Side Stories: Meatballs & Murder

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“No, okay, no, no, no, I'm talking about the letter about did you see the about the cowboys kissing each other?”

Oh, yeah, how they actually all love each other. I just thought that was really fun about this idea of like I just going out there and just being like, it's like no, no, there's nothing, there's nothing guys. We kiss each other for competition Like the whole thing about getting close. It's just that's bored, man. That's bars Maximum, that's boy, Maxim. Yeah, well, he likes he also like to watch a furry subsets with each other, but they're all men But, you know, he said they're not all, but they had penises and vaginas and

boobies and so he said that's like a he said they got all But actually, that's the most cable right in a way. Yeah, furries for sure. No, no, I'm talking about furries with human boobes Human vaginas and human penises all making love to do each other at once. That ain't it's not straight No, certainly not, but you know, at the same time. It's cowboy life. Yeah, no, he's he should just acknowledge what he loves of course

I love it. Hey, loves people with every single part that he can experience finally the joy of being a single

Cisette white woman coming out of his pan for Pride month. Welcome to side stories. Yes. Yes. My name is Henry Zabrowski I'm sitting here with Ed Larson and I did it. I had the courage. I put on the Ghana jersey on it was really wonderful The response was wonderful Ghana ended up Drive in the next round. Yes, which was huge the plant Columbia in front of you fucking pussy We dare you lose

Yeah, you fucking you try you military army You people run by a dictator that's easy access to California pieces is shit. That's right

“You bogata fuck yourself. Well honestly. I do I wish I wish good luck to all the teams. Yes, actually”

That's yeah, I'm rooting for Ghana Ghana's been there. They do great and you're an honestly It's really fun people really you've you've embraced it and you are I see you're glowing It's like your pregnant. I do feel stronger you all you look stronger. Yes, and if you you to hear about the witch doctor Well, we talked all about this on stage when we did our live show just now over in London, I'm Torio beautiful Which was on to real. It's definitely a city, but the people are wonderful. If you wanted to go to a place and

Do heroin in the street London that's where you want to be Wow Shout out to grooves records. Shout out to grooves record treated as well. They really really did and it is but today's before we even get into it I want to say thankful. I'm thankful for today's light episode. Yes We have it's just uplifting stories

I think people come here for positive news people come here for a John crazy and ski like Lift to their day, you know, they don't and we yeah We've discussed some really serious things recently you know for a man who wrote the quiet place He just won't shout the fuck up But John Kersinski in John Kersinski style first of all

We're gonna do here is show you. We're gonna tell you how happy this is We're gonna take on your money. We're just fucking waste it. That's gonna waste it carving our wife's face and body to the point And she looks like a skeleton But

“Yeah, that's why we're doing this. We're taking it back. We're taking back good news because today it's light”

Fun stories. Yeah, take you back to side stories of your yeah, absolutely everything's so light today

That you could pick it up and you could throw it in a lake and it would never come out and no one would ever know that it was there in the first place

That's right. So what I'd love about what we do here, right? So we went to London, Ontario, and in London For those of you that don't know London, Ontario is the Because considered to be the serial killer capital of not just Canada, but North America from 1967

1969 to like 1985 they well, this is kind of their claim because it's a very Canadian claim But the idea that it was then they called it murder city. They have a lot of murders there, but I don't know Hey, you know, Detroit's right over there. We stood and we had LA. I still want to say like we had LA in the fucking 70s We had Seattle Tacoma area. We don't where I don't think we're slouches over here. Camden New Jersey killed the shit a lot of them But they had over four different serial killers operating at the same time and we thought was really interesting is that there was the Bellary doctors. Yeah, they're no

No No No, they did because I was with a license. They don't have a license to do it But it was really fun because they had the Balking Schrangler. They had the chamber made slayer

Yes, and they changed. I like that they changed the slasher the slayer and what was the last one the mangler did?

It was a stranger the stranger the slayer and the slasher. Yeah, so they they were like we can't have we can't reuse the adjective Who could they want to be redundant right because they got real writers in there So I thought I was looking at the the stories of a girl that was interesting and then came up the story of Dusty Bounders Which is probably it's it's a bleak Canadian story So a woman

Had gave birth to a child and what she did was is I guess like there was the long story short is there was obviously issues She left the baby out in the forest to die right to be consumed by Moose if she went from Dusty to dirty in the snow she went in the snow. Yes. You went from Dusty to dirty to do we Because she was covered in water and so what the so the cleaning police they go and the investigator They go talk to the lady and she's like oh my god. I had a dream. I know are my babies

They're like where is she like? Yeah, she's out in the woods where I left her. I mean out in the woods and so she has this they go and take her the Believer's a dream they go and they get the baby and in the most Canadian cup like way They don't properly Cross their teas and dot their jays. They pick up the little baby and they wrap it up like his evidence and they throw it in the fucking truck and it dies

What's wrong with that promise? It was already alive I'm so alive and so when they threw it in there, and it seemed to create a situation where they just had a call at a Mulligan Yeah, because they couldn't figure out what to do so it was like the whole trial went into a whole conspiracy and it's just wild to me Yeah, it was two people in the audience newer. Yeah, absolutely But no one no one thought no one said anything about no one the baby. Well, I mean

“Do you really remember any your conversations with babies when I've told them my secrets?”

You know that the best thing about a baby You could tell the baby every single thing you've ever thought make you know nothing happened. Oh Man, I guess you're just like my dream In the woods and like oh, yeah, oh, yeah, where you'd roll where you live next to oh Yeah, and so it's just like that Catholic dude or that Christian guy who like they made a whole book about it

He was like he's a God spoke to me my missing daughter is buried in this cabin in the woods and it's like you killed her Yeah, God told you to do it. You got to put her there God told you to do it in a God read it you out. Oh, yeah. Yeah. What the fuck bro? And now you wrote a novel

Fuck yourself and guess what who never tells you to do that God, you know tells you to do that an agent from New York

Actually tells you to write a book. There's God's not making any money on that

“He doesn't care. He's not reading God can't read God's blind God's dead. Yes. God. That's why God can't read. Yeah”

There's fucking blues brains out. You see that was the so that story led me to a really fun story that everybody sent us Because, you know, when we do these shows like people want to hear local flare. They want to kind of hear it So everybody was like, oh my God, did you hear this story and happen right down stealth or like was right south of London and terror Just north of Grand Rapids and everyone's like, oh my God, you got to talk about this story You got to talk about it on stage baby found dead and a porter potty and electric forest

That's what you wanted so everybody who's electric forest is a it's not like a new weird It's Kebler Elf City. It's a music festival. Dude electric forest would be so much fun to see a bunch of nooms on ketamine Yeah, yeah, you know that'd be fucking cool. It's fucked So yeah, so someone so a raver was pregnant and had her baby and just left it But they still don't haven't found them other no, no, no, you know

I'd say you'd look for the mother for the look for the leaking trail of baby. Yeah I mean, well, they don't know fuck is you went right back into the pet this is the thing with EDM that I don't really understand is that y'all love dance And more than anything else and I just feel like if you're showing up almost not I'm fear full on pregnant To the EDM festival obviously this is not somebody that's like Doing all the work. No, you know because they found the whole rig it wasn't just the baby

It was the Santa and the umbilical cord and like if you hold the umbilical cord herself after she Craped it in the porta potty. So thank you Eddie

It's not me a second to find the right girl, but then I just went with crapped it perfect. Yep

That's actually the only word to use and unfortunately it's really sad and obviously if it gets mad about this I just you guys told us to talk about it. It's a line episode to light episode. No, Epstein

“No, no, no drone's just drugs. We're not even gonna break it out. You could talk about who you run as a secret drone program”

Probably or they were given them them stuff or were some of them from the inside of the United States of America's fucking Going against our government and selling them stuff on the inside of its Russians. We're talking about babies at porta potty's over here

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People come to us for John crazy and ski like

Stories is a good news that word, you know like you're playing the electric force festival any any good Actually, I'm more interested in that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because there's no you're actually is it a lot of information on this They just know they're again the whole rig was left behind Yeah, I'm scared. I've seen cascade I got him excision Oh, yeah, yeah, I don't like any of this. I don't like any of these people who's gris

I guess gris is somebody you could give birth to a dead baby to be greased all of these are played Do's a string cheese incident. Oh

“Multiple sands will string cheese incident, you know, that's what you could say the enbilical cord was”

Eue it's not a string passion pet passion pipe. Oh, I remember it all so if that's if you have sex in a porta potty No passion passion pet is four four-year-old gay married man. Yes, okay That's what passion pets for you can say she left behind a dead mouse. I Cute They're closing it out with teapain though. Oh, oh, they're continuing on good. Yeah, you can't stop. Oh frost children

That's what that baby was more of a few lives. Yeah. Yeah, you see guys. This is the problem is that it's really is

You very rarely see this at a country festival. I'm not blame in the music I'm not trying to blame the music because there's no abortion there. You're right. You're right. Wow That's actually systemic, but I don't actually have even ever heard of someone to give in birth in a porta potty and it has fast I've never heard of someone to give it to a porta potty pop and look it up It's happy. Look it up. I think just this is the only one left behind

“I think other people have been given birth in a porta potty and then took it with them give it a whole white peroni”

You know I hate the old Italian white peronus There is nothing worse than the deep Italian white peronus I really appreciate you Googling porta potty baby. How many babies been born a porta potty in the music festival? Yeah, I think we have to describe these

I is not Figure it it out. Hey, I have one job It's a count on porta potty baby. You see I is one fucking job Yeah, so it's not that common. Do you remember when that lady dumped all the Puppies at Coachella in the dumpster of Coachella? God help us. Yeah, yeah, everyone's getting worse

Light up a song light it's a light episode. We're gonna do a light episode. Okay, this whole thing is really just about Fun not talking about the government. No. We haven't had anything about the government and the fact that you don't For a porta potty. No, it's not involved. No, you don't need permits For all these things and certain can't be pulled because of it

“But electric forest one is the super famous EDM festivals. I think it's like one of those big old big old ones”

Kind of like what's this put to the big famous. They're all I can't every time I can't believe any of them exists

And then there was always like a hundred thousand people at all was an EDC

Which is a big overseas to big like big over like so very popular genre people like they don't understand You know what it is is that both and I because like I actually appreciate the idea that people are arriving Just to dance like the dancing and it's definitely focused on the dancing I think it's really fucking cool. I've been forced to have like the best possible time You can have it like cascade and T. S. dough and stuff like that and I hated it

I know but I had like T. S. dough like be like pointing at me because I was like in the booth next to him Great, that was like my mind. I'm like I need to get out of here This is not our it's not our speed, but I do so I appreciate like I appreciate the love of it It just seems like Why does it say in my brain yes whole baby born dead with in some biblical court and it's whole rig in a porta potty

Yeah, it makes sense is that electronic music festival You know what I mean of all of them besides like a fish Concert but even fish everybody's they all got money now. They're all fucking boomers Yeah, yeah, everybody's going to see those shows are boomers and not fucking Yeah, they're all they can't have babies anymore. Yeah, they're fucking their eggs are rocks. Yeah, yeah

It meant yeah, yeah, men pauses turn their eggs to fucking statues of little people. Well fish was out this Festival Wow, they had to fish the baby out of the porta I'm loose We did a three yeah Miss the opportunity to book a boarded fetus. Oh, yeah

And then we're like this can actually we can we can use the right a board of fetus. We want to use this opportunity to Can choose you can choose the freedom of your own body or bodies your choice Yeah, she had her own guard concert You won't move on anyone. I'm just like honestly though before we move on

Oh, this guy named Johnny

Yeah, it was a place. I feel like I think I think it was just some lady that went to go with and they're right after you think so Yeah, I think so it's so dark in there in the middle of the night life. You don't want to go in there Yeah, George's a toilet's found it. Yeah, of course Yeah, the guy with the worst job in the world found it and it made his life even worse He has a horrible job that he probably hopefully gets paid good money to do and then he has to find a

Dead baby, and then move on like he's a fucking in Vietnam. Where's his go fund me. All right, you know Yeah, nobody gives a fuck about him Nobody gives a fuck no would stick. Don't talk about that guy. It was like oh my god

“Yeah, where's his seriously? You need to go fund me. I don't feel bad that Lizzo's record failed”

I feel bad for that guy. Yeah, I feel That's who I feel bad for that is officially worst job at America. Oh, yeah Every once in a while we found a dead child. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a nice home one night one time I have no just one but two but three children all day that once tied together with the vehicle A cool court somehow the three children has committed suicide inside of the woman and I

But what time I found four quarters? It's a light episode Oh Here we go. Here's the next one. There's a Batman and Mexico. This is actually fun. Oh, this one's actually this one is nice This is fucking technically awesome. Who knows so because it's funny because the Mexican government's right now

They are not happy and they're considering him like hurting people and that they they quote unquote robbers

He's been our our apprehending they've been saying that they are the victims, but we shall see won't we they always come after the vigilantes

Yes, don't they Brooklyn devil they do they you know that you know what they do Brooklyn devil. I do so In the the Lagos Day, Marino in Jalasco. They

“I think that's right, he'll be school. He's called Batman of Lagos, they Marino out of the name is a man”

And a helisco, Mexico, so they have a bike theft problem bicycle and motor bikes and this guy is taking them upon himself Two, maybe it's one guy, maybe it's a bunch. We don't know yet. They know right now It's it is definitely several vehicles We have several vehicles that they have picked up on they know it because it could be just a community coming together Who knows? Yeah, it absolutely can't because they're saying we're having a problem. They're finding these young men

are mostly young men middle-aged men duct taped entirely to polls. It's more than one guy to do that. I think so too I think it does especially these guys are criminals So they gotta be kind of tough. Oh, yes, I mean Batman and Robin will that's where they bring it up. It could be a night wing it could be Back girl

Maybe I'd like to think so. I'd like to see a little bat girl in there But Zik what he did was is that they's duct taped them to the top of the pole and then he drew little whiskers on their faces Yeah, rotatas on their forehead, which means thief, right? And then put a piece of pink poster board above them They've described what they did and so they have been they've been beaten

They've been they're all bruised up. Some of them got black eyes bloody noses all the shit But they're following them around but the police isn't they aren't arresting the guys that are tied up to the polls, right? No, because there's no there's no

Evidence actual evidence that they stole anything which is the problem always right with the vigilante is

You can do the busting with you at the end eventually figure out how to work with the police because then if they don't properly have The line of evidence and all that shit secured then the courts can't do anything to them. Unless you're just gonna hang them from bridges And we make them scared to do crimes, which I think is also just as legitimate. Yeah, they write the word rotata rotata In their forehead, they leave the bikes there. Yeah, those guys is back like the proof

“Well, that's what they say that that's the bike that they stole. Yeah, that's the bike. They saw, but you know”

There is no real proof that they stole the bike. That's the problem with this whole thing Yes, which is always one of the main issues, but everybody's saying it's more of a gigantic response in general To the neighborhood trying to take control of its own crime That's like that's kind of over running the city. Yeah, so it does to me make sense that there would be a Bite the man it makes sense because they need one. Well, they have their thing in

Halisco apparently there is like a Band of female vigilantes this shit fucking this is the better story in my opinion

There's a bunch of female vigilantes have been patrolling the nearby state of Micho-Chan

“Micho, how do you say it? Micho-Chan. Micho-Chan. Micho-Chan. Uh, carrying a soul”

I'm sorry. You're funny. Eddie's learning. He's watching. I watch the watch the world cup. Yeah, he's learning I, you know, I'm dumb when I read. I'm dumb when I read English. You're nice What do you think so? So anyway, these chicks are carrying around a salt rifle's to protect themselves from the fucking new generation Cartel and then these women warriors have built a homemade tank. Yeah, and they set up roadblocks to fight the gunmen

So they are straight. This is crazier, but also for when I have heard from people talking about what goes on in Mexico And people who live in Mexico is that yeah, there is obviously there is some high crime There's some chaos, but for a large part much like here in the United States, America when we're dealing with chaos Yeah, they're still just families living and most people live a normal existence even within all of this craziness But it, you know, we have been United States of America has been heavily meddling

Within the Mexican people like, you know, going after doing all these we're playing the games to now now We're fighting the cartels, but also God knows what we're doing down there because there's no way we would ever know No, we won't do it. Yeah, the FBI is in charge So good kill those are yeah, dude. It's fucking awesome. So these chicks rock. Yeah, so I do understand It's live, but it's gonna be amazing when the fucking I mean all the there's a lot of jokes here, you know, but no

“No one really wants us to go through all of them, right?”

Like we don't want to talk about how that is how you can tell the problem with him keeping his

Identity secret cars always jumping up and down and and it's also really hard, you know

Because obviously he has the the the commemorative horn because like just that, you know does the Batman theme You know that's the thing again. I'm trying not to be fucking you know I'm trying to be Bad here. I mean it would be awesome. I'm just saying it would be really cool if it turns out like you can be know who the Mexican Batman It's because he shows up a bathroom or a concert making all the hot dog go all the bacon I mean like out be one of those things we like he could do that to yeah a bat mobile with rims would be fucking awesome

I just what I to be this is the comic book Like this is the comic book like this is like there's a comic book in here about people with in Batman's world Being inspired by Batman to do things you know like the idea of an actual Mexico city Batman that does it in his way It's such a fun Fucking idea. I don't want it to be real. Yeah. What seems like it is real. Who knows. I mean, I hopefully you know

“We never knows who's fighting for what but just remember sometimes we have to take care of ourselves”

Yeah, and we here at last podcast that work we Treat the Mexican Batman as a hero here's here and I want them to email us inside stories L-P-O-T-L-A-G-Mell.com because I want to talk to you because we talked to other superheroes on this show they're vigilantes and we super heroes We're gonna follow up with reckless Ben still too. He reached out this week Great, we are gonna follow yes because he's still been in his gag order and for those of you that haven't been following his

entire saga about bricks and minifigs go to reckless bet on YouTube watch his videos Go watch his stuff on it because he explains the whole thing way better than I can But it is a what's happening to him. It's extremely responsible and we promise our goal is to speak with him as soon as you see a lot He's allowed to until he was our next one next story. I know the fun story

Which one is this grandma? Yeah, Oh, Grandma finally does something interesting. You know because grandma's you got the spoil

You know grandmothers they got a cook all day grandmother you had those nice grandmothers You got grandma this is to keep a tight, you know like if your grandmother's like fucking Like Jillian Anderson. Yeah, you know, there's still those those the kind of grandmother's now because people having their kids later It is hot grandma time. Yeah, it is Guess what if you are let's just say if you like a fine matured women

Mmm, there is a couple of them out there my friend. Yeah, that's a future's great. It is for us They like milks, but not for this family because this one gulf was not one I'd like to fuck It's one I'd like to apprehend But she did it to herself. She's a real gila grandmother. I'd love to apprehend, but she's dead So this woman Amy Stadman 64 years old young grandmother

Choose found dead do they have to noon and send an apartment a mechanicsville holy shit Mechanicsville how brutal of a town is mechanicsville in upstate New York I would love to know side stories LPO TL at gmail.com Just crude come out of the taps I like it's going to those where we just pass by petroleum

Nonincarcerated family. What yep, yeah, the only one that is that the only non-nix con family Yeah, historic mechanicville where we lie to every woman that comes in the police chief is called his name is William rabbit Yeah, it's very cute. Yeah, Mr. Bunnies. So Amy Stadman She was found dead in her apartment along with her daughter Sarah Myers 44 and her four grand children Harper Hudson Ten-year-old twins Gavin and Graceland

So days after the sick family members They were found dead mechanicville police chief William Mr. Bunnies said the evidence strongly suggest that Stadman was behind What seems to be a group poisoning? Yeah, one of the kids one of the younger kids said it was died by his died by sharp Stadle sharp force injuries, but that we don't know what that means the police are also saying they believe that there was a piece of there was a letter

“There was some evidence of saying that it seemed that that's what indicated that Amy Stadman the grandmother was the one that killed everybody and then killed herself”

They're not looking for anyone else. Let's just say that and the the main issue seemed to be was that there was a I guess the father of the family was I guess a stream A picture you probably a dick who knows God knows and they're apparently there was a re-up on the child custody

Situation where he was gonna finally be able to come visit them. That's what it seemed like like one account

I was reading was saying they thought it was because he was gonna get custody But it doesn't seem like that it does seem like he was showing up something was happening within their custody battle that caused Amy Stadman in the most New York grandmother way possible to say if they they're gonna take away my grandchildren No, but I could have my grandkids because I could soar to see my mom doing this it's usually a very empty threat Yeah, normally

But everyone's in a while It's not because that's why New York grandmother's have to be checked

“Yeah, because newer grandmothers are fucked up. My grandmother was a literal”

Sicilian witch Okay, my grandmother straight up had family She would talk about how they had family mob members that they knew and how nobody talked This is the old country the old days before the stupid metalian Americans got off become an act like they're in the good fellas that day They used to actually keep a merit to man, you know how they used to keep a merit to but killing everybody that said

Yeah, all right, because Italy was fucking birdlaught there besides all the beautiful Brushet, it was a beautiful facotch

Oh, amazing mozzarella all right besides all that incredible food no fucking history there. They're fucking murderers dude

They killed Jesus Christ. You know, I mean it's bad over there Dude, so I can imagine grandma's being evil. Yes There is one more I was just like I was thinking of my head just now like is there ever been another grandma family and I later That's the big deal here on a quick Google. I found nanny doth. Oh, dude We covered Danny doth the gigglin granny. I'm sending you all this stuff. We did nanny doth

I was gonna do nanny doth was so bad. He killed babies for a snake. Yes. Oh, yeah, boys in it She was one she's the big one. She was one of the only when we covered her. It's interesting about nanny doth Is it she was one of the only female serial killers that talked about having a sexual Nature to it. Oh, yes, she killed four husbands to children in one of her sisters or mother to grant sons and a mother-in-law Nanny doth was fucked up. Wow

No, no, this would be a good mis-education of Ed Larson. Oh, he needs to know I got I need to know about her Nanny doth's fucked up. Yeah, dude my grandma whenever she was so bad a being a grandma

You know, she never talked to me. I was recently sitting down. I was thinking like

What did my grandmother teach me? What did she tell me and I couldn't I didn't only memory I could ground up as one that I found that happened all over and over again Where she would just tell me to sit next door while she lit a cigarette and didn't smoke it and then I wasn't allowed to talk Yep, wow. Yeah, that's incredible. Yeah, she might remember they used to do stuff where she used to poke me She's a poke means that you get in fat

Right, and then she also used to do stuff where she'd go. Well, she saw me in chocolate. She'd go Chocolate a give you a hot attack Yeah, but you know, I'll remember Jackie she's a pinched Jackie under the table whenever she ate Yeah, she used to pinch her when she thought she was getting too fat

“I then she would just do stuff where she'd be like you need to stretch out your fingers”

You have a stretch out your fingers. You kept saying to Jackie you're gonna be tall You're gonna be tall. Yeah, look at the finger you're gonna be looking to fingers. You're gonna be looking to fingers. You're gonna be tall That makes no sense. Yes, she was an old dump bitch. Yeah, she's all fucking dump bitch You know anything dude. I know idea my uncle's mom. I remember I ran in her her She was she was about to die. She's dead now

She saw me for the first time. She hadn't seen me since I was a child. It'd been like 15 years I cus she's like you're getting fat. I'm like, you haven't seen me in 15. You have a 45. I'll tell you a man What do you mean I'm getting fat? I just have bones now

It started like this for you. I love it. I know because you never had to be used to anything else

“That's the best part of being fat as a kid as you may understand is that that's what being fat as a kid is that later”

We're on like as you balloon in and out of weight as a human as you go getting back to fat just comfortable They're gonna worry about it because you always look like shit. That's the best part of having looked like shit always previously But this is if this story is unique this very rarely happens more information is gonna come out I do think I might what could possibly come out. Well, you know, I want to read the letter. Yeah I want to find out exactly what happened. I want to find it exactly like we don't quite know what happened

Yeah, I didn't hear the salt the sharp object thing to right now. Yeah, there was just one of them That's one of the things I'm actually put glass in the oatmeal or something? No, it sounds like she stabbed one of them to death Oh, okay, it sounds like a poison take. Yes, or something where she didn't have enough and then how'd she kill herself poison again? It sounds like it. Yes, all right. It's just drink poison. So it is very fat. It's it's interesting very specifically in a female

Cisette way to kill yeah, which is the poison poison is if she was in a good grandma She would have just killed the man exactly atty. Yeah, you don't got to kill a whole family And I don't have to be with the man. You just kill the man. I think we have some young grandma

“There's a lesson to our show. Yeah, I don't want you to always remember that right take it out on the guy or get the money”

Get the children and go get the children and go. Yeah, because just because your daughter made these mistakes It means that you got to do it all right your daughter made the mistakes. Yeah, there's another problem I get that it makes me angry. You know, she she could have been right because we have another story here of a man who did bad We did it when we had well now What again man doing bad no one's more a boy friend dumped his a stranger to this girlfriend and he dumped her in the woods

And when he did that he was such a fat loser that he had a heart attack and he died right next to her all right So this is one of those things. I want to I can't stress enough How important your health is Alabama story comes out of and Alabama Let's look at the honestly come we look at the obesity rates valve. I think it's the Mississippi. This is a to me This is systemic. Yeah, okay, well we're seeing here heart disease and an Alabama

30 a percent of the adult population of Alabama are Morbently obese fourth fantasy, you know, and this is huge guys really West Virginia Mississippi on Louisiana

“That's what this this what this is about I didn't think I wouldn't have put West Virginia on the fat list”

Oh, you have never been then I guess I thought you know, I figured they're all walking up those hills

You know drinking themselves and then you think they're walking. Yeah, I think they're walk everywhere No, I think they're just always dancing with their foot music. No, they arrest people Who walk? Yeah, they think people who walk are trafficking illegal That's what they think they don't they don't walk. They don't walk All right, do members at West Virginia Jersey Shore were the guy died mutton?

And like you you guys are it's not you know you guys aren't good enough at life to have a reality television show Yeah, and so this is to me. This is an example of like once you hit a certain age Just because you might have used to be fit and you think you can do the things that you can use to do because this is a story of a guy That's really used to just like do and stuff And he doesn't understand that he's got limitations now. He's 44 yeah, and when she's strangled something to do that

That's hard enough as it is and if you've never done any cardio and if you've not done any work, right?

And if you like it seems like it apparently had a bit of a heart condition as well according was ex-wife Yeah, he was already at a problem and so you know he was already getting you know just the fight leading up to this was Stress in him out Right like just the yelling and the fight and up to this point because he's grabbed. You know he's grabbing his arm a lot You know God damn you know, you know if you say one more thing you spoil another fucking episode of porbus

It was you know, you know it you probably thought he strained his arm strangling probably to God. I need it. I need to miss you before I do Why is he radiating rise all the pain radiating now and so when they found her She was laying there. He had dragged her they're like it's just kind of unfortunately It's very cartoony where they drove past the place and they sold the abandoned cheese abandoned truck was on and the door was open The car was running with the radio going yeah, and the door was open and then there was a trail leading to where he had dragged her out

And she was dead with her arms up mid-drag and he's right next to her in the fetal dead Yeah, he was fetal position and then the person who found them thought that they had found mannequins. Oh, of course

If I would be like oh someone left manic because I guess I wouldn't jump to there's a dead body over there

“Yeah, if you assume everything's a dead body. I honestly would tell to you. You probably have PTSD”

So if you yeah, that's where a lot of people. I feel like they haven't now. Yeah, they do so yeah These people are fucked but this is a they're they're getting into it It seems that they got into a bit of a fight. They must have I don't think you'd just strangle somebody Yeah The

He's apparently they've put it out in a obituary for him before they realized that he'd murdered her and they called him a country boy And then they'd took it down. He is one. Yeah, I don't think you I think you could still give him that distinction

Yeah, I think he is a country boy is as a matter of fact

I think that he is he got outside. He did and he dragged her to his favorite place and then he died there Which is honestly almost in a way. It's very poetic

“Isn't he gets to go right back amongst the trees just like the native American they get stube pull circle be amongst nature”

One of the leaves Yeah, there it is amongst the roots. Oh look at this. All right, we we spoke poorly He's not from Alabama. He's actually from making Georgia. He just did the killing there look up the I would love to look up the obesity rates of making Georgia I mean, it rhymes with I would like to see the if that is because again This is about triglycerides. Yeah, and this is also white 35% 35% exactly the same. Yeah

I'm gonna guide this is about the man out there. Okay, listen. We got to work on cardio Yeah, you can't just do the things you want to do just because you think you can because you used to body It's not the same. Oh, there what George is 19th and fat people. No, because George has got to look as Atlanta tips skills Because everybody's very fit. Not so hot. Yeah Everyone's hot. It is hot. It is hot. Everybody likes to work out a little bit

That was it don't work out or actually still kind of scanning. Yeah, but Savannah's hot, too Savannah is from what it was Savannah's on the older side Oh, so former hot. Yes, you used to be super hot now. They're more of like the gulfs from our previous story Oh It's also says that 44% of the obese people are below the poverty line. Yes, very much. They're poor Yes, oh, yeah, no, it's right. Well, I mean that is fucked up because the fucked up thing about that is food desert

It's a food desert. Yeah, and the McDonald's the value meals way easier a salad's fucking 20 bucks now. It is and to buy all the ingredients for the salad Yeah, to make it home right now. Thanks, too. We're not talking about this Yes, we're keeping it alive. We're keeping it alive. We're keeping it alive. We're talking about a series of systemic No, no, we're not talking about a human light People have to get their groceries at the dollar general. We're not bringing it. We're not gonna talk about the fact that it's almost done on purpose

To the poor by the rich, but we're not gonna get into all that because again, it's a light or keeping it light the grandmother killed her family And that was because she didn't like the person to have nothing to do with her You know, all right, how about this? Here's the light. Okay, good. Here's the light. Here's the light one Milwaukee wedding and guy was eating meatballs with his hands cute, right? No, it's adorable. Like I said, there's a groom's been he's at this time

“That's probably even makes it even worse. Yeah, that's someone's like, hey, why are you fucking meatballs with your hands?”

And so he dragged him in the kitchen to shot him, dude

Never this is what I'm gonna say

You see a guy who is at that point where he's got a me fall like an apple. He's eating a me fall like an apple. Don't talk to him If he's at that point. Yeah, it's out. It's a wedding. It's a wedding. It's a wedding. He's a group. I would say the groom's been should be He'll do a higher end of hell. Do a higher end of eating the meatballs with her hands fight over mere balls I just love the fucking scene It's just like a, it's just this beautiful wedding scene is just wedding shooting fight over meatballs

It's also fat fight. It is another fat fight. We covered this awhile ago Milwaukee's also big there's big people in this picture Also, I had this big people do wrong. Maybe he's today's how I do I got to start doing this. I want to go to the farmer's market me like Have you had any of these red delicious, and then just like pull a big meatball out of my tougher words These are good

There's a really good Yeah, you know people eat the apples with like a knife They're not me with my my meatball he's eating with a knife both the people lived. I want to see that to me then says I just wish to give you why bring a gun to the wedding? Well, it was in his car and he went out and got it because he was so mad And he brought it back

And he shot the woman in the arm and the leg and he shot a man in the back of the neck Yeah, yeah, just let him add his people

Yes, so

The victim of the female victim said that

She's the cousin of the bride and she was in the kitchen area, which she saw the groomsman eating meatballs directly with his hands She told me to use a plate and he punched how do you get him? How is he on the party?

“Yeah, I feel like this is a family thing because this is one of those issues to with those when you have to do mix family in friends and mix all these people who've never met each other before”

You know I mean where that's because you know this you we both had weddings You know like when you bring the two levels of friends where you have like there's the friends that have grown up like we dealt with this a lot It's comedians that in a wedding you'd have half the party were like other people from other walks of life that probably had like kids And we're not ready to give up on yeah, kids in homes, but like literally like they all grew I all got a couple and then there's the other cup the other side of the friends that are all like your trash

These are the friends that I used to party with and I bring them places to make them fun to have the events be fun

But it doesn't really mesh with my new current life

That sort of feels like this might be where that guy is used to being like who gives a shit We've seen meatballs from the tray all the time. Yeah, you fuckers usually like oh, you know No one said anything when I start my head and the soup terrain right like what at the bottom of the spot Right like there's guys like that because their guys that are like he's sick as head and the soup terrain 10 years ago Everyone's like oh fuck this is the most lit shit in the world being like he's like

I thought you guys would think this was hilarious Yeah, because me bald me me walls my hand. That's hilarious objectively I then know he did leave behind a gift apparently and I'm the little address to the the groom Someone just won gift certificates of mojiano's Yeah, you know

“Someone called you after eating a meatball with your hands at a restaurant. You'd be embarrassed probably, right?”

I'm sorry. I think a lot of it has to do with alcohol People I've noticed as someone who went to a wedding recently with a bunch of youngsters and I had a great time And I loved how but how happy they were and I remember my weddings from the past You I when you're young you're so excited you show up hammer. Yeah And then you got a flask in your pocket and there's free booze

You know, and it's just like it is just a recipe for disaster Yeah, and we just don't fight. We don't do that anymore But yeah, it seems like I got really loose in there and they were not really they were mad about the people Yeah, so I maybe wanted to keep to me balls, but I would say if I see somebody you know just fucking Bacca's up to me balls give him a meatball. Yeah, also if you're planning a wedding

Maybe no meatballs do a ball in yes Interesting harder to eat with your hands. See I like hand food Swedish meatballs aren't and food Yeah, they are they are if they don't have sauce on them they can be super I do I love a non-sauced meatball

Mojino. I always know my god when I make meatballs

I make like four meatballs for me ball a meeting yeah, and I eat those meatballs with no sauce because of my favorite meatballs And meatball on the fork you put them in the oven and then you're fry them to give them the shell see that. Oh my god I don't see my mom grew up with the new fry I do there. I did know I like my meatballs I read I bake them first and then I put them in the sauce because I'm trying to you know You know you fry them afterwards. I always I bake love when they have the shell see I put them

You can get the shell you can get the shell easy if you do that a super high temperature for very small amount of time So if you actually put the oven just like you do 75 you do have good meatballs I do and I try so I put them the oven up for 75 tossing meatballs in for like just 20 minutes Yeah get them to brown as fast as possible Fuck then I put them in how much do you use a lot of breadcrumbs or just a little bit I use would I like to do truly?

I over egg my meatballs So I put a lot of eggs and I put a little bit of half an half in there But then I try to make it then everything's my hand feel you know when I add I add breadcrumbs I like breadcrumbs because I kind of want it to be be not so wet, but I want it to not be dry Yeah, I over egg my mashed potatoes. Yeah, you like putting that you put eggs at the mashed potatoes

Yeah, I put eggs in the mashed potatoes. Which makes them a bounty. He doesn't need to do that his mom taught him to do that Yeah, I'm not trying to do eggs in the mashed potatoes while they're all hot. Then you mix it up and it cooks inside of it. It's fucking good Yeah, it makes it like it does. He does that he makes it like fixing thickens them up. Yeah, yeah, but I haven't made meatballs and so long

“You should do it meatballs. I we're meatball. I make meatball pray about once a week. That's the brighter side of this story”

Meatballs. We're gonna have more meatballs in our life because this guy's a fucking big whatever This is now with meatball show also We have just went past these crimes. We're here talking about meatballs, which is the heart of the show Yeah, man It's fucked up that this guy used a gun because yes because he's not really punched the woman. You're not willing to use a fork

Eating with your hands triangle. Can I ask honestly? We're the meatball sauce We don't know If the meatballs not sauce yeah, the other people were wrong. Yeah, I'm gonna say that if the meatball wasn't sauce What are we fighting for? Yeah, don't ask me. I don't give a damn. He's looking at 25 years

You've never seen an unsauce meatball in a wedding though. I depot not in a wedding never had a wedding

“Oh, there nobody keeps pre-sauce meatballs. No, you have to show up early to do it a tie-in-souse”

That's how you get a pre-sauce meatballs. We got hang out with Chef. Yeah, you got to hang out in the kitchen. Yeah, that's how you get the good shit Early try this. Yeah, try another one. Fuck yeah. Oh, we gotta move on I'm gonna move on. We're just talking about meatballs. No, we're just gonna. I will talk about meatballs for the rest of our life But Eddie, can you describe um, I want you to do this one last story sure about the car that I should have we should have got The car. Oh, this is what I'm mad. Yes, so I'm mad that I didn't get this car

So my man, Mr. Pastrami. Yep, shout outs around table. He sent me this and he's like you got to buy this for Henry I want to so bad and I My response was and it's I now know that I'm wrong. I was like not yet Henry's not dying yet No, now you you do want it. Oh, no, of course. I fucking want it. I don't need to be dying to enjoy myself So this is come out of China a Chinese technology firm called

Uban has created an autonomous toilet to help people with limited mobility

Basically, it's a remote control toilet that comes to your bad dude and it fucking washes and wipes your ass

I don't give a fucking shit. Yeah, I want to see how much this costs think about this So if you've got to get him in the bathroom art toilet dude at night. Yeah, you've got to go to the bathroom Like three times me, too. It'd be helped to nice if I just like can put my legs over fucker comes over I like you feed me so much. Thank you. I'm thirsty I would love to do it in the eyes while I shit next to the bed hop on part there

Damn did you do the rodeo and it just spins me as I shit, you know my The funnest part to it looped you lose while you Everywhere going picking up the mail Just actively shitting why get the mail actively shitting will I go grit my food? You know myself. I'm gonna blanket on top of it. You get this can't see it because my belly's covered my dick and balls

Yeah, yeah, oh, so so so what it does is it empties itself into an actual toilet that is the most incredible thing

I've ever this is I want this. Yeah, why is this just for dying and old people? Yeah, they could use this at the EDMFUS Oh, yeah, tell me about that then the baby could be driven by the robot to the off

“Yeah, man, he's in a good sense. Eddie. It's amazing. That's how we feel delivery. That's how we keep any baby”

Which way to the maternity board I'm thinking how to this you're not meant to poop in it. It's been for a quick look You can you gotta get it out you got to get it out You do that's some Chinese trickery That's a Chinese ass trickery trying to fucking wouldn't the live-in fuck

This is a trap is a prank. They have ultra violent sterilation sterilization To kill bacteria. That's nice. What does it matter if you can't dump in it? Hey, get me your pp particles my pp particles ain't that stinky. I've old yeah, yeah, mine are I got that bite of it To do it start making my pp particles all kinds of stinky

“You know, that's why you got flush the lid of the toilet”

Close the lid to the toilet that way when you flush your pp particles don't fly up in the air and get on your toothbrush That's true. That is what you should do. I learned that from a man. Yeah, yeah, as many of my name pp particles Yeah Hey, oh, what could help know this you put pp particles everywhere. I'm not swam here. It's me. You're not mixed. I'm on scene. You're pp particles No, I I'm mad you magic can't shit. It's 13 grams and I can't fucking shit in it for you. It's for grand

Oh, I think press varies. Yeah, well I paid 13 grand if I could shit in it you would go up that high You go up an extra 9,000 if it can just a shit in it if it can climb stairs if it If I can shit in it and they can go upstairs That would be You got a grinder in it. No, I know you fuck at it. Oh, man. That's awesome

So can you do it for a espresso and for cold brew? They have what what do what are the levels on the grind? Oh

I also hate it when they make feel you're in brown in it

They made the fake waste water in it. Oh, yeah, it's like brown. You know, it's probably dire it Hopefully yeah, I also the assume maybe Can't if your older you are shitting more liquid. Oh, they say it's got similar technology as a roomba It's just just scared they're sure and I don't want it Oh, wow, yeah, but this is great. I'm at it. Try them. They're lying. They're helping this is an advancement. No

Not unless you get shit in it. It is getting you closer to your poopoo Remote control car. I know but I want to shit in it. All right, I don't want to be able to shit in it until that until that happens There's no point the piss is able thought to be anything truly

Pist is easier to contain on your body than poop when Henry was a kid

“He destroyed so many power wheels. I did but that's right. Do you know what I mean right like you got rubber sheets?”

You got all the difference of except for that. I do said in you that one. There's one There's one series of videos. I said not at all the time of this like one family dealing with a Laugh very large. Developed me disabled boy. That's like probably six and a half feet tall Ripping her home to shreds, right? It's a really kind of scary. They got a bolt them down all the chairs He like they have to bolt her for dread with the wall. It's really intact. It's crazy

It's like these people. It's like it's very exploitive extremely exploited. I don't know if it is I just I don't either way I just think it's a key, but the biggest fan I keep sending you the videos because the way they have to wrap the bed I don't think it is sirens. Yes, they have to put two rubber sheets on it Then they put wicking sheets on it. Then they wrap him in several blankets because of just how much urine he admits at night Yeah, and I feel like that's the things that urine can be captured

Yeah, I think it's poopy that needs to be dealt with. See, I don't find it exploitive because they clearly love him Yes, but they are putting on the internet You know, if you're making money God bless them. I'm sure their bills are fucking through the roof Oh, I mean, I do understand then it's very it's a comp I would say it's a complex

“I don't think they're exploiting and I think they're showing us how hard their life is they are”

But they're also been in that way. It is sort of exploitive, but I also get it. I got it. I got I got I kind of get both. Yeah I'll get both, but I was just saying about how you be crazed you being surprised how much urine somebody can make That's what this light episode was all about All right, it was how much urine you can potentially make which is Honestly half a gallon

So I think it's time for some listener emails. No, yeah, which I think it's kind of just a while on topic. Yeah, I love this one So we asked last week the question about human vlogger on about If you get to a certain weight point What happens to your liver like they used to do with geese where they go in the force feed them delicious Aromatic foods and then they take their liver and they grind it and dip a tight

And we want to know for the same thing that happened. I got very interesting email So some of the source from this medical article, loosely it was from the the NIH It's sites regular human hepatocyte steoses at 5% and corn and quote grade three severe Steatoces at 67% or more meaning human fat content in the liver can exceed

67%

“Which is higher than Fwagra so like as the higher than the fat amount there would be in a normal Fwagra from a geese, right?”

So it's definitely possible for human liver delivers to reach Fwagra ratio of steatoces to functional Episite, so medically it would look the same. However, mammalian levers including human levers are Acceptable to infection by parasitic flux such as clonarchus sininthes and Optus corkus ververemi, which is I had a great optus corkus verine over

Mother wolf And they are known those are known to cause cancer. Additionally, prions have been found in liver tissue So generally eating human Fwagra is medically unsafe a side of course Yeah, yes, of course, and but now he was saying aside for all the moral issues, right? Whatever mostly adding this part for whatever FBI agent has to read this as the results of me feeling the need to answer your thought experiment

Also orcus eating only liver means other animals get to eat the rest

Contributing to nutrient fall and marine snow for a larger ecosystem, so it's not always

Dude, it was all about how they you know, they do the thing where they like do the make the waves and knock the seals off of the ice sheets and stuff like that And so they wanted to film all of it just all the workers like doing it and working as a team which is because it's like the coolest way

Animals hunt but the thing was they never they were doing something they never seen before

They had one seal and got up on a like a big old iceberg like a real big one though If I never get the workers and never get this seal off of this one the fucking orcus worked as a team in headblooded the iceberg until it broke up That's fucking awesome Yeah, then they then they ate the seal. It was fucking awesome, man. That's so fucking cool

“Honestly, it's very it's intense. Yeah, I had a great time watching it. It's intense, but I'm you know where I was saying. It's kind of cool”

Thank you, Eric and it's good The whales got to eat well guy. They got to eat at it. Uh, but yeah, that was one of fun. Oh, oh guys Before we go I just want to make sure everyone knows that we only got two JK Ultra shows left Yes, please come here. I got in the end the most important ones are very very final one. Yes So we got Tulsa on July 17th and then we got Oklahoma City on July 18th and the Oklahoma City show for everyone who's mad

They couldn't make it to the to the JK Ultra tour if we accidentally missed your city Phoenix. I'm sorry Go and you can watch the live stream of the very last show with the tour. Yeah, that's right So we're gonna have live stream details will be on our website last podcast and left.com Make sure you check that out and watch it and the live show will be available for two weeks Yes, so even if you miss it in real time

You can go back and watch the replay for two weeks heavy fun So find the link it's gonna be on our website. It's not technically there yet But it will be there by the end of the week and go check out this live stream I'm very excited for it. I'm glad everyone's gonna be able to see it. I'm really a love our show

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Yeah, but I can't wait for you to see it go and check it out We will have all the information on our socials and here on the show Yeah, those socials go to help you on the left for all of that horseshit and live every day knowing that you If you're not yet the Mexican Batman you can be one. Yeah, and then you can love the fact that you are changing your neighborhood One rateto at a time. All right, and then you can laugh at everyone

Especially once the once the once the daily gubelle tells them Oh, we're gonna fucking get you we're gonna get you Batman work for you the Batman just know that you're gonna They're gonna regret the day they came for you Mexican Batman. That's right And don't worry we got plenty of more shows down the road for everybody come see us outside stories about to announce more shows soon But we are officially doing redway again

We are we are doing it again. That's gonna be on October 24th at the Mateo Community Center

We'll never gonna say I'm doing that show all the every year I guess we love this show

We come on out. We're gonna be bringing some special guests though this time. Yeah, it's gonna be we're gonna have a lot of fun We're gonna have a lot of fun and we're gonna bring in some people from the network. We're gonna bring in so it's gonna look like we're really doing at this time And of course go to crimewave and see dot com slash left to come see us in February Outward doing that again, and then you want to come see me on the road. I got all kinds of shit going on first Well Friday in town in Los Angeles

Julie and I are taking over Amber's weekly free show Yeah, but they this week and so we're Julie and I are gonna take over and host there We're gonna have some fun Pat Barker from the show is gonna be there. I'm very excited. Uh, that's gonna be fun That's gonna be over at the clubhouse at 7 p.m. That's free So if you're in town come and check that out. That's gonna be a blast. It's a really quick easy show

And then I'm going I'm doing my try state area tour Yeah, tickets are low for each one of these shows

“So if you want to come to any of them make sure you hop in there now. I got”

July 10th salute to Bethlehem with Ruby deer and Disney Dan Becker

That's gonna be amazing. We got very little tickets left for that in Bethlehem Pennsylvania Newark New Jersey on

July 12 July 13th city winery in New York. I'm co-headlining with Kirsten Michelle Sills And I got a bunch of chuckle hunters and it's gonna be a big show I got three chuckle hunters. I'm keeping them as a surprise for you guys if you're roundtable fans Come and check that show out Then right after the Oklahoma City on July 19

I'm gonna be in Dallas aka Plano Texas at Mike Drop come and check that show out Henry and I only got a couple tickets left We're doing Ed Larson and friends at the comedy story Come on out be July 26 is literally only 10 tickets left So if you want to come to that you better get in there. It's gonna be in the belly room Henry and I are co-hosting and then I'm gonna do a set at the end and I got some friends there Nicole Buchanan shout out to you and John Grace

Did you gonna have a lot of fun and then one of my Chicago shows Sold out so Saturday in Chicago was sold out. You can't get tickets to that anymore But I got a tick we open up a show on Friday. That's July 31st at the Lincoln Lodge

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“Rob's been twitching not just a season. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's over on twitch. Yeah, what's your what's your handle on twitch at Rob Okey on twitch at”

Rob Okey go check it out. You've been twitching you've been watching shit and hanging out with people. Yeah, we just watched the whole backrooms

YouTube series

“It was 2 1/2 hours long. It was great. You got work to do. Yeah. You got to take a break”

We start to be like you get monetized. All you won't try to get a freak out No, but come check it out. We'll be fine. It's a man. Yeah, we love you guys. Thank you for hanging out with us love you. He'll say it Groves records. Yeah, well, that place was really cool