Ep 606 - Leadership

What happened with his squad?

“Bro, I've been excited all morning, man.”

The squad is... I leave town. You guys disintegrate. Everyone's at each other's neck. Yeah, man. Man, it thieves.

I mean, no. I don't want to point fingers, but... I know. I mean, look, I'm doing better leadership, pal. Have you been taking care of them?

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No, I would never do that till the end.

The mayor, who's your better friend out of Sean and Nate now? I don't know. Same talent's going to do the podcast and Saturday. So that'll be pretty cool. That's a good answer.

Yeah. You've got a blanket too. He's become a politician since you've been gone. Yeah. It's interesting.

I'm just saying it's interesting. I haven't heard anyone talk about a packet. It's interesting. I leave it think about a packet. Well, gosh, darn it, man.

Yeah. I'll tell you what. I don't know. Dude, I have, uh, I've been getting a lot of pressure to get a different car. People get up my asses.

I have a CRV. CRV is just saying. That's what I said. I'm like, it's a nice car. And like, dude, that's ridiculous.

Got, like, what are you going to get next? I don't want to see. I don't want to see over here. It's 50,000 miles. I'm going to rock the thing for a while.

“The only thing now I'm thinking is, I'm getting peer pressure to get something.”

I might trick it out completely. That would be all. They kind of low key, but just like a matte black paint job or a rap. I think a rap's cheaper. A matte black.

I don't think anyone has matte black, like a almost military vehicle. I would get matte black.

Inside's completely torn out and everything sprayed with like a, no epoxy, basically.

I want a car that's like completely waterproof surfaces that I can just take a leaf flow or two and just blow everything out and just pick it up. So that might be, that might be the new whip. I would support that. 10, 10, 10 windows.

For sure. I wanted to look like literally a mirror. I'm not trying to make it look like a very shitty cyber truck. Slam it down a little bit. They have, they have them do whatever they can do to the engine to like speed it up.

I've given those bumper stickers. It's like I bought this before. I'm like. This is CRV. It was the closest guy talking.

That's actually really good idea. Throw that all the way I bought this before. Before Elon Musk was fast. Just filling it up at a gas station. Do those, those, those I bought this before.

Elon bumper stickers are I think the pinnacle of like Facebook or whatever. Like Instagram politics. Which is completely meaningless. Or you're like, why, why, why are you doing this? Just get, if, if you, if you really hate the guy that much sell the car.

Put your fucking money where your mouth is. If you think he's truly like a despot. Rooting the country evil billionaire.

“It's like traded in the motherfucker and get something else.”

Yeah. Get a river on, bro. See, I mean, dude, it's time. Get a fucking CRV. Support Japan.

It is time to support Japan. Japan's huge right now. We're gonna need them. Uh-huh. Has anyone ever, has anyone even helped us?

No. If I'd ever, no one to help. Actually, here are closest allies. Helping them out a lot. Obviously.

Obviously. Our closest allies are only friend. America's only friend. The mayor's politics right now, Musk. You must be feeling good, dude.

The view is confident right now. The view is gone. We told you.

You should've listened to us. How do you feel right now? I just feel bad.

“He didn't do anything he was going to say.”

Yeah. Yeah. So I feel bad about so many upset people. Yeah. People have hurt people.

People are mad. I want to take that straight of her muse. Yeah, I need that. Yeah. What the hell, man?

I said I was going to open it on Monday. You said you're going to open it? Yeah, I called it. I said, don't worry, guys. I'm going to open it.

You should open it. I can't. I can't. I can't. I thought it was going to be like, Venetva.

Venetva, Venetva, Venetva, Venetva, Venetva, Venetva, Yeah. It's like, bro, I thought we were big and bad. Dude, get the straight. Open it up.

Open the straight. You think they would have responded nicely after we blew up their leader with a missile.

You think they would have been like, all right, never mind.

We don't want to fuck with you guys. You blew up a 86 year old with a Tamil Hawk missile. It's so funny. We killed a fucking 90 year old man with a missile, dude. I've been laughing how their leaders all look like evil wizards.

They are all evil. They are all evil. They're all like giant long beers, black head. Just got exploded in this fucking house. I was reading about their, like, enriched uranium or whatever.

You know what's buried under like a deep mountain. It's like a evil, like, Dr. Evil there. Yeah. And apparently they can, I guess from like the radio active signature or whatever, they can like monitor it.

Like almost like a thermal image where they're like, there it is. I don't know how true that is. I don't believe anything.

“That's what I'm saying, it's like underneath a mountain.”

I think the people tell us that are the ones going, no, they're really enriching that uranium. That's why we can see it. Well, that's, that's the thing too. It's like it's just trying to fucking blow them up. Well, they also, we did this, we did the WMD.

So like, they would trust us. But this time we're like, we got sensors that are actually picking up the WMD. They've been telling us they're going to do this. Well, and apparently so if they don't, if I ran, doesn't just completely capitulate in the, all right,

here's all of our, like, new to even building forever. We'd have to go to a subterranean layer. Well, you'd have to go extract their stuff. Yeah. You have to go to a subterranean layer under in an active war zone,

and just somehow transport giant radioactive barrels. Be sick. It's going to be the ultimate. It's like the last level of a video game. It's like a really hard level.

They're going to need the A, B, A, B, select start up down left right for that. That's going to be a tough one. We're going to need that. It's going to be a thought, but I won't show you our moves open now. It needs to be open.

Or moves or moves or moves. Listen up, or moves. Yeah, open up. Yeah, open up. I want my fucking drones at us. Yeah, it's fucking an Aussie shit dude. I know.

We do a, we do drones. More expensive cooler drones. Yeah, I wish they listened to us. Let us be the boss. They should listen to us.

I know what the fuck's the problem. They'll think fucking no. Apparently not. So it should have told them. Apparently not.

And then I've been watching the beef on Cuba.

I always forget we're still fucking block-aid in them as well.

Yeah, they shouldn't have done whatever they fucking did. They have. You know, I'm sick of them. Hey, man. Cuba would better stop doing whatever they did to make us mad.

Yeah. And I will save them from fucking communism. We're going back to them. Star from out. Do you hear your boy Trump won't Cuba?

No, what do you say? He was like, I could take Cuba. I could do whatever I want to Cuba. And then reporter was like, what do you mean? He's like, I mean, I'll fucking take it if I want.

Or maybe I'll turn it into a nice little vacation spot. Anyway. God damn brother. Yeah, dude. He's wild and out.

I'm telling you, he's got it. We got to learn, dude, and just get like a 50 year old. We need a 50 year old bro as president. That's that's prime president age. White walls just new fucking fresh.

Yeah. Grey sides. Yeah, we need Tommy Pope to be president. Why? He's press conference.

What? Guys got fucking hot dog water in his brains. We're going to blow him up. Yeah, Cuba. I'm sick of Cuba.

Yeah, man. I better fucking get with the program. Tired of Cuba. I need Greenland still. Don't we have Greenland?

It's time for Denmark to give us Greenland. Yeah. Didn't know Denmark had Greenland this. Yeah. He's a news I didn't know.

Yeah, I don't think most people know that. Greenland acts like it's independent. Well, they ain't. Yeah. What the hell is that?

A better fucking shape up. Dude. Better. Better.

Always people better take up a return.

Better return the world into our vacation spots. Pretty like Haitian spots. Kind of already it's the case. Yeah. Now.

Just can't even go to them because we're going to be headed. I know. I know. Just go to any of the vacation spots. I'll tell you what though.

The ride at Comedy Fest. Bag next year is going to be fat. Now it's war zone plus negative comments. They're going to get me next week. And I'm getting my head kind of right away.

The fact that the bag for that's going to be so nice. I'm getting punched right when I get there. I'm getting punched right when I get there.

“I think I needed what you said about me.”

They're next flyers are going to be your head and like a wooden box hit.

The very sorry trader shaking. The coward. Yeah. Now that's I'm excited to see. That'll be cool.

The bag. Yeah. The bag on that. Saudi bags. Do you for next year in the war zone? Unless I ran keeps winning.

Oh fuck. That might be I ran by next year. I ran my expanded this right there. They're fucking shit up. I think they killed like six guys.

Did they? Yeah. I don't know. That's not. Why have been trying to figure out?

“Because I've been trying to like use fire to 20,000 drones.”

And hit like four guys. And we're like we can't fuck what these guys are doing strong. That's what we're trying to figure out. It's all the news is like disaster. Disaster.

Disaster. Trump spinning out. It's over. And I'm trying to keep like a 360 view of like, I don't want to get caught up on either side of the propaganda.

But it's like, bro, like give me something. I don't know anything that's happening. No, like I can't. I literally can't get a read on it. I just know I need queue was soon.

I just talked to Grak all day. What's Grak saying about it? He's Grak's wrong about everything. Yeah, Grak's. Grak's been helping me with my garden.

Grak never even put squirrels in bikinis when people ask him to.

What's Grak do? Fucking never does it. I'm always checking. Did Grak do it? No.

So it takes a hot picture as long as Grak put her in this outfit. It's like a long. Grak never does it. Grak's a bitch. It's like no, thank you.

Yeah, it just doesn't do it. Yeah. Grak, I hope Grak is fucking hit with a buzz. [LAUGHTER] I hope I ran Grak with a buzz.

[LAUGHTER] Yeah, be terrible.

“Well, Moss is going to pay for the TSA, guys.”

That'd be sick. Yeah. Also, I went, I flew this weekend. TSA. Yeah.

Not one person was in line. It was great. Yeah. Well, what they do is they take the, all the videos are at like 7 a.m. 6.30 when it's like prime time flying.

So I went to Austin the one, when they had like the news cameras there. Because it was like a line all the way outside. Dude, it took me.

I was, first of all, they're like TSA pre-checks out open.

It's been open everywhere I've won. Yeah. And I was outside. It took like 30 minutes. I got right through.

But yeah, it was funny. There was a guy behind me. We were like outside. It's early in the morning. And, you know, there's like, when it's real crowded, they hold it.

There's like a lady with an orange flag and you got to like find that person and stand there. That's the line. This is on you for taking these early ass fucking flights. I like to get my nap. I like to get there.

I fly day off and it's like, I'm going to get there. Yeah. When they say, you got to get here the day before. I'm like, man, get the fuck out of here. That's pretty big.

It's crazy. But I fly early. And it's, it's not even bad. I get there an hour and a half or earlier. I'm chilling.

But there was a lady's home to flag. I find that flag lady. And I'm like, alright, lines here.

“I saw this guy. I think it was a Disney adult. He had the Disney backpack.”

She just stands. He goes in line. And then he just stands like shoulder to shoulder with me. And then inches forward. And then dude, there's, we're outside of the airport. Way to get in.

I'm looking at him like, bro. What did you get there before the airport's open? No, I'm saying, like, you're not. The lines out and went outside. She went outside.

She's just, but it looks bad on the news. I'd be going home. It's not that. Dude, it was 30 minutes. All set and done.

And the guys like shoulder to shoulder creeps in front of me and I'm like, Yo, bro, where are you going, man? He was like, oh, I'm just getting in line. I'm like, bro. I'm the back of the line.

He was like, my flight to 7 o'clock is boarding now. Trying to butt in front of one person. Trying to butt in front of one person. I was like, dude, like, I was like, it makes you feel better since you're late.

You can't get in front of me. But you got to go beg for mercy at the very front. Just go cry to them and tell me your flight's boarder. That's your only hope. Because he was like, you think I'll make it.

I was like, no, you're not going to make it. You're not going to make it. He was just sitting there whole time.

He was like, tapping and tapping. Finally, finally, he took my voice and went to the TSA.

Like, uh, whatever faceless idea. And they were like, go ahead, man, swim through. He was just like, stimming out. Where the fuck do you think that guy had to go? You have a Disney book back on you have nowhere to go.

No way. No way. You have an important business meeting. Dude, he was just, my flight's boarding. Yeah.

Because my flight's boarding right now. I was like, yeah, dickhead. You can't show up on your flight's boarding on a fucking Friday at 6 o'clock. It's 30 a.m. Move it.

Yeah, I got in a couple of the ice agents said what up. So all the ice agents? No pictures, fellas. [laughter] Please, no pictures.

Drop. Give me a picture. [laughter] of letting Jane hold the gun. At the end of the airport.

[laughter] Then what, the guy was like, yeah, I went to your high school. I was like, said, well, please, no picture. Please don't ask, please don't ask. That's what I'm excited about.

I know. I want to see him. I get to fly next week. I want to see, I wanted to see, like, I took two weeks off. And I'm like, I wanted to see those guys in the airport.

Should have hassled them, like the people on the internet are doing. True. I'll walk up and go, yeah, you fucking race trader bitch. Fucking kill me. So fucking crazy.

I know. I know. There's a funny guy who's going to Mexico on vacation.

He's like, you guys think you could get me there quicker.

And the ice agents crack up at his house. That's awesome. That's awesome. It is all. "Osterfreude for all to all the price."

"Fairro, Kinder, Osterhase." "5 and 50 grams for no 990 cents." "Or golden seafood, roach, alax, xxl, 220 grams for no 3, 0970." "All the good for all." "I said it before, man. My personal politics is whatever it takes to move the lines at the airport. I don't care. You can put anybody there. I'd be like, yeah, go for it. Yes. You put Iran. God, I'm an airport. I'd be like, let's go boys."

"You know what you guys should have in Russia or any of them. I don't give a fuck. Let me through this fucking scanner right now. I'm a one issue voter. I'm airport lines. That's it. It's all I care about. Speed up by five minutes. You got my vote. I swear to God, I am. That's like true." "It's all I care about. That's the one thing. I'm like, no, for real guys. You gotta figure this out." "It is bullshit. They don't stop arguing and just just both parties should go, all right. Let's take TSA out of our big giant packages of deals and just both say, yes, the funny TSA."

"How have you let nature just destroy our backyard? A squirrel was young at us when we walked in. Nature is on our house, dude." "He's in a tree and he wouldn't budge. He's just gone bad. He's barking at the mayor." "What the hell?" "He was a very adorable squirrel. I've scared him. I thought he was going to jump down on us because I've never seen a squirrel do that. Still does ground on us." "What noise was he making?" "He was like a squirrel bark." "What?"

“"Well it's funny because they rarely are rabid I think. I don't think rodents get rabies like that." "They are just defending. It's been true." "That's crazy."”

"Madermin babies up there." "Madermin is growing." "So are you and he's like, it's fucking, the mayor is going to try to get my fucking fucking mind too."

"It's going to climb up here." "I just made sure nothing was like touch. I tried to at least." "You did a great job." "He was guarding the portal, dude." "He just messed it up. I don't know how I'm guarding it." "He's having the rink and I've got to see what he's doing." "What are you doing? What are you going?" "I'm going to the creek." "Playing board games at the creek."

"They got the mayor whooping. They got the mayor whooping." "They got the mayor whooping." "I did see the mayor whooping on there and I said, "I maybe he would score a bucket." "He had a nice lab." "I was like, oh shit." "Yeah, man." "Deceptive." "I played pick up basketball two days ago. I still have a headache." "But then I did go to the gym with the mayor yesterday and you're not getting more than two points."

"You're going to be so gasped." "I thought so." "The mayor said he could beat me in a race." "While you were going, the mayor for real was like, no, seriously. I could beat you. I was like, I'm there. That's not even. That's your, you're just lying." "That's crazy." "Why did you say that?"

"I don't know, I was having fun." "All right." "That's fair."

"You believed it. How drunk were you when you made the claim?"

"I was just going to do some real-day." "It was like 10.30 a.m." "How can I keep up 10.30?" "What the fuck was he doing with 10.30?" "No, I didn't do it in the early, yeah."

"It's might've been noon though, actually." "No, I don't mean noon."

“"I think high noon he'd look me in the eyes and I could beat you in a race."”

"Why are you doing that?" "Do you think he could beat me in a race?" "That's a good question." "I think he could beat me in a race." "How about you guys race to Houston, do you?"

"Yeah." "The winner gets $48 and gets to bomb for an hour in front of 12 guys." "Yeah, then I'm just going to go music." "The mayor." "They go on raining. I saw him."

"He fucking sucks." "Yeah, man." "Fuck him." "I saw him." "Fuck him."

"Oh boy, boy." "I'll tell you what, man." "Yeah, it's good to be back." "Yes." "Good times."

"Right in time for summer too." "It's good to be back." "I don't have a vehicle right now." "I'm the mercy of the knees." "Don't knees, please."

"You're right, bro." "You're in the knees, Sadie." "I am in the knees, Sadie." "Hey, where's your vehicle?" "Get transported down?"

"Yeah." "That's what's up." "Look at that." "I didn't tell them at the mercy of the knees." "Go horseback."

"Go horseback." "Marshall." "Maze, what time do you leave for Houston tomorrow?" "Two." "Yeah."

"Okay."

“"I think my vehicle was coming tomorrow."”

"I need someone here." "Nate, you're not doing anything." "You're not chill." "Yeah." "Yeah."

"All right." "Nice." "Hell yeah." "Yeah, I'm trying to think." "You're really doing anything."

"Yeah." "Stone by the wasp was big." "Stone by the wasp." "I didn't have to be in the years." " Dude, I forgot how bad that fucking hurts did."

"You want to cry." "No, I was mad at the wasp." "What's the point of it's still hurting?"

"You know." "And wasp."

“"It's meant to make it like it's to get you away."”

"Yeah." "But then I thought about more." "And it does work." "I was scared to walk over there." "I don't want to go back over there."

"That's how my house." "We got to after this." "Hey." "Let's go take care of that when we're done." "I'd like that, but yeah."

"It's all one fucking one cell." "Yeah." "Is it inside the outlet or in the cover?" "Inside the cover." "Oh, we got that."

"Oh, we got to lift it." "Yeah." "So we need one person with a broomstick to lift it up." "Yeah." "Yeah."

"I woke him up last night." "I opened it and stuck my hand." "I could hear it." "I heard a noise." "And I don't think he was a wasp."

"I don't imagine." "It's probably, they don't lose their sting or either." "So that guy still alive." "Yeah." "They don't like sting you and die."

"I got hit with elbows." "That fucking dickhead." "I had an ankle." "I had a bee land on my ankle." "I was outside working out and landed on my ankle."

"What was like a big fly?" "I was like, "Fuck off me." "I got it off." "It was all there for like five seconds." "Yeah."

"Caming landed on my other ankle." "For five more seconds." "And I was like, "I saw the bee." "I was like, what the fuck?" "There's a bee."

"No, didn't even sting me." "It was crazy." "Yeah, I was like, I was kind of scared though." "It was kind of like, damn, do you think I got me?" "I was already in front of these wasps."

"Yeah, they dominate my pool." "Yeah." "The drink out of it."

"They fucking, they're always there."

"Now I'm really scared of them." "I thought I felt their fucking rat." "That's not a tip of my pinky." "That thing would have killed anywhere else." "You get that on like a fucking shoulder.

Your belly or something that would fucking kill." "It's like tattoo. Your hair would have tattooed her." "That's stupid." "A belly sting."

"You think a belly sting would be better though." "I don't know." "I feel like I got the bone elbowed hurt." "I do the fat." "I got stuck in literally some spot."

"Right in the finger." "It hurts so fucking bad." "Yeah, I was trying to sleep in a kept hurting." "Randomly it would just feel like I got stuck." "I'm gonna kill those motherfuckers."

"I told you about last summer when I got stuck." "It was late summer when they get all like weird and like old." "It just came down from a tree, landing on my finger, stung and flew away." "I was like, what the fuck? I was even near the nest."

"Just stung me." "I literally was like, oh, I was like this, walking, holding my finger." "Oh."

“"Wow, that's what I, there was the Mexican sweet boy at the restaurant I was at.”

I ordered stuff to go." "It was like dude, just be cool." "I was like, it's kind of stung by a loss." "Of course." "I got a towel."

"I got a towel." "I got a towel." "I got hurt." "I got hurt."

"You never gonna believe what just happened."

"You know the scariest fucking bugs." "It attacked me." "Yeah man." "He had a very kind eyes." "I was just kind of like, I gotta tell you."

"I guess we would have." "Yeah." "Very kind eyes." "I gotta tell you something." "I gotta tell you something, brother."

"Yeah." "You put it, she would have a cold, or a child at all me." "Cold or a child at all my finger." "It'd have been nice." "It just milk on me."

"This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp." "Growing up." "That helped with the better." "Would you have to learn about money growing up?" "Any financial stress you experienced?"

"Uh, personally, yeah, I just never had it." "Yeah." "I didn't really... I wasn't stressed about it." "True, you weren't about it?" "I didn't worry about it."

"Yeah." "My problem growing up is my money. My problems would be brought out." "Yeah." "I had too many damn problems."

"No, I was pretty stressed about it. When I went to get a little older. "Yeah." "I was growing up when I started getting stressed about money."

“"When I was a young man, the only thing I was stressed,”

I would steal quarters from my parents' kid. Chocolate tacos when the ice cream truck came by." "That's stress." "And that was stressful." "Cause you got a map.

I'm not going to fuck these guys over and give them the nickels." "Yeah, I remember..." "I don't. I remember just having a bunch of like tens and fives that smelled like weed. And I have to take them to the bank."

"That's stress." "That is stressful." "Being like, please don't fucking smell those bills." "Is BetterHelp talking about money now?" "Yeah, dude."

"Thunder money, man."

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"That's not good, that's not a good sign." "It's a weird angle." "For the economy." "Yeah, that's not a good sign." "Yeah, you sad and..."

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"The 18th, I'll be in Charlotte." "Munday, May 4th, I'll be at the Hollywood Bowl in LA." "It's a fucking Monday." "It's crazy." " Thursday, Friday, Saturday, May 7th, the 9th, I'll be in Boston."

"And July 17th at the link." "And there's a few shows." "There's a couple tickets left for that." "Get on it." "Hail, yeah."

"Guys, 410, April 10th, I'll be at the Fitzgerald Theater in St. Paul, Minnesota." "The day after that, I'll be in Des Moines, Iowa." "And then, like, I was talking about celebrity theater, Phoenix Arizona." "And Tucson, and I'll be in Toronto, 515." "I think, but I have two shows."

"I think they're both sold out." "I'd add a third." "Okay, it's around rules." "Prono does seem sick."

"I might add a third, but..."

"I don't know, hopefully I just want to do two." "I don't want to do two." "I don't want to do two." "I don't want to do two." "I don't want to do two."

"And then Chicago, 516, Riverheter Theater." "I'd also be at the mother ship all of this weekend, Friday Saturday."

“"And I think only Sunday and late Saturdays left."”

"So please come." "Thank you." "Oh, and you can catch Nate at the comedy festival tomorrow." "Goodbye." "Yeah."

"Dam, other than that, did I, you know, I've been all businessmen. I've been down here." "You've been strictly business." "Strictly bit." "Strictly bit." "Strictly bit."

"I mean, that's not." "Strictly bit." "Strictly bit." "Strictly bit." "Man, I just been fucking like working out and doing stuff."

"Not sleeping, it's been tight." "Yeah." "It was just doing tires." "Yeah." "That was it."

"Her debt." "That was it?" "The global conflict." "The global conflict." "And I know nothing about."

"And then doing tires." "I'll do what I'm telling you, though, be ball." "I think my toenails are going to fall off." "No need to stop real hard shoes." "I think I'm going to lose my left toenail."

"You know, I played five games." "And I feel like I've had a fever for two days." "I felt the next morning I woke up and I was telling Brittany. I was like, "Not even sore, man." "I must be in shape."

"I'm going to work out."

“"By noon, I was like, "I was my fucking head hurts so bad."”

"I laid down for like three hours. I went to bed." "I still feel fucked up today." "Yeah, it was nice. I was going to bed last night."

"What?" "I was fucking my so tired." "I was like, "Oh, yeah, I worked out." "Yeah."

"The first time it forever."

"What's the protocol?" "What do you mean?" "What's the workout protocol?" "There's nothing. I literally went there to sauna and cold plunge." "That's nice."

"But then I lifted a little." "Nice." "What?" "Are you smiling at it?" "And then got in again, I'm not doing a fucking cold plunge."

"I did the sauna and left." "Really?" "Yeah." "I stared at the cold plunge, put my hand in it." "I was like, "I just don't know how you don't have it today, boys."

"That's true." "That's true." "I've acclimated to it now, where I can pop in." "I used to be." "You were at cold plunge."

"You were at cold plunge." "I was cold plunge, baby." "I couldn't do it."

“"Now I can sit in there for three minutes and just kind of like..."”

"I got in a Barton Springs recently." "I felt like not." "That's nice." "It was like, dude, I don't know what's up with the diving board there." "I try to do a backflip."

"Dude, the diving board's fucked up." "You know when you're on a trampoline with someone and they steal your bounce and you don't go up. "Well, I try to do a backflip off it." "I don't know what happened. The board stole my bounce." "So I just didn't get any air and just went..."

"What am I going to do?" "Yeah, my legs ripped as hard as they could go and his water shot up my nose." "I landed on my face and water shot up my nose." "That's not good."

"You're getting almost like an accident and it takes a second."

"What the fuck happened?" "I got out of the water." "I'm trying to show out." "I'm trying to show out." "Have you ever seen titties there?"

"No." "Well." "Well." "I didn't see asteric." "I saw titties that got the nipples removed."

"When I was there." "It wasn't a ton of people there." "I went early." "So when you were like two days ago, I had a quarry hideer on. The guy from Instagram goes through all the houses whatever."

"So I took them down there." "And so we saw that first of all." "He saw my backflip. It was fucking trash." "And then I go down." "And we see the, I was telling him."

"What was going on with him?" "I was just like a little fucking." "So then we're getting out." "And then we go to the locker room." "And I was like, "Foywalking."

"I was like, "I was like, "I had to get, I had warm clothes." "I had to get changed out." "But dude." "So I thought there'd be like dressing stalls in there." "So we're walking in?"

"No." "No." "No." "No." "No."

"I didn't get naked." "I didn't get naked." "But I brought him in." "I was like, dude." "This is another thing I love down here."

"And you go into these bathrooms." "I was about to say there's no ceiling a lot of the times." "We'd like, it's a sky. "But you're in the bathroom." "I'm like, bro, I fucking love the bathrooms."

"And we turn a corner just a fucking glistening hug." "And I, like, I didn't finish my sentence." "I feel like dude, I love them." "I walk in." "It's just a dude rinsing off."

"I think he was bricked, honestly." "It was like a bricked up hug." "And then the guy just talking this close to him while he's showering." "And the dude called, we just both went silent." "Just stare and straight ahead."

"I almost turned around."

“"And then I walked to an emergency exit."”

"And it was like in the dead end." "We both just doing both just doing that." "I was like, dude, I didn't know that guy was going to be there." "I didn't know that guy was going to be there." "He's like, dude, chill.

I'll go to the stall." "I'll get changed." "What the fuck are we going to do?" "We can't get naked with each other." "And he's like, "I'll go to the bathroom stall."

"And I was like, "Oh my God." "I was like, dude, that guy's sprinkled up for real." "That guy was crazy." "We like, giggle and walk back." "And he goes in the stall and he's changed."

"And I just, I turned and gave the guy a bricked up guy." "But I just turned." "I just showed him my ass." "Because I was like, I can't do this." "Oh, dude, I'm not going to give him penis, dude."

"Although that could have been--" "Why was this getting naked in there?" "Well, he had hog out." "And I was going to do dressed." "Because I gave the stall, obviously, to the gas."

"Yeah, I don't-- I'll handle the streets out here." "So then I'm like, you go in." "And then I was like, I felt kind of like a bitch getting dressed under my towel "and the guy was presenting hog." "So I just presented my strong suit, which is my cake."

"So I'm presenting, because I was like fully shrimped out." "So I was like, "I'm going to show him my cake." "Well, I'm like that. I'll shrimp you out." "I do. I was shrimp from the water." "See, I'm monster. I'll go like that."

"I couldn't present to you." "I was fucked." "He was to have an conversation, glistening hog." "In the junk." "Do you remember what he was talking about?"

"It was like a flashbang." "Yeah."

“"It was probably like a city employee, I think."”

"That's when he struck me as like a guy when you go get a construction permit." "He's like, I don't know him, man." "He struck me as one of those guys." "I thought he was totally composure." "It sounded like a homosexual man."

"I very high probability." "Yeah, very high probability, actually." "But then I did have a palette cleanser." "So then I got my clothes on." "I abandoned the towel."

"I was partially a man in the locker room, but I did show ass." "And then I turned around." "I'm like, I'm dressed." "Core comes out as dressed." "And we turned around."

"There's an old man who had walked in." "I was like, oh no, dude. We got another incoming hog." "Brow is inverted." "That was like a palette cleanser for me."

"I was like, all right, here we go." "We got like an old inverted penis." "A fucking glistening Mexican hog." "By then he had pulled on the briefs. Thank God."

"Do the guy fucking like close talked in the whole time." "You shut up." "You shut up." "You shut up." "You shut up."

"I've never been in the locker room before.

Barton Springs." "Yeah." "I never imagined that is definitely a hotspot." "Brow." "I kind of put that together."

"I got there." "Oh, okay." "Because the bros were happy." "And the bros were in there." "Chipperers could be."

"Everyone in there has a Ukraine flag in their front." "Yeah." "Every single one of them." "I just, I felt so bad to be like, this is one of my favorite things. They're out down here.

We turned a corner. "Oh, god damn." "Fuck." Dude, it was, I mean, you know what you're like? You know what you're just, fall from being completely bricked up.

And you're like getting a shower. And you check yourself in the mirror. And you go, "Yeah." Pretty much is. Pretty much is like this all the time.

Yeah. That's, he presented. It was like a flawless, flasad presentation. I got to give it to the guy. It was the best.

"Surped up." I believe so. I kind of have heard of my eyes pretty quickly, but I'm pretty sure. I would have registered if it was on search. Because that would have been another factor that haunted my fucking dreams.

Yeah. Yeah.

“I think it was just like, yeah, that was a Cory.”

It was like, bro. That was like a health class. It was just weird dogs all around. And did close talk in Walnake?

You don't never understand.

And it was close male, nude male too. One guy was fully clothed just sitting there like, yeah, dude. So anyway. Yeah, you can't do that. No, that was, that was a shocker.

And I got out like 65 degree water. So I'm like, that was, that was the big question. We were like, how the fuck is that guy presenting like that? We just got out of the chili water. They might have just got out of some males.

True. Could have been. That was what I was thinking about. I don't think that'd be so sick to be gay and to be like watching dudes swim for an hour.

You get out. Everyone's dicks around. That must be so fucking sick. You know what I'm saying? I'd be like, if you swim, it was just babes.

And you just go to get changed. Give it an image. You want a lot of cream. And you glance. There's a chance you get beat to death.

You know. What do you mean by a homophobic guy? Right. Right. You know.

You have numbers, bro. Scoping dogs. They had numbers. They all run in a risk as well. I'm saying.

Oh for sure. For sure. Down, Texas way. But in that locker room. They were safe there.

They had absolute numbers. If I had been like, "Woodle, fuck." I would have gotten probably slapped a death. It would have been slapped a death. That's fine.

That was crazy. He died by Sissy. That was fun. That was still, though. That was a funny moment.

Mexican Sissy beat of death. I would have came back. Just fucking mushroom-tatted up. Just whip me with his giant hug. I had a Britney nurse.

My mushroom tats. That was a good show. The tip of them. The clowns. You'd be too big.

She'd be like, "Did you get slapped by a clowns?" She'd be like, "Dude, he was kind of brick. He was actually my daughter." How did he whiff you if he was brick? He'd be like, "It's just settled.

I swear to God, it's just settled."

What the fuck?

The dick gods, but just pulled the bone out of it.

But there are some big fish down there, though. And the bar and creek. I had my goggles on. I was down there looking at fish. So jealous.

I had the gugs. There was like four or five big fish down there. I was very pumped about.

“You said, "You should start fishing down there.”

Get a beat up by the Sissy." Oh, the Sissy would fuck you up. The Sissy's in the, yeah. They would scream at you. Also, dudes, people just swim into you.

If you're not like doing full laps and just kind of like chill in the water, you've got like literally swam into you by a guy. Just bulldozed, right? And he was like, and like he didn't say anything. And then the dude Cory was like, "God damn, what the hell?"

And he's like, "Oh, I'm sorry about that." And he's kept, kept going. He's a backstroke. Just, right into him. I don't like that.

I should have caught a ride. I should have jumped on him. Like a bar in the wall. But yeah, bar in springs is I think it's the best place to fucking rules.

All things considered. I'll just drive home my wet bathing suit next time. Yeah, you have to. Yeah. That's why it was like chilly.

I was like, you know, let me be considered. I don't want to sign a guy up to be chilly and wet. I didn't feel like that would be a very hospitable thing to do. Being chilly and wet sucks. Yeah.

Because I do it. I do the cold plunge at my gym. And then I just drive home. I've been doing natural reheat. No sauna.

You just get out. Yeah. And just fucking head back. And I drive.

When I use that's why I always bring here.

It feels really good. I'm always cold for like the rest of the day. You're cold for a while. Yeah. If you do it all the time, your body, like now I would get so cold that I'd be actually

scared. I would drive and be like, dude, for real. I'm like, I'm getting lightheaded. This is fucked up. Your body adapts quick.

Yeah. Now I can just kind of drive home. No big deal.

“But it's like, that's why I was like, I don't want to sign someone up.”

I did a lot of wet cold drive. So I'm like, I can't put that on somebody. Not a fucking civilian in terms of this cold won't be. No. I can't do that.

I'm back to civilian status. You got, you'll get it right back. No, I got to get it right back. Get it right back. I'm going to get my pool yesterday.

It's too chilly. Are you serious? Yeah, I mean, I've lost my. I don't put some wet in your pencil. I need it.

I don't put some wet in your. You're getting that cold water bro. I don't put some lead. That was some number two graphite right back in the pencil. I'm back to drinking though.

I'm excited about that. That's nice. Yeah.

Seems like I got back to awesome.

Yeah. Directly back to the terrible schedule. No changes. I was so excited. This is great.

Not great. So great. As soon as I get back, you know, I'll go out tonight. Fuck it. Awesome.

It's nice out. It is fun. There's something about the sun in the summer here. It's very hard to not drink. I still got to get a boat trip.

Yeah. Excited about that. Never been. I've been on one. It was like shitty and cold.

Christmas lights. It was a Christmas light. I bet it would be nice. I love him. You put me on the water, bro.

Change. Yeah. Yeah. People lose their minds at sea. Yeah.

These guys, you guys went nuts last time where it's a swim in all of a sudden. You thought you could swim. You got drunk and confident. I threw him to say he's going to die. Yeah.

I threw him for real. Keep an eye on him because he cannot swim. The safety vest though. Your life has to be still. Yeah.

I didn't like it. Yeah. Back on board. Your ass floats. Your ass floats.

Yeah. Your ass floats straight. Yeah. I was top in bottom buoy. Yeah.

I think I used that word right? I think so. It sounds fine. That's your top and bottom and boy. Yeah.

I was going to call you gay again. You seem less zesty. That way he's become the king. Where is he still? He had to go to the zesty underworld.

Now he became straight king. Yeah. Straight king now. It doesn't bother us anymore. He's just super zesty.

We just let him be. I thought you know the mayor's bad at me. The mayor's bad at me. I can't. And again, I get it.

You guys have reservations about it. I think it's totally innocent. The project. I try to give him the black swim club as an idea. I think it'd be.

You guys could be defying stereotypes. It's you two in the pool. You bring another black comic over. You just chop it up. Talk about whatever.

Then all three.

“Honestly, that'd be a really swim on camera.”

Fucking funny ass. I know. Man. And they won't do it. None of you can swim.

Just try to talk while you're doggy battling with your ass in the air. I think. Why? Can't lose it. We can't lose anybody.

We have white life cards. Yeah. We will have the whites. No. I don't trust you.

I don't know why. Just drown. We're going to let you drown a little. You see. Now we take water very seriously.

It's true. I was genuinely concerned for you. I had it. We had the big like floating. It wasn't a floating bed.

But that floating thing. We were safe. We were safe. Yeah. Tommy was teaching us how to swim.

Yeah. Tommy was blacked out. I don't know. It's my favorite part. You got it.

Fucking swim. He's trying to give it a take in life. Just drown for the middle of the river. He can't swim.

He's trying to take my whistle.

He gets in. He's like a little kid. It's still funny to get him in. The try to get him in the water. He's like.

Oh. He was on the boat. He could be out. Yeah. Yeah.

No, it's scary. You never know. It's in there. How deep do you think that is out there? It's pretty fucking deep.

I think only time. No. It's going to be more than time. Yeah, bro. Okay.

Oh, you do have a good. Got a good depth. Fish in there, brain. Yeah. What was telling you was about 10 feet.

What was uh. Nothing. Really. Yes. Fish remains intuition.

Yeah. I couldn't feel the bottom. So I just guess 10 feet.

Kind of close to the shore.

Okay. That makes sense. I get scared when I can't touch the bottom. Dude.

“I think there's not touching the bottom.”

Spooky. Barton. There's parts in the barn. I sort of got almost like 20 feet down. There it goes.

That place goes like it's close to there. Yeah. Super far. So who knows dude? I have a middle of Lake Austin.

Not touching the bottom. It's scary too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I got caught in that like sea grass stuff. There's different. There's a turtle's game for Nintendo. The second level. We're here in the water.

There's a fucking electric sea grass. It's all like a think of. I touched it. I was like ah. It is spooky.

I felt it. I was like ah. She moves together. Something like that. It's a giant snake.

Yeah. I was I was thinking about when the grass hit me. All I could think about was water snakes. I was like bro. I get a.

The water mocks and they'll get you. But you hit a nest man. I'll kill a fucking kill you. Barton Springs is 18 feet. The lake is 75 feet.

Ah okay. Lake Austin. I was close. Damn. Yeah.

Hey, there's a deep as hell. Damn. I've been gone for a while. And we still have no steam. I mean, you think we'd have a lot of stories.

We got steam. We were just steaming. Yeah. Steaming right along. We were steaming.

We never left. No. We were steaming for like fucking 30 minutes. And I mean, again, apologies for the vibe. That really fucked us.

Yeah. That kind of scared me. Yeah, man. I feel like I was feeling like saying. Back like that.

I hate when they act up and turn on each other. I know. It is like walking dogs. It just started fucking biting each other in the guys. What the fuck are you doing that for?

I get mad at somebody else. I'm like, that comic's a piece of shit. Anything. You know what? You're a fucking piece of shit.

Fuck you. Yeah. Nasty little fuckers.

“Do you see the guy who is stuffing balloons in a shirt, being a slut?”

Chrissy knows how it's been? Yeah. I can't tell. I kind of want to give him the benefit of the doubt. Was he being funny?

Or does he like having massive jokes? No. I think there were so many pictures. How many pictures? I've only seen two.

I think he's being funny. I don't know. I thought he was being stupid.

I've never looked into it.

He wasn't. He posted him on like a dude site. I'm not going to tell him he was posted him on a site. Oh, so he's got a real deal. Yeah.

This guy. This guy's a real deal. He's not just good. I mean, that's high. I think in a funny book picture.

Oh, the question you're raising. It wasn't good for Gune. I think it was Gune. It was all signed to point in a good. Also, I will say though.

The way he positioned the balloon knots for nipples. You've got to give him credit for that. That's a master at work. You're calling it Bimbo for cash. Bimbo for cash.

It is. He's lately. The internet's been like a wash and crazy like fetish stuff. I recently came across lifters. Just muscle guys.

You got like real horny to lift up women. He was walking with the button. Oh, this guy was not goofing. Yeah, I don't think he was goofing at all. That's a nice benefit of the doubt.

You got it. If somebody's taking drugs pictures together. No, it's got to be good. Because it's the pink spandex. That's what I was exactly what did it.

Yeah. It's full photo where he's wearing a yoga pant. You got to go. No. Those look like those bouncy fake tits and not just like balloon.

They are. Yeah, it's insane. He was, I mean, he get balloons to look like that. It was like damn, that's kind of. I mean, you know how many times I try to make balloons look like big fetish.

I'm goofing. I've got to say when I was a kid if I got my hands on balloons. Yeah. But that's a thing.

“If you were, you were not on the fucking, I think of that.”

Making you horny. I mean, you, that's max. What is that that makes you horny. But massive jugs and yoga pants on. Taking a very serious, almost mugshot ass.

I mean, to be fair though. Here's the thing. And, you know, let's play devil's advocate here. Imagine if you're like, you know, you're like, I don't feel like all the porn videos are kind of tapped.

I've seen most of them already. You put the balloons in. You put your wife's yoga pants on. And then you did duck face to yourself in the mirror. And all of a sudden you're like, damn.

What happened?

Now you're with, you're with a babe.

You've never been closer to a babe.

“So look, I look, I'm a cup of tea personally, but.”

It's one of those things you can't knock into you try it. That's what I'm saying. I'm only seeing that one photo though. We sure he's not goof. He's, I don't think he's got a nipples offset.

That's goofing. He's probably fucking fabulous. I'm silly. You know, hard to keep those things straight. True.

The nipples are definitely getting knocked around from the fat. That is, I mean, you got it like you were saying. That's such a tough Jones to be like, fuck. This is so hot. I can't stop doing this.

It's time to take pictures. I mean, that's the other thing, too. It's like, why are they, I would imagine is the left Revelling in this? Yeah.

Why don't they just accept them as being like, yeah, that's his kink. He was fucked. He's because they assume he's homophobic. So whenever that happens, you go.

What if that's also his kink? I agree. You're like, you'll never do a son of mine. I'll do it.

Here's some of the opposite of whatever you are.

I want my son to be straight as hell. I'm going to be fucking, I'm going to be the gayest fucking guy you've ever seen in your life. Yeah. Busted, bro. It wasn't a, I don't know.

It's all somewhere in the article. There were some sort of like intelligence involved. Some intelligence received that photo. So I didn't know if that was like a hack job or, you know, that was with like an escort or something.

It's crazy. I mean, I'm sure. Intelligence is monitoring. Yeah. Her shit.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If you're in high level politics, I'm sorry. You just can't get escorts.

You just got a solo bimbify and just lay. That was true. He couldn't have been doing what was best for his family and their political career. Like instead of getting a hooker, it'll be like, I'll be my own hooker. I'm not going to try to sell you this family's good name.

Yeah. I'm going to take a picture. But then he probably got so horny sent the picture to a hooker. I was like, fuck. Yeah.

I'm sorry. I tried my best. Look, I get it.

Man, you come off the show.

Your hot. He's probably at the political rally. He was hot. He goes to a quiet hotel room. We all been there.

Yeah. Yeah. It was a fucking nothing on TV. I'm not watching a movie with commercials. I'm going to put balloons in my shirt.

Fucking whack, one of all. He's just waiting outside the party city. It's nine, forty five years later. Say we open. They're blowing them off.

Yeah. A little bigger. How are these stories like? Yeah, they're all. We see those balloon knots.

Yeah, they're nice. They'll need a triple XL t-shirt. I don't know. I'm not mad at the guy personally. He got caught up.

He got caught up. He was good. And let him live, man. Let him live.

“I mean, it's, you know, what is this exact position?”

Anyway. Doggy. He's a husband of a politician. Yeah. He's just a house husband there.

Yes. Let him fucking house. Let him cook his own house. He's bored all day. He's waiting for it to come home.

Yeah. Yeah. It's trying stuff out. He's taking pills. Yeah.

He'll be backing so much. Now it's time to jack off. I wonder though, if that's like a weird side effect of like TRT. I don't want you to house husband. Yeah.

I've been. I don't know. Yeah. It's so crazy. I go the lizard lounge once a week.

I'm going to be something in comedy. Just watch. Just blinded FIFA. Completely spent three, three days or a row. Well, you know, the three days, man.

You feel it. It just completely. Three days is crazy. Three days. That's you go to bed.

Shameful. Yeah. Yeah. Three days. Well, definitely.

How many, how many of the goon or cave catch dude? Yeah. I know you were hitting two days. That was frimble on here. I'm hot.

I've been chilling. Really? I've been trying to beat off as much. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Once every couple days now. Okay. Yeah. It's back to well.

Yeah. You don't believe me? I don't believe you. Why not? It's a little bit true.

There's no. The curtains don't come down. No one's been here. It's in the better. It's my nature's out here.

The gather around. It's like an opposite of a tube. Animals are watching you. That's how fucking dirty that room is. There was a lizard bit sneaking there.

I had to get it out. Oh, lizard got it in your trash room. When it was-- You just had nighttime. You started jerking a lizard.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't really feel anything. Dude, I do it on the way over here. I totally forgot about this.

I was passing like a McDonald's. I was up north. And I saw a classic outdoor lady whack that on drugs. Pants fully down. She was bent over just like fingers in her butt.

“I think it was an itch, but it was like she was digging so hard”

than I saw her head tilt back. Then I was just like, you fucking-- You have drives. I got to turn my head forward to the road.

And a guy walked like it was just like walking by her on the street.

They knew-- You just like tunnel vision. Yeah, you can't walk past. I was like, yeah, dude. What else can you do?

I mean, turn around. You go the other way. Turn around. Go the other way. Go.

I'm not supposed to be outside today. Yeah. A knock that off. But then it's like-- I got off.

You're getting a risk. That part here. I can come back. You risking a butt hand slap. Oh.

Worst case scenario. A little mandible call. Oh. There you go. Yeah.

What do you say to me? That was a meaty gal. It was a meaty gal, too. That was a big meaty butt.

“I saw it from like three stop lights back.”

I said, is that a fucking giant naked butt? And I pulled up. And I was like, oh, she's digging in. She's digging in. It was wild, dude.

Like full hand action bear butt. Because the-- what I saw, it was full pull the cheeks apart red eye. And the hand is like, when? It might work. And I was like, yeah.

What the fuck? You said it was in front of Mickey D's. Right in front of Mickey D's. She was having it her way. Yeah.

She was on the phone with his butt. And we were just chatting. And I was like, dude, time out. Watch a lady just absolutely, like, pay off a claw. Claw her ass.

It was full-- it was full fingers. All fingers butt scratch. The cheek spread was crazy. I mean, bro, imagine. Imagine that we've all been walking down the street.

I'd give anything to it. It's my butt hole right now. Pants down. And you go, fuck it. I did nothing else.

Five fingernails that once must have been full. This. Yeah. Actually, it was Paul's for a second. I want to go the bathroom.

Yeah. I'm going to go, I'm going to go treat myself. I--

“Tommy's-- he ought to take him over to help me clean all my stuff out.”

Nice.

Because I'll never do that.

It's very nice of her. Yeah. And there's so many jerseys. I'm all the shows. They always give you a jersey with your name on it, which I'll never wear.

Think about giving them all the bombs. Could it be like 50 bombs wearing, like, authentic buffalo sabers jerseys with gillets on the back of it? That's really nice. Right?

Wouldn't that be sick? Yeah, that'd be awesome. Because they're nice jerseys. Yeah. And hockey jerseys on home is cause--

Yeah, and it's perfect time. 107 degrees. That's seven. They love nothing. I don't know.

They love land. No. They would literally love nothing more than a very heavy hockey jersey for 107 degrees. I think that's the move.

I think it is, too. See some guy on a table of skillet jersey. Jackin' off. Yeah. Fucking right, man.

Take it as ass. I-- I don't almost guy break into my car recently. What are you doing there? That's the question, bro. Nothing's gone.

I was for real worried he'd beat off in my car. Probably. That's over. That's probably what I'm thinking about ripping out. That's why I want the waterproof interior in my car.

This bum broke into your car. It was just like, the door either goes around. He pops the handles. So I guess I forgot the lock in my car. And he just fucking--

I can't even know he was in there. Cause all the shit was spilled out of my glove box. And then the center console was popped out. I was like, I don't know. I'm a fucking animal.

What the hell is that? Jack has a bum. God damn bum was in my car and I could smell him too. It's where he got you. But the funny thing was I had just I ran in the morning so I kind of stuck.

And I had a moment where I was like, I might just be me. You might smell like a bum. But then I was like, no, that's bum. But then I was smelling me too and I was getting both smells. The bum is strong.

It reminds me of like, you know how when it rains? Worms come out on the side of the window.

I always thought worms smelled like that.

And then I was just like, oh, it's the rain. That's what rain smells like. I'm an idiot. But that is the same thing though when you walk down six in the summer. Yeah.

I bet that's just what the street smells like.

“But then you're like, I think that's what bum smells like.”

No, it's a primal man. This was a primal man. There actually, I think is a smell called like the homeless, the homeless smell bum. It's like a problem when you're trying to like reintroduce a homeless guy in a society. There's a thing called the homeless smell that you have to like somehow get rid of.

Because you you start to fucking breathe. Peanut the sun all day every day. Did you smell so bad? I smelled it. It was in my car.

He's dunked my car. He was in there for maybe five minutes. I'm in my car. Yeah, but if he beats it over, if a homeless guy. He cracked one in the sea over there.

Yeah, because I was like, I'd have to call and get it detailed. But then I'd have to tell the, I'm not going to do that to the detail guy. I were like, yeah, just clean it up man. Let me some bum seamen in there. So how does a pause load?

That is a very pause load. You got a pause load in the whip. And then it gets dry and it turns into like this load. Turns into dust. Turns into something else.

You could inhale that. It's something like a sun mix with it. Ah, fuck. Yeah, I'm worried about. I'm, I still like, I like cautiously looked around for any kind of glisten.

But now I don't think, I think you just like chilled in my car. I don't know. I'm like trying to think like, what did he take? My phone charger still there. You think that's prime bum.

I just skateboarded. You think you would take my scape. You literally took nothing out of my car. scape would be sick. Yeah.

You'd be a cool ass bum. I've one of those things where you can emergency break the glass. You know, I got bugged out on the thought of like my car submerged. I got one of those. You have one.

I had one. Yeah. I have very excited about it.

Yeah. Do you say, do you know the protocol for your car if you get some emergency water? How to get down? Lower the windows a little to let some water in or some ship. Yeah.

No chance. I'm dead, dude. You did. No chance. Lower the windows.

Yeah. That's great. The window is a little. No, no, no, no, no. Swach protocol, bro.

C-bells immediately off. Well, of course, you take a C-bell off. Rear window. Because you know why the motor brings the car down.

So your nose is going to start sinking first.

And they're designed to that. The back windows are going to float. And you think you can kick it out. Guess again, you got to have your tool. Yeah.

You got to punch it. And then you start getting the kids out. Then you get out. And then that's it.

“Then you have to like swim with your kids after getting the car accident in the water.”

I think you die, honestly. Yeah. But because there was a thing. I get curah emails all the time. I read them.

I read everything. It's curah. Curah is like a, I think it was like pre-facebook. It's now. It's just boomers get spammed with like shit that kind of makes some kind of like

clickbait. But here. You can ask questions. It's like ass cheese. But you have people be like, was Jesus?

Yeah. Jesus really Jewish. Yeah.

Then like boomers just fight each other for nine million comments.

Like that was the one the guy was like, if you ever get into, if you fall into water, this is what you do. And apparently I looked it up. And it was like, no, that's actually the worst possible thing to do. So it's just, there's a thing that goes around that just get people to click it.

So I looked up the real protocol. I got so bugged out on it. And I ordered like three of those glass measures. That's nice. Yeah, because they were like, you got to find a window kick it out.

And I looked it up. Or they said, no, they said, take the head rest off your seats. And then hit the rear window, because that'll still be floating. Who's telling me to crack the windows a little? Has anyone else heard this rumor?

A little bit. Why was that? Then the water is just going to start rushing. Yeah. You want to see you to break.

It's easier to crack.

“That's what I assumed is like, if it's not sealed, you can kind of crack it.”

You have 30 seconds, bro. If your car has like, they say like a minute. Because you open the door or something. You know, you're going to get rushed. We're going to flood.

You're going to sink that your whole family is going to hold my breath. You don't have a family. [LAUGHTER] Also. You go, right?

Yeah. Fresh time. [LAUGHTER] We're all together, guys. One of the producers look up the cracking window thing, dude.

I got to find out. Look up SWOC protocol. Because I could be, I could get wrong. No, I believe the protocol sounds exactly. SWOC protocol.

I'm just wondering why I have this urban myth. I don't know. That's what I always do. I was like really bogging out on this. Let's look up how exactly.

The thing that was kind of cool is that. The dopers racing to the internet. True. SWOC. SWOC.

SWOC. Can you look up cracking the window? Because I do want to make sure. Here's mine in me.

“There's a lot of bad information around.”

Yeah. I says if your car is sinking, you immediately try to open a roll down the windows before water fills the car. If the windows won't open, use the dedicated window breaker tool. So let's get the windows open.

Okay.

So maybe that is first line of defense.

Roll them down. But then doesn't water rush into your car then? Yeah. But then you can open your door. You can open your door because the water pressure is so heavy.

It's like, it won't be water pressure if your windows don't. You crack the window. Yeah. Interesting. I don't know.

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