Side Stories: Stories with Friends II

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“I'm Henry's a Brouske and I'm getting too big for my clothes.”

For my clothes. How you doing? I'm joined, of course. I'm not Henry's a Brouske. He's out and about.

He can't make it in today, but I am joined here with the wonderful. The my confident, my efficient, my hero. Top five smartest friends. House of the Foreign Report. Fraudster.

Seneca's Navi. How you doing? That's so great. I'm so happy. You have very few of five friends.

Yes. You're my lawyer, my psychiatrist, my IT guy. What do you think of this computer? How dirty is it? Is it?

It's pretty good. Let's see.

Oh my god, look at that screen.

I know. I don't even know what I'm saying. I don't even know what I'm saying. I don't even know what I'm saying. I don't even know what I'm saying.

You can't even see. It's changed. I was looking at the keyboard that I saw the screen. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. But the screen's back.

I don't know. Now I feel like if I clean it, I wouldn't be able to read. What? Now I have learned how to clean it. You can't read it now.

You're like reading through like the woods. Yeah. It helps me. Because I can feel it. You're focusing all the awful things.

Yes. It puts a blur.

“Does the jerk cover the word genocide when you're scrolling through an article?”

Oh, yeah. So I want to talk about some fucked up shit with you too. Who can I just say? I was talking to Rob before this show. Like, you know, he's like, I'm surprised you came back.

Or you know, or something like that. And I was like, you know, last time I remember being here. And I was thinking about the last night. I was like, oh, any showed me a woman getting electrocuted. Yes.

Yeah. And then today we're going to talk about arguably worse. Yes. Yeah. And you know what's funny about that?

I don't remember that. It was Henry maybe. It was just Henry. Yeah. I'm glad I missed it.

Yeah. Thank you for taking that one for me. But before we could start it, I would definitely, you know, the form report is like one of the best shows. It's where I get my news. Okay.

And you're great Travis is fine. Yeah. And he's great. Just kidding. I love everybody.

But you are the father, the circuit father of a serial killer. Rumi. Oh, yeah. Rumi seen his dog has killed nine squirrels. 10 squirrels.

Three birds. And he has attacked multiple apostles. Uh, but they've played dead.

He's never beaten a possum yet.

No. No. No. Because they, he's, you know, he's a dog. They played dead and he's like, I did it.

We'll give me. I'm the man. So what kind of dog is Rumi? He is a Jack Russell mix with a lot of different carriers. And 20% Chihuahua.

That's right. That's for the ferociousness. Yeah. Many. So you gave him a test.

Uh, we got the test done. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. 23 MP.

Well, Marcus did. I did. Yeah. I wouldn't Marcus does something. I'm like, that's a good one.

I know it's verified because I know he did his research. So I'm going to do it. Yeah. No. If I did want to tell you to come back as grim reaper.

Yeah. So he's got 20. So up to 10. 10 squirrels. So how bloody is the squirrel deaths?

You sent me a video of one of them from your ring camera. Yeah. One was what I think one was bloody. But normally it's like, you know how a dog plays with those toys. The stuffed toys.

Oh, because immediately as soon as I pick it up and shake it. They shake it. And then you think, oh, it's so cute. Oh, it's so cute. He's like, he's just practicing.

That's a war game. Yeah. Yeah. He is warming up to go out there and he just waits. And we have a palm tree in our backyard.

And there's a fence. And what he does is he just waits. He barks. But he's also waiting for the squirrel to make him a stay because it goes on the fence and jumps to the tree. And if they if they miss where they go from the palm tree to the fence and they miss.

Oh, buddy, he is there. That's crazy. And he really so much of this work that we do is showing up. And I'm inspired by him because he shows up every day without without fail. If it's raining, he's out there.

“Does he like like it or is he like upset after he doesn't?”

You know, the jury's still out on that. He does get a little like daddy. What did I do? But that daddy is like, you're my baby boy. I'm so proud of you.

It's weird. It would make me so sad. It hardly killed the squirrel. But also, I just be so proud of her. Oh, that's what he's supposed to be.

He's bred. I mean, they bred this dog. There's supposed to be Mongus, right? Uh, what is it called?

You know what I mean?

“Do take his ass to Hawaii filled with Mongus.”

Is it right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, because they brought in the Mongus to kill the rats. Oh, and then the rats were knocked turn on the Mongus rupturn today. And so they wouldn't kill each other. And so the Mongus just got out of control.

Then they brought in the cats to kill the Mongus. Now there's cats everywhere. This is like you can't mess with nature. Can't fuck with nature. You shouldn't do it.

It's all invasive species there in Hawaii. But I love through me and I love you. And before we get into the horrors of the Iran war, which I don't want to talk about, but we have to. Just because of the sheer death toll.

The enhanced games. Oh, my God. So incredible. All right. I don't even know how to deal with this.

I found out about it this morning. I immediately just sent, I threw the show away. And I'm like, sent this to Sina. I was like, this is insane. So the enhanced games will take place in Las Vegas.

Later this month. I think it's at the cosmopolitan. I'm not 100% sure. But May 21st to May 24th.

“It's an Olympic style event that allows for the use of performance enhancing drugs.”

Yeah.

So they're basically they have athletes that are going to show up.

And juice juice to the gills. Yes. And they are, they're going to do swimming, track, weightlifting, strongman. I don't know what the difference between weightlifting and strongman.

They just throw a keg in the strongman. I guess so. I guess so. Yeah. So they're starting off with these events.

It's the first time ever. There's going to be a concert afterwards. Are they going to be just like on the killers? They're going to play. Yeah.

The killers, the band, the killers. Really? They're going to play like the opening concert. They're going to rip lines on stage. Yes.

We are in hands.

And so basically what it is is Peter Tiel Donald Trump Jr.

And the guy who helped Hulk Hogan sue Gocker. Aaron DeSusa. Oh, the lawyer. It's his baby. Yeah.

“He was just like, what if we just let them do the drugs and see what happens?”

Yeah. And he pitched this to Peter Tiel on a New Year's Eve. Peter Tiel was like, let's do it. Yeah. And so now they're just full on going for it.

It is insane that this is happening. It is certain fucking disaster. I went from wanting tickets to wanting to run the other direction. I know. I was like, I really like the morbid curiosity in me is like I really want to see this.

But now that I know that it's just going to give Peter Tiel more money. Is it the curiosity that they're going to like break a world record or that their heart's going to stop or explode? I like it like that because it's they're training like it's similar to F1. It's like, I think it's owned by some of the same people too. And so I think there is that like we watch it to see someone die.

Yeah. Like it's you know, it's yeah, the killers are playing the mountain from game of thrones is going to go off. Of course he is. Yeah, he has to do the weightlifting. He's probably the one celebrity that they got to do this thing.

It's very dangerous. I don't understand how it's allowed. But it's so there was an issue when it came to funding for the games because there's so much money on the line. They're going to be paying these athletes. Exorbitant amount of money.

There's I think there's 25 million dollar like promises to to athlete compensation.

Yeah, which is more than the Olympics. I would do. I would do a couple rounds of roids. Exactly. And many rounds.

And they like if they break a swimming record or a track record, they get a million dollar bonus. Oh my god. These athletes, there's a look at Olympic athletes, clean Olympic athletes. They don't get paid anything. They get paid.

I mean, they get paid some money, but they get paid dog shit. Oh, yeah. And I just, I don't know about you. I did the, the raffle for the Olympics. Yeah, I didn't get it.

Did you? We got it. You should be lucky you didn't get it. It cost me thousands of dollars. I, it's like what I heard.

I heard it's so expensive. It was so, it was so expensive. It's like a whole nother rant. Would you see a bad man? I wanted to see bad man.

But there was, it was sold out. But I, I did, I get, I got baseball gold. That was the big one I got. Oh, that's great. I did spend a lot of money.

Yeah. I did say, so I'm going to, and I'm going to see Beachfall. I have this man who will live read right now. He's going to pay for these Olympic tickets. So, basically, what's going on here is, there's an issue with funding for the games,

which is largely coming from Peter Teal. You, we know him from Palantir. You know, he wants to replace the human race, but they are just using the blood of young people into his body. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Donald Trump Jr. Also, a quote from Donald Trump. Donald Trump Jr. About the games. He says the enhanced games represent the future real competition, real freedom and real records

being spashed. This is about excellence, innovation, and American dominance on the world stage.

That's a quote from Donald Trump Jr.

“It's not even breaking a record because you're not in the arena with everyone else to break”

a record. Yeah. Why not have a whole run competition? Oh, my god. No, I'm not dozing this thing.

Yeah, yeah. I'm going to bat. I want to see wrestling. Yeah. Real wrestling.

What, with Royce? Yeah. Royce in wrestling. Why not? When is this like what's going on?

You're going to do it. Go all out. This is all running man. This is just a spin off of whatever we are trying to do. We are trying to do that.

Yeah. Also, there's like, you know, obviously heavy right wing influence up top. All of the competitors will be categorized based on their chromosonal sex.

So now, basically, to appeal to the worst fucking audience possible, they have to throw

in the anti-trans stipulation that would not be applied to any of your competitors anyway. Well, because I guess what happens if one of the female athletes takes a bunch of testosterone? Yes. It's the weirdest thing. We're like, it's like, we want you to do all these drugs.

But if you're the wrong gender, it's not allowed. They also, so stupid. It's an excellent company enhanced, which I didn't realize. That makes it a little so these like GLP one things and all that kind of shit on their website. Yeah.

So it's in really long the nose type of an event. Right now, you know where they are? All the athletes are training over in the UAE. They're like currently getting bumped at their training facility. They're talking about this.

It was in Vanity Fair. They're all like literally like training while bombs are hitting, building a chip.

“That's why they got all these air defenses there.”

Yeah, because then they're going to fly up all the Vegas soon while they're done. Their goal is to challenge the traditional sporting models acting as a formula one for the human body. This is so insane.

First of all, it's a car.

It's a car. Yeah. Not the human body. If the engine fails in the car, you replace the engine. Yes.

If your body fails, you're dead. Well, you know, Cheney got a couple of hearts. He did. I think he got like a quintample by fast. He got shot in the face.

So he shot that guy. He shot his friend and shot his friend in the face. And they did everything good to not make that part of it. That poor guy. You've done a ventilator for fucking months.

Oh, man. So they're saying like, you, they're only allowed to do drugs that are FDA approved. You know, like some HGH stuff like this, but they also said that they're not going to drug to it. I was just going to ask aren't they're definitely not going to drug testing. Yeah.

So how am I going to know exactly exactly because I guess they want to promote the goddamn enhanced company. I guess that is up. So they're, so they're going to basically, it's going to be crazy. It's all like our buddy Pat Barker who works with us. He showed me he reminded me of the great SNL sketch.

Yeah, Kevin. Kevin Neil and Dennis Miller about the all drugs and then Phil Hartman's the weight lift. And then he goes to like break the record music. And he just rips his arms off and it's like the end of the sketch. So funny.

It's perfect sketch. But yeah, no, this is fucking crazy. And this is all like the people who are putting this together are the same people who are scared of vaccines. Oh, God, yeah. Wow, that's how that goes.

It's going to be their building, their own little, their own little like, you know, enhanced Olympics, their own little mech Olympics. And people are going to be merging with the machine.

“That's what the next step is, by the way.”

It's going to be like bionic man type stuff. It's just like he has x-ray vision or he has like he could fly. He could jump. He's part in like us like an xosuit and he's going to be able to like lift things. It's going to be insane.

It's going to be crazy. Yeah. But it's entertaining. Everything is about attention now. And it's going to get attention.

It's the, I'm giving it attention currently. Yeah. And I'm like, even though I hate it and it goes against everything I'm being. I am morally curious. This is how it happens.

I, I'm, is it?

It's wrong to, well, of course, they're never going to.

These are people that will never be able to compete in the Olympics or in a proper sporting event. But they're going to get paid. But they're going to get paid. And they want to do the Olympics if you're going to fucking make these people practically homeless. And like, and it, like, you have to win a gold medal just to get sponsors just so you can make some fucking money.

Why would you want to be an Olympian and not an enhanced athlete? And then there's good. They're going to make it global. Yeah. They're going to make it global.

They got, they got athletes from all over the world. I'm looking over here. They got the, the athletes. They give them all the like their own page. And there's guys from all over the world.

There's Brazil. I'm looking at fucking Ireland. You know, it's, it's everywhere. You know, these guys look for everywhere. And you know, the next step is actually,

Forget, it's going to be a human versus robot.

Why not? It's going to be Elon's like whatever his like robot thing.

First one of these guys and they're all going to make bets.

It's going to, oh, yeah. I mean, Kyle, she's going to pop off on this. This is all a prediction markets, sports betting. Dude, it's like also, they're going off on how it's like, you know, American, American excellence.

Yeah. There's like 10 Americans out of like 40 athletes. By American excellence, they mean late stage capitalism, end of the empire. Thank you. This is it.

This is a real signal. Things are spiraling. Yeah, man. So this is fucking where we're at. We are, we're going fully deocrystia.

Yeah. This is how we're, how we're doing. So which day are we going? This is this. We got a big content for her.

I got to like, I mean, so if you see a guy in the audience with the bag on his head, that's me. It's just like, just so you don't think it's me. But yeah, no, I am. Yeah, I'm definitely not going to go just because I have to have my moral code.

But Goddamn. That sounds like a man whose moral code is about to break. Oh, I see the break. That sounds like. You know, I mean, if they got stone cold Steve Austin in there,

I would go. Do you think he's like, yeah, he's huge?

“I think they didn't really test those guys.”

I mean, whatever they had. They don't give a phone. Stone Cold Steve Austin's knees are all jacked up. So I think they probably gave him a ton of cortisol shots. Oh, I'm sure there's people in the audience.

They know a lot more about all that stuff than I do. Yeah. You know, obviously we all know Randy Savage and all those guys. The ultimate warrior. I mean, they were all right.

All right. So I wanted you to turn your fraudster's brain on for two seconds. Let's do it. All right.

So the whole thing is valued at 1.2 billion.

OK, for an event that hasn't even happened yet has no TV deal. The games are going to be watched on YouTube. It's only happening in a 2,500 seed venue, and it promises over 25 million dollars in athlete compensation. How does this work?

So how where who said the valuation? It's just the projected they went public. The firm named a paradise acquisition went public and projected the valuation. At 1.2 billion. Oh.

So they, OK. So they probably did like a reverse public thing. So there was probably an entity that existed. And then they like bought this entity. And then that was like how they went public.

Yeah. That's my guess. It's all speculation. So you could say this is what we presume to be making. Yeah.

And then after it happens, it'll be very clear. But they could sell paper view. They could sell streaming online. This is happening in a couple of weeks. We didn't even fucking know about it.

“I know that's I think that's the issue here.”

It depends. It doesn't matter. Because there are also, because I recently stumbled on it. So I was reading the Guardian this morning. And there was an article, an opinion article written by one of the Guardian journalists

who requested access to the press event. And they were like, no, you can't come. You asked him any questions. OK. Well, that's a flag.

That's a real flag. We all have the press in. You kind of like do this like reverse public thing. And you get out out there. I think this is going to be.

I mean, that valuation has got to come down. What is it? One point two billion. One point two billion. No.

No, right? No. Two thousand five hundred seats. I mean, if you think about that's the size of the places that last podcast plays. Like a small sports team is in like the hundreds of millions of dollars.

Yeah. But do you think it's more of like a future like 10 years down the road. They see this moving to stadium.

“That's what they're going to project and probably why they're doing it this way.”

I mean, you could be like XFL, but at the end of the day, this is more of a spectacle. Yeah. So Susan Eggelstaff, she speaking of badminton is a badminton player, said that it cannot and will not work, the danger is massive. Yeah.

Do you know how many drugs you'd have to be on to take for badminton to become massively dangerous? Yeah. It's going to be insane. I think these people are going to hurt themselves. And that is only going to make more people to watch.

No, they're supposed to hurt themselves. Yeah. That's the fucking thing.

I mean, that's, you know, basically why we watch football.

We get excited when people get hurt on the other team. Well, remember, it's also like this, the memification of stocks and businesses, right? So you got Donald Trump Jr., you got Peter Teele, like retail investors, we'll look at that and they'll say, Oh, you know what? That's do it.

And then they'll buy into it. And then you could project something out whatever. 10 years and you could project whatever whatever the hell you want. Remember, we work. They said we were going to like raise the consciousness of the world.

It's like, bro, you're an office space company. Yeah. And you rent the office spaces. You don't even bone the real estate. So it's like you could say whatever you want.

And then things kind of settle out. But I mean, XFL didn't work. And they took away the fair catch rule. Yeah. And then like still didn't.

Wasn't it enough of this. Oh, wow. Yeah. People didn't want to see people get spinal cord injuries. We're done with it.

But we've like, we've evolved as humans. But this is going way backwards.

It really is.

And of course, because it's got fucking tail behind it.

Which is like the biggest fucking demon. And I think I got going on in this country.

“That's what you got to also be afraid of is that these guys don't lose a lot.”

They end up finding ways to squeeze more money. This is their entertainment. They want if they lose money, it's like what they're paying for entertainment. Oh, my god. Enjoy it.

It doesn't even matter. It's like when you and I, we lose money when we go see the Lakers. Yeah. Or whatever. This is their Lakers.

You know, this is what they're doing. When the mountain has to wrestle a lion. You know, we've really. It's mountain wrestles the lion. The killed secret.

That's what I want to see. I want to see that. They have Olympic medalists in the enhanced game. Of course they do. Well, because they don't, they need the money.

Those live golf guys that took the live golf money.

Those are all like guys that were in the last phases of their career.

They're like, I'm going to get paid and then I'm on a bounce. And that's what they're doing. When you live in a capitalist society like this, when money, when cash rules everything around you. Yeah.

And that is what, that's the moral erosion that you're going to get. Dude, the Olympic athletes, they, they make nothing.

“If they're training is like a hundred thousand dollars.”

So like, forget like, it's just they need we need to be. This is all this shows me is that we need to be paying our Olympic athletes of fucking livable wage. If you're going to be charging the money I paid for those fucking tickets. Yeah.

We need to be paying. Where is that money going? Where? To the city of LA? I don't know.

I don't think it's going to the city. You don't think so? I don't know. I don't know. That is going to be.

That is going to be funneled. There's no whole Olympic committee that's very problematic. I was reading about it. Oh, yes, absolutely. You know, the one guy he was up on the up scene list. Yeah, and I still bought into it.

I'm an asshole. Um. But he, you know, he doesn't get to ruin you going to the Olympics. I want to enjoy some stuff. Yeah, I can't protest everything.

I'm already not going to Starbucks. There's also no conscious capital. What do we do in here? There's conscious consumption. What do we do?

Everything. We do a naked without a phone. You don't do what I can. Pick your, pick your things. I went to the, um, to the Nike store, the employee store recently when I was in Portland.

Uh-huh. And, uh, not one child working there. No, leave that. Oh, the God. They got me in the base.

Oh, they keep them where I can't see. Yeah. Someone's going to put the ladies in. Didn't leave this tiny hands. We're good.

Well, all right. That's going to be an interesting thing. Now I want to move on to upsetting stuff. Oh, that wasn't upsetting. That was actually fun.

It's actually fun. It's such stories, world. That's actually very fun. It's a blast. That's the rom-com of story.

Yeah. Yeah. That's actually great for us. Uh, you're lucky. We're not doing any family annihilators.

Oh. That's what I call roomy. Yeah, yeah. And then we're several in the news this morning. I was like, ah, by the time this comes out in two weeks, it'll be old.

Oh, God. I'm your great. Um, but I wanted to talk about foreign report. Um, amazing show on the last podcast network. Um, and your involvement in that is instrumental.

You are, you are unbelievably human being. I'm so glad that you're doing this. Yeah. Um, but it is hard. Because you're, you're first generation Persian American.

Iranian American. Iranian American. Um, and right now we're at war with Iran after. Well, we're not working. It's what is it.

It's an excursion. An excursion. An excursion. A bit of an disagreement. Yeah.

Bad Q1 is what I've been calling. But no case. Yeah. And so, but this all stems from in the beginning of a year. Iran killed many protesters.

It was an uprising in their country that killed up to 30,000. Maybe more.

We don't really probably will never know how many people they killed.

And then this is in response to that. Sure. Kind of. Not. Yes, and no.

“So, I think it's important that while we, a lot of people, especially Liberals and a lot of Liberals,”

obviously, watch this show. Uh, please don't hate me. It is hard to root for America in Israel right now. Stop sending me Lego videos now. The Lego videos are very cute.

They're killing it. They're very good. I know that they're all AI. And, but I think people are forgetting how evil. The government of Iran is.

Yeah. And I'm not saying I can dome this war, but I don't think that anyone should be happy for them. Because what they did, the mass killings at the beginning of the year. Um, the number of 30,000 is debatable.

A lot of people say it's way more. I don't think there's any way we'll actually ever know the real number of what happened there.

there are confirmed by, um, like this human rights agency that that's reporting on.

And people are like that human rights agency is blah, blah, blah. They, they, that human rights agency operating Iran came out. And then they were like arrested by the Iranian government.

“That's why they, they're based out of the United States now.”

Yeah. And so they've been reporting. There's another 12,000 or more that they're investigating. And that's as of like, I think a few weeks ago when we, uh, checked. Okay.

And so the numbers go up. People are saying there's a ton of massade agents that were in that or the massade agents were the ones killing the people. But I think we have to remember just like when we talk about October 7th and we talk about anything with Israel and Palestine. We can't just talk about it in, uh, just a vacuum of that one day, right? Or just what happened in January.

When I was a kid in 1999, it's when I first saw the protests. I was living in Pittsburgh. And I was like, oh my god, there's protests in Iran that are like crazy. I was like conscious. I think I was probably a middle school or something like that. That was the first time I started seeing real uprisings in Iran.

And so then you start seeing it more and more. And you could go back and look. And every single time there are protests in Iran, they come out. It looks like they got some momentum. And then the government kills one, two, maybe a few, maybe more.

It doesn't people and then they eventually go away. Saturday, 99, 2009, 2009, the green movement. I remember sitting in law school or a friend was like, hey, do you see what's going on? I was like, yeah, I don't probably last a couple of weeks. They'll kill people and then they'll go away. So they've been killing their own civilians, their own constituents for decades.

Yeah. And they have the highest execution rate in the world. We're trying to catch up.

You know, the states is always trying to catch up.

But it is brutal. And I could get into, they killed three of protesters yesterday. Man, actually, you know what? Are they executed? Yeah, I want you to say, could you, I'm going to fuck these names up.

So you don't mind. You don't mind? Actually, Marameda Resamiri and Ibrahim Dulleth body. Yes. So they were killed fucking yesterday.

These are people that were arrested back in January. They've been killing political prisoners every day, since they've stopped. Yeah. So we don't even really know what's actually fucking happening over there. Yeah.

“And that's what's going on is now I'm going to play fucking to armchair.”

You have dictator here, sure. I think that when these killing started, if you remember, Trump was telling them to go to the streets. Yes. He was telling them to go fight your regime.

We're going to come save you. I think that it was our plan and Israel's plan to have these people killed. Because when they put in a new regime eventually, they don't want these guys protesting that. And so they were happy to see them go.

And this is my personal opinion. They were happy to see them go in order to completely take over and get all the oil down the road. Interesting. So I mean, he could look at a few things.

First of all, let's just talk about why the protests even happened in the first place.

Yes. And so in Iran, it's not just the brutal kind of like social policies they have. But because of sanctions, they have a terrible economy. And that's not just because of sanctions. They've mismanaged their economy a lot as well.

But don't they have all the oil? They have tons of oil. How are they poor? Well, they're poor because if you watched during this war, they got rocket launchers and missile launchers everywhere.

They're like, who we've been saying that's underground. They're, you know, they're funding their proxies. Are they making those or are they buying those? No, they're making them. They're making drones.

Those drones, they have like $0.85,000 when this war started. And they all cost the cost of like a Honda Civic. No, no, they hate on the Honda Civic.

“But that's, that's how much they're turning them out.”

Yeah, we, we hate on the RAF 4 around. Okay, good. I can record. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You do want to take it again?

No. So, so that's the thing. The mismanagement of their economy has led to a hole on it. I have a prop. I have a prop.

Oh, this is great. I love this. Okay. So, you know, and everyone I think knows my father passed away in February. Yeah.

And then I was home and I was like going through his stuff. And I was like, look at what things I wear. He's ring now. And I found an old briefcase with a bunch of Iranian money in it. Well, people die.

You can just take their shit. Yeah. So that's not for my buddy. I didn't leave me much. It's the Bob George this ring and this money.

This is Iranian Reals. Okay. That's a lot. It's a lot. Okay.

Let me just. If you audio listeners. Yes. How much is it? It's a bunch of money.

This is it. Thank you, champ. So this is 317,000 Iranian Reals. Rob, Eddie, can you take a guess? I feel like I'm the mentalist.

Yeah. See, take a guess. How much this is in US dollars? Well, because you're making me guess.

But I'm going to say $100. Rob. 50. 24 cents. Damn.

24 cents. 24 cents. That's what that's all. That's 1.3.

It might be 1.4 million Reals to $1.

Right now. So it was impossible to live in Iran. Inflation. People call. I'll be eggs here at my trader.

Chose went up 30 cents. Yo. Tuesday. You're your eggs are like $8. The next day, they are $20.

This is what's happening. So the people came to the streets. They're like, we're done. 50 to 75% inflation. They're like, you can kill us.

You're already killing us. We don't have a chance. This is what brought people out under the streets. And what happened was that they were unified. Both the people in the bazaars, the merchants.

Even some clergy were coming out in the streets. And then the students. Right. And they have a very young people watching them. Like dancing to street, play music in the street.

Like the days before the massacre. Because that's illegal. Yeah.

“So like that's why you even see if they're funerals.”

They were dancing. And at the funerals. Because that's illegal. So this is the form of protest that they're doing. Now, of course, Trump says, I'm coming to help you.

And they're like, all right. Because frankly, the Democrats have just sold out the Iranian people time and time again. By doing deals that they don't like that are not helpful to the people of Iran.

Now, I see this as a guy from Pittsburgh that is an American first.

Okay. I'm not, you know, you could say I'm America first. But at the same time, it's like. Iran's in your name. First generation.

Yeah. I'm here. This war should not have happened. It does not help. They were not a threat to the United States in any way.

They were a threat to Israel and interest of Israel. Yeah. But they weren't a threat to the United States at all. And so we got convinced why say we the Trump administration and Trump got convinced that this was a good idea that he could get in there and get out.

But like every other American president, they mess up the military and the political objectives. The military guys come in like hexat and they say we could get this done real fast. Yeah. And you got to remember who exactly was killed in this massacre. Yeah.

It wasn't just like any old Iranian. It was the people who were standing up the tallest. It was like all the biggest resistance fighters. Because they were the ones on the front line. And so they're the ones.

So basically they're fucking. They were the head was cut off of all these like great protesters of all these great, uh, what was it? Well, even normal people were coming out in the street too. I mean, thousands of people and there's like the videos of the bodies is ridiculous.

Yeah.

But based on our Bobby was the post and some stuff that I mean, I never seen anything like that.

Um, I mean, we're talking like they did gossip numbers in a couple days. Oh, yeah. We're like we're wanting genocide rate of murder. Yeah. Yeah.

I think that like so every time that you get excited about a fucking Lego video, remember who these people are. Well, there's going to be people. Obviously, I could feel now as a the host of the four report. I don't read the comments.

But I could feel the comments coming in. Whatever. That it was fake. The numbers are fake, but let me just again, tell you this.

“If you want to support a regime because again, I understand you may hate Israel.”

You may hate the United States so much. I hate them. Yeah, who I hate Trump. But I think that's what I hate. If you hate them, that's fine.

God, you know what? Sure. Yeah. I'm just letting you know. The way the Iranians torture their prisoners would make you would take your breath away.

Okay. And I'll be inside stories. So let me give you a cup. Please. I'm talking electrical wires beating your feet.

I'm talking. I'm talking. They take you into a room with a bag over your head with a bag over your head. But you want to chair. Electric foot thing probably feels alright.

And it's like a little tick. It's like when they put you on the rack. Yeah. For the first ten seconds. Oh, this is nine.

I should have done this years ago. Sorry. They take you into a room. And then they put you on chairs. And they put a news around you.

There's three people. And this happened to Ahmed. I think you got a messed up his name.

“But the guy that was on the cover of the economist in the 2009 protest.”

They took him into a room. Put a news around his neck and put a news around. Next of people next to him. Yeah. And then they kicked out the chairs of the people on either side of him.

And they took out his bag over his head. And they said, look, this could be you. And they'd send them back. They played. They put him in a room with daylight all day.

So he couldn't understand what time of day it was with the recording of his mother saying, Please come home. Please, please. So they forced these confessions. Geez.

People took me across. I mean, it is excruciating what people have gone through there. And again, there's a lot of people in the diaspora here that are just like, oh, man. I hate you. The Iranian government so much.

And it's like, I get it. And they're terrible. But you're trauma as an Iranian American as a person that's an immigrant from Iran that came here is not the basis for American foreign policy.

Yeah.

My family's getting bombed.

But I'm an American. And it is not the basis for American foreign policy to go into another country. And also not even do a good job. Yeah. And he said regime change and he didn't change the regime at all.

“I think a lot of people in our community were hopefully awoken from the spell that they had.”

Didn't he kill all bunch of the leaders? No, no, no, no, no, no. There's genes in place. When you have a hierarchical regime, right, when you have a terrorist regime or any regime, that's very hierarchical.

So Hezbollah, Hamas, the Islamic Republic, the IRGC. If you knock out a bunch of guys, even the top 10 rows of power more come up because there's an organized structure. Here's a place where decapitation does work. TPUSA Charlie Kirkcott, huh? And I tell you what, there's no one going to those events anymore.

And so when you have a figure head leader that gets killed, right? Yeah. That is how things like that's the decapitation strategy. It fundamentally does not work if there's an actual organized military like structure to your organization. And that's what's happened here.

And they're finding out that the type of defense the IRGC was doing where they were all spread out throughout the country. And they all had their orders before the war started so that when, you know, this premier leader gets off. They all were just firing their missiles. They knew what to do. Yeah.

And so a great job everybody. Great job. You went in there. You thought you were going to do it real quick, but you ruined. This is the worst case scenario for everyone involved. The people of Iran, people of the United States, the troops they're going in there.

They're going to be killed. Iran is huge.

“I don't know if people really understand.”

It's one third the size of America. Yes. It is gigantic population and like land.

92 million something like that.

Yeah, no, we're 385. Yeah, so it's like they're gigantic. And so now we're watching us and Israel go in there. Blow up schools do all this stuff kill all those girls first like first hour of the war. They just killed a bunch of girls.

So we're committing war crimes. They're committing war crimes. Yeah. Everyone's committing war crimes. And it's it.

I feel like I've heard the word war crimes. Yeah. More times in my life in the past two years than the rest of my life put together. So if everyone's committing war crimes all the time. How do you enforce it?

Who is the UN, the one in charge? Who steps in? No one. Right. Nobody.

There's no one doing anything. When you do. Is it us? Are we the ones who are supposed to stay? They're going to see international ICJ and then the ICC.

The ICJ is like basically like your grand jury.

They do the investigation. They recommend a thing. And then the ICC does the actual stuff. Okay. Do the.

But if you don't. It here to international law. If you're like, no, we're not going to do that. Then like, it doesn't, what does it matter? If you don't participate in like, for example.

They don't have to declare war against US and Israel in order to. Stop them or arrest Netanyahu or Trump, right? No. No. I mean, you don't.

Apparently you don't have to declare war either. We didn't declare war on Iran. It's a good point. We didn't do any of this. We don't have to declare anything anymore.

People in power is real has nukes. We have nukes. Russia has nukes. North Korea has a lot of nukes. Really?

Oh, my God. North Korea has nukes that could reach the United States now. But they don't know how to shoot them. Oh, they do. They're practicing.

“But they have like, I think like 40 of them now.”

Man, and all this chaos. We've just forgotten about them a little bit. Oh, yeah. And they, they didn't forget about us. Pakistan India.

Those are all countries that do whatever they want. And Iran has no nukes. They don't have a nuclear weapon. They have 60% enriched uranium. And the thing was that the the the argument was they're going to have a nuk.

And buddy, there's great clips online of BB saying since like 1995. Iran is two weeks away from having a nuclear weapon. The thing is the old supreme leader who, by the way, I'm glad the United States killed him. But you know what?

He would have died from like a strong wind. Yeah. Okay. You gave him the murder death. Okay.

Thank you. Great. That's like you gave him everything he wanted. That was the dumbest possible thing. He actually was not into having a nuclear weapon.

He wanted to just use the idea of it as a deterrent. Because they could have sprinted to a nuk multiple times. And they were not making fancy nukes. They're making like, open-himer nukes. Yeah.

So it's like, those work. They do, again, bombs work. Drop them. They explode. It's everything afterwards that the United States and Israel don't need to think about.

Israel has completely different goals when it comes to this thing. They are going to try to continue this war. They're obviously clearly doing an 11 on right now.

They do not want a peace process.

“They have completely different goals in the United States.”

What is their end goal? Kill everybody you take the land?

Their end goal is what happened to basically,

at my opinion, is what Syria was for a long time. A completely failed state. And they post no threat to Israel. Right? There's not that it couldn't be like really even a staging ground

for other proxies to use. And so when that happens, if Iran's a failed state, then there's like, not big. They can feel like comfortable. And then there's the other argument of like the greater Israel project

where they want to just expand the borders of Israel for, you know, take your pick of whatever reason, which is why they've moved into Lebanon, which is why they're spreading out into the golden heights. So why they, you know, obviously everything in Gaza.

Yeah. And then they're doing crazy shit over there. Israel just last month was caught spraying white phosphorus all over the world. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. And then they hit phosphorus all over Lebanon, which was destroying all the crops. Obviously. And then like killing people as they try to get rid of it. It's, what is it?

800 degrees Fahrenheit? Some shit like that. It's crazy. It's the Dunniah doctrine, which is like this old thing they did in 2006,

where they basically level an entire city or village.

And they did this to this village or this town called Dunniah. I'm sorry if I'm misprouncing it. But basically the idea is, if you level it completely, I mean, civilian infrastructures and all, then the, your adversaries aren't able to stage a counter attack.

Yeah. And so great militarily, but also work crime. Also, you're cutting off food, you're cutting off water, cutting off supplies. So this is what's like fundamentally wrong with the,

to your original question of how do we, uh, uh, adjudicate international order when we have actors out there. U.S.

Israel. Take your picture. Even the Islamic Republic. You can be taking all the, uh, Hamas Hezbollah. Everyone's violating international laws.

The thing about the Geneva convention is it's about countries doing things to other people. Yeah. So non-state actors like Hamas,

“they're, they're on a different kind of criminal thing, right?”

Yeah. Criminal.

Because they're a terrorist group.

They're a group. They're not a government official. Yeah. And you're going to people in the comments say, there are resistance movement.

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This is, anyways. Well, thanks for letting me know this. I appreciate you. I don't feel right talking about it without someone who's directly involved.

I want to talk about another massacre. It's just upsetting. A little cute. All right. In.

All right. Here we go. People are going to hate this. In Orlando. The death toll keeps rising.

From Slothworld. Oh, God. I saw this. Yes, yes, yes.

The second Sloth is died after a transfer from planned attraction.

The number is up to 31 now. Oh, my God. So 31. So Slothworld with a Sloth genocide that just happened. Yes.

So they actually, well, they were sold into slavery. And then they were, and then they were genocide.

“And I saw it. I put, I hit, can you, can we play that news clip that I sent you?”

Sure. The Instagram one? Sure. This is, it's something. This is so sad.

This is very sad. So basically Slothworld was in a tourist attraction in Orlando. That was set to open an April. And they built this giant atrium. That was temperature controlled.

And it mimicked Guyana and Peru. And so it had been perfect for Sloth. You can go, you hang out with Sloth. Sounds wonderful, right? I want to go to Slothworld.

I love Slothworld. Henry? Yes. They love humans. But they have the cloth.

They got the cloths, but you can kiss them. Also slow. I don't know. No, you can get, you'll get scratched and shit. I don't want to get scratched.

I want to get scratched. I don't want you scratched. But I want to do an in Peru. I don't want to do it in Orlando. Because what happened was, I forget the report.

So basically, you got it.

All right. Let's play it for Sina. This new attraction that isn't even open yet in Orlando on international drive is at the center of a disturbing discovery. At least 31 sloths are now dead.

This is that report from FWC in it. They say 21 of these sloths came from Guyana 10 from Peru. The 21 were inside of this warehouse on a cold December night, according to investigators. And the building had no electricity. It had no heat.

There was no supervision overnight. And investigators say, ultimately, those 21 sloths died. From Coldstun. When it comes to the other 10 from Peru, two of them, according to FWC, were dead by the time they got to Florida.

The other eight passed away from some sort of illness. Though it's not confirmed what illness they may have suffered from. One family from Provard County told me they spent $300 getting tickets for their 11 year old son who loves sloths. He was so excited to come here to sloth world now.

They just want their money back. Well, I don't care about the kid. I think it's important because like, you know, I, as a Disney fan, it's like, I feel like

afters Utopia because that character was so funny and lovable.

Everyone wanted to, and this is what happens time and time again after finding Nemo those fucking clown fish almost went extinct. After finding, when I went and saw finding Dorian the theater, there was a PSA before and I was like, don't buy this fish. Oh my God.

I just killed all of the other fish. Everybody wants it after they see the movie. And this is what happens just because something's cute and something wonderful

“doesn't mean that you should have it in Orlando.”

That you should have, that it should be a tourist attraction. Yeah. You should be able, if you want to see a sloth, go to fucking Guy Am. Go to, go to was a real zoo. Not this goddamn random shit.

It's a professional drive. The parents buy it for the kids. What do you mean? Like the fish. Yeah.

Yeah. I feel like this is a Gen X problem. Definitely. This is shit that used to go undetected. Yeah.

I remember like going to like, what was that town? Next to Gatlinburg. Pigeon forge. I remember going to Pigeon forge when I was a kid. And there were no rules back then.

There was like, I went to a t-shirt shop that had a bunch of bears in the back. They like give us five dollars. It would give you apples to throw at the bear. So like it's like literally what used to be. And so we evolved past it.

“And now we're fucking backtracking again because there's taking away all these restrictions.”

Yeah. And now we see guys like open in the fucking sloth world. Need to be, this guy, criminal investigation has opened. Good news is, sloth world as of last week is officially not opening. It was going to open.

But now they took it away. But then in all the sloths were transferred to the central Florida Zoo, which is a good thing. But they're still dying because they were diseased. They're a tropical climate animal. And they put them in Florida, which is a tropical climate.

But when the temperature from global warming goes down into the forties. And they can't handle it. They immediately fucking die because it's got to be at least in the 80s. And these fucking assholes just because you want to kiss the sloth. You think I don't want to kiss the sloth?

Yeah. You know like it's like it's like it's so fucking aggravating. And so I hope these motherfuckers get locked up. Because they are fucking the Peter Bondrey and Ben Agresta, where the guys who wanted to start sloth world with probably the best of attention.

Sure. Sloths are great. But you're fucking capitalism murdered these goddamn beautiful creatures. And you can go fucking go to hell. I really hope that they lock them up.

“Because Florida you know say what you want about the Santas.”

They started to get animal abuse registry. And so hopefully this would be like some of the first dudes who go on that shit. And the permanent record is fucking destroyed. It's going to be interesting when they try to sell the real estate there. We have a wide open space and a triumph.

There were some animals here before. But they're not anymore. Are they moved on to another place? The slowest ghost in the world. In the world.

All right. One last story scene. I wanted to talk about fraudsters. Go. Listen to fraudsters.

You just had that amazing expo say you did on the war drugs.

Yeah. Yeah. Any episodes was that? Oh, I got over 20. We're going to come back next month.

This is coming out a couple weeks in June. We're going to come out with new episodes. We've got new season. I'm so excited. It's been a while.

I was traumatized from doing that season. Yeah, no. It's a lot. But I want to. I found a fraudster.

I wanted you to give it to your opinion on all right. This comes out of USA today. Chick-fil-A employee makes 80 grand in mac and cheese refund scheme. The employee of a Chick-fil-A in the Dallas suburb of grapevine. Kishan Jones 23 was arrested on April 17.

The charge of property theft, money laundering, and evading arrest. Also, I got to say, dude. All right. You have them on footage like working and then doing all these things. It's showed Jones using the registered to ring up 800 orders of mac and cheese

trays before refunding them. It was personal credit cards. It's incredible. You don't. So let me channel my inner area.

Here is a say. I love this man. Give this man a gold medal. Protect this man at all costs. He is an inspiration.

It's one of those things where it's like, I should be mad at him. But like you fuck Chick-fil-A. Yeah. You know, I mean, it's very tasty. It's very tasty.

But like, fuck them anyway. It's like, yeah, I wish you would have got away with it. But you know, then if he did, I didn't have all. We don't really cover the little guy. Did take him one over.

Yeah, you can go for the big guy. We go for the big guy going down.

But like this guy, I mean, that's an incredible, incredible story.

Oh, yeah, yeah. So Jones is in custody. I could have done a fraction of that and gotten away with it. I don't know why he went for the 80. His bail is 110,000.

That's the thing with these guys getting greedy. That's when you get caught.

“Well, if you've would have done $8 over and over and over again,”

you would have never caught.

That or he should have done $8 million. And if you're a million, I mean, like this guy's a great business man. Yeah. 8 million straight to the fucking airport.

He did 800 times. Yeah. 800 times. It says he did 800 trays of macaroni. That's incredible.

Yeah. That's a lot of macaroni. I mean. So I'm going to be in Pittsburgh at the end of the month. Hopefully.

I'm going to try and take your mother out for lunch. That's not an install nasty man. Where should I eat in Pittsburgh? What's a good place for me to eat? He did it.

Oh, you did it. He did it. I'm going to put the fries on the sandwiches. I went with you. Oh, yeah, we did it.

What else is there? What else is there? I don't think I want to. Yeah. So it's made 20.

Yeah, you eat clean now. I clean it.

You eat the salads of Permanese and put fries on the salad.

Is it just white people? No, it's what depends on which one you go to. They have suburban ones that are very white. But if you go to them down in the strip district, it's not talking about Permanese. I mean, more like do you have good Thai food?

“That's what I'm trying to figure out here.”

That's it. That's all I needed. Seeing you now, I'm Instagram. Go listen to fraudsters. And of course, the foreign report with our buddy Travis Irvine.

I love you seeing it. Thank you for coming in here. Thank you. The fucking man. I'll see you soon.

I'll see you almost every day. Every day. All right, guys. Coming up next. I'm bringing in my buddy Amber Nelson to talk about some fucked up shit.

I hope you guys stay tuned. I am now being joined by my comedy partner of 15 odd years on the brighter side. The wonderful, the beautiful, the hilarious Amber Nelson. How you doing? Hi, I'm so great.

It's interesting that you said 15 years because I was looking at things to do. And there's this early 2000s dance party. And I was like, click. I'll go for free before 11 p.m. And then I look at the club.

You know, because you can see it on Instagram. It's like, oh, the people going to this club were born in the 2000s. Yeah, we're dancing to this in the 2000s. I'm going to be the creepy lady. No, it's like when we used to go to 80s parties.

Yes. I think that's sad. I don't like it. It's so good to see you. I love you.

We are on HGX2. We are here to promote. Watch that. It is on youtube.com/atlpntv. Every Thursday at 7 p.m.

Watch HGX2. Amber and I's future is the game show where positivity is legal for one hour. It takes place in the future that you're 2027. Give it a watch. It's so much fun.

You won't regret it. It is true murder fist. You were in murder fist for a while. Yeah. It is like the return to death and stupidity that I miss.

Yeah, it's chaos, but it's controlled in a game. In a game format. I'm the queen of pain. My favorite role.

I've never played in speaking of pain.

I was telling you that guy I saw die. So what is this? I thought I told you this. This is like the gnarly thing that I received. I can't remember.

You watch someone die? I'm walking from the grocery store. I live in Hollywood, California. I can walk everywhere. I do.

I see some guy standing up on the phone. I see some guy laying down. A lot of blood around his head. Oh my god. I'm walking up.

I'm like, do I have water? No, I only have wine and beer. I can't give this dying man beer. I mean, maybe you might like that actually. And so he's like blood pulled around.

And the guy's on the phone. He's like on hold with 911. And he, this guy sits up. And he's like the back of his head. It's just like black.

And like because blood is kind of not guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he just kind of folds it and it like moves. Oh, God. I think he did that on the ground.

No, no, oh, Jesus. And then like the front of his nose was busted.

“So I think when he did that, it like caused a shockwave.”

Whatever. And then so he sits up and then does this. And the guy's like, are you okay, sir? And he's like, fuck you. And then just like lays back down on the ground with his eyes open.

I was like, I think that I just saw man's dying words. Yeah. You can't live through your brain. Was he was just like doing this with his head. Oh my god.

Yeah. I've seen I saw something like that once in New York. Why wasn't it? It was that I was working with the cheese steak restaurant. And then I'm out of the filly.

And then we were next to that horrible bar. Bar none. Do you remember that place? They used to have a mic in there every Tuesday. Yeah.

It was a nightmare. So it was a underage to girls on tap. You know, it was really bad. I mean, it was a bar none. Yeah.

It's like no expectations. Yeah. And so there was a big fight that came out of there. And there was like a bunch of dudes jumped this guy. And then he, they knocked him down.

He cracked his head open on the sidewalk right in front of my restaurant.

And then I was just like, as soon as I was like, I'm like, I'm not jumping in because like I was like, stop it, stop it. But I'm not getting my ass kicked. I don't know what happened. Yeah.

And then to finally win the guy cry, I finally was like, get out of here.

You're calling the cops. They're like, I'm like literally holding up the phone and like cops are called. You better leave. And then, uh, I don't know. I think you might have lived.

I cleaned up the blood. What did he look like? He was like, there were a bunch of white boys. But like his face was it all like beaten in or something? No, no, no, no.

He cracked the back of his head open when he got knocked over on the sidewalk. And the blood was like poor and out of his head. That'll do it. Yeah, I mean, he stood up really fast and like got up and like like like he was like in charge.

“And I was like, go, bro, you need to set that up.”

That's adrenaline kicking in. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I made him just sit on the my front stoop of the restaurant until the cops came. And the ambulance came and they took him away. And I could be alive.

Could be that. Oh, well, well, it's nice to be here on the show. Thank you for having me. Good to have you. Good to have you.

Good to have you. Fuck you. I remember that. Yeah, I remember you. I remember you telling me that.

Because it was at the party. We are the party because Amber was on Hacks. Yeah, we had a party and we watched Amber's appearance on Hacks episode four. Yes. The jail.

They're appropriate jail. It was a good scene for me. I was in there because I had a DUI. Don't drink and drive. That's right.

And I got to play like a creepy little weed lady. Yeah. If Amber ever gets a DUI, it'll be while she's walking. That's when you really fucked up.

“Would, would, would, would he WUI walking while intoxicated?”

WWW at DUI dot com. So you are part of not just the brighter side. But another great show here on the last podcast network. Some place underneath with the wonderful Natalie Jean Henry's wife. It's a great show about missing women.

Very upsetting. But you're doing a job that needs to be done. And you recently had a whole YouTube series. Just about Epstein and the Epstein files.

And the first person you covered was Giselle Maxwell.

And so I figured that who better than to do this week's update with than the wonderful Amber Nelson. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. [MUSIC]

He's an island adventure. He's an island adventure. [LAUGHTER] He's an island adventure. [LAUGHTER]

Heck yeah. It's Jeffrey time. [LAUGHTER] Oh, we got to keep it light. Or else we'll--

[LAUGHTER] You know, whenever women go through a horrible break up, I'm like, it's time for your villain era. But I'm like, oh, she's been in her villain era. Like, they hate you.

Yes. Sal, it's billed of beans. Do it. I fucking, I'm with you. Why is she still holding back to me?

Like, I have one extra name. I don't know. But because she's waiting to get released.

She's got a million names.

She's got everything. No, you can't try. The thing with Gislain is that's the, yeah, that's part of the new news is she's like, I got one more name. I'm going to drop it and you're going to let me out.

It's like, didn't do it already. I do it. I'm fucking doing it.

“I think of all these people being like, I have a name.”

I have a name and I'm not going to tell you until you give me this. You would just say it if you had-- give me the fucking name. Yeah, if you're holding onto it, you are culpable. You're part of this now. Yeah.

Line him up and shoot him in the head. [LAUGHTER] So there's a little new-- I'm not an island time today. We're going to desert time because Zoro Ranch back in the news. It was just discovered that it was actually built by a military contractor back in the day in 1993.

He's a guy who built the company is a Bradbury STEM construction. They built such classified facilities as Los Alamos National Laboratory and the Carland Air Force Base. So they are the ones who built this 10,000 acre property and the mansion and everything that's on it. It is crazy. Zoro Ranch. We've talked about a little bit on the show, but it is crazy.

It used to be called the Playboy Ranch, which fucking gross. Yeah, Playboy's in the desert. Someone's going to die. Yeah. Playboy's in the beach is like, we're going to get in our bikinis. Maybe someone's going to OD, but like in the desert, your body's going underground. Yeah. In the drop, there was so much disturbing info on Zoro Ranch.

And now it is starting to come out more and more ever since we've found out what's happening. The January 30th Epstein File Drop contained a lot of disturbing info on Zoro Ranch. And it's now the scrutiny hasn't testified. One major bombshell from the drop was an email that had been sent to New Mexico Radio host Eddie Aragon, who spent a lot of time reporting on Epstein in November of 2019, three months after Epstein died.

The email was sent by redacted shocking and contained info that is said to provided by a former staff member at Zoro.

After both girls had died of strangulation during rough fetish sex. Can you imagine just going there and like needing a job? Like, I just want to fold clothes, clean the pool.

“Also, I imagine when you show up, it's this beautiful sprawling ranch. You like, you think you made it?”

You made it. You know, you think this is the big time? Sweet tea on tap. Oh, God. And then it's just like, you don't go in that room.

Yeah. You just hear screams. Because there was lots of big rooms. There was an incinerator barn who even knows what they were doing. They had, um, they had these three computer rooms. Each computer room was the size of a house.

He was doing all kinds of crazy evil shit. We don't even really know about down there. Um, what have you heard about Zoro Ranch? What in your, in your studies with that? I know there's a guy that bought it.

And he looks like Bivis and Butthead if they were a Marionette. Like the guy that bought it, look at his picture. He looks like a wooden Marionette of Butthead. Oh, my God. Yeah, I know. He recently, but he.

He's on Huffin.

“Yeah, he is actually saying that like, go look, go check out the ranch.”

He's giving every, he's giving full, he's giving the ranch over.

Basically, so he's saying go investigate dig up whatever you want.

Try to find what you can. So he may not be a good guy because he is a billionaire. But he is helping people, uh, check out the property. Okay. Um, yeah, they were conducting, um, they were trying to find the perfect human.

So they were getting little girls that they thought were perfect. And then breeding them and then taking the babies away. We don't, we will, I don't think we'll ever really know how evil. The shit that was actually happening in places like this. Yeah, because he was trying to build a perfect human.

He was doing genetic experiments, uh, which makes no fucking sense. Yeah, because this is the most flawed evil person making the most perfect person. Yeah, he bought the ranch in 1993 from New Mexico Democratic Governor Bruce King. And then he hired a construction company to build the mansion. And that company was the Bradbury stamp company.

Um, they also built the National Los Alamos in Curtland Air Force bases, as we said. And that particular choice to construction company is suspicious enough on its own. But once you add Bebbury stance connections to Disneyland Maxwell's father, Robert, it raises eyebrows even more. Robert Maxwell, as you remember, um, he was a massage spy for Israel. Um, one of the companies that he was able to penetrate in the mid 80s using spy software was, you guessed it.

Bradbury stamp. Now, this could be a coincidence. And nothing more, but it seems like one of those where they're smoked. There's fire type of deals, um, smoke that's probably coming from the top secret barn incinerator. Uh, yeah.

“Do you think it's like, if you're incinerated, is it like a slow death?”

There's like a quick clear dead before they put you in there, usually. Really? Yeah, usually you were accidentally killed during sex. And then they're like, oh, you throw in the incinerator. Oh, and it just like, and then you just ask.

Exactly. Well, yeah, it's like what they have in the funeral homes kind of. You know, it's just like, it goes up to like 2000 degrees. And if I can burn your body, I'm not. No, I'm not a portrait.

I've seen the thing the scene from Scrooge, where he's like burning, and he's still alive. Incinerator. Yes, this is like that. Yes, but not as nice, probably. That was a very nice one.

That was it was beautiful with the big room. I was screwed. You know, that was spent, no, spared no expense on the same thing. I wish three ghosts visited Epstein. We're going to be great.

I always thought about that.

Every Christmas, I hope that for Trump. But yeah, so there's going to be a lot. There's plenty of friends to come visit him. So we need to start looking into the Bradbury Stan, Construction Company, a little deeper.

As they are the ones who helped him modify this. This home facility. I don't know. I haven't really put it by the. Imagine the bunkers, though.

Like if we turn to shit, like if the nuclear bomb drops, you probably want to go there and then go underground. I mean, I'm sure it's fine over there. Or you go to the wonderful Lockheed Martin in our outside of Denver. All right.

So that's going on. And then the other one is a long reason I really wanted to bring this up. Son of a diplomat of a Norwegian diplomat. He's 25 years old. Unfortunately, killed himself yesterday committed suicide.

He was the son of two high-profile Norwegian diplomats. But the reason I want to bring it out is names Edward Larson. And that just kind of like reading the article. Fuck, they mess with me. I was just like, so this guy, this kid.

I mean, I'm essentially a kid 25 years old. His parents, they were very close to Epstein.

And then in Epstein's will, he put this kid gets five million dollars.

So this kid got money from Epstein couldn't deal with it. And I'm guessing is part of the reason he committed suicide.

Because there were also little boys that abused on the ranch. I'm sure of it.

“But he, it doesn't seem like he was a victim of sex trafficking.”

Through Epstein, but Epstein did like help him get into better schools. And stuff like that. How the resume ledger. Yeah.

So unlike other powerful people who maintained enough plausible deniability to say,

I was only the guy a couple times in a picture. You know, this is not what's going on. His parents were Terjay Rod Larson and Mona Jewel. The Epstein file drop in January connects to three of them very closely. Not only does one email have Terjay telling Epstein how much he loved the island.

He's also quoted within the files describing Epstein as a thoroughly good human being and my best friend. So they went to Zora Ranch and they were like, it's fine. They were, they were everywhere. They were just friends with them. So they were in New York.

They knew him in the island. They were all over. They're even saying that they were, they were probably involved in the trafficking. In addition to being close personal friends with Epstein. It's possible that Terjay was also assisting in the trafficking.

In 2019, Norwegian authorities notified the FBI to tell them that Terjay, that Terjay's think tank, the international peace institute had been doing something very peculiar, despite having extensive Norwegian state funding. The institute allegedly brought in young and unqualified women from Eastern Europe on a very short visas and shared their pictures with Epstein.

That's weird, right? Norwegian authorities thought so.

“The FBI, of course, didn't care to investigate because why would they?”

It's the peace organization, why would they, they're peaceful. And that's Terjay. That's his dad, his mom, Monogil, to somewhere as her. I'll say her Wikipedia has the following subsections. A controversy is a state secretary, controversy is in second command.

Controverses as ambassador and, of course, association with Jeffrey Epstein. Now, so basically, they got a bunch of money when he died because they got a bunch of secrets. They were in bed with him.

This kid inherited $5 million from the death of Epstein.

And obviously, couldn't handle it in the committed suicide. We don't know much about the reason for the suicide, but the lawyers for Terjay, a Mona releases statement, blaming the pressure caused by the reckless way in which the media speculated about the Epstein involvement. Oh, fuck you.

What's that, the media? It's a so stupid fucking parent. That's right, because they're trying to deflect. No, fuck these people because they're friends with Epstein, of course, they're deflecting. Because they're bad people.

Yeah, because they were obviously involved on the whole bullshit. They had, how do you get a door a ranch? And be like, it's fine. That's like walking into a school shooting to investigate the school and be like, it's nice and here.

It's so nice. Look at him. He's just studying.

“They're studying underneath the cafeteria tables.”

It's like, you know what's going on. Yeah. So hopefully Norway will do what some of these other countries are doing. And fucking lock these people up Terjay and Mona. I'm fucking hope you're done.

You look what you did to your family. You're done. You're done. I mean, it is disgraceful. You guys fucking suck.

You're going to go down. Everyone's going down in this bullshit. It's just a matter of time. It's so weird. Yeah.

Because it never mind. I'm going to say something. They're woo woo. I'm going to hear woo woo. Yeah.

I was going to redact everything of my whole persona. But apparently astrology wise, like we're in the era of things being revealed. Uh-huh.

And I always thought it meant, for example, like when Obama was an office and he got the white hair.

I was always like, they know something. And I bet it's aliens. But now we're like, they know something and everybody's a pedophile. Yeah. And that's why he's hair went white.

Man, you know what the thing is? Like they Biden could have easily investigated this ranch too. You know what all this shit and so fuck everybody's kind of where I'm at. Um, but. Here's a funer story.

That's move on. Let's get past it. Let's get past that of FC. But let's still. Let's talk about some millionaires that need to be taken down.

Okay. And how are we going to take them down? Bye. Hypothetically. Bye elephant.

Yeah. Ernie Dosio 75 years old was trampled the death by elephants in Gambon. Why am I cheering? Because he is a big game hunter. That's right.

He was out there in Gambon. He's from California. He's a vineyard owner of the Pacific. Argalance LLC. They make wine all over.

This is the guy. Look at this and Santa Barbara. I wonder if he had some of his wine. I wonder if I did. I wish I was trying to figure out which ones exactly are his ones.

Cause I wanted to make sure I didn't buy it. But you know. That's okay. I like to go and be like, "Who is your cruelest master?" Yes.

Let me sip that wine. But Ernie, he's killed elephants, lions, rhinos, buffalo.

It's fucking disgusting.

He like literally travels to world to murder rare animals.

He was on Safari to kill the nearly endangered yellow-backed Duke year. Look at me see the Duke year. Look at this guy. He's so cute. Oh.

Now some people argue they say, "Well, they do big game hunting because of the funds that go to the park." Hey, I don't know.

“How about you fund the park and then leave the animals alone?”

Yeah. Why is it like I'll give you money if I can kill one of your finest? The animals hump themselves. Just take a corpse and fucking stuff it. Like that in your house.

Stever when it or something. Yeah, no. It is crazy. This thing's so cute. They're out there trying to kill them.

Cause you needed the fucking added to the list of animals that he's fucking killed. But Ernie was trampled on Safari and Amber. It fits okay. There's footage of him. I want to see.

Getting trampled by elephants.

I want to see the trampled. I'm in the south because I'm from Louisiana. And there's a lot of people. They have the trophies. Oh.

Yeah, no. That's an old man just getting tossed around by an elephant. Ragdoll. Oh. Oh.

Sorry. Oh, then it is bad to laugh a death. But fuck this motherfucker. Maybe you should have killed others. Yeah, dude.

You go. I mean, that's the thing. You went out there looking for a fight. You know, you went to you flew across an ocean and picked a fight with nature. And you fucking lost.

And you had a gun. Yeah, you had a gun. And you've been fighting nature for how many decades. This is how this is such beautiful. Come up in.

I can't even tell you how sweet this shit is to me. Get the tour guide's face. Oh, run.

“What's there a woman that like wronged an elephant and then an elephant found her grave site?”

We talked about it on a whole episode about elephants. We talked about it. She was more of a wrong place. Wrong times scenario. She was at a watering hole.

And usually if you're close to a watering hole, animals get very territorial. And so the elephant killed her at the watering hole. And then she had her then she had her funeral. And then the elephant came back and destroyed her body at the funeral. Cause it hated it.

And so that's it. There's a rogue elephants. They call him bid lawns. There's a whole episode about it. Oh, interesting.

But see our aura is so pure that if we went by the watering hole, it'd be like, oh, I love you. I want to kiss someone. Because don't they look at humans? Is like we're like, we look at the little puppies? I think so.

I mean, as long as we're not trying to kill him. This one obviously didn't look at him like he was the puppy. Yeah, no. This is on repeat man. This is wild.

Just letting it go. People will decorate their homes with these animals. And I've been in the homes. And it just feels like I'm like in the saddest graveyard. Yeah, the elephant should get this guy's head to put on his bucket wall.

Yeah. Kick around the skull. I don't know. Like what happens to a person where you get so much money that you're just like, I want to go kill beauty. Like, it's like, why is it legal?

Why? It doesn't make any sense. I understand that they're trying to raise money in all that stuff. Fuck. They're killing beauty, hurting children.

They just like they find the most precious innocent thing. And like, how can I hurt it? Yeah. And it's just like, I recently like, you know, not to like, two, my own horn.

But like, ever since I started making more money, I've never donated more.

I've never like done all these things like you just want to help people. What the fuck is wrong with all these goddamn people? See, I donate to them making children more hungry foundation.

“Well, that's, that's, that's how you sell more pizza.”

We've got to sell more pizza. But before we wrap this up, I wanted to just tell you, I got a new hat. I like it. And it's the Lee High Valley Squunk. And I wanted to tell you about the squunk, because I've learned a lot since joining

Last Podcast these last couple years. And this is a squunk. And he's my favorite cryptid. It was a sad. It's a sad.

It's, I like, that's why I like them because he's sad. The squunk lives in the Lee High Valley in Pennsylvania. And it inhabits the forest. And basically, back in the day, Loggers would hear weird noises.

They didn't know how to explain it. And so they came up with this creature, who's a big, fat, loose skin, sad creature that just cries in the forest. Oh, yeah, it looks in a grub. Yeah, but it's huge. It's a mammal. I'd say if it was real, but yes, it's all the cryptid.

It just sits and cries in the forest. And it's just sad. And it's just a poor squunk. And it shoots out little, little dumb gooey shit out of its butt. Is it sad because the forest industries taking everything down?

I think so. I think it's losing its trees. And it doesn't like it. Yeah, so I got my new squunk hat. Because the Lee High Valley Iron Pigs are changing their name.

They're a AAA baseball team to the squunk for one game.

And so they told me I had to buy this hat.

And then I fell for it. And I did it.

“And I just wanted you to know about the squunk because he's so cute.”

And he's got little fat rolls just like me. And I love him so much. Can I pet him? You can pet the squunk. It's where it's our squunk.

It's for the whole. When is the squunk festival again? Let's give these guys a shout out. It took that idea. There's a whole festival dedicated to the squunk out in the Lee High Valley.

Let's the food there. Squunk up a loser. Squunk up a loser. Cheese sticks. Really?

Yeah.

Let's look at the menu here.

Yeah. August 1st. 2026. Oh my god. I'm going to be in the Lee High Valley like two weeks before that.

I miss it. Squunk up a loser. Oh yeah, because I'm going to be in Bethlehem on July 10th. So go see that show out there and bring your squunk member Billia. Anyone who went to squunk fest is a friend of mine.

Squunk up a loser. We love you over here at the last podcast on the left. Amber. Thank you so much for stopping by the show. Thanks for having me.

You know, you're one of the funniest people I've ever met. You're doing such great things. I love everything. The HGX2 every Thursday 7 p.m. YouTube.com/atlpntv.

It's right after last stream and a left. Come check us out.

“It's honestly one of my favorite things that we've ever done together.”

And I think people are going to love it. So make sure you tuning in all kinds of great guest stars. Henry Marcus Julie. Also, the brighter side is now available to watch on YouTube. You go to youtube.com/atlvbridersideLPN.

Go subscribe. Check us out. We're there. And it's me and Amber one week and then the next week. It's Amber with Ashley McRobberts and the wonderful, beautiful, perfect. Unbelievably sculpted bodied Julie Rosie. It's his wife.

It's my wife. She's currently on a long hike right now. Yeah, she's in Catalina. Hopefully she comes back to me. She's walking across Catalina.

She's got, I don't know what she's trying for. I had no idea. She was like, yeah, I'm a Catalina island hiking 60 miles. You can't do that. You can't.

I know I got her location. I'm fucking watching every step of the way. But yeah, so June 7th.

“You mean Julie, actually, we're going to be in Phoenix at the Desert Ridge Improv.”

Come see us there. It's going to be three of us doing some stand up. Have in a great time. And then every Friday and silver lake at the clubhouse out here in Los Angeles. Go to Slambers Comedy Jam.

That's 7pm. It's a free show every week. Go and check it out. It's so much fun. I did it last week.

We had a blast. And then of course, someplace underneath here on the last podcast network with Natalie Jean all. It's all in house, baby. It's all in house. It's wonderful.

Yeah, let us know if there's stuff we can do in Phoenix. And let us stuff that something I can do in, I might go to San Diego. Yeah, I love San Diego. Maybe when is this coming out? I'm just coming out next week.

Yeah, I'll be there like in a week. Okay. You'll be there when this comes out. Oh fuck. Well, it comes out in the Wednesday.

Right to me. Yeah, right to me. Let me know where I should go to go hang out. Yeah, I have a lot of fun. You can go to the zoo.

Check out the pandas, panda ladies. I'm coming to San Diego. I want to come to hang out with the pandas. I know you'll listen. Go get me.

Hit me up. I love everybody. At the end of the show that we like to hail Satan and hail something wonderful. I'm going to hail the squang. What would you like to hail?

Hail something wonderful. Yeah, something you like.

Something something that makes it amazing.

I need some soup the other day. You can hail soup. Thank you. We'll see you next week. Bye.