Ep 625 - The Big Show (feat. Billy & Spud)

- Yeah, I'd be like shaking if I was one of you guys. - Yeah. - Like visibly, I'd be like... - Structural.

“- If I think-- - I like wake up and shake.”

- Stunt shell. - I honestly, I was text mad and I said I'm the picture and I was like, we should not be like that. I would leave the country. I'd like to leave the country.

- Yeah. - Yeah, I would go to the theater. - I would go to the theater. - I would go to the theater. - I could leave.

- I don't understand how to do. - I could take some of those guennies and fucking spud was wrong with you, bro.

- Master, you never can struggle anymore.

- Dude, you can kind of become a Gregorhead. Dude, go out there, build it up and walk out and dig. - Tare my seat off. - Tare my legs. - Shit.

- Just bring someone else out. When's this gonna come out? - Whenever. - I think our arms probably have to, tomorrow. - Tomorrow?

- Yeah. - Make a way to, I don't get it. - Do it free. - Free show? - Yeah, well then we won't talk about all the special guests,

but Matthew will be on it. - Sure. - And, it's terrifying. - Oh yeah, we've heard of it. - Yeah, we've heard of it.

- Yeah, we've heard of it. - Yeah, we've heard of it too, so the-- - We fired up, yeah, we're recording. - It's the scariest thing possible. This is a huge mistake. (laughing)

- It's still got talked into this a year and a half ago and never really considered that one day it was gonna actually happen. - Yeah. - And it's tomorrow and I'm completely ill prepared.

(laughing) I can't even think about doing stand-up. I'm thinking about this show. - How much stand-up do you actually have to do?

- I'm gonna do, I don't have to do anything.

- What's the purpose? - Oh, I should probably do like a fucking half hour and then I'm gonna bring someone else. - Or just curious. - On stage with me.

- Just walk around and they-- (laughing) - I've got the fine act. - Start circus. - I'm actually running for mayor!

(laughing) - I've got you all gathered here. (laughing) There's something I'd like to discuss. - It's have four giant spots in your house.

(laughing) - You gotta do that as Luke Bell-Mart talks. And I've seen you over everything. - That's it. (laughing)

- What do you think? - All of your jobs. - Welcome, bye for us, Bill. - Welcome, Spud. - I think it's more popular.

(laughing) - Two magic games. - I thought-- - Dude, fuck it. I'm gonna panic.

- I was thrilled. - I'm gonna get on stage and be like,

“the only thing I've got to for is I'm gonna say,”

a boom, boom, boom, everybody's saying we're here. - Oh, that'll be nice. - Yeah, that'll be actually nice. - We know. - I started a wave of that, he said.

(laughing) - Oh, that'll be nice. - We've got a wave in the boom, boom, boom. - You should bring a beach ball out. - Shedding the beach balls going would be fucking nice.

- They're gonna be tailgating all day. - That's gonna be her. - It's gonna be the worst crowds. - It's gonna look like Normandy. - It's gonna be crazy.

- My whole plan is just, I'm gonna have a separate video. I'm gonna have my own video crew and I'm gonna start a crush necklace all the time. - Yo, shut the fuck up, dude, I'm doing the fucking show.

Dude, you're so fucking eating. I'm doing the fucking show. - Are you in the round? - Yeah. - It's better.

- I saw a clip. I was checking out like different seats in the link. What it looks like, Russell Mania was in the round. Whoa, that's like the Russell Mania, yeah. (laughing)

- Kid wrestled too. - All wrestled. - She did it all. - Look at the folding chairs. - Yeah.

- Yeah, they don't look terrible for me, yeah. - Also, the people that are in the middle

of these folding chairs, you're never gonna be able to pass.

- No. - Pass out. - I think those seats were fucking expensive. - Cokes is there, really. - Cokes is there.

- Cokes is there. - That's the wrong spot. - The pass out. - Is that a Puerto Party set up?

“- I think they do have a little Puerto Party.”

- Yeah. - I thought that's gonna be a piss on the ground set up. There's gonna be a lot of drops. - There was a cost for kids.

(laughing) - There was gonna be a Roman city. - There was a cause of here in Philly, in some country kind of dude, and some chick to shit.

What? - She didn't want to leave her seat, but it was like a bio-hazard. - Like a show, yeah. - Mado.

(laughing) - She tried to let it out of her pants. - Yeah, out of her pants. - Cut off jeans. People on like CCTV, shake out a log.

- Yes. - That's crazy. - I'll be like a little down my leg. - Dude, not even shake out a log. There's that one of that like aging guy

at the red of the street. Just pulls his pants down. Just. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah.

- And you gotta pull the pants back. (laughing) You have to be so certain. There's no wiping at home. - There was a dude that didn't see me that

at the park when I was walking my dog, and he had this hoodie, and one day he left the hoodie. - And I picked it up and I still have the hoodie. - It's a good ass hoodie.

- When he would shit out the floor. - Besides, dude, he hit like fucking hurt people. (laughing) - And I was, I was trying to keep Zeus from eating. - Yeah.

- Dude, dogs love human. - Yeah. - They love eating it. - Yeah, I can see that. - It was actually wrong.

- You have his hoodie. - Yeah, it says blazer, soccer, drill, thick. Every got like a real thick hoodie. - It is a very, I saw the hoodie. I was like, that's a heavy cotton blend.

I like that. - They don't make this shit anymore. - But the guy's launching into the fucking head just. (laughing) - Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.

He left his sweatshirt and snagged it. - Same. - Dude, you need someone. You go to the head just and like, fuse in there for too long to like, what do you do?

It come out the smell of human shit on the dog's breath, bro. - Ah. - And then Spade had the single cab trucks. - Oh, there's no air going. - Also, to be fair, he would have all people

respect Finder's keepers. - Yeah. - Obviously. - I'm almost proud. - How's it if he found this one?

- Yeah, he was exclusively.

- He was a red-haired homeless man. - Yeah. - That's a rare one. - It's like a time travel. (laughing)

- Truly rejected. (laughing)

“- Yeah, that's an isn't it a racking endeavor.”

You got yourself there. - Spade's dribbled. - You're like, "I mean, you both guys are like, "what are you talking about?" - This is like we're on acid again.

(laughing) - Yeah, and I can't believe how high you are. (laughing) - Did you just throw on? - This is the first time we all been together, Shinsan. - As a young man.

- Maybe. - Possibly Shkaga, take me back. - Shkaga was so cool. - Did he do that? - Heck of a city, an awesome city.

- Every time people, yeah, he's beautiful city. (laughing) - We got a dude, you're trash in sweat. - Shut the fuck up. - I'm trying to join the conversation.

(laughing) - Every time I even think about a racist, I feel like that, I saw my concert. I'm like, dude, their concerts are the best. (laughing)

- I swear there was an amazing scene you let loose.

Like that brought me so much joy. - I was going. - Holdin' the bottle of the killer shirt over your head. - That was great. - I had no idea.

- See if he wants to talk about it. - That's what he looked like. - That's a killer so expensive. (laughing) - I got like so attached.

“I was like, "I have to give this bottle out."”

And I was like, "Give it to the people." And they thought it was racist with acid. They were like, "Well, 'cause I'd be like, "trank it to you, just me." They're like, "What's in?"

I'm like, "It's just a killer." - Watchin' I was just chucked a bunch out of it. - We could have been fine with that half a tap. - Yeah. - Greed.

- That was good. - That was good. - I mean, tell us all the time. - Yeah. - I was like a delish.

- Acid especially as you go. - This is cool. - I literally, I just got done banishing all of the negative thoughts from my head. I was like, "I don't need these anymore."

- Never been able to do that.

- Dude, I was like sitting there and I was like, "I don't need these right now." And I had to let go. That's why I was dancing. - I was like, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no."

- Gmail inbox, I was like, "What the fuck?" - I was trying to myself email. - Yeah. - That's it, grinds it. - I want to say what we do, dude.

I'll take it, I'll take it, I'll take it, you know. - People know who's so follow you on the acid and the waste. - That's so fucking crazy. - I forget that. - I forget that.

- I've done it about the arts. - Fucking coffee, I'll told you. (laughing) - I'm gonna tell you, it wasn't a cat on the table. - I'll tell you, it's a cat on the table. - It's a cat on the house.

- It was a cat on the house. - It was a cat on the house. - It does. - And so powerful. - It's crazy. - It was that to give a good touch of me. - It was one of the-- - The way it just kept--

- It just kept it was. - Just kept kicking in. - No, I was like, take it back. - But we do have a beach trip. - I know. - I can't be a dog, I can't. - A beach trip, I can't. - A beach trip.

- I'm excited. - That's my final hurrah, and then I'll be in a different house. - That's my final vacation. - Real trip, yeah. - Then you're going to get you new house? - Yes. - Literally right afterwards.

- I doubt it. - You're getting off girlfriend island. - Sure. - It's the first time. - Let's go in a girlfriend to stand. - Yeah. - I don't know why you're standing on the floor. - A wife a stand, a wife real.

- I just read a really nice book, okay. I'm obsessed with the French right now. I've been reading a lot of French authors. It's guy wrote a book about if Muslims actually took over France, it was like a novel.

- Can I have a sense? - Huh? - Can I have a sense? - No, it's called submission by Michael Holmes. - Dude, it's, I don't know why, but he keeps referencing Nietzsche, but anytime he references Nietzsche goes,

the old queer Nietzsche, he keeps talking Nietzsche. - It was like a Jew. - Just so funny. Just be out for no reason. Just be like, and then that, maybe that old fag was right about Christianity.

(laughing) - Come on, you have a, was he supposed to be the judge? Do you see that Trump trying not to call him gay? - Yes. - He's like, it may be who rides a bike with a guy.

“- What's his, I don't know, that's what he likes.”

That's why I never rides bikes with other guys.

(laughing) - I want to get a soundboard for Trump. When it's all over, it's all said and done. - It's all said and done. It's gonna be the best soundboard ever.

- Yeah, his pool string dialed pretty much. - I double-phasize of it, you stupid person. (laughing) - I said, I said, you stupid person. (laughing)

- Quite a piggy. - Quite a piggy. - It's like top of life. - I mean, if he gets a statue, what would his like four score in several years?

- I don't know how to say that. - I don't like to bring up people's weight. - I can lose a show. (laughing) - Four scores, definitely stand back and stand back and stand back.

- Stand back and stand back or you'd be in jail. - No, stand down, stand back and stand back. - You'd be in jail, quite piggy might be. - Quite piggy was his epic. He's completely lost his fastball there.

The fucking real show is that he keeps saying that piggy was 105, down the fucking pipe. - No, that thing was-- - Why a piggy's the number one. - And double the size of it is up there too.

- That's supposed to be-- - You stupid, dumb or stupid person. - I can't remember. - I can't remember. - In 2016, he was fucking on five quarters.

- Yeah, he's off time. - Has he won the e-gap size, I only know you. - He's throwing a wild pitch, he's like dumb or crats. - It's a wild pitch. - It's a wild pitch.

(laughing) - Yeah, why saw you on the altar, or on the-- - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - It was awesome. - That was a bummer.

- It's your idea. - It was a bummer. - I wanted to wear bombs, dude. - Who won? - The other game.

- I thought this kid won. - Dang. - I couldn't imagine anything better. - Made him run down, he had an extreme firework show, but how am I going to run down?

- Yeah.

- He's like a 10-year-old at a fucking home run, dude.

- What's, is it pitching machine? - No, it's a guy, it's like, you get your guy. - You pick your own guy. - He's going to, he's going to send you to you. - Okay.

- And sometimes, they fucking-- - And they get the best pitches, dude. - It was fucking killing me. - Yeah, I didn't think about that. - Whatever, man, I'd be like--

- He's like your spot, he's like the guy at the dunk contest, throwing the e-oops. Dude, it just makes you realize how easy he'll run this for you. - You were seeing what Danny, he goes, he's like, "Oh, yeah." - And they got jumped over and he's like, "Hey, this is so good.

I'm like, "Hey, it's on a stiffy spot." - He's going to be out on a stiffy spot. - He's going to be out on a stiffy spot. - Yeah, he's going to be out on a stiffy spot. - People are having to answer.

- Oh, it's about a remind me of when you and me were at the World Series. - Yeah, that's not real. - And there's putting the flag the size of the outfield with a flyover, and just being like, "Where the greatest." It was the exact same.

Like, that was the most American. It's like, we were drinking beer watching guys hit home runs over and over again. While they're blasting music, and we're like booing the kids. The kid drops a ball, 'cause there's little kids in the outfield. The whole stadium was like, "You don't see this to another country."

You don't see this. - It was wonderful. - Oh, I spayed at the grill.

I thought he was going to have a fucking heart attack.

- The grill was not real. - The grill was mad on us. - The grill was mad. - The grill was mad on us. - The grill was mad on us.

- He was mad on us. - He was mad on us. - He was mad on us. - He was mad on us. - The grill was mad on us.

- The grill was mad on us. - He said he nailed out of one thing. It's the sound in the vibros. - Dude, that's not world. - It's so good.

- It's a lot of things. - Please imagine every summer night. - I mean, you're a little less. - That's your favorite. - Sit on the, I would open my window as a kid and listen to,

you can hear the grill. - Dude, it's so cool. - It's so cool. - It's so cool. - It's so cool.

- It's so cool. - It's so cool. - It's so cool. - It's so cool. - Dude, you got him in the club.

- You got him in the club. - You got him in the grill. - Take some of your money. - Right.

“- That's what I actually did want to do that.”

We all talk about that. He will tell me not to. - Why? - I wanted to do like a... - Dude, like a little boy being like hearing it.

And somehow making that a movie. That's it. - Yeah, yeah. It's kind of like Ricky Bobby. But we can do it.

Bobby Ricky. - Yeah. - Yeah, it has nothing to do with that. I swear to God, we're not copying it. - Yeah, that's the character's name.

- Or do you just be like, dude, let's fucking do a sequel. Not a new part, too. He say Ricky Bobby maybe says a wrong thing. And he goes through their track.

- And then we end this and it comes my favorite. That's nothing to do with that guy there, right? - I mean, there's something that drivers are. - Some of the drivers get they'll graduate from that. To an asker.

- I would imagine it is. - A little, yeah, for sure, but they also like come back down and do that. - I painted for a dude that like Bill Karsher's kid. He was like a mechanic and he built like little indie car to eat.

Dude, it's mega bucks. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I knew someone who used to do like dirt track racing. He was in high school.

And that was like, it was like his thing he was in there. - Like the ones with the fans. - Yeah. - You know what I'm talking about? - Yeah, yeah.

Wait, what do you mean? Like the ones that. - Yeah. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

“But I remember that's, he'd even go to the dirt track.”

And it was like his thing. - Yeah. - hit a rich daddy. His daddy would buy his get the trailer with the cars and he would just go with race people.

- To get an upgrade from hockey. - Yeah. - They're like, dude, you see a lot of pussy back in the day. I remember our kids were like, go dirt bike racing on the weekends. - Yeah.

- Always somehow. - See what the cool fox looks like. - Yeah, yep. - Frosty. Frosty tips.

- I like how black dudes adopted that. They all said we're like mud across shit. (laughs) - A NASCAR, they love it. - Yeah, they love them.

- True. - They love the M&M. - Yeah, they love it. - I'm more into the high black fashion, like Edward Clark, played with Cardi.

- What's that? - And be a young boy. You just were like black leather. You were like black leather and just kind of like sit and look like a vampire now.

- It's got a suit. - Yeah. - They vamp out hard. - Playboy car. - I saw a video game.

- Yeah. - Yeah, it is. But it's like leather. You got some leather gone. - You got a little bit of swag.

- It's like Rick Owl. Who's the guy, Rick Owl? - I sent you a full video dude. - Rick Owl? - Yeah.

- Dude, it's the fucking cool shit. - There was even get scared by the flash. - No, it's hilarious. He gets a flash.

He's like 90 million years old.

And some fucking photographer. Like, remember when they hit you at Helium? Dude, that shit, it's almost like a flash back in hot. It's like almost fell over on granted steps and like regained his fucking balance and kept wall. - They got me on Monday.

- When I was checking into the hotel, insane photo. - Who's the worst? - Who's the worst? - Why did he do it? - He goes, "Hey Shane, and literally you're like..."

- Blink, great example. - I have a book bag, I'm hunched over. - Is that like a couple hundred bucks for somebody? Why are you doing this? - You should start being like, "Stop!"

- Stop! - I mean, I don't get it. - That's for no reason. - Vibrals. - Every time you get it, you get it.

- I would make it way worse. - I'd get an out of cars with your balls hanging out on top. - Yeah, I would. - I would make it worse. - I literally might have.

- He's balls around. - He's a lazy lowhead. - Just somehow show your bottle. Every time you get out of that bottle, I'd find first with your bottle.

You got your taint in a picture. - No, no, no. - I'd hang that up. - Was like this? - Trying to shield your face.

“- You should've realized you could do that.”

- I was like, "I'm not gonna have body cam footage of it, guys. Take a picture of my dick, please." Raise my balls up. Don't be scared.

- Don't be afraid. - Yeah. - Don't be afraid.

“- I lose a lot of my hours to body cam dude.”

Ever since you sent me to watch TV. - Dude, what the Lord gave me? - Let's start crushing that shit. - It was like a month. - I'm flying.

- It's just watching. - Yeah. - Yeah. - The one of me and Blues have been dying watching this guy. I've mudded talked about the last time.

There's a guy. He's a white supremacist, a cop holds him over. He's like, "Yeah, my idea is, my idea is in my bag. He just takes a gun out." (laughter)

- It suits the cop. - It was a cop. - Then every cop. - It's not funny. - Then every single cop chases him.

- Yeah. - He's driving another highway with 500, 900 cop cars. - Yeah. - And they get the, they were like, "We need the barricade.

They always break out the barricade."

- That's like that fucking tank. - Yeah. - They started hitting his car with the tank. - Yeah. - Then they, he finally stops every single cop gets out and shoots.

Everyone was like taking turns. Imagine if you really wanted to kill someone in your cop. And it's finally there. You're speed. They're probably salivating.

- They show the guys in the cars. - Yeah. - Not loaded guns. - I think that's fair. - Then they show the forensics from inside the car.

- And it's hilarious. - There's 900 lines going through these cars. - Yeah. - Yeah. - He must've been in the car.

(laughter) - I got a rewash experience here. That was great. - That's fair. - That's fair.

- If you, that you should have, like,

“if you shoot a cop, they should be able to shoot, like,”

find you and shoot. - Yeah. - They made a Netflix thing, because I didn't shoot a cop. - Yeah, they, yeah. They'll get you.

- And Netflix documentary, just based on body footage. - They're body footage. - That was great. - That was a really nice story.

- And it's just this lady was crazy. She lived in this scene. - Yeah. - Every time a kid came on a launch called the cops. So the cops came over so much.

There was enough body cannon footage for a documentary. And they edited it into like a story about it. - That was super clever. - They were fogged. - Oh, yeah.

- It was so sad.

But there was never a natural camera.

- Damn. - The one do though, who liked it. - It's in Florida. - Yeah. - So G, baby, like baby daddy of the girl who got shot.

That guy was kind of like, "Hey, who's the best "down in the world I love you, guys?" - Oh, yeah. - That was great. - Oh, yeah.

- I was the best daddy you got, man. You know I love you the most. Mom's dead now. - He's probably just dead. - Yeah.

- Just getting wrecked by some fat bitch. (laughing) - This kid's definitely caught me with that one. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah.

- Oh, the later day. - The later day. - It must've been so fun. - It must've been so fun. - Yeah, especially when you know it's not fun.

- It's not fun. - What? - And every kid fucks with you. - If you're a white in the black neighborhood, every kid takes turns talking with you.

- Yeah. - It just is what it is. - Yeah. - So I got the medical asses. I'm ready, I go.

- Oh, you got the medical asses.

- That's my safety. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Step one is you start filming that. You start plotting.

- Step one is definitely start filming. - I mean, that's, I got you. - I thought there was this thing. It was like all these creep glasses. I was like, I need those.

- Yeah. - Do you have the medical asses? - Yeah. - I got the medical asses. - Bro, people would pay.

I feel like you pay good money for that. - Well, if I'm outside my house, you just got my medicine. - Dude, spitting at spade. - No, no, no, I'm saying just getting like. - Getting in my driveway.

- I don't know. I feel like you can show it. You can tell, I feel like the anti-racism crowd. If you're like a 55 year old, like white New York Times, ladies, you would probably pay money to get like hazed by young black kids.

(laughing) - Try to show this. - I deserve this. - I deserve this. - I'll push drums of shove.

They immediately go into white supremacy. - Yeah. - I mean, Malcolm X. He's talking about that. - I voted Democrat.

You motherfucker. I'm trying to help you. - How dare you? - You didn't even know what you're doing. - I'm on your side, dummy.

- I love that, doing BLM. - Dude, it's like chant, maybe it's a brick on the floor. - We don't want window for three doors. - We're on your side. - We're on your side, man.

- What the fuck? - They're on your side, man. - They're on your side, man. - What the fuck? - They're on your side, man.

- Yeah. - What the fuck? - Oh my god. - They just scream. - That was like three doors.

- That was a bull. - That was a bull. - That was a bull. - That was a bull. - That was a bull.

- That was a bull. - That was a bull. - That was a bull. - You have any good footage of the kids? - What are you talking about?

- Do you have any good footage of the kids? - Stop it. - No, yeah, I just have them on for protection. - You're ready. - Yeah.

- And the neighborhood is getting nicer, but for years there. I mean, Bill can attest to this. - It was nice. - Yeah, dude. - Dude, I was wild west wild.

- I was walking through. - That was the main thing. Like all these people, all these little people be like, oh, say on this beat on them,

“should it's like, dude, are you seeing what I'm seeing?”

- It's true. - This is not what I like. - Tap it, tap it into the glass. Tap it into the view. - Okay.

- I was walking out of Zeus one time. - I was walking out of my mind. - Yeah. - I was walking out of my mind. - You put him on.

You find out. - There's just rage meeting the whole time. - I know that this is not, I know this isn't the rest of the world. We're in West Philadelphia. I'm going to let you start.

There's like a free food thing, right? There's a white liberal chick trying to cross the street. All like hobbly moving slow with a K95 mask on. - They're called cryptsters. - Obviously they're.

- They're smoking the air, right?

- This place to go get free food. - She's going into an alley. - There's tons of food.

“- So she's going, like, she's getting free food.”

- What? - Going into an alley. - She's like, "Oh my God, listen, is people?" - Yeah. - She's in her community, largely.

- Yeah. - Crypto. - I started to God. - I watched the crypts. - Dude, they walk on the slow, kind of like,

some weird put on some weird ass fucking lip. - I literally saw a crypts try out a fucking bus stop and she got up off our wheelchair and sat back down with the holy shit. - You're actually stealing that.

- They're pumped on the fucking masks right now. - Oh, I was walking out. - Oh, yeah. - They're still excited to break that. - They're like, "Please get your K95 their qualities low

and we should just always be wearing this."

- Also, what do you do? - Do you remember what I mean? - You know what I mean? - Yo, I'm like, "Sorry, we're in it. "Flock cameras.

"Flockin' like somewhere." - Yeah, Tree put on the, "You'll do see, they have a-" - I'll go fool you to bomber. (laughs)

- You want me to go? - Yeah. - Maybe I'll change you going right into your house. (laughs) - Bad classes you can buy now

that apparently like throw your face off on. - Oh, yeah, the Chinese is it. - Yeah. - But like, you literally would have to be walking on like no phone, no car.

You'd have to be naked. - I know. - Yeah, the phone is like. - Yeah, the phone's got you. - Audio video GPS.

- I mean, yeah, I don't care. Obviously, you don't want nastrovelins like that, but I don't know how they're giving tickets out, though.

- People are getting tickets

are being on their phone, shouldn't they? - Well, there's a cop. I don't know. I can't remember where the cop was.

“I want to say a taxi or a passenger, you know, maybe?”

I don't know. Some cops start stalking a female cop that you know. - You're good? - Yeah, I mean, with great power comes great responsibility. I've just watched all three Spider-Man's.

It was a cop. - Pretty good. - He was using the flat camera system so you can tap it and the shit if you're like a cop, you can't like be like, "Oh, let's see what's going on."

But he was doing it to take a peek on a coworker. - They've been doing that with like, well, at least this villain said their phone numbers. You file a report like, "I'm going to need your phone number." - Yeah, right.

- They're like, "Fucking five beers deep." - Yeah, you all right. - Yeah, we should have known you. - It was a guy. - It was a guy.

- Michigan football, who was sneaking in to the athletic department that had all the female athletes, emails and passwords. - Didn't he get on their webcams? - Yeah. - So they still turn like, "They're all big and bad."

- Oh, Ohio said has that wrestling do. It's like the worst. That was the worst shit ever. - Oh, no. - He was like literally pulling on people's dick shit.

- Penn State might have-- - Michigan. - Penn State, no. - Penn State, no. - They didn't even know what I'm saying.

- They didn't even know what I'm saying. - They didn't even know what I'm saying. - I'm the same. We might have-- - Michigan's still down. - A little bit for their breaches. They're having to do literally goon on girls' webcams.

- I agree. - They should be shut down for a year. - Then they had coach breaking the ladies house. I'm like, "I'm a fucking criminal." - I'm like, "I'm a fucking criminal."

- It's a lot of magic on me right now. - I forgot that, that'd happen. - That poor guy. - He would've been fine. If somebody else would hire him right away.

- What do you do? He hooked up with a fucking chick that works for the team. - Oh, he got in trouble for going to a house and saying he's going to fucking kill himself. - Then when he broke into a house, after word got out.

- He's just unremarkable. - I don't get it. - He's like crying. - Exactly. - What the fuck are you doing to her?

- He probably thought like, "This is my work. I'm like a pussy." - I'm like a pussy. - No, you're like-- - You're like a drunk.

- Yeah, yeah. - He's like breaking to someone's house. You're probably either blacked out on psych meds. Like, "No, normal human." - Could be in love.

Love makes you do crazy things. - Yeah, I hear you. (laughing) - It's why I say fall in love. - He did once we'd watch a session and he says it's real.

- I'm a session? - Yeah. - It's girlfriend simulator. - Yeah. - First of all, the movie is just not a scary movie.

- This is what they're like for real. - Yes. - You have to see this. I don't know. - That's so funny.

- The main character and it's going to piss you off. - Really? - Yeah. - Yeah, he's a little bit a little soft boy. - I just watched Tom Holland's Spider-Man stood.

- Tom Holland sometimes, yeah, he's a beast. But he doesn't look like it at first. They once he gets it. - Well, you're judging on science, because that's it. - That's what you do.

- All right. - You don't like to have more people. - I'm literally friends with trivial. - You don't like to have him a buyer. - I like Tom Holland the most.

- Yeah, Tom Holland's the best one.

I never liked to have him go out for a day there.

- I also look at him. - The power he has on his suit. - With 10 power. - Toby McGuire's suit. - Toby McGuire's the only one who actually shoots web out.

- So funny. I used to brave my balls about Marvel nerd stuff.

“stuff. You get one chick that's in an Atlas in the end. That's how it does. That's exactly how it works.”

This is crazy. You're literally, you're literally, you're literally, you're literally, you're the eternal. Gilti is charged with the stores. I watched Anthony Turtles and I was like, fuck this. Because it could have been sick. Wait, what's the eternal? Bill is holding together a sacred timeline right now with the model. Yeah. I don't really like the multiverse, but I am in the sacred top. I'm going through from 1940 starting at Captain American, currently I'm on,

I just finished Spider-Man. A chick has known that actual part of it. I literally did this. Like, what else years ago? Love it. I'm like, I don't know. You did it with soups. You did it with like, CW soups. I did it all. I did it. I did it. I didn't know. Fuck. What is it? I didn't the vampire diaries. Yeah, you did see it. I did marvel too. Oh, you did marvel too.

Oh, there's no sense. It's called a marvel. What is it? Marvel's real. Marvel's real. It's true. It's true. Literally the King said, uh, Spidey. Symmereen. Curl. Spidey, Spider-Man is the most girl out of all the Spider-Man of his. If I hear you talking about Wonder Woman, we're going to have this. I fucking hate that shit. I didn't watch. I literally skipped fucking shit. I'm a doctor strange. It's my, I'm a doctor strange.

“Try to do it. That's what I saw to change. I love the strange might be the best, honestly.”

Me and Spadewatch, we went on with the Sandy and I could do it. We went and saw a fucking Guardians of the Galaxy. Oh, the Guardians of the Galaxy. We're literally just waiting for our fight, went to the fucking place. I think it was in Coronado. And almost cried together watching it. Yeah. Guardians is a little too close. Oh, it's not right. Try to think, what was the show? The show? I didn't watch Vampire Diaries. I watched the spin-off of Vampire. It was called

the, uh, it's insane. I didn't watch it since I was like 17. Give me that. Give me those shows. How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? Are you a chick once? Maybe somebody else will think of it. We were watching like archer and like the Batman, the Gotham. We watched a lot of them. Also a terrible show. He's crazy shows the watch. Yeah, very bad shows. I'm not trying to niche

bog. When you're first with the baby, you're just like, okay, what are you going to do? And she's like,

we're going to watch like the War Show ever. I mean, she had the studio Ghibli, which was honestly pretty good. Give me a chance. What's the point in the harron on real? And then I hit Harry Potter for the first time ever. So I mean, Harry Potter, so that's why I am not married. Yeah. But the girls I'm with again hit with Rude Vannis really all gold scored by Manchester United. Uh, again hit with Jeremiah Love Highlights. I mean, this is niche bog. Yeah. That's what they're getting hit with. Yeah.

Yeah, it's like an eye back. Yeah. I got what you watched this shit. Check this out. I'm not used to have a bunch of eagles were before this game. I'm too, I'm too little bro. I don't even, I don't mean, I see a remote. I just like look at it. It can be something. Yeah. I'm like, I don't, I'm a scumbag. I don't know what I'll put it on. I think whatever you want, put it on. I think I think

“the show I was watching was called the Immortals. Uh, I think that's what you know. The movie is”

the Immortals and the dude from Silicon Valley, the Indian guys in it. And he has like finger guns. And I was like, dude, this is too much. Yeah. So little, you're talking about internal or internal. Sorry. The mortals might have been one of the, with the Henry Cowell. You'll like any super shit. Um, I like the garden to the galaxy. That's a good. Yeah. That's that. That doesn't, that doesn't

you can never saw any of the X man. The original. Sorry. It's got the original. I think there was an

X man that I liked. That's what I'm saying. It's good. Yeah. Last in. It's pretty good. And then I got a little me time. And I was like, Hey, why don't we watch no country. And she was into it. And then the ending happened. And it was, she was best. So what the fuck was that? So that's the end of the movie. It's sick. No. They need clean resolutions. Yeah. Yeah. They need two people to go. Wait. Wait. You can't get on the plane. Anything outside of that. They look a fuck.

Yeah. Doesn't make sense. And then that other movie is not talking to himself at the time. Maybe explaining exactly what you're doing. I don't know what he's doing. How's that? It's weird because they don't care about it when it's 20 times. Yeah. There's a movie that's all for any time. They don't, they don't need explanations. No, not as name or anything. I might fire out 50 shades. I might fire that back up. Go into it. No, right.

“It's watch it. I've never seen it. I've never seen it. 50 shades. Do you watch it?”

I saw I went and saw it in theaters. Yeah. I'm trying to see it. I was on the date. I was on the date. That's way. He's a date. I was on the date. I was on a date. That's way. He's a date. I was on a date. What's the date? Like, it was a really years ago. It was like an early day. Years ago. Uh, it was like a first or second. No, no, no, no, no, no. That's like seven great movies. I mean, you can look up when that came out. You can look up. You can look up. You look up the

air, but it was way way back. Now it was villain arc. They were people that were talking. They're taking it off. Tinder date to fucking 50 years before that. No, before that. Holy balls. It was another lifetime. Oh, I thought I'd come up with a warning. That's like, girl, we put it on the red button. It's crazy. That's a German ticket to the chat. He's hitting me right now. Like, you're your tax driver. You're all good. Did you finish? It was different lifetime. I hear you were doing man, I was just 2015.

Same old man. 2015, what worse? No, I think I think it was older. That might have been the new one. Some of the original more shades or whatever. That was 15 older. I was talking about 50. Tam, I wasn't sure you were good like that. That was good. I was swath. I was going to say, hey, let's wait. I was completely breaked up. I would've been. I mean, you know, I was eternally

breaked it. Chicks are always reading fucking those sexy books. The sexy books.

No, it's not. The best is when they are reading the sexy book. You just sit there and start reading out loud with their reading. Oh, it's so mad. It gets like, stop. You're ruining it. It's very hot. They're in book clubs. Yeah. They all read books together. Warney bonus talk about it. That's like jerking off together in 7th grade. Dude, literally. They're good. They might just be late on that.

they do with it. I don't know. But I haven't run into it yet. Kind of keeping themselves. Yeah, I've heard that. I've heard that a long time ago, the women peak sexually around like, what is it? 35? Yeah. Yeah. They just don't usually do with their husbands. Yeah. They do. They like to be build a life that they can just build up deep sexual frustration with it and then they betray it all. That's not. It is hot. It's going to be not. I believe it's going to go.

It's undeniably hot too. You need to go. You need to go. It's not the mental. Yeah. I don't know. But it does shit to your brain. How about you? Have you tried it? No, no. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like, um, hang out trying to give out all the dudes tea in the army. Is he really?

“Oh, it's going to be nuts. I think that's what you get. You're like testosterone and you're like the”

apoc, you get read like the book of revelations. And then you go and you do it needs to be done. Obviously, you're crazy. Imagine if they just come back. Imagine if they had like tea boosters and the original crusade. Yeah. They did. They did. It was just all actually. Yeah. Is he getting that approved? Yeah. You like get tested 30 years old. Yeah. Just like get tested. Everyone's going to be juiced up dude. Smart. Pretty much making Spartans again. Pretty much. I want to mind that.

Is what it is. We had it. We had to do it. We got strong solidity. Jack. Guys. We need to. Any word. This is dude. I just want to. You still have this. I just want to. I just want to buy a beef. I want to isolate the mental aspect of the new

boner pills. It gives me just that. How powerful would you be with them? Just the mental aspect. Bewarely. You said it.

Yeah. Just mentally. I wish my dick worked out. That's a little bit called a adorabral. Yeah. You get retrieval. You get shrivel. You just get tripled. You're head is manned for you. You're going a thousand miles minute. But I don't get very horny on it. I don't get. I my dick literally goes away. Yeah. I want mental horny. I don't really experience that one time. No one can see this. The molly. I mean he screws that one time when I was like, well, Molly's driveler. Molly's monster shriveler. But you don't mind.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm Molly. Yeah. Adorabral though. You hit the urinal when you go to kill me. Please no one

“see this. This right crazy. I had to take. That's what I tell him, Bill. Like all he's good to have”

everything. It's a lot of stuff. All these dudes are getting sipped on like getting their t-tests. And it's like, if I was like, yo, let me measure dick right now. Yeah. That's what they're just taking like one little reading and shit changes during the day. It does. You know, I think you want to measure your dick. Like, so much should be measuring it constantly for like a week. And then you feel like there it is. A T reader. That's the thing. I think he's bullshit. It's on hard stick in my new house.

That was left over as soon as I saw it. I was like, no, let's see what we're at. I never want to see this

thing. I haven't seen what seven inches looks like. It's so long. I thought I was close. We're not even near that. I just literally want to do it with a solid across the room. I was like, you start measuring from behind your balls. The shaft goes past it. Any dude with a tape measure does the same exact thing every scoffer just go. Fuck. That's what if you're about it. If it were

“not, maybe it is that. And then you go, that's what fucking nine looks like. Jesus Christ,”

you put it away. Pull an out tape measure. Look at the 13 inches is literally classic. That's pretty nice. That's a positive response. It's great work, yeah. Those are the best reals. The guys are like, yo, cut that two inches in the guy's like, you know, there was an eye work here. Concert with Tels. We were like, fucking 19 years old. He was like, I got a cuck, like a hockey puck. That's like, bro, why don't you tell me this?

Oh, is that even me? Like fucking fat Gordo. Yeah, like a log. I shared an office with a guy who would just constantly tell me about his huge penis. I would, too, honestly, but he would be like, I spit when it's a mouse. He's like, that's what you do. That's what they want. You just said, you fucking horse. He would claim he goes, what they want you to do. I would just sit there and go,

just deeply troubled him. So yeah, we'll not do that. I'll never do that. I said, I would never

do it. I'll tell me to do it. I'll go, you, you. Don't like that. I don't like that. Guess I'll do it. That's what we're doing right now. You hold. I spit my mouth. I'm brushing my teeth all day. I'll tell you what. I just take you to tan. I turn around to shit on. I'm right away. I've been fucking poor. I was dead laying on my back, lift my legs and shit the bed. This is the long one of that. I didn't kill myself. Did he did that, right? I, I think you did every scrap man.

This can be the problem. Yeah, I think so. I think there was like a thing where he like he shed on someone's chest or got his chest. No, that's anything in a rage. A rage. A got he claimed. Wasn't art. He claimed four pounds of shit on him. Oh, I got shit on by four pounds. He said, he said he claimed a lady dumped the four pound. He said this on stream. He's in the agency. He was, he was on, he was on. I got a hilarious rage. A rage. A might be one of the funniest guys. Because a lot

I thought six nine was dead. It's on like my head so fucked up. I was a damn, there's six nine. Then

I saw a Dame Dash talking shit on Jay Z. He was like, he's been up to that for a long time. That's crazy. He's done a lot of tooby movies. Game Dash was going to make huge comeback to be a crazy horse. What was the famous for in the beginning? The Rockefeller. Yeah. He was like spraying bottles in the background in the music video. He was, he was the man. He was kind of diddy. He was like just like diddy adjacent. Yeah. He was like, he was like a, he was like a height man for a label that he

created. So he kind of tore a page out of diddy's handbook. And he was, he was good at it. Okay. And then it was just like Jay Z became quite drilling. Jay Z. Yeah. Yeah. And then he was just kind of like check out my movie. Yeah. He just like talks shit. That's not it. He said Kanye too. He signed Jay Z. Yeah.

Oh, so he signed up diplomats. Yeah, they were all under the Rockefeller. Wow. So I mean, he fucking

stayed. He was good. He was good. I, I love his, his, his, his, his, his. I would assume. Oh, I

“got fucked up. He was. And then I think you got, yeah. Although his interviews, I will say he's one of the best”

podcasts guests of all time. He wears a suit and just call us whatever's interviewing him. Gay. It's kind of, it's really, it feels like it. When I'm trying to make the intro that I fucking look at the reals, I'm like, bro, he's guy's money. He's, he's honestly pretty great. So many great sounds. He was on the breakfast club called Charlemagne and then the other guy gay because he's like, you guys have a boss. That's gay. And just it's so fucked. And I, I don't want to, I think he might be

kind of hammered the whole time. I'm pretty sure he's hammered everywhere. All of these guys are hammered. Yeah, I think he's also awesome. Hammered suit just going, you guys want anything about business? You're gay. Check out my new field. Yeah. Yeah. You heard the greatest. He's, and he's pausing everything. He's a heavy pauser. He's pain dash is the man. I really genuinely thank you. That's what I got. That's why I remember it because he got hit. He hit like a weird pause

today and it may be less. He's so funny that that's how they split. Like Jay-Z when became like I'm a billionaire. Yeah. Business man. And then the other guy got hammered in his suit and was like, got him fucking gay. I'm not meant to be. He's crazy. And the boys broke up fell apart. Jay-Z started opening up for Hillary Clinton. Yeah, I should be weird. Yeah. He was doing an end chili. I remember that. I know. I remember that thing. Him and Miss Knowles. The V-High. Don't have the

“B-High. You have to do that. He doesn't be commenting bumblebees on their actions. I think now”

they're more just a brand now. Because I think we'll Beyonce at the country album. Yeah, it was the best country album of all time. I'll be honest. That one song is a hit. Which one? Yeah, it takes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was written by fucking the best song. Right? There's a national. Yeah. It was probably a big crowd. Dude, I think you can't be. You can't. You can't give it back any race. I was a black woman. I was a black woman, credit for it. I was a

Beyonce haters. No, I'm going to be honest. I've been trying to, I've been trying to win. I would try to do a thing for me. Dude, I would go, I would listen, I would go like this.

I was Beyonce haters forever. Because I always, I'm not a Beyonce haters. No, I'm telling you,

listen, listen, I would always go, I would always go, I would be honest with you. In my relationships, the girl, I would never know. They would go, well, they would go, Beyonce's a better. She's all right. And I was, I was just geared to hate. So I'm like, let me just give an honest listen to the album. That song came on. I'm like, can't, it was a toadap. It was a toadap in hit. It was a toadap in hit. Come on. I'm a Shibuzi guy, bro. Shibuzi, bro. Shibuzi, bro. Shibuzi, she's the most positive. I've ever seen on video.

Shibuzi's nice. The Queen beat just, I'll hit every part of the album. Bill, just say she's late. Just say she fucking eat. All right. Just say she fucking eat. She fucking eat. She fucking eat. She's down like eight in serving on it. Just say she is. She's sort of kind on that. Yeah, she, uh, she's awful.

“Yes, I'm real. I guess I'm Bill, he's gay. I think it's the, is the pop country rush over? No, it's just”

beyond. It's me. Bill, he's coined the term Judeo Christian. Judeo country. Judeo country. Yeah. They've been moving from the rap. So like you know, I was like, oh, the sea, yeah. Like we're like, gone, gone fish. I'm drinking after truck. It's called Judeo country made it up. That's like, it's a great turn. No, I don't like it. No, like, we go country. Yeah. I'm at a lake. Take you in his house. I just, did you see how there's no rap in like the top 40 right now?

Yeah, I have sworn on. Has went on. It's Jersey. Jersey will come back. Yeah. He goes country. They'll be nasty. He'll go country. No, I think it's a me. Yeah, I'll go country. He's a go country. He would dominate. Yeah, right now. It's all country and like shit like that and like, uh, this

Okay, fair enough. I do. I'm telling you, people are sleeping on the TPUSA half time show. That was awesome. Oh, my God. It was so funny. The band, baby, one in English was hilarious. Yeah, it was really translated. Yeah, it was what you were talking about with him. Where it's like, oh, it's lit. I want to show my aunt, my new, oh, it's crazy. Girlfriend. Like, I love it. She's so hot.

“My aunt's so horny for my sex. His lyrics are fucking crazy. I saw that years ago. I remember”

I heard of him and actually, it was like, listen to bad bonding. There was like, that was just guy talking. I looked it up and I was like, yeah, oh, bro. I'm talking about it on the local New York news program.

I'm never doing that ever. It was my favorite. Boy, you know, one of the one, no, the local,

wasn't that the feeling of the family was one of the craziest one. Did you know what I would I did this special, especially. They were just like, I did that local in the age 24. It was crazy. Oh, you did that dude. His little pocket. Yeah. That's fucking nuts to you. I don't know. They were like, just do all these. I was like, yeah, whatever, whatever. It needs to be. I'm a team player. Yeah, to a fault. Your DTP. No, I mean, that guy. Down play. And I said, yeah, whatever you think one

was not the DTP on each other. Well, they shot. He's guys fucking coming at me. He's like, well, here's my brother had beef with him. So I was ready for him to start. I was on guard the whole time. Ready to do your fucking asshole to my brother. So then like, I was there ready for him to start, but he was so nice. It's also soon I got that one. I'm not a fashion. Of course. Try that. I came out like, hey,

but also to I couldn't stop. I was never going to do it. This is to get more eyes on your show.

The special pose. Yeah, whenever whenever I do a new thing, I can't help it. I have this look in my eyes. That's just like a very intense kind of look. I'm just being like, what the fuck's going on right now. And it's I didn't really

“tell the truth. I've, I've wanted to. Yeah, I mean, you guys like public people. So like you have to like learn how to look right.”

You got like, I haven't done that. Yeah. Yeah. Did your eyes are glassy on that interview? Do you like what? You think guys are like, so you have a new special coming out that had to be like, that's pretty cool. Man, he made an effort. You're like, yeah, you're visibly thinking. Yeah, yeah, the whole family had a trash. Yes, the trash business. He said, well, that's a little weird. I'm like, it's not that weird thing. When you're someone homeless people, that's a little less like it's not at all.

It's totally final after homeless people shooting. There's like, okay, I guess it is. Yeah, that was weird. The pot, I also, yeah, it really, yeah, I don't think it does. Radio guys, you used to get me with that. I'm going to do a radio thing and you sit there and you're like, six, I am. This is nuts. You got, you got, think you guys are trash man. Yeah. The way you're talking to me, like, they're saying, it's like local news radio humor,

where it's like, there's like weird sexual in the window. It's like the funniest thing they can do, it's sexual in the window, but they're also, they'd be little you've built an entire time. Yeah, and I can do a studio clean. It's a room of like six people that see each other every morning. I think I'm pretty funny. I think I could do what you do, honestly. Yeah, okay. Do you, I'm an Eskimo brother with one of those guys, and they do do comedy. They did do comedy,

and they ended up there. Oh, yeah, that's that for sure. That's also a congrats. Who asked Moprozo? I mean, you can't do that. You're not on camera. It's okay. True. It's Baltimore. It's guy in Baltimore. Okay. That sounds like Mickey, isn't it? No. That's my favorite.

“That's how your Eskimo brothers are. Yes, cool. I respect any of my Eskimo brothers. I would never”

fight with an Eskimo bro. No, I'm, I mean, my storage is down now. My storage is down now, dude. True. Worst ever. Worst ever. Worst ever. I'm out of the sea right now, waiting for the wind. It is great. I do that. I at 40, your boat or falls off a cliff. It's like clockwork. It's kind of sick. What are you even here? I love that. He's found down. He hasn't gotten point out. He's 15 years to fucking burn. That was ever going to top that shit. Yeah. Now it's the greatest show

that's ever made. When he's hyped after, they do the news and he goes out and punches the

bucket. And start, honestly, season one pilot to the final of four. It's amazing. Unbelievable.

And yeah, it won't be touched ever. It's just, it's Mount Olympus. It's Mount Olympus. That's kind of like my dick right now. It's just, it did it all, it's done. It's done. It's done, dude. It's like a news mound down, dude. It's the best season four. He's bound down. It does anything now. It's in the home around here. Like, yeah, fall. No, now it's more, I'm just like, you know, like, some planets, like a year for one planet is like nine earth years. That's kind of

time. It takes on a different rotation. Yeah. I was like, I was like, you're hit that thing.

It used to be fleet foot in mercury. It would just be like two reflits. Now it's just all. Yeah. Yeah. It was not even a fucking planet anymore. It's a dead stock. It's just nice and

shit. It was never even a circle. It's shit. It's out there. It's moons are just now

a fine dust that form rings crashed into each other. Then you eventually start getting dinged down and bitched. And then you were fucking run as fast as you could. You're an old man. You're such a dinged out. They did a good work with you. It's my fun. I'm trying to take out the pistol. You start chasing a little kid. Yeah. I got a city. I have like 10 years from I can't remember what day it is that I have a gun. No, you just walk your dick is so soft that your head's like,

you're like, you can't even spin and you fall down. You want the news is right there and you go,

“you need to start watching the news and go, finally. Is it like being on Shriver do you get”

hang time or you just have ball hang time? Well, here's the thing. I've I've reclaimed. It's you do cardio

and your dick does start, but no one's had more dick. You can I tell you something? That's six you together. No, no, it's not. It's perfect. It's fine. No, no, no. No, no. This is it. This is it. It's so give you an insight into my life. The other day, the other day, it actually it got like regular hard. Like how hard it gets when it's like fully working and my wife laughed. True. What the fuck is going on? You know, come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. It's hard. Ben there.

I live in that. Whoa, here it is. You get a woe tiger. This is what I meant every time we've had sex. This is what I was going for. It's the pure expression. But now it's, yeah, it's, you know,

it's so cyclical dude. Because here's the thing too. I can't even fap because of the chance,

I'll I'll fap myself out. A simple fap. I'm fapped out for two days. So it's like, I just I'm on edge.

“So every now and again, you time the fap, I like again, what's happened if you edge every day?”

All right. I could tell you about this later. I don't think anyone can actually edge this. I mean, there's no way I'm not doing it. If you're a high level like guy like sting, you could edge everything. You guys right in music from the 14th century, they practice tantrum. That's legend. Fucking crazy. Kevin Gates claims that he's just doesn't Kevin Gates is an incredible liar. Yes. He did. Kevin Gates is alive and we used to go this dead. Which one? You think

you never stopped. No, no, no. There's another there's like a managed for your dude. I think he died. Oh, you're talking about the black minister. Yes. What's his name? Oh, he had a cocaine system. Yes. Yeah, the guy who would call with and fed him. Yeah. Who was that guy? Kevin. Kevin. Kevin's on the right. Kevin Samuel. I forget his name. Yeah. You might be actually right about that. Yes. His weakness is not going to be like, how old are you? Yes, shut up old bitch for that.

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their girl has his phone. It's like, huh? It's like, why don't you do? That's just a game. That's just a game. Oh, it's like, it's a ghost. He's like, it's a big game. Oh, I'm like, I can't get my dick hard. You're a. I mean, you do. He just plays my stroke. My hand right here at the cradle. That's how they're doing. Yeah. Nobody's wrestling. So he basically had a wrestle his wife or girlfriend in front of the

He's like, just giving my phone. Just giving my phone. Oh, my god. So there's a lot of guys reacting to be like,

that is that man's personal property and he deserves his personal property. Yeah, that's never a good look when you're

wrestling the phone from the woman. Then go, there's nothing in there. Yeah. I was like, he's in the video. The champion gets all the AK 47. Everyone just kind of backs away. It's like, it's like, it's like, oh, whatever you want to do, just play this for a player of the age. No, no, there's a real video. Well, they're looking, isn't from plenty of games. They got tricked by AI. He got tricked by a movie. That's all. That's cool. You know what I'm talking about? That's for real from playing the games.

Either that are playing the games copied it. Yeah. Cause there's a scene where a monkey comes down and acts like he's like, oh, I don't know what I'm doing. He picks up the gun. I'm hanging up the lesson. Maybe I'll hang up the lesson. You could be right. Maybe a monkey did pick up an AK. Yeah.

“And it was on e-bond rule. It was one of the first things recorded. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. It's,”

this is like old stuff. Maybe you guys, I probably forward the internet. Ah, so I'm shaking. That Andy. The only thing I'm thinking about is, I have fuck time tomorrow. Yeah, I don't think about that, bro. There's no way I'm not sure.

Here's what you got to be afraid of. Just don't think about it. That's your opinion. It's crazy.

Don't read the comments. Also don't even think about it. Thank you. Yeah, thanks. Thank you, man. It's so funny. But if I don't be about it, I'll get for him. Yeah. I mean, that is like the real world of it. It's awesome. Like, oh, man. Who's at the link? Cool. Good for them. Yeah. Everyone's just doing their own things. Oh, wow. That's cool. That's awesome. I don't think they.

It's only a freak show big deal for the guy to ask to go back to me. Most people don't. It doesn't register how insanely massive it is they go. Wow. It's crazy to do it all the time. Look, it's nuts that you guys go places and then give someone like a night of entertainment and then just roll. Yeah. And that's like they're big, nearly. Yeah. That's like their date. That's why when you're like, I'm, I feel terrible. Yeah. Right. And then someone

DMs me goes, I spent 400. Oh, God, you suck. Thanks, heard that. I mean, maybe they don't appreciate you. You heard that fucking joke. I heard that fucking joke. It's like, I got the joke. We're in this together, brother. That working on crazy. How I do stand up. We saw a fucking, um, the luminaries. I felt like I was for real and Rivendale. That was the most beautiful show I've ever seen. And you started realizing that these guys like build shows and put together. Yeah. There's a whole lot of it. Yeah. I've literally

felt like build a show here. Yeah. We got a show gone. The greatest fireworks. Extremely. I'm the first comedian. Paper pyros. Obviously. I used to call us an armor leg in fight.

“You remember that? It costs a real armor leg. Really are the pyros. The pyros. I'm not making”

a lot of money on this. I mean, I've got a lot of money, obviously, but it's much as you fucking put. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm spending a lot on this fucking. Yeah. I'm losing my shirt a little. You guys spend money, make money. You're exactly right. Did you do that in fight night? Yeah. Go out. Or would you go hardcore and just do nothing, walk out Tyson's house. There was a couple of those, but sometimes you're smoked. Fight night. Fucking rules, right? Yeah.

Yeah. Hey, maker. Boxer video game. It's Jordan. All the Jordan gear. I was wearing all the fucking Avenue depleted. Yeah. What's the status on the boxing video game? I feel like they've slaved fell off. Yeah. They don't have money. They were so good. Fight night. Fight night was a great. Yeah. It was awesome. Better than any UFC game. Fuck all that shit. Fight night. What was that Xbox one? I forget, but it was yeah. Yeah. I was like, oh, you know, the original fight night was

unreal. The training was unreal. All that shit was awesome. Many games in Madden. I will say it was awesome. That was awesome. 40 art dash for like the fucking run of four, three, my two fucking

cravings. I never got. That's good. They're on legs if you think about it. Literally. I know. That's

why I would just go like this. That's it. I can't. I was running my act. What was it about? Yeah. My video game guy was just slow. I am. Are you serious? We're just mashed away with your five or eight or four. Yeah. That's fucking tough. It was tough. I couldn't do it. Many games. Fuck. That was good. Do you want to run it running back? Many games was awesome. I did want to have a second college football. What? To Nancy double out. Did they really? Yeah. Is it really? Let's go. So I

listen to by for us, Bill. I think it's honestly one of the greatest greatest episodes. Oh, the one we did last week. Yeah. I will say, though, you kind of claimed to be the pioneer of

“lifting in the house. It was me. I mean, that's what he said that in the beginning. I said you. I don't know what”

I'm moving to a dark spot. He's about building pictures. Yeah. I don't know what he started the podcast. I know. It's always great to be. Yeah. I don't know. There are my actors. I have the picture. I never had a lifting bro. You didn't need a shot for me. You did. You took pictures? They're all college, dude. You had lifting bro's by the time you were in college. I just had to tell me you didn't have a small one. I had small mates. Let's go and have the gym. We're taking pick. We weren't popping

top taking pictures. Oh, you don't mind starting to finish. Yeah. I wasn't doing all that. Sure enough. No, I mean, that was the thing that you didn't go in on chicken with B. J. Is anybody going on the chicken breast? No, never. Howdy. Wow. I feel bad. Classic cookies. Chicken, classic cookies. I was dirty balking all the time. You're dirty. Yeah. He cleaned for like three days and just go

pizza every day. I guess everybody honestly. I'll never do it. Double dinners. Yeah. No, that the thing

“that was actually scary was my fucking magnesium shit. That was fucking terrifying. But was it?”

I fucking almost died bro. From what? Magnusium. I didn't fucking realize it. That's good. That was okay. Good man. How much were there too much magnesium? I think I was dosing it too much. And then I we load maximum. A lot of it. It was in my multivitamin. And then I started taking a magnesium supplement at night. And I was drinking a drink that I had magnesium. I did not get it. Was this recently? Literally a near death experience two weeks ago.

Fat when I'm sorry. Do you feel like so much valor than D.A. right there? Bro, I was there. One second completely off topic. But when you sat down, you plops down. And it reminded me of entire's every single script. Whenever my character sits down, it's like, and then Shane plops on the couch. And after like the 90's time, I was like, "How come I only only one plopping every day?" I'm pulling him like a ham at G. They're getting back to my seat.

Shane plops on to the couch and says, "Are you gay?" Shane spills into the couch. Yeah. I was like, "Who the fuck's right in this?" What the hell? I mean, is everybody on the set, D.A.T.? No. But then I think after I brought it up, now everyone plops on the couch. That's so fucking funny. Inclusivity. Inclusivity is important. Clopping, he's such a great guy. And then Shane comes in the room and plops on to the fucking floor.

He's fat fucking dirty. All right. Need more.

“All right. So where are you doing? How many of you guys? I'm sorry.”

I didn't realize I was doubled this myself because it was in my multivitamin. And my nightly mayonnaise and supplement. I just thought you needed to sleep. Mike, listen to it or were you talking? It's such a waste. It's everything. It's a whole family dude. The family's being sick. There's like, this is just two of them. There's like two, there's like four more of these dudes.

Better to eggdog and each other about fucking supplement. I'm not a big dog. I want to ask a big dog on every single comment. I don't know if you know about the structural integrity of skyscrapers. I was in Toronto. I got told me about the others. How was your experience? I wouldn't have sput my nose.

Yeah. That was an example. I was just trying to think of something. That was not a real big dog. I was not a real big dog. I'm just a big dog. I'm just a big dog and I'm acting like a dog and I'm acting like a dog. And you know you are. It's a structurality fuckers dude. My ego is at the door. He's like, he just comes off him.

I'm just saying no other former magnesium crosses the blood rain barrier.

“You need to buy any of these bike lights in it or something else.”

I mean Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom called me today. I'm pretty sure that was the highest dose of payloady ever in Garnet Valley. I'm like, yeah. Obviously. What? That wasn't it. You're putting it on. Dude, I fucking go to sleep. Imagine if you like poured more like money in it.

Imagine if you had more. Imagine if you were all like multi multi money in it. You'd better have fun. They would be the craziest group of people. Like because you're you're met. You max out at every that every chance every checkpoint is a max out. So it's like imagine if you just poured more water on the gremlins. Dude like there'd be a city sometime. Tom, Tom maxed out.

And you guys there'd be a city somewhere that's where it was maxed out. Yeah, I didn't I wasn't doing this purpose. I'm not telling all of this. People don't understand. Regular people don't understand. They don't understand. Shane doesn't understand.

He's the only dude that understands what I have to say. Yes, the cross you bear. I love it. It is funny. No, because it's hilarious, but nobody can get outside of it. But then I don't think you guys are joking a lot.

I'm that serious.

Like there's always a hint of serious.

Tom, I must die, dude. You wouldn't be utilizing me right now. I accidentally come. What were the symptoms? I'm not going to your fucking funeral, dude.

I have to go to Magubi's joke house that weekend. Literally take it back. I took it back. I'll be there. I'll be like a black lady. Pro. I'll be literally be screaming. I'll be screaming on that coffee.

You're going to pull me off, dude. Just saying super relatable topic for a podcast with all been there. I was in my bed and I started having fucking heart arrhythmias. And my heart was beating like three times in a row. I'd have the fucking bag to eat.

I'd have the fucking problem was like it was happening so much. I didn't want to say anything to my fucking wife sitting there.

I was just never at a bedroom.

I was chill, but brother, the thing was I couldn't pin it on that magnet. He's home because I had a monster plate of lasagna. So I was like not knowing what was going on. But I was literally fucking paralyzed with fear. So I couldn't check my phone and at that point I was like,

"If I died today, it is what it is. I can't look this shit up and freak out more." So I sat there for two hours just having a rhythm. He wasn't shooting at some breath. I thought it was fucking magnesium.

But I did have a fucking monster single lasagna.

Obviously, I was hitting it with fucking hard-members.

I was like a fucking doll. And thankfully then chill that.

“I got dead for a decade with like, yeah, whatever the fuck that was.”

We're just missing you. You don't just miss every old breed. You're like, "Oh fuck, my heart's stopped." I ran up and down the whole way. I was carrying this pot and I ran up a hill like trying to show off her fed.

Just fucking around. I got to the top of the hill. It felt like Shane was sitting on my chest. That's the fuck. I was standing up.

Maybe like if all of you guys were like pushing home my chest. Like nowhere. Really? I'm just standing up. I was like, "Oh, yeah, why didn't I just fucking hear it?"

Sorry. AC, probably. Yeah. Yeah. I thought I was having like a heart attack.

I was like, "Oh, this is what we should have done." Yeah. I've had a couple of scares. Wait. So you can't blame it on the magnesium, then?

No. Jerry still out, but I'm pretty sure he was a magnesium. Magnesium, and probably like Garfield was on it. She was good as fuck. Speaking of grub, and I watched Garby's at the home run,

there was psychotic dude.

First of all, he's got his tailored jerseys.

He has a tailored baseball jersey. So it looks like a small t-shirt. The sleeves come up to like here. It's like a grease race. There's like a level.

I don't know. He brought it. What is it?

“He brought binoculars in a pouch attached to his khaki shorts.”

He took out his binoculars. No problem. Just sit next to us. What are you looking at? Exactly.

It's a home run there. That's what he was talking about. And then he was like, oh, this is my, I'm going to order a slice of pizza. He ordered a full pizza. Wasn't a professional pie?

A full pizza. Sat by himself and ate an entire pizza. I like that. He usually doesn't. Is it a favorite pie?

Yeah. It was in the restaurant. What kind of pie was? No, I forget. It's got me curious now.

He said we had it here and the beach. So macros? So you guys are in a box. That was gone. Yeah.

If it's macamacos, I don't want to understand.

That's just, where's the swirly cheese? Was it swirly sauce? Yeah. That's macamacos, brother. That's good pie.

Yeah. It does. It's macamacos. I kind of with him on that. Macamacos.

It was awesome. It was awesome. You're getting into my world right now. This is all I do on YouTube. It's food reviews.

“And you see no reviews and boardwalk lots.”

It's great. So they were trying to say you could crush a cruise. I could crush a cruise now. When I was younger, I couldn't do it. But now that I realized the beauty of I'm in a hotel on the sea.

But it's so small. There's no windows in the ground. That was a suck ass. It would suck. I did a row of Caribbean when I was 14.

It was kind of lit, honestly. I think I was 14. All soft surface. We're doing that. Probably handle it.

Yeah. Now I would be furious. It's the Monroe Institute on the fucking wall. The food's trash bro. What are you talking about?

What about the new? There's an English cruise from the film. You haven't seen the videos I've seen right now. You haven't. There's four seasons.

It has a yacht. Fuck the cruise right now. You don't know. There's high in the sea. How much?

It sells out right away. It's like megabombs. Celebrity excrucials. This is not somebody else. Stop.

No. Stop. That's what we were talking about. Guys, not big doggy. When I went on a cruise and I was 14.

I got the dinner with the captain. That's all. Probably. I don't know why. It probably got 16 dudes.

The captain. The captain. It was with my friends family. It's called grooming. I remember they were like.

We're going to eat dinner at the captain's table tonight. I remember I was like, okay. I remember. It's like snubs walk. Probably a drunk.

Yeah. We drink a lot. We drink one. It's cool. You're walking on the sun.

You go, you're legs or sea legs. Yeah. But I heard they're terrible for the core worries. I mean, that's whatever. All I do is watch YouTube videos about it.

And what it did was it graduated into a swimmer. Yes. And I didn't do that myself. You build it. I didn't break by.

They don't build themselves. So how you wound up in super deals and fucking swingers. I'll go. I think we'll improve all there. Yeah.

The crucial swing. The big thing. You brought that upon you. It was funny though. You had a good time with it.

Yeah. You were warming up to something. You were maybe trying to hold. The swingers, dude. What's that?

Bless your swingers. Get the wall. Get the pill for your mind and body. Yes. And bless them.

That's see. The gold. That's just going to be rocking. I would like to take that with like full medical supervision. Yeah.

So like take my wife to the hospital. Haven't hooked me up with a child. Look the things. The stickers on my hand. And the stickers on my hand.

And the stickers on my hand. And as they have them watch. Just wrong. Totally cool. Blessed right now.

And let them watch me. Fucking. Just like me. Look up. Holy fuck.

You're actually just that. Just break your off with a mid. Yeah. I'm kidding. Bro.

I'm a mid. I thought the premature stop was just. I thought the pre- I didn't realize the premature stuff was like this.

Yeah. You didn't pre-jects. No way. That was a two-point jump. They lost.

That's all fucking great. Pre-jects are not bad. Pre-jects are very accomplished. They ever get no jack. On soft.

No jack. No jacks. They get mad in the worst. Yeah. I don't know what that is.

Alcohol and do snowjack. Oh. Like no comment. Hit. No.

Alcohol and do snowjack's fair. Yeah. Spades on top of the mountain. He's. He's skipping snap.

It's pretty. Oh, yeah. Now the same fucking. Yeah. You look down at us.

Yeah. Yeah. There's been. We're not here. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean. I don't want to hear you have. You have your full penis bro. There's some guy.

And I'm sorry. We're mutilated. We're fucked. I got to do cardio just to get it up. I'm going to swim in a mile a day.

I'm basically pumping it.

“I might as well have a pump in my balls.”

They have that. They have that for the balls. I know. The trends. Yeah.

They have the pump. Guys. Poor stars do it too apparently. Oh, really? Yeah.

Dude. Any porn star you see apparently. That's not an.

It's never a natural boner.

Not a single one. Yeah. Dude. Check the makeup themselves. You don't better.

Yeah. Bill, I watch. I watch, I watch. Sounds amazing. Cool.

Mark Lee had to. Has to fucking calm down with that shit. What do you wish? What exactly? The soft white horny belly.

I always shit. Like fucking gore your whole girl. Poor an actress. Like dude, just literally you have the world. You could interview anyone.

Did you ever see? Did you ever see when he. I don't know if this is. I'm not niche market right now. One time.

One time. Yeah. I mean. That's literally like. Yeah.

But this prostitute. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I hit him with my one niche mug on the way here.

Which was flags. Yeah.

That's basically straight down the line.

Yeah. You know what hurt. I was bragging about my trivia. To somebody I was sitting there showing them. I was like, I did.

I get those. Walk outside. There's a kid. You know, you know, the people that do like sign up for shit. The people that stand.

Yeah. And this. Yeah. And this kid just comes up to me and goes. Can you name a state that ends with the letter K?

And that's like. There's not. There's. That quit. That one.

I won't get people. Can you? New York. Yeah. He was like, you've been there.

I was in New York. And I was like. What? What the fuck are you talking about? It's like.

It's New York. And I was like, I have to leave. I was also thrown off. I thought I was going to interview. Yeah.

I thought there was a camera. I was just making upwards of my head. I always.

When I first confirmed this, I was like Arkansas ends with an SO.

No. There's not one. And then eventually I, yeah, I spazz on that one too. I did. I just came up somehow somewhere.

And I was like. But I did dream that in the Great Lakes. If you were like, I want. I don't know what I watched that like had this happen to me. But if you were like in the Great Lakes around Lake Eury and like Lake Michigan

then shit, if you looked above it, there was Norway. And I had a dream that that was real. And I had, that, I had it wrong in my whole life. And I lived like a whole day thinking like damn, I figured that. And then it's all map again.

I was like, I don't understand. Yeah, no one can understand it. Like they were like, you was like. I thought, like, I was like. Like, nor, it were Canada was.

Okay. I thought it was. And I don't know. It's probably World Cup clips, I saw. They're like, got this going on ahead.

But like, for a whole day, I was like, I can't, that's crazy.

“I think we go to vegan Norway whenever we walk.”

What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing? Dude. Oh, dude.

For a little bit. Red of buck one time. That was like a full, it was a fiction. Like completely not real. Not fiction.

I wouldn't get that confused. Yeah. But it's been red. I thought it was fucking real the whole time. And then finished it.

But I don't know what to say. Yeah. It was like, I don't know what to say. Yeah. He was actually getting scared.

Do you remember what it was? He's called Jenny Flatt. It's about Tracy Twiman. What happened to him? I got, she was doing like, she was like invited to these,

like, weird like prime minister, like level, British, Masonic rituals. And then I was like, this is fucking nuts. I think. Oh, but dude, the horsey went underbelly.

He, whatever, it's where you're going. He didn't want to get this. You're kind of pretty. He interviewed a prostitute who was pretty out. Obviously.

And, uh, and he, you know, asked all the questions. And then he eventually, like, got her an apartment, helping her to get her, act together. Yeah. And she had been lying the whole time.

Because he was like, you had much like the wittickers. Dude, he had her on. And he was like, hey, welcome back. And he's like, turns out you were lying about a thing.

“Dude, he, he had a key to her apartment.”

So he was like, I just thought it was weird. Like you said you're out of town, the lights were on. So I just stopped by. It was a bathroom anyway. And there was a fucking guy in the, and he cheated.

He ended up getting like a weird young girlfriend from this. Bro, she was, she was having sex with her half brother this entire time.

And he was, they, he was just laughing text and like,

bitch ass, pussy ass, fucking trick your ass. I got all that money bitch. It's got a nice.

“I think he's going to have him both of them on.”

Yeah, the wittickers got like money and stuff. And then he got pissed up because they start misusing. Fogs is like, dude, have you looked at Jimmy and Brett? Yeah, they have a dick spake on their parents. They got scared by a shovel falling on the ground.

And think these people are going to use the fuck properly. They don't even know what money is. They kills me that I think, so like, two, some people on the wittickers. And you know that. What are you talking about?

There's a lead people. There's a lead, a lead people. That would look at us as wittickers, dude. No. For real.

They would shoot his gun. Bro, you're talking about like, palladians. I'm telling you, like, you don't have to be like a fucking alien race. Like, wittickers are fucked up, bro. Bro, I'm telling you.

Timmy and Brett are James. King Charles thinks you're wittickers. Yeah. King Charles has fatties. There's his pictures.

Yeah. He fatties. He fatties. He's got his fatties. He's got his fatties.

He crushes my hands. He's got his fatties. He crushes my hands. It's really, like, actual, like, looks like a hamburger helper. Which one's for instance, Charles?

Charlie boys, the king. Charlie boys. Okay, he's the king. Got you. I'm thinking of Edward.

Now, who's the guy Andrew? I'm thinking of Andrew. No, he boy. He's a party. He's a guy.

He got completely cut off. Yeah. He was having sex with mine or stuff. Yeah. He can't really fuck around.

He's out. He's out. He's out of the picture. Try to hate it. I don't sweat.

Fuck him. Excuse me. He was talking. He was talking. He was talking.

I was at Pizza Palace all the time. Yeah. Also, to him, you got to think, like, I don't know. That probably is going to be in trouble if you're a fucking royal. Like, that blows.

Dude. I get in trouble with your whole life. I was, I get laughing when he was in jail for like 10 minutes.

So he, the first guy to get Prince Bocey is going to be nuts.

Oh, yeah. Someone, he got right out. But dude, imagine. No one's done. He's the first Prince in jail since, like, a rental fund.

Yeah. For us, for sure. Like the man in the Iron Man. Yeah. But yeah, no.

Yeah. I don't know.

“Honestly, for him, though, hookers were like porn for him.”

Yeah. He would probably just be like, yeah. What? I'm bored of this kind of thing. And then to a level where it's like, not even hookers.

Yeah. Because they don't even like hookers. They want ones that don't want it. Yeah. And then they take it.

Yeah. If you talked up. Did you see? You take it. It's dark stuff.

Yeah. That's a royal tea, bro. That's what they're up to. Yeah. nonsense.

Yeah. So anyway, what else is going on? Show me crazy tomorrow. It's something. I can't think about a single other thing.

Yeah. You just got back from Nah, bro. You've no idea, though. I fucked up. This is a huge mistake.

That's what I mean. I mean, how many of you have before the show? How many beers will I have before this? Yeah. This feels like a four or five one.

I think four or five and you go out there. You're almost like four or five. Four is perfect. That would be. Yeah.

Four is this. This is how legends are made. Four and four is a foot in each world. You have a foot in each world. Yeah.

Ten. The release of the two or three. Yeah. This is going to be four or five. This feels like four or five.

Everyone be pumped up.

“I think it'll probably just be running on adrenaline.”

Simple. It's not there and don't think about it. It's not just that. It's not just one. Stay away from the zombie.

They've got to eat clean before the show. Eat clean, watch your magnesium. Like listen. It's fine. Watch the side tray.

It's more physical symptoms. He's like when he lost your vision. It has to have your party. That's going to be awesome. Yeah.

If you come out and just shake up the bottom. Just go, shhh. The place is going to go nuts. Now, if you say, that would be a sick move. Do do that.

That'd be nice. She's so do you. I just got one move. I'm just going to say boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. I'm just going to say boom, boom, boom, boom.

I'm just going to say boom, boom, boom. I'm just going to say boom, boom, boom. I'm just going to say boom, boom, boom. I'm just going to say boom, boom, boom. I'm just going to say boom, boom.

I'm just going to say boom, boom. I'm just going to say boom, boom. I'm just going to say boom, boom. I'm just going to say boom, boom. I'm just going to say boom, boom.

I'm just going to say boom, boom. I'm just going to say boom, boom. - Yeah, it's a joke. - Yeah, it's a joke. - It's a joke, it's a joke. - It's a joke, it's a joke. - It wasn't a joke. - It wasn't a joke.

- Uh, what was the midget name? That's gonna fuck your ass. - You made it, it's a joke. (laughing) - Give a shame, pop before we go. (laughing) - I gotta be on whatever big Jason, he's, yeah.

- Whatever, he's on it. He's, doesn't care. - Oh, like, he's gonna be on the call, spin. - What's that? - Robert Danny, Jr. takes them, like, made it a joke. - Oh, made it a joke, maybe he's on, made it a joke.

- I don't know how you would do that.

- I'm not gonna fucking risk that, I've never done that.

- Well, apparently, they're gonna try it there. - Yeah, that's the thing. - They're gonna try and chew a couple butt luts. - Yeah, that's a real bad bar. - Yeah, it should work. - Well, the beta blockers, they're saying

they're the most widely prescribed thing in the world. Like, they're totally, I've had people pitch me on them and I'm like, nah, man, I wanna do that. - I'll, they're like, you literally can't freak out. I'm like, I will find a way to try it.

- So, that's, I need to be able to freak out. I think they would be on stage fighting that. - Right, the light. - I think so too. - I'm up there, like, I don't give up. Fuck. (laughing) - Your heart can't reach over a certain,

like, level of heartbeat. So, if you're on them, it's like, it's just like, - It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like,

it's like, you just can't, your heart doesn't want to go there.

“- You did all beta blockers, you should probably”

hijack the big screen, put on YouTube's. - That would be a sick fucker, yeah. - Check, that's like, you know, watch YouTube. - This is my favorite YouTube channel. - 45 minute Midwest safety video, we're gonna watch it.

- I mean, that would be kind of sick, honestly. - I agree. - That would be pretty bad. (laughing) - I don't know, we'll be right though. - Yeah.

- With time, it's not that long, we'll show. - It was to the house the holy cover for Led Zeppon. - Yeah. - It's all by that. Everyone's leaving just crawling on.

- It's naked, mugs crawling. (laughing) - I'm to pass out, right? It's gonna be crazy. - Pass out, right?

- It's gonna be out of control. - One out of 100, pass out, right, out of there. - That's gonna be so many people. - You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you belong to them.

- There's no death. - You gotta video on a fucking checkpoint. - On the crowd? - Camera's probably. - Bro, that turns into a wingball.

You ever been a wingball? - You have? - No. - Did you ask that? - The hot dog contest?

- Never.

- I was just talking to Tom about wings to go.

They're winged, they had like this sauce levels. It was suicide, homicide. - Yeah, yeah. - Genocide. - They used to be wings to go.

“- That's how we used to be able to talk, man.”

- No. - What did that away most? - I don't know, he's been a little bit kind of, - All I've, let me throw some genocide. - Thousands of genocide.

- Thousands of genocide. And a suicide just for me. - I'm throwing some of the genocide. - And then it's round on my bunker. (laughing)

- Homicides and some suicides. - I put a cyanide cap in my dog's mouth. (laughing) I say goodbye, bluntly. - Yeah, that's the other.

You're a basketball coach, but guys, we're on some suicides. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Well, you're now allowed to say that.

- And they don't, you know, we're yesers. - Yeah, you're gonna pass. - We run, you're gonna pass, you're gonna pass. - Yeah, there we are. - Have you run a blitz?

- It's true. - It's crazy. - How many were, and if I think about it. - Yeah. - All the sports.

- All roads.

- Almost like we merged with them.

- Yeah. - Lips. I've seen some, I've seen some lips hitting sports or fascists. - Okay.

- That's like one of the things. - But not soccer? - It's like, no, that's fascist too. - Oh, really? - We're worrying about it.

- We've loved the World Cup. - You don't wanna win. Winning is like, it's like sports should be about fun. - That's the hardest coat, pepper. - It's crazy.

- I mean, the mini get out there. - Sports are about fun, and then you get cut from the team. And all the dudes are on the team. They think sports is about winning. - Yeah, yeah.

- Yeah. - Yeah. - They're fascists. (laughing) - They're the fucking dumb girls.

He fucking all the guys on the team. - Yeah. - Fascists, bitches, bitches. - Fascists, bitches, bitches. - Fascists and Ablers don't they know

they're fucking oppressed by the same situation? - Kids don't even play jackpot anymore. - Let's jackpot. - Like, you would, everyone at recess, one guy would throw the ball to them.

- Yeah. - Cockpot. - We played it, we played it at a beach trip. - Yeah. - Now it's just called moss.

So the minute you moss someone, then you get the ball. - Wait, why can't you just call a jackpot? - They just call it moss. I don't know, I'm just saying times of change. - That was changed.

- 'Cause that'd be easier to get. - Yeah. - It's really like where it was the best. - Yeah. - That was crazy.

- I see kids play jackpot in the pool, in my house. - Really? - Yeah, jackpot in the pool is so fun. - It's pretty awesome. - It's pretty awesome.

- We're gonna do that soon. - I can't wait, I lost my wedding ring playing jackpot. Last time I went to the beach, just flew off my hand. - That was crazy. What did you were all with afterwards?

- My mean, rubber. - Didn't have one. I said, having for a while. - That's fucking so. - Yeah.

And having one. I don't give them fuck. Sometimes I don't wear it all day. And I just go, I don't give them fuck. Whatever happens.

I don't give them fuck. - I remember fucking having sevens. - Sick, Lara. - You can't wear it all the time.

“- And honestly, I do feel weird without it on.”

I do feel kind of like, you feel like you're up to something. - I kind of do. - Like Toby. - No, I don't. - I don't.

- I'll leave for the weekend if you stand up and I'll be on stage and I'll try to preface with that. I'm not trying to get pussy. I just forgot my ring and people are like, okay, dude, how much you calmed down. - I'm like, you should get guys.

That was a funny joke. - It's clearly funny. - Jesus. Sorry, start out. I don't know if you guys had a fucking sense of humor here and fuck me on that.

- That's the worst. The thing you're like, this will be funny. This is a personal thing about me right now. - Yep. - The crowd's just.

- Ew. - Steering at you. - Yeah, everyone. I just had diarrhea before I came out here and I was like. - Say the thing we want for here.

- I had it. - I had it. I had it tired. - I had it right now. - No, it was a fuck. - I had it. I had a retire, the eating maybe joke, I had it tired.

People just don't eat it. - You had it in the baby's joke? - Yeah, I thought it was a poignant observation. - He didn't give me with it. - The podcast.

- No, where? - The leg. - The leg. - The leg. - Give me a little taste.

- It absolutely ruins the vibe. - All right, you know, here's the audience. - Okay, sorry, I'm going out there. I go, hey, you know, blah, blah, blah. I was like, who's birthday, you know, I'm fucking good for you.

I don't give a fuck whatever, crunches every time. And then, and then I say, you know, I say, look, the world is kind of designed and like a scary fucked up way and I say, hey, if you're eating veal, and they go, regardless, yeah, I've eaten veal.

I mean, you know what it is, you go, yeah, it's baby cow. I was kind of fucked up and I go, you know, lamb. You know, oh yeah, baby sheep, and I go. So you know what, if you were to be a human being, who would be the most delicious option?

And I start and they go, oh no, yeah, babies would be according to nature, the way it's designed. Babies are the most delicious.

it's kind of fucked up to think about.

“It's kind of like they see their arm pop out of lobster pot.”

You fucking little pink little, crunch it down. No, so they don't like that, so I've retired it. I mean, I watched the video today, not to debunk your joke, but like, I watched the video today. And you've gone to, there's a town of cannibalists,

then believe in wizards and cannibals, and they say that all humans no matter what age tastes the same. Really? So, deboaked.

Maybe I can bring that to the stage. You can bring that to the stage, yeah. Hey guys, I'm just kidding, all human states equally delicious. Because you guys didn't go to, they know. Really, so you're saying a baby doesn't taste any better.

I can't be true. Make it grow up, learn how to taste. I see a lot of people out of taste. You only get babies A5 Wagyu. Talk to these guys and you've gone to.

Oh, that's what it's called, "Racle." "Racle." Talk to the bells, end of life cows allegedly. Oh, yeah, I heard about that. That's not that they're good.

The wall disposal, there's a diarrhea outbreak from, and they're trying to talk to a bell. No, no, they're trying to, they're trying to, they're trying to... They're trying to say that they're, they're salad, or whatever. They're lettuce and shit, because there's Mexicans who are cheating on the crops.

And then I looked at them, there was like, "Videos from what Mexicans first came over here. They're like, "Please shit anywhere about the crops, but they keep cheating on the crops." So they're out there. They're out there. They're outside.

They're not going to walk back. I know. So supposedly this outbreak is literally from Mexican dumping on fucking crops. Have you ever driven through Yuma? No, obviously.

Never took it three times.

I mean, it's payware on the three times. Where do you see it? It's on the cross. Let us farm, dude. And it's all Mexicanos, the whole thing.

The shit on the lettuce out there? I'll see you a lot of poor lettuce. No, if you're out there, there's no way you're walking three miles back to a fucking shed. We were in fucking date counting for it. Think about the heat and then the itching and the burning.

That's probably liquid, bro. When they first come here, it's not even white right and have to work the rest of it. Dude, our diet wrecks fucking Mexicans. When they first come here, the food crushes them. Yeah.

I, I audibly witnessed a guy who had just been here for two weeks. Dump. In, when he worked in Tom's taco truck and I took him into this place in Drexel's campus and I was like, yo, I was like, where's the bathroom? I peed him.

He's right there. He's like, no, no, no, no. Hit the toilet. It was like. I was like, damn mom.

I was like, damn mom. He had a full film. He had a full film. That's undershure. I sat on the outside of Salt Lake.

Damn, I'm on it. I fucking sat. Wow.

“Every summer we get the lads pain and they come over here and you go, Dan, that's what”

we're supposed to look like. They're all like, gay look football players and shit. All warm ups and do this after like a summer, dude. Oh, the summer, summer, summer, a wow, wow, bro. Done.

They're. They look like the rest of it. And become like trash. Yeah. Just be comfortable.

He's take a look. A couple of Aggies. Yeah. Makes me know. It's too addictive.

He's got the screen. Yeah, she rocks. Yeah. Megan Chase. Little mac and cheese for me.

Yeah, dude. We went back in the day, we would go to Florida for Easter and we're in Dave County. My dad got a haircut from like, Dominicans in the hood. Who's fucking crazy?

Random air. And then we're so done. Dude, we're going. I got it with that. Trowers going by.

Oh, like literally almost a player to go need to do that. That's what.

My first special, I panicked the day before.

That I got ripped with a fucking nasty demand.

“I think the season, like, do the pants, but we'll in the pants and”

grow. Dude, my dad went. My dad went and was like, fuck yeah, that's a good haircut. Bill, let's go. I'm getting your haircut.

Brought me and got one on our way back when you did that. Yeah, matching. I did. Yeah, pretty much. And we all get the same haircut as a dad, by the way.

All of us get the exact same haircut. On the way home, we're grown by like literally like an orange farm. And my dad is, oh, it's like my pull out of his Smashbox right there. It's 98 degrees and he took a shit in the fucking porta potty. That was like, dude, it was probably breached.

Like I've been in fucking scrappy arms before. I'm in absco up in fucking north filly, where there was a just a fucking abandoned porta potty next to the scale, and I was like, I got a fucking pest dude. And it was literally perfectly diamond up top and just dried, even smell out of water. There was no water.

There was no water. It was so old. It was just a bleach. It was like a riverbank on Mars. It was like a riverbank on Mars.

Look at the yard. Yeah. It's a breeze. It was fucking crazy. I walked in there.

That's crazy. And then just fucking roll. Monzles. You pay away. Did you react to it?

Did you pay on it? I didn't fucking react to it. Dude. You don't pay. I don't pay.

You didn't fucking pay in there? Oh, that's fast. You got to pay on the breach, dude. I did. You got to pay.

I would've got fucking some disease, bro. Mommy's cursed. Literally didn't smell. I swear to God that shit. There's just a Mexican in there like this.

Yeah. Did you ever see the Mexican aliens? Yeah. It was great. Yeah.

I came and went. There was no other stuff. Yeah. It came and went. There was no other stuff.

Yeah. It was like the Indian moon landing. Also hilarious. What was the Indian moon landing? The Indian moon landing.

It's like the Indian moon landing.

It's like the Indian moon landing.

It's like the Indian moon landing. It's like the Indian moon landing. It's like the Indian moon landing. It's like the Indian moon landing. It's like the Indian moon landing.

It's like the Indian moon landing. It's like the Indian moon landing. It's like the Indian moon landing. It's like the Indian moon landing. It's crazy.

It really does look like an old video. It's crazy. Try to pull that. Just like they just don't get a space. You guys have fucking everything else.

You don't have the gear. Space. Wait. So did they actually go? Do you think it's cap?

No. They don't let go. Do you? So they caps about the moon? Yeah.

Oh, it's really beautiful. Oh, they're not lying. It's a beautiful moon. Yeah. There you go.

There you go. Yeah. They're very beautiful moon. They are. They're fucking Houston.

That call center must be nuts.

Oh, my God. That's good. I'm gonna try to do this. Give me this. I'll respond.

Every card. You need $515. We have a problem. Probably would have Paolo 13. They call it Michigan troll.

Every time it goes. What? They come up. It'll. It'll also.

It's fine. It's fine. There's something.

“We're coming through the atmosphere of crashing.”

Calm down. But I don't come in a guy. Calm down. Fuck you. Dude, I got to hear the album.

Fuck you, bloody. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

Fuck you. The album of dudes, father and seven, eleven guys. Two years. It's. It's.

It's. I want you to read the phrase. The Indian Bros. Oh, God.

The Indian Bros always go in the back.

Get the big stick. Come on. You can't do this. You can't do this. You can't do this.

Now that you said that. I have to see those guys. You can't do this. You're going to go. You're going to go.

You're going to go. You're going to go. You're going to go. Don't do this. Don't do this.

Don't do this. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. Don't do this. Because I'm here to work from.

It's my first day. Don't do this. Dude. Who are you? Get on.

One, one, nine. I want to. They come in. They order an energy drink. They crack it up.

- I don't want this. - I don't want this. - You don't quit reading that. - You're so influx. - It's so bad.

- It is me. - No, they deserve every ounce of it dude. - What? - What? - I grew with my fucking phone.

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no - And I think times that work it. - That's a guy's in seven levels. - On the front fucking line. - I'm just saying, right here's the beat.

- My people hurt people. - No, they got me, they made me change my fucking phone. We're doing, I was getting a hundred and thirty minutes. - You were a fucking fool. - We had to.

- You were saying, can I talk to a white man? - Two. (laughing) - I can't submit every time. (laughing)

- Dude, dude, they are fucking scamming out all of this.

“- I told me that he was like, why are you so mean to him?”

I like brother literally scamming all people. - True. - I have to, but they won the battle. - I'm done. - Bro, they put their flag on my phone number.

- That's fair, it's fire back up. - I love fucking with those guys. - I used to call. - And they would say, what's your name, I would be like, it's a weird name, it's H-U-G-H.

And the last name is J-A-N-U-S. Like, who, J-N-S. Fuck you, you bloody fucking fucking girl. - All right, sorry. - Who, J-N-S would like every time.

- I love the fire of the old phone. - Yeah, 69 ball sack Avenue, that'll be good. (laughing) - Here we go. Cody, you just go 69, 69, 69.

(laughing) - That's ridiculous, man. - Now, the best is when you keep all of her three minutes, they go, okay, we're already signed out. And what is so real quick, Friday, that's,

I'm gonna fuck your mom. - Fuck you. - Fuck my mom, fuck you. They would get me for Matt having to link with shit. And it was an old, I had spayed on the phone with me.

And she's like, where's your brother? I was like, I don't know, I don't know where the fuck is that. I think he's dead. She's like, you ain't nothin' about a lit or jitter bug. So it's like some southern view.

- We used to go to, we used to talk to them, and then once they realized it was the both of us, they knew something was known. (laughing) And then it was just fucking,

- Ray Ham. - Yeah. - Call the cops. - I don't give a fuck. - I'm gonna fire, I got a fire back.

“- I was just thinking about firing those guys back up.”

- Cause you can look up their numbers. - I'm ready to have fun with it. - They do, sorry. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'm so fun part of it.

I like to get, if I get it. - Most of their days just hang up, hang up, hang up, hang up. - Also, I got an inside track saying, a lot of them are in recovery. So they're just in warehouse as a Florida,

trying to, like, call heroin. - Who's the fuck in the job? - Well, yeah, you call me yo, yo bro, thinking about using it, get, they get fucked up. - That's fucked up, yeah, that's me, that's me.

- Yeah, that's fucked up. - I was, hey, I was told by someone in recovery to hit them with that. - Yeah, I mean, they're, they're, they're, they might not be all the way for covered, huh?

- Yeah, they'll sit on the best of them. - Wait, where are you going? Florida house, you fucking clean man, how many days you got? - Oh, fuck you man.

- You might have fucking fucked up. - I'm not saying I put this off, that's so evil. - That's a zero gravity right now. - Oh, I'm gonna hit, I'm gonna hit. - Well, I say I use it, I'm saying if you get,

if you get attacked, you can let it go. My bad at me to Walberg out when you go, you can look like you're in zero G over there. - Why keeps floating around in this. (laughing)

why is it happening? - I've known you a little bit. - This is a little bit of a little bit of a little bit - Ooh, I'm not gonna apologize.

- I'm gonna talk to you a second arrival of the same dude.

- Sometimes it's not the one, it's the wizard. (laughing) - The one, things the wizard. (laughing) - Keep trying to come over to me. (laughing) - Fucking you guys are really. - I'm just fucking liars.

- I might just go to be a hero. - Hey, bro. - Dude, do you ever think about your own backwards at home stage? - It's hard to be a dude. - Yeah. - Guys are absolutely fine. - We're not going. (laughing)

- You're literally normal. (laughing) - Stop fucking fucking fucked up. - Am I cooked? (laughing) - Shut up. (laughing)

- You're undeniably mask? - Bro, I'm top of them. - You're mask, bro, let's sick. - Forget your worries. We'll get a fucking double-sacelet pizza from Franchise.

“- That's what we're got. - It's sausage.”

- We're not gonna be good at it. - We're gonna be good at it. (laughing) - Yo, cause you want a bit of salad. (laughing) - Imagine the chill afterwards.

That's gonna be nice. It's gonna be the chill. - Bam, bam, also. - Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. - It's gonna be the chill.

It's gonna be nasty as fuck. (laughing) - I mean, give yourself a hug. - Fuck, it's gonna be. - My fucking mom's not even going through the series.

(laughing) - She went on a vacation. - She did make a vacation. - It's funny 'cause she definitely feels better and she's sending me text.

She's like, - She's right in realized that. - So, it was a year away. - I told her this, no, she knew this was coming. She's like, I have to go to Europe, me and your aunt. - You're?

- We've planned this for so long. - She could literally go there. - She wouldn't get a week later. - Just a week later. - She's like, yeah, she sent me text.

It's like, just know that my soul is with you. I'm like, mom, do you remember vacation? - She took my soul with you. - That's really nice.

- No, she's never that age.

Of like, she'll send me, I'm sure you guys do it too. The moms and dads got all of Instagram reels. Oh, it's great. - And I'm getting hit with like,

“my son is the most important thing to me”

and I'd love to see him grow into the man he's become. - Oh, my God. - I just wanted to go home with him. - Let me get some change. (laughing)

- I'm fine with it. - No, I just, my mom didn't accept my fucking DMs for like a year. I was about to get upset that it's like, oh, sorry. (laughing)

- Fills on the reels. - That's what I call them last night. He was, Jones gone, Fills getting fucking hammered. - Oh, yeah. - He's like, keep me clean.

- No, he's still getting hammered, but this is not talking about the reels. - Oh, the reels, I think he's still normal. - Okay. - But he was in the night hustle.

- He was in the dark. - I mean, you see God, man. - Call him in the dark. He was sitting in the dark looking at reels. - Dude, I'm just crying.

- Dude, I'm just going in the recording.

- No, I was like, bro, what are you doing? He was like, oh, and just looking at the, what's the thing, the fun thing? I was like, Instagram? He's like, yeah, it was like,

dude, this is gonna be the last decade. - Probably the reels. - Oh, yeah, dude, we did that. - Well, there's no sports last night. Normally he's on the sports, yeah.

- But sports is on real. - He's your daughter.

“- Yeah, he's like, oh, that's what he was watching.”

I was like, what do you watch? - The reels is like, bro, he was watching Luke Keakly Highlights. - I was watching. - Why? - If I go on the internet through, it's like Caitlin Clark Fighting.

- Yeah. - But Brian, MJ, fucking arguments. - Bro. - Messy, fucking rotters out, but man, it's like messy stuff, but--

- You need to, I'll send you the Luke Keakly Highlight video that Phil was watching. - Oh, yeah. - It's, you're gonna go, damn, that's actually sick. It's cool, you're watching.

He was just watching a headdy linebacker. - Yeah. - There's a white man playing. - No, it's the game. - Just a guy, he was calling plays before the offense.

- Right. - I mean, that's Phil's shit. - Right. - He's drunk and a recliner. - He's like, "Well, he's like palpating on the deck."

- We're all up there. - He was just on the ceiling. - We said we would even know where he comes from. - Yeah. - Yeah.

- He got outside, he was like, "Oh, man." - Yeah, why are you kidding? - Yeah. - He was alone there. - He looked like when Maverick rolled up on Iceman

and the new top gun, he was just sitting in the chair. Like, "Oh, he's got something going with a TV on the porch." - He was like, "Oh, what's going on?" - He was like, "Oh, sh*t, sh*t." - Hey.

- He was like, "You're fucking waste out of my shit." - I'm like, "Come on, drinks." - But now he's been calling, he calls my assistant constantly for tickets. - That was awesome.

- Like, dude, he's got like 40 tickets to this fucking thing. - That's fine. - And it's just anybody. - Yeah, yeah. - He's like, "Well, sh*t, the bartender, T-bone,

down at the Elxlage, her. She was in a tough car accident. (laughing) - Top car accident. - That's great.

- She's saying that. - The son wants to come to the-- - I mean, it's happening. Everybody. - It's-- - Yeah.

- That's, dude, the list was bad. - Everybody I ever met. - Yeah. So I'm gonna get you boxed sweets, dude. - Now that you asked me, I'm gonna fuck you.

- You get you. - Back to sleep. - I hear him talking to my assistant asking for tickets. I'll be like, "Put that on speaker.

Do not get in fucking tickets, Phil." And he's like, "God damn it, Grace, don't fucking let him hear this." So I'm gonna need those tickets. (laughing) - He's getting the tickets.

- I say no to him every time. - You guys don't even know if he's getting the tickets. (laughing) - He's a power broker.

- Are you serious? - Yeah.

- And it's just random fucking people

that probably don't give a fuck about me. - Right. - But I get my sons down there if you wanna go check them out. - Oh my God. - And then I got all your proud of me.

He's like, "Nah, I'm proud of you, Shane." (laughing) - Yeah, yeah, you were. - You weren't a tire's hat. - Yeah.

- It's nice hat. People like it. (laughing) - That is awesome. - That is awesome.

I'll be excited. My mom's not there. - Yeah. - You've got a fucking nut. - No, it's hair not.

- Is he getting the Kelly? - Yeah.

“- Do you have to be there in the morning and stuff?”

- I probably will. I'll get there pretty early. - Right. - I'm gonna sit in the fucking the Eagles locker. - So we're gonna get a walk around a lens like you.

- Hard attack. - Should we walk around? - Like he owns it? - He can walk. - I hope he owns it.

- Yeah, yeah. - He's gonna walk.

He's only giving tours, dude.

He's never here. - He's never there one. He'll be, yeah, and then he'll be like, Shane, invite him into the green room. They wanna be true. - Oh, yeah.

- Dude, I'm not. You bring 10 people from the fucking Elx Club. (laughing) Like every show I got, I got those are my dad's friends. There's six fucking old drunk dudes in the corner.

(laughing) - Who was the kid that threw up that one time? - That was my cousin's nephew. It was like a two-distant relative showed up and was blacked out, threw up, ran into the bathroom

so they threw up everywhere throughout the building. - Oh, yeah. - And then she back in. - I've done this in my life. - I had a problem with Goobies in Baltimore

and I was like, and I had to take a boat. - I had to take a boat. - That was so far. - So far. - I've been about to make you that.

- Not allowed through those. - Yeah. - Since I was so drunk, I was like, you know. - I was a big kid. - I was barely forgot, I didn't remember taking them.

Except in the car I'd home, I was like, I'm thinking weird. - Yeah. - I lost it. - Oh yeah, I did it.

- We were fucking banging on your door. I was like, I was like, dude.

“Have you ever the whole squad fucking disintegrated?”

- You were ground man, I'm pretty sure. - I was ground man, but I was heavily sunburned. - Sure. - I threw up too. - Goobies fucking, I threw up in the Goobies

fucking bathroom that we went back. And I just remember spayed and you were all fucked up. You looked at me on a holy shit dude. - Sunburned, I was like, did you get this hurt? - Yeah, it was.

- Yeah, it was a pleasure. - That was me that night. - I was spot out as me right behind you. - I was just saying that. - Was that you?

- Was that a new year? - Hell no. - Why did we pop and shave? - I was just saying that. - More, more they weaker.

- More pop and bottle. - Pop and bottle. - Pop and bottles. - Yeah, it was awesome. - You did it boys, McGoobies.

- That was live day. - It's live cast. - Oh, that's it. - Those things are, they just destroy you. - They were the live cast or some of the worst shows.

- Well, you show up and you have no plan. - Those are just fucking live audience. - You're like, I'm hitting a jack button and getting shit faced on stage. - You just completely devolve on stage.

- Tell legends are made. - It was pretty, it is pretty sick. - Awesome. - Yeah, that was gun that fog with a guy about Penn State at helium, epic.

- Gotta get carried out. - He's trying to rush the stage to find out. - Oh, what the fuck is that? - Yeah, you were fucking saying to say that. - I remember that.

- I remember that. - What's that guy like hurt or something? Like mentally had like a brain. - You got him to find out. - Trying to rush the stage.

- He was so angry, I forgot about that.

- You could always do that shit.

I was telling him that. Randomly got through people at algorithm, up on the fucking screen. - He did. - I'm just saying like, on next time you do a live.

That would be fun. - If you do a live fucking podcast, that would be fun. Now we have showmanship, truly under our belts. After tomorrow, we can have, we can lead a circus. (laughing)

- Abby saved you got rides involved. - We're gonna become sick for it. - We're gonna have fun. - There's that one, Bargazzi did. Bargazzi's doing the fucking amusement park.

- He's making an amusement park. - Exactly. - I'm gonna, I was wrongly considering getting wired up and launching out of the stadium at the end. - That was like really fast.

- I think you deserve a bad top run. - Just fast self. - I think you deserve at least, if nothing else, one exotic animal in your house. Come on.

I'm just scheming on a backyard tortoise. - That'd be awesome. - That'd be sick, having a tortoise in your backyard. - Yeah. - Shit would break.

- Same. - No, no, no you gotta date, you gotta date your fence down. I really looked into it. You gotta date like photos is a big out, but it will trash your fucking garden.

They're known as, they're known as, they're pulled those. They're still pulled those, you entire golf. - That's awesome dude.

“- You're fucking, you need to get a month,”

or what are they? Michael Jackson's monkey bubble. (laughing) - I can't watch that video. Let's see what I think about.

- Well you can start tortoise and you get a little guy and they'll take him a while for it to get big. So he's got a little, humble tortoise. - All right, you'll get your boyfriend. - I think tortoise is in Paris,

live like fucking long as shit. - I live forever. - You'd have to put in your will. Your tortoise would be in your will for sure. - Yeah, yeah.

- They live long as hell. - No, I saw a thing I was watching them, the Saudis were building rollercoasters right now. - Really? - Ed, you gotta see this shit.

- We live League fucking rollercoaster park. - Damn. - I thought I was going to go. - Dude, it's like-- - Too careful.

- It takes time. (laughing) - How's it looking? - It's fucking sick, you know? You brought a rollercoaster to the audience.

- What is the latest on rollercoaster technology? - It's in Saudis. - That's what I'm saying. - They're pretty great.

- Yeah.

“- I haven't even thought about going on one ever since”

a little boy fucking got hurt on that slingshot one, bro.

- Yeah. - That's the worst video I've seen in a while. - Which one? - Where the fucking thing shoots up in the air and it's coming back down, the fucking fat kid

gets to the ground before it hits the cement and they all come down, but his shit didn't clip in. - Yeah man. - So he got ejected out of the fucking thing.

- Let me let him be right back.

- I'm a stranger, Bush Gardens. - All right, post location 65. - Bush Gardens. - The fucking Saudis do, they don't give a fuck, they have no vacancies.

- 535 feet, that's terrifying. - Come on, total elevation change 640 feet, 195 meters for you fucking dorks in the air. - It takes a while, dude, but-- - 155 miles an hour?

- It's worth it. - This is terrible. - It's gonna be you, you know what I mean? - Let me see, let me show you. - That's gonna be me trying to sleep tonight.

- Let me see the drop, this is the drop, that's the drop, first drop. - Oh, oh, dude, we're taking the loop. - Yeah, okay, we're doing it.

“- That's right, you need to look up Williams Grove,”

roll a coaster. - You have a roll a coaster, roll a coaster. - There was, there was, there was. - Fucking nuts.

- The defense would never clip like nothing.

- You gotta bring it back. - Nothing worked, yeah. - That's fucked. - It was fun. - It was small as fuck, so it wasn't.

- What did, we thought, yeah, we thought it was something. - Yeah, we thought it was something. - I do actually have to. - Yeah, let's rip it. - I have to go walk to the, yeah, go to the walk field.

- Walk field, come on. - I don't even, this will be a mistake. - No, it's gonna be great. Hands behind your back, walk through, go, um, that, let's get a crane in here.

We gotta move that four feet to the left. You gotta do one thing. - Do sound check, it's gonna echo, I'm gonna go, that's fine, it doesn't matter. - That's what you're going right now.

- Yes, kill it, yeah, let me see that.

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