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That's one of the cannibalism started.

Side stories. Yes. You know that song? You don't know this song? No.

She's choosing Texas, I couldn't tell by the way. She's too stepping down there. It's the thing, but those Malaysian triplets, I like. The Malaysian triplets sing the song about Texas. I played it on the Billy Wayne Davis/Dream.

You weren't there for that one. Watched stuff that I'm out of part of. Yeah, of course. But it's the song is done by somebody else, but I only know it. Done by the three ageless Malaysian triplet boys.

I think are men that are on Instagram. What are they called, Rob? The movie. The movie and brother. Yeah, the movie and brother.

They do agree. Like that song.

“I honestly feel like it's better than the original song.”

Because then I try to listen to the original song.

It doesn't have the same Malaysian triplet style.

No, yeah. It's kind of irreplaceable. I love seeing three people that are, you know, the audience knows. I like people that are tiny or they're me, but older than me. Yeah, I like, but I don't think these boys are older than you.

Unfortunately. How old could the mission of triplets be? They swear they're 24. I've looked this up before and it's, there's no definitive like information. They could be 50, they could be, but honestly, but they got a set of pipes on them.

And you know what? Those pipes are only seven inches long. Man, I love watching Korean guys do Creed on karaoke. Well, that's where they creed. But when I watch a dude from South Korea, sing Creed perfectly,

there's something magical about it. Philippines, South Korea. They have Thailand. That is the land of karaoke, my friend. They have it on lockdown.

Like, what does the name, who replaced Stephen Perry? Yes. The guy, yeah, journey. You can journey the older one. You're irreplaceable. You don't know where am I alone?

Am I on an island alone? I'm the co-hosts, and I know. Right. Both besides tourists. Sitting here is actually a really good reminder that he is my co-host.

I'm sitting here with that, Laura. You do. And what's going on? My name is, is Henry as a rescue. Yes.

Henry as a rescue. Yes, it is.

It's the same one of those little emulation boys for a second.

I didn't mean to. But we just came back from Rochester, and for Laura, as are asked by our time. Is this name? Delete singer journey.

Yes, that's right. And God bless him and congratulations. He does a great job. He does. He's incredible.

He's just like, the other guy's still alive. He's like, got fired because he can't sing anymore. No, no, no. He can still sing. He specifically just chose not to because he said it was too much for him.

He didn't like touring. He was blowing him out, blowing his voice out. And I think he also was an apple.

“Can I say something that's guaranteed to piss off a lot of people?”

Please. Journey sucks. Wow. Journey fucking blow. I like journey.

Journey could go fuck with boat. Bon Jovis. Hey, you know, I'll get it. I think journey has its place. Yeah.

I think it has its place. But yes, do you carry it? He is not coming back to journey no matter how much we beg him. Sorry, guys. Side stories, [email protected].

How do we get Steve Perry back in journey? Worst part of the soprano's ending. Absolutely. Oh, you know. But we have other big news.

Again, a big update. Rochester is in horrible. What's wrong with you? Yeah, Rochester was so nice. Everybody just said, oh, joy, Rochester.

Hope you like graves. And we got there and it's the sweetest place in the world. We were in the nice part of town. That's what they said. Yeah, they later on.

They were like, thank you for being so nice. But this is the nice part of town. Don't go over here. I won't go there, though. And you're correct.

And thank you. And what do you say the sun? We did on our side of town. We're walking around the sun was out.

“And I think it only comes up on that side of town, though.”

Yeah, there was like, yeah, there was peaceful people. People said hi to me. I walked around. And there was like, hello. How are you doing?

People's waving. Yeah. It was great. Do it radio social. Big ups.

You fed the fuck out of us. I'm really sorry. It was every day. We're doubting vicious every doubting radio social. Holy shit, great food.

You don't check it out. I mean, we had the duck legs. It was amazing. The fried cheese bricks. Yeah.

Yeah. That's fat. Yeah. That giant hunk of pork. They were so good.

I did have a little bit of the salad. Yeah, yeah. It was like a bed. Yeah, yeah. For the other ones to slide.

More like a sled. He's like a sled in the foot. Just slid down it into my gullet. So thank you guys. Thank you, Rochester.

“Thank you for everybody who came out to both of the shows.”

We had a great weekend. I was the first time as like a non football fan. That I saw a bunch of people wearing bills clothes. You know, like as like a dolphin's fan, I hate the bills. Yeah, sure.

And I like it there. But I, you know, run out of football. Yeah, you're out of the game. And I see a lot of people wearing bills clothes. And there was still like a little part of me in the back of my spine.

I was like, fuck yourself. Fuck yourself. If you're fucking pieces of shit. We're power of advertising. I was just like, I was like, oh, stop it.

It doesn't matter. When this matters, football doesn't matter.

There's always, but there's a little part of me.

“That was like, you piece of shit bills fan go each hit.”

I'm Brian Cox, two fingers up at you. You fucking cocks up there. That's how powerful it is. Stop it. You're past this.

You're better now. You better care. You're more. But you're not though because that ain't you. You know what?

I didn't say nothing in no body. See that's. I say nothing in no body. That's the thing. I'm like, I heard nobody.

I heard nobody. I heard nobody. I'm a good guy. That's all you can ask for. It's because that is where the healing is.

Because he did not attack a random woman wearing a bills jersey. But you fucking ugly in it. Hey. Sorry. You do about it.

Let's see.

Look how powerful all that is.

He's still overcoming his NFL Trump. Yeah. Still here. But it was a little piece of the undercoming bills fans. Wow.

You can't get them out. They can't get them seamen either. Fact on. Why are we doing this, Eddie? There's no reason to be like this, Eddie.

You don't watch football anymore. You don't have these rival reasons. have these rival reasons. I don't know who the purge them. We have a little update from somebody who met Joey Chestnut. I just wanted to read this really quick. Oh, we got a, oh, wow, citing really, really quick. They mean the prison guy. No, and it worse, a macaroni eating competition.

That's fine. You know, it to be to me to be a contestant, sure, but to watch many men eat as much macaroni. If I would tell you, you don't want to go. No, it's not what you're trying to tell me right now. I want to be in the VIP tent. Yes, all right. I want to be a guest of talent. I don't really don't want to be eating the same food as area. No, absolutely not. So this person, I love this. This is just a little story about Joey Chestnut. For those of you that don't know,

we covered him last week about how a judge allowed him to compete. He released him from his probationary holding in Indiana to be released to New York City for the July 4th, Coney Island, hot dog eating contest for the 250th year celebration of the United States of America. I'd want a glorious year it is. And so this lady met Joey Chestnut. Yeah. I was in Woodstock, charger. He was at a restaurant and that sadly being closed down called the original hot chicken or something like that. It was

actually really good. They did the chicken and corn flakes and then the Friday. It's lunchtime. I'm hungry now. Anyway, he was at some event. This place was having and he said he was in a macaroni eaten competition there. Now thank God I was not there to witness said competition. But my then fiancee and I were there for lunch and Mr. Nut himself was walking around and I stood up to meet him with the rest of my party and he cut off my then soon to be future father and law to ask me

words you get that back. My wife wants one so badly. Now I'm not going to lie. I straight up lied to that man. I told him and didn't know where I got it known for and damn well where it came straight from China as it was a knockoff and go yard bag. But you think I'm going to admit that a hell no. You just said anyways that's not the fun part. When I tell you the breath on that man could have killed every single competitor in the enhanced games. Oh my god. I couldn't tell you what

it looked like what he said what I said with anyone said because that smell was so powerful and

“terrible. Oh my god. It's been years and I can still smell it. If I think about it for too long,”

it will ruin macaroni for me because I'm pretty sure it was from the like 10 pounds or something stupid of macaroni that he had just be it. I can't even describe it. I dated a wrestler for years and during breast and season when he had a cut weight he would get off a cotton mouth and that was bad. I've smelled the breath of people with a rotten tooth or two and that's bad. This was a new level of horror. Hey, come on. This is slander. Hey, you know, hey, that's a part of it, dude. Yeah, I'm sorry.

Even if you don't think that the man whose own hole and goalet is a sore lack of such power of such pure American fortitude, you don't think it's going to give off some exhaust. Yeah, also like that's honestly, I, you know, I don't like to speak it a little bit not, but fucking if his breath was so bad that a woman from Georgia almost swore off macaroni. Fuck. That's that breath. He just

issue, but Joey Chestnut still, we know you're killing yourself early for us. We love that

about you. When you die early, I swear I'm going to be at your funeral, salute in your perfectly preserved nitrate ridden corpse and I can't wait to be there because that's going to be the real 250 celebration because your martyrdom is what will allow our sins to dissolve. Please be the new Jesus Christ, Joey Chestnut. You come as to fat people everywhere. For America, when he dies, that's when we're going to really start to think about our sins.

Oh my god, you know, he's going to die at like 94. We're not going to understand science anymore. Boy, it's going to be, it's going to break every rule. It's going to just, he's going to be like electrifying the hot dogs and putting it in an ivy next to him in hospice and it's just been like, it's going to be, you know, like, my, when your parents are like into one thing, like how they said, like, my father in the end, they're like, you know, you shouldn't even quit smoking that'll kill him.

“It's fucking, he's barely alive. I think at some point they'll be like, if he even quit hot dogs.”

We'll make it a week. He has to silly several. I mean, the order pound of hot dog at this point. It has to stay. We have to keep an above him, but he does have to have large, unhinged jaws. Yeah, man. I'm really proud of him. I love the chestnut. I shout out to you, brother. I'm glad you're going to come back and fight even though you're probably a criminal, but you know, hey, he got into he was having, he thought it was a funny, he thought he was doing something funny with the fan.

I mean, I wish that he, like, turned into Kirby and just swallow the guy. Oh, shit, yeah, because I need to be like one of those Japanese folklore monsters. That's Kobe Ashie. All right. So let's get into some stories of the week. Oh, Eddie. I charged you with watching a documentary. No, yes. I watched the crash movie. Now, this story, I got all kinds of feelings about it. Yeah, this is a good one because I think it'll

bring up a lot of conversation. It's kind of out in the, uh, zeitgeist right now and we'll talk about it because I watched documentary and I'm also angry. Uh, this uh, so this starts on July 31, 2022. In the 17 year old McKenzie Sharilla crashed a car going 100 miles an hour, killing her two passengers on impact. One of them was her boyfriend, 20 year old Dominic Russo and the other was their mutual friend, 19 year old Davian Flanagan. Now, what we were seeing here is that first they thought it was

“a horrendous accident. She got pulled from the thing, yeah, she was all disoriented. I remember”

first seeing this story as a body cam. So the body cam footage is fucking horrific. They show it in the movie. They show all the cut to of all stuff. So first you see this car that was obliterated, a ran to the side of the building. You could see all of the the devarious CCTV footage, leading up to it, which shows that it's specifically sped up and they also found that out when

they took the black box out of the car. Never once hit the break. It didn't really speed up as

much as it maintained 100%. It's just was the pedal to the metal all the way into the wall. Now, the last five seconds of what happened. They know we've got the the wheel got jerk back and forth. At first, Mackenzie Schrella was hospitalized and considered to be another victim. They thought that maybe she had because they found a little bit of drugs in the car. She was, I don't think she was even all that intoxicated. No, she came back pretty clean. Yeah, she liked THC,

inner system. That's it. And that's it. And they came back first thing. It was a horrific. No, but everyone was doing mushrooms. There was no mushrooms in her sister. Specifically didn't take mushrooms. Everybody else was on mushrooms. So she eventually had to go to trial. And she was found guilty on two counts of murder. This came, this comes from a long, a long, unbelievable defense,

where she basically said, I have it undisclosed medical condition that causes me to just go to sleep.

And that I happen to also be tired. And I also happen to be undrugs. And I also happen to be extra sleepy. So I went to sleep and I killed everybody. Dude, when I saw her lawyer, the first thing I thought my head was this guy ain't saving anyone's life. No, no, he was a, he looked like he was asleep and like, he was like, he was like, he's kind of like a snoring awake type of dude. Yes, he's so freaking, which is like, I don't want to low energy lawyer.

And I don't like one of those like, we all don't, we're not. I'll be talking with the Joel jail filled deals. That's the one I want. I want to uptight New York lawyer. Yeah, and also stay really fucked up when they said they didn't want a jury trial. They just wanted the judge. Well, the jury, you can like, a judge, you're not going to get sympathy from just a judge. No, you can, a jury can fuck shit up. Yeah, yeah, that was our huge mistake.

“Well, I think they thought they had a bit of overconfidence, which is really revealed in the”

documentary. Well, because it takes a lot of balls to charge you with murder and not manslaughter. Well, because you could definitely lock her out for manslaughter. Well, they tried. That's really easy. Oh, they tried to negotiate a plea and they said no as well. So they went through all this.

Is it 15 for each person? It seems that they are doing, I believe it. Yes, you're right. It's 15 and then 15. And then she can get parole. Yeah. And she's still trying to get lead out of jail and shit, but this is the thing. So from jail, she's auto ran automatically like all of these like the people around her. She started this like mean girl squad, which is how she started shit in the begin with. When she, she grew up in strongsville, Ohio, apparently she had like a big

hole, like she did one of those like, where did they come slam books? Yeah. And she had like a bunch of different, uh, very common. Remember, yeah, no, but my sister got Jackie gotten quite a bit of trouble. Oh, I've got Jackie at a slam book. Oh, yeah, she was good at it. Oh, they were very upsetting. You were very upsetting the slam book. Not want to be in Jackie's slam books. I, but this lady, Mackenzie loved the Regina George character from Mean Girls. Yeah.

Which is not what you're supposed to do. She is a 17 year old girl who sucks. And yes,

basically, you know, not to like, no, I'm not victim blaming by in any, in any case here, but her

parents seemed like they were hands on. Oh, this is very enabling. We'll get all into this. So by 16, she was essentially living with her 19 year old boyfriend Dominic. Yeah. Her parents did not care. They thought that it was cool. They liked Dominic. They liked being alone and smoking

“weed. I think that's exactly what they liked. And I believe me, you couldn't talk to two”

bigger weed lovers on the face of the planet, right? Yeah, but we don't have kids because of it. Yeah, because they don't want them. All right. And if I had kids, I'd have to get far away from the weed or it's smoke weed in another room. And eventually, you would become the thing, oh, that's that smell. That's when dad likes us, right? Because he's when in some of that, they eventually put two and two together. But it took, it would take a while, right, for them

to first figure out what's happening. These guys were actively smoking weed with her daughter.

They were actively dating them, allowing they wanted their lifestyle. She was smoking so much weed. She was choking up blood. Yeah. And I saw what she was smoking too. She was just doing those gigantic four foot tall bongs. A lot to do. Huge blood. Yeah. Kind of made me jealous. She had every, it seemed like every time she smoked weed, she filmed it and put it on her phone. And they were able to use it as evidence. Very much so. She is. This is why I'll say right here

to all my aspiring influencers that you say go call yourself an aspiring influencer. I want

“you to remember to not just build evidence against yourself. Yeah. You don't know what crimes”

you're going to commit. Edit things. Edit things. And remember things go on to the internet forever. And that's where they stay there because I used to get so watching like them talk about their friend group. My friend group was very similar in high school. We did lots of drugs. We smoke lots of weed. We drank like fucking fish. And obviously we all had our heads together.

We loved each other. We were never violent towards each other. So that's like a very different

situation. But like looking at this, I'm so fucking happy. Only thing we had were disposable cameras that we just lost. You know, at least poor kids. They just have every thing. They have every moment of their lives documented. Every single mistake documented. And it's just going to destroy your life. Throw the cameras away. You guys are going to put cameras and bags when you go party. Anyway. So she ended up. So let's just say her relationship with the 19 year old

that she kind of lived with was in the most mature one in the world. Yeah. But they had been dating for four years. I know. And that's just you know how that's forever. Yeah. And you know when

“you're a teenager, you know what love is. Because that's what her parents were just like talking”

about. They're like, well, they knew that they were in love. And it's like, are you fucking serious? They're 19 and 16? Both of them are morons. Both of them should be in Iran right now. All right. Like, these should not be, this is that they shouldn't be dating. This is ridiculous. They should not be like, this is in your way of doing this. They shouldn't be fucking lived together. But it's whatever. But of course, they're constantly breaking up, constantly getting back together,

and constantly threatening each other with vehicular manslaughter, which is mostly coming from McKenzie's end. She threatened to kill Dom. Not only coming from her end. Yes. It is she threatened to kill Dom multiple times while in the car. She threatened to kill Dom, she threatened to shoot him, she threatened to poison him, threatened to shoot herself, threatened to kill them both over and over again. To say the least. Yes. And every time like a week before the crash, they had broke up over text.

And then two hours later, they immediately worked it back out. It's that type of dumb shit. So shit was so many times when we were kids. Just dumb kids being dumb until the moment, someone does something that involves you just not being ever held accountable for a single thing. It's like, it's almost like she did this. Obviously she's guilty. Well, yes, you've got proven guilty. It's like one of those things where it's like kids don't

understand that you don't get another life. You don't get like a do it. You don't get to reset the game.

And I didn't know that personally. And there's a couple of situations where I definitely could have

“died when I was younger and I didn't and I'm very lucky. And I think whatever for it. But like”

man, just fucking calm down. Yeah, dude. That's really scary. And like these kids they have fucking they don't understand death. And it was not to you get to your like late 20s where you really start to realize, oh, it's like permanent. And there's no like you're gonna reason your way out of this. This isn't the problems when you're in high school and you have a high school mentality, you really I think maybe believe, oh, I can like find a way out. I can go and do some extra

credit, or I can say I'm sorry. And because you're used to doing things that make your parents mad and not doing things that kill people. So when you then kill somebody, you're acting at they look, it's all the same exact level. Because your brains, that's let a five yet. You're literally you have no idea that these things are actually doing shit. Because this this bitch loves like Sherylah. She loves you being called Sherylah the killer. He's with the call her in prison and she

loved it. She also now has a prison girlfriend. She's fully acclimated to prison.

While then going on to see the series night of when it first came out, it reminds me of that.

As soon as I saw her, because at the end of the dock, they have an interview with her. I just couldn't, I'm like, this shit's night of like a mother fucker. Yeah, because she's just like, she just became a gangster. She's like straight up. She's a gangsta. She's a gangsta.

“She's a gangsta. And she, well, honestly, she loved it. She's really at home in prison.”

I think that here's my controversial take on the whole thing. I think she's guilty. I think she got what she deserved. But I do think that the trial was very manipulative. And yeah, I guess they got the result they needed to. I think they were using evidence that like necessarily should have been evidence like her flipping out when her boyfriend locked her out of the house. Like in her screaming at the front door, like she's 16 and she's locked out of her house. Of course,

she's going to freak out. But also she, it's all about how she does this. You know, she does. And she uses it. And it's evidence that Jews against her and she didn't commit the crime. But it's just like, you know, it was one of those things. And then the stuff in jail, when they're doing the interview in jail, and they ask her a question. And then she asks her lawyer if she can answer it. And they use that as like evidence against her. It's like, why? Of course, she asks her lawyer if she could answer it.

Yeah, like, what do we fucking do? What, what, since when are we not allowed to ask her lawyer before we answer questions that you've had them before using that? No, it's not using that against you is extremely fucked up. And I think irresponsible on the filmmakers part. Yeah, maybe, but also they don't talk to somebody. Don't talk to somebody. Same thing with her, are going on to these jail calls and exhibiting that she has a secret language with her and

her mother that no one else can decipher. So the she could say secret things over the fucking camera. I highly doubt they're able to because that mom is not smart. No, she is not. You're not good mom. I'm trying to help. She just dug a deeper hole. She was not good at helping. She was like,

she's stone all of that. The second one. Like, she's gone back and forth. So it's like,

at first they went and they they try to get her a an appeal going. The first one was attempted to September 2024. They all held the conviction. There was another appeal that was supposed to happen in 2025, but they fucked up and didn't put the paperwork incorrectly. After that McKenzie got new attorneys who filed another appeal claiming that a previously unexport medical condition couldn't be default, which is horseshit. But she is still in jail and it is concurrent. So 15 years. Okay,

it's 15 years. So she has 15 years then she gets her first parole here. I mean, they're going to let her out. She'll do it. She'll do her time. Just hopefully she's not a fucking, hopefully she can grow. And right now she's obviously regressing and becoming, you know, turning in the college for her. Honestly, she's only going to get worse. Unfortunately, but she also the presence of somebody having this country. But she also killed two people. So that is the issue is because she's also

when you start off as an asshole and you go to asshole classes, you're going to become a master asshole. Yeah. It is that it is that thing though. I will forever feel something for people

under 18. I know the book throw another. I know you're saying, but she, I always like,

you're allowed to. I always take it with the grain of salt because it depends on what's happening. So in some level, people that kill someone, they have to have the whole fucking book dropped in their fucking. Yeah, because otherwise other people are going to see it and be like, oh, that's not that bad. If you could kill somebody, if you kill somebody with your actions, unfortunately, that's kind of as bad as it goes. And you need to experience the adult ramifications

“of your, even if it's just a tragic mistake, that is a thing you must learn from. I think that”

one of the things I kept going back to was the fact that she said that she'd fell asleep and then accelerated. To me, like, don't, if you're going to make up a disease to the reason you didn't

like press the pedal, like a sleep, you would have let go of the pedal. Do you want to be good at crying? This is a yes. So you choose choose a crime choose a better crime choose a better angle.

“But honestly, the documentary really made me angry and can go check it over out over an ethics.”

Yeah, no, it's totally worth a watch. It's really great, but it makes me angry. Here's another story makes me angry. Oh, I hope it's good for everybody. See you later, I get fly from Northland. This one, I don't know much about. I'm ready to hear your take. Okay, so this is a bit of a,

this is a windy one, this is a windy one. So this story, first of all involves Legos. So my right.

Gotta go. Yeah, I know. My wife loves Legos, Marcus loves Legos, right? I think it's Lego, are you even me saying it incorrectly? You know, to hear the Lego people going like, I think it's Lego. I think it's Lego. I think it's Lego. I think you could say, like, Lego, not the Lego story. I like my batteries to be baked. I like looking, looking house. I like to get my Legos and Logos. Me too. Lego, my Legos, because if you don't,

“I'm gonna fucking sew your ass. Coming for you, bricks and minif eggs. I was, I could, you know,”

I'll build a wall like any motherfucker. I know you love building a wall. I'm gonna wall,

my wall, my wall, my wall, my wall, my crumple, and this wall, I put on the bottom of a base. So it's

gonna be hard to break this wall. You know, you're like a big brick, like, they're different. Now they're very delicate. I like ones that I can punch. I know you do it. It's just real bricks. Here we go. Let me try to, if I could, to disseminate this. I'm gonna do this as, as thoroughly as I can, but we'll talk about this. So this starts with Brian Menzel. Is an Oregon man, him and his father, they spent years putting together what is considered to be, like,

to this, one of the biggest collections, massive collection of vintage Star Wars theme Lego sets. Apparently the collection was worth like 200 grand. There's a lot, there's a lot in toy money.

And they go and they got, they've been doing this for years together. This father and son,

Mormon activity of collecting Lego sets together is so much better than collecting wives and child brides. So good on you. Good on you. Keep them busy. Keep them busy, right? So they went to this place called bricks and minifigs. No, no, that's not your new local brewery with the pork belly, date skewers. No, that is a, the worst name of a story I've ever heard. It's a thing for Lego consignment stales, right? So it's a franchise that goes over to consignment stores. So you go and

like a sell old vintage Lego sets and they, they buy them from you and you buy, and it's like, it's like a thing, right? I guess it's like, there's many branches of it. And it's a Mormon run company, which is a thing that comes out. They find interesting. There's a toys. They love toys, because we're all just little fucking toys to them, aren't we? So eventually this father and son have decided, we, uh, we must sell this. We need money, I guess. So what they did is they went to their

local bricks and minifigs that was run by a woman by the end of Crystal Gorman. And they said, they set up this little individual deal with her. Psycho Gorman. Psycho Gorman. Man, that was great. We talked to the director. He's actually, he's a lot of fun. So the goal with this was that they were going to take the collection of stars, toys. They could use a for advertising, so they would which they did. They didn't, then said, you can come and see this gigantic, like, only here

collection of star wars to Lego here in the this very specific bricks and minifigs. I like when stores become like museums. It was like that. And it was also the goal was to sell them off. And then the bricks and minifigs would get a percentage, and then they'd give the larger percentage back to Brian Manzell and his father. Yeah. Everybody's had it was co-signment. It was co-signment. Yeah. It was all thing. Right. So all of a sudden, Crystal Form and she would like later on a little while later,

she, I guess, according to Crystal Forman, she notified the corporate end that she or us been

“they were going to go, they might leave leaving the country and they thought about, could we sell our store?”

According to Crystal, she immediately was replaced. These guys show up. These two guys from corporate arrive and say, we're taking the store back, we're taking the locks, they change the locks, she's control all the inventory, which includes all of the unsolved Star Wars shit right sitting in there. Right. So they got these new guys. Two fuckers been in Brandon Best and Josh Johnson to Mormons. Right. They got me at the right shirt shorts. You know exactly what they're looking

at. Yeah. They got the they got a rifle. They got a shirt with a rifle on it with like from a maybe, not just not a brewery, they're Mormons. So they got one like maybe something from a

God knows. And so they go in there to straight up say, are they finally going like, okay,

“new management, we'd love to know about what do we do with this? Would we want to like”

re-op and find out what you guys have sold? What we're going to do? They said first of all, fuck you. That contract's not viable. Everything the store's ours, we might have about five grand worth of stuff for you somewhere in here. Then cuts to him, going through all these legal matters to try to be like, I have a contract that says that we're doing this. And this is a contract that says that this is, and that's my stuff. I have all of it fully inventoryed by the

fucking little scan number. It's all set. You can't lie to me. That is my stuff. That's me and my father stuff. Yeah. We have pictures of it. God, I when nerds get mad. I could so I could so sad. Sorry, because it's just like, it's just like us, right? And in the worst part about this now is the police are getting involved. So this all came to the attention. Well, it's good. No, so it came

attention to a little YouTube boy named reckless Ben. I have never, I don't know who this kid

is. I've never heard this before. I don't know what he does, but I ended up watching the full hour

“and a half special. He did on this. And it is, he did a fantastic job at this. This dude got”

involved and he said, I want to get you your leg goes back. So he's went hardcore in the pain. And this is when shit starts getting blowed up. So Ben starts inserting himself in the scenario to try to like go to the go to the franchise and try to work his way through. They immediately call the cops. So they also then, he doesn't understand that there. So they call the cops and the guys trying to get their shit back. Yes. And so the cops come and say they've issued a trespass warrant

on you. So we're going to kick you off the property and he's like, well, actually, I'm here. And you see the body cam footage. She's like, I'm here. This is the contract that I've signed. They have my material in here. I would love to sit and just have a conversation about what we're supposed to do here. And they literally, you're going to go to jail. You're going to go to jail right the fuck now. Like, couldn't care less. We're now seeing that the Mormon police, these are

Mormon police officers are coming to help this company. Keep these guys from get this money because Brits and many things in and recorded conversation straight up told Brian the Brian dude, listen, this is how this is going to go. You're going to sue us to try to get your shit back. You and your fucking father's precious little slave Leah jerk off material, right? You're

trying to get that back from us powerful Mormons. It's not going to fucking happen because if

you do, guess what we're going to do? We're going to sue you back. And then we're going to make it so long. We're going to take this out. Swing drag this out for fucking years. And we're going to bleed you fucking dry to the point where this lawsuit's going to cost you three times as much as you would ever have made from the Star Wars collection. See why this will drop in. And that's written. Is it that evidence? Yeah. No, it doesn't matter because the cops have to last to me.

The cops have to file a crime. So right now Brits and many things, this is a now it's blowing up. There's all things fucking blowing up because the reckless bend dude is going deeper and deeper and deeper. Because every time he goes to a level, he finds out in a new way they figured out because what they did was that they finally actually made a form of agreement to kind of settle whatever was going to happen and when they finally went to go have the meeting where they were going to sign

the contract to say, all right, this is a settlement. They should just shut the franchise. So then they just shut the franchise and they say, well, that's a franchise. It's got nothing to do with us. We're bricks and minifigs. You can't touch us. You know, bricks and minifigs. I mean,

talk about these. I guess maxifigs, right? These minifigs out here are doing incredible work, right?

So they decided to just like say we're franchise, which is what then they did. So they started pretending to be bricks and minifigs so that bricks and minifigs would sue them back.

“It's a whole long process. So right now, go follow the saga. That's what I would do because it's”

going back and forth. So right now, there's still no result. Well, bricks and minifigs has come out just said, everybody's wrong said that the lady that originally got rid of the franchise that they took over, they tried to say that she defaulted on payments. She's saying that that's not that's horseship. So this is stolen from her too. This is all about Mormon egotism. All of this is Mormons not wanting to be incorrect about a thing because what bricks and minifigs try to say

in the very beginning was that, oh, well, you made a contract with the franchisey. We don't do that. So you didn't, it doesn't matter. We can't do that. So it doesn't matter. And it's like, oh, but I have a contract in my hands. So does this exist or not? Is this a piece of fucking paper that I tinder or not? Is this a fucking gotter? Yeah, right? Because it's mad because you have to fucking go by the contract. But it's matter. They don't think it does matter because they

know better than us because they're fucking suck off God through fucking curtain every you fucking week and the police are corrupt. Of course they are. They are. They are. They are involved in it. Who the curb the police are Mormon. So they believe is this in Utah? This is all in Oregon. Oh, it's an Oregon. This is an Oregon, but it's still Mormons. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all Mormons into Mormon community and the cops are fighting for the

And all of this is about that's the thing that know it. Again, the truly, if you look at the material about this, there's not a single mention of the Mormon stuff anywhere, much like every other article about Mormon criminals that I think is fascinating because no one really wants to talk about why it's going down. The reason why they're even fighting for this to begin with

is because Mormons are always right and we are wrong. Man, so they're go fund me already.

Has 250,000. Oh, yeah. No, they're going to make a lot of money. And I'm also, and I'm not pumping a go fund because we don't really do that. But yeah, if you look at the material, I mean, like, well, if this is them, why not give up? I don't know, or just use this money to

“fight them. I think that's what you should do. I think that's what that is what they are doing.”

But just know it is, they're, Brits and Manifigs put out a statement. You can go to the website. They're, of course, they're not guilty until proven guilty. So we are obviously in that section, we're going to who knows. But I, I know they're liars back me. And I can see what I want. They're better than us. Well, yeah, they think that we're all going to die and go to hell,

and they're going to be dying. Go to heaven. We just had an incredible interview with Mormon

influence or X-Mormon influence or Alyssa Grenfell that was like talking about this idea of like the little silly things that they talk about, how they're $400 billion slush on is a rainy day. That's a rainy, I think it is too tripped from you, Mormons. You fucking evil Mormons. And just hoarding fucking money, stealing for people, just trying to collect legos with their foth. It is literally just because the purest thing, I think I could think of.

They have decided that it should be theirs and it should not belong to him. And obviously, they knew what to do with those Star Wars legos and those that father and son were wasting it by enjoying them. Oh, man. This YouTuber, he's generated over 10 million views talking about this situation and he ended up getting swatted because of all this. Oh, no, they're coming for him. They sued the Brickton, many fixes suit in him. Brickton, many fixes come in hard for reckless

ban. So again, he seems like a fine young man and I think he's doing a good job. And I think that if you're going to weaponize YouTube, I like this. Yeah, I like this. This is a good way to weaponize YouTube because we're going up against something bigger than just a lego selling company. This is about us versus God. And reckless Ben is going to beat God.

“That's what this is about. I hope so. Oh, well, here. There's another piece of shit in the news.”

Yay. This guy that we haven't talked about yet, which I'm very surprised of myself to be honest with you that we haven't brought this guy up. But he's back in the news again. And I'm going to say his name wrong. But his name is Igor Litvin Chuck. Oh, he more Litvin Chuck. I love this guy. He's from Covington, Washington. If you haven't noticed, he got in a lot of trouble for throwing a big old rock at a monk seal when he was in Maui. Now, I saw the video. He literally just sort of like,

like, I love how he pretends to have his side of the story. Yes. No, he's since developed aside in the story. But it like blew up in Hawaii. This guy is a gigantic piece of shit. He got caught on camera throwing this giant rock at a monk seal. He barely missed it, which is also the saddest thing in the world. I don't like the anybody also. It was bad name. Yeah. No, he's a piece of shit, but he almost. Yeah, no, it's really in the monk seal.

“Obviously, he's a protected is a protected endangered animal in Hawaii. He claims he thought it was”

a sea lion trying to attack a turtle. That is, that's his claim. But that claim also came out weeks later. After this video, he was caught on video that he told the woman who took the video. I have more, I have so many that I can take the fine. It doesn't matter because I'm rich. Yes. He just wanted to throw a thing at a aquatic mammal. So Hawaii took it amongst themselves. And one of the locals, you don't fuck around in Hawaii. I don't know if people

understand this are not Hawaii? You don't fucking around. Yeah, you don't fuck around Hawaii. You don't mess with the locals. You don't mess with the wildlife. They fucking some dude found his ass the next day and beat the living shit out of him. As he deserved camera. They couldn't

the guy who beat them that didn't see his face. So he was never caught. The sheriff said that

they're not looking for him too. And so then, you know, and so this guy, he goes back to Washington. And when he gets back to Washington, they fucking arrest him as soon as he gets there. You know, the guy said, "Shut?" Yeah. And he's going after an innocent animal that is literally just in its home. It's thought like it arrived on your fucking hotel room. It is in its home. Yes. And so now he is saying that his life has since been destroyed. Oh, no. Yes, there is.

Maybe it's because he threw a fucking rocket in a digital animal on camera. You fucking idiot.

Go, yeah, you fucking idiot. Yeah. You pick up the turtle. Yeah, so he...

“He picked up the turtle. It's slow. It's just a super slow if you want to pick it up and move”

it's a place that you see. But he was charged in violations of the Endangered Species Act in the Marine Mammal Protection Act. And they are critically endangered species among seals. Especially this one, this one, they all knew her name and they loved her. But he has pleaded not guilty in court. And if convicted, he faces a fine up to $50,000. And then also another $20,000 to find other than the Marine Mammal Protection Act. What's his name again? His name is Igor. Let's

enjoy Chuck. Igor, let's enjoy Chuck. Oh, yeah, Igor, let's enjoy Chuck. Hopefully you never

work again. Yeah, man. This guy fucking blows. He fucking did it for his ruin. Yeah, as it should be, because all you had to do is be like, oh my god, I'm drunk. I'm in a program. Oh my god, I'm, oh my god, I have a rage issue. I need to go to therapy. Oh my god, I'm just, oh my god, I don't know what I was thinking. Like, these are all just samples, guys. Oh, God, what, oh, I wish I could take it all back. Oh, man, I thought it was an ugly woman. But this is,

oh my god, like there's so many other things you could have said, if he just said he thought it was almost man, covered in kelp and he threw a rock at it, they would have plotted him. Yeah, he just went and if he just did that, but no, nobody has sympathy for you, dude.

You're fucked. No, no, he is fucked. And this is the exact thing we should be doing

to people like this. Shame is him. Shame him into poor, make him poor. And you know what, he probably is fine. And he probably is rich. And they're like, this is the fucking attitude that people who are too rich have when they go visit places. They go beautiful places to destroy them. They go to Hawaii and they think that just because they're on vacation, they could do whatever they want because they are on vacation and they have paid to go to Hawaii. Good on the national

oceanic and atmospheric administration who fought and sought to arrest him when he cut back to the

“Seattle area. Honestly, they could have killed it. It took it very seriously. Honestly, I hope that”

this guy gets the top fucking punishment and just like, you know what, beat his ass again. Dude, fuck up. He obviously has not learned his lesson. No. So I feel like he is going to unfortunately reoffend. I think he's going to do now especially that he's going to be so butt hurt after something like this. I can almost guarantee he's going to reoffend doing something just as obnoxious. And when he does, hopefully there'll be a group of people there to beat him again. Yeah, I hope he gets the

voice. Oh, you don't have to ever talk to him again. I think it's everything. Because you could see him becoming as he's like, I'm not owned. I'm not owned. Like you could see him just be like angry that he got caught and angry that everybody's coming down on him. And that will hopefully force him to do something that'll put him in real jail. When I look at a guy like this, I'm like, oh, there's no chance that anyone tells this guy, I love you. No one has ever been like,

no one loves this. I'm so glad you're here, Igor. Yeah. You know, he's never heard that. Oh, my

God, Igor. What would we do without you? You could keep mailing him shit. As they show. Yeah, yeah, no, he's getting harassed. Yeah, they literally mailing him shit. So, you know, I'm sure his address is on the internet somewhere. If people keep mailing him shit. Go get him. I'm going to say that. Go get him. I don't know. You said stuff. Yeah, no, I mean, well, you know, if you don't, it's fine, too. But, you know, if you do, who cares? Make sure it's gross.

Right. So we got, there's another fucking animal attack on this thing. This was one of those that's just more out of the movie. Have you seen the movie Equus? No. Have you ever seen it with them? What's his name? Not the fact guy from Harry Potter. What's his name? That was on the play. When Harry Potter showed Dong. Oh, yeah. I saw that play. I saw the little penis. You saw his penis. Yeah. How was it? British? Good. You know, it was a good play. It was very, um, it was, it was very

cool. The original. I wanted to see it myself. Oh, I'll show you a picture. Daniel Radcliffe's penis. Hallelujah. It's actually probably just on here. To be, yeah, people, I'm sure people suck some pictures. Daniel Radcliffe's penis. Thank you. Use it on. Yeah, I'm going to rent out here. Please.

“Got you. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. Safe searches off. And there is right there. Where is it?”

Yep. I don't see it. Yep, because it's far away. Oh, it's a good dog. That's a healthy dog. Why does he have to touch the horse? Why is he with the horse? Yeah, why is he with the horse? This is a different, in the movie Equus. So when the show splashed, moving, now we're just looking at his naked man. Now we're just looking at the frozen pictures. Those, you're adding to his penis and those, oh, why they do the butthole shot. Get this out of here.

Get this truck out of here. Why do you think over like that on stage? I love God. Harry Potter did this. Why did you show the audience to love Daniel Radcliffe? Get this out. I wish that every grown-up child star just shows their cock on stage. I just had five weeks of time. I did not

Equus in the play, Equus in the boy blinds a bunch of horses. It looks like Dobby. But he's still beat me, Master. It's so nice. It's just falling in the back. Is this what Danny committed suicide? Yes. It's literally yours. That's when he got circumcised. That's all they chopped up. It's too exciting. Yeah. I do love you. You're doing really well.

Yeah. I think it's going to be okay. Swiss Army man was incredible. We all liked it. Yeah.

So in Equus, this boy blinds a bunch of horses and then a whole thing's about his like relationship. His weird pseudo-relate sexual relationship. He has with these horses and the psychiatrists and blah blah blah. Right? It's hilarious. It's got my god laugh off-minute. When he pulled his pants down and he went, "No, there's a salt lick, Equus." That was the whole audience said it at once. It's like rock your picture show. Yeah, the tag line was name means name. Yeah.

That's disgusting. So this story is about a teenage girl who did something very similar. Now, this was an in a barrel race in La Vagas. La Vagas? No. I don't know what barrel racing is. Is that like a one of someone's on their hands and the other person's holding their feet?

That's a real barrel. I'm close. The horse is on the horse and you pull up a horse with

hooves and you drive it by its dick. Oh, run around barrel. Oh, they run around barrel,

“but he's a great. Yeah, that's why I mean it's better than the rodeo, I guess. I guess it's a part of the rodeo,”

probably. This teenager was apparently like super creepy. They have a name to her yet. But you was super creepy. A lot of the parents were saying we should remember Sarah. Tatiana. Tatiana Horstpreker. So Tatiana Horstpreker was over and over and over. She was walking around with the various competition. A lot of people said that Tatiana Horstpreker was not super good at barrel racing.

Yeah. And that she had apparently only finished for the qualifying match, like 23 at a 25.

And there was some talk about whether or not she did this as a way to sabotage the other horses.

So Tatiana went into the stables and stabbed three horses. You know, we don't know whether or not the horses were stabbed because if they were stabbed anywhere, but the trunk, they have to be killed. Really? Yes, because if they have any emerge, anything done to their extremities, I guess they have to just, I honestly, Eddie, I have no idea why we're broken leg. You got to kill a horse. Side stories, LPO TL at GML.com. Why are we killing these horses

so willing, Nilly? Can't there just be no leg to war gigantic and can take a stab? Can we not put a horse on a wheel chair knife that she is? I don't know. And I don't think you can put a horse on a wheel chair. That's a big wheel chair. But I'm saying there's got to be like, put a horse on a cart, right? Can't there be a horse on a cart? I think it's really hard. Can't horses just sit on their bellies? If a horse falls on you, you die.

But if a horse is on a bellie, and then you just flip it back and forth, then you just make sure it's on the even sides. We don't know whether or not the horses were what they were stabbed with, but they were stabbed. A lot of them, they say it's a knife. There's definitely a knife. Okay. So they were all stabbed and she did, then partially was just because she didn't want to

“race that day. And she was afraid that she was going to get wrapped. That's what she was going to”

get lapt by all the other people. But I could also be. She just plumb crazy. Yeah, she seems like a psychopath. Well, yeah, either way, it's not as real racking. If you stab a horse for no reason, you're a psychopath. Also, you know, I would say a reasonable response would be if you feel that you're not getting the results you want from your competitive sport, practice harder. Yes. Yeah. Also, I would say before you stab all the other horses, that's me only because I'm

super not into stabbing horses. Also, just getting there is the part of the price. Dude, you're there. You're a top 25. You could barrel race better than most people in America. There's thousands of buries. You have to be about that. You're in the top 25. You're not afraid it. This isn't an goal, oh, prison rodeo. You're fucking ambiguous. People pay tickets to see you. Are you a

“Spam your princess? Why do you need to be the queen of horses taught down a horse pricker?”

Even if you come in last, you're still a horse sparrow rider. Stay home. Well, you know what? Not anymore, though, because now that you stabbed these horses, you're officially on my naughty list. And I don't think you should be allowed to go back, but that's just me. I just won humble broadcasters, opinion, you know, and then maybe that's, maybe she just needs a timeout. Yeah. Well, she's joined the, you know, maybe they should

Don't think you're fucking so bad. No. So bad, dude. Did you see that guy do an anti-gravity push-ups?

No. There's one guy like held his hands and then he did like push-ups in mid-air and there and it's like, great. Now what? Yeah. What does that do for you? Nothing, right? Oh, man. I'm going to fucking die of a brain aneurysm from where all your fucking peptides. Oh, my god. I got a tiny update for

“everybody, just to scare everyone a little bit. Please. Screwworm. Remember the screwworm?”

The screwworm that was getting in the cattle and then we were buying the cattle and it was coming up at 3 a.m. Yeah. The screwworm is now at 30 miles south of the United States. She's back. It's not back as close. Yeah, yeah. It's coming out there. So they've noticed it down in a good for her, call the whole estate in Mexico. It's a 30 miles south of Texas. Blow up of the century. Yeah. Well, it comes to state side. Yeah. They founded it in some sheep. Travel Maxine.

Yeah. Actually, it's very interesting because they wrote, they said they found it in sheep and then they're also like, they also founded in a goat like animal, which I don't know about. What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? Like animal? Do you mean we can just say, you get about animals? Just say, just say goat or

“ram? I don't know. Like, when do you mean goat? Like, yeah, what the fuck are we talking about?”

Like, are you inventing animals? Yeah, screwworms. You have like a thing called like a mama tuba or like a, oh, it's called a, it's called a float. Yes, yes, it's a sloth goat. What the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, I mean, goat like, dude, fucking cook. I don't believe any of you're saying about these screwworms. If you don't know what the animal it was in, if you don't know what animal it is, you don't know what a screw worm is.

A goat or something. It's not a cat. Yeah. It's somewhere between a bison and a cat. It's somewhere between the two. It's goat life. It's goat life by meeting it has legs. Like a goat does, and it has eyes like a goat does. But that's really all I could compare it in that way, because it does. It has fins like a goat does it. Yeah. And wings like a goat does it. So they're worried about this outbreak getting too close to America. Obviously, because it wants to get

into the cattle. We're kind of fucked. The USDA estimates that a screw worm incursion could inflict

1.8 billion dollars in damage in the lone star state alone. That's crazy. That's crazy.

So, uh, screw me. That's crazy. I mean, I don't know man. This is going to be tough. Uh, maybe it's time to eat less beef. Honestly, I really hope that like the screw worm is a good time for all of us like sit back and be like, you know what, maybe we should uh follow Chick-fil-A's advice here, and uh eat more chicken. You know what I'll say? We'll just see how and how this all shakes out in 2028 when we see Buttigieg screw worm running for president United States America. And honestly,

I'm fine with the screw worm because the screw worm made it from the bottom. Now they're here. That's right. And that's such a huge get good work on your screw worm hustling. That's the

“hustle culture show and it's bringing you to America. And that's what we love about immigrants coming”

here. Yeah. When it's with the whole thing is it's like hard-working people make it America great game. And then, you know, and just, and so we've blocked all cattle imports from Mexico for a year. Done. Yeah. So that'll solve it. Hey, I don't know what we're talking about it. The product has been solved. Except, I think I'm sitting on the screw worm right now. We have really sad news. Is this more sad news? No, I think it's time. Oh, well, before I,

I want to give a little bit of good news, and then I'll get into the sad news. All right. It's a little bit of, you know, a little bit of good news. I think it's a good good. No, it is a screw worm. It is nice. But, um, an honor of our episode, we just recently had episode 666 come out. We're going to make a nail. That's like that. Anton Levay. And again, help, but think that we have a piece of, you know, it, I feel like it's, we do things on the show,

and then the week after things happen. And I don't know if we got anything to do with it or not, I'll get her out of the trash. I'll get her Pelican shutting down. We shut it down. Yeah. And now, that was us. And now, bus certainly not all the activists. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was us. Well, I know. I'm just saying, like, it's interesting. It is interesting. You can, but bus route 666 is now going back to hell. That's right. In Poland, there was a bus route that goes to a town called Hell,

each EL. And it was always bus route 666. But now, um, they changed it to bus route 669 because

everyone's scared. Yeah. Yeah. So some guy went in there and he said, you know, I wanted back to be 666. And they changed the back. Yeah. So 666 down goes back to hell. Shout out to Poland, shout out to hell,

Yeah. They're going to do a Poland there. You know, they're surprisingly better than us. Who's just a, on that one thing. Yes. And speaking of a highway to hell. My little segue. I just

“want to just say, Eddie, we've, we've obviously made a lot of fun here, but I think it's important”

for you to send. I lost to see us today. Poor girl. She finally passed away. I love to her with

all my hearts. She's such a good baby. And it was definitely to see time. We, um, we do have to set her to the back rooms. Can I honestly, would you say, great. Great. Great. Great pixels. He's putting on big shout out to King. Um, I can I ask. And I don't want to be, I want to be a sensitive as possible about this because I know it's, you're very sad. It's a lot. We did let them keep the vagina. Yes. Great. Great. Because they work so hard on it. Um, my other question is that dude,

did it have to be done with a silver bullet? Oh, like, did you have to remove her head and then put garlic in the head and burn the head separate? Well, we did what we did was we gave her the normal, you know, sedative and then we gave her the, the extra anesthesia that, you know, takes them out, eventually it stopped breathing. And then, until she was like, I like it. Give me more. Yeah. She's like, this is great. This is the first meal I've enjoyed at months. Yeah. She got

elected. Yeah. And so the doctors like, we don't usually have to do this, but then they fucking, they brought out the silver bullet. And then they, they shot her and then the craziest thing happened. She turned into a woman. They were like, well, like, what? It's just like all the said there's gold. It's just like, beautiful naked woman. Okay. Just like in the man, that's office. Yeah. Is that it? They're like, let's see. Wow. And then she turned in the dust. Well,

you, this hot naked woman in your house is holding all the fucking time. She's crying. Did you

“think it instantly jealous and then relieved? Yeah. I was one of those. Honestly. Thank you for”

this. And then Julie's like, forget what those breasts look like. You forget. Well, honestly, there was a long, it was a long journey with Tutsi. We had her for almost five years, four years, three months. It was honestly, you took amazing care of her. You know, the dog, you know, she was barely a dog for the last year, but she used the sweetest kindest baby. We took a wonderful nap yesterday. We like, I put it away. We went skin to fur. And we had a nice long

nap. And she got to see the Grand Canyon. She got to see the Grand Canyon. Which she was always

wanting to get to finish the Martin Scorsese documentary at Eugene before Julie. Yeah. Well, we've watched it together. Well, today. And then at the end, she's like, how much killers at the flower moon? I'm like, Tussi, I think that one's a little too long. Even to you. Yeah. I feel like it's a show of silence. She knows silence. She was there. She was during the film. Yeah. During the story and the original story. Yeah. She was there. She picked that priest and put him in

the ocean. She took the ocean, making the mountain safe. Do you know, Tutsi? You fucking fall real. Oh, yeah. But yeah, I love Tutsi. I love her so much. I cried way more than a big mansion cry yesterday. And I will see you on the other side. Oh, girl. And if there is a

“afterlife, you were already. Yeah, that's the thing. Well, I think she'd already been there. But we love”

you, Tutsi. I love you. This is your last piece of my mom. Oh, no, no, that's wrong. My mom. She's dead. Get out of here. But you're not your mother. She didn't belong to your mother, you know. Wow. Well, in a truly more important news, in an update to last week's question, I'm sorry about this guy. Oh, wait, before we move on, in honor, Tutsi's last wishes for for you to come to Phoenix this weekend. So I can sell out this show. If you love, if you

love Tutsi at all, you would come to the Desert Ridge Improv on Sunday and see me Amber and Julie perform live because like, you know, and she's like, please tell them to fly in. Tell them to come in from all parts of the world and celebrate. This is going to be Tutsi's funeral. It's real. He's bringing her body. Yeah, we're going to shoot her out of a can and at the end, which is what they like in Phoenix. That's the new one thing that you like is a dead dog there. It's something they laugh at.

You pulled out a dead dog. It's a clip. I just close it. Oh, all right. Take your picture.

That's good. Well, thankfully, it brings us to the most important topic of the day, which is

last week, I asked for, in very hastily, did not anything about it. In honor of Grogu, blowing himself throughout the entire movie, I asked for evidence that sucking your own dick is real.

rewarded something as much in a while. Only just because like, I'm as, I'm as open-minded San Francisco as you get, right? We have talented fans. I love, I love everybody. I am the most

fucking, like, truly. I'm down with women's lib. I am all about every kind of second and

“fucking. I think it's all great. But I, nothing has made me feel more like a Christian Senator”

than reading these emails. Because some of these, I'm just like, wow, I just didn't understand how big of a genre sucking your own dick is. How big of it is all pervasive against all gay porn? Yeah. How it's, it's not only common, but light, it's a fetish, and it happens all the time. And not only that, but I'd say solid 12% of our audience has done it, or can do it, or continues to do it. It's easier to do if you still have your foreskin. Apparently, it's like a

stroke. Because you suck on the top and you pull it in, like, it's like, like, you're real. Okay, so here we go. Let me just go through some of these emails. Okay.

Here we go. Where we go? Autoflatio. Oh, hoi. 31 year old highly flexible trans woman. Oh, hoi.

I've been able to self suck when I was younger, and I can confirm it's possible. Number, next one. Right? I'm going to share my personal experience. When I was a teenager, I discovered I was the right combination of flexible and skinny and often endowed enough to get about two inches into my own mouth. As soon as you're alluded to as much more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked, I can only really describe it as trying to tickle yourself. There was still

pleasure gained and that it's comfort of both being stretched and folded onto yourself. And having a penis in your mouth meant that there was no way I was ever going to get myself there. That said, I was a dumb teenager and I figured I would just need to give it a few tries so it wasn't a one-time thing. My usual method was laying on my back and then bringing my hips up to my face while keeping my shoulders a neck flat on the bed or floor. Another method was sitting on the edge of the

tub or similar and craming my upper body down. I tried it probably five or six times before I fully gave up and in retrospect I'm extremely thankful no one ever walked in on me. Someone said that here several driver's licensees are all these are all redacted and probably like 10 different redacted driver's licensees. People just sending in their driver's license but with all of the information blacked out just to prove that they're sending a driver's license. Here's how to do a

second-year-old dick. Just to say I'm a person that sucks its own dick here's my driver's license. I suck my own dick. Oh wow, so they want to be like on a government registry. And they're on, I sent a right, I sent a right to Steve Miller guys. So here's a here's a next this one's brutal. I dated a man who had osteogenesis imperfecta typically referred to as brittle bone disease by dumb bitches like me. This genetic disease affects your collagen production and causes your bones to

break super easily. This man had steel rods in both legs and at 26 had lost count of how many fractured he'd suffered after 200. Not including all the bones he'd broken during his own birth.

I make hell a suck in your own dick jokes and he'd always look a little embarrassed when I did.

Until about a month in dating when we finally said to me I can do that you know.

“I got way too excited. Immediately asked him a million questions about it. Not do it?”

I even asked him if he broke two ribs just be able to do it. But he somehow did not get that reference you know to real maybe. I also asked him does it feel like it your dick sucked it does it feel like sucking a dick. He quietly responded that it doesn't he just feel like sucking a dick. Anyway, I asked if I could see it because I'm of course because I want to see it and he said yes but I don't know if I didn't laugh. So I told him maybe it's not such a good idea after all.

Thinking about the idea of it right now is making me laugh. There's a way I wouldn't be able to witness it in front of him. So it didn't happen. I'm dumping you. You know what? You're weak. My hot ex co-worker in a pizza place was rumored to have done a solo porn research's own dick. I didn't believe it until I actually saw the video and it scarred me for life. He was lying in his back on a table and pretzel himself into a crazy position where he put his legs

over shoulders. I canceled our hangout and could look him in the eyes ever again.

“I think I only I don't know if he came because it ran away like 12 like right before he did it.”

All right, so here's another one. This is this one fucking also rock hair kind of video on of a cow sucking its own others. Hey, hey, that's fucking really fun. This one I really like. Let's have a look at you. Hey, you know, hey, hey, hey, hey, it's making me so milk. I wish I could honestly if milk came out of it, I'd be much more willing to suck my own dick. If straight up milk came out of my milk, it's a lot easier. But chocolate milk. I would someone get

semen. Yeah, so let's go to this week's side stories episode. I was compelled to share some

“personal experiences. I will admit as a young curious teen. I attempted to deflate myself,”

but was unsuccessful. Now for a lack of trying, I digress. Recently, I was overseas for work. Well, over there, I met a woman for what I thought would be a standard night out for drinks with no strings attached. That I was going well, but I should drink more. I began to learn more. Somehow, he had gotten on to the topic of sex. I wasn't complaining as the aspect was part of the reason we were meeting up in the first place. However, I quickly became self-aware about how

the nilla my sex life was when she began to detail some of her own experiences. She was a self-proglaimed muscle mommy and enjoyed dominating. Her MO was making dudes bust their nut into their own mouths. To do this, she could them all hoard up and before the oral sex on them. And when they're about to climax, she would hop off flip their legs up towards their head and proceed to jerk them off until they're left with no choice, but either spit or swallow their own poop.

Wow, her number up to that point had been four. And I sure has held it in plan on being the fifth.

We went our separate way. Oh, never do it to you. I never do things like that anymore.

“So what's that movie with the chick who kills the guys? Pretty young woman or something like that?”

They came out. Oh yeah, she didn't even do it. She didn't fucking do it, dude. Oh my god, remember, like we used to have a bit in our show that we do in JK Ultra that we had to cut for a Henry Wood suck his own dick. My bad, you hurt yourself pretending to do it. And we had to stop. I had to stop doing the dick. They legitimately hurt my back. It's hard to do. You're just pretending. You got injured. That wasn't even like hurt. It was injured.

Oh yeah, I was injured. I was really hurt. I had to go to the doctor. I had to get a court his own shot. Look at me. I'm great. All right. So that's all. This one last one about a bunch of 16 year olds convinced in a guy on Omeagall to set up a video from suck at his own dick. It's just, it's just a lot, man. What do you do in the 16 year olds of the predator? This is a problem, is that they are manipulating you. Don't just let any 16 year old tell you to suck your object on camera.

But I will say I learned a lot because I, you know, they someone that sent me the subreddit to

“and it's just it's amazing. Men are incredible. That's what I'll say. Determined. Men are”

simply the most incredible of us all. And if you really don't keep a woman at your life. Thank God,

I'm so thank you so much Rob for pulling up the book called Self-Suck Hotel by Ethan Haney. You don't need a hotel. Yeah, honestly, you could self-suck anywhere. I'm up paying to be self-sucked. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's it say? When he gets a hotel room for himself for a night, a college student, Dylan Turner plans to indulge in his favorite pastime, sucking his own dick. You can do that at home. You don't need a whole book. Yeah, dude. That's not a book. Yeah,

how long is that? It's just like a better be a leaflet, an inch. You know what? It's a two, the dick. Not one, one, two. It is. No one. I don't really like this author. Three, four stars, two, this is only a candle though. Yeah. So anyway, what's so you could jerk off of the work? Two stars, short, suck hotel. Yeah, that's versus Matt, how short it was and novel concept for me anyway. Yeah, because it didn't evolve. He said the concept didn't evolve. Yeah, yeah, that's the problem.

Is that? Well, if we start with self-sucking, where do we go after that? I actually felt that the man, the drifter from outside was kind of a hat on a self-suckin' dick for stars from Gilbert, O'Dell, Rio, oh my girth. Wow, very intense sex depicted in this lustful story. I was erectly entire time. So hot, sexy. Definitely recommend to my friends. Hey, Gilberto. Thanks for the recommendation. No more plea. Three people have an helpful memory.

That was his two friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was him and his two friends. Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, guys, we learned a lot today. And I just want to say, Eddie, thank you for sharing your vulnerability. Yeah, whatever. And I just love the fact that Eddie and I are too big to suck around dicks and laugh, even just the idea of Eddie and I try to suck around dicks, because even just in a playful funny way, I tried to do it and hurt me to the point where I had to go to the doctor.

I can't really touch my toes. Yeah, I just going to live the fact knowing I don't want to sell my own deck. I'm not even really that curious about it. But also thankfully, if I had to do, we do have to be done on purpose by I'm also mommy. And I do think at that point,

their own dick. They just got shot at to me. Anyone can eat their own cup. The lady forcing the penis into your mouth. Then the jerk and you off in your own mouth is like, oh, to me, it's just be hard coming back from that. I miss your touchy. Oh, baby girl, you're so good to

make. She never did that once. She never did that once. I'm going to bet you're on dot com,

slash, slash, slash podcast and watch. See Ed's grief. Yeah, over on Netflix. If you go on Netflix,

“you'll see Ed's open grief. You'll see it. Enjoy his grief. Honestly, revel in it. It's good to”

do with tack a clown when they're down. It's the best time to get a clown and go and help you on the left for all our social media needs and go over to YouTube for HX2. It is coming out. We're in the playoffs. The playoffs are out. Don, dude, we're fucking hitting the finals. Two episodes the finals. It's huge. Fucking ready to go. You are going. It's you versus my wife. I'm going to beat the

shit out of your wife. Also shout out to Tutsi who died on television in HX2 in the first season.

Amen. So we milked it all. We milked it all. We really did. But yeah, the HX2 is honestly,

“I don't know how else to promo this show. It's one of the funniest things I've ever done.”

Yes. It's one of the best editing things we've ever done. Yes. We have like editors from adult swim, sitting there, working on this thing, go and watch it for the whole second season. The whole first season is good. But the second season really fucking homes along. We're really good. You can burn

through the whole of you have binged the whole thing in the night. Get ready for the finals. It's like

everything. You don't have no idea what's coming. It's going to be so much fun, dude. Yes. You got to check it out over on the YouTube. It'll be in TV. So if there goes check out some place underneath

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have gotten got new videos as well. That's right, man. We got all kinds of shipbreder side is full on. Go to the brighter side LPN on YouTube. Subscribe. Follow it's a great way to watch Amber, Ashley and Julie and I have some fun. And then go see me on the road. I'm touring. I got lots of live stand-up shows coming up. I'm going to be in Bethlehem, PA, Newark. I just dropped a dated city winery with Kirsten Michelle Sills over at in Manhattan. That's going to be a lot of fun.

That's going to be in July 13th. And I'm going to be in DC, Denver. We got all the Plano. I'm down all over the places. Go ahead and check out when you can see me. Oh, and the Disney shows coming back. Deadman tells some tales. That's going to be a dynasty typewriter on August 16th as a way as to tell the D23 festival fuck itself. Yeah, but which I'm very excited about. So Dan's going to come back out to LA for that. And then Henry and I are going to be at the comedy store.

Yeah, I can't wait July 26th in the belly room. So get tickets for all that. It's going to be a lot of fun. It's all definitely going to be a super event. Yes. Well, you know, it's the comedy store. You give the people what got to be super event. That's going to come really to come for everybody. It's right folks. I love y'all and go suck yourself. Go suck yourself and hail to see. Hail Satan. Peace.