Side Stories: Cornhole & Bulletholes

There's no place to escape to, this is the last dog on the left side stories.

That's one of the cannibalists I started.

Side stories. Yes. Are you ready to go? Finally ready. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Lemon, bombick, bombick. I just been caught. It's in my head. I wanted to ask you an open ended question here. So does that mean I don't have to answer?

Or does that mean I don't have to finish my answer? It's February, black history month. Okay. For the crime wave cruise. Yes.

“What I'm thinking is is it inappropriate for a white couple to dress up their dogs as important figures in African American history?”

Like if let's say I were to dress up Wendy as Harriet Tubdog. Okay. And then Carmy as Rosa Barks. How would you go about dressing them as those people because they don't have like specific outfits? Yeah, they do.

No, they don't. See Rosa Parks has a little.

Yeah, I think obviously Rosa Parks Rosa Parks has got a little hat.

Rosa Parks has got a little hat. Little pill box hat. And then obviously a nice carmy would have to be Rosa Parks because she sits better. Wait, Rosa Parks? Yeah, Rosa Parks.

Yeah, Rosa Parks. I think it's cute. Natalie thinks it's a hate crime. It's not a hate crime. I think it's cute.

And I think that if you like if you found a way to like really do it tastefully like post a picture on your Instagram. Like this is what makes Rosa Parks great tasteful. These are the things that she did. This is like, you know, like people don't know. So if I do a hyper serious.

Yeah. Extremely informed past Wikipedia get a little. Make flexibly like bus. You can talk about how many Rosa Parks is beautiful. I don't know if you've ever seen a picture of Rosa Parks.

Like in her prime. She's very hot. Rosa Parks is extremely hot. He did not. I can say that.

It's fine. I said that. I don't know. Yes. You are on this.

You are on this. You are on this. You are on this. You are on this. You are on this.

You are on this. You are on this. She ended her life. She was.

“She had no money at the end of her life.”

There's no money in the civil rights movement. This is where I was going. Even though she was smoking hot. She wasn't able to get like a fucking head. She wasn't able to get like a fucking head.

She wasn't able to get like a fucking head. She wasn't able to get like a fucking head. She wasn't able to get like a fucking head. She wasn't able to get like a fucking head. She wasn't able to get like a fucking head.

She wasn't able to get like a fucking head. She wasn't able to get like a fucking head. She wasn't able to get like a fucking head.

“She wasn't able to get like a fucking head.”

She wasn't able to get like a fucking head. She wasn't able to get like a fucking head. That's why. Also what I was saying to that one. That's what I was saying to that one.

That's what I'm saying to that one. They're the girls. Wendy is her at Top Dogg. Would just have a little head rep. I mean guys, I'm not going to say it.

Oh, I'm kidding. Because it's Top Man. And so it's Top Dogg. I understand now. I'm sitting here.

I think the puns awful. But now I realize it's actually not bad. And this is, I don't know if it's an intro. This is crazy. Is this bad?

I'm crazy. This is what he's talking about. I'm calling. I'm beautiful. I know.

It's like, look at me like I'm crying. Not a lot to find. This is fucking great woman hot. I'm sitting right next to me as I have. The true fan of the Civil Rights movement, Ed Larson.

She's gorgeous. Jesus Christ. Well, I'm really glad that we got here. Harry Tubman's not hot. Are you happy now?

Jesus fucking Christ. He said it. That's ugly. Now we're going. Now we're going.

Now you're. That's what you asked for now. I did not.

I never wanted to ask for it.

I didn't even. Well, let's get to updates. You got to go on today. We got to update on our lottery scammers. Okay.

So first of all, this is my favorite. This is amazing. We got somebody reached out. We last week we covered. There was seven men from the, they were from.

From Ohio where they did the crime at Pittsburgh.

And over and like the Delco County area of Pennsylvania where they were doing this extended.

Essentially fake bit that would either be. One along one lines. Got a guy that he was got a bunch of money. Doesn't know how to play cards and it's behind this fucking rest. Amen.

Amen. My buddy went a lot of these behind the rest. I love this time. The rest I don't get some money. This is what I love.

So somebody wrote in being like, this is, and so seven guys did this scam over three months. They made $21,000. We realized like we broke it down. It's like it's like minimum wage. They're making minimum wage just doing.

So this got to one got stopped by them. And this is a great. It's like I just think it's so funny. Hi. Well, traveling back and forth from Pittsburgh to Chicago handling my late step

father's belongings. I'm sorry. Sorry. I was stopped at an Indiana rest stop by the scammers. You talked about in the last episode.

My girlfriend and I were leaving the rest stop when a man in a white tank top long red basketball shorts. Yes. And a flat-brimmed hat came up to us asking us to rule down our car window. I obliged.

He then told me, hey man. I do back there just won the lottery. He's hated a test man. News here, man. He's around back man. The news. No, no, no, that's not how the lottery works.

I thought to myself, if I'm not getting stabbed at my, I'm not going to get stabbed at this Indiana rest stop today. And I told him, I'm good. We went back and forth for a while. He asked me like, why don't you want free money? Why don't you want that free money?

You better free money, right? You're trying to give it away so bad. I do. You're exactly. And then I finally just said, you know what? Yeah, I'll pull around. He ran off and I drove to Chicago. We laughed and I felt like an obvious scam and then it could not be real.

Thanks for letting me know. It was a real half ass scam. That was like, that just made me laugh. Yeah, because this happened in Indiana and they did it all over. They even didn't in Canada once apparently. It's just, it is a bad plan.

Yes, but it worked for a while somehow. I mean, it was so ridiculous that even people who had happened to that new was bad didn't call the cops because it's so crazy. Oh, they're so stupid. Because they're so dumb.

It's so dumb what happened to them.

It kind of feels like it's never the victims fault, but don't fall for this.

No, this is real fucking stupid. This is real real stupid. And I think that people don't realize it even kind of happened to them until it's too late.

“I love them. Finally, someone's like, that's how the lottery works.”

This is going to shoot money out of the fucking basket. You know, you don't just make all this money. And then it just stops. So we have that. We also obviously, I could have called it from a mile away.

Kelly Osborne and DJ said Wilson split. We know this, though. It's a young blood curse. Yeah, yeah, you see young blood curse. They're getting rid of the marriage plans.

And it just came from all over. Cut, too. What day is today? A week from now. I bet you young blood fuck Sharon Osborne.

Oh, my God. I hope so. Young blood's going to fuck Sharon Osborne. He's turning. You see how thin she is lately.

Well, he's turning in. Young blood. We're all concerned. But I will say young blood's coming in there. And he's going to come inside your mother fucking Kelly.

“So you need to get your head together because you're going to have a new sister.”

Young blood's going to put a child in Sharon Osborne in the last of her egg. So, all right. So, everyone remember, Sid Wilson.

He proposed on the night on the night directly after Osborne has basically committed suicide

to perform this charity, but the biggest charity event of all time. You know that, right? That he had to cycle down his medication just to perform in order to do the final show. He went off of all of his like varied the cocktail for like a month before then so that his body would be able to perform knowing that he would probably that it would be.

He died a week later. He died a week later. He died a week later. And young blood. And this other guy are just sucking up all the fucking specialness.

Yeah, let's say they took it all up. Yeah. And then fucking. And so this guy proposes to Kelly Osborne. While Osborne is in a wheelchair.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. And then shock her. They're not actually getting married. It's just trashy as getting. I'm telling you this.

I mean, I know, reason why yes, we're all concerned about Kelly Osborne. We, we aren't and we're all pulling for her. We know that she's currently grieving.

“But we have to remember this is the trash we see on Facebook.”

Yeah. This is the type of shit. It's the same as getting engaged. It's somebody else's wedding. It's the same as doing like you're pulling shenanigans.

Yeah. And it's bad luck for you. Everyone's like, oh, well, maybe Aussie wanted to see her getting engaged. She wanted his last mom. No father ever wants to see his daughter getting engaged.

That doesn't mean shit.

A father wants to see his daughter getting married.

You see his daughter getting married. But I do believe a daughter. A father wants to see his daughter. He wants to be at the wedding. He wants to be at the wedding.

He does not care about the engagement. The engagement. The engagement.

“Where you fucking do anal for the first time.”

You're in the engagement. That's a ring. That's nasty. You don't even. The engagement.

That's nasty. We all know that engagement nights for nasty sex. And you can't take him out. You're elderly father. As the light is dying from his eyes.

This is watching you. Knowing that the whole point of the engagement ceremony. Is to ask permission for the from the world. To come inside this person without a condom on. Yeah.

And it's literally what it's for.

It's why engagements have always existed.

Marriage is technically. It's kind of pointless and stupid in a way. It's the day where you say no more condoms. Yeah. Right.

And that's when he did it for an Aussie. The day. That should have just been about him. It really should have just been about Aussie. So it's nice that the pamphlets.

It's not. The greatest charity. You're not kidding them. Still a little bit. But his is.

Is making. Say something nice about young blood. He's not on the upstream list. He's not. It's too young.

He's going to be in the end. I would have liked him then. He does look like a model. He does. He's very handsome.

Honestly again. I'm sorry to come back at young blood.

“I'm already hearing young blood's army coming for me.”

Yeah. I asked for it. You do that for it. But I don't care. Okay.

I don't come. I don't come. We don't think I say about young blood's fans. Why don't come? Please let him come.

Oh, wow. Also you got in Mark my words. He puts a baby and chair in Osborne. You, oh, man. Nothing would make me happier.

But he's going to say. Who knows? He's not impossible. He got. He could have an egg in there.

No. Oh, dude. In the back. Yeah. She can be still be having babies.

Think about this from Aussie to Fasi. That's the next kid. Oh, Fasi. Fasi Osborne. That's the best.

All right. So in the more in more fun news. What am I. This is an update. And the reason why it's an update because I've already been fascinated by this young man.

You got a tiny maniac on the loose. This is, I mean, but he made it. He did it himself. This is truly. Natalie heard me describing the story with the Glee I had yesterday.

And she just said, like, what, what do we do here? Why are you so filled with Glee over death? Stories like this put a roof over her head. It's why we do what we do. You know, I mean, it's why I wake up in stories like this.

It's why I wake up in the morning. Okay. This story. It comes from all the way out of the beautiful, beautiful state of Maryland. Now, and love, love plotter, Maryland.

But I do not know they had Spanish named, like a fort. What is that in, in Maryland? So he's a professional cornhole player. You might know him by the name of Dayton James Weber. Might as well be the face of the sport.

At this point, he is armless, legless. He, they were amputated when he was a, believe it. He were amputated when he was a young boy. He had blood disease. It applaud disease.

And he became famous for his ability to, to see through a world telling him, No, you can't play cornhole. You don't have arms or legs. Those are the two things you need the most for cornhole. And he said, fuck you.

I have any legs for, you don't need legs for cornhole. He showed that. He showed that. I feel like he likes going to help, but he showed. And he just using his two nubbons.

He could become a fucking champion. And we loved him for it. But it seems as it comes with the crown. Heavy. Is the rule of the king, absolutely.

Right. And I feel that what we're seeing here is a bit of an Aaron Hernandez like scenario. We're Dayton Weber. He often does fall down after he throws the cornhole bag. So he might have CTE.

Test pending. Test pending. Test pending. So now what we now know is that he has been charged with a, with murder. He believes it is a, he is, because under suspicion for murder in a deadly shooting that occurred

and Charles County now, you heard me correctly. It wasn't with a rocket launcher done by a gun on a little button on a shoulder.

“It was done by a full on, I believe a revolver or a glock.”

He has a, he has a semi-automatic.

So I first of all, like, after the whole world was like, what?

So armless, legless man. While driving shoots the guy behind him, the police are straight up saying,

We have no idea how he concealed the weapon on his person.

Can we first look at the video, Rob?

I want to show any of the video of Dayton Weber showing the world on YouTube, just how easy it was for him to reload and load a gun and shoot it. It's he put out his own evidence. It is the wildest thing. Wow, he could see he puts the, he very carefully. So does he have, like, a finger?

It seems like he is a little, he has a one little finger in there. I want to cite stories [email protected]. I'd love to know, what's the official term for nubbins and the hooks on the ends of the nubbins that you use? I know, I'm just asking, I don't need to be delicate here.

If you've been an amputee, you guys know what I'm talking about. What is the actual term? It's actually a term buddy, we're allowed to be a little rude. He's fine, but he's the, I'm not even, I'm just asking allegedly. I'm asking the crew. So right now, he is what you'd be accuracy with which he shoots, smile on his face, he's so excited.

This mother fucker decided to do every single thing he shouldn't be able to do. Cornhole, murder, driving. He's an advocate for quadruplegic or amputee hunting. He's a hunter.

He used to like, kill deer and shit like that.

Well, I think what happened here, man,

“is that little nubs, which is what they might call him down in La Plada, right?”

And then little nubs might be kind of fucking being a bit of a, I might be involved in a drug activity. We don't know, right now we don't really know a lot of the details. We do know is two witnesses, two witnesses. They say they, oh, Weber, he pulled out a firearm.

Shot wells, the guy that was with which is very sad that he shot this guy. Um, Michael Wells, he shot him in inside car. Great car. Yeah, spray jerk wells. That's what Pat wrote.

Oh, shout out the Pat. What I love is when we don't know is a police have not explained how Weber was able to drive a car or fire a weapon. We just showed you it. It was a Tesla. You know, so imagine yourself driving aspects to it.

Oh, maybe, obviously that does make a lot of sense. So we was a Tesla. It was a Tesla. You might add some self-driving things. There are also some applications.

I'm not sure if any car can help someone drive. It's a Tesla. Shout out when shout outs happen. So I will put it this way. I'm not surprised by the driving.

I'm not even really even surprised by the ship. The ability to shoot.

I just think it's amazing that he did it while driving.

If they stopped it and then just think about this. Think about the points of pressure you need. All right, I got all right, my knees. I got my knees about nubs. Yes.

And I also said, I got an email from somebody that was a former wrestler with him, which they said they were really excited for the story to come out. So they could finally talk about what an asshole is. He was an asshole. I mean, the court. I mean, he didn't know arms or legs.

But he uses nubs to, like, deadly effect. And wrestling where he jack them into your balls. And he like, and they would be hard for them to see what he was doing. He'd like, jam is fucking nub up into the back of your neck.

“Well, remember wrestling is all weight based.”

Yes. And so he's wrestling guys with arms and legs. Yeah. So he is weighing as much as these people without arms and legs. And he's just who fucking sell a mandarin.

These motherfuckers. No, he's just going to put it in your 40 pound clam. Dude, he used it. Wow. And that's a lot of clam.

Yeah. You saying he's a clam? I'm just saying like that. Dude, he's like an old, he's all muscle. But clams can't grip.

Dude, clams can't grip. You ever seen footage of a clam hunting? Clams fucking, he like, still a little muscle comes out. Fucking grabs something and pulls it back in the clam and eats it. Clams bad as fuck.

Clams fuck your whole bullshit. I don't know. Oh, yeah. I could see it moving. Yeah, because it's tongue pushes.

I still feel like I'd call him a man instead of a clam.

“I think that his ability to grip and rip just from the using his belly button is truly one”

of those impressive things I've ever seen. And the fact that he can fucking have a concealed and carry on him. Yeah. And zip it out. One of these zipped it out.

I imagine he pulled it out. And the guy's like, what are you going to fucking do with that? You're going to shoot me? And he's like, uh, yeah. Yeah, maybe I am.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I think it's the one. I think it's the one. You're trying to fucking move nuts.

Oh, yeah. You know, maybe he was meeting with his hand dealer. Yeah, only I fucking didn't show up with the product. Did he show it up? He threw the money in the back.

That's the guy's make with the hand. Make a hand. Now come on. Make with the hands. Let's go.

And then he goes to open up the hand box. And he opens it up in a hand box. Oh, full paper, Michelle. And shit. He's been like, you're trying to fucking scamble nuts.

You're trying to fucking scamble fucking nuts.

I'm saying, I think he has a normal voice.

I'm just saying that he's angry dude.

He definitely angry.

“And they said they wouldn't just watch them run away and screw”

off until the fucking forest. He ran off. He ran off. He ran off into the one dude. Just fucking go up to the nubs.

Dude, that's fast as hell. Like a giant running clam. I get a little work on this. Yeah. To giant run a clam.

Yeah. Yeah. The fucking the cops, like, because of the witnesses and everything. And they knew they'd the video of him shooting the gun. The cops were like, we're not stopped.

Well, I'm fucking believe him. What happened? You could. I'm going to have the American Disabilities Association. The cops were not stopped.

I want them to email Ed. They weren't. They weren't. That no matter how many limbs you have or have not, you can still be an asshole.

Yeah. That's the best part. Oh, he's an asshole. Yeah.

But Great Cornhole Player.

Yeah. Sport on the map. He is up, you know. He chose to do everything. The whole world said you can't do this.

I bet you next in jail. He becomes a tap dancer. Mm-hmm. You can do anything he wants. Apparently.

You may be enjoying the area and then have to cue his high level. Oh, yeah. The little stubby high. You don't got a huge shoulders. He's fucking.

He's very strong. He's jacked. Yeah. Yeah. But, you know, I was just really surprised that he would use all that good will.

I mean to this. He'd murder. Because guess what? Now he's in there. But you know who I also say.

I don't think he got much money playing Cornhole. I guess not. And then we also talk about off his picture. I guess. Dancing off of his four wheeler.

Rob. You've got to see this picture. If him is a little boy, he jumps and up and down. I don't know the tricks on his little dustbike. Yeah.

I sent you a total control. He's totally control of his face. All apps. He's only apps. He's like his whole thing is that he's the best parts of Channing Tatum.

Yes. Yeah. That guy's crazy. No. He was quite determined.

And he was good at doing any did the worm. Oh, of course. He was very good at dancing. I guess the ceiling dance move. That's how we also eat moves.

Yeah. That's how he gets places fast. Yeah, the worm. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, this is him on a dirt bike. He was quite a little miracle. And now four wheeler, four wheeler. Now that little miracle is on his way to jail for fucking murder.

Man. Oh, we'll see. That happens. We'll see how it all comes. I'm sorry.

I mean, no, he's going to see something. Yeah. What am I going to do? I guess he'll have to have a motorized wheelchair. I imagine.

No, dude. He's not. This dude would not be down for that. That mother fuckers completely capable. How does he will wheelchair?

Well, yeah, he doesn't have to. A lot of time. Well, the jail he's going to have to. He might not. Well, you think he's going to get a guy?

No, he can go anywhere. He doesn't. I think the mother cuts around. Driving a car and shot the back passenger in the head.

“I think he can get to the showers and back.”

I think he's fine. Yeah, getting around is not a problem for this guy. No, he think he's fine, dude. I also put two little mobs on. You're fucking asshole.

You're fucking asshole. You're fucking asshole. He's only okay here. Hey, jail shit. I have a job.

Hey, jail. This is the only okay about him. He's a murderer right now. Allegedly. Impressive.

They got him. What's got to have a cop? We got to get to the trial, man. Everyone's going to be mad. Hey, everybody.

Yeah, sure. Good. Good. Let him be mad. Oh, yeah.

No, we're only speaking the hard court truth. We're only talking truth to power here. This definitely not punching down. Because he's a champion and he's a murderer. But he murdered.

And that's who makes him bad. Rosa Parks is hot. Allegedly. No, not Rosa Parks. Yes, but he's an Allegedly murderer.

He's an Allegedly murderer. Tell me how many times you look up in picture of her. You know who's a nice guy who's got an amputee? Who? The guy, the one armed guy from Twin Peaks.

Great guy. Al Straubal. Yeah. I looked him up. Al Straubal.

One armed actor. He was also in the grateful dead's concert film Sunshine Day Dream. Oh, that's nice. Because the dead that he died in Oregon. The dead they had.

Oh, Jerry had was missing a finger. That's the grateful dead thing. Yes. Jerry Garcia is missing a finger. Yes, he was missing a finger.

I'm not really crew. No, not not really crew. Who was the guy who had a drum? Deborah Leper. Deborah had a one like a drummer.

Yes. One armed drummer. One armed drummer.

Yes, because the second leg was allowed him to drum better.

“Was there a grateful dead guy that only had one leg?”

No, there was there. There was the grateful dead bases that didn't have a face. There was another. Yeah, and now we're just guessing missing parts of old men. Then we guess what?

What other parts are missing? I'm not glad. All right. Let's get into some current news.

Because all the grateful dead drummers had legs.

All right.

So this next story is about America.

All right. And this is about a truly unifying thing that happened that we should pay attention to. And this is. Are we skipping the update? Oh, fuck.

We forgot. We didn't update it. Let's do it. Right now. We have an update.

It's an island adventure. It's an island adventure. Heck yeah. It's Jeffrey time. Man, it's great.

I never get told. So this is an interesting one. This one. This is a quick update. This is just one of those that I found.

This is a little factoid that popped through all the noise recently that is just wild to me. So a Missouri pastor was suspended by there. They mission the Missouri conference of the United Methodist Church. The reverence Stephanie Remington was put on a 90 day suspension when it was discovered that she was Epstein's administrative assistant and the temporary property manager of his private island

“Little Saint James from August 2018 to May 2019, which I believe when he died.”

This was arrested. When he was arrested. And so this fucking bitch was in charge of the entire island. She says obviously no idea. Never saw nothing.

Never saw nothing said that.

Oh my god. I was yes. We were aware of his charges. Yes. They knew that.

Well, you know, it's like if someone, you know, if we're going to believe in the prison system, you know, like it's one of those things I could see that as an argument. Oh, yeah. Obviously. A billionaire pedophile always learns his lesson after a week day, day time jail assignment.

And which is allowed to go home night and on the weekends. You're right. They do that in Florida. I know. Yeah.

I know it seems like it's built in. It seems like while the sexual predators are moving there.

Member Pam Bondi was a part of giving them this.

Oh, we remember. Oh, I always remember. Yeah. And so this bitch, she was in charge of everything. And when I find interesting number one, she just got suspended.

Uh, no reason to fire her. Right. Because like, you know, her name appears in 1800 documents. If you look through the, uh, Epstein files and it seems that she's on a lot of fairly perfunctory, ply lines, looking for utilities, do certain things that are involved in the island,

that she was doing just sort of very day-to-day operations.

“What I think is interesting is how did we,”

Jeffrey Epstein was a very, we kind of talked about this. Obviously, I don't believe thinking he believed in God or at any form of religion. Yeah. But he was very culturally identified within his Jewish community. Yes.

He was born because like he had connections to fucking Israel. Yes. But also he himself would talk about when he was talking with the Rothschild lady in his emails. He was talking about the history of the Jewish people and the Epstein name. He was talking about this idea of like the Epstein's were also some part of legacy Jewish

family. Yeah. He also is very famous name used a lot of Jewish community connections in terms of like, not a lot of like, I don't see a lot of rabbis necessarily and they're like actual religious functionaries.

Yeah. But he was a part of like traditional, kind of like the philophon philthropic. Yeah. But you could say, you could do is also with the Democrats and all that shit too. Yeah.

Everything he didn't care, right? The advocacy was an equal opportunity person. I do find it interesting that somebody that identifies so culturally with his Jewishness, then used a Methodist pastor to be the administrator for his island. Here's my the most secret places of all secrets besides Zora Ranch.

Here's my like, you know, like looking too deep into this and looking at from her point of view,

“type of deal, I think at this point, it's towards the end of his time on the island.”

I think this might be some of the only times on the island when he was committing no crimes because he knew we was going down soon. And very new he was being watched. Still doesn't matter because he was a convicted fucking sex offender and a billionaire surrounded by all of the shady connections, which were very, very obvious at the time.

But for sure. Yes. But I'm saying this woman has no connection to any of that. And I don't I think there's a really good chance there were no crimes being committed at this time on the island.

And I also find it interesting that so few people have been punished for this, right? And I guess who they in America, especially. And guess who they were? Just lay Maxwell. Yeah.

And this woman. Yeah. Two women. Yes. You know, not as like single guy has been fucking.

The she had the step down.

And it's a fucking.

So he just got and guess what that means guys when a CEO steps down.

He gets to take a pay package. Yes. And gets to retire in luxury. That's what he got to do. He got to quit work and make money.

Yeah.

“So remember that every single time every time they they talk about, Oh,”

I forget what other big company there was another guy that stepped out and that everyone's like, Oh, you see, no, there's some complications here. And it's like, fuck all of you. No, they're the only person they even saw. And they just a spectator.

They didn't even fucking how much pay could she be getting. I think that she might have done nothing wrong. But the reason I also. I also take a job from a bad man. But guess what it does.

Guess what happens. Every single time a squeaky clean person openly works with somebody. But obvious grid is a career criminal and rapist and pedophile. You are applying your good cred to this person. You are this person was used as a white washing technique for the eye.

And they allowed it and they bent over and they spread their fucking cheeks and they took it. They knew he was a pedophile for whatever money they put in her defense to that. She's already a pastor. Which is a part of the right thing to reason why they did it because according to Remington, she said, kind of a sock anything.

I knew him for the last nine months of his life. Well, after he served time for the thing, he was accused of doing. Oh, he did that. No, I'm so. I'm just so sad that why you people do better.

When you do her voice like that, she sounds like someone who has no arms or legs. You can't fuck with me. I can't stand up, tops. You can't stand up, tops. You can close this wagon smack you.

Oh, man, how could you feel if he weren't done? Of scenes Islander. Oh, man, he would have been able to wait. Yeah, I did. And one of the Capri Sun from across the ball.

I love that guy. I can't believe I took it from a corner. I watched him. I can't even believe I saw him at this little thing. You've got cornhole.

Sing Midwestern. More on stuff. He went over there and I watched him do it. I saw him flip a little thing. I got to get him.

How much are you? One time I had you wouldn't even believe was me. Angela Merkel. Do one amazing night. It was amazing night.

It was me Sarah Silverman.

“I was a bunch of other but very important people.”

I'll tell those there. But they're very delicate and they don't sing. You know, I was like, I watched him. I got caught. I said, conhole, torso man.

That's what I call him, right? It's my conhole, torso man. And he comes in and he just flip the doldo into the open wide ass. Whole of angel of Merkel. Like nothing I've ever seen.

But yeah, that's our update. I got a tiny update. Oh, please. So I was like, oh, you know, I forgot.

I've never searched Barry Diller in the earth.

My old boss. Who is that? You know, Barry Diller sold fox a Rupert Murdoch. He is the guy who richer who money burns is based off. Yes.

That's gone. He burned. And since it's based off a Barry Diller, Barry Diller was my boss. I had to like put a new orchid on his desk every day and throw the orchid in the trash every night. He's amazing.

I got in trouble because I was giving the orchids to the cleaning staff. And they saw me do it on the camera. And they're like, Mr. Diller doesn't want you to give away the orchid. You must throw them in the trash. Those are Barry's orchids.

Okay. Yes. Exactly. So I was like, oh, you know what? I'm going to so for fun.

I'm going to go on the DOJ website. Look up Barry Diller. See if he was in the. He knows names in there about your course. He's a billionaire of course. He's going to be in the New York, especially New York.

Yeah. And so I'm like, of course, his name's in there. And then like 30 mail I open is two Jeffrey Barry wants to visit the island. Can we make time? Nothing like a guy like straight.

No. Let me just ask you a question. He's married to Diane Vaughn first a burger. Who is a well known beer.

“And he is, yeah, because he is, I think to be come out.”

I believe eating him. But I could just imagine him like he used to live in Jersey and he would take his yacht across the river from Jersey. And then ride his moped into work from the dock.

You can always be gay in Jersey.

And then, but we always laugh because like the boat boys would come by. No, yeah. And it was like the staff that worked on his yacht. And it was like 10 like muscular boys. I just like, hey, Jeffrey, it's me Barry.

I was just calling to say. Listen, I just heard like something like a fuck island. I'd like to be there, please. Thank you. Yes, Blair.

He's got to bring all my dead orchids. So if you know anything about Barry Diller, please send it in. I'm more, I'm very interested to see more of his connections to Jeffrey F.C. Considering I knew him and hated him personally. So I would love to fucking get more information on that.

Also another person we're looking at.

If you have anything side stories, LPO TL at gmail.com is Paulo Zampole.

“Now, this guy is the, that is the Trump of Italy.”

Yeah, he is a real estate magnet and he works with models. And it's like he's almost a one for one. He inherited his father died when he was 18. And then he inherited his father's toy company. And then sold it to become a modeling again in the modeling business.

And he opened his own modeling agency. And then he moved to the US in 24. Trump claims that he is the person that introduced him to Malania Trump. Because he was one of his models. And then he is an in the obscene files.

A whole bunch. But he is in there three times. But each of those times are very interesting.

First, there's a witness testimony from a model about obscene.

That's heavily redacted. But she does recall her time working with Zampole and calls him sleazy. No way. Second Italian manager of a modeling agency. No way.

That guy. Yeah, this guy. Oh, he looks on the level. No, that's an innocent man. The way he's gripping that fucking rude and unidentified woman's waste.

There's a bizarre email exchange between obscene and a redacted party in which other redacted seems to be going through some sort of mental health crisis. And they're saying, please, I'm asking for an investigation. I never killed anybody. And I stopped drugs.

I swear. And I did not mention regular bill block. And we had Ari's private business discuss. I'm very scared. And it's all about Paolo Zampole.

Now, I also find it interesting.

It's never good sign if you Google yourself.

And there's just a bunch of pictures of you with the bunch of women's faces redacted. You know, like, it's always a bad sign. And the last one is an email exchange. Which says we're obscene told someone to be very careful. Oh, oh, he's talking to Sultan Benz Sulehem, the guy, the torture video.

Oh, yeah, yeah. He's talking to women. He's having that guy's having dinner with Zampole. Oh, he told him to be be careful. Zampole is trouble.

Lots. And then said, um, he sells stories to the press is what Epson said about Zampole. So if anyone has an information on Paolo Zampole or Barry Diller and they're involved in with Epson, please email us. I would love to learn more about this.

We love to learn. And that is fascinating. And it sounds like. Oh, he's well on his way to consequences. Yes.

So. It's about this smaller guys. Of course. It's about everyone wants it to be Tom Hanks, but he's not a smaller guy. He's a big fucking guy.

He's a huge guy. Barry Diller is the biggest fucking guy. You know, and so like these are the guys you were flying under the radar because it's like the same thing. Like, all right, I'm going to take this back to a much smaller level.

It's got nothing to do with Epstein. It's like when an actor gets canceled for something they set in a movie or a role they portrayed. Sure.

And they always go after the actor and they never go after the producer.

They never go after the executives. So they got to be a cool guy after somebody versus you and a character. No, but I'll just say when you got to remember, they go up, go to the top. Go to the people who are really making the money. These are the guys that we need to be hold accountable for all this shit.

“Yeah, because it's the only way we're going to do it.”

And we have to chase them from place to place to place. To make sure less wexner never can enjoy himself anywhere he goes as well. So now let's get into some actual justice. Yes. This is the, we may feel complicated about this man.

But I don't really in the end when it comes out to care. What he fought for and it actually meant it means a lot to all of us. This is a really strangely important case that I think is important. It's like we got to look at. Yeah.

Afro man. Afro man. I formally known as Joseph for him and now we all know and love him as Afro man. He was, I wouldn't say one of the soundtracks of my. Cause I got a high cause I got a high.

Ruin by 9/11. Yes. That was like. After not, you have, you guys have to understand that if 9/11 different didn't happen. We're looking at an Afro man has Grammys world.

I think we could be looking at an Afro man has Grammys world now. Yes, but I'm just saying that if you. Afro man's vibe, but before 9/11.

“I think that we would it with a whole world who's on its on the right path until it happened.”

Here I mean. So he was involved in this incident with the Adams County Sheriff's Office in Ohio. Now Adams County Sheriff's Office is a group of good old boy cops dead in the middle of the floor of the Midwest. Yes. And they have had total impunity in this area.

I mean, interesting that Afro man lives amongst them. This is maga country. Well, I mean, it's not far from where Shappelle is. Dude, it is the red heart of maga country, right? We also know.

Oh, I'm always flip Ohio could flip.

We'll see.

Afro man is he is considering himself.

“There are some people they call him maga.”

There are also some people that believe that he views himself as an equal opportunist person. He ran for president against Trump. Yes. That seems to be it would it I will put this out there. Traditionally socially conservative of old or black man.

All right. So that seems to be a lot of what things he talks about. But don't have to personally be his friend. No. But this is super important.

So in 2022 August 2022. The Sheriff's County, they executed a search warrant on Afro man's house. They apparently was someone who was saying about how he may have had a kidnapped person. And they had a tip from a method. Some random fucking enforcement.

Right, that there was kidnapping and drug trafficking going on. He was not there. Afro man was not there. His wife and children were home. The cops came in.

They broke the gate in his driveway.

The kicked the door in. They searched the home. They went through all of his city collection. They apparently pulled out all of his suits. Went through the pockets of his suits.

They went. They stole $5,000 in cash. Which is a thing that they took $5,000. And they put it on there. They stole $400.

Yes. He had $5,000. He had $5,400. And they kept the $400. When we got arrested.

They like this happens a lot. When we got arrested. Especially with cash. They said that they only found like 13,000. And we all know that there was over 30.

Yes. And so the cops just take it. They just take it. It happens a lot. All right.

They found no evidence. There's no kidnapping. Nothing happened. All of this was caught on Afro man's home cameras. Right.

He filled all these things of these fat tubby cops ripping through his home. Now, afro man, he came up. He said they did $20,000 for the damage to my house. Eventually they say that he and he said they return the five grand. 400 of it was missing.

It was all this kind of shit. And he like, well, fuck this. They stole money for me. They came in. They they fucked up my house.

I don't really have any recourse except to take it to the fucking people. So he does what he was going to do. Where he put out. I get another sand. That it was his 16th album.

I had no idea. Afro man was so prolific.

“I mean, I think he's got a lot of time in there.”

Right. He made this album. Lemon pound kick. Now, you got we're not allowed to play it due to rights and shit now. But you can know that the he's trying to get sued by Afro man.

All the houses are in some money. Put down his dog. I'm inbound it. So he wrote this song in which he takes aim at several of the police officers. What lemon pound cake was about this big fat officer that went into the kitchen.

He looked at you could see him go he does the cartrony take. Dude, he does the cartony yoga bear style. Is his mom made a freshly made lemon pound cake that was sitting on the counter of his kitchen table. Yeah. He also had the other songs where why you disconnected my video camera because they did go through.

They took out all his cameras from the inside of the song. They got footage of the cameras getting disconnected. There was another song called Will you help me repair my door? Yes. There was also a song called Sign My Titties and Hard As Dick.

Those are all the same album. Those are the things. Yeah. He only had three songs about the cops on that album. Yes.

And so the police in all of their like these these songs would go on right 20 million views.

Lot of footage from the raid on his house. And then the police decided they needed to get some of their own justice. Yeah. So they decided to sue Afro man for defamation. They said it was invasion of privacy, misappropriation of their likeness.

And they sought from Afro man for million dollars and damages. Yeah. Then begins truly one of the most amazing trials I've ever seen. This is all in April. This came out in the last like watching the trial footage of them playing lemon pound cake and

And Lickham low Lisa that was based upon one of the other larger women that were one of the, uh, Randy Walker's is a son of a bitch. Jeff and other song he put out. They played these songs in entirety in court. And the police's faces were so funny. Yes.

Lickham low Lisa was just crying. She was crying when he played this song. And he cuts to Afro man sitting on a full American flag suit that he bought from Amazon. Just standing there literally just laughing and bouncing his head to the song cut to him, giving asking the police officer the very heart of the case of the defamation case.

And which he's asking his own personal lawyer asked this dumb shit police officer.

“So is it true in the song that Afro man slept with your wife?”

Because that's the core of the defamation suit, right? Yeah. It's to say obviously not. He's telling the world he did this. The police officer decides to react.

How am I supposed to know? I ask her. It's a you fucking moron. Just through your whole case and a fucking trash. Also, like you said, you saying that about your wife?

Yes.

Rafferman saying it about your wife is wonderful. And it turns out it's because they had gotten divorced. And guess who's the only person that Afro man brought is a witness testimony for him. That guy's ex wife. He's an elementary school teacher.

She comes out.

“She basically says like, yes, I believe in an artist right to in order to say,”

You know, like, that's what they do.

The Afro man's lawyer and an amazing exchange brought up.

He's like, sir, tail of a song that you might have played in class for your students or he's just like, Well, you know, I had a bunch of students play a certain song that was a, He's like, what's, you can say it once. You can say entitled the song. And she's like, songs called Wet Ask Pussy. Yeah, I heard them.

My students are to play and I told them shut it off, right? I told them you got shut that out. But, and he was like, were you offended by the contents of what ask pussy? And what they were saying about the female body. And she was like, no, that's an artist's artistic license to talk about the way they feel about things.

Yes. Like encapsulated the whole thing. And then they go to the cross examination. The first thing the guy says is like, hey, tell me. Like, this is happening to do with the divorce.

Where this must have a lot to do with the divorce. She was like, no, he's like, well, it's not like you had like a protective order against him or anything. She's like, yes, I did actually. So we're dinner revealed. She and then the fucking moron lawyer literally walks her into admitting without him knowing that she had already

put a protective order out on her ex-husband police officer because he was a fucking psychopath. Yes.

“That's why they got divorced and nothing to do with the fucking song.”

So ultimately has a biracial child. Yes. Yes. Which is the only person you can feel kind of bad for is this child. Yes.

That's the only person you can kind of feel bad for. But I will say it's not Afroman's responsibility to take care of this woman and to carry this child's well-being. Absolutely not. Police officers fucking job.

Oh, yeah. It's that stepfather's job. Do a good job and not have his bullshit come back on him to reflect her. I agree. And what I find interesting is that the judge was against Afroman.

He actually went out of his way to try to trash the teachers testimony by saying that she's done an expert witness. He was very openly against this whole thing. Like he went a long time talking to lecturing Afroman about how he can't show any form of emotion. Like bordering on inappropriate to a point where it's like he's just sitting there. And then but guess who saw through all of this?

The people. That's right. The fucking jury saw what the truth of the matter was. And they escaped dismissed the charges. Afroman does not have to pay them any money.

So this isn't really good example of how you take it to the state. But the thing is like Afroman is still out 20 grand. And think about if he was dude, he's out a hundred grand.

“How many of these got out all of the fucking lawyers?”

All of these out. How many people did these cops do this to that had no recourse. I didn't have Afroman's audience and shit. How many of these people? How many fucking, you know, in the middle of Ohio and everyone's broke?

No fucking terrorizing this goddamn Adam's county for a while. Well, if someone finally fucking held them accountable. I think it probably depends on your race, Eddie. And I also think it's interesting that it's maga on maga crime. Yes.

Right. This is what you're receiving here is this maga on maga activity. The police officers are all deeply embedd obviously with the administration. Of course they are. They are they loving it. Afroman's also fine with the administration.

And they're all cannibalizing each other because of racism. Yeah. Guys, your hate needs to be better directed. Listen, maga people. You can't inner fight each other.

Okay. I mean, please do.

That's their biggest strength is that never eat their own.

Yes, but now I think it's time for you. Yes. I mean, so shout out Afroman. We fucking love you, dude. Thank you so much for this thing.

You did really good. Yeah, this is exactly what bipartisanism is. This is what this story in particular. It's what we're fighting for. It's fucking.

I'm so proud of you. I'm glad you fucked that sheriff's wife. Nighty. You know. Okay, man.

Fucking dead. Ginger Lee. Ginger Lee. All right. Here we go.

There's another lever. Oh, this is also the Lebo M thing. It goes right into this. The guy who's like fucking trying to sue that comedian for saying that the lyrics were different. And the blind King songs circle of life.

He's trying to sue him for 27 million because it's something he said on Godfrey's podcast.

Good luck with this Afroman shit. These fucking defamation suits need to fucking end. It's a waste of everyone's goddamn time and money. People legitimately just need to loosen the living fuck up.

Yeah.

That was where we are currently at.

Okay. I'm not late. All right. So we have. We got a bunch more.

Um, we have. Let's do this. Switch it up real quick. Why I'm. Anti-air B&B.

Okay. Yes. Why I continue to be anti-air B&B. I, I don't mind Airbnb. I stay into sometimes. I got a couple of dates coming up.

But this is.

“Um, this is my one of the other example.”

Nicolette Kio. Uh, who seems to be a only fans model. Florida woman. 31 years old. He's been doing this for a long time.

He's been doing this for a long time. He's been doing this for a long time. He's been doing this for a long time. He's been doing this for a long time.

He's been doing this for a long time.