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Micahs Near Death Snowmobiling Experience, Evans Huge ($10,000) Win, & How CboysTV Invests In Content

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In today's episode the boys are at our friends UMotors dealership. We break down Evans huge gambling win and what he's spending it on, Bens destructive family Christmas, Micahs Near death snowmobiling...

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- Would you be willing to marry Spani, to get him in?

- And I'm under the snow like this, and immediately--

(laughing)

- Yeah, I think you got him, I get you look good on that thing.

- You're frittin' to me. - I got a deal done. - All right, I'll buy it. - I also wanna hear about Evan's big gambling win. - Actually cut that, like--

- Wait, are you actually in serious? - Yes, that has to be cut. - You're going on that topic again. - We'll cut it. - It's okay, buddy.

- Is everybody chewing? - Chilling. - Oh, I like how they utilize this. - Yes, I would. - Yeah, I would.

- And I'm poor, really. - Right there the same, I mean-- - Well, they're the same pod. - Yeah. - Well, I'm sure they were like, all right,

we don't sell so many wheels anymore, so--

- This is quite a way to do with all these parts. - Yeah, I kind of thought that, but then I remembered that we have a dealership with stuff at home, but I was moving everything around here. I was like, "Ah, there's just so much cool stuff here."

- Yeah, this is a really good stuff. - A dealership with stuff at home? - Well, yeah, none of it's for sale. We don't really sell the game. But we just aren't like a bunch of stuff

that would be considered dealership work. - We could create this look. - Every single week, it could be a different look. - That's 12,000. - 12,000. - 26 different podcasts every year.

- Primes like that. - New locations, new locations. - Well, we're back. The life-wide open podcast set up in a different location. So if you guys are watching this on YouTube,

you notice it looks a little bit different, and that's because we are at our friends at you motors.

The dealership that we work with for all of our toys,

dirt bikes, snowmobiles, four wheelers, and boats. So each year that they hook us up with a new boat, pretty similar to the one behind us like this, and we thought it'd be pretty cool to go and show some love and set up in their dealership.

- I mean, it's not just boats, though. I mean, how many dirt bikes, four wheelers, pretty much anything off-road comes from here as well.

I think it's a pretty beneficial, beneficial partnership

between, you know, we get some toys, and then we buy 25 more from them. - Yeah, there's a pile of us buying stuff, and then we're giving stuff away, and if they don't have it, they can find it for us.

So, yeah, I think we're here at least once a month for something. - You motors loves to see us coming. I think last time we were in here, we bought what five, six dirt bikes or something like that? To give away?

- I was thinking about that. How many vehicles do you think we've bought now to here? And I wonder who is like their biggest customer in terms of quantity? - And like, you know, you more has been around a long time,

and we're, you know, relatively new to it. So, I wonder, like, how close we are to being the top customer if we're even close to that. - We've got to be some real job. - I mean, I mean, triple digits of vehicles from here?

- Fuck, give you what you've been buying. - I was gonna say, we're for sure on the 20s. - I know, I know one person that has this beat. - Who? - Jake Paul bought like, "Oh, money, jets, yeah."

- Yeah, they're pretty proud of me. - I got a whole semi truck from here. - That is true.

- I do know that when I said that we were coming,

they thought about saying open late for you, Michael. - Yeah, every time I come in here, of course, I'm like, you know, everything looks like it would belong in my garage and fit really nicely in there. - Did you bring your checkbook?

- No, but I could get it. - Don't take credit cards. - It turns into my home city right now. - Some tells me they'd probably let you wheel it out. - Mike and they would.

- They know where you live. - They know where you live. - They know where you live. - There's a couple of rigs you might be interested walking around here.

- Exactly. - Yeah, what's one to count? - There's a classic one back behind that behind all this side. - Is that a little quad? - Yeah, a little good.

- 1990 said, I was thinking that was good for you, a badger. - I might be too big for it. - You love it. - It can's like, I found something good for you. All he says is, it's a classic one.

- I hope it gets sold though because the story is, the kid that's selling that on consignment gets a brand new one 10 when that sells. - Oh, that's lit. - It's a really sad with his dad's.

- Do a form, Mike, come on, Mike, come on, Mike, come on. - I wanted to say four now, sorry, four wheeler, if it's a four wheeler set you're 80, it gets a dirt bike, that's your 80s. - Put some dreams to be live where we just buy it in the middle here, I feel like. - I can stare at the old time. - It's a good time.

- I'm down, we still haven't done pit quads. However long we've been YouTube and we have not done pit quads. - We need to put that on the list, we need to. - Yeah, I would like to do what we did with the 120 MXZ and just put a stupid fast electric motor in it.

- That would be so dangerous in that short wheel bed. - Yeah, no suspensions and then on the other one we could pull the motor from your 250. - Yeah, we could do that and gear it and then you'll have a bad day. - That would be nice for me, a little pit quad. I've been looking for like a good pit quad, but none of them are really bad.

- I feel like they've got the jumpage really no such thing. - They're not as good. - You need the Yamaha Blaster, it's just a little bit bigger, but in my opinion, it's the perfect pick. - But it is ancient. - Blaster.

- You can get one up to 2005. - Okay. - Not that old. - 20. - Speaking of the mini snowmobiles, you brought them to your family's house over Christmas.

I just saw them return to the shop all mangled up and I wonder how in the heck did they break little mini snowmobiles?

I own the mini snowmobile and I'm fairly destructive and I never crash them.

- All right, and I got a great story for you.

How the hell did you break them? - You want to know something I'll just say before Ben's story happens here is this is literally, this was my childhood. If I ever left my dirt bike at Ben's a petal bike, a scooter, anything, I would come back and it would be broken.

Something would have happened to it and no one knew how it broke. - Every single time. - I remember it like this. - This is, I don't know, it's kind of his, his an MO. I don't know if it's his MO or it's just that.

How is his MO, I don't know what it is, but let's hear the story. - This one actually gets Ben. - Yeah, this one actually wasn't on me. - Yeah, right. - Okay, so I have four nieces and nephews, two nieces, two nephews and they are like

eight, five, three and two. So I thought that they'd be old enough for snowmobiles and I've like every Christmas for

the last like three years, I've been telling my siblings like, can I get them sleds?

And up until this point, like they've been like no, they're too young or they're not ready.

The older two are like the girls. And last year I had gotten them like a little plastic for wheelers to like ride around in the house and they got the skill base there, I guess. And my siblings were like, okay, yeah, you can get on these snowmobiles or bring these snowmobiles over and we'll give them helmets and like prep them and get them ready for this,

right? - That's what can go wrong. - I was fired up on it. So we have these two little snowmobiles that we built last year for a Seaboy's video. One of them is a little skiddo 120 pop-up of a picture of it and then we put an electric

battery and motor in it and the thing will do like 60 miles per hour. - But you brought the 250 one right, too. - So I brought that one. - No, the one with the 250 motor in it. - I didn't bring that one.

- Because it sucks. - And they'd have to shift. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- So I brought them the electric skiddo that has modes so you can detune it to go like 10 miles

per hour. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- You threw a bunch of children on like you know an hour time. - Like this thing is fast. - Yeah, it's a ripper. - It does 60 miles per hour with having on it. It's a ripper and then the other one is like the Ardicat 200 which will do, I don't know, 25 miles

per hour. - But it's a hopped up one, 20. - It's a little bit better. - Yeah. And so anyway, I surprise them with both of them and me and my brother and my brother and

log going pick them up from the shop. We bring them to the shop or to my parent's house and we had this whole plan and where my brother was going to get the kids there helmets and then me and my brother and log were going to pull out into the front of the house and they were going to be like looking out the window and see us with the snowmobiles.

So my brother goes inside and we unload them and I'm like, all right, to my brother and log. James, I go, all right, you wrote a snowmobile before, right, and he's like, yeah, not thinking anything else this, right? - It's a 120.

- Yeah, which one do you put 'em on? - I put it on the 120. Or the electric. - I put 'em on the electric. - I put 'em on the electric.

- Oh. - My favorite thing is this. - I put 'em on the electric. - Because I had to go over that 200 is a piece of shit, like it will not start, like there's something wrong with it.

So I'm that before after you guys wrote 'em before. Every time I started, I had to spray, oh, it is. - There's a reason we didn't use that one in a video. - 'Cause it sucked. - Yeah.

So I'm over there messing with this 200 spraying ether in it, trying to give it gas and like pull the pull start. And all the sudden, I just hear, oh my gosh. - And I'm gonna look back and James started to blow up your spot here, James. It's like underneath this snowmobile pile up into the pine trees.

- My favorite thing is that this happened within seconds of riding it. - I'm like James, what the fuck. And so I run over there, I like get this snowmobile off of 'em. I'm like, bro, what happened? And he's like, I slipped.

And I was like, slipped. This is the children's toy.

How did you slip and run this thing into the tree and slip?

- Yeah, he crashes up and then Ben starts aiming at it. - It's a twist throttle. - Oh yeah, it's a twist throttle. - So it starts going south, you grab-- - You're a whiskey throttle, I was like, slipped translates to whiskey throttle.

- It's kind of, yeah, so it translates there, right? So I'm just like, whoa, and then I go, are you sure you know how to ride this thing, right? We gotta get both of 'em to the front of the house here and we're in the driveway. And he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it, I just slipped and I'm like, well, don't slip again. Otherwise you're gonna run into my car right there with my parents' house.

- Did you tune it down for him? - Yeah, I did at this point, I did at this point. - So originally though it was-- - I think it might've been zooted up and so I tune it down. - I hop on the other one and I start driving around the garage.

I mean, he's a big guy, right? He's tall and that's a tiny little, it's a children's toy.

He's like, just trying to sit on this thing.

And I think while he's trying to get comfortable,

he starts whiskey throttle, yeah, and this time I'm in front of him. So he starts whiskey throttle and towards me. And so I jump off my slip and I hide behind it. And thankfully he's got a better seated position where he's able to stand up and get off of it

and it kind of goes rides a little bit, but he wasn't on the throttle. - Okay. - And I'm like, look at him, I throw my hands up and he's like, I'm good, I'm good.

I was like, guys, just chill around on this. - Sure, it looks like it. So we bring it around to the front of the house. We surprise the nieces and nephews, they were stoked. They come out and my brothers on one, I'm on the other.

I'm trying to teach my niece and my brothers trying to teach his other daughter. We're doing laps on the pond and I'm just like riding behind, I'm teaching him, you know, how to run the throttle and I'm telling him, all right,

if you start panicking, let go of the throttle. - I'm like telling him, like, all right,

you're doing good, just remember, let go of the throttle

if you start panicking.

- So you didn't go over tuck and roll first.

- I did not, I should have. So I'm trying to make it, like, as clear as possible, like panic, let go, worst case jump off. Like these things are so close to the ground, you can just slide at that point.

And so they're loving it pretty soon. They're both riding them by themselves. Or the older one was riding the articap by herself. Well, that articap was so finicky. So we put her on the schedule, she's doing great.

She's ripping around the pond on the schedule. We go inside. Well, she comes up, like 30 minutes later, and it's like, the snowmobile stuck in the cat tails. - Did the in our listening, right now?

- It's like cat tails. - No, so she gives a six year old to ticket for killing a couple of cat tails. - So she piles into the cat tails. My brother goes out there and he drags a snowmobile out.

And at this point, she'd been going for a little bit.

So he goes, do you wanna go inside now?

And she was like, yeah, let's go inside.

So Sam hops on it. - Cranks the power back up because it would barely move with like a full size adult on it. So he cranks the power back up to like, 60 miles per hour, right?

He's sitting there, she hops on, grabs the throttle and pins it. He falls off the back, 'cause this thing will wheel, if you pin it, it'll wheely. He falls off the back and at this point,

she's just holding it pin wide open along for the ride. So next thing, you know, she is be lining it across the pond and like, you guys, it's not full-pot, yeah, you can get some speed

built up, especially on that thing. Well, she hits the neighbor's driveway, which is-- - The booter. - It's like a little peninsula in between two ponds and this driveway is probably, I don't know,

12 feet wide, I'd say, 15 feet wide, maybe? - Clean clear. - Clean. - Oh. - Oh, you guys drive away?

- Clean clears it, lands on the other side of the drive. - Still on the slide? - At that point, she had like, kind of like Superman-- - Superman, like bailed off, the slide goes one way,

she goes the other, my brother's sprinting after going halfway, you know, he's at the beginning of the pond at this point for how fast she got there. And, yeah, she missed like two trees, like she like goal post right in between the trees

and you know that? It's made by like railroad ties too, so it's like-- - It's a big jump. - Yeah, it's crazy that she clear-- - Clear, clear, clear it the way that she was.

- Well, that, and if she would have kept going, it's like a solid wall on the other side of that. - Yeah, it was actually probably-- - That's the case on the area, right? - So my mom is sitting up in the house

and she just happens to look out the window as Lucas lying across the pond in Sam's running after. So my mom watches it, my mom's like, oh God! - And I hear that, and I'm sitting in the driveway. - You're not jingles back on there.

- Spending the driveway? - And I just go white, I'm like, oh shit. Uncle is in trouble, I knew I already knew what happened. And so yeah, she ended up being okay. She just got like a little bit of, you know,

like helmet rash, just from like the strap,

which just kind of goes to show how tough kids are, you know?

- Yeah, yeah. - You can take a fall like that. - What's she crying, I'm sure. - Oh yeah, she comes in, she won't even look at me. - Tell me about that. - It's her fall, I'm the bad guy, right?

And I'm just like, oh, this is not good, right? - Why would you do that? - 'Cause she was loving it. And I was like, I'm uncle of the year, right? I'm fired up, and then that happens,

and I'm like, uncle's gotta go. - Now your scary guy who brings scary toys. - Exactly. - So, you know, I start, I kind of lay low then for the rest of the night and like,

I would look at her across that house, she would start crying again, I'm like, - She'd start crying again. - She would get it. - That is not good.

And I had to leave, I had to edit the new video

I get a call from my mom or dad,

and they're like, yep, well, the kids are back riding again.

I'm like, oh my God, that's good. - They weren't ruined, right?

- Well, that's what I thought, that's where it ended, right?

- I'm still wondering when the thing breaks. - I was like, we've got five crashes and somehow it's still not broken, yeah. So then, that night, I got a call from my dad and he's like, did you hear what happened?

And I'm like, oh my God, what happened now? Well, apparently they're in the front of the house then, later the next day and the same niece was turning the sled around, whiskey throttled the other one. So she grabbed it and started twisted it,

freaking around that thing into my parents' deck and it shifted the whole deck eight inches. - Oh, oh my God. - Oh, oh my God. - Oh, and that's a heavy-duty, and-- - Oh, so good. - Solid's log. - It missed like hitting the front of the house,

which is windows, it missed some hard-mitting,

and it bounced off of like the bushes and it just sent her

straight into the deck and it almost hit her sister. - Did she fly off? - I mean, if she had to fly off. - I'd be like, how do I know? - Yeah, that's no I'll be able to took the run and maybe she flew off. It hit it pretty good.

And so I hear this and I'm like, oh, of course, that happened then I was like, well, I'm on my way to a car. - You can pick 'em up if anything messed up. I was like, if they're okay, like, are these snowbeals piled up and they're like, no, they're fine.

They're fine. I was like, well, she hit the tough snow field. - Move the deck. - Move the deck. But it didn't bend the snowbeal. Well, then I'm there that night and I'm looking at it in one ski like this.

I'm like, oh, you guys must not have looked at the snowbeal then. So the skidu front end is piled up from James Hane, the tree and then the other one is all kitty lopis from hitting the deck. But they actually hop back on 'em and they still love 'em.

- So no more sports points. - Hot onto the lake. - Wasn't the lake like a safe option? Nothing to hit? - Catch more speed to hit something faster, right? I guess I know. - I suppose.

- I'm just picturing like us like the peaceful family Christmas, everybody's inside and the family's all looking out the window and there's just carnage going on. It looks like fucking jackass out there. It definitely taught or taught a good lesson

of throttle blocks are there for a reason. - Mm. - Yeah. - Yeah. - You know? - Yeah, it's on why they make

children stuff commonly slow. - Yeah, and then we put big motors in. Alex was asking me if I had any, or we had any little, many kid snowmobiles for her nieces and nephews.

- You probably thought better of it. - I said we do, but I don't think they're, they're definitely not good for, I was just thinking, yeah, this is gonna, no. Ben showed what happens.

- But I love how it was a diverse kids and adults that were piling up over 20, 20. - It was crazy. It was crazy. So thankfully nobody got hurt.

Thankfully I think they pounded the deck back into position.

And yeah, I'm still uncle of the year, hopefully. - Really? - I don't know, you know, it's up for debate. But I wanna hear about your snowmobile trip, Mike, and I also wanna hear about Evan's big gambling win.

Let's hear, can we hear about the snowmobile trip? - I don't know, let's hear that. - Evan sends a tell us. - Evan sends, I'll just give a little contact so the listener, Evan sends a text and he was online gambling

on his phone and put $200 on what was it? - Red 18. - Is this going way back? - The big win have, I mean, how many big wins at one big win?

- The one big win you sent us, well,

there's probably always generally an up and down.

It was on my drive home, like on like Christmas Eve, or whatever. - You were driving on my gambling. - Well, allegedly, no, you were riding in the car. - You were putting $200 on one single or however.

- You throw in, well, let you drive home. - No, okay, so no, that was insane. - Yeah, I was up and down, I'd been playing for a while and I was almost home and I was like right where I started, but it was just $100, I was, I threw out hit.

So I was like $3600, so that was lit. - And so then I kind of laid low for a bit and now, the night before, I was probably in like 600 bucks and I was up to like, five grand. - Whoa, cashed out a thousand.

- All right. - That's all you can cash out. - First one. - First one thing, yeah. - Which? - Yes, it is all you can cash out, but then I,

I, I londered the rest. (sighs) So then the next day we're watching the football game we're sitting at the bar. I think I was 400 in, but I ram that up

to $10,900, but it was, it was in like $1,000 to $2,000. - Incremental.

- So you didn't win the tent, you didn't win the tent?

- You didn't win the tent, K in one swing, not even close. It was like a power grinding, but you won tent, K, and what did you text us in the group chat? - I'm getting Nicki some fake titties. - Yep, yep, so, whatever, I didn't win it.

- What did I say, me, I said, stop now.

- Yep.

- Old, your money, or get off it?

- Yep, did you do that?

- Well, okay, so, no listen to $1,000 today.

So I've got $7,000 out. - So you've managed to hold yourself. - Well, listen, so I'm $7,000 out, and we roll into last weekend, and my buddy, I have a couple buddies there playing it, too,

and I'm like, like, I can run a, I've been hot. Let me run a thousand here, or whatever, like, or not, or not on one, but I just say, 'cause I got my little strategy or whatever, so I'm like, I'm just gonna run this,

play it, play around with it, and I lose a thousand, and I'm like, all right, whatever, whatever. - Well, I throw out $200 on ready 18, while I lose it once or twice in a row, so I'm down, so now I'm $200 on ready 18,

it hits, my phone glitches, no, no. - And it wasn't just me, I'm like, wait, what the fuck just happened? - Yeah, I can say this, I'm like, oh my God,

'cause I'm like screaming, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, oh, oh, oh, yeah. And there's like, what, what, what just happened? What just happened? And I just see comments, start coming up, like, other people are commenting, like,

what just happened, what just happened? It just kicked me, what just happened? I'm like, what just happened? It refunded me my bat? - No, I said, I'm done, so I had like 1,400 left to my account,

I cashed that out and I'm done, there's no trust, no faith, I'm just done. - So, ended the day, what did I get? - Like, $8,400 of my child's dollar went to. - The real question is Nikki still getting the fake tits?

- We could, how did we get $7,000 hit? - Wow. - Ish, right? - 35 to 1, 35 to 1, 35 to 1, 35 to 1, 36. - 36 to 1, 372.

- You would've won $172,400, yeah. - Holy moly. - Dude, that shit's such a scam, I guarantee. - They saw. - The guarantee they were just like,

'cause that's a big, fatty. - It's a big win. - Yeah, that's a big one. - But that seems, it, and it'll show you. - It'll pop on the bottom of your screen,

like what other people are winning. And I mean, I've seen 15 grand pop up on there. I've seen some big numbers. But the only thing that, like immediately, I'm like, this is such a scam.

But then I do remember that it has happened once or twice

before where it jams up and it refunds my bet.

But it had never been when I had won.

- Oh. - So it didn't bother me. It's like, you know, oh, here's your $50 back. It's like, oh, never thought too much about it. But when you see the ball drop in the red 18

and rolling around in there, oh my God. - I just, this isn't sane and then it just, like, that's insane. - Glitch is out. - I would do the app and never play it again.

- Explain to me, like, what are your friends saying? What's Nikki saying when you hit that 10k and you're just like freaking out in the bar, you had to have been like, "Nik, you scared a new 10k."

- That's like the whole place I had won. - All right, yeah, 'cause it was like, what's the right I'm looking for, the, like, progressive trick? - Well, yes. - But no, but like, progressive betting, you know?

So it's like, I get up to the thousand. And then you start betting a little more. And then you hit, like, then I'm at like 3500. So I'm like, all right, now I bet a little bit more.

So I'm just working it up and Nikki's not paying attention to what I'm doing. And if I don't know, the bar was kind of busy, there was a lot going on, but me and my buddy will. He was locked in with what I was doing.

And then I hit like five grand.

And I told him like, dude, I think I'm gonna get the 10 grand

because I've been saying that Nikki's getting, Nikki's getting tips when I get the 10 grand. But I don't want to just spend the money. It's way better if I could win it, just like you're winning the story. So I'm like, yeah, I get to like that five thousand.

I'm like, oh my God will, like, do it. I might actually be able to pull this off. (laughing) He's gonna get a good down payment. And then, yeah, shears shit.

It just is like running up and no one knows what I'm doing. And I like hit it, goes up to like, yeah, 10 nine in the account or whatever. And I just like stood up and just told everyone in the bar. - Yeah, and like nobody knew what the hell I was.

The Viking Packer's game was on. And I was more locked in on my phone. - What's this little guy doing back here? Y'all know about some girl getting tips? - Yeah, yeah, exactly.

- You know, we were taking a bet, Seb. - That was gonna be all gone. - We thought you were gonna flush it. And I don't know if it was on our podcast or not, but Ken did, he did say this.

He said, if Evan flushed it, I'm gonna buy Nikki fake tips. - I, he said he was like, I did, I lost it all. (laughing) - I already, I already went through the whole story.

- What's up? - Hey, let's flip a coin through us to buy him. - What was that fair? - Don't make a money too long. - You said you already, you already have the money for it,

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I thought it was gonna be great, you know, Evan says he's gonna buy Nikki these tits, and then he just gambles the money away, so then somebody has to do it for you. But apparently, you already have the money for it, so...

- You know what? - You can't say really wish I would have been injured. - Would that be like a lease kind of deal with it? - A lease to own kind of deal, I feel like. - So I, like, why are you buying them?

Or am I like paying you for them? - No, it's like a lease to own kind of deal. With the lease, some... - No, Ken needs to pay him it. - I'm paying for it, and you're just like paying me monthly.

- Oh, and now... - Well, like once the lease is not actually buying. - Like once the lease is over, then you own them. - He's not buying it anymore. - Listen, man, the bank doesn't get to drive the car.

They give you the loan on, so don't get too excited. (both laughing) - Well, just a quick little motorboat every now and then. (both laughing) - Yes, motorboats, not cheap, not cheap, not cheap.

- Yeah, well. (beeping) - Actually, that has to be cut. (both laughing) - No, like, no, like, that actually has to be cut.

- Yeah, yeah. - No, like, no, just, just actually cut that.

Like, (beeping)

- Just cut that fucking line. - All right, all right. - Not joking, just fucking cut it. - We are done on that topic. - Ken, Ken, Ken.

- We only went the over this yesterday. - Where is this brand deal? - So, we'll, we'll cut it. - Okay, bye. - So, all right.

- I mean, fuck, so, if I keep that goddamn line in this podcast, like, actually. - People are gonna be so confused. - Tom's over here, like, like the hell's going on. - Like, Evan, that whole fucking line has to be cut.

- I'm keeping all this. - Like, I'm doing this. - I'm doing this. - I'm doing this. - Jill is here, chill out.

We're gonna cut it. - I just know if I don't make a fucking scene about it, it's not gonna get cut. - Everything's cut. - I don't know if you're gonna do this.

- I don't know if you're gonna do this. - I don't know if you're gonna do this. - Honestly, I don't know. - Are you (beep) - Ken?

- I apologize. I wish you've made the joke if you, but you literally just said you're gonna motorboat my girlfriends. (beep)

- Okay, next topic. - Okay, I'll just want to wrap that little piece up though. I was on it. - I was actually low key hoping you were going to flush to 10K as well, and now I thought it would have been

absolutely ridiculous for just the storyline and everything to add to whatever you call our lives if Ken bought your girlfriends.

- I mean, you still can't, I think you'd be good.

- I don't think-- - Oh, you only said you got the money for it, so you-- - I go now you pissed Ken up. (laughing) - Ken, what else are you upset about?

- You just get a motorboat, Evan's girlfriend, he's cool with that. - Well, if I paid for it, I feel like I got a little bit of a right to it.

- I'd be down like one, 10 second motorboat for 10 grand.

That was in bucks a second. - He said everyone's gonna want. - It was like, right, low goes all over this place right now. - What else we got to talk about? - Yeah, something, something.

- We can talk about Mike's snowmobile trip. - I think I'm gonna just, I'll hit the highlights so we don't have another big door. - Yeah, we don't want to win it. - Yeah, we don't want to win it.

- I know. - I don't want to win it. - Remember the Vegas situation? - Yeah, yeah. - Well, they tied it up like it was the craziest time.

- I'm ever more like, oh, I can't wait, I'm here. - It was, we just clearly don't do a good job. - You know, I know Ben's story about his little snowmobile has got a little, I'm just kidding. - No, no, the snow and rebel silk was insanely deep

and it was probably the deepest I've ever ridden so that was fun, right? It was, everything you could ever ask for, right?

But the second day, I got tree weld.

And it was interesting. - Spigging when they're terrifying. - The snow will be, there'll be a hole around the tree. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - So I was like, you know, making a rip up

and I bounced off a log and like just in that situation I should have not came in with as much crazy, just like, oh yeah, let's go. And I should have just ran the woods, right? - That's the snow.

- Yeah, up on the steep, you know, treeed up area. And I bounced off of this and then my sled hits the tree and kind of just like, I fall and I just like, go, boom. - How far down you think?

- I'm probably sitting in the snow like this with my arm stuck here and then the sled hits the tree and kind of bounces and lands like this. - Oh my god, it was terrifying. - Boys, I'm talking, I'm under the snow.

- God goes, help me.

- I think it's probably about stuck or something.

- And I'm under the snow like this and immediately, (laughing)

- Yeah, I never heard so much.

- I don't even turn off. - The sled was off, had the tether, so that was good. But I can't see anything and then I'm panicking like crazy for 15 seconds and I'm like, oh yeah, don't panic 'cause it's just gonna use your oxygen 10 times faster

and I'm still like, okay, okay, and then I'm like, I can't get to my radio and then I'm just like, I'm looking for my head around and then I like, clear my face and I'm like, okay, I can-- - I'm not gonna die, but then I'm like,

how's anybody gonna find me? And then after that, buddy Jeff Dennis, aka sled junkie, comes up and luckily he, I don't know, you know, so I think so, so I was on one of them and I'm gonna go this way

and he like dries right over me and like pushes a little more snow down but luckily I was strapped right here so I cleared out and then like the snow is like right there and I'm just like, restuck again.

I'm like, well, at least he saw me, I think we were in such a little steep area that it took him like two more tries to get back to me but I was chilling, I'm just like stuck in the snow like this and then eventually got you made it up there.

- Dude, I need help! - Yeah, it was terrifying and also so I'd say two things. One, I'm just gonna do my best and not end up in a tree well ever again and two, I can't even imagine being an avalanche.

I was just freaking out for like 10 or 15 seconds and like, I was fine. - So they found you? - Yeah. - And how long were you stuck in there?

- I like a minute, maybe.

- Well, I think I got a quick, a minute and a half.

- A minute and a half. - Yeah, I don't know, it goes time goes fast. I thought I had it on GoPro, I did. I finally got my helmet off and then like started recording and like,

I'm like freaking hyper ventilating. - Even like pop the clip up. - I know, I do want to put the clip in.

- It was like, I was just, and then yeah,

I look up in my summer wheels right there

and I'm just hanging in the tree. - And then it was one of those like,

all right, the rest of the day, I'm just like,

I'm just happy to be. - You're just happy to be alive, yeah. - Yeah, no kidding. - It is scary about summer. Like, it's not gonna be anything.

- It goes from fun to scary, so fast. - Yeah. - You can go from fun to scary when you're in front lawn. - I mean, I can't. - I can't.

- You gotta respect the power. - Okay. - Now is fudging terrifying, slides up there. I'm stuck in a tree wall. I couldn't breathe for a little bit.

- Oh my gosh. - And then, someone came by and buried me with more snow.

Oh, oh my gosh, oh, that was terrifying.

I don't know how I could foot under, but. That was, that was terrifying. (gasps) (sighs) I came from that way, and somehow my sled is pointed that way.

- That was scary. - I was trying to get back up here. - You're good, you're fucking, I knew you were. - I came over and I was like, oh my gosh. - When you came over, it didn't like re-bearing me,

but it made it harder to get out. I'm sorry, you're good. That was terrifying. I was fully into the snow for 30 seconds, but that was scary. - I was like, fucking tried to come up right here,

and I had so much snow on my hood that it wouldn't, but I wouldn't breathe. I was like, fuck, I'm gonna turn around again. Oh, I wasn't sure if there was anyone there. I never saw you.

- Yeah. - You know what, that story kind of reminds me of, I don't know if Ken's ever told it on this podcast,

but you remember when you were a kid, Ken,

you and your dad got lost somewhere. - You were... - You were... - You were... - Not to sleep outside. - Like, it was just me and my dad,

we were in, we were in Wyoming somewhere, and the weather just flipped on a dime, and we just got, just went wide out conditions, and we got lost, got off the trail, and then it was just like, okay,

we're just literally in the middle of the fucking forest. - We'll just sleep out there. - We'll just sleep out there. - How is this? - Did you have a kit, little?

- Nothing. - Nothing. - I was only a, what were that? It's gonna do freestyle. - Yeah.

- And my dad had like so many times. - I was really late, and even when you were 14. - I was probably eight, eight, eight, eight. - Keep in mind, a freestyle is a trail,

someone will be a, that's not even at full size.

- So tell the story here. - So like, we, you know, we eventually, it's just like, okay, we found like, you know, we got lost because it was in the middle, you know, it was a clearing opening,

and eventually we found like a tree line, and it's like, okay, we just gotta stay here until the visibility in the river. - But you didn't actually sleep.

It was that kind of sand there, basically.

- I mean, we basically just kind of sat there in my dad built a fire, and then-- - Wait, so you did have some supplies? - No, it was like, you had enough to build a fire. - You don't have to build a fire, but not like,

a sleeping bag or anything else. - Bob is an eagle. - We didn't have to possess. (laughing) - We've got to start a lake in the truck.

(laughing) - Well, you know, it was so Star Lake. - It was enough to like, you know, you know, you had a fucking hands-on. - Okay, so you had some supplies.

- You had to put hands-on either. - But Bob is an eagle scout, right? - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - So I mean, thankfully, it wasn't like being stuck out there,

was I'll say, me, I'd be, I'd have no. - You just be cold the whole time. - Well, I mean, we just be cold. - It's kind of more so like, okay, we just gotta stay here until the visibility improves,

and then, you know, hopefully we were able to find our way to a trail or some kind of civilization, you know, somebody where we can figure out how to get back to the hotel. - Why don't you guys only like, a few miles?

- A few miles? - Not even 10 miles, I think. - You could turn around. - We weren't even, I mean, it was like, my dad was calm. So it kind of, he kind of set the tone of the situation

where he kind of stayed pretty chill about it. So wasn't like, he's not panicking, making everything worse. - You guys, we're trying to ride off trail. I mean, I was young enough to the point where he'd be working at going for that.

My brother was doing that. - Well, how did you get lost on the trail? - Because we lost visibility. We didn't, you can't see anything. Like, I'm based to just following him.

He eventually like loses the trail

because it was so blown over.

Or it's just like, you know, in some of those spots

and the openings they have, like, markers every so often. And eventually the markers just stopped, and we couldn't find our way back to one of those. - Do the mounds are not to be messed with? - No, especially when you're walking.

- When the visibility basically just drops to zero. - It's just like there is terrifying. - And we've gotten a lot better. I mean, like, what you just said, like, we used to go out and care more about our GoPro

than any, any gear, you know? - We like, we bring a single thing to do. - We survive. - Yeah, so this says changed a lot. And what we just started going with people that did,

like, we used to go with ourselves because that's, we didn't know anyone else. And then as soon as we like met people, like, Jane, Blaine, and St. and David, and all these guys that live out in the mountains,

they know the severity of it. And so we, we more just, just go where they tell us is safe 'cause they know avalanche conditions were before. - We didn't really know that. - We didn't know avalanche conditions.

Like it's crazy, probably all the gnarly situations that we were in that could have been triggered.

They always have, like, supplies of when things do happen.

- Right.

- Like that where you have to spend the night.

- And those guys who were riding with, it wasn't even suggestion. It was a requirement to have that stuff. - And I think like a lot of people from the Midwest probably don't even have, like, avi bags,

or beef or pecans. - You can rent them now, which is good. Does you motors rent avi bags? - They said they'll sell them. - They do avalanche classes here.

I think if you're gonna go to the mountains even once, you should take an avalanche class. - Yeah. - Like, even just recreationally, like, for just, just the boys weekend,

just take the dang avi. - I agree. - A toy box to probably, yeah. - A couple of hours, you come here and you hang out with a bunch of people and talks and aviels.

- Especially if you don't know what you're doing. - Exactly. - If you don't know, some people don't know what they're doing. - Yeah. - It's seriously, it's like, a lot of these canyons

and train traps are death traps, essentially. Like, if it's a win-loaded face, and somebody's up trying to hit a high mark line, and it triggers it, and the rest of the crew is sitting down there. - Watch it.

- Watch it. - It could kill four people, potentially, if it was big enough avalanche. And nobody's wearing peek-ins or probes or avi bags. Like, did you guys see that avalanche

that long-track Jack posted? - Was that the one? - Jackson Hole or whatever? The one that was like 12 feet deep? - Yeah, but it was like a huge face that released.

And then there was like a couple guys down below, most of them got out of the way, but then one of them wasn't out of the way, and it swept them away. - Yeah, that was enough.

- Luckily, he was at the surface. - Yeah, he stayed on top. They could find them, but-- - Yeah, the big takeaway for the multiple group thing is like, when I was at the class here,

he was saying, and don't quote me because it could be a little different, but like, your chances of survival if one person is buried are actually pretty good, especially if the people around you know how to,

but the chances of surviving if two people, if you're one of two people buried, go down significantly. - True. - I don't know.

- It's not like you can really choose, but you can kind of choose that. But other than that, the other highlight of my trip was Spani, he was in Rebel Soak with Dalton, and then when I went back, he came back.

He's like, I'm gonna sled, and I'm like, I'm not gonna tell him, like, dude, I don't think you should sled. Like, if you're ready with his, his risk cut, if you're ready, like, come do it.

And we were all skeptical. He was even skeptical when we got to the parking line, he was like, "Dude, I'm scared." He's like, "I don't actually, like, I don't know how this is gonna go,

and I just don't wanna hold anybody out. Luckily, there, you just go up to the cabin and the snow was insanely deep, like, 100 yards off the trail, and he killed it. - That he knew it.

- Dude, it was like the last time I had facetown on him, he was moving his hands low, and then when he showed up, he's just looking at all over, you know, he's still got a journey, but yeah, it was crazy. He's like pulling pull tabs with it.

- Yeah, he's doing pull pull and pull tabs, that's part of his, part of his physio, which they call it physio in Canada,

and we call it PT, but they're always like,

"Oh, I do more physio, and he's always gaming "and I jackin' off, and never." I play Fortnite together every night with physio. - That's probably good, that's probably good. - That's probably good, that's probably good,

'cause you have to, you know, mind, hand, mind,

connection, or whatever. - I'm surprised every time I faced him, and like his, the progress he's had in such a short span is, you know, it's a maze with medicine can do. - How long does it always, like,

"Oh, get off Fortnite, whatever, hang out with me, "I'm like, I'm doing physio, it's PG, "with spending PT with me." - How's things, how's things looking with Spenys immigration?

- We got a couple little things, we got to expand on the government, just they always want just a little more information, but, you know, it's basically they just wanna know, a little bit more about, like, you know,

we're seeing he's a pro rider. How do you get to that level? Like, what was his journey from start to where you died? - You want to be a pro. - Yeah, they do it, they do it.

- And that's basically what the lawyer described,

like, we have to describe, okay, this is how he started.

This is the requirements for, you know,

where he started, to where he is today, and, like, trace results. Number of entrance, the requirements,

you have to have to get into these races.

So, there's lawyers at lawyer, all lawyers, you gotta be careful about that.

It's always one more thing with lawyers.

- Well, it's like, the government sends back this giant list of, okay, you didn't do this, this, and this, and it's like, some of them really, oh, he needs a scholarly article, I was like, okay, the type of visa we're trying to apply for,

scholarly articles are not even a requirement for that. - And he has like Red Bull shit, like, that's probably the most professional. - Yeah, and it's like, we're just trying to, it's, I think we got one document,

we got to send off and then-- - He's in Forbes. - Is he? - Yeah, yeah, for jumping over that F1 cars and Forbes. - Oh, I think there might have been one of the articles,

but yeah, it's, we're like, what more do you want from the guy? - We're in close, but, you know, we got 15 more business days and then see what they say, so. - Would you be willing to marry Cat, Erd, Spani, to get him in? - Would you do that, Ken?

- What are the requirements for that? - What do you got it? - Well, you'd just go to the little white chapel and Las Vegas, we'd make it quick. - You would have a legally bonded, you would have to guess.

- We would, we would, we would not consider it. - We would have to, but we would not you, too. - There she is. - I would consider it, I mean, I don't know. - You could move in with you, be a roommate.

- That's true. - Well, it's a rare requirement, though. - He's rent, maybe. You can charge your roommates rent. - He's a good, he's a good home maker, though.

- He is a good cook. - You're gonna say that. - You're really gonna charge your husband rent. - Yeah, exactly. He just pays in his duties.

- Well, you, you're part of the mortgage, you know, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta split things, so. - You joined Banking. - You joined Banking accounts. So Ken, how's your, how's your ice house going?

- It's great, um, is it out on the lake now? - It's out on the lake, I do have to move it. - I gotta say freaking congrats, man. - Oh, thanks, girl.

- Of course, I've always wanted an ice house.

And of course, I've always wanted one that big. I've got the privilege of going in that once, and I'm like, this is insane. I didn't even know shit like that existed. And now you own one, so I'm just,

- He was looking to get rid of it, I was looking to buy one, so is it, I was in the room.

- What's the new ice you need to move it?

- So I need to move it because it is really, it's like almost two miles out from the access, and there's a snowstorm coming in two days, so I do need to move it to your home. You need to move it a little closer to shore,

so it's not quite, it's like really far away from all the other ice houses out there. - You don't have a spot, why do you wait so much? - Oh, you're on thick ice. - Yeah, 'cause it's thick ice,

and then also like the, one of the guys is like, oh, we, you know, bring it out here, we got a cluster of two other ones out there. - Yeah, why? - You have to, 'cause the guide on the lake said,

oh, you should go to this spot, 'cause it's got really good fish, and there was really good fish to the whole night. - Aren't you just living there? - I have lived there for three or the last four nights.

- What's interesting, it's got his way to, - I do actually, I bought a fishing license in the ice house like this. - 'Cause can, at first, you're like, I literally am not gonna drill holes,

and then we're like, you gotta drill holes, and then Gavin came, and then you guys are catching fish, and now you're kind of a fisherman. - Where's the fish fry? - I didn't, I didn't pay any of 'em.

- Oh, start. - Well, 'cause there's a slot, you can only keep fish from, like, catching croppies, you can keep croppies. - Well, there's other fish, too,

but so you can, I don't fucking know, you can only keep fish from, like, one size or another. - Slots, hold on. - And none of the fish's not like that. - Fell into that range, she was there, okay,

and now we gotta throw them back. - Yeah, well, you're safe, safe, better safe and sorry. - You're like and sleeping out there over your parent house. - Well, ran out of propane one night, generator, shuffin' on me.

(laughter) Well, that's my own space, so, I can't put a price on that. - What happens when those two things stop working, is it freezing in there? - Yeah, it was freezing in there.

- No lights? - Well, the lights still work, but it's like the propane that works, I just go out and switch tanks. - See, first question I asked you was regarding the septic,

and you said, you're not using it, 'cause you don't have to deal with dumping it, so how's that looking? - Yeah, what are you doing now? - Wow.

- Icehole, huh. - No, so just take a ship before you go out there, and you can just piss on the lake, and then... - I didn't know you had plans. - Your bowels are not.

- You gotta plan this, it's not just like, oh, we're going out there. - It is in luxury, living bed.

- I didn't think you could always have, like,

able to make a crawl, yeah, that would be great. - Well, you just gotta keep the diet consistent, so there's nothing unexpected. - All right, is it possible that we could get the invite to come out here, I've seen...

- Well, yeah, there was all weekend, nobody came out there last weekend. - I wouldn't say nobody came out there, 'cause I was seeing tons of people out there on everyone else's stories, but I didn't hear anything about it.

- You guys could've came out there, but... - I mean, I'm not gonna just invite myself to your ice house. - Icehole, there was nothing about it. - I'm not very close. - I'm not very close. - I brought my fish and pulse.

You can come out there this weekend, it's gotta move it quick, and then... - Well, is it gonna be on fish? - It might be on a different lake. Oh, I might move it over to Pelican.

- That would be nice. - Wait, where is it now? - Put it on there, what's it going to do now? - It's a bottle of water. (laughing)

- It's so far out there. - It's so far out there. - That's, like, 35 minutes to get out to that thing. - Well, it's basically right in front of Gavin's house. - Oh, I see, the guide wanted it out there.

- Yeah, it's like, you should put it right there.

- Okay, it's like a 30-second walk. That makes sense. - That's basically what happened there. - I know, I thought about driving down there and just walking in and hanging out for a bit.

Then I Googled, they're like, found your pan

and then did the thing to it.

And it was like 38 minutes from where I was.

I was like, I'm not driving 38 minutes to have a beer. - Well, you nervous when you're dragging it out there, being you got the heaviest ice house, and then you also have the heaviest vehicle with your Tesla cybernode.

- No, I didn't. - And you're connected together. - I did research a cyber truck is 6600 pounds, a GMC Durmax 3,500 is like 78 or 8000. - Wow, it's not a way away. - So it is lighter. - So you're rolling like 20,000 pounds.

- Another way, yeah. - Yeah, ice road truckers. - Yeah, it's a really big footprint. - It's a long footprint. - They don't say that helps. - But I was very surprised by that too. It's like you take a Tesla, it's super heavy.

And then just to put this into perspective, you guys. Ken's ice house has not one, not two, but three slideouts. - It makes it feel massive there. - It's great. - He's got a fire place, it's, yeah. - He does he put the Starlink out there.

- Oh, it's fucking nice, he's got a full kitchen.

- Yeah. - And he's got either oven, microwave or not, not a bed, it's only a couch. - It's three pullout couches, a little short, just got a sleep at Nangle, but. (laughing)

- I still better than sleep at his parents. - You know, it's my own place, so. - I'm definitely more of an adventure. - You're not looking for the Christmas stockings there. - I saw this picture of the guy who like rescues cars

that go through the lake, Christmas stocking. And a smart car went through the lake. - What? - And I was like, damn, did you think this guy

to think he was so smart driving a little smart car?

Put it through. - Pretty dense, little nug, though. - That was like local, too. That was only probably 10 minutes from our shop, yeah. - It'd be kind of fun if someone, like, I guess not us

and no one gets hurt, but if someone put their truck

through the lake and like they called us,

we don't know how to help us help them work of it. - We would figure something out, but it'd be fun. (laughing) - You get a win, but they might could pull a truck out of the ditch and like, we're gonna go do a vehicle recovery.

We can go frozen lake, 30 feet down. - Dude, I, I, he just shows up with his little, we have a group of crew come in. - Dude, I can't just snorkel down there. - Yeah, I met a guy in Canada who did recoveries like that.

I'm like, oh, that's cool. - You come, some pretty crazy ones. And then I'm like, how deep, you know, he's like, oh, like, you know, average of like the lakes there are deep. So like, he's talking about this one that was 60 feet down.

And I'm like, it just seems crazy deep. And like, they pull it up, right? And then they find like something like a tire iron lodged in the steering wheel and then like a pole lodged on the gas.

- Oh, it's really good for all. - Yeah, yeah, like that's where I like trying to get a lot. - How do they sell? - Or is it stolen? - I don't know. - They didn't think it would be recovered or what?

- They didn't be recovered. - We're like a scuba diver with like, go down there in the sun. - Yeah, sure. - We've got that paned out, yeah.

But it might have been a stolen vehicle. - It could have been. - I was talking to a guy in a waist of a perfectly good suit. - It was a Chevy, too. - I was talking to a guy and he was saying,

he charges like $5,000 a foot for like how deep it is. Like, however deep the vehicle was, it's $5,000 a foot. - No, I don't, I don't act. - I don't act.

- And it goes down.

- Was he telling you that before you drug your ice house out there?

- I made sure I put insurance on it before it's occurring. - I think it's extreme expensive, but if you're 20 feet down, it's not 100 grand. It's not 100 grand to recover vehicle, yeah. - I know it is, it ain't cheap.

- No, it's a lot. - I wouldn't want to mess with it. But you can't leave it. Do you know how I'll get real access? - I don't even have it done.

- Per dead, yeah. - Down and Florida, if you just like, if you're boat sinks, you can just leave it and that costs a bunch of money to recover it. And then you just say, you have it now.

- Well, we were like, they'll sit there for hours. - So as long as you abandon the boat, you don't have to pay. - Yeah. - Did something I didn't know that today's podcast

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- They could happen in Alaska, they got so much snow. This is in Juneau, so it's like so far north. They got so much snow that the big barges and boats were sinking. - What?

- They're sinking, they got so much snow on the boat and they've been saying, yeah, heavy heavy snow. - What? - That crazy? - Is that where Jeff Dennis is?

- Oh, that's the same age. - There was like a home arena and all the boats were completely messed up. - So we're not talking about freight lineers. - Titanic ships.

- More like, no, like how much we have that one thing. - Like hyper-tuggable, and like, and they have sunk in the arena. Like the home arena is sunk. - Yeah, that's terrible.

- Which is awful because up there, that's like how they get around. - And also, it's just like, it's one thing to do recovery in Florida when it's not freezing. - Well, I've got to worry about as an alligator.

- Yeah, when you're doing recovery and pretty much the North Pole, like, I can't think of a much worse job.

- Yeah, Ken, I think this guy might have been

trying to retire off of you. - What, what's the chance of that? - What's the chance of that? - I'm seeing, like, complex recoveries, estimate between 6,500 to 12,000.

High end, very complicated cases, eight to 20,000. - And I'm sure it varies. - Trust me, boy. - Ken Cybertruck and Ken's frickin' 40 foot fish shall so it's gonna be a very complicated case.

- I don't know, that's just what this dude was telling me. He was like, they charge by the foot, however deep it is. - We might need to get someone in there working on the spending case with the lawyers, being kind of believing that shit.

(laughing) - Just to make sure, we're not getting taken. - Yeah, we looked into it because originally we were gonna take our teamu razor to the Bahamas. We were curious if it was going to make it

and if it didn't make it, what does that look like? - What do we decide? - Yeah, what did we find out? - Well, we did make it out of the arena. We made it to the, I mean, we tried in the video.

We made it to the mouth of the marina and we're gonna ask you this and we turned around.

But I mean, I think if you lost it in international waters,

it was kind of cool. - You could probably leave it then. - I think you just kind of, - You're just gonna get 10 miles out. - Florida would be the best place to sink something

'cause they literally have those little tow boats. - Yeah, I don't know. - Yeah, and I remember when I did that snowmobile skip across the ocean, the sea tow guy was there and we told him what we were gonna do

and he was just chillin', like, oh yeah, I'll help you. Like it sounded like if I sank it, we'd probably would have had it out of there in an hour and just already been done, like, you know, like it would've been quick.

What a cost of mine. - But, but, I don't know, I think it would've been

The best place to actually sink something.

- What is a tugboat?

Why are they so powerful?

- Tugs by it to me is like a-- - Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. - I can't pull a ship. - A tugboat is like a little diesel. - Just a telling tractor.

- They've got big trucks. - They've got big trucks. - They've got big motors. - That's not a good one. - They've got to have some torque.

- It is kind of fun. - Yeah, they don't know. - Have your kind of little tugboat? - It is. - Side of the little in front of your tugboat.

- I have your tugboat. - Me medium says, Tugboot. - It's our crazy video yesterday. A 22 minute video of a guy talking shit. Just going after our boy shred 80.

Who was apparently his friend? - Apparently. - Doesn't really seem like a-- - It was hilarious, I thought. - It was funny.

- It was hilarious in a ridiculous way, and I stand with Gavin, but like it was pretty funny. - I couldn't take him seriously, but he did have some valid points. - He said, I wasn't saying that.

- I wasn't saying that. - He made a lot of valid points. - Oh my gosh. It went in on him though, like, we asked Gavin, we're like, what's up with this?

Do you know about this? And he's like, yeah, I knew he's gonna make a video clowning me, but I thought it was gonna be like a TikTok, and it was a full feature with like, receipts 22-minute long YouTube documentary.

- I mean, like, five, a solid five minutes was just our video cut out. - Yeah, which are good by the way, CYCV.

- I think it was a guy just like trying to get clicks,

obviously, and he thought that going after Gavin and saying that he wasn't like a true three-wheeler guy while he's got his three-wheeler collection in the background. But like, bro, nobody's doing more

for the three-wheeler community than CYCV. I hate to break it to this guy and the rest of the three-wheeler world, but like, nobody was doing anything with three-wheeler before Gav.

And also, I don't know how much more there is to do, like, (laughs) - Well, that's actually where it was tough because coming when he comes around, we try to give him good YouTube advice,

and Ben first and foremost is like, dude,

you know, of course, love the three-wheeler gig, but diversify, like, you're such a good entertainer, do anything, do all kinds of stuff. And then he goes, do all three-wheeler, he loves them.

- Yes, and then he keeps, he tripples down on three-wheeler. - And he said, "He's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's like, he's going to Vegas and he'll just do whatever

the CYC was want, you know, like... - Yeah, you say that, he just said he's going to Vegas with the CYC was, that's not something a three-wheeler, right? - Right. (laughs)

- Basically, he's not filming three-wheeler videos, like, makes him not an enthusiast. - Like, oh, he didn't go to Trichfest because he went to Sturgis and it's like it. - That was funny too.

- Yeah, I think he's got it, but a lot of it was satire.

Like, I get that he was, it was like a joke. I just don't think it was like executed that well. I know like what he was trying to do, but these three-wheeler guys get real butter. - He's been the community.

- But the cut for four-wheeler guys, these quad guys, they get even more butter. - Really? - Bro, some quad guy on TikTok. I have no idea who he is or what his name is,

but essentially he was riding a stark swap for-wheeler that some company made and then all the comments. So at the beginning, oh yeah, at the video, he was like, I'm the first person to actually send it on a electric four-wheeler.

And then all the comments are like, no, you're not, Seabois did this like a year ago. And there's hundreds of comments and people say in that, and then he comes on another TikTok and he's like, oh, these Seabois fans.

- How much are they paying them? - Coming after me when I didn't say I was the first person to ride it, I was the first person to send it. Just a classic quad guy being buttered. Like, I was like, what is this dude doing?

I mean, I went like 80 feet on it. - Yeah, I just think it's different. I'm pretty sure he hasn't jumped on it. - It's very commendable. - No, I did comment on that.

And I was just like, bro, it's the same thing when we did the jet ski jump and everyone's like, oh, it's the cruiser did it first. I'm like, we're not asking our fans to say that, obviously. And I'm like, we're just trying to have fun.

And I was like, I wish these things were production units. Like, why is it so cutthroat? Like, what's the big deal? Sorry that our fans said that.

- Dude, who gives a shit if someone did it first already?

Like, oh, since someone did someone built an electric four-wheeler and now no one else can do that. Like, I don't know, people on the internet just think like, if someone already did something, no one else can do it. Like, just think of you looked at that

when the first motorcycle was made. Oh, they've already made one of those. We can't ever make anymore, you know, like, it's just a dumb way of thinking.

- Yeah, we actually like never care when somebody like,

yeah, I mean, I don't have that guy made a start. - One day, it's like, they're making what they should say. - They should be found to happen. - They should sell it. - They should sell it.

- They're really cold-stark. - We went it's quick to it, but it's like, it's not, I mean, I'm sure there's gonna be thousands, like tons of them. - Yeah, it might be, it'll probably be a production thing

at some point.

- So they guess, I would go that far though.

- I mean, I have four wheeler production. - I'm not, but I mean, who knows?

Maybe Starco makeup, but, I mean, the whole thing with quads.

I mean, Yamaha's the only company that makes it quad. Now, so, like, most of the guys that are quad guys are all running hybrid custom builds. - So, like, after somebody makes, say that company that made that stark swapped.

And then all of our subs are just in the comments.

Like, see boys did it first, see boys did it first.

They then get so mad reading the comments. And then they just flip on us and like, well, fuck the sea boys, like, they didn't even send it. Or like, there's was a piece of shit. Like, I was reading the comments, like,

like, hate it. - It was stock, it was stock, it's not even comparable. It's like, pro, why don't we, we don't care. - We didn't get, like, pro motos. - Trust is mentioned on it, but it's like,

we're not even involved, and they probably aren't salty at us until they see the comments. And then they just flip on us, like, word, somehow the problem of it. So, like, that's what happens.

Like, I guess I just, I've seen that multiple times. We do not care if somebody does the same thing that we did ever. It's the internet. You know?

You know how, like, hard it is to be original these days. - And it's definitely all how you package it. - Yeah, exactly. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - And it's definitely all how you package it.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - And it's definitely all how you package it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah.

- But in other news, so this is a special thing. This is very rare, this has happened in Kormont, but a large piece of land popped up for sale. - Oh, yeah. - Two days ago, and immediately, luckily we have a pretty good reputation

and a realtor called us right away. I was like, "Hey, do you want to come look at this?" So we went out, Evan, you weren't there. Michael, you weren't there, but we wouldn't check it out. And we were stoked.

It's just an instantly, we weren't very sold.

- Yeah, the first we weren't, first we weren't.

- Very skeptical about that place. Like, when it first popped up on Zilla, I was like, "Ah, do we really need you?" - On the what? - Nine fucking pictures?

- Yeah, it was just like, it just looks like a little bit of trees, but-- - So they were able to get to there, kid. - Glad I went there. - And then you guys got there and there was some extreme elevation.

- Yeah. - So anyways, for Minnesota. - You guys are gonna love it. We're gonna film a video. I don't want you to see it, and I'm not gonna love it, yeah.

- But like, Evan, especially you're gonna love it, dude. There's so many trails. There's like a bunch of deer stands, which like, you know, only Ben really hunts right now, but I'm planning on getting into hunt.

- All right, when's the last time you went hunting?

- This year? - Did you shoot one? - No. - I killed more deer than the both of y'all. - Oh my god.

- Yeah, right. We'll be hunting y'all. - But meet nights gonna go pretty hard. - Yeah, so anyways, but it's just, it's got a bunch of, a bunch of coolness to it.

Elevation, there's like, debaidably one of the bigger hills in the area. - It's got two ponds, two ponds. One of them connected to a small lake. I don't know, it's just cool, like, I stoked.

- We're, we're, we're excited to get it. And I think we're gonna be able to do a lot of cool stuff. Like, we got, obviously, a drift track. We have, like, moto track. We have, in Darryl cross track.

Like, we could do some kind of woods track, or, you know, I don't know, the, the, the new zone. - Opportunities are endless, so. - New zone unlocked. - And the thing that's sick is that,

what is it called, arrow lake? - Yeah. - Oh, yes. - Pretty large size lake. - We can drop our jet skis and we can like,

it's just like, our actual unlocked body of water. It's perfect for, you know, building ice tracks, or whatever we want to do, because there's not a lot of people on it. And I think we have less of a chance of getting, you know,

DNR, like, that time in your yellow soupy. - Yeah. So yeah, I mean, it's gonna be sick. And also, it's sound silly to say, but we do, what we have in missing in our videos

is a little bit of elevation. Like, we have a small hill at the farm. So it's gonna be cool to just like, I don't know, just, just different, change the scenery. And it's more land than we have at either of our current properties.

- Yeah, it's just another investment into the channel, you know, so we can keep making better videos. So I'm excited for you guys to see it, though. Like, I was like, yeah, that's gonna be cool, you know? And then when I got there, I was like, this is sick.

So that's why I was alluding to like, at first,

it was kind of like, okay, yeah, it's some good land when we were walking it. But then when we got back there on sleds, got to see all the trails. - It also came with a building with a bunch of junk in it,

which you're gonna love. - I'm gonna love it. - You're dealing with a building with junk in it.

- It's a good, that's amazing.

I was gonna say, even if it was empty, it was empty, I don't know why I just, I just love shed houses. - It'll be kind of fun to learn through it. - It's a building full of stuff

that can go straight in the dumpster. - It can't go by the dumpster, yeah, yeah. - We could do another little auction, good garage sale. - Yeah, we'll do a garage sale. - It's gonna be good to add to the collection of stuff.

- Next time that we do an auction, where I said, I think you guys will see it. This Thursday, I got pulled over today. - Yeah, I saw that, Mike. Do you remember which talk, how many this is?

- 79. - That's insane. - 79? - It can, can you do the thing where you check, 'cause when we were in Florida,

one of our friends Jenna pulled up my record, and I had, it was like 17 or 19 speeding tickets.

- But it's not gonna show the non-taker.

- Oh, yeah, I don't really show any. - It only shows when you have the actual, like, you gotta take it, you paid it. - Case closed. - Did you get it, ticket?

- He actually came back, he was such a G. - I feel like saying this out loud to the public is like, I'm gonna be beneficial to me, but he was like, I see you have a lot of speeding tickets, and I don't know how many more I would be

until you lose your license, so I'm gonna cut you a break. - Wow, I'm just, we're no like, I'm late for work. - Nothing like that. - It's all I said, yeah, I said I got a meeting. I'm just like, I'm just moving, sorry.

- Why are you just slow down? - Okay, that's the last thing I do. - Don't be ridiculous, what the fuck, come on.

- That's what I said to myself as I was driving away.

I'm like, it's funny that I'll do anything besides slowdown. - Yeah. - Like, that's not gonna be good for you. - Can you give me one minute or just be late?

- No, the first thing I said.

- Yeah, Mike, what? - Well, he's already late. - The first thing I said. - Well, already shut up, meeting 20 minutes late. - The first thing I said was,

supposed to only be 10, the first thing I said as I got into my back into the onto the road was, I gotta get my radar in this thing. (laughing) - That's actually pretty cool of him,

'cause he could've seen you have a lot of tickets and been like, all right, but you have a problem you're gonna learn today. - It would suck so bad if you lost your license. Mike, like, getting back and forth from work.

I don't know how you would do it. - I just would stay out where. - Well, I'll tell you how he would do it. So, Mike, there's this property. That's got a perfect, a build site for you.

- You can chunk off a little bit, oh yeah. - Yeah, that was possibly part of our product. - Yeah, I mean, part of our product. - I'm gonna have to sell me on that. I was like, I mean, it seems like a sick place to have him.

- And there, we have already, we've been building on that lake. - Does it on that lake? - Yes.

- You could build a house on that lake.

- Yes, I would consider it, that you should.

- Yeah. - It's actually a six-pot. - It's a really beautiful view. - Yeah, I got, okay. - Ken's gonna play it.

- He'll play it. - I'll play it. - I mean, yeah, you already sold it. (laughing) - I think you should though, Mike.

- Yeah, it'd be sick, it'd be sick to build a shelf. - For sure, more room for your stuff. - Yeah, well, it's pretty crazy. - For a guy that owns six vehicles in a water truck. - And have a, I have a one-stall garage.

Like, that doesn't, the math ain't working. - Definitely doesn't make sense. - Yeah. - Especially if you're playing on buying some more stuff when we wrap up, out of here.

- Well, I should be the way you're looking around. - I should be the least with this. - What is it, a badger 80? - I think you got it, yeah, it's a good idea. - If you got it on the side map, I let 'em get the pit bike.

- The kid's dream is a one-tint. - Can we work a deal on it, you think?

- Well, it's a consignment.

- But on that little badger over there. - Well, you got kicked this kid. - Well, no. - He's gonna be, I think he's still not gonna have it. - I think he should give him a couple hundred over retail

just to be nice. - I mean, he's gonna need some money for mods. - Roll it in here. - Yeah, true. - Just buy it, Mike.

- I know, I was thinking that. - I can use it for our mini pit, pit quad video. - I was thinking that earlier, like, you know, you're, you're hoping after tax season, you got every, all your checks and balances

so you can get nicky those tits, but you got a budget for like new bras. But I suppose you'll, you're, - No, I hope she doesn't run one. - Oh, she's.

- All right, so Mike, bring it up. - Dude, whoa, there it is. - It's clean. - It's really pretty eyes to 97. - It's almost as old as you, Mike.

- But four wheelers, actually. - Is this older than you? - No. - 97? - Oh, yep.

- It's not older than you. - Oh, I'm a 96. - I didn't know it was, I thought, Badger was just like a random brand, but it's like a Yamaha.

- This is a nice rig. Look how clean it is. - Wow. - I think it's a done deal. - Are you buying it?

- I like, we'll take it. - You'll buy it?

- Yeah, you should buy it for your niece and nephew's band.

That sounds like a great idea. - I'll buy it. - Okay, no, you need one. - This is about, oh, it doesn't have thumbs around. - Who's buying this thing?

- Mike, bids it up. - Ben, what's your offer on this? - The sale price is $18.99 or you can offer $19.50. - I think you got it, Mike. You look good on that thing.

- Can you wheelie? Of course you can wheelie it. Hey, Jill, can we try and drive this thing, Rhino? - We're pretty much there. - Oh, do it, you can wheelie it with nothing.

- Is it gonna do? - How does handle it? - Yeah, I guess I'll do it. - Okay. - You even left the key on, like a real quad gap.

- Bring your truck with or what'd you drive? - I can't drive. - I can't drive, I can't throw it in my truck. - I can't take it tonight. - Throw it in my truck.

- All right, it's fitting. - I got a deal done. - All right, I'll buy it. - That's nice, you might. - Your pressure works so well, you guys.

- This is what you actually love this thing, man. - Yeah. - I mean, we haven't started, but I'd imagine it runs because we're buying it from here. - Like I've seen you buy a lot worse.

- The same thing. - This is gonna be an appreciating asset. - Just think about that. - It's already a client. - It's gonna appreciate it.

- I don't know. - If you don't buy this, we will buy this. - Well, I think it's on that. Why would you tone that? - Well, either way we need a bunch of cheap quad.

- I agree, but this is true, okay. - But seriously, genuinely honest, like if I buy it, clearly the company wants to use it,

How does it make any sense for me to like,

to take that deal? - Well, you're gonna ride it around in your free time.

- Yeah, but here's the thing,

I have a mint three with it that I like riding more than this. - You also have a mint drift car and a mint, whatever else. - You have all these other things you like driving too, so I mean, why not add a mint drift car?

- Like, make some emotions. - Well, it's good investment. - It is a good investment. - But I'm sorry, you guys. You just said the company will buy it.

- Yeah, that was dumb, man. - Yeah, no, no, no, no. - It's supposed to be a cheap podcast, dude. - The podcast is low overhead. - Yeah, I'd let Ben buy it if I was you, 'cause you know he's just gonna get on the drive.

- Drive on. (laughing) - If you do that, I'll actually bring you. - I'm sad.

- I think this thing has been far too loved.

- It's like when you got anywhere near Ben. - Well, it's like, I got my two like nice snowmills. They're like 20 years old and they're mint. It's like, I'm not bringing them to the shop. They're gonna be nowhere near.

- Ben, I'll borrow the weekend, they'll be all by the time. - That'd be a really good video. - Keepin' 'em four hours away, we break something of Evans. - No, pay that would be pretty good. - Something you really don't break his shit for once.

- That's not how it works. - Yeah, we, we work out when I break your guys' stuff. If you break my stuff, then I'm just, we're gonna just get you. - That's so fast. - For the love of the game.

I think you broke in plenty of our stuff for the love of the game. - Yeah, dude, late night, whatever you do around there. I don't think I've broken much that wasn't beneficial. - Who broke the cabinets with the, with the drift mark?

Was that Dalton or was that you? - Oh, yeah, who drifted something into my cabinet on the end? - The lockers, it would've been a while ago. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that was true. - Not me, not Dalton, someone we're hangin' out with,

got a little whiskey thread on an e-bike. - This is a little... - So who was a u-buy property? - U-buy property. - Did you invite them to batably?

- So then that comes back on.

- I think a group is, yeah, as a group, dude.

- Oh yeah, like when you throw a drawer in the house, and then those clothes will not be-- - No, it's not like broken. - There's some rubbery, there's some rubbery mark on it. - No, there's a piece of wood that got shipped off of it. - That's on the bottom drawer.

- It's not like busted it, just was damaged. - I will say this, we had a content planning meeting yesterday of just mapping out pretty much like damn near the whole year. We have so many ideas, so many ideas, and a lot of them require buying vehicles and a lot of them.

- And a lot of work find, the scenes even make the setting up. - So it's gonna be a good year. - We got to definitely sell more t-shirts. - A lot of work for what we have planned. - Every idea was big, it was a good one,

but they were all expensive. - They're not a single cheap idea on the board. - But we're willing to invest in the content. - Thank you. - For less return then make sense for a normal investment.

But we're willing to do it. - But then you have other bits like the quad concert's gonna generate what millions? - You haven't seen my new rate. - Wow, that's the rate that I get, actually.

- Somebody's making millions. - Somebody's making money, did he get his advance? Like how's this working?

- Well yeah, he gets his advance to produce the studio album

and then he has to go on tour. I was more talking about his other stuff and then that just, it did not go well for me. - Yeah, they've even didying Ryan. - Oh, wow. (laughing)

- And then, yeah, that's the contract.

- So it's basically a done deal.

- It's gonna have me murdered and then make me pay for my funeral. - And it is something that's gonna be good. - It would do, you know, he'd be like, "Oh, pay for everything, oh, pay for everything."

But right before he died, he just took all of your assets. - Well, it's CBD CJ, he's got to get his money from somewhere. - Now I'm the agent, Ken, what, you're the producer. - You're the producer, yeah. - You're a scooter, Brian.

- Producer, writer. - You just steal all the album revenue. - He's all the-- - He's all the-- - I haven't seen him. - I haven't seen him. - Yeah, I haven't even seen him.

- Yeah, I haven't even seen him. - Yeah, that works for me. - And I get the memories. - We are talking about doing some kind of event and Ryan be the headlining performer.

So you definitely get to learn how to do more than just one song Ryan, unless you wanna do it on repeat 15 times, but really don't want to. - Which, I shouldn't have done it so well. 'Cause I don't really want that one.

- I get the credit to the editors on that one. - Oh, more than that. But I mean, I'm just saying I just made you guys have such a good time that now I have to do it again. - I did have a great time.

- I would've had it which time whether you did really good or bad. - You, you would've made up. - Lemonade on either way. - All of those lemons?

- I wanna get Ryan a feature, though. I was trying to figure out how much does it cost to have like Google Dolls feature on a song, and you love the Google Dolls.

- I always think in things.

- Name one Google Doll song. - I guess. - Uh, Iris? - The greatest song of all time. - I was getting really like Drake or Kanye.

- And I was thinking like, you're really budget, right? - Yeah. - I was thinking like back to a roots like Bad Baby or something.

- Well, but she's not really bad baby.

- He publicly said he charges like a melee for sure.

- Oh, Bad Baby. - Oh, Bad. - Bad Baby. - Can't believe it. - Bad Baby.

- Yeah, why do you hate Bad Baby, Ken?

- I came around and I think she's kind of a bad bitch now.

- Oh my God. - Is she okay? - I kind of came around. I came full circle to that. - Okay.

- But why didn't you? - I just thought her voice was extremely annoying. Now I think she's funny. - There we go. - All right.

- And Ken, you know what it was? - She's a mommy. - That's when I started liking her. - I didn't know she was a mommy. - Oh, yeah, right.

- Makes sense. - Who else would be a good feature? - Like someone that is, I guess, Chad Krugger? - Big Reno? - Probably like Gavin Adcock.

- And then Biscuit. - Limbs probably, yeah. - Limbs are on. - Yeah.

- Limbiscuit would be a really good.

- Limbiscuit. - Are you mean Fred? - Yeah, Fred Ders. - Yeah, I'm not sure, like if you could have a feature with our boy Rick Dough, I'm not sure if that's.

- It's not a nut. - I could go through a country face. - Yeah. - We tried the Ryan and wasn't your sound. - As any good artist does, they dabble in country.

- Yeah, actually. - That is actually like, it's a real thing. - No, when you come to the country and what you throw up. The real thoughts going through my brain of like, who's a feature that is not popping enough

that we could afford to get the feature on a quad song. I don't know, leave a comment down below. Someone comes in mind. But I'm talking like, F-list, like, F-list artist. - Who was A-list in like the 2000s that was,

oh, who was the guy we were looking at? Who do we go to the Civic Center with? - Sean Kingston. - Kingston, yep. - I heard somebody's going to tell you.

- They heard up for some cash for a while. - He might actually be able to do a decent rate at that rate. - You might be able to do a feature from prison. - From prison. - There you go.

- That'd be pretty lit. - Fettie Wop just got out of jail. - Yeah. - Still not. - So you can work on that.

- Sugar Ray. - Sugar Ray went to jail? - Sugar Kate? - No, I don't. (laughing)

- That's not a good video. (laughing) - I was just waiting for someone to say that. - That would suck so much. (laughing)

- You prefer ever known. - Yeah, you prefer ever known. - Sugar Kate. - Well, it's 'cause he freaked out after it. Like if someone's making fun of you and then you just blow up,

you're gonna get made fun of more. - Yeah, like I can almost guarantee that Evan is going to keep bringing up (beep) (laughing) (laughing)

- Can we change the topic here? Ben, I need to, I need to, are you lashing out because you haven't had your little nicotine things you've been trying to get everyone to take all the good point, I better refill.

- Get Ken one, he looks like he needs one. - Okay, he needs one. (laughing) - All right, what do you got here, Ben? - Yeah, so all the seedways have been addicted

to nicotine for the last time. - No, I'm off. - I mean, here's the nicotine, no. - I'm off the nicotine, no. - And now Ben, he's gonna be cool and start.

- Yeah, Ken, what the heck, come on. There's no better time to start than that one.

- I'm finally clean, and here you are,

just trying to push the nicotine, now. - Well, at least it's a cooler form of consuming it. - I'll give him that, like we gotta get F off these fucking vapes now. - Yeah, the robot.

- That dick is a little... - The hardest part was the first three days, and then it was all, is all mind and dandy after that.

I think you can, I think you can do it in 2026.

That's my goal is to get F off the vapes this year. - Wow. - That's a great goal, Ken. - There's a more than... (laughing)

- You should focus on something more, do you expect this whole podcast? Just puffin' on that thing. Think about all the air you could have done. Just clean, clean air you could have breathed in,

but here you are, just suckin' on this little thing. - See, Ken, this is how we act towards you for the last 10 years. - Yeah, and look at 'em now, it's whole life changed. - All right, it took was a little health insurance scare,

where it's all you're gonna pay it. Astronomical amount of money, and here we are. - The fact that it wasn't a billboard with your phone number on it, it was pretty crazy. It was $200 a year in the health insurance scare.

- It was like 1200. - Well, hey, you gotta save money. - He's a lot. - He's a lot. - And either way, I don't know if I want to talk about us, trying to get us hooked on nicotine, I don't know.

You're doing it for the health benefits, you say. - What health benefits are there for nicotine? - All time it's rain. - All time it's cognitive. - I don't think you have anything to worry about that

for at least 40 years. - The pressure? - I've been depressed. We were working. That was down.

I was actually down. - Okay, well, you have been over consuming, I would say. Like, you have gone more than like 30 minutes without taking a new one. - I've got a role reverse, like if it wasn't four months ago.

- Ben was sitting in Ken's chair and Ken was sitting in Ben's chair. - I just can't wait to fast forward six years from having Ben's trying to get off it. - He's all angry.

- We're putting Ben's phone number on a billboard. (laughing)

- If it gets to that point and you have to do that,

then yeah. - I don't know what, you just started this over Christmas break. Like, how did you go from nothing to just like flip the switch? - I was gifted it by my brother, you know, that was a young, impressionable kid and now addicted.

(laughing)

- I just gotta use it moderation and it's fine.

Just gotta pump the brakes a little bit. - Yeah, look at how well it worked for Ken. You know, I appreciate you keeping me in check, Ken. I'm done. - I know you're not.

- One day later. - You're going through an entire tin and one day. - Well, we didn't do shit today. And he loves her and that's pretty damn tough on it. - He's all dull.

- Plus I gave half of him how it taken everyone else auto. - Do you need one? - No.

- I think you should try and get Evan on these things,

though, to get him off the vape. - Yeah, just definitely a way cooler form with consumption, you do got it. - What are you doing? - And it's the square in your lungs.

- Like you could do those all day and you're not gonna breathe heavy. - They make me sweat. - You're already sweating. - Gotta get on the end of your sweating, right now.

- I'm like, so does playing Fortnite. (laughing) - I think you would feel it'd be a rough three days and then I think you would start to feel way better afterwards. - That was my experience.

- I don't want you feeling me any day. (laughing) - I think you can do this. You're just gonna put your fucking mind to it and you'll feel a hell of a lot better.

- Well, you try and convince me something you just radedly. (laughing) - I'm trying to convince you to stop vaping. - No, yeah, no.

- 'Cause I was in that same boat and then I just did it and you'll be happy that you did it. You're gonna look back in and be like,

"Why the fuck did I do that for so long?"

- A voice for the people right there can it. - 'Cause it's just pointless. It's just pointless. It's just pointless, damn it. - Maybe next year.

- Maybe next year. - Maybe you come cake. And actually scares me. He says maybe next year at the very beginning of the year. (laughing)

- We're at the beginning of the year. You can do it now. This can be your New Year's resolution. I'm gonna tell you. - JP.

- JP. - Hey Ken, Ken. I hate to play Twitter. - Why didn't you quit? - You have a kid on this.

I hate to play devil's advocate. But remember how mad you got when... - I thought that we were bringing you to rehab. Do you remember how mad you were? - I know.

- Do you see it? - It's not as you have to stop. - I see everything from this side of it now. - How crazy was that? - No cloud.

- We did the world. - In the world. - We did. - Yeah. - We did Ken on a billboard with his phone number up.

He doesn't notice the billboard 'cause he's so mad 'cause the little strip mall that we parked at to walk around the corner to go and look at his billboard. Had a rehab facility in the strip.

- I thought we were taking him to rehab. - I was like, are you just seriously going to rehab for nicotine?

- This is the most important thing.

- This is the most important thing. - It was a good idea. - Yeah, we did consider that there was. - That was out of even more ridiculous. But the phone call was very annoying

for a brief stint in time. - Yeah, the rehab, man, that was almost funnier than the billboard itself. Well, yeah, maybe 20, 27 though, F. - Perhaps.

- Eventually, do you have to stop it though?

- Can't you? - Do I actually have to? - Maybe the government's just gonna outlaw them one day. - Yeah, someone's gonna come out. - Back down to make 'em stop.

- 'Cause I never break 'em. - See where they're moving. Goal now? (laughing) - Oh, good stuff.

- There's no smoke or cigarette. That's way better. - It's just, we have it here. - We lost a lot. - We're good to go.

- We can cut a lot of that. - We're good to go, mom. - Good stuff. - Thank you to you Motors for letting us have a podcast here. If you're looking for anything power sports

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We got a lot of stuff to accomplish but we're gonna get back to it and yeah, it's gonna be great. So see you guys next time. - We got something new forward with Mike.

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