Relaxed Fit: The 5th Annual Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder

That's one of the cannonballs I'm started.

I met Youngtash, so guys you go.

“So, how long do you feel it's dying out on this ship?”

It's truly one of this fuckin' price with my time. And without telling it's still not telling us where you met John Tash. You just said, "A mole like place?" It can't have people find me where I frequent. You know how I frequent places and I can't be mobbed.

Where I go, I don't want it more monged. I don't want to be place smogged. Yeah, place mogged. I'll tell you where you can find me. Jersey Mike!

That's where I am, if you know I'm in town and there's a Jersey Mike's close buy. You know I'm gettin' that fuckin' meat. Smoots! But when I heard, John Tash's callostomy bag, a jingling England.

I knew only the second was what month is it?

Oh shit! It's time for March Madness! Walkin' to the left lane! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the fifth animal last podcast on the left March Madness of Murder. And Mayhem, my name is Marcus Barks.

I'm here with my main man Henry Sabrowski. My name is John Tash. (laughing) People, you still respect me. But now I'm a figure of humiliation.

(laughing) And we have the Madness on color commentary and Lars at across the table. I do it and shock a lot to get by a bucket because I've invested poorly. Yeah, that's right. (laughing)

He's not like what right now. He put a lot of money into grocery stores. (laughing) And actually, shout out to Sprouts! Every time you shop in Sprouts, though I'm gettin' money.

(laughing)

“Also, is anybody lookin' to buy some barrels of crude?”

(laughing) 'Cause I do have three or four of them in there. It's actually, it's really been difficult gettin' rid of them. Yeah, man, all I know is I'm hormones are straight. (laughing)

We're here at the fifth annual last podcast on the left, March Madness Submerter of Mayhem, and we're doin' it a little different this year. Just a little bit. We gotta mix it up.

And so we've to add it. Retrotating bio. Yeah, and not just that. Another aspect is different this year. Groups.

That's right. We're doin' teams this time. Yeah, the rotating biomes. We usually hold this in Madison Square Garden. This year, it is held in a rotating biome.

So, when each seed is chosen, after we find each matchup, we're gonna be rolling an eight-sided die for each individual biome. And then, at the end of each match, there will be a coin toss to see which biome

the next group will fight in. Nice, and I brought a 20-sided die, and I'll be rolling it for nothing.

“Yeah, and honestly, just getting them used to dice.”

Because he's been scared of dice ever since his father's crippling gambling problem, and so he's been afraid of dice, and the thing is, we gotta get through the dice problem, which is why you are, I would say hesitant about RPGs. Yeah, because this is about you afraid of dice.

I swallowed two of this morning. I think I'm feeling great. Oh, there was a DVD once I said it. (laughing) But we are gonna do it as we usually do it

by picking names out of the hat.

So, do we wanna go first and choose the entire Eastern bracket?

I guess so. All right, so let's see the first line up in the Eastern bracket. (singing in foreign language) (singing in foreign language) God, Mr. Tess, you got shortened fast.

Someone for you, still me. (laughing) No one will let me die. Every time I'm recognized, I live another three weeks. (laughing) So our first competitor will be the Montauk time boys, led by former president Barack Obama of course,

as we know, was a Montauk time boy himself, who traveled back and forth to Mars as a teenager, prior to converting from money. (singing in foreign language) (laughing)

We got a tennis for the james. But we know Barack Obama was a 14-year-old Krono, I would say it's Krono not Krono. And so he, we know that he's a part of there, and we know that what he loves is the yellow of drones.

He loves cigarettes, and he loves basketball in his backyard. And time, love time, so it's gonna be the Montauk boys. Versa's, let's get this hat just a little bit.

It is. A handful of chuds.

“Oh, and then that's gonna be a hell of a fuck”

because the chuds are, they're just on the Long Island Railroad, down the street. Yeah, yeah, and there are certain biomes that will give certain groups advantageous. Of course, because each biome is based upon,

most part, a classic environment that you would find one of our heroes today. And this is gonna be good 'cause I make, 'cause also a handful. That is the actual official term for group of chuds.

Yes, yeah, absolutely, and it's five, right? It's a handful. The handful is five. Okay, good, thank God. Exactly.

Yeah, it's five. It's five. The next time, we're picking the biomes now or later.

Later, 'cause we have to get the full bracket first,

and then the fights will begin. Sorry, I didn't pay attention in the pre-media. (laughing) We did it pre-media, we did not discuss this part. But not this pre-media, we did discuss other things.

Yes, we did, all right. I rolled a five. (laughing) Someone shoot me in there. (laughing)

Next line up, the next battle will be, ooh, Ryan Hard Hydric and four Einsatz Groupen at the end of a Soviet winter. So, they're tired, they're tired. But they're me.

They're angry as well, because they know they're not going home after the war. (laughing) They got no place to go, they got nothing to lose, whoever they're up against areights in Groupen.

“They're gonna have a heck of a little challenge, aren't they?”

Yeah, and they might have a friendship day on top of it. Yeah, they just might, they just, they just might, and it's at the end of the Soviet winter. So, we figured five Einsatz Groupen at full power, is that too much, too much.

So, they're low on ammunition, they're starving, but they are still Einsatz Groupen. And everybody's a Jew that they see. Yes, I'll say that the end of a Soviet winter is March. Indeed it is.

Yeah, probably it's just a Jew. We didn't need that part, but we're gonna say the end of a Soviet winter, because it's March. I thought it's Soviet winter, like ends in June, and then, like, summer ends in July.

Well, that's the second winter.

(laughs) We're, but this is, but when we say Soviet winter, we're talking like winter of 1942. Yeah, yeah, the whole, the, the, the bad one. It was a 42 or 43, I can't remember exactly,

but the worst winter in the, 1941. That's right, that's right. General, General, General, February. That's right. All right, and fighting the Einsatz Groupen will be,

the starting defense of the 1985 Chicago. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I can't, yes, yes. Oh, they are gonna love the shot. Yeah, but if he didn't, it's gonna get in there bro.

Wow. Much single Terry's gonna fucking take off his reading glasses and tackle the fuck out of Ryan Yard. The 85 bears, we have to remember here, the 85 bears. They're gonna have a lot of skin in this game,

because they're one thing that 85 bears don't like,

and that's Nazis. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And remember there, these groups are not necessarily matched one to one. So it's 11 guys versus five.

See, yeah, yeah, all right. So the next matchup will be. Papa, whoop, see the elephant and his trainer. Why do you? Yeah, he's hammering it.

Yeah, he's hammering it. Yeah, it's opposite and whiting. He's whiting is hammered, but he's on top. And he barreled through a police station.

“Like, hey, why do you know how to drunkenly ride an elephant?”

That's it. Honestly, I don't want to kill arguably five people. And I would also say, I don't actually feel like whiting. That might be too much for him to be loaded. He might need to be in search of some alcohol.

No, no, he's shaking, he's shaking. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. So it's whiting with the shakes. Yeah, all right, whiting with the shakes. All right.

And fighting top to the elephant and whiting will be a pack of hungry wool. Oh, I'm honestly so pleased. I'm pleased about that. I'm pleased about that. He's our natural enemies.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Drunken animal handlers and a bunch of loose wool. I know, sober alcoholic animal handlers were on the lookout for their morning booze because the wife has taken the vodka out of the back of the toilet.

What do I do? Damn wolves in the way, my vodka. I won't keep supporting vodka back in the toilet. Saying John drink a little more. And our last matchup in the Eastern Conference is going to be,

"Oh, the Grimlins rip off steam." That's one goole, one critter, one monkey, and one troll. Yeah, that's nice. That's nice. Yes.

Yeah, and that's, and they, I mean, it will stand to see how this team works together. Didn't know they had to be five? Oh, no, it's topsy and whitey. It's topsy and whitey versus wolves.

So now we got the rip off Grimlins versus versus.

Let's see here.

“It is, oh, the Kentucky Vampires with one real vampire.”

Oh, that's actually going to help. That's really going to help. That's really going to help. I don't know how all these Grimlin fucking copyright infringements are going to work.

I don't even know if they all can all be in one. I don't even remember the distinct abilities of a monkey, but we'll get there. He parties. Yeah, and he eats. Yeah.

It's a monkey. Yeah, he parties and he eats really the goolee and the critter are going to be doing a lot of heavy left in here. Yeah. But the thing is about a critter is that a critter is really only dangerous when there's

a lot of critters. What's just one critter going to do? Well, he can shoot his needles. There's, there are a fair amount of things that one critter can do, but we do know, I mean, a critter ball is optimal, but this critter will be going at it alone.

All right, so that's the Eastern Conference.

We want to just roll through this side first.

I think we need to, I think we need to choose the Western. So let's settle the bracket completely. All right. The first lineup in the Western Conference is, yeah, it's come on, come on, come on. 80s, hair metal main stays poison.

Oh, poison, and this is poison just after unskitty Bob. So it is poison at the height of their popularity and power.

“I think that's key is that they do need to have pyro available.”

They need to have a lot of Jack Daniels because that's every glam rock band loves Jack Daniels. Yeah, right? And they like, what else do they like? Roses and Sandex and hairspray. Yeah, a lot of Spandex and roses and hairspray.

A ton of hairspray, and I think that hairspray might be important. Okay, it has to be. It has to be. It's only discernible weapon they might have. Well, thorns on a rose and raw sexuality.

Oh, yeah, real man sex. Actually, yeah, that's my life. You got to imagine what their Spandex meant like. Don't discount, you know, C.C. DeVille or Brett Michaels in 1987. If they're backs against the wall, they know for a fact, they've got to go to Santa Cruz

to fuck 417-year-olds. You know that they want to make it through. This belt. That's every rose has a store and that's not rock you like a hurricane, right? That's not that scorpion.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, poison is unskittybop, nothing but a good time. Okay. Every rose has its store. They don't turn into me.

Talked already to me. Okay, all right. They have four pretty good songs. Okay. Okay.

And fighting poison is the Epstein crew. Oh, wow. That is going to be quite a match up there. By the way, the Epstein crew is Epstein with the power of the massade. Yeah, he's got two at least two massade snipers.

At least Stephen Hawking with his modified wheel chair. Yes. The tractor was school. Yeah. (laughing)

Nome Chomsky and his pen. Oh, that was by the other massade. Woody Allen with a clarinet and Princess Andrew armed with acid sweat. Yeah, yeah, I don't touch him. Don't touch him.

Formally known as. Man, no, it's interesting about poison versus the Epstein crew. Is they like to have sex with women the same age? Yeah, well, I mean, that's actually, that's going to be a big, that's not just become friends.

I never know. There's a little part of me, though, that believes that poison might even like a little bit more mature than the Epstein crew. All right. The next massade.

He wants the police to have pubic hair.

“Maybe, I think I would put that with Brett Michaels.”

I put them on them. I saw flavor of love. Sure. Yeah, I'd say they, they want them at least 17. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right. Next matchup is the Murdoch family and that would be the Murdoch family. Armed and drunk. Oh, man. Yeah.

You got Alec. Get two presons. Both of this fucking holsters man, he's sure good up and ready to go. Oh, are they, I see caught him up? No, just drunk.

Just drunk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he's, so he's hankering for an accent.

He's not always hankering.

He's sloppy. He doesn't want to get sloppy. Yeah. Don't want to get too sloppy. Do they have a boat?

They have access to a boat, depending on the realm. Yeah. Depending on the realm. They do have access to the boat, but mostly armed with AR-15s. They really loved.

They have a lot of guns. Yeah, they got a lot of guns and I'm guessing it's just going to be Alec Buster and what's his fault? Oh, yeah. And a poll's why mom had come in.

No, she's dead weight. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, how do we get two dogs? Yeah. A couple of dogs. Yeah, yeah, two dogs.

Couple of, couple of bloodhounds. Sure. Two dogs. Who are they up against? I'm excited.

Oh, yes. This is going to be a fun line. They are up against two Frankenstines and Benedict Comberbatch dressed as a Frankenstein.

and Johnny Lee Miller's COVID performance of Frankenstein.

“And this is the horrible, well, what they did is they, this was like a COVID event where”

one night, one of them would, like, Johnny Lee Miller will play Frankenstein on the other night Benedict Comberbatch would play Frankenstein's creature at the monster. They'd switch back and forth. And this is how I found out that Johnny Lee Miller is a better actor than Benedict Comberbatch. Oh, yes.

When Benedict Comberbatch was, with Frankenstein's monster, he chose to play it like Mango from Saturday Night Live. He was, I am man, he was, I am a quite a choice. Yeah, he had me. You all didn't see Bradley Cooper in the elephant man, like, I did it.

I only saw the click. That was fucking wrong. Yeah. Yeah. And it was directed by Danny Boyle.

It was very well done. Oh, it was, it was very cool, but he was Benedict Comberbatch was ridiculous. So it is Frankenstein, but Boris Carl off, Frankenstein monster, but the monster. Yeah. It is the actual monster.

Yeah. And it's Jacob Lordy as Frankenstein's monster, but seems pretty unstoppable in the movie. As the monster. And then you have Benedict Comberbatch.

Yeah, he made a pretending to be Frankenstein in a very mango style. Yeah. You can see there's a picture he's got up, he's bounding around the stage. He's a very animated Frankenstein's monster. Yeah.

He had too much power at this time.

“I think what a Murdoch would love to kill a British man.”

Oh, of course. Of course. And a British Frankenstein. Oh, yeah. Honestly, I would, I would like to as well.

I am getting pretty fired up about it. Just look at that. You know, he's too confident for a British man. Way too confident. Yeah.

Like Johnny Lee Miller, at least looks a little embarrassed. That's what everyone of them needs. And the next matchup is going to be who 20 chimney sweeps and their master. Oh. Nice.

My man is such a challenge run. With the reason why we did so many is because of how they're all riddled with cancer. Yeah. Yeah. And they're pretty disposable.

And they're kind of a, they can almost sort of explode at the touch. Yeah. And they're, I mean, there's a pack with tumors. Yeah. They're all, in there all, between the ages of four and 15.

Yeah. But they can make eatable a lot of time for our faggin. Yeah. And if these are Mario level biomes, these little guys will be good in the tube. That they really well.

We do. If they happen to be in the mine cart level, this might be there. They might be there. Because there are the yes, the biomes half of them are Mario level. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yes. As they understood. And fighting those 20 chimney sweeps will be the Eastern European Hammer Mania.

Wow. That is a fair man. That is a fair. Very fair. And we have our two Dini Bro Maniacs or two Academy Maniacs.

And then we have our the night time killers, which were other two boys, he didn't really bring them up. No. They were Russian. They were inspired by the one.

Take your time. The people are going to be there. It's, you know, cool thing. He never gets old. No, that's a hell of a match up.

They all I can't wait to watch those faggin. Them honestly pop those children. Yep. All right. And the last match up of the night is three way moes in a delivery robot named Guillermo.

Why the always steamed after Spanish people.

It's not fair. Just a bit. And fighting the three way moes in a delivery robot named Guillermo is the final matchup. The killer clowns from outer space. Yeah.

All right. Yes. How many killer clowns are we talking to? Five. Five.

Okay. Cause they are pretty dopey. They are pretty dopey and they largely can be because they believe you just destroyed them by blowing up their nose. I believe that's how they die.

They believe that's how they die. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So now we're going to choose the bio for a way mo.

It will be. It will be. This is really just about us trying to get rid of way moes. Yeah.

“I think what we should do with the biomes is that we will choose the biome for each individual”

fight. Yes. So let's do. Let's choose the biome.

The first fight is going to be the montage boys led by President Barack Obama versus

a handful of chuds. Got it. All right. So you're going to roll the die for the biome? Yep.

And should we go through the biomes? I'm going to just roll. All right. We're going to pull the biome. All right.

So I'm rolling my excited die. I got a two. Got a two. Ice World. Okay.

They're on the ice world. We know that there is maybe some still water. Maybe an ice volcano. Glacier for sure. Done.

Yeah. Yeah. Maybe an orca. Now I got to ask a question. Will a two again?

“Will they get the ice world again even though we have eight biome?”

No. We're cutting it. So that's. That's ice world. Yeah.

All right. Ice world's done. So if you roll a two again, just going to go again. Yes. Gotcha.

All right. So ice world slipping around. Montauque boys versus a handful of chuds. I think that's it. Fucking get into it.

So we're going to do fight one, right? Yeah. This is by one. Ding. Ding.

Yeah. We're in it. We have disadvantaged for the chuds. Yeah.

Well, I mean, they live basically outdoors or live in the sewers.

It gets very cold in New York. I think they've dealt with ice before. But do chuds go too sleep when it's cold. My question is, is that do they have a, I honestly would imagine that they would be hybronatory and they would probably go down in the warmer months.

They would arise. And then the colder months, they would probably slow down much like a reptile or something. That's how I view it in my mind, right? They would. They are hot.

They see the first hot. So we know that the boys enter in on a portal, Barack Obama is arrived. He comes through. He's riding two boys on each foot. Is that riding drones?

No. No, no, no. He's got the drone as his friend. Oh, okay. They can talk.

The drones from the future. Right? So he's like, yeah. But the drone, unfortunately, it's pacifist doesn't want to be involved. And so we're just watching, it's hovering and watching.

Barack Obama. Barry. Oh, tell me about it. He's just a boy. If I can do it, the negotiations are right.

Because he's just like, let me be clear. I'm trying to think what else he says. So, well, you just said Joe Biden's. Let me be clear. Yeah.

That's right. Obama comes out and he goes, look, hey, hey, look, hey, let's think about this. I'll tell you what. Who? Yeah.

How you like a playlist. That's what he says. Oh, you know, I love him off deep. I do think the ice world will slow down the chuds, but I do think the chuds are going to take down at least a couple of mon talk boys, because chuds are quite strong and very

single minded. Chuds are fucking rip these kids from arms and legs.

Well, unless you could go, I first think.

And chuds would be laying on its back in the ice and it could still rip these kids apart. But I could also see a couple of chuds losing parts on the ice, right, that they're going. They're getting stuck. They're fighting and they can't do it. So you got the boys coming from all these different ends.

I would imagine it took about kind of wet. They're wet. You're very, when you're wet, you just hit ice. You stick. Yeah.

You don't slip. No, you stick. So these guys are sticking into the ice. They're struggling, boys are attacking one or two, Barack Obama, I imagine. And it's 14-year-old Barack Obama, correct?

Yeah, it's teenage, teenage time travel accrono, not Barack Obama. First of all, Kenya, he's out there. So he knows what's going on. He's finding one or one with a chud. Now, unfortunately, well, not unfortunately, but I mean, for the audience, we know he

lives. Yeah. Well, you mean, he became president. Yeah. Oh, well, that in this instance, we don't know what's going on here.

We do all of this in Kenya. No. Everything's canon. It's canon. Well, that's not fair then.

No way. If this happens, it'll Barack Obama could live. Yeah. I don't know about the rest of them. I don't think if you go hand-to-hand with a chud, even if they are stuck on the ice, I

feel like it almost gives them an advantage.

“And I think these chuds are so powerful.”

These kids don't stand a chance. I think it's going to rip off their faces. I think that if they got close, sure, but also they're pretty slow moving. And Daniel Stern didn't know they were coming. You know, and also remember that the Montage boys are very good with science.

They're going to have weapons. Like they're going to have energy weapons. They're going to have sound weapons, sonic weapons. I think they can make it come out. They can make a chud's head explode.

I do believe there is a sound weapon involved that could definitely have been brought from the minds of one of them. We know that that's how the Montage Project work. Barack Obama, far thinking enough to think about the sound weapon, knows the drone doesn't want to fight.

So we have this sort of amplification weapon that shatters the chuds. Yeah. I think we lose boys. We don't have to lose boys.

Just no way these chuds, first of all, I think both of you are wrong and the chuds destroy

them. But they were like, obviously, you're not going to let me win this. These boys are fucking worthless in their week. Barack Obama's the ex-factor. He's the strongest boy.

Look at the claws on this fucking guy. Look at his teeth. Barack Obama is, he makes love to Michelle every night. You think so? Oh, he's got to fight her down.

Yeah. Well, I think she could take a chud. Yeah.

“Well, I think if the chuds would have pulled the sewer level by on, then that's what I mean.”

That's what I mean. I mean, obviously, they would be like that. Well, Montage Project was the only live underground pretty much too as well.

But they live underground in a very cushy lifestyle.

Chuds are living underground in 1970s, New York.

“So I think the ice zone is what, fuck so much.”

So the boys die and we got Obama left in a time traveling lazy boy. Two of the five boys die and then a drug. Two. I think two. Five chuds are only killing two boys.

They're stuck. I give you three. All right. I give you three. All right.

I give you three. So it's coming forward. It is. Barack Obama won a Italian boy from Long Island, the pacifist drone and the time traveling chair.

Yeah. Yeah. You know, Montage, they have more tricks up their sleeve. You never know. They can materialize things in their brains.

They have a little swollen raccoon that's dead with them. Absolutely. So that settles down one, that's one battle in. All right.

Montage advances to the second round.

The next matchup. The Einsatzgruppen versus the 1985 Chicago Bears, the starting, the starting defensive line up. Yeah. In 1985 Chicago Bears.

So we got the fridge. The rest of it. You know, they're not full uniform. They're fully rehearsed. They're not tired.

Yeah. Richard Dent, he actually, he's one of the few defensive players to win a Super Bowl MVP. Yeah. Well, I mean, that's a big deal. Here comes the biome.

There's going to find out where they were fighting. We have a got number two is already taken. We got number seven. Number seven. Molasses.

All right.

It's just simply Molasses.

So now we don't know where it came from. It's deep. It's like three feet of Molasses, an endless field of it. I think three feet is too much. But one of them.

I think six inches. All right. You're right. I don't think it matters. The Bears got fucking cleats.

Wow. And they got the fridge. The fridge can eat up half of the sky there in Molasses.

“I think that that is now we're going to see how these biomes are coming into play.”

Really. But I do think that the Einsatzgruppen might have this is where the Soviet winner might be in advantage because these guys have been surviving for months and months in very harsh conditions. The 85 Bears.

I mean, yet it's called in Chicago. It's very cold in Chicago. And 85. You're playing outdoors. So you're field.

So you're field. Do you think that's fucking war? I don't see. I feel like the one thing, truly, that 85 Bears have over the Einsatzgruppen. See, movement.

This one. Yeah. Go into that. And you know, they think with dreams, strengths to get through it. You know, those like they do the squares and they jump over the little things.

Yeah. And they take ballet classes. Yeah. I don't think the Arts and Groupen has enough ammunition to even take this hour. Well, I'm the way I'm seeing as the Einsatzgruppen as no ammunition left.

All they have is their goofy SS knives that were gifted to them by Himmler. I want to let. Can you pull up a picture of Mike's single Terry? I don't want you guys to look at Michael's, Mike's single Terry and say, "How excited this man would be to kill a Nazi?"

The only reason why I give him a lot of give it to him. I just want that man to be an Einsatzgruppen to death with his hands and his hand. And I just can see it because I can see wearing helmets. Yeah.

“I think that they're motivated to beat the Einsatzgruppen.”

I didn't the Einsatzgruppen have a good thing. They've been left behind. They have been, honestly, in many ways, if I was reaching out to them, I'd say you've been abandoned by your leadership, left to your own devices out there, you're fighting for no one.

85 bears are fighting for America. Now, also, can I say something? You know who won the 85 bears? You know who lost the Nazi movement? Not these ones.

They only lost one football game, the entire season. That's fucking crazy. And if it's knives, it's knives versus five amaciated 18-year-old psychopathic Nazis, I think that they unbelievably tear them to shreds. When I'm thinking, I think they are going to have some bullets left.

I think what happens here is that the 85 bears, unfortunately, are going to sacrifice one man. Oh, at least. Refrigerator Perry. I think he could take a lot.

I think he goes in front. Refrigerator Perry goes in front. He takes all of the bullets for the team. I don't want to play it on the ground while he's dying. He's eating the fucking Milan.

Yeah. He's just like, I can't believe I got all those free breakfasts. He's eating the glasses as he's digging a trough through the molasses at the Boat, at an items group, and they're tired. I view they have decided they are going to pin themselves to let them come to us.

Yeah, of course. So they've doing the thing where they're laying back, they've got the guns up, they fired

He comes through. He's digging a trough, he's on dead body, slides back through the fucking molasses at them, reading enough of a tunnel that single Terry in the rest of them rushed the just like the blitz. Yeah.

Just like it always do, man.

He goes up the middle. He goes right up the fucking middle, and he just, if I was him, I'd sit on right on Hydrox face. Right. He just means he's been like, oh, it's been, I could choke this Nazi with my ass.

Yeah. But you can. Well, Richard Dinn is over there, just break in their neck. Just one by one.

“And I think they're so debilitated that they're just, they're stall now, they're all stuck”

on the molasses. And now it's like the same thing when Hitler fucking gave up because they come down to it. They're like, they probably start popping themselves in the mouths because they're such a pussy.

Yeah. And you know what they do at the end? Super shuffle. That's right. 85 bears take it.

Yeah. Yeah. We knew they would. Of course. Of course.

They fucking, I'd say I'll screw up.

So the next fight we got, I keep saying line up, but the next match up is Topsy and Whitey versus a pack of wolves. Okay. This is going to this biome is going to actually very much effect. Yeah.

This fight. Because I don't think Topsy's well fed either. No. You know, unfortunately. Yeah.

Why do you say? Hey. I'm fucking killer dog. Yeah. Topsy's been moving fucking.

Yeah. amusement park rides all day. There we go. She's, she's tired. biome 5.

biome 5 is the Kentucky Vampire's Hardy's parking lot. Ooh. That's going to be a plus for Topsy. Yeah. Definitely a plus for Topsy.

I also want to fortunately, that really makes an easy even playing ground for all these guys. Yeah.

“I'm thinking, I think Topsy takes this one pretty easy.”

I think Topsy is going to take this one. I think Topsy's going to kill two wolves in the rest are going to run away. Yes. Or we at least, why do you lose is I'm going to say an arm. Yeah.

I don't think why do you even notice does anything's happening? No. Yeah. I think what it's just being like, to an liquor store, it's just fire or gun in the air. Yeah.

It's just like that. I would. Yeah. I think they don't really stand much of a chance. I think the wolves, unfortunately, are going to be taken down by Topsy and

Whitey. Yeah. Very, very easily. Just crunching their spines, kicking them into the dumpster outside of the car. I think you're going to need at least nine wolves to take down.

All the people in the heart, these are just watching. Yeah. And you know, it's just being like, you would dig in and do about this. I bet nothing. Yeah.

That's it. I don't know. I was like, you know, I had to give many of these. You know, I bet there's a democrat machination. I don't know what's happening here.

They're all tacking. I see that the wolves, that one kind of big tits like AOC, they're all they're trying to attack the vulnerable symbol of the public and party. And let's don't forget, the wolves, they're like 180 pounds tops and Topsy is about 8,000 pounds.

Yes. Yeah. And Topsy is a very big, very good believe that this is, this is Topsy's room. Yeah. The streets are where Topsy's best.

Oh, absolutely. Yeah. This is, it's simply asphalt. Yeah. In front of a hearty.

So yeah. Topsy takes this one. Pretty easy. What a great day to be at the hearty. Yeah.

We've got this one, which is next, next bout. This, uh, next bout. This is the last bout in the eastern conference. This is the Grimmlin's rip-offs team that's, uh, one crater, one goole, uh, one munchie, and one troll, uh, versus the Kentucky vampires with one actual real vampire.

Okay. So this actual vampire's going to help. And where are they fighting? They're not at the hearty. No, they're not.

Unfortunately, they don't get a home field advantage. Dark Kentucky vampires are going to be in. Number one. Number one. Number one.

Oh god. Oh, lava world. Oh my god. I really thought that this was going to be good for the vampires. But lava world seems like it might be better for the Grimmlin rip-off.

“I truly believe the one world where a vampire does not, like, get too lazy to see.”

Is that a lava world? Yeah. I think a lava can lava kill a vampire. Yeah. I'll see this.

We've never been in a scenario yet where vampires have been put in lava.

I've never seen it. I've never heard of it. But we know that vampire kills the very center of all evil. Fire is normally one of the things that kills all things. Okay.

In terms of any supernatural element, you're trying to destroy the heart, you're trying to destroy the brain. I'm pretty certain of you through a vampire. If you got a vampire to touch lava, yeah. It's dead.

Yeah. They're not going to do too well in lava either. Well, they're not going to do too well in lava as long as they stay out of the lava. Because the thing is about Goolees and Munches and Goolees and Critters specifically,

They're very single-minded creatures. Critters specifically. Now, critters don't they have planes? No. Uh, oh, they do, I don't they have spaceships.

They have spaceships. They have spaceships. A critters have spaceships. Yeah. But I think critters are more, you know, they're from space.

They're definitely from space. They know the time. Yeah. They are 100% from space. Exactly.

Critters. But I think they're more like pests where they, you know, they get your right. They do. But they, uh, looks like they're driving it right there. Yeah.

“Because when I remember, I believe that critters get their eggs show up and then they hatch”

from the eggs and then, you know, the problem start there. Yeah.

And there are critters that go, front because I believe that the first one has got

what's his name from, uh, cats and musical. Yeah. That's true. That's true. Yeah.

Yeah. And the third one has, it was Leonardo DiCaprio's first movie. Yeah. I think a lot of these guys, I don't know if there's any toilets in the, um, in the long world.

But if there was a ghoulie, would definitely rip apart one of these Kentucky vampires. Why imagine spend a lot of time on the toilet because of their diets. There is no information about the critters, if they can fly, I believe the critters are pests. Like I believe they just showed their sort of like they, they hitch a ride and lay their

legs and then cause havoc, which is why the crites hunters kill. Yeah. Yeah. You know, the crites hunters have to chase them from, uh, planet to planet. Yes, they're, yeah, because they're resource hoarders.

Yeah. And I think the ghoulie and the munchie, they're doing well. And our last guy is a who? A troll. A troll.

Trolls. Love. I think that's what I think. I told the people. I told the people.

I told the people. I told the people. I told the people.

Again, this is another thing where the biome is so crucial.

Yeah. Because the boys have never, they only seem lava in video. Games. Making Kentucky guys, they go see that and they're like, we must go. Me one by your ex will lose the own face by either lava.

And they go like, oh, yeah, we're going to go and they, they think that they can do it. They're like, with empires or vampires, and I can literally see them running out towards the ghoulies. They might not even fight.

“I think that they just hit the lava and they immediately are like, I think they can”

get vampires. Yeah. And they, um, immediately destroyed. Yeah. There's, you know, they're good at killing humans, but I don't think they're good

at killing munchies. I don't think they're, I've never heard of vampire eating a troll. I never heard of it. You know, I think this is a, I don't think they've got a chance here. I just think that a vampire is being thrust into a lava-based scenario.

Yeah. Vampires never been in before. They're from Eastern Europe. They're no active. They're no active.

What? I know. Not really. Yeah, fuck them. Yeah.

They have trolls, they live in volcanic rock. Yeah. Yeah. So with just the troll alone, they don't have a fucking chance. Yeah.

I just feel like, yeah, they're going to get lava mong them and use that term again. Yeah. And I think that the actual vampire is going to get so distracted by trying to coordinate the pretend can't hook you one by one. Yeah.

Um, that the ghoulies, the Grimmins rip-offs are going to take them down pretty quickly. But I do feel like the Grimmins rip-offs are more doing the Sun Sea. Don't get it in the way your enemies make a mistake. Yeah. And they're watching them all die in the lava flows.

Yeah. And they're like, hey, we fucked up a lot of stuff before having them guys. They're like, yeah. And I'm like, let them fuck themselves up. Because remember, all these creatures do have the power of speech and communication.

Yeah. They just, because they've got cheeseburgers. Yeah. Yeah. And monges just love pussy.

Yeah. And all of them, we know that monges are the warning us to evolve easily. Yeah. And they don't have any girls. So the Grimmins rip-offs take it.

Wow, that's great. That's great. Yeah.

“I think they're all going to live, right?”

Yeah. I think they all live. I don't think they lose a single person here. Yeah. All right.

So that is the first round of the Eastern Conference.

This has just been truly historic already. The biomes to me, best thing we've ever added. Yeah. I love it. And it really does add a whole new thing to it.

So let's move over to the Western Conference. We have the first matchup poison versus the Epstein crew. Oh, man. This goes. Oh, wow.

I just really see them becoming friends. We'll see what happens here. See, I can see. I feel like their Epstein crew's just like, hey, I'm going to hire you to play the party. I don't think they're just going to fall forward immediately because they take any

gig. Well, it's first see. Let's see the biome. This is them at the height of their power, so I feel also weak. But you see, they don't have the money.

Yeah. The Epstein does. I think that the poison crew could be very easily convinced that they belong in the Epstein group. And then they could be surprised attacked by the Epstein group.

Because I think that the poison crew is there extremely clever poison is not clever. They only know how to apply. They don't know how to make their hair big and they don't want to eat pussy and drink. I think it was the lava round. They'd be instantly dead just because of the heat and the hair spread.

Let's see what the biome is.

Yeah. The biome is we have number six. Number six. That is number six just happens to be sixth street in Austin on a Saturday night. Oh, man.

That's going to give poison a distinct gift because they can drink more than anyone.

“And I believe become more powerful with every shot of my gut.”

Do I really about to see, be honest? I'm getting chills. One of the biggest upsets in this whole fucking thing. I didn't expect this. That's the poison was dead.

I'll get it. Oh, yeah. No, but I can see that. You put them on six street outside of the office stage. You set up a stage, right?

Poison's playing. Epstein crew rolls in, right? Obviously, you got Stephen Hawking cuts to the crowd. Be like, it's time to treat it. We've got them.

Be like, yeah. And my name is number 30. They're ready to fight. Epstein's got his tumour sod guys. Obviously, they're talking about your 14-year-old.

It's hard. It's Austin. They're very distracted. They got fucking, you know, no one is there going, just trying to be like, it's linguistics. You know, we've got his penbomb.

I'm ready to get penbomb. But the thing is about six street owners that you drop Woody Allen and Nome Chomsky and a six street on a Saturday night. Look, I'm a little bit just immediately going to be overwhelmed. Oh, for a while.

But they're fucking neat. Oh, my God. Get a do-oh. I'll soon get a do-oh. Oh, God.

“Woody Allen's going to have an allergy attack.”

So poison is excited. Austin knows this is their strength. They have set up a collapsible stage on sixth street and they are performing at the height of their powers. Yeah.

They're performing a free live show on sixth street, which is now filled with thousands of armed Texans who have, and I got to say, poison in Texas in the 1980s as someone who grew up, they were one of the biggest bands on earth. You could not lay it was poison, motley crew, and guns and roses were the three biggest bands on earth.

You couldn't say a bad word about any of those. Now you've got Jeffrey Epstein, all of them, they show up to shut the party down. Not just that. Woody Allen is talked into coming on stage to play the clarinet and as soon as he gets on stage murdered.

Murderer. Oh, yeah. Excuse me. It's on stage. Fucking CC developer puts a fucking knife into his kidney.

Dude, I think the people of Austin. Yeah. All the Epstein crew in the name of poison, that's a stop, that man from stopping the show. Poison barely has to get their hands dirty.

I don't think poison does anything. Now what about these massards that are hanging out over at the roof top of the hill? Once Epstein's dead, the cat, the check stop clarinet. Yeah.

There's no rest. And I don't think the Epstein has any way to bring the fucking to bring poison to his side because poison don't need Epstein's help. They don't need to fucking, they already paying for it. Yeah.

They're already got it. They got all the groupies. They have no power over there. There's a bunch of girls in every single bar in Austin. I am so, I really can't describe how surprised that we are here.

Yeah. I can't believe it. I thought these Epstein guys were actually going to go a lot further. I thought so too.

Man, this is like fucking Gonzaga going out in the first round.

You can. Yeah. You can beat poison on sixth street. Yeah. You can be interesting now.

Detections, they have a soft spot for a man in the wheelchair. What? Just because they like to boss them around, tell them what to do. Because they're great. Oh yeah.

But they only like, oh no. You misunderstand. They vote for them in spite of the wheelchair. Not because of that. Yeah.

Trust me.

“You also got to remember they hate eggheads.”

Yeah. All right. You guys were fucking. These guys are nerds. Yeah.

Oh my god. They're going to get paid. We're going to get their dickies. It is literally the worst possible place for them to have chosen. And this is why the buy-offs make this the best marks madness we've ever done.

Because that changes everything. It really does. It's a proud of Austin.

I never thought I'd say that.

No. I'll be asleep. I'll be asleep. I'll be asleep. I'll be asleep.

Yeah, so men. And that's the thing. I guess men. Epstein crew doesn't even have a chance to pull out their secret weapon. No.

Yeah. Which was what? Mecha Michael Jackson. Yeah, they become mecha Jackson. Yeah.

They become mecha Jackson. He's not appreciated in Austin. No. No. No.

He's just only time you hear Michael Jackson is like, I don't like a bicycle going by. Yeah. He's only a child monster. He's like out there.

He's kidrock. You know, let's go. Stop his name. Oh. That's unbelievable.

That's unbelievable. Oh, fuck. You can't even molester. Yeah. No, Texas is a rat.

No, I've seen them. I've seen the steps. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah.

Poison. Oh, it's a poison. Oh, next round. That can't believe this is correct. That's amazing.

Yeah. That's next match up. This is a big one. This is the Murdoch family. Armed and drunk versus two Frankenstein monsters and Bended at Comberbatch.

Well, playing Frankenstein as mango.

“I am just because first thing I will say, though, is that in the Comberbatch,”

had not had his green drink that morning. He's going to be pretty tested. Yeah. And you know, say what you want about him being strong. The Murdoch's, but the Murdoch's might find him funny.

No. Oh, they might think him doing them. They're like, he's playing Sam for my. I'm saying. Oh, I don't know what he does.

I don't know what he does. He does a re-revoish. That's what we like. Yep. That and it's very much what his performance is.

Yeah. He did. All right. So here we go. So we're going to be in.

Number three. Number three. Skyboat. Whoa. Yeah.

Skyboat. So they're going to be dealing with cannon balls. They're going to be dealing with raccoons throwing into stars. Yeah.

Man, I got to say like it's really hard to take out one of these Frankenstein's monsters.

But we do know the Murdoch's have killed people on boats before. They know boats even in the sky. Yeah. I ain't, they know boats. Do they own the boat?

No. Neither crew is good at swift. First of movement. Here's the thing. I don't want to lose good at like dodging the cannon ball.

Like. Well, this might be where Benedict Cumberbatch actually does have a bit of an advantage. Because he was as I said earlier. Two animated. But in that performance.

But Paul. He could move. Paul and. Buster. Buster.

Both. Skeeter. Yeah. I've got about. Skitter.

Paul skitters. Buster. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Busters. Busters.

He gets out of breath. Real fast. This is fastest father. Yeah. Paul skitter.

He is. He's dangerous. But you, even.

He jumps on the, on the Frankenstein's monsters back.

He's just going to get ripped a shreds. But he ain't over 15. So that's the problem. Again, you litter of Frankenstein's monster with bullets. And nothing's going to happen.

Bro, I'm watching that into Cumberbatch. Do this Frankenstein thing is making me believe in him less. I think we'll time. I see him do us some results as the Frankenstein's monster. Yeah.

I care about that man. I don't even remember. I've never acted again. Yeah. This is the worst thing I've ever seen.

Yeah, right together. No, this is, yeah. This is one of the worst things that happened in COVID. And my father died. Yeah.

This is horrible. Yeah. It's just truly a villain. He's worse than anything the Murdoch stands.

“I think in the Murdoch's are going to light up and into Cumberbatch.”

And I think they're going to light up the Frankenstein's. And then they're going to high five. And then the Frankenstein's going to stand back up. Yeah. And they're going to be like, oh, fuck.

And they're just going to walk over and just rip on the shrines. I do think that we could see the Frankenstein's doing a, especially on these precarious platforms on the sky balloon. Yeah. They're not sky boats.

Sorry, sorry. They all not like obviously the Murdoch's. They're used to some movement, but not the 4D world. Do I mean no. Like they're used to a boat going like this.

Yeah. I'm not used to a boat going up and down like that. That's a great point. And I think that I could see them shooting some Frankenstein's. Yeah.

Yeah. Exactly. Just because again, they don't finish the job. I could see the Murdoch shooting. The job start drinking and celebrating before it's easy.

They don't even know what's not over. And then obviously the other two Frankenstein's get up. And then it's more of a push them towards the edge. And we still are walking from that boat up right up top. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Frankenstein. He just came. He walked up to that goddamn boat and fucked it up. Yeah.

Yeah. The universe is a boat was big deal. And I do the thing that the Frankenstein's due to their nature of not really being alive. It's that because they need to be fully dismantled. Yeah.

The only way for them to be destroyed. Like, I do, is that not true with Frankenstein? Have we seen that yet? Get a movie? Well, he usually gets up floating on the iceberg at the end.

Yeah. Yeah. If it was in a burning windmill. Well, you know, I can say they might have a chance of losing. You know, because Frankenstein usually takes himself out.

Yeah. He does usually. It's usually him. But he has to be wholly destroyed.

“And isn't there normally some doubt as if whether he lived or not?”

Hmm, always. There's always some. He's the first Jason. Yeah. So I do feel like in many ways, Frankenstein would be hard to, I think if you explode,

you'd have to only get him to do to explode him. Yeah. I don't think the Murdox have a grenade with them. They do have a R15. But there are bombs on the boat.

Well, there's cannons being fired constantly. Yes. If you feel like that the Frankenstein's can wrap their head more around. I've disinvironed. I think Alec Murdox moves just like a Frankenstein.

Yes. And he's just not as strong. Yeah. I agree. I don't think they, I think that the Murdox would, I know.

Obviously, I don't want to one. Can't be the Frankenstein. No. No. Even.

It's three on three right here. And they got, remember, they got two dogs. And I think Frankenstein kills dogs. I mean, the dog's just fucking numb. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. They don't stand boats.

They don't just stand the sky.

Put them together. They're really fucked. No. They're scared as fuck. They don't want to be on this fucking skyboat.

And even if the dogs got their wherewithal. They got their mind together to attack the Frankenstein's Frankenstein's. He's just going to pun it into the fucking sun. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, it's going to rip his face off. It's going to break its neck. All right. So we're, Benedict dies. Benedict definitely dies.

Yeah. Because he's. He brings the same confidence to this fight that he brought to that. Performance. And he just wants someone's tail just as hard.

He just wants someone's salt hit by a fucking. He's hit by a cannon fight. Yeah. I hope he's if I can't inspire. He's immediately exploded.

Man, imagine if a Frankenstein got a star. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, man.

We got a skitter pound. Oh. Oh. Oh. We got a skitter.

Oh. Oh. No.

“I think Paul is the one that hides after he sees his father's face.”

Get ripped off by Frankenstein.

And then the Boris Karla finds him and rips him to shreds. Yeah. I don't just throw him off the side of the boat. I can also see a Frankenstein just thrown him off side of the boat. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I could see Paul like thinking he ate a flower because his hair is so red. And then we like they trying to throw a fireball and nothing happened. Yeah.

And the Frankenstein just breaking his hair. Yeah. Like grabbing his arm just breaking his arm back. And you like. And then he takes the other one he pushes him off the fucking boat.

So the Frankenstein take it. All right. Next up. 20 chimney sweeps and their master versus the Eastern European Hammer Maniacs. Yeah.

Hammer Maniacs all armed with hammer. So here we go. Two biomes left. Two biomes left. Here we go.

I think the last one I got here. Oh, my god. No, my die. Number four. They're on the mine cart level.

Oh. Oh, oh. And vantage. Chitty sweet. Oh, my god.

They're in an alley mine cart. Oh, no. 20. That's an air-someric cart. Put them all a different mine cart.

This is a nightmare scenario for a hammer Maniacs. They did not expect this at all. Yes, of course. Yeah. Ukraine Eastern European love mines.

Kids. Mine. The day we went doing well on the mine. Oh, it is useless. Oh, they are just on the mine track.

And they are, while the chimney sweeps so accustomed to death. Yeah. So accustomed to being. Absolutely. They are expendable.

I think five chimney sweeps die. But that's just because they're around. They got a hammer Maniacs. Oh, he died a dead man. Yeah, he died a dead maniacs.

Yeah, he died a dead maniacs. Yeah, he died a dead maniacs. Yeah, he died a dead maniacs. Yeah, he died a dead maniacs. Yeah, he died a dead maniacs.

Yeah, he died a dead maniacs. Yeah, he died a dead maniacs. Yeah, he died a dead maniacs. Yeah, he died a dead maniacs. Yeah, we lose five chimney sweeps, but not to hammer death.

Yeah, my little spine does. My little sparlans. Balan, fine, done. Back them and bring me the hammer. No, what about the hammer Maniacs?

Do you think that they have a chance of killing the master? Yes. Yeah, I feel like the hammer Maniacs could take out the master. I think the master gets taken out. I think we really, the hammer Maniacs sneak behind.

They find the master. They beat him to death. But unfortunately, it is the chimney sweeps. Well, their co-experience that takes them to the end of the minecraft level.

“The only thing I would say though is I do believe that upon being struck with a hammer,”

chimney sweep explodes. Yeah. It's so fragile. Do you think the hammer Maniacs? They just, they're going to take what they're going to get there.

They're going to kill the fucking master. And then they're going to start plucking out his eyeballs and all that. And when they're doing that, they get distracted. And they're just going to get swarmed with chimney sweep. And that's the idea that they just get swarmed by 15.

So 15 chimney sweeps beats six armed boys. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Because they got sticks.

And they don't care. Right. I mean, we did this last year with the Lericans. We talked about this for the Lericans. They have a little bit more weaponry and stuff like that.

The chimney sweeps are really just kind of armed with like we're the weapon. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So that's a problem without a leader. I don't know what they do. I think without a leader, the chimney sweeps are pretty disorganized. They're pretty chaotic, but I don't see them. You know, they still have a want.

You know, they're still hungry. Yeah. From what? To go back to kill to the chimneys? I think they're dirty killers.

Yeah. I think on many of them are, um. If you remember from the episode, uh, one chimney sweep became one of the most famous criminals and British history. That's true.

And I guess they do kick the other little boys.

There's always stronger boys than the master dies.

The largest chimneys sweep just comes from the master. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

“I guess that's the, I honestly, that's the stem of their defeat here.”

Yeah. As they do make it their way to the top of the Martin Cart thing. They beat fake and thinking that they're going to beat them to that. They think that's it. They think that is what's going to disrupt the chimney sweeps.

They don't understand. There's not even not only are the chimney sweeps expendable. So are the masters. And then another master just rises to the forefront and it's just a kid with one eye. The district hierarchy in the chimney sweeps that the hammer maniacs do not understand.

Yeah.

“And so they go to cut the head off the snake.”

Man up just creating the other head of the snake.

It's like what we just didn't even run. So the chimney sweeps take it. Wow. That is. These have been upsets across the board.

They've got the chimney sweeps at a chance. But you know what? But you put them there. Minecraft level skyboat also good level for them. Yeah.

I'm super good level for them. Because they don't care. They don't care. They don't care. They don't care.

They only have one by one left. That's it. And one grouping. And again, the biomes going to make all the difference with between three way Mows and a delivery robot named Guillermo versus the killer clowns.

They're in the sewers. Oh man. I mean, we all know the way Mo can handle the sewers. No. Your water kills robots.

Yeah. This is no good. Yeah. Can I say, though? I think.

So the killer clowns. And specifically are good against organic things. Yeah. And so what they did crash their spaceship. They're a specifically are fueled by people.

Mm-hmm. Right. And so my think my. I'm going to put this out here. This is my alternative view.

Is that the killer clowns don't fully understand what they're against. Yeah. They think that they're other organics. Yeah. So the way Mo's.

Right. I don't think they're ray guns. We're working against the way Mo's. I think that they can. I don't know. Yeah.

We've only seen them work against organic things. I actually think that they're used to organics. I feel like the way Mo's might confuse them. You don't think they can cotton candy wrap them? Well, I think they can.

But then I think the way Mo's is going to go in and out because they're not getting any vital juices from the cotton candy.

“That's what they even cotton candy them in the first place.”

Yeah. So they just cotton candy them to suck the juices out of them with giant spiders. But the sewers are such a bad place for a way Mo. I agree. They don't have much of a chance in the sewer.

Yeah. It is Guillermo filled with explosives. Do they sacrifice Guillermo? But a delivery explosive diarrhea create. What if Guillermo was filled with euro?

I think he's filled with euro. Yeah, it is. The way Mo could be filled with, you know, a bunch of teenagers. As far as I'm concerned. But just screaming bachelor rats, who is controlling these robots?

And people from Philippines. Yeah, people from Philippines. Yeah. But they do that to themselves. And I think the way Mo, as we know, I know there's only three boat.

As we saw during the protests out here in L.A., you call it the way Mo's is just immobilizing them. Yeah. But they do that to themselves. And I think the way Mo, as we know, I know there's only three boat.

As we saw during the protests out here in L.A., you call a way Mo, you destroy it. Another one just comes. I know some things. They do think that they are Legion.

Yeah, they kind of don't stop. I know there's three, but I feel like there's more. I do think that we say that there's three, but there's more. But how do they get down there? They should keep going down in the subway stairs.

Yeah. Yeah. That's fine. Yeah. Yeah.

“I think the way Mo's beat the killer clowns.”

I think the way. But we can't, but the way Mo's can't be infinite, though. No, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They've accessed the three at any time.

But are they now stuck in the sewer? Yeah, they're going to matter there. Well, I mean, look, it's a that when we get to the next level. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because the next round.

But I really want the killer clowns to win, but I don't know if they win. I think they beat, I think the way Mo's in this. This is kind of over. I think mob them and beat them. In this instance.

Yeah. Because they're used to organics. Yeah. The way Mo's do take it. You're right.

Wow, that hurts. It does. But hey, man, this was all about. Yeah. That's what's all about.

We can't always decide. God decides who wins. That is. We're just, we're just here. We're just conduits.

And that's the first round of the Western bracket done.

Wow. Our winners. We have poison. Two Frankenstein's. Fifteen chimney sweeps.

Make it to the end. It's all beat teams. Yeah. And the way Mo's. Yeah.

I mean, this has just been. So much. So many upsets. So many ups. I mean, the the first.

When we knew that bears were going to take the end. We knew topsy was going to take the wolves. But who knew that poison was going to take down the largest villains of the 20th century. Wow. We just got to bring him to Austin.

Yeah. Well, all right. So now we have to now for the second match for each one. We're going to flip a coin to decide which of the biomes they have previously fought in. They fight the semi finals.

Correct. Correct. Yes. So now we have the two one.

The first seed of the semi finals is that is the Montauk boys with Barack Obama.

There's three Montauk boys in Barack Obama and a chair and a chair.

They may want to summon against the starting line up.

The starting defensive line up at the 1985 Chicago Bears. It's minus refrigerator pairing minus refrigerator pairing was lost. Yeah. All right. So let's flip the coins.

Flip the coin to see whether they will battle in the ice world or molasses. Yep. But which one is which? Heds is ice world tails is molasses. Ice world.

Wow. Big disadvantage. 85 bears. It is talking about soldier field. They play on the ice.

No boys. The Montauk boys are flying. All right. Have you read it for this? Barack Obama is the biggest person, right?

They're more important fighter Chicago. He loves the bears. He loves bears. He's going to be enamored. He can't believe he gets to meet the Chicago Bears.

Or he's going to vomit. He's going to lose it. He's going to lose it. He's going to lose it.

He's going to be so much fight.

Seriously. He's like a single Terry. He has spent the last year in fake time in a time-fold being bred on Mars. Yes. He misses seeing the bears live so much.

It's all the 85 bears. They are like football is very religious. You know, like I imagine most of the Montauk boys are giants or jet fans. Sure. But the thing is being in a round and super bowl winner.

As a Miami Dolphin guy, the 85 bears are a special team that everyone just kind of likes. Yes. Yeah. Everyone wants to meet the bears. Everyone wants to be a part of the 85 bears.

And this crew specifically was around in the mid-80s when the Super Bowl shuffle was at its peak. Like we are looking at this. We aren't seeing. These boys are going to be so star-struck. They're not even going to know how to fight.

I actually think you might be correct.

“I think that the boys here might be so overwhelmed by the 85 bears.”

They just talked about Dicta. No. I think that's not a part of this. It's just the starting line. Yeah.

I think they signed a bunch of autographs.

They signed a bunch of autographs, right?

Yeah. They get to get their waiting. And then they're like, okay. I think they want to take pictures. And they're like, yeah.

Yeah. They picked pictures and then eventually they're like, are you guys ready? And they're like, yeah. They just drown all the boys. Yeah.

And then you get to guess what happens. Richard Dent gets the chair. Wow. Wow. But I do believe that Barack Obama does know the future.

Explains it to him. Let him go. He's got to go back. He goes back in the time portal. Yeah.

He's the only Montag boy that a bear doesn't take his football home. It just be cracking with it. Yeah. Yeah. Because I definitely.

Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Okay. So yeah.

The 85 bears take it. Yeah. I swirled. Easy. Now they all in the ice world.

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. It is topsy the elephant and whitey. Little beaten up from the walls because it will definitely get a little bit of damage.

I'm sure. But they're fine. Yeah. Versus the Grimlins ripoffs.

“I think the Grimlins ripoffs take him down.”

Yeah. I think you know what it's going to be. And like someone who's a huge topsy fan. It doesn't want topsy to lose this. I think that a critter and a ghoulie could crawl up inside topsy.

Yeah. The important organs. And then come back out the ass. We also forget. I look at this.

They get scared by things. They don't recognize. Yeah. Yeah. It's scared.

I think that it knows a wolf. Yeah. And it's not afraid of a wolf. Yeah. It knows a human.

But I think it sees a monkey. Yeah. It's freaked out. Yeah. I think it tosses whitey.

Yeah. Whitey brought his death ripped apart by critter. Yeah. And I think that topsy is eventually overwhelmed. I think topsy is like as honestly because the.

Yeah. Yeah. So we have either. The Hardy's parking lot or lava world. Lava world.

Honestly. I don't think this really makes much of a difference. No. I mean, back. But I would be nice to take the troll out of the lava.

Yeah. It's the parking lot. Yeah. Wow. Okay.

Good. So this is good. This is going to level the playing field for the future. We're going to say the trolls and they're going to be topsy. I think that they win.

“I think that topsy is frightened by what he seems.”

And I really do stand by. They're going to go inside of topsy and eat out. It's kidneys and it's hard. Yeah. Yeah.

Critters are going to eat them from the inside out. Yeah. I don't think it really stands a chance. And do you think that whitey is going to pass up a chance to just leave and party with the monkey? Oh, you're peaking.

Go to me. I'm like, I got any pussy in space. I'm pretty sure whitey cracked his head open. It's just convulsing on the side. Let's see.

I can really see that. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I can see that form as well.

I can really see that for him. Unfortunately.

No. These monkeys are tough. Yep. Take me down. Done.

Yeah. The Grimlins take.

The Grimlins rip off steak.

Wow, man. This is crazy. He's just awesome. I like that we got lots of little guys. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. All right. So the next one. We have poison versus two Frankenstein.

Okay. Again. The biomes are really going to tell a lot here. And the biomes either going to be awesome. Citrus, Austin.

Citrus. Citrus. Saturday night heads or skyboat. Sixth Street. Man.

Okay. Okay. So yes. Originally. This works for poison.

Yes. Right. They got them. They got them. The thing going.

Crowd is killed Epstein. They're now doing now. They're on their cover set. Yeah. They played all the hits already.

They're on the cover set. They're unfortunately forced to play rock. You look like a hurricane. Yeah. Two Frankenstein monsters show up.

I think that's her. Yeah. This is what I'm thinking.

“I think the crowd goes to the Frankenstein monsters.”

So they need to be dumb guy. That's the dumb guy. If a Frankenstein monster showed up. And it was seen poison. First thing I'd be like.

Yeah. No. The Frankenstein monster. Yeah. I know that.

Bigger star than poison. Much bigger star. Poison's like. Oh, everybody. We got a fight.

The Frankenstein's monsters. Yeah.

They're never a fucking crazy.

Yeah. Well, I think it's got like an in Texas. Their mind always goes to football. Like that boy. I'll put him on defense next year.

Wow. Wow. They would take down him Aggies. Yeah. They're going to try to make them count.

But the Frankenstein's Cowboys. Yeah. Because I've seen. Because the Frankenstein's monster, if Lord does hold, you can play the electric guitar. Yeah.

Some of them can play the key guitar. I've seen that a couple of times. I've never watched videos. They can dance and sing. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I think that they go on stage. Poison thinks that they can have the same mandate. They take the audience hostage because the audience is so excited to watch Frankenstein's

first take over the keyboards. And the guitars. They're already playing the songs. Everyone's like, oh my fucking God. I had no idea they could shred.

Now they've lost the audience. Okay. Frankenstein's monsters. This is the best shit. I've ever seen.

Who says six straights changed? I've never done it. I've never done it. Who said that six straights different. This is what we like.

That's the other thing about Texan speaking of it. Being in touch, fickle people. Very fickle. Not very loyal. They're going to switch from poison over to the Frankenstein's immediately.

I'm using the Frankenstein's quickly physically overwhelmed them. And then they have the people backing them up if they even try to fight against. I feel like they're going to fucking start running the fucking Frankenstein's for Senator. Yeah.

Or immediately. Like I can feel about going control. I know you're pro-life. Far back. Yeah.

All right. So the Frankenstein's take it. Wow. Awesome. Sixth Street.

Really the the factor.

“I think they're the greatest enemy in the break.”

Really. He's the people of sixth street. Yeah. And having just almost been killed on sixth street just two weeks ago. Yeah.

Getting caught in a mass shooting event. It is a dangerous place. It's a big dangerous out there. Yeah. So we have in the final quarter final.

Wow. 15 chimney sweeps versus. Waymo's. Three Waymo's. And we're saying Guillermo survived.

Yeah. Guillermo lived. Yeah. And see they're going to be and this is going to be a big actually both. It's mine cart level or sewers.

Yeah. Honestly. It's the sewers. I think these. It's Waymo's man.

No way. They can take off sewers. Go down little fucking pipes. They can't live in pipes. They're going to crawl into.

They're going to go in the exhaust pipe. Of a waymo and disassemble it from the inside. I think he's fighting away. These waymo's don't have a chance against these. I think they're making him street pizza.

I think they're going there doing donuts. They're fucking popping. Chimmy sweeps left and right. They're going to kill a couple of them. Don't get me wrong.

I mean, they're going to they die just thinking. I don't know. They understand what electronics are. Yeah. That's going to be the big factor here.

“I think they've been scared of the waymos.”

I don't think they would. They've worked with ovens. He's kind of scared. Nothing. They don't understand death.

They are actually. That is true. That is also true. They have no cares in the world. I think.

Okay.

Here's what I think happens.

I think that a waymo comes hits one of the chimney sweeps. The chimney sweep rolls over and breaks the windshield.

And that's when the chimney sweeps realize that these waymos do have some sort of vulnerability. They are not invincible.

“And I think the chimney sweeps use their sewer knowledge.”

They use their pipe knowledge to drop from above and take out the waymos. Because once you're on top of a waymo. Yeah. It's done. Waymo can do any tires.

You pop it tires. You fill the whole thing filled with coal. Like then you're fucked. Have you pulled for good literally just coal? I think I think these chimney sweeps can take apart anything.

Whether it's a robot or not. I think they could just disassemble anything with their little fingers. We also remember not just overwhelming force. We have to understand certain things.

It's hard, because we always get to have boys just winning.

There are gramblins. These are interchangeable sweeps are interchangeable with gramblins. It's true. It's true. But I still think they are as physically showing as a lyrical.

No.

“So I think we're going to get to see the end of their ability.”

No, absolutely. And they get sicker every batch. I believe we probably lost another five. I think we lost seven. Yeah, I think we lost seven. So down the way we're done with a chimney sweet But they do I think take the the way most yeah, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right. All right, and if man

We are downed the it's the semi finals now It is the 85 Chicago Bears who lost nobody lost nobody in the nice world. Yeah, they're in the ice world And the Grimmland's ripoffs who also lost nobody lost nobody. I think 85 bears Where the fucking Grimmland ripoffs are to shreds. Well, that's basically trolls are very strong and the biome is the parking lot Oh, the bears take it. I think the bears fucking take it dude

I think that they've never been hurties. Yeah, I mean I wouldn't want to go near the bears and a hearty's parking line

I think the bears like there. That's more they might as well be in soldier field. Yeah I think that is more than more than on home turf. I think that they are they want it more. They just beat the Nazis They just beat they'd like literally they're on a streak. Yeah, now obviously the superbowl factors kicking in They know how to do it in the after see after season right? They're probably not super pumped that they just had to beat a couple of teenagers to death Oh, yeah, that's probably gonna fuck with the literature president. They let's rock above a go

No, but they had to kill the other two So they did the chair. Yeah, they really feel think they care that much if there are things of winnings on the line They are like Hopped up on cocaine. Yeah, they killed the boys They were told to kill the boys. Yeah, they were told to kill the boys and I also think you know

Because the thing with the little guys yo, it's the numbers that really make it because you always were like Well, why can't you just kick him to death or stomping death? And this case the cap and in this case They're really think they're can yeah, there are 10 incredibly athletic men

We're in pads. We've never seen again. We've never seen a gremlin rip off against train men. No, it's always like kids

Cops that go against cops but cops are not necessarily trained, but they're always small town cops Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean they would they did go up against you know at space corporation ones One, but they beat him. No, they did they lost. I was critters four. Yeah. Yeah, they did lose But yeah, they're not the VietCon. Yeah, and what they did go against the I mean in critters two That was the whole plot was you know the the crites hunters come and you know, they were armed and we have one critter

We have one We got one critter yeah, and like I was saying earlier the critters ball really is the big thing here

“Yeah, but I think they had the critters ball. We could talk sure”

But I think that they bear is here. They're they're on again. They're on a roll. Yeah, in the zone Yeah, that's the thing like even when they fuck up they win. They I think they might lose a couple of guys Yes, to the I think a critter does take down a critter is an incredibly dangerous curve It is and I think if they do, but I think that they kill the monkey in the goolee and I think that they'd eventually didn't take it all down Yeah, the troll is very strong. Yeah, but I still think it's killable. I think it's tick-out two bears

Yeah, they got two bears Yeah, but they went maybe maybe a corner back and a we'll say one of the different another defensive linemen because, you know, they go inside Yes, it's like nine from the outside. We have nine bears nine bears. So we know that we have no, we have eight got it Yes, we lost the fridge. Yeah, yeah got it great. All right. So eight bears. Yeah eight

85 bears are in the final in the heart is parking lot. Yeah, I'm now hearty sparking line Well, no, we did with the the biomes to we have a Last ones of the dome. Yeah, we'll we'll make the announce. Yeah, we will match the the final biome The last the semi-finals in the western converts I mean, this is I think this is a game. It's two Frankenstein's versus

Eight chimney sweeps. All right. Let's just see where they fight Yeah, cuz this one's uh, this is might be my favorite final outcome. We've ever had yeah, and they're doing it and it's in the sewers

Even if they got a duck, you know, they're still going to fucking their natural empathy only goes so far. Yeah

No, they killed children No, they think that he's going to throw her in the lake and then he does it. Yeah But I think that was a little girl and this is a little dirty boy evil boy Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think they're tearing him. There's kind of smash. I think it's this is might be the quickest fight Yeah, I don't think they say it. Yeah, and I think they're happy that it's just over

“Yeah, they don't care at all. I think they're happy that even know what life is they find like it's a die and it's a kind of an a cool way”

Yeah, I don't get to burn and suffocate. Yeah, I think this is much better for them Yeah, being killed by Frankenstein's monster for a little boy being a death of a super It's like the biggest or the only bigger is being stolen by Santa Claus Yeah, if you only think I can see that they're fun or thing for a little boy to happen Fuck, so this is like I don't know this I feel like this is just gonna be an explosion of fight

I mean this is an incredible I would pay so much money to watch our finals life

Yeah, and the finals of course our being held it is eight 1985 Chicago Bears defense of players only versus two Frankenstein's and they're going to be fighting in Nuremberg the final fight takes place in the ultimate arena of justice the hanging fields of Nuremberg Now the bears as much as I think the Frankenstein's probably going to take it. The bears just killed Nazis So it kind of gives them a home field the eight of five bears versus this is by far the most even he

This is a the bears have been thinking about this probably since the beginning of this thinking about hope we get to fight and play against The Frankenstein's yeah, I'm certain that these were the other guys they were looking forward to seeing. Yeah, right?

“Because that's what I would say hanging out. Yeah, I mean like I'm man. This is crazy”

Yeah, they just definitely like even these are handshakes before the fight. Yeah, just been like I'm sorry

It's us. I'm sorry. We gotta do this Yeah, you're like feud man, but fucking good game. We'll see out there. You know, yeah And um, you know, it's a big field. It's a big field is good for the bears as well Yes, but do the bears do the bears no to set a series of fires. I don't know if they do. I don't think they read And especially a book written by a little girl. Oh wow

But even the movie Mary you know that the 85 bears at this point at least no Frankenstein says fire bad Yeah, that's true right. That's the only thing we know. He says we know the day Robably know with that Frankenstein goes ah Fire bad, yeah, and I know what it is I think what's gonna be the downfall for the bears here against the Frankenstein's monsters is that I don't think of Frankenstein's monsters

Have to worry about endurance no. I think that they just keep going and going and going and the bears don't have any weapons Yeah, and they can't disassemble these bodies. I don't think they have a chance to forge so let's say they get into hand-a-hand combat one-by-one Yeah, so they all have to get into full-on Nucle Dragon fight one-by-one just like because bear-nucle fight when they're tackling and shit They're gonna hit them, you know, they got the football pads on. Yes, but like what's the end result like a very very

And the very end it's gonna be Boris Carloff versus Richard Dent most likely and then of course the Guillermo del Toro Frankenstein versus Mike single Terry. Yeah, that that's gonna be the that's gonna be the big final fight And I think the bears are gonna put up a real good That's very very very good fight. I just don't think the Frankenstein's ever stopped. Yeah, I don't think the problem I don't think it's not doing

Like single Terry. I think I think we're gonna have to say they should have known a friend or something I wish that I could call an expert or something think about this though the 85 bears take away Any rules take away not being able to chop block not being able to go to the knees They don't have to worry about add deals. I mean, I think at the very I think that they could take out the knees and if you take out the knees on a Frankenstein Then you'll just be on the ground and fucking rip your arms off

They aren't a field one thing. I was a big man who got into a lot of fights when I was a kid drunk what I would do and every fault a smaller person is grabbed them and bring them to the ground. Yeah. Oh, yeah

“And then you yeah, you just throw him on the ground. Yeah, you know, you got to you know, and that's what they're gonna do”

They're gonna try and dog pile and then they're just kind of fucking win in the pile and I don't want them to Yeah, I want the bears to win the bears to win the bears to win but I don't see it happening

Frankenstein sponsors have to be entirely destroyed right? So I have to be set on fire

Exploded yeah, like yeah, their arms and legs have to be ripped off just a field of Nirmberg They would have landlines around anywhere right now. Oh, just rope and Galos, and I don't even think you can hang a Frankenstein. No, I think it was head just pops off. Yeah. Yeah pop up right back on I think we have a winner just I think it's been so sad. It's the Frankenstein's and they take it over the 85 Bear we're still in the Xenomorph speed cut so we're gonna get

So much mail on this. I feel like this is truly debatable side story Self-autology mail.com. Tell us what you think because obviously there's gonna be a lot of debate people

“You're gonna find this no matter what in the end. This is what that's why we do this. Yeah, this is start important”

That's a little so I feel like this is one of those where tell me why you think the 85 bears wouldn't be able to take out too far in

Conscience 85 Bear And they do have Richard Denton Mike single Terry, but I don't think it's gonna be I honestly think that this is one of the most even Entire competition. It's gonna be a long fight. It's all day. I can see it being at least an hour Oh, do you know what I'm watching this? Yeah, yeah, the fight's gonna be about the eventually the bears will get tired Yeah, I'm for you know, I just don't think the Frankenstein's have

Exhaustion. Nope. No, I don't think that they do especially if there's a storm and that's it ladies and gentlemen And the fields and tell me Frankenstein's monster. How do you feel? We'll get you some ice cream Don't you worry about that. We'll get you some but let's stop the fireworks we're scaring our winners

Wow, what an absolutely amazing

March madness Completely correct. Yeah, every single thing that we said was correct Every call that we made was right And we helped everybody in good at defiving people of Austin is one of my favorite things And don't don't forget C.C. Devils stabbing. What are you on in the kid? God I want to see it

“Can you really do it, oh, maybe you think that if we kill soon. Yeah, we kill soon. Yeah, what do you all and dies?”

We just get to her C.C. Devils What a fucking absolutely townless person Man like band literally did it That's a great ride. Yeah, yeah, boys. I did it. Yeah, boys. That's all my favorite of this genre. I hate the genre

Gunton roses trains sends the genre. Yeah, no easy But honestly out of them and in this might be a sacrilege people probably gonna hate this I like poison better than Motley crew. Oh, yeah, definitely that's true. I hate Motley crew Chris sucks. I accidentally dislike Molly crew. I choose Jeff Leppard if I had to pick one and think I'd go skid row Skid row is pretty good. Yeah, boys at all of them. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, but still about pick it

“I don't like them. I don't listen enough like don't have to”

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