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Ep 633 - Submerged in Silence

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Wow, wow, Wes, you know it sucks.

It's itchy took it off now. I got a fucking hair is all over me. They got the new

Some little grumpy doing this pocket. Yeah, you'll know why that would fucking bug me dumbass

I can't fill with a nice dumbass call with a dumbass. Yeah, it was great call. You did your dad with a dumbass You didn't know I was but no, he didn't know I was home and I heard him call my mom with dumbass. I've talked to you about it Give it's like she was like you take out the trash like I'm doing it now. You dumbass She's just guys, but he's stuck back with a dumbass. Yeah, you're dumbass Fucking your wife like doing it right now. What do you think I'm doing dumbass?

Although Yeah, me a dig in the trash out and someone be like did you do it? Oh fucking doing it right now I literally have the bag in my hand and it it's like having a

An extra voice in your head that you're like I don't need extra narration

Yeah, it's already because you do things are pretty bleak inside my head already I don't need one more person. Did you do anything today? What you did No, I was just thinking that Would you fucking do also you know any of a GPS on you know annoying the voices already and you put another voice on you like All right get this other voice the fuck out. We don't need another voice. I will say people that use GPS

Audio in the car. That's a big pet peeve of mine. It's crazy. I always turn it off. You have to turn it off

You have to you have to cut off when it cuts off the tunes with Some directions nothing there's especially when you're blasting tunes on the highway That's like coming up in five put you like I yeah, yeah, I'd rather also just miss an exit if that's the case I'll miss the exit and I'll make up time and blast tunes remember excited how dumb Our culture is that we were all very excited about a Snoop Dogg voice the Garmin

No, I can change the voices of like GPS and people like check this shit. I did a shit My big thing for us Snoop Dogg Incorporated again. I had no shame to the man. Snoop Dogg Incorporated kind of chap's my ass He's just like every fucking time I turn around. I'll be like five below and it's like a Snoop Dogg Bible That I might do enough fucking Snoop Dogg so yeah, he's like again. I'm obviously hating here But it's like soup he has like a massive he's like he has a hand in everything. Yeah. Oh, it's got Paul and everything

Wow, wow, you'd be your VBA. You know, I got humiliated. I got humiliated That can't sell this long It's got humiliated at the pool

Early in the morning. This was like a couple weeks ago. It was actually it's really funny

I was I was swimming. It was like six o'clock in the morning. Oh, I am a little bit of a water gun I was I was so excited because one of my friends is going to come swim with me and now now that I'm good It's swimming. I'm so excited to show people how fast I can swim How often how long do you swim like 40 minutes? Okay, that's not I was like if you're retreating from your family The pool

So fucking sick to be like get me out of it. I have to do this. I have to swim. I'm swimming. This is why I down here It's so quiet. It's so quiet under water is like I've said it before I love Joe and underwater But it's probably so loud all the time. It's so loud. I just came from just absolutely to the depths Dude, I just came from like insanity just it was just not just trying to get lunch together

How much did you want to get in the pool while you're there? All right every day It's all I want I want to get in the pool every day and just go as soon as I jump in and go underwater And I start just working on my perfect freestyle stroke. It's I'm fucking rocking perfect stroke dude So I it's six o'clock in the morning. I'm like so high. I'm like right. I'm here little early I was like I hope you hear in a minute my goggles are like super scratched up and shitty

So I can't see anything So I come up. I heard that gate clank and I'm like nice so I just like come up I come out of a lap pop out of the water. I'm like what up, bro? It's super early morning to somebody else Just an Asian lady and it's so early. It's so it's almost like it. I mean, it's not almost it's offensive It seems as if I'm popped out of the water like pre-done just risen up this lady with these silver reflective goggles

I thought you were a crock My head flashbacks And I like I didn't hear any response. I'm like weird and I pop up and I'm like oh my god

I'm so sorry. I was like my friends got me here in a second. You're like, you know my bad duty no shows me

So now I swim next to her for an hour now I look like a fucking psycho and a liar and I had this I had it just like stay the whole time Just like wait till she got out of the pool that I was like, I don't know how to hear this I kept like looking at the gate and I was like fuck it was suckers. She got out when you wanted to get out You can't get out. Yeah, I mean I just I also I race the old Asian ladies every time

I just tried to clock their pace and I'm like, all right. I got it. Yeah, I got to stay up. You're beating I tried to yeah, dude. Some of them are machines. Yeah, some of them you can tell they got like trained by the government or something They got no dude. There's no way seven year old ladies should be what the my ass like that Just let you yeah, she gets selected. I've been playing like hell that loose. I got I got Asians on the brain

Deer up

Go home GI

So what do you what I don't know? I like I mean I I'm and VA a lot myself really. Yeah, I like to get in there

the AK 47 say that G. I go home G. I the G. I your government does not love you G. I Your government has a band of new G. Who gave him the AK for it? Is that the Russians gave it to me? Yeah Russian China yeah, they've been boys. They've been ricked up for a minute. Yeah, they've been ricked Boys the wrecked. It's okay. This is not good calling their carons. Okay, call their currency break is crazy

Breaks currency It's kind of nice Saying it's pretty nice right now. We're it. We're in weird part or we're in weird position now. We're like we're kind of working

I think hand in hand with China a little bit because they need that or moves oil. Yeah, they need that stuff and we don't so I think they're actually trying to be like come on dude

Let's let's watch this big beef. We're in the middle of a beef right thing is for dip. Huh? You think Trump's for dip

I don't know he's saying dude. This is all going to find China China's got to listen to us now. They kind of do Maybe on less they get bricked up enough. I run into some Trump roads that believe that really like full on Yeah, well, that's that I just read the news about the sanctions so I was kind of like, you know We'll see what's up, but apparently he's checking his fucking checking. He's he's wronging He's definitely just realized he's burning his chicken. Yeah, that's the chicken's been cooking all the way

It'll be running that chicken just clocked like 19 minutes if you're in 50 degrees That chicken's that chicken's break up right now It's probably a shadow on the it was like it was like a mother hand. He was like a mother hand. He was like a mother hand He was flocking the mayor's meal prepping right now He doesn't go didn't you walked in on a roommate's spat

Oh, this isn't mine. This is him. Who the fucks is this?

Whole fucking fridge is filled with like Japanese condiments Yeah, man. It's all he buys They're they're opening your fridge like gee I go home. Yeah, literally I open it. I go oh, oh, yes

gee, I would never eat that. I'm gee

You guys scream steel dragon when you shoot down the uh really helicopter's yeah, fuck that's awesome I'm more of a mortar man though. Yeah, I love firing a mortar. I do varies on something about that whole trajectory and so it's very And then you just hear a little makes a little noise if you hit somebody Yes, they just held that loose feet, and I'm yeah, or that's got to be created that was kind of that was a big mortar off Wasn't it back then? Yeah, it was a lot more you just chill

Well, I heard I was reading that one book and they said it would just like you would sit on a base and you'd be getting blasted with more You'd be like alright. Let's go find these guys You walk around the woods maybe see a guy. Yeah, shoot them farmer. He'd like dang it was a farmer dang that was a farmer But at night, he was maybe firing that mortar exactly during the day. I got no, I'm just a farmer Yeah, so I go home

I'm just a farmer. Yeah, I'm not taking any chances. My buddy just got blown up so yeah, well, then it turned into I don't know what I'm doing here. We're the last couple years like travel over here. It was a lot of air. It was a yeah There was a lot of that close quarters. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got on the go a little active Dude, that's yet to be not more snowed you know was taught a Vietnamese man just burned himself This week what my Twitter. I got on Twitter again, and it's it's terrible sex acts and death. Oh

No, so I saw a Vietnamese guy burn himself on a bench. That was terrible Isn't but don't you get like that's kind of like bossed up if you

Well, that's why I was bringing that from Vietnam because of the monks used to hit that yeah, they've built a temple where you burned yourself how that chicken go

Is that you burnt the chicken? It's not burnt. It's not worked up. I love this For a jog it's hot The chicken's all right it's coming up movies. I think yeah, be it's almost done it's looking good It's looking good. You just missed the you missed the alarm Well, tampey what tampey cooking that at it? It's about 425. Yep

Allegedly there's no way you got that temperature right on that grill It's like I got it up 425. You think you as a thousand degrees away or sweat It's hot you look like you're coming from hell. I look like you just came from the shit I get it man. I've been in the shit all week Yeah, so how what how is the new Vietnam hell at loose pretty sick is it pretty rocking if you play with bodies?

It's very fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I try to go solo. I play five minutes So many shoots me the head. I go fuck this. So what's the gameplay like from the perspective of the vehicle? The cool thing is the vehicle you get You can do tunnels. It's kind of pop up anywhere on the map, whereas if you're playing as the US you get helicopters But you're also a great somebody's good at helicopters. Like I just played a game before you got here

Somebody's killing us with the helicopters. Yeah, and there's a mortar man. That's not good You don't want them get behind our line. Mm-hmm. They kept getting behind our line and killing us You don't want that at all. Yeah, coming up through a tunnel. Well, I was in the NBA mortar man

I was saying

Oh yeah, this is not your fight. Yeah, didn't they really say that they gave now?

It's just everybody every single person screams it Yeah, that's so fun the other one that was give us a hold fast if you play the French I'm in just screams

Leave love wrongs. Oh, yeah, but I remember that everyone discriminated before. I actually remember that you guys are playing capture the fire

So yeah, it's awesome. Yeah, that's awesome. Hello, it looks weird. I'm although is it too soon? Like what do you think the moratorium is on On Vigiers for a war? No, you can do. I mean yeah, no. Oh, dude. He's doing future war. Yeah, that's pretty crazy We're doing Taiwan China true But you haven't seen the Middle East or you in what in a video in a Vigiers. Yeah, you have what are you insane What do you still call a duty as I said then? Oh, yeah, I call a duty. He's already doing the fucking person

I don't they always kind of vague though

There was like vague about who the country is. Yeah, they literally are like he's the head of Dirkad Durkastan Muhammad's hard Durkad Durkastan just kind of a little more disrespectful. Dirkad Durkastan's crazy. Well, that yeah, but it's always something yeah They're like what would an Arabic country be good? Yeah? What's he doing back there? He's lurking gay to The spider is preparing it's good the spider is just cooking. I know never never cook. So you decided during the podcast today. I'll cook

Jesus Christ, especially I want to know if you're meal prepping for one or two I need a full photo reveal this chicken. I do not believe that this is not he's actually it's a lot I don't want to compliment him to his face, but he's pretty good He's a good cook pretty good cook. I think anything to relearn see like osmosis He likes to work for genetic field

He's been leaving his door open while he's gaming I've been home as much as so now at him home. I'm picking up on his tent. He's been used to

Cat being away. Yeah, that's what's been playing so I like to go back and slam the doors

I can While he's talking to people I can hear him talking to people I'm like don't you go to the door You should also you should maintain the open door policy. No, she's so loud. He's last shit You remember when Tony wrote what he's remember. Yeah, so loud true and he screams about streetfighter for hours Struggle with the Lord. He's in

I got to see this chicken. Let me introduce present the chicken. Present the chicken to the camera. Let's see we're working with here. Damn that thing You can smell the burnt Hey, that's what I'm burning your fucking. That's gonna burn your little beak, dude Well, maybe for sure. Yeah, that's a great cross for our community. The chicken. Although you might have seen it We can't sell the music court. Let me see. Let me present that to the camp. Why are you dripping into the cup because it's this dripping?

That's actually really consider it because you can't let man. That's actually good. Look at your man. Looks a little raw T.B.H I'd like to see the inside I like the way you put the pepper on in the mirror. Yeah, a lot of people are scared to put a little pepper on there

When you're gonna make chicken out afraid of again?

A little less pepper on the Alfredo. You get a little wacky with that, but I like what you I need it the man. This redeems everything If you do that, we can have an open door video game tonight You can have Street Fighter as loud as you want if you make chicken Alfredo And you can play his girl characters again. I won't make fun of you

I mean Alfredo is what a piece maker. Yeah, it's nice. Chicken Alfredo is crazy It honestly arguably could be the best food then I'll come home after a few drinks

It'll be in the fridge. I'll go about all I can take a bite. We'll never notice and then drunk

I'm thinking fuck daddy lives here. I'll fuck you. We don't fucking think and then I eat a little bit of it I go, why would I be a dick? It even made this and that stop Tradition Lord and over a big thing of Alfredo. I shouldn't I I deserve Why shouldn't I let me tell you this would me today. All right, it's exciting

What time's your show eight seven eight? I think it was this several hours. Yeah, I'll play hello Time you go human right after this. I'll probably goom as hard as we can after this. Let's go. Yeah It's definitely goom after this. I'm a no particular rush. Hell yeah Me got new basketballs and they did get new basketballs Oh

Bro could be could be time for the rematch. They're not ready. Did One week prep One week prep come back with the shorts my water suit. All right, true damn talk with socks

Full basketball jumps on me

You're confirming Le Mare's hunker theory. Well, he's yeah

He does have a hunkers Me's you got bless with the Alfredo It's got the creamy Alfredo We need to go back to that just fucking Smaller the penis. It's like everyone's like that's the ideal obviously

Ancient grease ever gives ancient grease so much shit. They had the idea that I gross you're rocking the penis We're gonna immortalize you in marble. You're the man you're the man You get so much energy. I just got another girl 9/11 text today's girl 9/11. Oh, yeah, Dalai partner. All right, P. Dalai They're all getting the news at different times and everyone's getting texts from girls

Yeah, going all my god Dalai part and died. I'm so sad. I didn't I didn't even know to you told me

I'm excited to break the news What are you excited to find your girls gonna be like James Cameron getting out of the sub you're gonna go James You're gonna want to sit down 9/11 happened when you were underwater

He was underwater for you. I think he was underwater a huge fan of underwater by the way

He must have a crazy The pressure could kill you I said the loudest house I got to go to the bottom of the ocean He was underwater during 9/11. He was underwater during 9/11. There's some classic 9/11

There was the other one is what's his name was dressed up like the turtle Master disguise. Why am I forgetting saying Dana Carvey is a little turtle He's in a turtle costume watching 9/11. What That's a turtle because he was filming a movie There's some sesame

There's some sesame street characters on a good morning America. Elmo had the fucking go. Oh Oh, good. Yeah, not all muscles are bad That's not forget everybody. No, I'm not 11. Elmo is like Turn it to glass Where the guys in the top floor go it is the

You know as silly as America is we're always we're probably the most silly country. Yeah, there's every other those the serious countries

The war countries are always pretty serious. Yeah, it's kind of like if a tragedy happens to us somebody's goofing off when it happens That's not me like Pearl Harbor. There's a bunch of people wearing fucking grass skirts Fucking coconut brawls hammer That's your oh shit We never thought it could happen to us

Yeah, I always forget about Pearl Harbor. I don't know why I think it's like I mean it was definitely kind of nothing compared to 9/11 That was it was a military base, right? Yeah, which not get it at all No, who's definitely death toll death toll was was it really comfortable. I think almost Probably for somebody who's been thinking like 3,000 each thing like similar

Yeah, and Yeah, very similar actually That's terrible some I don't know why I thought Pearl Harbor was like kind of light duty Obviously not great. So they that was fucking nasty. It was mean it's hell it was mean Horrible what they did yeah, that was that was a big-time punk move and we said GI come over here

She I was coming over there. You should have done that

Now we're best friends now everybody's it's every time everyone's it's a classic story of two dudes having to fucking square up and wrestle I agree they like all right, you actually kind of said yeah So we did sort of saying yeah, we did that to the south Yeah, the Civil War would beat the fuck out. I'm so bad. They love America more than anyone that's yeah all day They wave American flags really dude. You're it's kind of a pussy

I was fucking kind of hated America you guys got rocked dude North Korea kind of wants to toss a little bit I heard they've been blasting their acne rockets in the past. They've been even showing out again and Trump dogs Trump I'd look a lot of people criticize Trump for that. I like the way he handles them. What's he do? It was just like they were boys This is crazy Why you guys acting up dude? You know me and Kim Jonger boys. Yeah, true. No, I mean it's like I can't believe he's being his friend

No, he's a fucking retarded with rock well, I guess they both are retarded But it Trump's work here's a thing. It's like you can say there's nine nine hundred ninety bad things You make his personality this and that the fact that he kind of jails with Kim Jongoon is like let him have one redeeming

Yeah, I think that's not that no one else you fucking chill that guy besides Dennis Rodman

He does love like not 80s 90s bad boys. That's why I love Trump exactly. Yeah, those 80s 90s bad boys

He does love 80s 90s bad boys

Because that's all like that was like 80s 90s movies bad boys in the 80s 90s movies now you can say hang out with bad boys from 80s 90s

I mean dude. It's funny because South Korea is like rock in the film industry right now They're killing it dude NBA young boy lives there South Korea. It's big. It's huge NBA young boy lives in South Korea now You think I'm saying I'm gonna go home

Yeah, yeah, no, I think they say go home

He's so respectful is he he talks like Michael Jackson. Oh, I didn't know that there was an interview with him. He's pretty wild But his interviews. He's like, yeah It's a scariest fellas. I know He's in MJ. Yeah, young boy. They're the scariest fellas. He no apparently people I think or I don't know. It's that's he like the vamp Like opiate black guy is huge internationally

Playboy card. He distanced at a stage in France and just like

Dips out in the French go crazy. It's like the cool It's for real the coolest shit. It's like the pinnacle of like high-fashion cool It's to be like a yeah, like a black guy cool black guy. It's whacked out on like methadone standing on a stage So I'm gonna say you're in everyone's like this is the peak of culture right now. It's like the coolest shit ever It's interesting. Yeah, but it's all about Rick Owens dude. You we have to get Rick Owens out

Just like leather domination straps. You got to express your rage through your wardrobe It's a me and Rick do It's especially your rage. They're close. I don't even have any fucking rage I mean, you can just hop on the bandwagon. I think a lot of those guys don't have any rage. You don't think they're dark souls. Yeah

I don't have I don't have enough rage wait till we call it football season true

No, if no-day and drops another annoying annoying on the way. I'm vamped up I'll go vamp. No-day and drops one to rice. You'll save in my head of my eyebrows What a shame. I had my eyebrows that just keep the Hitler stash than dress like a vamp. They Oh, we lost the rice dude. If you add it that'd be too funny. I mean, yeah, I told you I was reading that book about Yeah, I'd be too cool. I'd be expelled from Hollywood if you went Rick if you went if I shaved my eyebrows and had and

Captain Hitler stash and dressed like a vampire. I'd be expelled There'd be no questions to just be a photo of me in there. Here he's out. Hold on though. If you were to dress in Rick Owens and go Hitler stash They you might take you to another level. I love like holy fuck. We didn't know this guy had it in them

You have to go to France and just stand there with a cigarette

And they're like this guy's the best artist that's ever lived This guy is completely brought himself into fruition. That's true Dude, Hitler's Hitler's gambit. I was like, oh, it's thinking about the Soviets because you know the classic question of like why is it still allowable to wear the hammer and Sickle? Of course. It's like, you know, it's thinking about it So I was like trying to really distinguish it between kind of like Hitler's gambit and dude

Apparently Hitler because the communist were like not gambit. Just like the bet he threw down was like yeah Germans are the best Therefore we will win and once we can do horrible thing, but then we'll just be the victor so no one's can judge us It was bad. He was on some only guy can judge me shit. Yeah, so he was like his plan was like Germans are superior

We'll just we're going to shred the juice. That was a big plan And then they're like, we'll go through and enslave and defeat every other civilization Everyone will be our slaves and Germans will just rock but the communist thing was like It was different because Hitler was it was bad. He was a he had a bad evil plan But he will use who can judge him? Where you go with this? What I'm saying is he had a bad evil plan

Of course Tommy that's were like no we're actually doing a nice thing, but it was actually evil as well Well, it wasn't as you know wasn't as evil. It was great. It was extremely evil. It was very evil

Yeah, but at least it sounds when you're like pitching like well, how does this work?

You're like what ever it was gonna share ever? That sounds nice. Yeah when you lead Hitler was leading with like nasty stuff. Yeah. He will go. That's obviously fucking horrible So that's where I was going. I was like I was kind of like what is the real what's like the real to extinguisher And it was like Hitler was pure bad boy and one of them one Yeah

Winters right history bro. He's like although Japan Japan did the right thing. Well, they do they went T Just give you us you know You would never do that Were they trying to like exterminate? We're trying to go and term it. Not so we're the every other Asian. Yeah, but they were also hiding it under like we're getting rid of

Colonial Now we're all boys That they immediately did the worst things to every single county. Hey, they really. Yes, I knew they were nasty They were Fucking horrible god damn. Yeah, that's yeah, I feel being still fucked with us and South Korea

Yeah, they're all thank you for that. That was now where they're starting to turn on it's a little bit

That's tough.

That's fucking tough. That's a tough shit

Yeah, so they were they were that nasty and bad Yeah, it's it's so it well the funny thing is I mean it's not that funny, but Back then it was almost like it was kind of acceptable to be like yo our people are the best We're about to get rid of them Fuck these dudes up so bad

shitty Chinese. We're gonna fucking kill them and everyone's like yeah, do you know obviously we're the fucking best You ride that last crash everyone's like what a monster. You're like

Thought this is what we're doing guys. Yeah, I thought it was tribal warfare. What the fuck?

That's yeah, you're the last you're the last guy to be like let me go for it. Yeah Now they weren't nasty nasty Japanese certainly went for it. They did. Yeah, so they wanted to be king of ag king of Asia Yeah, K-way. Yeah Interesting interesting interesting is I feel like the Well, I've gotten reports in the Asian world that like the Japanese still kind of hold it down like there are kings of Asia

K-way. I think they all do Behind that old little like tea. No, I do I'm I uh Korean. I used to work for Korean guys and they'd be like not Japanese dudes They would just make your pan rules They would they were very honest about and they're like Japan's best Japan. I think Japan's cooler than China. Yeah, dude 100% Pan's way cooler. I don't get tricked by the LED buildings

Dude. I don't get I don't know the Americans tricked by the drones and LED buildings. Well, they're completely trying to build Now he is Japanese building really. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah for Japan Yeah, I don't want this to sound racist, but would it be a japa file? It's a japa file. I believe Japa file? Well, that's that's it. If you're a white guy, I think they call you a weep Weep a weep is if you're a white guy who like loves I think it's a Japan

Japa files because that's what they're we're always as a group of Japanese Russo

Japan file what was it in the 50s you missed it in you missed it in

What was it now? Yeah, you missed it. That's a big end. That's a typo and it's always big in these

discussions And always come to the guy misses. There's a dang verbal typo. Yeah Oh, I like that. I like that. Japa knowledge is an expert of Japan. What's somebody who loves black people? Is there a nice term for that? I do laugh every time when it's a mystery though, I wish I could learn to learn a little bit more about

I wish I cared a bore about other what's the word? Yes, what is it? I should say on the rock. There's not like an official wait. There's not a oh wait the Americans say it oh wait Yeah, we're not like this. Yeah, what are we talking it? But there's like roots of fire. Oh, why me grow fillier That's not that that's taste that's tasteful I man that's tough

So you say I'm a bit of a That's used it is historical and artistic context. Oh, this is art

Exactly. Yeah. That's fair. That's not well. Is there one O.J. Simpson broken together?

Kidding That's remember Billy my Billy Yeah, that's so funny that some guy coined that term was like yep Jobs done for the day. It's a French friend. Uh-huh. He's comes from the French. Oh

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They really do they were the first ones to

Well, I think well the British coined boredom, but France had and would whatever that shit was called on way on the way boredom

You know the term boredom didn't come into the Come out of the scenes like 1850. It's a relatively new phenomenon Think about that It's crazy. Yeah, it's pretty they call it before they didn't have word for it. They must there was and we there was like little hints There are four sensory monks had a thing called a

CDA which is the midday demon because they woke up at like four in the morning So noon was there like they got a sleeping kind of there was a 3 p.m. flag But it was a demon that would come to you and be like you're this shit sucks And you wouldn't be able to focus on anything you stare out the window time would pass slowly And it was called the noon day demon like to learn more about this boredom thing because I can't believe it

Dude downy because there's there has to be the word the term boredom is for sure and yeah, yeah But they just what they didn't have you have it Now I'm not finding what was used before boredom, but yeah, it says Charles Dickens popularized it in print in like

1829. Yeah, I believe the etymology means literally to drill into your head

The bore yeah, yeah, that's pretty fucking but no, it's it's pretty new because I feel like there was a The monks it was more it was less of like there's nothing to do there be like I hate that I became about You know germs Let's see Things like that and also also early on it was viewed as a personal failing not being shortchange by your environment

If you're bored they'd be like fucking piece of shit You know fucking do something you piece of shit. Yeah, there's some English terms from the 17th and 18th century like tedium Yeah, there's there isn't heaviness and Romans had to talk about boredom. There's no way this is well There's an ancient I think there's a Greek poem called the bore But it was about a guy who was annoying who had catch you in the middle of the road and just brutalized you with conversation

It's really funny so there's this it it's like an old poem where this guy was like what I've been back then too You'd walk for you couldn't shake if you got a Punisher if you're all I'm like the fucking Roman road Just walking you have like a day of walking you could pick up a Punisher or just kill crush You got him with a rock Yeah, it's called the bore and it's all about like guy just greeting you and just being like one of the

Pops like people would write their own version of it and one of like the poops or bishops wrote his own version of the bore It was like a cool highfalutin thing you could do just about coming across the way and worse fucking dick I'm a past dude, just I got to walk 12 miles today That's that idea's thousands of years old just picking up a Punisher you see him you'd see him far away Fuck

Oh There's a beautiful day how far's the you know fuck? Hey man, I'm really have time We were in a little faster speeds up you're like, oh, no Well, I have nowhere particular to go But a curse

Yeah, that's that that was you'd get away with it if you hit him with a rock. Oh, you could you could hop in the head

Everyone would look the other way

They'd just be you and him. I know but I'm saying they'd be like there's no suspects

Yeah, no you can get away with anything you can still I mean the camera is kind of mess it up But you can kind of still get away with murder. It's it's still like way easier than people think Although these new cameras man When a city setting this weird thing in the depth You fucking flock cameras

Yeah, those flocks. I've been seeing people putting stickers on them and breaking them and stuff. Nice Yeah, that's a it's good. I think we can all agree on that yeah the flock cameras. Yeah But then they go when we find like stolen kids So there you go

That's what they say, but that's all released by the flock camera company themselves

Yeah, I know but like if you found it I mean they probably do if they're scanning license plates

They actually probably do they're gonna get average they haven't because you know you don't know if you could I'm not sure I understand what you just said if you could save lost kids you would I think they're arguing they have But where's the proof? You got to find these lost kids what hey well how why do you think that wouldn't I mean the more invasion of privacy There is the more you're gonna be able to find lost kids. Yeah, but they're not sure that's not their purpose

So they're just saying that so they can make us Purpose is a catch you run in a red light and take it you There's some new stories saying that the flock cameras help them find missing kids They might like it's exactly what's the point is it just to It's just total

Tabs yeah, it's just a complete fucking paranoid pent-up to come and we're good, but it doesn't feel not I'm not advocating for them, but it's not like you need to do it if you do

If you do every you advocate people. I wouldn't but I don't want to put it Phone I know you're literally on camera and traced at all times, too. That's the funny thing Dude the major cities have had these like like every I think like almost every block of fill And Alfie is video record like has been video recorded so hey, that was murders. It works. It works. It gets people That's why COVID video office everyone had the fucking mass on yeah, so that you know you kind of you could trick the camera systems

But every I know Philly for sure is like completely been cammed up for a long time So yeah, I don't know. I you know, it's I think it's bad if you watch everybody every second other day, but for sure You know, they start giving out tickets off cameras. I'm I'm gonna rage against the machine my uncle my uncle claims You can just Just let those go because he's he said that they don't have ppa gives you fill it up your parking authority was doing the light cameras

And he claims they legally don't have the authority to take it you for moving violation So he's just refused to pay him I got to check in to see how that worked out

But yeah, he was like you don't gonna pay those fucking things. He would never pay him

So I do I didn't pay the park the part I heard the park at authority like seven thousand dollars I got a ton of easy passes gone. Oh, they'll get a lot. Yeah, they'll get my license bro those those new private Yeah, they'll get they'll get you and those new private and California has It's a French company who owns the private highway Well, they'll fucking they'll jack you up for like tens of thousands of dollars. Yeah, they go wild

Yeah, they will get you. No, I've heard of people racking up like five figures and Toles like fuck them Yeah, I thought I sent up there. There's Texas has been getting me really. Yeah, it's been a few years I would I would join two years of PA in Texas with me not paying a single toll really you can call and settle I'd be in trouble you can call and settle in a settle. Yeah, I've done

I'm gonna take them to court

Not bad. See you in court. You should you should spend fucking for a span fortune for this just tying them up

I'm gonna tie them up. I'm gonna get the best lawyers But I'm gonna go bankrupt, but Take just taking wing out just just have them lay off like 90 people Get a tiger shark lawyer. Uh-huh. There are if you have enough money you can you can like sue municipalities and fight cities and stuff and win I used to work for a guy who destroyed a historic building and he goes by lawyers a tiger shark

Oh fuck the city Yeah, dude, it was pretty funny. All right. It was pretty tight when you're living in a historic building in history To be fair was bullshit. I was there. I was actually I helped destroy it But it was like it wasn't like, you know, there's like the Liberty Bell Ben Franklin's house This was just an old shitty house that they had already done a ton of renovations to and then the historical people came in

They're like no, and it was like a modern it was fucking it was complete bullshit. Yeah, and uh that the owner was just like yo 7 a.m Crumble it because they were like tying them up in court He was like just smash it. I'll figure it out after the fact and he just had to smash the building and there was all these historical

Guys like you should be ashamed of yourself and I'll just sit there with like...

So I was like shut up Showed the fuck up. You're pointing the stuff's on him. I should have I did hit the one lady she goes that building's history I was like it's certainly history now. She went my dad's like stop all right off it off It's certainly history now dude. He was like stop it don't talk to them don't do that Yeah, I'm saying I'm ashamed to say if she said what history

Tell me yeah, exactly. What is it? What is this? What do you know about this building actually? Probably it was actually I don't believe you. You're boring me. You're gonna hit now you're boring. I'm gonna hit you with a rock You're annoying that was one of the sickest things is watching a guy being like Bro, I'll deal with a city later knock that shit down and it was like god damn I don't know if you just fucking have this stick go to the city and be like shut up

If you're I think that's like billionaire status. Yeah, if you're billionaire the city can play and you can be like shut up You can go honey. Why don't I give you the podress? I will say I was negative on uh quantz Jones at first I've come around completely. She's been a rave sunshine in every clip yeah and uh yeah Dude, we it's turning out that the sports leagues are really I mean truly milling black lady magic

WMBA is fucking running solely on black row magic right now It's just it's got to be just like fucking really desperately race baiting clips I think quantz Jones is that's pure that's genuine black magic. Yeah, that one's good. That's good That's well, that's yeah. That was a nice one WMBA is being fueled entirely by hate. Yeah, that's pretty bad. They've entered the trend

It's now trans it's a trans and raise the trans battle going the trans battles crazy

Trans battles crazy the trans battle being like we support them and you have to be like yeah, you too

All right jump ball let's go yeah, yeah, try to live basketball But yeah, that's yeah, that's that's a that's a weird one. I mean, I'm I want to see them put their money where the mouth is You know, it's one thing to set all lip service to me. It's like bro. Let me see the roster Stack it stack it up you want to get back you want to fucking knock what's your name? There's just the jelly go listen

It's just other NBA guys guys that couldn't make the NBA

Fuck, we already have that. That's a good argument for people always like what do you not like women

Because you don't watch the WMBA. I don't watch the G League. Yeah, I just want to watch the NBA. Yeah. Why would I Sure somebody's come to that. I don't know. I never heard the G League angle on that If that turns in a G League ball, but then but then you get to see G League yours Don't like yeah, yeah, I mean that to at the poster eyes It's gonna be ugly if you go nuts to face dunk on a lady. Yeah, we put that white ball in from Philly

The WMBA. Let's do jumping over those back flip donks

I think everybody that's the right mood. They should only let white

G Leagueers into the WMBA so we can really that's a good. No, those are good like you want money. Let's get the racial Battle going again. Yeah, that is nice. Every team gets one whika. I'll do wait till do the movie

They're gonna make is amazing

The movie in 20 years took a peek of their a big league of the jackrods Yeah, I mean, it's it's like it's truly shameful what they're doing right now. It's truly shameful Speaking of different genders and sports. I watched our beloved Westchester pants of any baseball team Little league world series fall victim to a woman pitcher yesterday a girl Mal-Bam was just dominating. Really. Yeah, she was whipping. She was whipping. Undeniably whipping

I was just thinking those poor boys 11 and 12 year old boys getting struck out by lady on ESPN. I mean, I should cry. Just get struck out Yeah, no one was even watching when I was getting struck out by girls I can't even imagine it's a deep shame. I don't tell anyone I got struck out by girls. Why do you play with the girls? Don't worry about it

There's we have a girl she's nasty really. She was around 11 and 12 years old

That's what she's dealing. Yeah, she's dealing. There's nothing we could do about

It was all we always had like the man child pitchers

There's a couple of man. There's a couple of like five 11 six foot kids already They're dealing yeah, it'll be like small little mustache armpit here and I'd be sitting there like bro Can I just yes, it's crazy. I have a pinch badder, please Yeah, I didn't know that I didn't know there's a girl what was she what was their MPH? Or she more of a technician? She's got she's got great control great command great location every time but

I don't know they always do the MLB comparison because the mount's close so like this 91 miles a hour It goes like 60. Oh, I hear the mount's close so that there's how much time you have three act Which is the equivalent of a 93 mile an hour fastball god damn It was a tough one the boys from Westchester were up five nothing Nick brought it and then they brought in the girl

Didn't score run

Mamma me 14 keys dude, she's crazy. I mean that was such a mental game If I was a I mean still to this day. I'd be like bro, don't strike it strike out 14. That's like Pock-a-laptic and your boys you and your boys are getting fucking humiliated on a national stage That's crazy. Yeah, I mean that's I'd be curious to say I wonder what they're going to I mean

Do you fear the bow hmm just got bow in a ponytail? Do you see really? I fear the fucking Oh fuck yeah Yeah, I was taught some terrain last night. I could barely see although I mean high cheese from the bow last night. I was chasing I was chasing shit in the dirt. I was I mean the the bow is humiliating me. My dream is torturing Also, too. I mean I might be up there all shocks and two

I might have there be like man. She sure is parody. Yeah, trying to say them all. She sure. I don't want to hate her bow I would I as soon as I heard I remember the day or like when I did baseball a couple years and I heard they're pitching 60 miles an hour And I was like I'm out. Yeah, we got to go. I'm done not doing the run

I haven't got hit with one of those balls yet, and I'm done. I quit. I didn't get it never I hit with a pitch

ever

I was you must have been ready for I failed. I failed. I used to when even when I was swinging I would step out

I was like not as well as terrifying baseball is fucked up dude. It's awful. Yeah It's such a bad. I don't know. It was it was my least favorite sport with all my time off. I've been catching the fill is a lot lately Yeah, it's been a nice midday treat. I was just I was just the 4pm demon comes around. I go try the fillies Everything sucks. I think sucks. Oh the fillies Why did you pick this

Get away from me Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that is sick if you're like I'm bored. They're like, yeah, your piece of shit What do you expect? Of course you're bored. You fucking asshole And I think too. It was only like the aristocracy you can claim bored him. No and everyone else was like what What the fuck are you talking about? It's odd now because I think they had a lot of boring and I was fucking days

You would think I think they always did. Yeah. I mean, yeah, you it was the same thing every day

boring, but if you were I mean, I feel like starving adds a little you're like super hungry I will get your juices flowing For sure. You're super hungry if you ever don't eat for like two days. You're like everything Yeah, I don't think that was Yeah, like they were starving. Yeah, although they didn't fucking eat people. They did not eat like we eat now

We like I think at least I think it's like 1200 more calories a day than

Or a bigger alright, we're way bigger or tiny It's like girls can deal like that like girls are I your dealings True, the cat extra calories did the thing yeah, I don't think life was a much as starving people I think they one thing I was they took so much time off Yeah, there's the fields the winter you're just off. Yeah, you know obviously got to work around the fucking house, but like

No, it was yeah, yeah, oh, they're also there's so many festivals I think there was like 35 like you would like Christmas. Yeah, I guess it wouldn't be bored They're just fucking party and they're yeah, and they're filmed all year and now it's on a part Strong argument that the life of the medieval peasant was like kind of rocking a little bit in terms of mentally Every second you're like dude. I'm not going to hell. You truly believed every

Pinch of it. You're like I'm not going to hell my honor's never been higher. I'm like the nights of old

Then you'd be like two days later you're fast of all what's that? Is that your cousin getting a shower? Oh really if saw that But yeah, the yeah, dude the Romans didn't even have I think January and February were at their add-ons They didn't have they would just get to a certain point and go All right, it's just nothing now. They're winter. Is they didn't even call it a month. It was just like dead time and then March was Obviously they're Marcher to their enemies and slot this later

What yeah, you know March was like their January when you mean March it was from the god of wars the war planet Yeah, so there was like that's that was their official start of the year. Well that's because

Military campaigns start the spring. Yeah, but they didn't have January in February. There's it was a that's why it's December

It's 12. It's a 12 month. No, it's a 10 tenth month. December's 10. Yeah pretty sick It's a cool fact. I learned it's a good fact October eight eight, but what is it really? Yeah 10 Yeah, I'll say yeah, wait let me ever you can't speak Latin can't be like this. Okay, what are you confused? Let me ever we talked about this. Were you not there? Yeah, I'm confused January is not like one

One person get a resolution. I don't know you figured out. That's the pope. He knows everything I didn't I thought I'd get more credit for the hitting the fucking Easy going at the end of fall and they kind of cut it off a little what happened

I hit the fucking Steve Spirits on the very end no one not one person caught it

But then it was like when he's like all right, thanks man

Easy going Steve Spirits Who's Steve Spirits? I learned my sunglasses at night. I'm going back to Waterloo Hang out with the vampires. This place looks like New York man hat That's so far other tips

Go on shells are doing you might be a fucking niche lord. You were kind of niche bogging on foul and that's crazy Well, crazy how hard you niche bogging my buddies were there and I was like I'm going to do this I'm going to do this for you guys at the end because this is all very embarrassed You see going

It was the first time I she's they showed it was very you could see it

I think they cut it off. I think they thought I was up. I think they thought I was dog whistling I think they thought I was going to white now What's going to be going Steve Spirits? Those of you who know me who is Steve Spirits? No, nobody I'm gonna be I'm gonna be committed to an isolation unit. Oh, that's right. I'm gonna be crucified I don't mean to you. I don't mean to raise my voice

I've showed you this video a thousand times Yeah, it's like this gets a friend like that. Yeah, it's awesome boy mid break down and get to it with a fucking fashion fashion sense interview Style studio or some shit she goes what's my name? I'm confused. Yeah, I know you're totally supposed to believe in the ministry, right? Fuck He's going so far Steve Spirits easy going

I have I have seen I know you're talking about waterly they're creating bombs they created me

Rob you want full skits of Bradley to hit him with those shows me so I know while we talked about before that's why I did the easy going

I was like I should just I could 99% that thing he's 99% accuracy Steve Spirits on found Just keep going while it's trying to All right, we'll be right back and we like it. All right, that's the pope. He knows everything Fuck off

Just get a guy just earbud. We're dude. He's like five skits of pharynx just being like and then another third day

They love names all too. Skits of pharynx love hitting names Yeah break down. They'll just be like and I talked to Nate Marshall and he told me six five seven Okay, so you ain't six five seven month off fuck go get the fucking out of my face I do like how they can flow from one topic to another where you're like hold on no problem. We get here no problem Yeah crush things yeah my

There's like my cousin's about to sweat pants six Yeah, let's go. We they like to get their hands on the weed every now and then too. Oh no, dude. My cousin's cousin's uncle Let's get to pharynx and we would bring him weed and you were just literally chilling sweat pants It just bless us for like 30 minutes. You just get high and listen to him like dang

Think I brought you I have it somewhere in this house. I think my one boy's uncle

We'll skits a pharynx and wrote a book. What what? It's fucking awesome. Yeah. It's probably fan of it It's just ideas every paragraph is a different idea that he has and he's like swimming is for fucking gay people fuck Oh, yeah, I'm not he was big he hated swimmers. He was like sexual freaks Dude. He's not wrong about it. He was very like you guys are very sexual. This is wrong. This is against God

Swimming is for homosexuals and sluts. Well He's got a heart in it It is very sexual to glide through the water true. It's it's almost like unbearably so Unbearably sexual when you're swimming. Yeah, I there's something about it. I mean, I'm You know every sport has his downfall. You can get chance once when you run swimming is like you got to be careful out there

You're not paying attention someone could just bullshark across lanes like no You're all tired from the laps. I would drag you right down. Yeah, we can take out a water hit you with a gatorol You know you might you're so swimmed up. You might you don't know what the hell you do You know, it is yeah The schizophrenia was right about that. He's a hundred percent right. Yeah, you bite being able with the girl is

Chaos dude. It's yeah, you got any of those look if you're brush stroke and you can Pause but you can wrap that pet you can you can like if you reach into a lane you'd be really careful about that Because you don't know where you're at if you know when I was just a young puppy I would I'd be all core scraped it you could easily crash and hit and that's like it's kind of a quagmire Because it's season of bathing suit you could look show it to think about it

Shut it to think about it in international waters swimming pool has no long As long as you're not touching the bottom you got to be in the deep end true

How much for how should I know I was floating your honor?

I was floating a liquid I was I was listening to to minorities tell me the beaches for white people

Really

I didn't like that. I think I think anybody can have fun at the I've seen a huge uptick

It was the mayor's the mayor's opinion. I think the beach is for everybody

Beach is for everybody God gave us the beach call that a beach for whites. No, I've I've seen a huge uptick You said a brother clip it

I've been an ocean city New Jersey is where I always went and Oklahoma City New Jersey in the 90s very much so appeared to be for whites

I went there a couple years ago and it's now. It's the rainbow coalition. You're saying it's like the mall It's like the mall. Yeah, very similar at the mall very similar to the mall although 90s it was for white bad boys for white bad but a lot of Indian bros that are crushing me right now. It's a little theory I have with the influx of my noiries going to our shopping malls You think that's when they found hot topic and introduced black Goths and vamps

That's a good theory. Thank you. I just came over. That's a great theory actually It is so nice, huh? I think I think I love Goth about this But I think that was a little way a little way made everybody go to hot topic. We found hot topic because of a little way from skateboarding shit. Yeah, skateboarding. He was wearing like those weird belts and then through that we started to dip our toes. Do you think it's possible that Kanye turned black

people on the high fashion? Probably a little bit a little Kanye. Mostly Kanye a little Jay-Z.

I heard it. I heard it. Jay-Z was like he had the DM rocker. That's what's trash. But he also

he was the first one to be like I'm too old for Jay-Z and I got to wear like a pull like I got to dress a

little different. Pullo is yeah all day. Pullo yay made it cool. The pink pullo yay made cool but I think Jay was rocking the pullo a little bit too. It would make a rocker wear pullo. Biggie shit. Yeah, they were pretty mad. I think we're talking about high fashion. You don't want a high fashion. No, don't get me wrong. I consider a pullo any pullo. The pinnacle of fashion. It is. It's a light of my fashion.

It's the modern suit. It's as far as I get. You're saying a pullo with the pullo horse? Not high fashion? No. No, we're talking about like designer chips. High concepts. Yeah, that's my kind or like lady. I heard. So I heard an anecdote about Kanye. I know someone

went to grade school with them two years below him. Apparently he would like design sneakers when

he was like an eighth grade and mail them off to like Nike and he would just like mail sneaker sneaker designs off. Barely called a shot pretty hard. The whole time he's like I'm going to do this. I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that and he was the guy who was just like, yeah, he was fucking every thought he was a fucking asshole but turns out he's rocked. Yeah, he was like do we're all like this guy's out of control, turns out he called his fucking shots. Pretty shit. Pretty sick.

Mailing the sneaker designs kind of tight and eighth grade. It's kind of a nuts move. It's just being like, now they got to see this shit. Yeah. Everyone copied this. The adidas shoe we put out, everyone copied that. That like net-looking thing with the. Truly the guy was a fashion genius. Tell me what he said. Tell me what he said. He kind of had. He kind of had everything going for me. He was bad. He'll be back. Yeah. He's back. I don't know if he, I don't know if he can get to the

shoes point again. I mean, I think I can do it. Why not? He did, but he's like putting them out of

self. I don't know if he has like the factory, the manufacturers you would need to do it before. What would stop them from obtaining factories and high-level connections? I don't know. Yeah, what do you think? What do you think would stop them from that? I don't understand where they're talking about at all. Yeah, I just meant like a quarry. It was just an accusation. It was looking at new boots. You're new boots, Goofy?

Did he, did he like lower all of his prices still, apparently? Yeah, like crazy, little. I don't know how you could profit off of him. Like make quality and probably, I mean, maybe maybe he's not about profit, and maybe he's just giving back to the people. Good day. What didn't stuff our mob area of like cheap shoes when like when they were kind of quality in the, in the time when, yeah, it's possible we've covered this. They weren't trash. They were

just quite a bit. Shack decals were cheap as hell. Facts were cheap. Shacks like you didn't have to talk about the shacks. They were blisters. I get blisters so hard to shacks. It was a nice thing he did, but I was getting shacks. Shacks from coals. They were like 18 bucks. I was blistered out. It's interesting back to the Snoop Dog conversation. I don't mind that shacks and everything. Yeah, I like seeing shacks. Me too. You know what I mean? In every commercial.

I did do. Snoop Dog, I go. What's the drug addict? To take it to marijuana? Who? Snoop Dog? He's a drug addict. I see him. I go, this is drug addict off TV. Yeah. This is a guy named

Shack decals just now.

Snoop Dog's a hoodlub. It's a gang bagger, dude. He's a drug addict. Can you make her not see it?

Snoop Dog. He's a hoodlub. Snoop Dog's a hoodlub. Snoop Dog is a hoodlub. I used to love Snoop Dog when I was a kid. I didn't know what Doggy saw was and I handed the album

to my mom. Can I please get this? She was like, no. Why? Why not? Because that's how you were conceived.

No, put it back. I got hit hard on the pimple algorithm on YouTube. Pimps. Pimps. The tricks are maybe the funniest interviews of all time. Just guys. I don't know why they go on and do these interviews. They're like, yeah. I love buying prostitutes all time. It's like, dude, what is the upside? It's fucking, they're like, maybe they're paying you, but it's like, every time like, yeah, smoke cracks sometimes and losing my family over it. But I just, hey,

man, what's that? What's it to anyone? If I want to enjoy myself with another door, it's like,

what's the fucking talking about? But then I saw, I got that fed me into the pimple algorithm, dude. Pimpock. Yeah. I've been there a little about as me immensely. Do you know the picture I sent you of the guy just going this? No. Oh, dude. It's so funny. The soft one. I thought about soft one on a really old time, but the guy, they take like, he's a photographer. That's like his real thing. So he takes pictures of him and mid-interview

they show it. They usually be able to stand there and smile for the camera. This guy went, it's, but he gets on. He gets on right away. He goes, my mama was a certified hoe. What the fuck do you do? Dude, my mama was a certified hoe. He was, he was, he was Gorilla Pimpon. That's frowned upon. What's Gorilla Pimpon? Gorilla Pimpon is when it, it's, it's force. Oh, you're, you're, you're. He's force. Yeah. It's claim that a real

pimple, you should never even go to jail because there's nothing to charge you for.

He's women just love you. Yeah. Like, real pimples. Not really. Really, you're being mean. Using drugs, using intimidation, be, hitting on him. Can't hit on your house. You shouldn't, you shouldn't, but that whole, the whole game's fucked up now. Well, who fucked up the game? L.A. Game bangers. They fucked the whole game. They got in the pimple and they're not pimps. The L.A. Game bangers, they're rough, bro. Really. Rough pimps. Get a real pimple, like magic

bishop down on. Those guys look at it and they go, I mean it. That's not it. That's real, the real pimple is apparently loved by his community. So you haven't watched nothing with pimple again. You watched the guys who were like, no, I'm Eve, I'm mean. And I do it. It's like, you watch. And you're like, God, Danny's guys are vicious, man. Very, very nasty nasty line work. It's almost nothing worse than a mean pimple. Yeah, they're, they're, I mean, they're literally

the are like sex traffickers. It is funny if you stay within the state. They're like, yeah. Yeah. It's in traffic. Yeah. It's very, very bad stuff. And then if you get locked up as a pimple, you can get the boys. You can start working with the boys. You start pimping the boys. Yeah. Pimping the boys. That seems like more fun, honestly. That seems like you could, you could actually have a very healthy relationship with your, with your mom, with your mom,

a lot of bitch with your, with your flock. That's what I'm saying. You could actually be boys with them.

That's what I'm saying. I'm saying out. Dude, I, I just, I love a motley crew. So having your motley, my rag tag group of guys. Yeah. We would, we would, I mean, dude, to be a rag tag ensemble, but we would. Do you want a circle, suck you? Mark. Come in. You can play

Xbox first if you suck that guy. Thank you. I'm not going to let him play first.

Yeah. I'd like to think, I don't know. I, I, I might get gorilla pimping on my boys, though. I think I can see doing that. You, you would. Oh, my God. If you have a gorilla pimping, when you, yeah, if you got power, you would grill a pimping. You, you punch Nate in the head. You started to told you where that outfit. I thought something shorter. Get out there. I know what's hot out. Get out there.

But yeah, that's, that's such a fucking nuts. I mean, imagine that you wake up in the morning. You're just in the hotel room with like three cracked out ladies. You're like, all right, ladies. Come on. What's going on? What's going on? What the fuck do you say? Yeah, you're going to have to slap a little. Yeah. I'm, I'm obsessed with, I keep hearing about figure row history. Figure row history. It's really in LA LA. It's, it's, apparently, there's just hundreds of like ladies

with their hines out. So it's, apparently, it's a whole scene. They just have the butts out. They have the butts out. More like everything's out. And these poor guys are just driving by and they, there's dudes that they can't stay off. They're there every day. They're there every single day. It's one of them. The Snoop Dogg GPS. Well, they're trying to avoid figure out. Oh, shit. It's, well, it's so funny because I like, I, again, this obviously sounds insane. But I,

I do, I want to see it so bad. I'm just curious what it looks like. That's all. I just want to see it. It's like next time in LA, I kept laughing. I was up with my whole family and I'm like, let's just take a

Weird route and drive by the cool.

have to be careful. Yeah. I won't. I won't go. Figure out a street. Fig. I don't think there was

butts out for me. Yeah. I bet those butts are, it's hot crosswalks. I bet those are tough hines.

There's a lot of tough hines. Yeah. But here's the thing. That's what I hear. I hear. It's like,

it's, it's not like lot lizards. Apparently, it's just a collection of true beauties. Really. Yeah.

That's, that's the whole problem. That would be an issue. It's true beauties. Sweethearts.

So you're saying there's sweethearts with their hines out on the street. Like hundreds of

apparently, if you go down there. Again, I've never seen it. I'm just literally dreaming it up from

what I hear. But that sounds insane. Who told you they're pretty? Well, the guys, the horny guys,

on some point. Yeah. Yeah. Some beautiful girls, man. Apparently, I mean, anything, apparently,

it's literally anything you can think of. They got it on the fig. But again, I would say stay away for sure. Yeah. You don't want to get down there. You don't want to get caught up with it. So I got it. I wish I'd stop watching software. And it's all, that's all I watch on the plane. I watch pimping reviews. I fly for two hours, watch 10 interviews of pimps. They get to San Jose and I'm like, all right, let me get this hour together. Yeah. I've brought it my brain with pimping material.

Well, I think we've done it. Let's do the Patreon. Goodbye, everybody.

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