Ep 628 - Guys Trip 2022 (feat. Chris O'Connor & Billy)

- Okay, the U2 album, it was on everybody's phone. Phil was convinced that I downloaded that on to his car, 'cause anytime he started his car played. And the album art was like a guy sucking

“to another guy's dick, I don't even remember that.”

- No. - Yeah, album art of the album that they put on. - That's a guy you do. - Who's your guy kissing a guy's kiss? - Was it really?

- Of course, dude, that's U2. - I don't know that. - Yeah. - Huge information here. - The U2 movement.

- Yeah. - And Phil, Phil, all it was me. Now, some guys, not saying it. - Think, without 'cause not as good as you to. - Well, the original argument was November rain

versus enter salmon. - November rain. - I would say, but we were talking about, - Well, the original argument was about prince. - And then we all agreed.

- So we had to find the musicians. - He's not that good, I'm like, bro. - Bro, I didn't say that. - You did. - He's not even that good.

- He's not like everyone like jerks him off. Like he's some crazy guitarist. He's like just like every other shredder in the 80s. - You said he wasn't top 20. - He's not top 20.

- He's top 20. - Yes. - That was the beginning. - That was the argument. - That's literally fair.

- That's Genesis. - We settled the prince.

“- That's not top 20 as a pretty fair fucking argument.”

- In terms of y'all. - I don't think you had it. - That was a song.

- You never argument there.

We entered into the argument of like, if stuff's better musically, as like a musician. And then we got into somehow, enter salmon versus gons and roses. - Yeah, that had nothing to do with that conversation.

- It did. - But it was wrong from that. What are you talking about? - Yeah. - I was talking about music.

- You said "Enter salmon" isn't as good as November an I said. Dude, "Enter salmon" really. - You definitely entered November an into the argument. - Yeah. - Because we're talking about "Enter salmon."

- I was talking about "Enter salmon." - I was talking about "Enter salmon." - We were talking about "Enter salmon." - And we were talking about "Enter salmon." - I was talking about "Enter salmon."

- I was talking about "Enter salmon." - I was talking about "Enter salmon." - I was talking about "Enter salmon." - I was talking about "Enter salmon." - I was talking about "Enter salmon."

fucking what's he called again no, I'm a rain. Yeah, exactly. And all the peel to a authority there's a deal to a authority and the shimmies he'll argue though. They could know. Yeah, because he's a regular better than Santana. You already, you already moving the goal post all around. It's almost like a girl tactic. I don't see it. I don't agree. I don't agree. I don't agree. I don't agree. I don't agree.

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We're never rain. Yeah. November rains better a better song. Enter salmon. I, the

November rains. I will say the last thing I can't even see in November rain camp. I know. You, you, you out of you. Count for pound. You're out. Enter salmon is better. We listen to it. We listen to it. Literally. Like, plus, every day. >> No, for the first time. >> Oh, he's so awesome.

“Hold on, Nate, you heard the first time last night?”

>> Yes. >> And then what happened when we played in our salmon? >> You heard it already, right? >> Yes, even though. >> Enter salmon.

>> Yeah. >> You heard it a million times already. I wonder why? >> Yeah, that dude that your, I look, I love you. I don't want you to go back into that.

>> It really hurt your water, you guys. >> We've already covered this. >> True. >> Oh, God. >> He feels, he was blown away.

>> Yeah, it's insane, man. >> Nate was blown away by November 7th. >> Yeah. >> Enter salmon, Nate? >> Bot fucks.

>> It thinks Lupay is better than Kanye. >> Yeah, you do. >> You did until I took you to that fucking concert. >> Yes or no? >> Yes or no.

>> I'm just gonna watch it out. >> Yes or no? >> Yes or no? >> I love a boat. >> Guard dog?

>> Guard dog? >> Guard dog? >> He loves Lupay. >> He loves Lupay? >> Backpack, right?

>> I love Lupay. I love Lupay. He's one of my goals. But Kanye is the best. I was going to make it my mess.

It kind of is better than beetles. >> Nice mic drop. >> Sick mic drop. >> [LAUGH] >> Kanye better than beetles, you got a better argument than you two over mentality.

>> That was a second argument.

>> You two over mentality. >> You two over mentality. >> I'll take that slowly. >> I'll take that slowly. >> I'll take that slowly.

>> I was riding high from November rain, don't like Metallica. >> I don't hear it. >> And then not that much, like I don't know about it. >> [LAUGH] >> Who's a girl in town?

>> Who's a girl in town? >> Who's a girl in town? >> Who's a girl in town? >> I had a screaming in crime alone man. >> The horse?

>> You screamed in crime last night. >> I picked a horse. >> I went to bed. >> I bet that man, I said I'll let the little boys handle this. >> I backed a bad horse.

I always liked it. >> You two, you two, probably better than Metallica. We won track by track. >> Fuck that bad horse, dude is this. >> I literally saved you on the beach.

>> I literally pulled you off the beach. >> I literally pulled you off the beach. >> [LAUGH] >> We're actually right here. >> By the way, if you think we have teams,

if you don't think I'm just sit back and enjoy the group. >> Well, I mean, I understand the truth. Anybody saying the member ain't ever answered same man is a fool. >> And the public, boys, I'll come here and talk about it. >> Well, I feel like the edge is solved sometimes.

>> Yeah, it feels dressed in a crowd. >> A lot of times fools are fucking retards. >> [LAUGH] >> And get pushed onto the ground and everyone goes shut up fool. >> Yeah.

>> My argument, remember Mariana Rivera ran out to November, right?

>> Remember when a-- >> Guys, I can't believe you're trying to--

>> Never bring up this call. >> I'll just say it in Marca.

>> [LAUGH] >> Remember when Virginia Tech, when they run out of town, you know the entire 100,000 stadium jumps up. >> Yeah, you know what I'm like, don't know what I'm like. >> No, I like Denny, Denny, hey. >> I swear to God, that's the most close.

>> It comes pretty close after a couple of years. >> After a goal and how to-- >> That's a cool application for your song, the public crowd of his great, but as they saw him, because you can-- >> You can listen to it in your car while you're driving. >> You can do all kinds of stuff.

>> That's one specific thing for a song to be used for. >> November rain, so many different kinds. >> How come the musicians agreed? >> They were led, by the way. >> No, I don't know how to come the musicians that we will not name.

>> Two out of one, two for one, two for one. >> Nate, first time listener, November rain blew away. >> I didn't choose. >> Yes he did. >> I mean, if we put on an inner salmon for the first time ever,

he heard it a million times already.

It would have blown his fucking mind. >> I don't think it did. >> He would have been literally one of the Russians taking his uniform off and being on someone's shoulders going. >> Guys, people like different stuff, Nate doesn't like that.

“>> People like different stuff, that's what they are different stuff,”

is the end of the argument. >> Yeah, that's where it went. >> That we can't agree with it. >> We can't agree with it. >> That was a college or another comment.

>> They knew it, and it was a better guitarist. >> Yeah, yeah. >> And I immediately took that disgusting. That was a hell, Mary. I was really sweet. I was-- >> And you guys, you didn't take it back, you guys.

>> I took it back, I was pretty-- >> What about Britney Spears and Carlos Santanzer? What the fuck are you guys doing? >> I was holding on. >> Hold on, hold on. >> Hold on. >> I said the edge one, you to compilation. And the mid thing went fuck, this sucks. Took it back immediately.

You went, they're better because more people listened to it. I said, whoa, Bill, I said, now I got him where I want him. I said, Bill, that's the deal. >> That's how you're losing this argument. >> And he lost-- >> And he lost-- >> And he lost-- >> And he lost-- >> He was. >> That was a time. >> You were losing a YouTube versus Metallica argument.

>> That's great. >> But by his own logic, YouTube is technically better because they have more records or whatever. >> It's terrible records. >> It's literally hard to lose this argument. >> I know. >> YouTube is really horrible. >> It's really horrible. >> And he would admit, I admit it when I'm wrong. I go, "Some may argue why I'm the highest mountain."

>> And why does YouTube beat Metallica not because it is easy to argue that YouTube doesn't talk. It's kind of good at what was happening. >> You wouldn't have an argument with Sabbath. >> What do you mean? >> We would agree with it. >> Yeah, yeah, true. >> We're not guys that go. >> I was saying I'd better. >> Yo, what do you remember, Coldplay? They're better than Metallica.

>> Your set Coldplay rocks. Coldplay does rock. >> Coldplay does rock. >> They rock. >> But YouTube-- >> You put their salmon? >> I said, if you were going to think-- >> If you were going by, they're more popular in the summer.

“>> We were just going by what's better. >> That's how you go.”

>> That's not doing it. >> His argument was that he's like, "Yeah, I'll give you my answer." >> You can hold on. >> And then-- >> Hold on, do you take that. >> I think about it, quite for a second. >> You said-- >> Don't want to go to the center. >> You're better than Carlos Santana. Pretty spares by the Carlos Santana. >> You said that last night. >> Brother, like a woman, I was like, "Like a woman."

>> You look at me. >> Yeah, I fucking lie. >> Like a woman, you look at me. >> You were like, "Edge is better than Kirk Hammett." >> And I was like, "Dude, that's just not true." >> I put you in the dirt on that and then you were like, "What about--?" >> No, I was like, "I was like, "I started darting around."

>> Not true, I looked at everyone. >> Fuck this guy sucks. >> This guy sucks." And then I said, "The whole thing, my whole argument was like, "You were basically on appeal to authority." And I said, "You were saying you, too."

>> They're the most appeal to authority band in the fucking world. >> They're on average. >> They're on average. >> They're on average. >> They're on average. >> They're on average. >> They're on average. >> The whole way I was saying is, musically, I was like,

"They're better musicians than Mattel." >> They're on average. >> And I died on that hill. >> 'Cause I fucking-- >> I know against fucking headfield. >> You think Bono's a better singer than headfield. >> Well, depends on who has more range.

>> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm deadfield. >> Like, I guess. >> You know this. >> Master. >> Master. >> Look at me. >> Look at me.

>> You said, "And Sinking Britney Spears are better than Carlos Santana." >> I did not live with that. >> You were trying to get it.

“>> Well, yes, by those metrics, I believe you've got to talk to that back.”

>> You got to take care of-- >> Okay, Brian, I take my health. >> You have to take that out. >> I'll answer. >> You fucking flop on that. >> You almost lost the worst debate of the reason. The reason it got to there?

>> Because I said, dude, they're just better. It's not even a competition and you guys are like, "But why?" >> But, wow, I was like, they're-- >> Bill, you said they're better than Carlos Santana. >> I was getting double record, but-- >> No. >> You can't record, but-- >> You were fucked up.

>> Also, in the middle of the double dating, you were taking-- >> Yo, comment was a wild code. >> Yeah. >> Yo, you just hop in and scream.

>> I always think, I always give you that.

>> I know, you had your own argument. >> I was like, "How can you-- you had your own argument?"

>> Just so you know, you were arguing alone against no one. >> No. >> I wasn't part of this case. >> You were sitting at the park, you were sitting at the park. >> You would look over with your white eyes and your red face and you would go, "Yeah." >> Yeah, we would go, "Holy shit, I forgot Christmas here."

>> But it's a different conversation. >> I know you were having your own. >> It was a different conversation. >> I supported the counter-- >> Don't counter us at the bald back. >> You were having your own battle.

>> This is a misrepresent case.

>> The counter is for your own battle. And you always do this anytime I talk about Prince, you hijack it, and you take it too far.

>> I didn't take it too far. >> Anytime, I took it from Prince. >> I got a few thousand artists that I could better than Prince. >> That's taking it too far. >> Yeah, that's correct. >> That's correct. >> And I'd begin to-- >> All I said, I was in the year 2015.

>> All I said, I was in the top thousand from T.L.I said was Prince is not top 10. And then my only ally in the argument is always you, and you jump in and you say, he's not top 2000. Then I got to go, to fuck. >> Now I got to ride with this guy, he's like creed better than Prince. >> And I got to go. >> Am I wrong?

>> Are you fucking bang? >> Three, eleven. >> Yeah. >> And Prince, I got to go. >> And I got to go. >> You've had the fight too many times. >> I know the battle, I've listened to every single one of you.

>> It's correct. >> I've had this battle, that many times.

“>> But that's what makes you gunshot, you know what I mean?”

>> That's why you'll say he's outside the top 10, and I'm telling you. >> That's outside the top 10, there are still great. >> It's worse than that. >> You think he's not top 2000. >> I don't think so. >> Matchbox, that's 20 of Prince.

>> [LAUGH] >> It's easy matchbox. >> It's very, very wrong. You're wrong about how? Because Prince is better than matchbox only.

>> By what metric? >> Every single possible metric. >> No. >> There's not one metric. >> Hit songs?

>> Yes. >> You think Prince has-- >> Yes, we could look at billboards. >> It's top hit songs, Prince has learned that. >> Now I'm back in the popularity thing.

>> You just said hits songs.

>> See what happens when you don't get a first answer.

They'll raise things around. >> Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. I'm out for one second. >> I know what's happening.

>> Hit songs. >> Okay, so now you're called time out. >> Hit to feed. >> You've been a little bit just said hit songs. >> Yeah, yeah. >> And then I said-- >> No, but I can't tell you. >> Can't tell you. >> That's hit songs? >> This.

>> And you said now you're bringing me up. >> I like hit songs. >> No, no, no, that's not what I said. >> Okay, let's do it again. >> Okay, so songs that they've made that you like genuinely love listening to. >> That's the definition of a hit song.

>> Yeah, like a matchbox 20, I think, has like hit songs that you would like play in the hit song. >> Yeah. >> So a popular song. That's what a hit song is. >> I guess, I didn't meet it that way. I didn't meet it in the, in the like, a billboard.

>> You mean, like a billboard, top eight bangers of the hit song. >> Yeah, we're going to do it. >> We're going to do it again. >> We're going to do it again. >> But that's fine. >> We play very couple seconds, but I love that, I love that argument. >> Maybe hit song, you mean, like a billboard top eight, no, you're bringing up hit songs.

>> No, no, I mean, like, it's me and bangers by bangers. So it's push you around, I want to push you. What other, oh, is that it, then, then, then, then, then, then, then.

“>> Yeah, same 10 and matchbox 20, but that's why I was nasty.”

>> Rob Johnson, Rob Thomas. >> Rob Thomas. >> Yeah. >> I met him one time, backseat, did you hurt him? >> I snuck backseat. >> Actually, I'm a big game, a love fan, too. >> I was so Rob Thomas looked like the guy who cuts the guys dick off and

game with throwing them off. >> He does, like exactly exactly, I can't, yeah, you know, he's spot. >> Spud, Rob Thomas, and the guy who cuts the guys dick off, he's right. >> He, I feel he looked right, like, different stages of their lives. >> You know that guy's had an incredibly brutal life.

>> Rob Thomas had, like, the worst life ever. >> You can hear him, he's music. >> No, he had, he had a really fucked up horrible, more than I can hear him.

>> Yeah, he had a terrible, horrible home, and then, like, he started a band that never

worked out for a long time. >> It just, like, hey, guys, didn't have time. >> No, I was listening to what he used to be a sexual deviant, he said sexual deviant. >> He said sexual deviant. >> No, he said, if you read his book, he was a bad, like, an unbelievably horrible boy.

>> Try to start a band and it didn't go so good. >> I think you got, like, fucked by a manager. >> He was, he just had, like, hardship after hardship. >> Talk about parents, not Rob Thomas. >> Rob Thomas.

>> Yeah, he's talking about Rob Thomas. >> Rob Thomas is in the sexual deviant. >> That's why I call that. >> Rob Thomas is sexual deviant. >> I don't know.

>> [LAUGH] >> You know what, he was listening to this podcast. >> He was listening to this podcast. >> I've ever heard it, I've heard it, I've heard it, I've heard it, I've heard it, I've heard it, I've heard it, and I'm the only one defending him against Prince. >> You say, somebody think he's got me.

>> I mean, Rob Thomas would be like, dude, Prince is better.

“>> Yeah, I'm not ashamed of that, I think he's not a sexual deviant.”

>> I didn't have to go to the golf, he gave his rounds. >> It was good, I love a good sport though. >> That was good sport. >> Nothing fires me as well. >> Yeah.

>> People seem to get mad at me every time I, it's fun, I delight, and it's fun, I delight it, I love it, I love it, I love seeing guys get going like that.

>> Yes, I knew, I was having a good time.

>> It took me an hour and a still can fall for a game for a captain. >> You were caffeinated though. >> No. >> It was a scoping conversation, the next thing I knew, I was just like, you too, I love you too.

“>> Yeah, I was going to sleep like, how did that happen to me?”

I told myself it wouldn't work. I got sucked into it, I got sucked into it, all right, all right, all right, all right. Huh. >> Text the group chat, yeah. >> No more arguing, yeah.

>> Chains that us. >> I love you. >> He's inevitable. >> Yeah, if somebody's going, if you're on a beach trip, there's going to be a blowout argument now. >> That was nowhere near sand.

>> No, it was at the same end. >> That was at the same end. >> That was a real same end. >> Conor almost got physical in that one. >> Or even did not almost get scared by that.

>> I didn't see where Dominion was scared and he got bored him maybe, but I don't know. >> I remember him going, I filmed it. >> You're dominating over me. >> Well, you're scouting. >> No, it wasn't the other side of the count.

>> You walked over, I remember everything from last year, I didn't know that. >> I didn't know that.

>> I didn't know that, I remember Dominion over me.

You stood over when you were like, "Oh, I have a degree." >> I said that from the other side of the counter. >> No, no, you walked there. >> When I said that, I don't care who your uncle is or whatever. >> No, I remember there were two chairs.

>> Real quick, they kept going, my uncle works for Haliburton. >> No, I wasn't going for Haliburton. >> No, the owner's house, maybe we're talking about it. >> I think they were Haliburton came up. >> I was talking about Haliburton and how they get oil out of the ground, I will say.

>> No, nothing new the sand on it. >> Yeah, those humps that were, this fucking Haliburton shit they were bringing up. But the humps that were giving us are umbrellas, they're pouring a lot of water on that pole.

“>> They're digging deep, down to what do you think?”

>> What was the argument with the sand? >> Compacted sand. >> Yeah. >> If you pour a water on sand, does it get strong? >> Strong water.

>> Strong water. >> Weaker. >> That's it. >> Oh, well, let's address. >> Here's a part of the argument.

>> Here's a part of the argument that you're missing. >> It's there on the floor. >> Here's a part of the argument that you're missing with the sand argument. Chris was filling up a single bottle of water. >> What is that?

>> That's down. >> You're filling up a bottle of water. >> That's not true. >> That's true. >> I watched the camera remember everything.

>> What? >> How do you build a sand castle? >> What do you mean? >> Like we do a drippy castle. That's way different than just a pile of dry sand.

>> This is the same thing that just water in it. >> So, so does the door, but just whole water gets trapped between it? >> Pretty much. >> It's like one of the smallest fucking things. >> It's like rock.

>> No one said it absorbed Chris. >> Because it holds together better. >> Yeah, for sure. >> Yeah. >> Pretty simple.

>> That's pretty simple. >> You pour water on sand, what happens to it? >> It does go here. >> Sure. >> Chris can ask.

>> It's not rocket science. And I had to add this battle for fucking five hours. >> Chris can ask. >> He's a haliburton comes up. >> Chris.

>> Chris. >> Chris. >> 3am. >> 3am is a great matchback 20 songs. >> Chris.

>> Yeah. [ Laughter ] >> How about can I ask you something? >> Yeah. >> You're telling me you were not filling up water in a water bottle.

>> It was a bigger water bottle. >> It was bigger. >> And then when this went down the pole, all the water fucking expanded the hole and pushed the hole out more. >> Yeah.

>> I compacted the sand with my foot and I poured water on top of that. And then I compacted it again. >> Yeah, water does something to sand for sure. >> Yeah. >> But it's not worth filling this up.

>> But it's where we were on the beach. >> It also can't be umbrella from tipping over. No one gives it a fuck about that. >> That was the umbrella. >> It was pouring water onto the beach.

>> The one gives it a fuck about the results. >> They kept talking to you. >> It's a thank for the instructions, though. >> You can't build a foundation on sand.

All this stuff that I had never was even talking about.

>> It was a job to open. >> Because it does water does something to sand. >> Not tonight. [ Inaudible ] >> Yeah, but this was zero wet sand.

>> This is pouring a-- >> No, slightly wet bottle of water. >> It's not like soupy, not soupy sand. >> I know, but you were tying-- >> Yeah, almost like a sand soupy.

>> Chris. >> You're saying I was a bottle of water. >> And then it's soupy. >> This was nothing. >> If you walk up to that beach right now,

you would have done the same thing. If I put a big bucket of water on it, it's too much water. It's soupy. >> Chris, I supported it.

>> I actually stayed out of this argument. >> I was delighted to watch it happen. >> I remember when you were filling up one of these in the ocean. Now it was on the bottle got bigger. We got a case of big waters.

>> For the first time ever? >> I remember everything for beach ship on it. It was on the water. >> It was on the sea. >> It was on the sea.

>> Chris, Chris. >> And you guys are also changing the army. You were saying water does nothing. >> I didn't say that. It's not going to help.

>> I never said that. >> I never said that. >> I never said that. >> What?

“>> 30 minutes, that's how long it would be.”

>> We were at the beach today. >> You think it took 30 minutes to get to the water and back? >> Yeah. >> That's the real long. >> The situation is, I don't get to the top.

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I don't get to the top. I don't get to the top. I couldn't keep it. But you did. I didn't stop.

How many times do you think you want to?

You had to keep doing it. I would say it. I would say it. It was like seven to ten. You think you did seven to ten trips.

It felt that four. It's not that far. It was a long beach. It was a long beach. It was a long beach.

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It was crazy. It was like Normandy. Chris, would you tell me you took 10 trips? I think easy. You think you took 10 trips?

You think I wouldn't in the face of this. Why did you have to take 10 trips? Someone goes, that's not going to work. You don't think I'm doing 10 at least. 10 trips.

But why did you have to take 10? I talked about it for six hours. I'm going to make more of it. You were easier. Get the umbrella stay after the water.

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“Why did you have to do it before the water?”

It didn't. It didn't. It fell over. Almost got blown away. Almost.

Yeah. Still caught it. Still caught it. Still caught it.

Still caught it before it blew away.

Why did you have to keep filling it up and be sure. Podcasts nuts. Well, I had to... It's the greatest roundest. The greatest debate.

The country needs to pass it. It's the greatest. We're back. Yeah. Somebody wakes up.

Please. No, please. Moisten driver. What was your favorite part from the trip? One of the trips.

I swear to God, the argument last night was probably my favorite. Really? I love it. I can beat you. I love beat you.

Yeah. My favorite part. I like probably the catch with my friends. I'm having a catch with my friends. I'm having a catch with my friends.

I'm having a catch with nice. Yeah. But the stingrays jumping. That was crazy. I thought they were shy.

We're eye flippers. I wish you guys got off the floaters. I also, there was a really great moment.

But because there's been a lot of like F-15s and stuff flying over. We just chin up. It was pretty cool. It was nice. And then there was a pack of four.

What I thought were crazy. Navy planes, Air Force planes. Ripping down the beach. Turns out there was just pelicans. There was four pelicans.

Nate thought it was a duck. They do it every day. It was great. Nate thought it was a duck. They do it every day.

They do it every day. They do it every day. They do it every day. They do it every day.

Yeah, that's a billion of duck.

I'm just kidding. Trying so hard not to be racist. I like watching Nate enjoy the beach. Nate enjoy the beach is very nice. Nate might be pure salt life now.

You think you saw that? I was watching it. They saw it like years. They do it every day. He sat down and pissed in front of a family photo.

Nate's sitting, taking his. Then one fucking foot of water. That is salt. It's an inch of water. It's been a bit more obvious.

That was probably the text of their friends. Like, he's fucking some hollies. How do they do that?

“Dude, did you know that this place is where they film Truman Show?”

Yeah, you're saying that. It's fucking crazy. Yeah, it makes sense. It makes sense. Yeah, it makes perfect sense.

That's crazy. That's pretty nice. Just shift gears. True. It's a good gear shift.

It's just a wild town. It's cool. It's very cool. It's cool. We like it.

Yeah, true. Yeah. Yeah. We won't say what it is. Don't worry.

I'll defend you. Yeah, it's more popular. Dude. I think Breeze Bridge is better than vulgar. Had the fend animal in the rubs.

It attracted my track. It attracted my track. It attracted my track. I liked it. It attracted my track.

It attracted my track. I liked it. I liked it. Listen on the beach and just going track by track. I mean, like, fuck.

Yeah. It's dominant. Yeah, it's no comparison. What's that? I'm not on how he says his name.

I'm not. Yeah. That is Metallica. That was cool. That's where I jump off the train.

I don't like Metallica like that. I don't think they're that. If you were to go all bands of all time, they are just in my opinion. Yeah. They're not that good.

Who's better prince? Everyone's got opinions, bro.

I always say, well, you're back to your other point.

Now, your Britney Spears are ever sent in. I would go. Yeah. Yeah. I genuinely, but I really don't like, I don't like metal.

That's the thing for me. It's tough. I don't know. You don't like him. You still have to pick them.

Yeah. They have more songs than I like. Okay. This is kind of a slamer. Yeah.

Friends, obviously. Benchley 15. What? You're now talking sub top. Like, sub 50.

What do you say? Benchley 15. You literally need to listen to Kill the Mall. What do you say? Benchley 15.

If you could Benchley 15, you'd like to tell him.

“You have to enjoy better metal for lifting, dude.”

Kill the Mall. I'm sorry. Metallica's like, it's kind of soft for metal. Metallica's kind of soft for me. It is, dude.

It is. Daph times. Real lifters. Daph times. Come on, bro.

Don't be so cow so bad.

You want to be so cow so bad.

You want to be so cow so bad, bro. Daph times. Hi. I'm a muddy muddy ballstones guy. They run.

I'm just saying the cow. I don't think is in a pantheon of like the greatest of great bands. They're super stressful. Moscow. Moscow.

Yeah. Yeah. Moscow. Yeah. Yeah.

And then we did brush it. We used them and do your eyes. You are coming up with the eye. Put them there. No, I did.

That was a fact. Why did the CIA put them there? Someone was telling me that. Literally. We just said that.

So who said that? Drunk Chris said that. Yeah. And he made that up. Well, I think he did.

I think he's honest with him with that. No, I mean, it's a fair choice. He brought a band to Moscow. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Exactly. They're kind of, I said. They're responsible for that. Yeah.

If you want to film it on rest. If you want to film it on rest. Yeah. If you want to film it on rest, yeah. Yeah.

Communists. That's why you do. That's why you do. You drop what they're. You enter the sand.

You enter the sand. Yeah. You go fellas. I know you go. What do you think of the eastern block?

And then you said this.

“Bulls on parade would probably do justice.”

Good. I'm saying. That's what you said. Yeah. And to be brave.

The rap part would have kind of blew it. Yes. But there was other bands that could have rocked. Moscow. Yeah.

The audience. Other bands did do that. Who else rocked? It was a bunch of bands did that. Concerned.

Who else rocked? But I'm answering. Enter the sandman was the moment. It was the rock. They met the moment.

Yeah. I think Seattle was on that. Really? Yeah. I think a bunch of bands.

Russians are metal. You put Metallica. Enter the sandman in Moscow. That rock. I've said before.

That video. Like promise. I challenge anyone to find me a better concert. That's the moment. Then that.

I mean, it's historically.

So that puts them in my mind in the Pantheon.

Yes. Rock Titans. Yes. Obviously. Has to do it.

In terms of bands. I'm going to put on a big band. These guys rock. I can listen to all their songs. You listen to two Metallica songs.

You're done for a month. Ben, true, 15. Come on. No, man. They got some.

Have a chance. That's a good one. That's a chance. Nothing else.

“We can do the presidential fitness test right now.”

On top of that. I don't run. I don't run. I don't run. I don't run.

I don't run. I don't run. I don't run. I don't run. I don't run.

I don't run. I don't run. I don't run. I don't run from. I don't run from.

I'm just saying. I'm just saying. If you listen to me. If you listen to me. You'll never run.

Yeah. You'll go do your face death. Do it off. Don't fight. If I listen to you do.

I'm sprinting. Like this. That was a chance. I thought you'd do that. You're going to go.

Oh my god. - Oh! - Oh! - You really have to sit down. - You gotta do somebody's entering my house.

I'm gonna follow you. - And then kill myself. Now if you listen to me, tell me if you say, fuck, someone's in my apartment, what's the floor? (laughing)

- You say, I'm gonna stay in my apartment. - Oh man, get down. (laughing) - You gotta go to school. - I just don't think that video is sick.

In that video was the first time I sort of got

I went, damn, it's fucking kinda rocks. - Yeah. - But that's it for me. It's like if I'm chilling the last thing I'm thinking about putting it on, I'll change that field in large number.

- Nobody, nobody to orange. If you're chilling and pop them, tell you what. - Yeah. - Fuck it. (laughing)

- For sure. - But it's designed for what it's saying. That's like being like, road to mile fireworks, it's fireworks. - You're like, I'm not gonna chill

and just light off the fucking firework. - If you're a beast, of course you're not.

“- It'd be honestly the exact correlation.”

- Yes. - Of the same guys you chill and put on with fireworks, chill and go. - I'm gonna let a firework at 245. - The afternoon.

- But when you need fireworks, you get a breath of that's fireworks. - I think you'd say, now we're talking about lifting, I think wraps better for lifting than the talcator. I'm gonna get pumped, I'm gonna go and wrap.

- I can't listen to wrap anymore. - 'Cause you're like, rotted to the core with racism. (laughing) - He's got just like, it's got some speed. - It's got some speed.

- As a youth. - Till I collapse, I'm on the lifting playlist. You're not doing till I collapse. - No. - Come on.

- A lot of real slim guy. - I'm all on dude. - Nah. - Till I collapse. - You keep doing.

- No, that's not what I'm doing. - He is doing PA. - He's doing the three things. - That works for the last two. - That works for the last two.

- That's the probably 24, 25, and I was just like, man. - So, when were you Bench and three or 15? You're trying to get off the floor? (laughing) - I'll say three years ago, maybe.

(laughing) You did the PA's first. I was fine, I'm back. (laughing) - I'm just here.

- So you asked the, no chips on the chips. - No chips. - No chips. - No chips on the chips. - No chips on the chips.

- No chips on the chips. - No chips on the chips. - No chips on the chips. - That was a good one. - That was a good one, it was a good one.

- The only reason I left is for alcohol controls. - We'll do alcohol controls and that's the fitness stats. - What? - Is what you know, how mad I'm like. - You do a bad one with this wide and go.

I could beat you with that. It's like cool. - What? - I'm talking, let's run the game. - I'm talking about, let's go fucking crazy.

Let's spread it out. Let's go. - You have a dude, Prince. - You're talking to me right now. You have someone who's so on your ass and you have no idea. - Paul's is like the Russian and rock you're right now.

Just came third place in a bodybuilding competition.

That's your true enemy. - Not man, we feel bad. - He built each other up. - I'm not like seeing a bird. - I'm not like seeing a bird.

- I want to go see a Russian apart. - He bird. - Paul's is a man. - Paul's is a man. - He's right now.

- He's still the beach. - I know, that's crazy. - Hello, you threw the PA's. I didn't throw any PA's. - You did throw PA's first.

- He started. - The 315 bench when you're losing an argument. - What? - That bad. - It's crazy.

- You lost that argument. - So bad. - What? - Did you blew it? Dude, it was Metallica vs YouTube.

And I heard you losing it. Chris, I heard Chris jumped in, screaming. I had to call down stairs and say, what the fuck is going on behind enemy lines. - You went to sleep.

- Yeah. - You were treated. - No, I went upstairs. - You were treated. - I don't know.

- Don't ever hit me again. - Don't ever treat a doctor. - You hit me again.

“- Now listen, that's why I'm going to join man.”

We're going to literally shave your head. (laughing) We're going to fucking humiliate you. You fucking. - You will.

You will. It don't make me join man. Dude, we'll make you die. Go ahead. - I went upstairs and I laid down.

- Nice, man. - And I heard screaming down stairs and I was like, a lot of people would say it was unbelievably loud. - We were talking loudly. - Like he was screaming.

- Once I heard the kiss, man. - Once I heard the kiss, man, go from the bar to the couch. - Dude, I was like, yeah. - Yeah. - And I had to calm down.

- What's the situation? - I was like, I would calm down. - Dude, you do all the shit. - Okay, calm down. - I can't believe it.

- I can't let this go. - Yeah, what? I'll talk about you screaming about you guys. - Okay, this is what I'm saying.

A guitar forward band.

“And I was like, yeah, it's my favorite argument I've ever heard of.”

- Yeah, I don't just got you out of the room.

- Right, almost. - I'll post it. - One day, and someone going, you do it's not a fucking guitar forward band. It somebody else'd be like, fuck you pussy, no.

That's what I love, dude. - My favorite part was genuinely pull up the compilation. I have no idea that you put that on the job. - And I go, here we go, check it out. It was just like, come on, edge,

and I even jumped ahead. It was like, fuck, damn it. - Damn it, it was like, I don't know. - Damn it, edge. - I was just assuming I'm like, this guy's got a shred.

- I realized the edge had solo projects. - Oh, really? - Wait, you know, yeah, dude, there was actually fire. - Dude, I was gonna edge all of the time. - You think you know me?

- Dude, I stay, edge in. (laughing) - Yeah, that one, that really sucked my battle shed. I was like, cap, fuck. - Is it those stickers?

“It's just like top 10, you would think like top 10 moments.”

- Shred, shred, shred, shred.

- Dude, I pulled with the first one on was for real,

like, just a try and just like a decord, like, dude, dude, dude, I'm like, guy, fuck, here we go. Hit again, and it was just like, it was just bad. - Dude, he had the yellow like translucent oak leaves on her. - That's boneless. - That's boneless, bro.

- I thought the edge did that too. - I think he just had summits. - Poena would not allow him to, yeah. - Dude, he was delved for a whole hog. - Right, that he'd be feeding the world,

I'm like, actually, that's my thing. (laughing) - Packed up. - Just sending pictures of you, too, to the group. If you Google pictures of you, too,

you go, these aren't literally the lamest dudes. Of all time. - Cold, cold play, but fucks you, too. - They're, they've been disqualified. - Yeah, they're last album.

They had emojis in the title, they're last album. - I swear to God, bro. - Trapped track, trapped track, trapped track, trapped track. - Recently, sounds like you, too, to me. - Early Coldplay, I go, all right, I fuck with that.

- Coldplay has been you, too, I know.

“- Now, do you ever listen to Coldplay's newest newest album?”

- Yeah, every day. - I actually probably listen to the most out of anyone here. - It's, it's, it's, for real funny, like you listen to it, you're like, whoa, what? - You were like the underover, cold year, like cap, like headcap. - I don't know anything about you, that's my problem.

I argued for them, and I don't know much about them. - I mean, honestly, for God, the guitarist's name. - I don't want you to know that. - I don't think it's the edge of it, it's just edge. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, if you say the edge, it's, yeah.

- On Queen's. - It's for you, oh, yeah, yeah, thank you. - Thank you. - You have to see this, baby. - Yeah.

- Thank you, African Rose. (laughing) - Man, let's switch gears and just get it. - Good time, what's on the world, that's a funny place, a victory. - I have no idea what's going on.

- Doesn't matter, I was in the wall, and this fucking kid was low-bomb guy on Facebook, the marketplace ahead of us, can we buckle down and get serious? - That's the greatest thing I've ever heard of my life.

- That's nice. - What was he trying to buy? - You know idea? - Pick up truck. - Yeah, we buckle down and get serious on this.

- That's also what I do. I just hit marketplace and haul on it. - What are you getting on marketplace? - Nothing, I just look at you like porn, yeah. - Dang, that's dad, you got dad's jeans.

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“August 6th and 7th, I believe San Jose, California,”

please come, please come, please come, please come. - Charleston, South Carolina, August 7th, right? Now. - Oh yeah, it's the same weekend out, it's the same weekend. - August 7th, right? - August 7th, right.

We'll find it, here we go. August 8th, Charleston. (bell dings) - We're kind of just going up to over there. - I'm looking at the edge.

(laughing) - Let me see the edge. - Let's see this guy. - Okay, I'm, dude. - He doesn't look like a douchebag.

- I thought it was on your arm around. - I thought it was a cold cure. - Actually, it was a cold cure. - That's bad. - Next look.

- But he actually just says the United States "Beenie of all time." - That's, no. - He's caught it at the corner. - He's caught it at the corner.

- That's a problem. - I'm looking at the edge and then the blood. - I take it back. - Okay, edge is a fucking man.

- I would see him in a while.

He does look sick as far. (laughing) - Back with them. - Yeah, now that's good. But, what do you think about him too?

- Yeah. - Fuck, I didn't, I didn't know he's gonna be such a beast. - I don't know. - To get it. - Yeah.

- Feed the world.

“- Well, I'll let it on like Bano as a dude.”

- Yeah, it's pain. - Did you two over Mattel's thoughts? - I'm saying what I rather listen to. I swear to God, if I had to do YouTube's hits, like the two songs that I like versus Mattelka,

I would genuinely pick the YouTube song. One, still haven't found what I'm looking for. There's my only two YouTube songs I know. But, I like the songs. - One.

- Street's have no names. - Street's out. They played on the beach, it kind of stonk on the beach. - Yeah, we won't. - One, the one is, we won't.

- You can't listen to YouTube under attack. - Yeah, yeah, true, it's a private man. - You can't listen to Mattelka under attack. I will, you know, I've done this with my life. - Yeah, yeah.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's literally fighting your interlocutors. - Yeah, true. (laughing) Going from Chris, going from sitting on the beach,

lasting for whom the belt holds during a thunderstorm at night on the beach and Florida, lightning. - I'm with you. - Like crazy. - I'm with you.

- Going inside and hearing people say, YouTube is better. - I mean, what are we talking about? - It's gonna ruffle your feathers. - What are we doing?

Mate, you were out there for that? - It was incredible. - If I was playing Sunday, bloody Sunday, right in there, he was saying, I was like, man, that's a big ass duck. (laughing)

(laughing) I mean, realistically, I was inside the horse all night. You were in the horse. - I was in the horse all night until once the sun went down, I broke out of the horse.

- What did I tell you today? - What? - When you and I stood on the beach and I said, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a magnet. (laughing)

And I said, can I, can I, we leave the horse? - I was in the horse. - We were on the beach, I said, don't worry. We're gonna get 'em tonight. And what do we did?

- Can you admit it? - Yeah, I'm gonna do it. - Can you admit it? - Can you admit it? - No.

- I'm gonna do it. - I don't, the horse, I can't, did we burn toys tonight? - We burn toys. - Yeah.

- We burn toys. - We burn toys. - We burn toys. - We burn toys. - We burn toys.

- We burn toys. - We burn toys. - We burn toys. - We burn toys. - We burn toys.

- We burn toys. - We burn toys. - We burn toys. - We burn toys. - We burn toys.

- We burn toys. - We burn toys on the beach. - We burn toys. - We burn toys. - I'm that horse waiting for it.

- You get drugin' the truth. - I'll say, look, I'll be the same guy lost. I'll get see that lost. - I'll get seen in the horse. - I'll get seen in the horse.

- I just think like, dialogue's like this, I'm really important. - I mean, actually, it's great. (laughing) - You're like, "Long due to it."

(laughing) - That's a YouTube guy. - You guys, excuse me, it's like, dialogue's like this. - The country needs to be able to come together. - Hey, I know we don't agree on everything.

- Doesn't mean I like your character. - You're a character, man. (laughing) - A lot of McCons. - You're a Billy's Clebs.

- Billy's Clebs? - Why is it just fucking hell? - Yeah, for real, you're my best, you're a hunter-bite. (laughing) - Yeah, a lot of my kids' friends were listening to some talk.

I was trying to get a hand around. I was trying to figure out what's about. - Interesting. - That was crazy. - Did she do that?

- A pet. (laughing) - I know we're talking about it, but. - A pet? - Why are you scum?

- I never even thought of that.

- That's interesting. - That's interesting. - It's interesting that you say that. (laughing) - 2020, I saw a dude down here with the Trump 2018 flag.

- That's powerful. - He was from the beginning. - Man, man, man, man, man, man, man. - That's literally the last one. - He got 20, 20, eight.

“- You have to be the dumbest fucking guy alive.”

- I mean, he's there with 20, 22, eyes. - Now it's like, it's like three or four balcony to the ground. - Oh, you're a matter. - He was there last time we heard.

- Yeah. - No, there's another guy. - He has 20, 28. - I don't know. - He had just like, you know, it was a...

- It's Trump's 50. - 250, yeah. - 250 years, then it's thank you. - But it was our heart on the 250 love right now.

- 250 love sick. - 250 love sick.

“- They were also there for the Bison 1012.”

- Which is sick. - I do love 250. - 250, it's his role. - Love. - You got to put a sticker on your car.

- Love too. - My dad put a fucking sticker on everyone's car, 250. - And you got to get a SOB sticker. - No, it is. - I might get a terrorist hunting permit.

- No, I might get a car. - It's tough, yeah. - I like that. - South and border, terrorist hunting permit. - Still being Trump build is nice.

They lost all their swag. - Hill, Trump folks? - What? - Yeah. - Not just like trying to get us into wars.

It's like, it terrorist hunting permit was sick. - Now they got nothing. - They were coming off. - They're fine and awesome. - You know the shoot done is taking a break from war.

That would have helped. - They've like shielded for a little bit. Maybe you can get stirred back up. If you're in war all the time, you're like, oh god, damn it.

Here we go. - Yeah. - That's a great thing. - There's a lot of action. - That's why we had that come.

- I mean, it's just a little more. - It is important to have conversation. - Hope in the straight, you crazy bastards. (laughing) - Praise be to Allah.

Hit him with the fucking Tyson, praise be to Allah. - It's crazy. - I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah. (laughing)

- Easter. (laughing) - What's he talking about? - What's Tyson? - Tyson became Muslim for him.

- That's sick. - He was fired up, damn. - That's what he said. - I read him. - I read him.

- I want to eat his children. (laughing) - Mike's Lord's jabbed him to death. (laughing) - Lennox destroyed him.

(laughing) - He didn't care for it. - Can't say the equation. - I forgot about Lennox, Lewis. - This was a legend.

- Yeah. - Legend in the pub. - True. - True. (laughing)

- He's probably dragged with the edge, for real. - Yeah. (laughing) - More than likely, yeah. - Tyson's obviously Metallica.

(laughing) - That's what that energy is.

- Lennox Lewis is, never ever read?

- No. - Who's, who's, obviously, who's better all of that? - Obviously, he's better all of that. - I'll say that. - Tyson and Lennox Lewis.

- I think that's good to call the ground. - Yeah, yeah. - But he won with just jabs. (laughing) - Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

- He's a voluminous, voluminous, voluminous, voluminous. - See, man, it tracks. (laughing) - Here's the third car solo. - You guys love this, right?

- Excuse me, I beat my wife. - You know I'm gonna sit there and I'm gonna look up Edge. You Tarsolo's all night now. - Yeah. - I'm gonna find this guy.

- I can't do it. - You're gonna have a five minute cowboy in one, dude. - He's, I gave him like two solid minutes, and I was like,

“you should buy his signature stratic answer.”

- He has a signature stratic answer. - That's a real shout at the Marcus King for selling. - Obviously. (laughing) - A professional musician.

- I know you brother. - Shout out to him for sure. - But we're two, too, obviously. - No. - We got some time being included with those other three

is preposterous. - Okay, fair enough, but Billy Cauton, you know that. - The records are right, I'm very tired. - I knew Tarsolo was gonna sit there for a moment. - When it comes to you, did you see it?

- I'll probably say it. - You want to know that I'm a ring. - For sure. - Yes. - Obviously.

- Tom told me that's like his favorite song. - But he's a musical fiction auto for sure. - Yeah, but the guys we called are actual,

actually, it's only two first one.

- Two V-1. - You think they were in in? - Two of the guys were lead. - Best three. - That was lead.

- That was lead. - Markus Marcus was lead. - The third one. - That was third one. - Third one. - Third one was lead.

- Third one was lead. - I hope you could. - Yeah, fair, fair, fair. - Third is not lead. - Do you think the edge of it's one versus one?

- That's what I was talking about. - This is very important. - What do you keep that? - Think the edge has like a historian. - Like a specific edge historian. - An egg you learned?

- No. (laughing) - It's bad. - That is the edge of it. - I'm not gonna make it.

- I'm gonna start uploading solos to YouTube. - Edge Lord 69. (laughing) - You're gonna be king in the edge of it. - You gotta make YouTube channel Edge Lord 69.

(laughing) - Just start clipping. - Yeah, it's like a cool, - I'm a real mech mimic. - Oh, guys. - This next technique he does is actually really kind of great.

- Very easy. - I'm just deaf. (laughing) - I like depth in my music. - Yeah. - And layers. - Layers, layers.

- I like depth range. - Yeah. - A little dissonance here and there. - I love dissonance. - I love dissonance.

(laughing) - Yeah, I'm fucking right. - I'm fucking right. - It's like, listen, do I fucking diesel engine? You're just like, okay.

- It's punching a guy in the face. - He's getting worked done. - He's got that diesel running. That's getting worked done. - Yeah, it's attractive pool.

- You're talking about making that.

“- That'll be, I think you're punching a guy in the face.”

- Yeah. - I'm talking about telling what man how you feel. (laughing) - Where? - Which one does that?

- That's fucking YouTube dude.

- No, I always wanted to tell them all.

- Nah, just front. - Nah, you're front. - How do you know, front? - Ride the light and came on. - Dude, you fucking married me, man.

- That's the crazy thing. - Never, I've been to seven of their concerts. - Me too. (laughing) - Me too.

(laughing) - This is what it's all about.

- It's just guys having fun.

- Yeah, it's so great.

“- Conversation, you're like, you're important.”

- You know what's fucked up? - That's what I was thinking about. - Uh, literally just the other day. And it's kind of like damning. I don't know if I should even unleash this.

It's like, not, I guess it's not what I'm saying. It's probably kind of dumb. But like, you know, people will pay for testosterone. Like, it's like, it's like, something people, it's like, even women too will like get him.

It helps them watching this. - Nobody buys, like, if you were to buy estrogen, would you say? - You're soft watching this? - I mean, yeah.

- Don't say. (laughing) - No, I'm just trying, I'm just trying to make sure, I'm trying to organize the right moment. - Yeah, I'm trying to organize the right moment.

- Yeah, this is important, we have conversations. - Yeah, good point, this is a very important conversation. - People do buy it. - Hey, he can do his little bro, man. He's gonna do what he does.

- You're saying you can't buy estrogen. - No, I'm saying you wouldn't buy estrogen. - You wouldn't. - You wouldn't. - You wouldn't.

Like, do you want fucking crush?

- It would make people, buy people pay good money

for testosterone. - Yeah. - Yes, the essence of emotions is a cost. - I don't know. - I don't know.

- But I'm saying, people pay money for testosterone. You would pay money to get estrogen out of you. - Girls are actually paying money for testosterone. - I know.

“- That's how damning, I'm like, that's really bad.”

- It's almost like guys rule and girls rule. - That's kind of a scientifically proven. If you're in check the estrogen, you'd have like problems. - Yeah.

- You'd be fucked up. - I think there are dudes taking problems. (laughing) - Is she gonna play it? - Someone's had the need for estrogen.

- Yeah, that's true. - Yeah, that's true, right? - Mm. - Someone's had to need estrogen. - Yeah, there's dudes who take take.

- All right, estrogen levels go to estrogen. - I have to get estrogen, 'cause I do much too. - Yeah, I do much too. - Yeah, I do much too. - Yeah, my two are too high.

They're like, "Did you gonna do something?" - And I think some girls do. - Yeah, I went, I got, I got, ways to well. I got my blood to well. And they're like, "Did you, did you, did you, did you, did you?"

- You went to ways to well. That I believe they did. - Well, yeah. - No, they said, "Lin't no thing, you need less." - You need extra shit. - Hi, are you, we need to balance what's going on in your face.

- They said you'd teed jacked. - You brought to L.C on T. - Yes. - Hi, yeah. - Is it the reason you keep winning arguments about, can't you hear girlfriend Chris?

(laughing) The reason you can't hear the depth and range of you, too. (laughing) - And I said, "Can you please play answer seven?" - T jacked.

- Yeah, yeah. - It is, obviously, obviously high-team music. - Matean. - Low-team music. - Ways, ways to well, be, ways to well.

- Or do you like to know? - Oh, can we maybe all that? - He made a concert dedicated to AIDS for it. - One of them's high-team. - One of them's high-team.

- One of them's high-team. - Yeah, AIDS is high-team. - Okay. - Get it AIDS as high-team. - Yeah, AIDS is good.

- We're seeing that way. - It might not be giving AIDS to high-team. - Again, AIDS is high-team. - AIDS is high-team. - AIDS is high-team.

- AIDS is high-team. - AIDS is high-team. - AIDS is high-team. - AIDS is high-team. - AIDS is high-team.

- Killing AIDS is high-team. - Getting AIDS is low-team. - AIDS is high-team. - AIDS is high-team. - There's only one way to get it.

- It's high-team. - It's only one way to get it. - You got to have the highest-team. - AIDS is top of the mountain-team. - AIDS is definitely the highest-team.

- So we'll write where we started. - Now we'll get to that. - We'll write where we started. - You too, too. - You too is low-team.

- No, it's not high-team. - No, it's not high-team. - No, it's not high-team. - No, it's not high-team. - No, it's not high-team.

- No, it's not high-team. - No, it's not high-team. - No, it's not high-team. - No, it's not high-team. - No, it's not high-team.

- You don't have a party into a heart. - It's got to be a way to make money off. - It's going to party in a while. - You wanted the party back home. - Oh, he wanted that.

- The party's on. - Dude, he stopped party's on. - He was looking for a cure to fat and the Fauci's disease. - True, you do as Faust. - Yeah.

- Dude, Metallica, CIA plants.

They basically started the war in Ukraine.

- Let's see. - Yeah, let's see. - Because he started the war in Ukraine. - That's crazy. - I don't love it.

- I don't love it. - That's crazy. - That's crazy. - I don't love it. - That's crazy.

- That's what they used to get here. - They say that I can dance, man. I'm not, I'm getting attacked. Like a dance. - After what you did to Billy last night.

- I was like, I could hear him screaming, dude. - I heard what you did to the boy. - What did I do? - I went upstairs and Billy got fucking mocked, dude. - I don't, I was gonna call that.

- I saw a flaw in the argument. - I saw a flaw in the argument. - And I smiled in his face and went to bed. - No, I was saying good night. - It's genuinely.

- Spod told me you went to bed. - It went to bed. - I was tired.

“- I think it's a great move, by the way.”

I can't recommend it, dude. - It's boring when the three of us were outside. - It's fun. - It's fun. - When you be in Spod, sad outside this morning,

he told me what you did. I was like, hats off. That's the ultimate. - That's a knockout. - Well, leaving it all you made when someone's yelling at you and going,

"Thank you all in the bed." - Is a knockout, dude. - I don't think I was trying to do that. - You can bet at me on a move on the beach. I didn't know I was making a move.

- I respect the move. - I do, buddy. - It might be subconscious. - Yeah, it might be subconscious. It's natural.

- My favorite moves would just be like, "Dude, do you see how I can admit when I'm wrong and you can?" - At any time someone proves you're wrong and you go, "See how I said, yes, you're right on this, "you haven't said that once?"

- What's a trap? 'Cause you're like, "Yeah, I do." And you're like, "Fuck it now, I'm stuck in it."

That's what I'm saying.

I was taking on a machine gun following.

I never seen a sleep. - Dude, I couldn't defend you any more. - What does a sleep on guy? - He's also, you don't even realize it. I had a third front.

- I'm going Chris's back there screaming about shit. - I was not. - I'm going Chris. - Chris is a fucking bullpen. - I was waiting to get him out.

- I was on the porch having a great time. - He was brilliant. - Or before that. - Screemings. - We're supposed to be built by the table.

- He was just sitting right there. - It's totally out of being like, "Hey, start at the top, what's going on?" - We're talking about, you're doing this. - Tell him that.

- You're tapping into the mouse. - Dude, he wasn't upset.

“- Was it out on the porch with you having a conversation about?”

- We were upset. - I was so pointy. - That was way after. - No, what? - We were happy to argue.

- You believe me? - We were all in the game. - When you guys got into this game? - That's okay. - I walked away from it.

- I went. (laughing) - Okay. - You were like this. (laughing)

- Yeah. - That's what we got. - I got down to... - The lannis bullpen. - The original argument.

- The original argument.

That was my favorite is when Tommy was making the risotto.

Chris came in and you're like, "You make a rush. "Musher risotto and Tommy is going." - Yeah. - He just walks up.

- My favorite. - That was a down look. This is one of the finest moments, Mike. - I like to stir it up. - When you leaned over and talked to him in like,

"Will you make a risotto?" - I never said that. - I never said that. - Sure. - How are you like?

- I used, yes. - You were like, "You're making a wild mushroom risotto?" - Yes? - You were. - I was telling him, "You can make a cranky response."

- No, what do you do?

“I was behind you and I pushed you back in towards him,”

which made me very happy. I was right behind you. - I was out of frame. - Pushed you. - I knew you had a science stage.

- I knew you were being enthusiastic about it. I was like, "Yeah, it was enthusiastic." - Yeah. - You knew Tommy was going to be furious. - What?

- He thought you were coming. - He thought you were coming. - Yeah. - Where's my dinner? - When someone's making dinner and you come in,

"Hey, where did you go?" - You think he's a risotto? (laughing) - I don't think it's wrong. - It was.

- But I knew, I was like, "I was like, "That's awesome." - You didn't say that's awesome." - He didn't say that's awesome. - He literally said, "Make the risotto." (laughing)

- And pushing you into that made me feel very good. - Well, when I, when I interviewed him to be sent out, I, I, I, I, I thought it was wrong. - I knew your mentality. - It was nice file before leaving.

- Say you hate it. - I was like, "Good night everybody." - I had no intention of nobody would have thought - Speaking down to the wildness of you. - So I know it's great.

- I mean, it's hard, but these are conversations. We have that. - We do. (laughing) - By the way, these are conversations.

- We literally contractually have to have. (laughing) - So we're doing it. (laughing) - Literally.

- Very important to you. - Well, it's starting to be personally. - I think it's funny. - It is. - I would like to hear this argument.

- You know? - Yeah, this one. - This is a tie podcast. - It's a good idea to hear this. - Yeah.

- A good argument. - And you can try to laugh, it just has to laugh. - It's not a lot of guys tell like it is like, we are right now. - I agree.

- Totally great. - Man, more into the way. - Man, no, no, no, no, no. - Big of a book. (laughing) (laughing)

- The pelican out. - Oh, hello. - Hello. - Hello. - Anyway, we're back. - Yeah, we're fired up.

- I never thought. I went into it. I saw a meme that said Elie Page was playing the Achilles. - Yeah. - Right.

- So right when I saw it, I was like, why is Achilles running like that? Why does Achilles act like a pussy? (laughing) - It's weird, right?

I don't know.

“- Oh, you thought it was Achilles an opening scene?”

- Literally, while I was watching that, I was like, damn, dude. - You would think that was a terrible portrayal. - So who was Elie Page actually playing? - Just a random soldier?

- Yeah. - Yeah. - It was actually, truthfully. And I'm gonna get called a lib for this. I liked it.

- There's decent. - I liked Elie Page and Hades as well. - Like that. - He's in the Underworld. - Sue me.

- Sue me. - This is kind of safe to see this in court. (laughing) - Strongly powerful. - I liked this.

- It was strong, powerful.

- It was just enough casting controversy. - Too much. - Too much, what is it in a problem? - Yeah. - Yeah.

- He was a little cast actual world and the beginning was as her world pissed me off. - That was crazy. - They literally had his neck tattoos in the fucking direction.

- How did you do what I thought? - How was Achilles pissed me off? - What? - I thought it was that. - Yeah.

- Achilles, that was like this. - Damon looks like an airless champ. - Hi, Dave. - Nice. - David's definitely been talking.

- He's fucking breath. - He's going to talk other than you seriously. - It's great. - Yeah. - Fair.

- I gotta see it before my own opinion. - Oh, I paid you, tell. - Oh, I paid you, tell. - I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say that. - It is one of the--

- I would say patents and-- - We'll be on that. - Definitely mentality. - He's in talk. - Some of you, you can't just claim all the guys

who you like the other. - This is bullshit. - Yeah. (laughing) - I didn't even see the movie.

- That was one of the greatest things I've ever asked for. - I'm gonna name something you tell me.

- Football. I'll give you mentality. - Okay, okay. - Well, we're done. - Fair.

- See it with the game. - That's fine. - Let's get born. - Talka.

- Okay, turn on the thing somewhere else.

That's cool, it's fuck. Fishing. - Deep sea data. - That can go to you too. - Deep sea, choppy.

- Dude, it looks easy, choppy. - Dude, it looks easy, choppy. - You're sorry, but you're sorry. - Here's your job. - You're narrowing the dimensions.

- No, it's the job. - The job is possible. - You don't want choppy, you want choppy water? - Bro, it's a hell of a story. - We live to tell the tale.

- Cool, isn't it? - You guys don't want choppy water. - Just say it in a favor. - You guys don't want choppy water. - If I was deep sea fish, you don't want it.

- Deep sea fish, you do thing. - If I'm on a field, if I'm on choppy waters, I don't want metallic a playing at all.

“- Yes, you feel the only thing that's gonna save you.”

- I'm not saying that. - Captain, as captain of the ship, I would say, turn that fucking racket off. - I need to focus. - Captain of what?

- The proverbial ship on choppy water. - Yes, man. - You're the one asking.

- You're asking me about it, I'm saying, I'm clearly,

I'm piloting, or captaining. - Yeah. - All right, but you're from the ship. - You're from the ship. - You're from the ship.

- I was saying, yeah. - For sure. - But what would you say, you don't want it? - Oh, God, I was saying, okay, he said the sick. - The crowd.

- The crowd. - The crowd. - The crowd. - That's the crowd. - If you put onto you two at the crowd,

they'd throw the fuck up. - No, I don't want to. - If you put onto you two, - You two hit. - Yeah.

- If you put onto a crowd, if you put onto a crowd, if you, dude, there'd be ladies there, there'd be some groups. - Also pretty dust on all that could vote and they're pretty fucking off the ship. - They still run out of the ship.

- Yeah, if you put onto you two, bang it on you. - You don't Sunday, buddy, Sunday at the Grove. They're gonna go. - But you put on, you put on, enter, say, man. Beer Hill's going nuts.

- You're here and then from Shane's dad's house. - True, but then again, you're with your kids. You're like, all right, man, let's double me. - That's how it's gonna be. - That's how it's gonna be.

- I'm not, I'm not in this stuff. - I hear. - Devil music. - Don't worry. Rockin' Rolls, Devil's music. - The tala camorso, you know, it's Devil music.

- Well, it's, you know, here we go. - That's all. - Just bring up a good boy.

“- I mean, this is a conversation you have to have.”

- We love Christ. - He's bring up a good boy. - Yeah, yeah. - It's important conversation. - I don't want to tap the ultimate boss, but yeah, it is.

(laughing) - You say my boss. - True, Jesus, Jesus, the tala care you to. - You do it, feed the world, feed the world. - Water money.

- We've always flipped the game of the world.

- Huh? - What do you flip the table? - That's tala camorso. - Now to the cross. - Now to the cross.

- Getting nailed to the cross. - Was that you two in the tala camorso? - Your sense. - I'm being honest, that's gotta be tala camorso. - Yeah, 'cause you're getting nailed to the cross.

- Nothing else matters. - Nothing else matters. - Nothing else matters is fine. - I don't know, he might not like with tala. - Jesus is like with tala camorso.

- Jesus loves everybody. - That's some saying. - I can't make that wrong. - That's what I can't speak for. - What you do is more likely Jesus lovers than Metallica, as a band.

- Yeah, true. - Jesus lovers. - Yeah, yeah. - They're Catholic. - Not Catholics.

They're Catholic. - They're Catholic. - I think you two's Catholic. - No, no, no. I mean the people that would support you two over in talica.

- Yeah, true. - Dude. - The Crusades. - The Crusades. - Metallica or...

- The majority of Catholics are old ladies. - No, you two are old ladies. - So you use Irish Catholic, aren't they, not? - Fellows. - The Crusades.

- And Talica or you two. King Baldwin. - That's, yeah, I don't know, that's a tough one. - You're seeing both that. - You're not of like, but Talica.

- Speak about lifting. - That's my word.

“- I think the French, and the French started the Crusades.”

- I work out to the music by the way. - They might play as one, that's sexy, and that's it. - I can't even have him. - Yeah, they took it out from about the actual Crusades, not the movie.

- Hannibal actor. - He would have liked that crap dude. The fucking medieval fucking priest are like two. - But they heard it, they would have thought they want to heaven.

- But Talica dude? - Yes. - This is a fucking devil music. - No. - They started coming to devil music

because they wouldn't give people a cut of their stuff. - They said, oh, this is for the devil guys, don't listen to that. - Dude, it's literally metalized. - Metal metal is, if you had a pick,

okay, you had to pick the official music for devil worshiping. It would be metal. - Yeah, but I don't think, I don't think the Talica is really, they're not, they're not, they're not even really metalists, they're just rock.

- They're the soft metal. - Yeah. - Soft metal, it's soft metal. - It's soft metal. - It's soft metal.

- Talica, you, too. - I don't know, I, I don't know. - You're a rapper that conquered Jerusalem. - Yeah, that's about that, that's about Talica. - That's about Talica.

- I'm just saying, I don't know if you were a medieval mine. I don't think would have been like, turn it with the fucking zest. - I mean, I'm not even gonna pretend to understand grasping, getting into a medieval mine.

- I've been reading about it, I can't even mind. - I can't even pretend to get into it. - Who wrote it? - What do you say? - Who wrote what?

- The medieval mine. - No, no, I'm saying I've been reading about it. - Oh, I'm not a medieval mine. - Who wrote it? - Who wrote it?

- The books. - Ah, fuck, what's the guy's name? - Who wrote it? - I don't have to, it's in my room right there, I can grab it. - But, get it.

(laughing)

“- I've full control over you, look at how I command you.”

- I don't want to be mad at my will. - Metallica. - Oh yeah, don't worry about that. - Oh, worry about that. Don't you worry about that.

- Yes. - I've been in the horse for way too long. - What? - He's running. - That you do.

- Yeah. - Yeah, you do exactly. - And I bet, well, I don't think got down and what's fighting in Jerusalem. - Charles Taylor's secret.

- Good boy, put that on table. (laughing) - It's good boy. - So what does man? - It's bad.

- I think boy. - Charles Taylor sounds like a Brasson.

- Second of the race, you could be.

- Sounds like a Broughty. - Yeah, he's talking about the medieval mine. - Very porous. We're as we're kind of buffered. - I'm eating a book on Vaxes right now.

- He's reading a book on Vaxes. - How's that going? - Pretty good. - Nice shit. - But it said.

- No, what I did, that was good, I'm pretty good. (laughing) - See how pretty it is, but we don't have it. - I read it and had audio book going at the same time and it was fucking awesome.

- You ever do that? - No, but I heard it said. - Can I ask you what, you wanna fucking pay attention? - What's your read on it? - Yes, it's awesome.

- What's your in school with your English teacher? Wait, that is kind of awesome. - What's your put it on like three times speed to see if you can read it. - I can't, that bothers the fucking bothers me.

- I read it. - No, well you read it. - Two times speed. - So you like trying to get up and go up with it. - I was at like two times.

- It's pretty shit like that. - It's a paced car.

- Yeah, I appreciate that.

- Number two times three times, it fucks me up. - It's too fast, the rhythm's up. - So what's the prostate hooks? I saw you gave, oh, it's a completely made that prostate test, they fucking made it up

and the dude who made up the test was like, please stop doing this to people. - The elite. - To check prostate hooks. - Oh, it's what people's butts.

- Dude, they go up your ass. - You can't speak people cancer, doesn't it?

“That's why they're like really, they don't like to do it.”

- It's fucking an eyelash. - It's prostate test gives you cancer. - That's why cancer. - Cancer, don't go. - You're dope.

(laughing) - A made up to this one. - It's what it's like. - Yeah, it's what it's like. - Yeah, it's what it's like.

- There's like a number of issues, yeah. - There's a lot of negative things. - Aged, too. - Aged, too. (laughing)

- There's a lot of negative things that are also... - I'm the family doctor. - I'm the family. - Being a family doctor? - You, too.

- Being a family doctor. - It needs you, too. - Giving them stuff I find on the Internet, Metallica. - That's what that's.

- That's how I met a kid though. - No, Aged acts is the only Metallica, dude. - Aged acts is the only Metallica, dude. - Aged acts is the only Metallica, dude. - Aged acts is the only Metallica, dude.

- Aged acts is the only Metallica, dude. - Aged acts is the only Metallica, dude. - Aged acts is the only Metallica, dude. - Aged acts is the only Metallica, dude. - I've done so much Metallica shit, dude.

- You're way more Metallica than you, dude. - Yeah, I hate to admit this, I'm more you, too. - Then what happens to me, dude? - I'm more you, too. - Reverse.

“- How do you feel like you're your boy, dude?”

- You feel like you're your boy, dude. - You feel like you're your boy, dude. - No, dude, dude, dude. - You feel like you're your boy, dude. - You feel like you're your boy, dude.

- You feel like you're your boy, dude. - You feel like you're your boy, dude. - You feel like you're your boy, dude. - I feel like you're your boy, dude. - You feel like you're your boy, dude.

- I'm not just typing you, you're more Metallica, I wish I was more Metallica, I wish I was more Metallica. - Unfortunately it is. - His essence. - Yes. - My demons are Metallica.

- Your demons are fuckin'. - My demons are fuckin'. - That's not you, dude.

- You're definitely your glamour dishwasher, never to Metallica.

- Never to you, dude. - You always talk about Metallica, man. - You can't listen to Metallica, because you will Hulk out. - I will say smashing a glass, smashing a glass.

- No matter how much your dishwasher is, the best feeling in the world. - No matter. - Punching holes in the wall, that's Metallica, that's Metallica, that's Metallica. - True, fuck.

- You're all in the path. I mean, just put on Kill The Mall, I don't like Metal. - Dude, he'll be doing his Metal. - He's on Metal. - He's on Metal.

- You're on Metal. - He's on Metal. - He's on Metal. - He's on Metal. - You win, look, you win me a different.

- You're sprinting, dude. - I am you, too. You are Metallica. - I won't. - You win you, too.

(laughs) - Where we both win. - That's true. - No, that's not true. (laughs)

- Talker can't do nice. - I know what I am. - You skateboarding. - True. - Still no.

(laughs) - That's Metallica. - It's Metallica. - No, I will say, yeah. - Find a scooter to the gym.

- Need to. (laughs) - Not gonna gym. - Metallica. (laughs)

- I'm right by bicycle, which is that's you, too. - You're right, you must go to the gym. - You, too. - No. - Crashing your bus, go fighting a dog.

- Bleeding up gym? - Metallica. (laughs) - You're pretending to be you, too. (laughs)

- You keep him. (laughs) - Trying to keep a lid on it. - As Metallica. (laughs)

- Hang on. - White knock limit. - Metallica. (laughs) - You are literally metallic.

(laughs) - Very complete time. - You are real.

(laughs) - She's so sick.

- Watch him a towel to the documentary.

You'll fucking love that. - I'll tell you how. - I'll tell you how. - Dude, you guys, that was the ultimate Trojan Lorsay in my life.

- I'm like, you know what I'm like. - I'm like, you but Metallica rules. (laughs) - You were literally swimming.

“- I was standing next to Billy on the beach.”

- It was the game in the whole plan. - It was like this, you know what I'm meant to. - I like stood. - I went. - I was looking at all the driftwood.

- I feel like I've done a horse. - I'm good. - Don't worry tonight. - We're gonna get 'em. - You win, that's completely done.

- It got me. - I can't deny it. - That was like the fifth dimension I hold the argument. - You need five details.

- It's five details. (laughs) - I showed us. - I should give myself up. - I should have been.

Unfortunately, I am teaching out of my poor gay ass YouTube. (laughs) But I wish I was Metallica. - You're Metallica, girl. - Guard dogs, Metallica, dude.

- Guard dog, yeah. - They do. - They do.

- They do, too, all that.

- We do, bro. There's no need to do about it. We got a good heart. (laughs) I wish I didn't do that.

- That was how I was sick. (laughs) I wish I was evil, I'm not. - You look comment. - Metallica.

(laughs) - Possibly the most Metallica. (laughs) - Yeah, dog dogs. (laughs)

- Oh no, dude. (laughs) - Absolutely, a horror. - Yeah, you are Metallica. - You're the most Metallica.

You're an out of everyone you're easily the most. - And I'm thanks to you. - We have, dude. - Beezer. - That's the most Metallica.

- Yeah, true. - Beezer's ride the light. (laughs) (laughs) Beezer is a pig.

- Beezer is a pig. - Beezer is a pig. (laughs) - That might be it. (laughs)

“- And actually might be him, have we seen them together?”

- I mean, Beezer put all the rumors around.

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“- I'm actually going to be scared to sleep here with you.”

- That's great. - You in this house spooks me out. God knows me and breaking my legs. - Do not fall in. - Beezer is a pig.

- Beezer is a pig. - Beezer is a pig. - We never ate meat. - Oh yeah, well. You weren't going to see you.

- Pause. - No, that's me. - That's the king of the pause dude. He kept like falling down the ocean feeling. Oh my god, he wasn't going to get me.

- Let's all fall. - Remember when you did that to me? - Twice, you did that to me twice. - Obviously, if you drown, we're in big, big trouble. - Yeah, we're in big trouble.

- Nobody will believe us. - Nobody's going to believe us. - But who knows what happened? - Anyway. - We're going to find out.

- What are you looking at, Bill? - Try and find this video. - Denying, it's crazy. - No, I wish I was mentality.

or you'd say, what would you want to say? - You are mentality. - What would you say about Chris? - mentality. - Yeah.

- Now what would you say about Billy? - mentality or you too. - Well, he's been you two to me. - Nice soft guy. - He's you two to me, but yeah.

- I don't think there's a mentality in there. - No, but I don't think there's like a real evil boiling under the surface.

“- I think it's, he drives me tough guys.”

- He's got a rough out of shell because of the waves raised. - Totally a little bit of a crustacean. - He's a lobster. - Nothing underneath his soft underneath. - See, this is just the kind of thing

that brings him a talc. - Your country of a talc. - He's just loved to see it. - He's trying to think he has it. - Try some of them a talc.

- This is a witchy's brew.

- Now we've got always a freak.

- God dogs a little mentality. - Yeah, God dog isn't a talc. - God I said you're going to come in front of the whisky. - He's like, "What's he trying to me?"

- Yeah. - Yeah. - He's warm, I'm sorry. - Yeah, my talc, man. - God dog isn't sweet man.

- Unfortunately, where are you two, bro? - I know what you're gonna do. - Nancy, how are you two? - How are you not my talc? - I'm gay all the time.

- You're not, what are you talking about? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a talc and yeah. - I need this. - I don't think you've ever seen it. - I've seen it.

(laughing) - I've seen it. - More than more. - I've offered this. - I've been on the receiving hand.

- I've offered this one. - I've been on the receiving hand. - I've been on the receiving hand.

- I've been on the receiving hand.

- I've been on the receiving hand. - I've been on the receiving hand. - I've been on the receiving hand. - I've been on the receiving hand. - I've been on the receiving hand.

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- I've been on the receiving hand. - I've been on the receiving hand. - I've been on the receiving hand. - I've been on the receiving hand. - I've been on the receiving hand.

- I've been on the receiving hand. - I've been on the receiving hand. - You mean Nate or YouTube? - Yeah.

- I'm obviously without you.

- You know it all. You're one of the nicest guys I know. - You're sweetheart. - Thanks. - Yeah.

- I'm striving bro. - I need to kiss your stomach. - Like the album. - Jeez. - I know.

- So you know that's you too. - That's you too. - I'm struggling. My whole life should get to YouTube.

“- That's what makes you the most without you.”

- But I'm struggling. - I do try like hell. - Oh, it's cold craze. (laughing) - That is a talc. - It's true. - Yeah. - Every day I go, I'm you too.

- I don't know how you're doing. - Treat me like a talc. - That's the difference. - I'm too inflamed. - You do. - I'll take crazy pain. - I'll say in this. - Over and over again. You too. (laughing)

- Don't say. (laughing) - All that I'll say. - All that I'll say. (laughing) - It's true. - Where am I? - There's a little kid on a bed singing that.

And then when the drums kick, and he slaps his fucking jazz. - It's just, by the rules. So it's like, it's an element. - We took it today at the beach.

We took it to the old room. - Or it's Beezer. - Beezer, come down. - Okay, you think you could summon him? - Yeah, I'd enjoy it. - Yes. - Summon him. - Tax that check.

- Beezer. Beezer. - He's not gonna like it. - Yeah, he's out on the, he's out. - He's out. - Yeah, he's out.

- Yeah, he's out like the pot. - Chat Beezer, too. - I'll just watch it in a budget. - He might have found me.

“- He might have found me. - He might have found me.”

- He might have found me. - That's hilarious. (laughing) - He's been stealing all fucking garbage. - He's killed us.

- That's so fun. - Did you know that? - I'm gonna watch you through that chat. (laughing) - Well, you've fucked up.

(laughing) - That's not black, darling. (laughing) - What the fuck? - It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a meezer.

- Meezer and Tally. - Yeah, he's been talking. - Tally is crying on the day. (laughing) - I might be the most without a get- - Oh yeah. - Meezer and Tally crush in the intervention right now.

- Yeah. - That's textbook. (laughing) - Meezer and Tally. - That's complete with Tally, okay. - God dang it.

- Well, well, what if I don't get in shit, stolen from him? - Huh? - Gardies, again, his coaxed in on from him. - It's coaxed. - Somebody's, cook coaxed.

- Yeah, yeah. - He's a lot of coaxed and coaxed. And somebody, somebody didn't go out to the beach today. (laughing) - And somebody, just, I don't know where the coaxed,

12 coaxed goes down. - Yeah, that's my Tally coaxed. (laughing) - Two, three, four.

- That is quite.

- I don't know who dug 'em.

- Smashin' the hotel room. - Yeah. (laughing) - There are many, still. - The coaxed, it's not all right.

You were complaining about it. You were complaining about it. - You were down at the beach going goes,

“somebody's so like, oh, I think Brian drank 'em.”

- Oh, it's good. - You got 'em, Brian's. (laughing) - Yeah, I think B- - That is, - Tally coaxed, Colin six, Brian.

- Yeah. (laughing) - I think B drank 'em. (laughing) - Stop.

- Yeah, haven't seen 'em disappear that fast, it's just alarming. - Yeah. - They're like, dude, someone's trying eight minutes. - They're like, "Baggers out of it."

(laughing) - Oh, they get these beggars out of it. (laughing) (laughing) - I'm turning this side, it's fucking amazing.

- Can't wait to see it. - You're gonna love that scene. - You're gonna love that scene. - You're gonna love that scene. - You're gonna love that scene.

- I was pissin' there kicking the dog, I don't know.

- Oh, we never, they kicked the dog with the movie?

- Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You never see Brian. - We never talked about it before. - I was like, bro.

- It's fucking honestly. - Got it. - Spotlight. - Spotlight. - That's you too.

- Did you literally, that's me too, the movie? - Yes. (laughing) - No, you're talking about that, baby. - Dude, I was so fucking bad.

“- We just nothing more powerful than this.”

- Stinking Catholics. - Yeah. - They got to stop a rape in the kids. - The hell's going on? - It was like, I was Catholics.

They're never gonna fucking turn on these pedophiles. - Yeah. - Fucking made this. (laughing) - Fuck it, isn't it?

- They did, at the point of the movie. (laughing) The movie's made 'cause they did. - Yeah, dude. - Yeah, it was bad.

- Nothing stops a cat, like when they got something on their mind. - The blowball city to stop it. - Yeah. - It's a launch. (laughing)

- Here's the last one. - Yeah. - I was awesome, man. - I was crazy. - I was crazy.

- It was crazy. (laughing) - Yeah, that was crazy. - It was crazy. - It was crazy.

- I had a great job. - We really watched it on, I came in. I was a fucking mirror. I had a couple of cocktails down the beach. Came in, the boys were snuggled up,

watching Spotlight on Tubi, (laughing) which is the funniest version of watching a movie about, - Oh my God. - That's correct.

- That's correct.

“- There were three seconds to commercials, AI, casino, cars.”

- Oh my God. - It was bad. - In the middle of people being like, "How many kids do you write?" - You'd be like, "Are you ready to win money?"

(laughing) - Yeah, dude. - They have like a fence here. - They're like a fence of commercials, dude. - Yeah.

- You know what? - One that would just pick a hot cartoon. - Big a hot cartoon lady, and then it would just be the same commercial game with just two AI generated black guys,

and it would be like, "I just want a ton of money." He's like, "Man, you playing games on your phone." - He's like, "I want $9.30." - You're like, "Let's do it, yes." - So we get the swords.

(laughing) - I was on Sarah's fight, the Shannon weapon's down dude. - Are you? - Oh, and I'm trying to stop it.

- No, I'm so scared. - You're sad. - This is a shit. - I'm so scared. - I'm so scared.

- I'm so scared. - You're afraid. - I'm afraid. - I'm afraid. - I'm afraid.

- What? - You're pushing the tank. - You're pushing the tank. - He's kicking the tank. - I can't do anything to him.

- Why are you kicking the tank? - I can't do anything to him. - Why are you pushing the tank? - I can't do anything to him. - I can't do anything to him.

- I told you you too. - I was trying to spread out. - I was just trying to spread out. - Classic you too. - I'm running the shot.

(laughing) - Dude, the madalgam was jumping down and he threw out of me. - Yeah. (laughing) - I literally even could see you all over.

- You're gonna replay it, you're gonna play the shot. I'm going this. (laughing) - Push the back. - First time I failed in the didn't go anywhere.

I was like, god damn it, I never would solve that.

- Yeah. - Fucking shot. (laughing) - Some talking, some of the table. (laughing)

- Ruin and Gardini's frame. - It's been a beautiful trip. - It's been such a beautiful trip. - Very important. - I actually had such a nice trip.

- That was awesome. - But every day I wake up, look out. I mean, look out, you see the ocean, I wait. So funny to wake up and see the most beautiful thing in the world. And be like, (laughing)

God damn, I don't think I can do this again. (laughing) - Dude, I've been here for a week. - I've been here for like five more years. - Dude, yeah, that's all I've done. - That's all I've done. - Guys, guys, guys, these are the evidence, Legion.

- Here's all the evidence. - Everyone, dude, I'm gonna be here by myself. - I'm gonna hang out with the neighbors. - Hello. - It's like, shit. - It's going full with talent.

- You just have a phrase, Nancy. - No, I'd be you, dude. (laughing) - That's right, the lightning. - That's right. - That's right, that's right.

- That's right. - That's right. - Obviously Mel Gibson. - You do it with talent, man. - He's talented. - Okay, Tom Hanks.

- You too, for sure. - You too, for sure. - Okay. - You see what we're going with? - Yeah, I see what we're going with. - But you understand the concept of which one's

fucking cooler. - Cooler, for sure. - It is, I get that it's cooler. - Yeah, but it's, I mean, it's not for me. - Bro, it's all.

- It's backwards. - It's down, obviously.

- Couldn't be edge though.

- I'll take it.

“- If you didn't have a brim on it, you'd be edge.”

- Yeah. - Odd hammocks. (laughing)

- If you get the brim on it, it just happens.

I'ma backwards hack out now. - Not all the time, 50, 50.

“Sometimes I just go, I've got to flip this backwards.”

And we're about to talk to you. I don't wanna be in my face. - I hear. - Yeah. - I'm gonna mess up already and he shot.

- No, I don't.

- I did never want to do that.

- Hmm. - Is that funny to you then? - They're laughing. - I love his shots. - He's my shot.

- He's my shot. (laughing) - All right, let's do it. - Bye.

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