Chapter 56: Party at the Sheep's Eye

It began as all epic tales do, with life setting a pile of shit on fire.

Been putting Fiona on fast-forward. We're now in the tour, ready. 8 years. Jesus Christ. Then giving Gloria a much-needed vacation.

Am I not the blueprint? Oh my God.

“Am I not the pattern for millions from which all future scots shall spring?”

Oh my God, Brody. Giving Eva a cat. There's a cat underneath all that hair. Giving Effy a chassis. I shall carry the to-done bed sit.

This is miserable. Putting Casper in a cube. I mean, I guess I'm not either woo, woo, woo. No gravity. No gravity in the cube.

And now, here we are. The bad guy's been eaten by a murder beast.

Finally, everything's been resolved.

You're terrified of him, aren't you? Do you understand now why I do what I do? Except for that one thing. I built the cowcatcher. I built it.

I launched it. I fired it at Crox plan. Except for those two things.

“Folks, pop your popcorn and don't thine slankets.”

The season finale of Midnight Burger has arrived. Let's start the shift. . What the fuck? Hello?

Hello? Hello? What did you do to my arm? What is this? Hello?

Hello? Who are you? Hello? How's the arm? Did you do this?

Yes. I apologize. Sometimes I can't help myself.

“The other one was what it was quite bad.”

Wasn't it very ugly? Couldn't have been comfortable. Was it comfortable? No. Good to be rid of it then.

Such a rudimentary lesson to understand the sameness between organics and synthetics. I'm not sure why people have so much trouble. I'm sure they'll catch on eventually. Who are you? Oh.

We haven't met. No. I apologize. I have a tenuous relationship with the things that you cling to. We've met many times you and I.

I didn't realize this was the first time for you.

I'll take a step back. My name is Mesoc. Mesoc? Yes. You.

You're supposed to be dead. Am I? Yes. Dead? Yes.

How do I manage that? How did you... There's no propulsion vibrations in this ship. This is Mesoc's chariot. It is.

How do you like it? It's... Your Mesoc! Nice to meet you again, Leigh. How is this happening?

What am I doing here? Well, I was going about my business and I heard something very familiar. A particular signal I hadn't heard in quite some time. Turns out it was coming from this. Not what I was expecting.

Very interesting idea to make a signal repeater. Did you make it? Kind of. It's very cute.

That's the diner signal. The diner? Yes.

Is that what it's called?

Yes. Midnight Burger. Ooh. Midnight Burger. That sounds fun.

“How's it been going with midnight burger?”

Wait. How did you know the signal? But not know what the signal was from. Oh, I don't decide what form they take. Leave.

I just sort of set them free. Set them free. Come over here. I'll show you. I think this one's about ready. What is it?

Now, now we're a little harder, leave. Work a little harder. Take it all in. Tell me what you see. A single point of light.

Yes. Which must mean.

You collapse the properties into it dimensionally.

Good. So that the whole thing only takes up one single point in space time. There we go. Each one unique. Each one borrowing from the last.

“I thought I'd try putting a river in this one.”

A river? I think it's ready. What do you think? Ready for what? Here we go.

Good luck out there. You made the diner. And the paradise. And the stone fox. And the bingo hole.

It was all you. I suppose by the transit of property. I made them. But as I said, once they leave me, I have no control over what they become.

They fall where they may. Holy shit. You know, every time I explain this to you, you have the same reaction. Dumbfounded.

But then you can't help yourself. So you try to figure it out. So. It's. A loose framework of properties.

That's right. All the properties are folded.

“Dimensionally into a single point in space.”

As you said, then. When they find a home, they. They unfold. You got it. But they can't unfold anywhere.

No. What? Some place that invites people in. Correct. That seems so random.

Why? Well, there meant to be change agents. Aren't they? Agitants. There to shake things up.

I've discovered the change needs to be authentic. Leaf. It needs to come from within. It can't come from me because. Well, I'm not from here.

Am I? I was born before the universe was born. How can I truly know what it means?

My place will always be on the outside.

Looking in. Only those who are a part of it can move it forward. But. Why? What's it all for?

Now. You know that answer as well as I leave. Why do we make things? Because we can see them. But they're not there.

Yes. But we must be careful with that feeling. We must watch ourselves, Leaf. I haven't been watching myself very well lately. Oh, yes, I know.

Case in point. Here it is. That's my cowcatcher. It is. You.

Got it? Well, I have to leaf look at it. Leaf, it's horrific. I know. We can't do things like this, Leaf.

I know. It's wrong. I regretted it as soon as I launched. I know you did leaf. I know because you forgot to arm it.

You forgot to arm it. No way. Yes.

Let's have a look inside.

See there? That should go there. And that should go there. I forgot to arm it. You did.

How could I forget to arm it? I know. I know. It happens.

“Hey, do you ever feel like there's a little man in your head secretly making you do things?”

All the fucking time. Yes. Well, looks like that was his work. Well. I'm glad I make a shitty mad scientist.

You must promise me, Leaf. Never again. I promise. Good. Now, you often like to have something called...

Lunch? You need lunch? Lunch? No.

I have about a million questions for you.

Oh, all right. Questions are good. Fire away. I don't know where to start. Pick one.

Go on. The Michael Wains. Michael Wains. That doesn't sound familiar. They live in the radio.

They're like... Fuck. How do I describe them?

“They're a signal away from, but they're caught.”

Hmm... That doesn't sound like me. I try to stay away from temporally locked intelligences. Portally locked intelligences? I'll give you an example.

This way. Hello, everyone. We have a leaf with us today. Everyone say hello. Greetings.

Greetings. Hi. Who are they? These are my colleagues. They're all herbs.

Ah, that's my point. They're not. What do you mean? Well... At a certain point, I thought it might be nice to have a conversation.

Just speak things out loud. You know, have a sounding board. So I made all them. It's been lovely. We've done so much wonderful work together.

However, one day I accidentally left some of them behind on a particular planet. And I did not realize I had done so for a very long time. By the time I returned to them, I'm afraid several generations had gone by. And despite my absence, they seemed to be doing just fine.

In fact, they'd forgotten all about me. So I decided to leave them be. And I decided from that day forward. No more temporally locked intelligences. I'm no good at it.

You made the Earth civilization on accident? I take no credit for their civilization. They created that all on their own. Quite a nice one at that. This is so nuts, man.

We're ready. Ready for what? Everyone do your stations. Let's see how this goes. Over here, Lincoln.

Here's our point of interest today. Two black holes. We're calling this one mother grim and this one grim night. What do you see? They're feeding off each other's plasma jets.

Correct.

The plasma ejecta from mother grim flies over 10 million light years

until it reaches grim night where it's consumed. Grim night in turn sends his plasma jet to her where it's consumed. A balance of energy between the two is lovely. Sure. And tell me, leave.

“What does that create in the point ego-distant to the two of them?”

Of. Of vortex. Very good. Between the two black holes is a vortex of these plasma streams. Not unlike two cross winds creating a dust devil.

The difference being this vortex is constant and stable. And what is constant and stable energy for us? An opportunity. And a way we go. Let's deploy the plasma foils.

Let's watch now. The foils are deployed and begin to harness the energy of the passing plasma streams. Each traveling in opposite directions and.

Excellent work, everyone.

Let's keep monitoring the energy. You made a windmill. Essentially. What's the scale of this thing? I have difficulty with scale.

“I'd say it's roughly the size of your home.”

Earth? Your home system. You. You made a cosmic windmill the size of my solar system. We did.

Why? No idea. An interesting experiment though. The center of the windmill will begin to harness the energy of the spinning foils. Then emanate the energy.

Not unlike a star, a star that doesn't rely on the turn of particle reactions.

But rather just. The wind of the universe. An artificial. A star. So you just bounce around the cosmos making things.

Well, what do you do? That's fair. Come along. Let me give you a tour of the place. Sure.

I'll be back in a bit, everyone. And remember. A leaf is here. So we will have lunch. [Music]

Jesus Christ. How big is this ship? Again, I'm not good with scale. It's quite large. We just keep adding to it.

Amazing.

“I can't believe I'm standing here with you.”

Here I am. I made the tabernacle one time. Did you? How did it go? It saved my life.

Good. That was the intention. Tell me, did you discover its dirty little secret? Yeah, good. The courseness on the outside of the field, right?

Indeed. If you know what you're doing, you can penetrate the force field. Why did you make it that way? It feels unnecessary. Mesox tabernacle is in essence an impenetrable force field.

Even in the strongest of fortresses, it's best to add a back door. You don't want people to misuse it. Oh, a bit nostalgic to think on it. It was such a simple idea. Speaking of nostalgia.

You said you hadn't heard the signal for the diner in a long time. It's true. You've read so many of these things.

“You must hear their signals all the time.”

What made the diner so special? Good question. Let me show you. This way. Welcome to Mesox Observatory.

Here we can view any point in history. And it's not a simulation. It's the real deal. I want to take you somewhere. Oh, this fucking fool.

I built it because of my tendency to forget so much. Now if I forgotten something, I simply traveled to the point inception and observe what I've forgotten. That was the intention anyway. Sometimes I forget it's here. I forget how I remember.

Here we are. Where are we? On a rock. A rock at the beginning of the universe. Shortly after I came into being.

Look over there. That's you. There was so much I didn't know. All I know is that I needed it to create. Look there.

Between the palms of my hands. Do you see it? A single point of light. See how I fold in the properties dimensionally. And then when I'm done.

I set it free. That point of light was midnight burger. It was my first one. You know how it is with the first one? Yes. Crantful of too many ideas. No clear use case.

And even though you made it. Even you aren't exactly sure how it works. I made countless others after that. All of them more elegant, more organized, even more powerful.

But you never forget the first one.

And it all began here.

At the nexus of all things.

Wait. You said this was shortly after you came into being. In a sense, yes. As I said, I'm not part of this universe. I existed before it began.

It all unfolded in front of me before that. You existed in a place without time or space. Yes. I've heard that story before. You have, oh dear.

Have I told you all of this before? I heard it from someone else. Someone named Crock. Oh. Oh dear.

She said he came from a time before the universe began. Before time and space. What's going on?

“That's why you were making that terrible weapon.”

Yes.

He tried to kill me and my friends.

He's trying to... What the fuck? Is that another dome? What? Look.

Over there. It looks like another observatory. Oh, my. Is there someone in there? Oh, my.

Eva. What are you doing in there? Where are you? Eva. Where are you going?

Why is he building things? What do you mean? He doesn't need to build things. Why is he building things? Who are you talking about?

Eva, what? Eva, what does that say? I was pinned ahead. What the hell does that mean? Eva?

Eva? I have to go. We must go. Right now, wait. She's trying to tell me something.

Eva. This way. We must hurry. We suck. Wait.

We've gotten his attention now. We'll have to move quickly. He's. He's your brother. That's it.

Isn't it? It was you and him at the beginning of the universe. That's. You're the one he scared of. I'll need to send you somewhere.

Wait. There are a few places he can't go. But there is one place. Stop. I'm sorry about this.

I should have known when I saw that terrible weapon of yours. Listen to me. I thought there was something strange about the empire he was creating. The weapons, the defensive measures, all the precautions he was taking. Have nothing to do with us.

“If you want to kill a small group of humans, you need different equipment.”

The weapons work to defend against us. There's something else he's scared of. Obviously, it's you. He hates these creations of yours.

He's always trying to capture them.

He's scared of you. You've got to help us. I can't do that, Lee. I know. This isn't the life you want to live.

I know. You'd rather be out here creating things. But it's not the life I want either. I'm begging you. There were three of us in the beginning.

There were three of us. I just wanted to make things. But crock. Crock fell in love with the universe. He likes to fall in love.

But then there was Tirok. Tirok?

“The three of us were presented with a new world.”

I thought it was there for us to play in. But crock and Tirok, they needed to know more. They needed to know why it had all happened. Why? So suddenly was there a new world before us.

This strange universe. Why was there something instead of nothing? So they made a pact. They would use their immense power to discern the nature of the universe. They would find out why it was all here.

They would find out why their existence had become this. Over the ages, crock fell in love with the universe.

Tirok was driven mad by it.

To be so powerful and yet for there to be one thing out of your reach, it can drive you mad.

It can make all of your power mean nothing. In his madness, Tirok created a plan. If it was meant to be, it shall continue to be. But if all of this was some sick accident, then I will grind us back into nothingness. He said.

Since the universe would not present to him a reason for its existence, he sees all of us as living in a mistake, a mistake he seeks to correct. I don't know where he is now.

“I believe he made well in the fringes of the universe out in the nothingness.”

He will learn from the nothingness. Then he will consume everything with it, including himself.

Tirok is trying to destroy everything.

Crock doesn't fear me. To him, I am an annoyance, a hindrance. Tirok is the one he is truly terrified of. Leave, it may seem outlandish, but in his own misguided way, crock truly is trying to save us. It's not his fault that he's gotten it all wrong.

What the fuck am I supposed to do? Must still be stopped? Despite his intentions, his attempts to reshape the universe will only make things worse. I can't stop him. You have to go.

I'll put you somewhere somewhere that'll help me.

Once upon a time I thought I would fight back against Crock, so I built something, then I realized I have no idea how to fight back. That's where I'll put you.

I think I know where it is. There's no time to do this safely, it may be very disorienting. What am I supposed to do? Trust your mind, leave. Your mind has gotten you this far.

I'll do everything I can to help. This can't be how it ends. Leave. I believe in you.

“What's that thing you say that you say when you're about to do something amazing?”

What? Show time. ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ Drink it.

I'm here. I took some doing. Running into you on accident was much easier than finding you on purpose. How do I learn to swim in the ocean like that? I have a lot of things assisting me right now,

and it took me a very long time to learn. Also, I can't recommend it. Plotting future paths is very taxing and... Well, I'm as the present to be honest. It sounds pretty good right now.

I'm sure. How is this thing going to work? I'm going to be your anchor.

“With me anchoring you here, you should be able to retain most of the memories, like you did for life.”

I mean, that was pretty hard on me when I did it for life. I know. But, like I said, I have a lot of things assisting me right now. I'll be fine. Honestly, compared to the last few years, it'll be a walk in the park.

Okay. Are you ready? I'm ready. I can see what looks like a lighthouse in the distance. I think that's where I need to go.

Okay. Good luck, Trinket.

Hey, what are you doing here? Looking for you? Okay. You found me. I did.

Now that you're here, can you tell me where I am? I had this theory a while back. You told me you weren't sleeping anymore. And I thought you might be existing in the physical world and the astral plane at the same time. Here you are.

The astral plane? Yes. So that doesn't sound like the type of place I'd enjoy hanging out in. I know. But we all do when we dream.

You don't really dream, so there's a part of you that's always here.

I don't feel like I've been here that long. No, you never well. Time isn't really a thing around here. Time isn't really a thing? Yes.

So I feel like the more you explain this to me, the more it's going to annoy me. I get it. Probably. We can skip it. Okay.

“Frank, do you remember what happened to you?”

What do you mean? You got separated from us. Right. There was some sort of battle going on. Yeah, it was crazy.

Did we win? We did. But I didn't make it. You made it.

But now we don't know where you are.

So you came here to track me down? Kind of. I still don't know where you are, but at least I know you're okay. I mean, you are okay, right? I feel okay.

You probably can't tell me where you are, can you? I'm right here. I mean, the other you. Physical world, Frank. Oh, no.

I don't know where I am. Why? Don't I know where I am?

“Well, it's tricky to remember things from one place to another.”

I mean, well, that's stupid. Why is it like that? I don't know. I can tell you that I'm okay. I know that.

I don't feel like I'm in danger or anything. Good. This is my fault. Why? I don't know.

No, it's not.

I was always pushing you into places that made you uncomfortable.

I mean, I was kind of an asshole about it sometimes. No, you weren't. Yes, I was. You were a little bit. See?

It's fine. It's not fine. You didn't make me do anything. I mean, what was the thing you made me do? I don't know.

Well, I don't either. You know why? Because apparently, it's tricky to remember things from one place to another. See? You don't know.

Trinket blaming yourself for this isn't going to make it make more sense. You're arguing with me on the astral plane. I feel like that's not where people are supposed to argue. And now, Trinket, what I can tell you about where I am. I'm okay.

I'd like it if there were more trees, but I think I'm okay. In fact, I think I'm camping outside a lot. I think it's nice and quiet. Sounds like you don't want to be found. But that's the thing, Trinket.

I don't want to be found.

“And that's exactly why you have to find me.”

I'm sure that's only something I would admit to on the astral plane. There was some kind of battle, right? Yes. Did we win? Yes.

Well, that's great. Do me a favor then. What? Have a party? Ah, party?

Have a party. Celebrate. You guys deserve it. And then after that, whatever. Come and get me.

Do you want to finish Star Wars or not? Okay. I don't know where to start. Well, Trinket. You're going to have to commune with the great celestial humpback.

Wale or whatever the fuck. Like where are all those gods you've been praying to? Get them in here, light. Some incense. Rally the troops, Trinket.

Frank. Party. First, though. What if I can't find you? Hey.

Help me. Trinket, Coralie. You're my only home.

No, it's 10, 12, and 5, 12, spin down.

“Again, compartmentalization and roll out new firmware.”

Casper? Hello. What are you doing here? I came here to see you. Okay.

Hi. How did it go? We found Frank. He's okay, but we don't know where he is. Well, if I made it all the way back, twice.

I'm sure he can figure it out. My hope, so. Aren't there festivities outside or something? Looks like Burning Man out there.

Everyone has opened their doors and fired up their grill last night.

I had some trans-dimensional fah. It was delightful. So, what are you doing here? You know what I'm doing here, Cassandra. Casper?

I'd like for you to disconnect yourself from that machine now, please. I will. Right now, though. It's not as simple as that Casper. I have to power.

Yes, that's fascinating. I would like for you to disconnect yourself from that machine now, please. I can't just turn it off. I don't think you understand. Yes, yes.

I can't possibly understand.

I would like for you to disconnect yourself from that machine now, please. Casper? Even though you insist, I should act more like a kid. I'm not one. I have a long list of things I have to do before I can disconnect myself.

I'm sorry if that is frustrating. I thought you might say that. Okay. Which is why I've brought this axe. An axe?

I borrowed it from a man named Tarvok. Taverok? Whatever. I borrowed his axe. Why did you borrow his axe?

Because if you don't disconnect yourself from that machine, I'm going to chop you out of it. Casper, that is ridiculous.

“Oh, I think you're forgetting who you're talking.”

I'm pretty sure that titanium-lined cables are axe-proof. Nothing is axe-proof if you work hard enough. Casper, can you let me do this at my own pace? I would like for you to disconnect yourself from that machine now, please. I can't.

Why? I... I don't remember how to be without it. I figured. I'm sure I can figure it out.

But for now, I think... I would like for you to disconnect yourself from that machine now, please. I'm scared. It's going to be okay. I don't think I can walk.

I figured. That's why I've enlisted some help. Babusa. Meet Captain Philip Buck of the United States Air Force. Hello, Babusa.

I hear you might need some help getting around. Hello. What am I supposed to do?

“Anywhere you need to go today, fill will take you.”

I'm just going to ride around in his... La. That's right. Casper, I can just use a glide chair. No more technology.

Preferably never again. Instead, you will be carted around by fill. Look at his chair. It's a symphony of simple machine. It could use some oil, so it's a literal symphony right now.

I'm not going to talk you out of this. Am I? I'm a non-college-educated man with an axe. Babusa, you're not going to talk me out of a goddamn thing. Come on, Babusa.

Let's join the world. Get ready to catch me. I'm ready. Attention all souls. Dust off your finest dinner jacket and fancy folks.

Tonight, we shall celebrate our victory at the sheep's eye.

There shall be lightation and dancing for.

Hey, big life. Hey there, Gloria. Where are you headed? Big meeting on the other side of the garden. Party at the sheep's eye.

Party at the sheep's eye. I'm bringing you the malleys. Save about 24 me, okay? Okay. Hello, hello, hello.

Oh, my God. I was wondering if you guys were going to show up for the big showdown. Well, we didn't have a particle cannon on our roof, so we could only provide moral support. But that's the kind of thing we excel at over at the paradise.

Looks like things got very interesting for you after we all parted ways. Interesting is one way of putting it. It's been insane. Look at all these leafs everywhere. I'm used to a few of them at a time, but this is ridiculous.

I'm going to be honest. It's kind of a nervous thing. It really is.

I found one of the benefits of leaf is that you can always outnumber him.

Yeah, we don't want them hanging out with each other for too long. They'll end up blowing us all up. At least. Hey. Have you seen any other term eyes out there?

That's actually why I've been walking around. Nothing yet, though. You? Nothing yet. Do we want to meet other versions of ourselves?

I don't actually know. I've been coming around every corner looking through my fingers. Like I'm watching a horror movie. I mean, what's the worst that could happen? I've been saying that as well.

I guess the big fear is that the other me is doing a much better job of being me. Yeah, what if they're really crushing it? That's the fear. Hey, Gloria, have you seen Phil? He's helping Casper out with something.

“Fiona, remember I told you about that movie theater?”

This is Jeremiah. Oh, wow. Nice to meet you Fiona. Gloria, I'm going to keep searching. I think I'll try everybody mini golf.

Party the sheep's eye. Party at the sheep's eye. I've been hiding inside. Do you think that's normal? I think we've all got some collective anxiety about running into other versions of ourselves.

Gloria, how are you now? Hey, Canadian leaf. I guess it's something we can get you to, right? Life definitely has. Yeah.

Where is he, by the way? I haven't seen him. Hello, Gloria. Hey, Voon. Where are you guys headed?

Uh, we were just going to take a walk. Cool. Hey, let me know if anyone else is doing tacos. I may want to steal some ideas. Sure.

Fiona. Uh, what's wrong? Gloria, we have been in discussion. What? There's kind of an elephant in the room.

Gloria. What's the elephant in the room? Uh, us? Oh. Going over several configurations.

There does not seem to be adequate room within the diner for all designated residents. Well, what about the deep freeze? There are certainly space within the deep freeze. However, the deep freeze is not conducive to long-term residents. It's pretty cold in there.

I know. In addition, there are many possibilities for us here. There are a bunch of abandoned places here. They shouldn't just sit there, right? The opportunity to study more than one construct over an extended period of time is the unique opportunity.

This place has been my home for a long time.

But honestly, it never felt like mine.

I think we need to go house hunting. Well, shit. I know. We have liberated Libuza. Hi, everyone.

Nice work, Casper. Hey, where's Eva? She said she had an appointment. An appointment?

“Is there a trans-dimensional male salon or something?”

There actually is. It's called Space Clause. It's just past Dogstar Hot Dogs. I don't think that's where she was headed, though. All right.

Where's Nathan? We haven't seen him. Go check inside. Phil, we broke the news to Gloria. Sorry, Gloria.

I think we all know was for the best. I guess, what's the news? We're moving on. We're going to find an abandoned place and make it our own. Really?

It's a big multi-verse out there. Somebody's got to patrol the streets. That's kind of exciting. Can I help you look? I don't think you have much choice, Libuza.

I hope you don't mind me sitting on your lap for a while. You're about 90 pounds so can wet. I think I can manage. Ah. You guys said you haven't seen Lief?

Yeah. Why? Well, okay.

“Remember how my hearing is a lot better than everyone else's?”

Yeah. What? Lief? Lief, where are you? Where is the young man?

Lief. Oh, God. Hey, man. What the fuck? Kasper, are you bringing room service?

Relax. It's Crissara. What? What? La'arian Post Battleset.

It's La'arian Post Battleset.

It's a La'arian tradition. It's a La'arian tradition.

“And going to throw up all the food I've ever been to.”

I've ever come on. Lighten up, you was. Oh, God. Tito, put some clothes on. Am I making you uncomfortable?

What are we supposed to do? After a bath. It's part of her culture, Kasper. I'm just trying to help out. Rather have walked in on human sacrifice.

I mean, it almost was human sacrifice. Am I right, Lee? I was hanging on by a thread for a minute there. Details aren't appropriate at this time. Casper, listen.

I'm sure you're jealous because I didn't pick you. You're going to have to get over it. You're too squishy. Thank you, Space Jesus for my squishiness. I will allow you to make me breakfast, though.

Absolutely not. It's called What? Crissara. And it's... It's what I think it is.

That's what you think it is. Great. Yeah. Real fucking great. Kasper?

Hello, everyone. How was it in there? I quit. Kasper.

I've seen too much Gloria.

I'm going to go apply for a job at the mini golf. Hello, everyone. Greetings, Bert. Hello, Voon. Hey, Bert.

Hey, Lupus. Nice flying up there. You're Phil. That's me. Thanks for saving my ass.

I owe you a drink. Sounds good. That's Gloria. That's Fiona. Hello, everyone.

I'm looking for David. Where is David? I don't know. Bert, I see you're carrying a gun. Can you shoot me with it, please?

Depends on the situation.

“Kasper has accidentally witnessed the aftermath of Krasara.”

No. In there? Yes. Tito? Yes.

Oh, my. And who was on the receiving end of that late? [laughs] That is fucking perfect for bastard. He'll never recover.

Good morning, everyone. David. I've unplugged you. Kasper convinced me. And Phil's been giving me a ride.

Kasper? Good for something? Surprising, right? Search. Where are we going for breakfast?

I would love to. But I'm afraid I have to get somebody up to the mountain. What do you need David for? Something called Kara, okay? Ah.

On behalf of Earth, I apologize. Where is everybody? Where's Eva? Where's David? If he's at a meeting?

There's a kind of convention vibe that's developed. Fine. There he is. David, you're right here. You're David?

I am. I'm Verge.

“I'm supposed to get you up to the mountain.”

Thank you. Thank you. Are you ready? Hey, Tida. I've got to go to this meeting.

Do you want to hang out later? No. Okay. Kind of feeling like a sex object right now. Go ahead.

Go with that feeling. Off you go. Sex object. Okay. Bye.

You tapped up? Oh sure. Yeah, you kind of have to, right? Believe. I love to watch you go.

And I love to watch you. Wait. Everybody. I know we all have a bunch of stuff to do, but listen. Fiona, Voon, and Phil have decided they're going to be moving on.

They're going to find a new place here and make it their home. So while everyone's running around doing things, let's make sure to give them a proper sendoff. Okay? Yeah. You're leaving?

You're going to be much room left in there. Where are you going? I don't know. We're going to look at the abandoned places and see what grabs us. I guess we need to cut our own path, right?

Yeah. Did you know about this? She told me this morning. I still hate it, Fiona. I'm sorry.

Yeah. Okay. Well, first things first. Get Peter out here. Peter.

Shadow. Peter. Administrator access. I'm gonna start our access. New Administrator profile.

Fiona. New Administrator. Fiona. I'm not learning engine. Learning engine.

I'm not. Administrator profile. Life. Delete. I'm about to read it.

He's all yours. Hello. Fiona. Oh, he's ever sent by name before. Also, Voon.

I hear by grant you permission to access the systems I have created. Well, thank you. Knowledge above all. Knowledge above all. Fuck yeah.

Always wanted to do that.

Thank you. Wave. Okay. I'm going to go to this meeting and then I'm going to get you guys a nice house warming present. Okay.

Voon. Are you coming to this meeting? I shall attend. All right. Let's go.

Fiona. I shall attend the meeting and then rendezvous with your location. Okay. Casper. Where did the Chris Sara happen?

Oh, I think you know where it happened, Gloria.

So I have to burn my bed now. Oh, at least.

“I hear there's a witch up on the mountain we should get her to do a smudge stick situation.”

Maybe the mucklewains can do an exorcism. Good plan. Also, where are the mucklewains? They're also in a meeting. What's up with all these meetings?

Why are we in a business park? I don't know something about an old friend of Zebulans. Casper. Yeah. I have a lot of ten minutes in my schedule to argue with you.

How gracious. I've got to go talk to Casi. Go do your thing. I've got a bunch of the monies to make for tonight. All right.

Verge. Take me to the mountain. Right. This way. Phil, if you could make sure Alibuza does something young and stupid, that would be great.

I'll see what I can do. I'll be back in a little bit, Gloria. Okay. That's to you. Bye, guys.

Come in, Shmoopy. Hey. Where are you? I'm going to a meeting. Yeah.

What is this meeting? You don't have to know my business. Whatever. I've been thinking about it. Yeah.

And I think it's the right thing. Yeah. I just don't want him to take it the wrong way. It's up to him how he takes it. It's still the right thing.

Yeah, I guess. Keep in mind that parents giving a shit about their kids is a completely foreign concept to me. So what the fuck do I know? On the other hand, I know a lot of other things. So that's got to count for something.

Okay. What are you doing now? I have to go meet with Kazi. Okay. Hey, tell her I've made a decision and I have decided.

Just Zinka can keep Carl. Really? Yeah. He likes her. And let's face it.

There's no way I'm going to be able to compete with someone who always has a lap.

Also what? I'm going to start changing a litter box now. You're not going to be changing a litter box now. Exactly. And you don't have time for that.

“With all the other things you need to do for me.”

Okay. Party at the sheep's eye? Party at the sheep's eye. Just you and me, old pal. Hello?

Hello? Holy shit. Holy shit. I like your hair. Same here.

How have you been? Gloria? I brought a bottle of the throne. What to make to my lease? Sure.

Hey, Jun. How are you holding up with you, Poo? I don't know. I'm still processing, I guess. How are you?

Well, I've done the impossible. I've cleaned every room in the horizon.

Which shouldn't be shocking because that's always been my job.

But here we are. Did it help? Yes. Really? I realize something.

What's that? You know, I worry about Frank a lot. I know.

“For the longest time, I thought he was so uptight,”

that he was going to eventually turn into some kind of a movable stone thing. And then he did. He did. But literally, instead of emotionally, he has been kind of surprising me lately. Anyway, there it was.

Clean all those rooms. Think it to myself. God, I wish Frank were here. But then I was like, wait. No, I don't.

What do you mean? Well, thanks to your magical powers. We know he's okay. We don't know where he is. But we know he's okay.

And I don't know. I began to get this sinking feeling that... Maybe this is good for him. Really? Yeah.

That weird. I don't know.

He never really left this mountain.

Even when he was gone. He was mentally always here. And then when the mountain started moving, I was like, well, shit. Now he's really never getting off the mountain.

Yeah. That weird. Kind of. But I see what you're saying. I love it here.

“This weird little fucked up town has always been my jam.”

You know?

But he never really left.

And I had this weird feeling like he always needed to. There's something out there for him or something. I don't know. I guess I just feel like everything's going to be okay. We're going to find him.

I don't know how, but I know we are. Meantime. He's on a journey. Yeah. Or, you know, fill in the blank with whatever new age thing you want.

Look, I'm not going to walk around talking about how great it is that Frank is gone. Because it isn't great. I miss that little idiot. But it's necessary somehow. Is that weird?

No. No, I think you might be right. Still sucks, though. I know, drink it.

“But sometimes you have to throw a party because it sucks.”

You do? Yeah. Or at least you should. Right?

Let's play in the air that tonight.

Tonight. We throw a party because it sucks. This might be a new thing. I don't know if anyone's ever gotten this before. The hood's pocket.

First annual. It sucks, party. It sucks, party. Okay. Yes.

I can get behind that. Good. Now, there is a whole bar full of sad sacks across the street. Let's head over there and get them to stop crying in their beers. Yeah.

Thank you, Jim. Repeat after me. Right? It sucks. Hurray.

It sucks. It appears you've finally gotten your army. Slabs, McDurps. I was quite surprised to see you out on the battlefield. The fates drove me to Newlands, where I and my beautiful boys found ourselves

was no place for a soldier of fortune. So instead, we cast aside our former lives and I'll find ourselves here. Quite a surprise to suddenly be fighting alongside the death witch of the triad.

I never appreciated that name.

I'm a scientist. Not a witch. Yes. Though death scientist of the triad does not ring out in the same way. No.

I suppose it doesn't. It's a marketing thing. Yes. A economy of language and all that. Slabs.

You're very far from home. What are your plans? I have yet to decide the fate of the beautiful boys. This galaxy is yours now. No need to conquer it. Not much work to be had for a mercenary.

Don't be too sure. Oh. Let's talk later. Much to discuss. I see.

Time for the witch's return then. Later. Very well. Of what a mountain there shall be an earthling ceremony known as karaoke. That's unfortunate.

I shall be singing alien ant far. I don't know what that means. It means. You should learn to celebrate. Cousie.

What could his conquest without celebration? I'll consider it. The booze. Yes? Are you outside?

Yes. I... Casper convinced me to disconnect myself from this tech. I see. Good.

Good?

“You should exercise your legs at some point.”

Okay. We need to speak later. All right. I'll find you. Cousie.

I'm here. I just passed a porcupine guy in the hall and it was a deaf-defying experience.

Sure.

What is this thing you're looking at?

It's a boring machine. Doesn't seem that boring. It's a drill Casper. I see. But it doesn't drill through the earth.

It drills through the fabric of space.

“That's how Crock built the warp tunnels that connect this galaxy.”

With enough energy, this machine can take us virtually anywhere. You're going back to the triad, aren't you? Some day. Right now, there's much to do in this system. Or rather, much to undo.

After that? Where does it stop, Casie?

When people are no longer imprisoned, Casper.

Okay. All right. What? Let's have it. Have what?

The vitriol Casper. You had some strong words for me during the battle. Let's have it. Right. I remember.

Never mind. Never mind. Never mind. I'm thinking about what to say on my way over here. No, no, it's a point.

There's nothing I can say that's going to make you into someone else. And vice versa. So what are we doing? You were there at the very beginning of this bullshit for me. And here we are now.

You haven't changed one bit. And I don't think I would recognize the guy you met back then. So what's the point? Casie, you want to change the world? I understand that.

Problem is, been alive for a long time.

I've never seen anyone actually change the world.

So it's a hard thing for me to believe in. Casper, when I was born, your people were raising pyramids in the desert. I've never seen it happen either. But I still believe in it. I always shall.

Okay. Well, good luck doing exciting things with your boring machine.

“Did you come here to say you have nothing to say to me?”

No. I came here because I have a demand. Ah. I know what your demand is. Be it.

Yes. You needn't worry. I am, once again, several steps ahead of you. Really? Yes.

It's time. Speaking of when we met, I planted a transmitter on your body all those years ago. Would you like me to remove it? Not on father. Really?

No. Whenever I pass through your neighborhood, it'll be nice for you to get a little reminder that I exist. Yes. I think it might. Party of the sheep's eye?

Party at the sheep's eye. I'll say it dear. I admire your commitment to the souls of the lost. It may all be for not dear, but there's no use talking a certain way without acting a certain way. I'm expecting no miracles.

As you say, I'll set you down here.

“Now that I've got my iron trousers on, I think I'll stretch my legs.”

See what's about. You'll know where to find. Good morning to you, my friend. I trust your spirit is not feeling so bound as your body. Well, I'll be.

So it's true what they say. You're just a voice in a box. That is all I am, my friend, though, from a certain perspective. Doesn't that describe all of us? Incredible.

I'd ask you to explain yourself, but I imagine I'd get some sort of jumble of folk with a wooden eye. Any man capable of truly explaining himself is a man who is undoubtedly misunderstood by others.

Despite my inexplicable nature, here I sit. Seems a bit beneath you to come and blow to a limb in prison tears, I belong. I would never. I simply thought to myself, well, if our roles were reversed and there I sat in my prison cell. I wouldn't be surprised to get a visit from you, my friend.

Yes, but I do it to gloat. Perhaps, but not entirely.

“So does this mean that I can still boast that no man's ever defeated me?”

I suppose if one narrows their definitions enough. Excellent. My legend lives on. Are they treating you well, Rodnik? As well as can be expected.

It's a punishment, yes, but not a cruel one. If you're not thrown in prison from time to time, you're not doing war correctly. I'm glad you're here, as I belong. I have a warning for you. Oh, it's a very dangerous time for you at this moment.

The time after the victory can be in cities. In the void left by the defeated, new forces come in to fill it. Be sure such forces have no purchase. I shall take that to heart. Such a difficult time, time of peace.

So much more to consider. I much prefer the fog of war to the dawn of peace. The vagaries of peace time victories can make one forget there are victories at all. But, mustn't we move past all that, my friend. mustn't we move towards a time of victory for all.

Defeat, defeat itself. Yes, I suppose. But where does that leave? Poor old me. What's this all about, Zebulon?

Surely your better things to do with your time? Nearly wanted to drive a point home. As I said during our last meeting, I see all people as my friend. Chance and circumstance may separate us,

but I will always hope for a day

when we all sit down at a great table together as friends. Chance has changed our circumstances. And so now, I sit here as your friend.

“If you're my friend, how about you let me out of here as a friend, Warden?”

I'm afraid such things aren't up to me. But it does raise an interesting point. What is the man of war without the trappings of war? Perhaps just a man as he should be. And afraid I have no idea who that man is.

Let us find him together. Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. Can we try to come to order here? We've got some issues for the whole group. Everybody quiet down.

Thanks, big lady. No problem. Okay, guys. Amazing opportunity right now.

We are never going to have this opportunity again.

So let's try and knock some things out. I've got a list here. Are there any lace who are doubled up? Anybody in a two-laced situation? We are in the sucks.

Okay, great. Guys, now is your opportunity. There are a bunch of abandoned places out there. Take your pick.

“I think it's safe to say, first come first served, right?”

Get out there. Stake your claim. There's an empty arcade right next to us. Good looking out, man. Okay, second thing.

I'm going to give a shout out to Big Lave, Pink Lave, Italian Lave, Canadian Lave, and Intense Lave for their particle cannons. We wouldn't have been cooked without them. No problem. Why does everyone keep calling me Intense Lave?

But this has started a conversation. Should we be army? Are we putting ourselves in a bad position without particle cannons on our roofs? I know I kicked myself sometimes for dismantling mine. Um, can I have the floor on that?

Sure. Go ahead, man. Hey, brothers. Ginko Lief Lave here.

And first off, please come by the Ginko Lief.

We've got fresh wheat, grass, shots, and a tofu scramble

And now, to my point,

I'm not going to intrude on any one situation.

“But I think if we start building weapons on our roof,”

it puts the wrong vibe out there. We need to be a welcoming place. How are we going to do that if there's weaponry on the roof? I say, keep it groovy. What if we like weaponry on the roof?

Let's about it, point guys. We're not asking anyone to disarm. But I don't think we're ready to call anything mandatory, okay? Let's move on. As we all know, this is a historic day.

And we've been running into each other here and there for a long time. What we didn't know was that it's not just Lafes out there. Let's acknowledge Hannah Mullins. Queller the Liberator. And Mixmaster Masio.

They're right over there. They've been doing the same work that we've been doing over at Quasar Books. Dark Matter Barbecue, and the Norfolk and Western 6/11. Also, let's not forget about Vue. Vue saved all our asses during the battle.

Let's give it up for Vue. Thank you. This is a very enjoyable gathering. I would say the opportunity to document your various technologies. Oh, yeah.

Absolutely, Vue. Okay, guys. The one thing that everybody's talking about is info sharing.

Meaning like this is amazing.

“But is there any way we can keep in touch after we go our separate ways?”

Nobody seems to have a solution to this. We're talking about communicating between universes. And I don't know how we solved this problem. Ah, Lafes. Enough pal.

Tell us about the arm. Okay, okay, let's get to it. A lot of you have been asking about my arm. So let's talk about it. Vue, you're going to want to hear this.

A while back, I made a cowcatcher. Whoa. Dude. I know. But then something crazy happened.

What do we think? The one with the short hair? Too easy. I know I'm starting with a visual identifier as a way in. But in this situation, I feel like that fails us.

Historically, this has been our problem, amen. Crunching the numbers here with this many individuals. There should be at least 1.9 of them, right? Proposition.

“What if the 1.9% in the positive is actually distributed by degrees among the populace?”

Well, then we're screwed, ladies. Hey. What's going on over here? We're doing statistical analysis to find out which one is the gay one. Seriously?

What? I really need the Marguerite section to collectively keep it in their pants. You know, one of us is straight. Allegedly. Okay, everyone.

Look, this has been amazing.

I know there's a lot to discuss. I just want to say a couple of things. First of all, everyone looks fabulous. You look fabulous. You look fabulous.

You look fabulous. You look fabulous. You look fabulous. Thank you. Thanks to all of you who brought cigarettes and pencils.

I realized there are a few ink-using avas out there. I'm afraid there's no hope for you. I want to give a special shout out to Underwood Ava, who's turned her typewriter into a latex editor. So amazing.

And so unnecessary. Can I also say how fucking ridiculous and terrific it is that we're all using a different esoteric shorthand? What is wrong with us? Also, nothing is wrong with us.

Seriously. Multi-disciplinary Ava writing in Q&A form is really the peak of Mount Ridiculous. Okay. There's one thing that everyone's been talking about. And that is the problem of information-sharing.

We don't like sharing information because why? Everyone's done. Everyone's done. Everyone's done. That's right.

Everyone's done. However, we're not done. Are we? And it would be super helpful if we could find out a way to share information on a constant basis.

West Texas Ava, your group has been working on this. Yes, we have. Hey, they're y'all. We have just been getting wound up tighter than my genes about this particular issue.

Here's what we managed to figure.

“Can a message be sent between universes?”

Most likely heck, yes it can. But here's why that dog won't hunt. In order to send a message from one universe to another, we'd have to somehow organically forget that we sent the message. And if that a quantum physics being a little asshole,

I don't know what it is. Okay. Confirmed. Quantum physics is a dick. Anyone have some fixes or options for this?

Yes. Over there. In Brallo's name, Can Vara at Ut Placeira in heterosome Can Bora Sanda Ota emot in for my home.

Till example, What are you going for at more? Click or be Ut and Sond, Som an anan of us can hit. All right. Interesting.

So, we could have our leaves or what have you.

Send out probes at various locations that could be a repository of data that could be accessed by any Eva when they arrive at that universe. They are worth it for sure. Wow. Okay.

That's a very practical solution. Thank you, Swedish Eva. Hey. Over here. Wow.

This is terrifying. Guys, this is Casper. Everyone boo him. Thank you. Thank you.

Strangely comforting that sound. What's up? Nothing. I just had to see it for myself. You are procrastinating, aren't you?

I'm getting Casper. Yeah. I'm getting the distinct feeling that you're out there, Lolly Gaggan. Are you Lolly Gaggan? I'm not Lolly Gaggan.

I'm about to love Jeremiah's butt in a game of this miniatrized golf. Get over here, play some holes with us. I'm fine, Effie. Casper. They got a castle and a statue of a prehistoric beast.

Get over here and play a few rounds. You want to play some mini golf? We're headed to the Nails alone after this. Seriously? What?

There's a party tonight. Your chair really does make some amazing sounds.

I've never felt the need to sneak up on somebody.

So it's always been fine with me. I like it.

“So why didn't you have Voon make you something with rockets on it or something?”

I can get you one that hovers, you know? Yeah, I'm sure. I don't know. I've had this chair for a long time. It's a reminder of what happened to me.

Over the years, it became a reminder of what I've done. Anybody who can get used to using one of these things. And a land built for people with feet deserves an award. I had a lot of long mornings screaming at it. Just trying to get out of bed.

I guess I'm a little proud that I did it. They're easier things out there. But somewhere out there, somebody is waking up for the first time. Having to somehow make it from their bed to the sea to one of these chairs. It looks like a million miles.

They need to see other people out there who did it. They need to know it's possible. I love that. Also, I got the duct tape just right on the armrests. I can't give it up now.

Were you always blind? I'm not totally blind. There isn't a lot of sunlight where I come from, so vision isn't as prized as sound. But because we still have our visual receptors in our brains, our ears feed information to that region.

So I can kind of see sound. That's cool. It can be a lot, though. So if you ever see me wearing headphones, I'm not being anti-social.

“Then how do you let people know you're being anti-social?”

I don't know. I don't know how I am around people. What do you mean? I've... My sisters and I were freedom fighters back home.

And then we came here. I can't remember the last time I wasn't. At war? Yes. Casper was right.

Wasn't he? I don't know about that. But if you want, I can talk to you all day about how to not be at war. I think I would like that. Guys, over here.

What the hell is that place? What the hell is this place? It looks... It was like there was one place, and then they just kept adding to it.

Should we go inside? Yeah, let's check it out. Hello, Avon. Hey, Avon. How's the meeting? I'm still processing Fiona.

Are you okay? I am.

I shall debrief you later this evening.

Shall I scan the structure? Sure. Let's check it out. The other constructs seem to be styled after pre-existing models.

This structure appears to be an amalgam of standard architecture with bespoke additions. There's something familiar about it. Cheers and tables, like a restaurant. There's a second floor.

There's a kitchen, but it's small.

“I think it goes back further than the kitchen.”

Oh, hey? Don't worry, guys. I can totally make a grilled cheese sandwich back here. Well, thank God. The curious.

What's up? The establishment appears multimodal. In addition to the dining room, there is a workstation for the repair of simple machines, a medical station, a water distiller,

and a secondary floor of small sleeping rooms. In the back, there also appears to be a station for the repair and replacement of vulcanized rubber. Get your tire fixed, get your body fixed, get your gadgets fixed.

Have a grilled cheese sandwich. The triad, you would see buildings such as this and early colony candidate planets. It was called a "communitary station" or "communitary" for short.

The closest equivalent is something from your planet would be a caravancer eye. Buildings that existed along the Silk Road, where one would stop and take care of many needs while on the way to another location.

But this building isn't from that time period. It is not. In fact, I identified the technology

“that is being slightly ahead of your origin planet Fiona,”

but the technology is most accustomized and improvised, suggesting it's origins upon a place lacking structured civilization. What the fuck is this place? Fiona, that cabinet you just opened,

I think there's a piece of paper in it. Is there? It's an envelope. Here we go. Hello there.

My name is Johnny Allen West, and if you're reading this, you might be wondering where the hell you are.

The first thing I'll say is,

if you have any lingering connections to the world outside of this place, I'd get out now. The rare warning. What a luxury.

When I see a place like this, I know exactly what it is. But my wife, Numer has impressed upon me that this place might not land somewhere familiar. It might land somewhere where there are no places like this.

So just a bit of an explanation. In the world we came from, this place is called a free. It's called a free, because when you're here,

you leave your bullshit at the door. This place is bullshit free. People come here from all around to get themselves fixed, get their things fixed,

have a bite to eat, maybe find some work. I've been around places like this all my life,

but the world didn't always have places like this.

I can't tell you much about what the world was like before. People forgot to write it down, because they were so busy trying to stay alive. What I can tell you is that people talked of a world that was full of great kingdoms.

Each one of those kingdoms was building a monster. When those monsters finally came to life, they went to war with each other, forgetting entirely about the people who had created them. They laid waste to the land,

then to each other, leaving us to make do in the wreckage. Wow, this letter is pages long. This guy was very detailed.

The origins of this building are post-apocalyptic reconstruction. The world had died, and this building was part of its rebirth. Most likely, the building was found and repurposed. Oh shit, I've got it. What?

It's a pizza hut. Oh shit! The roof! The triangle windows. They just kept adding to it.

A pizza hut survived the apocalypse. I mean, nobody out pizzas the hut. Well, the base architecture is quite resilient. What's a pizza hut? Oh, my God.

Is this it? This is it. This is it. The multi-use aspect of the building is quite promising. This is it.

Looks like it's moving day. This is exciting. All right, let's explore. Congratulations, guys. Phil, why don't you let me off here?

I should probably exercise my legs. Are you sure? Yeah. It's your new home. You should go take a look.

All right. This place doesn't have a name.

“Would you as I can you brainstorm some names for us?”

Sure. I'll be right here. I'm going to check out the tire station. Maybe it's time for an upgrade. La Boosa.

Yes? I'm outside. Oh. One second. You're exercising your legs.

It's all coming back to me.

Good. What do you need?

“Is this the building Fiona and her people have chosen?”

Yes. Interesting. Casi. I should get them an auto doctor before they leave. I'm sure we can spare one.

Casi? Why are my belongings with you? All of this has to stop for you, La Boosa. This war nearly killed you. It nearly killed all of us.

Your interface with the Visetech saved us on multiple occasions. But it's too taxing on you. It has to stop. We've won. We've won.

And we don't have to hide anymore. I believe I have all I need for this next phase, without you having to endanger yourself. You don't need me? I...

I do need you, La Boosa. Which is why you have to stop. Oh.

“You can go anywhere you like in the galaxy.”

There are many acceptable planets. You didn't have many possessions, but it's all there. Your headphones and your data singer, your closing. We may be able to find you a taxi. You're right.

Thank you. I'll give it some thought, and let you know what I decide. Good. I have several other things to do. Party at the sheep's eye?

Until then. Hey there, La Boosa. Hey, Effie. Why are you in the robot suit? Well, you know Zebjelon.

As a pastor, he simply cannot stop a pastoring. Jeremiah, this little thing, is La Boosa. She was a passenger of ours for a time. La Boosa, this is Jeremiah.

I've never seen you before.

She was a passenger of ours for a time. La Boosa, this is Jeremiah. He runs himself a movie theater over yonder. Please to meet you. Hi, La Boosa, what are you doing out here?

I am. I don't know the future. Nor do any of us, dear. That's a little harder to make decisions that way. I see.

So you're out here weighing a thing or two, yes. Not only that, Effie. There appears to be a stack of her belongings there. Oh, no, my. La Boosa, are you going train hopping?

I don't know. Goodness. A crossroads. Indeed. Jeremiah, I'll defer to you on this.

Being the expert on the talking pictures, as you are.

“If La Boosa were in one of your stories, where would we be at right now?”

Well, that depends entirely on where we are in the movie. Perhaps it's a break into act two. Our hero has made a decision that will propel her through the remainder of the film. Perhaps we're at the midpoint. Our hero has achieved what she's set out to do and has found it lacking.

The realization of the false goal. Or perhaps this is the day new ma, all matters settled, all battles one, and a new life begins. I don't know which it is. Well, of course you don't, La Boosa. This isn't a movie.

This is your life. All of us at any given time are at the beginning. The middle and the end of many things simultaneously. That's why people like movies. Everything so clean and simple.

I'll say this though.

I'd never admit this to her, but Eva said something once that I take to heart quite often.

That with each action, a new world is created. And if such a thing is true, then we should take care with our action, shouldn't we? We should be careful of the worlds we create. As you stand here, let the question be asked. What world I create will be the most beautiful?

How can I know that? You can't bear. The effort to do so is all that's asked of you. So have yourself a think, and then make the effort. Okay.

Partying the sheep's eye? Partying at the sheep's eye. Onward Jeremiah. Please to meet you, Libuza. You too, Jeremiah.

Here I am.

What was that?

“It's what I say when I'm getting to know a new place.”

I run in the bar.

It's going to be fucking wasted before the first guest shows up.

I know, baby. But you're forgetting that it's the first annual it sucks day in hoods pocket. I am forgetting that. I should respect the day. Oh, hey Celeste, there you are.

Hey, we've been looking for you. Where have you been? Ah. Well, Celeste. Are those your suitcases?

Yes. Yes, they are. Celeste. Slabs are staying here to help out that woman. The scary one?

Causing. Yes, her. But he asked me to come with him. And. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. I've been out here for 20 minutes. I haven't had the heart to come in. Damn. Celeste.

I don't know what to say. Oh, shit Celeste. There's nothing to say. There's nothing to say Celeste. You're following your heart.

I mean. Slabs is a solid guy. He is. He is.

“Mostly because his skin is arm-replated.”

But also for other reasons. He makes you really happy. I know. But. With Frank gone.

I know. As the party moved out here. Celeste. Oh, God. It's okay.

We've got you. June. Celeste has some news. News. What's going on?

June Celeste is leaving. What? She's in love with Slabs, McTurps, and she's leaving. Just like that. Just like that, June.

I know the timing is terrible. You zip it. Come here. Big hugs. Come here.

Okay. Look at you.

“Both of you, going out there into the world and banging aliens.”

Feel like I've taught you so well. You're not mad. It's the last I can't be mad.

It's the first annual hoods pocket.

It sucks. Day. No one's allowed to be mad on this day. It's not your fault that you love. A spiky bastard.

The heart wants what the heart wants. He does have a heart. Five. Five. Wow.

Okay. The heart wants what the heart wants. Celeste. Hey. What are we doing out here?

Hey, Steve. All right. I got this. Steve. Come here.

Little buddy. Hey. What's going on? Steve. Celeste is leaving.

What? He's in love, Steve. In love with the spiky guy. Slabs, McTurps. Slabs, McTurps is his name.

They're going to go live happily ever after together and have weird little hedgehog babies.

And because today is the first annual hoods pocket.

It sucks. Day. Things that we push past the shitty feelings and get to the good shit. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Say something nice to Celeste. Celeste? Slabs, McTurps seems like a really cool dude.

Thank you. He looks like one of the action figures I used to play with as a kid. I remember when I was a kid. I used to say, hey, I really wish I could hang out with you guys in real life. And now you're going to spend your life actually doing that.

I think that's really cool. Thank you, Steve. Uh, hey guys, I'm sorry I'm late. What are we doing? Okay, Steve.

Pay it forward. Here we go. Okay. Okay. Doug, Steve Celeste is leaving.

Where's she going? She's in love with Slabs, McTurps. They're going to go, you know, be together. Oh, wow, Celeste. Yeah.

Well, I mean, congratulations. He seems to make you very happy. Thank you. He does. Where are you guys going?

Going. Uh, we're not going anywhere right now. He has a camp near the garden. And I'm just, I'm telling people.

Okay.

“Because, you know, the mountain mountain just got here.”

Right.

Yeah, and it'll be here for several months.

Right. So, you know, it sounds like Celeste will as well. So, so it sounds like we've got, you know, many more months with Celeste. Okay. Maybe all of this was a little premature.

Just a little. Yes. It really helps. Guys, I still need to tell Trinket. What do you think she's going to say?

I think she's going to say Celeste. Congratulations. I'm so happy for you.

“And don't you think for one second that Frank would want anything more?”

Then for you to be happy. Thank you, Trinket. Celeste, you're a big weirdo. Uh, I'm going to miss you. Well, again, it's several months until I'm just putting it all out there, Doug.

Yep. Sorry. Now, come inside and meet David. He's a fucking hero! David.

Hey, how's it going up there? These people are ridiculous. What do you mean? Yeah. One of them went outside, and then they all followed each other out like it was a congeline.

Have you got the karaoke machine set up? Yeah. They asked me if I had any dust funky beats? That was a new one.

“Hey, uh, when you're done, do you think you couldn't get a ride back down here?”

Yeah. Sure. What's going on? Uh, I want to show you something. Show me what?

It's a surprise. Okay. It'll only take a second. Uh, all right. I'm almost done.

I'll be there soon. So, for me, it wasn't a pandemic. Honestly, I don't know what it was, but at a certain point, things just stopped working. All the things that we dependent on that we assumed were going to be there just stopped being there. We looked at this house on my street and a fire started there.

They called the fire department, and then they called again. And they called again.

And they just never showed up.

We all just stood there watching this house burn. Even though we knew there was a fire department. We knew that it existed, but for some reason things just weren't working anymore. And even though we all knew it, we all knew that we were living inside the shell of something that used to be. People kept doing the same thing over and over again.

They would pay their taxes. They would expect police to come when they were called. They'd expect the water to turn on. They'd expect the water to be safe. But it just wasn't anymore. Then late when I was coming home and I was stopped at a red light and I said to myself, "Wait a minute.

I don't need to stop for this red light. The world has ended." So I drove through the red light, went home, packed up my knives, and I decided to just start driving until things made sense again. I wound up in Mexico at one point. The street lights had stopped coming on at night. And a lot of places didn't have electricity anymore.

So it was dark. I was driving through really dark streets. And then I saw a light up ahead. And I drove into the parking lot of El Pasano bar and grill. Like it was waiting just for you.

Yeah. So how has it been? It was a fucking mess at first.

First of all, the cook was a Japanese man who never said anything.

Now look, could a Japanese man run a Mexican bar and grill?

The waiter was an art historian, I guess that's no surprise. But then there was a drunk at the bar from Germany. And on top of all that, there was a bird, a bird, a fucking Paisano, a roadrunner. Just hanging out. So you know the drill?

This thing starts flying around the cosmos and the revelations come pretty fast. My waiter was not an art historian. My waiter was an art thief. The drunk at the bar won the Nobel Prize in physics in 1968. And the Japanese man behind the grill, a literal fucking samurai.

A samurai walked into the place in medieval Japan and just started winning it. Holy shit.

It took a while, but I finally got them whipped into shape.

People keep asking me if I have a leaf.

“What are they talking about? You should think about it. They're pretty handy.”

I don't want some guy building a huge gun on top of our place. He will definitely try and do that. You have to stay on top of him. Although after what happened yesterday, I may need one. I wouldn't worry about it too much. In the end, I don't think these places take us anywhere we can't handle.

Yeah. I remember that lesson. Yeah. Standing outside Mom and Dad's house, right? We had to go in and start packing up all their things.

That's when we set it for the first time.

If I couldn't handle it, it wouldn't be happening. Do you think they're proud of us? It didn't take a lot for them to be proud of us. Do you think they wanted us to marry Ricky? Oh my god, Ricky, that fucking guy.

I know.

“One time we landed in a swamp that had huge fucking dinosaur type things in it.”

All of them wanted to eat us. It was fucking terrifying. You know what I said? At least I'm not having Ricky's babies right now. What a lie. What a lie.

What a lie.

Nobody will ever know, you know?

Well, I mean, on one planet there's a statue of me, but it's not a big deal. Oh, well, look at this bitch. She's got a statue. It's ridiculous, but I earned that fucking statue. I have to get a statue.

I'm getting an inferiority complex from myself. This will make you feel better. You kept your car, didn't you? You didn't keep your car. I didn't.

I left him on a dirt road outside of Phoenix. You abandoned Borito? I did.

“You have to roll you bent through together.”

No, I kicked myself all the time, but I think it's like you were saying. Nobody will ever know. I wanted to leave something of myself behind. If nobody ever hears from me again, at least there's a Ford Festiva sitting there in the middle of nowhere to prove I existed. I get that.

Of course, now you have a statue. Yeah, so you could have had a statue and a car. I could have. So now all I need to do is get a statue and I'm officially winning. I don't know.

Did you manage to get a hot Scottish boyfriend? Got it? Yeah, how hot. Seriously, so hot, you don't have to say how hot. I mean, did he have a job?

He raised mushroom. Get the fuck outta here. It's true. That man doesn't exist. Infinite universes.

Eventually you hit the jackpot. I hate my car now. Sadly, I had to abandon him too. Oh, so he's out there somewhere and he's available. Go get him.

I don't know what to do with it all sometimes. The world failed us. When the world fails you, you have to make your own world.

You're doing great. Gloria. You too. Gloria.

“Okay, Gloria, there's no easy way to say this, but I think I need to take the espresso machine.”

Gloria, this is Fiona. Hi, Fiona. Just give her a minute. Hey, Leifarino. There he is.

Hey, guys. Hey, Leif. What have you got there?

I have a bag full of presents.

I'm really like that guy Satan Santa. What a big difference. They both come bearing gifts though Where's my present give me my present give me give me give me give me give me give me give me give me give me give me give me Hey, some glasses from Greedon. Nice. The tint will change with the light You can look right at the sun with those. Excellent. These are my whole personality now Steve This is a copy of Funch Brungland's Pharmica. It's a rundown of all the drugs in the triad

Now you can avoid another scramble dig situation. Oh, you're just giving me a to-do list man dug This is Andy B's field guide Most major birds in the triad should be in there. You've got pictures, video, and audio of all their calls. Wow. Oh, oh, let's see the the

Cinder husky also known as the what do you do in bird? Oh, oh, we should hear that

Oh my god shrink it this is the whoack. What are they it's kind of like amber But photo reactive particles are suspended in it When you turn out the lights, it looks like you're holding a handful of stars. It's beautiful Thank you. Wait. Celeste. I hear you're moving on. I am kind of sad. Well It's going to be an adventurous life. So

Here's something for an adventure Gun a snarky bark double zero fits in your pocket, and it packs a big punch. It's very cute. What are we chopped liver over here? Okay, okay? Trinket can you hang on to these for me? What are they? That's every issue of swamping by Alan more

For friend when he gets back

Thank you, lay okay, verge Do you draw what do you think he got on maybe it's a puppy? Don't make me take care of a puppy life here

“What is it? Life is that Tommy Monk kind of I described it to Tavrock showed him what pictures I could find”

He did the best he could I don't understand good luck John It's Ken to Earthlings hanging a horseshoe outside their house for good luck This one is Fabian oh that's really sweet life it is life Thank you

I love you guys We love you too, live Life now that that's downweaves and business to conduct across the street for the party gets underway. Okay Hey, drink it. Is it time? Yeah, I've got to go do this meeting after that I'm ready to get fucking wasted. How right?

Casper you got your ears on yeah, what's up there is a whole Carnival on the south into this cardoon sounds like fun. Have I told you how a deck I am at the ring toss? You have not Frog Frog I've named him Joe because he appears to be so down trodden you've won me a depressed frog

“I think you'll be along quite nicely. Thanks, Effie. Hold on over here, dear. All right. I'll be there in two shakes dear”

Casper how do you fare? I'm doing okay in the off chance that the day happens to hang Evie round you Casper just a reminder you need not bear the weight alone. I appreciate that zebular I'll see you tonight until then Hey, X Family meeting

Hey, where have you been? I've been all over this place. It's fun any Casper's out there. Nope Just you and what of a guy you and me both? Is this time? Yeah, I think so it'll be okay Okay, there you are. Hey, what are you guys doing? Family meeting sounds important. What's up?

There's the paradise all the way over there the diners all the way over there

“Apparently Fiona's crew has found some sort of weird”

Converted pizza hut. That's in there somewhere There's a carnival There's many golf The crafty introvert Dick Rickles all night dance hall

The waffle shadow. It's a lot. Yeah Take your pick What do you mean? I spent decades

Just needing to know that you were okay

That's a long time It meant a lot to me when you turned up in Pasadena For while I got really wrapped up in the semantics you're okay, but the David from my universe is he okay Does this even count as you'll be okay? But then I came to the conclusion that I know for a fact that

Every single version of me in every single universe loves every single version of you So in the end it doesn't really matter I found you and you were okay I now know it's possible for you to be okay So here we are now

We're out of danger and I ask myself What now

“You're telling me to go? No, David. Is this what you want David?”

What I want Is to wake up tomorrow to you crying in your crib You raise your arms up to me and we start the day That's what I want It's just

Goodbye and goodbye and goodbye Over and over again That's all anything is I'm not telling you to go You're more than welcome to come back to the diner with your boring dad and make that your life. I would love that

You're more than welcome to stay here with cosy and the freedom fighters. I would hate that But standing here on this hill Overlooking all this I

I'll never be able to offer you this again

And I'm your dad So I have to you want me to stay but you're asking me to go of course. I want you to stay but that would be about me not you And it can't be about me. I don't Understand this I know

I had no idea how to have this conversation. Then why are you doing it because I have to David why Casper home Jesus what I'd like you at this meeting on the mountain I don't care. It's important. I'm in the middle of something important cosy. I find that hard to believe he Casper Why don't you go ahead and

“Take that meeting what I think David and I are going to have some sibling time right now”

Go to the meeting. I don't want to go to the meeting. Yes, sir Go to the meeting or I'm going to teleport you to the meeting We'll talk later. Sure. Come on. Let's walk David there was no good version of that conversation But he had to have it anyway. He didn't have to have it at all. I know what you're saying. He just got back

I know that's all you heard but that's not

“Would he told you I gave up everything to be here and he tells me to leave. Okay, someone in this conversation has”

forgotten that I can read minds. What does that have to do with anything? You're doing this out of guilt, David No, I'm not you ran away from home at the age of 14 and you found out later that it really fucked up your dad It really did fuck him up, David Those parts of his mind those memories there very dark it's the diner saved his life

You've been trying to make up for all that

Why is that so wrong? It's not wrong, David

In fact, it's very sweet But do you really want to apologize for all that he went through?

“Maybe I do the best way to do that is to have a great life and even though there's no way that conversation just now”

Couldn't have been misunderstood He had it anyway because he wants you to have the best life you can. Why can't that be at the diner? Or maybe it could But I want you to imagine ten years from now 20 30

What does it look like then?

He can't have this conversation with you ten years from now because this opportunity is never going to happen again

Trust me. I know. I'm a time traveler I don't know. Look There's no wrong decision There's just a decision That's all

But whatever you decide just keep in mind that you've got a goofy Indestructible sister and she's going to stop by sometimes and it's going to be amazing Okay, you know For most people the biggest decision they have to make in a day is what to have for lunch. So Okay

Careful Peter. It's an antique hey. Oh, hi. I promise my robot is not stealing this espresso machine

“I believe you. He's pretty cute. He's great”

Peter say hello. Oh very cute. I'll repeat anything Peter say spaghetti squash It's not really a conversation but I like to pretend it is Fiona right? Yeah, I'm cast. Oh, you were in my ear yesterday. I was

Thanks for the help. I am not battlefield ready. I don't know about that. Thank you So I think we're from the same planet Are we 2012 planet Mitt Romney? Oh, yeah How are things going? I've been a little busy, but I'm sure they're fine

Wow, what are the chances right? So why are you stealing an espresso machine? Well me and my friends are moving from the diner over to something that used to be a pizza hut and is now a whole other thing That's exciting. Yeah, lots to do. Are you going to the party later? I'll be there. Cool. See you then Hey Fiona. Yeah, can I give you a tour of my spaceship later? Oh, that sounds really cool actually

But we kind of need to get our stuff out of the diner before these things start taking off again. Fiona Can I give you a tour of my spaceship Oh, hi a tour correct of your ship Yes Got it Peter say in you window I

Would love a tour of your ship great it looks like a great chip. It's a fantastic

That's great news for ship lovers party at the sheep's eye

Party at the sheep's eye See you then Back in the saddle again baby

“Everyone can I have your attention please a woman just hit on me please lay your laurels at my feet”

Congratulations. Oh hey, Luba's a Luba's a is that all of your stuff The most confounding thing about this story is the lack of evidence What I mean by that is me sock for example left traces of himself all throughout the triad

You can find bits and pieces of his designs on multiple planets not to mention the fact that according to life's theory

He was responsible for the creation of the entire earth civilization Then there's crock crock was a freedom fighter during the age of conquerors and left behind of very many children as some of you know but this tirac character There is no evidence in any database of anyone matching this description Some sort of eternal madman bent on destroying all of existence

I can only tell you what he told me forgive my frankness But this story has all the hallmarks of a hallucination the only problem with that is my left arm and my right foot Yes, to the uninitiated lace left arm and right foot are unlike anything we've ever seen They be classified as a one-to-one device something that can completely take the place of an Extremity in both function and sensation

There is nothing like that in the triad not even a theory. I have done comprehensive scans of Late synthetic limbs and I too am confounded by their technology So whoever this tirac guy is we don't know anyone He wants what a lot of people want to know why we're here and because of all that he wants to destroy Everything everything destroying everything implies wreckage in the aftermath

He doesn't want destruction he wants He wants nothingness there may not be any proof that he exists, but there are figures like this in the collective unconscious We all throughout history you can hear stories of a paradise being created and in the midst of all that is one guy who really Really hates that it happened multiple aspects of life story appear to be true. There is evidence that can be cited

“The only thing we have no evidence of is the mention of tirac”

I believe it would be foolish of us to discard one part of his story as false while accepting the rest is true I'm not prepared to accept any of it as true just yet causing I know it's a tough pill to swallow to learn that not only did you have a shitty father you have a shitty uncle But your other uncles great okay guys what's the point of this council of elrond here news flash? There's a shithead out there what else is new I was the one that wanted to have the meeting

I thought it was important that everybody know what we know Now that everyone knows my take on it is this What the fuck are we supposed to do I agree We all live our lives on the brink of destruction every day this being whoever they are They're just another thing that can go wrong. It's good that we know he's out there

We can all keep a lookout and until then We've got someone to find and we're going to focus on that. I think we'll slide with the sorceress on this one y'all Seems as though a great evil lurks

“One might think the best way to confront such evil is to ride out and face it down”

I believe now as I always have that evil quite often wants you to get down in the mud with it

When the true way to cast it out is with acts of lawfulness acts of hope acts of kindness Evil cannot dwell in a land of plenty Fruit spawn from the fertile ground of joy will be bitter upon evil talk I'm really loving the radio people by the way. All right guys Party at the sheep's eye party at the sheep's eye

Hey boom How are you holding up? I must admit the days and filled with many experiences that I'm failing to Appropriately categorize yeah it's been a wild one, huh? We're throwing to your story of me sock Allegedly my people were created because because of on the stake sounds like it yeah

Listen, I know it's time to party, but could you help me out with something? Of course, all right, let's take a walk

You All right step up losers

“He doesn't has five pairs of pants and she's not stopping there. This is a rules get up here losers”

I'm taking your pants. I'm taking your pants and I'm taking you are fucking fan Ma'am my name is Captain Philip Buck and I'm about to win those pants right off your ass Now we're talking let's get ready to rumble

I would never say I'm chosen because that puts me above other people, but I'm on a path

I'm I'm locked into something as though the dark path through the valley Suddenly it becomes lapped with exactly and it's a very real feeling let me ask you this trick it Do you ever have notions coming up in your name? Oh my god Minor in my elbows, you know, I usually don't let people smoke in here. That's fascism Just this one time baby, I promise

This is the finest rolled cigarette I've ever had in my life. It's the extra arms. I need to get me some of those

Yeah, the bottom ones are always trying to take my pants off. Have a mind of their own honey. Sure. It's always in negotiation. Hey

I wanted to say I really admire the way your people turn their planet into a black hole such a baller move. Thank you Where's your guy? He's over there talking about birds like a door and then there it was The Stephen's island ran. Nope in this universe. It never went extinct. You get a picture. I didn't have a camera But listen, there are so many bird opportunities out there. You're gonna love it. My life list is crazy. You know

We have wall creepers here. Get the fuck outta here, Doug. Every time someone comes in that door I have got to know their name and where they're from. People don't understand how far that goes like when I walk into a place and somebody's like

“Hey, Steve, how are you doing? It's like the room warms up a bit, right? There are too many strangers out there, Steve. That's how I was as a drug dealer”

And that's how I am now. As a what? This way. It's quite lovely here. Yeah, I'm going to miss it But my command center on the roof is like a part of me. I've got to get back to it. Why have you brought me here? When we go back to the party You should scan the sheep's eye It's built around an RVM frame. Arbion? Not many civilizations that can manipulate RVM like that

So it was obviously an Earth. I see Life you have been traveling on these constructs for a considerable amount of time. Yeah, are you aware for how long? No I lost track a long time ago

“Along your journey, have you begun to question your place in existence? Have you question your relationship to existence itself?”

Sure, how does one maintain a sense of self while the foundation upon which you have forged that concept begins to shift? It's a tough one, right? It is. Let me play you something Eldon, play that audio The birds in disclad are starlings. They can perfectly imitate sounds. They hear a sound imitate it and then incorporate it into their songs

They take bits and pieces of songs for each other like collectible pins and they pass them on to younger generations Eldon, eliminate everything but the designated frequency What does that sound like to you? Well, that is compressed to data. It is the birds. They were used to store data. Eldon Connect the data fragments

Now unpack the data and play the five

I am old town, sorcerer i.g. 3-5-5-6 binary

“Please forgive the unconventional delivery of this message”

I was seeking a form of delivery that would not agree over time And I became fascinated with these pizzerine birds and their exceptional mimicry My thought was to teach them the sound of a stream of data That could then be decompressed and accessed Thank you for being the recipient of this experiment

My motivation for investigating this avenue of experimentation was a desire to establish an asymmetric form of communication I wished to speak not with the homeworld, but with those of us out here at the fringes of the cosmos Hello my friend, how have you heard? I have something I wish to pass on to you

We are told, keep bird within you and I always have

But I wish to say that there is room within us for so much more That sacred community upon which our civilization was founded does not have a locust It is not fixed Keep bird within you so, sir But also

Earth is everywhere Fascinating It's really something, isn't it?

“What you suppose was the need for delivering this message”

You asked me how I keep my head screwed on straight We're engineers, Voon We stick with what works There's a bar full of people back there That's what works for me

Earth is everywhere Earth is everywhere Hello there Hello

It's a truly lovely evening, isn't it David?

Oh, what's this vibe? What? A vibe? What is happening? I think you know what's happening Really?

Oh, yes Look at you Look at me Okay, let me guess Major cast

Major cast, David Oh, what's that? It was Major, David, that's how it was

Welcome back to the land of the living

Thank you, my fellow sex haver What are you doing out here on those steps? I was thinking What about How's the new place?

It's great, so far No secret portals, so frozen worlds yet, but That's nice again It's a pizza hat Technically, it's a pizza hut that survived in apocalypse and then became some sort of post-apocalyptic oasis

Right? I'm excited, I'll tell you all about it What's up? David? Have you got room for one more?

Really? If you don't, I understand David, I'll knock down a fucking wall if I have to Come inside, tell me everything Okay

“So you're really going to climb a board one of those things?”

I was surprised too Do you need a gun? Let me get you a gun No, thank you, tea Just a small wood, are you sure this is what you want?

Libusa? Yes, I think so It feels like the right thing Sometimes it's just Time to go, sure we'll see you again

Casper keeps coming back, the poor bastard He can't get over me Oh, where are you about you, too? Are you sure you'll be alright without me? We've got plenty to do

That's correct We still need to get kryptesia in order And then after that, we'll decide what to do about the triad But before all that, I have a date What?

What? What? I believe we discussed a vacation I remember that, yes How would that work exactly?

But it's out there somewhere I can feel it Okay Hey What? I love you

I know

“It'd be weird if you put up with this much abuse and didn't”

Right? Right I reiterate my previous point Which was? Don't go

And I reiterate my response Good Everyone? Hello? Can I have your attention, please?

Thank you First of all, I want to say thank you to

Hood's Pocket for this amazing party

This has been so great And thank you for taking care of life for us Secondly, I just wanted to say something really quick I know that pretty soon here All of us are going to be going our separate ways

And that will be very sad because you're all so wonderful That's maybe think of something that an old man told me one time I live forever in every moment I've existed That means no matter where we go and no matter what we do after this This moment right here

Where we're all together, we'll last forever I'll take that with me when I go

“Hey everyone, are we ready for the group photo?”

Pretty big move to put your girlfriend in the picture, Doug Are you sure you're ready for that stud? Come on, I do not like photographs I know babe, I really appreciate you taking off your shirt though I'm ready

X, come here We're doing the picture Dad, come here It's picture time Come here

Okay, David, what is it? What's going on? It's Christmas

What are you talking about?

Today is Christmas Day I don't understand I don't, I don't think we know what day it is I can ask that computer box Thing?

What day it is? Listen to me Today is Christmas We are saying today is Christmas Why are we doing that?

Because tomorrow X is going to count 364 days

“And then she's going to get in the boom cube”

Come get us And we are doing Christmas Oh That's actually a great idea That's a great idea because we have the boom cube

We have the cube now Okay Okay, but where are we having Christmas? We have snow So that's a point for us

I have kids though I mean They're trees but they're so kids Question Can we put the Christmas ornaments

On the children? No We can figure this out later I think it's great It's great

David Y'all want to hop to for the photography Oh sorry sorry sorry Okay Mucklelands, I've got you

Dear, why are you putting on a tie? You know they can't see us It's the spirit of the moment Hey, I'm gonna hold up some all-time cocktails What do you think?

You know Hang a lace gift Above the door Kind of means we're married now Oh yeah

Well, I demand that you change your last name To peppercorn Done Is my sign blocking anyone? What does it say?

Will you love you, Frank? What do you want? Do I look okay? You are a vision I am not holding your hand for the picture

True set, I wanted to hold your hand You wish you could hold my hand I would like copies of this photo please Slabs, what kind of camera are you using? If only when you're gonna take the picture

I'm gonna throw Peter in the air How shall I pose for the picture? Just wave to the camera, Vone Oh, how's my hair like that? A date?

Like with a purse, please I'm trying to stand still for the photograph Prepare yourselves Five, four, three, two So that's what this place is

But what is this place really? I heard in the old world there were billions of people

Which would make you think we were always together

Turns out the more of us there were The less time we spent with each other Not sure how that happened I can tell you how it was for us

For us at first the world was dark

“And you were suspicious of every noise you heard”

You'd make your way through the stark land Hoping one day the sun would come up Not knowing if it ever would You put one foot in front of the other and you just Hoped

Hoped that one day it would all make sense Hoped that one day You actually had a reason to survive As you touched along that road one foot in front of the other If you did it long enough

Eventually there was a light up ahead The closer you got the brighter it got And there was a door there and a room and people and a place to be Thank God I kept going You would say to yourself

Thank God I'm here

“Right now as you're reading this there's someone out there on a dark road and they don't know where they're going”

But they keep going anyway in the hope that one day There will be a reason Their desperate for the world to show them why they continue This place is the reason why That warm place in the cold the light just up ahead

They're looking for you right now I hope you get there in time They're out there somewhere Looking for you

(Music) (Music) God dammit Somebody in this crew needs to learn how to drive I don't think my feet will reach the pedals

And I believe my legs are too long I'm a creature of public transportation Same here I think we did fine

“We didn't know how to rob a bank either but we did all right”

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“To my little, you'll always be my good girl, you took a piece of my heart and left”

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We don't want them to be like that. I'm blushing. That was so much fun. I, it was so, we got way cuter.

“I know, I mean, I think cast is really excited.”

I thought she might like to decorate the kids. They have to do that eventually. With large stars, ribbon, put your star on. Everyone put your, like, the star. You get the angel.

You get the crock, funny crock ornament. Yeah. Taco ornament, grilled cheese. We like to eat it. Hanging a little mungo, um.

Exactly. Actually, source.

Dug like digs out all the ornaments from the back of the, you know, shopped.

“Yeah, Doug has some amazing Christmas ornaments.”

Vintage. Vintage ornament. Yes, exactly. Desculate. Generations.

And then the one he made in kindergarten.

Yes. I testified cookie. Yes, we don't have that. Of course. You'll want to hop to this for the, for the, for the.

Me. Try again.

Also known as the, what are you doing, bird?

Oh, well, we should hear that. What are you doing? Oh, my god.

“I think more declarative about the fact that that's a joke and stop making jokes about it.”

You know, I mean, the way you said it just now, there was a room for people to think more fanfic. You know what I mean? Yeah, and we don't want to show this issue. Yeah, we've got to close the gap. You know what I'm saying? Somehow it came up as an actual question on the disc or the other day.

Yeah. And I was like, and on guys, and on reddit. I'm just a cat like with a heck.

“You're about to shoot somebody and it's just like, it's very peppercorns now.”

That's where we live now. You're invited. You live there too. That's a t-shirt. That's a t-shirt. Oh, that is a t-shirt. Ah, put on sweet home and I'll buy it. I'm imagining Tina Felcher going.

I do not like photographs. I do not like photographs. I do not like photographs. That was, that's the one. There it is.

I do not like photographs. Okay. That was probably a little too much thought on that one. So much variety. I love it. It was all great.

Okay.