Side Stories: Clavicular Criminality

That's one of the cannibalism started.

Side stories. Yes. No, I'm just talking. I knew you weren't, you hadn't hit record. So I felt like I could talk about my due-do.

It's best. That's why I saved it. That's why he said it then. But yeah, now that you have started recording, I took a life-changing due-do in my life as better now. Great.

I feel great. I feel better and I'm ready to start to show with you my friend. My friend, my friend Henry. You're my friend. My friend.

I like you and I like champ and I like rob. Yes. I think Julie is wonderful. I love Natalie. Good.

I love Jackie, your sister. I love your mother. That's just not. We're not, we're not here. I know they're not, but I'm just pronouncing my love.

It's good to do it. It sounds suspicious. Not pronouncing. When we do that, when men do that, it normally means you've done something bad. No, that's what people know.

No, that's when you're trying to explain everyone how good of a guy you are. Well, that's the idea.

Or you become like Christian.

No, this is just so I'm saying that you're my friend out loud.

“I know microphones, so I remember to think of you that way.”

And the people know that then too. Yes. And that we're not mortal enemies. No, no, no, no, no, no. We're not not at all.

Not anymore. I'm not. I'm not your mortal enemy. You're not. I'm not. You're not.

Why would you be? I'm your friend. My friend. You're my friend. You're my friend.

Friend. Friend. Friend. And we're all friend here. We're all friend here.

Yes. Inside stories. You're friend too. You friend. Me host.

Yes. Henry Supraowski. This me friend. But host. Ed Larson. I'm wearing Henry. I'm my chest today. New of new merch.

He's helping us with merch. New merch.

He's helping us move merch. It's tighter than usual. Or am I getting fat again? No, you're just. I think I'm getting fat again.

I think you're wrong about sizes. What do you mean? I wear extra large every day. And now I put this one on. It's very tight. It could be a smaller one.

Are you sure it's an extra large? I've read this.

“I've read the label after I was stretching out.”

Yeah, but hard. I know it's hard for you to read. If the words aren't like special of the day. Yeah. You know how to value me.

Oh, man. You know, you just like. Check out which I get. Do I have to go back to double X? Don't let me wear tiny shirts like holding.

I will. I will. I promise you let me know. Oh, no. I'm with you.

I care about how you look. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, Holden's a lot. I try to explain to him. No, holden lost cause.

Holden comes in every single day. Which I am proud that he goes to work here every day. And he comes to work. And he sits in his little office. And he sits in some air.

And he puts on his tail. And his tail is swift. It is the biggest office in this place. It is the. It is.

He is in a group office. But it seems that his presence makes him then alone. Yeah. And then he gets a private office. I have no idea how.

But he. Yeah, he. There's that two group offices. One office is packed. Packed with people.

The other one is him. Just holden in the corner. Because they want to be in there and watch him. He doesn't know what he does in there. You know what I mean?

Because I'm a comes with great ideas. And check out bull bath 77. It's coming out. We're about to start shooting that role soon. Yeah.

I got holding a police outfit. I asked him what his size was. Said extra large. I looked up and down. I was like, you know what?

I'm just going to get a two X. You're right. I'm just going to two X. I'm thinking him on a. Like, this is a full side bar.

But I'm definitely going to take him on this. A shopping spree. Well, I'm took. I took him on a shopping spree and Halloween costumes.com. And they, you know, they have his eyes.

I want to get him. I want to get him. Different shirts. Tress him better. Shave his face.

Get him some. But with how I was loved a pretty woman. Hold on. What's do this? I think we really need to do this.

We'll bring Travis to film it. We should. We should bring Travis while we're out there, too. Oh, Travis needs a couple outfits as well. Yeah.

He shaved. He saw it. I mean, he really looks better this way. Yeah. And we got kind of his neck beard.

It's hard. It's hard out there because, you know, everybody's got an opinion. Everybody's got a opinion about you. You're a professional. You put yourself in the public sphere.

Yeah. Right. Good. We're seeing right now. Eric a Kirk said.

Oh, yeah. She's saying that great video where she's dancing around the sparklers. You know, she was hilarious in it. No. That was Black Committee in Drew ski.

That's not her. No. But he's also. We also don't like Drew ski here either because he's a weirdo or whatever. And I think he's got gations coming down the fucking pipe.

But I will say the Drew ski thing dressed as Eric a Kirk was pretty great. He made me laugh very hard. His makeup team is the best team in the industry way. Her being like my daughter didn't know the difference. Like what?

“Like that's how stupid you're fucking daughter is.”

Yeah. How dumb is your daughter? God. I can't wait to hurt for you. Yeah.

Can we do this? Can we go down here? Is that what we're gonna do? Or the daughter?

No.

The daughter hasn't committed crimes yet against me.

I'm afraid that she's definitely going to live longer than us. We'll see. We'll see. Who knows? I think that's the thing.

You'll still, there's plenty of, there's plenty of ways to skint that cat at him. We'll get to it. Yeah. You know. But a lot of people have opinions and one of the people that, you know, because our audience,

we love them. You guys got a lot of thoughts. And I do want to kind of come at some of the responses we got from this week's March Madness. Yeah. March Madness.

Yeah. March Madness. Yeah. Usually you, but I will say I found that like normally does obviously we intentionally cause debate.

Sorry, you know. We're pretty media savvy over here. Yeah. And we figured.

But the time we got to the ending when people always got their opinions.

And I'm not to spoil.

“So you should probably stop the episode right now.”

And go, this is the last week's last podcast. Enough. March Madness of Murder. The third annual edition. I don't know why you're listening to the side stories first.

Now we're back. So the thing is that for those of you did not spoil it. As we know every year we run murderers, fictional and not against each other in a March Madness style event. Every year last year.

Obviously the 1000 birds versus Godzilla into the Godzilla. That was two years ago. That was two years ago with this point. Yeah. That was two years ago.

But that was the biggest debate. That was the biggest debate because everyone was on my side on how many birds are really in a flock. I understand you. And you know, we doubted you.

You doubted my nature knowledge. I won't ever again. And I won't.

But a lot of people came out of saying they're wondering what the amount of birds that would be.

I able to defeat the Godzilla. This, this is years was no different because obviously we introduced the 1985 bears defensive line with the defense. The old defense with William the Fridge Perry and Richard Dent and my single Terry. Everybody right. The focus in the OG seed.

“The 85 Chicago bears were placed against a tired war.”

War. Cool. Of it. That's grouping. Right.

The Nazis. People are upset about this. No. I mean, say how we got to here. So we then said of course 85 bears filled with anger, righteous power.

The spirit of America behind them. And cocaine. Yes. The fridge would of course lead the blitz. But the last bullets from the unsonsgruppen would probably be emptied into the fridge.

Then the rest of the defense would tear the unsonsgruppen limb from limb. Yes. So excited about this. Everybody love this. Mm-hmm.

So final. The final seed. 85 bears make it through all the way to the end. Against two Frankenstein's monsters. Yeah.

Boris Carlof's Frankenstein's monster. Mm-hmm. And Jacob already's Frankenstein monster. Or invincible. Yeah.

Interesting. Events will issue. This is where we get the big debates. Because it seems.

“There's a lot of people that said that number one.”

They felt that during the Nirmberg trials. One of the big things that we missed in our biomes was, effect that there were giant brazeers. Giant fire pits. Well, we just said it was Nirmberg.

We didn't say it was during the trials. I think that we alluded. Yeah. Some people were saying they wish that we might have incorporated the brazeers, which I will concur.

There's some people that also will say the Frankenstein's monster is not as invincible as we were saying he was. Well, it's so strong. But I don't agree. I still do, which is why we made the decision that we made.

You should. The fuck out of it. But if you look at Jacob, the Lord is Frankenstein's monster. Uh-huh. He is so hard to say.

Jacob, the Lord is Frankenstein's monster. Jacob, the Lord is Frankenstein's monster. Jacob, the Lord is Frankenstein's monster. Jacob, the Lord is Frankenstein's monster. Jacob, the Lord is Frankenstein's monster.

Yeah. Is that he was actually quite strong. We know that. We saw the evidence forward that in the beginning of the film. He took on a boat nice.

He won the boat. He beat a boat. Okay. So he's strong enough. We don't really see Boris Carlov's Frankenstein's monster do anything physical.

But they didn't have the special effects. Not as much. But I do believe he throws that little girl into the lake. He throws a pretty far weak try. He wants to.

It's Frankenstein. We know Frankenstein's monster. We know the Frankenstein's monster. We know the Frankenstein's monster. Can fucking rip the limbs off of anything.

Uh, but this is what we're saying. Yeah. We're saying two versus the 85 bears. But a lot of 10. 85 bears.

Yes. They were people were saying that they felt that that was the biggest discrepancy. And a lot of people are also coming at us about the way Mos versus the killer clowns. Because, yes, we believed that because the clowns would have taken. Out the way Mos personally.

Oh, but they let you guys take that. The only reason why I still believe.

Again, look at him just toss that little girl. That's Boris Carlov is a guy. Right. That just Boris Carlov is a man.

Never mind Frankenstein's monster.

That's not a big toss. I can toss that girl that far. He was just doing it. I toss girls further than that. Yeah.

How many times he's tossing girls? Hold on. She drowns. Yeah. Spoiler.

Yeah. Frankenstein's monster man. Is he scared of water? No. No.

Why didn't he go get her? Kiss him. But he's heavy. We did boots. Yeah.

To put it around. And the middle of the neck. The people were like the main issues. Because we said that under the ground, Waymo's wood. I still think they might get signal.

But there's a lot of people didn't think that made it. They could even get the signal out for the drivers and the Philippines. To independent. Because there are the swimmers. Yes.

And they can't even move down. But now. You were sky all sorts of Wi-Fi. Do you think so? Yeah.

Swimmers don't have Wi-Fi. New York. They all got Wi-Fi about the subway. That's the subway. The Zoers.

No. It's not the Zoers. It's the subway. I've seen the homeless people have the internet. Most people have the internet.

“How do you think that with cities we need so popular?”

Yeah. I mean, how do you think these guys are out there doing this? That's her bot army. She hires. That is a little bit of a breastmaid her popular.

Yeah. You'd think. Oh, it's actually her homeless bot army. She's been working with quite a bit because her breasts are actually installable. Oh, really?

Yeah. They come off in a by-season. She sheds them. Oh. She goes down.

Yes. Ever once a season. She goes down. She goes through. She goes through.

She runs against the tree and totally falls off. She makes them into slippers. Of course.

Never waste a piece of cities when he's touched.

That's the Native American accent. Yeah. You know, they look at cities when he's pressed. And they're like, you can get a lot of water or no. Yeah.

That's what I'd say. I was a Native American. That'd make a nice hat. I'd make a real nice hat. I'd tie that much.

You take the meat out of that things. Put it right on your head. That'd be a nice hat. How? With a scooper?

There we go. There we go. Now we're good enough. There we go. We gotta get three got there.

Yeah. We have a couple updates. Nothing crazy. No updates today. You gotta break your welcome.

“But we learned a little bit about nothings.”

Now I do find it. I asked the audience straight up what do because we talked about last week about our, our, like, people, also suck on my boy. Okay, people can be like, oh, look at your boy. And setting me the videos of the Cornhole champion.

He's not my boy. You liked him a lot. Nine days ago. Nine days ago. He was your boy.

It's kind of basically things change.

So what is his name? Dayton Weber. Yeah. Dayton Weber. It's also we called it Laplaza.

Maryland. It's Laplaza. They're like, no, it's straight up Laplaza. They don't fucking. No Spanish in there.

It's like Maryland. Here's a current video of our Cornholeer from his ex-girlfriend. So this whole fucking story. I watched this. He's on the porch screaming at her, right?

Been like, good, the fuck out there. Like, he's having some meltdown. Well, let us, he have to be upset about. You know, honestly, very little. Truly straight up, very fucking little.

He has worked really hard. True, but he also, everybody, like, he had money. He had house. He had all the shit, right? So this, he's got a chip on his shoulder because he can't hold it with his fingers.

You know, somebody get him from kind of fucking. Somebody get him from some kind of fucking.

“Somebody get him from some kind of, what do you put his, like, is it a strap?”

That's what he needs. And so this is him screaming his girlfriend. Yeah. I watched this. TMZ got it.

Of course. Man. TMZ could get both of us. That could be nice to you to get. Oh, my property.

He has that, like, that shitty man, that shitty boy voice. I hate the way screams because he just thinks he's so cool. And the way he stomps off with on his nubs. So we asked the audience straight up what is the actual term for nubs or Stubs.

And it seems a lot of it is, they do people just call it nubs and stubs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so residual limb is the text of PC term. Yeah, residual limb. And so, but so that video of him screaming at his ex girlfriend.

She released it. She gave it to TMZ. She was in the car with him. She was not only his ex girlfriend. Yeah.

She was the current girlfriend of the guy that got murdered by him. Seems like it's connected. It's all like this, like, ridiculous.

That is just kind of rolling out still to this day like a barrel filled with torsos.

Man, it is just keeps rolling. And he's a, again, so many messages even since last week. Well, I talked about this about how he was a fucking piece of shit. Yeah. He is an abusive dude.

“They're like, how the fuck do you get in the car with the guy he hates?”

Oh, he's driving. So, why are we driving? Because he has a full outfit in Tesla. I know, but there's three people in the car with arms and legs. Because he has a bit of an ego issue.

And so he's not only driving. He's with the guy that's now fucking his ex girlfriend. And he's fucking trapped. And they don't do anything about it. And they just kind of let it all go.

And he's also a professional athlete. You think you'd have more friends. You'd think, but it turns out heavy is the crown. Because then he pulled out the one he shot the guy, right? So he shot the guy with his nubbins.

He then had the audacity.

They asked the two behind him to help him move the body.

Yeah, and they're like, nah, and they split. And they split. And then he drove to some person's house and he, and he, Nubbed the dude out of the car and left him and then drove off. Honestly, he fucking, to be honest, it's, it'd be inspiring.

Again, if it all just, if he just took the story about this idea of like, you know, my left foot, but with murdering people and like, Metham that I mean and stuff. Yeah, it's a great movie. Even my left foot has more limbs.

Technically. Oh, he's got more limbs. He's got one up on them. But he's a painter. Yeah.

He does nice, constructive things. Also very angry. Yeah. Super angry. I don't like talking about this guy because I hate punching down.

“And this is the only way you can talk about him is because you have to punch down.”

I mean, you know, it's, but the only worse way to handle him is put him in a basket throw him over a waterfall. That's right. And we're not doing that. No, we're not.

No, no. That's the law. We'll decide. Yeah. If he was born 100 years ago.

That's what we have. Of course. He would have snapped his. They would have broken him on rocks. Yeah.

I would have thrown him from a cliff and broken him on rocks. But he didn't even have been a great mid-summer. But he was a good cornhola until this day. He still is a good cornhola. I actually think he has been sort of distracted from the competitive circuit.

Really? Did he lose his last match? No, but cornholaing the American cornholaing association. Once they got done slurping up all that smagmod of the butthole. They made an announcement disavowing Dayton Weber as well.

They totally, you could have just. Not saying anything. Oh, cornholaing doesn't need his not into murder. Weird. I actually thought cornholaing was where murder was acceptable.

So we don't know. Oh look at old lady bros. Yeah. Wow, that's a big old bros. That old lady. Yeah.

Well, Henry's talking about the targeted ads on. Brought article about the cornholaing murder is all for old lady bros. Where are you going? I guess that's our target on it as well. Yeah, we're doing that, Rob.

We got a lot of weird things. Go ahead. Look at that in here, Rob. You're like a gil for two. Henry, you could use an old lady bros.

Oh, tell me about it.

“I think that's why pops up is from us looking at all the underwear.”

Don't you? Oh, yeah. You know who it is. Got a bunch of old lady extra old lady bros hanging around. Who?

Gypsy roast. See. Wow. Wow. What's a good segue?

Blah. Let me go. So Gypsy rose is back in the news because she is trying to become a influencer. She's trying to put herself back into the, we all wanted to go away.

Uh, for those of you that don't remember Gypsy Rose with the help of an accomplice. Nickel is go to John. They planned and executed the murder of her mother, D.D. Blanchard after D. Blanchard had obviously tortured her. Her brother was whole life.

Gypsy rose was made to believe that she suffered from all of these horrific diseases. She was given procedures that she didn't need. All to scam these charity organizations and make a wish funds. All of this stuff eventually led to her going on a Facebook meeting. Nicholas, go to John.

She could basically saying come help me.

Nicholas, go to John murders her. Whole long thing. Right. Gypsy roses released from jail. Early because technically they think that she's rebuilt rehabilitated.

And now she's sort of like floundering. Now she's out of time. She did her time. And she got a couple of boyfriends in the process. We now know that she's ordained a couple of triangles.

But the thing is, is she got a little heat. Because she did a funny little TikTok meme with some person. Who is this, who is this, no talent person? Natalie Reynolds, who is also a very controversial TikTok. No way.

So Natalie Reynolds, I believe that's Rob and I were talking about that before. She was made famous or but got herself vaguely famous for paying a hundred dollars to a homeless woman to jump into a lake. And then when she couldn't swim, they ran away from her.

Just like the Phil Collins saw.

“They just laughed about it and it was a really funny thing for them.”

They always said about the Phil Collins song.

It was about a man drowning. Yes. He watched and he wouldn't help. Yeah, and his last words were, it's true. And it's completely true.

Phil Collins is a fucking murderer. Yeah. But where's the tape? He called the guy out and he put the spotlight on him on the song. Came on and all that.

Yeah, it's rock legend. It's probably not true. Boom, boom, boom, boom. So that can happen. So she came out. She said this.

So that's what she's so in this meme. It was one of those words like, we listen and we don't judge. Was the meme. So she goes, it goes like, it makes some kind of noise. And then the blonde chick, the evil dumb chick with no abilities.

Natalie. She goes and she says, I once paid a hundred dollars to have a homeless woman jump in a lake. You want to hear it? I'll just play for you. I'll just play for you.

I want to hear it.

“One time I dared a homeless woman $20 to jump into the lake.”

Twenty. Twenty.

She said she can swim in her right away laughing.

We don't judge. We have judge. We listen and we don't judge. I went to prison for eight and a half years because I. My own mom.

Oh my god. Hey, we listen and we don't judge. We listen and we don't judge. So this is a it's a funny little joke that she made about murdering her mother. Now this is the problem that everyone's saying the gypsies rose who is now.

All Kardashian doubt. She's got her manicures. She's got fake hair. She's got a tan fake breasts. All the whole thing right.

She's completely changed her face in her life. She's a strange. She did. She did. She needed to do.

She usually not a fan of plastic surgery or any other. She needed to do.

She's got to be a once over.

You see, see, she went in a great. So happy. But there. You know, I get it. There are ghouls.

These are we're now seeing. We're in the age of ghouls. Uh, this person is trying to make easy money. Gypsy rose is emotionally stunted. I will go as far as to give her that amount of credit to say she's all fucked up.

She's all fucked up. She's all types of. She went to prison, you know, for eight years. She was emotionally, purposely, emotionally stunted by her own mother. She was tortured.

She then went to jail. So I, I do not. Honestly not showing remorse. Well, why would she really in the end? I don't see any complications for her being flipping about what happened.

Only in a way because it is her story. And, you know, it's, yes, it is in poor taste. The main issue here for me is just like gypsy rose. Go away. I don't know if she just needs to go the fuck away for a while and go live a peaceful life.

She needs to fuck off to wherever the huck to a girl fucked off to. They both need to go to wherever their purgatory is cashed out. Oh, hot to us. Lucky didn't shouldn't go to a fucking huck to a jail. Right.

She should have went to fucking jail. But she did proud of her to be honest with her. She kind of pulled one over on all of society. She's a bad person. I in a way. I know that people were like, oh, she didn't know.

She knows. She just got fucking kept up and the fish got wrapped up and wanting the money. She had a bunch of money. People around her and she did not properly listen to what they were telling her or reading the paperwork that was going on. It's very naive.

She's extremely naive. But that is no excuse for ripping a bunch of people off. That's as far as I'm concerned. She's one of those where this is gypsy rose blanched. You got to fucking step away.

And maybe I'll just skip to this next story then because we're here. Yeah, it's two terms of ghouls. As it now, because of this all of this information, I am being forced. The 40-year-old men are here now, guys.

Hello. Nobody's happy about it. No one wants to be here. None of us want to be here. I don't want to know who clavicular is.

Okay. I still don't. Good. I even got like a four-page right up. And I don't understand.

I got this. I wanted to do a little bit about this to talk about this ghoul, clavicular. And how we are, this person is going to do bad things. They just got arrested on assault, stemming from charges and/or,

I believe this was in Orlando. This is in Florida. Yeah. Clavicular for those of you that are the happily unaware of what this person is. He is a purposeless influencer on the Internet that does this looks maxing thing,

which is really fucking stupid and which he is doing a bunch. He looks, he looks incorrect. So he looks like an action figure. But not in a good way. His name's fucking Braden.

Yes. First of all.

“So that's what we're going to refer to him from now on.”

Braden as fucking Braden. So Braden has his parents were power lifters. They were professional bodybuilders. And he was a little shithead in cell that was just like all the other in cells during COVID,

Not doing this online classes.

“But he was deep on all of these Internet forums.”

And in one of those, he began, I guess at age 14, he started taking testosterone. He would hide the supplements from his parents. So during puberty. Yes. He was taking testosterone.

Yes. He just I was back then. Yeah, you were taken weird stuff because of football. Yeah. So he's been doing this looks maxing thing, which is essentially just like hardcore.

Very non healthy ways to make yourself look a specific way for the Internet. Then he one of those things that you're a human kind of. Yes. He's also the thing called hard maxing, which is again, utterly useless. It does not work like this where they use a feragon and smash up.

They do try to smash up the bones to make your bones more, your chin bones. And your cheek bones more pronounced. The use of your face. It's stupid. That it feels good on your sinus.

For a second. It does. Yeah. Honestly, but I can do it for you. I love getting my face get the sinuses you could do.

Yeah. But he can get up and hear me. Yeah. Here the squogers go for your cheeks. Yeah.

Yes. But yes. So now we know that this guy's starting to commit crimes. There are people that are trying to sign up for his program. So I guess he has this thing.

Braden has this thing called the collicular system on at the collicular's plan. For $50 a month where he can tell you do have anorexia to take steroids. Now, this all bone smash your chin. All of this stuff pails in comparison to the fact that he was just recently.

I guess first of all, he was arrested or there was a time that he got called

of the police on him. But he took a 17 year old girl and he did fall on his own fat dissolving peptides injections into her face. Life streaming. There's no idea what to do.

He had to do that. Yeah. He did this recently. Yes. Was he over 18 when he did this?

Yes. Fuck. Yeah. He should be in a lot of trouble. It takes a lot of takes a village, Eddie.

Another that not technically a crime, which was in January of this year, which is like so we're seeing it build up. He went viral. There was this Miami club. So he was hanging out with Nick Fuentes, Andrew Tate.

All these guys that, oh, let's just say.

“I think they're all going to get wiped out one way or another.”

Is that this video of them all playing in college? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So they're all hanging out.

And there was an incident. That was one incident. And then somebody tried to, I guess, stalker tried to a key set of stalker approached him. And so we hit that person with his car, which was also live streamed. We see that video.

I showed you that video. Watch that. He hit the guy with the car. Yeah. Man, I'm over.

Absolutely. It's a political affiliations, but I just think that means that he's still hanging out with Nick Fuentes. If you're hanging out with Nick Fuentes, you know. He does.

He said that he would vote for Gavin Newsom because he's hotter. Okay. Even that is, like, take it. I'll take it. Whatever the fuck it is it you want.

I actually also did not know where the whole mugging thing came from.

I never heard of it that word before right this moment.

It's another bullshit. Zoomer term that is for this, but it's basically to be impressive. So it came from, I guess, the one of the things that's here. Said it comes from the acronym Umog, which is alpha male of the group. Because this idea.

It's an insel idea that a woman only wants to date the alpha of a group and stuff like that. We're normally they just want nothing to do with any of you. Dude, I was a Disney recently and I saw a guy walking around with this family. And he had a shirt on that said, always the alpha. And you're just like, you're like, Disney.

You're like, you are like in the least alpha place. That's why they wear exists. Yeah, it's why you wear it because no one's going to challenge them to a fight. It does me. But maybe they should maybe they fucking should.

You know, so convictular of he was he was in Orlando. Brighton was in Orlando this week. Basically he had this Airbnb a high house that he had put together. He'd learned a 19 year old female influencer over there so that his girlfriend, a 24 year old, could beat the shirt out of her on stream.

So the, I guess the thing went poorly, the fight went down poorly and then cut to a Braden, punching that girl in the face. So he also hits women. There's also the video of him where he shot it a bunch of dead alligators. And the Florida Everglades, all these animal groups are looking into him.

I am just basically putting this all out here.

Oh, which is just Braden is going to hurt kill somebody. Braden's going to do something really bad. And I think that we all need to. But ironically, unfortunately, even talking about this is boosting his profile. And I feel like we have to find a way to get rid of these people.

“And I have no idea how we get rid of the, I think that club, the Braden's, whatever the fuck is,”

his shit's going to do is going to be really bad for our country. Yeah, I think that we are looking at the viruses, the cancers that are growing inside of our country.

And we're not doing anything about it.

“And I have no idea how to do anything about it.”

I mean, obviously, these guys aren't going to last. We've seen this type of shit. Of course. Yeah, this guy's got Alex Jones. Yeah, they come and go.

Alex Jones had more substance. This website has cult vibes, too. It does. He will have this whole thing. It's very cult leader.

It is ironically embracing it. The whole thing is to now say the words out loud. They say the quote unquote quite part out loud all the time.

Now, it's all embracing it so that you can never be so cringe as to do something sincerely.

Yeah, I mean, I'm looking at this guy right now. And he totally does not seem like someone who's going to have, who has a long life ahead of him. I mean, if, if there's justice, I mean, This is the way that he treats his body. But, you know, because we got the president.

United States, America is currently running on fucking peptides right now. God knows what they fucking zap him up with every day to be upright. Someone said this in a tweet. And I actually kind of agreed with this. We're just the idea of that you can chart Trump's decision-making with,

with with some obvious procedure. He gets done every month. Yeah, that there is some procedure. He gets done every month. Because they were talking about this when he went to add her all on his eyeballs.

They do something because they were talking about how he was, where was he just at, oh, he was at L, it was a grace land. Right. This bad fuck goes to grace land. Get to private tour at this point.

Fucking 79 years old. You've never been to grace land before. You have president the United States of America, doesn't matter. He goes to grace land. And they're noting before that he's dragon ass.

Like he has been, right? He looks like he's on fucking death store. Yeah. Cut to next day. He's asking if he can beat Elvis in a fight.

You know what I mean? Yeah. You know what I mean? Like he's literally gacked out on some. And I don't know what the fuck it is that he's gacked out on.

Who's always been against drugs and stuff like that.

So who knows? Like what? What weird thing they're putting them on? Oh, they're putting them with their jab and with some kind of amphetamine. I don't know what it is.

But either way. We know that that Braden takes some oral methamphetamine. That he uses for quote unquote pre-workout.

“But I think that Braden, hopefully, society will correct Braden.”

Yeah. I mean, that is what I'm hoping. He's just a stretch armstrong type of guy. Yeah. He just looks fucking crazy.

I think he's going to eliminate himself. I hope so. That's what it seems like. That's all we can hope for. He's doing all kinds of crazy things to his body.

That's okay, buddy. I know. We shouldn't be talking about Braden. No one likes Braden. No one likes Braden.

Even champ doesn't like Braden. Yeah. But no, but these guys, I mean, they're not going to last forever. I'd like to think not. I did stuffly not.

It's definitely not. It's definitely not. Eventually checks are going to realize that. I mean, they're not getting light. This is not.

You have to think that people that are with them are sex workers. Yeah. Anybody that's with them. They're all in the gooning. And they're all, but fake.

It's all. No, I think a lot of these guys are also whatever they're taking. It's eliminating their their penises, too. Yeah. So it's eliminating the boners.

It's eliminating their ability to have sex, which is a part of the reason why they're incorporating the no sex, no fap into their own worldview. Because they then don't have to worry about the fact that they have neutered themselves. Yeah. The flash Patel is a Gooding page.

Nothing makes me clap harder than the fact that of all the places in the world. Cash Patel, the head of the FBI has an X videos account is so funny to me. Because that is of all of them. That is so trashy. That is so the head of the FBI couldn't get a browser's account.

Yeah. Yeah. The head of the FBI. You really couldn't pay for reality kings. Like, honestly, you have an X videos account under spider cash spider cash.

“Do you have any idea what kind of loser you have to be to have an account on X videos?”

I don't even know what X videos is. It's just to note the free porn, free porn. Oh, okay. You don't have to make an account. To make an account means you're liking and sharing.

That means you're not commenting. That means you're. Can you the people that comment on porn videos are some of the funniest? It's not broken. Even like, what's the, what are you doing?

They're just hate-filled. Just bonerous. I'm not saying on a YouTube video. It's bad. It's suspect.

Comment to go to YouTube video. If you comment on YouTube videos, I don't want to meet you. Yeah. Never mind.

If you comment on porn videos. Why are you sitting around? I have no, you put on the porn. You jerk off. You come, you lay.

Yeah. You leave it behind. Yeah.

You never meet them again.

You never. Like, you'll, like, what do you go back and you go like? I feel for her father. But yeah, what do you do with that all you type? Yeah.

What are you fucking right, man? Spider-cash can go fuck himself. Spider-cash. What a dumb fuck. He signed up on January 6th.

Wow. He was so strapped. He was before. He was, oh. Oh.

Oh. Overcoming. Yeah. That makes sense. He really, I hope that they just please, you know what?

Also, cash.

Just jerk off for normally.

“Also, just like, I think the whole world would be a better place if you jerked off normally.”

You could, this is normal jerking off. But pay for your porn cash. Also, head of the FBI. Maybe get a VPN. I feel that, yeah.

It sounds like he was just on YouTube. And now he's head of the FBI. This guy's fucking makes me sick. All right. Here we go.

Is there anything for, oh, we have one more kind of update that I want to talk about. Yes, sure. We were talking about last week or maybe it was two weeks ago. I'd all blurs together for me about the, um, the woman pissing in the air. B and B's and causing $3,000 in jam age.

Yeah. You know, she fucked up the crown royal chair. Yeah. People have been setting me all kinds of stuff. So many fucking, my computer.

Like, literally, like, because I was on eBay looking at that, though. It's still interested in the crown royal chair. Oh, that was back at Harvard. I'm researching. I don't need it.

I'm making fun of it. Because guess what?

More, you say it? Yeah. The more eventually you can back.

Huh. Like, look at that chair. You're like, you're like, "Certain for crown royal chair more than once." Yeah. You saw you do that.

We know that. You do. We know you like this.

“But we got, we know your wife doesn't want you.”

But listen, you won't even know. She won't even know. So me 300 dollars. She doesn't even know. Get the crown royal chair.

So we got this Instagram TikTok star, um, content creator, Terrawood Cox, saying that she washes her underwear in hotel room coffee machine. The reason why we got sent this article was because I said that that's the reason why I don't do Airbnb is anymore. Yeah.

Yeah. People automatically are saying, oh, see though, people use that. They use that further underwear, right? And they say, look at that. I'll use your, should put her underwear in the coffee machine.

And guess what, man? I don't know how many problems with it. Yeah. Yeah. It's a filter.

So if you use the coffee machine in your hotel room, your cycle path.

Yeah. It's got, I mean, get that coffee. You're going to get crazy. Go down there. Go down there.

Go down stairs and get a real coffee. I'm already going to hear because there's some people that believe that the coffee machine in the room. Our co-producer Marcus Parks or best friend being one of them. Really?

He uses it? Yeah. What? Yeah. Who you, don't want you?

That's the oldest coffee in some growth. Marcus uses it in the room. So he's drinking the panty coffee. Yeah. That's wild.

I think he likes him. I tried to put my underwear in there, didn't it? Yeah. I just wrapped the whole fucking system with it. A bashed against the wall.

Yeah. That's a good time. Yeah. See, when I'm steaming my underwear, I do it the old fashioned way. Where I, I get the steamer, the hot water, right?

I spread my underwear over the toilet bowl. Like pour the steam and water through the underwear to clean it. Okay. Be a professional. Also, in the video, I watched it.

She's using her correct machine. There's no way. It's not good advice. To be honest, she's using the correct machine. Just to show up tiny.

She is. Not a braggard. Yeah. Yeah. Teeny.

She's just a small bean. My underwear is so small. I just did it. You're a cop. A little smaller bean.

No, it sounds like she put it in the water well. No, she put it in the thing and ran the hot water through it. Put your, where the copy ground should be. As she says, yeah. She put it in the little carey gold.

Oh, is she just the cleaner underwear? Yeah, it's just the cleaner underwear, which is on the road with dirty underwear. You know what I'll say? Find you underwear. That's what I do.

Always. I love it. That's how I get my underwear. Of course. Whenever I run out of it on the road.

I talk about this. I don't remember what I do. I believe that we've talked about this. I bring my blown out one sometimes to the, to the fucking hotel. The fucking mess of a monologue.

Send him a good McGoodle. Gadios. That throw him out. She's very busy. She's got three kids.

Like, she doesn't have time to go to the washroom dryer. Normalize where getting new panties. They're really not, I'm sorry. I know that there, these are tough economic times. I know that.

I know that. But your new panties are not super expensive.

“I think that you can get new panties pretty easy.”

I also think that straight up ladies. I know that you guys got different liquids. Mm-hmm. Let's go command out too. Yeah.

It's hot. Also, I got to say one thing I've done for myself. That's really made my life better. Is I actually spend good money on underwear? Well, that's different.

Is that that's called being old? Yeah. That's called understanding certain. I'm going at least like 15 to 20 dollars a pair. I'm going fancy underwear.

It's only dick and bulls. And also, it holds together longer. It does. It does. I've had the same pairs for multiple years.

Yeah, I don't rip through them like I used to. Just fucking blow through some fucking underwear. I used it when I was so poor. I used to get the, what was it called? The wrong cut once.

The wrong, yeah. Yeah, the ones that were the perfect. It's slightly imperfect. That's what it would be called every time.

No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't get like, I don't get the whitey tighties that like had a slant to him. Yeah, I mean, we're good. Like a cock. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes.

I've got a cock.

“Yeah, that was like, that's how I lived for years.”

So long. Yes. And then I would go through these. I would like, 'cause they'd rip and they'd be imperfect. Oh, yeah, I would go.

I said that I'm spending the same amount of money on underwear that made my dick touch my ear when I should have just been wearing nice underwear the whole goddamn time. Also, one of those. Get one skid mark. Just to run out.

No, because I was getting more skid marks back in the day. Now I don't get 'em. Yeah, it's 'cause you drink water now. No, because I was like, my butt hole blown out of my bed age morning. Oh, I don't have a bed day.

I don't leave skid marks. Well, you got less hair, I think, up in the crevice. True. I'm able to get it out. Blah, I'm not red.

Speaking of people that have hair in the crevice, this story is one of the most mysterious things is currently going on in the United States for America. This is about the mystery of five missing scientists. Yes. Connected to the UFO community.

It is fucking nuts.

“We talked about it twice before, loosely, just like kind of mentioned it.”

But now that we're up to five, it has to be. What's up? It's going down. We're up to eight. So this is, it's very interesting.

Right now, two very connected military personnel to the, there, there are deeply connected to our space defense systems. Yeah. These are people that are working for space weapons, projected bean weapons, propulsion, technology.

All who seem to be connected through Wright, Patterson, Air Force Base.

The first one was William Neil McCaslin.

Well, not the first, the most latest one was William Neil McCaslin. He is a general. This guy is a big fucking deal. He went missing in late February from his home in Albuquerque, New Mexico. He's 68 years old.

A couple of things are super weird about it. He had deleted the contents of his phone and left it behind. He got rid of all of his wearable devices. He had no headphones. He had Google glasses.

He left them behind. And he left his, a name now can't seem to find his wallet. His gun, or a backpack. Yeah. And he just went straight into the woods.

68 year old man in the middle of February. Walked away from his house. Gone. No idea where the hell he went. Yeah.

That was, that was the, of this year. Last year. And I believe it was about November. NASA Aerospace Engineer Monica Razza. Almost same exact fucking thing.

Worked at Wright Patterson Air Force Base for a couple of, like, different projects. Worked with space age technology used for advanced propulsion. Almost same thing. Phone left behind deleted content deleted. Just left.

Yeah. Walked out the fucking house. Never came back. Like, we don't know where they are, right? So this is a whole, there's a lot of, like, we got two of the guys that were just straight up.

Shot. Oh, there's, there's, we're getting there. So the main thing about these two guys, like, McCaseland, which is interesting, is that they opened up this giant, like, search party for him.

“But he's so top secret that they literally had to keep the public from looking for him.”

So the, the public was not allowed to go look for him. That's how top secret he is. That doesn't make any sense. Like, the, essentially, like, whoever finds him has to be military. Because of what he might be.

Because of what he knows. So this guy's dead. God knows. I mean, who fucking knows, right? So these are about, these people are just missing.

So that's just, the first, like, big girl was like, okay.

Then cut to. No normal railroad, right? Guy that worked. He was in Boston. Mm-hmm.

Another guy worked for this thing called the director of the Plasma Science and Fusion Center at, uh, uh, uh, a Massachusetts Institute of Technology. So they were over, like, at MIT. And they were, he was working in Plasma Physics. This guy, Plasma Physics.

This guy was shot on his front lawn. But the guy that shot him got caught. And he said, oh, it's because personal reasons. But strange. Because again, they're all connected.

Yeah. Who randomly shoots a scientist? A guy that apparently was super mad at him. They still have not talked about why. Yeah, there's no motive.

We don't know yet. Then there was Carl Grillmer. It was killed inside of his home on February 16th, 226. And he was gunned down in his front porch. He found water on an exoplanet.

And literally a bit of a planet for us to get to. Yeah. That's what he worked in. One of I find interesting. One of the technologies that they were all working on.

One of the things that the companies that they worked for was the defense threat reduction agency. And I thought that that was very interesting. Because what they do is work on, like, essentially ways to defend against, like, acts of God. Yeah, viruses, the meteors, this type of thing. One thing that they created was this, which are fine.

It's all connected to Wright Patterson Air Force Base, which is if you believe the center of where the actual secret

History of UFOs is, right? It's not in Los Alamos. It's not an area of 51. It's that right Patterson. Okay.

All of the, whatever crashed during the Roswell crash went to Wright Patterson. Okay. That is where all of this should go. So they work on this one thing that it's about, like, they created this way of tracking, like, people that are, like, transported, like, this kind of vibe. The way they put it to Isle, it's a transport isolation system that they built.

This, like, incredibly ornate truck, essentially, to take sick people from place to place. What also could go on that? Fuck an alien, right? Like, that was like, one thing I thought it was like, that fucking alien could go into something like that. You also got a lot of, like, it's, it's propulsion systems. Yeah.

It's all these things. So the, yeah. So that, all of these side, those guys got, those guys died.

“This was another one that did you hear about the double murder homicide?”

No. Suicide. So three deaths. That three Wright Patterson Air Force Base personnel. This is not total of last year, right before Halloween.

Okay. So we were busy. But this is one of those, we're now it's all just, it's like packing up. It's like stacking up, right? Yeah.

The victims were Jamie Gustitis, who worked at the 7 7 11th human performance ring. Wing. Jamie Pritchard, who worked in the Air Force Lifecycle Management Center. So this guy, he, essentially, David Pritchard, Jacob Pritchard, who was the guy you killed them both and killed himself. They worked all together.

They worked together the right Patterson Air Force Base. We, there was no indication of a love triangle whatsoever. Jeff Pritchard shot his wife. He then drove to this person's house, shot them. They looked like this Jamie Gustitis person.

Yeah. He then shot himself in the mouth. Don't know why. Sound like MK Ultra type stuff. It sounds like, or are the,

So one of the things that's being banded about, that we're seeing a lot. Like, JD Vance recently, he's now repeating that aliens or demons. Fucking asshole. And we know that Trump was come from the ground. Aliens come from the sky.

You got hit very simple. Get it straight. Even the moron gets it. Okay. Get it straight.

Okay. I think that, so Jamie, JD Vance came out and he's repeating the aliens or demons. We know that Trump was trying to wave this disclosure thing around, but then his general stopped it. Yeah.

They basically just also said, we think they're their demons.

Right. We don't, we do not believe in their demon and we are scared of the demon.

“Well, that's what happens when you put a bunch of evangelicals in charge.”

Everybody's a moron, right? You have Peter Hugsith making it so pure Christian army. Good luck. Yeah. Enjoy that.

How do you hope you guys like going to run? But this, this story is kind of now making certain things make sense to me, which is according to like some guys. There's been several whistleblowers to talk about how like Jimmy Carter, like the story of Jimmy Carter was apparently told the truth, quote unquote, right?

What we know and he cried for two days and they talk about this idea that there are people of Mr. Peanut's not a real man. Yeah, we're having that. That's my, that's my clothes. What about the hat?

That's my last. That's how he did. Can I go back to my peanut farm now now that peanuts aren't man? I don't even know. I can't even do it.

Don't care about Jimmy Carter. So the sort of last season, Brazil. Probably. And so yeah.

“But the stories of this idea of people talking about the truth being revealed”

and it being devastating. And it seems what would be most devastating to an evangelical group of men that somebody else put us here. Yeah, that God. God.

God. God. If it exists, we might have met God. And God might be a thing out there. Yeah.

Like maybe that's a possible example of we know that there is something about the origin of man that is connected to this that is some kind of groundbreaking crazy thing. And it kind of sounds like a really good way to sort of kind of discredit even that is discredit the gods before they show up. Yeah.

And start calling the gods demons now. So when they show up, we all think we got to fight the demons. Yes. And you know who's going to do that? I suckly.

Yep. Bryce. Bryce is going to love it. They are going to love it. But also between this, when we were talking about Sern transporting antimatter for the

first time in a truck, which is very sorcerer.

Straight up. You know where the next truck and big money is. And what? Trucking.

I mean trucking is always big too though.

But sensitive trucking. Antimatter trucking. Antip like alien transport. Alien transport dude. Yeah.

Fucking truck drivers about to get a lot more alienated literally. They are about to become that much more impossible to relate to. So antimatter. Okay. From what I understand, and I don't understand much.

Antimatter. If it touches matter, it dissolves the matter. No fucking idea. No fucking idea. No.

I read the article that it had to be suspended in midair. Yes. And it couldn't touch the walls of the truck. And inside. And so like it was a very perilous.

Fucking truck trip.

I just think that the idea that we're going to put this more.

And there's no, there's nobody guy trust more than reality shattering. Antimatter. That a union man. Yeah. Teamster.

That's like a teamster getting in there man. Teamsters are two involved trying to break up the HBO Paramount merger. As they should. As they fucking should. All right.

You forgot one person. That's missing. The newest one. Well, she's been missing for a while. But Melissa Casias.

Yes. That is also another. Another. She worked it. She worked at Los Alamos.

And she went. They connected her to everyone else. She went missing in June of 2025. She was connections to UFO linked. Refire retired Air Force general.

William Casaland. Yeah. That's the guy Casaland who were just talking about. They were all connected. They worked together.

So they brought her daughter lunch. And then there's camera footage of it. And no one ever saw her again. This is my question. Side stories, L. P. O. T. L. The Gmail.com. I'd love to hear your theories.

What would wiping these guys out hide? Like, seems if you were to do a mass attack of these top secret scientists. To me, besides the fact that our government currently is the worst. I literally they are so bad at being villains that I wouldn't put and pass them. Just fucking all this up.

Well, they also are very horny for new weapons.

“So why kill the people that are making the new weapons?”

Well, maybe they wouldn't be allowed to use them if they were still alive. I mean, no, but that's not there. That's not their fucking goal. Albert Einstein couldn't stop the fucking the bomb from happening. No. You know, Albert Hibert could stop the bomb from happening.

These guys have no fucking say once they develop it, then a fucking goes out the door. I mean, there's a reason to kill him.

I mean, we're using these sound weapons like we've never used before.

But we used fucking torpedoes for the first time since World War II, recently in the fucking Strait of Hormuz. But we are talking about space dominance. This is about space weapons. Yeah. That's what I find interesting.

Like, this is this stuff that we're going to eventually use in the war against China in space. That these guys are literally developing. Yeah. Meanwhile, there's fucking meteors flying to the goddamn earth. We got a lot of that.

But also apparently that's a little bit more common than I thought it was. I think a lot of it's probably just fucking trash. These satellites are clanging into each other. Oh, yeah. Everyone, every corporation could just throw them up there now.

And so, like, they're just like fucking banging against each other. And I think they're just falling back to earth. I mean, we already talking about. We know that there's been a lot of debris from the old-a-new private space programs. They're just like leaving stuff in space and they fall down all the time.

Things also fuck up other satellites in space because they're just hovering garbage. Yeah. So anyway, we are kind of building a shield around the earth.

“I think in that way, our ignorance is our blessing.”

It's actually helping us. It might, yeah, it's replacing the ozone. See, I actually wonder, there's a little part of me that was saying. You're like, you know, like, the story goes that aliens started arriving here when we could turn on atomic power.

Like, we could hack into the atom. The reason why they showed us here because they thought, like, oh, it's like a turning point for a civilization, maybe. That was like one theory. Part of me actually now is even wondering if the reason why they sort of showing up

when we could blow stuff up at that level is that they're like, oh, they can kill us now. It's possible. And that depth before they couldn't kill us. But now they can actually kill us.

And that just, we can kill. We are very violent. And we will kill them. Yeah, that's the other thing. If we were a peaceful place that had weapons, who gives a fuck.

Yes. We're not weapons. Yeah, but we'd fucking obviously be been at war for as long as I've been alive. It's part of our consciousness. It's hard wired into the way we exist.

Yeah. Fighting each other.

“What does it like America hasn't been at war for, like, 15 total years or something like that?”

Oh, no, it's also because we don't call them wars anymore. Yeah. Like now we're just in an operation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We haven't had it.

I don't think we've had a legit war.

Right, like, didn't they call Vietnam a police action? Yeah. And then Afghanistan wasn't even a fucking war. Like a war on terror doesn't fucking mean it. We call them war.

We call them wars, but they're not wars, but they are wars. Yeah. We have very fucking stupidity. It's how we get around everything. It's how we just get to just go and do whatever the fuck it is we want.

When you go to another country and you start killing everybody, I'm going to go ahead and say it's war. Unless, of course, nobody's making money off of it. And then it's like a tree falling on the forest with nobody to hear it. There's lots of money being made right now. Yep.

Oh, yeah. Everywhere. Everywhere. But for the people of that live in the countries. That's all.

But don't worry. All the guys running the wars are making quite a bit of money.

Trump has literally stolen something in like $15 billion that he doesn't need that he has been disseminating to his evil sons.

Can't wait to see Baron Trump on the front lines.

“I think that's going to be a great way to inspire the troops.”

Having him towering front of the rest collecting bullets. Knowing that he's do sacrifice itself. He's our William Perry. I think that if he could go and sacrifice, like, I'll forgive him. If he goes and sacrifices himself and he ran, I'll say a one nice thing about him.

Really? Yeah. Wow. Despite the fact that he might not have killed a maid yet. Yeah.

Well, I got to say something nice about him right now. He's so tall. He's so tall. But also. He's fucking on.

I'm pretty certain he's all nonverbal. No, yeah, yeah. I've definitely had plenty of people tell me who went to school with him that he's like uncommunicatedable. Yeah, but he loves you and your tape. That's the score audience.

Yeah. People who can't talk to their fathers. Yeah. Meanwhile. He's 20 years old.

Yeah. That's why he's fair game. Yeah. We could talk about him. He's just as old as a curricular.

Oh, wow. Him and Brayton. Him and Brayton. Him and Brayton need to get together. They really do.

They probably get along. I'm sure they probably know he's going to be honest with you. No. Baron and Brayton are going to get together eventually and what they ever they do. And what they ever they do is going to cause a lot of wind and misery.

Yeah. I think it's good. You know, it's I'm sure both of their fathers are pedophiles. I'll be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to. I'm sure both of their fathers are pedophiles.

I'm sure both of their fathers are pedophiles. Baron's father is definitely a pedophile. Yeah. Public of Brayton's fam father.

“I really think he was just a son of a bitch for having him.”

Oh, that's the thing. He's just guilty by his com. Yeah. Yeah.

We're never going to catch a pedophile.

Unless their name is Boo Boo's a clown. Oh, Boo Boo's a clown. He may have stumped in me. Boo Boo the clown. That's one Boo Boo.

You're not going to want to kiss better. And the Bobby Arthur Owen. He's 64 years old. He's known in Eugene and Springfield as Boo Boo the clown. Now, Boo Boo.

Oh, he got arrested on to any two counts of child sex sexual assault. Damn. Including Lou Dax on a child, the oral population. Damn. You know, Boo Boo the clown.

I hate that act. And I wish he'd stopped doing it. And now it's like my main thing. When I first saw he did that. You've ever seen that where he made the, um, he made the zucchini go away.

Oh, is that the thing? Yeah. And the boy just goes like, oh, and it pops out of his mouth. Right. It goes like, oh, because he put he slid it right up in sign of his split up.

These are all jokes. Obviously he, um, he was getting just the one child. Yeah. No, he, he was in a lot of trouble. He's in a lot of trouble.

He's in a good job. Look. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. You didn't hate that. Boo Boo.

He was a boy. You're doing that. Oh, Boo Boo. Get your fingers out of the child. Boo Boo.

He operated on LinkedIn as Boo Boo the clown entertainment locally from 1996 to 2002. And then he became a truck driver for Coca-Cola. Oh, nice. You know, he also barely knew his caught. He did this signature.

Oh, oh, me made me stay. Yeah, go, go, go, go, go.

Yeah, that's basically it.

Oh, Boo Boo the clown man. Yeah. Yeah. It's just fucking who? Here's the thing.

We're not going to talk about a normal child, Melissa, but a fist name is Boo Boo the clown. I feel like it has to be brought up. We are literally only doing this story because of the headline Boo Boo the clown convicted of child sex assault. Yeah. I would not be doing it otherwise.

Yeah, because really not much of an article here. No, he did it. And he's going to go to jail for a while. Why is the headline of that smiles tears? There's Louberderm, I don't know, some sort of biography article about him from years ago.

Why is Louberderm in there?

“I think it's because of what he used for before, this is before, this is years before.”

It's not being a clown. It's not being a clown. That's just a clown article. Maybe he could make up off or something? Oh, okay.

Well, that's just a clown. That sounds like it's, bit of a booboo, meant, mentioning how you get it doing, you know? Well, good luck with your sentencing on May 8th, Booboo. Yeah. Thank you.

No, I really want to see my flower trick in jail versus I'm gonna get a love for a sterile. I hope you guys like jokes and bits. Oh, yo, just gave me a booboo in my bottle.

Yeah, this is it. No more booboo. Bye-bye, booboo. Oh, booboo. Oh, baby, baby, baby, baby.

Oh, booboo. Oh, booboo, you got a present booboo.

“Why should you, why'd you got that picnic basket?”

Oh, it's a child. It's a child. I collect them. I've never had an age.

I've never had an age in a big kingdom.

A little jarakier. Yum, yum, suck, suck, suck. B-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo Notable multiple doctors. We're like pickables of fucking scourge

Pickable is ruining older men pickable try to kill my mom. They're like people just saying straight up like Because it's what I'm saying to we were we were prepping yesterday It's because like Cena who is our resident pickleball expert and obsessive for a nice full-end to pickleball the thing is is that you go for over the foreign report He is a former collegiate Like tennis player, so he's good at it. He's really good and but what I was finding is that every time when I went to go play with him

He's all over the fucking court and he's doing it with the real tennis serves and he's with I'm not I'm I'm pinned between all bunch all these fucking tri-hards all used to play some other sport now They're at pickleball where I'm like I'm just at pickleball. Yeah, you guys are all abroad other sports energies to this Stupid playground activity and now like it was like you're all too serious. Yeah, Cena's got the athleticism of a conqueror Spaniel But it's all over that court. I guess what immediately he did hurt his fucking shoulder again

Of course and so everybody does it you go in there and it's like time reels back and you think that you can do all this stuff and you paned any more No, I'm not breaking Racketball Racketball's gone no one cares about poor racketball I most racket ball. I like Racketball. That's where you fucking get some deals done if you don't be played Racketball once or twice

I'm not good at anything about badminton. We used to play this badminton. What are we little girls? Yeah I know they're very fast. It's for badminton than anything else Actually, yeah

My grandfather had a badminton set and we add we yeah, we always played badminton. We used to play game called ass

Where we would take a tennis ball and we throw it against the the wall and if it came and it hit you and you didn't catch it Then you either run and touch the wall. Yeah, we call that we call that asshole. Yeah. Oh, we say we've just played ass So we let you get the three letters and then we line you up and we just beam the fuck out of you

“Yeah, I remember that was fun. Yeah, that was the point of the back of the head. I'd play more wall ball sports. Yeah”

I like that. I missed that. I would do that. I think I'd be down to do because you know I mean now is the time to get an Iraq and ball because the courts are empty. Yeah, everyone's playing pickle ball Take it back take back, because I'm sick of fighting for space. And I don't know all the stupid rules I don't know all there the societal little rules. I don't understand I don't want to go into another environment in which I don't know anything and everybody's yelling at me

I'm sick of the fucking shit. I don't know how to claim the court. Yeah, I know you all know. Oh, yeah. Oh, Jerry's big dog here

I don't give a fuck. I've never met Jerry before. Yeah, you're throwing the name Jerry around

Well, I'm supposed to fucking know who you're referring to and you're just talking about the one guy with veneers over there That's obviously scope it out all the fucking piece Fuck you, but I'm not here to fuck. I'm here to get some kind of fucking cardio and to leave my wife alone Yeah, that's a game her room. She needs her space. Yes, so that's why I'm here, bro, and I don't want to hear I don't want to be a part of your fucking world here. It's weird because our wives are similar

“Except like yours wants you to leave and my wants me there. I think that's the big difference”

But then like they she gets mad when you're there. Yeah. Yeah. No, that's the thing. That's the whole thing You know, it's that's very it's very you know, it's how we live the towel. Let's go to life. It's called life. Hey, you know, and we love it I've never not How to paint your endot com slash glass podcast on the left. You could bet Z. Oh, let's do the show at free No, you can't say it's easy. You can bet it'll listen to our show at free. You can also see last stream in the left live every Tuesday

5 p.m. P. m. P. S. T. You know get it right on there, and you can live every day knowing for a fact that Henry's a prousky is out here Fucking hungry his balls. Yeah, man love the fact that Henry's struggling right now

And he is going to laugh when he does a trick and the put him around. I made my first ham salad

yesterday. I'm very excited. I got some upstairs. I wanted to feed it to you. I'm trying. Yeah, I'll give it to you

“You'll see if it's good or not. It's my first time. I imagine you're good. I did it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's good. Is it good? Is it that same? Is that any other salad?”

I mean, yeah, that's like chicken salad except I put eggs in it. Can I go get it real quick? Yeah, go get it. Go get the ham salad

No, let's not do the eating thing because people fucking get angry. Yeah, that's fine. It's fine. It's fine. I'll I'll show you guys

I got a whole video coming out. We're promoting our our Cincinnati show on April 25th. So I made some head in salad I did my best bridge town meets in personation. I did. I did what I could and I heard of that brand knows that we're coming

“Do that. Yeah, fuck yeah, I want to go. We're going right there. We're going to get out fit in hell. Yeah, inside stories is on the road”

Make sure you check us out. We're gonna be an anchorage on April 17th. That shows sold out April 18th. We're gonna be in Fairbanks, Alaska

Come out. That's my wife's birthday and she is not thrilled, but you got to come out. Yes because of that fact because of that fact because Henry's going to Fairbanks But instead of spending Natalie's birthday with her. You come out. We're gonna have a good time celebrating my wife's birthday without her That's right. We need a lot of mint like a lot of pork. Yeah, bring the meats bring the meats, please Lexington Kentucky they got the meats April 26. We're gonna be there May 7th Netflix is a joke We're gonna be here in L.A. with Billy Wayne Davis gonna be a fucking lot of fun

May 30th Rochester, New York and June 20th London, Ontario. If you're in L.A. This Friday. That's right. Two days from now. Good Friday. Lericite period with Amber Nelson and National Book Roberts Come see me Amber and I are fucking doing a full set each. It's going to be a blast April 11th P. Funfest April 12th, Jacksonville, and I got a whole bunch of dates that are poppin on eddytunes.com this week I'm coming to Phoenix DC Denver Plano, Texas

Plano Plano, yep, all right, all right. I figured it was Spanish. No, no Plano Plano Plano Plano Texas Bethlehem P.A. and Newark New Jersey go to eddytunes.com for tickets

“Yeah, you fuckers. So enjoy your week. Let's see you out there, won't we?”

Hey, hello Who was decent this week? You know help project. Hail Mary. I really enjoyed that movie. Great. I had a great time watching that go see that movie I'm excited to see it. Yeah. Yeah, I get it now