Side Stories: Funk Files w/ George Clinton & Danny Bedrosian

Let's run the cannon for some started. Side stories. Yes. Hey man, before we get started, you have something you wanted to say. Well, just because I'm so moved by what we're experiencing right now.

Oh, the moon? The moon? Yeah, the moon. The moon. I'm so moved.

We're looked at its ass. Yeah, dude. I was looking at the footage from Artemis 2 and it's so beautiful.

It's so amazing to see humans farther than any humans have ever gone.

They got great shots of the earth. And everyone likes looking at the deserts that no one lives in. And, you know, it's blurry somehow.

“I'm honestly, I'm not, I'm not trying to shit talk.”

The Artemis 2x edition. I think it's extremely wonderful. I didn't have any. We were doing anything. Sure, whatever.

I know they're happy to be not here. So they're floating around the moon. And I, you know, the first thing when I love it's like, you know, but I think it's wonderful. Again, I'm, I'm trying to say positive. Yesterday, we're on the big, like, LPN call.

All the, the crew is so, like, excitedly watching it live. You know, we're all watching it go around the moon. And then they're like, look at these breathtaking shots of the moon. And it's pitch black. Yeah, and you're like, yeah, it's a dark side of the moon, which is good.

Good. I guess, good, we're looking at it. Yeah.

But then they're like, oh, I've never seen it before.

Can you see it now? And so we keep going around. Right. I've never seen all of the desert either. And then, you know, and then the guy named the, the crater after his dead wife that's nice.

Right. Didn't do it. The, the other people did it. Oh, he didn't even think of it.

“I'm, from what I understand the other astronauts, like,”

renaming that crater after your dead wife. Oh, it's because she exploded in her backyard. Yeah. Don't even get away from the propane. I don't earn.

I can't believe my wife is turned into a piece of the moon. Yeah. Some people named their, you know, stars. You know, after like, so I'm a hole. Something right here.

I didn't even have it.

And I can hear me like, oh, so I'm a fucking hole.

A hole that no one sees. Oh, good. Oh, so I'm just a dark hole. And a place that no one will ever see again. Of course, because it's where I am right now.

Mr. astronaut man. Oh, Mr. astronaut man. Getting to do it every once again. I'm trying to be hopeful. You know, she's like, with the band you're in.

So it's playing different truths. Oh, I know what's going on here. Oh, how's Miss Sheila that you're traveling around the moon with. How she doing in her pissed-filled suit, which is, So a really good, like a PPE poop was on a really good friend of mine from hungry ghost press.

Go check them out. Great blankets, t-shirts, you know, like known for a long time. They're over in Providence or Rhode Island. And they, he, I'm still in your story. He sent me this really funny story about him and his wife.

We're all in a vacation. And they happened to talk to like, well, we just did. We just like sat next to a married couple. They just started kind of talking at a late night hotel bar. Having a night and after drink, and they happened to sit next to this scientist that worked

on all of the spacesuits. And they did the funny thing. Yeah, I would say it. Yeah, I would say it. Let's just say, I'm out right now.

You know, but they, they were explaining, you know, they, I'm the funny thing of like, so poop, poop, poop. Ash knots, oath of the thing. Yeah, that could be as an astronaut. You know, that kind of stuff.

And she's like, no, it's a serious problem. Do the physical nature of traveling to space. These guys are shit in our pants all the time. They're pissing and shitting and vomiting because of the pissing the shit all the time. It's a huge problem.

And we have to make all these suits. Like, you know, like, we know this. But we know that the Artemis, too, specifically the bathrooms went down. So they have to go into the-- Maybe they shouldn't have named it, too.

Uh-huh. I don't know. All of your business. But they, um, they're all having to sit in their astronaut like the alt suits. So they're all seeing the most beautiful sight that anybody is ever seen.

I'm not-- no human will ever seen. And they're doing it. Sitting and diapers filled with poop and pee pee. They're going to get rashes. It is the most symbolic moment about human kind that I can possibly think of.

It's just sitting in your poop and your pee. It's an absolute-- It's an absolute-- I don't know, but just-- you know, I'd be fine with smelling my own poop poop pee pee. I can handle that for like, I'd say a couple hours at least.

Have you been around piles of your stuff? Yeah, it's awful. But it's mine. And, you know, like, when? What do you mean when?

“When have you just been around feted to growing piles of your own ways?”

I guess not growing. You know, but I have shit outside and been around it.

My name is Henry Suprowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson.

“I know to begin the show when we finally gotten to our poop who habits.”

Yeah, see, I know. I had a great time watching the-- the NASA launch on Netflix. You know, it was ten hours long. Good get for Netflix. Oh, yeah, great get for Netflix.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, that's huge. Because you can't have it over on CBS because they're going to cancel it and replace it with Byron Allen. Yeah.

No one's talking about how Byron Allen is making moves here. Like, Byron Allen beat everybody. Yeah. He's a billionaire. Yeah.

Did you know that? Yeah, no, he owns the web of channel. Got you. He owns the web. Anybody who's ever seen Byron Allen comics unleashed.

Right, it's not-- it's not authally.

Right, it's comics unleashed.

And they-- for anybody who's ever seen this, anybody that has ever done a lot of drugs or has been a lot of time watching local television late late at night, super, super drunk. You know, Byron Allen has comics on for his comics unleashed show. At four o'clock in the morning, next to the informersials, where they have,

he very clumsily tees up comics to do their well-worn road bits on the show. As in the guise of this is us having a conversation. One of the single worst shows to ever exist around the art of comedy. I like to do it. Please book us.

Please. But he's like Byron Allen does this thing where he like he'll go like, "So tell me, uh, so tell me, uh, Shawna. Or do you have a little bit of difficulty going camping with your grandmother?" Like, and I don't know where.

You know, and then they have to launch into their bed. But he has taken over Barry Weiss, the evil woman that is control CBS, as given him the cold bear time slot, which is-- They're purposefully destroying the channel. It's a show that I want to say, "How long's it been on the air?

I'm going to guess 20 years." Comics unleashed is a show that it's supposed to play in the background while you wait for your grandmother to die in the hospital. It's like-- What?

I guess they're right all the way. So it's been on the air for 20 years. No one knows it exists. And now they're giving it one of the most coveted time slots. And all of quote-and-quote network television,

which shows that it doesn't exist in the-- This show used to be on after the show after the lecture. Dude, after they replayed--

“You remember that Carson Daily had that other horrific late late night show”

that was after the late night show. So it was like-- You had the tonight show. You had the second slot then you had the Carson Daily show. Last call.

Last call. That's called Carson Daily, which was just like-- I don't even-- 17 years that show ran. Oh my god.

Fucking shit. Jesus, that's how dead this slot-- Yes. And he was famous. He people knew who Carson Daily was.

Well, because of him to be. Yes. But also, maybe people know Byron Allen. They do. I mean, he's obviously very popular.

I guess so.

I've never seen him on the road.

No, because why would he? He's a billionaire. He doesn't have to come up with a thing ever again. I don't think he ever has. But I do.

It's weird that I still like him somehow. I just feel like-- I just feel like-- What it is, it shows-- I don't know what he is.

I don't know what he is. I don't know what he's like at the first night. No idea about his comedic abilities. But I do know that Byron Allen, that's one. Yeah.

And objectively, here's something nice about Byron Allen. He's given a lot of opportunity to a lot of comedians that would have never gotten TV time. Truly. Absolutely. It just happened to be at three o'clock in the morning.

Yeah. Where it was like-- it was-- It was to keep the television on. It was like television that was supposed to play on a television built into the side of a commercial space where you're waiting for a black card to pick you up at two o'clock in the morning.

OK.

“Would you rather watch comics on least, or Netflix's 10 hours dark time?”

I really like it. The thing is, is that-- Again, we were so compelled to watch the footage of this-- And truly moved, moved about it. We're not--

We're not trying to-- No, well, they were. They had to be. We were being-- Again, I'm trying to be appropriately

wonder-filled. It's just a little difficult, but I will-- But yes, it could only just because it's all just dark. It's one of those things, right? I can't believe we're going back to the moon. I can't believe we're going back to the moon in the middle of it happening.

I was like, "Maf." Yeah, yeah, it's really sad. [LAUGHTER] You're the fucking sad. I'm such a prick.

You know, also-- I know. Like, as a comedian, I also know. Because the way I feel is that I know that we're not that too dissimilar from other areas. And you know, there's somewhere in Ashland,

who didn't make the cut for this. Sitting at a bar. Just-- Hey! On these motherfuckers, just be like--

Look at them sitting in the room, shit. Yeah, you think it's-- I go farther, I'm going to went farther.

Yeah, you don't think I can shit in my shit.

You don't think I can't shit in my fucking shit. And look at the moon. I feel like now, whenever I learn a fact about space travel, I'm just disappointed. Well, this is the furthest they've ever gone.

And I'm like, really? [LAUGHTER] You haven't got furmed in the fucking moon? We're going to get so weird. Yeah, yeah, we're going to get so weird.

It's so weird. It's so weird. It's so weird. It's so weird. It's so weird.

It's just this idea of-- We were so weird. I mean, I'm like, oh, I see, 2001. They went through a fucking hole. That's literally--

[LAUGHTER] We went back in time. That's the innovation.

“I'll say, I think, truly, our expectations”

were destroyed over the years. I think that's why we're like this. I think it's because we were fed a line. John Foster found her dead father. I remember.

He's out of that moon. He's out of the moon. But no, any night came of age. We have to remember this. And I imagine a lot of our audiences also

kind of came of age during a time period when we were sold the bill of goods that we were going to have fly in cars. Yeah. And we were going to be sleeping on the--

with sleeping and vacationing on the moon. And now it's just like we're making this like big fanfare again and the year of our Lord, 2026, which is like an old future year of all these astronauts being like, we're going to look at it again.

And it's a little like, good. It's like, how are you making such a big deal if you're not even landed? [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER]

We're going to get letters. But we're filled with wonder about it. And I want NASA, even though they're a bunch of lives. Yeah.

[LAUGHTER] I want those flyers that continue to go to the moon. And I think in a really good-- this is a good way to do this in spirit.

“Is that one person who now maybe gets to go visit the moon?”

Oh, man. It's our friend, friend of the show. Nick Pope. He would have loved this. He'd be like, one day too late.

He couldn't go look at the other side of the moon. We met him several times. We interviewed him for contacted the desert.

Is my-- Nick Pope is my first interview

that has passed away. Really glad. I'm glad that that's true, Eddie. You're glad that he's the first? No, I'm just saying I'm glad that it's only one.

Yes. And not everyone that you've ever met. Because that means your surgery. I like Nick Pope. You know, I thought he was interesting.

He was an interesting guy. He had great first interview for me to be honest with you. And he obviously had some-- he was conservative. And I think that this is the one places that we can we've talked about this before, where under the tent of

you follow G, there's many different people. And there's many different walks of life. And a lot of them are different shades of white. But his was specifically white. And he was a good guy to have a couple of pint swith.

We joked around with him quite a bit. He was deeply entrenched. He was telling you if you could see Nick Pope later at the bar contact him with those.

“It was honestly, he was kind of a delight.”

Yes. In that way, I liked him not to be anything. The fact that I got to have beers with him. And even though we had serious conversations about UFOs, I found that when I saw the real him sucking back a couple,

I kind of saw-- I was just like, I like that guy. Yeah, yeah, no.

You know, he was always had a quirky little smile on his face.

Little mischievous little fingers, little kisses everywhere. And I just got to say, Nick, good on you. And now you get to go out into the grand mystery beyond and see all the truth for the very first time. Yeah.

I wonder what they're going to do with his remains. I want some. I want some. Bring it to here. Yeah.

I want some of his fucking remains. I'll take a bone. Honestly, if you do, if I would I know about him as to be correct, those should be put in a pint against him. And give him his wife.

Giving to his glorious wife. They belong in a museum. Well, that's both given to all. We don't need to get into his wife. I don't know what.

I'm going to need to talk about the controversial nature of his wife's wife's. We'll miss you. Well, miss you, buddy. Yeah. And I'll see you when I fucking see you on the dark side of the moon.

Where we will see nothing. Yeah. Because it is indeed. Yeah. These NASA astronauts are like, this is a fine gig in this guy.

[LAUGHTER] How are you? How are you? Glad I'm not late. Um, so we have a bit of an update.

Oh, tiny update. Tiny updates. An island adventure. Heck yeah. It's Jeffrey time.

Y'all. We're back in with an update. And my God is it. It's a nothing burger, but it is still something to think about. Just like Maxwell, um, has decided that she's going to spill some names and some dirty

She's in some dirty secrets.

Some dirty secrets, some big wigs, some dirty dirty secrets. She said that she's going to tell people she's singing like a little rapist bird because she wants to get out of jail. Yeah. She's claiming that she has 25 untouchable men.

Names made secret settlements with the victims. This will find out again. It's just lame Maxwell. She's filled with absolute shit. She's trying to get out of jail.

Even she's telling the truth they're not going to believe her. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Well, no, who knows?

“So no, because right now we have no, there's no daddy, right?”

There's nobody in charge or literally just a pedophiles completely running everything. So it doesn't matter. So with just lame, just lame's trying to work her way out of jail still. So she will name every other person that's not Donald Trump on the Epstein list, just to say names.

Like she's just going to say names.

Like we have the evidence. We don't need her evidence. We actually have the evidence. It has been a shit fucked up today. Zero.

But we have the evidence. We don't need any more evidence. Like she's just going to come out and say a bunch of names and try to get out of jail. President Trump might actually get like release her. Only reason why he might not only is because she's a woman and he hates women.

But I also wonder if he do it just to make people angry as well. Because once the Iran war, like right now we're going to see tonight. We're going to find out whether or not we're going to nuclear blast Iran. I imagine we're going to do a groups and the ground invasion of Iran, right? They're doing all of this again.

This is all about Episode 2, anything. Who knows. I think I'm a bunch, but we've been doing that anyway. Well, we'll find out. We're going to find out in a couple hours.

We certainly know it's not to save the citizens of Iran. But we were first told. I mean, there is no purpose to the war. The only purpose of the wars for him to do something in order. We already said it.

Again, we never have to ever think about any form of motive ever because he says it.

He straight up says in that little speech that they released where he says, "Oh, we don't have time to care about Medicaid and insurance and all of these things." Because we're doing big boy things like winning wars and running wars. This is the only thing he has ever wanted to do was to have his own baby war. And when he couldn't buy the Nobel Peace Prize,

he was now saying, "Oh, now I'm a wartime president." And again, he's just doing it because he's a child with toys. He's not even, and because he's trying to distract from the fact that we all know that him and everybody connected to him or anybody that knows him. Or anybody that's ever trafficked with him at all.

And any way, any form of business is probably a pedophile. And if not a pedophile, at least a rapist. Yes. Back to, oh, jizzy. Oh, yeah.

You know, I don't think this is going to help her at all.

“I think the only way that we'll believe her is if she ends up dead.”

Well, that's what she's trying to avoid. Just like Maxwell is not like Jeffrey Epstein. In the fact that just like Maxwell wants to live. Yeah. I think just like Maxwell is like Jeffrey Epstein,

no. Jeffrey Epstein was such a sociopath that I think that on some level, he was bandying all of these ideas. Like whether he committed suicide, allowed to commit suicide or was fully murdered.

He was already knew that that was on the table. Yeah. Of course, you run in that world. That's like being in the mob. Yes.

He knew that you're going to get killed. That's how it goes. Anybody in these industries, they all eventually find violent, bad ends. That works. Very rarely do they see all the way to the end, like Jimmy's devil.

Like it truly. And so he had a death wish. Yeah. So I don't think he was worried about that. Are you everyone saying, oh, look at all the stuff about him wanting to live forever

and save his head and save all his calm and make a bunch of like,

“super chill dren, like using genetic manipulation and super models and shit?”

But I also, but I honestly think the very core of that. Is it deep depression? Of course. I know. I think he might be a little sad.

If he was happy, then we have a real problem. So I think this idea, like whatever it is, it's like, oh, but he wanted to live forever. I was like, I don't think you understand that he wanted to live in a fantasy world. Like it was just another extended fantasy, just like anything else. Yeah.

As far as I'm concerned. But with just like Maxwell, she really wants to live. So she is going to do everything she can to get out of jail, because where are they going to kill her? In jail.

Once she's free, if she gets out, like, if she's just serves her sentence and she gets out, she's gone. I mean, she's going to be like 80 something. I mean, no. No.

She had a 20 years. Yeah. She's under 60s now. I think she's that old. She's a little bitch.

Man, she kind of looks good. Yeah. She's not even just saying. Is her the right? No.

My big question is that this article. Yeah.

She's starting to look at now in jail.

Of course. Because she hasn't got her fucking crazy treatments that she gets. I'm going to shame. Imagine how fucking ugly she would have been this whole time. And she wasn't spending all that much.

No. She would turn into the lady that I showed on the stream the day that eight cockles in mass. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Yeah. She would just be a fucking local. Like small town English. Like well woman.

Come on. She would just be out there going. I. You're going to keep him rich. Me.

I can write to you. They're looking for more at us. Okay. Another question about this article.

“How much are we respecting information coming from al.com?”

They call her a pimpe in the headline. I know, but that's not. You know, it's actually someone actually saying something correct. Better. Yeah.

She's a fucking pimpe. I guess so. She's a human trafficker. Yeah. She's a human trafficker.

Finally saying the words to what she is.

I feel like a pimpe is almost more respectful. See, that's one of those things we forget that pimpe used to be a big insult. It used to be. Yes, but pimpe is like, yeah, we reframed him. But if you really think about it.

I think it's about her. Yeah. I think it's, I think it's gone back around. Use a fucking pimpe. She is.

All right. I mean, it's just feel like a pimpe has all of age women. Pimp at no. You know what, what a sweet summer child you are. You think everybody use a pimpe has just been like, let me see that ID.

Oh, wait. It comes from radar online, which might be even worse. I will say that they listed her associates as Prince Andrew. He who'd Barack and Bill Clinton. No mention of Trump.

Of course not. No.

Because Trump is the one she can't mention.

She can mention every single of the other ones. And so I would go as far as to say, it's because she literally doesn't have any evidence on Trump because he doesn't use email and he isn't right things down. Yeah. Except for when he drew the body of a pre-brubessant girl on the abstinence.

A birthday book in order for them to dog whistle there, both their predilection for having sex with 13 year old girls. God. Man, if they had the capability to fire whoever's ideal was to put that birthday book together. It was just laying. Was it?

Yeah. Yep. She fired. No, no. That whole thing.

And we'll talk about it. We now know that the 13 year old that made all his accusations about Donald Trump, a punchinger in the head. Well, she was trying to filate him is largely cooperated as well. There's a lot of. We did it.

It's where I'm concerned. Yeah. No, he did all that shit. Yep. So here we know.

We know. Yeah. It's nice. You know, the Jimmy Savile isn't hurting us at all. It's really not.

It's really not. To we want to get into some of the great stories we have this week. We have a tiny update that I feel like if we don't mention it, people are just going to yell at us. Oh, sure, sure, sure, sure. DNA links Ted Bundy to the murder of a 17 year old girl from Utah.

I mean, it shows another one. They're still out there. It shows that they are out there. I do believe that we're going to see more.

“I believe we'll always say that John Wayne Gacy's numbers might have been in the hundreds.”

Really, you think he would have been that prolific? I think that once you're wrong, I think he's too fat to fill those numbers. He traveled throughout Wisconsin, California, Indiana. He'd all of those places he traveled. There were several stories of other boys coming out and saying that they met a man that fit the description of John Wayne Gacy that either rape them or try to rape them or do a thing like this.

So I think that we're seeing, for, I think that once you are into a certain number of victims, like dozens of actual confirmed victims, then it starts to get to a point where you are, it's like the opposite. It's like way more than you think because John Wayne Gacy also had like boys. You definitely had accomplices. So like somebody like him taught Ted Bundy, he was doing the old fashioned American bootstrap way, him himself.

He didn't need help. He went out there. He didn't need boys to come and kill all these women. He could do it himself because he was the Kobe Bryant of murdering women. He claims that his numbers are over a hundred.

Now, did he, was he running around the same time as Henry Le Lucas? Could Henry Le Lucas, who said that? Henry Le Lucas was before, also Henry Le Lucas is full of fucking shit. Why no, that's what I'm saying. Could have Henry Le Lucas confessed to some of Bundy's kills.

Who knows? But they closed a lot of those cases. Yeah, exactly. But then they don't reopen them. Because they, yeah.

And that whoever killed those people. No, no, it's like, lots of different, you know, Eddie, I feel like, and this might be rough for people

“to hear, but I think that women are getting murdered by the dozen, like a lot.”

Yeah. And then it was happening like a lot. And I think that a lot of like sex workers were like murdered by the dozen from the 60s through

Well, I mean, to thought as bad as it was.

Lucifer's cameras now. Yeah, but then they still, you go, still got to investigate it. Still got to find these people. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Like you look at what's going on in Canada. You go look what's going on. Even just a little less. Oh, I mean, just the idea of like how many indigenous women go missing. Oh, I mean, well, that's, but I'm just saying in terms of those victimized group of people

in the world.

“I'm just saying there's so many, I mean, who knows?”

They're in the running, Eddie. Yeah. I could grads. I'm grads in indigenous people of Canada. You might just be the world's biggest victim.

Let's check it out. Let's check the polls. Oh, not just Canada. We go, you know, we do plenty. We do a good job here.

Yeah, you know. I don't know. You know, let's go. Well, yeah, let's go. Yeah, you see this.

We have actual news. Yeah. We've got some real news for you guys. All right. So before we get into men and get into trouble,

I first want to talk about this, this one, this is a science thing.

And it's just one of those where I, uh, we're fucked. So the human eye, apparently, is an immunological fortress. So it has all of this, like, this thing you can get through. And it's like, and it's also like, apparently, like, there's a way that you can deliver drugs. Your eye.

Like, that's what's hard. Is it for eye cancer? Yeah. It's hard to get shit into your eyeballs. Right.

It's really difficult, right? It's unwanted intruders, right? It's like, it's a whole thing. Invite the, you have all of these systems inside of your eyeballs to keep things out. But they're trying to figure out a way to, like, get these eye drop.

Like, whatever, this cancer medication. I can't fucking, I can't do any dropers. I'm really, I got really sensitive eyes. Yes. So they've got tiny little slits to finding a new way.

But they want to find a new way if it gets all of stuff all the way around your eyeball. And apparently, they found a new way to do a touch, the medication to fucking pig come. Great. So pig semen get squirted in your eyeballs with medicine in it. Hold on, you say the squirts all over the inside of your fucking eyeball.

Are you saying all my pig semen? It's just, like, useful? I'm just, I'm just just sitting under the sink right now. Doing nothing. I have three Mason jars fucking collecting dust.

I just love this. This is one of my favorite headlines. There's only reason why we're even doing this story is because the headline is Scientists turn pig semen extract into eye drops that kill cancer and mice. And it's just something about, so in order to fix this stuff.

We have to let these pigs comment our faces. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You jerk them off. You put it in a little vile.

“Are you squirting your eye? Why do we talk about it here?”

Why do you sign to us? How we even get here?

Well, how do you sign to us of all of the first stuff?

They've tried everything and it didn't work. I had we get here. Well, they've got to get to pig come. Well, I think someone was below in a cop. And then they got the, you know, and then they came in the cop came in the eye.

And then they were like, you know what? I see great. Oh, here we go. This is an area. Zang steam, right? He was inspired by the discovery that these things, I guess they're called exosomes. They're in pig semen.

They play a facilitator role in the penetration of physiological barriers and the female reproductive tract or sperm migration. So it's the same stuff that makes the sperm go in the egg. Makes it go in your eyeballs. Oh, okay.

So if you're using like pig female pig like squirt, not going to work. I don't think so. No. I mean, not yet. And I feel like that's one of the big glass ceilings in the industry.

Our pigs, I think pigs are like surprisingly clean. That's a pig's penis. Yeah, a little twisty like a duck.

“Yep, that's why it's fun about the semen is it just shoots in a little tornado.”

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good. Yeah, it comes out and you've got to catch in a big old bucket. Yeah, it's horrific. - Oh, shutter stock, we could buy that.

- Oh, would they give it the channel shutter? - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's on the other. Yeah, oh, it is. That's not to start with that to understand. That's where science is at. Yeah, we're at jerking off pigs and we're just tasting it. I guess, you know, it sounds like it's all the, it's just this idea of some guy's sat thought about pig come. And he was like, oh, we'll pig come makes. Because I guess like you can't say human come because that's like a whole process. Right. You know what I'm saying pig come really. We're saying pig come, they said see. Yeah, they're doctors.

I'm an entertainer. And so he had to go and they thought about gism. And they thought that like, oh, well, gism goes in eggs. And what are eyes like? Two eggs. I got two eggs in my fucking second. What's up, man? You got to tell me. I got two eggs in my head. Yeah, man. Yeah, that's where the guy said, yeah, sure. Yeah, definitely. Well, this story is both sweet.

And it doesn't stop sometimes when they become men. Yeah, because men are just curious. Oh, this is this is here that, um, written a blasphemy, uh, whatever this fucking called is a common eye cancer in children that is fatal if untreated.

So we got to come. So pigs have to ejaculate all of the faces of children.

The disease that I'm going this completely curable in high income countries patients are far worse and low to middle income nations because that's where they get them built.

“Big come at a go because there's the nicer farms for the farmer. I think what they're saying is that these lower income countries have extra pickup we got to get it that's why we should and that's why we're evading Iran. That's right.”

Get that, oh, get that pig come in that pig. Let's get that you know you got to some extra, they're using that pig. No, no, no, no, no, no, you got some extra. Lower income higher pig. Yeah. Wow, great. It's a title. Yeah, there we go. It's a title of the episode. And you know this again, get curious boys. Yeah, very curious. I got lots of things I want to know about and that's what we're going to start this new segment called men get in trouble. We might need a stinger down the road. Men get in trouble, you know, like men in trouble. Yeah, men in trouble because it's really just about like that's really what it is. It's troubles, it's not specific troubles.

But they're men are just men get in trouble. It's a good to common theme on the show. It is. I think it's common enough where we need a stinger at this point. Men are just men are curious and it's you know, it kills it kills the gap. They make statements. They just make statements and they don't think about the statements before they make them and they made the statements. So you're written down. So here's a man.

“Here is a man right here. Who are we doing? We do it in quite a bit of trouble. Are we doing the same as it do? He's a new jersey man.”

Oh, yeah. What is it with new jersey people going to Pittsburgh to commit crimes? You know, it's because no one reports them in New Jersey. Yeah, they're just part of the court. It's just bill. You guys, you know, he's just a good guy, but sometimes he just, uh, he grows to use the money. Well, fuck. And I thought you keep your kids away for bill. You're building a fucking touch of kids. I, what I tell you about bill. What I fucking tell you about him. All right. So his hands they go like this.

Yeah, you get a way in the grab hands. Wait, you think he got the next thing. Fuck it. You're full, right? Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. Second. So a new jersey man.

Easily Google trouble because he assaulted the Easter Bunny at the South Hills Village Mall. Now I think like a holy holiday because it was watching another body camp footage of a mother of five killing an entire car load of people and they parking lot of Walgreens on Easter morning. Really on Easter Sunday. And it's a lot of pressure. You did this before you made the lamb? Yes. I was playing was delicious, by the way. Thank you. I made a Moroccan style lamb. Ooh, that's sweet. It was. It was very good dates and plums, plums and dates. Now this woman goes to a court in the criminal complaint.

So it was a female Easter Bunny. There's a big issue. Oh, you know, I don't think that should be an issue. Oh, no. She's allowed to be the Easter Bunny.

The Easter Bunny is genderless. The problem is is a greater cotton tail.

That's not the Easter Bunny, though. Peter cotton tail is not Easter Bunny. No, here comes Peter cotton tail. It's another story. It's a different rabbit. It's another rabbit-based story. It's nothing to do with Easter. What? It's Easter dog. It's the Peter cotton tail's an Easter dog. Easter is on its way. It's how it ends. Yeah. But that's just because another bunny, the bigger bunny, the boss bunny. Yeah. Isn't it? The Easter Bunny. Yeah. The bunny, the bunny, which is dangerous. Oh, we can't be able to roll up. We're wrong. He's right.

Peter cotton tail is the Easter Bunny. Peter cotton tail is the Easter Bunny. He's talking to him right now. He's 1950s. That's the thing called. That's a retcon. That's a retcon. There is no name. Tell me his name.

“The Easter Bunny is a roll. Is the name Santa Claus is a roll. That's what I'm saying. His name is Santa Claus.”

Yeah, I think that his name beforehand was named like George Gilbert Boorford-yoshik. I think he became the Santa Claus. That is what happens. And then he became the Santa Claus. All right. So this guy, whatever, however these are bunny got there, it wasn't ready for this New Jersey gentleman.

Yeah. And I do see the comedy in it. We all do. That's what we're doing in the episode. So then he started grabbing at the top of her costume saying, "Hey, hey, hey, is it a boy or girl? Is it a boy or girl?" But the thing is, is that as we all know with bunnies, that's not where you check. He'd be in the put his fingers in the nose. Oh, the mouth. Oh, look at that guy. Oh, look at his little curse boy. He tried to save her boy or girl, right?

And so they had to go, um, they finally found him. He left the scene of the crime after he grouped up. He used to running for a while.

And then they found him later on in the AMC theater next to the mall. And he was asleep on one of the top rows of the, oh, the auditorium. Is this guy in AMC? He's my pee. Let me go check out a, let me check out this thing. I don't know this go. Oh, my God. News and diaphragl. Oh, my God, do go see. I expect AMC to cover my ass. No.

As an A-list, I cry for me. Once I'm in the doors of an AMC, I have to say that is based. So as he was taken as a custody this young, this young man, this gentleman, according to criminal complaint, he asked police. She was going to close, she was going to close the fire below the clothes, the fire below the merchandise thing. Is it a bunny?

“I think the rather than the runner, right? You can't be saying he kept asking, it's a doll, right?”

It was a doll, right? It was a doll, it was a doll. He was in front of that. It was indeed a person, not a doll. He said, "Bom, it's a bi-mustache." My hand touched her, bi-mustache. If it is a lady. Yeah, if it's a lady, it was an accident. If the lady was an accident, it was a man. I did a lot of bad stuff to do it. I was checking. I just said him no.

I can't have any, can't have any trans-easter bunny. Would you say, "You think you, what do you think he was in?" Ready or not, too? Honestly, think that poor Easter, I might have been seeing this special screening of the passion of the Christ. That's a really good place to go hide.

Yes. People do all kinds of awful things in there.

Yeah, I'm always beaten off. It's so hard.

Yep. Is he going to kill him in front of us? Nope. No. So that's not the old Mario, probably.

Oh, he's on Mario. Yeah, he's definitely seeing Mario. I can see that. Yeah, that's a good one to drunkenly fall asleep into. How about the peppers? What? The peppers?

That's what he was on. Oh, sure. Sure. So yeah, that's a little bit of trouble. He's arrested for sexually assaulting that Easter bunny.

“But how are you going to put out a movie called "Hoppers"?”

This close to Easter and I've nothing to do with the fucking rabbit. Because they don't care about a setty. It's because he executive some care about us. Fuck these people. Yep.

So now this is another story of a man getting a little bit of trouble. Oh. We have here. I would love to do it. I love this one because this is so funny to me. It's just I can't even.

So this is in Washington County. I believe this is in Tennessee. Tennessee. It's in Tennessee. So this makes a lot of sense.

The Washington County school board. So this is a member Keith Irvin. And so he had some kid on this live stream event with all the kids that, you know, they're going. This is live.

Yes. And he does this funny little thing. Rob play the clip. How's your health? I don't know.

What do you do school life? I'm a proud kid. All right.

“But it doesn't be that maybe not of her dad.”

He says. Go. She's your halt. And then he puts his arm around her. And what are you school?

You go to. Now that to me was like really funny. He did it in front of this whole room. You hear her on the camera. Everyone goes like.

Because you know why I would say guys. I don't know if you might know. But the news is filled with quite a bit of pedophilia right now. And there's like a lot of, how do we put this? Like attention on how adults are interacting with minors,

especially a 15 year old high school girl. Now see this man.

The first thing he said after this.

So he said, girl. She robbed. And the whole audience went like, hi. And then afterwards he tried to say, no, no, no, no. No.

What you guys don't understand is that she was asking a lot of questions. Right? She got up there. And she was a mile a minute. And I just meant like, you're hot on these questions.

You're all in fire. Answer these questions. You are the hottest child I've ever seen with these questions. Answer questions. No, I just request.

Now, oh, my Lord. You're so hot. I've got to know where you go to school. Yeah. So I could find out.

He puts his arm around. Where you learn how to do those questions.

He said there's a lot of context missing.

A lot of context. A lot of context. Entire meaning to see how impressive this student board member is. Yes. Because then if you saw the whole meeting, you know how hot she is.

Because then you know how impressive she is. And how hot she was physically. And how she was standing next to you. And then you then went and touched her body. Because you thought that she was physically attractive.

But if we, you fell in love with her because of how good she was at the meeting. Which I got. Also, it's the sweetest case. See that. We can't see your love story.

Parents from the schools are asking him to resign. My question is, what does it take to get fired? Oh, no.

Can we get a regular fire up?

You would have to know. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. You'd have to like legitimately heat half to.

“I think you'd have to murder or 12 year old on camera to get fired.”

He is, you can't misconstrue what he says. I refuse to, I will not go with him. You know what it is? Yeah, yeah. You know, sure how.

Where do you go to school that? Where you go? Got to go. I got to see what they're putting in the water by the rays of water where you're at. I can give them to my step niece.

Are you a lady? Are you telling me?

Are you a lady, Mr. Bunny?

Now, promise me you're a lady. You got to tell me. Listen, you can be arrested if you're a lot. This is the state of Pennsylvania. You can get arrested for not telling me if you're a lady or not.

All right. Now you tell me you give it up. What's the jitter? You give it fucking up. You see, this is what I just don't understand is that we all now.

We all are going to have to go and make this excuse for you. You can even say you misspoke. You can even come out and be like, "Oh, my God. I wasn't in my right mind. I was physically warm.

Yeah, also just he's old. Get rid of him any more. Yeah. I hate to be completely fucking ages. But like, let's get someone younger in there.

They're teaching children. You know what I'm certain to understand? You know what I'm actually.

“I think that this is this thing is that we're supposed to protect these older people from themselves.”

When actually, no, he's telling you he shouldn't have this job anymore. Yeah. And I think that that's okay. I think that a lot of these old people that are currently in jobs. So they shouldn't have anymore.

For tire should be told that they shouldn't have these jobs anymore. And it's not ageism. It's not anything. It's that you're too old to be around people because you refuse. Because you know, I know you're too old because there's an 85 year old next to you that knows to not call a 16 year old hot on a live stream.

And I'm not even saying those did not do it publicly. No, maybe not even do it privately. You have these people. Those are the people that are too old. When you start getting dysregulated and start talking out of the bottom of your fucking ass into a microphone.

And you're an elected official. And a bunch of people are hanging on your every word. And you're literally just a fucking gobbledygook, puttin' brain moron. All right, we got a fucking we need a calling of these old people. You know what, one of the main issues is why people are an entire retiring like they used to is because no one has any fucking money anymore.

I totally, and that is like everyone's parents are secretly broke. And if anyone thinks they're getting money from their parents, you're not.

“I think that we're heading into what's sort of like an actual real discussion, which I'm, you know, always trying to avoid.”

Yeah, but like I think we're heading into this idea. We're actually starting to see the full circle thing of what uncontrollable uncontrolled capitalism is doing. We're starting to see how it's also affecting our social systems in this way. You know, I'm getting a lot of my leftist listeners being like, "What have we been yelling about?" But it's like, yes, but we're really seeing it now.

It's like really happening. Because of the old people can't afford to retire, they're going to stay in positions that they shouldn't be in. And if they are not, like, because that's really what it's not. Again, it's not about the age. It's about willingness to learn and understand the growth of the world.

Can you sit and be like, yes, the world is different than it was 10, 20 years ago. But that doesn't mean that it's bad. It means that it's different. Yeah, and that it was fucked up back then. Well, no, it just means that it's different.

And it just means that there are, you're going to have to change. It's called life. And if you can't change, you die. Like, so these guys are, like, and got to what we're seeing is a bunch of people who physically can't learn anymore. Yeah. And once we're at that level, we're fucked. We're going to be in this fucking bullshit for forever.

We need some young people doing things. Yeah, so, um, that's going to matter, right? Fire up. Do us all of favor. Don't let them resign. Fire his fucking ass. Be like, you know what? You shouldn't fire it on the spot.

Guess what? Big mistake. Well, he probably has 10 years probably a union thing. It's probably difficult to get him out of there.

You know what?

Yeah, you made a big guess what you just did.

Rewind everybody's fucking ear. Yeah. That's a, that's enough for you to be fired. Take the hit. Yeah. Fire him.

Yeah, you know, whatever. Pay him out and fucking move on. Yeah, who gives a fucking shit. Fucking next. Yes.

We have a, speaking of someone who got fired for being a piece of shit to young girls. He's in the news right now. Matt Gates. Oh, he's a, that mother fucker needs to be. Let's send him to Iran.

Yes.

“I think he'd be great on the front lines every run.”

Yeah. Great. Just right in front.

They could definitely be a big American flag.

And a big thing will have him say, like, fuck the eye. It's all over. We'll put a fuck the eye. It's all over. And we said him in the front of him and barren Trump.

Yeah. Right next to each other. Just waiting into the war. You know, big ass head collect bullets. I would love that.

But Matt Gates has come out and said this thing about how he was briefed on. We with the on these alien hybrid programs as a part of this. Like you've been working with whistleblowers. We know Matt Gates. He's a house of representatives.

Where's he out of? Florida. Of course. Yeah. And so I actually didn't know.

But he's been fired for, you know, he was fired.

It was like the first thing Trump did was fire him.

Well, no. He promoted him and no one cleared him. And so he was essentially fired. They did that on purpose. Yeah.

Yeah. It was the kind of dumb on purpose. Yeah, right. To get him out because he was a big problem because he got caught. Trafficking young girls.

Hey, you know, it's the only one they've ever cared about. Which I find it really interesting. He's just that much of an ass that they just don't like him.

“That's like, that's how you kind of know.”

Like, that's how you start to read between the lines of who they actually punish. It's because they don't like those guys. It's like how Trump's been floating this. I'm going to put Ted Cruz on the, the, uh, the Supreme Court bang.

And it's because Ted Cruz is one of the most unliked person in all of government. Everybody hates Ted Cruz. They all fucking hate him on the inside. And he knows that putting him into those positions is a threat to all of the people within the Congress.

So this start, you start to understand they use each other's personalities against each others, too. You know, so Matt Gaetz, so unlikable. They would stuck them on the alien division. Matt Gaetz is working in the alien sphere, right?

He's working in the UFO community, working with whistleblowers. Him and Marco Rubio are a part of this whole like the only thing Republicans do that. I can remotely stomach is working on the UFO stuff. And he came out and said that he was briefed on this alien hybrid program, which, to me, would mean it is definitely fake.

Yes, because if you're briefing Matt Gaetz, you're lying to him. Yeah, he got his literally what's happening. So if you're briefing Matt Gaetz, if your, if the United States intelligence services are telling Matt Gaetz anything, they're telling them that so that he sounds like a moron. Yeah, because he said that they are breeding aliens with humans to create a master intergalactic

race. I don't think that what he is saying is, I do believe. My heart of hearts now is that what we have is a bunch of stuff. We've talked about this a little bit. We have a bunch of stuff that we can't explain in hangers.

And we don't know what to do with it. And we can't just get a smaller Henry. He says a lot of stuff we can't explain in hangers. And I was like, it's just getting smaller.

“That's just, what is even more in the division with all these glow there?”

Someone is making my shirts much tiny. I don't know who what makin' nations are or foot, but someone has made my t-shirts at least a size too small. But Matt Gaetz, like, I think that we, you know, we have stuff that we can't explain, we have some, and I think that there was a piece of

information that suggested that we were either put here. Or, like, that's kind of what they said about the idea of Jimmy Carter couldn't stop crying. And the other, all the generals are really fucking scared because they've been told this piece of information that might allude to the fact that we weren't here naturally. And that they, it just, to them, they have pushed it and pushed it and pushed it down.

That it turns into this sort of misinformation that then is fed to Matt Gaetz, because then it sounds super stupid and super fake. Yeah. Because all the generals are genuinely very, very afraid of their personal God being subjugated by a technological God that is way bigger and more advanced than the Christian God.

He said that we bred caravans of migrants with aliens. That's a, that's a deeply racist, very Republican talking point.

Like, just this idea that, you know, because then it switches into cue.

Now we're in cue. Yeah. Once you're talking about, oh, it's migrants that are with aliens. Yeah. Like, they're fucking, they're not doing anything.

We captured the, the caravans and then we bred the caravans with aliens. It's just to make any sense. No, it doesn't make sense. It just makes sense. There's no purpose to this.

This is the thing, too, right? Is that if we're doing this, yeah. Obviously, you're like, yeah, Henry, it doesn't make any sense.

“But no, I mean, the actual, then what is the outcome of it?”

What actually is the purpose of the program? Yeah. If we're not trying to make an ascended version of humankind. I don't think we would have to, like, if there were aliens everywhere, we wouldn't have to breed them.

We would just fuck them. Oh, we don't, especially if they can't breed. Yeah. If they can't breed and we can't fuck them. You don't have to have a program.

Oh, just do it. We'll beat chat bots. Yeah. If aliens just show up with holes and they say, yeah, sure, fuck. You can fuck it.

I don't care. I feel nothing. My brain is not here. I am a remote entity. This is just a, this is just a capsule.

And then you're like, oh, I can fuck the shit out of it. Yes. Do they start with it? That is what you choose. Then you are allowed.

They started with putting pig semen in their eyes. Yep. They're like, that's an award. Yeah. This is fucking, this is honestly gross.

What if I just fell? It's pussy with human come. All right. Well, you try it. There's my case.

Let's get him in here. Well, really why don't we bring up some aliens? Because for the very first time, any and I got to speak to an alien. Yeah, baby. Today is a historical day for us here at LPN and that side stories.

And which at Larson and I got to speak to a particular idol of ours. Yeah, like a true fucking hero of Earth. A legend that we got to ask some questions to in a very small period of time. And now you guys don't let us necessarily even like our interviews. But this is for us.

I don't care. Yeah, this is actually, this one is actually for us. Yeah, actually for us.

“And I think that you should listen to it because it is interesting because he does say some really interesting things in here.”

And he really is a man beyond time, a man beyond art. And can't believe we got to spend our time on this globe with him. I feel like that's he's one of those two where it's like, this guy is one of those where I am. People, I'm so happy I got to be on earth at the same time.

Much less talk to top five most important people to me.

Yes, like including parents. So we have. It's a many little thing here. This is the promo. Ed is going out for the parliament.

The PFUNK festival festival. It's going to be in two days or three days this Saturday. I'm not fucking around. If you're in the telehassy area, you go. You're going to see Ed and hold in perform for you all day.

And funk music. Like they're just going to be running back and forth between tense performing for you. Dude, every single iteration of PFUNK is going to be there. And the man himself. Dr. Funkinstein.

Fucking, Mr. Mr. Atomic fucking dog. That's right man. Start child himself. His fucking George Clinton y'all come get it. Woof.

I'm your grade.

“So today on side stories last podcast on the left we're having it without a doubt.”

The coolest goddamn interview we've ever had. We're joined by Danny Patron and the man himself. George Clinton. Dr. Funkinstein, the Prime Minister of funk. Mr. Wiggles.

That's right. He's a goddamn worm. How y'all doing? We're here to talk about aliens and all things. PFUNK.

We're plugging the, let's take it to the stage. PFUNK Fest on April 11th. This Saturday at Fibs Farm in Tallahassee. Get you tickets to PFUNK Fest.com. I'm going to be your MC every faction of PFUNK is going to be playing at this festival.

It's going to be incredible.

We're going to be out in the mud having a great ass time. How are you boys doing? Good to see you. Good man. Glad to be here, man.

Um, right on time for this up. Alien talk. Right. I heard they're getting ready to, let's, that the kid out the bay. That's what I like to hear, man.

You have been such a presence in our lives. I mean, all world's lives. But in our lives specifically, you've made us cool. Right. You've made us cool people.

And I was even saying that like, but I wanted to talk with you about aliens. Yes. My entire young man's life. See, here's the deal.

But we are both cut from the alien cloth. Henry is obsessed with aliens. And I know you are too. We just saw the mothership at this Smithsonian together. We got pictures.

It was beautiful. It was like going home, man. It was beautiful. I can't believe they let it in one building, man. Cool.

Well, you know, we get ready to redo the mothership again. The essence festival in New Orleans, July 5th. No way. So you bring back the mothership? We bring it up to this is the time for the aliens to come back.

Yeah. The Anna knockies on their way.

“George, can I ask you, are you scared by the idea of disclosure or the idea that like aliens being actually fundamentally real?”

Like is there any part of it that frightens you? I wanted to try and keep it here. It's frightening. What they would go through to keep it here. That's kind of scary.

I don't think they've been part of our thing for a long time. We are archaeology and magic and science. Magic and science is coming to that cross road again with whether you want to call them demons or aliens or entities. We at that point now where we're going to need an AI to explain it to us and who AI is and all of that. Intellectuous leaners to that dance.

We've learned a lot now and we've got to figure it out for ourselves which part of it is real. But I believe that is here. That they have been here. You know, Spielberg is getting ready to make some kind of announcement pretty soon. I don't know what that's about.

I was against the Barnett. It's close and counted. Oh yeah, close. I was against the Barnett at her opening of the movie. And the whole surrounding of that movie itself was weird to me.

You know, but I don't just nothing I was thinking back then because I was kind of out of my mind. Hey. Yeah, we do. I refuse to believe it. I think you saw that.

Yeah. Yeah.

“Or did can I just ask this straight up question?”

All right. I just want to get into this. I saw on our previous interview that you and Bootsy saw something. But it's on now that it was so real. That was so real.

I mean, if whatever it was hit the car, it was the light.

First of all, we like we saw it for at least 10 minutes.

Yeah. And hit the car. And it beat it up. You know how Mercury looked in the thermometer when it. When it.

I beat up and move around. Yeah. Hit the car and rolled off the car and beads. Like like Mercury off the side of the car. Okay.

Now we haven't watching it two or three times as it was hitting the ground. But then it finally like like a light right from the sky. You know, like laser, but when it hit the ground, it splattered. Like electricity. That's so fascinating.

The car. You wouldn't see were driving, right? The idea was it was after a gig, right? And it was after a gig. No, no, no, no, no.

After we left the studio Detroit drove 401 to Toronto.

To miss the saga, we never made it to Toronto.

Got to miss the saga, right by the airport. And as we was pulling it, now we don't drove through Detroit into Canada. So we couldn't come through the border with nothing. So we weren't high. Okay.

And as you know, catch a great crop right in front. I was just about that. Okay. We just come through the border, you know. And we was clean, you know.

And so when we got there, we saw it. And it's coming straight down to the in the street. First time in neither one of us said anything. We turned off a 401 on to Burnham thought. And going down there about half a mile, we saw it coming down through the trees on the right side of the street.

Which we were on. Then on the left side of the street in the same block we were in.

And the third one hit the car.

Hit the car. The street lights went out. And you know, they'd start dimming. They didn't go straight out. Just start dimming.

Car lights from going out. Pretty soon we didn't see another car at all. And all the lights was going out. It took us at least a mile before we come to intersection and saw lights and cars again. And I live about half from block from that.

“My daughter came out and said, what happened to y'all?”

Y'all look like you seen the ghost. We didn't say a word. We didn't say a word for years. We didn't talk about it. Why not?

Because you thought you'd be looked at as crazy or.

I didn't think they'd have made it. You're telling about you are crazy. Specifices that we wasn't high. Yeah. Exactly.

Good excuse. Do you feel like it's then been a part of your life before and since, like, obviously, I didn't have the right to work. After that, a lot of stuff that's done happening in my life seemed like it has something to do with that. Or with that being a, even when we had the mothership and on the road, we had weird people that would come around.

Want to talk to us, you know, some from the Air Force. You know, a lot of it was presumed to be commercials. Like we were doing commercials for the Air Force. A loud and a, uh, a, uh, a Denver Colorado with a car, no red. Yeah.

Your band was allowed in there. What? The whole band. We, I mean, cast a blanket to take you into it. They were, they were good hype people.

So, commercially, we had to excuse that we was doing this for the, the, on forces. We were doing the commercials. And the relationship with, for the kids in school. So, we had a good cover. But, the weird people that showed up, you know, as you look back over your life.

And how much stuff we, I was, you know, I had that book. We hold a pair of horse. Do you ever read that?

“I knew he was going to talk about this one too, right?”

This is, yes. You were talking about the idea, but the whole the pair of horse by Bill Cooper, right? Like this whole book features deep within, like, the all conspiracy theory circles. We, we're in Cooper. Yes.

That was, that was the most popular book in my life in 88, 88. I mean, I had to, manuscript. Somebody sent me the manuscript. Send it to Warner Brothers and send one to Paisley Park. Well, manuscript.

So, I, I got the manuscript. I was so shook on it. I wanted somebody to snore.

I printed up a million game.

Everybody. Friends, everybody had it. And when the book came out a couple years later. And we realized that it was the same book. We didn't, I didn't know.

Yeah. I bought books. I was giving the books to everybody and record companies. I thought I had found the holy grail. Yeah.

The book. You know what? Yeah. And now I realized that had a lot to do with me having to go set out in the industry. Oh, yeah.

You know, because that's, that's a lot of information. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And that was, that honor and all of that stuff that he said in that book.

Now it's like, even straight down to ice. He had a whole section on, on the police state that dressed like that when mask on.

“Remember that he had all of that in the book.”

Yeah. Oh, no, no, no. We've been seeing it. I, have you ever, have you seen the film soundtrack of a coup d'etat? It's a documentary that came out two years ago.

It was basically, it's all about how the government in the CIA used to use Dizzy Gillespie,

Louis Armstrong and Nina Simone as like a smoke screen. And that helped them change over the government. They went, they would hide in their touring groups over to Africa in order to flip hostile governments to the US because Congo was about to go liberated. It's all this supposed to stuff, so the CIA had embedded themselves with Dizzy Gillespie.

Over there. I, I believe that. I believe that. All that kind of control, the agencies and everything have parts and those things that you know have, you know have no knowledge of.

You don't even have, not enough them, though, even have knowledge of what they're doing. Exactly. And do you think that they ever tried to do something like that to you? I'm sure they did. I'm called the industry for nothing.

They just called the industry. Yeah. No, no, hell yeah. I mean, we, we, we had a lot of people following us.

I will be always made in my business, not to let nobody use us as that.

The face for somebody. Face for somebody. For some propaganda because I didn't trust none of it. You know, I didn't want to leave people down somewhere and did not change my mind. And they can't.

So I made sure that I'm even things I believed in. I never give my opinion on that. I'm just saying, what is it? Oh, here's the information. We got to dance through it.

I don't know. I don't have no magic one. But this is what they talk.

“And then that's what we and Cooper was doing in that book.”

He didn't tell you what to do. He said, this is what they're talking about. Yes. These are the things they contemplating. These are the scenarios they're running.

That's what it's all thing. It's not telling you what to do about it.

So I did a lot of that. But now I see a lot as I got older. Oh, hell yeah. He was in that. In writing the middle of it.

Don't get it. Co and tell fro and everything else. Running around us, you know, because we was. We was perfect for that. Yeah.

Tell fro. Yeah. We came out of the 60s. So psychedelic. I had a lot of room more than most people.

Because, you know, woodstocking all that. And made that almost legal in our mind. Sure.

I've never thought of it as nothing but peace and love.

So even I look back to scary things that we came through.

“You know, what's the same as the beginning when we first went into it?”

By the time we got out there, we was big stars. And, you know, and could have been live any kind of way. I could leave people in the kind of way. We had a big mothership. And I had to say, no, we ain't leading nobody.

Nothing that, you know, then I may change my mind. If I don't like it, I don't, I try not to do that. From politicians to cults have followed this band. Right? Oh, I can't even imagine.

Oh, yeah. Oh, politician cults political groups, political groups. Those gangs. Right, gangs. Oh, yeah.

That's one good thing about the on the gang side of it. We always, whenever we played, there would always be truths. Wherever there was a gang situation. Because everybody had to come to see the show. And they didn't want to, you know, fuck up seeing the show.

So they would, you know, hey, no, no set tripping. This people set tripped. That's the only thing you did. But as soon as we left, you know, Yeah, you can have each other in three hours.

Yeah. Three hours. Okay, that's the way we were in the 50s. You know, we had the ball of the groups. We going each other's neighborhood.

We could do the show yet. Two hours to get out of the hood. Awesome. That's like, man, you've been around for fucking ever. I've have the, the, the parliament's OG hit this dude.

Like, the, like, I can't even believe how. I'm not to be, I'm not telling you old man. I'm not saying you can't imagine that. Almost 70 years in the game, man. No, no, more than 70 is the band is 71 years old this year.

Okay. I mean, how does that even happen? So blackboard jungle. I was around for that. You know, westside story.

I, I saw all of those. I saw, okay, my first phenomenon. I was in gray school was David Crocket. Jesus, you know, the, the, the different thing of that. Oh, yeah.

That was right. That was like David Crocket. That was like the Beatles when that song came out. Oh, you're, you know, preparing for now, you had David Crocket. I've worked at the Hula hoop factory.

I made it. It made Hula hoop the 15th. Right? Yeah. Okay.

Oh, for nominant, lots of phenomenon's happened. And I, I time all together to me. It's all one big merch thing. As a man that has been around for so many different things.

“Can you give us one prediction about the year 2050?”

Well, whoa. 2050. Oh, I said. Are we still going to be here? Oh, yeah.

We're, what do you call it? First, what's planning? Planetary, planetary dominance. We'll be able to get to energy from the sun. We're going to be, we'll be off the planet.

We're living off the planet. You know, you, people will be dating robots. Yeah. It's only 24 years. That's the weird thing.

I feel like it's a million years.

Oh, no. 24 years. You're going to be deep in Star Trek country. Yeah. I hope so.

We need to change something. But who's going to do that in 10 years? We just can't try it. You want JDVance to be president of the Guardian. Oh, no.

I mean, I don't want to be president of the moon. No. That, that, that whole thing. We have to more problems by then. Those are, those are light ones.

Those will be passed. Yeah. Those will be passed. I'll say about it. But if you advance, it's the Dan Quill of 2050.

Yeah. I don't even want to talk. Yeah. Yeah. No.

No.

“Did you ever get in a, like, a deep conversation with Sun Raw about aliens?”

Like, who's more in touch? You were him. I know. He was off the planet in one direction. I was off in another direction at that time.

So we never had a chance to, like, talk of, you know.

about it.

“You know, because it referred to a lot of jazz musicians as far out in, you know.”

And same with a rock musician, Jimmy, to me, he was off the planet. Yeah. You know. But a lot of, you know, uh, Farastunders, Sun Raw, Miles. A lot of them was out there.

But Sun Raw just made it home and had a lot of information. I didn't realize that he had been into doop either. He started out. Yeah. He started out as we doop.

And he even did some, like, if you listen to the first, uh, that, uh, new

Beans of Platonia album. It's one of the first ones. It's from the 40s. Yeah. He's fusing doop with, like, really almost rugged sort of pan-African,

jazz type sound, like a world music sound. And but then they've got these whoo, but they just do, like, one, one of those and hold it. And just like, like, there's other shit. I'm going to get that album now.

Yeah. He was tuned into something else. Yeah. I mean, he was on another level. It was, I love all of his stuff so much.

But for our audience back home, our audience mostly,

well, I'll just say it a bunch of, you know, 40 year old white people.

“Um, could you explain the importance of Afro-futurism?”

Wow. The importance of, um, how do you call it? I think that all of that, we connect all the whole planet, whole life, all humanity is connected to Africa. And, you know, and they all of that, whatever that vibration is,

that's the beginning of everything we do. All of us, you know, differs as the who came out of there, who got out of Afro-futurism, all that. But all of it started there. And I think that's the roots for our life form that,

to know about the rhythms, the dress, and all of the, um, social orders that they've had all those years, you've found it, it's been embarrassed there before.

We, me and this is not the first empire.

There's been civilizations, this sounds very there. So I think a lot of the roots are there. So it's important that we start dancing to those rhythms, and figuring out what that vibration that we miss and because we not tune, like we supposed to be tune right now.

The computers and all those, all that's cool, but I think we've been there before.

“I think they've had all of this before, all of this to me.”

We just repeating and let's get it right. And Africa is full of that. Can I ask George, what, what do you do to get in tune? I'll say that I'm 85 years old. And now I'll end up smoke a judge.

Yeah, good, good. So we're on the same one. Yeah, good, great, great. I don't know nothing, I don't know nothing deep. I don't know nothing deep. I just, that's just the way I feel about it.

I can be wrong as fuck, you know, but that's, it makes me feel cool at 85 that I'm still feeling that all of concern of being asked those kind of questions. I'm glad to be at the party at 85.

So yeah, I'm having a good time. You know, I think also just real quick, like it shows his modesty, you know, and not only that, like the people that are closest to the center of any of any concept,

you know, those are the people that can't necessarily verbalize it to you the way that you want to hear it. Of course, because they're so close to it that it's just from the feel of it. All of his influence came from the feel.

It turned into a concept and people theorized it and academicized it and have turned into so many different things. But it's the transcendence that he was talking about before. Like, I give you a what if I provide a particular, this idea, this idea, this one.

It's as transcendent as buck. It can mean a thousand different things, you know. And so like it gets deep. Yes, we were just talking about this very thing, but the idea of Alistair Crowley, right?

Like, if you look at Alistair Crowley, he created the vassage of a villain. He decided for society's good. He would create, of himself, a villain character that would walk the world that would enrich in our lives

because he has created a legendary thing out of nothing. And then that is like one of those like Oscar Wilde did that

and look at as a way to sort of, oh, I want to get to that. Which is a 50 of, oh, yes.

To me, it's to me, I always worried about

no matter what you say, I do, there's all I'm worried about that person in the corner who gives a fuck. That would always keep you in check,

“even though somebody asked me, oh, am I aware of what I've done?”

Yes, I'm aware, I know that doesn't great shit. You know, but I tell myself that in the bathroom so I can flush it when I say it. That's amazing, man. And leave it.

So when I get out of here, I ain't got to defend that person or who gives a fuck. You know, that, I'm safe, I'm all right. Well, I'll say, you are a lot better regulated than a lot of the 84-year-old dudes right now, man.

Absolutely. I'll fucking tell you that. A lot of these guys. A lot of these guys. A lot of these guys got to have a fuck.

Pretty Randy fucking temper tantrums out here. Let me ask George, what would you do if someone said, if someone came up to you and you're like, listen,

what if I told you we could clone Dr. Funkin' Stein?

Would you let them do it? Oh, hell, no, not anything just welcome to me like that. (laughter) All right, they got a briefcase. (laughter)

Big suit on, big suit on. (laughter) They got to do something to turn me home more than let's say it. (laughter) George, also, how would you feel if you were, let's say,

all right, 20 years from now when you may die?

“Would you feel that would you want to be replaced by a hologram?”

(laughter) I wouldn't give a fuck about you. We already did it. We already did it. We did it.

We did it a long time ago. Yeah, we already got a hologram. A long time ago. Like we did that. 20, 13, 20, 20, 20.

Yeah. 20, 20, 20. Oh, seriously? Yeah. No, in fact, when it was pretty new.

But already very advanced. And like, it's like, he made it like the P-Funk Parliament live. P-Funk Earth tour. He brought me in the studio after he was like, Danny, we're going to do a bunch of overdubes over what we did.

We're going to make this a whole thematic. We turned it into a whole phone. I don't even know what they did with the footage, but it's done. Yeah. That's amazing.

How is two pox hologram? Is he nice? Can you, like, it's easy. Is he fun to be here? Yeah.

He was kind of the first one to do it.

Oh, yeah. (laughter) Did you see that? I didn't see, I saw a little pieces of it. That was one of the first modern modern modern.

Yeah. They probably, by now, they probably got them. They can probably hologram can walk out into the middle of the floor in your room and talk to you in that day. We're working on it.

They got now. I know. We're working on it. I wanted to be, you could smell me. I want me to show up in your room.

And you could smell like a clown. Yeah. That's the real fun. Okay. No, all your sister's going to be engaged.

(laughter) Oh, man. Well, I'm going to be engaged when I'm at P-Funk Fest this weekend. That's Saturday. April 11th of the Fibs Farm in Tallahassee, Florida.

It's going to be 11 hours of funk. We're getting down. I'm going to be MCing at George. And he advice to MC this thing. I mean, I got to say I'm a little nervous.

I'm pumped to tell everybody to bring two booties. That's right, man. Yeah. What is a bootie? And how do I know if I'm shaking it?

You know? I don't know. Okay. You want me to finish that. Thank you for gracing us with some credible truth today.

That's cool. Thanks for kicking me, man. Absolutely. Make sure you pick up a copy of Make My Funk The P-Funk Parliament Funk Adelix. Mediorg rise in 1975 from Chocolate City to the Mothership Connection by Daniel Bedrosion.

And of course, these two fellas, they got their YouTube and Patreon show bump by bump. Where they go over rare P-Funk tracks. Oh, yeah. You talk about how it's all made, man. It's beautiful.

You all got to check it out. I love you too. With all of my hair. I love you. I love you.

I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.

I love you. You love you, guys. See you on Saturday, baby. Yeah, yeah. See you out there, man.

It's a music question. No, no. Don't talk about music at all. We've asked about something else. Alien music.

Somebody should ask about.

“Someone should like know more about like you should go research about SunRop.”

Because the Afro Futurism movement.

I'm not talking about you.

Yeah. The Afro Futurism movement is really interesting in terms of both pop culture, sci-fi. All of the stuff. There's so many cool things in Afro Futurism. Yeah.

And that's kind of what SunRop. I believe he created it. Yeah. I would say he created it. And he, it is just, like, just, like, just pre-pfunk.

Well, he's just straight up saying, back paper aliens and I'm bringing everybody back home. Like, that's the thing. And it is a, it's beautiful to see. And so just talking with George Clinton about this fucking shit. Because he's still so with that.

You really is, man. He's smoking that big old fucking joint. It's long. And I feel like he's more with it now than he has. My been my entire lifetime.

You only taught I had ever seen him live. And I've seen him do interviews. And I like the fact that we got to talk with him about UFOs and psychedelics. He is just, I can't believe it. Dude, him and Danny together.

Because Danny is, like, the true pfunk historian. Danny is the reason why the band continues to, like, live and go as good as it does. He knows more about them and what they've done than anyone else on earth. And for those of you that don't know, Danny Bedrojian that was with, or with George Clinton, he is the head organ player for pfunk.

He is there, they're fucking, he's George Clinton's consigliary. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like basically the band leader and it is just.

And we knew him from back in the day when Eddie used to work with him over at Hooter. That's right. Danny and I know each other forever from Hooter's. We've been fucking throwing parties.

Have it from anywhere at my house and tell us. That's a true PCU life dude.

“That's how I met the junior, George junior.”

That's how I met all the rest of the guy. Yeah. I remember being in that party, going to your house. How many stories am I allowed to tell? You're allowed to tell anything you want.

I think I told the story, but the one time when all of pfunk, the rest of pfunk except for George wasn't there. And then he, I was allowed to go into the back private room. You let me go in there. My bedroom was the VIP room.

My road VIP on it. And I paid one of my larger friends to stand in front of the door. And I'm like, you only let in our friends celebrities and Hooter girls. Yeah. I put a tag in my room.

Yeah dude. It was full bar and I had someone sitting in the corner. Rolling blunts. I was at 30 people in my bedroom. Dude, I remember walking in there.

And they were all doing lines of blow. Like all of pfunk was doing like crazy coke. And then he was like, looked up at me.

I never spoon like, sorry, everybody.

I'll be going now. Enjoy the cocaine. Yeah man, it was fucking wild time. And I miss it man. I was able to talk the cops out of stop on our parties.

It was just so much fun. It was fucking fun. Like, you gave me a real college existence during that time period. Well, what was parties was the first time we smoke weed together. Yeah.

Yeah. It's fucking awesome. Also, I want to do a bit of a correction because I'm not going to do any Listener emails because I don't really like, but I do someone brought up. Because on last week's episode of the Jimmy Savvill series that we're doing for

Last podcast on the left, a laugh a minute. We talked about, one of the things that came up was about female novelty acts. And we were saying, we can't think of a female novelty act. And we had a lot of people bring up after the fact that I do understand Garfunkel. No, it's obviously the reformed horrors for the best of all.

Yes. But in my mind, I actually, I know them. And I know them personally. Like, like, on my mind, I don't, like, this is, I feel like this is a side story. It's [email protected] question that I love to open up to anybody.

Also, maybe knows music theory or whatever.

“Is the comedy song and a novelty song the same thing?”

Yeah. You see, I don't know. Like Garfunkel notes to me are comedians. And they make comedy songs. And they make funny songs.

And then like, that's like one thing. That's one way. That's comedy songs. Dude, Al does parody songs. We hate makes, like, not novelty songs. He makes things that are like, you know, like, specifically, you know the song that it's based on.

And it's a funny thing on the based on song, right? That thing. But then I believe novelty songs are stuff like they're not necessarily funny or, like, like, like, you know, the ones that we brought up, like, we were talking about these songs are like monster mash. Uh, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, what's the thing? We thought of one. The purple. Bikini.

Yes, but even that we were like short shorts. We were short shorts. Like those are not those are to me. That's a novelty song where it is not a traditional song that then becomes a hit. Am I wrong in that? I don't know. Email me.

Tell me why I'm wrong. Because I live every day to be told that I'm wrong. I feel like it's not what muscles. And like, you know, one of those pianos where you pull the string.

“Yeah, yeah. To me, that's what it is. I love to be, I love to learn.”

I live to be corrected. And I laugh when the audience is right now I'm wrong. Yeah. Also, go, listen to the performers. Why not?

By the way, you know, we got lots of things that we want to tell you to go do. But I saw this fucking amazing movie last night. And I really want to tell people to go see it because it's not playing in many places. Um, is a musical documentary about Billy Preston. That's the way God planned it.

Um, it's playing randomly in cities. It was only one showing here. And I saw it last night. He's the fifth beetle. Um, yeah, go to Billy Prestonfilm.com. It's a very, it's one of the best music docs I've ever seen.

Uh, it's traveling the country. It's going to lots of different places. Uh, so check it out. Make sure you watch it if you get the chance. It's totally fucking worth it.

Um, I didn't know he's very secretive person always has been.

Um, it seems like he was closeted. Yeah, I did not know about that. I mean, he had his gay relationships. I had no idea. Yeah, and there's a lot of he has a lot of shady time. He did a lot of drugs. You know, but, uh, it's very interesting.

“And I think everyone should watch it out, uh, watch it.”

Uh, if you get the chance, um, it was beautiful. And, uh, I honestly weeping half of the movie. Guys, Peter, I was a regular Jimmy Carter in there. Oh, uh, I think he's overly empathetic with my peanut. Uh, I also want to say a big shout out to Neon Genesis 7 Galilee and a bit of watching that with my wife.

And I'm in sort of, oh, she's been kind of half paying attention. And while I'm describing the things that are happening to it and why it's awesome. She's been kind of doing that. So it's just messaging her boyfriend. The, um, She just knows you're distracted.

All right, um, side stories hitting the road. April 17th Anchorage sold out. You can't come. Get come. Don't even bother April 18th. Not even if you bought a ticket. Yeah, fair banks. We're hanging.

We're coming. We're doing it. There's still two. That's a show up to Fairbanks. I need people to come to Fairbanks. I think something we got like 100 tickets or something. So the only one. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's far. Oh, yeah. It's far away. I understand.

But please, it shows me amazing no matter what. Oh, yeah.

Um, then, uh, this is a big announcement on 420 today's later. We're actually going to be in Portland with our boy Billy Wayne Davis. Did you, um, tickets for that are available on any tunes.com. Um, Lexington Kentucky April 26th. That's going to be Henry and I. This might be the one time we perform drunk.

You might get there. It might get there. That might be a little bit of secrecy. He has right next to all the, uh, the whiskey. Oh, yeah. So we're going to do our best. We're going to have a lot of fun. Man, no, I'm so excited. We love doing side stories live.

We're going to be out there real soon. And we're going to have a bunch of other dates that we're going to be pressing. And that 420 show. I have no idea what we're doing. No idea. I don't know where it is either. No, it's in Portland. I know it's in Portland.

It's Billy Wayne Davis's shot. It's at the siren theater, um, from seven to nine PM. And you can get tickets, um, over at event bright or Billy's website or my website. Yeah. Well, she posts that. Yeah. Yeah. Because that's going to be fun rolling a stone.

“And I think we can smoke inside or something.”

We'll figure it out. Man, seven. That looks as a joke. May 30th Rochester sold out. Why don't people hit me out there. Like it's sold out.

I don't know. I'm not getting that. Um, and then June 28th London Ontario still tickets for that. Go and check that out. Um, this weekend. Obviously, I'm going to be in P.Fong Fest.

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