Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Ep 635 - Podcaster's Union (feat. Kevin Ryan & H. Foley)

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- Wow, wow, Wes.

- Look at this. - Hey. - Hey. - We're here.

You guys hot, let me know if you're hot.

I can turn on the air. - No, I'm good. I love right away a lick. It's on you, go. - No, I'm well.

- I'm saying 'cause it was cool in here, but I knew when we'd enter, we were like negative ice cubes. - Very true. We've all warmed the space to do it again.

- We're like those heat rocks. Cook your steak on those. - The heat's wild down here. I don't know how you deal with it. I like the heat.

The cold is, I get like when this, but I don't feel a sun for like five months, I get real weird in my, I just, it's not good for me. - Ooh, I do, I get sad. - You laughing at my seasonal effects.

(laughing) - I'm a seasonal effect. - But I put him in these, look, I'm a survivor from it. - 40 years. - I'm just affected this order.

- I'm not laughing at it. I'm laughing at it. - You are someone who I admire in the sense of, you know what 100% is not good for you. You end a lot of sense with it.

That's just not good for me, you know what I mean. So, I respect it. - We're talking about boundaries. (laughing) - I respect it.

I like it.

- But never tried to draw a boundary.

I don't think it ever works. - I've never done one at it. (laughing) - It's so foreign to me. (laughing)

- It's so foreign to me. - I've tried, but I always take it back. Because usually it leaves my mouth and my dad never, I know. - You know what? I'm never gonna stand.

- I wouldn't know what one is. You know what I mean? You can say you're doing anything with these laying the bed where every you want. - Yeah, it's insane.

- Yeah, I prefer to stew. - Yeah. - Oh, I love you a crossover over my boundaries and I go fucking vulgar. - No respect at all for me.

I guess I'm a piece of shit and then I just, "Hey, how you doing?" (laughing) - That's my boundaries. - Hey, what's up?

You wanna get breakfast?

That's what I was doing with him this morning.

(laughing) We've worked on that a little bit. - I just swear that God did. We had a quiet flight down here. - Did you play?

- Yeah. - Well, haven't. - We're setting boundaries a little bit. - I'm just a sofa, I don't know what the kids like you do. 'Cause they're a leak in our organization.

There was like ASK about boundaries. (laughing) You guys got the fucking TMZ scoop. He's fucking, they don't look smart, but they're good.

(laughing) - Well, do you fair I watched you guys fight since like 2014. - That's right. - That's right.

- That's right. (laughing) - It's my secret. There's no clue. (laughing)

- I'll tell stupid, I am. - I'm like, "Man, these guys are good." - But you guys would fucking talk it to. (laughing) - But you know what, you see,

you know what I'm saying? Have each other in headlocks outside of the radio lounge? (laughing) - The enigma's going next. (laughing)

- It's funny, looking back on it was like the stuff we used to argue about was so cute and adorable. - It's so funny. - Yeah, it's serious, yeah.

- Yeah, do we see him? I'm like, it's so funny. I say that to him sometimes. He's like, "I don't want to fight again." He's argue over YouTube videos

that get a hundred views.

Like, of course, now that's what we're gonna fight.

- There's things that are gonna be tense now. - He's grown up a lot, I'll give him that. - That's nice. - He has grown up. (laughing)

- He kind of stinks as a hang. - But he's grown up a lot. - You're a real fucking dog, let me tell you. - I went the other way. - Really?

- It's crazy. I mean, he's crazy. - He's crazy. - You got the family, the kids, all that kind of stuff, he's got to prioritize just that, the other thing.

Things are mean more, and I'm living in Ian's basement. - You're the dog, you're the dog, and the family gets cheered in the crate. - Yeah, 'cause he keeps shit in everywhere. - We do it, it's like, do we pay $2,000 for fucking training?

That didn't take, we try and help him. - Fighting people at the park? - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, how do you guys coordinate that? It was me and Shane had the same thing.

I have a kid, he does it, but he's pretty gracious. - He's also fucking a millionaire. - He's fucking the one of the most famous comics on the planet. - Even more of the room. - I'm middle of the road, more of the reason.

- Walk, I don't know like I'm a movie star. - He got spotted by one of our boys at the airport. - Do you did? - Well, he's talking about him, he's saying he's trying to, he thinks he's very famous, and he really,

we start, I go, you are Johnny drama. - He is, I don't think I'm famous. I have an audience. (laughing) - Can I do a good performance this season?

- I'm tired, of course. - Of course, of course. - I know you haven't had that come to your head immensely. - Yes. (laughing)

- You have recognized that the airport. - No, he did it all. - I'm just kidding. - Oh my goodness. - Can I take a picture of it?

(laughing) - Guys, it can keep you getting in, he's like, no, no, no, no, no.

- We're just, what are we talking about on the planet?

- We're Colin Sawyer. No, there's a lot, no, when Colin Chamberlain Sawyer. - Oh, that's fucking rat. - Forget about it. - Dude, our boy, our main, our boy, Colin Chamberlain.

- He's on a road with us. - He's hippies boys, they bumps, you see, he really makes a lot of little jokes around you. - Oh, rat me in. - You really?

- Oh, forget about it. - Dude, rat, they know who Daddy is, he kiddin' me. They know who writes the checks. That's what you think, it is. - No, you're also a comedian, dude, he's walking around Delta.

He's walking around the terminal, he's got no luggage.

- Hold on a second, I sort of seen a young lady

losing Cleveland. - All right, I'm gonna go back and forth a little bit. - Yeah, yeah. - I had an audition coming up, I had the sides of my back pocket. I had checked my bag, it's like a Friday afternoon.

I'm flying up and clean. - All these details aside, he's walking around the fucking airport. With sunglasses on it, and a movie script that is back pocket. - And you're gonna sit there and tell me, you don't like being fucking recognized.

(laughing)

- And Howard can jump to this, he's talking to me

normal, hey, go to the distance. - He's insane. - Right? - Why would he talk to me? - He had a director's share, I was y'all.

(laughing) - I had a memorizing my life for a goddamn audition. - You didn't get, I turned a dance. - I didn't like, there you go. (laughing)

- Do my head hurts already.

- You gotta say no little bit boys, you don't understand?

You don't make a point anymore. - If you don't say no, yes, it's worthless. - Yeah, that's great. - That's good. (laughing)

- I'm done with auditions, I'll tell you that right now. - I did want to get into that very wall. So I did an audition, and I feel like I didn't want to be auditioned for it. - Anything, no Sammy, I did one audition,

and the only reason I did it because in this one instance, I happened to know through like a family connection that the producer was like loosely related to my family. So like, here we go. - On a depot baby, full depot baby.

(laughing) - Send me a little bit. - 'Cause someone is in your family training.

- 'Cause it's like three degrees of separation.

- Yeah. - But we met once. I might browse on to see my title. - Yep, it's a big week. (laughing)

- No, big week, what are you talking about? - Tell you're in the big leasing, I don't think leasing. (laughing) - Tell us the king who we read before. - I did not tell us the king.

- Did the one that just came out? - About the guy behind the door? - Yeah, forget. It was something, I got some, no no, maybe land man, there's one of those like constipated old men.

(laughing) - Those shows kind of rule those. - They do a little bit. - They do a little bit. - Nice.

Yellowstone was awesome. - Yellowstone was awesome. - Although if you watch it on TV, they should they edit it out on network television, I thought, ruin the show.

- Yeah. - Yeah. - I just watched it on YouTube shorts. - Yeah. (laughing)

The big guy in the hot red head. It's all I see him throwing a snake. You're fucking banging his wife. - So are you going for Tulsi kings? - No, I read for Tulsi kings,

like fat guy behind the door. - Yeah. - Yeah, I'm not doing anything. Then I go back to Ian's place. And Ian got the same audition.

- What? - Yeah, I'm like, what do we do in here? - He's got a cool, the fuck outta here with Dishon. - Yeah, I don't know. They're for 15 or bucks. (laughing)

- There you go. - No, I don't understand, dude. - I get scripts every now and again. It's like-- - He's also broke for the record. - He's super broke.

- Really? - Oh yeah. - It happens. - Every great artist, man. - That's what I see here.

- Yeah. - You know what I'll help him do? - We're movie scripts in the background. (laughing) - We're like this.

- We're talking about not focusin' on the right thing. - We're focusin' on the right thing. What are you talking?

- So you guys, that's why you guys had a silent ride

'cause you were just peeping what he was up to when he used to be police. - Yeah, there was the latest incident is-- - This is funny 'cause you guys are getting the fucking T and T. - And what are you talking about this?

- Yeah, I mean, it's embarrassing for you for sure. If you want to talk about it. - It's funny, I don't see it like that to be honest with you. That's my part of my son who did what you did. I would assume so.

- I've always stepped on the corporate credit card a little bit.

- I don't know how to stop it. - A little bit is a drastic statement, I feel-- - Really? But you can write that off. - That's what I said.

(laughing) - What are we doin' here? - You're gettin' ahead of next year's taxes. - You're gonna head of it, man, raise it up. (laughing)

- But it was taken from me like my badge of my gun. (laughing) - Which I'm okay with. I'm gonna write with it. I said, I think I didn't, I didn't, I didn't,

I didn't, I didn't. - I didn't, I didn't. - You look like my response on the first thing when you were like, "Hey, this is whatever." I thought I was very hand up like,

"Hey, no problem, whatever you need. I wanna do that." - Sure, yeah, that was just like, "Hey, man." - He's got me, you know. (laughing)

- The right, the right. (laughing) (laughing) - Thanks, bro. - 70.

- What the fuck? - What are we in? - Fucking Fort Myers. (laughing) - You're a millionaire.

She'd be like, "56 and is joint." (laughing) - What are you guys doing? - Dude, you're working on these can- - This guy came in cold.

- Is that what it is? - My plans, I'll give you a half of my plans. - What is that, by the way? - We're dendroomers. - You didn't even know the name of the name.

- You know the name of the name. - Oh, my stare, that's what it is. - Oh, card job, where'd you go? - You say it's wealthy? - That's a little sad, looking.

- Well, yeah, I haven't been here in a couple weeks, so I have a money tree in my old apartment. - Do you really? - Seven years, yeah. - You don't get it, it's nice.

- I do like those things.

- Yeah, it's the only thing I've ever really taken care

for a long time. Oh, my ex-wife's got it. - And they did it paid off, you had the card. (laughing) - The card for a little while, all right.

But I feel like if that thing dies, I'm fucked. - That's what it's money tree broth was. (laughing) - This is a company phone.

- I would say that. - Come on, what are you talking about? - What was the damage? That was a damage. - Well, we don't need to get it to the next stage.

(laughing) - So it's taken. - It was no, I did not take it. I said, hey, man, we need to reassess the current situation with the, with the AMX.

- Which was actually very nice. He's been very cool about everything. - Yeah. - To be honest with you. - Yes, father.

- It's a great hang, but there's a hang.

It's crazy.

- Very stern, but when I think about it,

I'm like, sorry.

- I go, hey man, this is a business partner.

We need to reassess, this is a problem. - Which I said, okay, no problem. - We need to reassess it. - You said turn your card, and I said. - No, I said I feel better if you didn't have the card.

And I think that's fair. - I think that's fair. - I'm completely on my own now. - You've lost, which, which I've actually liked. (laughing)

I'm in the middle of recovery, all that stuff. - You're going to be on my own. - Oh my god. - It's like that was the last straw. - Yeah.

- Yes, it was like, you know, it was like a lot. It was, you know, it was more money than I made in 2019. He spent in the last 30 days.

- Which is funny, you never checked to see if there was any

- Bad economy. - Any identity theft or anything on that. - That's true, it's just like a lot. - Could've made some suspicious suspicions. - Well, it's funny 'cause like,

Alex is pretty detailed with the charges. - So, yeah. - Sounds like suspicious activities. - I think it does, yeah. - Unless someone--

- Well, we were in a car that flew out the cleave when a bunch to see your girlfriend. (laughing) - I never put anything on. I never put a flight on that car.

- You put six flights on the car. - Really? - Yes. - Oh fuck, I didn't-- - First class?

- You feel fuck, what do you mean you did not know that?

- I didn't know that. - Broncar. - Isn't that crazy? - Broncar. - Yeah, Broncar.

- Hand up, Broncar. - Hand up on that. I give you that right now. - Oh, look, guys, you're going to give me that. You believe that good guy like this is going to give me that.

- I got you. (laughing) - Holy shit, why don't you just say that from the beginning? They're wouldn't have been the contentious conversation. - I think you were awesome about it.

And I apologize. - I think we're moving forward and we're great. - Yeah, true. - Pods of the biggest has ever been. We're back in our flow.

We're doing great. Get the special comment down. - I'm talking about you. - Shoutout. - American garbage on the YouTube channel.

- Hell yeah. - They're going to pay for the big man's AMX bill. (laughing) - To the board, tire season three was big hit. - There you go.

- Yeah, we're doing it right here. We're doing it right here. - That's awesome. - Yeah, don't worry about it. (laughing)

- Yeah, so it's, yeah, there's been a-- - There's some boundaries that we're-- - Yeah, that's a boundary. - It's just hay. - Yeah.

- You know, you've kind of proven you can't be, you know, and trust it. Listen, I don't know if anybody from you are, he used the car. - It's kind of financially dominating you right now.

- It's kind of kick. - Finn Dom. (laughing) - Oh, I'm kippied Dom. - Don't let's get him to do it.

- I thought about that a little bit. - I thought about that a little bit. like, you know, like, what are you talking about? We're doing, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we,

Dude, I just go I go dude you had zero responsibility. I got I would do we built this spaceship together I'm I can I'm captain like I got the you know I wait I got it from the business standpoint a lot of overhead Yeah, yeah, yeah, the MX bill dude. It's more that the MX bill. Well, that's that's far to over it I don't know

The fact you guys are pushing through and just continue to create so what's important? I think so of of of course

We're not stupid. Yeah, I mean true. Yeah, that a good thing going like we were talking about before I mean I also roll in a crazy from the raven here. We here with a fuck. We are I mean Everyone you retards, right? You all came through there at some point. Cassidy was running it that six was running it whatever Oh, you lived you moved into my house

Damn yeah, let's go. So we started on a good idea. I was banging your sister for a little bit She's 14. That's a little weird. She has 10 years Bitch, they they're even so for sale. You guys I saw I was thinking about playing it, but we spent all of our money I don't own the MX I

Never did anything More big purchases or anything like that get any we talk it's original owner. Are you selling it right now? I don't know I know it was up for I walked by or something Someone said a picture of like it's up for sale. Right, which the heartness or like the nostalgia is we want to do it But then you're like what are we talking about? Yeah, it's not to have to be Corey Maddie each other in the rain

We're in every 20 years, what are you not what are you crazy just for fun, honestly Yeah, it's really just for fun No, they're due to the that I remember the raven starting out was for real like the best Like it was like you guys ran it to where like if you did bad you were off like it the fuck out of here I

They like go of all that and everything is crap right. Yeah, well, that was like, you know They were running of when I when I when I first started you guys were all kind of there when I came in and I was I was like, oh, this is I remember seeing like McEver and Pope and being like these have been too funny. It's like I'm like these are like Famous level guys like I remember going like if I could be half that funny

Maybe that would be cool one day when we always knew they were better than us

So we would put them on at the end of the showcase Like have fucking McEver host

Close out with 20 minutes of fucking fact guy material and a fucking blazer.

It's very McEver

I remember when McEver hurt when I first saw them and I'm gonna be like damn this guy's funny as fuck

I feel like you would go up and it was like kind of funny. You know, we're like who funny?

You know like oh there's first people are trying dude first half was like I remember like the polish of him and Tommy And I'm like oh, this is these guys are fucking locked me in remember first half at the raven was like varsity level I remember being so excited to sling like four minutes first half on the raven and then you'd bomb like it back to the second It'd be like did we ever hear that when I do Jerry here. That's for fucking ruin me

I'm all perked up First night They don't get we didn't give a fuck first night. I go up blind lock. Do pretty well. Yeah I'm like fucking all right. I go back to next week. Someone it went like it would have been you somebody was like supposed to It was somebody more on a G somebody more established was supposed to close up

But they weren't in the room. So he I see him darken around you know, and he's like come here You did good last week. I need one out of your right now. I'll pop fish Get up in fucking, you know scratching his neck and shit all I'm like yeah, and now and I'm like this is yeah, this is how I saw it in my head I walked in. I'm the funny. Okay. I get the guy on the motherfuck

Kid is here. Let's go And I'm like stories about me. Yeah, I'm like this is what you see in movies. This is my moment He'll be in always back Like Elvis in his manager He has scripted his pocket. Oh, I'm like this is it dude. Let's go and you fucking blew it

Which you're shitty fucking banana Republic jacket on your fat head bad air cut Look at it run you on a town But I need a right home Getting your next week he yeah taking money out of his pocket like lefty for both very How many works I wrote a new five minutes that dude and I'm so I went up with a brand new five minutes and I do

I see turned his back this After about 45 seconds of meat. I'm like pulling on the cord and I'm all there Out of the room, but Yoda when Luke left the fucking jungle planet Can't boy was our last help

Another I've been trying to get through the brewful back ever since I remember right I did

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A long time ago. I did one of the Philly's funniest like the very first time I competed Made it to the finals. He did this fun. Yeah, I'm all right made it to the finals and I was like holy shit This is it. I remember my family was there and they're like you're not gonna do the same shit you did before and I was like No, and I just did all new stuff and bombed in the finals. I was like Yeah, it's crazy it's a clock. No, I'm gonna get you guys with the new five check this out

I remember it. I mean, I did the semi finals of Philly's funniest Tommy. I think it might have already gotten new faces

Or he'd wanted and he was hosting and he looked at me and we hadn't we were only talking that much at that time And he's like big smile before you go out there and I still think about that and I go out of state big smile I was the the point where he gave me When he pulled his dick out and was like you see this thing Yeah, we can we fucking say we get a backup alone

Never did cook with Tommy poop. There you go. Yeah. I got that going from it. That's great

Anyway, sir. That's okay. I got that going So we have boundaries now. No, we're just it's listen, you know to take we're different people for when we started the show

You know, it's crazy, you know, one of us one chose left one chose right we'r...

You're right. I did I'm sorry

I made the choices like you look at you any ins basement I That's all I got to do I just got a sit back played a victim He says something mean it all somebody think of nobody think of the victim And any sort of unity check to you guys

There's a blood bath over on Patriot. We're getting really a little bit Come back there. It's true Fucking around he's been saying that for four years. I lost a hundred people. I look good. Yeah

That's what I'm saying so Hollywood cares about looking good. That's something the other day on the patriotic is we're like trying to like

Hey, man just maybe you know focus a little bit here that you're doing you're making it dude. He's in recovery

You know we're meeting staring where how long have you been in recovery for the last time our relapses was March six here

We're back to the scene of the crime. Yeah, that's why it's a quick in and out trip true Austin gets people though. I've heard all something about it apparently. Isn't New York L.A. Puzzle man So he's like him. You go back to L.A. I'm like it's not L.A. It's him Which we just went to L.A. It was great and did here and was great You know, that's good man. I'm happy for you. That's really. Yeah, no, so he's obviously you know all jokes size you know

I He's making great strides is that's obviously very I got a man. I look good. I got the white great Well, the other day on the patient he goes so all's I needed to do was focus on getting better looking and we're like That's what you took from there. It's our intervention S-convers he goes toward which he goes He goes no I need to continue. I just need to continue get good look in it. It looks maximum body's man

He's right Comeicular I gotta get one of those English actresses. Is that you lost a hundred like 120 They started at 4.35. I'm What we know about it could have been

Damn, that's fucking wild man. Yeah, that's it. That sounds didn't really do much just puke it up and whatever

Got no bone marrow left. Those will claim that the guy from subway claim that that's what made him pedophile

I said he lost so much weight that all that like craving just got well That's kind of where that they say that with zephound. They say they're like with the GLP ones Yeah, you're not here in the like you have some sort of addiction. It was food at some point and then like when you lose all this weight And you don't fill it with whatever or kind of correct something something you know the drugs come back a lot of people Relapse on alcohol and stuff like that. Yeah, I'll give them that but it takes away the addiction to lose the weight

You know what I mean? Yeah, that makes sense And since I'm in recovery and learning this stuff, it's actually working out a little bit but it takes away the addiction. I have a food addiction For sure. I have a weird relationship with food So it was like just you know, it's right exercise a lot of kind of stuff I need to take that away and take that away. Yeah, you know, they mean it numbs out a little bit. Yeah, and then yeah

I've heard that before. I remember there was those articles where it's like GLP ones block the signal for love It's like yeah, so it was you know, just be Or two I've got that to I'm in sexy love that a clean relationship like that really. Yeah. Yeah The manager. I got it all in full. Yeah, I wouldn't know what real love is to be asked with it Okay, fair enough

Wait a little too far It's a comedy fuck, is right? Whatever, I'm sure about the guy named credit card. Yeah, I feel yeah, I feel you on that. Thanks, big dog Yeah, my heart froze a long time ago Yeah, really did

Cold cold ass mother. I'm just a cold ass mother fucker bro. You're good dad. Yeah, I love your wife

Well, it's a good husband good husband good husband. Yeah, God. Yeah, we always were a little cold though

Get out of like a cold. It's a cardio kind of way. I'm a little cold. I just cold. How much cold? He's an operator

He's level one operator. I never gotten the whole with him. He wouldn't let it. What does anything can ever go on the book with the custer?

Sure, right there no longer on the book Call it up then we should drop him off in some weird neighborhood Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you might want to abandon field Yeah, that was like that was my West Philly house and me and caught him or like he's just crazy This guy is fucking crazy. What's funny is cotton? Well, I wasn't far from him. Yeah, he was a little further west

I think cotton was one who showed me the blue moon motel You ever see that place? No, she didn't tell you dude. It's uh I remember I was dropping him off and like he pointed it out and I was like, you know what the fuck I always see it I'm like, what is that place? Oh, oh, dude. It's like an festive with prostitutes I don't know if it's still there anymore, but right on like 50 something in West Philly

It's this like that was on the MX bill Too far but I said it come up as expedient dude. It's right I don't I don't know if it I want to see if it's still an air shivago It's just it's one of those places. It's in like a you know a pretty depressed neighborhood It's in like the middle of the hood, but then there's just bright blue building

It says the blue moon motel and it's just we had their out there dude the walkers are out there

It's it's like yeah, I don't walk her guy.

That's tough stuff. Sure

It's shut down. There was uh, so my my dad and his brothers all worked in Chester for a long time

Right, they would drive in and there was the little there was ladies that would just stand there like this in the morning That was like the price five bucks He was cracked as hold up their hand five bucks for you got to know your value. Yeah, it's like me in acting Not auditioned obviously. Yeah, you're going straight to the table straight to the table I'm talking off right. Yeah, I'm on the street

Some of those you see those tree works you're like fucking how do you shit? What are you doing? Yeah, and you like the party and you're fun

You're crazy. I'm a value in yourself. You just start you should get behind one of them, man. So I'm talking about them

We're more something behind every Hallie Berry. There's a Tyler Perry. No, I'm saying. I'm talking to you Is that a thing? You just come up with that. That's now I saw it on a pimping interview on top of it See I couldn't do it. I'm not tough enough. I'll be wait. Yeah, I would be those who's walk alone. Yeah, I remember how it's turned He's who she'd walk I

Take the day off. All right

And Howard certain one time just guy called in when like down the one whatever his name was. You know that guy's Yeah, boy, Bishop down on. Yeah, and he was like Dude fucking you are tapped into the pimping world Unfortunately, I'm right now. You know it's government name Bishop down on bad. What is it magic Bishop down on? Yeah, I'm like that. He had to do that was crazy

He was just like an actual pimping like kind of got pushed to the front of pop culture for like two years Yeah, they were they were up. He was in old school and shit. They're making a comeback They're starting to try to make it a little bit of a comeback, right? Pips yeah, pimps really real pimps I'm not my real pimps. Hey, you don't need it. Like straight level. Because they don't only fan saying they they get kind of pimped out Yeah, the girl only fan saying dude. You know the only fan saying a parent so you get you get a manager and then you record a ton of content for a year

And then you just stop yeah, and then you just have this like a copy of content It's just yeah, they're making it happen And then it's just Lithuanian dudes a team of Lithuanian guys talking to guys jerking off and they're like Sitting somewhere. Probably is getting like their ass kicked by like a Russian guy Sad you want them to enjoy it and do what they want all that stuff

Yeah, well, it's weird the weird thing about I like We're thinking about like pimping that I've like Well, there is a courtship element to it. So like it is a business transaction, but as a pimped the way you get your hose You're almost courting them because you're gonna control all their money. Yeah. It's so stupid

Yeah, yeah, so you have to go like hey, I'm gonna come in like we're friends

I'm gonna let me take care of you and then it's like then it turns and it's like this is now Yeah, it's a different relationship. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know like that's if you're really pimpin So if you're that's if you're beating them up and feeding them drugs getting your hair Magic what Don Juan says, it's all about About love really yeah, good for him. I love gonna be able to lay the pipe with that shit though

Yeah, yeah I'm out of the draft for sure. I need dick mother baby yelling back at me. You look at me now You're like I'm like you're gonna do what I say Like you almost done I'm like yeah, I'm almost done Hold on, thank you so much

It's such a weird element to it where it's like you think it's like purely transactional, but it's like it's all about like how you dress and your flash and Then you get them and then you know there's just your bitch. It's too much anxiety for me Yeah, it's crazy. You'd imagine Having not one woman you were like completely psychologically dominating and abusing, but like seven

And then you have to organize all of them and they're together in hotel rooms. All right, listen up ladies. Yeah, here's the game plan for you guys

It meals and shit like that shower I'd be worried they're gonna like unionize and shit Brutal I'd be basis on them I remember hearing that Walmart had like a team a private shit like they had like a team or like if somebody we learned it in business and in college That like if there was a talks of a union at a local store like the manager had to pick up the phone call 1-800 like no unions

And the team would assemble they'd hop on a fucking private jet and fly there that night that day and start fucking Boston it up Go and who's doing what who's doing look at the fuck out of here. Dang crazy shit Yes, yeah, I know there was a coffee shop in Philly where the Paristas threatened to unionize and the guy just shut down every single one of his coffee shops and like fuck you guys He's like, do you have a dad the what to unionize or whatever the fuck doesn't Starbucks should I do that?

I think they try to but it's just you know Yeah, my family we You know, my everybody has been union construction from Philly Philly still I think there's only eight cities It's still like trade union. Yeah. Yeah. It's like Chicago, you know, there's not that Philly's a big union Billy's a big union proud town. I had all the men in my family

The cops fireman are fucking union carpenters. Yeah. There's so it's like it's really good

For the worker. It's not always fantastic for the it's very expensive for that for the business

For like a labor sweep and up.

Yeah, it's literally like 500 bucks it cost you like I think to have like a union plumber like union pipe fitter

Like year it's like minimum 200 and something they cost you yeah, you have to like pay all their benefits all their union do's all

No, I've seen both sides of it too because I he was always I work non union and then

I remember my dad they were doing demolition. They started getting jobs like in the city So they were like you guys got to be a union. Yeah, but then yeah, so you got to like do that a little bit But then you could do non union stuff on the side and they were like hey, what are those doing this? Crazy, yeah, let's sneak in the guacamole guys and yeah, they show them the life If you're through for your rooms are cleared out the guys are the fuck

It's such a fun they'll come out You need like 10 more guys do they send the business a the business and shows if you're like working in Jersey It's like you're allowed one guy with them for every one you bring over you got to bring one of their guy Well, they'll be like it looks like a lot of work. You know, it's always a six stereotypically some fat Italian guy who gets out of her cattle And my dad would be like I'll fist fight you in this app parking lot, but I want to present at the top my dad

That's the rule number one of my dad goes he though the walk is this one guy walked in sort of yelling on the job side My dad goes I talked to that side. Yeah, I got go whoa whoa. What he goes? Yeah

First yelling this much. We're just gonna fight in this part. Yeah, like if nobody yells this much and doesn't want to fight

And they're like now We just want to wait to talk about it. It's be reasonable

He's like now. He's like for moving from his audience. That's how you find out what tough guy is and I was like your crazy

That'll do the construction. It's like it is a huge pissing contest Yeah, it was back in the day. It was very kind of mobbed up if you Well, they would come on a car hydraulic lines and like break your short and then if you like the coax cable shit like that Yeah, it would fuck you up if you put like there was a time probably like the 80s and I if you use like the Non-union guys to install the windows. I'm like your storefronts

They would drive a fucking car right through it Dude the and then they have the rat they have the big blow-up rat. Yeah, and they love the rat. I do like the rat I love the rat. I'm a rat do my what do we do my uncle George wasn't my uncle? But on my holy can mean my first holy communion party He had he had the rat outfit. Oh, like he was like a

Dye hard union He's getting ready to go or say I don't know it was in the trunk. He had no, I think about it was a white Cadillac No, he had a clown on fit so he dressed like a rat first community showed up on the commune and we were like yeah Like doing it ever telling you friends Kevin. Yeah, it was crazy

I think it back. I'm like, do we are just pure bags. I still I remember it every time I drive by the rat and all the guys in out there

It's a love driving by him. They get to work. You fuck. Yeah, you fuck you get to work You fucking bombs. I mean I worked for a minute right in the world for a while the 50s. It was good I mean, I think you know, but there's love for Las Vegas. I think the other the other side of the coin from like a business Understand point is like well, I'm paying for this guy to drive around and a fucking Cadillac. It's like good You know, I've again. It's like it is a nice thing when there was like factory fires and we were just like

Next like you're not fucking leaving until it that was bad It is what I've seen is like it's very good, but then you get like a bunch of like electricians They come in everyone's making like you know, whatever $250, $450, $500 a day Friday they come in they work from like seven to nine to get coffee for 30 minutes coffee break They go to get lunch and they get hammered for three hours and they come back a Friday like all right

Yeah, early quits do this wrap it up Do we used to have a scene in my family's going if it ain't the dumb by noon all Friday He didn't fucking rap that's Monday's problem dog go get a suitcase of beers. Yeah, you see like 10 electricians come in faces bright red Big yellow mojo cuz yeah, mojo cuz I used to we used to have to give this guy a fucking one of the one of our plumbers

I let him use my car my like 2005 mercury Montego cuz like it was always

And they do he would just drive it and come in all fucked up. I'd be like he'd like let me take your call I'm like I'll use the truck you take my car the job site. I'll meet you like in there We'll swap it out Do every time there'd be just like beer bottles in my back see and I'd like do I be like driving home later that day and like you're just clinking and I'm like There was you in construction worker in like you don't one day. There was a perk on that there was just a yellow school bus on the driver's seat

I'm like dude you can't be doing this, which is why when you think about it the credit card thing isn't that big of a deal From a drug addict to another than show that right gentlemen The lesser of two evil Don't make me get the rat. I'll put the rat for the studio The rat your charges were significantly more than a DUI would have caused me an open container

I decided to easily take that Yeah, that is except you get shit whenever you're like, oh, if you look is everyone's like Yeah, you knew's a great. It's like it is a nice thing The reality of it and you're like, I'd be kind of pissed if ever if half my workforce that I was paying So much we're hammered and leaving

But there's also a really good guy. Like you know if you're like a really good guy

It's you know if you're a really good worker those guys

Get a job and then keep it starting the room for 15 or they go start on the start of non-unit company

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Remember when they tore down the old porn theater and feeling a collapse in like Kilt somebody?

What was the name of that? Oh, there was a porn theater right off. Fucking non-union dickheads probably in there

Definitely was yeah But they they pulled on and just collapsed and like Kilt might there was a we were working on the building Next to it and it was like four or five story building and they cut the supports out because they wanted to build like six more stories on top of it So they had like the horn they had the this massive fucking like electrical power box or the circuit box Whatever's I'm now I'm so I'm like a fucking poser

electrical band Yeah Industrial electrical panel with like the thick copper bus bars, it's not even wires. It's just these hunks of copper And one of the one of the fucking apparently one of the I-bused Finus came by late at night and tried to break it like to cut it out to take the copper

It was still alive It was like 10,000 it was like drastically park fence well He got for just launched across the basement. That's odd got up and just walked out Oh no shit cut the power for the whole building Dude, it was dark candy was fine

I've worked with I've been on the job site with construct with the electricians and they're just like earned and also not electricians who are like I'm like you know something let's call the fucking electrician because I'm like said they were a plumber who knows how to do like You know put in a fucking I don't know I put into a PVC by put a fucking team there like and he's like

I think it's dead and I'm like we've been working on like a fucking gin artis or someone like well, let's just walk back to the panel

And see it's all he goes up and short and then he's like sit there with like bolt colors. I don't like dude I don't know I don't know how electricity works and he's like Paris on glass and dude He's the multiple times shout out to Pete. He looked back and me and go she gave my boots to my wife and a clock and I'm like Dude, I was I was working for electrician for a while and we were in this building and you know, it's like a

Like a three story building with a bunch of different things. I have like a Dermatologist and one side all these different businesses. We were taking out one, but the I guess the electric electricity was like kind of Connected in these two suites So I was we're doing electrical demo or just pulling the wires out and I had these little I just so happened to draw like the little shitty Snips that day so I had these little insulated snip so I cut I could only cut half the wire at a time

So I cut through this like thick that metal like MC wire I cut half of that and I just see a blue current going through and I go Oh, because if you don't you can't snip one at a time because if you don't connect the circuit whatever

I didn't know any of this.

I clip the white one and I see like a little circuit just kind of going on Man, that's weird. So I go to get my form and I'm like, oh dude I think there's a I think this is still hot and he was like Probably left over from like when we cut it off and I was like quit being a pussy because he was like Electricity there's just like left left over electricity that's all or sitting up on

And that's what's funny. It's from yesterday. He's a phantom charge ball lightning

Don't worry about it

So I luckily I'm up on a ladder and the insult they're insulated. Thank God. I never it's I would have got cooked

So then I go I cut it because boom blow it puts a hole in the metal blows the insulated Snips was a big hole They go flying across the thing power goes out. There was a there was a plastic surgeon in there They lost power too. He looks at me and goes This didn't happen. I'm like we're the only people in here. Dude. I think it had been and we need to figure it out now Get one of the what I'm all in case

That was they like they were apparently made procedure and they lost power. Yeah, and he was like this didn't happen I'm like no, this is a problem dude. You have to deal with this right now Well fuck that I would have walked away That was a credit card done and dipped dude. I would have gotten if I had non-insulated I would have gotten thrown off a ladder. I would have fried that was always the worst of like fuck

I just would fuck up. I'm an idiot, so I just fuck up shit on the job. You know, I do stuff wrong

And I forget I might did they say do this or do that? It was always my dad was my boss

You had to ask questions third question to your dad's no more shabby Okay, what I fucking tell you Read the blueprints but I can't Dude, I don't know the scale That's the way that's the way he is now with the podcast

Fucking blueprints dude. Go to my truck on the third panel. There's a blah blah blah I'm like okay back there's a fuck fuck. Fuck is it fuck down back dad? I couldn't find the request He's like we'd be on the roof put in fucking units and he'd like run downstairs and get my fucking channel locks And my 70 teens fucking wanky dudes So I got to walk across the roof of this fucking warehouse climb down get like four ladders

I get the out of the truck and I go I can't find it I could have find a wanky dudes, you know, and he's like the bucket right next to the other one Jesus Christ

Remember hand in a contract or the drill the wrong way like hand in it to him like yeah

Fuck you You're pretty good. I do remember though, because I grew up working on construction sites

I never advance from like basic helper. Yeah, I would do I get a whole dish

Oh, it's my free shit to get hold of light. We used the term. I use a good extra set of hands. Yeah, I was a good extra My dad would hit me with these like I need you from the neck down today. That's all just carry shit Why don't we do this? He would just go. It's good. Hey, man turn it off. I need you from here down We say I said one time I've been trying to set that up for you. You you just refuse to do it. I keep go and I do my dad would go

I go I would do something I go. I saw it and he goes I'm not paying you to think I'm not in a thinking role I'm in a carry and shit roll. I'm not here to fucking refine the process Just here to carry shit That's it. Yeah, that was it. It was your I was a pure body the height of my accomplishments was we were setting units on it

I was doing shit that I shouldn't have been doing legally Union tray everything wise. Yeah, and we were like a two-man crew trying to set units with a crane on a fucking building And my dad's got to set the temple my dad My dad's set and no or whatever who's running the crane the crane guy, but they pull up they go. Hey, they're here Like we're gonna go, that's like a cement truck to like dude. I got seven more. Yeah, let's go. I'm not we're not this isn't like

They're like $5,000 Yeah, let's go So my dad goes you got a fucking because you couldn't see he had to go. We had to go like 20 feet in and my dad had to We're you giving the signals all to talk about Third base. That you really do yeah, dude up down whole and I'm like that was me being called

You couldn't tell me shit as at the bar of my boys that they got a we're on it off Yeah, it was nothing better than being a boy and being like Hold hold and someone that's operator Hold I'll be in point on a seal team do the last and tap it on the back of a truck to let them know they're on good You load it up

You're good guy So it's like sending someone off in an ambulance yelling at somebody they're back up a little more like come on You got three feet when you know how much they got you get up to you guy Say stuff Yeah, that's all I just want to be in the I don't want to be doing this shit. I just want to talk to you. It's so fun

Yeah, it's so fucking fun.

Six hot dogs at like 11 o'clock standard diet in the middle of winter

Dude my dad's a truck for a half an hour listening to K white W. He's been hitting lunch

He's been out for lunch. Do you say to pizza for lunch for like 45 years crazy? I get a ice cream on the way home Childs and lunches and then would work yeah wouldn't affect them. He's got this beer type 2 diabetes I'd have half a tasty kick. I'd be fucking done And I'll see you guys on Monday Fuck that

So yeah construction is it was the funniest funniest way to like work is a child because then I tried to like I went to college And I went to an office finally for the first time and I was ever remember being in an office I was in like I shared with one guy and I was coming back from like the weekend and being like dude So I got my fucking head this and the lady boss came in and I was like whoa Excuse me, should you cannot be talking like this or what did you see you got it? I was talking about getting head

I was in the office, but yeah, so I got a little afraid of the wild one this weekend What do boys do I probably wasn't even trying to be funny. I was just talking about getting my dick suck like It's the first thing in the morning. I got a recap any sexual contact. I'm doing this and I'm gonna be racist after this For a little bit

The lady was like excuse. I never worked with a woman. She was like excuse me. And I was like whoa, what's up? It's up to it's me dry-o-week

You dry-o-week and how did you just fucking proud of that?

It's what he's doing on your off-dead driver lunch truck I've real I would do all boys high school, and then I worked only with guys You scank so if we could we get up Dude, I left my family's company. I could meet my brother were fighting. I was just like I got it I'm like you know, and I just started fist fighting like yeah by monthly and I'm like this is too much pressure

Like there's no money. We haven't done that the business was the business was tank Like everything was just going bay was tough. I got to get the fuck out of here So I went and I got an office job at a law firm just like doing a counting yeah of entry level like fucking $12 an hour And I remember having to wait to stand in line to clock out like we couldn't clock out till five o'clock And we were all like lined up at four fifty nine and they came and they go everybody sit down until five no lining up

I remember texting my brother like dude. This don't you gotta stay the course We're not waiting line kind of guys. You know what I mean? No, I that was my dad's whole thing He was like go to school you work where there's air conditioning Dude like that said the same thing. That only life goal is the M.E.A.C. Yeah 70 near what the fuck you forgot your roots

Guys, we're about to play it's dude This is only life advice is like bro working air conditioning. Yeah, I remember my dad giving us a speech of like you know Somebody wanted to go take another one of our guys wanted to take out of like an offer They'd go to another job because I don't know why you want to go out there They're breaking ground. You're doing that shit in the winter. Don't let you in the summer

We work in super market like we were like it's hot. It's hot. It's cold. It's hot

During the winter. It's cold during the summer. What more do you need?

But you got lunch right there. The devil. He's right. He's completely right. He's locked in for a guy who's like I'm gonna be all right. I'm a pipe fitter. Yeah, I'm 18. I'm a pipe fitter. What lane do I want to go in? Yeah, it's like find a place where you're working inside not working it's like air conditioning Get your dick stuck down to shore. It's go beautiful early quits on Friday I remember it's so funny. I'm like thinking of it like it's boyhood. I was like 26 working for my day

Yeah, outside and it was we I had the like the full-bodied car heart with like hat gloves I was you shit had all the warm gear. I could possibly get we'd get there and it's still be dark in the morning And I would just be cold. Yeah, it just a date wasn't enough. So I would just be like

For like three and then the sun would finally like come up

But I'd be like oh, yeah, you're lips are all chapters in dry shit That acceptance of like I'm just like this is my reality for the next six out This is just I'm just gonna be cold. Do we would sleep and we we do overnight so we go to we you know We'd have to be there tan at PM and then work over and I like digging you know We'd have to cut the fucking floor out of a supermarket dig expose the fucking main

Cut the main tie in and you as you're there. You'd hope the fucking the night crew who's there stocking shells would somebody would take a shit And then you'd be in a hole and the fucking turd would just come down like this fuck So you make the tie in you make the tie and you'd be six feet down in a hole and someone's like flush Six out of the anger native and then we'd like sleep in the car waiting for the fucking inspector to come Yeah, in a warm truck K-Y-W-W playing. Yeah, it's not snow shovel was the best

You dude is made my step dad was driving the plow

I was in the middle my brother was to the right. It was the first time he let me crank heaters in front of him

Dude the three of us and like a nineteen eighty nine fucking I think it was like a bronco

Yeah, and just crushing heaters. Yeah, we survived the plow. Mm-hmm I never drove now I was out of shovel but you were a surgeon when they did it was also he was it was all it was high school So in the depending on how much if it was over a foot of snow you would get like a emergency or extended release Yes, you would get like and we get like 20 bucks an hour

Yeah, and we would just be out on night the the guy would come just drop mgd in the snow So we keep here's cold in the snow So we just give us beers and we would just smoke weed and drink beer and just shovel of condominium complexes and it was just like and then in the end We'd lay in a house and his eat pizza and get so high and this is best best hot chat. I just made fucking four hundred dollars Yeah, I'm gonna blow it in two hours

You're not even on kids. I got a QP on the way Finally get a QP Yeah, amazing The second your boys could get a QP. I was like you you had another another level of adulthood You said this yesterday which finally sunk into me. I spent every dollar ever made in my life. That's crazy

He's been working like a you've been working for 40 years. So I don't know you haven't seen the one Kind of that's a hundred percent efficiency. Hey, you're all right That's like you've the economy fucking Your man in the people listen you kids out there She's kids proud. I wasn't a win. That's these kids proud. They don't want to spend money. That's a problem. Yeah, you got to spend

Yeah, you got to spend money to make money. You got to spend four million dollars That's what it is. No You want to eat four bedroom colonial four point five million dollars. You're parents The house is houses due to houses are crazy

Crazy if you want to get a house like when we were looking outside of Philly and like the suburbs of Philadelphia

Forget it every fucking house was a million to million dollars a million dollars Fuck that I was like, but it's insane. I mean, it's like obviously not every single house, but like When you get to the point where you're like, okay, if I want this size and like The kind of this okay, even like okay is condition. Dude. I remember here in a house for six hundred grand and being like

It's a mansion. Yeah, six hundred grand now. What if it starts? Start a cat that they're nice. Yeah, I've never my dad's house

What do you say go to Venezuela? Sort of women respect men more. They're running. Yeah, yeah Trad was true. Yeah, you come past what bros But yeah, it's yeah the housing market's fucking crazy and I've heard there's so many baby boomers that we have a housing Market set up for like a population that's eventually going to dip off so we're gonna we're gonna have actually have a way more houses than we need

Nice, they don't want to give them up. No, no now. There's a premium. Oh, yeah Now's a premium, but when all the baby boomers croaked, there's gonna be like a surplus is the population's on a dip That was that's well, I thought the baby didn't the baby members have kids so it's like They're not happy. They had less kids and they had and we had less kids and they had yeah Yeah, I don't that's that's above my pay grade. I'm a I'm an extra set of hands. Dude. Yeah

I know I'm a little bit that guy. I think people fill in those houses. Oh for sure. I think we'll get people coming in

Yeah, I don't know that that's that's that's kind of any sort of macro level issue Yeah, I can't wrap my head around. No, it's pretty tough. I just like got myself on a budget And I'm like the proudest I've ever been like genuinely. I'm like this is crazy. I just don't think in my bed I still can't make my no, that's crazy talk now every now and again my wife will catch me the morning Like can you grab the other side? Yeah. Oh, that's it sheet

Fucking blown up. My income's off her tonight. Yeah, I get with all my strength. I get I still can't get it Yeah, I'll make a bed with her like once a month sure we should start doing this every morning We love that make a bed that love it love Love a man made bed. Yeah Making a bed Sunday night my wife will be like, well, they did the laundry and then it's like we do you know

So the laundry at noon, but then like it won't something I had you know we go ask something and it's like nine o'clock and you're like Put it do vape cover on and I'm like I want to I'm removing tomorrow. This house sucks Everything it's on the wrong side. I'm like I'm gonna go about the fucking window And she's past the look so bad. We just did it her parents are in town. They're saying in the guest room

And I'm looking at the fucking I'm like she's like I'm like let me just see where the bottom is she's like it's this side I go let me just I got to see for myself Is if we start fucking I can't trust you. You need bed info in the past I can't go I can't go to battle with this info you give me I have to know because if we get it halfway on and it's not We're gonna get a divorce because I got a fuck. I got a fast

So we have to fit this blanket inside of this other blanket. It's a cow How the fuck do they do face it's red That's new and that's new

It's like you were a conf I grow to come for never see or get down come never see anything

Never it's it's it's red. I'll just you don't have to wash your blanket and the ruffling

It goes on the bottom of on the box

I thought that was a debate

I might my girlfriend my girlfriend my wife's like

This brought on important She's like she ought to say in duvet and I'm like my whole life. I thought I'd do vay up until like

34 was the bed skirt. Yeah, I'm like. Yeah. I've never had a duvet

Then oh, it's a thing everyone has a fucking blanket case. No a regular downcover to buy itself is the best

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