Side Stories: The Secret Sauce

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Side stories? Yes. Oh! Happy day, everyone. Mitch McConnelly!

Oh, there he go! You're filled with life and this smile for everyone. Quick, Henry, get the chicken ball. Go, yes. Yes, I have to shake the ball.

Look at this, go! Oh, come on! Look at the best day ever that's it. And the day he was born. Nothing is wrong with him.

Have a look at the smile. Absolutely makes me kind of fit to make decisions, man. Rost of fun! Leave it in fit to make it for tentative fucking government decisions, man. Leave us to the secret of treasure under the ocean, Mitch.

Oh, I should hope he finds a nice island girl to sit down with.

He finally find it always a party, the life of every party.

Oh, life is great. Wow, thank you so much. Really great work. Mitch McConnell has made it back to work, so have we.

“That is honestly one of the hardest things to do is after a long vacation is to get back”

in the saddle. I know, it's so hard. So hard, especially when your vacation is in the afterlife, because that has to be so hard to be wrenched from the warm light of God and be forced back to life every day in order to do.

I guess I don't know what he's going to do because he's just going to go, I guess he's just sitting there. That's stupid, I think they put popsicles in his mouth, so his skin stays. No, it's because he's it's there's a term called, I think it's the lights are on and there's nobody home.

Yeah.

That's what we're looking at.

Welcome to side story. He's so much as short of a picnic. You're right. He is because he can't eat salad foods anymore. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson.

I'm Henry Zabrowski. I do and buddy. And this is a huge, huge day. We didn't think Mitch McConnell would dare. I'd say spoiler fun, but no, he is out and about he must, might, might, my full theory

is that he has an Olegal Santa Rio Witch held hostage in his basement and that each day, she praised the E.Coo, the Santa Rio God of Death in order to, I guess it's like, because I feel like they're taking life away from AOC. Oh, you think that's what it is. I think they're, you're one of them, they're like, saturated, like the doing, I think in

D&D, I believe it's called a life drain, they're doing a life drain on who's looking bad. Oh, who's the guy that was from Maine that got all the gations? Oh, the, the, the Democrat. Yeah, that's who they're getting, that, that former Nazi guy, they fucking, they're

sucking the life form out of him because he's not looking good. Yeah.

“That's what it is, and they're giving it to Mitch, because Mitch is in a form of suspended”

animation. He just looks like he's happy to be here, which I think is just the sign of pure dementia. And the fact that he was brain dead for several days, and I honestly don't know if he can make a decision, who is that, that, that stupid, health secretary, or no, he ended up being like, homeland, he was a black guy, he was a, it was a brain surgeon, oh, the

guy that died? Did he die? Did he die to COVID? Oh, Hurricaney. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. He specifically came up and he's wearing Mitch McConnell skin. Oh, he wishes he was a black man, Mitch McConnell can't do anything, but you know, he is a strike.

He's like, well, I can't will make sure that we'll, keep feet, melt, warm, or full sand, or real witch in the basement, all her paya, all her deligious rises, get her some per nail, get her some rose power. He just looks like he's full of eggs, he is full of eggs, tote eggs. He is just, if he's anything, he is an incubator, he's a host, he is a host at this point.

But, you know, Mitch McConnell, all smiles, back at work, and I just gotta say, I'm happy for him, because there's one, you know what it is?

“I think he's only happy if he's either subjugating or shit in a bag, and he gets”

new both now. Yeah, even though he looks like a shit bag. He is a class to be bad, yes, but with the ability to change our lives, oh, yeah, did you see the good news, though, of the Mitch, what are the good news? My girl, dude, my girl won an Emmy last night, Rosa Parks?

Oh, wow.

“Sally Field, look at fucking hot, dude, up there, winning for the, the creature's movie.”

Who gets a shit?

It's got field man, we're playing, dude.

I don't know if we should be. I love Sally, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she looks at her, she does look beautiful. She is gorgeous, as ever, I love you, Sally Field, she's looking hot, is, I mean, she is a beautiful woman. She is a beautiful woman, she is a beautiful woman, and we wish her luck.

She's got the one, most wonderful smile in the world, and I can't wait to see all Sally, yeah, God help us, God help us, she wants to strip, she wants to strip elderly Sally Field down, I feel like she wants to strip her down and you want to see her nude grandma body. I don't know what it is about Sally Field, it just gets me all.

Randy, got it. Well, let her just enjoy this, let her enjoy this moment, we don't have to do this. I love her. This is going to get back to her. She's, I hope so.

Yeah, this is so, don't worry, there's some guy on Netflix who wants to fuck you. She, we're both on Netflix. They like me. We're coworkers. They were the Netflix show.

They really like me, maybe I need to behave myself now that we're coworkers. Exactly. You're going to do the old fact. I should all back. You need to sell them, edit that out.

Yeah, great, Eddie. Yeah, that'll do it. That covers it. And everything I said about Sally Field out, that's derogatory. We just kidding.

You didn't say anything derogatory, you just were talking about seeing her naked body, but I do think that what we could do is probably send a note through administration. Do you think so? You know, I could call Ted Serando, some be like, hey, I really want to have lunch with Sally.

We will never meet Ted Serando.

I just know that if we do meet Ted Serando, it's not our fault. Yeah, just like, you know, we'll meet one of his people to just slowly shoot us in the meet. Yes, no one is going, we're not getting anywhere in there. We are a podcast acquisition friends.

I love you, Sally. Come on, the show. Yeah, bring Sally on the show. We'll talk about life. I'll buy you whatever lunch you want, anything you want.

You like Zanko? Oh my god, I bet she loves Zanko. Oh, I know she loves Zanko, who doesn't? I like Zanko. Oh, yeah.

You're the choice of week. I don't know if I like it as much as I just eat it because I know it won't kill me.

“I think that's honestly to be, that's most of the things I eat.”

Yeah. We got updates. Yeah, we do. We got updates.

Another guy who's got a bad diet.

Burbank Botskniffer. Now, he got put in for his longest jail sentence yet. The New York Post is saying that LA's week on crime, please don't look at it. California Post. I'm sorry.

Don't insult them. I'm so sorry. But they are saying that the Burbank Botskniffer who I believe got was 170 days. Yes. When the maximum for him to get would be 180.

Yes. So they are. So they're calling us week on crime here. But I think our problem here is that Kalees Crowder is being very presidential where he's seen a lot of loopholes in the system.

He has begun. He has understood that if he keeps it at just a nose length away from sniffing Bots, they can't seem to actually put him in jail for an extended period of time. And so this is the biggest, this is so far the biggest, the book got thrown out. I don't realize 40 arrests.

Yeah, buddy. Don't know. A lot. He is, this is what we're seeing here. It's because I was joking with our wonderful friends over at Metzeneca.

I was joking with the idea that someone should fart in a bunch of diapers and give it to him as like a mella, like a methadone for his heroin. So he could just smell it. He could pick it up and be good smell it and he can kind of move on with his day. But I think I'm now understanding he likes the thrill of it.

But I think besides just the thrill he loves this sneak, I also think he's understood now that this is the crime he can continue to do. And this is as long as he keeps it at Bots sniffing, this is the most you'll get. And so he'll, he's taking the time because guess where you'll sniff Bots that are the most sniffed Bots in the whole world, that'll be easy to get at, it's prison.

Yeah, right? Because it smells like Bots in there. It is a lot of Bots. But he's going to be, he's going to be in, he's going to be in, he's going to be in a butt like center.

But I think if he closes his eyes because we know now officially that women's farts are worse than then we know that for a fact, a quarter except for mine. Except for yours. And I didn't get any challenges. I called out all of women and no one even said, there was some challenges, but I'm not

reading them. Oh, really? No, I don't care. You didn't tell me about my challenge? We are creating the facts here, my friend, we're creating the facts here.

I don't care, dude. I don't give a fuck a shit, dude.

“But no, that's why I was like, I feel like a man's farts in jail is even more jail than”

a person would equate to a woman's farts because of the diet in there. Also, I have to say, the California post decided to change his name from the burbank, but it's an effort to the California but stuff. That fucking honestly, I ring no and also fuck you, dude, fuck you, it is not a California

It is a burbank problem. Well, the last time was in Glenda, he's extended. He's extended. He's in the Valley. He's in the Santa Grande Valley.

It is a Santa Grande Valley problem. Yeah. Okay, but also the Santa Grande Valley, but also the Santa Grande Valley, but also doesn't really make sense. The burbank, but the burbank is the best name he could possibly have.

That's where he's located, that's where he wants to be. Understand the only reason why he's not in Burbank sniffing butts is because we, side stories, has pushed him out. Yeah. He wants to be sniffing butts in the neighborhood because Burbank's got some of the best

butts to sniff in all of California.

Incredible voice actors, some of the finest gun shop owners.

You can imagine. Yeah. There's lots of makeup people. So much but the sniff out here, people visit from across the city here. There's a good variety of different types of diverse butts.

He has access here to different levels of also like, the monetary classes of butts. So he can kind of experience all different types of things. He doesn't want to be in Glendale and because of Raffies. Because I do think that Raffies in Glendale, which is truly one of the best restaurants in the city, that is also like, it's a lot of meat.

“It's a lot of cruciferous vegetables and I think a lot of people, it does affect their”

bowel health. Yeah. No. There's lots of Farts in Glendale. I think there's more Farts in Glendale than there are in Burbank.

Flawfuls are very farty food. Absolutely. Super effort. So. Raffies.

Raffies is fucking delicious. Get your ass to Raffies man. That's what the Burbank does. That's what the Burbank does. That's what the Burbank does.

That's what the Burbank does. That's what the Burbank does.

That's what the Burbank does.

Yeah. That's what the Burbank does. That's what the Burbank does. That's what the Burbank does. That's what the Burbank does.

That's what the Burbank does. That's what the Burbank does. He'll be ready for me. He'll be ready for me. He'll be ready for me.

He'll be ready for me. He'll be ready for me. He'll be ready for me. He'll be ready for me. You know, but we here obviously know that it's a crime and I'm glad that they did what they could.

He's obviously going to do this again. Oh, yes. No. He has figured out his place. But Sniffer is going to be sniffing butts until the day.

He's fucking a dead butt sniffer. The way I look at it is the people in California, the lawmakers in California, have an 170 days to make a law. They have to figure out. They need to figure something out to stop this motherfucker.

Or what place? I mean, we're not going to stop talking about this subject ever. So my question is, and what level does it become criminal? And on what level is Sniffing butts? Can you apply that to a helpful thing?

Yeah. No, I'm asking. Like, it's Sniffing butts on some level. Like, is does it help medicinally? Like, I mean, like, in terms of like, can a doctor sniffer butt and tell if you have cancer?

No. A dog can, though. Yeah. Yeah. Dogs know, well, they have like the diabetes smelling dogs and stuff like that.

Like, if your blood sugar starts dropping, they'll start barking at you and stuff like that. So, if there's no. So, like, you used to do that for my mom. But she was bad at it because my mom died. Yeah.

But what did she was just going like? She was more rooting on her death. No. I, this is a whole thing here because if you can't apply butts sniffing in a practical way, there should be a law against.

You know, I don't even know if they do they even make Pope Maria anymore? I haven't seen Pope Maria around a while. The 90s, you couldn't get rid of Pope Maria. I just don't think you're going to the right places. Yeah.

I think the Pope Maria still-- I mean, pair one, imports is out. Franchops out. Yeah, but people get in Pope Maria. That little lady that runs out--

My little little gift store. So, it's Pope Maria. And pretty certain the one that's like right down the street from here. Oh, okay. I think she sells Pope Maria.

I don't think it's as popular as it was. Yeah. Because it was really popular with women that survived the Holocaust. Yeah. Yeah.

That's what I think it was.

It was always in a big dish.

And I always wanted Pope Maria, but I'm always worried about like-- My dog is good old. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

“As you should, because dogs will eat it.”

Yeah. Yeah. Pope Maria's gone. I think Pope Maria is stupid. Yeah.

Get a candle. Wow. Yeah, you fuckers. And if that's classist, I'm sorry. Get a fucking candle.

Hey, Pope Maria. Do you think if someone has like a really nice smelling butt, the burbank butt sniffers like moves on, so he likes it. No.

You want stinky, right? Yeah, he wants stinky. He has to want stinky. You're not sniffing butts, do not get stink. Yeah.

Right? If you wanted to sniff heads, he'd be smelling nice things. If you wanted to sniff titties, titties don't have a smell. But he's not going for like us. He's going for like--

No, he's going for like-- Yeah, he wants to like-- Yeah. Which makes him a very big piece of shit. You really think it'd be better if you went after men.

Yeah. Because then we could fight him. But I feel like women could fight him. Yeah. When he's a-- you know, he's-- he is a big guy.

Women are trained. You'd be fine. You'd be an also women who will win in one fight. Yeah. I mean, I would love if someone around house kicked them while

he was down there and fucking stomped on his head. But I don't think that's happening. I bet you they get naped for assault instead. God, imagine that. And they get like 250 days.

Because they get in there for 170 days. And then you had to freak-- because the thing is, you've got to prove you sniffing your butt. Yeah. And that's really hard without--

“See, the thing is that you need to prove a man sniffed your butt.”

What he really got in trouble for was when he did the peeping tom stuff.

That's what-- that was when he actually got it.

Because there's a log instead. And again, it's a-- There's a name. There's a name. Yeah.

Yeah. It did another example of a thing that is a silly thing to call something. Yeah. It is a little too silly for what the crime is. You know, peeping tom is just--

It's cute. Yeah. Yeah. It sounds cute. Something a character from the Smurfs.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. When we've talked about this before.

I've talked about that. I think I've talked about this. Yeah.

It needs to be salacious viewing.

All right. We have any other updates at it. There's one other update--the guy who--the grandfather from that horrible family that had the 16 kids.

“So the house of horrors that we talked about how I think you remember was the cider family with Elizabeth and Gary Siders the second.”

They both--they got married when they were teenagers. They had 16 children inside of this house. 17 now. And we wanted to think that one of the kids got out. They were all rescued.

Remember they were arrested with their grandparents, Gary Siders senior. And they all look like different breeds of choice. Yeah. So we got deer heads. We got apple heads.

We got this up. And unfortunately Gary Siders senior. The father. He is just to be now the big update. Is that he's been ruled and competent to be a part of the trial.

What you do think is interesting because they just--and I love the terms that they use. They said that Gary Siders senior has been unfortunately affected by dementia. And there is no fixing that. This is the-- This is just no restoring him.

It's such a weird thing because like just because he has dementia doesn't mean he committed these crimes for decades. Yes, it does. Well, or it does. It doesn't matter either way. He's incompetent to stand trial.

So they're just saying that he can't stand trial because he has the same brain capacity as Carmy. Yeah. And he has the same eye placement. He's got the apple head. But he looks like an apple head of thing.

So it's such a weird thing because he did it. Well, we don't know if he did it or not. Right now it's like because when it comes to competency. But when it comes to competency, he could also technically be a victim. Do you think so?

No. No. But he could technically be a victim as well.

I just think what the problem is is that at a certain level of kind of like side stories,

[email protected], you know when we love our lawyers when you write is in. And describe things about the court because there is something that their idea is is that he has no idea what's going on. That's what they're saying. He has no idea what's going on. His eyeballs are looking into two different time zones.

Yeah. He legitimately is a paperweight. He is Mitch McConnell. But the Mitch McConnell is a senator.

“Here's the thing that they're trying to keep him safe.”

A safer place for him would be in jail or in a mental asylum. But they're putting him out in the streets, which is basically a death sentence for a guy like this. Stories [email protected]. There's going to be a lot of people that are going to say the opposite. I do see what you're saying, Eddie.

But I also will say if he is like he is just they've decided that he was on a part of the current crimes. Yeah. The dealing with which was the maltreatment of the children that were in the house. So technically, I think the way it also works is because he's not the direct father. And if he was not doing anything to the kids, because now we kind of realize because at first the whole thing was Gary

he was a senator's junior in his two-fuck and his father were in two-fuck and everybody. He could also just have been there. That's what they're kind of saying. This is what this is intimidating. Is that he was just there as a paperweight.

Yeah. Steering off a tune at the sunrise and the sunset at the same time. And he was didn't actually fuck or suck any of the children. Okay. And he's not fucking sucking the children.

There's not really a heck of a go-all out of crimes you can do there. Because if he's not directly responsible for the children, if the other two are there, then are directly responsible. And it's about the kids' malnourishment, then they would be on the hook. Yeah. And then he probably would be considered a victim.

Yeah. This diagram really puts it into perspective. They all look like they're dying. Yeah. It is a bad family.

It is a bad, it's a whole, it's a bad batch. It's a bad batch DNA. All of those kids are absolutely fucked. All going to just be those are all the kids fueling bro blocks. Damn.

We are a lot of kids. A lot of kids. A lot of kids. You just put it like that. That's fucking horrifying.

It's a whole army of degradation. When I look at this sea of broken people,

“all I just think is, I think we're going to be fine.”

Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah. I don't even know where to start with this. You can't.

The audience needs to look at it. The audience needs to go check out. It's called a code family tree. Yeah. And so you can really see how not diversified it is.

Yeah. And it's going to be these kids are fucked. These 17 kids. Yeah, I think so. Oh my god.

All right. Let's move on. That just got sad. Did it get sad? I got sad real fast.

I'm your kid. Did you find Mitch and DC where you were just there? I was looking for him. I was smelling up and down. I was looking for the slime trails.

I showed my shows were great.

I had a wonderful time.

“It's sold out all but like eight tickets.”

The DC lounge. It was unbelievable DC improv in the lounge. Had a great time. Everyone was fucking cool. A bunch of people came to the show that are coming to our show in Norfolk.

This weekend, which is really cool. I love them. People double dip. We need to sell tickets to Norfolk. Yeah, no.

There's going to be people coming out. We got to go. It's almost sold out. It's getting there. It's got its problems.

Yeah. We need people to come out to the Norfolk show. We got to come out there. Only other shows are actually going to do great. We're going to sell out pretty much.

We got every one of our other show. This weekend, we got, we got Norfolk on Friday. And then we got Raleigh on Saturday. And then we're going to Brooklyn and Hardford and Breadway and Portland and Burlington and Iowa City and Columbia. Steinsource is fucking hitting the road.

We're back. Coming get some shows. Some of them are already sold out. So check it out all out. Get tickets while you still can.

Get them. Well, you can. Now, all right.

I want to first do this story just because it's a funny.

It's a funny picture. All right. I like that.

“So this was, I believe this takes place in good ol' fashion West Virginia.”

Okay. Which is where we're headed to. We're on that area. We're going down there. And I can't wait to meet a bunch of guys that look like this.

We see the other the West. A modern day Confederate general. Okay. Who really wasn't that? He was a former high school principal by the name of Eric James.

If you look at his picture, he looks like forest, beautiful, like the great grandfather of there was in charge of the KKK. Yeah. He put a bit of what seems to be a pen-shaped video camera inside of the girls, changing bathroom inside of his high school.

Like where he was in charge. Now, he was the principal. The only reason why to cover this is to understand is that the wall of northern aggression. They had seemed to affect some of us in both superior and inferior ways. And I have found, on this day, the 28th of September.

There now, there should fall thin too. The absolute hellowed grounds of a little girl's bathroom as well. And I did put an observatory measuring device inside of the lavatory area of the girls.

Changing rules and my first thought was, "Does this increase liberty?

Does this increase the whole the North has of its aggressive tactics over the free southern states?" Man, do we, I think, men should just stop being principals. No. I wish I could fire a cannon. But instead, I'm just looking at the poopy hole of a little girl.

“Because that's what I love, a gentleman.”

It is time for us to join for us. And we will raid the poopy hole of this little girl. Fall back and forth. Put down your gunna sacks. Put down your hard tack biscuit.

And we will molots up. Put your poopy hole in the poopy hole of a little girl. I have talked to Peter Teele. And we are putting flock cameras inside of the urinals. Let's act the bald eagles that liberated this very country.

From the tyranny of British British grew. The flock cameras will bring us that morning. How does someone have too much facial hair, but also not enough? He somehow chose. He created the only way I put this.

It is a brush that can hide the front line of General Lee's is on his chin. Is he just thin little fence? No. He wants to look like one of the statues they refused to pull down. I just, like, what do you, what is so important about your upper lip?

I think you need all that space between your nostril and the little hairs. You know what it is that, you know what I've just realized? What? Guess what he didn't shave. South part of his upper lip.

Yeah. Guess what it is shaved. The top. The northern. Oh.

So emanate the north. Well, I'm glad I'm here. I'm here. It'll scrape you from the Mason Dixon line. He'll bow my trembling up a lip.

Because all my lips wish to do is kiss the tender brown poopy hole of a 15 year old girl. Do you know the colors of the lips? I will little girl on the same on the bottom as I own on the top. Look at the top my lips. Look at the top of this lip.

Look at the top of this lip. Look at the top of this lip. I got, I got. I get dust from the poop holes. I got dust from the poop holes here at the bottom.

Here. Oh, no, no, no. I'm battling the bottom of my mustache. My mustache of northern aggression. And he looks like he just hangs out in the, in the, like, the high school gym.

He just every day covered in wool.

Can't wait to just. Okay, he fl, he, he was so excited for Mitch McConnell to die just so that he can fly the, the fucking flag and half mast. Yeah, no, he. And he was robbed of that match.

Yeah, he, it's, you know, like reenactment reenactors. He's like an actor and actor. He's in the civil war. Yeah, he's still there. He is in the civil war.

He's teaching it to his children like it's at high school. Like it's still going on. Yeah. They definitely have a picture of Jesus Christ writing a tyrannosaurus Rex. Yeah, he's in that high school.

You know what I mean? Like that is definitely a place where they, they talk about like, how black people were dog people from the stars. Right. You know, they got really deep into that.

And you know, it's like that. You know that they got a lot of talk. They talk a lot about the beauty of Norway. Mm-hmm.

And they wish they could go.

But I do not think there's a question. We'll start.

“So I think he's going to go to jail for a while.”

It seems that he is going to be in hell. The $100,000 bond, which is not enough. No. It's not because you only need 10% to get up, right? That's it.

Yeah. So he's only, he's got 10 grand. We only weigh 200,000. Oh, when I will. Instead of 100 and the one we were, I was looking at.

Yeah, this other one. I found this 200,000. So maybe it's somewhere in between. Yeah. Either way, that's too little.

Because all he has to do is dig up some of my buried confederate gold. Because you know he has some kind of generalies. Fuck it. What is it? The bedpan.

He's got like something like that. Then he's waiting to sell. There's another guy that looks just like him in the news. Oh, yeah. But except he, he wasn't interested in little girls.

Or maybe he is. I don't know. Probably. Oh, man.

“Of the most autistic fortitude and jaws.”

The poopy hole in the little girl. Ludenville dog breeder hit with 10 charges, including animal cruelty and BCL. Now, we haven't chosen to cover beastiality in a while. Okay. Yes.

And if the reason why we're even covering this is because it's omish people. Yeah. And if we weren't covering it, we wouldn't cover it if it was just normal people. The reason why we're covering it is because the man has the truly like it's, it's cause of the facial hair.

It's the same thing. He except he took it to another level. He has no mustache and below. He's beard goat starts below the soul patch. Hids face.

He's been here. See the other guy. He's in Virginia. This guy. He's like, he's more Georgia.

He's like, he's like, no, you know. I know. But I'm talking about his facial hair. This facial hair looks like he's. There's something with omish guys.

I forgot to mean something. It means something to not shave the lip or to shave the lip or like something. There's a mean something. I don't know what it means. But this guy is haircut because he's got full bangs.

Omish love bangs. And they love they love that full bull cut. They get a bull cut. And then his beard looks like a tongue. Yeah.

Hang it off his chin. All right. So this is it. So they. Omish men grow beard after their married.

They continue to shave their upper lip as to not grow mustache. When the Omish community was formed in Switzerland, they were also associated with military service and the Omish shave there is to indicate their commitment to fashion, to pass them in fashionism. Well, that's great. Who gives a fuck it?

Yeah. Who gives a shake you around. Thank you Rob. That's not your fault. Didn't say your fault.

That we didn't have to say. You didn't write it. You didn't write it. Just fake shit. Just dumb fake shit.

Yeah. Which is omish people are friendly.

That's basically what it is.

Making up fucking rules. They're not friendly. Okay. The omish have a distinct issue with child molestation. But distinct issue with drug trafficking and human trafficking.

We will eventually do an entire exposure of the omish community. That is my goal. Yeah. Is it a big series on the omish community? Because it is from because the menonites.

It's another example of a religion that's taking it way too far back. And I know a lot of people that are menonites that got out and loved to hear from you. So it's stories [email protected]. Because it is fascinating. It's like what we were learning about your homos witnesses where they are actually,

I'm going to say this in a gent maybe, generally. It doesn't matter. I don't think they listen. They're way more evil than we thought they were. Yeah.

Yeah. Your homos witnesses are way more evil on the inside. I thought they were just stupid, but it's evil. They are because another example of like just like the Mormons, where they have that layer of ambition slash.

They think they're better than everybody else. So the Joe was witnesses also have an entire end game for our civilization that doesn't include us, just like the Mormons. Yeah. So it is, it is fascinating.

“Did you see the arrest, the body camp footage of the sky getting arrested?”

No, what do they do? Did he not yell at the camera? I thought they, because you don't omish people, they're not supposed to get their pictures taken, because it means their souls get taken.

The cop showed up and he's a you take that demon.

“You take that demon to the ice away from my face, English.”

Sir, you admitted to me personally, that you had sex with these dogs. That's my dog. That's my dog. It was bleeding. It was bleeding from its juge hole.

I was giving it a baby. I thought it was my wife. Do you think that they fucked the dogs? I thought that it would be better than fucking just women that they would be cheating. I don't understand why anyone would want to have sex with a dog.

That's good, Eddie. I just don't get it. I'm really glad. You know, like, I'm glad.

Yeah, if you even thought for a second that it would make sense.

I have to, we'd have to fire you. What about a dolphin? No, nothing that doesn't have human genitalia. Okay, I thought you were going to say years. No.

Because human can lose its ears and they're still flakable. You're right. You're totally viable. Yeah. Human can lose pretty much most of its parts except for the holes and still be viable.

You can still be in terms of, like, have some sex appeal. Yeah. Like, they're, people went and women here. This might get me off on a tangent. That have no arms and no legs.

That's still probably you'd consider, like, ha. Yeah. Why not? Here's these Susan Terrell. I have no idea who that is, but she was in flesh and blood.

Oh, they were covering for bar movie stories. Yeah.

And Susan Terrell, that plays, um, she's Jackie in flesh and blood.

Yes. Okay. She's my sister. Yeah. Yeah.

Um, he, he, the sourced prostitute that is filled with child. She's going to see me. Susan Terrell. Yeah. She lost her legs.

Right? Not after this movie. Yeah, not on accident. She lost her legs by disease. Oh, and a chopper legs off.

Let's still kind of an accident. But that's not on purpose. But she was still pretty attractive from just the nobs up. Of course. Why wouldn't she be?

She's been a beautiful woman. I'm saying it's possible, like, in that way. I think that's great.

This is a whole new chapter for you.

I'm not, it is not a new chapter. Is that a new chapter of my life? I'm just saying that. That's what I was trying to get back.

“That's why people shouldn't have sex with dogs.”

Yeah. Now, the state of having sex with a person with no arms, no legs is better. Can I ask a difficult question? Great. Now, these dogs that were molested by this man, eventually they're going to have to

be adopted. They do. Yeah. Would you adopt a sexually abused dog? What do you think?

Do you think that it's going to be like in poison ivy? Or it's just going to be all fucking traumatized. So it's going to seduce the family. Definitely going to be traumatized. There's no question about that.

There's actually, this is a big deal amongst the community people. People do rescue the dogs. People do rescue the dogs. People do adopt the dogs. I would absolutely adopt the dogs.

They do adopt all these dogs. Go to the same person. Like, is there, like, an abused home for dogs that are abused sexually? Side stories, LPO, to YellowGmail.com. Unfortunately, I just subbed.

It's a question that popped in my head. No, as someone who foster dogs. I believe. I imagine they wouldn't tell me. I do believe that.

I don't think it's on the foster to necessarily tell me that someone molested that dog. I'm doing your business. I think it's none of my business. But it could be because the dog might have traumatized behavior because of that.

“So that's the only thing you might have to deal with helping to fix a dog's traumatized behavior.”

Not my dog. Every dog I've had has got deep trauma. My dogs are aggressive. They don't have trauma. See, my dogs are sweet, but they got trauma.

See, my dogs don't have trauma. They just know they're better than other dogs. Yeah. I know someone did something bad to Ernie. I think someone threw Ernie.

You're doing what my mom does about my dad. Yeah. Do you know how many times I had to deal with on vacation? My mom's saying stuff like, you think you felt it was gay? Why didn't ask you?

I told you. Did you think you thought that was molested? That's why he was sexually frozen. It's like, mom, blow my brains out. Okay?

We talk about this one more time. I'm going to fucking commit suicide on vacation. I'm just saying it was just, he lost interest in sex. It's like, I don't, I'm going to fucking throw you. I'm going to throw myself off a cliff.

So I don't know. But it's not like she's, again, there was something to do about that because my father. If she was a cigarette, he probably would have loved her. He really would have loved her. That should be, she'd be gone in four seconds.

But this is, yeah, it's why a lot on comfortable questions. We've just raised side stories, L-P-O-T-L-A-G-M-O-L-Comp. I'm leaving that to you. Yeah, let us know. Because you know, I know you're going to be upset.

I'm upset. I'm upset. At ease upset. Yeah. I'm not.

I just want you to know that this is, you know, that we're really just covering it. Because we're making fun of the way that guy looked. And then we really entered into a bunch of different discussions.

“I think that this next story is also a great example about why we even do this show.”

Is this a nice one or a sad one? What do you mean? So this one is what do you mean? This is a, I think it's a really funny story. Okay, let's do it.

And I think it's going to bring up an interesting conversation. All right. So an MMA fighter. They are a person by the name of this young man. I believe his name is Johnson.

Call, call, call Johnson. Yeah. He's one and no. He's a new fighter. He's a new fighter.

They've been putting up this thing. Apparently they've been putting up 500 grand possibly. For him to fight a champ. Yeah. Now, there's a lot of people obviously are going to disagree with this.

So first of all, the guys say it was supposed to happen on September 11.

Which to me honest is such a missed opportunity. And I'm, I'm angry that it didn't happen on September 11. Yeah. And then it should only happen on September 11. Because this is my view.

If we are currently in a world where the White House lawn can have a UFC match just like bulldozed into it. Yeah.

“I think this man can fight a champ for 500 grand.”

And I think the reason why that is is because I think that we, of all, that's the rule we call now. I think we're on the other side to another part of the American experience. And I think that there's a way to find out if the champ consent it. Yeah.

I think there's a way to find a champ that wants to fight humans. That obviously wants to fight. We know that there's aggressive champs, right? We know that they turn aggressive at a certain age, right? Then that's supposed to be around people at a certain age.

Yeah. And the last for certain factors like can these the entire ring be surrounded by people with tranquilizer darts to save his life, right? But you know, I feel like the champ's life. The champ is life from the champ.

I feel like if you're going to do that, they should also shoot him if he's one. I agree. I'm with you. I'm with you. There's no way he's going to win.

There's darts for the champ that should be darts for the man. We are paying money to watch a champ rip a man. Yes. That's what this is about. So he's not going to beat the champ.

There's no way he's going to be. So basically Cole was in an interview where he said that he could fight a champ and he really believed that he could beat a chimpanzee. He's jacked. He's really big.

I'm not going to say he's not huge. Yeah. Of course. He doesn't have a chance against a chimpanzee.

Here's what I probably should have talked about this a little bit beforehand.

He's come out and said the whole thing was a publicity. Yeah. Sure. Of course. Yeah.

No. No. Now I want to book this because I think that we, I feel that if this is a thing we were, we as a country can demand this now because of where we're at. We can say that that champ is allowed to rip that man to shreds and we can all buy tickets

to watch it do that. And I think if that's okay. But the champ does need to consent and the champ does need to know it's going in there to fight the other man. And I think that there's a way to communicate it to the champ.

And I think that there's a way. Again, I might be wrong.

“I think the only way that you could fight a champ and it'd be okay is if it's a wild one.”

That's or you have to go there. No ring. You go into the jungle and you find it. Oh, that's unfair. No, that's to me.

That's the only way should be allowed. Can a champ be trained to fight. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. But you're trained to.

But train a champ. Now you're talking about the plot of the first. Yeah. I don't think that's wrong. Give 'em a shot.

We have yet to train them. Yeah. I know that we made up guns, right? We made up guns. And we figured out to use them ourselves.

But should we not now train apes and champs to use guns? And to train them to fight? I mean, because we can give them that back. We should give them that back. They're coming straight for you.

Yeah, I'm not. Yeah, you're not going to teach them at a fight. No, I'm not going to be anywhere near them. You know, that's how we're. I'm going to do this.

Start spread. And then we start getting dumber. And then they take us over five generations from now. Don't they like rip your nuts off first? That's the same.

Anything that's hanging. You're going to rip your face. They go for the nose. I think the ears. Choose your hands.

Your fingers. Yeah. Yeah. They try to. But you know, the thing is you would probably put a helmet on the chest.

Try to like keep it from biting. But here's the thing.

Well, Johnson is, has come out and said that this was never going to happen.

And he's redirected all of his fans that were going to buy tickets to this to support

Honestly, I get Eddie. I think that's truly wonderful. Yeah. I still think we can do the fight and give all the money charity. Yeah.

I mean, obviously do the fight and give all the money to charity. If you're going to do the fight, you got to put it back in the chimpanzees. I know I'm going to get a lot of flack on this. I'm just saying of all the things. I think that we should, I'm fighting for the champ.

Yeah. Give the champ the opportunity to kill a human with impunity. Give it the opportunity to do it. But then it's going to give it taste for blood. Yes.

And then it's going to kill him again. Yeah. That's a problem. No, because the thing is other MMA guys are then we'll continue to challenge him. It won't be other MMA guys.

It'll be his keeper. Or maybe he'll be barren Trump.

You never know how funny with that.

Oh, my God.

“If that's how he goes out, that'd be so much fun.”

It would more likely be one of the other brothers who go and poach all the time. They're going to die of a drug overdose at any day now. I hope so. So let us go to another story. We'll see how this goes.

We'll see how this plays out. There's one. There's a story that I'm not really against. I don't want people to just hurt random champs. I'm saying I wanted champ that can consent.

Yeah, you just know that the champ doesn't have a chance to get in hurt. Yeah, of course. No, the champ is going to win. Yeah, the champ doesn't. Yeah, he can't get hurt.

Yeah. Yeah. Am I going to talk them a couple times in the head? Yeah. If this fight did happen, which is not.

I imagine the chip would be sitting there. The guy would punch it once and then he would just get ripped a shred. Yeah, that'd be awesome. Yeah. Until we see it.

And then it would just be horrifying. I guess.

It's like when you rent faces a death.

You know, and then you're like, oh, I can't wait to get home and watch this. So then you put it in the VHS player. You're like, oh, dude, I just bought three or four. Okay. Of faces of death.

Yeah. How old are you? [laughter] You bought the original? Yeah.

Four. They made it into 4K. Yeah. It was like VHS is back in the day. Yeah, dude.

They can't make that in the 4K. Yeah, dude. Who was fucking awesome? I think I did it. I forgot who did it.

It was a terror vision. It might have been severing. It might have been severing films. It was great. Really?

Yeah. Crazy. I just like having stuff now. Yeah.

“He's just, well, you know, you have a collection.”

Yeah. At this point. That's vinegar syndrome. It's vinegar syndrome. Oh, okay.

They're great. Vine� syndrome. Go check them out. You know, accidentally buy the new shitty movie. Did you?

No. I made it through about halfway the new shitty movie. I watched half of it. Yeah. Yeah.

It was not good. It was awful. But also it was one of those with the new when it was that movie. Just. You know, I went into slash or world.

And I'm not big into slashers unless it's Halloween. And we'll talk all about that then. Yeah. On your plate. There was another story that came out on September 11th.

Yeah. This is a, to me, I like the story. I think this is a no one gets hurt type of story. Oh, nice. So I, but it's interesting.

There was a drug dealer in Minnesota. He got recently our caught his name is Andy Silencia. He was 27 years old. He got caught dealing mushrooms and weed lots of. Like he was a bad man.

Like he was even weight. Yeah. But he had a, he started. He was, he's young. He started out.

He's new, new drug dealer on the block. But he had a, a customer, a customer loyalty card. So this is objectively funny, which is an idea that I had. Yes. When I was selling weed, this is an idea.

Obviously I never followed through with it.

And I didn't follow through with it. Not because I was scared to get caught because I, you know, I just don't feel those feelings. Yeah. I said, yeah, it's didn't do it.

No, no. This is the issue. And I'm going to say this to all of our drug dealers. Above the board and not is that it's awesome. I think it's really amazing.

The problem with doing it is that if you're an illegal place, it puts it in writing. Mm-hmm. On the second.

“That's what it's like what you do with this.”

This is my advice to drug dealers. Do this program because it's really fun. Yeah. Name the card something else. Oh, yeah.

Name it. Sam, pretend yourself sandwiches. Flour shop. Even just like. That's what I do.

I think that's what I do. No, what's his daddy's plan. It's like it literally is weed. It's to flower daddy with him holding all these. Yeah.

I think that's what I do. I think that he's going to be a horrible idea. I think that he's going to be a horrible idea. I think that he's going to be a horrible idea. I think that he's going to be a horrible idea.

I think that he's going to be a horrible idea. I think that he's going to be a horrible idea. I think that he's going to be a horrible idea. I think that he's going to be a horrible idea. I think that he's going to be a horrible idea.

I think that he's going to be a horrible idea. I think that he's going to be a horrible idea. I think that he's going to be a horrible idea. I think that he's going to be a horrible idea. I think that he's on, I think he's going to, there's a hiccup.

He's going to serve his time. He's going to get in a little bit of trouble. Also, don't like that his bail is more than the high school principal. Oh, really? Well, that's like an exaggeration.

I don't enjoy that. It is an exact example of where we consider certain crimes in this country, which is hilarious that your people are still being busted for fucking selling weed just because he didn't give the government their fucking vague. Yeah.

That's all it is. That's all it ever is.

And it's but hurt that the war on drugs is over.

Yeah.

“So Andy Silencia, I think, you know, don't worry about this.”

You're going to be fine. You're going to do a little time. Nothing crazy. You're going to get out. When you're in there, brainstorm.

Apply these ideas, businesses. All right. Do some reading. Do some research. I can see you making a fuck ton of money.

You got good ideas. See a gap. Yeah. See a gap. Right.

Like one thing I was thinking about. It's a place that is stools for women with BBLs. Oh. What you can do is a little stool park for women with big asses. Right.

Or something. I mean, it's just a spitball. Where are you going to put it? I don't know. No.

Don't do it. Oh, my fucking God. Honestly. No. If police want to catch him.

We're opening Big Blood Park. Big Blood Park. Big Blood Park. We all go. We set it all up with fake bops.

And then we fill them in the air. And then we hit it with a net. Oh, my God. I'm going to put a dress on hold and then a fake butt on him. I'm just having a walk.

I'm just having some fun. Oh, wow. Oh, go through the business. Go through the business. Go through the business.

Go through the business. There's a good idea. I'm going to tell you. I'll just stay at some fresh greens from the superbomb. I ain't going to watch your first tomatoes.

I bought them from the bad store. I bought them from a place to LGBT. I went. I got all the stuff. I feel super gasey.

That'd be great. Yeah. Have you ever been to Buddy Burgers in Austin? No. Do you know what the special sauce is?

No. It's come. Oh, yes. He's got arrested for putting calm on the burger sitting there. Yeah.

I don't know.

I always feel like that's a breach of trust that I won't ever get back.

Yeah. The idea of hurting my burger. No, man. I just, I couldn't help but like the cooking me. Like the chef and me can't help but feel really bad for

Buddy's burgers. Yeah. They got fucked. Because they, no one's ever. I'm never going to eat there.

Oh, never in a thousand years. Never in a thousand years. You're right. And they, like, they obviously they hired this guy. They didn't cross their teas and dot their eyes.

How do they? How do they do that?

“How do you make sure the guy's not going to come on the fucking burgers?”

I bet he has a record and they probably didn't look for it. Like a speed record for coming on burgers? If he had never come on anything he got caught before, then it's okay. But, but yeah. No, they're fucked.

I don't think he did, Eddie. Yeah. Why is his dick out in this? Yeah. He's dick out in a couple of times.

He's taking Dixies and he came on jalapenos. They had goals. He showed his dick to people he worked with. Yeah. And in terms of you're trying to cover up your crimes.

Because it's a pretty large social media website. Yeah. And buddy burger, they're doing their best to put this down. But I was not going anywhere. Yeah.

No, they, they even, they're responding to the, to the reddit. Because you know what's going there to now work. Come on. People who come on burgers. Oh, they're going to be, it's going to be hard for them.

Well, now they just go stealth. They're going to have to go to torchis tacos. He always was stealth. But yeah. Torchis tacos.

Yeah. They're on their way to torchis tacos. I don't like torchis. So, um, buddies burger. Don't never eat there.

No. Well, torchis or buddy burger. Yeah, yeah. But there's so many good places to eat in Austin. These guys are fucked.

They need to change the name. As you only chance they got. Oh, well, so many burgers in Austin. Yeah. No, there's no reason to.

The fusion Asian food. Yeah. That was so good. That was one of the best fucking things I've ever had. I wish that I remember what was called.

It was like Asian 66 or something. Yeah, fucking that place. It was right. It was one of the better Thai restaurants I've ever been to. It was beef.

Yeah. Every beef dumpling. Yeah. Well, buddy burger. They're response in the reddit thread.

Was. Thank you for your assistance. And making us aware of this. We are actively working with the police to ensure this individual is held accountable for his actions.

This individual was a new hire who was terminated mid-shift from buddy burger. On September 1st, 2026, when an employee complained of indecent exposure was filed and addressed immediately. People who were in the eight. Those burgers.

Yeah, don't know. Here's the thing. How many people eight come burgers? It doesn't. You think so.

Oh, yeah, because you're going to only come so much. Yeah.

“I think that probably about a dozen people eight burgers will come on.”

I'm, yeah. And like, there's no way to find out. No. No. Absolutely not.

Because they probably, I mean, who knows. Unless you're somebody leads a lot of calm. You might not know. No, I know. There's no way to find out.

Like, right? I'm saying that seriously. Especially if you pay cash. Don't I could be able to find out who, who's eight these come burgers? This is a big thing.

This is about Bitcoin, isn't it? It's bigger than this, huh? This is about the blockchain. That's what this is about. This is about anonymity.

Now, anonymity. Right? That's the problem. Right. They want to know who is doing it.

It's the blockchain. It's the blockchain.

I, uh, unless you, because I've never consumed to Dracula.

So I don't know.

I don't know the taste of a chocolate.

I can assume.

“I bet you would know the moment you had it.”

I mean, I know it if I saw it. If I saw it flat, like, you know, flying to the air, smell it a bunch. Yeah, that's different. It helps. But if you mix it in with the sauce, the donkey sauce or the body sauce, whatever

it is, which already sounds like calm. Yeah, buddy. Saying that it's covered with like calm. But he saw sounds like what you make when you go on a fishing trip with your old friend and then you haven't seen 20 years, uh, and you don't own your wife come.

Yeah. Poor buddy. Make it some buddy sauce. They don't know what to do. They're swinging.

They're just like, they're, they're screwed. Yeah, they're fucked. Yeah, they're fucked. They should close down and remake it into another name. Yeah, they should literally just close the restaurant for a fucking week.

Make it a new sign. Put a new sign on and just try to start a new. Yes. Oh, my God. Is this one of the cum burgers?

No, I just, is it just a big sloppy burger? It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It just got me. It's got got to me.

It's got got to me. It just looks like a burger. It just looks like a burger. You would never know. You would never know.

You would never know. You would never know. You would never know. You would never know. If we weren't talking about calm on hamburgers, I would go like,

mmm, man. If I saw that, I'd be like, yum. But now that, now that we know, that's the problem.

Is that now that I know that there was calm on one, I'll never be able to eat it again.

Because my first thought, it's like, mmm, because I love mayonnaise. Oh, my God. Now the one star reviews are piling in. Yeah, they're coming out now. Oh, yeah.

That's how it is. Well, soon as they, soon as they hate you for one thing, they're excited to jump on to hate you for everything. It seems like people liked Buddy Burger before this incident, too. Yeah, they were like, they were like, do it okay. Yeah.

They're fucked, man. I wonder if he was from McDonald's? Oh, yeah. Oh, just like, buddy burgers getting too big, cinnamon. Yeah, you don't raise.

All I need you to do is spend a year, too, and college, my friend. I'll be here waiting for you on the other side. Like in good fellas. Yeah. Then Ronald McDonald picked some up from jail.

Oh, man. That's a good kid. That's a good fucking kid that you was there. That's not a switch of them, huh? Hey, don't worry.

We'll take care of you. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, you still hate them, I mean, I guess. Here's one. You can joke enough in jail.

Ha, I don't like that. This is, this is on the, I read it. Oh, WTF, ew. I was in Buddy's last weekend.

I was there on Sundays of 30 if Buddy's fired him on the first.

I know I ain't come. Yep. Or maybe, or you just ate some ball here. Man. Do I bet you he couldn't come a lot?

No. Unless he saved it. Oh, no. Buddy Burgers put up a post recently with a new restaurant coming soon. Oh, no.

Guys. Be quiet. Okay. Oh, okay. Opening soon.

Opening soon. You got a chance. Opening soon. Oh, buddy. Coming before.

Opening now. Oh, he also worked on an HEB grocery store. Disgusting. This isn't good. You know, a lot of people fraud and do weird things of the grocery store.

We've covered that over the years. I think there's a freedom inside of a grocery store for certain behaviors because there's the trust. Yeah.

“And you should wash your vegetables when you get home.”

You're right. He just teaches you anything. Wash your vegetable. Wash your cheeseburger. Wash your ribs.

If you get a bunch of ribs, give them a good wash before you fight. I can talk into that. Dim Sum. Just because I want to remind everyone. Rimes with.

Yeah. Rim come. Yeah. Or dim come. Yeah.

I've been great. Dim Sum the other day. Yeah. It was fun. I loved dim sum.

You know, I wish it was better. The, uh, all right. So we have a, we haven't, we haven't. We haven't. We haven't.

We haven't. So angry. No, the stuff I had. There's been good stuff. Yeah.

Of course, the stuff you had. This man just goes good. This Florida woman allegedly threw a bucket of shit on a neighbor. I mean, what is this even mean? They shared a trailer and this woman, her bathroom broke.

And she thought that her neighbor, who that she shared a trailer with. I guess it's like a wall in the trailer. She thought she was fucking her husband. And she had this big bucket of shit because, like, she, her toilet wasn't working. And she went over to her house and threw the bucket shit on her.

It's like, stop fucking my husband.

“I think her lady's got a lot more issues to deal with than, uh, hers.”

Husbands and fidelity. She's mean looking. She looks like the lady that kills people for the cartels. Yeah. She's mean looking lady.

That is a lady. That is a mean looking lady. Who you know has got. Rancid poops. Yeah, this happened to Miami.

We all know the plumbing down there. Is it the best sometimes just because of, you know, swamp. It's hard to get ready to try to get rid of it. You know, that kind of thing. Is it?

Oh, yeah. It really is a problem. Yeah. We poopos in NPPs in Miami. Some places.

If you're in a bad enough area, the it starts rising.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're going to lose.

“When we lose Miami is when we're finally going to do some weird things about the climate.”

Yeah. Because no one's going to say shit when New Orleans goes. No, because they're all like. Yeah. We saw how much they didn't care during Katrina.

No. Yeah. And then so like, and so, but there. Yeah.

New Orleans going to be first.

Then it's me Miami or Charleston. When if Charleston goes, I bet people flip out more. Unfortunately. That's horrible. Yeah.

Charleston can go. Charleston can go. Not New Orleans. I was, I was. Oh, New Orleans is a wonderful place.

I don't enjoy Charleston. Well, I was in Charleston. The, we were driving. And then the water, the ocean came in like three blocks. Yeah.

And then we were driving. I'm like, oh my god. What's this? Like, gosh, the ocean. They're all casual about it.

And then I'm like, what do you mean? Like, I have the moons out. I was like, what do you mean? What are you talking about? Moons always out.

Moons always out. Yeah. Moons are there. Yeah. Yeah.

The moons out.

So the ocean comes into our city.

Just hang stuff. Yeah. That's the person just say and stuff.

“That person has a level of maybe I don't know.”

Maybe I'm wrong. But it sounds like they have a sort of ancient view of the powers of the moon. Yeah. Well, this is a bad idea. Yeah.

Well, she's on trouble. She's in jail too. There's another guy right down the street from her and Darrell. Um, this is an interesting story. He was arrested in a hotel room for hiding under someone's bed the entire night.

See, this is interesting because it sounds like he was sneaking. It sounds like he was in Assassin's Creed. It sounds like he didn't do anything to these people. No. He was just leap and he did break.

He did break an entry. He was kicked off the property like earlier in the week. The guy came back got kicked off again and came back, stuck in through the back door. Went under the bed. These people checked into their room.

Slept the entire night. But this guy below them. So this is okay. I'm going to say again, this is another controversial statement. I'm going to make on today's episode that we will have reverberations of

for years. Okay. My view here is because he didn't rape and murder them. He was just sleeping, which means he was just trying to find a place to sleep. Maybe hiding from somebody or maybe just literally looking for a place to sleep.

Yeah. The fact that he didn't touch them or their things while he was asleep or while they were asleep. To me shows the man was just trying to sleep. He is charged with burglary. Yeah, because he's still breaking and entering again.

But that's not burglary. Unless he did steal stuff from them. We don't know. He could have stole some stuff. But he would just the fact that he didn't because this is how damaged the show is made me.

The fact that he didn't suck on their feet. The fact that he didn't jerk off on the blankets. The fact that he didn't fucking just stab him to death while they were sleeping. The fact that he didn't hold like with a woman at night point while he was rape and the father. Like there's so many things he could have done.

And he didn't. And to me that shows restraint.

“I think this is like a person who obviously is suffering from deep mental health issues and has no money.”

And but also thankfully has enough impulse control to not do something so fucked up. He just wanted to sleep. He just was trying to sleep. But also this is one of those fun things that like what I love. Just like you know how many times you're like in a hotel with your loved one or with your wife.

And she'll say something like I don't know how you deal with this. Like sometimes like something like you think something scary is happening. But then you as like the guy in the scenario in this in our scenario in our sister's that's an area. We're very much like don't worry. I'm certain everything's fine.

And then like we just stay scared. And we let them go to sleep nice. So I can see this style of things. I just get up and look really fast. That's what I do.

I always assume that if someone's there they'll just kill me.

They'll just kill them. Yeah, exactly. So I assume that the wife at some point was like. Do you think there's somebody sleeping in the bed? And then they looked under the bed and there was someone there.

To see, well, I would go with that season husband. You know what you do though. Unfortunately. You have a case of them. No, no.

The first thing you do is deny and say no. You're wrong baby. Don't worry. Everything's okay. We're just trying to go this way.

Why don't you go get a soda. You know. And then you're like, hey buddy, come on. Get out of here. Come on.

Get the fuck in. It's here. No. It's good. It's good.

But I feel like if you look at it. But then you look under the bed. But you never really look under the bed. Because if you were to look under the bed, any guess what you'd see. The monster.

Yeah, the monster. And in this case, there was one. Yes. Yeah. But that's got it.

And now we were maybe things could have went south. But because everybody went to sleep. Hmm. Everything was fine. And I will say not violent.

Not violent. He's not violent. And that's my only thing that's the saving grace for him. Yes. Is the fact that he's nonviolent.

I don't know if he's been prosecuted for the crimes. It seems like he might have he as he definitely has a record. Yes. So he didn't murder these people. And to me.

That's a good sign. Yeah. Improvement. As improvement. Yeah.

It's just crashing. That's all. He's just sleeping. He's just dreaming. You know.

No one's under the bed. They didn't need under the bed. Okay.

We got the guy who. We got.

“We got the the old man who got who is to.”

He can't stand trial. All right.

We eyeballs are too far apart for him to be competent for enough to do crimes.

That's right. And then we got the the guy the the Confederate General who school principal who's looking at little girls. Yeah. Funny beard.

Funny a little mustache. And then we got the guy who's breeding of fucking dogs. The Amish guy. No mustache. Funny beard.

Yeah. We have the we have the guy who is a wants to fight it. Chipansy. Yes. Cold Johnson.

Clean shaving. Who actually turned out to be not too horrible. Not even that horrible. Not even that horrible. And then we had.

Then we had the next guy after that. We had the drug dealer with the card. Yep. And then we had the lady who threw shit at people. And then we had to come burger boy and then the guy sleeping under the bed who's your least

favorite person. Come burger boy.

Come burger boy's the worst person, right?

Come burger boys. The worst person. The dog fucker. Yeah. And the old man.

I mean, we don't know what his crimes are. The old man could have old school like deep seated crimes. Yeah. He killed somebody in Korea. Yeah.

No. He the old man's probably the worst human. But he's the one. He can't have a punishment. He's a ghost.

Yeah. I think come burger boy. Only just because that is a sacred trust one has with their fast food restaurant. Yeah. Did you want hurt me in this?

I don't know. There won't be come on this. You know, the Confederate General, the video taping the girls pee. I hate him the most.

“But I think the worst crime is to come burger.”

In real life, he's the worst guy. The worst guy. Of course. Like, butts nifers already kind of in and to another level. He's been good for us.

In real life. He's been great for us. We don't know. We don't know. We print money on the Burbank butts nifers.

That's fucking huge for us. The Confederate General High School Principal is the worst person. The Comberger guy is the worst crime. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

For me. And so that makes him the worst person. Who deserves the worst beaten? You know, I think that you could very ostensibly give a whale hardcore on both. The thing is, is that the Confederate General guy is gonna just get worse.

I do feel like you could beat this behavior out of Comberger boy. Yes. I feel like you could beat the behavior out of him, but that would require like taking him just to the brink of death. Yeah.

And it would require a point in series of lessons to put a tube in him and shit. Yeah. That's a big Paul Verhoven thing, too, you notice, right? Well, tubing. Putting tubes of a guy's butts.

It is, isn't it? It's in like three movies. Yeah. He likes things like that. Check out movie stories.

Check out movie stories. He's over a patron. We're covering Paul Verhoven films. Do we have any new list of them? We keep in the old collective soul one.

Because people seem to love that butt rock. I don't know the one. Let's keep it. We have so many. I feel bad if we don't play some of these.

Well, I want you to randomly bring the collective soul one back one. Sure. Yeah. What are on the cycle? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Keep that one. Don't think I'm gonna get rid of that. And keep that ray gay one, too.

Because I'm gonna hear that again eventually. We can make a little album for you. It is going to cycle. All right. Here's a new one.

This one is from Colt Berkett. Let's play it. Here we go. [MUSIC PLAYING] It's for the spell.

Thank you, fellas. God, I love the rock ones. Yeah. What do they mean it? I love the rock ones.

Those are our people.

“I think you know what a good idea would be.”

We take all of these listener email tracks. Just fucking make an album on Spotify. You're talking about this. How do we do that? I don't know.

I don't know how we do that without just stealing money from people. You know what I mean? I get the password. Spotify. No one makes fucking money.

But any money should go to the people who wrote the song. So I have to source all the people who wrote the song. This is what I've learned that's part about that is that I have to then find all of their information. Each one of them has to create in account

in which we can then link all of their bank accounts. That's the only way I'm doing this. I would do it fully legit. They could have not taken money from people. What if we don't have a $1 sentence on the dollar?

Whatever money we make, we put towards some kind of great cause. We would need in writing a agreement from the people that wrote the stingers that they're totally down for the proceeds that go to do to all go to charity and absolutely I will do that.

If you have heard your stinger on the show right in and let us know, how about that? Love that.

Yeah, this is something that'll happen never.

Who knows? But if we make shit all the time, we got money. We got, who fucking people of these things and so do I. Yep, that's here some, it's just a bullshit. Now I want to get into a little bit about scroats.

So I brought up the concept of the little slill scumbags or scummelons and my wife and I and Natalie and I

They're really funny.

“And but I brought it up and it is a big fucking deal.”

It's a big deal over in Dublin and it seems to be a lot of the people and a lot of the emails I got was talking about how there's like economic issues, the major city centers, a lot of these are kids from people that are obviously like, you know, like kind of what we were

talking about, of course their parents are on drugs. And now they're obsessed with it, you know, now they go out there and they take their pay not on people and largely they just rough people up yell things and run away, they are children.

The guardian, the Irish police, they really don't want anything to do with it. No. And so I got a lot of good information. I got a group of kids.

No one wants to because it sucks. But this is, it is interesting. So I'm going to recap these letters. I hope you enjoyed Ireland Henry. Sorry, our dude, this traded you out of one of the local

customs say anything mean they can think of of your dire. If it is in a sports jersey and work pants or matching track suit, it is, in fact, illegal. Scrolls are the city thing and your bartender was in line. Now, violence right now is targeting an immigrants.

A lot of it is stirred up online. And if you're a call Twitter, I will dead name it, right? Del Vivian Musk and her ex-Fathers Fortune. Exactly. All right.

Exposed all the origin countries of its users briefly, they are the accounts for Irish far-right groups were all based in America and England. Where I am an iron, county lathe for people would probably talk about their attire, but they'd have a pipe with you still.

And the teams are so non-scrotey that when I asked my boss if the youths ever get in the fist fights at lunch, well waitin' for us to make them food. You could not comprehend what I was asking. I am from Halifax and Canada, and there are teams,

Faulkner, library, every damn day. Now, some fun things to yell at Scroats. You're mass your dog and your dog sounds anyone. Get the fuck. Yeah.

“All right, if you must fight, you can open with.”

That's a funny way to spend your teeth. [GIGGLES] I live in Marina now. My only permanent neighbor is obviously a former Scroat, and they do not grow out of it.

He once told my dog he was going to beat the bricks off for a follower in him in the night. He didn't mean it. He's just a Scroat. [GIGGLES]

So that's the thing. So they talk about the Scroats.

And they say they basically, everyone said the same thing.

You literally just don't say anything to them. You just move forward, right? There's a lot of keep following you and throw him bricks and shit. No, if you could really just go through, I think it was really funny that they all

talked about having one comb, one thing that they're, another term that they're called, yep, bros. Okay, yep, bros. That's because they go, "yup, yup," at each other. Yep.

Oh, wow. And it's literally just what they do. And they hear that we visited Kong. This is a part of the Warriors. It is.

“We also visited Kong, this one brought up, and there's one.”

I know why I'm living fucker. They obsessed with the movie "The Quiet Man." My mother, the John Wayne film. So we were-- This is only Oscar.

Dude, I just, so my mom, I don't know where, starts.

No idea about the, never heard of the movie "The Quiet Man."

You never heard of it? No, why would I? I don't care. Right? I don't know where.

My mom's like, do you think that this is where the Quiet Man was made? I was like, what are you talking about? She was like, "The Quiet Man." This John Wayne's best movie.

This is my favorite movie. And I was just like, I have no idea. Next thing we know, we're in Kong, which is where the Quiet Man was filmed. And my mom is going to all of these places

like it's where the Godfather was filmed. Like, she's next to tears being-- This is the bar. But John Wayne came out of the bar. I was just like, this is the weird,

the whole town is obsessed with the Quiet Man. I mean, it's great your mom got to see her. It's just-- no, I know. It's just very funny that it's an entire town based off this like one movie.

Imagine if you went to the town where like Nightmare No Street 4 was filmed with your mother. And you were so excited every where you went. Like, this is the town square. You know, it's the same thing.

It's true. [LAUGHS] Yeah, because you're one of a little more questions. Someone's saying here's that we should send the scrotes to alligator Auschwitz.

Oh, don't alligator out the trash. Well, it's closed now. So there's nowhere to send them. There we're sending them here. Oh, Nelson got out.

Kurt's nephew, he's back home with his wife. No fucking way. It's almost like you didn't commit any crimes. So I'm just like you shouldn't have been there

in the fucking first place, but that's amazing.

Yeah, shout out to Nelson and Kurt and everyone involved in this. So yes, so just know, go out there. This is someone you're-- I want to give a shout out to the park ranger that went after Eugene Horsh.

OK, just listen, we covered the potential crimes of RC Horsh, and we're going to probably do an entire episode on this.

So we're not--

That's why we've developed a lot more.

But I did think it was interesting.

“So I'm going to call out the national park services.”

Just want to know, I listened to the side stories. Apple, you talked about Eugene Horsh. Not much to contribute other than I am. A national park service ranger stationed at independence in HP.

I know the ranger who went after him initially. His name is Keith Manchester, and he actually got her pretty bad, and he's been off duty for a while. So I know it doesn't mean much. Just want Keith to get credit for being a great guy

and a great ranger. That's cool.

Because he would completely out of his way

to make sure that something was done. Oh, yeah. That's amazing. Well, these are the stories I'm just going to keep for now. This is what I'm going to do.

And we got other stories. I'll get into it next week. All right, that's it.

“So just live every day, every day, no, and for a fact”

that if you're an island, you want to keep your head up. All right, and if you're going to walk around with a pretty lady, you might love the fact that you get the attention of a bunch of little boys, right? And you just got to laugh at them.

Because yeah, they might be mad. They might be mad, that you've got to acuently lady under hands and you're wearing a bit of a pink shirt. All right, they might be saying things about you. Maybe you've got to remember, right?

You're the man, right there to the boy. Come see us this weekend in Norfolk. I can't wait to see you all. We'll find you're coming down in Norfolk way. Send your scroats.

Send your scroats. I don't actually know.

“Send your someone who can legally buy your hair.”

Friday, Norfolk Saturday, Rally, North Carolina, the Martin Marietta Center. We're going to have a lot of fun. We have a lot of shows coming up down the Pipe Brooklyn, Hartford, Redway, Portland, Burlington, Iowa City,

Columbia, Missouri. Me personally, I'm going to be in Milwaukee with Logan Metz on September 27th. No, that's going to be an entertain in the evening. It's going to be nice.

October 4th by first show at the Comedy Works sold out.

We got a second show, but so going get tickets to the second show, that's going to be a fucking blast. That's my birthday show. Come fucking party with me. And then in LA on October 14th on a Wednesday at the straight

theater is slambler's comedy bash. How am I supposed to do it? We're having a lot of fun. That's great. I had to hold a step for Amber.

Give her some time to work on some material. That's right. She's going to close out that fucker. And then San Francisco, St. Louis, Nashville, Rochester, Albany, go to Editunes.com for tickets.

Come check them out. We'll see you over on it. You can see on the Netflix. I see it in the past, Ron. I see it in the movie stores.

You see, we're over there on the past, Ron. Well, let's go to check out a new YouTube channel. Bloodbath 77 doing very well. Go check it out up there on YouTube, over at LPN TV. It's on YouTube.

And that's right, YouTube. All right, I hope you see you in the hells at it. Hail Sally Fields. Yeah, wow, yeah. Wow, Eddie, the really masturbate.

Yeah. Think it about Sally Fields. Ever see the Irish film of the field? No. Hmm.

Yeah, heard a, heard a whole thing as if there's grass on it. That's when you play the ball. Bye, everybody.