Ep 624 - Big Boy (feat. Nate Marshall)

>> Hey, we're fired up, dude.

We're here, we're here, we're here again, every week, dude. We're here, we're rocking. >> I'm not trying to be purposely obscured in the plants. This is just how the seeds go in. >> You do got a fair fortune.

>> I'm not going that way. >> You got the safari look on. >> I do look like jungle gym right now. >> The wild four beers. >> I got cooked in the sun yesterday, so I just brought the bucket and I am wearing it.

So I just reflect how absolutely summer I was. >> I just got the stored in the sun and then I was showing off the house just dead. I just crushed my fiber like drink or the fiber powder of the drink and dude, I'm still in a bathing suit with wet underwear, because the bathing suit doesn't have a variety of it on the underwear, it doesn't have like a net and it's just, it's so thin.

>> You were around, you were, I'm tilting, right?

>> You can't have, you can't have the teen that's getting back and killed.

>> Even if it takes a moment. >> It's just weird. Even if I was like presenting that day, because it is, we're in the Austin heat, this is the best place at all, whether or ever. I could have even been presenting, I still don't, you don't want the fucking dick, you don't

want the dick fucking vacuum sealed in the pool, this is awkward, yeah. And then you've got to watch too, if I get out of the water, I'll try to like un-vacuum seal. But then you're just opening your waistband, you can be flashing dog inadvertently. The, I don't know, I was about to complain about a whole different thing, I got like

I get the same problem, I would've netted Jones, but my like soft water dick gets mashed into the front of it, but it looks like every time, I don't know if it's just the way it is, I dig rest on my balls, it looks like I have the tiniest boar, and then it's just, I get the pool every time, but yeah, it sucks, dude, it sucks, you gotta do a quick, like, and then it's like, yeah, you're in the headgame of like, it's just person wondering why I'm

interesting.

Yeah, I don't want to let my chocolate get a fake dick behavior, is it a little dick

behavior? I don't know, I don't know what these fucking ladies are thinking, and I don't want anybody think it's weird, it'll be behavior, because I feel like I gotta do it every time I get out the pool. No, I've been trying to let it ride, but I do, is every now and again, it's not as bad as

you think.

“And that's why I'll keep the box of briefs on under certain bay of the suits that”

all love the compression, they're like, they're so thin, if I get vacuum sealed, it's just just awkward, dude. I get nervous to just even check how bad it looks, because I feel like once you make a guy contact with him, if you notice, you're like, well, a guy, I try to hit it underwater as I'm getting out, I'll try to, if you let the water in, it breaks to seal water rushes

having to do it. I don't think about it till I'm out the board. I know. I'm like, 99% of the time, I'm just coming to coming out, but lately I have been to like, I'm gonna let it ride.

I'm gonna let it ride. We have fucking foreigners here. We get guys in Speedo's. Yeah, a lot more. There's a dude in Speedo's the other day laying on his back just sunning a hog, it's just

like, bro, do you, do you, but like, I was probably feels just swimming being like, girls don't even like that dude, you know, like, you're being weird, and I was like, these two ladies, and I'm like, I was like, they don't like that. That's gotta just be, I gotta ask, actually, because now I need to know, because I need to think that's like, 'cause my mind looks so goofy, it's no way they go.

That's how it's held.

“Yeah, I honestly though, upon trying to hit my eye on these guys, they were gay guys, right”

away, I'm like, oh, duh. I was just not even worried about late with ladies' thing. We weren't even thinking about them. They were probably wondering what I was thinking about, and I am actually thinking, I'm the only guy in this pool thinking about your dog right now.

But dude, like, you think about it like, we see ladies and bikinis and go, ooh, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, sunny, you dog probably feel sunny, you think it's probably like, I don't really, outside of like piss at outside during the day, I don't know what son on my dick feels like, it's probably nice.

But it was, but again, it was still speedoed up, you didn't have it like hanging out. But still, that's this much of a lead. That's true. It was there. And it's like a tight layer.

It's not like when you're in just your, your swim trunks was kind of like over you. Yeah, you're not feeling the race, that's he was definitely feeling the race on his dog. He probably what was swelling it up. I was about to say, it probably makes it, there's a part of it, I think it's at least

a little bigger. Definitely dude. Just the warm in the sun and there's a fucking guy swimming there with his kids, constantly checking your penis in the pool, he's probably like what the hell's going on. It's working.

It's working. My gay traps working. Is that some bird dude checking out my dick? It was just, I, the angle was crazy because he was laying on his back. Yeah.

So if you're a pool, if you came out of the water, you saw the dude, you just saw all your shoulders did. You're like, oh man, they're like the underside of the dick. Yeah.

“It was, it was a crazy angle where I was like, bro, did you set this up?”

Yeah. Did you lift it? Did you lift it before you lay it in one's, yeah, he's definitely propped it. That's just probably stuff you learned at gay school, how to lay out, how to just put it up properly.

We never learned.

Three P's.

But yeah, that was the day yesterday, I just floating swimming, getting absolutely cooked.

I learned, I learned about swimming though. I did learn about, I learned how to swim properly. It took lessons after my kid. My kid got done lessons, I kind of, I asked, I was like, yeah, you know, everyone even old man, some technique lessons.

Here's swimming, like swimming properly is so fucking hard. Yeah. What's stroke? What did I teach you? Freestyle.

Freestyle. No, hey, dude. Swimming culture. It's like pause culture. Can't even be in swimming culture.

Swimming culture is so outlandish with these beetles. Dude, it was, it's still really you'd be pausing all day. You'd be pausing. You wouldn't even be, you can't even function. If you're even in a pause mindset, if I brought Dame Dash or somebody to swim, he would have, he'd have to leave.

He'd say he could be pausing. He could be there.

If he goes out of swim, he'd do like pausing.

You know, he's in a full suit on a podcast. Do whatever the fuck he's up to. I hope this isn't an hilarious, like I can't swim question, but I don't know. What's freestyle? Like it's just anything.

Freestyle is the classic. Oh, cow, cow. But let me actually get proper form. Oh, hand over hand. My hands are cooked.

Whatever that is, but that's freestyle is hard to do without getting completely gas. You get breaststroke indefinitely. Yeah, that was your coming up. But freestyle, I mean, this is, I don't want to bore people out of the minds, but if you're

“doing it properly, you need to have a plan, like, okay, three strokes breathe.”

If you're like, stroke, stroke, stroke, oh, fuck, I'm out of air and you don't even come up for air, you just kind of roll to your side and your mouth breaches and you've taken air and you go back down. But if you miss, I was just about to bring water in, you're like, it was a long way to go. That's all.

That's a long way to go.

So, you found that you actually can't swim also?

Or I could swim, it's a matter of technique. I mean, I mean, I can do a thousand yards in about 27 minutes. What's your solidarity between the three of us group? No, I hear you. I'm not a particularly great swim, or if you want to be a bond over that.

I was like, I got a great butterfly stroke. Bro, butterfly? Bro, no, you don't. We're in a last ladybug stroke. [LAUGHTER]

I want to see your butterfly down. Okay. You're a better f***. Almost a year. Where's your leg's going?

Where's your leg's going? We went on the lake. What was like a year ago? That you were terrified of a water. Me too.

Lake waters. I will say lake waters a little different. I think we both did the whole day with the floaty. We were live jacks really. The floaty in the lake is, honestly, especially I'm sure alcohols involved.

If we wouldn't have done that, we'd have drowned. You guys would have been the racist guys who killed us on the internet.

“They wouldn't have been true, but that's what the internet would say.”

It'd be like, they wouldn't have done it with their white little obama shift gears. [LAUGHTER] It would have been gay and racist. The gay racist conspiracy. We get overly confident.

I'm pretty sure they fucked their producers. Just drown them. [LAUGHTER] Lake Austin. We get too confident.

Rue with everybody's lives. I mean, yeah, there was much more going on. I just saw a famous Instagram body built like a fitness influencer. Like an OG fitness influencer. Yeah, he just really drowned.

The guy I figured his name. He, um, I saw one about a guy who was like, when I was asking. He like ran out of a building. No. The guy in Thailand?

I'll find it because I find a guy I'm talking about. I just, I just had it here in my phone, uh, yesterday, but there was a guy who was like an OG fitness influencer 32 years old. And let me see if I can find it right here. Uh, Connor Murphy?

I believe so, yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's the guy. 32 years old. Yeah. He apparently was just in Thailand and bugged out.

Like he smeared paint all over it. He like just was up all night. Yeah. Again, he's, I think the toxicology is coming in. It seems like meth type stuff.

“I have a video if you want to see him from like,”

when he was about to pass out. Tyler. Yeah. This is terrifying. This is a video from him.

Oh, yeah. He ran, well, the cops came and he ran away and jumped into a, like, a really deep lake. Or whatever it was, try to swim away and he fucking just drowned. Yeah. That's how he went out.

That's him. Is that what he's on? Oh, shit. Oh, no. Oh, God, dude.

That's fucked. That doesn't look fun. Yeah, no. Oh, that's like playing with his tongue. Yeah, but I also, that was the thing.

I wanted to try one day. That was, I was good.

I'm just staunchly, also staunchly. I don't, I think it's bizarre. Like, all these guys that do Iowa Oscar.

They always do it 50 fucking times.

They get, you go down into a jungle. I really do suspect that some of that stuff is a cult. Yeah. Again, it's like you never did it. You're blah, blah.

Fair enough. But I see a lot of people, like, this is my 50th Iowa Oscar journey. Yeah. Dude, I feel like you're fucking many. Exactly.

What do you mean? Double digits. If, if it is this, like, you know, mother spirit transformer to thing, you got to pay this guy a thousand bucks again to do it down in Peru. Yeah.

Why? I personally, I've talked with Tommy brother about this a lot. He shares, I think even more so, kind of a paranoid concern, where you go down to, like, you know, say Peru, wherever these guys, like the Iowa Skarrow guys, Shamantives man, that is the easiest hustle to pull off.

Yeah. You get a rich guy from America, we're London or Ink wherever. You have them tripping fucking balls with a bunch of other people. And then afterwards, you're like, bro, you're aura doing that whole thing.

Like, I think you're, like, part of the great lineage.

“And you need to come back down here and train.”

Yeah. I don't know. I kid, I don't want to be yucking young or being, like, a big time hater on people's fucking, you know, it's like a delicate bug outside. But like, dude, that shit freaks me out.

Where it's like, this is my 50th time. I'm just, I've so much more to clear. It's like, dude. I know, I know one dude did it. He did it once.

And he did, he changed his life. I don't know if it was for the better or not. But he was like, he had like a good job working IT for, like, a, like, a big company. He just quit and started. Like, after did I all ask me, came back and quit and started taking care of,

like, volunteer and taking care of dogs after he made society. That's true. That's cool. But it also was like, that a great game broke. I don't know if that, I don't know if your family was pretty hype on that.

That's the thing. I've heard of a couple of people too who had been like, yeah, I've done it once or twice. It was like, the, the, the, it was life changing. Amazing. It's like cool.

That's nice. I've also, I feel like I've seen a couple of people kind of bug. Yeah. Completely bug on it.

“And then like, I remember, I remember really early on when it was first coming online,”

talking to someone, we were like, you would hear about it. It was like steroids. We were like, it was like hippie steroids. We're like, dude, he's just on a different level now. Like, my, I remember someone telling like, dude, my boy did I was going to came back.

Now he has a dual screen computer. He just like does shit all day. He knows just look at it. Scrares the two screens.

That was the big breakthrough.

But yeah, I don't know. I do think there's like, I don't know. I, I'm like, the more I see of that stuff, the more I'm kind of, I'm really hesitant. Yeah. That, my whole point is definitely don't do it in your fucking apartment and buy yourself

and Thailand. That's how you're going to know. Every two hours. He was doing extra doses. Every two hours.

He was like taking, uh, I was with who? Just himself. Just himself. That's the other thing. Get people who are like in the States.

Like, no, no, I can make it. I'll just bring it over. It's like, I'm not doing it in my house. Yeah. The fuck dude.

“Then you're like, no, take me to the jungle.”

I don't care if I'm being sucked into a cold. Give me the. And everybody I know was done. It says like a six hour trip. Like, every two is like, he was bogging.

He had to be on, I don't know. Yeah, multiple levels. Yeah, it was in all the dimensions. He saw his past president. As you can.

Andrew Tate was, he was talking about Ayoloski. He says it's for cowards. He's like, if I wanted to find myself, I'll go in the ring and I'll fight. And see what I made of. I don't need Ayoloski like that as we said.

Okay. My thing is like, do it before you talk shit. Yeah. That's the OG anti-stoner like dude. I don't even care what.

I guarantee he would bug out and freak the fuck out. That's my thing. It's like it's probably sick. I'm not saying it's not sick. It's just the context is in kind of bugs me out a little bit.

Where it's like, I'm part of the ancient lineage and did it. I've heard that stuff's not even real. Like the, like I heard they did it. Like that was like a thing they did a long time ago. But like this whole like Ayoloski girl in each.

It could be wrong. I've heard it's pretty recent in terms of like formalizing it and all this stuff. Again. So then we're starting to like almost like if your salesman like you're just kind of a griff. I heard it's a bit of a hustle.

Again, I can be wrong. I don't know. Ayoloski arrows. I mean good luck with that. But I don't even know.

Ayoloski is like up there with diarrhea. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Impossible to smell. Impossible to smell. Impossible to smell.

But that's all. My whole thing's just like heat caution because it's easy. Dude, you imagine again if you are, if you happen to be a bit of a malevolent actor. It's easy to smell.

You have some wayward wester and you're you fucking blow their mind. You're dressed. You have a log. You just like look like the thing they want you to look like. You I believe that guy.

Especially if you're going there for that. You're you want that tall be true. They already know that.

you're put pitch into. It's probably a layup. I mean the easiest. I think the babes, the babes are there. You can snag the babes.

They're the first and foremost.

It's just like you have a beautiful mother spirit. You're divine. I do. I think oh my god. Have you ever done like long period yoga classes?

How did you know? Oh my god. How do you kiss? Oh my god. I have done long period.

Is it showing? It's just a Peruvian creeps. It's just a Peruvian creeps. Yeah. It's a llama.

Yeah. Again. Maybe I'm wrong. All right. Maybe I'm wrong.

Maybe chill. Again. My thing is I will say for the record. You can verify to do it. Maybe one day, be cool.

You can all do it.

You say maybe the company retreat level that way.

None of us get whisked away. And to that's like a zero for you. I'll ask a complete zero. Maybe one day. Again, maybe one day.

Again, I could be wrong. I have a lot of, I have a 10 seeded like here. Things would be like, fuck that. That's bullshit.

“But I think it definitely probably rocks your socks.”

Because it's similar to DMT, I think. I'm nervous. That's what I'm nervous. I smoked DMT before. And I was.

You're telling me you're in turn that on for six hours. No thank you. Because you do like the strain. The thing. The thing.

The changer. But it's still like I blast it. I was just gone. It's fucking nuts dude. I was so I had the changer for a while.

I had it so long. I was like, it might not be good anymore. I should. And again, this is, you know, I'm contradicting myself. But you need somebody there.

You can't. It's going to be me and my girl. She's nice. You don't. You need like, I luckily still have a thing.

We're like, if I'm with my older brother. Yeah. Yeah. So I smoked the changer with him. And I was like, look at go wrong with him.

And dude. It literally felt like someone just like, like, you know, we see everything here. I feel like someone just crunched that like a soda can. And I was just somewhere else.

I'm laughing because I, you said that. You saw the day. You were with me today. I lost that. With my brother.

Well, I brother couldn't take it. The show last. Yeah. That was the day. I was like, you know, I big bro now.

Yeah. What is a changer? Changer is when you take. So you take basically DMT and rather than smoking the crystal itself. You can kind of like melt it down or like dissolve it and something and put it on like an herb.

Like anything. And then you let that the alcohol would ever evaporate out. You're like transfers a DMT into a smokeable herb form. So that way you can just kind of rip it out of a bomb and then have a noise below towards crystals like a crackhead.

“So yeah, it was the, it's, and here's the thing too.”

It's like, you know, I'm not the biggest psychone on the world. But it's like I've done mushrooms a bunch of times and done it all that stuff at the end of the day. There's really nothing that can completely ice out your day to day like a Tuesday 10 a.m. Bullshit part of the day. You can only, you can only get better of that by facing it head on.

They're, they're the ideal, like dude, I fucking transcend it to another dimension with this and now it's like, No, I'm not fine with it. Yeah, maybe for three months, man. And then you're going to like, you're going to get it annoying phone call and you're going to spaz. And it's going to contradict this whole fucking personality you've built around being high for 10 hours.

That might be, that might be, that's going to suck. And then you're going to get the press is I've seen it. That might be to myself. I was going to, it might last long, but like that, like, little bit. It's the afterglow because because you get the mushroom afterglow, I feel like last feel like if you do,

I don't know, I've never really done more than an eighth, but that last for like two days.

Yeah, like, you know, nothing's that bad. The world's great people are nice. And then you get like the, by day three, you're back to like yelling and traffic. I mean, again, I'm not against it. I think it's, I think it rocks that we have that stuff, especially for as we get older.

Yeah. I think it's like a massive. It's going to be so great to approach death with the ability to be like, Oh, yeah, diagnosis isn't good. Yeah.

Time for a five grammar. It's all been, you know, I'm not in like some weird basement. This is all buff board. I think all of that is phenomenal. Yeah.

It's just this whole thing when guys are like with the whole like Twitter thread brain, where it's like, let me tell you about a time. I've absolutely transcended. Here's how I've done. It's like, dude, shut the fuck up.

Now you have it. You're a fucking dumbass. This is probably AI. It's, that's the shit I hate when it's like, I've gone to, I just, I've gone to another level. I would love to feel like that though.

Like come back and just be weird around y'all. Like I'm just, I'm fucking, I do. I've literally done this. I've lived it. I've lived it.

And you just crash. You say delusion. It's a chemically powered delusion. That crash is so fucking hard. And you go, fuck.

You just start only worried to say I'm those. I'm still like this. No, guys. I know it's going on. If I got diagnosed with like a deadly disease,

I'd be on mushrooms all the time.

“I think that would be like, it just deal.”

I would do like a crazy amount every day. It's like a bunch. I might eat a quarter ounce, like a half ounce. I think I might definitely, if I knew I'm done. There's my purvision question.

You know, lay me down. You know, I'm finishing my life, God. I'm just going to hear it. Here's the thing though. Maybe, maybe.

I like to think I would, too. But imagine tripping really hard when you know you have a terrible disease. Oh, because any might go like, oh, fuck, I have a disease. And I'm going to, yeah, cook for you. Oh, no.

But if you take enough, you will like leave your body. And that would be pleasant. Because you'd be like, fuck, so disease. I'm going over here.

I'm never going back to death.

Fuck that. My body sucks. My body sucks. My body sucks. My mind is gay.

I'm on the fucking ethereal plane. Come back into your body. You're like, yeah, fuck. I thought I was, I thought I made it out. Sorry.

No, guys.

“I think overall, for real, probably would help.”

If you have a terminal disease and you get to like blast out of the whole body sphere, no doubt huge W, spiritual W for sure. It's just when you're like 27, you're a coder and you're like, I've actually hacked the fabric of reality. No.

Entate, dude. Oh, I just get into the ring to see what it's like. First of all, okay. So then, you know, whatever. I'm not going to hate on to cover tape.

But it's like, I mean, he's not in UFC or anything. Yeah. It's like it's definitely impressive to be a kickboxer. But like, okay, dude, cool. And it's also like he's not defined by his fighting.

It's is his online personality.

That's attractive people. So it's kind of nuts. Wait, you used to be a fighter? He's a kickboxer. He's a kickboxer.

He's a real, yeah. He's a real kickboxer. But last time he fought, he like lost. Oh, did me. Yeah, I mean, every fighter loses.

But it's also like, I'm not, again, I'm not sitting or hating on cover tapes fighting. Yeah. But it's like, dude, if that's the case, getting the fucking octagon with the UFC guy, you know? But it's, you know, it's whatever. That whole thing.

I've encountered that so many times. It's like, this is fucked up smoking weed. It's like, dude, you will bug out. It's okay. You'll bug out.

It'd be like, I don't even need that shit over. It's like, okay, cool. I've been debating whether or not I'm going to like do something like that for my dad. He's getting like his getting older. He's getting goofy brain.

Yeah. And, uh, and I don't know.

It just part of me feels like that would be nice for him.

“But I don't want to, you have to have to have to be called a goofy brain.”

What? Yeah. Explaining goofy brain. It's like a man. Oh, no.

You goofy brain. So, so, apparently, I've read a thing that, uh, single dose, massive mushroom things Help dementia. Masterom. Masterom.

Our health is our Brian Johnson. See, this. That's a new health jar. He's outside. Brian, no Brian Johnson.

Yeah. I thought he has the incurable disease. He's got a little bit of visa, a little fucking autoimmune stuff. And everyone has that. If anyone can figure it out, it's him.

He's just going to now, he's going to dedicate all the time of money to curing whatever the city. It's about the guy who was drinking his child blood has a weird disease. Yeah. Okay.

I'll wait. Is the guy you got that mushroom picked up? Brian Johnson. Brian Johnson. Here's the thing.

Yes. When he swap, blood's here with the sun. Is that creepy, optically. Yes. Obviously, that's a very, very fucking,

I mean, it's the essence of creepy.

“To like, to actually like suck out your sun's youth and injected into your,”

it's from fairy tales. He did the mirror mirror on the wall. And instead of fucking giving a poison apple, he was like, yo, give me some of your genetic youth. Just you have enough.

Let me feed from you. Boy. Yes. That's very unappealing. I understand that.

However, what the thing I do like about him is he publishes all the, he puts all this money and stuff. And he's very, seems pretty transparent about all of his findings. So I do again is, is optically, not the best that is.

I do appreciate what he's doing. He's going, you for genics on his son. He's going to be genics. But yeah, that's, you know, that's a whole thing. He's kind of funding from people.

He's just like his own money. He's rich. He's rich from texture. So he took all of his tech dough. And he's becoming like a, you know, like a healthy vamp.

I love you. You still in healthy, healthy vamp life, which is a new. It's a totally new thing. Yeah. I like, I like this new thing.

We're like, people make a bunch of money from like, what a tech thing. And then just do whatever they want for rest of their life. Exactly. Yeah.

It's not like, you know, I have, we have parallel interest. Me and me and fucking Brian Johnson, but there's a part where I'm kind of like, all right, this is a little weird. I'm obviously a son, Max, or he's not. That's where we really disagree.

But the thing he did, he got the links to son. His bent. Yeah. He wears some brawl. It's embarrassing.

Yeah. I'm brawled for rain or just like, I find that questionable enough. For the son is like, bro, come on. That's just for Asian ladies. In a piece he white we believe.

That's it for an extended. I understand it. It's like, I was just unacceptable. I took my burn like a man in the pool yesterday. No sunscreen.

Yeah. The, the thing Brian Johnson did is he took a, it's like mushrooms, like big doses and hooked himself up to like stay to the art brain shit. And he's now he's taking his nerd brain. Yeah.

On to the science of mushrooms and he's finding like do these things are so good.

For like a lot of stuff that we're not using.

“I was thinking about giving him a little micro and telling him like,”

yeah, this is like, you know, like a half a gram. What do you take it? Oh, yeah. He might, my dad used to, my dad used to be a. He got dementia, man.

He won't melt. No. He used to be a dead head. Like for real. Yeah.

Yeah. They're like, Mike, why he fucking has the fucking shit going on. That's a real dead head. Yeah.

He's the, he told me some story about like riding a motorcycle.

He did not. I'm up riding a motorcycle. And I say like he used to be, if you met him,

“you wouldn't guess that he comes off like a straight.”

Lace. Like just do. But usually the most far out guys, by the way. Yeah. Like a, yeah.

Yeah. Well, when he straight laced, if I'm being honest, when he was younger, he wasn't human. The calf was cool too. And I read it.

And like all his homies were just like Italian dudes. And I don't know. He just came dead heads with them. That's so sad. He was like selling weed.

He was like, he, and I didn't believe him. He would first tell me. But he did that that thing. But he would like tell it again.

Like, like, and he, it would never be, it would just be like a story.

He told like the first time. There was like, oh, he really did that shit. He just wasn't trying to sell cool. Yeah. He was probably.

And also he probably was like, yeah, I would imagine he wouldn't try to just sound cool. For his case. Probably like, yeah. Yeah. He was like, yeah, being a dead head back then.

It was like dead head? Like dead head. Wild. And it was like those dudes just like chomped LSD with no fucking clue what it was. Yeah.

That was apparently that was him. I don't like dead head all the way. When you can fuck. Well, he went to Catholic school. When I was a, I don't mean that.

That would be like hopped by dead. But no, that is a buffet. That is just so funny buffet. That's a funny buffet. That's a funny buffet.

That's a funny buffet. I was in a, you know, the patty had pals. Yeah. You don't have the power. I was at the pal.

I was at the pal for like a summer camp in this lady. Like, apparently about me realized she knew my dad. She was a freshman. When he was a senior. She brought in the yearbook.

Showed me the picture. I was like, oh, she told me. She was like, all the girls just to like, you're dead. And it was just like, hell yeah. Yeah, dude.

He was probably the absolute girth monster. girth monster of the dead lot of 70s. You see, go, do you girth monster? Yeah, I'm so. You got to find out if he had like a hippie name. A lot of those dudes didn't have like a. Oh, yeah, so it's really fun. Yeah, I'm gonna ask games. Oh, man. It's probably was just girth quake.

“That's true. They call you girth quake. Buffalo 72. Son, how do you know?”

I'm gonna be nice though. You give them to mushrooms. You got to play the dead. You got to put on the dead. Oh, I'm in the way we're back in the day mode. Yeah, true. That's a good call. Yeah, that's a good call. My brother's on a similar quest to get my parents on the micro. Yeah, that's good to be good to be good. We're not infill any more, right? They're they're infill. They're like right outside. Oh, go, go, go, go. They always been. So I mean, it should just move a Florida. Yeah, honestly, that would be the most chill.

They just early, at least like split time. Yeah, it's gone there all winter and come back. Get around the warm. Yeah, not worry about shoveling or does it test those shovels or like I think they get like, I mean, they're, they get full talk of toys. They have like loaders. They have like excavators, loaders. Oh, they don't use excavator for the thing. Well, they'll use like back those. Yeah. And just plow the driveway. They're, they're so into maintenance. Yeah, grass, all that shit. So they might miss the winter if they go out. No, I think they get they would enjoy.

My dad's a big fisherman. The whole enjoy the fucking boats. He's a big pedal kayak guy. So he like he loves being on the smallest boat in the water and looking at all the big boats and being like, fuck, would you need that fucking way? It's a fucking waste. It's a favorite thing in the world. Fuck is that? It ain't nothing like cutting your own grass, though. Yeah, I don't know. We would just, I don't want, I kind of want to, I haven't, I got an apartment instead of trying to write a house for that reason. I did not want to.

I used to cut my grandma's grass all the time and she had like a yard. It's cool. I mean, it's, it's, if you put on the thing is, it's like you try to put on the tunes. The fucking lawnmower's so loud. The tunes don't come through that well. I used to mow the lawn back in the day with a CD walk man. It was just torture. It had a bump, skip and I'd be like, fuck, trying to listen to fucking booting forever. I'm surprised you don't have like, mowing grass fears because of debris. Uh, just real quick, please come to October, not this. Me Lamar and Sean on Sean probably won't actually be at that one, I think.

But he, I think he's going straight to, uh, to feel like the way, no, so with this, it's 17. Oh, he'll be back. Yeah. Me Lamar and Sean beat it up. I'm not just creaking the cave. July 21. Please, please come. All right. August 7th and 8th. I'll be in San Jose, California. Please come to that August 13th and 14th. I'll be in Spokane, Washington. That'll be fun. And then the old fall tour kicks up September 11th. I'll be in Portland, Maine, and then Boston, Massachusetts.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, because you're not gone. Wait, guys, wait, don't leave. It's me. We're married. She like 31st in a Savannah, Georgia, 7 p.m. Please come to that. And then, check them early, that fun.

Moan grass fears because it's debris. No, what happened to him? He cut his toe off. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, you still moved into my grandpa died on the lawnmower. It's my like bloodline. Dang, he did really. Yeah, he was working at the vets. Like an am vets such a beast there. Yeah, let me feel like a heart attack. It's like kept going fucking beat. That is a fucking beast. Yeah, really is. I don't know almost. That's it. No, it's from grass. He was working John B. Really. The screaming me alone. Fuck, dude. I didn't know that. That is such a beastly day. Really is died with your love. Don't want your love.

You just can't ride. Literally rode it to the sun. I was praying. He got the lower the deck. Maybe a shame if you need the lower the deck. Just smell that grass one more time. Yeah, I'm on it right now. I don't know. I don't know when this is like hit me the other day. I'm on a personal quest right now. To make my mind better than the phone scroll. So in any moment that I have mental downtime that I initially, it's like instinctively pull out the phone to scroll. I don't know when it just occurred to me. I'm like, dude, that's such a fucking a front to myself. To be like, my mind's not better.

Every time I scroll, my point list is as dumb. Then I'm going, well, I'm saying that's better than just like my mind.

I'm like, I'm on a quest now to be like, no, my mind's better than the scroll. I could find more entertainment. I don't need the scroll and I've been off it. I've been off the scroll. My screen time's down only two hours. I was reading something that was like saying that boredom is like good for your brain too. Yeah. It's hard to not be bored. You're taking a dump phone. You're doing your weight in there. Like, I don't know if the doctor's phone. It was like boredom is good. It's like your brain is thinking about things you're getting better empathy.

You're doing all this other, I don't know, dumb human, not dumb human shit, but like human shit that we don't do as much anymore. Because all of our downtime is like, all right, I got downtime. What's going on here?

“Well, yeah, it's literally like subconscious processing. That's why when they say like sleep on it.”

Like you're thinking about stuff, then your brain goes offline and you wake up and like, oh, you know, that's why you'll figure that out.

I think the boredom is like, for me, it's just like, yeah, it's just a sick part of the day. It's like you're left alone with yourself. And you have to like, like, they did back in like the day when you were out in like a field in like the 1700s. You would just be like staring at the sky with nothing to do. I feel like that's a good idea generation time. That's when you kick out a sick idea or one leaps out of nowhere. Yeah. That's the whole thing of just constantly pulling that out is just, I don't know.

For some, I don't know when it happened. I just got like sick of the idea. I was like, dude, my brain is better than this. Why the fuck am I what am I doing? Why am I am I nagging my brain and mind as if like, I need to watch people fall and argue. I love watching people fall. Why the people fall is no good. It is nice.

“You don't need to, but then you see what you're like, what is the funniest thing you see all day?”

No. It is good. Again, it's not not. My problem is that I'll be bored and then I'll scroll till I'm so bored of scrolling that then I'm somehow able to return to normal life. And I'm like, dude, I'm just going to cut it out. I'm going to try my best to cut it out altogether. I do feel mentally drained after those long scrolls. Like I do feel like something in the front of my head like feels like tired. I don't know, maybe double mean or whatever.

Your brain's literally going, it's so much fucking stimuli, your brain's just, it's not like you're going, I'm here and, oh, no, I'm entertained. It's like a mentally taxing event to constantly be like, then watch what the fuck would they say that? It's kind of like a psychological assault. That's my whole point. It's like, dude, it's the, and it's like you have almost every single person tuning in.

Everyone has different algorithms, but it's like, there's a part of your individuality that is like,

“there's quiet moments. I think kind of make up because you're in those moments you're going, huh? I never thought about this and never thought about this,”

but in all your quiet moments of replace with almost like watching a commercial. Yeah. It's going to be like, it's, it's, it has this like bland universe. It's like, like, blocks and a fuck of commercial. That's kind of what you're doing. You're watching a very sophisticated commercial.

Yeah. And it's just like, you know, like a Pepsi camera, although it's tied to like all the corporations, and they're just like keeping you in that, like, I call it a negative flow state. And then you're just in it literally a negative flow state that like goes nowhere. And there's just sending you fucking bullshit and you're horny.

You know, somebody got hurt, so that's funny.

That's awesome. Oh, someone you don't like is embarrass themselves. Yeah. Congratulations. You win.

You win. No, I'm, I'm really, I'm really working that out of being like, yeah, I need to, whatever, whatever I'm deficient in to make it so that I can't enjoy quite a moment with myself. I'm going to actually take that head on rather than staring at my phone and continue to pass if I myself and it will believe in.

That's nice. You think a book counts too. Books are good. Books are good. Why are they different than the fun? Well, I'll tell you why a book you're taking on the spirit of the author.

It's a transformative experience.

You never once, you put it on a book.

You can go, I've never once put down my scroll and have been inspired in any way. The book, on the other hand, is you're communing with people dead in a live on a very, very deep personal level.

“So I would say books, this is my, this is my, is my prescriptive action is you have to come up with actions”

that make time feel not like torture. So books of constructive action, instrument, obviously, I think it's a huge one. Walks, talking to people, anything else. Then staring at for I, I really think it's bad with puzzles fantastic puzzles are great. I've been one shooting to be like my new high because I didn't close to a range, but it's like,

I buy em bullets is so fucking. It's not like a cheap, you go, go like, I don't just have a relax. Very expensive man. Yeah, you drop one 50 old bullets. You're like, what else stretched out about these bullets?

How much are bullets? I've been bought in bullets and depending on whether I have a nine and I have a, like a garnish with five, five, six and the nine's not too bad. But the five five six is the one I want to shoot more. Yeah, good.

That those are fucking like a box of decent boxes, like I don't know one 50 or something. Like for like 150 of them ends up being like 50, 70 bucks depending on. Yeah, I don't know.

It's always like a different box size when I go to the range.

So it's just like a different. Well, you know, you could do, you could become a cop because then I think if you're a police officer, you go to the gun range there and they give you ammunition. You can just not use it all and you can stockpile it basically free. So I've heard you know from the government.

But you're stockpile and brother. Yeah, yeah. You're the well-oiled militia.

“That's going to protect this government too.”

So you deserve some fucking ammo of the taxpayer. Yeah. I like it. I'm thinking coppilled. What do you mean?

Back coppilled or good coppilled. No, it's just like a. Ever since the Lego thing, it's really like exposed. And I've been watching like a lot of a Midwest safety. And a lot of cop stuff is just like cops.

They pick a person. And then they're like, that's the bad guy. Even if it's not the bad guy. You know what I mean? I don't know.

I mean, sometimes, but I also think they-- I feel like they work for the rich too. I mean, that definitely dude. If you're rich, obviously the cops are going to favor. If you do, if you donate to that like FOP shit,

you could do whatever you want. If you're like for real or in there like actively donating to the police all the time, you're going to let you go for sure.

The first car I ever had, I feel like I never got pulled over in.

And when I did one time, I was driving.

“They were giving out like if you took gave it to the nation on the side of the road,”

they were giving out these magnets. That were-- I figured it was-- it was about like a cop who got killed. It was like a-- it was like something. And I slapped it on the back of the car. And I just had it on there for years.

Did I have it by way accurate when I knew you? When I had that car. But never. I never really. And then somebody crashed it.

And then. I had the FOP signature. My fiance crashed while I was in the car. And the-- That's just kind of the clue.

That's just kind of the clue. Thanks. Somebody crashed it. We were like early date. I picked it up here and it was like, you could do--

you drive back. Crashed it in the parking lot. Dang. Well, here's-- also a little bit of gear point. I mean, who do you think torture is cops

more, rich people or poor people? Poor people. I mean, but like, it's like-- It's like working at a McDonald's, you know? You know?

He knows he was going to come. Yeah, that's true. I'm still. I mean, TV fair. They're getting tortured by poor people constantly.

It's just a matter of fact. And it's not only that, but it's like they're fucking torturing. It's really good. Imagine, dear, just having to go into a domestic dispute. I would be crawling in my skin, just--

I don't like being there or people are fighting. Then it's your own strangers who are going at each other. The children are crying and you're in their house. After the hundredth one, I'd be like, man, I really can't stand those guys.

I really dislike having to do that. That's so bad. They're both screaming at me now. That shit sucks. So bad.

Yeah. I would put that off.

Let me do something. The only time cops should really-- You were telling me is when they are doing shit for like quotas. Yeah. There was a--

I think when I talked about it before, but it was like about the girls who got killed in Austin at the ice cream shop. The dude who--

Like, first, like, three dudes who got arrested for who have now--

Like, they're clear. They got arrested because the-- The detective who was interviewing them was really good at tricking people in the being.

“Like, the best thing for you to do that will be like, is to say you did it.”

And we'll go from there and you won't get us bad at time. But so he's like tricking dudes who didn't do shit to be like, just say you did it. It'll be okay. Yeah.

And then they were like in jail. Like their lives were ruined. That's-- that's a jerk stuff. That's the thing when cops get-- Well, they get like--

They get like career ambitious. So it's like, yeah, the more stuff they do, the better it looks. You know, they're just-- they're not upholding their true calling. Yeah.

And that shit is like ruining lives on the way. Like, I can do this half of the-- Yeah, it doesn't do. Yeah. Turnies do it, too.

They'll be like, hey, man, just-- it'll be better for you. And for them, it's like, if they have a prosecution rate, that's high, they're like, it's only care about. Yeah. So it's not about justice.

Yeah.

We need to get back to justice.

I think I'm going to become a justice cop after when this is all done. Justice cop would be nice. Yeah. So I'm telling you, when Brittany was a cop, I was so close to becoming a cop.

Yeah. It's kind of-- it's like as shitty as it is. I remember being like, you could make this chill. It has to be wife partners. It might be awesome.

It's more than you think. It's more than you think. And it's-- I think it's just an asset. Really? Yeah.

It's-- the cops either marry other cops or nurses. Oh, hmm. Typically. That's what I saw. The cop nurse combo is like the fucking absolute age old

Love affair. Yeah. The cop sends him to her. Yeah. That's my bad.

But not too good. You could make it a chill job for real. Well, you said it would be? You could. You could.

But the thing is that socks is a-- I didn't know this, but a lot of times starting out you're on shiftwork. Mm-hmm. So you could work the mornings for two weeks.

And you're in the afternoon. And then you're on the fucking graveyard. And that shit sucks. No matter--

You can't never get a real sleep schedule.

No, you're fucked. You're kind of fried all the time. So if you get a void shiftwork,

“you need to walk in, you need connections.”

As if you go in there with a sweet deal. Yeah. Where it's like, you're on the 7 to 2. You're off. That would be chill.

But it's like, I think it's-- I don't know. It's 7 to 2. I'd be a bag. 7 to 2 cop. Because I can't hang over it.

10 to 4. 10 to 4. I'd be great. 7 to 2. You can't spend on a hangover.

I'd be like, you were speed. You're going to fuck them. [LAUGHTER] Say you did it, man. You totally fucked.

Say you did it. [LAUGHTER] You know what sucks the most? Imagine if you just munch lunch. You haven't done shit all day.

You need a big fat. You need a meatball sandwich. And then it's like, everybody. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hit you on the radio.

I need to get out of your car and full sprint after we got you. Who stole like a fucking pipe-up. [LAUGHTER] That's why they get heart attacks, man. Because they're just superstressed.

Dude, they're just munch. It's like a-- even a snake knows not to move after eight. [LAUGHTER] I'm only concerned to know there's a lay for like four days after these. It's a fucking prey.

Dude, imagine munching-- Oh, think it about it. It's like four coffees deep. Me call sandwich. Now it's like--

Go! You're bound to-- You're bound to cast the pay to me. Oh, he got her. You just finished the hobby.

You're three fucking refreshers deep. So lots of refreshers. And now you're going to chase a guy who might have a gun. You're like, it's fucked up. He bettered I let me catch him.

[LAUGHTER] He fucked up my digestion. [LAUGHTER] The bliss of having just finished a big sandwich.

“Did you ever hear this statistic about like judges?”

Where I guess when people have like their hearing, like any sort of like here, like you're trying to get parole or whatever. If you catch the judge like a couple, like he just close to his lunchtime, but he didn't have lunch yet.

It's like those dudes have the worst records of like getting out. Because they're grumpy. Like when they're there, they're low grumpy water. Yeah, water, deal with. If you catch them like right after lunch,

you have a better shot of-- Wow. I saw somebody that said that's a real shit. I didn't do research about it. But--

You're on the before I present my case. You hungry? Would you like a stick or two? [LAUGHTER] My way.

I saved him my commentary on it. [LAUGHTER] I worked for $17. [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER]

I could see that actually. I could definitely see it. As soon as I heard, I was like, I'd make so much fucking sense. Yeah, I'll do it, especially at Lady Judge. Come on.

You come on. Life sentence. You're cooked. Life sentence. You're here at Lady Judge.

You're eating like instructions on. You missed lunch. You're doing three years.

[LAUGHTER] Why did you do that? I just think this is a little ridiculous. What? You're on her.

“I think you might just be being overly emotional.”

Excuse me? [LAUGHTER] Your honor. Is it by any chance to your period? [LAUGHTER]

They should for real. That's like a real thing. [LAUGHTER] That's a real thing. They should not be allowed to be judged.

Decide face. Are you kidding me?

Yeah, I never thought about that.

That's unreasonable. It's crazy. Yes. We've gone to a little too far with the-- Dude.

Where's the statistical net? There's got to be one. There's got to be. I mean, you can't even study it because they'd be like, what? You want to--

Excuse me. Pins that up. That's got to be something. It's got to be something to do that. Ah.

What is the grok? What is the period, Judge? Tasty. Tasty. Dude, I, while you find that, Lamar,

I had a-- We were talking forth the July earlier. We had in my neighborhood. There was like a little-- They did like a little thing.

“We're like out of the kids and whoever could like walk around.”

I mean, I guess like a parade. Yeah.

And, you know, and it was--

It was hot as fuck at, you know, as we know. Huh? Dude, it was hot. It was like fucking hot as shit. So we were like, all right, we'll just like go--

Dude, we knew where the endpoint was. Let's just chill. We'll do our thing and then go to the endpoint of the parade and we'll wait 'cause then they open up this little building and they did face painting and all this shit.

Yeah. So like, we'll just wait for like the after party type thing on Fourth of July. It's just like fucking, whenever it was like 10 in the morning. It's early.

So, for 12, whatever it was. But so we're like ready to go in. It's like a crowd now. Every all the parade walkers are done. The waiting outside this building.

And it's like a decent little crowd. Yeah. And there's like the favorite kids are excited. It's face painting. There's like cotton candy and shit inside.

It's really like waiting to go in. And you know, with all of this like, whenever there's like a free public thing,

you're always like, "Oh, this is nice."

Yeah. I always, there's always weird politicians. Like low-level politicians that come. And they use it. They like hold you hostage.

You do their bullshit politicians. You just sit there and listen. Dude, here's-- it's just the weirdest part. So, I'm like, all right, excited. I fall for it every time.

And I'm like, "Oh, of course. Here comes the fucking some guy. There's a whatever cabinet chancellor bullshit." So, this like guy starts talking. And they, I didn't realize they had a camera.

And they're giving speeches. But they didn't have a real mic. They only had a road mic that looked audio to the camera. So, they were doing political content in front of a crowd. And nobody could hear them.

Yeah. So, they're not like-- no projection. They weren't even talking to us. They were using the visual of a crowd. And being like, "What fourth of July means to me?"

It was fucking pissing me off. Not that. So banks. That's so bad. On the day of independence.

Yeah. On the 250 of birthday. On 250, bro. Oh, dude. That's got-- if it was 250, I might have fucking--

I might have dumped something over. I'm going to flip the face paint into the fucking pond. Oh, it was 250. There's three of them. Or three or four of them did these fucking jerk-to-off speeches.

It bothered me so much, dude. It was fucking so brutal. And it was like, nobody could hear them. Yeah. Just for sure.

Okay, hold on. They take it off. Give it to the other guy. And they used the crowd. Almost as like, yeah.

Look what I'm up to here. And it was like, you mother fucker. Yeah. They're bringing out their kids to see me. Yeah, I'm not.

To hear my thoughts on this shit. It's like, dude, fucking open the face paint. Get the fuck out of the way. Those politicians, guys, if he's so easy for them to be like, Hey, I'm a, if they were just had a slight sense of humor to be like,

Hey, me, you local scumbag politician. Just letting you guys know, get in there. It's going to be sick. Can't be fourth of July, everybody.

“I would go, oh, remember that guy was fucking normal.”

It was cool as hell. I have no other faces than these names. I'll fucking tack that guy on. It just be transparent. I'm running for office.

Annoyingly, I have to just like get my face out there. Yeah. I know it sucks. Love you guys. Happy fourth of July.

Let's get after the cotton candy. Hey, little kid, dude. You even fucking ruffle a little kid and hit a little scam. Roll heads, ruffle a little baby kiss. I would have instantly been like, what's up, little guy?

You got to get in there. Hot to just can't kiss kids anymore. No, I had ruffles on him. Maybe baby. Maybe baby.

But after I think, I think the, Like all that other absteen, all that shit. Really true kids in the kids. Yeah, full open mouth. [laughter]

He got a baby. Man, that guy really loves our constituents. [laughter] Just a front about it. It can't be that weird.

[laughter] It's like a doughnut dog's corner of its mouth goes up. [laughter] Whoa, sir. [laughter]

Yeah, I was just watching that being like, this is bad.

It's just sucked. It's like dude, be fun. If you're a politician, if you're trying to attract attention,

first of all, if and again,

maybe this isn't a YouTube, maybe this is for the personal website, but if, which probably was, a YouTube video,

“do you really fucking think anyone's going to watch?”

Yeah. A shitty speech. It was like, Oh, dude, four hundred years. Four hundred years.

Dude, get out there and project. Yeah, yeah. So, though, it could stitch you once. Like, if you have somebody actually with their voice command attention, that's good.

Like, well, they didn't have a crazy homeless lady. It was there who was like, they're kind of like mascot. And she was rocking it. She was, they had a marching band. And she was just like yelling nonsense and moving around.

I was like, at least she's entertaining. Yeah. These guys were boring. I was in the very front going boo. I kept fucking my kids being like, boo.

This is boring. Who would they do? They're just laughing. Like, does we get a face pain? Like, once he's jerk off, stop talking.

See, he's jerked off low-level politicians, shut up.

We could finally get cotton candy and face pain.

Dude, that's what brought me a juts. Yeah, she was dropping it. Yeah. The little juts who can't. My kids were kind of stoked on that.

But dude, oh, yes. And then, yeah, we go in there. And it was just like, um, it was fucking annoying. Before the July did rule though, I was in a ball day. Fucking nasty as hell.

I got to play horse, pool ball. But then, Sunday, so I go to the farmers market. And that's my, one of my favorite things during the week. I like one of the farmers market. I like you whenever there's a new vendor.

I'm like, what's this? Who? Raw milk cheese? Yes, please. Which, by the way, I'm going to eat when I get home.

But the, uh, farmax club. Dude, I, it was the, I've been, I don't know. I've been, I don't know what it is. So there, there's been, I've been discovering just new freaks.

There's, there's different, and this, this one guy, I think was one of one.

I met the farmers market.

I'm in line to get, I was getting like, Figs and peaches or whatever. So I'm in line to get that in a watermelon. I'm in line ready to get my produce. It's fucking hot.

We all know it's hot outside. It's hot out outside. It's hot out inside. They were, that's a fair point.

“I think the, whether man might be lying to us.”

Yes. It'd be like 200 degrees or that. I think it's 250 degrees. That was hot. It's not a way.

It's not a way. It's not a way. It's not a way. It's not a way. It's not a way.

It's not a way. Dude, I'm in line. We're all crammed in. And it lines in the farmers market. I've already talked about this.

We're annoying enough because everyone feels like they have to talk to the fucking vendor. We're like, hey man, those peaches had last week. They're, it's like shut the fuck up by your peaches do. We're a thousand degrees in a line. By and fucking leave.

But whatever. That's fine. I'm deal with that. And I'm in line, and there's just older guy behind me. You know, it's hot.

We're all hot. And the sky goes, uh, right in my fucking ear. And I go, come on, bro. I'm looking ahead like that better of been one. No more of those.

Two minutes later. Oh. Oh. And I turn around and I'm like, bro. Are you okay?

Yeah. You're emoting in my, we're all hot. This is despicable what you're up to. How old did he look? He wasn't old enough to be.

He was like, maybe my dad's age. Okay. Okay.

“For it's like, dude, this is crazy behavior right now.”

Yeah. You're not died. Get out of here. No, he had just fucking moved. Dude, get out of here.

You can't get peaches this week. You're going to die. You know, did you hear about a big boy? No. It's, it was this, this train, you know,

a little bit of love. It's, it was this train that was going through like all, like, all of like PA, like old train. The people were really excited to see like old free train. And they're, you know, all out there waiting.

Just waiting for just a drive pass. But it was so fucking hot in PA. They're like 150 people went down. No. Me, the train.

Not like they were not on it. They just standing at the side of the tracks waiting for it to drive pass. It was just like a thousand attention. There's so many people watching this. Oh, there's just train enthusiasm.

It's just enthusiasm. Over a hundred of them went down to see the big boy. Just to see the big boy. No deaths. No deaths.

Three host 30 hospitalizations in like, a hundred plus EMT, like you get to help. So they're butt guy as sweaty as a kid. [laughter] Oh, wait for the train.

[laughter] Like passing out the big boys. It's so fucking funny. It's just a loud freight train. It's, it's nothing else.

It doesn't shoot off fireworks when it comes pass. Oh my god. It rides pass. It stops for a little than keeps going. On panties this week, really.

It was a big boy, man. I mean, given it all, leaving it all in the field for big boys. No. But I know I left it all in the tracks. I was still at the maximum amount of heat for big boy.

And being one hundred other biggest nerds ever is fucking pass out. That might be something I would walk away from my kid. If my kid's passed out waiting for big boy.

[laughter]

“If I think I don't want to do this anymore.”

[laughter]

If my fucking kid passed out of big boy.

[laughter] I raised the band. Well, fat autistic son. One arm across the shoulder, like fucking Vietnam and his walking back to your car, man.

Come on. [laughter] The big boy passed me. Yeah, he passed. It was beautiful.

You saw it. passing out and missing big boys in big boys. Think about that. This is final words. Did I see big boys that-- yeah, they had a red-white and blue banner on the front.

The grill is beautiful, son. You saw it. You saw it. I promise you saw it. You just don't remember you saw it.

It is a pretty nice train now. Well, we saw it. I mean, to be honest, I would-- On the lap of the day.

I-- any of us could pass out.

Look, man, big boys. Especially when it's 300 degrees outside. He dressed for 100 a day, and it was 340 degrees. I mean, just the-- I mean, it is the palace legs, just things. It's like central P.A.

Imagine the flashbangs. If your kid's going down, you're probably close. Yeah. And you're just walking through a field of past out all this, the train horns, like-- [BEEPING]

“You're getting hell of back to a quick stop, right?”

[LAUGHTER] I wish I knew about the battle. I not see the big boy falling. [LAUGHTER] You're getting a bit late at the list of his sheets.

So early at Mondani's against the fucking autistic right now, because he did the air conditioning. He tried to have it so people couldn't have their air conditioning below 78 degrees or 74 whatever the fuck it was. Because they were expecting outages, because there

were the massive heat wave. So I think he did try to get into some like, cool socialism. Come on, guys. Let's all be the same temperature, isn't it? Wouldn't that be cool if we're all the same exact temperature guys?

And already, people are like, fuck you. Yeah, it's hottest shit. I'm going to 73. And also, to be fair, that's like, give me liberty to give me death. It's like, give me 72 degrees or give me black out.

[LAUGHTER] I'd rather be hot in sweltering and just like a complete electrical blackout, than be like, oops, the governor said, or whoever said, I think the mayor said they can give me the thing in my house.

That's the one thing, because if it blacks, I'd be like, well, everybody was under 74. Yeah, you imagine-- you had 1/70 for your hottest shit in the still blacks out. And you go to your neighbor's house, around 73,

and you're going, bro, mayors orders. You know what you're going to tell you, bitch? Now, would you be pissed if you went to your neighbor's house and they were around 68? Well, here-- this was the big-- the thing I saw was that I think--

I think Taylor Swift, either had or was planning to have a concert and they were not a concert of wedding with her beloved. Yeah, she had it. Yeah, she had it, she had it. And they were going, I bet that wasn't 74 degrees.

It's like, yeah, I'd be fucking-- Of course it wasn't, dude. Yeah, yeah. She'd run it out of image. Also, again, it's like, I'm not like a huge proponent

of the rights of billionaires with this whole thing of being like the billionaires. It's like, yeah, they're fucking billionaires. Yeah, they're going to do it. They're not going to be--

Oh, all this shit you're worried about has it just stopped making it seem like it'll ever have anything to do with them. They're financial mutants. Yeah.

They're not going to be like, well, we're going to turn down earth thermostats. It's like, no, they're building theirs. It's like, I get why you're mad. But it's like, be real.

Yeah. You're not going to be like, well, do it billionaires. That's why they have a billion dollars. They're going to be like, hey, fucking turn off their shit. Yeah.

And they can do that.

“That's what happens when you're fucking billionaire.”

I don't know. It's not a welcome take, but it's like, stop comparing yourself. It's just-- It's fucking billionaires. It is when it-- it's one of those it is when it is,

kind of thing, it's like, be-- It clearly is. Yeah, at least free yourself for the metal burden by being like, I bet Taylor Swift's wedding was-- Yeah, it fucking was, dude.

She's a billionaire. She had a comfortable wedding in Madison Square Garden. Stop wasting your time worrying about it. Yeah.

It's never going to get anywhere that way.

I've tried to have a silver carpet with my mom about politics, so it'll be worth it. Exactly. It doesn't matter. Your old is shit.

You're like, yeah, it's just to relive your mad about it. Yeah. It's a sad thing to get mad about it. That's exactly. I've said it right.

It bumps me out how much time you spend thinking about it. Yeah, you're the one that died one day, lady. You have a mayor telling you to control your thermostat. You think she feels the same way with you about aliens? I don't talk to her about you.

[LAUGHTER] That's not what I'm going to say, go. I'm not going to be like, mom, have you heard a bunch of aliens? It is funny to calm her down about the news and be like, now about these aliens.

[LAUGHTER] Watch me, dude. Well, but the die, that's the thing, too. It's like, I don't know. It's just, you read all the shit.

It's like, there is the other aspect where it's like, if we're going into a future of super hot, super cool socialism,

let's all come together as one and turn down our thermostats. It's like, yeah, maybe there's a cool community aspect in that.

But first of all, it's like, I know people are cheating, dude.

I know people are going, well, I have fucking, dude. Have you been getting the Austin energy text? No. I've been getting the text from Austin energy. It's like, we're expecting higher because of the heat here.

Like, I'm getting the same thing like, maybe be low on your electricity. They don't get specific about the temperatures, but there are, like, they'll be conscious of it. Be conscious of your, the electric you're using during the data. No, man, you're about to get a data center $1,000 bill.

I know. All right. Are they, do we have them here now? There's data centers in Texas. I don't know if you can also, yeah, but there's some, like, outside.

And they're jacking up the electrical bills for everybody, because they're using so much electrical, then become so in demand that they can raise their prices. And they're kind of, kind of on the electrical companies, dude. It's on the electrical companies, and the data centers are like lying about how

they're, how much electricity they're going to use, too.

“I think the stuff, so the Sydney's like, like, lowly pot.”

They put them in lowly popular places, which are usually not a lot of money there.

Yeah. Yeah. You know, $40,000 a year, and then they're bill sky rockers. My thing is, why doesn't the utility company take the W, and say, cool. We're now selling more gigawatts wherever the fuck they're called?

Well, if there's this one company that, like, stopped, is stopped giving power to people. It's going to stop giving power to people and just for people. Power to people? It's going to stop. It's taking away the power from people.

Yeah. They're literal power. Yeah. It's literally taking power away from people. Is that true?

Yeah. And, like, mountain Vernon, California or something? Hold on. But it's, they're just not going to have electricity now. I'm afraid that hard to believe.

It's going to have to get another company to come, like, support the town. Hmm. I find that strikes me as sensational. I don't know. Maybe.

That's true. Again. Because, like, do you think about it? If the people can't afford it in the company with all the tax breaks can afford it, you're going to go, you're just going to give all your electrical to the company.

Yeah. Dude, I'm sorry. Dude, if you were one day, they were like, bro, yeah, I would not give you a laugh. I would be fucking livid if they were like, I was trying to find it.

“Dude, you're kind of, you got to kind of like, do something if you want to let”

electricity. It's like, come on, man. What the fuck? Just asking for a little bit of juice here. You're going to power my switch and watch TV.

Yeah, yeah. You're going to build a goddamn generated thing. I find that. So I highly doubt that's true. I'll be honest.

There's no way. Find that story. I need to see if that's actually true. But the mom donny things make me laugh. I just, I have a, I'm just curious to watch that all play out.

And there's a thing. I'll be honest. If he somehow united the entire city of New York in some very kind, compassionate, thoughtful

manner that works for all, that's amazing.

I, I just, there's no, there's no track record of ever really people ever getting away with that and doing it without that devolving into the people in power becoming absolute fucking psychopath. Yeah. I'm controlling everybody.

Yeah. Yeah. And I just don't, you know, I don't see that working out. Well, say, in the meantime in New York City, don't touch that fucking thermostat. You think the plane will tell like his people who say everybody do it, but he knows his

supporters will be like, "Mandani said," so they'll do it in that half or however many is enough to kind of be like, "All right, we fucking, we got to talk, we got to come as half." What do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, like, like, like the people who voted for him who are like super-Mandani supporters, like say he gets that like a small portion

of an angry group, which says like one tenth of the population of New York to actually do it. You say it with everybody, but there's like, there's no fucking way everybody's going to do it. But that one tenth is enough.

You know what I mean? Like, almost like you're tricking the people. Like, everybody do this and he's like, "No way, everybody's going to fucking do this." Maybe.

“I personally, I think it could be, and again, I don't know if it's a, if it's this deep,”

but maybe it could be one of those, like, they call it the totalitarian tiptoe, where it's like, "Hey, everybody turn your fucking ear down and see if you can get them to do little by little. See how much control you really have." Then they start putting them on it.

I wonder, because they could probably measure in Watts how, affect how much people are actually listening to them, which is kind of creepy to be like, "Let's measure the electrical output and see people are fake." A hundred percent away. A hundred percent.

You're like, "Look in people's house with Wi-Fi." Probably, yeah. No, you can't. No, I've seen that. Yeah.

The signal bounces off the walls and then like, hits anything that's interfering with the signal and it can like tell you what's in the room. Well, it's kind of sick. Yeah. It's crazy.

Like, I think the government, like, military can like do that, like look in, they can see everything in this room, like I'll sit in here and be a fan. I don't know if I, I don't know if it's bouncing off of our pizzas, I don't know if they can see that. I don't know if it's offensive like you're closed out loud.

I spent a decent amount of time in here naked to be honest. Well, if I, like, walk or work out, I'm sweaty, then then I come in here and throw my clothes

Just wait.

Wait in my clothes, my clothes are the process of being taken care of that.

It's a big wash. I found a story. It says, "What's the scoop?"

“NV Energy didn't remember that, utility company has supplied most of Lake Tau's electricity”

for decades. It has informed Lake Tau's liberty utilities that it intends to, that intends to will stop delivering power to the region. That it will stop delivering power to the region sometime after May 20, 27. More so than to provide air, responsible for serving 50K air isn't as a scramble for replacement

energy source. So they're going to have a new place to step in. But because they're giving all of their energy to the data centers, because up in North Vegas is where they're building the most data centers. Yeah, okay.

So then they have to hang, so they're not even hooking them up with, like, here, these guys will switch you over. Yeah. You have found a new guy by May 20, 27. That's not a little bit of people, 50,000.

A lot of people. What doesn't even make it, so my thing is that Electric is attached to an infrastructure. Yeah. So you can't just be, like, unless somebody, someone must have taken that over. Oh, no.

I think they're saying someone's going to have to take it over. I don't think you can legally do that as an electrical one. They're doing it. And there must be pains. So much.

It was going to give a Trump money. Yeah. So Trump, 2.0, is not going down favorably. There are a lot of people down. Not a lot of people going down favorably.

Even the FIFA thing was interesting, too. Would you step in and reverse the red card?

“Oh, I was, did they actually reverse it in the county?”

Yeah. So after, way after the game happened, they, in the first place. The dude got a red card in one game. Yeah, when he was kicked out of that game, and then he was supposed to be suspended for the Belgium game, and apparently, Trump knows the guy from FIFA somehow, which I'm curious

how he knows him, because it almost strikes me as like, you might have some dirt on the guy. Look at the guy.

Well, the FIFA guy reversed, apparently, I didn't realize, and that's never been done

before. Like, reverse, or appealing the red card suspension. Yeah. They somehow did it and got it done. So then that player was allowed to play in the team USA game against Belgium, which

they just lost anyway, so the international community was fucking to live it about that. But now England's going for a red card appeal. Yeah. So England was like, fuck you.

If you let them do it, we can do it. Got him. Just give it to him. It's so sick America grew in the world, because we didn't win the window. But they're, they're, I think someone got a red card, and they're battle against Mexico.

So then there will be suspended for the next game, and England's being like, you know, fuck this? Yeah. And then people walk it down the street on, uh, next go game. Those jerseys are sick though.

They are to fire. Those jerseys are very cold. They're very sick. So yeah. You know, there was no sad Americans do we lost everybody seemed relieved.

Yeah. I was in the bar and everybody was like, oh, that sucks. Hot take, soccer is a minor league sport. It's literally a minor. It's to fill it up if you fan 'em.

It's like, I'm stoked, people are excited about it, but it is genuinely world cup. It's minor league, it just is. It was fun for a little bit. No, in other countries where like getting to watch us be dickheads though, I guess their favorite time would have like the center of the decade.

Yeah. And it's just us with like, very white blue face pay, yellow USA, being mid. It's, they look you guys already, but that good shot the fuck up. Dude, it's like if the Philadelphia fandoms went and played abroad, and like, yeah, they got fourth place in the global tournament, it'd go cool.

Nice. Cool. Kind of the better than we thought. Yeah, great. I'm glad everyone had fun, man.

That's a good thing. Glad everyone got there and gave it the best. Yeah. The, which one we call it? The, the hell's gonna say people, apparently the, you know, everyone like broad is like

America sucks. Apparently, the world cup was a giant, um, it was a big leg up for like the image of America abroad, because every, all the shit was going back, everyone's like, this place rules. I don't know, everyone's saying America sucks, everyone's assholes, but all these people from all over the world were like, it's country fucking rules.

Yeah.

“They got to experience it, but the Trump reversal, I think, erased some of that good”

will, where they're like, I knew it, they think they can do whatever they want. Yeah.

First of all, we did really can't, like, do, like, the reverb, which, again, I don't

know how they did that, but that was like, you know, but that, uh, yeah, I'm glad everyone was enjoying the world cup. It's fun. It's fun to watch. But again, it's losing, it's like kind of like, whatever, guys, we won.

But we made all that money, all our businesses thrive during the World Cup. Yeah. I think great for us. We look great during it. I've been enjoying watching, like, foreign people try our foods.

Yeah. Ranch is a big one, apparently. Ranch? Yeah, I've heard a lot of videos, foreigners trying ranch and being, like, what the fuck is this shit?

I've seen goons of barbecue, like, trying barbecue and then being, like, grabbing one of

I'm not coming back.

I'm not going back to where I'm from.

I'm American Calvary, but Calvary. Yeah.

“That's all what they're just, they're, you know, I just go go birds and, like, a dumb”

accident, just, it's like, I mean, dude, it really is, it's sick to let people come here and be like, yeah, it's place actually kind of does rule.

Let's stop being haters for a second and be like, just place kind of fucking rocks.

We have a problem, obviously, but like, it fucking rocks, dude. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. It rocks.

It's not fucking completely unplugged.

That sucks. I'm sorry. There are places where the coolest thing to do is go see a big train, drive past them. They've got a sucks. One of them was in red, like, where I'm from, I'm not even, that strikes me as a big

train town. It is. We're on the, we're on the monopoly board, we're the train, we're the red and railroad. That's a shit. It's us.

I didn't think about it. It was, it was, it, the railroad doesn't run anymore.

“I think it was like a big deal because it came back through where I didn't want”

for my whole life. Yeah, that's fucking the guy that writing, I, no surprise. That's probably why I had the association was from there. Yeah. Well, I think we did, let's, let's switch over.

We might even, we, we'll just jam this up and maybe cut in half of them there. Just keep rocking, man. Keep rolling. Tell you. Let me pee real quick.

I have to pee.

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