Side Stories: Man vs Moose

That's one of the cannibalists I started.

Side stories. Yes. What I'm curious about is, is that, just like Maxwell and person. Yeah. You think so?

Yeah, because. Why don't those good old fat? Because they can someone just hit nerve. Fucking nerve. Do you think she's jamming it in a bunch of places?

Believe me. I want her to be dead. Just as much as Jeffrey Epstein did. Just a bunch of stuff. She's dead.

She's hanging out somewhere. Probably a chillin. I think. Oh, I was. I believe that that absolutely was just laying Maxwell.

It's just, you know what it is?

We're so steeped and deep down already for this.

I believe the fifth. Whoa. Is that her? Oh, and you want to do it? I got a fat face.

But she just looks like shit.

“I think that that's what people understand.”

Yeah, she's in like a lesser security person than she was. But she's not getting her vitamins. She's not getting her very, very high-end skin treatments. Oh, yeah. She's not getting the best possible food attainable that she could possibly get.

Like she was used to. The little boy for skins that they, that they mash up and sell. And you put up in your, you get like the little bags. Get rid of the little bags under your eyes. And then she also doesn't, she was a bad camera.

It was bad lens. She was sat back in the chair. Like you'd be surprised how much often you when you, when you're supposed to take pictures professionally, but they say it's put your head on shelf.

Yes. I don't lean forward a little bit. Put your head on shelf. So she sat back. She looks like shit because she's given herself the double chin thing.

Like hot girls do on TikTok to pretend to be funny. But see, but like, you got, it, her nose. The nose is different. I think it's just, she's got a big, she's got a big nose. Her nose is grown.

I think it's, you grow an age and you'd be surprised what happens when, it's the angle of the picture. Yeah. No, just ladies. I know that.

Famous, they feel this is keep growing and their ears keep growing. Well, you, you have to, they're dead. Yeah.

Well, no, when they, when you're alive, your nose and ears never stop growing.

“That's why do you, how do you explain like Jimmy Durani?”

I don't think women are any different than men necessarily biologically in that way. Side stories, [email protected]. Do women's noses continue to grow as they get older, like men. And explain to us how that's also some very obscure, turf thing that we have stumbled upon and we're making people angry.

Welcome to Side Stories. How you doing, everybody? My name is Henry Zeprowski. I'm here with Ed Larson. Hello.

You're describing for the show the really appropriate way to do this show. And the only way you're properly doing any form of comedy or radio is it half the people that listen need to be engaged because they hate you. That's right. And then we're looking at you, Rav for owners.

You fucking pussy. You waste a space. Cowards. And I will say last week on Side Stories. I called this last week.

I knew it was going to happen. I called it. We even mentioned circumstances. And we kind of even talked about it in a semi-joking fashion, I've received so many impassioned emails from everybody,

from everybody, from all walks of life. I was talking about last week about the bloodstained men. And I started to see on Instagram about the men that walking around the bloody handprint. Is it objectively funny to me and Henry?

Yes. I don't know what to do about it. There's men in white with red blood prints and prints on their junk. I'm allergic. That makes me flat, comedically, I'm allergic to sincerity.

There's really nothing I can do about it. I wish that I was different. I wish I could feel these feelings. I just don't. Right.

So when I see things that are hypersensier, they make me laugh. So when you guys send, which I really appreciate.

“I think I learned a little bit to be honest with you.”

I know. Just a little bit off the top. It just seems these people that were not circumcised. They really are a little extra sensitive about this topic. So I totally understand.

I did learn a lot because partially it's true. If I had a son, I wouldn't know what to do. I do understand that you've our clip the fucker. I would be torn. I would be torn because I know it's a barbaric practice.

I know it's old as time. I know that there's no real specific given purpose for it. Any more barbaric is doing it when you're 40. That's not a suck. If you choose to do memories when you're that age.

Fucking beat me, dude. If you get circumcised optionally, you're something fucking settingly wrong with you. But it'd be a religious thing. I don't fucking know.

All I'm just saying is, I understand. I would be confused because I would not like to harm my theoretical son. I also would not know how to tell my theoretical son. How to care for an uncircumcised penis. So I wouldn't know quite what to do.

But I do.

It is not.

We're not just making fun of you.

Yes. I mean, also, I think the world would be a better place if men were less like sensitive about their penis. Well, let's just say a lot of people have died because they've made fun of penises. Yes. And I think that penises should just be allowed to be made fun of.

I'm sorry. I just think the world would be a better place if everyone just take that joke. It's a part of a penis having responsibility. It's much like being a police officer.

“You have to understand the penis is a dangerous weapon.”

Right. And so you have to have this a bit of sense of humor about it. Okay. Because yeah, I agree. I read under Saturn's shadow.

I understand there are actual men's issues. And I read about this. There's three W's. So they talk about a men's issues. Right.

It is work, worry, and war. One is men are supposed to go die and war. When they don't, where does all that excess violent? Where did you go to? Oh, 99.

Right.

It goes into something else.

It turns into a competition. Bob sledding. You think Bob sledding wouldn't come out of not out of got a toxic masculinity? It was a fun way to enjoy snow. I'll tell you what.

You don't circumcise your Bob sled. You ain't winning. Exactly. You know, you got to thin that out. Right.

Then there's there is work, which is that men are supposed to work. Provide money and then die. I agree. Right. That's a bully.

And then with that men are supposed to. So these are the issues. Men have issues. Which is the concept that I find really, really funny, which is yes, men own everything. But isn't that stressful?

Here's the thing. I don't think about the worry thing. I don't think men worry like women worry.

“Well, I think women worry way more than men.”

It just, we're just talking about perennial quote unquote men's issues. And like, I so understand when people in the circumcision and then the anti-circumcision world, they're trying to defend the little boys that reviewed sometimes by society as expendable. Yeah. And you know, it's just, there's a lot of us.

There's one guy because we made fun of them for, we then make fun. We said like, oh, you got to clean it. It's a lot of maintenance. And this guy was just like, hey, you're cleaning. I'm good.

You know, that's the problem. Full honestly. I don't shower every day. So, you know, not shower every day. I, you know, I can't be having the, you know, to deal with that.

You see, I'll do a horse bath every once in a while. Yeah. Yeah. So you do something every day. Well, if I do deodorant brush my teeth for sure.

Yes, Dad. Yeah. That's a minimum, Eddie. Yes. I know that if my wife is going to engage with my balls.

Oh, I'm cleaning them. Yeah. Even I just got a whiper. Yeah. Yeah.

Even if it's just a wet towel for sure. Yeah. Sometimes I just sit on a pair of damp shorts. I don't think that's making it better. No.

It's making them wet. And that means clean. All right. I think we've done enough here. I think we've just made everybody angry enough.

I'm just very happy. You got your four skins. I'm proud of you. Please keep them. And the ladies who love it.

Good. I love everybody that loves it. Hate everybody that hates it. I don't need more sensitivity. I don't need help coming.

No. I've anything I need resist if someone could maybe take some more off of mine. I don't need the magical nude with a what I keep seeing nuanced pleasure. All right. I don't even need it.

You have time for nuanced pleasure. All right. I got to please my wife. Yeah. Maybe what people could do is if we get a bunch of these four skins together.

We could tie him together and maybe use him as like a life jacket or a raft. You know, like a like a life raft to help like the little alien Gonzalez. Was it the world? Yeah. You know, if like you ever had to like, you know, like if you ever run a cruise ship.

And like it was going down. You're like, oh, don't worry. I brought my own floaties. And there's just a bunch of and it's just a bunch of forskins. I know what that would be super helpful to have on what crime wave it's see.

Oh, yeah.

“If you want to join us over at the Royal Caribbean.”

We are going to be at next year's crime wave. It's see February 2027. Crime wave it's see two point. That's right.

We're going to be sailing from incredible four lotterdale.

Nothing bad has ever happened there. Not once. Honestly, this is last time we came back on crime. The ship next to us had a murder. Yes, but it was guess what?

What carnival. Yeah. We all know what happens over there. Carnival is the bad one. Go to crime wave at c.com/left.

Debuy your tickets to see us. If you came last year, it was the most fun. We had, and again, we were talking. Remember how much shit we talked. We had no idea what it was going to be like.

Truly one of the funnest weeks of my life. We and getting to meet everybody on the road was so fun. And everybody had a blast. And this time we're going to be bringing even more heat. It's a bigger boat.

It is a bigger boat. We're going crazy. Yeah, man. I'm going to fish. And also, you're truly the best part about this crew.

I'm going to go fishing with the buffet as well. Oh, yeah, it's funny. That's funny. It's cute.

“We could go, you know what's nice about these tickets?”

You can pay for them for the entire year. Yeah. So you can buy them in installments. Truly, I cannot like of all of our live shows.

I've never experienced anything like that.

And I can't wait to do it again. It is a little expensive, but it's your vacation. You know, it's your money. It's it's all your food, your lodging. I was grilling people the whole time.

I was like, is this worth it for you? Because I was like, feeling guilty. Yes. And every one of them was like, this is amazing. I'm having the best time.

Also, I will say, I do believe we will have a face reveal of the dude from case file. Oh, yeah. I believe that's the big thing on this one. Is that the, the, the, here for me, it shouldn't like he's just a voice. Well, if I want to see his ass.

Well, that's what we get to do. Yeah. Because you know why? Because man make other man do thing. That's right.

Show me that. No, you're a buddy, man. That's right. Talk to the boy. I'm your kid.

All right. Now that's up.

Just so you know, we went.

“As we were going through the squeaks information.”

I clicked over and I looked at Royal Caribbean over on the Epstein file. And we don't need to talk about what happened there. But let's see what happens. We looked at the Caribbean. Oh, just regular, just regular Caribbean.

Look what happened when we looked up carnival crews. Oh, yeah carnival. It was fucking disgusting. They had a great time over there. I deleted the email.

Okay. Good. Good. Yes. I deleted the email.

Yes. The carnival was on there way more. The world Caribbean. Are we in the updates? We're in the updates.

Let's head in. Island adventure. Heck yeah. It's Jeffrey time. Man.

I promise you.

We're going to talk about other stories this week too.

Yes. I know. But like I had the realization this week that I had been past his island multiple times in the 90s. Because I used to go to St. Thomas because every trip when I was a kid was a cruise. Don't get it.

And so like, because I was in South Florida. And we get like discounts and shit. I love to gamble. So I always go. And so we would go to St. Thomas regularly.

And then every time. I don't know why my dad loved going to St. John. And so we would take a boat from St. Thomas to St. John. And then in on the way on that boat every time. The guy would be like, and there's little St. James Island.

Yeah. Every single time. Wow. So like, I was just driving by there as a kid. And everything was going on.

This is just I don't know. I'm not talking about myself. But I just wonder if he'd already purchased the island at that point. I don't know whether I had Jeffrey was a bore. I'd say it was the early 90s.

So there might be. There might be a chance that wasn't his island at that point. Oh, yes. And now we also see there was a Tyler Olaviera went and he broke onto the island. I watched this video.

It was fun. It is. It's interesting. It's a beautiful island. Got a beautiful piece of place up close.

Well, you know, it's also very people living there. It's extremely cryptic. It is own. There are people walking around. We do believe they were sending a messages that night.

Like, we know you were here and stuff like that.

“The person that I believe that is currently on the.”

On it is Katrina Schuliac that I believe is his former girlfriend. Karina Schuliac. Episyn's last girl from the dentist that he worked with is currently living on the island. Who's got you owns it now? Some weird.

I was looking him up and I went on a rabbit hole trying to get through him. And he's like one of those billionaires that's like scrubbed himself from the internet. You know, he's one of those entrepreneurs. Steven Deckoff. Steven Deckoff.

That's his name. Yes. Steven Deckoff. I don't know. What the fuck he's doing down there.

He said he's going to do something. He wants to put a resort. He straight up saying he's going to put a resort there. Which kind of, I mean, you know, it makes sense. It's better than a rape factory.

I guess it depends on what you do there when you've paid the resort fees. I mean, the thing is like, who the fuck wants to stay there? Other former rapists that are looking to remember there wonderful times. There's so many islands in the Caribbean. Why do you want to go to the one where people would just fuck children a bunch?

Gentlemen, you want to know genuinely why, I think. It's because of the way it was for it to travel to. It is extremely exclusive. Yes. There's a way to, you can still find it.

Do all these little puddle jumpers the way he got people to the island. Yes. You just, you fly to St. Farts. You fly to Mexico City. You fly to all these other places.

And you can very easily drop in. Dude, the fucking kid that we were just talking about took a jet ski. Yeah, I mean, yeah. You know. He just depends on how fucking Jill you are.

It depends on how much games you are. It's going, I just, just very briefly. So I deepen the research. Everybody in the country that has a set of balls or tits right now is the Reachers researching the episode.

We're all experts. Everybody is up into it. I met the lovely lead singer of Sepulter over the weekend. And me and him had a wonderful time. It's just so funny.

He's the nicest man I've ever met, Derek Green. Extremely nice man managed to make it for about an hour before we started talking about it. It was nice.

But he wasn't ready to hear about the cannibalism. Now, one of the big things. So Tyro wasn't ready to hear about the cannibal course. I happened to notice that that's when he called his Uber. It was when I was describing about how Jeffrey Epstein was rumored to be eating human

jerky.

And I was complaining to Derek about how the problem is.

I said, "Well, it's not human jerky. I'm sorry to interrupt you. It's not human jerky. They just refer to human flesh as jerky apparently." Well, let's see if that.

But if you're depending if you're jerky eating it. It's the worst meat to jerky because human meat is most compared to pork meat, which I also find to be the worst jerky meat besides turkey. Turkey jerky and pork jerky by far the worst jerky's. I like salmon jerky.

I'm fine. I love salmon jerky. I think you're mostly your part. That's what that means. But I was saying to Derek, my main issue is that if humans are pork,

then we should be treating it like pork. And essentially, you need to braze it. Yes.

And then he called us Uber.

But again, with more. In Epstein's case, raise it to be a adult. Then you can really farm music. I think jerky was just a cold word.

“In a way, I think it was just a cold word.”

It's because they said it was in the freezer. And anyone who puts jerky in the freezer is a real jerk worse than a fucking child. That's right. I'm with Annie on that. What's wrong with you?

If you prefer jerky in your freezer, you are not only doing it wrong, your teeth are gone. He also, yes, and he also compared the intestine, the taste of the bellies of the, and the intestines and the meat of babies to be like cream cheese, which is also compared to a,

1800 stockument that was written in France by a guy that ate human flesh. Okay. And he wrote all of these things. So I actually don't know what he got in from actual experience, or literally what he read in a John Janade novel.

He seems to be a fan of awful science. Jeffrey Epstein, one of the things that was revealed in this week's dump, which I thought was really interesting is the fact that he called his new Mexico Ranch his science center. Yes.

We know that he was heavily involved in eugenics process. Like all of these things he was very interested in human eugenics. The eugenics programs. One of the interesting things that came out this week in the last dump, which now Pam beyondy has officially said is over.

Oh, yeah, thank you. We're now done. So she said it's complete. Because she's done such a great job over the course of her career, dealing with the Epstein crisis.

It's utterly covering up, eating and embedding it, being a very much a center of it, and the journey general for Florida, during his main years of being a child trafficker, she's either in on it or a fucking idiot. Yeah, I think that they don't need to be mutually exclusive. Yes.

So this is the last week, as we were covering this, there was a hearing going on with Pam beyondy, right? And with various people represented involved with this investigation. And the thing that came out was at Rokana, a Democrat rep. He came out and he revealed six men that he immediately was in the unredacted files that he got to see.

On the four computers that they're allowed to have access to. Which apparently, using this is the statistic they've said, with just the files that have already been dumped, with only the computers that they have access to, it would take seven and a half years to go through every single file in the Epstein file.

It's insane how long you can really spend doing this shit. And also Rokana immediately noticed, which I noticed even last night,

“I was going through various documents because that's how I relax.”

And I was noticing there would be the same document uploaded through your four times, differently, redacted each time. Yes. Right. So each one was left out. So you start to actually, a lot of times, if you just read the same document for different places,

you get the whole fucking document. So that's kind of where I was doing for a while,

but Rokana was basically saying, "What in the living fuck is happening here?"

The first thing I see, though, are these lists of conspirators, there would be part of a theoretical lawsuit and the theoretical investigation. And these were the names he read. And the reason why I want to reread them is that they were coming out last week, it was a big surprise.

But we have no idea what this means yet. Yeah, you heard us read the names at real time. I didn't have time to research them. It's crazy. So right now, the big bad guys are Les Wexner, right?

In the eight year old, we now he goes off. He's the guy that did Victoria Secret, Amber Krompy and Fetch. He's apparently the center of Jeffrey Epstein's original big amount of money that kicked off the whole thing.

Jeffrey Epstein got power of attorney for him. Les Wexner goes on to say that he was manipulated by Jeffrey Epstein. You know how easy manipulator these billionaires are. Oh, yes. So he was manipulated by Jeffrey Epstein.

Probably because Jeffrey Epstein was fucking him.

“I think that that's one of those because Jeffrey Epstein”

was fucked anybody that moved if he got him through something.

And so that's that's number bad guy number one. Sultan Ahmed Bin Sulaim. Sulaim.

“So this is a guy that he's from D.P. World,”

multinational. So this is what's interesting. Ports and logistics enterprise. That's what this guy is run. So his thing is he's in shipping and exports.

And of Dubai. Yes. So he's really good at getting things from one place. Turn off the place. Who would need that?

I don't know. Somebody goes. P.P.P. That's my that's my cue. It's my trafficking noise.

So we need to get that. Yeah. I don't think with human trafficking. The real problem is how long it's been. Oh, my good love.

You've been driving us started to go from three to nine. Oh, is this non rush hour? Oh, it's moving. So these fuckers. So he.

So Sultan Ahmed Bin Sulaim. He was a one that he would trade sexual things with Jeffrey Epstein. This is the guy that. Yeah, Epstein sent the email to. I loved the torture video.

And he goes and he. They talk about sex. They talk about fucking. They send each other pictures of naked girls. They send each other pictures of of of of little girls.

They send each other pictures of. I also remind yourself in the Epstein files. Are some of the worst things have ever seen. And some of the descriptions of some of the worst things that I've ever seen. Because they say a lot of times they will.

They will redact a photo, but then describe the photo underneath it. And it is just as bad as reading it. As looking at it. I'll tell you. Right.

So we know that that was one one specific email. He sent a Jeffrey Epstein. This is the Sultan. He said two years ago in from an American university in Dubai. It was a girl that had the best sex I ever had.

Amazing body. She got engaged. But now she back with me. He said. And that they go back and forth.

So that's his body. Now that's the there's now four names. So those are two famous names. Yeah. Now the four names that came out underneath it.

Nicola Caputo. Salvatore Noark Day. Now, no. Nothing. Nicola Caputo is the same name of an Italian politician.

Okay. They don't think has anything to do with it. So they don't know who this guy is. So it's another thing. Because that's the other thing.

You look up a name.

“And then you got to remember other people have the same name.”

Yes.

So you're not necessarily finding the correct person because they always bar out the

fucking email address. These people's blibes could just fucking exploded. Like this guy, Salvatore Noark Day. Salvatore Salvatore Noark Day of Queens, New York. Called Rokana's office to say straight up.

I don't know if they know what they're doing over there. They're just the popman. He told the Guardian. But how can I clear my name? I've been arrested.

Phone related crimes. This is this guy. Just a guy from Queens. Yeah. He's like, I don't know.

That's not me, bro. That's not me, bro. Yeah. I wouldn't do that, bro. Yeah, but he like robbed a bank here.

Yeah. Oh, no, no, no, bro. Right. Then Zurob Mikhaladze. No idea who that guy person is.

And then Lianon Leonid Leonov, right? Who's also he's this guy some randomly. He's an IT manager in Queens. He says that he was he being pulled in. He's just fucked up.

He's like, I don't even have a second or third degree connection to him.

Never worked for him. Nothing. So. These are unnamed. We don't know who these people are.

These are the guys that literally grabbed girls off the street and helped provide them. That we're all under John Luke Brunnell. All these other people that were connected over in Europe that Epstein would work with. I just am illustrating this to understand how big this is. Pan beyond the yesterday that fucking bitch put out a list of any in a series of malicious compliance.

“Put out what she said, oh, you want a list of names?”

Here's all the names. I gave a list of 300 names that are referred to in the emails, including Elvis Presley, Charlie Chaplin. Yeah. And he's single time. Anybody's name has been driven because she's a fucking dog complicit villain.

Well, yeah, because she's trying to fuck with us. The way that they dump these emails is a way to fuck with your brain. Yes. When you just give someone this much information. Well, that was the end organized. It sends people into meltdowns and then when you're going into the meltdown, you then sound crazy.

But this is where I'm going to give you guys a leg up because we're going to stop covering it every single day, every this at this fitness. Okay, because we do have other stories we have to talk about. Eventually, but we're all, but this is the single most, the only, but also don't get a twist.

Because this is the single most important story in the fucking world right now of our entire life.

It is the single most, I don't anybody that laughs at you about being not being the single most important political story of our generation. Can they are a part of it? Yeah. If they literally don't get why this is so big and why this is the number one, then everybody can go fuck. All right.

How people with kids don't care about this. Well, it just makes me nuts because they're also purposefully overwhelmed. Yeah. So one thing to do is there's certain file types to look for.

Oh, God.

“So when you look up, if you want to look up a file that is super crucial to the case, it's FD302.”

Okay.

What that is is the witness testimony and the various criminal conspirators that were interviewed.

And it is the most heavily redacted and it's stuff that is the most missing. And it's the stuff that we have to yell about the most because it's the heart of the entire case. And it's literally what they have now, which I'm now also starting to understand. They obviously don't want the victims' words to be heard by people. Yeah.

They don't want them to be heard. They really do believe in many ways that the victims' words. And I'm saying this is from DOJ's perspective are like the least credible, least amount of work. Like they hear all of these like when Pam beyond he was sitting in that room with all of the victims standing behind here. Fucking ignoring.

And then she dared to say that that was political theater. That's like a thing that makes me makes my fucking blood boil. Those are the people who the crimes were perpetrated again against. That's who you're supposed to be fighting for. That goes to the people you're supposed to be fighting for, not for the people in the fucking document.

And so this is so it's don't let them tell you that it's some form of virtue signaling to care about this because it's not. Anybody that doesn't care about this has no heart. The Dow Jones is going to be there. But seriously, the Dow Jones is going, what I want also to hold, the Dow Jones is going to snap back. Whatever the fuck it is that we do.

“The Dow Jones is now like that's why I don't understand my other fucking.”

Sadly, other CEO types is that honestly the economy is going to be fine. We'll arrest all of them and the economy will be fine. It'll actually bounce back. Yeah. And then when we start charging billionaires taxes, guess what comes back?

It comes back. Yes. It'll go into schools. Yeah. Who fucking domain it also?

Looks like a too far ready. Come on, let's start going too far. All right. So one big thing that I won't relevant. I don't want to go too far.

I wanted to go back for one second real quick.

The six names. I thought you didn't mention Ego Brok. I thought he was all over it too. He is. So this is kind of.

This is the other side of it. So this does roll Connor. Just name those names. He did that as a point. Like he did those to be like, this is just an example of a redacted email that names.

Co-conspirators that we have redacted. It's not like there was no reason for those names to ever be redacted. Because they were not victims. The only thing that we're supposed to be redacted was information connected to victims. Not the people that did the crimes.

So one thing that came out in this email. That this is where I'm going to send you off as a listener. Go and listen to several places to go research now to make it easier. Go to dropsitenews.com. Okay.

It's got the the most current Epstein information that I have found on a sub stack. You have to pay for that. I did pay for it. Okay. I did pay for it.

But they're on there are like unpaid for their free articles. So there's like one of the sub stacks. Back a day is another one that I follow. And they are really following. That's been it.

Oh yeah. De Epstein and Israel's connections. Yeah. So last week we talked a little about how Polin was doing a big investigation into him being a Russian spy. Yeah.

So there. But we all know that he was probably playing four different teams. We know at least. We know that he did a weird foyer request to see what the CIA has. He had on him.

Right. So Jeffrey Epstein used to term skiff a lot like he used. He would throw around intelligence terms very easily. And one of the seems to main things that he was doing of the many things he was doing is that he was working with the former Prime Minister of Israel.

He would rock on creating this like a gigantic fund for cyber warfare. Okay. And they were going to be building this essentially.

Epstein had inside information about how powerful our cyber weapons were getting

in the United States of America.

“Then we did stuff like the I believe it was called the Stuxnet attack, right?”

Where we shut down all of Iranians nuclear programs using the cyber weapon that we have said that we didn't it wasn't a bubble. Right. Epstein knows we're working on the same thing. The Netflix wave warfare.

Remember the discombobulator that Trump talked about. Yeah. We that we used in Venezuela. They're doing the same thing. So these guys are Epstein realized.

Oh, America's getting really dangerous with these. I'm going to help our allies from the inside. So then he starts working with Israel. He starts working with Russia to create cyber warfare technology. It's like my blue heaven is like, who put you under cover?

He's like, I did it. It don't work like that. Yeah. I didn't. He's like, it doesn't work.

No, he's he's he was available to everyone.

And I don't think you had money.

“I think if you had money, he was available.”

We now know he was probably a part of whatever was this. Government coalition between various foreign adversaries to try to control the election in 2016 because a lot of these guys realized that they would make quite a bit of money when Trump was in office specifically because his administration was specifically promising them that they would make a lot of money.

If he was president and then they went ahead and really did make quite a bit of money. And they are right now. Yeah. Good. So that's the, that's kind of like I'm just going to send you off.

Yeah. EpsteinScan.org. Yeah. Another great website that breaks down. Not only does it break down the files and breaks down all the various relationships

it identifies the people by name who would that they're talking about, which is the kind of stuff you need to run it. Like, and then jmail is also crushing. Jmail's of course crushing it. And I've been listening to the Epstein files book club with Jennifer Friedman.

Great podcast. She had her Twitter mysteriously disappear and delete and then restart under a different name. So this is Jennifer Friedman. If you don't know, Jennifer Friedman is just amazing political comedian and follow her career. It's fucking unbelievable.

But she would torture Elon on Twitter. Oh yeah. And then one day she woke up and the whole shit was deleted. Crazy how that happens. Yeah.

These guys are the most sensitive bitches in the face of the planet. Yeah. They really are. These guys just really came in for comedians. Fucking heroes are all can't wait to shut us all up.

But then the comedians also. What a shame. They just love just. They treated comedians like currency. That's where my rabbit hole went.

I just started looking up every comedians name and like when they went now and how it all looks.

And I mean, I never knew him really. I definitely met him once or twice, but it wasn't friends with them.

Do whatever you can to stay away from Bobby Slate. Yeah. Yeah. Bobby Slate. But he probably needed the bump to be honest with you.

Oh, Bobby Slate and it's not doing well. But he will. What is nice about Bobby Slate and what we do know is he's available for private parties. Very of Mary of Ale. Very of Ale.

Now all of our other buddies that are like, you know, Joe Rogan and he was joking. I guess he said he was like, someone tried to go maybe go to dinner and I said, what are you high? And it's like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. If the if the child, if it was a baby elk, they went to God on there. If it was a racist South African. I guess they were looking. That's fucking traders.

I had the least American person in the face of the planet. How did I get here? I'm surrounded by traders. Right, like, like, I'm surrounded by trees and it's how am I the most American of all of us. I hate this country.

I hate these people. I will die for the, I will fight to protect these people though. I will fight to protect me. I fucking, what am I doing? I hear.

It's, it's a fucking crazy time. And I think it's just like real quick. I just wanted to tell everybody.

“If you're going through this rabbit hole, you need to take breaks.”

That's reason why we're taking a break right now to talk about other. Other super casual stuff, like the kidnapping of his Hispanic Guthrie's mother. Now, this story is like some really fun stuff. I wanted to talk about this. I hope that this helps, like, I hope that Guthrie's chicken shack can use this as an advertisement.

I kind of perlate them because I don't. We got the Guthrie. If she, if they, of Guthrie's from Calhass, he's, is Guthrie still around. Guthrie's is still around. It's a chain of, it's not a big chain.

But kings stole their sauce, literally? Yes, we know that. We know that. We know that. We know that.

We know that. It's so kings ran with it. And they're across the nation. Guthrie's left behind. I think the Guthrie's still mad.

Guthrie's definitely better. But I haven't had to go through since call. I had it more. I had it recently. Fucking.

Is it as good as it was? Just as good. No way. Just as good. I'm going to tell I have to assume to April 11.

I can't wait to have fucking Guthrie's with P.Funk. Dude, there's a Guthrie's in New Mexico. Dude, they're all over the place. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no. Good, great.

Yeah, so Guthrie's, whoo. You get to a Guthrie's? You can get to a Guthrie's. You can get to a Guthrie's. We've lost the place.

Yeah, no, I just want to say, I don't know. For the Cains for stealing Guthrie's bullshit. I've heard him make this guy over to say this for many times. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, yeah, this is not a singular rant.

I'm so sorry. He's done this. Yeah, he's talking about it. He's just hungry. All right, here we go.

Now, Savannah, gone three for those of you that are living under a rock.

“I think we covered it very, very quickly when it's first hit.”

Chicken Henry. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Savannah got three. She is, it's good morning America, right? And so she is a beloved, beloved anchor.

Her mother was kidnapped in January 31st, Nancy Guthrie.

Now, at first, obviously, they were holding the cards really close to the vest.

Savannah Guthrie came out and said, we're willing to give the money.

Oh, yeah. I've listened to your advice. No, my original advice is again. Don't pay a fucking dime.

“Don't you dare negotiate with these terrorists.”

Yeah. And you should call Liam Neeson. Yes. To go get him himself and you can go get him. But I understand one of the bastards.

Yeah, but now I understand it is we're now in more serious territory. So the time has passed since the masking for money. Yes.

And now we're going into the third week.

It's the third week. What do we know about the case? We know that there was a video from the ring cam that was being fucked with. So we saw a guy in a mask, Molly Klava. He had some kind of body armor on.

We don't when you're a kidnapping an 80 year old. How much body armor you need to have. Dude, it's Arizona. Everyone's strapped. Oh, I get it.

I get it. Gloves face mask. He's fucking with the thing. He's about five, five, five, ten. Yeah.

That's the only information we have. They now believe they have cleared the family. Well, they found the glove. They found one of the glove.

“If I'm a glove, there's a couple miles away.”

Then they sent it to Florida for DNA testing. Good luck. And there was, yeah, exactly. Oh, what a reputable place with a little too much DNA hanging around. It's Florida.

So you've got there was blood that was inside of her home that matched DNA on the glove apparently. They think that it's the same person. They have no record yet. We don't know. We don't record yet.

We don't have a thing in our way. Helping. This is the only nasty. You've got three coverage that comes with belching. I'm a human, I'm a human man in here.

They got the bomb. I'm a human man in here. They got the bomb. I was saying it. First thing I knew is if it was me, I would've diced.

I would've fucking completely stop them in their dress. No, I guess this is my question. You kidnapped. We have no idea why they're doing this now. TMZ is now directly at negotiations with the guy.

He says he knows the guy. He says, yeah, he says he's seen. See Nancy Guthrie and he has information, but he doesn't want to go to the cops because he has pass crimes. He doesn't want to get arrested for it. And he said that they saw them go south of the border.

Right? Now, this is my question far. That for her son.

But my question is, is okay, your kid never.

Your job. You're going to get this woman. You're going to do it with like God knows why it seems. Mostly it might have been it seemed it was like for money. But then they sent this ransom note and then they didn't get in didn't get back.

Yeah. What happens if you kidnap an 80-year-old woman? And then she diced on you, especially which she doesn't have a medicine apparently. Yep. What do you do then?

Go to Mexico. With a dead woman? I mean, you know, they're not really checking everything all the time. You know, you can get in the Mexico a lot easier than you can get out. No, I guess that's true.

It's also one of those where I feel like because it had a bit of a debate. A successful kidnapper gets the money. Yes. A successful kidnapper doesn't. He's doing well.

No, he's not. I mean, they not caught. Which I'm very blown away by. You say that that's him. But that to me, no, that's not what he was trying to do.

He was trying to get money. How much money is her dead body worth? Nothing. Nothing absolutely nothing. I mean, I pay a little bit for my mom's body.

I mean, the most you're going to get out of me. I'm sorry. If you've already killed her, ten grand. Eddie. Two grand.

Two grand. She's already dead. She's already fucking dead there. I'm not paying you 10 grand for a cold body. All right.

At that point, you barrier. Yeah, I mean, tell me where you barrier. I'll come visit her. Obviously, you go. That's not cost to grant.

I'll pay to barrier. All right. You just sent me a geolocation of where she is. I'll go visit her. Because obviously, clear is up a lot of problems for me.

Make it close to Cabo if you don't mind. If you don't mind just so that I can hit some of my little. I'm trying to get to know the locals. No, this is, it's extremely sad. I don't know what they're expecting to get out of this.

I don't think it is going to end well for anybody. Oh, man.

When they thought it was the brother of the mod first.

And then they showed a picture of that guy. And I was like, "May God help him." Yeah, he's like, "I just want to take this because I look like shit. I'm out of life. My sister's not buggy.

I think I stole her." Just because my sister is literally one of the beloved hearts of America. I'm a fucking drifter looking railroad working. Not me, need child murderer looking guy. I understand.

Investigate me, but not for too long.

“You have to find the people who did this.”

Honestly, clear me. I am unemployable.

Getting one person to sign off on me will maybe help.

All right. We got that's a horrible story. We don't know nothing else. So that's really it. We don't know a fucking anything else.

And we're just sitting and waiting just like the rest of you. Yeah. So who knows? So if you know, have any information inside stories, [email protected]. So I can send that information to the police and we can get the reward.

Yes.

“And if we go or you should probably just give it to the Arizona police,”

but if you want to call this in on that be great. Yeah. And then when we get the reward, we're going to put it towards free circumstances for any funny free circumstances. I'm going to bring my Gillette team.

We're going to have you guys come out here. There's nothing barbaric about it. It's completely normal behavior. Nothing barbaric about it. Nothing.

Nothing off-putting about it at all. All right. Let's talk about something fun. Oh, yeah. Like family annihilation.

Yeah.

That was you when I talked about because I have this story.

All right. Go ahead. Now this is a brutal story. And I'll throw it. Why not just throw it on the pile. So this is this was it.

They were ever at the Rio in Las Vegas. You ever been to the Rio of Thailand? I have it sucks. Yeah. It's not nice.

It seems to be dirty. Yeah. Well, that's what. But if you know if you want to see Pen and Teller, you go to the Rio.

That's where the comedy seller is. But then you leave Rio. That's fun.

“But you go to the Rio and you leave because some people get so fucking sad there.”

Yeah. They check in, but they don't check out. This is a sad story. Mother daughter found dead parent murder suicide at the Rio at a cheerleading competition. Give me an S.

S. Give me a you. Suicide's a long day. No, I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry.

No. This is the. I'm streamers. Sorry. They were over at the Utah extreme cheer competition,

which is honestly, this is bit extreme. I mean, this is extreme. Yeah. This is the most extreme cheering I've ever heard. Yes.

I'm going to see 10. Forty five a.m. There's this shot, a little girl. Tony a McGee hand shot her girl, a little girl. Audie Smith.

She was Eddie Smith. He was 12. And then shot herself. Now the thing that it seems to be. What came to a head was that they had a nine.

She had a nine year custody battle for Addy. Yeah. She's going through a divorce. She's going through a lot. Right.

The ladies are going through quite a bit as you could probably tell. And it's that apparently she got really upset about getting some mean text from the other cheer moms. Oh, really? Yeah. This is a cheer mom led to murder.

This is cheer moms got together encouraged her to commit suicide. Really? No, not really. But like. You're not.

We don't like your daughter. Your daughter is bad for the team. You're not as a new thing. They were like doing the thing. Like, oh, see, I was like, for two seconds.

I was like, oh, these cheer moms are like, do it. Do it. Get the Kelly hurt. Like, be nice when we're daughter. No, no, opposite.

They were saying that her daughter sucked. They're telling her daughter sucked and she was bringing down the team. And that Tonya sucked. And then they were all like mad about it because she was a new ad to the team. And honestly, man, it's hard out there.

But don't let these bitches get you down.

“Remember when we talked about Eleanor Roosevelt?”

Yes. The quote. Oh, yes, the quote. What's this? No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

So be like Eleanor Roosevelt. Eat pussy. Get out there and don't let these people bring you down. All right. You're at the cheerleading conference.

Your job. Add us a cheerleader. Yeah. You are a cheer leader. And I.

I'm like a blame at all. Obviously, you're 12 year old girl. But this is the time to really put her skills to the death. It's just crazy that these cheer moms are like, your girl is sad.

And she's not like checking on her mental health or well-being. None. They're just like, she's going to fuck up the competition. It sucks. You're your little girl.

You're a kid. I'm fucking high enough. Waste of space. I haven't seen her smile big enough. Yes.

They really. It was really rough. But Tony, it was obviously very upset. Yeah. Well, you know, maybe it's because they had to stay at the Rio.

And not the fucking Mandela Bay. Honestly, the Rio. It's not the Luxor. I mean, if it's not the Luxor, then tear it down.

I mean, it's just not the Luxor. But it's like now we know another place where people have committed suicide on the strip.

I know the Luxor is a big, this can show to me the first suicide at the Rio.

It's fake a city. It's only happy there. It would have reset in Vegas. That's kind of what I'm even sad about. This woman brought sadness to Las Vegas.

Is nothing bad ever happens there? No, once. It's up built on mob activity. It will places in built on crime, fucking human trafficking and pure deviance.

It's not just the suicide capital of America. According to 2004 CBS article.

Who would ever check into the four seizes Las Vegas?

Like that guy did. The top of the article. It was great. At the four seizes Las Vegas. Is there another one?

Yeah. Right then, Rob, let me go. Wow. There aren't four seasons. There's three best.

Maybe. What? Goal? Sure. I'm trying to think one of the seasons are rodeo season.

It's a big season. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's right. I don't know if we covered this with the seriousness.

People wanted it. Oh, what do you do? Well, here's a positive story. I'm coming in with a positive story. There's also a big murder suicide in Bulgaria.

Yeah. The hardest part about a Bulgarian mass suicide is fucking switch and legs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Isn't that all right? No, I don't. Bulgarian squads? Bulgarian squads? Yeah.

You're getting too into work and out. I wasn't working out thing. Well, Bulgarian squads.

You never do that in the football team.

“Or is that just what you were doing on top of your the coach from Europe?”

Hey. Come on. He was nice. At the Bulgarians. He was a friend.

Oh, that? Yeah. Oh, okay. If you need dip, you do a little dips. Denise.

Normally hold a weight. Just got nice pants. No, that's genomes. All right. So nice.

Here's the story that my favorite story of the fucking week is assess. Catch one man fights off a starving moose with his fists and a shovel and a 22 to save his mother. No, this is okay. Normally when we do these animal man fights animal attack. The man is awful.

Always bad. And we don't like them. And we joke. We last week. We just covered all these stuff like this week.

We're covering elephant attacks. Yes. Right. So we're recovering all that. So, but this is a nice.

He had to fight this is a true honorable fight to the death against the dying moose and a man. All right. So this moose. It's cold out. Negative 40.

Celsius apparently. When the living. Where's he on the moon? Is that's got you watch Jesus Christ. So, this moose is about the installation.

We just need a while. That's cold. Jesus Christ. So this mountain there is moose crawls up to the house because there's a heating vent. And it just wants a little warmth.

All right. But it's like really thin and really sick. And it's dying. Okay? Because there's not enough food for it.

It's too cold out. The guy's mom goes outside to tick out the trash or some shit. The moose sees her. She starts screaming. The try and scare it away.

The moose is fucking furious. Beats the shit out of the old lady. Well, to be honest, it sounds like she was like irritated. The moose or something. I mean, you got a scream at the moose.

But what was it trying to do? Stay warm. Because there was a heating vent that was leaning up against. It was trying to live. Okay?

There is a hint of sadness in the story. Why didn't you just let it be or the heating vent?

“Because I think it saw her and moose are very violent.”

Oh, moose will fuck your ass up. I found a video of him telling the story. If you want to check it out real quick. Oh, yeah. Is there one of those things where she's on her period or something to me?

Like, like, like, like, moose get worse. [laughing] He's surprised right? Am I wrong? Well, like, honestly.

No, like a bear. This is a man. This is a man moose, though. Oh, but why he, she attacked a woman by the moose attack. The woman in the first place.

Because it's starving and it's dying and it's going to get really defensive.

And moose are already violent on the bottom line.

Let me tell the quick version of the story. And because I only read it once and I want to see how right I am. And then we'll play his version. So he sees the moose on top of his mother. He goes up and he's like, "Get off my mob, moose!"

And he fucking punches it in the face of touch. He splits it up. Is it reminded of your childhood? Yeah. [laughing]

And the moose is like, "You fucking piece of shit." And he mooses like, "Start like kicking his mom again." You know, and she's like, "Oh, God, but fucking head!" "What fucking bodies are hitting shit?" And then he's like, "All right, I'm getting it.

He gets a big ass shovel. He starts slapping the moose in the face of the shovel. And mooses like, "Come on, bro. I only got a fucking take me down on those shovels."

“He says, "That's what you're going to do there."”

He's like, "You stay right there. Don't move. You stay on my mother. You stay right there." He goes in his house.

He grabs 22 rifle. All right, 22 small bullets. Yeah. Shoots the moose directly in the eyeball. Moose unfazed.

Shoots the moose in the other eyeball. Unfazed. Start shooting it over and over again in the same spot in its head. Until these 22s eventually penetrate its brain and it dies on the spot.

[laughter] Shoots fight to the dead. It's a hard fight. That's a gun, a fight. And it's a gun punch.

And these guys, they look at me so nice looking. He just looks like kind and they true kindness. I heard one guy call them. Those little snub-nose. Someone-- I saw someone who's gotten to a fucking hole

of self-defense videos. Yeah. And he calls those ear-nose and throat guns. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Like those are nose-nose. He's like, "You've got to match up against a guy's face." [laughter]

See how close that was.

“Shon Tuffnell says the showdown happened in being faint.”

On the morning of January 22nd,

when he found his mom stuck below the moose. My mom decided to come out to start a vehicle. The moose was laying right against the two vents. She come around the corner here. Just startled the moose.

Tuffnell's mom and G. Tuffnell tried to run back into the house when the moose pushed her down. Tuffnell came out of the house after hearing his mom yell for help. He put his ears right back, which means they're not going to run. So then I took about two steps and I punched him in the face right here.

When they said he went up in the air, "You're a big boy, too." Let's took us-- I just took one step down. That's a big piece. His foot at me and just missed my face.

Coming in terms of the situation, he had now found himself in. Tuffnell says he grabbed his shovel and tried to fight back. Only to have the moose charge him into the door frame. Then he went and he turned and looked to her again.

And he put his ears back and he went to go to her and then I went out and I grabbed him by the ear and like the bridge and the nose and pulled him because I knew I was safe in the doorway and then he come right back in.

His teeth were out like that trying to get me.

And I'd get him over top of the head like this.

Look at the open. I hit the door frame a couple times. Holy shit. That's when he broke my rib. At that point, Tuffnell's best.

He called her Dave.

“His mom's boyfriend to bring out his gun.”

After some more commotion. Tuffnell was able to retrieve the gun and shot the moose over a dozen times. You can see that's thin. And he's actually roll the blood.

Both Tuffnell and his mom were able to get away from the fight with treatable injuries. I have a quite a big gash in my leg. And the inside of the leg here. Oh, yeah.

He made a gas for this. He slipped down to my, to my heel and he made a bruise. You're bombing me out, lady. Get back to the moose.

Shut up, lady. I swear, what happened? A moose's body was then taken to Saskatoon for testing. The Canadian Wildlife Health Cooperative said in a statement that the adult male moose was in very poor conditions,

but ultimately died from multiple gunshot moose. Chuffnell's mom is just grateful for her son and her wolfs. This doesn't happen to anyone else. So I'm lucky to be alive.

Very lucky. You don't sound like it. Like it's thanks to him to my son. Yeah, thank you fucking son. He felt like a moose.

A savage, I said. Sorry. I don't know. Wow. Fucking incredible story.

Why do I feel like she's like, she made her, how do I put this? She only a mother can do a feel like make a vibe that feels like it's almost, he should feel guilty for killing the boys.

Yeah. For like helping her survive. She's like, 'cause you know it's the type of lady

that's always like, I should be dead.

I should be dead. And he always dreamt the moose would take me. I want to go this way. You took this from me. One thing I was supposed to do was have my teacher

which was off by me. No way from my mom moose. Just take the doctor. I suppose to go, I saw him dream. I talked to, I talked to fortune teller woman.

I don't want to kill you moose. Yeah, I talked to him moose. Don't let the moose kill me. This is my threat. You got killed the moose.

It's my faith. It sends me to heaven. See your miserable father.

“I'm certain that honestly it all worked out.”

It's not for the moose. Except for the moose. Moose got fucking absolutely just died. Crazy murdered. Yeah.

Hey. Don't attack an old lady. It was sick. That moose was relatively healthy. He would not have won the fight.

No, he would have tore him to shreds. But also go femme. Yeah. Here we go. We got another.

That's a little piece of advice for everyone out there. If you're going to fight a moose, make sure it's sick. Now with you canes. All right.

That is new metal moose. All right. All right. So I think that we've covered quite a bit today. I think we've got some letters.

You don't want to talk about the paramedic coming in the fireman's chili. Yeah. I could talk about it. I mean, we don't need to go too far into it.

It's really not that deep. It was really not that deep. It was right on top. No, but the-- No, but the--

No, but apparently there is a paramedic. It was like coming and pissing all over the fucking fire station. It was just a lot. Was he just trying to do a prank? A quote, quote, "fung me prank?"

You know, it's not-- It's not-- It's getting into the article. It seemed like it was all a prank. But now it's not a prank.

It's not a prank. It seems like it was all a prank. But now it seems like he's just like a sick fuck who likes to cover shit in his own common sense. There's a problem with pranks.

And I'm okay with a prank. A prank. You do it once. We have said this. How many times have we said this?

Yeah. A prank is funny. Yes. So a prank. It could be annoying.

But the goal is to laugh. Yeah. Right? That is the goal and the end you go. Oh, that's it.

You put your fucking ejaculate all over my security equipment.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's not a prank. That's not a prank.

You know what a prank is? No matter a rubber snake. Yes. That's a prank. That's a ceremony used to that.

I love that kind of prank. You know what's a prank? Fucking one of your buddy's wife. That's kind of a prank. In the firemen.

It depends. Yeah, firemen. They got loose rules. Fuck each other's wives all day. And it's all they do is swamp wives.

“And they're sitting around waiting for shit to do.”

No, I mean, they've been doing their naps. Yeah. It's been getting. We know it's going to be. I know what you guys do.

Yeah. We like to come for the firemen. Yeah, yeah. That's everything off the cloud at 9/11. We're 20.

We know what you do, center out. Wait for another 9/11 app. And so you can do whatever you want. We know what you want. It's one of you guys once around.

Sorry, obviously, we really appreciate our firemen. We can firemen. Please save us. We love, we start. We need you in a way.

All right. Let's look at this one letter. You want a new stinger? We got a couple of stinger. Oh, no, sorry.

You wanted a funk stinger, so. We got a couple. Yeah, I mean, we got a couple of them. I'll play one more surprise when people like just do the things that we randomly ask.

I love it. It's like, it feels me with the light. Yeah, man. Here you go. Great fun.

I want straight fun. [MUSIC]

All right, shut up for a second.

Listen, my name's Quincy Jones and you got a shot for a second. [MUSIC] All right, let me fuck you. [LAUGH] Well, you got enough of a woman like a steer-er.

[LAUGH] Right here we go. First of all, I got several emails. We talked last week about the Olive Garden Chef who committed suicide by sickening side in the fryer.

And I got two emails from health inspectors. Okay. That re-edited when Eddie said, which is, you know, it does clean it right out. [LAUGH] I told you.

They're like, that bleach cleansed it right out. You wouldn't even know it's in there. Biologically it's gone, because I brought this up to Natalie.

“I said, how would you feel about going back to that Olive Garden?”

She was like, I wouldn't go. And I was like, you know, they said it would be completely clean. It just seems to me as well, I wouldn't want to immediately go to the place where the chef committed suicide, because I want the chef to be happy. Well, that particular chef, not all of those chefs hate their lives.

Yeah, of course, but everyone does. Yes. Everybody works. Yeah, but chefs are a little more violent about it. Or love chefs.

Real chefs. Oh yeah, I mean, too. And I like our cook, too. Yeah, you know, Natalie was right about that, but just right about not going to the Olive Garden in general. But we all know that Olive Garden, I also got weird, several passionate, like people sticking

up for Olive Garden. Oh, really? And you're wrong. You're objectively not you're wrong. And you've got to find a new place to go.

Okay. I'll step back on the circumcision stuff. I'll learn. I'll learn. I'll hear.

I'll open up discourse. I'm happy. I'm happy for people with that. I will. I will.

But if you try to tell me, and because I've again, what I said, I have the ultimate Olive Garden experience. I've been there for a wedding reception, and I've been there for a week. And it's not good.

“That's like when they're supposed to be at their best, right?”

At a week, you'd think at a week, they would really do their best. Where would you put Olive Garden above or below, Boogatabepo? Below. Below, right? Yeah.

Because Boogatabepo sucks. Disgusting. Horrible. Great decor. Better ambiance.

Yeah. Yeah. Great. I'm also looking at those puzzles.

You never been to a Boogatabepo.

No, I have. It's just so expensive. Yeah. How is it so bad if it's so expensive? I've never paid for a meal there.

I was eat for free. That's how you like it. They know like it's a spinning amount of money. Yeah. Mr. Loss, you're nice to have.

You're nice to have. You're nice to have. But next to the purpose that. Yeah. I've got my feet.

I just think that Olive Garden exists for a reason because there's certain places in the United States, like say, hmm, Wyoming. Yeah. Yeah. Where there are it nice.

I tell you. There are better chains. The Kansas has great Italian food. Corrabbas. I don't know why I'm going to bat for them right now.

Corrabbas is a better chain. Corrabbas is a better chain. Yes. The fucking, um, uh, what tells the better is to not not not noodle factory. Spaghetti factory.

It's a Canadian chain. It's a better chain. Puzzulis is fine.

I just can't get four chains.

I just didn't. You can find a chain. Yeah. That's what I was looking for. Macaroni grill.

It's also extremely good. And that's a little expensive. It is. Sure. But are you going to date or not?

Yeah. Same thing. Or are you going to the end then?

“Unfortunately, the Mussolini of all of them.”

Cheesecake factory. Oh, absolutely. God. But I will say, in my experience, Olive Garden will let you drink underage. Yes.

So if you're trying to do that. Go. Go. You're 14. And you like.

You're going to love. Oh, God. Are you going to do this little letter? So. I heard your story about the Olive Garden Chef and committed suicide.

Coach called. And he's good. And I wanted to share the following when it came to business. It's not closing when an employee dies. My roommate in college worked for Universal Studios Hollywood.

I've been there punch. Well, I love that place. That's great. She mostly did just the in a janitorial work in the lower lot. But when she went to clock out of the shift change once, she was told by management to not discuss

this afternoon's events. So having no idea what the fuck they were talking about. She asked around. Turns out an employee who had quit the day before came back that day. Shot his girlfriend and then shot himself in the upper lot.

LAPD came that air the park was closed for a few hours where they cleaned up the blood. Upper parking lot. Yeah. So it was in the despicable me area. Really?

And apparently this part of the park is so popular for employee suicides. I've been there. Makes sense. That didn't hear the minions. He by the minions.

Oh, no. Did they call it? They're evil. A funny little joke that they call it within the amongst themselves is the super suicide fun land.

And instead of the super silly fun land. Tententially related. But this is also a part of the park where you can smoke. Oh, but that because also the part explicitly geared towards young children. So they let them want to smoke behind the rides there.

Yeah. It makes sense that you've broken smoke. Yeah. They don't want the smokers going all the way to the bottom. You've got to go back up all those escalators.

You can even back to the work really fast. escalators are specifically scarce. You don't have to climb. Well, I mean, you don't. It takes forever.

Yeah. But if you're a smoker, you don't care. You're waiting for death. Yeah. I mean, if I were to choose somewhere to kill myself at Universal Studios.

I mean, I feel like the despicable me area is the best choice. I agree.

“Honestly, I would do it on the Simpson's ride.”

Simpson's ride. I would probably go just for the, no, they need to change it. And you know what I would probably do. But if I was going to do it, obviously, I would do it on a White House tour. Oh, yes.

So I want to say thank you guys so much for joining. Just like everyone else who's talking about the Epstein files. We're joking.

We would never kill ourselves.

We would never kill ourselves. I'm not saying. I don't do high risk. I don't do high risk. Our lives are fucking phenomenal.

Super boring. I don't do anything. I take no physical risks. If you see anything happening, I mean, no. I don't know.

I don't know. I ain't skydiving. Not in that. I barely chicken wings. I just got my health by just my blood report back.

My heart's fine. My heart's doing great. My cholesterol's down. I don't have diabetes. No more.

No one's trying to die. Spoiler, ready? Because you never fully talked about your prediabetes disorder. Well, I had prediabetes and I got diabetes. And now, like, it went down.

But you never really talked about it. No, because I was very scared because both of my parents died of diabetes. And I just didn't want to joke about it. But you beat it. I don't know.

Well, for now. I mean, it's with you forever. You're maintaining it in a way that I'm super proud of you. Yeah. You look really good.

I'm going to live. You don't look like a shit. Thank you. I appreciate that. You don't look like shit either.

I look fine. Both of us could look way worse. And that's true. What? In our 20-sutton year relationship.

I think we're most attractive now. This is some. I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah.

This is good as again. This is nice.

“You should have seen when Henry and I when I was 280 and Henry was 320.”

We were a pair. We were. Well, you saw us rolling in. You knew shit was about to get loose, man. God.

That fucking Vegas seafood buffet. Never saw us coming. Oh, man. Then what I'm going down California. Oh, yeah.

Always get landlock seafood.

Always get landlock city name seafood. And another landlock city. And it's not in. That's where you get your buffet food always. Yes.

Oh, he did it. They did it in Jurassic Parking. No, that's where I would do it. Oh, that's where I do Jurassic Parking. Jurassic Parking.

Jurassic Parking. Jurassic Parking. Oh, well. Then why would you do it there? Just so I could always be the hair.

Oh, wow. Because that's sweet. Just like Robert Duval. We chose wrong. You have only chosen wrong for our.

We chose a lot. A Robert Duval would have been your awesome death pull choice. Oh, for sure. But I didn't, you know, I don't want to, you know, I didn't want that, you know?

What a great life. Super. Super great life. A lot of good ones died this year. But we're not doing that right now.

No. We're not. She got there and tried to live your own Robert Duval. Like life. Gonna pay it for you on dot com slash slash podcast and left.

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And we're going to be starting our brand new movie podcast. So we're going to be putting up this either this week or next week. I'll be talking with our, with our crew. We're going to be putting up a poll of directors that you would like for us to consider in our movie podcasting that we're doing. So we're going to put that.

We're going to put it all up. You're going to choose amongst your our selection. And we'll pick the top two. Yes. And do episodes on them.

Do you want to say who they are? Might as well get people excited. But right now, I want we want people to choose between two and you chose three. Yes. All right.

You want to tell them tell the people who you chose. Well, I want to do young strength.

“I think Meyer I want to do Alejandro judderowski.”

Yes. Or I want to do. Do I have to watch a bunch of Jordan ask you. Yeah, you might. Do you think they get us?

Have you seen the other ones? Yeah. I've seen El Topo in Holy Mountain. They're great. I mean, we've got the song raise fantastic.

Just make you so upset. Yeah. The animal murder. Wait. Do you see young strength, Meyer?

Yeah. Then also the other one is I can't wait for young strength. And then Andre Tarkovsky. And we're going to do all of these eventually.

We just want to know who we want to do first.

And my choices were William Friedkin because I want to see his whole catalog and Walter Hill, who's a guy who I just discovered that he just made a bunch of action movies. And some of them were awful. And some of them were just fucking awesome. I love that.

I watched a movie called Extreme Prejudice last night. What a blast. So, yeah, get into these weird directors. These older directors. Absolutely.

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Come see Henry and I on the road. Crimewave at sea.com/left to get tickets to see Henry and I at Crimewave at sea 2.0 in February of 2027. Plan ahead. Go have fun. We're going to get, we're going to have such a great vacation.

The pool party is the most fun. I can't wait to do that. It's the most work Henry and I've ever done in the depth of the show. It was a blast. Anybody who saw that knows how ridiculous that fucking show was.

Yeah. I know that we're just going to do it again. And now we actually kind of know how to do it. Yeah. So we're very, very excited.

It's going to be like, if it wasn't as much fun as the last time. Yeah. I would not be pushing that this hard. Yeah, no, I talked to the staff and they're going to get me a really nice connect for it to beat the fuck out of all of you.

So that's going to be good now. On March 14th, we're going to be in Urbana, Illinois on April 26th, Lexington, Kentucky. May 7th, Netflix is a joke here in LA. Henry and I are going to be at the Avalon Theatre at 9.45. Come and check that out.

United too many stars. It's too many stars. Okay. Come and see two. Fuck yeah.

Fuck those fucking stars. You see them all the time. They're all complicit. Yeah. They're all at all.

They see some people literally as far away from the machine as possible. Not allowed to participate. Yes. Come to our show. Our show is better than their show.

May 30th, Rochester, New York and June 28th, London, Ontario. And of course, I'm going to be going to be doing some stand-up here in LA. April 3rd at the Lyric Hyperion with Amber Nelson. P-Fug Fest. Baby, in Tallahassee, April 11th and Vystar Stadium.

That is the jumbo shrimp stadium. Danny Bedrojo, you know how to make the alien. That's going to be on April 12th. Come see those shows. They're going to be a blast.

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You know what? Fucking hell, I'm again. Live every day fighting for the fucking liberty of people. Fighting for the liberty of people you hate. Love the fact that America is all about that.

We're all in here. We're all in here fucking together.

“And the only way we're going to get out of this.”

We're laughing our way to the fucking guillotine. We're all these fuckers blood running on the streets. Yeah. Eat that jerky.