Side Stories: Fake Children

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Yeah. Is. Does anyone actually like the handlebar mustache? Okay. I'd like to put this right here to everyone.

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Let's start organized. Okay. Welcome to side stories. My name is Henry Brousky. I'm sitting here with the properly bearded.

Ed Larson. Hello. How are you? Also Rob. You don't have a handlebar mustache.

You have what I call a Western troop. That is a normal troop. My ancestors are supposed to go down. I believe this. Okay.

I'm sorry for everybody. I already know. My friend who runs the the red dot. Who is one of the cam who's one of the the most wonderful. The brilliant artists.

I have ever met truly incredible artists.

Her husband has a handlebar mustache. And I don't know what happened there because she's so incredible. Her husband's a wonderful man. I don't know why he chose the handlebar mustache. Because what we were saying right before we were recording is that the handlebar

mustache is an exact example of a thing of man chooses.

“Now, I think we need to before we even go further.”

There are two types of handlebar mustachees. Are there? There's the one that goes straight down like this. See, I don't know if he's that technically. I don't think it's a handlebar mustache.

It goes down. I know. That's also a handlebar mustache. But you are specifically talking about the frilly one, the dynamite, the tie, the girl to the rate, the the the rail road tracks.

If you have a handlebar mustache, I or I pretty much assume you are a non-union stunt rigor. If you have a handlebar mustache, I assume you are somebody that is running from allegations someplace else. And it's trying to hide, right?

Because what you have the straight up here, this is a good example. Fumant shoes. What I was thinking about. A fumant shoes, different. But a fumant shoes.

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Rob doesn't even have a fumant shoe. Because then go all the way down. I would do a fumant shoe. I've done it. But I'm saying this to the mum boys.

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“I see it in the four of them, these are those four people sitting together at a table.”

Jeffrey Epstein, Bill Clinton. Diana Ross, a Michael Jackson. I got to say Jeffrey Epstein created the silence because I feel like the three of them but I had a great time. Bill Clinton's a fun guy.

So was Diana Ross's kind of unbelievable. Are you sure? I loved that. I saw her live last year and I couldn't believe how good it actually was. Wow, that's great.

She's like four costume changes. She was unbelievable. I should get to know. They're no. See, this is the time when they block out the children's faces.

It's already been said that the children are dying in a roster's children. Yes. And so it's not even actual children. You know, so it's one of those types of situations.

Michael Jackson kept his activities inside of his own bedroom with the children

that he was teaching at a dance.

“And that's the difference here is that he was just peddling to himself.”

And that's the, you know, FC and they kept saying, Oh, he was just trafficking people to himself. He was not Michael Jackson was Michael Jackson. So one man shop needed wasn't trying to pass these kids around because you know why he could tell us. And you didn't want him to have him around.

He got so angry thinking about Lindsey Graham fucking one of his bullies. So he didn't want to paddle him out. So the reason this is back in the news is because Dan Reed, he's the guy who directed leaving neverland. Oh, yes.

Leo documentary. The one that they sad one. The sad one. The super sad one. The one that kind of featured like all of the exposés that the guys come out. Yeah, no one I felt bad for was finding Neverland.

I thought that movie was great. Now everyone just thinks that's that's that. You know what's funny though, but fighting Neverland's also about a child molester. Isn't it? I mean, no, it's about the guy who Peter Pan is using a child molester.

Well, then the guy who was one of those else, someone who lands the one that I believe. Good luck at all. Can you? I think same guy. I don't care.

I don't care about that fucking shit.

Here's the deal. So Dan Reed. People have been people who's so Dan Reed was like, hey, don't fucking talk like this. Michael Jackson is worse than Jeffrey Epstein.

That was his statement that he came out with. And so when he came out with that statement, some of Michael Jackson's fans, AI to photo of Dan Reed and Jeffrey Epstein together.

“Yeah, that's what you're never gonna say that you are.”

You are Epstein's friend. And then Dan Reed's like, no, that's not me. That's my face on Tom Jomsky's bot, which is the most hilarious body swap possible. And I could find out that I could be a direct body swap for

Numb Jomsky. I'm quitting the light. Just fucking. All right, yeah. Just disgusting.

What a horrific body. Also, yes, there was a, Lou Evan Davies was the woman that was the, the J.M. Barry, who was the author of Peter Pan. He got way too close with the boys that the Peter Pan stories

were based upon and he adopted Dan and lived with them. And they also very Michael Jackson. He, they kind of slept in the bedroom with him. And he did all the stuff. But he famously said he was a sexual and he couldn't do it.

And just like Michael Jackson said, and he just slept because he slept with the kids because he loved the comfort of children. So he, yeah. And then he wrote a story about going to an island,

filled with never changing boys.

And like God, no matter what you do to him. And the best part about him is that they keep getting older but they stay exactly the same. And that's what he loves.

“Now then, J.M. Barry wanted more than a thousand year old little boy”

that he could fucking suck and a little boy come right back at and do all sorts of fun things because he's actually a thousand years old. Yeah. Well, I love finding never land. Yeah, it's a good movie.

Oh, he had a handle phone. He had a Western style. He had a Western style mustache. Again, it's different before the whole thing changed. Culture changed and shifted.

So Michael Jackson didn't save the children. We don't know. We don't know for certain. But I'm going to say Michael Jackson was busy. I don't think he was like, he had enough kids.

But I think it still stands by him. Yeah. He didn't molest my colleague. Yeah. He did molest the most famous trial of all.

You're right. He also didn't molest the technically Corey Feldman. He didn't molest. Yes. But who else was molested by everybody else?

And then he also, It was crazy Corey Feldman's like everybody fucked me. But Michael Jackson, which is why he's going to get a new wing to try to sound like Michael Jackson. All right.

And then there was Elizabeth Taylor. Or watch your things. The only person who actually got molested by Michael Jackson as an adult. Yeah. Well, Diana Ross was Michael Jackson's buddy.

And Elizabeth Taylor, he was there for her wedding. All right. We'll see the fearless but Taylor's wife. Dude. He was the best man.

He was about this shit. He was her best man. Oh, was it? Yeah. Look up the picture of Elizabeth Taylor.

We might go Jackson. And Mary, he was the best man while she was married. And I believe it was David Gettie. The guy that was like he's famously gay. And he's just like he's this looking his face.

Because like he was like big old like this. Look at this. Look at the way he's looking at her. No, yeah, yeah. Because he gags as soon as they kiss.

Watch in the background. Yeah. He pretends to gag. He's very killed. He's very silly.

He framed in the shot. Because he's put himself in the plane. And then we're going to think to the better shot. You don't have to Jackson in a picture. It's all better a picture.

That's good directing by the wedding photographer. I will say though, he does go. Like I do find a ghost wouldn't go right for the tongue in the wedding kiss. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Well, you know, he's trying to prove it. Oh, this lies him and Ellie by the way. God damn it. It's lies him and Ellie. That makes a lot more sense.

Yeah. Yeah. But he's friends. He was friends with Elizabeth Taylor.

Everybody was friends with Elizabeth Taylor.

Everybody.

Well, everyone in Hollywood.

Well, Ellie, what do you get closer? Yeah.

“Man, I could plan about this on the show before when she shut down Disney when I was there.”

I could go. I know. I know. I know. Fuck that bitch.

All right. Here we go. Dead ass bitch. You know what? Eddie?

I'm with you. Fucker. Absolutely. [LAUGHTER] I'm not late.

Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. It's a close-out the Epstein update. Trump fuck kids.

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He would still ever get it out to put that in there.

Yeah, I do remember that. He would still be doing it if he could perform sexually. Yeah. Now he's the one in diapers. Yeah, it's kind of fun to that way.

“And so he's getting shit put up his ass.”

And one day he will fucking die. Very, very soon. All right. We have normal updates. Yes, we do.

But the missing scientists, the old NASA, like missing sites, all these things attached to the UAP phenomena, is kind of like, it's still there. Yeah. And it's not getting any clearer.

Especially with this new news. So we know that Casper Tal came out and said straight up, there is no conspiracy around all of these missing scientists. And I actually can't help but sort of agree. Really?

Only just because of you. That's all so fishy. Yes. It's wildly fishy. That's the problem.

That it's only fishy without any real connective tissue yet. Because the things that are starting to come out, like we now know that the McCaslin, that general, he's still missing. Yeah.

Oh, these other, one of the scientists still missing. Oh, the other one said died in these like various, very unusual ways. But the one that is now we have a new update. We have an update on one of the missing scientists.

Who's 54 years old, who worked at Los Alamos. Her remains have just been found. Which was they found the car and they found her abandoned right out in middle of the lake. Found her out there and middle of the desert. They found a handgun.

And so now they're trying to decide whether or not they, they're gun belong to her because there was no indication that she had had a gun before. Yeah. And now we're looking at trying to see what there's no indication that she even left her car. Well, her car was left behind with these laptops in it.

And all of her personal information keys in the ignition. Someone smashed a boulder through the back window. Yes. And the last room like she had a burner phone that was unopened. She was apparently going to do this local mountain climbing trip.

They was trying to hit this one specific alone alone, which is weird. And her family already said that she was suffering from extreme stress. Right before all of this went down. So she was suffering from extreme job stress, personal stress. So I'm not saying.

It's definite, but she dropped off everybody. Like she did like the, her, her last days were really interesting because she dropped out for kids. And then she was going to go to work. She dropped out for husband at work. And then she just said, I'm actually, I left my idea at home.

I'm going to go home and get my ID. She drives home. She tells her daughter I'm actually going to work from home. And then the next video stopped, she stopped at her daughter's school in the way home. Yes.

And brother like a sandwich or some shit. Yes.

And then she came home and then she basically packed up her stuff into the car, drove away.

And then the last person saw her was somebody helping her on the side of the road when her car broke down. So they were helping over the car. This is before the rock was smashing it. But according to the, the people that stopped there, they were like, well, we didn't quite see. We don't know whether or not the boulder already smashing her window at that point or why.

But she was saying to them, like, get it all wrapped up. Let's go. I want to get going. And they're like, you know, it's almost night time.

“You should probably find a place to stop.”

And she's like, I'm going to get to the top of that mountain no matter what. And she said, like, she was obsessed with getting something mountain. The top of this local mountain. And so I actually think it's quite. It makes a lot of sense if she committed suicide.

But it's also why. Why are all of these high pressure scientists doing that then? Why are they all going on? No each other. Well, they are like one degree of separation from each other and some of them know each other.

Like it's just a small world. It's like if you're in the, the physics world in the mechanics, we're, especially this type of like top secret shit. It's a small world. Yeah.

So they all kind of are tangentially connected. There's the other story of this woman. Ingrid Colin Lane. Yes, Colleen Lane. This is another one that was.

By the way, if you name your daughter, Ingrid, she's going to be a scientist. It just has to be like, Harry, it happened. They're going to become one. This was a lady. I went on a silent retreat.

A meditation retreat. Yeah. But she said it was for silence. That's how I looked up. So she was silent.

And she left the retreat early. Mm-hm. She was a scientist. Um, another person that, that laptop's all in the, in the car and all this kind of shit.

She went to her car and found a landing.

Yep.

So it's the same type of story.

But why are they doing it? Why are they trying to get like what exactly is the point? A lot of them did they all work at Los Alamos? Yes, and some of them did like this. They worked with you.

They also worked with us. And they also worked with us. We don't know if they, what they did. A lot of them work with us. They did work in aerospace industry.

Missile industry. Uh, that the anti-gravity industry. Like this idea of creating new fuel types. Yeah.

“That's what main one of the things that they're working on is that is like legitimately”

Alt flight fuels. Yeah. Which is literally. It's also one of those things. And we were going to take something from a UAP.

That would be very cool. But if you believe the lore, like if you believe, Believe, believe the bubbles are of it all. And then we've been working on this for a long time. Then it, why would it come to a head now?

You know what I mean? Like we've been working on this since 1947. Yeah. Like why is it all coming to a head now? What is, uh, like we already said, Bob Lazar was saying that even the while they were trying to retroactively work on the UFOs.

If you do believe that is real, that it might have killed several engineers. Yeah. Just working on it. So it also would make sense to me if the whole thing's dangerous. Like if the whole thing's dangerous and all processes dangerous,

it might actually. Talk about the like let's say it's all real. Like let's say there's one side of this and it's all real. And there is an actual black program that we have been working on.

Doing this shit with UFOs for a long time that we've never fully cracked it.

Like let's say we never and now we're kind of sorting. We're starting to finally get over the lip of making things that look like the thing.

“I think that it's very it's even easier and simpler than that that they might have cracked an alternate.”

Energy resource that wouldn't that would kill the oil industry. But this is also one of those things. I've never understood of like then why doesn't the oil industry just get in on it and be the. Make that the new oil industry. I've never understood that.

They're into deep with the other shit just fucking. Why don't the tobacco companies grow weed? I don't fucking know. Let's not start that. You know what?

It's going to be bad. It's not going to be bad. The infrastructure to be supported by. Oil and by these things. And if you're going to try to change the whole game.

They have to change their whole infrastructure. But this is but if it's literally in technology, wouldn't we change it for that. Versus just stuff that we're making in a lab. So they're saying if it's also NASA scientist. Monica.

Uh, Jacinto Reza. She went missing while hiking last year. California. Our scientists are bad at hiking. Also, I think we should get together and like buy all these.

Science is treadmill. We obviously. We believe it. Someone's got to get, we bring them inside. But no, I.

Do you want to shot in the wrong home? There's scientists where they can shot in the wrong home. Here's my original kind of patches. If you're already working on highly theoretical. Potentially dangerous technology.

It might take a type of person. It might take much like how this CIA, which I do believe. And I hate when people kind of shoot me on this because I fucking have had the CIA guys tell me this is fucking real. That they bring in unreliable people on purpose.

That's the point. That's popular. Yes, you're bringing in an unreliable person on purpose. So that no one will believe a per thing that they say. That is the point of it.

So I think that if you're having this type of technology. It makes sense. You'd bring up a little the crazy guys in instead of having it.

“Just be all the boilerplate scientists with shit that you have to go.”

Put them in front of a border directors and have them do all the shit. And like, you know, if you're making space shuttles. You have to like talk to the thing you can't just have Edward Nigma for Batman forever. Working on that shit. Right.

That guy's got to be behind a bunch of paywalls behind a bunch of places you can't get to. And that guy might ever once while flip out and fucking pull his brains out. I don't know. That could also very well be it. But the, the missing and dead scientist numbers up to 12.

Yeah, the or it depends on you see it's a good accordions in and out. Because it depends on which when do you want to decide it begins and doesn't. Because there's some less 20 23. That's where there are some of those take it all the way back to 22. Yeah.

For me, I'm looking at the ones in the last two years. But if I'm looking if there's a, if we're saying that there's a rash of missing scientists. It would be the one that has clipped up right now. How come no scientists that knew these people are coming out and saying anything? They are.

They are just not really. If you look at it, there's many of the family scientists are actually saying they're extremely upset that their families have been dragged into a conspiracy theory.

They're really most of them have basically just said.

The large part that there are simple explanations for most of these and largely it seems to be suicide and accident. So right now, it's like, so the families are devastated.

Yeah.

They don't do about it. The public's confused. We have the worst people in the world in charge of this disseminating information, which is making it even worse.

If you look at aliens.gov, they decided to put out a thing where they just, which is what I said, which is what I fucking said. You did say about the UAP footage, which was a thing to flip to ice and the idea of getting rid of people getting rid of humans. Right. So that's exactly what they used it for.

“So that's why it's that's why it sucked. That's why the file dropped sucks guys.”

It sucked because it was just a way for them to pitch ice. Yeah. Again. So we're looking at is that it's extremely confusing. And then one of the worst parts about it right now is the fact that every outlet I read puts it at a different parameter, like puts it at a different start point. So, you know, the FBI, if they are indeed working for some hidden group within the government is doing the great job.

Yeah. The FBI, you know, they're suspect right now. Oh, they are literally, I would consider them a foreign body inside of the United States of America. At this point. Like literally, we consider them not an actual agency inside of America. There's something else. Yeah. And they're doing whatever they want.

So good luck. What do you think about this Brazil UFO?

This is fascinating. So take a look at this footage and we'll pull this up.

This is, this is truly one of the best. I don't care. So I am talking about a video that makes me filled with wonder and delight again. Now this came out of the mountains of southern Brasil. The witness might glad you. All right. Now he was doing, he was like film and suffer on his property as you're going to imagine, right? He, uh, he said all of a sudden he was an influencer. He's an influencer. He's an influencer.

He's an influencer. He's hot. He's hot. He's hot. Right? Good mustache.

“So he, he's a rancher and out of nowhere while he was filming his lands.”

He said, you notice his animals getting super, like, like, restless, very alert. A lot of barks and yaps. I don't know. And all of a sudden, might you? I know. No. God, Henry, are you auditioning? Great now. Is this like, that is unbelievable?

I often been going into groups of animals. I thought, I thought of someone open the door and a bunch of goats got in here.

I'm a regular. I'm so impressed.

I'm a regular loser. The guy from the fucking fat guy said does the beat. Oh, my God. The fat boy's the guy who does the beat. The human people. I'm him. Yeah. I'm him. By the way, this guy is very hot.

Oh, he's very attractive. Yeah. What do you mean about his mustache? Is it down to low? No. His mustache is perfect. Yeah. Has it masculine?

It is full mustache. Yeah.

“It is a good mustache. It's a nice mustache.”

It's a tum-cellic mustache. It's such a nice mustache. She doesn't need a shirt. He doesn't need a shirt. He covers, it covers the shirt. He's a million. So he said that once he had seen this, he said,

and then he heard like a throbbing, mechanical rhythmic like noise throughout the valley. Kind of kind of like, wow, wow, wow. Yeah. He didn't begin to film this object. Now, if you look at it,

it's fucking thick. It is a desk. It is blurrious all-fuck, but it looks good. It is solid as all-fuck. It is big. Very large.

Yeah. And it has lights running all the way around. Now, those lights are really, now, the thing that makes this video, particularly fucking good, is that you will watch it move.

So you're sitting in your watching it hover. It's hovering. It is what it is extremely disturbing. And it is there all day. Yes. And they said eventually,

he watched it land. See, it moved. See how it moved up the mountain range. And it's just sitting there. That is truly haunting.

That is, and Brazil, like as we know, might be the UFO hotspot of the world. Yeah, because they are the ones who claim they got like a war with aliens. Many of them.

Virginia, Virginia. And they are truly, it is like an epicenter of UFO activity. It's been that way for a very long time. And maybe it's just because it's the ass.

It's the ass. I was going to say that, Eddie. You got ahead of me, but you knew exactly what I was going through. It's all that luscious,

and credible Brazilian carnival ass. And those aliens know what's up. And I get it, because they don't have asses where they're at. Think about that.

Do you live a world with no-- No tits, no butts, no penis, nothing. No-- It's a Browsky Trong.

You know?

Think about how sad is that. No fucking moustaches. They don't have moustaches. Grays don't get to have them. No, not at all.

“So they go to Brazil and they get to see some moustaches”

and collect them. So we're still here, aren't we, folks? All right, here. Smack dab between one of the most corrupt organizations. We've ever witnessed as a human population here.

And the ever mysterious phenomena. That doesn't care what we do. It doesn't.

Now, but here's the thing, though.

If it landed in the middle of the woods, it doesn't make sense to me because it's such a big ship. Like, it wouldn't have been able to land with that, without destroying a bunch of trees. It's very possible.

But yeah, or it's an entirely material at all. Yeah. Does it disappear? Does it get kind of wiggly wiggly? Wiggly wiggly?

Yeah, you're going to explain it? Yep. It's a UFO, bro. What am I supposed to say? It doesn't fly away either.

No, it doesn't. No. It does feel like you could see a spot. You should go look for it. Yeah.

It sounds like it's out in the middle of a fucking no work. That's the reason why I didn't go out there. But, you know, you know why they go? If you believe how many times we've seen these UFO stories where they send like guys down to kind of hunt for things on the ground,

like when they did the alien robot story, or they, like within some times, they'll like drop a line into a lake or something and suck up water. That's the thing that they do. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Maybe they run on water. Maybe. Maybe we'll just float in our data centers. Yeah.

I mean, hopefully. Our data centers. Oh, I wish. So the LPN data center will be opening up very soon. I just want to say thank you to everybody.

It's really big for us. Really big. I mean, physically big. The Kickstarter went great. And we've been so excited about the response.

And we got that we decided to open up a second data center. It's going to be in Oahu. Yeah. Um, we, that is when I'm really excited for, we're, we're, we've built up a whole bunch of infrastructure around Oahu.

Yeah. And the Galapagos.

“Uh, and I'm really happy with our, I think our data center at the Galapagos is great”

because we painted a turtle on it. Yeah. Well, what's good about that one is it's, we're creating something called spray eye where we're just neutering all the animals in the Galapagos. And the best product.

The water all takes a whole night. Yeah. Yeah. It just looked night fighting. He had another update.

Nick Rhiner wants his $1.5 million trust fund.

Good luck. Yeah. I know he wants his $1.5 million trust fund. So he can buy his defense attorneys. Um, and here's the deal.

I hate him. He definitely did it. But he's not convicted yet. That is the problem. Is that he's not a weird little loophole?

It is. He's not guilty yet. He's technically his innocent until proven guilty. Yeah. And that is the only argument he has is like,

How would you know if I killed him until I'm prove fucking guilty, even though you're the only one. That everybody. Everybody knows he did it. How do you fucking best do it?

I did it. And now you're just being a fucking asshole because you're a fucking asshole. Yeah. You're you're fucking crazy. Ask brother.

He's been a problem. Your whole life kills your parents. You're very famous coming pair of beautiful famously kind, famously incredible. They take in fucking people who they don't even know and like catch their lives.

Change your fucking life, Nick Reiner. Yeah. Try to give you a fucking movie to direct. Try to do lots of stuff for your untalented fucking ass. I'm sorry.

I didn't take that movie was bad. You suck Nick. You fucking suck. You suck. You suck as a convicted murderer.

You're not a good director. You're not a good actor. You got nothing, bro. You're the fucking least talented human being in the whole Reiner family.

You suck dude. You killed the only people they're going to give you a shot. And guess what? Now you're going to fucking get murdered in jail. Because everybody loves princess pride.

Even rapists. Even rapists and murderers love princess pride. And you killed the guy that did it. And they're going to come for you. You fucking idiot.

My name's Nick Reiner. I killed my own father prepared to death. New war. That's why they're mad at you, buddy. He's not going to happen.

After all of this, he's stealing $1.5 million from his brother and sister. I doubt it's going to happen. I doubt I think that ends. They are going to figure out a way to like. You can push it long enough to the trial.

That's kind of. I think that's partially that. I think that they.

“I believe how it works, too, is that there's a certain amount of time.”

Please, sites are as LPOTL, a GMO.com. I just start conjecturing on law stuff and then people like. What the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, I do think that. Let me ask.

Can he do that? Can he push all the way through this process? Or is it some point as a judge going to be like. I don't care what they decide. We're doing this trial now.

I do believe sometimes it's like that.

But I will ask the audience because they're always ready.

Yes. They usually--

Except when they're wrong.

Oh, well, you know.

“And then I fucking tear you new one, don't I?”

Well, a lot of times when the people write in, we have to take it all with a grain of salt.

Because it's like, I'm a lawyer and I just have to believe it. Honestly, when I do, yeah. Because I don't have to fucking-- that's it. That's me. I'm Joe Rogan.

There you go. Yeah. Episodes. Let's hear the next story. The only reason why I'm covering this is because it's a funny title.

And I just think it's funny to go up this far to change your name. But don't change your look. So this happened in Portland. Makes a lot of sense. Yeah.

Man by the name of Loney Tune. He's arrested after a-- I mean, Joe Rogan. So he legally changed his name to Loney John Franklin Colb Tune. Right?

So he is legally Loney Tune. Yeah. And so he had already had-- I guess he had already had a bunch of warrants out for his arrest. And he was pulled over for a traffic stop.

He had a female passenger in the video.

He tried to stop him by putting spike strips in the back of the car.

He said, "Fuck it. He fucking drove through the spike strips. Nearly hit a bunch of police. Drove off. Fire.

He's gone at the police. Bob, blah, blah, blah. Obviously probably had drugs in there and we'll find out. But he did say I'm sorry. He has 16 former felonies.

He does. He does. And he is-- That's a lot. He's in jail.

So I like to stick up for everybody. That's a lot. It's not a family. It's not a family. I was just--

The one thing about him too is I would say--

“I think it's funny because you look at his--”

His munch-shot. Nothing loony about him. Why would you change your name to loony tune? And not do a fun-like face tattoo or do like a fun-like-- Kind of--

Like a fem or something. Like, that's the only reason why I'm like upset.

Because like, I first was like, "Oh man, loony tune's going to look funny.

His hell." Yeah. And then I looked up his munch-shot. This is a waste. Why would you go through all this?

Because that's the hardest part. He's going through the courts to change your name. He's got the white glasses. Yeah. But that doesn't-- that doesn't make you loony.

It looks like the kid boss. A lot of people get white glasses instead of a personality. Well, that's the thing. It's like a handlebar mustache. Oh.

Funny glasses. It's just a-- It's like a funny thing. You wear funny glasses. And then all of a sudden, you're like, "Oh, I'm crazy."

It's like, "Well, it's a--" It's a professional chef thing. I like crazy sunglasses. I'm crazy sunglasses are great. Always.

Yeah. And I don't even fucking come down. And it's just more just understand that like a pair of glasses doesn't just make it loony. You know how he'd be loony?

It's if he was in that jail cell. And he had groucher glasses on. Then he'd be loony. Then I'd be like, "That's a loony funnick guy." Oh, look at him.

He brought his own funny little props into jail. He put groucher glasses up his ass. You wanted him to bring himself with that ass. That is what I want big white gloves. Yeah.

You get packages from ACME. Yeah. Your name's Loony. Loony, too. I want you to have a roll out fake like--

What's going on? I think it's like a cake-ships like a saw. Oh, yeah. They're like, "God damn it, Loony. You know, like pulling all the fucking files out.

Pulling the giant ticking bomb out of it. I have a fucking cake." Yeah, buddy.

“But that's like, "That's why I'm just being like,”

"You don't look, he let us down." Oh, man. So I kind of a story. I'd rarely enjoy stories sent to me from people. Sure.

And this one--I don't--this flew under our radar. I hadn't heard about this at all. To me, this should be from page on every newspaper. The story is from May 20th. So it is a slight--it's a couple weeks old.

Yeah. But once I heard about it, I was like, "What the fuck?" So this guy, all right. Lucas Jones. He's a young man.

He's a young man. He's 19 years old. He's accused of dumping suitcases with human remains. And Palm Bay's compound area. And he has now been indicted for murder.

All right. Normal story. Guy kills somebody. Yeah. Put some of his suitcases.

You know, it's Palm Bay. I lived in Palm Bay. Go ahead, period. It's very fort. It's a bad place.

I did not enjoy it. You know, I was a child. But you know, what are you going to do? So the reason this is interesting. Because Lucas Jones killed Coli Lidano, who's Coli Lidano, seems like just a normal guy.

He was a registered sex offender. Does that mean he should be murdered? No. But he was. And he found him.

And then what happened is Lucas started courting him on a dating app. And he started--and he like, he like found out who this guy was. And he started courting him. And then he knew he was a sex offender. And then they went and met up.

And then he beat in the death of the baseball pass. See, this guy is doing the, like, it's hard to do. You know, like, we got it, like, just straight up. Even the last week's story. We talked about bricks and minifigs, right?

Yeah, to stop showing it.

You can't harass the places because bricks of minifigs got nothing to do with it.

Same thing with this where we're like, I can't tell you to go kill pedophiles. Okay. I can't recommend that you go and groom pedophiles and then invite him out to, like, areas and beat him and death.

Okay. I can't. But I will say if we're going to do it to one person, that's fine.

“I think it's okay to do it once or twice.”

So-- He's going to jail as he should. So Jones, he dismembered the body using a cleaver, a knife, and then he helped, and he forced his girlfriend to help him transport the remains.

Yep. And he destroyed in the, like, kind of link in the swamps of Pompeii, which is next to Melburn, is a lie. It's just a lot of fucking marshland around there. And the cops found a bunch of vultures circling

and they found the body. This is what else, like, recommend to. No murder or pedophile. Psychologically torture or pedophile. Like, I don't know.

So this is my other, my other big tip here. It's like, don't murder them. Do stuff like, take a caulk on, fill-- You know, black is mailbox. Yeah.

Um, slash his tires.

Uh, you know, like, do stuff like that.

Like, put the, uh, lots of, like, dog shit filled bags on fire on his front stoop. Yeah. That's, like, totally on the back. On the fucking table.

Yeah. You can do all of that. It's all stuff you could do. You could steal his license plates. You could break his windows and stuff like that.

That's, again, that's fine. Yeah. It's not murder. See, this guy Lucas Jones, he is seems, it seems like he is crazy. Um, he got in trouble for almost killing some friends

for driving recklessly recently. And he's, they said he should have been put in jail for that. But he doesn't. Um, but here's the deal. The reason they're calling him like, "dexter"

is because he kept a slide of the guy's DNA. Yeah. He's just-- Yeah. He can't play a micro-skeye.

He's just a slide of the guy's DNA. It's not good, man. And so he was obviously influenced by dexter. Oh, yes. Very much.

And he had plans to do more. Yes. And he had a list of other pedophiles that he was going to kill. You know, he--

He's caught off to the first one.

He's just not-- he's super not good at it. He's super not good at it.

“And that's why you got to put more time and thought.”

And I'd say you'd got to-- Yeah. I've got to read some books. I've got to read some books. I've got to read some books.