We Weren't Invited to Kens Birthday, Who RUINED Our Prank, & Big Wrenches Surprising Skill

You're gonna watch the roll. No, I can't afford a rolly. They packing peanut it us You got out somehow. We don't know how they found out. You can't say that out loud in public these There's children around. Did you know that Ken had a birthday party? I did it. No, I was uninvited All right, welcome back boys and girls to the life fight-up in podcasts. We got Ken, Evan Ryan and Ben Thanks for having me Mike. Yeah, yeah, you guys doing doing good brother. How are you doing? So good like Camel pants

“I put them on this morning. I'm just like someone else is probably gonna be wearing them, but no Camel pants, Ryan?”

No, I wore a camel sweatshirt. It's hard to mix the camels. Just kind of look like it. And I actually thought about ripping that hoodie just to be funny And just double camel. Yeah, Ryan you are now the outfit of the day guy really yeah Like if I post a picture like putting on a new model suit people are just like kind of gay, huh? Outfit of the day. Yeah, you're doing it. You're doing it the outfit of the day. Isn't it crazy? Like how quickly that happens? You know like CJ is just like Ryan what's up with the outfit of the day Snapchat any now

You're just the outfit of the day guy even though that's you know, I start posting them to my snap story every day. Why this is what I'm wearing today What will be funny? So I've been on this like Tourette's Tik Tok where there's this girl I think her name is like Bailey, but she has Tourette's and apparently she's super famous

She got like 12 million followers on Tik Tok. She used to have like a TLC show or something

Gretta was filming me and on it, but she does outfit of the day with her boyfriend calling talent to see Yoko on Yes, okay, it's like one of her triggers so now I'm on like outfit of the day Tik Tok because I like watch all furs because she says like the most outlandish shit

“Okay, and now I think the algorithm thinks that this is what I want to like you're more on the Tourette side of Tik Tok instead of the outfit of the day side”

Yeah, more so yeah, yeah, if you have the one up to have the show on TV on TLC with Bailey and I love it Have you guys seen the Tourette self park episode if you haven't watched it. All right, anyway I don't know what it's so funny. Yeah, it's so good. You got to watch it card man pretends to have Tourette so he actually gets Tourette's oh Really it's crazy dude like I mean, obviously it's terrible for the people that have it But like the shit that they say and yet they're still just like running loose and in public

Loose kind of like you know just grandpa wrong. Yeah, it's essentially. Yeah. It's like it's like grandpa You can't you can't say that out loud in public these there's children around old people

Always say crazy stuff. Yeah, they do but like people with Jesse obviously can't help it, right?

And they say some of the most vulgar shit you'll ever hear I think old people just don't care But can they not help it order? They just use that as an excuse. They can say whatever they want that is pretty messed up

“That's what they cover in the circuit episode people with Tourettes. Yeah. I mean, are they just using that as a cover like oh?”

I have Tourettes and then they just that's there. They're they're cute and just like get away with it That's what Dom says what he says a bad joke. Yeah I just wondered like in the world of like memes and tiktoks like let's say the sound that's going around tiktok That like fuck sound like are they just watching tiktoks? And then it's going into their head and then they're just putting it out to the world I don't know how the brain works too. I'm pretty dumb already. It's a tough

Dan age to have Tourettes because like anything could come out like any you saying something? Yeah, like you can assume something on Talks and there's so much and then you're in a funny sound going on before you know you're going on 6-7. Yeah, yeah, like that I'm gosh, you know, I Turf combo just speaking of that Ryan like it's a young kid thing right and we've all we all had things that we said when we were young But I volunteer at church, right and there's preschoolers

So they are five years old and like to me they're just babies like they don't really even know how to like say a full sentence and they're over here Like 6-7 and it's just a weirdest thing. I mean they're like they'll to me. They're like toddlers and I'm like how deep does this go? I think it goes pretty deep

But I think I think I think like it's finally coming to the point where now it's becoming not cool to say it

You know, it's like the way you're seeing it when true mainstream the five-year-olds and Uncle if they're saying I agree though now it went chito Yeah, I also was cracking up the other day when we were filming and we were out on the road and we met these guys in the bud-wise Are truck they were delivering their stoke to meet us. They gave us some energy drinks and then the last thing they say until having he's chito You know as a joke, but like the chito army is still alive and well It's good to hear. Yeah, didn't that kind of feel wrong Mike when he was like you guys want some

Bank right from something like a truck. Yeah, like we can't give you any beer anything But we could yeah energy drinks or whatever and we they just like ripped open The plastic on the pallet and like pulled three energy drinks off and then gave him to us And we don't it we can go to the gas station right over there So wrong and it also felt like I wanted to ask but I didn't want to put him in an uncomfortable position

But I was like

“Yo, who's product is this like is a store going to be like, yo, why are these cases often halfway like open?”

Yeah, like what were we robbed? Yeah, I did feel weird too, but yeah, I was like, uh, thanks dude stolen probably just marked it down as like damage. Yeah. Yeah, probably Ryan Ryan got one and then he lost it And he was just blaming me left and right. I was not blaming you. You're you're I was going to blame somebody though That's for damn sure. I feel like where where is my white what was it white gummy bear ghost or whatever?

It was like like it was like what gummy bear did you take it did you throw it away? I was like no, I just asked if you drank it cuz that that but yeah And I was pretty accused. You had the right side of the fridge open and then you'd like close it

Run around the whole shop and then you finally open the left side and there it was. Yeah, I was fridge blind

It happens every guy has it you look in the fridge Where's the catch-up you can't find where's the boy hard-boiled eggs? Where's the hard-boiled eggs? No, yeah Where was my like gummy bear and I I couldn't find it can what about when you lost your wallet in the sprint event and freaked out on everybody Wow, I was trying to find my wallet and I lost it and I'm you know trying to use the the fight You know I didn't air tag in it, so I was trying to find it and everyone was unbelievable that you couldn't find it

It's beeping beep and it brings you to within inches of it But you're pulling a China shopping in the sprint event. It's not running around move around. We got helmets. We got all kinds of stuff I'm like you're just rummaging I eventually came to the conclusion that it was in my back pocket after you swore it everybody I was like be quiet. I'm trying to hear the beeps coming from because it was like close

But ever when I went it was like

It was right by it's always two to three feet away

Fuck this thing. How do you how do you not check your pocket first? Like first in your pocket. It was in my back pocket You mean where the wallet normally goes yeah, but normally I've been trying to keep it in the front pocket Where you wearing your overalls? No, I wasn't I was wearing those wearing those wearing some pion of joggers or something

“And so that's why you didn't know is in your back pocket usually your pants are so tight”

You know that there's something in your pocket and everyone else knows cuz it's skin tight pants And there's a ball Like vacuum sealed His pants are usually vacuum sealed on to his body. No, but that was definitely a dumb moment I was like wow I should have just felt back there and and we were really close to helping and tell you

Shut the fuck up and then all of us what okay, and then started talking constantly to make an order to find Well, let's transition into another segment here can it was your birthday yesterday. It was a glorious day very nice for chill

Finally the most chill birthday. I've had in many many years really. Yeah, we usually

We usually do a little something in an event God forbid your friends celebrate your birthday can you did catch a Seaboy's Instagram post Which is the first birthday post probably and 10 many years that we've done I really enjoyed that. I was like we should really post something for Ken's birthday It's a legend it. We have so many good pictures of you. It's one thing I want to keep doing I noticed like the sickos do it. They just post a bunch of embarrassing pictures of each of the guys in the group and I loved it

Of Ken but Ken you're continuing on the trend of a bunch of people wishing you have a birthday and then you just not saying that is Fake news. All right. You didn't respond to Greta you didn't respond in our

“primals group chat or in our C-Fam group chat. That's what I thought or I'm pretty sure I said thanks guys”

And then 15 other people said it. Okay Let's find out. I'm not seeing anything. Thank you's this is not a new thing This is a every year thing. You completely ignore everyone who said I keep in mind Did I? Can this is tough right here C-Fam happy birthday Ken exclamation point exclamation point heart heart heart From Greta and no response radio silence and also Evan had a good point

He goes, you know maybe Ken just waiting till the end of the day. It's a group chat It's not quite as personal. He's just gonna fire out of thanks every way So all which would make sense all the people that texted me individually I did text back When it goes in a group chat, it's kind of like it's one that was on red right there Oh Brandon you're gonna have a lot. Oh Megan Megan and Brandon

I want to know who you did text back David your gym nice Brian the close I didn't expect back. Okay. On red on my rich rich

Hey Mike did you know that Ken had a birthday party last night? I didn't know

I was uninvited Ryan did you know that Ken had a birthday party last night. I knew Ken had a birthday party

“And on Tuesday I said Ken what are we doing for your birthday as we couldn't you said?”

I don't know and on Wednesday I said what are you doing? You said oh, maybe just grab some dinner and now on your birthday I said Ken what are you doing for your birthday and you said probably just grab some dinner with some friends That one don't fucking take it Yeah, went home and had microwave rice and a protein smoothie your dad came. I know

My dad was invited but I wasn't yeah, so it was a different group of friends They she like organized everything with like sent out the invite and she's good friends with Brandy's girlfriend

So, okay, yeah, I went to a different gathering last night and then they're like oh

I'm surprised you didn't go to Ken's birthday party It wasn't you were like it's comfortable and then they're like oh Shout out should I not have said something and I'm like not it's fine. I'm sure it was a surprise Yeah, surprise birthday, maybe there was already a lot of people and they just split our table up fuck us Ken What the hell is that supposed to make us feel better? Is that supposed to make us feel better better?

Not being in the top two not being invited to your birthday So many things just none of us were invited to Ken's birthday. It was that not weird to anyone else Thursday and you were all and you started staying there was still prompt you're having problems It was kind of like ah nobody knows that nobody knows that nobody knows that

“I had a lot going on Ken last night. I would've hated to come have a little problem. Good. Whoever hosted your birthday or you should have”

the party started at five and Nobody knew that there was problems with the video until I texted at 7. 3rd 2 and a half hours after his birthday party was done. Yeah It actually didn't circle seven and I knew you were still uploading so I was kind of like that's okay So what about Mike and me and Ryan I didn't organize

I was I was told the time in a place and then we just showed up. I did kind of feel bad about that because Who organized it did extend an invite but then when you were so kind of apathetic about me being now I was like well, I maybe just won't won't bother you. Let you have time with your reference But then I was like shit. What if it's a fucking surprise and I just said no to the invite and then you know That you were like oh damn. Where's Ryan and everybody else?

Yeah, it's too good. Can I just love how mysterious you are year after year. Well, there's no shot there's no shots Force down my throat last night. So that was really that was a posit. It's an improvement from the last couple years Anything else forced down? No, he's normally normally it's oh, here's a shot

Here's a shot. Oh, take these seven drinks and we'll get it. Get a lot of hands. Yeah, never do that to you

There's a video of it

“I think it was I don't remember because it's a laundry. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was a fun bird standing up in front of the entire restaurant”

I'm getting everyone to sing happy birthday Maybe that's why we don't do that make sense. It doesn't make sense now. Look like you had a good time. Can listen quiet See doing elk showed up. Oh, CJ was invited salt on the wound Yeah, so we still got packing peanuts. What there's one right back. I'll go over there underneath the bubble I'll be just walking from my office somewhere and I'll be like what the heck

I'll pick my feet up and there's a packing peanut on the bottom of it I even spent a kid 20 minutes in here cleaning up like the remains of what was left over I think we did a bang up job cleaning everything up. There's just I mean, yeah, they're everywhere, right? They keep coming out But just like one at a time. They're like every nook and cranny of this building. We did a good job Yeah, so if you guys saw the last video

We had planned on pranking our friend Jake so we're in this prank war, right? So last October at this point Mike About a thousand hot dogs and then they expired. They were in the back of his truck So we didn't know what to do with them So we dropped them off at Jake's doorstep thinking that he could freeze them and do something with them Well, he proceeded to mulch them up put them in his

That's hydrocedor and then he came to our compound and he sprayed the entire compound down all the cars everything So our entire compound smells like hot dog water and it has a little bits of hot dog everywhere still It's still like that it froze like pretty shortly after and so now when it thaws in the spring Oh, it's gonna just be nasty. Yeah, it's gonna happen all over again, right? So anyway, we hadn't pranked Jake back after that because we were just letting us simmer

We were just like you know had had our iron in the stove and we were just waiting for the right time to burn them And we thought they thought we were gonna strike back within like a week or two and we're like if he really funny If we just wait like oh, he was so on edge and his entire team was on edge Jake had mentioned multiple times that he just wanted us to prank him

Or going to bed at night, and so we were waiting for the right time to strike and

Last week was 20 below out and we were like all right This would be a good time to prank Jake back we got Mike's water truck going we were going to go to Jake's compound and Cover all of his vehicles in his parking lot with Mike's water truck water and make it look just like just a big ice cube A big ice cube. It's like when a fire hydrant breaks in the middle of winter and it shoots all the water up and then whatever surrounding it Usually vehicles have like feet of ice on them that was our goal to do to Jake's truck

We've been so great and yeah, so we are planning on doing that and the way that we were going to get Jake out of his shop was Jake and his crew are rebuilding Dalton's truck right now or trying to and so we were going to have Dalton just like go with Jake to his truck

“And try and figure out like the part situation and like filming up date or something like that to get him out of the shop, right?”

Dalton goes over there and apparently was acting so suspicious That they put two and two together that we were trying to prank them They figured out that the water truck was trying to get back and operating

Television which wasn't actually it wasn't working at all. It started on fire in the process, which classic amazing

My another vehicle yeah, I got cut from the video, but if you use enough ether it's flammable. It's gonna start on fire So Jake and his team like call us and they're like Yeah, we know what you guys are planning right now like the gig is up We're like what the fuck so then it pretty much turned into us just being like yo How did they figure it out and we figured Dalton just told them yeah, maybe spelled to be spilled in the beans because like

They're working on Dalton's truck and we were like did he did he like trade information? or Like a deal on the truck, but it turned out to be a combination of things

“We actually still don't entirely know I think they just put two and two together because they because you and CJ had told them that”

You were gonna soup the water truck up and surprise me and then they came over to talk sunglasses and then they were like

Asked me what they were doing with the water truck. I'm like, oh, we're just trying to make like an ice rink out in the parking lot And they're like, okay, the more information Tony gives the more I am I'm confused about where they're getting this information from. So anyway, we're like all right We're going to pivot. We're going to get them in on the prank. So they think where we're going to start taking Dalton's truck apart Because then they were like holding Dalton's truck ransom

They were like essentially telling Dalton like if you let these guys prank us We're going to dismantle your truck and send you part by part for the next month And so he was all tweaked out about it and we were like, okay, let's let's like try and Get him on our side like we're not going to prank them We're going to prank Dalton instead by actually sending him the parts right little rooms

So while we were doing that, we're going to get them out of the shop go to jakes and Start pulling Dalton's truck apart while meanwhile We're actually going to fill jakes and tie your house up with packing peanuts the day before we were going to do that prank They packing peanut it us they came to our shop and filled up my office the podcast studio Where we're sitting right now CJ's Ken's Ryan's office all with packing peanuts, right? So the night before we were going to do it to Jake

They did it to us and the only office they didn't packing peanut was Dalton's was Dalton's and two questions were posed one

“How on earth did they like know was it just coincidence and then two did they take our packing peanuts?”

That takes a little bit of planning that you got to order those in get them shipped like it takes a minimum $14 dollars to get those and they left the bags and we checked and Jake did order them So at this point it's coincidence, but court ruts too small to have coincidence How long do you have the peanuts on hand ten days pretty crazy? I think that's it got out somehow. There's no way that's 100% 100% got it. It's not a coincidence

And we still actually do not know we don't know how they found out I'm sure we could like really press them and I don't know maybe they would they would tell us But but it's part of the fog it is part of the fog of war exactly right Ryan whatever the hell that means But I think we'll find out organically which will feel a lot better But we don't know how they figured out our plan

There's a lot of theories So we posted the video last night. We said comment who you think the rat is a lot of fingers are being pointed at Dalton I would like to think that it wasn't him like he wouldn't switch up on his team like that Could it have been the mailman or like the delivery guy? That's what I was kind of thinking is I mean, we got us semi-load

Call it five days later. They sent another half semi-load two-comerant

But they're like what is going on like why are why are is this little town of 25 people Get enough packing peanuts to drown a city unless the U-line Rep told Jake because the U-line rep actually lives right next door to Jake's mom It was information unlocked. I just I thought of that last night That's a good theory, can't actually a really good theory did the delivery driver. I doubt it's what all these peanuts before

I wasn't there when it got unloaded, but I I'm pretty sure that truck came straight from Wisconsin I'm not sure at the the quantity that Jake ordered where that truck would have come from. He might have got a local truck

“Can you imagine if instead of packing peanuts we got cheese curds?”

It was just a mix up at the Wisconsin factory 40 grand. I was thinking about that as well I mean you guys you guys obviously saw what the inside of your van looked like that We put Cheetos and cheese puffs in it. I was like what if we would have followed out and spent like $10,000 on Cheetos Oh my god the dust sort of been insane the puffs. Yeah. Oh puffs. Yeah, the more space

Getting in your I will have been bad. Oh, it would ruin everything You don't just start over fresh Jake called himself the prank war champ right off to 120 60 left Deciding is that prank war champ of 20 26 and we're like buddy. It's fucking January right now. Just 20 20 hard. Yeah, what are you doing right? So we call them stuff the champ and we're like well, you can't do that And so we had to like really ramp it up and also it was a war crime to strike two times in a row

Like he didn't let us like hit them back Yeah, in between which is Part of that's that's prank war 101. I have stupid. Are you right so it was like all rules out the window

“Yeah, you should get a big trophy made. This is prank champ's 20. Well, I know he made a cardboards”

I wasn't gonna give it to ourselves. Yeah, no, we give it to ourselves, but then he'd be like what what is this? And we're like, yeah, they sent it to us who's day. I don't really know. Yeah, the good the Experts yeah If you are going to use nicotine you just look into Lucy pouches

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Pack up I get it like he doesn't want like Threats. Yeah, that's right He doesn't want Jake and Tony to like just fully disassemble his pickup throw it on his doorstep and say Here you go put it back together, but and doesn't fully add up and can something that Particularly you and I can relate on is that there's on intentional moles like I've ruined shit before and then it's like

Micah, why do you hate us? You're a rat you're a mole, and I'm like it was an accident Same thing happens to can like he slips and it sucks like just you just done it before see yeah has done it before and so and it It doesn't necessarily it makes you a mole by definition, but not by intention which is a huge difference

Just I told Jake about Gavin stupid Gavin stupid three wheeler, and I was a rat for years, then finally just doesn't really call me it too much anymore

Because I had to go I had that horrible experience buying the OG the Gavin track that he crashed into the ditch The guy was trying to like take me in his car and go for a four hour drive and stuff So it was a crate I had a crazy day so then I like told Mike about it, but yeah, you were pretty upset about it

“Oh, yeah, you can I hit the dude yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that one that thing sucked to I actually I don't remember that”

That's like when you started calling me a rat because I told Mike about it was like the surprises on Gavin Yeah, I mean I get it as better if Mike didn't know, but I didn't think it was a big deal the issue with Mike knowing is a lot of times You know, it'll end up yeah exactly. Yeah, or something like I'll fire something in the group chat and it's like

Yeah, or when we're trying to pick up

Axel Hodges to surprise Evan with and then when we're picking Axel up Mike is on his Insta story reposting videos of Axel being like yo headed to the seabois and he's sending them in our group chat that Evan's in and we're like Bro, what are you doing? Yeah, and he wears Axel pants that day. He was throwing a lot of flakes true But also it's like our Instagram group chat that Evan could potentially check three times a day or one time in three weeks Oh, also Mike might spill the beans on the rich pickup. I like the one where you're secretly picking up a wheelchair for Ken

But then posted the guy that was probably my worst on your That was true. Oh, I I sent it like to the group chat. I think it's it's almost better if it's on my story Because again can my watch my story two times in one day or once every two weeks or ever It's like it just doesn't click with you though, Mike, where you care enough to like think it through Sometimes you got to wait until the content has already been published before you can post that those those stories are those snapshots

Well, you just got to save it to your camera roll and then

“Okay, this is the interesting thing is that like 99% of time. That is what I do. That's what we all do”

But I would actually call it 65% of the time disagree. That's less than two thirds still disagree It's like we're not even done filming something open-up snapshot. Oh, Mike already posted this on there That's not true. You guys joke about that happening way more than it actually happened I think you think it happens less than it actually happens. I think I do it the most out of anyone

Yes, you guys static joke about it happening way more than it actually happens like you guys ripped jokes about all time I was about the joke. It's not even on my story I just live stream the whole thing It happened yet and it's already on Mike's story Just to remind you not to it's like oh, I mean, it's like you'd yeah

You make jokes about the thing that someone's always f and up on it's fair

But overall like I'd say can and I have f up an equal amount of things because can is so okay It was now where he doesn't even learn he doesn't even let himself find things out. Yeah, because he knows how how weak He is that keeping a secret like he's he actually is pretty self aware about it now. We're Hill like a void all here Conversations if it's even in the wind all here something. Oh, this is gonna be a secret. Okay. Let me just turn around and all Oh, go do something. I don't even know it's not even on it's not a secret that I can't know it's I don't even trust myself

Well sometimes it's like I don't need unless I am required to be involved in this It's like what's the point of even overpowering something because it's just all it's gonna do is get me riled up or something It's pointless for me to get involved until we're filming the video or I have to go pick something up or like arrange something It's just pointless. What is will just stay out of it completely? That's not my helpless in it as a multi time offender Like that is perfect. That is what you and I should be doing you get hit even harder with

You know discipline as a multi time offender. So like for example I'm I want to say it was the rich thing like when I everyone was like mica he was the one You knew because of mica right and then he's like no, it's actually CJ and then that just gets brushed over Oh, it was me damn, you know, because he does what was the other one that CJ blue would he just literally set it out You know the actual

Yeah, I heard it driving by yeah, CJ just blew the full load So how did you know how you know

“Axel was coming was it Micah's when he said that? No, it was CJ. I'm like yeah, what did what did CJ Sam see with it?”

Yeah, I hope I actually doesn't mind the cold. Yeah I look at I look at CJ. I was like see shut the fuck off. What I wanted to say is Can you think you think that way now, but even like two years ago if you even heard whisperings you're like this You were like a bloodhound. What what what is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? And you couldn't help yourself, but get like intervene

Okay, the problem is everything is a secret, so it's just like unless you're directly involved in it

It's it's just pointless trying to like figure something out you think that now, but two years ago You I know, but you help yourself, but but figure it out, but it's you had to figure it out It's just growth and you know, try this

“Honestly, it's just way less stressful. It's like growing your beard out, Mike. You'll learn. Yeah”

It was crazy personal development on kids and I think the issue is like we're not actors and everything is just a hundred times better

Right where if you don't know and you find something out you're gonna be surprised and you're gonna be excited about it

And you're gonna give a good reaction and then a lot of times if if you do find out Yeah, no reaction because it's not surprised and then it's like we have nothing to work with right? That's I think all of us are on the same page when you see something that's let's say it's directly for you and you accidentally catch a whiff and you're like Like that's my reaction if I like saw something that was being planned for me I'm just like I wish I could delete that out of my brain

Yeah, again like you said we're not actors and it's just a hundred times better and the issue with it now is like there's so many moving parts And I don't even know how many group chats I have that don't have one of you guys sitting in all of them Yeah, like like we have like 12 different group chats that just don't have one person in it because like that's the person that's getting surprised Right, so it's like when there's so many like cooks in the kitchen though Things just inevitably get spoiled damn. I didn't know you guys had a group chat with all me. Yeah

And there's probably four things in the works right now Ryan that are related to you that you don't know about that everyone else does that I'm hoping stay a secret

“For probably honestly and that's why we brought jack-in now that nobody can find out because it's like so many things”

Get spoiled because like I need help planning things and you know That's when you got to get other people involved, but you have to be specific on who you choose to help Yeah, dude, it's there's a science to this really is there might be a group chat for a prank for you Ryan that I'm not allowed in for good reason

It's like I always got involved in the actual group chat because I had to book his flights and all the everything else

Yes, that's the only reason I figured that out you didn't tell me who I was booking a flight for until I got his like information It's like I was thinking of going and seeing a hypnotist because just yesterday I saw something I wasn't supposed to Ah, I did do me try. Yeah, yeah, I love that We need an in-house hypnotist there we go the men in black Gavin what about Gavin's buddy the one that came here

And I'd Gavin birthing and alien it was good. That was crazy. We were actually talking about that yesterday I've been trying to get a mind reader to come on the podcast, but they don't want to be recorded Well, because I think if I need a portrait or whatever, you know yeah, exactly and I'm like, no, it's cool Like you do your thing and we'll just we'll just see and they're like no We don't want to let the secrets of the trade go. So what about

Oz the mentalist is that the guy's name? Yeah, but you know There's like performers and there's people who do it for the love of the game and I think we we locally Only have love of the game like the guy with the guy who does the light detector test Been trying to get light detector tests as well. No one will fucking do it everyone's a pop-up. I'm not going to do a light detector Some camera. I got one about this guy and they go he's he's not a part of the real culture

He's not even a certified electrician or whatever the fuck it is people are so against it

“So you have to have the people in California that are just doing it for acting. Why would they be against it cuz it's fake”

Light detectors are fake. They're not admissible in court and that's been a thing for a while Yeah, because it's all based off of like heart rate. Yeah, so you could either be trained to not get Excited and like fool it or train yourself to like spike your heart rate and then you would get Gavans on it like four Celsius deep everything this guy says it's just off the charts just says he's having a heart attack right now Yeah, I actually just saw a video about that with like CIA agents like they're trained to be able to pass

Like detectors all the grass. Yeah, thank you. There's something like you can put a tack in your shoe and you just step on it There's something like all the movies or something have you imagine you're about to tell a lies Stop, I'm sure you can do it. It's like that's why because you like raise your heart rate for everyone You fake the baselines and then like when the actual lies come out and then it's

It's all you fake fake the baseline so when the lies come out nobody knows that's like if you're like always

Use eyedrocks where you're always stone no one will ever know your stone. Mm-hmm

“No, you know what's you never have to use the eyedrocks. They think that's just how you look. Yeah. Did I looked up the other day?”

Sidney's like how long's the longest someone's ever slept before? Oh, yeah That's interesting and they have never really done any studies But the one showed up and it was like this so-and-so in 1962 Suck for eight days straight, but they were under a hypnotization. I'm like eight days is still a long time to be sleeping It's not just coma. Yeah, I was like can you imagine sleeping for eight days the dream right Mike the dream

Actually dude, not the dream be hungry is hell when I woke up you'd be like a better ever Evan's a classic wake up at three roomage for a snack and back to bed You know what else Evan? I got to apologize to you for and I'm also really proud of you

Right it's been negative 25 and it's been 40 and we're getting snow and it's melted and whatever and the last three times now Maybe four Evan has cleared the half pipe of snow completely cleared it

“Use the torch got it fully dry and then he goes you should probably come over and we should skate it”

And then I'm like, yeah, yeah, and I just get busy and then it snows again and then it snows more like he's cleared it off four times You guys haven't skated at all at once for like ten minutes and last yesterday There was so much snow at how long did that take you? No half hour. Okay. It's not it's a little bit better, but it's all cleared off and I just look at it I go to shame or not gonna skate it

I think we are sitting with you. We are this time. We're gonna have a we are I think we have a long stretch of warm weather we do it's been interesting We this this winter has been interesting, but yeah, we have like a stint of like 35 degree days Yeah, do you see that the other day Ben Dalton Purned you talking about you were gonna drop in and then he decided he was gonna try and he just did it

Luckily really it doesn't count until it's on the three foot, but he's he is a step ahead I didn't know we were in yeah, I mean, it did happen for competition competition competition the only guy I knew I was in competition with now is big-grinch Bro, big-grinch heard that I was going to drop in on this gate ramp and then and then he was like Ruppin on the skate ramp. I could go and do that right now and I was like what you did say

He used to be more of a street skater, but he thinks he could get it He was like I could go and drop in on that on that ramp right now And I was like let's make this a thing do a little bit and I thought that it was gonna just fall by the way

Side and I was never gonna actually hear anything about big-grinch skateboarding ever again, so we get home from our trip the other night

And him and Evan got into the roadbears on the way home in the spring around and I'm transferring footage up here And I just hear like laugh and down below Gackling and I'm like what the hell is going on, you know, it's like 11 o'clock I walked back down there in big-grinch is skating around him and Evan are skating around in the in the bay in the one man Shay I was like what the fuck is going on right now? Everyone a guest that he's game is life. He might be too important to let skate

Yeah, I got a family I was like big-grinch how many beers did you have on the way home that that you got home and said I need to ride a skateboard and he said while we were trying to finish the case and we haven't done we we haven't done the bottom yet We did before he left and how did his farm look there actually wasn't too much skating

“I think yeah, he just knocked he knocked the cobwebs off and then you know let that sit and then come back to it”

You know like an evolution you don't want to go too big. Yeah, you know on the in the first day back

Just like class you stay the liquid curd for that type of stuff like I just remember having a point in my life where I'm like I got a stop skating when I'm drunk Yeah, even he does he just like net, you know if he said six peers at the golf course. He already he lets me know not skating a night No, no, no, no, I was going to know it's the happy me if I have 12 beers of course. I'm out skating Wow, but I need to be your guy in Zorba's later. I'm just skateboarding. Oh, yeah pocket. Yeah, it's the pocket thing

But you to get loose. It's just interesting like big wrench with no beers much safer to be skating much much safer But wouldn't be skating at all if he was on no beers Ryan said it I don't know if we should be letting big wrench skate. Yeah, but we should let him drop in once keep a man from accomplishing his dreams But the thing about skateboarding though is like it's not if you follow it's waning fall and what makes a good skateboarder is how good You aren't crashing it's how good you are aren't following a grinch got body on the e-bike

He was fine. I mean, he's been on a couple hours. He's been up for a couple weeks, but he ate it. He did eat it. Big grunches just super tough He's just like that old old man's strength in old man softness. Yeah, we just got done with a little Some will be a trip and Evan did have a great point We were kind of like all big grunchy sore because he came with us and it was awesome and he's like And I really feel like this all the time and that you to your point like when we're skateboarding and falling like Evan and I kind of just feel a little bit sore all the time

“Oh, I think we were we were talking about Ken”

Yeah, but dinner was like in a whole different worlds at my back hurts and this and that and I'm like

Do you think he actually hurts worse than us or is he just never used to any like physical inconvenience?

We're like I wake up every morning and I fucking hurt but it's just been that long forever But like some people are just like maybe not used to that. I don't know I don't like for me. It's like I'm fine and then like the second we stop moving and like sat down for dinner Right my back just like locked up and I was like oh, I got I got to go lay down like it was It was fine when we kept moving and then it's just you stop and it's just bad

Dude you're just in the corner

Like a dog died or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and they're weird. He's just like playing music and you look I mean, yeah, okay Like we are all locked in and kids like we're putting on the coat and we're getting out of here pop up the video of him in the spring event. Oh, that was so funny I love a Mike's geared up. Yeah, I was just trying to like sit there and not sit in an uncomfortable position My neck was

Feeling booked back on comfortable. Oh, I do feel bad like it's not fun when you're back fucking hurts That's for sure. Imagine how I felt I guess without spoiling too much. Yeah, imagine how like Ben fell We put in a pretty good shift on some of the hills that we're not optimal or long range and I think everyone was pretty sore, but I had a stint of riding to up with Ken You'll see in the video as to why and the thing about riding a snowmobile by yourself is you see bumps coming

And you can like use your legs to anticipate the bump and then you just like raise yourself up off the seat You let the snowmobile take the brunt of the Impacts right and you're all going to take a little bit of your hovering and then when it's smooth you can sit back down Well, when you don't know when that bump is coming because you have a large man in front of you

“And you're just holding on to him for dear life because you're hanging off the back of the seat the only thing helping the impacts of the bumps”

Is your spine compressing a little bit every time every single time when the two of you were on that sled We're talking full compression nose and then when you go into those bumps with double the weight that should be on the sled It actually amplifies it. I was thinking about you too. Yeah, your spine was the only suspension I did feel bad for Ken though because I was you know, it's trying to watch the best that I could and when I would see a bump coming up I'm just like using Ken as the suspension of like holding on to him on to him hoping that he also lifts

For this bump coming like a monkey on his back. I'm like hopefully Ken stands up and there was many times where like we're flying along

This this trailer this ditch line right and it's like bump after bump after bump right so you know you can only like lift for like the first one or two

And tell the snow will be all meets you at some point of coming up and I was like, yeah, what the fuck slow down Pause Bounce on a bounce on Yeah, that was rough, but it'll it'll make more sense when you guys see the video see it in a couple weeks here Oh god, good times though. Hey, Mike. What's that?

Yeah, read it read it to the Mike Ben. Oh my god, this is so classic Relax who cares? I'm already late and then it's all of the the numbers on the watch that are supposed to go around Just jumbled at the bottom. Is it a rolly? No, can't afford a rolly kidding me. It looks like it. Wow It says relax not roll x Mike. Oh, okay. I do I about had a hard attack. I go bro. That's got to be so limited edition

“You got to have a if I can just rip around the rest here. Oh, this is this is super sick though. Isn't that funny?”

Yeah, I think roll x made a watch like that really with all of those. Who cares? I'm already late, sick I saw it poking I was like holy shit. I just thought it was too too fitting But then I also I thought that came across as a little I'm like, I'm not that careless like I actually do care So then on the back you can get into engraving and I said just kidding

I do care. I'll try to be on time next time. Really that's amazing

It is a roll like oh really 13,000 300 dollars. That's that's a cool goal for me to have like I didn't realize That was real so to me there's two different knockoff roll x's there's like let's say you get a GMT Like you can get a watch that looks like a roll x, but they're they're just trying to look like a roll x They're not trying to be a knockoff roll x and then there's obviously watches that look like a roll x And then also save a little x that aren't roll x

But they had a few watches that look just like roll x's but they save relax So I wanted to get this one since I didn't think that roll x made a watch like that, but I guess they do there's so many counterfeit watches

“There's a lot, but that's what I'm kind of getting at like so it's this would just be considered counterfeit”

Yeah, it's just kind of just a fun. No, there's so many like counterfeit roll x watches right that if you are a watch expert You don't can't even tell it's really

I'm curious. I mean not the inner box. Well, there's like they call them super fakes

“Those are like one to two thousand okay, and it's like you got to get like micro skills”

And at that point, yeah, that's it take it apart. You actually have to take these watches apart to see the movements Yeah, so see if it's even some of these movements are like getting so good really really close That just seems insane to me again spending two hundred dollars on the the one that looks like it sure Put spending two thousand dollars on the one that actually is Conning people to think I don't I know guy. I thought he had a bunch of different roll x's and then I was talking to his kid

He's like, oh no, they're all fake. Oh, that's a 30 like his kid routed him out like that is rough to hear

But yeah, that is solely for like flex culture

Like spending a little bit extra for it. That's almost like you're trying to convince yourself Yeah, I mean you can get a full collection for like 10 grand where you can't even buy one real roll x for 10 grand

“All in the eye the beholder. I guess I get it, but also like what's the point like you're trying to like aspire to buy something not just”

By the full collection. It's kind of a weird spot process to me, but yeah, I don't This podcast is brought to you by Rula a New year feels like a reset you want to feel better do better So you ask the questions. How do I take better care of myself this year for a lot of people that starts with mental health But the moment you try to begin therapy it gets weirdly complicated finding someone figuring out insurance

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I don't even know like just a flex what statement. I'm trying to make with watches. I just genuinely find it fun I can I have like the one expensive watch sitting out for my wedding the rest of them are like under $300 And they get lots of compliments and that's as far as it needs to go. But do they say oh, is that a AP and then you're like not this and I mean sometimes, but then I do think it's funny when I'm wearing the Casio mod like it's a Casio watch that someone else modded That I bought for three hundred bucks that's like Mike's got an AP and I'm like

Roll like it's not even like they thought I had an AP. It's like no, I don't have an AP. I didn't spend 60k on a watch and Then I guess it's actually not obvious because like money Mike persona When people are like oh Mike's got of course he has an AP. Yeah, that just would be insane buying another car for that You know what I'm saying yeah, I saw an interesting theory on TikTok and it was that the side of your car that your gas tank is on is Whether it's a girl car or a guy car really completely disagree that zippers

Those zippers is also as well, but zippers is actually they say it started when there would be cars that women would drive Because they put it on the passenger side because the man would get out and fill the gas like a lot of his Malibu passenger side my Corvette Driver side but yeah, it does get a little because because if it's a woman's car the man gets out of the passenger

“See which I personally think he should be driving the car. I think so too”

But that that the man gets out of the passenger seat pumps gas. I think a lot more like domestic cars have it on the driver's side A lot more like imports having on the passenger side because that's the side-destering wheels on in the country is made Not necessarily what is the science behind where they put the gas tank? Probably wherever there's room

You know, I always thought cars were on the on the passenger side, but then I realized it's not trucks driver's side

That's a man's car should just be on the driver's side if possible, but there's some engineering restraints. I'm sure Like the theory I've been looking now and I like look at a car. I go is that a man's car or a woman's car Ryan's is so it's like he's really loving a car It's conflicted because it's on the yeah, oh, it's on the passenger side can't can't do or so besides for a Malibu though like does that theory Yeah, it's been a little as I've been passenger

But that's because it's an import like hence that because of steering wheels normally on the other side your focus

“Have you even put gas in that car on the passenger girl car my Broncos on the driver's side? It is what side's a Jeep on drivers?”

So yeah, that's just the month it. Yeah, that won't be right there, but but like I did hit a deer

I've blamed myself. I was sent in a snapchat to Gavin he was he was wondering how

All the wrench he was like wondering about how some of the builds worked out throughout the day when we filmed But he was gone and I was like just give it him an update and I like was just watching it back and press send and boom Like you know in that situation had I not been on my phone setting him a snapchat

“I would have probably slowed down enough to either do less damage or not hit it at all. How'd the Jeep fare?”

It's all right. It's one of those ones like I don't think I want to make a claim I noticed some more density. You know the one you look at it. Yeah, it's our way the hood is cocked and the the door is dented Oh shit the funniest part was when I I turned back I won't show this because it's just kind of gross

But I turn back to see if the deer was dead or not

You know, if it's not you go take care of it. I would dispatch it yourself. And then I get to town I've been driving all over town go to eat and then I realized just blood. All Another car all over the wheels. Oh, yeah, it's dead. So you did a number on that thing. Yeah, I was surprised The weight you know you sent a text. Oh, I had a deer blah blah blah And then you like I saw the car and I was like, oh, that looks a lot better than I would have expected

Yes, I was a deer. It was a horrible fender grill light bumper door. It's funny that well, that's when you start getting fender door Like that's when it really you know you take out a bumper and some front stuff just before I did that it was funny

You were like right my cut. Yeah, if you're gonna drive the Jeep and be cool to like soup it up

I know you love like that not leave engine stoppers And so then I of course after I hit the deer I started looking for bumpers and I realized I just don't really like modded jeeps I actually I prefer the way it looks like stock unless you're gonna go crazy and make it like this

“Overlanding sick rig I think putting like an aftermarket bumper on a jeep's like with a big bull bar or whatever”

It's just pointless they have like hundred different bumpers for these things and I maybe like one maybe this was God's way of saying that you shouldn't be driving a Jeep, but maybe you think that's maybe that's just Maybe that's just you conveying that you don't want me to drive a Jeep. I don't care what you drive. I don't think God does either Just wait now Mike if you have if you have one more deer then people start going don't let him drive the company vehicles He's gonna hit a deer in the last month true you had a one Mike in two years last month. I missed you know

I literally hit the mirror like that be that's like because you were driving a little car. Yeah in the core of that Deer are getting dumb like CDO's driving this printer van back from our latest video and we had to lock it up Everything flying multiple times because there was so many deer that we almost hit and like someone would look out the front window And sure shit. There's a deer standing in the middle of the road like they were close What are the odds that the two brothers of the group are just clock and deer? I mean it used to be can

It's got to run in the family, huh? My take is is all the land around here that used to be hunting land They're putting sheds up on which were partially guilty of but all the hunting land nobody fucking hunts around here anymore So all the deer that used to get clobbered by guns nobody's hunting and now they're just running around committing suicide in the front of my car Get your kids in Hunter safety and kill deer. So I don't have to do with my car What if you pull I'll put a kid through Hunter safety if you need money to go through Hunter safety

All of that mo you how much is it? Yeah, I'm a probably a hundred bucks hundred bucks

“I'll bend my $100 bucks to get you through Hunter safety if you hunt in Becker County. What if you just pull you go?”

It's easy. It's like a steel bumper on your Hummer and then just plow over I don't need to change my life for a dumb animal. Well, you can do it all for the Hummer either Yeah, I think there is actually something to be said about that Yeah, you're right. Yeah, it's pretty good. Oh, there's definitely for around here if you look at even like where our farm is that whole field like somebody would have been out there Hunt in that shit 10 years ago and then now all the deer fuck around and reproduce and get stupider all the smart ones are hiding up in the northwoods

Getting bigger and all the stupid ones are staying down here running at cars. I'll tell you what there's one less deer after last night You took out one two? No, no, no, I'm Jeff. There is one person in front of me I've driven Ben's Raptor. I'm coming back from from Otoban and this guy's like right in front of me And he's going like really slow. Yeah, I'm watching for deer. It's super annoying 50. Yeah, and he's got this brand new Chevy truck No, it's just was it sick? No, it was a brand new Chevy truck sounds pretty sick

Anyways, it's this deer and he goes oh It was like slow motion in the air. Oh, it lands and the dude just drives off and leaves it in the middle of the road

And so then I went I'd drug it in the in the woods or whatever, but that was nice

Yeah, I do people are dumb. Deer are dumb. Oh dear are dumb. Yeah, people are dumb for hitting deer

“Why would you just leave it in the road for someone else the hit? I think we shouldn't do that normally you're so pissed off”

You're more like oh this freaking deer just hit my car Yes, so flustered about that. You just drive off. You keep driving. Don't let me find it luckily for me Both mind bounce back in the ditch. Yeah, homer actually vaporized them There was nothing to clean up, you need another little rain storm. That was my evidence was gone. My immediate thought after doing it was Man, I wish I had my truck. Yeah, I think we're now eight that that's more the the point

I guess I was trying to make Mike but you driving the Jeep is you got a pretty sick truck But then the thought after that was man. I'm so glad I was driving like a SUV or you know truck would have oh vaporized it, but then I'm like what if I would have been driving my vapor? That would have You might have scooped out underneath what that thing is so you're just going to take out all the deer in the winter Some when the roads are nice and the summer there we go. There's no deer to hit

“Yeah, that's how it works everyone that that makes the drive from our lakes area to the Fargo more had Fargo North Dakota area”

We take the road called the down road and the guys at the body shop are like oh, yeah If you drive that road every day, it's not a matter of if it's when which is so true You do clock a lot more miles. So yeah, I'm gonna it's not the gonna be the last year I hit this is hoping it's in the truck next time. Yeah, dear dumb They I'm just now. I'm gonna piss off. I see the video about a deer like broke the window to a bank

And was just running around inside now the robbing banks Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're running banks that one was pretty funny. It just like It's the body cam of a cop like crawling through the window of a bank because they're thinking that all this banks like A robberies and progress and it's just a deer just sprinting around the lobby of this bank. Did he get to shoot it? I know they wrangle it and got it back outside

Is that real or is that a eye?

I thought it was before I happened. Yeah, can never tell these days, but it looked real hot topic

But like all the Epstein files like I don't know what to believe because there's so much that can just be fake Yeah, there's a website called this is kind of crazy that someone made this is called jmail.world And you go and they coat it like a Gmail website and you can go on to it and like search all of his emails like you're in his Gmail and you can search people and you can go to a pictures tab like it's it's pretty impressive that someone that they made it

“But yeah, jmail.world, but there's what like three million documents. Holy crap. I think they've released three and a half”

And someone had to go in and black them all out. Well, they missed quite a bit originally. They redacted like So much shit and now this new wave that came out. There's a lot less than it's for that. Also that it's less that it's like three percent and what's not out isn't Gonna come out like now they fulfilled or whatever that was 30% of it

Busy fucking guys. I thought it was like over 10 million like if there are three million pages or documents

It was like 10 million so they also did like an the worst job possible of like censoring this stuff So you could just highlight it copy and paste and then see what was underneath that Did you see they were talking about pizza gate pizza gates back on? That was a big thing and was basically now confirmed that pizza gate was real was real is before and when you Google pizza gate They were saying it's like a debunked theory and there's like 11,000 references to pizza

And it's like did you enjoy that pizza last night? Mm-hmm. It was sure que yes the pizza party last night was so fun and yummy Yeah, I guess the thing that I've taken away from Reading a lot of the emails is like a lot of them seem like damn near a literate What are they doing a lot of code oh yeah, they're just talking dumb. It looks like a Chinese owner's manual That's a good room. We need Evan to get in there. He's the only one that can

Yeah, I did see this that they think that there's these two guys. Oh, yeah, I don't know that one is a good example of something I don't know is true that there's a theory going around that the island boys are Jeffrey Epstein's Mr. and sons, so and if that were true, it'd be wild There's a lot so many theories that I see a new one every single day where it's it's hard to figure out Which ones are real which ones are fake or which ones? I feel like the internet is just running with essentially

You can say or do whatever you want at this point because there's so much many documents that like Unless you're really deep in the weeds of it how are people gonna debunk it right?

But then did you got there's just came out as of yesterday that he his his fortnight and he was playing rocket league

Like his account is active, you know, they found his activation e-mails and that account was in his e-mails And that account is still being played today in Israel Guys just what they say really? Yeah, but as of our as it like a couple weeks ago He's playing rocket league what somebody was supposed to somebody was with that account from Israel. That's where the IP was I wonder if he's got good skins on foot in it

Yeah, I don't know dude. There's so much no he's playing a Sabrina carpenter You know he's running around that can do you think that he killed himself? No, I so I don't know if you guys saw there's a theory that oh you got swapped out with a body double and then in that last little trove of documents

There was they they tracked down the guy that made like an anonymous fortune and a reddit post or something along

“Are they able to prove that he actually did and that guy did work for the jail that you know where Epstein was at and what did this guy say though?”

He was like oh there was some suspicious activity in Epstein's area There was a guy that got brought in in a wheelchair and then you know whatever and then the next morning He's dead like a van that wasn't on the schedule. It's all very suspicious So do you think that he killed himself was murdered or is still alive living in Israel? He did not he did absolutely did not kill himself. He might have been swapped out or he's like or he got murdered

Or he's playing Rocket League. I think he either got murdered or they swapped it out of the body Double because there was another picture of like

He sure one of those is ear looks a little funny in the the death of that two and it like again

You go down all the rabbit holes, but they didn't even look close to the same when they look at the ear features and the nose features Yeah, I think he's still alive somewhere. I saw a theory say where they were just talking about on the autopsy The bones that usually break when you hang yourself You like there has to be so much like brute force or impact of like you know doing it Sometimes one bone is broken rarely two bones are broken, but in this case three bones were broken, which is like damn near impossible when you're paying yourself

But that's where I wonder Was it even him right bro? There's so much crazy shit out there Think about how much Tom Fullerian secrecy are going on between this frickin 11 of us around here that I don't even know about like for the rest of the world brother It just brings me back to like what I know this is before a lot of like not weird shit Sorry, I better I better clarify that not weird shit, but just like not the prank just a prank for working on here

Yeah, you know like yeah, exactly almost secrets, but sorry. I couldn't even um so it was a time in emails like

“2013 let's say it was a time of emails, right? But like didn't they know that all of these are like they just stay existing?”

Well, it wasn't using some email what wasn't using like a private email It wasn't even a question. I listened to this deal yesterday And they were saying that every email that he would send it had like Disclamer on it like you're supposed to destroy it and like if it ever gets used at any other way or whatever Okay, yeah, a footing on all the emails. Yeah

Be prosecuted if this email leaves will be intended. That's just any email with a lawyer has that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah Weird so I just doesn't hold up is there even any like messaging platforms that exist today That wouldn't document everything in some sort of way on some server like I just I'm genuinely curious Like if you like talk back and forth on WhatsApp, and they needed to pull up those conversations from Seven years ago. Do they exist because on email? They for sure do

What's up and telegram? They're supposedly encrypted right and they can't access it from their server side without the encryption key

“But how do you actually know that's the truth and not just like they're marketing right?”

What have you been seeing about it, Ev? You're pretty. Yeah, you're pretty deep into areas of theories Not really too much as obviously the random stuff that I like pop up on Instagram People reposting crazy stuff, but I listened to like one Podcast yesterday like an hour podcast that nothing that we didn't just talk about yeah What do you think I think he's proud? I think he's probably still alive really yeah

But I'm on the same page of like who knows like some of the stuff like now You can just write the most all-landish thing because it probably was a lot of all-landish shit Happening and then you can write stuff it's like what really happened? I don't know. It's so easy for any kid That has Photoshop to make an email and then just post to the world Just touch nobody does their due diligence to see if it's real or not and then it runs

Runs wild and then it is interesting if someone were to post something blatantly fake But no one was believing his fake and then you're in the comments saying this isn't real everyone's like why are you defending him?

You see yeah, this is definitely a lot bigger than left and right I think there needs to be some arrests and I don't really care which side it's on but and also it was interesting Evan just posed he's like dude like what if you know if it ever gets out that like he's alive somewhere like you know confirmed like there's gonna be like a Worldwide man hunt, but it's like how can someone hide for this Long when you're world world leader so then I said I was there only you have a shit little money been hiding

“He's been hiding since 2019 like the only way would be like a ton of people are protecting you”

That would be the only way Think about how many people he was associated with that have a reason to like keep that quiet or keep that under wraps There's so many people affiliated with him where it's like they have every reason to either kill him or make sure he's silenced See, that's where I understand like just killing him. That's why you can't really that out. Yeah, right like for how many Powerful and you know politicians and celebrities and how many people are like compromised by things that he knew

Then you wonder it was he such an asset to certain Super mega powerful rich people that if someone else that was also associated with him Like I got to take him out with them. They'd be targeting that person that took him out to protect them Yeah, being like why do you take him out? We we need it him because he's like an Israeli spy such an asset to them Whatever ways

But crazy you got to wonder like is there things?

That the world will just never find out is this one of them

But it's like this is one of those things that people have not moved on from where obviously It's so crazy in the the things that he did just to find people not moving on from but like in this day and age The internet just like one thing happens this week and then next everyone forgets about it And this doesn't seem to be one of those things like you go into like any politicians

“Comment section on x thread or on an Instagram post and that's like all the comments top comments, right?”

And it's been like that for a long time. Can I see Government and higher-ups just like never giving people what they want Moon landing 9/11. There's plenty of like kind of controversial things that someone's got the answer to but they're still just

But also like say they do just release everything and then there's always gonna be that group people

It's like there's something else back there that's just buried evidence I mean you never truly know like what is the truth like is there truly some stuff that's just Will never see the light of day or is this genuinely everything there's no way that there's no way it's Absolutely not yeah with that though like Evan said like this is all that's being released like does it hand here like do people now move on Well, when they said oh, this is this is the release of the of the files

When it does it end and at this point and then people are like, okay?

“Well, we didn't get our answers, so we're gonna just leave it. Well, that's why I'm curious because like the Clintons are like there”

They agreed to testify they were about to be held in contempt, which would basically mean that they could Arrest them for not testifying and so then on the last day before they were held in contempt there agreed to testify But it's behind closed doors nothing will happen and then nothing will ever come up

Happened and everyone's always like oh as soon as this happens like it'll all be exposed

Like I feel like there's been so many instances like that in so many different, you know Events or like hot topics that never come to light a day, I keep thinking about hot topic Of course time you say that I do to of course Well good back there in shopping right some black trousers with a few chains. Yeah, you know what? I just wonder if we'll ever get the full story on

It's shred 80 in Spani in Australia. I think I'll do that. I've been calling and trying to get up there I know and just wonder what's going on Gavin's running around in that swim shirt all week I know I'm just so intrigued. I just can't even imagine what those two are up to well I told I told me like Spani should just put on a live stream and follow Gavin around Australia and see what this dude does Yeah, I mean, I could just see him ordering coffee. Oh, oh, my y'all a good guy

I was gonna trouble us, but I want to I was under the impression that after you were like double digits like ten years old You're not supposed to wear a swimsuit. Yeah, I just am really curious what is reasoning Is I mean, it's Australia this it's soldered down there. That's all it's pretty strong. Oh, tell you why Yeah, this dude's a ginger and he yeah, he is a red hat. He burns if he's in doors. Yeah It sounds probably intense and I'll show you right this guy. It's summer down there. He looks like

So the hat that he has on has the strap to his strap with a clip on it and then

You got this sunglasses that also have the band around the back focus. He can't lose the sunglasses He just looks like you dressed your three-year-old son to bring to the beach. I love that guy I faced I'm the last night. Spending was actually nice enough to just flip the camera around and just let me watch him in the wild What a treat. Yeah, well just green record it. Of course. Looks like a pretty good time So Spending them look at him. Spending his brother lives in Australia

So they're visiting him and riding and and it's just so funny that he brought Gavin a little side mission But a pretty big side mission, actually

“He's ripping two wheels down there. Yeah, I'm on to dude. I think we we got to go to Australia”

The other hundred percent Spending was like bro come and I was like, oh fuck. I'm just just a little busy Yeah, they were like dude. Just come this weekend I was like isn't like a 24 hour flight. Yeah, bro. They were in the plane for 15 hours straight That sounds like literal hell it is crazy like the way he Gavin posts when they're getting on

He's like yeah, we're on the plane. It's gonna be a long 18 hour flight and then post basically the next day

And it was like can you believe we're still on the plane? I played Xbox for a few hours Yeah, slept woke up went to the gym and they were still on a plane. We got a pretty Deep roster of fans in Australia though So I think if we do go to Australia someday would be able to have a pretty good time

“This is actually perfect time how many people have hit us up like if you ever make it to Australia”

Hit me up mate. Yeah, my yeah, let me just pull it up here All right, this is perfect time for a little game I have okay you're gonna deepen those notes. Holy crap Oh brother, I've got so many All right Little game called blind ranking are top 10 subscriber locations. Country by country. I country. This is for the main channel

Okay, so I'm gonna I'm gonna give you a country and you put it in which position you think got it Who's doing it are we just kind of everybody As a group and then I'm gonna I'm gonna take a note of it here for you. All right. Let's go Australia Where do you think Australia ranks one three ten three I agree three or four I'm gonna say four I guess we ought to agree here boys It's three. All right. We go with three we're gonna go a little a little different one

India It's got to be ten ninety two Let's go eight India's got a ton of people a lot of people. They don't speak English. Hmm three on nine. Yeah. Let's go nine Canada two Germany

It's a six six. I'd say five six. Yeah. I'd say five or six. Let me say six six. Then man. They love beer over there. I still keep it cold and the cylindrical meat What is that warm beer? Oh, I don't know. That's not how they drink it so fast. They don't have time to get it cold That's funny. Uh, okay Brazil That could be a top six one two. What do we guess the other one six or Germany at six because you got you're thinking UK and New Zealand are

“Okay seven to be like probably four five seven. I think eight. Okay. Can you brought up the UK?”

Where do you think the UK's at you have one four five seven ten left? Or four four four four four four Sweden. Oh shit. I would have put I Sweden that four. So we'll put it at five five five five Can you just press United States okay, we'll just put the US's number one you're you're right and you imagine if it wasn't number one the Philippines That's got to be number ten. Yeah, call it 10. What are we missing? There's only a been there's the last one is Indonesia Oh, right. You're gonna stick that one at number seven. All right, you're listening to you. I'm not on the list

New Zealand is not on the list. Oh, huh surprising. All right, so how we do all right. He let's pull it up

Number one, all right United States very nice very nice second you guys ranked at number eight

Second is India. Wow that's fucking crazy. Really do have so many people that they are number two That must just be shorts because the view duration is I could be. Oh, that is. Yeah, that is okay shorts I exclude shorts. This is why we do wish you two would split shorts analytics and long form They do well. Yeah, but not clearly for this then you were right on the right track Canada number three Then you had still wrong. Oh, yep

Then you had Australia Australia is all the way down in number five Okay, we were close with yeah, Australia and UK and then yeah Indonesia Brazil The lapine's Germany We didn't last but I guess it's gonna be a pop but again to Ken's point the view duration Yes, yep, you can tell where they're watching short so they're watching the full videos in Sweden

They're obviously watching long form UK. They are Canada. They are India. They are not but I will say

We do a great job of with the shorts is you don't need to yeah no English to watch sea boys TV shorts, especially. I mean, there's just so many viral shorts, right? So I think that it's gonna get to a point though where you go on YouTube and it's all just dubbed in the Your language not just captions. I've seen a lot of you videos. I can't remember if it's either Instagram or YouTube It'll automatically change the voice into whatever your native language. Yeah

“I think Instagram is starting to do that more, but we've looked into it for YouTube and it's a service that you have to pay for it”

You have to pay for like every single minute, right? So if we have a 15-minute video, it's a lot more expensive But they actually go in and like the AI your mouth and they have like voice actors So it matches the words that you're saying you're right Ryan, but like think of Sora now They just take your voice in. I know it's I've seen I forget what platform is on

They don't change any of the video side of it, but they'll automatically translate the audio side of it Right, but we were just saying they take it one step further and they they think the mouth actually works pretty good I think yeah, you're saying like YouTube will eventually just I can't agree with that. I think it will yeah I think it'll be an integrated one day, but like that's the beauty of I guess the content that we make is I think that it's gonna be applicable to the entire world of like people that like you know action sports and

Automotive content where as soon as they can some what understand what we're saying It's a pretty universal thing right, but like a lot of creators are pretty like niche focus to the country that you live in Right, especially if it's like a political or like and I don't know well

“That's why it's anything like that that's kind of dependent on the where you're in right. That's why we never really could watch KSI because we couldn't understand him”

Just speaking English, but you okay, but I mean, you know, that's pretty cool to apply to the rest of the world But actually what sparked this challenge for me was What's how many of you guys get right? I was gonna I was gonna have the podcast one bro I thought I got one right I was gonna have the podcast donate a thousand dollars to each one of you based on how many you got right But then I was gonna have if you got them wrong you would lose money. Yeah, we would be

The last nine that's not oh go figure out our main money from this podcast Ryan Zeeland that walks away with money. You're welcome

We got three be right. That's it. What started this is I looked at our total views two billion views boys

Billion views on the channel. That's pretty awesome. Wow We just rolled over it pretty cool. I mean we rolled over by 43 million views which is a fuck ton of views

“But I mean two billion I think what's really cool though is like a good chunk of those views”

Come from long form. Yeah, which is of just a much better trophy. Yeah. Yeah. It's a lot easier to get short form views and then it's Even easier to get short form views that convert to subscribers, but like I mean we can look at our stat But I'm assuming like 90 some percent of our subscribers come from long form. Yep Just like you want yeah same with the views. So that's that's pretty awesome good stuff boys Don't absolutely we're gonna go see CJ had a appointment with his knife connoisseur

Yeah, knife dealers his arm's dealer I'm just gonna beep that all right people can think what do you beep what he said or what he did? No, I don't know what you're talking about You're loose hinders, what we are why I mean, yes, I say or at least just fucking We'll get the podcast subscribers ahead so and what will we give them a little insight to the next giveaway

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