Kens Hiring A Robot Maid, CJs Embarrassing Purchase, & Bens Dangerous Road Trip

You guys just drove the whole way home with a blown-out tire.

I couldn't stop him if I wanted to. I didn't want to, but I couldn't have.

“I don't think I'm taking life serious enough,”

or me to be doing that stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you get in a robot, a house made robot? What's been doing here? I've been pooping.

I mean, you like to think at this point when he's been done because he's been in there for about 10. Well, it's about three minutes of pooping and seven minutes of scrolling. It's what I'm getting at. Is he running your program?

Can we just wait nine minutes? It doesn't run that program. How much scrolling do you do on the toilet, Ken? Mostly looking at my phone. Really?

So you're saying you're doing majority of damage. I don't know if that answered the question. How much scrolling do you do? I'm mostly looking at a little extra. If you get everything out, not have to go back twice, then go super quick, and then have to go back.

I'm sure Evan knows about this, but I think it is funny, like the thought of having to go back. It's just pretty impressive. Pretty high got to go. I got to go and then I went.

So I'm not going to go back. Have you ever thought about, like, just getting your gut checked for something that you... Well, I wouldn't even say there might be.

“There seems to be something that you're eating that is making you have to blow the toilet out a few times a day.”

Well, it's one we're doing all this like travel stuff and doing that. We haven't traveled in, like yesterday, we were out on the ice and we kind of, the diet was off. He clogged his lungs. He clogged his lungs. Yeah, he clogged his lungs.

Yeah, he clogged him. He had, he had, he had, he had, he had, he had. What? Nine on Crestibals, and but you blame it on the fish house? It's not part of my normal diet.

Yes, so he, he was a deliberate log jam as what we were calling it. It was pretty hard. So Ken requested, make sure you have on Crestibals for me in the ice house, because obviously, we weren't going to have a toilet and I picked up two boxes. I mean, right away, we were out there probably six, 30 Ken was was putting an on Crestibals out.

Well, absolutely. I don't want to like get to a point where it's like, okay, I got to go do this on the ice. It was very easy. You were eating them intentionally knowing that it would plug you up. Yeah.

It was very strategic. I don't know. I could appreciate it. I thought, wow, talk about being forward. Thank you forward, thinking.

My friends, Ben and Dalton had their first Chuck wagon.

Is that right? So what is a Chuck wagon? I've heard you've been talking about it. No clue what it is. It's like a baloney and cheese microwave sandwich at the gas station.

And what what makes a Chuck wagon? This is just the type of meat they just call it. It's like a couple meats and a couple different cheeses and their seeds on the bun. I don't know why they call it a Chuck wagon. How did you feel it was?

Because so Evan, for context to listen, love's gas station food more than more than normal. He would rather eat there than fine dining. I would say. Quick and convenient does the job.

And if you know the right things to get, you know, like certain gas stations have good Chuck wagons, other gas stations have good pizzas. You know, you just know what to get when you walk in the door. You're going to go out of your way to go to a quick trip because it's better. They don't have Chuck wagons at quick trip, but they got a hell of a rib sandwich.

Wow. So you know all those gas station food. What to get where? How do you feel on the Chuck wagon, Ben? Before we get to your thoughts,

welcome back to the Lifestyle from podcast. Good to have you guys here again. Thanks for coming. Thanks for having me. Yeah, thanks for having me.

We've just been sitting here talking for like 30 minutes. I don't know. We're waiting for you to get out of the toilet.

“That's how we got on the on the poop topic.”

Sorry about opening up. I don't know where we opened up, but I'm assuming at the poop topic. That's probably one of the better ones. But anyways, how do you feel on the Chuck wagon?

What is that? A gas station sandwich, Ben? Yeah, I was rolling like Evan yesterday. I was rolling on his diet. We got to the gas station.

He was like, grab one of those ham sandwiches. You know, the ones that are pre-made. Okay. You know, that come in like the little triangle. Yeah, run that might want to.

Okay, Chuck wagon sandwich. You're going to want that for breakfast. And he's like microwave right there. It's like this guy knows. So you microwave at the gas station.

Of course. It's like he knows the map out of of of gas. Fifteen seconds. Fifteen seconds. That could even been to before talk your strad on this about getting the warm ones.

You have to warm up versus the ones that already warm. I like this tech. Oh, yeah. It's like I'll just go to the fridge and grab one and warm it up myself. Because then it's like freshly warmed.

They sit on the little roller grill too long. You know, it could be a crusty bun or I don't know. You just don't know. You don't think that the ones sitting in the fridge are going to be soggy. More soggy than the ones that have been sitting in a little warm.

No, because they just take them out. Yeah, they sit and get like a soggy hard vibe. Yeah, they get more bricks.

Yeah, I'm never really had to deal with the soggy.

But yeah, it's more of the hard factor when the bread sits too long. Yeah, so, you know, I, I, okay, I'll grab this, grab this. And he's like microwave 50 seconds. Like 50 seconds. This is just easier to hit the 30 twice.

You know, get a minute. I'll just do that. No, 50 seconds right on. I ran it 60 seconds and it cooked. It cooked too much.

Really?

He's melted. Yep, I went. Shoulda gone. He was right. Yep.

“And then, you know, I proceed to grab a coffee.”

But it was like, one of the pre-made, you know, coffee dispensers where you just hit the French vanilla.

Okay. There's got like the different flavors. I run the French vanilla with Chino, brother. So I run the French for a French vanilla like by my choice. I made that decision for myself.

Oh, this is what I want. And that was the wrong one. I'm assuming. I get into the car. And he goes, what'd you get?

I go French vanilla. And he goes all of it. And I go, yeah, it's a lot of sugar. Yeah, it's a lot of sugar. Yeah.

And he goes, hmm. Shoulda gone half and half. Yeah. Are you saying? Are you run half coffee half French vanilla?

Yeah, it's too syrupy otherwise. It's too syrupy otherwise. It's too syrupy otherwise. And I take one sip and I go, yep, too sugary. Shoulda.

I shoulda asked. I shoulda asked. It's like, we pull up to a gas station. I'm going to just let this guy do the ordering. Tell the listener where it is that you learned.

I've been a construction worker and just running out of the gas station like constantly. You're working man, you're like a half hour lunch. You don't have much time.

“And it's like, you just hit the gas station.”

No, I didn't do that. I just wanted them to understand where they are. Yeah. Background knowledge. Yep.

Lots of traveling. A lot of traveling for where it can just, yeah.

There's always a gas station.

Yeah. So, you know, I mean, the viewers know this. Like, Evan is, he's, he's, he's rancid. Okay. The smells that come out of his body are horrendous.

They are not human. And there was three of us that ran Evan's diet yesterday. Yeah, Dalton was saying he had terrible gas. Oh, it was unbelievable. Does anyone was unbelievable, right?

So there was three of us together all run on the same diet. And it was, it was the smelliest vehicle in existence. In existence. It was, it was, it was so bad that the windows had to cause, it was freezing. But the windows had to constantly be cracked.

So I was like, the heat had to be turned up more to get more heat in. Because so much he was leaving. There was no insulation in the vehicle either. But it was, it was like, if they weren't cracked, we were just sitting there basking in it. And then after like four hours of it, we started hallucinating. Oh, no.

It got, it got to the point. It might have been a, it might have been a mix of like the, the gas station gas coming out of the bodies. And then maybe a little bit of like carbon dioxide from his tubes. Well, I was against it from the vehicle. Well, that'd be carbon monoxide carbon.

What the hell is carbon dioxide? That's what it would be.

It would be his gas, his tubes.

Okay. So carbon monoxide. You were breathing both. Are they breathing both? Is there any context to this?

They were going to be fish out. Are we, are we on track? Is this too early to lay out? I think we'll lay out in this. Is not who won?

Yeah. Right. Or how big a fish you caught up with. How big yeah. And stuff like that, but like the behind the stuff that's probably not going to end up in the video.

I assume Evan's two time going to end up in the video. Or are they? No, they're in it. They couldn't even, we couldn't film around it. Really.

So it was like every, every, yeah, it was literally like every two minutes. So are we going to give any context to a listener? We just got back from filming a cheap versus expensive mobile ice house fishing video. Yeah, a little different. Evan and Ben were on the same team.

Very confined space. And it's my race.

“You know, that's why it was two to four.”

We're not going to say who was in the cheap one. We're not going to say who was in the expense of one. But anyways, they were in a confined space together with just Dalton. And I mean, you guys were really good. Yeah.

Things got weird. Honestly, things they get weird. So I know one of Evan's favorite gas station items is the egg salad and or devil eggs. They were eating devil eggs. Hard boyly.

Hard boyly. Hard boyly. No, I've actually, I don't think I've had an egg salad sandwich since the houseboat experience. Really?

Yeah. Yeah. It wasn't the egg salad. I was. No.

It was oyster. I was just sick. And this happened to me when I was a kid. I had a G.R.D.A like the water thing we get really sick. And you catch that from unintentionally drinking lake water.

No, not like spirit. Just like a fourth of July weekend or whatever. But either way, I got violently ill. But the last big meal I ate. I had sucked down like three hot dogs.

So that was like, I related hot dogs to six. So I went like five, ten years. I could not, you know, hot dog. But now I'm a little bit on the egg salad. Wow.

With that, which sucks because I love egg salad. It's good. Just for the part of it. How do you feel on devil things? Oh, those are dev.

I love. I love devil things. Especially you got to have a little pepperic on there. Yeah. Maybe go crazy with bacon bits.

It's good. Amazing. Yeah. Mine was chilly for a long time. I got sick off of chilly.

Like I was in a restaurant. And I projectile vomit and chilly all over. Yeah. There's crazy actually. Yeah.

Kind of traumatic honest. It was. So I went a while without eating. Mine was raspberry smear and off. Oh, my.

Oh, my. Mine was Ron Diaz. Oh. I still can't. I can't even be downwind from around.

Never.

What was that Edward Ron hands?

Yeah. Oh, she's insane.

“I didn't exist until we made it a little thing.”

Well, because I don't existed for one night for one night. By for good reason, but Jake and I took well obviously you have a bunch of empty bottles in your college apartment on your split it up high. So we took an empty one down. And then we took a fresh bottle duct taped it to my hand and then poured half of it into Jake's bottle. And then duct taped that to his hand.

We just walked around the party with a bottle of Ron duct taped. That is one set of lethal. And then one half both of us. It was died. You guys did.

We were the life of the party until about the bottom of the label. And then neither of us were a fun time. That was bound to happen. So that's what you do in college. Yep.

That's what you learn. In college. My name is also a ice hole plum where. Oh, yeah. I had a traumatic ice hole plum experience.

I know we're talking about alcohol. That kind of happened to you with vapes to a Jake. Yeah. He had a big box. That's probably one of the best things that ever happened to you.

He just took him gay. We thought it was so funny and fun. And we were just passing around doing big clouds.

And then you got really sick and never vape again.

And that was years ago. I think I was just like a young impressionable kid. Yeah. And I was ripping the vape. And maybe it was one of the one of you guys that was like,

Yeah. Yeah. If you do it like more, you can get bigger cloud. Bigger cloud. But we weren't.

Yeah. Yeah. And normally if you're trying to do that in an end, it's so bad. It ended so bad where I just,

I got a insane head buzz. It was like, Oh, this isn't good. Started throwing up. And then I was like, Oh, yeah. I don't think I like vapes.

And then I, I haven't smoked vapes. Maybe there is some truth to the, you know, like if your dad caught you smoke in and then he'd make you smoke a whole pack. And then he'd presumably get sick. Maybe there is a little truth to that.

200 or something is a bad thing. Yeah. So I mean. I don't imagine making like your 16 year old sitting there while I changed smoke cigarettes.

“That's what some parents did back in the day.”

You'd be looking at like a fake. If they caught their like child sneaking cigarettes, they'd make them smoke the whole pack. And then you'd get sick because like, they're not obviously not a avid smokeer at that point in your life.

And then it'd make you not like it. Like dude, when I, I tried grizzly winner green chew in the ninth grade through up all over the hockey parking lot. It never was a chewer.

I mean, it was like, you know,

there's a great way of basically never being interested in again.

It's the same thing like you're saying about hot dogs. You can't do it, but I'm glad I bones back though. Yeah, that'd be a shame not being on the hot dogs and being friends with this guy, Mike. I think that's like the biggest thing about alcohol.

It's like, it's almost just built in to make it less addictive more than it already is of like, there's got to be some drawbacks to this product, right? It can't be perfect. It can't be perfect.

Well, what if we make people violently hung over the next day? I don't think they intentionally. I know that, but I know we've got to hang over that. It's like the only thing I guess that reminds you. Oh, yeah.

This isn't. This is bad.

“Yeah, this isn't a good idea all the time.”

What goes up must come down. But alcohol's so a part of like society. Like you don't think anything of it. You know, yeah, I was going to say for the most part, we're lucky that it doesn't necessarily taste good.

And I'm talking in its raw form. But then I was like, but beer is pretty damn good. Moscow meals pretty, yeah, and Margarita, Margarita. Everybody listening to this on Tuesday morning. Traveler is like, fuck.

I was laughing pretty hard when we were doing our fishing challenge because I stayed up a little too late the night before and we had to be up at 5.15ish. I stayed at the late morning bite. Yeah, I was just like, there's no way I wake up at the time.

So I just stayed. How many hours? How many hours of sleep are we working with? Zero. Zero.

Zero. That's not staying up too late. That's staying up. I told him that's a terrible idea. I was working on the brunt promo and then come, you know,

midnight, I sent it off at 2.30 and I'm like, I can't, I'm not going to build a wake up. So I just stayed up. And so then it was like 7.30 a.m. And since I just drink an abears,

I just started cracking an abears. And it was the weirdest feeling ever. I was wondering that too. I was like, yeah, it just seems like a weird thing. I started drinking that early, like normally drinking coffee.

But like, or if you were hung over, but you're not hung over. I already got my caffeine in me at about six. Yeah, it was just funny. I was like drinking an abears at legit 7.30 in the morning. But to me, it felt like, I don't know what time it took.

I just thought you were getting into the fishing mood. I mean, Ken was drinking. I mean, I started the day with Mamosa. And I just let him in. Yeah, you did.

No, you didn't. You did not. You drank one Mamosa. And then a two. Plus just the rest of the champagne bottle.

And then I just beer and then you have a beer again until like 4 p.m. I got to say whatever the fuck Ken was doing. It wasn't catching. We can talk about that.

6 p.m. Yeah.

No, it was like five or four.

Did you? We've been on the ice for 12 hours. Did you have a, a whole drilled? Yes, every stop. I had a whole drilled.

We had it. I had a whole and a poll. I had bait on the on the line. And then the fish I caught. I thought I felt something.

So I started really in up.

“And I was like, oh, there's not enough resistance.”

I didn't, you know, I didn't catch anything. So just let it go back down. Eventually, we were like, real in the lines up to move to the next spot. And I was like, hold the shit. I actually got a fish on here.

Yeah, me and bad. You want something that I don't know how well it got caught on camera. But Ken was telling me everything. What to do from the moment we got out on the ice. And then it's, you know, six o'clock at night.

I'm like, Ken, you haven't caught even a fish yet. And you were saying, you're telling me what to do. The whole dirt. I got the most fish out there. I'm just going to say that.

I know some things to get me in trouble. I don't know enough to actually catch it. Get the fuck are you going to get in trouble in fishing? Like, with a new track. I know.

Get you a trouble. Why would you tell CJ that? I was like, okay. I know you want to be like on this kind of zone in this area. This depth.

And then I don't know what I'm doing. But like, you know that. Now that is why we are split up between Evan and Ken. He was like, maybe that's what I mean. That's pretty accurate as to what we assumed was going to happen.

Everyone's always going to catch fish.

Ken was not. I did learn a lot by having a fish out. Because I just. Oh, yeah. Did you learn anything about fishing?

Not fishing itself. I just knew the spot. I dropped a spot and then Gavin was like, oh, you're in a terrible spot.

“You need to move about 15 feet this way.”

We're on this break over here and blah, blah, blah. I was like, oh, okay. See it picked up a fish. I did. And then I think there are a few things there.

I will say this fished on the channel. I don't know. Call it. I have full of times five times fishing is hard. Yeah.

It is. And I'll second that the sea boys are very bad at it. But dude, even yesterday, like we were putting in. We were we were on the the best lake that you can fish on. We were grinding.

We were grinding. We were drilling holes and we were moving and trying to find them. We were couldn't not find them. To be able to, we were finding them. They were just small.

Yeah, pretty much every. Yeah. They were small or they weren't biting and we didn't know why. Like there was like so many things. So my cousin who lives there was like, this is the worst.

Fishing day. I've ever had. And he did that. It was because of the weather. It was like pressure changes was making.

He would take. There's a full moon or something with the moon. Yeah. Yeah. Full moon and a storm coming.

Like these are two things that usually get the fish to bite. Oh, but you did. He did. Whoa. He prefaced with.

It is not the past week. Has not been good. But hopefully because of the full moon and the weather moving in. Maybe that'll cause things to change. Which big bite was what it was.

There's a maybe. I think we're so used to it though. Like we're so used to just not catching like big fish. I'm not fish. Well, I'm just kidding.

I'll reset that. I'm used to that. So he was like, this is insane. Like we normally have like 20 massive fish. He was like, this is not normal.

And I was like, oh, really? Because this is like every single time I've ever gone fishing. Like this is normal for me. I mean, just have rough luck. And I mean, we don't put a lot of time into it.

You know, after so many times doing it, somebody's got to snag something.

“Yeah, you would think, but I told him I was like, dude, honestly, I don't care.”

Like this is the most fun I've had in a really long time. It's just so fun. Like we're not doing really anything besides for just like hanging up. The amount of laughs that we had. I don't know when the last time that we've laughed for like 15 hours continuously.

Like the whole time. That's what I was saying. It was a combination of like delirium. Yes, but all the fumes that we were inhaling in there. From a combination of different things.

And it just. I'm excited to watch you guys aside of it. Like obviously, I know mine. And I heard some stories about the gas station. And what was it to do with the guy with Dalton?

But like, I'm very excited to hear what happened. Happened on your side of the fishing. I'm actually excited to watch it. But actually, what I'm up with. We were in the gas station.

And there is this old man. You purchased it. We were at the gas station twice actually because we forgot to get gas. We were so concerned about the sandwiches that we went to the gas station and got the food. And then got to the lake and realized we had an empty gas.

So we had to go immediately back. We got back. But you know, don't just like this young boy prancing around and shit.

You never know what he's going to be dancing.

Yeah, you never seen a guy like that up and bought it over price trousers on him. Yeah, he's wearing these over price trousers. And is whatever personality in my boots for some reason.

And the old man in there had never seen such a young boy looking the way that he did apparently.

And I was checking out. And he goes, is that your boy? I can't hear like define my look over it. And he looks over and goes, can I run him? What?

No. What do you mean, run him? I don't believe that. Like runny? Probably beat him up.

Yeah. For looking like that walking around there. It's just prancing around.

“Playing with a little microwave and his fucking vitals, right?”

I said, you can't run him. He said, he's a nice boy. Oh, wow. So he was kind of. I don't believe that.

I mean, he might have been talking about the check out. He might have been talking about other things. He might never know. Can I run him? Like run him through the checkout or maybe he has like a ringer.

Or the ringer. Or he's a racer. He wants a racer.

What a crazy thing to do.

Maybe it was just a good old fashioned foot race. I don't know. Yeah. No, he didn't say that. But I don't know.

Oh. That's way about there. Right. Yeah. I was maybe going to just let it slide.

Oh, you might have an actual life that he doesn't want people. No. But he did get after that young kid that was working the register. Yeah. There was like this young kid working the register.

“And he was he was ringing everything up with his big a lot of stuff.”

Like 30 items. A lot of stuff. Nothing had like a barcode on it. So he had to do it all by hand. You know, everything had a price on it.

So he's typing everything in and we're standing there. He's going through everything. And this is just, I don't know, younger, younger guy.

Run running everything in and the old man.

There wasn't old man standing there. Who must've been the owner. And he's kind of like leaned up. He'd stand up. Then he'd sit down in his chair.

And he stands up. And he goes, "Did you get the sandwich?" The guy's like, "Well, I'm working on it. He's halfway through." 40 items.

There's 20 other things that I'm getting through here. You could tell that this guy, it's what seemed like to me was very clearly a micro manager of like... You micro manager fucking cashier. Yeah, making sure that he was bringing everything up properly.

Wow. I was assuming he was a new hire. Must've been. But I got out and I looked at Dalton and was like, "Don't get mad at me for micro managing you."

“That guy, that guy didn't even trust him to ring up a sandwich.”

We were chuckling about it in the car. Man. And then we were leaving the town and we had this gas station. Who's your whole trip fucking gas station? Actually we went to Vegas for a while over again.

Our fans. Our fancy meal was Taco Bell. Oh my god. And so we're leaving. And we're leaving at midnight.

So I got to go and get a coffee because I was driving. And we're leaving in the middle of a snowstorm. I was like, "Oh, this is going to be so brutal. We're getting home at like 5am." And so I go in and I'm trying to get a coffee.

Once again, they got like the different coffee machines with the pre-made coffee, right? And usually they just have the coffee cups right next to the coffee machines, right? I'm looking around this gas station.

I can't find a coffee cup. All they had was just like the clear ones for like ice coffee. There's this worker. And I'm like, "Hey, I'm looking for a coffee cup." And he looks at me.

Like a traveling coffee cup. And I was like, "No." No. No, like a stationary. It was like a coffee cup.

He's like, "Oh, like a ceramic cup." Yeah, I was wondering. And I was like, "No." No. No.

A coffee cup. And he's like looking at me. Like I'm dumb. And I'm looking at him. Like he's dumb.

And then we walk over. And he proceeds to like put his hand on there. I'm like, "Oh, how did I miss this?" And he pulls out a traveling mug. And I'm like, "No."

Just the cheap one. A coffee cup. No. And he kind of looks at me confused. And this guy was like, "Fully American."

But I'm like, "Look at him." He must not speak the same language as me. So I go to the coffee machine. And there's like a little cup logo on the back of the coffee machines. That is, you know, it's right in line with where you fill it up.

And I point at it and I go, "Coffee cups." And bro, mind you. I understand what's going on. And I can, I'm like a few steps back. I can see the coffee cups are next to like the creamer and the sugar and the mixers and the

lids. Everything's right there. So I see what's going on. And so balls deep into this situation. I'm just standing back.

And then, I'm just trying not to crack up laughing. I don't want to intervene. But yeah, when you drop the, you're pointing the machine. I'm pointing that machine. I'm like, "Coffee cup."

And I'm like, like, giving hand signals to try and show what I'm saying. Two people turned around. And this guy is looking at me. Like, "I'm the dumbest human I'm planet Earth." And I'm looking at him.

Like, "Holy shit."

And he looks at me. He looks at me. No, so he looks at me. He looks at me. And he goes, "This?"

And he points at the coffee cups.

And I'm like, "Yeah, those all work. They're coffee cups." They're exactly what I was looking at. I was like, "Hey, there's one soon."

“No, they looked like, like, if you go to subway and you get like a fountain cup.”

He could see him. And essentially, they were like, there were some cheap ass coffee cups where they looked like more like fountain soda cups. They were the standard, circle K coffee cup that they run everywhere. Wow, that was so cool.

I was going to go to 1992. I don't have an image or an every single gas station in the Midwest. At any point, did you say Styrofoam? No, because I'm not looking, I wasn't looking for like Styrofoam cups. I'd love to do that.

That's what they made on a story. I might be cardboard, but pull it apart. I was just got a little insulation on the outside. That's what I was looking for.

You know, like, I can just imagine you went home and I go, "Honey,

I'm at the Thomas kid today." He looked, you know, like, maybe he'd be okay. That probably happens. He was with friends. I was just that guy.

Hey, Ben. Tell him about the spoons. And now we have to park across the street. Jesus Christ is your wife. You guys might have had carbon monoxide poison.

I can't do it. So, so. There's my still having.

“I truly think that you guys cannot be left alone.”

Like, there is, there's people in this group that, like, can. When we are in an airport, can keeps us alive. Dude, that's our only job. We may have been dysfunctional, but we had the best time. Right.

It was like, we were let out of the, all my house and went to go get ice. All right. So, so he, he points me to the coffee cups. And I'm like, "Fine, those are work." Great.

No damn well. That's what I was looking for.

I just didn't see him the first time.

And, uh, so I grabbed him. I felt my coffee. And, uh, I'm looking over. And Dalton and Evan. Or, like, hiding beyond it.

Well, I should say Dalton's hiding beyond it. And then gets off of his TV tone. Because they were, like, so uncomfortable watching this whole coffee cup and counter go down. That they were, like, they didn't want to claim me. So much, so that, like, Evan just checked out himself and he hits the road.

And so, I'm walking around with then Dalton at this point. And, uh, I get a parfait. Looking for some snacks. And, uh, I grabbed a fucking spoon. Because you knew where they were.

I grabbed a spoon. I knew where this spoon was. I'll show him.

“And, you know, I check out and I'm walking out.”

I start laughing. I just go fucking coffee cup. And at this point, Dalton and Evan started laughing. Because they were like, "That was insane." I was like, "Yeah, I don't know what that was."

You guys definitely lost brain cells up there. And then I just looked at him. So then we proceeded to get in the coffee. Well, though, but we needed diesel. That station in, so we, like, pull up.

They don't have diesel. We have to leave. Go to the gas station across the street. That's close to get diesel. Walk across the road in a blizzard.

Go through this whole scenario. Now, walk back to the other gas station. Get in the truck. That's not where we are. Holy shit, we spent so much time in gas station.

So we get in the car. We're just dying laughing about this whole coffee cup. And in the process of that, I lose my spoon. Is this a fucking prank? Yeah, is this a prank?

We're all sitting here just like, "You guys are just dying." I lose my spoon. And then it's like spoon gate where we can't find the spoon. We're like, "What the hell happened to this spoon?" I'm looking through everything.

I'm like, "I don't know, I just had it." So I have to go back into that gas station. I have to go back into the gas station that I just looked like a total idiot. Oh, this guy again. What are you going in?

What are you going in? What are you going in? What are you going in? That's why I walk in. I just ignore the people.

I just walk straight up, grab another spoon. They walk out without making eye contact. Holy fuck, this is like, they're going to be talking about me for a while. After what just happened in here, that happens all a lot of place. He probably thought that he probably wanted to share that parfait with his body.

Well, the original spoon was in the cup holder with the parfait the whole time. Even better. It was very dark. He was a black spoon. You couldn't see it. The fact that you guys made it all the way home alive is astonishing.

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In the whole, in the whole cup ordeal of us laughing about this cup incident, well the fucking diesel pumps shot off at a hundred bucks. I didn't check to see, I just figured it was done filling up. And so we're buzzing and we're rolling back roads to try and get home just like quicker. And also it was snowing so hard.

I'm just trying to keep this thing on the road working with the brain cells that I had. And we were running like such back roads that we didn't have gas stations until we realized that we were like running low on fuel because we were so far away. So far away. So I was just solely worried about getting to a gas station. And then my God, of course you were.

Oh, of course, all you could fucking think about was a gas station. Just put a tour of the gas stations of Roman soda. It's all you did. Oh, the gas station, my mouth. Was Evan pretty scared?

Yes, he was. He was not like running out.

“Oh, I got you can't freaking out in the back. You was like, who do you think we can call?”

Well, I'm like, I'm trying to think ahead in the morning. We AM like, how are we going to get these? So like I'm trying to get the wheels rolling rather than just be dead on the side of the road. Well, not dead. Hopefully just out of gas.

Oh, I was like, I think I think we'll make it. And he's like, well, what if we don't who are we going to call? I'm like, I don't know. We can probably call Gab. I bet he'd answer.

Well, how long do you think we're going to be sitting on the side of the road? I don't know. 45 minutes.

Well, fuck. Who else could we call? Oh, my god. Yeah.

So we were thankfully made it.

And we didn't realize that there was a blown tire on the trailer. There's four tires on the trailer. One of them blew. And the whole trailer was covered in ice and snow.

“And I think that was maybe covering it up.”

Yeah. Well, it was airs were covered in ice and snow. No. I don't know if it's just our rig. Our rig of snow.

Our rig was slightly too wide for the trailer. Especially when it was loaded Caddy Wampus. Because I did this once with the skid steer, where if the item on the trailer touches the fender, the fender touches the tire.

Yeah. And we loaded it up. And I gave a quick inspection. I went, ooh, that's pretty close. But I'm assuming it just shifted ever so slightly.

Yeah. I mean, there was just so much shit going on. And it was also 4/30 in the morning. And we were just trying to get home. Well, that video drops this week.

So that's something for the viewer to look forward to. Well, pretty much everything we just explained was off camera behind the scenes. Not supposed to be funny or entertaining at all.

And it just so happened to be the highlight of our trip.

Yeah. Well, podcast makes a great time to talk about it. I can't lie. We moderately enjoyed it at best. But I was having a hard time following.

I was still funny. Oh, the story. I think you're talking about your experience. Oh, that, too. Mike didn't have fun.

He wanted to be on your guy. I really don't want it. I don't want it to come across as mean. We had a good time.

“We just probably didn't have as much fun as you.”

We had a good time. Well, we missed you Mike. We did things in honor of you. I'm so versed in. I'm writing.

I'm usually stuck on like the shitty, the old version. Like I'm pretty versed in what it takes to like have a good time on that. You know, like whenever we do that. You do always challenge. I usually do.

So I just in my head came into it thinking that. Yeah. Mike's just said that CJ about brots for lunch and not hot dogs. Bro, can I? I brought brots.

And then CJ's like, run hot dogs for you.

Hey, by the way, my hot dogs hot dogs. And I open the bag and they're brought. So I'm like, what is this? What is going on? I guess they weren't hot dogs.

I mean, sure. Sure. But it just makes no sense. And then the brots that I brought were shitty. I probably should have just brought hot dogs.

CJ bought $5 stakes that were gas. I didn't even know they could make stakes that were five bucks that were good. So that was a part of cheaper than yours. Gas station food. It's hard.

I mean, that truck wagon was $5.99. Yeah. There were cheaper than yours. And I need to. The stakes we had were good.

We ripped some fortnight. That was fun. Watching Ryan just in his element playing fortnight. We were zooming around checking holes too. But we caught quite a bit of fish.

We did. It was good time. So do it. You have to. This split up, dividing conquer style of video is so much fun.

Every single time. Like, it's like, it's my favorite form of video to film. When we break into teams and then it's your team again. See you there. Yeah.

Love it. Yeah. It's so much fun. Play little mind games here and there. Oh, yeah.

Maybe maybe a little bit. You don't play mind games, Ken. You just call and hang up. Well, Ben Ben was clearly playing mind games with his little fidget clicker. Like, it's your mind.

It's been a little bigger. I mean, he was like, oh, there's no way those guys caught that many fish. He was counting how many sandwiches you ate.

“How many gas stations stopped you guys had in your bag?”

See that? Seventeen. So what's in the bag, Siege? Oh, the big. I came bearing gifts, actually.

Rolex is, let's go. We're not going to open them all at the same time. The box is look pretty fancy. Is it safe to shake you? Like the Christmas deal you, I can try to guess?

Ken, I should. I'm not going to break it. Let's start with Ben. No way. Will you be my best man?

Ben? Hey, let's go. Actually, you guys can all just open at the same time. It'll be good. It'll be good.

Bro. Well, you be my groom's man and it's a boy. A knife. Oh. And a giant cigarette.

Segar. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm a flower boy. Let's go, Ken. Segar, no, there's a knife in there too, Ken.

I got knives for everyone. Bro, that's cool. Hey, of course, dog. Thank you. Yes, Siege.

I will get drunk at your wedding. Everyone snap your knives. I can't snap mine. Yo, check out everyone's knives. I can't snap mine.

Mine won't even open. Oh, no, you have to press mine. It's kind of a home or Simpson. It's locked. Yeah, I got you the donut one, Mike.

Or it was fun. I got everyone personalized knives. You got to bench me a bit. Yours is automatic. Boom.

Appreciate you, guys. Yeah, dude. This is dope. Thanks, Siege. Ken.

What do you think? I'll be your flower boy. You will. Thank you, bro. Appreciate that.

I think that'll be beautiful. I'll let picture of us riding quad today. Not as much a jiff pressure being the flower boy

I know.

I wanted you to be that, but you didn't want to do that.

Let's see here's Ken. Oh, snap. I think you just don't want to snap it. [laughter] What?

[laughter]

“Was this all employed just to get us all our own knives?”

Yeah, so we don't steal yours. Yeah, we don't steal yours. It was pretty fun shopping for knives. I made you buy for me. Ken's might be small, but it's pretty sharp.

[laughter] That's what we want here, Ken. I'm sorry. You know, that's pretty sharp. Straight up though.

I actually, I'm sorry. The Evan and Ken Alex just doesn't have enough friends. So like you got to get drunk. You got to throw the flowers. It works.

I'm still. I've only got to say is your invitation for Evan. He got to be careful with. Yeah. How drunk.

So I can the flower boy. It's a given. It's a given, but.

Well, he hears said get drunk at his wedding.

I got drunk before Mike's wedding. So I'll wait. If you wait, he should be good. Which I'm good for at least six hours. Get lightly buzzed before and then fully drunk at the wedding.

No, I'll roll up. Yeah. I'm just bummed, Ken. I didn't want you to have to be the flower boy. I wanted you to be the ordained person.

But you didn't want to do it. You didn't want to be, run the officiate the wedding. I just think you would mean a lot more for someone to recognize what they're doing. Because I don't know what I'm doing for that. Well, you don't know how to fish, but you're given everyone instruction.

Well, I do enough to slightly know what to do. Just not fully know what to do for that. And you could have learned. You got ten months, bro. True.

We're kind of, I'll be the flower boy though. Everyone snap your knives real quick. Just, there's some good action on all these knives. Like, I mean, I, I really like, Okay, yours is kind of stuck, Ken, but you're supposed to be nicer.

It's not the biggest knife, but you'll know how to use it. Well, you just got a, you got to know to snap it. It's pretty bad. You actually had, I got nervous. There we go.

So it was super fun for me.

Because I love knives, obviously, it's my new thing. And you know, Mike got, he gave everyone shoes. You give it a good sense. Yeah, shoes, knives. I am so sorry, CJ.

It was not on the last podcast where you kind of got called out in the comments for it. But you really should just say knives. Knives. I'm sorry. Sorry.

“That's how you do it when I just get you a gift.”

Do you like that? I got the squad a bunch of knives. No. Knives. I got them knives.

Anyways. Yeah, Ben. No, yours is kind of actually weak. Because it's a bench made. This is supposedly like the nicest knife everyone.

And I custom made that red with the dot and the bronze thing for you. And I get it. And I'm like, what the fuck this thing's like, kind of shitty. Like, why is it not snap? So I'm sorry.

I don't know what what the deal is. Look at, that's what I was about to say is that we're almost in a world where the better the knife snaps, the better. It is. The better it is.

Because most importantly, life is probably the most expensive one here. It's actually not Mike. That's not the most expensive knife. It's the donut, isn't it? Ken's is.

And Ken, that isn't your actual knife. Oh. He's got another box. So I was thinking to myself, I'm like, big Ken. He's a big guy.

You know, we go way back. He needs a lot more and a little pocket nice. You know? I'd have to agree. There's no way.

A Japanese samurai sword. A Japanese samurai sword. A Japanese samurai sword. That's awesome. So this is actually the most expensive piece that I will be given out.

Oh, let's see. Open this thing up. It can help you to pull this box. Oh my gosh. Boom.

What's that song? I can't beat her. Oh my god. What's that song? I can't beat her.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Holy sh*t. It's a bronze blade.

It's a bronze blade. It's a samurai sword, bro. It's sharp too. It's sharp. It's the earth.

You bet. Oh my god. You bet. So wow. Somebody's got to say it.

Ken, be careful. Oh, can I move? Oh my god. Oh my god. Can I move?

Can I move? She threw the dry wall. Yeah. Do you think the thing was going to fly that far?

“What did you think was going to happen when you lost?”

Through it across it. And crafted. Wow. And you know Ken he was the Japanese. Good.

This is not only a decorative piece, but home defense. Yeah. What are you going to do this? Is it sharp? It's very sharp.

Well, we should maybe change that. Oh my gosh. Can we do it? Can we eat a couple of pumpkins or watermelons or something? We can drop it up.

We could. I think it's oil because it's handcrafted. So it's like oil didn't. I wanted to rust it. I don't really know.

I don't think bronze rust does. It's true. It's not. Yeah. The penis.

Probably steel. Either way. I mean, the brown blade is sick. Yeah. There was a bunch of options.

I just thought to myself. I think I want to get him something nice.

So like Ken, I'll be extremely disappointed.

This isn't hanging somewhere. Yeah. Like above your fireplace. Something like that. I mean.

It wasn't one better. I get a little belt loop for it.

“We get him karate lessons and he learned how to do it.”

Here. I think we have some fruit. We'll turn it on the side. Go grab some fruit. See if we can operate.

It doesn't need to be swinging that thing around. I don't know. We need to just face a little too confined. That's pretty sharp, man. Maybe let me go on the back camera.

Get at least 10 feet away from you and see if you can cut that liquid death in half. Give it a good chance. Let's maybe do it downstairs. What's going to make it.

Just hold up. Wait, wait, I got to get out of here bro. I got to get out of here bro. A firm grasp on it. Are you throwing it or you want me to?

Oh, you're going to throw it. We're going to throw it. We're going to throw it. We're going to throw it. We're going to throw it.

We're going to throw it. We're going to throw it. Just throw it. That's what I mean.

We're going to get a slice.

Here we go. Nice. Holy smokes. That was so worth it. We need an half.

Clean in half. Back to the podcast. Wow. We turned the TV on. Doesn't work.

I actually would have been pissed if Kansas didn't cut in half. Like I said, Big Ken, you got the most expensive piece.

“But that's why I had to mess with you there at the beginning.”

But thank you. But yeah, that's a, that's a, that's a bad man. It's a fucking badass gift. When Ken got us to be the flower boy. I was like, so it happens.

Ken, when you don't make it up. But so it happens when you don't invite him to your birthday. You break the table. He hit the table. He broke the table even.

Hey. How did you hit? When, at what point did you hit the table? I don't know. I love you guys.

I want you all to be there. And, you know, Mike, he gave us all shoes. And I was sitting there thinking, I'm like, what could I get these guys? And I hate you. You know, it's like, I like knives.

I need to share my love of knives with them. Yeah, Mike's got an automatic knife. So that's actually kind of a legal knife. But he lives. So just don't get caught with it.

Yeah. So he got you that. And now you've got some knives. I got, I got one for Dalton. I got one for Gavin the wrench.

Tint Mark. Dude, yeah, this thing has a safety. Yeah, you need a safety man. Yeah, Ben, dude. I'm sorry.

What the fuck? Benchmade? Yeah, I'm kind of disappointed.

“So what makes a knife a bench made, I guess.”

Uh, it's the brand. That's called Benchmade. And they're like pretty expensive. Okay, so it's not like a process. It's a couple hundred dollar knife, you know?

It's a process. It's just, that's their brand. That's not a lot of that. That's not a lot of knife. Bench got the worst snap on all of them.

And I was hoping he'd have the best. Probably loo bit up, maybe maybe. Yeah, do something. Custom know, that's custom, dude. Custom builder.

It's a nice knife though. Thank you, bro. Yeah, man. What were you thinking when when when you were, I was kind of like. Quite excited to be far boy.

Throw the flower. I don't know. It's fucking throw flowers. What do you think? And you're standing the back.

Then you go throw some more flowers. Be kind of cool. You could do double duty. Exactly. They did get the job for both.

So yeah. Might've doubled up. I love the plot twist. That was fun. Ken came out as flower boy.

It was thrown little rose petals. You would make the wedding a hundred times better. I guess. Sounds like I might have to do now. I guess.

Don't just be careful with your sake. He's right. I just figured that Alex has like a few of the cutest nieces and nephews ever. And I figured that it was going to be them. Maybe doing it.

No, I can't imagine. I was actually Ken walking them down. And they're like, this is one giant man and a few little children. Alex. I can tell them they're fired.

If you haven't told them already. Or if you have told them. I'll just tell them they're fired. Their presence is no longer needed. Show up in a full ninja uniform.

Ken. Ken's up there. It's like going down the camera and Ken's just like fully in ninja form. Like you can't see. You just see his eyes.

He could cut the cake. Oh. And you could bring that and cut the cake. This guy's really take. But only minutes before he's standing up there in a suit with all of us.

Helded Ken turned into a ninja.

So makes a thing you never saw.

Exactly. That's what makes a good Sam. Let me see these knives one more time. I got a slice. I have bad ass to you.

Right through that. Yeah, it is. I need to put a little air tag on my knife. I'm sorry though. I'm going to lose it.

You can snap yours just. Yeah, it's a little cool stuff. You just need to be a pro. Just go to oil it a little bit. Get a little grease in there.

I'm going to kind of loosen up. I need to oil something. Oh. There you go. Now you guys are all going to snap in your knife.

It's going to be great. Everywhere we go. Just all of us are going to look like a game. And then now everybody's snapping a knife. Ben's literally going full dummies on in the circle.

Okay, but he's trying to figure out where the coffee cup is. But he's also threatening. They call it. I don't know.

He's got a weapon.

It doesn't seem that far fetch now.

We all have knives. We love snapping them. We might do it in a place. We shouldn't. Somebody's going to be like, Yo, these guys are trying to stab somebody.

I wasn't threatening. I was just snapping it. It was just brandishing. You know what Ben used to have a fidget spinner. No, he's got a knife snap.

You have the best defense because you're like this thing. It's just a donut knife. I'm not going to hurt anybody with it. Unless I have to. Unless you have to.

Yes.

“Where do you think is a okay place to snap it versus not?”

Like that you go throughout your day. In your office. Yeah, you don't fit. If you're at like, don't. Don't snap it up when you're at the dough.

You can snap it at the bank. You can snap it at like your ducks unlimited banquet.

You could probably snap it there.

Yeah, you get a restaurant. That'd be okay. Yo, okay. So you do think it's okay to snap when it's time to pay it a restaurant. Yeah.

Yeah. I would just snap it. I'm going to show you. At the grocery store, probably not. But it's okay at a restaurant.

Well, you might be using it to cut your food. Yeah, okay. It's rare. Yeah, have you said you're doing that same thing? That's hard.

You bring your own knife to the restaurant. I should start. That is a power. You're using my knife. Kind of your ribby.

The restaurant's around here that does that. Like, they have people bring their own custom knife to the restaurant. Kind of hold on to it. Watch it. Stake knives can.

You know, you're on knife.

Pocket knife. Right. Well, hey, and I just had to repay the favor after, you know, you guys were so nice to pick me up from getting my wisdom teeth out. Bring me weapon shopping.

“Which I think that comes out in this week's video.”

That was great. So yeah, I'm glad that you appreciated that. So yeah, you know, just spreading the knife love. Yeah. Now, I just need to get you guys into our tree and we're cooking.

We have close form and long way to come back. I hold it. Yep. I'm sweating. I was so nervous watching Ken handle that.

That was scary. But seriously, Ken, hang that above your mantle or something. I think it's a perfect spot for my boat house. Right. Right behind the bar.

Perfect. If we go in there and start messing it up, he'll start stabbing Ben with it. You might need to lock that thing up. Right from himself or from like from us. Yeah.

That's why I have three beers. I just change the door codes every once in a while. Yeah. But what happened when we get in? Well, it's it'll just be up high enough.

We can't reach it. It is true. He does change his door codes very frequently. He so like a week prior. I went into his house to go like look at something and see if I wanted to get it for mine.

And then, you know, he had given me the code and all that. I go back literally five days later with Alex and Tinton Angela. Like they wanted to see it, whatever. Change the code already. Code was changed.

But the thing that you didn't do is the builder didn't lock the back door. So we just slid that open and walked in. Actually, when you guys visited, you didn't. You just didn't put the code in right. When are you moving in, Ken?

Uh, it had some delays. So looking like next month now. But shoot. I saw you started firing some stuff in there though. Yeah, it's mostly full furniture just needs.

There's need the carpet. What are you going to do in the fish house has to come off in a couple of weeks? I might just have to sleep in the couch because I got the couch. Nice. Just don't have the bedroom.

Could put the bunk beds back in my room. I mean, if you need in a pan. Oh, I'll pass. I'll just sleep in my couch. I pay the man to do that.

I did bring up the fact that we did remove his bunk bed privileges. And he was wondering what he had to do to get them back. You want your bunk beds back? I was just curious to what I did to have my privileges revolve. Everyone was just collectively like, you're too old for that.

When we took your bedroom apart to turn it into a gym, we were putting it back together. When we were like, you know, I think at this point in Evan's age, he doesn't need to be sleeping on bunk beds anymore. I think it's time for him to grow up to a normal bed. What I thought of was like, for the most part, nobody actually slept on it.

“You should just like build a custom shelf above it.”

Since that's kind of what you used it for. Yeah, yeah, it was more of a shelf. Or spaceing mechanism. You could set up like monkey bars above it. Yeah, yeah, he wants a jungle gym aspect of it.

What if you were to like hang some robes and shit about the bed? That would look crazy. And you can't. You're walking, you see bunk beds, you're just like, oh. No big deal.

Man, child. Only kind of crazy. Yeah. He's got a bunch of handcuffs that shit on from the ceiling. That was so much room for activities with the bunk beds.

Oh, ever, you had a gymnast. Are you training for something? Something like bars from the bed to the bathroom now. Sure. Honestly, if you could figure out how to orchestrate that, like, run it.

I would love it. It's up in the middle, then I just monkey bar. The floor is lava. Monkey bars overtake to pee. He doesn't even drop down to pee.

You just can't if you should try to set my room up.

But like not have to touch the floor for like months. Like, you know, the play, the longest game of floor is lava in history. You can hardly see the floor in there. It's so messy. True.

Because I don't have a top bunk to just throw all my shit on. I actually do feel bad. I didn't know that you loved the bunk bed that much.

“So I think we could, we could probably get that back.”

Did they make, like, super high end bunk beds? Yeah. You know, are they all just kind of, like, not all three kids? Yeah. They're made for, like, no one over a hundred pounds would be sleeping on top bunk.

That fucker was good for way over a hundred pounds at promise. You look at it wrong.

Just going to fall in a million pieces.

It didn't. True. It only had, like, two actual pegs holding the bunk bed on. Speaking of pegs. You want to know something about it?

Depends if dolls didn't listen to you. Oh, my. Oh, my. You know, I was speaking to Ken's house. I was talking with the security camera guy who put all of our cameras in at the shops.

He was also putting them in at Ken's house. And I don't know how it came up. He just goes, oh, yeah. Yeah. Ken's house.

And I'm like, what about Ken's house? No one's going to be able to get within a mile of that place without him knowing. It's like, yes, it's about, right? Absolutely. I got cameras on every little corner of that joint.

No, no, no, no, no, no. And do you think that's going to stop anything? I'm going to know it. What's happening? You could have saved so much money by just hiring a security guard.

I think he would stop stuff from happening. The camera.

You're just going to watch it.

That is true. That is true. Well, you'll know what happened. Believe me. It's going to be on video.

Yeah. Are you throwing a housewarming party? Uh, it's going to be the Kentucky Derby. Yeah. The housewarming party.

Oh, yes. You didn't really bite them. You obviously got it. Well, the invite hasn't been sent out yet. Got it.

Oh, I got my invite. I haven't been invited. It's one of those things you grow up.

“You should not come to a party you're not invited to.”

But that one I just might. The invites will go out next month. And then Ken isn't in two weeks. Well, the Kentucky Derby's not so mad. I'm just kidding.

I might just like stand across the road with my backpack. Full of coarser lights. Like I got a college party.

I'll tell you what you guys do in here.

Oh, the party over there. You know anyone. Like when some one of your friends pulls up that like is going to go in. I'm like, Hey, you think you could get me in. Yeah.

We should get digging. Get me in. We show it. We show up and there's security stand in there with a little iPad. Don't funny.

You're not on the list actually. Hey, you are in the list. Blacklist. I was just saying, it's not. Get a Matty here.

It's not actually a list. It's just like five pictures of people not to let in. Let me see if you're on the list. It's in a row. And my shred 80.

Well, it's mostly just Evan and shred 80. What? They're good. They don't seem correct. What?

Gavin is like a little tornado when you use when he gets full alcohol in him. He just starts breaking stuff.

“I think you just give him the same or I swear.”

I want to have a house left if you had that thing. Then what? Why wouldn't you want me hanging out? You instigate trouble. Yeah.

What happened with my link in it, Mike is what? The other fellow you mentioned. And you wrote the front seat of that car as well. instigating it? No.

I was guilty by association. I was just hanging. What was that? I like a red Chevy that swear the two of you hit is a red Corvette. Maybe you should be a man.

Also, not me. It's like Chevy. All these bad things are our shreds. I was just happy to be along for the ride. Yeah.

I couldn't stop him if I wanted to. I didn't want to. But I couldn't have. Cormera was on fire for a couple months. When when shreds was here.

We had to let it cool down a little bit. People have been asking where shred 80's been. It was too hot. Send him back. The area was too hot.

It had to cool down. Got a lot of knife snapping. Yeah. People there. Right.

Snap your knife. You kind of make me feel like you don't like. Oh no. I've been snapping. I just don't think you could see.

I've been snapping like crazy. I actually got a lot back in the box. You didn't put your pocket. I might have. I might have.

You already lost it. You didn't put your pocket. I've already stolen it. How great. Can.

Let me tell you with that samurai sword. With great power comes great responsibility. Yeah. It's got to be locked up in a spot where nobody can access. Nice round.

Yeah. I think you make a nice big Sunday ham and you carve it up for us. Really nice. A good meal tomorrow for lunch. Maybe not for lunch.

But, uh, oh. You can't cook lunch round here. Otherwise, gentle. Kick your butt. True.

And we won't like it because it's not going to be as good. Well, no. I mean, Jen can cook the ham. Can just. Oh, yeah.

Just carve it.

Yeah.

I didn't mean any disrespect there.

I just want to see Ken's craftsmanship. This is a nice knife. Thank you, CJ. I'm going to. I'm actually going to start just carry it with you.

Everywhere you go. Yeah. I'm going to start wielding this through the airport.

“Should we start taking bets through the first one to lose a finger around here is?”

Because I. With his new knife. I was just that's exactly what I was going to say. CJ, you want to tell him about your new knife? Yeah.

What do they call that again? Butterfly. Butterfly knife. Yeah. So, uh, dearest.

These are merchandise warehouse manager. Great guy. Found out. Obviously everyone knows. I'm into knives.

He came. He gave me a butterfly knife as a gift earlier today. I don't kind of scared of it to be honest. Dude, this thing. Yeah.

It's freaking sharp too, dude. You don't need to be scared of it. You just need to respect it. Yeah. It's just sharp, man.

I don't know.

I'm always swinging it around.

Spin it when my fingers and stuff. I was like, how often have you got yourself with this? And he's like, won't right here, right here, right here. For scars. Right there right there.

And I was like, wow. You really loves putting this thing around us. Think about it, CJ. Like anyone can flick the knife. I mean, it's really just not quite a little slower.

A little quicker. There's not too much variation. But you can do some serious stunts. But butterfly knife.

“I think that would be big for the program.”

butterfly knives are like the equivalent of like a Rubik's Cube. I was going to say Numb Chucks. Yeah. I was going to say it's kind of Numb Rubik's. Well, okay.

Well, I was going to say that. Because if you can do Numb Chucks, a lot of it's flashy. But you could still defend yourself with them. Same goes for the butterfly knife. And but the Rubik's Cube.

Like all the flashy flicky flicky. It's not going to like save you from anything. So if you can do a Rubik's Cube, everyone's like that's sick. But it doesn't really accomplish anything. She's well.

I think Rubik's Cube used to be like more impressive back before YouTube. Because now any of us if you just sit down watch YouTube video. You and you had a Rubik's Cube. You could figure out to solve it. But obviously the speed is the biggest thing.

But I've seen even in St.1's where like someone will like close their eyes. Like mess it up. Look at it. And then close their eyes again and solve it. It's crazy.

In like 15 seconds. Yeah, I can't even begin to comprehend how they can do that. Same. I know that whatever there's way to learn how to do it. Remember those speed cups back in gym class?

I had those. Those things I hated back when we would do the speed cups in elementary. That looks like I was just talking about it the other day. She liked it. I hated it.

I was like this terrible. You're just playing with cups in gym class or so boring.

“The only thing worse than that was we had to do lying dancing.”

Ooh. That was awesome. I was pretty boring. Okay, see I'm glad. So that was a standard curriculum thing.

I was middle school. We didn't. We didn't. Probably mid-answered. Like was crying.

Holy was a note. Oh, what's the call? No dancing down. The best things to come out of the speed cups was the. The dude or the chicks ain't.

Oh my god. For the drop before the skill. Like song. That was the best thing to come out of. How speed cups is doing?

Like it was a legitimate sport with competitions and everything. I didn't think we should be doing it in gym class. However, it was satisfying. Yeah. When you stacked a few perfect pyramids.

And then you perfectly just. Like it was satisfying. But like it's not what we should have been doing in fire. So dumb. I wonder if they still do that.

You guys were learning dances in gym class. Not music class. Yes. Yeah. You did dance like lying dancing.

It was lying down. I was like, "Come to music in the gym and then the lines for the basketball court. And you do whatever the hell you do." This may be surprising giving my current career path. But I was actually also along with my no dribble rule of basketball.

I was set to the back of the choir. Because I went through like a confidence phase where I like thought I should sing. And I was like, "Oh, I didn't know that." A confidence phase where I like I should start singing. Or you were just already.

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No, like in music class in late elementary school.

“I think I probably heard someone sing well and I was like, oh, I can sound like that.”

And then I started singing loud and my teacher pulled me aside and was like, maybe don't sing so loud. You were just streaming your genre of music. So they were trying to suppress your inner quads. Exactly. And so now I spent the last 20 years refining my skills.

Which is streaming on Spotify and on Apple Music now. All right, let's check in at my monthly listeners by the way. I mean monthly listeners you got. Whoa, bass me right yet. So that's his new single.

271 monthly listeners pretty good company place. It just shows a less than a thousand. So that's enough on repeat. But we're getting that. Got to start TikTok dance into your music.

Get that shit pop in you. What should the quad TikTok dance be? I can't excited that we have the can TikTok. Okay, but keep in mind. We have we we're only able to put it on the soundcloud right away.

So right after that bit, we put it on Soundcloud and Homer Hart has 16K plays. Oh, that's not bad.

You guys have some cheddar soon.

What what percentiles that put them in? Probably about most of them. Top one percent of soundcloud listeners. No. I've been closed trying to get you.

I'm sorry. Top five. Top 99. There's no top 99. Got to make it all the bottom one percent.

Soundcloud kind of fell off. Yeah. I remember like 20 by 16 through 2019. That was like the only place I listened to music. It was just soundcloud.

But like there was a bunch of rappers that came out of that. Like obviously little pump, tea grizzly. Yeah. Six. Big underground rap or little skis.

Little skis. Little skis. Little skis. Little skis. Sorry.

I don't know. Little skis. Just like in search of skis. A little trick skis. Like like you.

I did. I did. I did. Because it was. Or the longest.

Every time I look up an EDM song that I would want. It wasn't on any of the other platforms. I don't know. Here we go. I love when someone sends you a song.

You click the song. And then they play related song.

They were the first to do that.

They're first to do it. And arguably still the best. Spotify's great. YouTube. For example.

If I click a. It's a new song. It's a banger. I'm loving this. I kind of want to stay in that genre.

Five songs later. They're playing me. A 350 million view. Mac Miller song. Which is great.

I love Mac Miller. But like it serves me that same song. It just kind of rounds you back to the mainstream songs. I don't love that. Hey, Ren.

Yeah, but did a little research. Yeah. You taught five percent. Actually. I would imagine.

Your heart is to get that many views. Like as a normal person. It'd be pretty tough. In my world. - No, I'm sorry.

- We don't have a music video yet. - Oh, shit. - Oh, fuck me. - Oh, fuck me. - Oh, fuck me.

“- No, honestly, I think you've got a holdback.”

We'll hold back on the album, I think we need a music video. - I think we need some new songs. We need more songs in here. - You need to drop a whole album. - Yeah.

- You've been doing these like, you know, one of the doubles. - Yeah. - Singles. - Singles.

- It's just, you gotta drop your EP. - It's just the taste for the full album. He's working on it, it's getting cooked up. It'll be out pretty soon. - Next couple months.

- The sleighiest bullet hat productions at work. - Oh, they're half production. - This album only took 20,000 gallons of water to make. (laughing) - I believe, can I see in the information here?

- I had to like type in all my stuff, quad performers, vocals, quad is on the mic, production and engineering. CBDCJ and sources was mom chase a record. - He's still gonna shout out for that.

- You go. - Just have to get some credit, man. - Speaking actually of credit. I gotta give Evan some credit. I think he's right about helicopters.

- What part? - I do not want to ride in a helicopter ever again. - Really? - I just feel like over the course of the last few months, years in aviation history,

seen a little more bad things happen and which is incredibly sad, obviously. But just you see helicopter crash is a lot, even now one at the car show and Greg Godfrey was just an helicopter.

- What, really? - Is he okay? - He is alive and when you see it, you will wonder how the hell is he alive? - Oh, that's so bad.

- Oh, Robinson.

“- I do want a preface, Ryan, I think his wife was in it.”

- That's crazy, Ryan. I thought you're gonna reference that,

in the last year. - I didn't know he'd end up here. - You hit us with Bay Satys. - Okay, yes, she's fine. All of that came out of it was the pilot got

a little banged up, that pilot right there. - No, he's in it. - But no, this is your right. - And then his wife, I believe, just had a cut and had to get stitches.

- Which is crazy. - Is it from what his kind of damage? - They haven't released it yet, but the pilot was on the bottom side and I mean, he goes through shows,

just how lucky, basically he was.

- He's mangled up between that stick in the ground. So, I mean, you know, thank God for that, that's super scary, but like that scared the shit out of me and then also heavy D posted one of all the new tools. - Yeah, that was.

- 'Cause they have it on video. - It happened there again.

“- They thought it was just like wind and shit, right?”

- This is just the craziest fucking video ever. Like, I mean, it looks very similar to snowed in. - Oh, it's a hard hit. - Yeah. - Man, so Ben, you still aren't by helicopter?

- You're not after seeing all this shit. - Really? - Honestly, when you would still. - I'm straight up like, I don't want to ride in helicopter anymore.

- I mean, I just see all these things and I mean, obviously you have a hard enough time driving with the tree. - Exactly.

- I mean, no gas station.

- You're missing my gas station. You don't fill up your helicopter, you're really fucked. - Yeah, yeah, I mean, jokes aside, like, yeah. It's pretty narrow, it's high consequence. - Dude, and I still want to, I don't want to say,

like the dream of it is dead, but I've definitely been seeing all the crashes and it does make me very nervous. 'Cause every single one of these crashes is like, the pilot was extremely experienced and been flying ADHD before.

- Something weird here, is that pilot right there? - That was an older man, like you got to assume he's. - Yeah, and it's, there's so many factors, obviously that play into these crashes. - And a lot of times, it's just like fluke accidents.

- And that's, I don't want to be like an alarmist, you know, like, what are you gonna not ride in a car because of car accidents that happen more often than the aviation, but still, I just, I don't know. - I just got an achy, an achy feeling about all of it.

- I still think they're cool. - They love circuited. - They love circuited. - Because then he's paying for it and paying for the fuel and all that.

- But like, it just sounds so expensive to me to own. Like, I couldn't justify it myself, but it would be pretty sweet. Like, I mean, essentially, you could have a Lamborghini or you could have a helicopter. - Pretty fucking cool man.

- Landing your helicopter at your friend's house? - No doubt, it's just-- - Just go into the gym, like, the only problem is, you're gonna spend probably a thousand bucks just to go to the gym, so fly to the gym to work out.

I could be so much money. - Yeah, it's very expensive. - I know what it would be. - There's a lot more, like, use cases for getting your pilot's license for a plan.

“- I think as far as, like, what we could do.”

- I think you could probably use a helicopter more frequently than a fixed-wing plane, but I think a fixed-wing plane would be more useful, if that makes sense. - Yeah, you'd be a flight farther. - My opinion, one day in my life, probably later

when I'm retired, maybe around that, I would love to get my pilot's license. - Mike, you can't be buying old cheap plane, or cheap pilot's shop, 'cause now, though, we can't be falling. - I have another part of your other vehicle,

they're gonna have to actually get some good ones. - Right, right, right, right. But getting a helicopter license, I have no desire for. But that's another part, okay, so you know how they say-- - Like a set of shit in your dream here, Benny, I'm sorry.

- Well, I mean, Ben's a badass, I know he's got it. But you know how they say, before you ride your dirt bike, like, check your chain tension, 'cause, you know, your chain breaking could really be catastrophic,

and how often are we doing that, like, almost never.

And there's probably other stuff you should check in YouTube, but that's a big one that could hurt you. But the planes and the helicopters, like, you actually have to pre-flight check every day. - Yeah, not going through those checklists,

it's like life or death, like, oh, you skip, like, checking is their water in the fuel. That can be a death sentence, essentially. - That's the thing that I probably wouldn't like, too. It's like, all that and you're like,

it's like, very serious stuff, like, it's not really what you are.

“- And that's why I think that you could do it,”

like, I genuinely, in the mental state I'm in right now, whatever that may be, I don't think I'm locked in enough to acquire a pilot's license. I just don't, I don't think I'm taking life serious enough or me to be doing that stuff.

- I think you do. - I think the thing about it, there was like, you need to be, like, fully committed to it. - Yeah. - You know, where it's not, and like,

I've talked to just so many pilots for funsies. - Over the years of, like, yeah, I want to do this. I think it'd be sweet, I think it'd be really cool to like, build up, especially if we got a nice plane and we could, like, fly and use it for filming these videos.

And with that, you'd probably want another pilot, like, higher and other pilot to do it with you. But I think that it could be extremely useful for us,

- But with that is, you can't half-ass it in any way. Where, you know, if you're doing it, you gotta do it right, you gotta be fully invested, you gotta be educated, you gotta be, like, in the right state of mind, not to be played with,

especially when you're flying other people. - Right. - Which is, and I'm not saying that you would do this or really anyone, but you know how, like, you could be so hungover and you can get in your car

and drive home. You know, probably we just find, right? But you can't just be so hungover and getting your plane and fly home. - Oh, you gotta be locked in.

- Yeah, you gotta be locked in, but. - Yeah, for sure. - You gotta be dialed in. - Dude, Tanner, our shop, and it's been super nice in February, which is crazy, and he's out flying his paramoder.

And I'm like, man, he didn't waste much time. He's got a rebuilt last fall, and he wanted to go and fly it, and it was still freezing. And he's flying around, and then I see the engine die,

and he just, you know, you just basically parachute down.

He lands, I go over to him, like, I can't believe you're taking it out. What happened? He's like, dude, it keeps dying on me. I just had this thing rebuilt.

And then he's like, but it was running good when it was running,

“he goes, you should buy this thing from me.”

- And of course, I am intrigued. I do want to try it. I might, I'm not going to put that in stone. He goes, you should buy this thing from me. - Time for a cook, good afternoon, what are you pretty fucking cool?

- I am not a sailor around, but also the same as a plane. - He had like a couple, like almost, - Yeah, that was when he was shooting. - He was doing stunts. - He did, yeah.

- He did have bad accidents. He crashed into a telephone pole. - Well, then he had telephone wires. - Yeah, he had the wing fold on him too, and he was like struggling, get that out,

and then right after that he sold it, or he said he sold it. - Oh, it was consignment, it didn't sell. - So we took it back and said I'm going to run it again. - You got to have a limited market on a parasit. - Well, the only other person I met that has one of those,

doesn't have a finger because of it. - Is that the guy that hit the telephone wire? - No, I'm second guessing. - No, it was Tanner, Tanner hit a power line. - Okay, he did.

- And it just swung them up and then he dropped down on his back. - But it does look damn fun, I gotta say that, like, and I think the, it's just when you start pushing the limits. So you have an open field and you're probably good. You're just good.

- But as soon as you start trying to buzz buildings and stuff and like, yeah, kind of dumb. - Yeah, that's when it goes.

- Well, that's never going to happen.

- Yeah, come on. - I know, you're comfortable. - And you're doing stupid stuff. - And I know when that wing folded, he was doing some crazy loops and stunts.

Like, for some reason for me, like, I think I feel more comfortable, like, trying to rip one of those, than I do literally getting in a helicopter. - I could see it.

“- Because it's like, you have to parachute.”

Like you said, the motor died and you just like, and you ride it down. - That's a good one. - So, like, for some reason, I feel like, as long as these ropes and that shoots up there,

like, things should be okay. - Would you go skydiving of them? - No. - What intrigues me the most about it is your shoots not out when you start.

- Yeah. - For some reason, - For like, you'd have a hair or a glider, like, where you run off the cliff with the wings. - It's out.

- I'm more likely to do that.

Then you just jump out of the plane and hope this bundle of shit in my back opens up properly. - Which, that should. - Did that kind of make sense?

- Yeah. - It shouldn't have. - And then the more I've grown up, the least interest at AM index. It's like, yeah, you can fold your parachute up

the wrong way and it just doesn't unfold. - I'd have other people fold it for me. - Yeah, but then your life is in their hands. - That's true. - Which is gnarly.

- What the intriguing thing to me is that in order to get your solo skydive license,

“it's not terribly hard, but you need to get it, right?”

You need to acquire it by training. And really, all it is is jumping out of a plane and falling. Anybody can do that, right? And then the parachute comes out and the most of the training is almost when to pull it, obviously how to pack it

and then flying. But pair of gliding, you don't need any license and you just do it. So the only thing different that you don't need a license for is just the falling part.

So like, and anybody can do that. - That is. - That is. - Yeah, for the pair of glider like, he said it's the exact same operation as a parachute.

So it's just intriguing to me. Like the fact that like how cool would it be? Well, would you want to do if you had a super power and vis-a-vis, I want to fly. I mean, with a paramote, are you pretty much Ken?

- Well, Mike. Khalidus McFarlane asked us to race in the free to 500, I believe. And you said that you wanted to do it. And the prize is (beep) Oh, no, no, no, you might be (beep)

- I'd be insane. - insane. - Did you tell him that I would? - Yeah. - All right, that's coming out.

- Some of us he wants. - Yeah, I said one person. - I said one person. - This one is just one racer. The limolates is the only one with two.

- Have you seen this TikTok video of this guy in his homemade airplane? - See, that guy, he has no fear. He built his own airplane. - I love the fucking engine hanging off the front of it too.

- That's pretty sick. - The primer bulb in the middle just in case he run into a tough scenario. I mean, it looks pretty sick. - Like that's got to be a sweet feeling.

- Because flying is a rather simplistic thing.

like it's like, okay, you got your prop and then you. - Yep, what's that a ceiling fan on the front? - Can you imagine? - Triple blood. - And then this guy actually built his own airplane.

- That's cool. - I think it's all true light, but I don't know how much his assembly. - The right brothers did it. Why can't you?

“Maybe you should build your own airplane, Mike.”

- Nope, negative, both. - No strider, I suppose. Did you guys see that the laws got changed on diesel motors? - I didn't see that, but I did see that they did away.

All the manufacturers did away with the start stop, automated when you come to a wide wide wide. - So they used to get some kind of emissions credit if their vehicles had that feature. - So a point.

- But all it does is add unnecessary wear and tear in an engine. So it's like, over the life of a vehicle, it maybe saves a couple gallons of gas over hundreds of thousands of miles.

So it's just, it makes somebody feel good that, oh, we're saving a little bit of gas. - Yeah, they're too far. - Is it they pulled the need for that off of whatever bill that passed?

But like the automakers are still good probably gonna just leave it in because like they're already like wired into the computer. - Dude, I hope not. - I think they know that everyone hates them too.

- They're so annoying. - So annoying.

“- Well, it's the start-up procedure you push,”

start the engine, push the start stop but not.

- So basically the EPA recently revoked the legal basis

used to regulate vehicle greenhouse gas emissions, which includes diesel trucks and cars. That move effectively removed federal tailpipe emissions standards tied to climate rules. Some heavy-duty truck emission mandates tied

to future years like Strictor 2027 plus rules are now uncertain or being changed. Death and derate rules change. This one actually affects real diesel owners and operas. Trucks used to drop to limp mode fast when death failed.

Now EPA guidance says trucks can run thousands of miles with only warnings or mild power reduction instead of instant shutdown. - That would have saved me going to Florida. - No kidding, exactly.

- It really. - The whole death thing is such a waste of resources 'cause you're paying to transport all these little fucking plastic containers around. Nobody's gonna recycle that.

That just goes straight in the garbage then they come in this little cardboard box in the outside which just goes straight in the garbage. It's just a gigantic waste. - Did you know that death can be used as fertilizer?

- Somebody said it was horsepower. - So I think you just call it that. Emissions, equipment, deletion is still illegal federally. So DPS, EGR deletes, et cetera. - I mean, but if they do get rid of it,

you get better miles per gallon, which then lowers your emissions. So why is that still a thing? - They say that like the plastic jugs that the death fluid comes in actually pollutes the earth

“more likely than actually that's what they say.”

And I don't know if that's true or not. I haven't looked at the numbers or the facts, but that's what I hear. So these are kind of-- - Yeah, fluid, is there a lot of politicians?

- Not the only fluid and better with the politicians. - Oh, it's fine. - Anyway, you're missing one other one. - It's funny that you guys brought up the start stop feature. 'Cause seven of the night we're scrolling,

it's Facebook reels today or whatever the hell they are. And check out the new feature. - We're the 2027 links. - Here we're gonna show you the start stop feature on the 600 hour hour.

Here's got the brake held in and the machine is shut down. Ready to go? Ready to go. - Oh, that was the brake. The machine fires right now.

- The videos are always just so fine and so cut can't be real.

- What are the odds that they had all this done? And you know, everything's getting put into production. And then they see this new rule come out that they didn't need anyone. - And they're just like, "Ooh, what the fuck do we do?"

- That was all right, French. - Who's asking for that? - Well, Ryan made the good point. - It's nice for talking in between when you stop a guy.

- Exactly. - If you're a trail rapper, think of, you pull up next to each other and set a hauler and over your machine and God forbid having to press a button to start moving.

You just pull in the brake and then it turns off and you can talk and then you can go. - So I saw a thing where, also a pain in the butt. The entire snow bill market, the only saw 120,000 units worldwide.

- 130 globally, I saw. - Yeah. - It's crazy. - How do they have the money to engineer that for a snow bill?

Like how much are they inflating the prices just to have that feature? - I think Kannam's got some money, bro. - Yeah, they're spending money. - You know what is funny, though, is I get to see

like schedule and Kannam

and they're always like at the forefront

for our bill technologies. - Like currency, like Polaris in three years. - Yeah, Polaris is gonna have been a year or not. - And then Artikets is gonna have it in four years and they just kind of copy each other.

- They'll be like all the time. - It does seem like they have the most money

- Yeah, they're at the start of it, I agree. You know, they have like the shot, start, system. So it's probably like, it just utilizes that. - And the shot stuff is the best fucking thing on a snow bill ever, I had that on my free ride.

Dang near 10 years ago and Polaris hasn't caught up to that, but that is a good system. - And Bombadier, BRP is really good at patting their stuff. Obviously all the OEMs are, but the shot start

is basically an electric start without the weight of a battery.

- Yeah. - Which is... - You put more money on it. - It's pretty nice, that was cool. But yeah, I'm sure there was like, oh, we can do this

and whatever, like, I don't know. It's probably like 110 guys on a form asking for it or one guy asks for it and then 110 people like it and they're like, shit, that's 35% of our buyer's market. We better run that, we better throw that in.

So yeah, I bet that's funny that you brought it off him in. - You a swelm, maybe. - Was there anything else? I just saw that they just released a bunch of new snow bills. - Yeah, nothing too crazy.

- It changes. - Suspension. - Whereas like drop where you can like make basically you can like build a mod sled but it has like a factory warranty and then it's gonna be made a sick ass.

- Like from the factory, you can build a mod. - Yeah, you can like almost pick your like wrap colors. You can pick your seat cover color, like with sequels.

- Oh, it's just more like your shock.

- You can pick your shocks, like a lot more customizable. - And I always forget. - Cool idea. - There's a lot of like guys a little older than us that are like, yeah, you gotta have that warranty.

- Yeah, which I would take it. - Or just don't know, like you can just they can just go on a website or sit down at the dealer and like check out the boxes. - So it's like if you wanna get crazy shocks to me, I'm like,

I love the whole like order in these shocks and put them on, shocks are easy to put on. But a lot of people are like, I don't wanna do all that. I don't wanna pay someone to do it either. I just wanted to come to my door, be ready, or my dealer.

But yeah, not to nothing too much new players dropped. They got a 200 mini sled that is identical to the Yamaha the Skidoo and the Articat. But someone made a good point. They're like, why do they make the same one?

And someone's like, well, they're given business to Articat 'cause I believe Articat makes it. - Oh, it doesn't Yamaha make 'em. Yamaha makes the motors, Articat made the chassis. - It's a lot for the amount of volume

they're gonna push through that. It's a lot of engineering work to make that. - Right. - So you might as a little like just team up with all the other manufacturers make your own like plastic.

- And being that the kids who are racing and there's so many regulations on them. Anyway, make sense. I was wondering if they were gonna do like an electric snow bill. Like a good electric snow bill.

I know like Skidoo has like their trail.

“- Dude, I think they didn't just keep them gas.”

- They do. - I think they got at least 10 years worth of technology before an electric snow bill is a viable option. I mean, it's just the battery technology isn't there yet. Just speaking from being around them all the time.

Watching gas is gas powered motors. Whether it's a dirt bike, snowmobile, a car, whatever the fuck it is, it's way more fun. Even if it's not as fast, not as torquey, like it's just, I don't know, I just think they're better.

And I think even the listeners or viewers, it seems like a lot of our viewers are kind of the same way. Like you gotta respect the performance. But like battery technology and cold weather, just isn't there yet.

And it's just in 10 years they might figure it out.

- It's gonna never be happening.

- Just that tech doesn't exist. - Like eventually cars are gonna all be self-driving and we'll be telling our grandkids, they're like, "So how'd you get around? "Well, you just get in the car and drive it."

They're like, "What do you think would drive the car, "gas powered car with other people "and what would happen?" "Well, you fucking get in crashes ever now?" And then I guess I don't know.

And what if someone drove off the road? - Yeah, it happened, yeah. - It was powered by thousands of tiny explosions inside of our metal block. - We've composed for dinosaurs.

Great. - Sick, if you start talking about it. - It would be like an eye robot when he leaks out the truck. - This is, yeah.

- I think about that every time. - That's just great movie.

“I think about it all the time too, for some reason.”

- That nine legend, those are two movies on a loft again. - Have you guys seen that Elon Musk was like, push him for, you know, in habit and habit, in habit and habitding and habitding and habitding, in habitding.

- Jesus. - One more time, Benny, you got this. - He got coffee, coffee, and habitding. - Yep. - There you go.

- Mars, thank you. And then he's shifted to another moon. - Why? - Honestly, it makes sense. - He just said,

- True. - If you're gonna build an airtight thing. - Yeah, well, he was actually saying that, to like get to Mars, it has to be close enough and it's only close enough close enough.

I think it still takes super long time, but it's only close enough. I want to say every 26 months. - And so to make sense. - Yes, no.

- Well, isn't the moon really dark? - On the dark side of it. (laughing)

“- Yeah, but isn't it just kind of always dark on the moon?”

I guess I have no idea. - It'd be like, - The game is the sun.

- The same as Earth.

- Yeah, that's what I've had.

- I don't know, I don't want to live on the moon. I'm just gonna say it. - Yeah, I mean, a vacation though? - Maybe it goes fast. - I can check it out, I can check it out.

- I can find out they made a casino on the moon. - Gotta go ahead it. - Fuck, I'd played $25 blackjack hands in there. - I bought how many times around that roulette bulk. - I was gonna just say, I don't really like airplanes,

but I'll take a rocket ship to play ready 18 on the moon. - Did you see like the Mr. B's video, or I don't even know what the premise of the video was, but he tours a whole like self-sufficient. - There's like trees, everything's airtight,

and the trees make the oxygen, and that's what they're good. We're gonna put it on Mars, but now I'm gonna move the moon. - Which makes sense, 'cause the moon's way closer, and we've maybe been there.

- At what point are you just like, string so far from like natural conditions that humans should be living in?

“- Honestly, I think everything real air,”

eating real food, we've already like,

I think it's straight out away from that. - Yeah, everyone's sitting on their phone. - I think it's like, you know, if something happens to them. - Yeah, I get it. - And it's going to keep human species alive.

- And it's gonna keep pushing technology forward where you don't know what kind of advancements they're gonna come up with to make that work, that you might be able to integrate in your daily life, 10 years from now.

Like duct tape came out of what the moon missions are at the space program, and duct tape is used every day. - Love that stuff. - Well, think about Starlink now too. You know, like Elon starts going on this space mission,

and then Starlink is more and out of it. - You're right. - It's crazy to think though that like, you know, in our lifetime, people are gonna be living up on the moon.

- You think so, 100%. - How long did you take Gavin in big ranch? - Three weeks. - Three weeks. - Put him out on the moon.

- And I was three weeks, four weeks. - I think if we would tell him to... - They'd figure out where the other two weeks and they'd get it done in three weeks. - What's the, like let's just say you hopped on

“on Elon rockets, and what's planning to go to moon?”

How long is the journey? - Like how long is the flight? - It's not that long. - I would say it would take them four weeks 'cause they'd have like a little setback

and have to wait for parts. - Yeah, you're right. - For the ranchers, yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah, figure out how long it is

'cause like if it's like a long time on the plane, I don't think it's gonna be a place you're going back and forth. - Well, it gets to the ISS, I think it's like a afternoon, essentially, 'cause it would help us.

- What's the ISS? - A couple of real space stations. - That's crazy. - CJ, it takes three days. - Three days.

- It's two hundred, four thousand miles away. - That's crazy. Me, my freight line, or could do it, do it. (laughing) - Couple of roller dogs, one hundred miles a day.

- I could do it in these regulations. - But it would take six to nine months to get to Mars. - Wow, yeah. - That's just unrealistic. - Yeah, no one's gonna sit on that thing.

- Yeah, screw that, that's not even gonna happen. - Honestly, the moon makes way more sense 'cause again, that tech there building is just like, it's the same. You can't breathe on Mars and you can't breathe on the moon.

It's the same. - So do you think buying Tesla stock? - Yeah, that's stupid question, but. - Would that, like, is Tesla, I don't even want to ask it on the internet.

- It's a Tesla, it's got its own Tesla Twitter and SpaceX, I think we're gonna merge. Maybe that was just a joke. - Okay, do you think real estate on the moon is gonna be affordable?

- Probably not, dude. I think only the rich are gonna be going to the moon. If Earth is collapsing and everyone's in this, my big rush to get to the moon to survive, it will only be the richest of the rich.

- Yeah, that's just the truth. - Some movie was at Elysium where it was like, all the rich people left Earth and then the people left

on Earth were basically just trying to fend for themselves.

Was that time over here? - I haven't seen it. - You know what's crazy though, is one day, you're gonna be scrolling YouTube and Mr. Beast is gonna have,

or some creators gonna have a video like going to the moon. - Oh, yeah, Mr. Beast is gonna have a video. - He'll be going in the moon and he'll be here. - One day, there is going to be people living up on the moon

watching the news, seeing what's happening on Earth. Like in the United States, you know, it's just like, - I wonder what moon news will be like. - Dude, I'm just not interested in living on the moon. Can't tell me, I mean, if the Earth is collapsed,

I'm going down with the ship. - Really? - Just not really interested. - It's not collapsing and I have the option, I'm going to, I'm going to, but it's like,

“do you have to bring everything to the moon?”

- No, you're probably just going up on the moon. - You're not going up on the moon, you're starting to start. - Yeah, you're starting fresh. - You don't bring the piano. - You know what, I would equate the moon.

- It depends on, let me start. It's like, everything's going to work, it's going to be self-sufficient once you're there. - I can't even wrap my head around this. - Is there going to be a gas station with roller dogs?

- Yeah, because if the rain, I ain't fucking go. - Yeah, exactly. - If they're like, yeah, if you stay on Earth, you're going to die in the next month. I would go to the moon, but if you're like,

you can stand Earth and you might make it 10 years, I'd stand Earth. - I don't know, I just feel like the moon, like by the time that you have the option to go to the moon, it's going to be fairly advanced.

They're going to clearly have colonized it

where I equate it to it's like, what Saudi Arabia is doing. And by building all these man-made islands and they're building out all these different towns. That essentially was just a desert, 25 years ago, and now there's full on skyscrapers coming out.

- I guess if it turns out like Saudi Arabia, Saudi Arabia, or sorry, if it turns out like Dubai, Dubai is pretty sick. - Yeah, Dubai.

- I've never been there, but it does look

pretty sick, and I'm not really like a city guy. I don't like going to Minneapolis or really any big city, but Dubai does look pretty sick. - Maybe it'll be like fallout, where you just throw you in a freezer

and when somebody's ready to unthaw you, they just come unthaw you. - God, I wouldn't want to do that though either. I'd rather just, I'll just fucking get it over with that point. - Yeah, I did.

Who knows, you know? - Look at SpaceX, you know, they're building these massive rockets, and these rockets can go up and then land. And not be destroyed.

And so they're reusable and they're hoping to have like thousands of trips going to the moon. - A lot to think about.

“- 'Cause I think there can only be like a couple hundred people”

per rocket. - Just think of like the people you'll be competing against in terms of trying to get up there. So they're gonna be charging insanely high prices 'cause it's everyone on earth, not just America.

Trying to probably go up there. - Okay. - If Earth is collapsing, you know, there's only so many, I don't think - It's literally on TV. - It's literally on TV.

- I was trying to think of like, how much space the moon has. Like, can the moon realistically,

if every single person, almost eight billion people

went to the moon could have fit them. And the Earth diameter is almost 8,000 miles. The moon is 2,200, but the moon doesn't have any water on it, right? So the Earth land area is 57.5 million square miles, and the moon area is 14.5 million square miles.

- Wow, not that much smaller. - That's new information to me, actually. - So I'm saying like, if the moon doesn't have water, that's like the biggest problem right off. - It can't be like ice or something.

- It doesn't have water, right off. - None of this makes sense. - Can we go mine? - Like, are there precious metals? Can we drill for all the things that make Earth livable?

Like, if there's none of that there, they're just gonna fly stuff up to the moon. Like, I can't wrap my head around it.

“I think it's pretty far fetched, but interesting to see.”

- It does seem far fetched. - It seems like pipe dream. - People live in Las Vegas, and there's barely any water. - Yeah, a couple miles, whatever. Somewhere, not, we're gonna run a pipe to the moon.

- I could see Big Ken moving to the moon. - Like, I don't get it.

- I can't hear you for the first time.

- You know, you can't move into the moon, and he's bringing all of his friends with him, and we're gonna find out as soon as he, like, he was like a picture of his new house up there and we're like, oh, shit, it can move to the moon.

- Moon tax free. - You're moving there for an tax incentive? - Well, maybe. - If there's tax incentive, there's tax advantages. - We're living on the other side.

- Just think about, like, what kind of government's gonna run the moon? Like, is there, obviously there's gonna probably have to be some kind of system-putton place. - It'll be like, on your national water.

- You know that there's gonna be moon wars. - Yeah. - Fight over moon land. - Can you imagine, yeah, they're gonna try to launch two for me. - Or we just have space dollars?

- Crypto. - It's gonna be big dollars for us, it'll be big bucks. - It'll be big bucks. - Checkles. - Ryan, if so, you get a lot of big bucks.

- Ash points. (laughing) - That's coins. - A universal currency. (laughing)

- A big cash coin to the moon.

“- Great point, I think we all were aware of that”

and thinking of that in the back of our heads, but yeah, the whole no water thing I agree, it's like how realistic is it. - Or are they gonna lose numbers? - It's like there's no order.

- Yeah, if everything has to come from earth to like build society on the moon, like it then seems sustainable. - And like riding to, like all the riding we do. - How are they gonna put the lithium ion vapes on the rockets?

Is it gonna be in your checked luggage or your carry on? - You know you can't put it in your checked-- - Maybe the vapes will all start to fire. - Boy, get the people addicted and those people aren't gonna be able to go to the moon.

- Oh, wow, here we go, have three main ways. Mining ice, ice. - Oh, there is ice. - People are gonna be like, oh, great, there's already ice on the moon. - How do you build a house?

- Okay, Nick, I answer my own question, continue. (laughing) - Evans like the way you think. - We don't need the water for building. - I mean, I guess you might get thirsty.

- I mean, we're gonna have it, but. - Second way recycling. - Like they are. - Great, great, great. - We're recycling. - What?

- There's no water. - If there's water. - Recycling. - Sweat. - Yeah.

- Breath moisture. - What? - And you're in. - You are pretty good. - You're a fog in the glass, have.

- Oh, this is just water. - 98% of water is recycled on the international space station. - Wow. - There's like whole water in this water. - Anything else like can you build a whole civilization

on moon dust? - Moon dust. - Like what's your house in the infrastructure? What does that build out of? - Well, let me ask.

(laughing) - I'm just, I don't know it, just. - No, I think those are probably gonna be brought

- So the whole thing is reliant on Earth

“and then Earth crumples and then what you get”

a little bit extra and then you're gonna have, you should be on some committee. - So raise these questions. - I have as pretty good at playing Devils. I have to do it.

- He's super cynical, but I was telling how this the other day I was like, you were, - Use the real words what you said. - It was like a three word phrase. - Say it.

- You were about to not get it. - Thomas, I think. - I said, you can be one of the dumbest humans that I know of decisions that you make under the influence from most of 'em.

He's genuinely, one of the smarter people I know. - You're very, yeah, you are. - Pretty logical, yeah. - It's just a three word word. - It's just a three word word.

- You are the most intelligent. - But also. - It's very like thought through. Like he thinks through things. Like people would think that you're just like

so reckless and manic and like,

you're not thinking that it's really only on the liquor. You actually think about everything pretty well through. He just doesn't care when he's on the liquor. That's the answer. - Yeah.

- And then sometimes, but like some of your decisions

“that we sit here and we go, how did he make that decision?”

- You have those moments. - You're two very, very opposites. - Well Ben, nobody's perfect. (laughing) - I tell people all the time when like that don't know

even if they ask about him like, oh, I'm like, no, he's actually, you'd be surprised, he's pretty smart. - Yes. - Like I think people maybe think you're like,

just this fucking maniac or, which you kind of are, but Ben described it, you very thought through and like you're calculated. And yeah, then you do have those moments where you just throw care out the window

and you just roll the dice. It's all about balance. - Yeah. - A very balanced life. - Well Mike, thanks for having us.

- Yeah, absolutely. It's been so fun, it's fun. Every single week, having you guys on. And I just want to let you guys listening at home, know that we're giving away two TRXs.

So cv.com, we got plenty of merch to choose from, and just go check it out and get entered if you would like the chance of winning one of those badass trucks. - Every $5 to spend gets you one entry.

- Thank you Ken. - You careful with those knife spoils.

- Oh, look, yeah, amazing.

- With those lifting wheels on them. - Yeah, they do look good. - Hey, thanks for asking. Thanks for asking me to be your best men. - See you back, Ben.

- Holy smokes. - I know, I'm excited. - Yeah. - On your off-the-batch party plan in this time. - Damn, oh yeah.

- And Ben's on it. - Yeah. - You better not fuck it up. - You have such a far pretty high ride. Don't give that a big job.

- I'll hit up Jake. - Make sure you have a coat. - Cause it's lords. - Yeah, get some lures. - Yeah, okay.

- It was, meant for the mentioning that he obviously wants to film it, fun to make a YouTube video out of it. It'd be funny if you're just sitting there and you're like, I cannot think of what to do for CJ's bachelor party. And then when you're like, well, we should film it

and make a YouTube video. And then all of a sudden Ben's got 10,000 items. - Cause, yeah, we got some ideas. We got some plans. - Heck yeah.

- We got some plans. We got a couple coming up, mine and CJ's. - It would be fun for you to not tell us what we're doing. You just need to pack a bag for this kind of climate. - I like that.

- What is this guy? - Can't differ in on batch parties. - He's different. - I think he's different. - I think he's different.

- You took care of all sorts of things prepared for us. - We're just showing up and you're telling us where we're going. - That would be, that would be super fun. That would be good. - Or to pack for, but, you know.

- I got a dapped, I got a dapped. - Yeah. - Also, you, I'm just picturing you ordering lights for like 15 people. - You would need Ken in on that.

- We need a PJ. - Yeah. - Do I need my parka or my swim trunks? - I'm gonna bring you a bore out of it. - Does both.

(laughing) - So that is now a picture of Evan in that little green thing. Is now the background of our group chat. - Yes, and it's hilarious. - It's so hard because I love it.

- I opened up the group chat in public. And like, I was on an airplane the other day. Opened it up and was reading the messages. And then I got to the bottom where the messages open, like it's a picture of a picture of two all.

And I was like, oh, I can't be looking at it. - I was doing that the other day with some guys that were working on my house. I was like, you know what, this supposed to look like, oh yeah, I actually have a picture of it.

They all get behind me. Right as I'm opening my phone, I'm like, oh boy. And I got two guys on both side. I'm just all these pictures of Evan running around my grandparents house naked.

“They're probably like, what the fuck is up with this guy?”

Because they're already confused about me. And then, right here, right here, you know. - Has Jake's video dropped? - Of what? - With Cody?

- Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, you guys got to go watch that. Jake's video, we, long sorry. - You're gonna use the suits. - We reuse them and made Cody and Jake's film

are branding where them and it's just to give the keeps on giving. - Branden's hilarious, man. - Yeah. - Branden's film is a little weird.

- I'm a little worried that they got burned. - He quit sexual harassment in the workplace.

- Oh, I think I've seen it on.

“- The final one's, I don't like we need to reuse them”

after Ed Dungeon. - Oh yeah, also, what's that, the leather one? - Yeah. - Where'd you see that? - The leather one?

- Yeah, it's the leather one. - Was I not supposed to? - No, you could have, that was just on the back. - Okay, okay, let me show you. - I need to show you guys, I know you.

- So there was a worse option. - Yeah, CJ sends a loincloth. - Who are you trying to find them? And then CJ goes to like a sex story and he found the other one. And he sends me a picture and he goes,

I think this might be too aggressive. And I was like, yeah. And the green ones are, bro, that is crazy. That is crazy, yes, that is aggressive. So you guys wanna know, wait, do you have it?

- Yes, at the farm, so get this, I'll tell the story on it. So we're going to do the Super Bowl segment and Ed and I kind of have this whole, this is what we're gonna have as the punishment. And I was looking all over trying to find something

like what we ended up using except I couldn't find that. And that was the closest thing. So I go, Ben's like, well, go to that sex story or whatever and see if you can find something. So if I park, it's like, I'm like,

is someone gonna see me walking in here, like Sean and Bears and I walk in this dead silent. I'm like, hello, hello, some lady pops up and then like, she's just like, I'm like, hey, yeah, so I'm looking for and she just like inner rubs me and goes,

a masturbator and I'm like, oh, no, no, no, I'm actually looking for like some like underwear. - Gashing what the person came in for the sex story is really funny. - Yeah, she's jumped in, told me, I know, no, no.

“And then like, she said, yeah, I think God shouldn't say that.”

Then I would probably be in question what I was looking like. But so then we go, she brings me back, she's just running me through the things. I'm like, none of these are really like that. They're a little aggressive is what I was thinking.

But the Super Bowl was starting in probably two hours. I was like, whatever, I'm just gonna grab this thing and we'll have to run this. So in that store, some crazy stuff, crazy stuff. Like it started, it makes sense

why the male rate for having sex has gone down. That's all I got to say. Like what's in there? Full, like, looking doll. - Things that do the same thing.

- Like that look like a real person. - Is that a real statistic? - Yeah, having less, I mean, we could pull it up.

But basically, like, there's a small group,

I don't know exactly the percentage. Maybe it's like 10% of the men are having all the sex and like, maybe not 10, maybe it's like 30. Like getting all the chicks and having sex and then like, it's not like it's gonna be the top one.

- And they're basically saying because of like, all the stuff out there that a lot of guys don't want to go through the work of actually going and like picking up a woman, say you're a single guy, like you don't want to go and hit on a chick

or actually try starting a relationship 'cause it's just easier to use your hand or in this case, full on by a pretty much real looking person. I didn't touch them 'cause I felt like that had been weird, but I was like,

"What can I, I'm like, "Holy crap, this isn't the same." So anyways, I'm checking out, you know? I'm checking out, and all of a sudden, there's like old man comes walking out of like, the basement, there's like this basement stairway.

I like here's something? - A movie room? - That's what it was. - I'm like confused, I'm like, "Where's the fuck did that guy just come from?"

'Cause he was like old and he had his hands and he was like, "See ya, she's like, "Yeah, see ya later." And then like, I was kind of confused. Like I'm like, "Where's that guy?" It's he living here, like, "What the fuck did he run?"

- She goes, there's a movie room downstairs.

“I think she said it was like three bucks for 20 minutes.”

- So basically there's a bunch of movies in there.

There's a bunch of movies in there. Like, you know, this is hencewise an old guy, he'd probably not familiar with the internet and they pop it in and they get to lock the door and use the room for an hour.

- Yeah, I didn't know that was our thing. - That's insane, that is, Evan. - And no, I have certainly not used the movie room. - No, of course I have. What do you look at me like that for?

- You know, you are correct, you're on a chat. - Okay. - On average, young men are putting less partnered sex than they used to, especially in the United States. - Yeah.

- It rose actually in the 2000s. That's good news for us breeders, plenty of women out there. - Yeah, so like a smaller portion of the guys are getting all the chicks if you're like a single dude. - I watched a movie the other day that it essentially

was like this dude, Bada Robot, that was like full on. - Is it X machine or something? - No, the one with like a box? - No. - No, you're thinking of a Machina?

- Machina. - Machina, when it locks him in the room at the end and he dies. - No, you're thinking of, like, shaking, - She ends up getting like stuck,

talking like some foreign language or something. Is it the one you're talking about? - Yeah. - Yeah, I know I do what it's called, but I've seen the trailer for it and all that.

- Okay, well, essentially like this is called her.

- Yeah, oh, it's her. - Kind of. - Lost in translation? - No. - Wally?

- I think she ends up like that. (laughing)

“- Yeah, she ends up like killing him though, doesn't it?”

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, anyway, it doesn't matter, but essentially it's just like, he buys this lady to be like his sex doll

and then he basically gets this lady to commit a murder

and kill the super rich dude, so he could like be with this rich dude's girlfriend, but like all shit goes south when this lady finds out that she's a robot, but kills him. - Yeah, yeah, actually.

- I don't need to watch the movie now. - Sorry, I spoiled it. - Even though I don't know what it's called, but... - Well, they were just fucking robots in there.

I didn't, I mean, you gotta have some bread. I think for like the full one,

but you could buy half ones, if you know what I'm saying,

like just a hinder or even just a torso. It was insane. - It was insane. I got, I felt weird and that lady clearly has seen a lot more weirdos than me, so she was just like,

I mean, they already were off. - These humanoid, like household servant robots are within the next couple of years. You know, they're gonna make the worst dirty versions of this. - And they all know you're going to have a robot.

- I'm just saying the worst dirty one, but are you getting a robot? A house made robot? - Oh, I'm on it. - That's right.

- Would make pretty good housewarming games.

- Would you be interested in it? - Pleasing you romantically?

“- I think that's way too fucked up and weird.”

I don't know. - I don't know. I just think these robots maybe-- - It does like the laundry or the dishes, but, I don't know. (laughing)

- And on that note. (laughing) - Just kidding. - I don't know. I just think it's...

- I don't think it's dumb. (laughing) - It's kind of a beta move though. - It's very a beta move. - There.

- Yep. - Can someone say a joke so I don't have to go to bed

“thinking if I can pound an out of his robot house made?”

(laughing) - Maybe I will just leave on that. - You think we're gonna have like a decline in the population eventually like if people are having less and less sex, like what's the population is arising

or is it technically decreasing? - Yeah, it's growing down. - That's actually, isn't that kind of what they wanted though? - Picture this podcast ending like a really long 80s rock song where it just fades away.

- It fades away. (laughing) (laughing) - Just get quieter, quieter. They have to keep turning it up and up and up.

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