Chapter 55: The Krok Sucks Group Chat

"Hoo! Good God, y'all! What is it? Good for!"

“Turns out, about an hour and 19 minutes.”

Look out, folks, everyone's converging on Crocs planet for the final battle. When going to war, be sure and go through the proper checklist. Scrappy Army of the Rebellion. Check. Much larger army of shitheads. Check. Diner. Check. Random dude in a cube.

Check. Cat. Check. Voon. Check. Surprisingly effective robot made of spare parts. Check. Space God hopped up on incredibly dangerous energies. Check. Now all that's left is the fighting. Who will do the ass-wapping?

And who will be the Puppy? Puptine popcorn listeners.

“The penultimate episode of Season 5 is here.”

Let's start the shift. [Music] Good morning, maggot food. Well, if this isn't the shittiest army I've ever had the pleasure of addressing, let's hear it. How many of you puked this morning?

Come on, don't be shy. There you are, welcome to the club. If you think the puking is bad, just wait until the part where you shit yourself. [Applause] If this is your first battle, I'll be real with you.

You're probably going to die. Some may think that's a terrible thing to say to your soldiers before battle. But hear me out. When you know you're going to die, you've only got one thing to worry about. How are you going to die?

Ask yourself my beautiful little cannon fodder. How are you going to die?

Crying, begging for mercy, or are you going to do something amazing?

Something truly epic. If there was ever a time for a blaze of glory, that time is now. If you would like any advice on planning your blaze of glory, please see me. I thought I was going to die about 19 times, turns out. It's almost impossible to kill me.

If only they tell my enemies, right? You hear that? We just hit the atmosphere. Any minute now, that door's going to open and all hell's going to break loose. These are the last moments of your life, my little sheds.

“That may make you sad, but honestly, what was so great about your life?”

He's made the world. When we speak about the Battle of Cortesia, we speak about many things. Pain, suffering, sacrifice, heroism. Two great armies, each for this strengths and weaknesses,

many children around the battlefield that day and no one could have expected how the battle was finally won.

It was a test of wills, a test of technology and a test of strategy. But mostly, it was a test of the spirit, a test of that ineffable thing within us. It's not often a battle is won by something so undefined. Making the Battle of Cortesia, one of the truly great confrontations on record. I'm Ziggy Jettley.

And I'm brush diamond. And this is great battles of history. Deep in the battles of Crocs Castle, as the forces of the rebellion make landfall, we find the artist of family reunions. Hello, Father.

Good morning, my dear.

I thought I'd give you the opportunity to surrender.

Oh, how quick. What did you expect my response to me? I expected you to refuse. I'm so predictable. You've spread your forces too soon, Father.

Half of your Armada is across the system and won't be here in time to stop me. Well, you seem to have outplayed me, haven't you? Yes.

“Surrender or you'll grind my castle to dust, is that what I'm to expect?”

That's correct. And shall I take this moment to remind you that I am immortal? Your army isn't. armies may be rebuilt. I don't need to kill you when I can bury you under the rubble of your own castle.

You can spend eternity buried in the substrate of your own planet. How does that sound?

Are you certain you have the fortitude there?

You are, of course, overlooking the fact that your beloved Doctor Maddox is in this castle as well. And you are forgetting who you're dealing with. I see. Very impressive. Willing to do whatever it takes to vanquish your enemy.

This is such a proud moment for your dear Father. Goodbye, Father. Kasi wasn't surprised by her father's competence. Kasi had faced despots before, and there was one common trade among them. Unearned confidence.

While her father laughed at her, she would bring his castle down upon his hand, or at least that was the plan. Give me an overview of the battlefield. Here's the castle. It's surrounded by the garden.

“The garden is the area full of all the other constructs that Crock has captured.”

I have to say it's a very strange visual. A huge terrifying castle surrounded by a garden of coffee shops, convenience stores, and corner bars is like absurdist art or something. Stay on task. Please, Major. Sorry, ma'am.

Crock has arranged legions of his forces around the castle. Tita is engaging them on the ground right now. They outnumber us, three to one. Tita will engage their army asymmetrically. That will buy us time.

But hopefully they won't need to engage the enemy for too long. Give me the full fleet. Broadcasting. Attention all ships. Move into battle formation and prepare to fire on my mark.

On my mark, fire all weapons at Crock's castle. Ma'am, Dr. Maddox is still inside the castle. There's no time for a rescue mission. If we don't take out the castle by the time the rest of Crock's fleet arrives, we will have no chance. Ma'am.

Eyes forward, Major. All ships. Fire. Fire. On Cossie's mark, the ships of the rebellion opened fire on Crock's castle.

Scholars would later estimate that this bombardment was equivalent to 100 nuclear warheads all at once. And yet, as the dust cleared, Crock's castle was still standing. What the fuck? How is it still standing? I don't know.

We'll scan the target, scanning. Hello dear. Just popped in to see how the siege is coming along. Have you won the war yet? There's some sort of force field around the fortress.

The shield exists that could've withstood that attack. We're looking at it right now. Cossie, what the hell is happening? I thought we were blowing this shit up. Tita hold the line on the ground.

We're going to have to search for alternatives. Search for alternatives? What the fuck does that mean? It means... We fallen into a trap.

Fucking great.

“Suddenly, what was thought to be a shrewd victory had turned into a classic blunder?”

Cossie thought Crock to be overconfident and arrogant. The Crock had every reason to be competent. And now Cossie had every reason to be worried. What the heck are the muckowains doing? I'm not sure.

Vroom, are you ready up top? I am Gloria. How is this going to work? When I am within range to the enemy, I can begin to institute the disarmament protocols. How long will that take?

Oh no. It will depend entirely on their numbers and whatever security measures they have in place. Okay, so we've got to keep them away from you until it's done.

What if we drop down and talk about a million bad guys?

What do we do then? Improvise. Meanwhile, as midnight burger sped across the system, they would have no way of knowing the dire circumstances they were waiting into. Guys.

If only there was some way that midnight burger could have known that the tables had been so suddenly turned to favor Crock and his unstoppable armies.

I think we're in trouble.

What do you mean? On a hill, just outside the battlefield. New players in the days events move on to the field. Casper. His son, David.

And the unstoppable android known as X. Arrived to the sights and sounds of battle. Is that the muckowains? What are they doing? They knew from the beginning that they would be walking into a difficult situation.

But they had no idea how hopeless the battle had become. Oh, what are they talking about? Muckowains? What are you talking about? Casper now had an outnumbered army.

And a center of power. She had no way of penetrating. Something in the battle needed to change quickly. Or all would be lost. Or would be lost.

Why would I be lost? I don't know. Muckowains. At this point, Casper desperately needed to make contact with Cassey. Didn't he, Ziggy?

He definitely did, Brust. Ziggy? Brust? If he didn't make contact.

He would never know about Cassey's plan to destroy Crock's castle with Dr. Maddox still in it.

Oh God, they're doing a bit. Today, guys, of all days. Wait, Casper. Listen to what they're saying. What did they say?

Cossies going to destroy the castle with Eva inside. What? Cossie? Cossie, are you out there? Cossie.

Well, look who's still alive. Sorry to disappoint you. What's this I hear about you blowing up Crock's castle? Eva is still in there. I don't have time for this Casper.

I'm going to have X teleport us right into your bridge, Cossie. What are you doing? Right now, I'm attempting to stay alive. Our army is outnumbered and Crock's stronghold is protected by some sort of impenetrable force field. If we can't get past it by the time the rest of his armada arrives, we're all going to die.

You skipped over the part where you're going to destroy Crock's castle with Eva still inside.

“That's what you're focused on after what I just told you.”

Winning a war against the bad guys doesn't mean much if you act like the bad guys when you're due. Don't be so naive. Both of you shut up. Ziggy? Casper and Cossie had a long history of arguing back and forth.

Didn't they? They did brusk. Luckily at this moment a single voice of reason cut through the fray. What are the Michael Wayne's doing? They're doing a bit just go with it.

Okay. Everyone listen. When X visited me in my room that she was automatically scanned by her sensors. I've been going over them in my control room. I feel so exposed.

Based on her teleportation signature. X. The few operates on the same principles that your chassis does. Yeah. Totally.

It's like throwing them in my backpack. If that's the case. There's a way that you specifically can get through the force field. How? It's complicated.

You can read my mind. Okay. Yeah. Hang on. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Wow. Skip to the end. Yeah.

Okay. Got it. This is going to be wild. Let's go. What are we doing?

Let's just say that things can get very strange when you get down to the subatomic level. The subatomic level? Yes. Why are we going to the subatomic level? X isn't just teleporting Casper.

She's doing all sorts of things. She's basically going to do an end run around the laws of physics entirely. What was that? Is X about to shrink us? Essentially.

LeBusy.

I know I'm always telling you to act more like a kid.

“But are you taking this opportunity to pull a prank on me?”

No. Because shrinking us sounds ridiculous. It does. But it's just a fun byproduct of a workable plan. We don't have time for this LeBusy.

If we can get them inside the castle. They can also look for the source of the force field while they're looking for Eva. Everybody wins. Fine. You and I are going to have some fucking words after this is overcosy.

I'll put it on my schedule. Enough. Both of you. X. Get going.

Okay guys. Welcome to Operation Teeny Tiny. Let's get small. This is so fucking ridiculous. While our three intrepid adventurers embark on operas.

On Operation Teeny Tiny. Across the battlefield. The diner enters the phrase. Get to work. The beginning calculation.

Cosy. We're here.

“Voon is working on the secret weapon right now.”

What's his time friend?

He's tried it on a few people. But not a whole army.

“I'm afraid our position is less than ideal.”

Yeah. The muckowanes told us. Casper and them are inside the castle. This is not at all how I wanted this battle to go. Cosy, I realized that someone like you having to depend on the diner on one end.

And Casper and a cube on the other end is pretty hard to take. But I've learned that in the end,

the multiverse will always do the funniest thing I'm not currently laughing.

We've got company. Shit. Peter, search and destroy. Catch and destroy. See, Cosy?

Case and point. Right now, we are being attacked by spacemen. And they are being repelled by a robot that lathe made out of spare parts because he was bored. Valarious. I don't think you're grasping the severity of the moment, Gloria.

I learned something while I was away, Cosy. I learned that as long as we're all together, everything's going to be okay. We're almost there. There's only one of us still out there. As soon as leaves here, everything's going to be okay.

The crock decides to activate his weapon again. The diner is going to be his first target, Gloria. Yes? That would be bad. But someone's going to figure it out.

We've got a lot more bad guys in common. Look. The sense of perimeter around the diner. What the fuck is up? Has he figured this shit out yet?

I'm making progress, but I am experiencing complicated security protocols. Please stand by. Whatever. We're going to make a perimeter around the diner. Try and speed it up.

Tita. What do you need? Can I get some fries? Fries? Yeah.

Do you guys have curly fries? We don't. Well, that's fucking bullshit. Regular fries are fine. I've got to go kill these guys.

I'll be right back. Bad. Don't like. Was terrible. I hate it.

I am not well. I thought the usual way was bad. No business way works. X. Are you okay?

I'm fine. That was fine. Where are we? We're... Oh shit.

We're in the main hall. This is where we were last time. Not the most sneaky place to show up. Fuck. That was not the most ideal place for them to drop down into the castle.

Now wasn't Ziggy. Not at all, brosk. If their castle was a dragon, they had just teleported into its gaping more. Nobody likes her gaping more.

Would you two shut up for a second?

Well, if it isn't the most useless man in the multiverse. Hello, Crack.

“Can it be true that you discovered how to breach my impenetrable shield?”

And the vanguard of your forces are you, your son, and your little artificial threat? Where's Eva Crack? Oh, I see. You've come to rescue your compatriots. A daring rescue mission into the heart of doctors.

The location of Eva, please. You realize that the fate of the galaxy, Nate, the universe itself is being decided outside this castle. You've come to save one woman? Crack.

Can I opt out of the banter? Please. I would like to opt out of the banter. Can I skip it? I'm exhausted.

I was in the Sahara Desert yesterday. Kind of. Can I skip it? Can you please for the love of space, Jesus? Just point me in the direction of Eva.

I must say, in spite of myself. After all this, after I've destroyed all of you. For the first time, I think I shall actually miss you. It's been a breath of fresh air interacting with such ridiculous people. Crack, for the first time since the beginning of time,

you're actually on to something. Yeah, I'm no spring chicken myself. I feel like all I've ever seen are guys trying to grab a hold of the universe and make it do something for them.

It never works out, ever.

But they keep doing it. Never works.

“The only thing that I've encountered in all my time,”

steeped in this stupidity that works. People, and some chairs, and the right people. Can you directly towards my people, please?

Casper, why don't you indivit or run along?

I'll take it from here. Ex, listen, this guy's... Casper. The adults are talking now. Run along.

Okay, this is terrifying. Let's go. Be careful, ex. Hmm. The mysterious Android.

Dr. Maddox seems to think you'll be the cause of my undoing. Hmm, I do have that reputation. You realize, of course, the time and unstoppable force of nature.

“Well, that's what they said about Clementine,”

and I kicked her ass all up and down the capital steps. In case you're curious about what I'll do to you. I really am astounded the circus of unearned confidence of you and your friends. I'm afraid the difference between me and my friends is that my confidence is 100% earned. Last chance to give up.

Oh, how could I? I'm far too curious now. Well, you know what they say about curiosity. When you attend the funeral, it is sad to think that sooner or later those you level do the same for you.

And you may have thought it tragic. Not to mention other adjectives to think of all the weeping they will do. But don't you worry. No more ashes, no more sackcloth, and an armed band made a black cloth.

Woo!

Will someday never more actorn asleep.

Or if the bomb that drops on you, and gets your friends and neighbors too. They'll be nobody left behind to grieve. And we will all go together when we go. Carl, what's wrong?

Is the battle disturbing your nap? What's all this about, Carl? Did you order takeout without me?

“Did you remember to order the egg rolls?”

Oh, hi. You're awfully short for a stormtrooper. I would you get the fuck out here, please. Oh, god damn hi, Eva. Hey, David.

I love your cat. You said a little asshole, isn't it? Fuck you cat. What took you guys so long? There's a force field around the castle.

Cause he can't get through it. Which is a good thing because she was going to destroy this castle with you in it. Ow, let's get out of here. We've still got stuff to do. What are we doing?

We've got to find out where the force field is coming from and shut it down. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. One other thing we need to do. One other thing, we're not doing one other thing. This is a great big gun in this castle.

We've got to shut it down. If we don't shut it down, we're all getting F in the B by the really big G. Fuck. Okay, fine. Can we go B?

The neck is a coffee on the way that would be great. The room service here is terrible. We start moving now. Holy shit. Oh.

Sex? Ah. Jesus Christ Casper, who the fuck is this guy? What is a bad guy, okay? Yeah, apparently he's been juicing with vacuum fluctuation energy.

Which will make him extra powerful, but the effects are probably temporary.

Also, it's super bad for you. Okay. Whatever. Hey, bye! Get back in there, Rocky.

Are to do list in this place just got longer. Just once. I'd like to be involved in the thinking part of the plan. Not the wacky smack part of the plan.

“Can we go over this at your next employee review, please?”

Fine. Where is this big gun? I have no idea. What? This place is huge.

I don't know how to get there from here. What do we do? Just wander around. Hey. Wow.

If you say we're going to follow the cat, I swear to God. Going to follow the cat. I swear to God. Tito's formed a perimeter around the diner, but now all of Crocs forces are coalescing around their location.

They're in a better position that way. It's easier for her to fight defensively. What was that? Crocs deployed a squadron of fighters from the castle. Sheops, evasive maneuvers, engage the fighters, but do not break from your position.

It's a manageable number of fighters. We should be okay. Every battle is a race, and we're not currently winning this one.

13 minutes, ma'am. Casper, what's your status? Oh, I really don't think you want to status update right now, cosy. Why not? Well, it involves a cat.

Would you like me to explain further? Cosy, it's your sister, Jezinka, the gun, the force field. That's got to be all her. We're trying to make our way to her lab, but this place is huge. Stand by.

“Casper, in case you're wondering, that's what a status update sounds like.”

You're not the boss of this. Cosy. What is it? We need to slow these guys down. Can you give us some suppressing fire from ships two and five?

Two and five. Major make that happen, please. Six, two and five. We need a 10 second bombardment around the diner. Tito, fire in the hole.

Everybody grab your job. Can anyone in the diner hear me? This is Fiona. Fiona, there's going to be heavy fire in coming. You need to take cover.

Peter, everybody, down. Here it comes.

You're not the most powerful being I've ever faced.

“But you are quite a depth at taking a beating.”

Gee, thanks. It's a standing to think that Earthlings were capable of making something as powerful as you. Well, you know, Earthlings, they're a hot mess, but every once in a while they stumble into a good idea. And it's been a wonderful distraction. I'm simply biting my time here in the castle while I wait for my daughter to come to the realization that

she isn't a trap. And we'll have no choice but to surrender. Well, I'm glad I could be of service. Before we begin round two here, let me ask you a question. Bye all means.

Would it bother you if I were right your mind? I'm not just indestructible. Croc, I've actually got all sorts of talents. And one of those talents is that mine's are kind of an open book to me.

But I've learned to ask permission first, unless it's Casper.

I'd love to know what makes a guy like you tick. I'm sure you've been trying to be. KG with all the other folks out there, but it's just you and me. Right now. Just two god-like entities beat them the crap out of each other.

Mind if I get a peek at your cards. There's nothing to hide anymore, right? The trap spins from. You're just waiting for the end. You may look.

If you dare. Wow. Croc. You're terrified of him, aren't you? Do you understand now why I do what I do?

Honestly. No. No. This whole plan of yours. You've done it all out of fear.

I mean, I can understand that intellectually, but if you're looking for me to sympathize with you, I'm afraid I can't do that. I know assault, anyone's sympathy. No. I mean, why would you?

“We're all just a bunch of little tiny ants to you, aren't we?”

Anyone putting my position would have done the same. And that's where you really lose me. This much pain and suffering. Do you really think anyone would do what you've done? I do.

You know, I spend a lot of time hanging out with our flings. Not just because they made me, but because you can learn a lot from them. They're so fragile. Their lives, compared to you and me, there is fragile as butterflies. I think if I were that fragile, I would be scared all the time.

You never get me out of the house, but they...

They managed to get past it. They managed to leave the house. Have fun. Be happy, even. Honestly, I don't know how they do it.

They do a lot of stupid things because they're scared just like you do. But on average, generally speaking, they... They persevere through the abject fear of their entire existence. They get on with things. They live, ever forward.

I imagine that's pretty hard for you to understand. Well, and for me, is this heartfelt plea meant to lo me into surrender?

and any chance of convincing you of the air of your ways faded a long, long time ago. So...

“The only thing that's left is for me to beat the crap out of you.”

Rusk... It's often said in the history of war that no battle plan survives contact with the enemy. Is that why we found ourselves at this point? It certainly is, Ziggy. At this point in the Battle of Cortesia, everyone's plans are beginning to go out the window.

Krunk, meeting his match with X, Casper and David having to suddenly search through the castle. Cassey, finding herself stopped by an impenetrable force field. Which is why, no matter which battle you study throughout history,

there was always the middle point.

The point of pure chaos where the outcome could be anyone's guess. Midnight Berger, come in. Are you guys all right down there? Hey, Fiona, again. We're okay.

Are we okay? I'm okay. I'm good. Voon, how are you doing up there? The work continues.

You guys okay? We are okay. What the fuck is up with the earth? There's active resistance to my protocols. There appears to be someone resisting my challenges.

They're very adept. Hi, Jacenka.

I am not allowed to speak with you.

I know. But, here I am anyway. There are others here. Yes, this is Casper and David. Why are they here?

They are my friends. I do not have time to speak. My protocols are under attack. So this is Croxy group weapon. Guess so, what are we going to do?

Just ask her to stop? Did you have a better idea? Why can't we just unplug technology from the wall? Why did we abandon that idea? Jacenka, there is a force field around the whole castle.

It's very impressive. It cannot be classified as a force field, really. What is it?

This is the nicest I've ever seen ever act.

Yeah, it's disturbing. The field collapses the space within. It does not repel attacks, but rather makes the target effectively non-existent. Wow.

“What is the power source like for something like that?”

Our demands are informed sequential. Scale is the challenge. The field demanded a resonator to match target size. Cool. Where is the resonator?

We are within the resonator. The entire castle is the resonator? Correct. Great. We're fucked.

Why? The shield isn't coming from some device in the castle. The castle is the device. The entire castle generates the shield. Great.

So we'd have to shut down the castle to shut down the shield. Yes. How do we shut down the castle? We can't shut down the castle. The castle is powered by the planet's core.

We'd have to shut down the planet to shut down the castle. Well, so much for this plan. At least I got a tour of the castle. Alright. Fuck this.

Let's get out of here. Exieee! Who's going to break the news to Cosie? Yet another dead end for Cosie's forces. The only saving grace was the David.

Managed to hear guards coming down the hall before they had a chance to get into the room. I'm sorry. I what managed to hear guards coming down the hall? One moment. Shit.

Hi guys. Great news. We're pinned down. Man, what is it? It's Crocs Armada.

They've just arrived in orbit. How many ships? I count 30, man. Casper? It's now or never.

Casper. It's not going to happen, Cosie.

“The only way to break down the shield is to break down the castle itself.”

The castle is the shield generator. And if we could break down the castle, we wouldn't even be having this conversation. I see. Cosie, you should pack up and get out of here while you still can. No.

I've run before.

Tell Eva to figure something out.

Guys.

“We've got a lot more ships showing up here.”

And a lot more bad guys. Glory to everybody inside. This is going to get messy. Cosie was outnumbered before she's going to be even more outnumbered now. Attention.

All ships. Engage the enemy and don't let up. We fight to the last of us. Casper? Yeah.

Are we screwed? You know, Ziggy. It's at this point that I'm a bit disappointed. Why is that for us?

In the past, Casper had quite often described himself as a student of history.

That's true. And yet, in a moment such as this, he seemed to have forgotten all about it. How so? Well. Marathon.

Cargamella. Salamis. The Siege of Malta.

“How many battles throughout history have been won by outnumbered forces?”

The losers had inferior battle tactics. Not just that, Russk. Let's not forget about the wind. The wind, you say. The Kamikazi wind that blew the Mongol hoids away from Japan.

The Protestant wind of the English blowing away the Spanish Armada.

And the snowy winds of tout and that blew the land castrients into their greatest

defeat. Seriously, the wind? Give me a break, guys. And I suppose if Casper were to hear us say this now, he would be up in arms at our hopefulness. That's true, Russk.

But Casper was historically a big whiny baby. God damn it. It is a historical fact that Casper was famously king, baby himself. Often saying, and I quote, "I'm a big baby. Stop big around in my big baby pants."

Where is my minkeys? Baby watch, minkeys. Okay, very funny. We're sitting here about to die and you guys want me to hope for the wind to blow. What was that?

What was that sound? I don't know, man. Did you guys hear that? Uh, is the ground shaking? Gloria, I'm experiencing unexplained seismic activity.

We all are voon. And then, as if on cue, the wind began to blow. That's a mountain. Gloria, I believe there is a mountain. Yeah.

What the fuck is that? Um, mountain? That's a mountain. Gloria, I believe there is a mountain. Yeah.

A mountain? What the hell just happened? Uh, major? Ma'am. A mountain has appeared.

Excuse me? Uh, mountain. One more time. A big one, 3500 meters. It just showed up.

Uh, yes.

“Does someone down there want to explain the mountain to me?”

I don't think we can cause it. Wait, ma'am, whatever it is. It took out half of Crocs' fleet when it appeared. It did? They collided with the mountain.

We have a fighting chance now, whatever it is. It's on our side. Is anyone out there? It's safe. Can you hear me?

Show up any time. Deadly? Gloria. Are you on the mountain? Yeah.

How did you bring a whole mountain here? Remember the horizon motel? You brought it with you? The whole mountain moves like the diner. I'll explain later.

Can somebody give me a rundown? After his many adventures with the denizens of Hutzpocket, Lave had arrived on the battlefield, ready for anything. Parkly, due to Dr. Maddox's warning to him,

You're welcome. When they whiffed?

What are the muckelwains doing?

They're doing a bit. Lave, whatever you've done, you've given us a fighting chance. But we're not out of the woods yet. Tita is still greatly outnumbered on the battlefield. I can definitely help with that.

Are you full of my beautiful boys? Today there is lots to drink with, Lave. Lave? There's a porcupine guy. Good lord, is that Slabs McDurps?

Oh, hell yeah. I don't love this guy. What's up, Slabsie? What else? Leave?

There's some sort of force fields around the entire castle. We can't get through it. Okay. Verge. Are you up yet?

Hello, this is Verge. How may I help you? Do a pass by that castle. I need to get a better look at it. No problem.

Eldon? Scanning. Verge, is that you? A Tita. Tita.

They'll let anybody into this war won't they?

Oh dear. Are you seeing this, Lave? That's impossible. Apparently not. That's me socks tabernacle.

Apparently so. You can't make it that big. Apparently you can. Me socks tabernacle brusk. It had to have been the last thing.

We've wanted to see that day. Me socks tabernacle. An impendetrable shield invented by a mysterious ancient engineer named Me sock. Had long, vexed scientists and engineers alike. Leave.

Crocs. Chief Engineer is another one of his daughters. She has crazy brains. The entire castle is the resonator for the field. Whoa.

You guys are in there? Yes. The X's here. She got us inside with a cube that, well, you made. But that's another story.

“Anyway, she's the only thing keeping Croc from killing us right now.”

So she's occupied. Lave, is there any way to get through the force field? And almost any engineer would have said no to that question brusk. They would have. But leave knew something they didn't.

There's a way to get through it. But I don't have what I need. What do you need? The field that size? I would need my particle camp.

The one you just meant to. Not just that. I'd need about four of them. Shit! Whoa.

Just think, uh? What are you doing? To concentrate on known classification detected. I will use its presence for a new weapon test. Maybe you should do some more testing.

Maybe it's too soon? The time is now. What's happening? Just go to the shoot. The mountain.

With that thing? Oh shit. Leave duck and cover. Leave. Are you okay?

Yeah. What happened? How did he survive that? How did I survive? What?

The new crime structure is unaffected by the weapon. Well, guess it's not working. Just think, uh?

“I guess you need to go back to the drawing board.”

I say scrap it all together. You know what? It's not working. I guess you need to go back to the drawing board. I say scrap it all together.

Me too. Guys, what's going on? It was right at that moment that Ava's mind began to race. It was. I thought it began to form in her mind like a bolt from the blue.

It did. They thought so outlandish that everyone would call her insane. They would.

But as Ava always said, when they think you're crazy.

That's when you're really on to something. Ava? Ava? Leave. How many particle cannons did you say you needed?

At least four. But there's no time for that. Okay. Everybody. Keep doing what you're doing.

We're going to work on something up here. Okay. What are we working on? I need to think for a minute. Operation bury the witch.

You're a gut. Roger that. I have to say I really don't like the name bury the witch. It has some historical undertones. I really don't like.

Oh. Right. Do me a favor. Roll down your window and complain to one of the evil spacemen about your Displeasure with the historical undertones.

I'm just saying. Hang on. So let's. Hey guys. Hey.

How's the battle going? It's going well. We're gaining some ground. Fantastic. Say.

Where's a good place for me to park trinket? Oh.

“I think right up there by that abandoned laundromat.”

Sure. I'm my love. People are stronger. Okay. Gotta go.

Good luck guys.

Have fun storming the castle.

“I think I know why we haven't finished Star Wars.”

Oh yeah. Why? I mean, it's kind of a snooze compared to this, right? Oh. Yeah.

Totally. I mean. I'd like to see Luke Skywalker operate without a space suit. Hey. Good luck talking to mushrooms.

Yoda. Exactly. Doug. Are you there? Oh, yes.

I'm here. How are things in town? Ah, they're okay. I think. Is there any sign of the enemy?

Oh, no. Not yet. When we arrived on this planet. Several enemy ships collided with the mountain. There may be all sorts of survivors wandering around the mountain.

And they will most certainly be hostile. Oh. Okay. I just walked through the town square and everything seems quiet at this point. Good.

Um. Well, then. If you're a little bit strange, not helping. I understand, Doug, but this is a dangerous army. And our efforts won't be helped by your hunting rifle and steves flaming liquor.

Best to keep the four of you safe in town. Oh. I understand. Just let me know if you see any enemy combatants. Okay.

I will. Good. Oh. Oh. Hell.

Yes. So I see enemy combatants. On your bartered. On your cometer. Several of left.

Like we a little while ago. Circle up right. And now don't be a dragon. Alabama left. With your left handrail.

Grand right left. No swing them around. And. Yep. And.

Um. They are square dancing. Pedro. Hey. What the fuck is happening?

Uh. Well, um. A bunch of those soldier showed up. And they were really scared. And really didn't want to go back into the battle.

The first thing they asked for was square dancing.

Base pants. Darts. Step up and bent your space pants. Who's next? What's your name?

Hey. My friend. I can't understand a word you're saying with that stupid helmet on. We're playing space helmet darts next. On your partner.

On your corner. Circle up left. Like we a little while again. Circle up right. Now don't be a dragon.

Alabama left with the left handrail. Grand right left. I'll swing them around. I think we're going to be okay, Eldon. Let's save out there.

Lace. What's up? The bad guys are all pushing toward the diner. Tito can't keep them all back.

“I think they're trying to get to Roon before he hacks them.”

Who is Roon? He's an Earth. And he's trying to hack into the bad guy systems. You have an Earth in the diner. Not the time life.

What do you need? Roon. How much of your equipment do you need? I only require M. Lace.

That plank thing up there. Is that yours? Yeah. Let's get Roon in the air. Okay.

Search. Go for Verge. I need you to pick somebody up. On the roof of the diner is an Earth. I need you to keep him mobile.

I can definitely do mobile. Moving in now. Eldon. Open the VAC tube. VAC tube open.

Coming in on target. Three. Two. Greating. So is it?

Hello. The customizations on your ship are very interesting. May I scan for relevant technologies?

How about you save the day first?

And then you can scan all you want. Of course. Hang on tight. Okay. He's on the move.

Any new ideas on how we get past that shield? Ava is thinking about something. Tell her to think faster. Kazi. Since we can't get through the force field.

“I think we should focus on the battle we can win.”

With a little luck. We can at least get the upper hand out here. Agreed. We need Voon to make progress on his plan. Great.

Gloria, get inside. Okay. Come on, you fuckers. Here we go. Peter.

Death blossom. Death wish. We're out. So.

Ava's thinking about something. Okay. How long does that take? I don't know. I'm just glad she's not doing the thing where she starts speaking in tongues.

Speaking in tongues. Yeah, it's very disturbing. It's like a religious ceremony, but just science comes out. Okay. I have an idea.

Okay. What do we do?

Well, the first thing to do is don't freak out.

Oh, Jesus. You know, those times when I have an idea and it sounds terrible, but it only sounds that way because I'm the smart one. I hate those times. I know.

Just go with it. Okay. I don't want to just go with it. And I opt out of going with it. I don't think the problem with the gun is a design flaw.

I think you need more power.

“I think you need to load the gun with all the new energy you have”

and fire it at the mountain again. Well, what? No. No, thank you. I'm subscribed. Idea party.

Jacinka. What do you say? Let's turn this shit up to 11. Jacinka. I accept your proposal.

Loading weapon to maximum tolerable energy level. I know what I would do. Jacinka. Maximum capacity. But a constant stream instead of a controlled burst,

then you can monitor the effectiveness in real time. I agree. Hey, man. When the fuck are you doing? We've established that the mountain absorbs the energy.

It's why we're pushing our luck. Because I have an idea. What is your idea? It's good to see you. What?

I forgot to say it's good to see you. I'm glad you're alive. Don't try to distract me by saying nice things to me. But it always works. No, it doesn't.

Hey. Look.

“You told me one time that you're the guy who always does the stupid thing.”

That's your superpower.

Well, I'm the person who always does the smart thing.

This doesn't look smart to me at all. That's because my shit is so smart that it looks dumb. What did you get a cat? Late Renaissance Denmark. Where else am I going to get a cat?

What? The architect appears to be distracted. I am making progress. Good, because we've got company. I'll then what are we dealing with?

Six fighters in total for a bit faster than they are. But we have no way of fighting back. I even want to get these assholes off my back. Voon? Are you okay?

We're being fired upon and taking thevasive action. Shit. Bioner looked up into the sky to see not only her friend under attack, but there entire plan for victory. And it was Bioner's hallmark quick thinking

that launched her into the moment. Hallmark? That's not my hallmark. How is that my hallmark?

Bioner looked to her left.

She looked to her right. I'm looking to my left. I'm looking to my right. I'm there. Just off the parking lot.

She saw an abandoned enemy fighting vessel. Past aside in the battle. Okay. I'm seeing it. That's when the thought struck her.

I thought struck me. What was the thought that struck me? All she needed was a pilot. Oh, fuck shit. Okay.

Uh, hello. Who's out there? Fiona. What's the problem? I'm looking at an abandoned ship from the bad guys.

Can a person fly this thing? What happened to the bad guys in it? Is this robot, Peter? It's on story. Can someone fly it?

Yes, we steal them all the time. Okay. Hang on. Phil. What's up?

Outside right now. What are we doing? How do I get someone in there? Do you have a pilot? Let me introduce you to Captain Phillip Buck of the United States Air Force.

Hello, Captain. Fiona, get him underneath the nose cone. Okay. Fiona, what the hell's going on? They're trying to kill Voon.

You've got to get up there. Shit. Um, all right. Uh, beam me up or whatever. Here we go.

Yo, shit. Okay.

“Captain, what's the plane you're the most comfortable with?”

Uh, F4 Phantom 2. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. School. Okay. The control panel is modular.

It'll start changing right in front of you. Okay. Okay. This is looking familiar. Get up there, fly boy.

All right. Here goes nothing. Frank, are you guys in position? I mean, sure. Sure.

Well, we're sitting here on the outskirts of the battlefield and

So, is that in position?

I guess that's up to Trinket.

How's the ground feeling? It's a very strange place. It's a very strange planet, life. But I, I think I've got a handle on it.

“But she thinks she's got a handle on it.”

Trinket. I'm trying to get crox location. Try and look for the thing that has the worst vibes on the battlefield. There should be all kinds of evil coming off this guy. Oh, yeah.

Oh. Oh, yeah. I've got him. He's inside the castle. Wow.

Good. In the middle of the castle, there's a huge hall. It's massive. So big. You can't even see the ceiling.

Okay.

Now, there's a bunch of other things that have to happen first.

But when the time is right, I need you to tell me when crox is in that hall. Okay. Okay. I think I can do that.

Great. Life. How's it going over there? Like, are we winning or losing? Well, right now everything is a big ball of chaos.

And sometimes that leads to us winning? Oh, great. And type. I'll let you know when it's time. No problem.

Uh, so. Life. Just all these places I see all around me. Cafes, corner stores. They're all like the mountain.

Yeah. Crazy, right? We are next to a laundromat right now. And you're telling me someone had to travel through the cosmos in a laundromat.

Makes that mountain if yours look pretty good, doesn't it? I guess so. How did we get here? Uh, what do you mean? Look at us.

This is ridiculous. Is it ridiculous? Or where our lives before this ridiculous? What are you talking about? I don't know.

Remember when I was writing a book? I mean, what was I even writing a book about?

“Remember when your biggest problem was the motel you inherited from your dad?”

Feels kind of ridiculous to me. Well, I think I prefer that level of ridiculous. Well, I know, Frank. Uh, sadly we're not the ones in charge. Who the hell is in charge, Trinket?

And what's their deal? Oh, shit, Frank. I don't know. Whoever they are, they've decided there will be no quiet life in the mountains for us.

And why us? And why us? And not someone else. I don't know. Maybe somebody else would just, but cannot.

Well, I am mad. And I am going to write a strongly worded email.

It's never written any mail in your life.

Shit. We shouldn't take another hit like that. Little help up here. Who's that? That's me.

That's me. My hero. Nice shot captain. How are you doing up there? Been flies pretty good. She's, mmm, got a fat ass though.

Where's I need ever complaining about that? Hello. Very fun. I love the sky already. What the hell is going on in the sky?

Who am I talking to up here? Verge. All right, Verge. Weep around that mountain as fat as you can. You'll see me coming at you, but don't worry.

I won't hit you. Let's get the rest of these assholes off your back. Sounds spicy. Though we're about to pull some serious G's, get ready. Oh.

Dear, here we go. [music playing] Hey, baby. Yes, honey.

“I think I want to paint the living room.”

Sweetie. Can we talk about this later? I'm just afraid that you're not going to like the colors. And you're not going to tell me. Just one more second.

Honey. Left. Oh. Oh. All for now.

Nice work. Hey, Leaf. What? So, I'm about to do something. Oh, God.

When the concentrated beam of energy hits your mountain for an extended period of time, don't worry about it. What are you doing, Eva? Trying to get you some particle cannon. What? Casper.

What is she doing? The world would you ask me? Eva. Firing the cannon is a bad thing.

Oh, I'm counting on it. What? All six steer clear of the castle. Here comes the bullshit. Oh, show.

“Eva, what the fuck is all that's full of beam is new energy.”

Harvested from vacuum fluctuations. So why? It's energy that doesn't belong in this universe. So what? It's a really big problem.

I think we're aware of that. Energy depleted. Gathering data. What happens when there's a really big problem? What?

On that day, Eva exemplified something she'd always believed at her core.

And so much of the world we live in is built on assumptions. And to see past them is to transform the world that they are built on. And on that day, her beliefs turned a beam of deadly world killing energy into a beacon. What's that sound? Y'all, I am seeing something weird from up here.

We're seeing it down here. Oh, my God. Eva, what am I looking at? More joints keep showing up all over the battlefields. Joints?

I'm seeing the graveyard waffle house that in between cafe, Jade Compass, Chinese takeout, ray gun tattooed. Oh, shit, mini-golf. A city bus is down there, y'all. They're all appearing out of nowhere.

Holy shit. You created a big problem so that a bunch of diners would shell up. Yep.

“Eva, this is very clever, but how does any of this help us?”

Our leaf dismantled his particle cannon. Did all of them? Uh, what the fuck is this? Shit. Someone want to tell me what's going on.

What fresh hell is this? Hey, what's all this a boot? This can't be good news.

So basically I'm all a robot.

Keep on the theory on the holy identity crisis, Batman. This is my nightmare. Man, scientist. Thunder crash. Eva, what am I supposed to do?

Excuse me, ladies. Look, guys. There's no time to explain. I need you to sound off if you've got a particle cannon on your roof. I got mine.

I've got two of them. Yeah, sure. Real nice one. Mine's pacy. Not sure.

Okay. Listen up, Laves. If you haven't noticed, we're in the middle of a big battle here. That castle is the target, and the whole thing is covered with mesox taberness. Seriously?

That's impossible. That's actually doable. Oh, it's hard.

We're supposed to know about that.

We don't reach that shield. The guy inside is going to bring down the entire universe. I'll explain later. I promise. I need everyone to coordinate their particle cannons in the following configuration.

The calculation's accessible. Attention all parties. I'm ready to deploy my protocols. Do it, Vone. This will come in two waves.

Wave number one will deactivate their shields. Deploy tactical dome full theater. Oh, hell. Did somebody just pop an Earth dome? Oh, have we got an Earth in the chat?

Fuck yeah! What the hell? Chaps. May I be of assistance with my fan tabulous, steam powered. Automatic.

What? Jesus Christ. Is there a steam punk lake in the chat? Come on. Break.

Get the fuck out of the chat. I have a director book. The call implemented. The enemy soldier shields are down. Holy shit.

They're shields are down. Everybody push forward. Hey. Wait. Sounds like the tide is turning over their life.

What's the situation? I just saw a used bookstore appear out of nowhere. It's getting weird. That's for sure. We're about to make a big move.

And then it'll be Trinkets turn. I'm ready. Stand by. We're going to come around this way. Oh, shit.

What? We've got a group of bad guys headed for us.

“I think they're trying to mount a sneak attack or something.”

Oh, what should we do? Okay. Stay here. I'm going to go inside the laundry mattress. Act casual.

Okay. Say where you are. Well, I kind of have to. My feet are buried in the ground. Why are your feet buried in the ground?

How I relax? It doesn't look relaxing. Have you ever tried it? What are you? I'm Trinket.

Do we shoot him? Guess so? Look out. Holy shit. What was that?

A washing machine. Here. Do you want another? Get out of the way.

Hey, you guys are probably going to need a dryer.

Right? I'm trapped. Help me. What's going on here? You asshole.

“Well, let's hope these are still under warranty.”

Am I right? I'm Frank. And that's Trinket. Hi. Human beings can't do what you did.

Well, I don't know about that. If you believe, you can achieve. Right? That's what you would say. Right, Trinket?

Frank. When you wish upon a star. Frank! Frank? Oh, shit.

What's happening? Huge seismic event, man. Is it coming from the castle? The epicenter is somewhere in the battlefield. Don't let that stop you, Laves.

We need to open that shield. The almost prime in the zone. I didn't do it. And loading. Let's mess around, boys.

Three. Two. One. Fire. Nice.

Okay. Keep that up.

“We're going to need at least 90 seconds.”

Enough pressure. And we should open it up about one millimeter. That's all the opening I need.

Activating second wave protocol now.

I am deactivating the infantry's weaponry. Tita, report. Have they stopped firing their weapons? Well, Goddamn. Now I'm going to have to do my least favorite thing.

Take prisoners. Frank, we're almost ready. Frank. Frank, you there. What's his location?

His phone appears to be offline. We'll head down and look for him. We don't have time to look for him. I need information on the inside. Casper, where is X?

Leave. I can hear you. Why are you whisperer? I've been going out for a while. It's turned into a little bit of hide and seek.

Okay. Listen. I need you to lure him into the main hall. That huge room with the tall ceiling. Okay.

That one. Just let me know when you're there. Hey. Life? Yeah.

It's good to have you back. It's good to be back. Okay, Lucien. Showtime. He's here, life.

I need him in the exact center of the room. And get ready to teleport away. Got it. So, we end where we began. Thanks for giving me a tour of the place.

You are exceedingly powerful. Well, thank you. What do you do with all this power of yours? Well, mostly I raise trees. But every once in a while, I'd like to go in a crazy weekend with my human friends.

You're wasting your potential. I see how you might think that, but I can't say that I agree.

“You think your meant to engage in this ridiculous charade with your insignificant friends?”

I think it's when you say meant to that you lose me. That implies there's some sort of grand plan out there. Some sort of hero's journey waiting in the wings. I don't think I meant to do anything. I think the universe just sits there, existing, and we tell ourselves a story about it.

I've never heard something so childish.

Well, if you're looking for maturity, you've got the wrong group of people. Do it, life. You must be joking. Life? What did you do?

I dropped a mongo on him. You did? What? A mongo?

Where the hell did you get a mongo?

“But that's a weird way to try and end things, but I don't think that's going to be enough.”

That was just the first part.

Oh no. I know that sound. Me too. Me too. Who does not sound happy?

X. Get everybody out of there. Right now. What's happening? The mongo's about to go Godzilla on the castle.

Oh, shit. Where are we? We're inside the boom cube. We use it to move around.

I would like to stay here.

That's totally fine. Just so you know, we are far away from the castle on a hill, so there won't be any unexpected loud noises. Also, I've got David's sunglasses here. I'm going to put these on you because it's brighter out there than in your laboratory. I like the sunglasses.

Me too. It's a look. So, listen.

“There are going to be a lot of changes coming up, okay?”

I know that's going to be challenging. But we'll make sure that you have a schedule for each day and we'll get you another laboratory just as soon as possible. All right? In the meantime, you've got your keyboard here, and I don't think Carl is going to be leaving your lap any time soon. Okay?

How do you know I need this? From working with a lot of scientists. I'm going to go and talk to my friends now. Would you like to come with me? I would like to stay in the cube.

Okay. I'll be back. That's the angriest animal I've ever seen in my life. He's going ham on that castle. Should we do something about the rampaging mango?

Probably. Hey, there he is. I can't believe we did it. I can't believe your solution was a mango draw. I can't believe yours was the day of the doctor.

I don't know what that means. How many leaves are out there right now? Guys, judging by the radio chatter, there's not just a bunch of leaves out there. Let's gather up all the duplicates and have a softball game. That's not a bad idea.

First things first though. X. Take this. This is a jar of honey. Yeah.

“The mum goes injured in the only way to calm him down is to put honey on the wounds.”

Oh, poor bastard. I'll be right back. So, a mountain.

You guys, I have got about a million stories to tell you.

Well, don't start yet. We've got incoming. You guys. Gloria. Joy Swift me.

I have found my lost sheep. Well, look at this site for soar eyes. Y'all, this muckal wane bit may have been my favorite of the muckal wane bit. I'm sure I don't know what you mean, Aver. You guys, that was so stressful.

We had to get shrunk down to the subatomic level. We were so small. Life. What the fuck with the mountain? Pretty great, right?

You had a spaceship. You had an army of mercenaries. It was like the end of time ban. Luckily with a less ambiguous ending. Life.

Who are all these people? I have to thank every single one of them. You'll have time. Trust me. They're a little occupied at the moment.

They're down a man. Oh, no. I found her. Hey, would you poo? All that's left of the soldier that shot him is that pile of mushrooms.

I'm sure. Is everyone else okay? We're okay. Peace gone.

There are guns don't kill you.

What do you mean? They don't kill you. They send you somewhere. Random place in space in time. To most people, that means death.

You know, since the vast majority of space in time is just the void of space. But for our boy Frank, he's still alive. Almost definitely drink it. May he's just out there somewhere?

Oh, what if he needs help? We don't know what to tell you about that.

But there is somebody who may know where to start.

Who? Drink it? I thought I saw you out on the battlefield. Do you recognize my voice? Do you remember me?

LeBusah? I can't tell you where your friend is. But I think there are some things we can figure out. How about you meet me in our special place? And we'll see what we can see.

Okay. Okay. I'll be there soon.

“A trinket maybe you should rest for her.”

Come, fuck. No, get, get me back to my shop. Okay, okay, up we go. (Groans) Found him.

Hello, dad. Father. My dear. I believe you've killed me. I certainly hope so.

I didn't think it possible. How did you manage it? So long as my dream lives, I live. That's what you said to me. So I killed your dream.

Oh, well, I would say that's poetic ending. But you do hate poetry, don't you? You realize, with me gone, there'll be no one to protect this universe. If this is what protection looks like, I choose danger.

“Remember those words when he comes for you?”

So, what shall the killing blow be then? I public hanging? Burned at the stake? Nothing so clean as that, father. Really dear.

Like this? Who says I hate poetry? I hate poetry. I hate poetry. I hate poetry.

I hate poetry. Thanks for listening to Midnight Bird, Rial. Be sure to tune in this time next month for adventures in the vastness. I'm not sure if time and time will you too harshly. More dire, no courses leave you with no safe havens.

“Just remember we're out there somewhere.”

Look at for you. We open us eggs.

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the muckle veins, Darth Ox, Michelle Kay, Erin Arnold, Boyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Y Jacob Mitchell's Zeke in the Box, Stevie Crow Hill. Olamilakan of the Welcome Wagon says, "Akabel, the Adventures of Magpie and Brownbear."

Scrubs, Remi, the Panda crew, Melody Prime, Beardau the Wizard, Captain Benjamin Hawkeye Pierce, the German shorthair pointer from Nashville, wants to tell his mom Maddie that he says, "Woof, whiskard, Marissa the Ghost." Rather for it to be Chesterfield and as Dapper Companion Winchester, Chester Corgi, Stray Cat, Old Kelsey No Shoes, Zoldia, Dizzy Flame.

We serve everyone eventually, Sasha. Beth and Alan Van Gillis, Langston North, Slyfox, A.K.A. Breyer Rabbit, the constantly lost geographer Timothy A. Otis. Chance wants you to know he cares. Wolf Stark, Elliott, Hobbs, Dakota, Natalie Bartlett, Rory of Yin, movie The Golden

Calf, Suda Satoshi, Giovanni Salinas, Rocky G, Perry the Pirate, Aaron Elizabeth, K. Inarchotics, Solomon Price, but before 85 A.K.A. Shemalbach the Christmas Whale, Stella Corvis, Hesus Garcia, J.P. the IT guy, Candyman Fight, John Peters, you know, the farmer, Markling on the Holodek, Dapper Dad, SCP-049, Omajus, Raven the Dreamer, T.K. Turtle King, Mike M, Space-based lasers, Captain B and Lady G with their swabs, Marla Madame Lotus still

especially loves Finley, Mr. Steamwave. My friend The Rhino says, "Be nice, Hup Challenge." Dream founder, I'm your Huckleberry, Elizabeth T, tie tie the Wonder Hamster and her dear darling Duke, boom-basticle Kimlicker, Huggamuffin, Bigfoot of Doom, D.L., any Atkins, a bounty hunter called, the Candyman.

"Garrow, my cats say to tell you, meow, think fast chuckle nuts, flash banged, Benjamin Ortiz, Mr. Frog president, Pop Rock Quick Sand, Mr. Swizzle Sizzle Wizzle Fizzle the horrendous apologizes for conspiring in the Bethany War, invites for tea or being sent now." Abanaso, Mr. Rage, Adelore, Trans-Space dinosaur, Spooky Spader's Storytime, William Kent, Andy, Ryan Abbey, Thomas Adams, Drink Spiller, Stephanie Buch, Interpy Eigenbases, Andrea

I hope some of the good happens to you today, yes you, V. Greenley, Ron Hayden, Michelle

“Hopper, Jake the Cook, Josie Jones, Boots Goot and Dave, Anthony Lakey, Britt Little Fair,”

T.U. Luther, some days you're the Beetle, some days you're the Dung, Lauren Mayer, Glenn Morris, Richard Ryan Michelle, Michelle Myers, Ally Oopsy, not to be confused with Oopsy, George Pickle, Rosemary Prim, Robert Savot, Lizard Lee, Eliza Sharpe, Donald Schingler, Daniel Stavvy, Fall of the Berlin Wallaby, Kelatea Rina, Rachel Vasquez, Luke of the Cheeto, Nia Venturi, the beloved yet borderline and appropriate empire of Dr. Thunderbutt and Lady

Christabel, Justin Wiley, Brett Zimmerman, Arrow Jones, Jubel, Xavier Killingsworth, Lane Kiffin is a hoe, mimetic hygienist, Aaron Star Josh Wood Damien, and Sentinel of the Star System, Claude De Claude's Edboy, Ryan Finnelli, Jonathan Kay, Pearl Null, Petabyte Avatar, Tug with the Mighty, Project Octopus, Ken, Chibs 1012, Scotty Oats, Byrotron 95, Speeku, The Brackon System in its homeworld, Ren, Simpletoni, Gabrielle Castillon, whom what, when,

where and why, is what Oof the Grownie say while listening to Midnight Burger, a drum major in a trapeze artist walk into Connie's bar, Sir Party Animal, Uloi Jackel, Ari Shore,

“You Microb, the Nancy Sonatra, Courtney to leave and alone if you want to live, must”

be a witch, my Thigronie has a first name, Stomp and Steinell Moustacheo, Luke for Hezekile,

Lachia Wawa Brava, C.C. Carricell, Korth the Destroyer, Honest Puck, Casper's Mom's Milk, Scout and Fox Glove says the floor is lava, Unexpectedly Blue Red Nell, Curtomsky, Craig Armstrong, Plastic Fork, Dullsett Deletche Studios presents under the Truskin Sun, Get Out of my Booth, Bug, Propagator, I Hardly Knower, Sad Angry Crabman, Chuck McFinley, Effian Zebulon's Trans Great Granddaughter Hazel Hayes, Velocity Girl 42, Little Dragon and a Coltron of Bats, Ben Carlyle,

Flat Steves Love for Grand Theft, Anna Kerney, Tater Tada Sassan, Forch Nowsers of the Apocalypse, Starblaze Burn Bright, Imzuki Yoki, Spotted Brino and her hand-me-down frogs, Red Mafia Panda, Lonely Isle, Kaidalo Headphones, Hinkle, Pike Man Stover, Fondella Stover, Pike Man Stover's wife,

“Alexander the Boss, Scrizzles, Flap, Kittie Kittie, Kittie Kittie, The Firekeeper,”

The End is Nye, Jeremiah the Kansold, Librarian Alex, Spike and Fay, Johnny Elin West and the Boys from the Dwarf, Speedy McSpeedy, Eli Wolf, Antibekki is owned by five rescue cats, speckled unicorn, Jedi rides again with Nova the Space Pirate, Tevin Long Blade Short Sword, Forget Normal, A Dam, CJ Johnson, a Dragon sitting on its Horn of Dice, Windle Whittiker, Chumbo Wumbo, Fikachu, Smivie, Globed Rulet, Andrew Fuller,

Ban Mi Hong, The Soup Witch, Fettishini Elfredo, Pebbles, VV, Effie Rollings, Fill up your dad as not your dad, Nick Boro, Midnight Plummer, His Royal Highness Mr. Hamilton Underfoot Kittie the First and Accomplice Princess Penelope, the Marchioness of Miss Jiff and Maven of Mystery, Megan Gentry, Mr. Cherry, our asses in the Jackpot, Tubby Teddy, Wayne Heiser, India Inkblot, Sleve of Bahamut, Ome Gracie, Dalton Jenkins, Cat Holtz,

The True Mega Mike, Fred and George, Avomatic's Junior, Liza Worth, Castle Williams, Christy, Yeet Ma Boy, 46 Tools Shed, 2 and El Marie Catastrophe, The Image Collector, Blended Music, Definitely Not Kevin, Sitting Squirrel, Patricia E. Meltz says in a world of

slug bots, Be a Huggbot, Read the Grey, The Silver Crow, Couch Potato Alex, Never Child,

Dr. Nassauce, Interdimensional Biologist, Kiboko DuNord, Kozameen, The O'Drax, Joey B, Lucas Barding, Guttas Barber, To Listen to Midnight Burger, Little Debbie Cupcake, Sandalwood Mountain offers peace for your soul, Whimsical Fuckery, Megan with an H, Patricia The Time Lord, Mango Connoisseur, That Old Glory Cole, G.L. Miao Nays Cat Butler, O'Sheen Liu, Alex Berry, Andrew Oakden, Ace of Metrical Exile, Chiro the Space God, Liza Travels the Universe,

Lindsey Bowen, The Goddamn Podcast Lawyer, Alex Spruce, Dr. D. Bird Klaus weather and Mrs. Dubap to Way Bird Klaus weather want to say hello to the whole weather family, Angry Ron, Domain of Caesar, Durkadub, Gloria's ex-girlfriend, Kelly Clickspring, Most likely Cass, Jasmine James, Dr. Kaborand, also known as Omni, thanks Waffle Shaco, Colorado Beekeeper, Fruitcake, Jennifer Colkins, Midday Burger, Dawn Parks,

Throat Goat 6666, Oh my God, My Dad found out about my Patreon name. Fishing a bag, September, Previously Observed in the Pattern, Prime Freak, Protector of the Scottish Realm, Little Lord Stevie Pi, Droid Pirate Finlay, and his Rubin-esque parrot,

Defleater Mouse, Tony Peacarsky, Adrian R. Havier, Crazy Thadley,

Criminalist is just happy to be here, The Twisted Twigster, Real Housewives of Seagious, Thay Queen, Oop Shnart the Probability Demolition Expert, Forma Mother, Nicole Studioso, Signed my Giant Angry Flailing Mungo, K the Flying Penguin, Hunks at the Horde of Bethonies, and Crouching On Their Nest,

“Honestly, This Is Getting Observed. Trucks Stop Sandwich,”

Indigo Escargo, Love My Captain, Joe Malma, Wandering Biscuit, Castriff, Retro M. G, Night Script, Utrid In Rose's Viking Void Vitals, Fuelling The Intergalactic Fight Against Fascism. Yeah, not sure what I'm doing, River Brown, Senior Doose, Warped Writer, Tim Nacey, Rubin-Clamso, Turwin, Morgan Brockman,

Silvi, Friendly Neighborhood Fire Protection Engineer, Skull Balb, Dustin Watson, Betty White 813, Randy Supreme and Queen Lancaster, Star Scribe, Lucy and Thunderstruck. Ho-ho-ho-ho-bum-um-um-um-um-um,

Lord Narsevin, Now Granting Refugee Status To Victims Fleeing The Bethany Wars,

The Other Adele, Leah Hall, Sarah May, Silly Willy Bubblebot, Sierra Not From Arkansas. If it is your boob, Caleb Tumiala, Jason Woods, Arnie Arbuckle Esquired, Potion Mystro, Nebula Now, Regulators, Maunup, Mad Yogi, Eileen, Cat Named M,

But Tito Poto, Palace, Big Mo, I am Annie, I live forever, and every moment I've existed,

“I swear to every star in the cosmos I never forgot it was a gift.”

The Stone Fox, Silvia, Papito's, Henry the Goose, Jennifer Balmer, Ninja Grim Reaper, I am a bomb to let think of something else to do. Burr, Rick Words, Hot Shot Hutley, Momo's Mama, Space Mormon says, "What?"

Ivy Paisley, Toast, Sue Watts, Murtle, Caitlyn, Leader of the Unicorn Revolution, Matlock, Lord of the 13th Sea, Printing with Cats, Colisey Del Mar, Vaughn Vega, Dixie Dina, 7000 Possums, KBS 1017, Sarah Jack Sparrow, Space Pony,

Revive, Debbie E, Dusty Ventures, and his pilot, Uzi, Drift and Through Space. Ronnie Porter, Gloria's Line Cook, Eagle Rock Lobster, Cudell, Ferrell, Emily with two E's, Space Man Nathan,

Ramsay's niblic the third croplunk croplunk,

Boops, where's my thripple? Jackie Wavelett, Yeo-E-Gagarin, a Grimlin with the Munchies, Michelle Scorakio, Geno-I and Jacob, Space Rooster Randy, Lepard Donut, Poofy Thang, Melonuggets, Keychain Crap,

Stilo, Bumbling Lily Bee, A quick pause or joke, and sip from his tiny teacup. So apparently, one of the most expensive teas you can get is fertilized exclusively by Panda Poo. The reason why that is, is because pandas, when they eat,

actually absorb very little nutrition from the bamboo,

“and in light of that, I think we can all agree,”

that it's time for pandas to get at the fuck together. Panda, Kennedy Allison Farner, the perpetually tired transgender time traveler, Tristan Stoles, Dalin Y, Shadow Rapture, yet another Nicole, Hank the Wonder Lama,

our craft, Russell, Jay to the Lynn, just a regular Fox, Jeremy Imson, what the hell, Senate Plex, and all the black people in North Carolina, just Rachel, waffles, waffles, waffles, danger girl, atmosphere, hue bifed it, Aezus, and a phalaxis, scab with comptax, the shapeshifting sad girl, and her girlfriend say,

Joe, you've done it again, Sarah Nicole, the Kel's fights with the Bethany's, Angry Leaf's laser saw, Magnus Erochill, Amy Perry, source decay descendant of the weather catfish whisperer, vagabond Mary, bold mouse, kitty mermaid, and the delinquit duo,

Norman, Nicole, Victor Showberger, reincarnated as White Mountain Hillbilly Glitter Cupcake, Max Dangerous, Security Chief Shatsy, the anxious peach, team Michelle and Billy, Neonix Reno, Frankenator, Jordan, R1X Blasco, Ryan Rosinski, average height, medium rage,

audio monkey, Joe, team Hafevice and Kay. In the mysterious AZ HQ, I'll grant you that we have a multiplicity of mics, a jumble of James's, a trifecta of Tony's, one of whom still wants to be life, but sadly, no Bethany's. Rowan, the lady of the black and herald of the stars, Ryan Burnett,

Dr. Dr. B, Zopres and the Bumble Army, growing into my farm boots, Super Beth becomes an RN alongside my bootstep farm friend, Geneva Boss, Brothers of the Co-Sign, Uncivil Nomes, the Rat Queen Evelyn, Great Lunch Conversation, Captain Scott, Letty Liu,

He was a shifty one that Nick Howard. King or was here, a Bobby Rory Winlon Jr, B-Bop B-Dabadoop, Warped Echoes, Slabs McTurps, Jeremiah Franco, Justin, the Nick of Time, Gothic Rainbow, Cody McClure, Eternal Companion, Maxine Luzout, Jingeloss, Eris,

Goddess of Nobody, has Matilda, Ditsy Bay, Just Your Average Rease, Kyle Church, Static Ego, Lali, Evan M. Dobson, Dave B. Nabe, your friendly neighborhood pathologist, going to be lit, Captain Emerald L, Wayne Hall, Danny Mars,

Skibo and Fuzzle McBumpernits, Nielick's Tiny Wolf,

Christina Senatus Teleporting, BRB,

“Definitely not an Android, seriously, I'm not.”

The wandering Welshman, whatever tabby, Carolyn Harper, Nikolay Tolkachew, Z3DT, Shy Sparrow's BLTN, The Kiwi Duckling, Dana Dana Bobena, Fifi Fofaina, Monsters Omanax, biggest fan, Aubrey and her dad, Tequila Muckingbird, Sweather Goose,

Damer in the Space Goblin, I so pale, exquisite whimsy, I am Lord Zoltan, hear me roar, Pocket Ghost Max, my cat's name is beef. Katie Kate, get your colonoscopy, Victor Casados, Emily Schmemley, Bohogo, bye-bye for Jojo, Pogo, that's a no-go bro,

Cody Monster, Collided Mind, Miss Nixie, Baby Baton Lee, Charlie Roodle, AK, Sid the Sloth on a bike, Priya Gandhi, the wandering mermaid would like you to know that the little

mermaid and the creature from the black lagoon are the same exact story.

Little Stevie Pie, Green Mountain Hermit Bethany, Carl, the Teller of Dad jokes, Skylab's multi-dimensional multi-phasic intergalactic quantum cyberverse, Verde Sol, Galen Miller, Tess, Geriatric Youngen, Miss to Kippy, Unforcable, Local Marsh Hag,

“Daniel Nitz, Mavis Bacon's, Pyros Calling,”

the Wizard Super Califragilistic XPLadotius. Too many jans, says, things are bad, but we're going to win, Pamela Roselciera, then Stina says, Thud Tweet, Enigmatic Cat Bird, Countess of Carbon, Luminous Elk, Rodian Cauchin, Love is for the New Yards.

Tass Hernandez, Captain Crash and the Surviving Crew, It's just Tyson now. Casper needs all the hugs, but Joe needs an O2 tank. Quote says, Joe is the writer's room. Nasty Dog 74 needs crew for ship, Brown Cotes OK,

awkward heretic, Devon 777, Troy Acre, Mandy Kane, Northern Lee Kay, lost Basan, you know, the moon prison outside the triad. Kim Sel, Silly Goose Hong Kong, Ad Matha, Ghost Saber Wolf, The Sleepy Mystic, Sarah Joy, Tater's Precious, It's Just Steve, RuPaul Attradies, Amanda Short,

Chuck Brimble, Dijra, Nosa Guarro, Ben Barr, Stand Clear Of The Closing Doors, Please. Beacley Death, Sven The Unlikely, Cognito Hazard Exponged, Ted Wassin' Awesome, Vyrestria, Theosis The Theologianish,

“Fernwood Gal, Nelly G, Twinkle Tots, Phantom's Mom's,”

Callison, it's a, it's a fucking dog rapture. Abigail Yurudali, King Humble, We'd better ask Dave, when chimed for safety, Cameron Winterborne Welsh, Fireball XL5, Mackenzie Dunna, Code Stranger, One Bat to Bat, ha ha ha ha ha.

Matt N, Alfie Revinorum, Frelp, M-Lin, Feed Mfish, J-R-R-On-S-F-P, J-Spark, Little Mirror Leopard Pause, diet night, Mars royalty, Maisie's Bandstand, Kim Bob, Battle Pop and Bugaboo, Snorts Magoritz, Fresh Squeeze, Patrick Holt, Hold it now,

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Lily the Planetary Brain, crazed Bear, Megan The Meg Young, Cory Morose, Russell Bunny, Max Savage, Jenny Ren, Apprehensive Craig, Tim Araneta, Bacon, Nicole Studio So, Rambo, Jeremy Barramy, Stephanie Sturgis, Kirsten, Hurry Up and Wait,

Crittle, Twilio, Heidel Birdie, Rashmi Vinkatesh, McClump, Azana the Leather Smith, Salazar the Do Mage, Hayward's finest Gary Mealazondo.

To my little, you'll always be my good girl,

You took a piece of my heart and left a paw print on my soul, Till we meet again. Sir Shit's a lot strikes again, Dam Animal, Ashton James Elspeth, Skyland, A-L-R, sidewalk jam, Tonka 2005, Cruzenby Anthony, Tricks says,

"Weep!" Tibled the first, Elefrog, Tray the Turquoise Tortoise, Freya Titt Mittens, Courtney the Frogologist, The Fun-Tucky Wrangler, Scrim Brulee, Yay, Aaron, Zuzana, Celeste Yos,

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The wondrous Methazophone, Hashtag Nissan Akira, Finnigan Robert, Jesse Foster, Samira, Mother of Cats, Flat Dug, Deary Darling, Ambient Drifting Man 80, Chris Hancock, Nicole 23,

Gracefully impaired, Tired Pirate Muffin, Steve King Love's Kathy, Laura Roman Ronin, John Pruitt, Camel Pope, Filomena, Rebecca Trossle, Igpay Attenley, The Real Fairy Godmother,

Mitsilu, Kelsey Home, Still Casper's Number One Fan,

And Ready to Do All Every Bethany In The Multiverse With Breakfast Wisdom,

“Damien the Goddam Time Lawyer, Matt Mosby, St. Foo,”

Harry Fishnuts, Astronowee, Magnos the Civil Nome, Welcome everybody, I'm Heidelon, and I'll be leading our Midnight Burger Emotional Support Group. Starlight, David Pirini, Techno Ranger Rick,

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At All, Fear Now doesn't polish the shiny melon, Blargo, Blargo, Blargo, The Jazz Man, Tonight at 11, Lorac the Barbarian S, Hicks Bezzy Mates, Zellis Pragma, Tuba Rick,

It's just a Blake, Alice Malis reminds you

“to take your medication, please, your health is important.”

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Sweet Michelle, Kara, Colmi Zen, Calibre, Malmomburg, Rogue, Lisa Geysler, Attention, Dred Pirate Fred Fridberger, We have Run Out of Languages. Please contact our office.

What the Chuck, Sonor Nassuno, Ben and Jessica, Todd Van Vores, Naya De Russo, Pichis Atowici, Inky the Grak and Azula the Brave, and their ever-faithful Squire Grab Thar, Jenick Stranius, Dancing Dog Dreams,

Trinket Coralie, and Existentially Exhausted Beam. (upbeat music) You guys, I had my two colors of highlighter and everything. Aw, I'm all. Aw.

(laughing) A plus, going around. Who says I hate poetry? (laughing) (laughing)

- Oh no, Frank. - Oh no, Frank. - Oh no, Frank. - Oh no, he died. - Oh no, he died.

- Oh no, he died. - All right, the field collapses the space within. It does not repel attacks, but rather makes the target effectively non-existent. What does this mean?

This dialogue doesn't make any sense. What is all this bullshit about a resonator? - Scottie and I were talking about this yesterday 'cause she loves Godzilla. And I love Godzilla and I said,

you know, Scottie, you and I are not the only two Kaiju fans involved in this show. (laughing) Joe kills Krak with basically two Kaiju. (laughing)

Whereas the cucumber water, it was in the contract that I would have cucumber water.

- All right, always up for a mellow hang life.

Whoa, everything he makes, somehow involves like BMX, bikes or skateboards, and I understand what it means when extreme is spelled with the X. (laughing) - Always has an energy drink.

- Yeah, oh yeah, you know. - Oh yeah. - I think a little bit more.

“I think less screamy and more like just imagine”

everything he says after everything he says is like, "Man, no, no, no, no, no!" (laughing) - Okay, yeah, I'm here for you, I'm here for you. Are you ready?

- Yeah. Fuck yeah! (laughing) (laughing) - How do I pronounce this?

Yezinka, who is Yezinka? - Voon is working on the secret. - Secret, well, bud. (laughing) - It's so, it's so, it's so, it's so secret.

(laughing) They don't even have it. - They don't even have it. (laughing) - I told my agent I wasn't going to do this.

I swore I'd never work with a Mongo again.

Mongo's and children, never again. - I'm trying to convince her. You're doing a great job. (laughing) - I'm convinced.

(laughing) - Cosys is tough nut, it's a grass. - She is, yeah. - She makes me some nervous. - I know.

- I'm kind of stressed to how old.

- Yeah. - I mean, you are at war.

“- Yeah, well, yeah, it brings up emotions.”

(laughing) - Let it not be sent in. War is stressful. Y'all.

- Yeah, but have you tried moving?

- Yeah. (laughing) - I have a line at the bottom of '72. Oh, shit, sorry. Stop trying to take shit from me. - Show.

- I'm not trying to.

“Listen, I've got a billion people to keep track of.”

They told me I was too old to play Fiona.

So now here, I am in this wheelchair. - It wouldn't be a recording session with Tida if I did not ask you to make the sound of you lifting something heavy. - I know.

I know. (laughing) - So it's all of our favorite things. - Here I have the whole script around it. - I think that I do.

- It's true. - I'm gonna believe that whether or not it's true. (laughing) - Can someone get this cat off of me? - All right, here goes nothing.

Feel hits the throttle and the ship takes off. - Whoo-hoo! - How dangerous to the danger zone. (laughing) - Danger zone!

(laughing)

“- What do you mean you told them I was a computer-generated voice?”

Maybe you're the computer-generated voice.