Side Stories: Murdaugh She Wrote

That's one of the cannonballs I'm started.

Side stories. Yes. We had a little bit of a week off guys, just so you know, you might not notice that because the things work here like an oiled machine, you wouldn't even know that we had a week off.

“But we did have a week off and I think it's great that you brought your 19 year old”

dog to the Grand Canyon. And I got this mug. Now, I think that's great. I'm glad that they stood the canyon saw that. You know, does the canyon have a square, the national park store in the canyon holds

it? Oh, so there's a middle man. There's a middle man.

So, but the general store, it's called e-bring just sort of them.

So you brought the dog to the biggest hole in the whole world. Yeah. And it didn't fall or nothing. I perched her up there. I put her on a blanket and she put her a little, I put her a little, she's got

a cute little like jean jacket, a little pink jean jacket, and I put that on her. You know, it's really hot. And she's probably shouldn't have had the jacket on her, but we took a picture and she looked very cute and still alive. She looked only one seizure on the whole week long road trip.

I will say I'm really happy for you guys. You all look happy to see herself look like the ghost of someone who died in Buchenwald. But otherwise, then that it looked like a lovely vacation. I went to absolutely perfect Las Vegas.

Yes. And because I originally went to Florida to go see my father's grave, I didn't want to bring it up. But I really wanted to bring it up. I have to.

Yeah. So we went to Florida to go look at my father's grave because it's vacation. And don't know, because we got to Florida drove the hour to the military cemetery. Yeah, it could have picked one closer, but there is the only one close to the man Giannos.

Yes. That's why my mom chose it. Not even a joke.

She chose it because it was close to the man Giannos that we never even went to because

it the family voted against it last minute. Public's is great for I chicken. No, we wanted to go to a real Italian experiment experience. I meant experience. It's an Italian experiment. It's my Giannos.

And so we went to drive to this military encampment where my father is in turn below a picture of Donald Trump giving a fucking British salute the space force in Sydney. And I, we got there on we drove there and was fucking closed on mother's day. It's like, it's the cemetery was closed. Day to honor mothers. So one thing the military does is feel cemeteries.

And we cannot access the military for can't access it on mothers day to one. You think that, yeah, obviously, they're trying to get rid of all out of the mothers. And I also thought that that is true, too. As apparently, he accepted when I actually really agree with they've been going through when they've been looking for the LGBT people that are in any of these military, like

these cemeteries. They're just digging them up and throwing them into the river to be a bit of a challenge.

“And I think that that, maybe that's what they were in the middle of.”

I feel like that's probably probably was did have big breasts. I mean, we've been coming from and so maybe he was a victim of them dequeering the military cemeteries. I'm not certain. I'm certain. It just shows the lack of respect for women. So did he have the military as well?

That they closed the cemetery. If mothers don't die, then they're locked in there. Yeah, there's mothers in there. There's mothers dying to get in. We wanted to open up Father's Day. Exactly. I bet you fucking have to. I bet you they charge. I bet you there's a cover to go in on Father's Day. So you can see the fucking steely Dan cover man raised by wolves.

There's no Maloper moly good heads. Go check them out every Thursday for ID Saturday. I'm palm hard. See you at the good time in Florida. No. Welcome to side stories. My name is Henry Sprowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson. That's right. Yes. So I went to the Grand Canyon Sedona, a beautiful crystal place. I learned a lot about crystals when I was in Sedona.

Yeah, apparently the bigger crystal you buy, the Dumber you are. He's correct. It's a direct formula. That's called more on algebra. And then, yeah, because guess what it doesn't do? Anything. Although I will say we did. We went to one of those vortexes in the guy who brought us, had one of those vortex pens and explained again. So the idea is that it's like magnets.

It's a magnet pen, but it's not magnetic. Anything. And those are your members. Sedona Arizona. We've ever been there. Talk about the woo woo capital of the GD universe. Oh, yeah. No, it redefinitely is. I had a great time there. I can't believe how beautiful it was.

“But what is it to move there? But what is the vortex pen?”

You know, and he did it to Tutsi. And then, literally, she started eating.

So now you get up this apper with magnets every morning that she could want to live.

“Honestly, I think I need to start magnetizing her. Does that make her a jug, although?”

Do you know what did happen to me, though? When we went to Vegas, I went and met you in Vegas. We had a great time. Thank you for hosting that pool party. You're such a gentleman. Pure, pure, pure Vegas. Not in wrong with Vegas. But afterwards, I treated Julia and I, to Santana.

I was like, "I've never seen Santana. I'm going to the house."

Man, it was Julie was just so wet. She was so surprised and sweet. Yes, she loves it. She loves Santana. It's your wife that hates all that stuff. She does. Yeah, Julia loves all the dad stuff. No, she was, she's grown a taste for it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because she's makes love to you. She's a really nice woman.

You're making love to you is the equivalent of making love to a guy that runs sound for most of these bands. Every time you make love to me, Samba-Patti plays here is... And every time you shits you here, oh, you come all the time. Be people. I don't know the rewards. But yes, so I wanted to Santana and I was like, "You know what? We're on vacation.

I'm buying the upgrade." And so I buy the upgrade. How's the blues? Mandelae Bay. I buy the upgrade. We get to go to the VIP club. The jealous coming. I'm like, "Puck yeah, Julie. We're going to the VIP club. We're going to be at Santana. You're going to have the best time." I show my ticket to the VIP club. They're like, "We don't know what this is."

And I was like, "Oh, okay. That's fine. It's only his for afterwards." So I was like, "Oh, okay. So there's a party afterwards." It's where at the fucking end. It's a nursing home. It was literally at the bar next to the house of blues. And they were playing EDM music and they gave me a drink ticket for a well drink.

Wow. And I was the and Julie and I were the only people there. And I was just like, "You know, it's fucking fucking standard." You know, I feel like that's reason why. You remember the time I saw Santana at that good welding? No, yeah, you can't. So you shot him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

“Maybe that's why. He was looking for hats. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.”

It's all in there. He got Henry sent me a creep shot at Santana. Well, I was like, it was kind of, it was one of my first big L.A. sightings.

So I was like, Santana, the goodwill. At least amazing. All right, guys.

We have a lot of news to get to. There was a little bit of our third spring break update. But that's not the only update we have because first of all, big news. Want to give big congratulations. The Ebola virus has been named ambassador to Guam. And we are extremely excited for their work over in Guam. Those of you don't know, the World Health Organization right now is saying that there is a worrying

spreading infection of Ebola, but I think it's okay because the best part about it is that you die fast. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's so wonderful, man. I say smoke that shit. Yes, like that. He voted bro. Yeah, that's why we die. Yeah, I miss Zika dude. And we don't miss Zika. I miss Zika. I want Zika back. Where's the fucking head of the viruses? This is a shit. All right. So we have a little bit of it up with you. So just so you again, we've been kind of covering

a little bit of this was we were talking about because we made it. We made it. We made it. One, two, let me take you on a secret cruise. Right? Do we do it? Yeah, that's enough. All right, cool. So this is our reminder. Go over crimewave is c.com/left because that's where we're going to get tickets for our adventure on the cruise. And then this happens here. So hunt of virus is spreading by cruises right now, right? There's over 28 specific strains of hunt of virus. There's old ones.

There's new ones. And we're looking at it as a very specific strain that jumped from an animal to a man. Now, for those of you looking out, just know that you get a flu like symptom for a while, right? Then fluid rapidly fills along the condition and then eventually you die, right? You start to fucking you drown in your own spit, right? It eats up your fucking lungs in your heart, right? And that can death ranges from 36 to 50% based upon infection, like in how bad your infection is.

And now long you have it before you can get the they have a vaccine for it. Oh, that's nice. So you can get something. There's medicine for it. But it's out there. And it's hard. And it's kind of and dip dotting around the world as it's being being released by these cruises. But guess who's doing it?

“Gene Hackman's wife. I wish she died too fast. That's what she wanted to do. She wanted to”

cause these problems. But she died too fast because she didn't work hard enough in drinking of water. All right. Everybody else is fine. But I want you. We're going to guess what we get to blame. The Dutch. Oh. This is a Dutch. This is a Dutch fucking problem. Y'all. So ocean-wide expeditions. That's

the name of the cruising company that is spreading this around. We not real Caribbean. Never royal Caribbean.

They wouldn't do that. We wouldn't be associated. So I want to remind you that royal Caribbean

virus free boat. You've ever been on your life. So you're going to crimewave with c.com/left because we still have like four or five cabins left. Yeah. Carnival cruises. They're going to kill you.

“They'll kill you sister. Yeah. They'll make you rape and kill you sister. That's what happens on”

Carnival Cruises. That's what happens on Carnival Cruises. Not real Caribbean. Never in a thousand

years. That's why they're called the royal Caribbean because they are treated like a queen and queen. You know, the color of royalty is purple. But they chose blue for some reason. It's also the color of a swollen sack of balls. Which is on Royal Caribbean. There's plenty of that. Good. You'll believe you. Especially if you're seeing me. Woo. All right. We got that. Another update. Obviously. Obviously. Where are you about that, though? What? They're already, they're cleaning the

haunt of iris ship and they're shipping it back out. Just for the air cleaning the haunt of iris ship and they're sending their bags in the down there. They threw a bunch of perilla on it. Never things find. But Mercedes. Okay. Now I know everybody's really upset and really nervous and it sounds bad. It sounds bad. It's like a haunt of iris. We have RFK Jr and charge who is sounds like rocks falling downhill. We have, you know, we can't do anything about that. We, you know, the Ebola virus

“is spreading. But I think what's important to remember is once you're on the cruise and you”

have that drink package all life goes away. And it's a railway adventure. You could put it or you could pay you a little bit at a time. Right. And you get them freshly cleaned. That's right. That's when you want to get in on that accrues is when they've already had a big health scale. Yeah. If you want to get sick from ratchet, you're going to have to bring it yourself. Yes. All right. So you're going to have to take it. If you want to get sick, all right. You want haunt of iris

on real grippy and pack up your ratchet, put it in your luggage, start popping them. I'm going to start popping when you get on there. And then by the end of it, it's a haunt of iris. And guess what? You get free cruises for life. That's right. Because you'll be haunting the cruise with your haunt of iris. And how huge is that? You get to be permanently on cruise as your ghost. So that's big news. Definitely got to come check us out.

Crime Wave at sea. Because daddy is, but I'm not even joking. It's the best vacation. You're going to have outside of the journey of death. So please come join us in crime wave at sea. But we have many other updates, another update. So obviously, this came out on Wednesday. The day after we had put out our episode last week. Yeah. Because why not? Is what we do here? We love when the episodes

“come out before the biggest news of the week. You know why? Honestly, we plan at that. Oh, we”

do actually, Eddie, to take it back. We do. Because it does give me time to sit and reflect. So

don't have to just scream. Right? There's no time to kind of help. It does help because when I first saw

this, obviously, when I saw first saw this news, I screamed. I literally yelled, I'm on vacation. That is literally, I was like, me, a lot. But no, looks like his skitter any of a skickering. A little skitter and a skickering. All right. Seems to have worked for Alec Murdoch because it seems that he has gotten his trial appeal badly. I've got my trials been appealed badly. So there's you know, no, our high-pitched Eric Fat Boy, Alec Murdoch has the, the Eismurder. I don't fucking

care. Yes. He has been so far. His murder conviction has been overturned by a South Carolina court. Now, the reason why it has is because of one bitch, one shitty bitch. I call it that. I can't believe she pleaded guilty. Oh, yes. It is because of one person locked this bitch. I cannot believe everything. Becky Hill. Becky Hill. That was the county clerk. And the court that was working under a further Murdoch trial and what she did, which is what a thing I just just had happened to me

in Florida. I mean, come with me on this and I'm going to explain how this all ties together. Okay. So I was on my plane to Florida. Okay. And I was saying, yes, I don't want to be here. Right? I'm

unhappy. I'm unhappy. I'm not, I'm not, I don't want to do first education. You're going to go

look at Iraq that has your father's name on it. I'm just kind of, I'm still in sad, right? But I'm saying, I'm going to take this. I'm going to be cool, right? I got upgraded to first class because I didn't want to pay for anything crazy, right? On my way to my father's grave, but I got upgraded. And I said, oh, there must be Valhalla looking out for me, right? Sitting in front with Delta, looking out for you, which is diamond status. And we're telling him how many goes to the airport. They

go to the bathroom. The man next to me is an old man that is obviously a boss of many people refuses to stand up for me to go to the bathroom. I say, hey, it's okay. He's like, you can get around me as what he says. I say, listen, I just need you to, this is difficult. And he's like,

you can get around me. So first time I do try to climb around him, it was very difficult.

I climb back over him to go to the, go back and sit down again. I get back up. Go to the bathroom again. He refuses to stand up. So what do I do? I put my ass directly into his laptop and I knock it off the table. Hell yeah, because you won't stand up. We're starting in a bit of a,

“then we get into a bit of a one on one where he's just like, why did you just do that?”

I think because you were not just a putter on the floor. Yeah, that's fight shit. Yes it is. And then he said, um, I said, because then I was saying, I'll let this flight land early. You said that to him. I was saying, I was like, I don't care what happens. So that was the first thing. We kind of settled it out, right? We settled it out. Then we get on the train. We get on the train. The guy goes and he puts the, we get on the train to go to the rental car. Guys, it goes into

his carry on waiting for the rental car. This is in Florida. Put some maga hat on. Starts going, was you guys going to do about it? What are you going to do about it to a train of people, right? So that's

the third second. Third, I go to the shitty little hotel where I'm staying. So I don't have to be in my

mother's trip full on under her breasts, right? So I go to the hotel, I go, hey, excuse me, can I sign up to think, you know, it's like, oh, the old man there, it's like, oh, I held nonners. You got to sign up for it. Now I said, actually, I'm good. I'm kind of in a rush. I'm trying to get over my mom's mom. Before I members, you piece of shit. Try to make me be a train. I didn't said, he's like, do you understand what you get? Went to do this. You're going to get all you're going to get,

“X, you're going to get what you're going to make. And I said, honestly, thank you for letting me know,”

but seriously, I'm good. I just, I got to go get it for my mom's house and he's like, you know, I can't really let you not sound, it's like, it's easy to do if he's, I was like, seriously, man, I'm like, no, I just don't, I'm good. I'm good. He's like, you know, it's almost

inched it. Look, I could go. And then finally, I'm like, you're obviously going to do whatever

the hell it is you want to do, right? You're obviously just going to, this is your fucking favorite thing in the fucking world. It's a whole people with the hilldowners. So I guess have your fucking thrill then, right? So I, I yell at the man, all of this is the same. All of this is, this is, this is connected to Alex Murdoch. Yes, this all comes back around. Okay, this comes back around. Two, there are southern, old, southern fox that believe that they know everything and they believe

that they are correct about everything and that what they do is better and what they know is better simply because they haven't been shot mad by their kids yet, right? And so Becky Hill, what she did in her motherlike way because they're all these the same busy body morons. Who said to the jury that she said, when you listen to Alex Murdoch talk, you don't take a word of his seriously. You know, and even lick and ham. All right, he's a liar. He's a liar, right? And

you didn't get because she wanted to sell a book. When they were doing deliberations, she literally said this shouldn't take us long. Yep. And that day, they, they, she pressured the jury. She then said, she showed pictures of evidence to her friends and she did also because she wanted to write a book because obviously she knew better than everybody else. And then she overturned his fucking the millions of dollars that the state spent, the millions of dollars all and the

hours and the time spent. And now this case is in the trash because guess where Alex Murdoch gets to go and do his appeal from from jail because guess what they won't take off his financial

“crimes because guess what's the only thing that matters in the United States of America”

is if you steal money from the government. That's right. You can kill your whole family. You can kill your whole family. Well, not your whole family. Buster's still farting. The bad ones. Yeah, you can kill the bad ones. Yeah, you can kill, you can kill your dumpy wife and you can kill your shitty liability son and you can leave your just dumb enough son alive so that he can continue to do crimes for you from inside of jail. This man's, he's a career lawyer who comes from a

family of fucking county commissioners. His is one of his lawyers was a senator. You can't fuck around. You are and they too. You can't make one mistake in any place. It comes exactly. Let's go. It's the same home spun ego that you see over and over and over again. If you're just shut her mouth, she'd be gone. But now he's serving 40 years. But he gets to serve 40 years

Yes, they're taking he is still in prison. We know Alec Murdoch loves prison. That is not even

exaggeration. We know that he got on lives off the fucking Capri Sun and Honeybund. He's literally so he is used to commissary food. He ran everybody like he running. He's running the yard. Yeah. People love him. He figured it out immediately. I'm sure he's selling cigarettes and then now he gets to spend the next two years preparing for this retrial going in and out. He gets to go to the library. He gets to go to court. He gets to get his hair cut. He gets to wear his nice clothes.

He gets to have all the wonderful things that he gets to have during appeal because he is not a convicted murderer. Do you think that it is a little bit of punishment for him to sit there and lie about killing his family again? No. That's he loves doing that. That's his fucking

“thing that's the only thing every day before. He loves doing that. Him lying on the stand and him lying”

in general. It is what he's done his whole life. It's his very life blood. It is his every is it's

his every passion is lying and stealing. That is the only thing he likes to do is lie, steal, drink Capri Suns and eat oxygomps. That's the only thing he likes and without his oxygomps. He likes oysters as well. Okay. Who doesn't? And that's the most human part of him. Yeah. Because nothing I love better. Even people were saying about a crap of what is an oyster bake. I still haven't had one of those. But recently we just had when I was over on Raku and Vegas, I wouldn't

have this wonderful oyster with caviar on top of it. That was really fucking good. He the only caviar he's gonna get is the little pieces of shit that are inside the butthole of another man that he's forcing him to eat. When he makes him toss his fucking salad. That's the only thing the only caviar

that Alex Murdoch should get. I fucking piece of shit. Well, you know, but honestly it'll be

he'll be struggling. He's going to there is going to be an appeal. They're going to do a full-on retrial. It's going to waste everybody's time and money. And he's going to be found guilty again. Also, if he is just now, if it's acquitted all of a sudden, how come he's not screaming? Let's go find the murderer. Because he's the murderer. Yeah. And because if he was the good let's go find the murderer. He's like, where is it? I need a fine. I'm gonna find out where he is.

Oh my god, it's me. Oh, I was doing such a deep and dark. I was doing such a deep and dark with a very, very, very thorough investigation. And next thing I know, as I thought of the clues, I went down here and I found a hole and said, what? I'm just a policeman. Oh, that looks familiar. What over your room? I'm just coming up on him to hunt him on. He's, oh wow, that's a myth. You too. Oh, it's my favorite gun. That's my least favorite life. Oh my god. Double to a burp.

Oh, better. Because she's coming back. She's coming back by Jason Voorhees. I've made sure to fuck a pepper with AK47 balls. Because she's fucking, she could come back like in Jason Voorhees. And my dumb son, my dumb son, came so glad to send him to hell. I don't let that sit him to hell. I got my good tall buster. God, my two good. I'm having a good time. I'm doing great diagonals. I'm saying, I'm honestly, I'm gonna be, I'm be Muslim very soon.

He's gonna be great Muslim. If he would be, because he looks so good in a bow tie. Oh my god, him with the shaved head in a little bit. The little fast? Oh my god, he would go.

“That's how I'm like him. That's how I'm like him. Like down to the amazing. Please go Islam.”

Oh, with the face tattoo. That's remember all my father's soldiers. Well, I feel like there's another thing we got to talk about. We've spent enough time on this piece of shit. He's still gonna stay. He's still gonna die in prison. Yeah, he just sucks at he's like not gonna die in prison. You know, the way we wanted to. Yeah. All right. So there was a big alien drop. Yes, there was. And none of it really makes sense to me. And I was hoping you can help me out. What is interesting

is that on May 8th, the United States government, which is now like as they calling themselves the Department of War, they, uh, when you're in six and under a year, it's, you know, easy to do. Do, can you call it war if all we do is lose? Like, I feel like on some level, like, I feel like we should just call it something else. If all we do is burn trillions of dollars in the loose war. Oh, yeah, I know. Yeah, you can lose. It's still a war if you lose. Is the Department

of losing wars? If the Department of losing wars, they put out this new UAP dump. So where this seems to be is a feeble response to this, uh, the idea of people want disclosure. And we saw what they did with the Jeffrey Epstein files. So with the Jeffrey Epstein files, but half of the three

“million. Yeah, we're loosely dumped onto the FOIA website in which you have to clumsily”

go through one by one by key word each file. And we had actually then have web developers, create shit, then made it more easy to navigate stuff like Epstein Exposed.com. Yeah, J-mail, we've, you know, we've covered these, but with this dump, which they've been threatening. They've been talking about how they're going to do this big disclosure dump of all of these, this cash

I'm going to go as far as to say, I'm a call it condescending, really, because of the font,

the web design, it's easily searchable. And what they've done is, they've made it to look like it's the X files. They did it with the conspiracy theory font and the green and the black, and they did this stuff as if you are making fun of me for even being interested in this technology,

“because this is the only way this would be cool is if this was designed by a monster energy drink.”

And these guys really believe that we're like 90s. It does. It does. I film. And we're being made to kind of, I'm feel like I'm being talked to like an idiot by the government by in this way. But some of the stuff in it is interesting. There's a lot of documentation about essentially backing up the Twynon memo, which was essentially back in the day, there was an originally apparently an Air Force intelligence report that they did in 1947 that said all of these guys made a thing tank.

And they basically said, we've looked into this flying disk situation and we believe it is real.

And we believe that the ships are real, and we believe that we are, we need to, and we know that other things that we're releasing this dump are interesting too, where they talk about the train of information that kind of hints at a hidden found UFO. And it's in the right places,

“right? It's at Wright Patterson. It's at these places where they specifically retrofit enemy”

military tech, but there's no like picture of like some general with a, is arm around an alien, or anything like that. So we, what has been released is a lot of stuff that for many people has been known for a long time. A lot of it is, and a lot of it, unfortunately, is not very much

better than when I put out on my mandate, which makes everybody angry. But I want to do,

but I will show you, this is blip some bloops. And some of these blips and bloops are actually really compelling. This one. So some of it you feel like is good. I watched every video and there two I found were, well, the one that we're looking at right now, this is the one I'll even describe to you. So this one is PR38. That's the one that I found. It's one of the videos. And what you're seeing here is a disc like craft that has star. It looks like a star. That is light bouncing off of it.

That is what you call like a bouquet effect. That's like something that comes from the camera itself. So the disc is the middle line thing, whatever that thing is giving off a light of some sort. It's like, it's like an energy structure around it. Now what you're looking at this in this video is extremely interesting. It has emissions. It's, well, there's like, there's a trail. So it has like, it has the looks of its gas power. It does, well, it's a vapor trail. But Eddie,

what you're not seeing is, is the way that it is moving. Yeah. That is not how it plain moves.

“The way it was going down. It's moving like a weird, weird drone. Now this came from, I believe,”

if you look at the description, Rob, this was from, do you, does this come in your air reverberments? Is this you a, this one was the Middle East? Yes. So all of this is stuff that they have sourced from military, essentially old school military reports that have been now vetted enough. These are now considered to be stripped of any important information that could compromise our missions over in the Middle East or in all these places. But they are like essentially saying,

these are the official sightings that the military said that they have had. Okay. And also what's interesting, truly, is the pictures of them on the moon. And so there is a series of pictures of the, I forgot which, which, there's series of pictures of which Apollo mission. They're on the moon. They're taking like literal like photography pictures with camera on their hands. And you could see this like they're circling things in the sky or they're seeing weird flashes. Like that was

like one of the things that the astronauts and then came out in this report that was interesting was saying like they would be on the surface of the moon looking up and seeing like the world was just alive. Like everything was a lot like things were like move in the universe. The universe is like a lot. Yes. And so this stuff, that is really interesting. And I actually, I like all of this. This is this stuff that I was like, this is, it's compelling. I like the fact that they release

the moon pictures because it shows that like we've have been to the moon officially at some point. And so you could see all these things out in the sky around the moon. That's very interesting. Before we were doing that much space. It was like, there's not enough debris in space for it to be reflecting in that way. Back then back then. So that's interesting. This one Apollo 17 caught a triangle. Yes. It is very strange. It's really cool. Like, so those those pictures are really cool.

is fun. I was like, look, it threw on the plane. You know, like, I got the watch all the videos. I was like, oh, yeah, this is fun. And like, it does feel cool. It does feel like we're getting somewhere with it. But it's also my problems that obviously this is done to distract from another. It's every other level of distracting because they have no else. They have no idea how to do anything besides just distract. They have no idea how to fix a single thing or to complete a thing or to do

a thing. They just know how to like throw stuff out at the fucking shitstorm because they're all media people. How do you compare this dump to the Epstein file, though? Oh my god, this dump is so well organized and tracked and and the explained and there's all this context and there and there's all of these and the governments like really has that whole preamble about the truth and has

all this stuff and you're like, look at it and that's the problem is that. Do you think it's just

because the FBI sucks or is it because do you think that maybe this was constructed? No, no, no, no, you know, this was done. I'll my call again fully just my opinion. He has been talking about doing this disclosure thing for about a month and a half now. Yeah. This could be built in that time.

“Okay. So I think that he came up with this idea that we're doing a disclosure and then the”

absolutely talentless villains that run the FBI and the department of losing wars. They came together with this idea of like, and then we'll hit him with like conspiracy theory stuff and we'll we'll do it with the expiles like, logo and we'll do it with the thought and stuff so these guys can really see like how sci-fi it is because they think we're idiots obviously. Yeah. No, when I look at it, it's very, but I am thankful, but I do think it's more of the same. We have seen these types of videos

over and over again. But these are all new videos. It is. But it is interesting that it's more of the

same. So that might give all the other videos more creep. It does to me. But I always had

credence for the other ones. It's really just what are they? That's the main issue. We're seeing here now is the next level, which is okay. Great. What are they? Do you think this is everything that got? No. I think this is the, this is very palatable, and I think that this, I think there's lots of blips and blips. Yeah. There's blips and blips and blips. There's lots of rust. None of that. None of that. None. Well, you know, that would be assuming that one of them crashed. Or do they

purposely crash themselves in order to gift us crafts, if you believe in one version of the story,

“or is there a story where it was the B team that got here and that's why the crash. Or is it a”

story about that it was faked all the beginning? Did we knock it out of the sky? There's that story that we knocked it out of the sky. There's also this idea that why would they come just to crash? How could they get here and just crash? That's what I'm thinking. If you're so advanced that you travel through fucking galaxies to get here. Unless you're doing it on purpose. Yeah. Unless you're literally doing it on purpose. We barely crash airplanes. I mean, we do. We really try.

We really try. We really go for it. There was that one. Oh, just recently. They do in 15th. Yeah.

Yeah. But that was during an air show. Oh, yeah. That always kind of happens during an air

show. What if to them? It doesn't really matter. No, of course, something like to them like dying doesn't matter. Yeah, of course, they're just in their ships doesn't matter. So like if we believe in any of the Lord, they are not here presently. If they are actual bio-mechanical entities that are being essentially fueled by another intelligent somewhere else, it would make a lot of sense for them to just be expendable corpses out here. Right. I would love if one of them crashed and they had an

American flag on it with like 200 stars. No, it's going to be something like that. I can't do that's

“what we got to do. That's what we got to do. We got to do it. We got to do it. We got to”

fuck people up, man. But otherwise, like, because again, it's very interesting. And it is. It does remind you still that it's a mystery. I feel like that's the key here. It's still a mystery, but look who's doing it and why are they doing it? That's the main issue. So Epstein is still very much in play. Also watch this, you know, this is not just do it just to the sake of it. Hit me with the update. Just to the sake of the song. Just like I miss it. It's an island adventure.

Heck yeah, it's Jeffrey time. It's just good to do it. You wanted to hear it one more time. I miss it's been a week. So I, there was an article that came out and rolling stone that was talking about. We love rolling stone. Don't we? But this, uh, a, there's something, came out with the story

was talking about her grandfather was a prolific molester. Now, when I don't like about this, I was in this a couple of times. You know what I was doing? All my true crime videos. You know, this rub, you know what they're doing? Like grandma finds grandfather's horrible secret. Yeah.

We already know, we all know what the secret is. It's altogether now a treasure trove of C

sand. Now my question is the baby hadn't a freezer. Sometimes it is. And now that's when I'm relieved. Yeah, because they have to defeat a dragon to get it. Yeah, did they go in a bar? Yeah, did they go on a magical quest? Are they pirates? Yeah, yeah, looking for bootie. Yeah,

“oh, gosh, crash at the field. Shave the field. That's what I said. So,”

Keith is, I was like, talking about what the treasure trove of C gate neighborhood of Brooklyn, which was this kind of baby community very fancy for all the millionaires and all the people that I built all these sort of like what they called their seaside escape. And so this can't believe there's a nice place near Coney Island. It can't be that nice. It really can. But it's for it. It's for the richy richy richy. I'm back in the day. I don't know how it is now. But I do know back in

there was for the richy rich. And Jeffrey Epstein and this lady, they lived on what was considered to be the poor side of it, which was right up against the gate where they said they could look through the gate and they're almost like truly American certification things. You can look from the richy neighborhood onto the poor neighborhood. You could feel bad for them. Okay. Right. And then so what they did was, is that Jeffrey Epstein, she said she knew him because they're

side of the neighborhood, because they were the lower-income side of the fancy part. That was with the stick ball, can't. Right. It's all the boys playing a stick ball. You remember stick ball, Rob? We both played stick ball. It's boys, right? It's a stick ball. I know it's definitely a Brooklynaffectation, right? So they're on there. They're playing stick ball. And for those of you who don't know what stick ball is, it's what newsy's play. So stick balls are just

out there. They're they're they he's doing. Did you ever play? Of course you're in New York. I

never played stick ball. You know the broomstick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Literally old fashion. We used to do it.

That's cool. Yeah, it was fun. Yeah. You know what I mean? Bucky down rocks. And so this lady lived with her mother and grandfather and her grandfather used to do the sting where their house was over. On the other side of the fence was considered where the home run marker was. So they would hit the markers. They would hit the stick balls over the fence. And the grandfather would go over and collect all the fun little balls right? And he'd bring over and

he'd resell into the kids for half the money that they would buy them from at the store, right? And it was like a little stick to them. You got to go. It was really cute. It wasn't stuck in a fucking everybody, right? And it turns out that he was sucking to her mother and her mother and her mother was sleeping with him in bed, which was a weird affectation that began when she was a daughter. She slept with him in bed and then eventually her mother graduated her grandfather's

bed so that she could be molested by her grandfather. And then her grandfather probably molested the entire neighborhood. Now, it seems that it makes kind of sense then that Jeffrey Epstein could have possibly have been molested within this neighborhood. Apparently within the C gate neighborhood, there was seven char molesters. Wow. In this one area and it makes sense that he would have been

“molested if that's what made him go do it later on. It would make sense that that's”

how he was taught to do it. Because normally molestate people hurt people. Normally it comes from somewhere. It's very rarely a brand new thing. Normally it is learned behavior. Normally you have someone did it to you. Or I guess you read about it now. How to book? It's one of those things where people are talking about. Some of these dummies books are inappropriate. Grimming children for dummies is... wow. Grimming children for mummies. Not all it's wrapped up to be.

But the thing is, it's like, you talk about this. I heard people hurt people. It's never all that shit.

And it's definitely what happened in this guy here. It's very possible. It is quite, quite, quite, quite, quite quite possible. Who knows? I mean, there's no direct evidence. It is definitely shot in the dark. She kind of just says this out. But it makes sense that it would be true. But it's like she

“recognized him growing up with him. And think about that. Like that's what she was saying. She was like,”

I thought of Jeffrey Epstein since I was like eight. And then all of a sudden, I'm like Jeff. The New York City fire ants here. You know, like the Jim Downey bit. Man, if I wanted to

it's not. Yeah, seriously. Oh my god, Anthony Amarici. Honestly, Anthony Amarici. If any of you guys, Bobby Bovorelli, where are you at? Where's Bobby Roopie? Yeah, I changed one of the names of my person. I didn't. Bobby Bovorelli, where are you at, bro? I remember you were a six-leaf

“sickly boy. You're doing good. Are you alive? We'll find out. Joey Stoffel. You still alive? Joey Stoffel?”

He's feeling awful. No, I see. I hope Joey still alive. I love Joey. Yeah. James Watson. Where are fucking you? Where are you? Where are you? Where are you? Where are you? Where's my old buddy? Yeah. Yeah, where are you? John with the Jacobs. Here you are, bro. Come on out. We talked a couple times. Well, you know, that sounds nice. Well, I'm glad you learned

we're learning about new neighborhoods in Brooklyn now. We are, you know, it's always good to

know that there's a place to always, you can always move up. And always move up in this world. I'm not glad. All right, so let's do, which one do you want to cover these? Oh, this one is, I love this story and we missed it. And because we were, you know, we were working on everything. But U.S. Special Forces Soldier, who took part in the operation that captured Venezuelan leader Nicholas Madoro was arrested Thursday after allegedly

betting a Madoro's removal from office on the Poly Market. So he can literally be how can he, I guess, be fired for insider trading fired. He's going to prison. Wow. Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, so he bet $33,000 on the Poly Market with an error. That Madoro would be captured. And then they paid out over $400,000. Wow. How does one even find the Poly Market? I have no idea. You just type it in. I try to look at gamble normal. But this is all like what is

turned into gambling. Gambling is too easy. You can lose so much money just sitting on the fucking toilet these days. You just sign up for it, dude. You know, yeah, I'm looking to this right now. I think in order to do stuff like this, you probably have to be almost broken, bored person in the face of this, this very earth. Lots of people do it. There was the Guardians pitcher, the relief pitcher, who just got kicked out of baseball because he was

back because now you can bet not only on the games or like or just, but each pitch you could bet on. And he would throw and he was a really good pitcher. He was a relief pitcher. And he would bet

that he or he would help people bet that his first throw was first pitch was going to be a ball.

And so he had, so every time he pitched, it was a ball. And so people they realized that because the kids kept happening, like, why is everyone keep betting that this guy's first pitch is going to be a ball? And then they realized he had made like $100,000, and that was kicked out of baseball. Wow, that's the smartest pitcher. I mean, not really. You just need to play on the rest of the game. Yeah, he's got to go play in Japan or some shit. Hey, man, that's behind with me. I don't

why are there so many rules around sports? What do you mean? So many rules. There should be rules.

“That's what the whole thing is for sports. You feel like in that way, it just makes them”

more competitive in a way. I mean, I feel like you talked about this slide. Do you talk about this last week with senior or somebody, the idea of like, I wish everybody was on human growth home. Oh, that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, you're a fan of the elevated games body. Oh, yeah, I want every athlete to be on it. I want every a max it out. I think your phone is hell. Which one's a strong. Yeah, you know,

we're fine. I want to fucking, because what is the enhanced games? The enhanced games is happening. I believe this week or next week in Vegas, where it is like a bunch of HGH athletes who's trying to play any deterministic with fucking double defected. Well, it's like, it's like wait, not yet. That's not that.

Run with a BBL. What are those? Like, can you run with a 25 BBL? That would be fucking amazing.

And no, it's truly enhanced. It's for like weightlifting and and track and field mostly. And so, because we're going to die. And if you, oh, for sure, the mountains apart of it, well, the mountains are strong man. The mountain you're allowed to do that. Yeah, well, the mountain there's, you can do PEDs and stuff like that in an mountain. It's strong man. Strong man. Strong man. Yeah, you could do certain out steroids up to a point or not even really like,

yes, there's there are a lot of advancing rampant and like bodybuilding. But it's a bodybuilding, arm wrestling. The guy, I just rush, I have become, well, I don't know why I thought arm wrestling

“would be pure. It is, fuck it. You need to do 10 fingers. That's it. You never,”

Rob, I'm sorry, Rob, you've got, you're not an arm wrestling. You're not even the rat, but definitely rat is my fucking lead man. The fucking Canadian Wolverine man. Devon,

years, it came back. He won this brutal fucking match. He shaved his head to look like an old man.

“He described seeing this guy. No, he's great. Devon, the rat is fucking the coolest mother”

fucking in the world. He is destroyed. He thought he does seem pretty cool. He is destroyed his body, arm wrestling. Well, he, we don't know what he's like about it. No, he's fine. He's like, I follow him. He's like, he's a Canadian, like, non, kind of, like, you know, to talk about anything controversial, all he talks about. He is the number one Michael Jordan of arm wrestling. He is like the face of the sport right now. Okay. Cool. And he learned, like, he does stuff where he'll like learn

your language and he'll talk shit at you in your language. He's one of the best shit talkers on the face of the planet. And he talks about cycling. He tries to look weak. He, no, he tries to look crazy. He's crazy looking. He thinks his head. Yeah. He's just, yeah. And he talks shit. He does. But he, just,

he's, he's, he's basically changed the entire sport. But he openly talked about PED use cycling.

You'll see all this fucking pimples. Yeah. See this fucking face, dude. So he's all jacked up. Oh, he's all PED down. Why not put us in the enhanced games because I feel like it's because this is totally the part of the enhanced games. I don't think they're man enough for it. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think you're man enough for arm wrestling. It's a, it's a one-appended sport. Also, yeah. I mean, that's a bar sport. I would love to go see this live, but it's just like, these guys are so huge.

How do you see anything? What's you feel? You look at, you watch it. But there's a TV. But there's a TV sitting behind them and stuff. It's been a CNN TV. Yeah. No, this is the TV sport. It's definitely a TV sport. Yeah. So I'm you're saying the, he talks about how he uses them and he cycles off. And the, so there are ways to use it that are not just like rampant. So you're really doing this. Yeah. Sports. What do I give a fuck? But their whole thing is they're trying to

break like a bunch of world records on steroids. Yeah. They're not going to count. No. No, what's like, we did it. Yeah. Yeah. And they give the fuck a huge bonus as well. It's because all things funded by Peter, too. Well, yeah. Of course. Everyone, they're all going to die. Anybody that you can't look up to it. Like, it's one of those things with their, though. That's stupid. That's dumb. You don't look up to that. You just mostly go like, it's like a circus. For me,

I view that as sort of like entertainment. If this is what, these people, I love people who describe their body to entertain me. I do. I love it. I love freak show people. I love the really intense performance artists. I love TV. Love Ralphie May. What he did to himself for us.

“That was for us. He got himself that weird and that big to entertain us. And that's why like,”

why do you think I do this? Why do you think I'm building this body? Yeah. It's for you. It's for the audience. Yeah. He hasn't looked like this forever. No. I know. I don't look like this for me. When I'm at Henry, he was thin as a rail. Yep. I put weight on to be convenient. Honestly, that is true for Holden. Well, that just kind of happened next suddenly. Yeah. Oh, there's another story I want to talk about, which is breaking. So we're going to learn a lot

about this in the coming week. But it, like, it rings true or rings similar to the, uh, the ghost adventures. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Also, I went to Zach Bacon's museum in Vegas. How was it? It was, it was fun. It's way too long. Yeah. So this is the thing. I was late for nothing. This happened again. Two hours, 35 minutes at the tour. I had to go. How much longer? It's at least another hour. It's good to fuck. You can't just walk around it. Like a normal museum. No. It's a toward thing.

It's really great. A truly one best haunted attractions I've ever seen. But they constantly show all the footage where people pass an out there. And they're like, easier to go. Perfecting the play in the knockout game. It's like, I guess, but I was like, I actually think the reason why they're passed an out is because all of this fucking haze and everybody's unaddable. Yeah, you got to put

“a, you know, cafe in the middle. Yeah. I think that's the thing. It's like a pressing out.”

Because it's fucking 20 and a half hours long. And it's hot here. Yeah. I don't think that's the truth. But otherwise it was fascinating. And I met the doll that cursed the guy from ghost of Peggy. Yeah. No, not Peggy. No, the other, yeah, the new man. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. So she, because he was on, he was looking for her. Yes. When he found out that his wife was trying to kill her. No, it was because he looked at the doll once. Oh. And that, that would turn his wife

crazy. He made his wife. He made him cry right man. Yep. According to Zack Baggins in his

video intro before you go in, he says he specifically, he's like, this is a doll I will never

look at again. And then he's just like, I, I explained, he's like, Oh, I saw this doll. I had this thing in here. Me and Karatop had like a weird experience. And then he's like, and it led to the horrendous planning of one of my co-hosts wife to hire a hitman to murder it. Oh, my God, he's

I bet you that they must, they must have, I mean, they released it as part of the TV show.

“Yes. When it happened, you know, he was just like, this is great. Yes. What just happened?”

Fuck yes. Yes. That doll's hot. So Gabby Gonzalez, she's an influencer. She's accused an murdered a higher plot to kill her boyfriend singer, Jack Avery. All right, Jack Avery was a part of the boy group. Why don't we? I'm sorry. That's the worst name for a group. I've, I've ever heard they're extremely popular. Why don't we? Is the name of a band? Is this sliding in a

unterritory? Oh, no, they're number one song. Eight letters has almost 700 million

lessons. I could eight letters. Is the name of it? Yeah. Okay. Four letter words. What is it sound? What does it sound like? What do they sound like to forfeit? Why don't we? Is the name of the boy band? I don't even know if they're still together. You guys are just like getting lost on the wrong thing. So Gabby Gonzalez, she was picked up from the airport and humble sweet sweet humble. Oh, nothing bad ever happens out there. She was picked up where murder

mountain was filmed. And so basically she wanted, she was alleged conspiracy to kill the father of

“her daughter, boy band singer, Jack Avery. All right. So you're the, can we hear a little snippet?”

Shut the fuck off. Shut it the fuck off. Can I kill him? Can I be the band? Listen,

I volunteer. I volunteer to be the hitman. I'll be $100. I'll do it myself. Okay. We'll invite him over. I'll poison him. Okay, promise you he'll be dead. Get off. Let me do it. I'll kill the whole band. Can I sit in the free? Where are they? Where do they live? They are at least some of them playing instruments. How do you know? How do you know? The Jonas Brothers kind of brought that. Yeah. Yeah. They're kind of, they don't know that

she's plugged in or not. It doesn't look plugged in. No, I mean, he's got the little earpiece. I mean, I think the, I mean, with the music sucks, he could be playing bad music Henry. Wow. Her father was also arrested for Cisco Godzallas and booked with for stopping it for stopping it at the judge's gonna issue an execution order for the children. He was arrested in Florida and he's being extra data to LA. There's seven year old daughter Lavender was, they're in a, they're in a

custody battle for their daughter Lavender. Kids can be fine. Yeah. The kids can be fine. Don't worry about that kid. Don't worry about that. A bunch of young bloods. Yeah. This is like a fucking evil army of young bloods. Well, I think that this guy, he doesn't seem like a horrible person. Yeah, I have, I don't, I'm just learning his name today, but the guy who they were trying to kill, he's just a bad musician. You know, it's, I don't think that he's really done anything wrong.

So far, haven't been be a bad dad. Yeah, of course. But yes, so Gabby was arrested last week in humble and we're gonna see where this is gonna take us, but we have a similar. So he's still, he's still alive. So he can still make music. Yes, probably going to be great for him. Francisco Mastermind did a plan that dates back to 2021 to track and photograph Jack and Hawaii.

“Why didn't you just destroy his masters? That's what you should have done. Honestly,”

pay for your bail. I'll pay for your bail, lady. Yeah. I'll pay for your bail if you destroy all his masters. I don't think she could do much of anything. I'll pay your bail. I can go visit her.

I'll pay your bail. You can get outsmashes guitars. Make sure you can never get to a music

ever again and out. I'll pay for your life. She won. So there, she's working on getting custody of lavender and the plan was to get footage of him smoking and drinking. So it could hurt in the custody dispute. Just, you know, put, you know, when it comes down to it, she did a bad never, never bring her dad in on a hitman thing, either. Dad's doing anything right? No. That's why your mom stops asking him to do stuff. Okay. So don't ask your dad to hook up a hitman for you.

Unless your father's a hitman. And if your father's a hitman, also. So there was a guy named Dustin Brocka. He is the alleged hitman. And the cops say that her and her friend Kai Cordy tried to get Baracka to or Baracka or I'm sorry. Brar. Car. Barka. Barka. Dustin. Barka. Barka. Barka. Barka. Barka. Barka.

Barka. Barka. Yeah. Yeah. And then she, her and her father had electronically paid $10,000 to Kai and for web development payments. Oh. Oh. Oh. So apparently, you got it. You can't skim out on murder for higher. You seriously. Take grand is not enough. It's not enough. It's not enough. I've been saying this for a year. Like this is like 25 G. It lit minimum 25 G. I say 100. If you want really want to kill this guy.

“I feel like it's a lot. I think it's a dull order. I think you can get 18 grand. A federal”

agent poses a hitman got on the phone call. Oh, man. Always. And yeah, I'm certain he I'm fine.

He can live for now, but he better changes ways. He better quit music. If he wants to live, he better quit music. Okay. No. No. Honestly, fuck that. I don't want to know where near the dawn. He should not be father or musician. He should be at a cold stone cremary. That's where he should be. Okay. I got a lot of great feedback from our uncle corner last week. Oh, yeah. Well, two weeks ago, we covered the all of the the information we had about to four of it, our favorite

crewner singer 20 years old. And we asked the question to our audience, why does zoomer music sound like bad versions of older music? Yeah. And I got a lot of very interesting. Like, you know, we were obviously, we did it in an an an uncle ask funny way. Yeah. But I got a lot of very interesting

“answers. Okay. From people that consider themselves zoomers or teachers of zoomers. Okay. And they”

essentially said that we right now, the main issue is just how they get music. Is it? So they get music by social media apps. Yeah. They hear snippets of maybe old songs. And then they think that it's a brand new song, right? Because they just only, because all they're interested a lot of time is in the social media apps or what is huge on the social media apps. And largely, especially the more young side of people, which just makes sense. Right now, we are currently

and you can see it around. We're in a, we're in aesthetics obsessed period. Okay. Like we're in

we're in a period right now, which has happened. This is not the first time where your fandoms

mean who you are. Yeah. Right. You're in this thing now where what you like really depends on how cool the thing is to like it. And if it makes you cool to like it. So

“the four-vid-built and aesthetic that these emo 13-year-olds liked. And so that's why they all”

got into it. But now it's like, you know, someone told me to look up other stuff that we would like that are better ambassador as a Gen Z music. People like chapel, Rome, Sabrina Carpenter, not for us. Need to not for us, but I get it. Addison Ray. I can't pick out of line up. Just one rose up. Charlie XX is like 45 years old. I can't do it. And then the other one, like they're all the same. You know, it's like one of those, where she's a little bit

Charlie XX is lying to you. Okay. I love you all. She's lying to you. She's like 10 years old than she does. She has she has. I think it's, I get it. There's certain things that are interesting. Well, I'm not saying that there's no interesting music. It's just the stuff that people do like is the like, it's just stuff that I don't get to get hung up on. Like the idea of the young blood who's obviously a hot topic version of somebody who sings songs. Yeah. But largely it seems,

the zoomers do understand that. It's just hard to get around all of the social media of it. You were trapped in this world. We're trapped in this like world of of what things mean when you say you like them. Yeah. But you're already what you like is putting you in a different category. Well, it's different now than it was for us. Like especially in hip hop. I saw one of my favorite beat makers ninth wonder. He's unbelievable. He works with Kendrick a lot. He made this interesting

post about Drake's new album and how like, you know, it's weird that so many young people are so into Drake because hip hop is different now than it used to be. Well, Drake is all music.

Well, here's what I'm saying is when we were younger and consuming hip hop, hip hop was a new

art form. It was like 10 years old. It was like 15 years old. All right. So like we were like, when Snoop dogs out and came out, sure it was like he was like older than us. But he was only like four years older than us. Yeah. He really knows like that much. It's really not that much older than us. But then when it comes to like now, you got like 12 year olds listening to Drake, who's in his 40s. And so they're not really like listening to their peers as much as they're

listening to older like people who they shouldn't be listening to them as through

It's a day of discovered a whole new and it's filtered. These are like, everything's filtered.

Everything is already, by the time it's arrived, you've already been packaged. It's already been kind of put together in a whole aesthetic. Instead of you kind of developing your own by searching,

“but I do think that we're going to see is the revamp as well. The kickback as well. I think right”

now we're just in a period of time where art is bad and art goes up and down. There is good stuff. It's just not getting shipped out to the mainstream. No, things go up and down. And honestly, we should be thankful for these times when we could maybe get to like something that's a little bit more obscure and it can be yours for a little while before it goes mainstream. Like this is a really a wonderful time for independent art in that way is that there's a lot of people out there

championing things that make you loyal. Like, there's just something about there is stuff out there. I do like a lot of younger artists and I'm not going to mention them because I feel like the immediately become lame if I say I like them. That's the best part. Yeah. It's like I love wet leg. I like wet legs. I have her boy. Same on the sniffers. Don't you love that? Love that don't eat you. Don't eat you. Somebody I don't know who put her together. She's from your town.

“Yeah. I don't know who put that do we? She together. Right. Oh, you're no one. That's how”

I like it. I want you. I was like, oh, it's a heck of a lady. I've seen. Yeah, y'all obey. People should listen to y'all obey. But we know enough enough. But yeah, it's a I think it's just the way that they get their fucking information because they hear it on TikTok. And then it's just like four seconds of a song. You don't even know the whole fucking song. Much less the body of work from the artist. It's a shitty way of consuming. Yeah, and you can't even say like the word sex

on social media. You can't say certain words. So yes, the music that you're also going to get is going to be already filtered to an extreme amount because it's on social media to begin with and which they are treating you somewhere between a four year old. You're somehow on social media. You're both a four year old. That's also a sex worker. And I have no idea how that is. It's a way they kind of treat us like both. And I don't know what you offer us. Yeah, because TikTok we all

know is like, this is just filled with young people. Like right now, we lost a TikTok or this morning. Oh, where did you get a picture out of Kenny? He died at the tender age of 84. It's a tipsy storm. It's just a fucking man with an oxygen tank on. What did he do? Who was his

bit? I've never heard of. Who is Patriotic fans? He can't believe that to the top of the TMZ.

Is he not on our list? No, man. Our list is children strong. He's looking better than ever. Shutting their fellow off a horse, but he bounced back on the top. He's going back on tour. He has a close call. He has a close call. He has a close call. Hey guys, we're all getting bad enough to talk about patriotic Kenny. I lost the wheel of us. Do you think it was like a bullet from the Korean war that finally worked its way into his heart? It's like

one of those. Well, he was doing the TikTok challenge swallow a mortar. Oh, yeah, you got to do that annually. So what is he? What kind of they see? Is he a bad guy or no? I can't know is he's patriotic Kenny. I can't really say they probably did bad things at some point. Do you think you're the word patriotic? It makes me suspicious. It really does. I used to love being it, but you know, what are you going to do? Oh, but yes, so these young TikTokers are dropping like f**k.

Gotta be careful. It's got to be careful. It's because they put fentanyl in his metamorphosis.

“And that's what took him fucking down. Do you know what? By patriotic, Kenny,”

thanks for making a little bit more room in Florida. Oh, my God. Well, this has been fun. This really has been fun. I mean, we kind of went through the other letters. There's other things I wanted to talk about, but you know, there's the billionaire son who pushed him off a cliff. It just fucking got so funny. So fucking funny. Like, you know, this also just shows, too. Like, I just, just so happy we don't have kids. Yeah. So happy we don't have kids. It's only one

douz kill ya. That's all he wanted to do. It's only planned to do. It's fucking easier than that.

It's like if you have a billion dollars and a child make sure they do their homework,

or they're going to push you off a mountain while you guys are like, I think you sit there going like, "Datys, just give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, push dating off the cliff, push dating off the cliff, push dating off the cliff,

But, you know, you've given him everything. The times are a changing. You know, honestly,

“live every day, going on the same trail hikes as billionaires so you can love,”

push it off a mountain. Then you laugh as there's spindly bodies plummet towards the ravine below smash down on the blood covered rocks. Hey, I wanted to thank everybody for all your food suggestions for Pittsburgh. Yeah, definitely. There's a lot of good options here.

I did never even heard of before. I'm so fucking excited. Wait, thank you. May 29th,

last podcast on a love's going to be in Pittsburgh. Come check us out. It's going to be a blast. And then Henry and I were doing Rochester, but it sold out. So the next side story show, the only other one on the book still has a couple of tickets is London, Ontario, Ontario. It's going to be on June 28th. So go check it out. Now I got a bunch of stand-up shows coming up. The next one's going to be on six, seven. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

it's going to be on June 6th at the Phoenix Desert Ridge in problem. We're doing that with Amber Nelson. It's going to be great. It's going to be a blast. And then on July 10th, I'm going to be in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, July 12th, Newark New Jersey, July 26th, the comedy story here in LA. And then I got a new show on the books. I'm going to be in Chicago. Hey, on August 1st, Chicago with the link and logic. I can't wait. I got a whole bunch of more dates. Some other ones coming out Denver,

hopefully DC. So go check that out all on editunes.com. Yeah, baby. That's going to be great. We can't wait to see you out there. Go to patreon.com. That's last podcast. I love to listen to add free episodes. And go to at helping other left for all social media needs. Go over to YouTube, check LPN TV. Newark is based. Go check them all out. But by the side is dude. Also HX2 is out there. And also I want you to know the playoffs are start this week. Start this week. I hope you do well

in the playoffs. So do I. Yeah, yeah, you're you made it. You beat, uh, you beat somebody. And you

“now you're, well, you beat contested B. I believe or maybe it was contested an A and now you get to move on”

and and face contest an A or contest an B or the first round of playoffs. You are. You actually,

you're the only one who tries to win. It's very funny. Everyone else is just like trying to be entertaining. But you just want to win. Yeah. Or they're like, if you lost, you wouldn't have to be on the next episode. But then I wouldn't have won. I have to win. We don't know if you win or not. We don't know. Yeah, we don't know if you win or not. But we're trying very hard. It's a little unfair. I'm fucking number. Don't come at me. You don't, if you expect me to back now, you expect me to be second

mess. Don't fucking dry me down. H G X 2 every Thursday. There's four more episodes coming out. It premieres right after last stream on the left does on YouTube. So just let that baby roll right into the other one. You're going to fucking walk back. Um, by fuckers. Also, um, I wanted to give a quick RIP to one of my favorite musicians who passed away. A real musician, a real musician, a part of the West Coast get down. Ryan Porter, the greatest Trump home player, whoever lived. Comeazie Washington's

Trump home player. Yes, which we saw. He's unbelievable. Probably the greatest. He was the greatest

alive. Um, let's do his albums on live at New Morning Paris or the optimist. Uh, it truly amazing.

Um, he worked with the nine ninth wonder who I mentioned earlier. A lot. Um, he was on Kendrick Lamar albums. You love Ryan Porter. You have no idea you love him. But he was in a car accident. Unfortunately, he's the same age as me. And it's just fucking so sad to see, um, these guys go, uh, what right at the, he was just about to like pop. He was like he really was. And, uh, because jazz in LA is like finding its way. And so they're so awesome. So this is my Paris social relationship, by the way.

Yeah. So like, so I'm this, this, this, like, this is like, if I died to you. So, you know, yeah, experience. So just know, I'm sad about Ryan Porter. Please go listen to his album, The Optimist,

“It's great. And, um, I fucking love you guys. I know. So honestly, Belts. I don't know if he”

was or not, but just wear it anyway. Aqua broke up. Aqua? Then did the song bar color? Oh, they broke up. Yeah. Oh, now some, so in Saturn news. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Aqua broke up. Oh, okay. From the barbie, the barbie song. Maybe he was supposed to play Trump on the new album. And they're like, we can't do it now. How will have to stop flying. We'll have to put down this yolk. We'll have to stop this burden of being Aqua. No matter what the people need,

we just save ourselves Aqua. I'll say good bye. Hell, Ryan Porter.