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to get good and prime. This is Bertbert, broadcasting on whatever's left of the under-signal.

“I have no idea if this dispatch is going to reach anybody.”

For all I know, it could be banked on a comms node and sit there to be discovered one day by some future civilization wondering what the fuck happened to everyone. Last night, the world ended. The network of warp gates that connected thousands of civilizations across three galaxies all of a sudden power down and were subsequently eaten by stars that used to fuel them. Let's think out loud about what that means. No more communication between planets.

Civilizations that had become completely dependent on imported goods are cut off. It's estimated that roughly 40% of the citizens of the triad are at any given time away from their home planet. Myself included. Wherever you were yesterday, you live there now. As the gates were coming down yesterday, I tried to get some sense of what was happening, but nobody knew anything. Thousands of planets were in complete panic and confusion.

All except for one. Where I happened to be yesterday when the world ended was on Rax Prime. I had begun to hear rumors of some strange things going on in the capital city of Raxias and, due to full little reporter that I am, decided to head out and see what's what. And last night, when the entire triad was frantic last night, while I was sending what may be my very last message to my mother and father. There was partying in the streets.

As far as I can tell, the world that I used to know is gone. But as some sort of weird consolation prize, it has given me a mystery. So, even though I may be a reporter without an audience, I suppose it's time for me to go to work. This is Burke Burke, broadcasting on the under signal. Welcome to the triad. Or whatever we're calling it now.

[Music]

[Music] How are you doing, okay? I think so. Where are we?

“The astral plane. It wasn't really an instruction booklet when I showed up.”

So, I'm calling this the shores of memory. And that's the astral sea. Yeah, sure. Okay. It was really disorienting for me at first. So, take your time.

It's dark. It's always like this. Like the sun is just about to come up or go down.

What's that in the distance? It looks like a lighthouse or something. I don't know. I feel like I'm supposed to go towards it, but not yet. It's definitely not where we're going today. Where are we going? It's simple. You are going to take a walk on the beach. That's all?

As you walk along the beach, it should walk you through memories.

“You need to walk long enough to get to the memory you lost.”

You're not coming with me? Well, actually I can't. Why not? Well, you're not really supposed to be here. Life. What do you mean? Reaching this place isn't easy and it takes a lot of work and not to brag, but it takes a lot of

spiritual soundness. You feel in spiritually sound? Life? Absolutely not. Right.

So your conscious mind is in a with you right now. That logical mind that keeps your emotions in check. So there's a danger of that washing over you and removing you from this place. Why isn't that happening now? Because of, oh my gosh. Oh, okay. Drink it. I'm okay. All those unchecked emotions. I'm taking all of that on for you right now. Oh god. It's okay. I'm, I'm going to be fine. Oh, there's just, oh,

“there's a lot of it, leaf. You've had quite a life. You should have told me before we did this.”

You would have said no. It's going to be, oh, it's going to be okay. If I can hold all of this back for you, then you'll be able to function here and, and most importantly, you'll be able to remember everything. Drink it. If this is dangerous for you, we shouldn't do it. No, no, no, we should. There is something really big out there, leaf. I can feel it. There is something you really need to know. Go. Drink it.

I've been doing this work my whole life. This is the big game for me. I am ready. Go. Okay. I'll go as fast as I can. Well, time doesn't actually exist here,

Frank. Yeah. How are they?

“I have no idea. Any change? Nope. They're just sitting there on the floor with their eyes closed.”

Elden, it's really weird. It's unconventional to be sure. So, they're just meditating or something. Life's taken a bit of space foot and, according to her, that allows trinket to leave him on some sort of vision quest apparently. By doing this, she can help him recover his lost memories. Uh-huh. Oh, sure. Elden, is this a bunch of bullshit? Frank, we're about 19 million light years away from any sort of provable science, don't even bother. Regardless,

trinket asks that we always have someone watching them while they're doing this. So, here we are.

Okay. All right. Fine. Do need me to send someone over to take over for you. No, I'm fine. All right. Just let me know. Trinket left you a note by the cash register. By the way. Okay. Oh, hey, Elden. Have you looked at the calendar lately? I have. If our schedule doesn't change, we're set to move again in a month. And a bunch of people from the city have moved in here. They have. So, I'm assuming we haven't told them about the whole traveling mountain thing. How does one break

that news? Exactly. No idea, but we should probably get a plan together. A great. Dear Frank, I set aside some mandrake tea in the pot to steep it for five minutes, then remove the

“bag. Remember, don't let anyone touch it. It's poison exclamation point. Sounds like you have a nice”

quiet evening ahead of you. Yeah. Sure. Let me know if you need anything. Uh-huh. God, how the fuck do I boil water in here? Yeah. Hi, June. Look at you. Behind the counter. But I get some eye of new, please. We are fresh out. What are you doing? Uh, I am trying to figure out how trinket boils water. Have you tried heating it? Ooh. Thank you. For that, June. helpful. Let's see. Uh, here we go. Wow. Electric kettle. I don't have to go gather

kindling in the forest or something. Uh-huh. Wouldn't it be funny if this was all an act, and she has like an 80 inch flat screen in the back. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. That would be funny. Also,

amazing because I am stuck here for a while and an 80 inch TV would be great.

Look at 'em. We're just gonna sit on the floor like that. I guess so. Until when? I don't know. Do you think they're going to start left 80? Interesting. It wouldn't surprise me. We're gonna put funny hats on them, right? Oh my god, now you're talking. Um, sombrero for life? Yes, but um, one of the fancy ones. That Mary-out. She's where late with the little guest. Yes, careful. Yes. Okay. And boy, what about Trinket? Uh, a fess? Of course. Oh, shit. Of course.

“Because she's so worldly. Oh, yes. That's great. June, this has turned into a fun night. That's what I do.”

But wait, what are you doing here? Well, I heard you run. What are we calling this? Trans patrol. So I thought I'd come by and keep- keep your company. Okay, but that- that's very nice of you. And uh, don't touch the tea. Don't touch the tea, why? Uh, it's poisonous.

specialty and I was enjoying it. It- it turns out it's made of something called Mandric and it's poisonous to anyone who is not me. That's so catharine to meditate of her. It's insane. It turns out the tea is

pretty good, though. Well, luckily for you, I've never touched tea in my life. So don't worry,

“would you like me to run around the corner to the hardware store and get you some anti-freeze?”

You can shake it with some ice. Make yourself a little martini. Okay, thank you. I'm good with the tea. Okay, and I brought a movie and some popcorn. Do you want popcorn? Sure. And do you want me to sprinkle some as best as on your popcorn? Okay. Yep. So how long are you going to go with this stuff? I'm going all night. June, what's the movie? It's a classic. One beloved by all a masterpiece of the

cinematic art. Fuck off. It's one thing. It's one thing. I brought one thing. And how long will you be

going with that joke to the grave, Frankie? Okay. You know what? Fuck it. It's been a minute. Put it on. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. It's either that or we stare at two people in a trance. Only. Okay, Frankie, tonight we have a very important question. Was Adrian Barbo actually attractive or did she just have big boobs? Oh, hi there. Can I help you? Pretty impressive. I'm sorry. This is exactly how I would imagine a convenience store on earth. Oh, oh, yes. Thank you. We have worked very hard to make it

“look this way. Uh-huh. What was there anything in particular that you were looking for?”

What's your name? Doug. Doug. Classic Earthling. Um. Thank you. I am looking for something in particular. Doug. Okay. Maybe you haven't heard since you're up here in this idyllic little earth town, but three galaxies just collapsed in on themselves and it's total chaos out there. Yeah, I've heard that and that sounds um, bad. Bad is maybe the most reductive term you could possibly use right now, Doug. Oh, oh, yes. I'm sorry. I'm sure that it, it's, um, whatever the

right word is. I'm sure it's that. Total catastrophe. That's where I would start Doug, though even that doesn't quite capture the magic and yet last night there was partying in the streets. There were fireworks. Raxias became the happiest place I've ever seen when it's usually described as the ass end of the triad and I found that odd. I also found it odd that I began to hear rumors, rumors that all of this, this total catastrophe, had something to do with a weird little town up in

the mountains where people are pretending to be earthlings. Yesterday, I was in Raxias on business.

Last night, I learned that I live here now and I'll never be going anywhere again. I was

never a big fan of my homeworld, Doug, but I have to say I'm a bit myth to find that I'll never be going back there again. So, I suppose the thing in particular that I'm looking for is

“an explanation, Doug. Is there anything else in particular that you're looking for?”

Salt and vinegar chips. I'll three. Thanks. Oh, hello. Hello, Doug. What? Why are you calling me? Why are you just talking through my phone? I'm attempting to be chained destined, Doug, just a natural. Oh, okay. I am acting natural. Doug, people who are acting natural don't say so out loud. Oh, I'm sorry. Try and get her name. Okay. Hey, so, um, uh, I didn't catch your name.

direct her over to the sheep's eye. Would you? Oh, sure. Bert. Mm. Good evening, Alden. Bert, Bert is here. What? She just walked into the shop and go and she's headed for the sheep's eye. Yeah. Hold on a second. Leave. Tell us. There was no Bert, Bert, in this universe. That appears to be a faulty assumption on his part. I can't connect to the wider network anymore, but from what I can

gather from local databases, this particular Bert, Bert, never left home on a sender,

which is where she would have met, life. This Bert, Bert, went straight into working for the under signal and has been there for years. A few days ago, she showed up on Rex Prime, working on a story, and then the entire tribe collapsed. And now she's apparently and very upset about it. She seems to think that our little town had something to do with the warp gates coming down. I imagine where she got such an idea. Okay. Hmm. Hard to know what to do in this situation,

isn't it? It really is. We can't possibly explain the ins and outs of our predicament. She would ever believe us. But it's also Bert, Bert, which means she'll keep digging no matter what.

So are you trying to tell me that because Bert, Bert, never met life at series station that one time?

“That's what led a dark life? Certainly emphasizes the importance of keeping your appointments”

doesn't it? What should we do? Well, it's entirely possible that this current Bert knows life's face even though she doesn't know him. She'd be a poor reporter if she didn't know the face of the most notorious pirate in the triad. Yes, she may think that we're harboring the worst of the worst. So until we come up with a more appropriate course of action, we should at least try and keep her occupied at the sheep's eye, so she doesn't wander into trinkets shop. Okay. Sure. Well,

at least I know what I'm doing tonight. So, after all a sudden done, I think it's starting

to get ridiculous to house my people and barracks anymore. I think we've got room in town. We should find some houses for them. Hey, I say that's no problem. I'll talk to Doug and find them a place. I'll be sorry they're going a while. Excuse me. I'm looking for Steve. Yeah, I'm Steve. Hi. Um, I am. Oh, no, no, don't tell me. It's a Shinzo, right? Oh, yeah. And you're from the coos. Yeah. Wow. Hey, what can I do for you, Shinzo? I would like to audition.

audition. I'm sorry. Do you guys do that here? Do you want Shinzo? I play Earth Music. Oh, Earth Music. Earth Music. What is the last time we had live music here? Oh, TJ Bandit,

“remember? He said live music gave him a headache. It's not loud. I promise. It's just me and my”

instrument. Oh, there's no harm in that. Yes, not. This isn't the down in foot loose. I, uh, I know. No, I guess not. I love Earth Music. I've been playing it since I was a kid. Let me just play a little bit for you. You can let me know what you think. I mean, why not? Why not? You know, oh, okay, Shinzo. Get up there. Show us what you got. Okay, great. Thank you so much. Steve. What's happening? Uh, live music auditions.

Sense wins. Sense right now, I guess. Steve. Yeah, what? It was Steve's idea, DJ. Come on. Steve. What if he gets up there and then suddenly we've got people out the door wanting to play music here. Oh, that won't happen. He dropped. What if he's really good? I don't know what if he's really good, DJ. Huh. Huh.

“Steve, your guy appears to be playing a tube off. Yeah. Yep. He's playing a tube on. Isn't he?”

Is this what you had in mind for live music? I mean, I think anyone told him that a tube is more of a group instrument. Uh, not a lot of solos out there. Yeah, that is the problem. What the fuck? Hey there. How welcome to the ship's eye. What can I get you?

Okay, sure. Nice place. Thanks. I recognize you from somewhere. Don't I? Do you?

“Ditra. One second. Hey, baby. Did a blue person just walk in? Yeah, just now. Remember that video I showed”

you of my friend. She's a journalist. Burt. Burt. Oh, right. That's where I recognize her. We thought she didn't exist in this universe, but there she is. She doesn't know you though. Burt's manner through life, so we're assuming no. Okay. Um, do do do do I need to do something? I'm on my way over. Can you just do that? That thing where you try on the pants off of people? I do a thing where I charm the pants off people. I mean, my pants certainly came off.

Well, they're not exactly hard to get off are they? Oh my God. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

Okay. I'll keep her busy. I'm so that was great stuff, man. Thank you. I've never heard someone play

“the tube a like that. Well, technically it's a sousaphone. Sure. Sure. Yeah. Here's the thing.”

You're all alone up there. You need some people around you, right? I think it's time we're going to band together. I don't think any we want to sousaphone in their pants. You say that, but have you ever experienced the magic that has earth wind and fire? What's earth wind and fire? Come outside. Let's talk all about it. Burt. Burt. That's me. I thought I recognized you. You're a journalist, right? I am. Hey, DJ, can I get a white wine? Sure. Okay. What's this about? You're dressed like

you're in the army or something? I am in the army or something. You mean you're dressed like you're in the army or something, but you couldn't possibly be in the army because this is a

town full of people pretending to be earthlings. Right? Hey, Celeste. Come here for a second.

What's up? Are we still doing, you know, the thing where we're pretending to be pretending to be earthlings? Right. Are we still doing that? I can't remember things like, after we beat the bad guys, we'll get a little wax around here. They did. I mean, slabs, nose. Obviously. Hey, guys, just so you know there's some sort of a reporter here in town and they're asking a lot of questions. Doug, are we still pretending to be aliens pretending to be human? Oh, um, yes. Yes? No. We can't remember. Oh. I feel, I feel like

feel like people stop asking. They did. I'm a music producer now, just, you know, so you all know. Steve, are we still doing the plan? What do you mean? We pretend to be aliens pretending to be earthlings. Well, then. To be completely honest, I've lost her. Hold in. Come on. You're supposed to keep

track of everything. How about he's never picked. Verges here. Let's let them do the talking

for a while, shall we? Right, idea. Evening. Hi. Bert, Bert, right? Yes. I love your work. Thank you. I'm Verge. Nice to meet you. You're staring, Bert, Bert. I'm, sorry. I've, I've never, I've never met a vapey in before. Here I am.

“What the fuck is going on in this town? Hmm, can I buy you a drink?”

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“giving you a little space is all. How's the trip down memory lane?”

Can't find what I'm looking for. Did you check between the couch cushions? I feel like I've cycled you every moment in my life so far. But there's still one missing. Why don't you have a seat for a while? Maybe you're working too hard. For is for the trees and all that. I'm kind of in a hurry. Buster! How are you in a hurry? In a place where time doesn't exist. Not a bad point. Beautiful place. Yeah. Reminds me of denona. Remember denona? Oh yeah. What was

that? Point three. G's? Point two. You walked around. Light as a feather. There was always

music in the air. Couldn't stay too long though. The longer you stay, the harder it is to leave. Not unlike the past. I forgive you. For what? You know what? I'm sorry I built the cowcatcher.

“I forgive you. I don't know how. But it seems like the only thing to do.”

Isn't our nature life fixed in problems? That's what engineers do. The problem isn't

in fixing problems. The problem is in what you do and don't call a problem. Crock is definitely

a problem. So is the cowcatcher life? You can't fix a problem with a problem. Life. This problem can't be solved by a page from the zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance. This problem is too big. If this guy goes unchecked, he could fuck up an entire universe. All I had to work with were some really bad ideas. That's not all you had, Lief.

You've always had more than that. Let me give you some advice. The kind of advice

that can only be given to you by a dead guy. What? Everything is always all right. Really? Everything really sucks the drama out of the moment when you say it. But everything. Well, I'll keep that in mind. Good. Now you better get a move on Kitto. Times not a wasted. I don't know where to go at this point. I feel like I've been walking for days. This place loves to tell you a story. Let it tell you a story. What do you mean? A story like

Oh, come on. What is that place? Looks like a Forboding Island.

Just barely visible on the horizon. Might be the place you're looking for. What

“am I supposed to do? Swim there? Oh, you can't swim there. Remember, the water is what could”

happen. The shore is what's already happened. Well, you don't want to get lost in the sea of possibilities. Then what do I do? Hark. What's that? I see there? A simple robot to navigate these troubled waters? A robot looks like it. I'm supposed to row all the way out to that island. You got something better to do? The astral plane sucks. It's not built for us, it's Kitto. Can't be any worse than Kuland is, I guess. It's good to see you old, man.

Bone voyage. Life. Yeah. Everything is always all right. Yeah.

So, I'll be honest, I thought the whole For Arms thing was a sort of racist demonization tactic. Nope, For Arms. But I'm assuming you don't have poisonous teeth, worship a deathguard, and can turn into a pool of black sludge on command. Those are definitely racist myths,

“but hey, if wishing made it so, everyone is very calm. What do you mean?”

Verge, do you like it here in this weird little town? I do. Good, because you're stuck here. Right. The world of the triad that we all know and love just disappeared in the blink of an eye. I heard the news. I can't imagine the chaos that's ensued on other planets. Here, it's like it hasn't even happened, or it's like, like it was a good thing. Yes. Well, maybe to people on Raxi as it is. This planet, this whole quadrant, has been getting the

shitty end of the triad ever since. Ever since my planet turned into a black hole. You've been reporting on the triad your whole life. You know what it's like out there for planets to get the short end of the stick. Everyone out there worries about the end of the world. Without asking themselves, if the world deserves to exist in the first place,

when an empire falls. There's always enough to party somewhere.

People are going to suffer out there, Verge. It's the greatest crime ever committed. What's the crime before the crime? You know what else is strange? I'm sitting here in this bar, with a vape in, and nobody's giving you dirty looks. In fact, everyone around here seems to

“really like you. Oh, what's not to like? What happened to the triad, Verge?”

Let's have another drink. Hey y'all, have a seat anywhere. We have not come to sit. We wish to speak to the one who is stabbed. We have an urgent matter. We wish to discuss. Oh, wow. Okay. Steve. Yeah, what's up? These people are waiting to you, Steve. My name is Gertz, and these are my collaborators, Ignatz and Bambam. That's nice to meet you all. So, what can I do for you?

We have come here to mark the beginning of the party. The party. It must be started. Indeed. Sorry. Steve, our interest in your establishment was a roused when it became known to us that you are

We are beyond music, Steve. You're not musicians. They're beyond music. We are thus funky

“beats, and we have come to ensure that the party has promptly begun. They'll show you”

other. It shall astound you. You have all, please. David direct us to the designated area for musical interpretations. You all listen. We had a guy come in here with a tuba, and he wanted to play us some music, and we didn't mean to put the word out that we were looking for musicians. Fuck. I didn't see him as fair as delicious. Steve, we have no wish to be an imposition, but

if you will allow dust funky beats to play at your establishment, the roof really raised him and

upwoods direction. You raised the roof? Yes, that is correct. And I think that you will find that each track has been effectively raised to bang a status. Yeah, okay. Maybe just one song. Steve believes he can only hear one song. David will soon learn that does funky beats has precisely zero skips through there yourself. Steve, sure. Okay. How's it going over there? Listen, I'm no slouch when it comes to lying my ass off, but I happen to be sitting across from the

most sensitive bullshit detector in the triad. I'm not sure how much longer I can keep this up. I mean,

“maybe you should just tell her. Tell her what? Everything. Why not? Oh, so I should tell”

her, we're on a magical traveling mountain and we just popped in to bring the world crashing down on her head and oh, by the way, birds, we're going to fuck off to another dimension in months.

Maybe don't put it exactly like that. She will never believe me.

Well, leaving it or not is her job. Telling her the truth is yours. Look, I know this isn't your bird bird, but she's telling your friend. You'd want her to tell you the truth, right? Why do I want to tear your clothes off me even more when you say the kind

“and wholesome things? I'm not sure, but we should really explore that with a mental health professional.”

Don't you think, should we, or a bottle of wine, one of the two? Good evening, Guten Abend. Yeah, does foggy beets? Storky beets. He's now moved to our song entitled "The Shwebe Van Hatt." Fantastic. The hover bike. The assistant check. Pass horse, activate, and lead stabilized. Lift, engaged. All hover bike ready. Let's ride.

Crow, frame, polished, steel, sewer, friction, sewer, wheel. No contact, air, gap, silent motion, circuit, mass. Helmet, arm, seat belt, no need, turbo, freedom, turbo, speed, pressure. Verad, the hover bike, the fever, the hover bike. I enjoy my hover bike. I like to ride my hover bike. Magnetic levitation.

Linear floor. Urban navigation. Miss a steady glow. Above the is-front. Above the street. Technology-perfected. The circuit is complete. The Shwebe Van Hatt. The hover bike. All aboard the hover bike. Hot, a stride. Let's go. Let's ride. Hammer, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop.

The goal. Leave me, glide, glide, glide, glide, downshift, now drift cool. Ride, the hammer, the hover bike.

It tools the sunset, it tools the sky. A spider, bikes, we say goodbye.

That's funky beats win right again. And when it last, we do. We'll bring you next forever bike exclusively for you. Hmm, I'm going to say attractive. Adrian Barbao. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What? It's nice to feel like a woman can open a beer bottle with her teeth. It is a very impressive jawline, isn't it? Frank. Yeah. What's up, Odin?

I'm monitoring the vital signs for life and trinket, and I'm a bit concerned. What's wrong?

“Life is fairly stable, but trinket has an increased heart rate and the very chaotic activity in her brain.”

What should we do? I don't have a visual on them. How does she look? She's not levitating. Yeah, Elden, she is not levitating. Yes. Thank you. How is her breathing? She's breathing. Yeah, correct. Elden, she is breathing. Yes, I'm sure she's breathing. Is her breathing labored at all? I don't think so. All right. Frank, Frank? Oh, shit. Elden, Elden, I think she's coming out of it. Trinket? Trinket, we're right here. Okay,

I'm, oh, this is hard. I'm in two places at once right now. Hmm. It's hard. Hard to concentrate. Trinket. Elden is concerned about your brain or something.

“I think I think that I might be in a little trouble. Trinket, what's used to be the problem?”

Hmm. Trinket? He was, he was a little kid living in the forest. His parents lived without a lot of things, but he'd he'd find bits and pieces from time to time, broken coffee machine and abandoned toy and old lamp. These, these things would talk to him. I can be something wonderful, they would say. Oh, my god, what is she talking about? These are life's memories. She's trying to synthesize them somehow. Oh, they he, he had to hide it all.

Hide it all from his parents at first. He knew how they would feel.

“They taught a child that, that the most beautiful part of him was ugly and wrong, a thing.”

That should be hidden, but it got harder and harder to hide even though he learned to be ashamed of it. Oh, so, so he did whatever young person does. This thing you say, I should be ashamed of. I'll embrace it and I won't care what you'll say about it. But then, then his mother got sick. The, the things he made, they made her sick. He didn't know why. Nobody knew why. She's not talking about.

Life's mother suffered from a psychosomatic condition called electro magnetic hypersensitivity. In essence, she believed herself to be allergic to technology. Hi, bro, kiss heart. The one thing he was meant to do was hurting the only person he cared for.

In his quietest moments, only to himself he would admit that he never wanted to leave home.

He loved it. They're in the forest, but he couldn't hurt his mother anymore. Okay, Elden, what are we supposed to do here? He said to himself, I'll leave home.

If I ever found another home, it would be betrayal.

Getting a clearer picture now, the amount of neurolectivity she's experiencing. She should have been killed by a brain hemorrhage about an hour ago, but the unusual amount of space for causing through her system is able to repair the damage as it happens. However, even that is getting out stripped at this point, we need to somehow relieve the burden. I'm going to try something. What? Trinket. Trinket, can you hear me?

June? Trinket, in middle school, Frank and I called you Bob Morda. Oh, Jesus, Jude, Bob Morda? Was the evil witch from the movie Willow?

“And that's what we call you. That was that was mean, Trinket, and a lot of people”

made fun of you in middle school, and we shouldn't have. I've always felt bad about that,

and I just wanted to say I'm sorry. June, I don't think that's what Elden is talking about. That is helping. Right? You're kidding me. I'm not sure why, but it's bringing some relief to her systems. Right, you get in there. What do you mean, get in there? Don't say something. Say what? I don't know. Think of it like a hotter balloon. She's got too much hidden there, and we need to toss some things out of the basket. What do you got? Say something. What would

know? What? I don't know what to say, Frank. I am going to give you new keys for the rest of your life. Say something. Fine. Fine. Okay. Trinket. I like the tea. Come on, fuck off. Just let me just. I like the tea. I didn't want to like the tea. I don't like that. I like the tea.

“But thank you for the tea. And somehow that is helping. Holy shit. What is going on?”

I'm unsure, but apparently an emotional unburnting is helping either trinket or the space foot. Try to get. But again, I don't have another one to you. No, I didn't know I had the last one in me. He's still not out of the woods. Okay. I know what we're going to do. What the fuck? June. All hands on tech at trinkets place. What's happening? Get everybody over here right now. What's going on? It's probably nothing. I'll be right back.

Okay. Didra. What's going on? We all need to get over to trinkets. Doug. Steve's the list. Let's go. What are we doing? June wants us all over at trinkets. Who's going to watch the bar? Who cares? Come on. Did you say what's happening? She said all hands on tech. What did she mean by that? Maybe it's a surprise party. It doesn't feel like a surprise party. What's happening? What's wrong? Oh, this looks weird.

We're all going to sit down in a circle and say nice things about trinkets.

“Ah, this is the emergency. It doesn't feel like an emergency. It's just get in here, okay?”

Listen, everyone. Trinket is in some sort of fugue state brought on by the process. She's taking life through. It's very taxing on her and June has discovered that her symptoms can be relieved through. I don't even know what the word is. Guys, you know what I mean? Like all the woof of shit that trinket loves, we're going to sit a circle and lay it on her. Even Frank. No, I already went. Oh, we don't get to hear Frank's. Um, could could you do it again?

Sit down. God dammit. Okay, who's going first? I'll totally go first. No, for a deodorant. Okay, trinket. You were the first person I told that I was in love with birch and through the years.

Anytime I was feeling confused or emotional, I always found myself over here and you always

listened to me and then gave me a rocker, some tea or something, but it wasn't about any of that. It was just that you listened to me and he would always believe every word that came out of my mouth.

Elden. I absolutely hate it, but it's working. Someone else. Trinket, you were always great to

help me with my my grains. And you weren't judging when it turned out I was working at a secret military base. And you were very supportive when I began dating uh bikey mercenary. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure that the one time your bike got stolen. It was by two guys I had just sold Beth to. I have always felt really bad about that. Okay, yeah, Steve.

“I don't think that's what we're looking for. No, that's working. Jesus Christ.”

Nice. Who's that? Steve, say something. Okay, um, Trinket, I deliberately don't learn anything about my planet. Um, I try not to look back. I hang on to bits and pieces, but apparently people like you were very important on my planet. There's uh, some sort of saying about paths up a mountain, um, Elden, and the scientist or two paths up the same mountain. That's it. Anyway, I get it now. You made me understand that.

Trinket, I think what all of us are trying to say is that uh, when we come in here and

and see you, um, we never have to be anything other than ourselves, um, matter who we are or

“or how we're feeling you always meet us where we are. I personally, uh, I don't know what I do”

without you. I don't think any of us do. Fuck yeah, guys! Woooo! Good shit! Elden! She appears to have stabilized. Burt, Burt. Hi. I'm sure this looks the f*** of f***ing me. I have no idea that this looks. What the f*** is he doing here? Shit. Oh, shit. What the f*** is this? I can explain.

Can you? Honestly, not really. That'll for f*** sake. Oh, at least there's no authorities for to go to. I'm gonna go after her. I'll come with you. Who's the blue lady? Burt, Burt. No thank you. I know how it must look. Do you? I certainly don't know how it looks. I just walked in there and it was like a drum circle around a man who is

literally king of the motherf***ers. What is he doing here? It's not him. Yes it is. It kind of is. Honey, I'm trying to figure out why three galaxies just shit themselves and I walk into your little shop with an E over there and you're housing the most wanted man in the triad. Things are adding up. You have no idea how much they are not adding up. Did you have anything to do with the warp gates coming down? Yes or no? No? Yes. Deetra. No, we did. We did. We're going to tell

Burt the truth. Baby. Burt, Burt. My name is Deetra. I'm an earthling. We all are

“except for a verge. Oh god, I mean, there's also Frank. What are we calling Frank these days?”

No idea. And I guess, Trinket is not exactly a human anymore. Is this too much information

of front? Definitely. Look, never mind that. This mountain is called Mount Hood. It's a mountain

from Earth. Every few months. It moves. Moves. Yes. It moves. It moves to a random time in place. Aha. And a few months ago, we showed up here, which is already complicated but it was even more complicated because this time life was with us and he showed up randomly and he doesn't remember how. He's not the leaf from this universe. He's the leaf from another universe. It's so amazing that you think you're explaining something right now. And that is what I've learned from you.

People are too complicated to ever be one thing. You are a criminal, leaf, and you're a hero. You're a genius and you're also an idiot. You're my enemy.

You spend a lot of time being torn between this guy and that guy and the other guy.

“I hope one day you realize it's just one guy. All those things are true.”

What the fuck was that? Hello, Bert, Bert. My name is Elton. I'm Verges Tangle. Elton is the name of Murphy Brown's house painter. Yes. You named me. I was given to Verge. Are you? What the fuck is happening? Bert, to you, we are an assemblage of very odd strangers, but to a few of us, you are a very important person. If you wouldn't mind, I'd like to take the time to explain to you why. I'll present you with all of the corroborating

evidence I can. Can I get you a drink?

“Well, hey, hey. How are you feeling? That was wild. Right. Are you okay?”

It was touch and go there for a minute, but I'm going to be okay. Good. Did you find what you were looking for? I did. It wasn't what I was expecting.

What did you learn? That everything's always all right. I like it.

Wait. Would you happen to know what the word "auspin" head means? "auspin" head? Nope. That's a new one. Okay. Take some time. It'll be a while before you can talk about it. Yeah. It's a lot. In the meantime, a friend of yours stopped by a friend of mine. She's waiting outside. Let me play in my favorite one. Eldon, play the one from Mook.

Oh, hi. How are you since you're still ignoring my messages? I thought I wouldn't leave you with my last will-and-testaments, and I am about to die. Do you? I need nothing but my score. I am a fucking prisoner awaiting a fucking execution. It is your wondering if that's a metaphor for something it is not. I am a fucking prisoner of the fucking science priest of fucking Mook. Or about to goddamn kill me in some goddamn cleansing ceremony.

So if for some reason you have decided to stop being a dickhead, check your messages. This is me saying, get me the fuck out of here. I am temporarily suspending the judgment of your criminal behavior temporarily. I am temporarily suspending it so that you can, in defiance of however many laws break into the temple of enlightenment on Mook and save me from what have for killing machine I am headed towards. If you have a problem doing that, try pretending I am a huge pile of money and steal me.

Maybe that'll-I really-this may be the last best I've ever seen.

“I mean it's good. What the fuck was I doing on Mook?”

We never, we never asked actually. But it was a special moment for me because it was where you

killed your first bad guy, Bert, Bert. Oh, that's sweet. It warms my hearts.

What are you doing here? What are any of us doing here, life?

“Oh shit. You were on Rax Prime. I was. Oh shit. You couldn't wait it until I was on Nisa?”

I'm assuming they let you know that I wasn't the biggest shit head in the triath. Yeah, they've informed me that you're a whole other shit head. Great. How much of that do you believe? I'm not sure how to answer that, life. Today I discovered there are only so many weird things someone can encounter on a given day.

Eventually things just aren't washing over you. But also I'm a little drunk. And it has been a nice distraction from the fact that the entire system is gone dark and

I'll never talk to my friends and family again. Regardless of any of this nonsense, I'm pretty sure

I have you to blame for that. Don't I? It might not be dark for long. Oh, really? Why? You didn't tell her? No, I saved that for you. Okay, um...

“Sounds coming up. I'll explain on the way. On the way where?”

Ever seen a mungo before? Excuse me? (crickets chirping) So the initial probe is just the start. The truskins are working on another one right now. It should launch in about a week.

That one will travel in the opposite direction of the first one. And gigas improving the comms array with every launch. Pretty soon there should be a network of these probes throughout the whole triath.

Ideally, there will always be one nearby.

And real-time communication was always rare in the triath anyway. That solves the communication problem, but that's not the whole problem. The triath is going to figure out faster than light travel. It's just a matter of time. You're in the perfect place for it now. Before these probes, faster than light was a science problem. Now it's just an engineering problem.

“That's where you want to be. There's some great people out there who I think can crack it.”

And the problem is, the Ted's effectively banned FTL research because they didn't want people to have options to a warp gate. There's a game called "ZomCon". All the rogue scientists working on FTL hang out on the game's message boards. Look for a guy named Sign My Shovel. Also, Bon Me Hung, the Slim Reaper and Scooter, Worshiper of the Seven Cat Gods. They'll be the ones to crack it.

I cannot wait for those names to be in the history books. I know, it's ridiculous. So this is your grand design for the triad? Did you have a better idea? Maybe a plan that doesn't involve this much rampant destruction?

A just version of the triad wasn't impossible.

Life people who want to burn things to the ground never have a plan for after the fire's burnout.

Look, this was always the argument with you and me. You were always trying to bend the triad toward justice and I was always trying to break it. I broke it, birds. What are you going to do now? What do you expect me to do now?

What is there to do? Look past the crisis and see the opportunity. The opportunity, Jesus Christ. I'm serious. There's too much crisis to look past life.

The whole triad is in crisis right now. All right. This is going to sound a little crazy. Oh, this, this one thing. I was in another universe where the teds were defeated.

It was a long and bloody war, but they were defeated. The leader that defeated them? Bernaluna, Resteana, Chancellor of the new coalition. Fuck you, dude. I'm not kidding.

It used to infuriate me how you would go through life as if you could complain to the manager. And I'm sure it infuriated me that you had such a childish and reductive opinion of my life. Well, that's actually exactly how you felt. But the point I'm trying to make is, there's no manager. Be the manager.

they're probably going to be the wrong one for the job.

What if it's you? What if we... God damn it. What if we make the world? So you make a huge mess and I clean it up? Is that it?

It's not my fault. I excel at one and not the other. I'm going to go feed this Mongo now. Okay. His name is Lucien Thunderstruck. I'm not calling him that. Okay.

Then what are you going to do?

“I think you're mostly full of shit, life.”

But only mostly full of shit. I can work with that. Hey!

Do you know what the word "oz penhead" means?

That's not a word. I'm whether I live or die. It's just a rhythm. The sound of my breath is each want to escape me. But some days the price to feel like has me feeling dead.

I can't explain the very real way that I'm really old. Okay, emptiness fills up a room. I feel it with you. These guys are good. Steve, who are these guys?

Some Arctic turtle. I like the live music, Steve. This was a good idea. Thanks, drink it. You know what? I played the ferraman.

Hey, good news, everyone. We have officially housed all of the aliens looking for a home as well as all of the people from the military base. So, everyone's got a roof over their head. Thank you, dog.

Yeah, nice work, dog. No, we just need to tell them that the entire mountain is going to move in a month. Oh. Oh, that's right. I'm learning to know the list.

Okay, drinks for everybody.

“So, is life still hanging out with this blue friend?”

Yeah, they like to go round and round those, too. Hey, guys, there he is. Where's your friend, ladies? She had some thinking to do. I appreciate you all handling that situation while I was busy traversing the Astral plane.

It was fun. It was fun. Speaking of which, spilled the beans, ladies. What did you see in your visions?

Was Elvis there? Was Caesar there? Did you commune with the celestial wombat? What did the celestial wombat say, ladies? Was his voice like the sound of the wind?

What the fuck are you two talking about? Yeah, guys, shut up. Wave? Does anyone know what the word "ozpinhead" means? It's from the Wizard of Oz.

Oh, sorry. Go ahead, Diedra. I have an unfair advantage. It's from the Wizard of Oz? The book, not the movie.

Let me see if I can remember this. Oscar, Zoroaster, Fadric, Isaac, Norman, Hinkle, and Manuel, and Bristics. Okay, yes, that was the full name of the Wizard. Did he set a was funny that his initials spelled out "ozpinhead"? It's so crazy that you know that.

Why is that funny? The Wizard? Yeah, what? Payed no attention to the man behind the curtain. God damn it, Eva.

Who's Eva?

“Life is there or something you'd like to share with us?”

Yeah, but before all that. Regardless of how I got here, I got dropped into the exact place that I needed to be. With all of you. You know, all of these places,

these flying mountains and traveling diners,

they're incredibly powerful.

Maybe the most powerful things in any universe. But they're useless without people. You guys have just started this journey. And I've been doing this for a really long time. There's lots of adventure and danger and mystery.

Even the people I met that were me.

“And when I look back, I think about the people.”

Thanks for being my people for a while. God, get to the end. June! No, seriously. Oh my god, it's very nice,

safe, but get to the good stuff, please. Okay. So there I was on the outskirts of Triangulum. And I had just launched a doomsday device. Those are very bad for you, you know?

I can't quit now. I look too cool. I agreed. How was your day?

“I fed a mongo and I met somebody named Tarvok.”

Oh yeah. What is that guy's deal? Honestly, I have no idea. He is a very strange man.

Makes incredible knives, though.

So, you and I are friends? Yep, for the longest time. You were my only friend. So we're just a couple of friends out here talking. Sure.

So tell me, friend. What should I do with all of this? There was a point about 12 hours ago that I reached my maximum capacity for batshit and sanity.

“And now I'm in a zen-like state wondering”

what to do with it all?

Well, we're here for another month or so.

You should spend some time with us. It's going to be a busy month. You'll learn a lot. Somebody should tell the story. They should know about this place.

They should know the places like this exist. Despite how cynical they may be, they should know that the universe and its own strange way smiles upon them. The address. Why is it going to be a busy month?

We're going to war. What? Life will explain it. I need to make a call. Okay, Alton.

This will take a while. The message will have to hit your ride on a probe. Then get positive. At the right comes node. Intrient.

Give them then I've written protocols to have the message transmitted to the unlisted node. Okay. Speak whenever you're ready. Hey, Verge.

Don't bother trying to find me. I will be here for long. There's really no way to explain this message to you. So I'm just going to talk and you're just going to listen. And you can do it to like if you are still out there.

Well, the world probably just came down on your head. But if there's anyone who can make it through all that, it's you. There was a point in my life when a friend reached out to me and told me there was something better out there. And it occurs to me that I can't just hope that happens to you too.

I might have to be that voice for you. So here goes. One day after the dust settles, probably sooner than you think. You're going to be able to travel again and when you can. You'll probably think to yourself, all right, well, where is the next unstable unicorn?

On earth, there's a mountain called Mount Hood.

A nice big one, like the one you're supposed to be living on. And on that mountain is a strange little town called Hood's Pocket. And in that town is a bar.

“The kind you like, you should walk inside that bar.”

Behind that bar, might be a friendly face. And you might look at that friendly face and see the rest of your life. Like I did. You probably don't know.

That you deserve to be loved.

So, I thought I'd call you and tell you that you do. Good luck out there. That was failure. So, I'd leave the room or let it be. We can hardly live in the baby, time, like me.

Works too.

“Okay, I'm about to bring up the sale. Are you ready?”

Verge, I'm going to be honest with you, I'm freaking out right now. What? I am.

Because we're on a boat, I think so.

Verge, I know. That's ridiculous. I know that. Are you scared of the water? Maybe. And you did know this about yourself.

Obviously not. You fly spaceships around. Correct. Yep. And this is a small sailboat on a very, very shallow lake. I'm not saying it makes any sense.

“Okay, okay. I, I, God, I would be concerned for you.”

But it is way too adorable. Deetra. Tell me here. I, I, I don't think I can move. Okay, well, just pretend that the six foot deep water is the void of space and you'll feel much safer. Very, very fucking funny.

Tell me here. Come, sit between my legs. I'm fucking hell. You can do it. Good. Good. Good, I, I'm going to die. Oh, fuck.

There you go. Oh, I've not been knowing what you're miles. You are now safe. Then what happens next? Next, I'm going to pull this rope and that will bring up the sailor.

And then the wind will pick up and it will carry us across the water. And even though the wind is just taking this tiny sailboat across a small lake, you're going to feel free. Frayer, then you've ever felt. You are going to feel like you can go anywhere.

It's just you and the wind and the sky. Are you ready? I'm ready. Here we go. This is Birdbird, broadcasting on the undersignal.

Theoretically, for the last month, I have been spending time with the people of Hood's

Today is a big day for them for a totally ridiculous reason.

Today, they are going to disappear. You heard me.

“Goof, listeners. The people of Hood's Pocket claim that their mountain moves.”

Every few months, the mountain disappears and reappears out there somewhere in time and space. Now, my listeners, you are probably thinking to yourself, Birdbird, that sounds insane. And you would be correct. It is fucking nuts, listeners.

And yet, here your doodiful reporter is standing here at the base of the mountain with a large

crowd while we all wait for it to disappear. I've been polling the crowd here and the percentage of people who actually believe the mountain is going to disappear is exactly zero. But, that hasn't stopped them from turning it into a little community event. They are selling t-shirts. You can even get a fun cocktail served in a commemorative mountain-shaped cup, which I am absolutely not drinking from right now because that

would be journalistic malpractice.

“So, what am I doing here? What am I doing here, listeners?”

Well, I guess my curiosity got the better of me. I'm a logical person. I let my intellect rule my actions. I'm not prone to superstition. But there is this one thing. The mountain that they all claim is about a zip away into the cosmos. It doesn't appear on any topographical maps. Weird, right? I'm no geologist, but I'm pretty sure

that mountains don't just show up. And then, added to that are the people who live there. They are very strange people. Somehow all earthlings, except for one, and well, they're very kind is what they are. Definitely not your typical residents of Rax Prime. Over the past month, I have collected quite a few stories about these people that I will definitely report out to you all in the off-chance that this mountain disappears in a few seconds.

But I'm not actually broadcasting right now to talk to you about mountains that will almost surely not disappear, or the odd people who live on this definitely not disappearing mountain. I am here talking to you because the world ended for all of us. The world that we depended on for generations disappeared in the span of just a few days leaving us all out here in the darkness. And what I'm sure is beginning all over the triad is the slow and near impossible

“project of putting it all back together again. How do we do that? Where do we start?”

Well, as I said, for the past month, I have been hanging out in a small town in the mountains. It's a pretty ridiculous place. Their mayor is a dog, but they care for each other. They're all very different. Everyone's got a fun eccentricity, but they seem to wake up in the morning and go to sleep at night genuinely giving a shit about each other. That part shouldn't be shocking, but it is. It's almost enough to melt this reporter's cold, cold heart.

And I plan on taking that with me as a lesson, as we try and rebuild our world.

Or maybe build it for the first time. So, I'm a little bit inspired by this tiny town.

Only they weren't all terminally insane people who thought they lived on a traveling mountain. Oh, the countdown has begun. Let's watch this nonsense. Get the fuck out of here! [Music]

We're as ready as we can be, leave. This is fucking insane. Yes, it most definitely is.

[Music] Holy shit! [Music]

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come to the phone right now, please try again later. Sometimes I wonder if pizza thinks about me too, on the off track, he lander Z, Mad Tiger, Mad Tiger, get well soon, transgressive party, cuddly crackin, Shantay, Um Quam, Ruthie loves her girlfriend so dearly, two polar cat, and introducing Recy Pontiff as the 84th Doctor, Dr. Latest Trash Angel absolutely covered in sawdust because she was granted a table sawmo. CJ the future not says stay fresh cheese bags,

reluctant Dave and his dairy queen. Ifa Lilith will live on the radio waves ever more, Intergalactic Transdimensional Monte Cristo Pirate, Neward Flanders proprietor of the Hood's

pocket leftorium, Jonah the Gay Uncle, spendably peace not grass the third, but please for the

love of God and all that is holy.

“Call me Smedi, check-offs for Clif, lifts, endless endless for Clif, demonic Norwall,”

Randy Zamigo, Arot, a fan of Casper's character development, Kathy B, Rachel Neal, Moses Ramirez, CJ, Dominic Alvourd, Chris, Megan A. Copic, the creature, Rusty Satellite, all-can-white owl, burger core, his Royal Highness Prince of Pupinheimer, McStinka-Pans, heir to the three ply empire. O in the orgasmic ostrich from Oldham, bad egg, brand with the pants that dance, June is my spirit animal,

maple and cronus, benign alien, Gilbert Weed, Medley 71, reluctant Dave, Scarlet Leopard, Bivo is not wrong, they are just waiting until they are right. Menzy, spit boy the spit guy, he spits, demon knight 016, rookie aka dances with cats, the sorcerer Sanguine says brain demons as an anagram of brand and his me. Gabriel Stryf is brought to you by Charlotte Brown Gary Geigax and the number 42, Gabriella, the jazmic one, a plus K,

Corey and Stephanie celebrate 20 years of marriage. Sidron, damn it, Derek, David Keesler of the Cornville Keesler's, in Iad, happily deforested, looking for a lady lover. I want a clockwork mungo, just some gore from Adelide and I'm Ryan, Kashak the lizard wizard casts Djibouti gate, mission control banned me from fucking aliens, patty the ginger and his Bethany slaying ginger army, positive buzz network, storyteller,

USS Shagat C, Volpi the Space Fox is overjoyed hearing their name pronounced correctly on the

first try. Who do you think you are, I am Zach the Wayfaring Crypto zoologist,

cause it don't change my number K675309 and bunches McGinty and her pack of rescued demon dogs,

“B. Elzabub, Lucy Furr and Abbey Normal if you want to know. Squeaky squeakerton squeaks”

von Squeakerson the third even though he's the first and only aka fake noodle, all the mungo's in the try at go. Dr. Punkosher Esquire has so many flowers he's giving them away down at your local record store, mental hinge. Chef Gal Val was on hiatus for a while and is currently playing catch up. Stay tuned, did somebody order the chaos goblin supreme hold the anchovies? No seriously hold this bag of anchovies. It's really heavy. Sammy, Lockely, and Sir Doctor

were their P. Worthington. The intergalactic house of cats demand a free Palestine. Can I have Xandria but just get chow to go for as long as he can on the R? Sure, Xandr! A plus Douglas, Alexica Habanera, Alandra, cicada the multiversal bug god, confused dog, early morning clouds, Eddie Aikman, chaotic bananas in foreloat, Talon Lawson, Kiri on the asteroid Wrangler, Kyle Kalish, Leo, John 316, Boyy, Mother Graham, Niko Lund, Quarty,

Tall Tired and Nerdy, that wacky aunt, the mysterious woman, the 206 project, Podge Art, Dem, Laef's brilliant but dyslexic little brother, Dois the Truskin Union rep, Fenwick, Kiri Pockets, Molly Winter, my father the milkman, pinstrike algorithm, strikes! Rucky the used TARDIS sales aridian, Shelby well be lives forever, the electric tuna and lady fish in their phishdom, Theo at home, two sheep toys, we've been trying to contact you regarding your time

traveling dimension spanning diners extended warranty, it's not rocket surgery, buy row the

except no imitations, actually never mind, go ahead and accept other cheap cons, I'm sure

“they're good folks, Koko Yumi can only think of them as "Hot Pockets" but Jolamth,”

Laef's one true love, and the bride, Laef left at the altar dot dot dot, need I say more, Kiri Pockets, Ron and Misty Dawn, two souls just trying to order date breakfast and the wrong time space and dimension, Nick's Minks, Kelso the Great, In Ahead, Dave Clark, Tegan Rose, Michelle Smith, Andrea Beagle, burdened by noon, Kuddles the cat, Zartolami, Morsa F. Jones, Misty Kudoon, Professor Tuesday, Dr. Eva Maddox, is our cat,

H. E. double hockey sticks, the existential being, Mama Beth and her wheel babies, running the giant wheel, Serenot Johnson, Troy Pugsley, Andrew Payer, Goth Squatch, Quelor the Liberator, Big J Rock, Stuart Lynn, Orbe, Logan Fullerton, Coolvoguvno, Ronda Menard, Deerted Empire your code sucks, have a sandwich needs to be a T-shirt

“as an anti-AI battle cry, Eva's dying pet cactus, Dark Dream 95, Socialist Queers for Jesus,”

Tacoo, DJ, Harrison Sally, Spooky 904, Garth, Eden Gavin the world needs more junes,

Big Bunging Bernie Sanders approved beyond burger, Laef's third doomsday device,

Duckie the Therapy Dog, Shane Snoke is a goofy enough name all by itself, Avalon Droughtbreaker, a god damn harpoon, pickle pancakes, Michael Card, Raven the Necoqueen, Spike Osorio Benjamin Davis, Twilight Sands, Alexandra Skeildone, The Whoack, Shenzu, Chris the Monster, Silencer, Chrisara, Fernando Elacuzad, Wad of Gore, Not That Keith, Jordan Lawley, some fucking swamp wizard, Skexus, Royal Punk, Trisha Shafers says,

U David that is not a taco, Ziko, Udon 96, Ren the Know, Lattermore Love Lock, of the Lacy Ladies Lovely Luxuries, Gisem Crow and the Holy Cow, Tanya Fisher,

“Rainbow Goth Unicorn, Rainbow Gorn, Our Lady of Crab Walking, Known, Nomad,”

The Human, Space Viking, Celestial Crow, Gavin D's, Gavin Sailor, Neve to Princess and her Aunt Su's Honey and Emper, Google's Glod, the forgotten storyteller, Mr. Wudu, Chris with a K, Slang Whart, Honey Badger in a trench coat doing crimes, J. Cable, Cranky Old Organist, Jericho Siu, Leon Sporkfire, Pastor Jen Jensen, The Dick Wizard, Noise Squared, Ginger Bear's Honey Bunny, and their sidekick Wicklow,

The Mount Hood Tori Gate, Mrs. Cashew, Julia Goolea of the Shreveport Gooleas, Stoner Pubby, In a tab thought that they could spy in the Bethany War by spelling their name backwards, but it isn't fooling anyone, everyone, sub-architecturdle, dock U-01-8, Mark Kiaviab, Demir, Sandal Wood Mountain, East Coast Branch, Christy the Chaos Coordinator, Joshua Baker, Grant Blackburn, the Bean Count Bandit, a Margin Mage, Silent J,

Geo, Buzz Ballab, The Boom Guy, Boom, K-Man, Memosa, David O'Banion, the Phantom of the Uxbridge Music Hall, Carman L7, Disney Miss Lizzy, Mostly Harmless Alien, Logic Ledger, K-Lassum, Right Behind You, Gonzalo Martinez, World's Largest Ball of String, Bucky Chipmunk Reminds You That You Lost The Game, Hestodin Neppurthum, Flash Cards, Nine, Yeah, The Number Nine, a resting place for weary beans, Shane Hopkins,

Juniperb with the backwards knees, Eve in the between hour, two-faced Janice, Slight Burn, Scooter, Worship Per of the Seven Cat Gods, the Amethyst Dragon with Tiger Eyes, Martel McKinney, Ice Queen, Laser Girl and the Nurse, where are our Ores, Caddy B, Go Ask Alice, Westchester saves the world, valence three cats stacked top each other wielding a Plasma Gun, Jeffrey, Purple Nurple Nullifier,

JP the Pizza Boss, Reapers Past, Late Indeed Again, Rex Cricket and Frankie, Brigitte,

Spodious, Squiddy, The Frost Hunt Scientific Collective, two of us have PhDs and the third

has memorized all of Avaz Dialogue, Champagne Supernova, 11 Letter Christopher, Antonia Ortiz, A Block of Ice, Sweet Lakote is Corn Smut but Classier, Ren the Crescent, Jane Doe, Lord Dres, Druckier, Blood Butler, Sandalwood Mountain North, Cryptic amorphous, about 45 degrees, Mandy, Big Cat makes kitten go per, Ted Ted and Teddy, Hi Bruce, Enjoy your walk through them all, Parker Barry, don't actually say this part of my name just

say my name please, Dr. L. L. your Jamaican fans says Wacquan, Tula Blue and 142 Bugalu,

Mark the list to name loser, the male escort, Lady Bethany, A.K.A. Mrs. Turkey Spit,

“Junior Barding, the father of Lucas, Ava Maddox's Ashtray,”

Adorities, Vera Turkelson, Bones, Lizard Breath and the Snot Rocket with Love a Space Burger, Andrea Rose, Samantha Oram, Kate and Suda, Batloves Dragon, Tommy Johnson, Unhip Furn, Nules by Godzilla, Ralph Capone, Cory 83, Blues, Liz wants life to build her a plane, Dude named Blake, John Caleb Williams, Yontalius, Keon, and E.L. Exchange student from midst, Deborah T. Last Name, Ratric, Ricklin, like Rich Land but without the D dire. All

Bethany's must do the hustle, Jordy Lad Brad, Natasha without Boris, Frost and Alice, Lobster Possum, Mallorque Boy, Jinks the Cat would like to offer you biscuits,

have a zesty day, Megan, Malcolm Edwards, spend my money irresponsibly, Steven Drop,

Dana Thanylson, Son of Dana Thanyl or Danny for short, Chris Eaton, Cross Stitcher Who Loves the Hobbie and Time Travel, Funge Brunglin, Nash likes Apples, Numatic Yeti, the Eldritt Skifizoa, Wyatt Fryhover, Paul, James Bell, Dave Davison, Brune Goddess, Ricky Burnett, that new guy, Disavaged Indian, Radboy, Jules Weeks, calf, the generous patient Rose,

John Wilkes Booth's Freedom Loving Horse, aka J. Willickers, Nickbone his Imperial Duteness. Okay, it's J. Grim, off the internet wants Harriet to know he loves her, Titan King 707, Rich Francis, Burger Kaspaspa, Norelation, Jedi Shaolin, Smart Alec the Great, Gas Station Crypted, Dave's Kesheck, Bird Bird the Birds Bird, Papa Goose, sometimes I do feel like a plastic bag, Amanda Bills, Misty Word Power,

Casper's Danish Moose, Flacco, aka Johnny R, the Disco Spider, Leaf Tracks, the Rise of Leaf, Chapter 2, The Ted Slayer Unchained, Vicky Abear, Pike Daniels the Cosmic Whale, Zen Satsu, Mr. and Mrs. Van Limberloss, Murdock Wang, Caterpillar Farmer, Kaimera, Don Moat, the Space Trucker Chadwick Codan Doyle III, Jody Green, Monster Senshi, Michael Peters, Political Knitter, seasonal Sasquatch,

“Sciently Seek's Secret Society, so special souls, softly sing sweet songs,”

smartly stirring strong stories. Physicist, Brendan Shonman, I divided by zero and now I'm undefined! Ah, Leaf, the horse is here, Mag Trimmer, Rod Stewart the Sailor Slayer, James We Met, The Listless Enjoyer, Miss Maxine, Boygot Them Hunkahunkers, Kevin O'Malley, Invisible Gerea, V. Mrs. Poland, Zamadiac, Hop loves a thug-bott name

Francis, Pam the Infinite, and thou, curiosity is eating your bones,

Revolutionary and Clined Osilot, Matt Houtler, Andrew Bear,

Maria Stasioa, Butterfly Fox, Riot the Tranny, the fish did not acknowledge her, Irma the Lama, 27 Keep It Tight, Chip Gloria's Right Hand Jack in the Box Man, Jody Green, Grim Knight, Pike Daniels the Whale, and Thossole's Bethany Maximus Lord of King Wood Texas, Ragnar Jensen, Addison Weirdo Wagner, Araman 0305, Smoke Me A Kipper, I'll Be Back For Night Breakfast, Titus Koslov, Ashes of a burnt-out life.

I'm a kung fu panda on the wind, Brandon AR equals Thor,

“I love you all, never forget that, especially in trials, and Labuza's voice brightens my day.”

The Intergalactic House of Cats Demanda Free Palestine, Electro Mansor, Check-off Space Cannon, Corey Senses, Surf and Turf Telecoms, I'm a Gen, Red and Dusty with his garden goddess, Shelby Morrison, Mystic Monster for Chaos, Ziggy Dreadful, Rave Hands Malley, G-Wing, It Is Sparks, Lost Girl Loo, Crispy, Mid-Alamerican Penguin,

Shanna Welch, Crochet Cosmos, Andy the Celestial Penguin, Jackie O'Ranion, Bow Nunlee, Ariana Castillo, the Tall Deer that portends great change, Lita Medinger, Marco, Friend, as in Your Best, Lime Ghost, M. Iki Blurgs, J. The Erasable, the Magic Committee Committee of Anything Magical, Ian Full, 345 Uneducated Swine Learning to Swing Dance,

Nova the Fuck Accountant is definitely not a Tangle, One Intergalactic Year with Big Potato 99, A.K.A. The Rat Lady, A.K.A. Bumblebee, A.K.A.A.A.K.47, Kai, just a little guy, and a right, Mark Nezowaritz, Zina, the Capture of Light, Theoretical Chemist, Chris Loves to Read, Katie Machalic, Greg Andrews Lyons,

In memory of Jason Reece, Kitscher butfingerd, that girl Gracie, Magnus Von Cavanheim, Saucy Lil Beast, Druvert, Captain of the SS Bftits, Long time lurker, Scooter, The Unlucky Sun, Jennifer Myers, Lady Lazarus,

Whisper Dan, Mad Mad X, Kio the Panda Puppy forklift operator, Ruby Cherries, Nick Fay,

But Holon, Justin and Amy Triplet, Jen Sims, Penelope, Ring to the Motas, the Leathermans, Jen before, and her Ho, Leoprym, Gregory Santoro, Moffmal, not the Fucky Fried Chicken, Robert Drapiza, Dimension Spanning, Time Traveling Little Guy, E.O.No, Jonathan Tolbert, Mr. Put it on 06, Hedgehog Han, Jackson Bell, Katie Chambers, J. The Podcasts Lover, Dick Rickles, Chapter President, damn glad to meet you. Malcolm Flynn, Samuel Lee,

Joseph Tron Prime, Oh my God, I forgot to change my name from Nicholas Beckler to something more cheeky and fun, are when the freer, throat-goats 666, I am your father, atty slawson, inconceivable guy, Red Rumb 916, Nick Wakeaster, Gotham still fucked up, Batman really ain't doing shit when you think about it, no good monk, Rye, yes, like the bread, Sarman Sayed, John Old Grimbus, Matt Knight Bouchager, Gavin Mori, Damnitry, and Dronbaida,

“Stephen the Choi, Gloria's authentic earth coffee, Gabriel T. Can someone find me the Parmesan?”

I did this for fun, Cookie Meaboo, Axel's Apada, Jason McDonald, Orianda, Bean Dino, Philip Linnick, Hugh Jass, J2, Brian Montgomery, Artemis Reckerd, Saffa Aluzzi, Trev Bracks, the bard without a ballad or a mallet, Nazo, platform jail mechanism burn museum theorist, hold please, K. K. Yow, Empress squishy face of greater Katopia, Anagarsia, goblin king, raise of nuke, he's best friend would like to go to breakfast,

Yegor Luz, Terry Cads says hello Ernesto, leaftracks, the rise of life, chapter one, loaftracks, retirees, the dishonorable, prodigal, Ilam, sculliver, Sam and Shane, Asoka likes hugs, going anonymous, V, Madduks, U, Chikati, Dango Dale,

Estee, not the website. At every moment in every corner of every possible world there is always

away home and it's already found you. Jow palo lamos, odd keep the sentient lighthouse,

“the faceless old Bethany who secretly lives in your home, De Shane, Tanya Fisher,”

Appalachian death queen, Zosafer Dogo of Doom, burnt barbecue beef brisket, it's official they're called the groanies, Kevin linens, Marlon C, just whelmed, cherish hellfire's hellish chairfire, like in lady midnight club, a Cameron Agnesi West, Knox, Lisa Lou, Emmet Hale, the triads badass goblin, Emrian Lano, James Miles, brown coats love the diner, house chaos of the critic cacophony, Max Nia Iván and Mark will see you at six open, open, open, open, no wait, never mind,

just mark and we make the world. Minion Simone Mimi Davis, Gaia Turtle, Wayne Barahona, we will not rest until Puerto Rico and Palestine are free, Pluto Crow, Nissy's mom, Poké's blurt, Whiskey Rebellion and Jen Riot's interdimensional detective agency, Altrian, Shibu and Griff, Slim Nandy, Jen and Britt, Adriana Bartolomucci, Hornetti, Ballian Faire has retired and now raises herds of mungos,

“hoods pocket protector. The artist formerly known as unpaid intern would like to”

congratulate Heather on her divorce and is thinking of getting one or self.

Valcre Storm, Patricia who's always late but somehow on time, DC Squirrel,

Kyle V. Interstellar High Women, Shelly Act on the verge, Gale Friend, Rubber Cake, Clover the Clown, the Sparky Tech, Prop the Crocodator, Ring leader Volt, Jazz Punker, Captain Tite Pants in the Companion, Renee N, Katarina De Laplaya, RIP Eloise Waffles, the Fluef Wrangler, Aki The Space Druid, Phantom Land TTRPG Dice, Kate Taplum, your local blacksmith, Jason HVAC Tech for the Diner's Deep Freeze,

S.K. Phoenix, glitch the gamer air, Zefer the Weffer Montgomery Foxworth, Maryface, Luan Cherry, peppermint pearl the interdimensional space in T-time witch, Nicole 64, Amara Salazar, Banjo Buskelow, Full Beans, Glorious Forgotten Ford, Fistiva, Brandon Wright, Knight Breakfast at the Midnight Coltron, Force for Good-ish. The Ghost of Dave Brocky, the Judah, Slater Morales, Intergalactic Freylord,

Gravity's optional but fries aren't. CJ's Big Barbecue Bistro for Bethones, Angel Vasquez, Evil the Cat, Stephen Raymer, Jake Carp Fishman, the Great Goblinow, Low oxygen, save the mungos, Joji the Bird Watcher, a flock of gray horses from the top of a sickamore. Lilac Morechella, Your Tiggle, Bitty Yee, Milf Majesty, Temporal Hash Brown, Diane Brown, Captain Noesleep, Jamie the OG happy hippie, Rainy, Rubin Eden,

The Shreafport Bohanons, CC the Umbrella Mage, Bradbury Sasquatch, Lodes Checkoff's Gun, and Rides to Join Bethones Army, Den, Cosmic Catchup, Lack of Lifestyle, Moosey, Hood's Pocket, Gear and Sprocket, Local Repair Cafe, Postmaster General Kwan sent me,

Marco Montano, No longer doing a bit, shiny fields, Adam Tachak, Christopher Wendell,

“Unproductive Banana, Pulse for the Polist of Polism, Zombie Spider-Man,”

Bex 823, Auntie Cryptid, Barry Heep, Gas Mask, Penguin, In the Hot Seat, Mime Ninja's Ninja Mime, Master Ugue, Barry, Dilly's Dallying, Viewtile Screaming at the Ocean, Fox Hatland, Dylan Caroni, Pedro, Vibristo, Slider, Malachi, Maple Emily, The Gas Library, Janneter, Indiana, Physic the Good Bush definitely not one of the bad Bush's funding rebel Bethones to overthrow the Julie-elected Bethones. Hacks a decimal

Bethany is non-binary. Vapis Tens Big Black Gaping Hole, Bruce, Jessica Gagoma, Torkl, Jenny the Bear, a girl, Sir Dean Thorne, Treech, Josie Jones, Mr. Fibble is very

cross, Hote Patato, Dr. Mojo postulates the end list endlessly splintering off as Bethany and

Bert Purskabus, until its end lists all the way down. Line Time Traveler Convention date, LA Woman the Phoenix Rising, New Name, God, No Not Him, Jeff Andrew, Sure Jeff Andrew,

“Cup of Noodles, Shmizzi Tushu, Luna Nova, Nicholas Griffith, Justin Smallen,”

Riku 31, Craig Dundee, New Type Without a Gundam, Astral C, Ickelme Pickleme Tickleme 2, Witch Loud the Cartoonist, Guy with the Chopps, Sam, Mitchell Yee, Bagelknife, Emelda and Scott, Courtney Cochran, Lily Starling, Ryan Kay, Nate, Chip, Radio-Free Realia, Violin Love's Mity, Brian Passley, Suwubasa, the Blue Chair Noble Dog and Joyer, Grena, Piston Whip, Captain Ducky, Blitz Bell, Satsuma, Dr. Jones, Ic-Ax, Coach Shane of

Todesuk Central, Go Cranes, Sky, Cole Arthur, Lago Kwason, Kasad, Norwin Mergler,

Joe Kappa, Dogma Mom, We Be Chopping Broccoli, Blue Tune, Afeisty Aschickity, Paltry Landmine, The Scrappy Poet, Jenny the Crypted Paladin, Maverick Artist, Shit, It was a mimic, Basil in their tea, Waiting to gossip with David, Anzley A-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y, A-Nor, A-T-B, Kiwi Lovely Bead, Zoey,

“Prof. Freda, Michelle Spurgeon, Jack the Sleepy, Garrett Henderson Twote,”

Still trapped, but I've stopped asking why the freezer is, I am, we chill. Son of a Farge, Whisco Teach, Give Peas a Chance, Sam Alema Dingdon, Ricardo Galamba, Cari's Crafty Cloaking Devices, LLC, #Weaveem of Gossamer. Penny the Wonder Dog and Bucky Vaughn Buckbuck, Medium Rare Extra Toasted Bun, Saussie Caesar, Belt, Aspen as a Verge fanboy, Avis Favourite My Little Pony Pencil wants Joe

to slap into a Snim Gym, Misturing Mrs. Drifter, Representative of the Alaska Midnight Burger tummy time chapter. Nathaniel Lee Industries, Lord Entropy, Buckbock Mother Fucker, The Fade Wanderer, Everybody's Favourite Clown Splatchee, Kosher Steak, Flow Rida, Alyssa Shiny Pads, Gondor Coles for aid, Arnold Rumspringer, the demise of the Temple of Bethany's, Alan Bergland says, I'm mom, Rinn the No, Kiddie McSkall,

Raven Strong Dan's hapless novelist passenger of the dimensionally impermanent and temporally incontinent bookshop cafe the wild-eyed prophet. Tessa Craig, Perfectly personalized as aster, Jim Turner, Lux Luminos, Havidenero, Big Chunk, Gedeeds, Boom Booms Wooden Leg, Jilly Bean, Benjamin, Not Franklin, Tracy Baby, Leia, a singular nightbird, Bethany and a green

field, A-E-I-O-U-Y-N-W. Bumble-Fay, Mr. Epsalon, Long-Haired Matt, DJ, Robert W, Brielsebub, Cresemera, Jessa Loren, Myth and Stitch embroidery loves the muckelwains, Lulu Louise, Dullio, The Brew Crew family, Bert Rubah, your most benevolent Lord and Master of the Multiverse, Jeffrey George, L-E, don't tear off me, bro, oopsie, Evelyn, Grimlore, Jiniwaboume, Aaron Popsiclestick, Im Horowitz,

Isle of Refuge, Jack Spiders' Mom, Bubblebutt Bethany has banana breath, Lama Fresh, Jair the Benevolent Destroyer, Valtiel Heller, Sad Little Earth Monkey, Revan the Redbeard Wizard, Bert Bert and the Funky Bunch, High Viscosity, Gender Fluid Slime, Bethany 2, Electric Buglew, Welcome to the Quand Pound,

Pen Pen Pen Pen Pen Pen Pen Pen, Mr. Muchacho Kaiser Schnetzel has successfully recruited Sarah Murphy's cats for the troubled puff's fight club. The wolves in the deep freeze say, "Awoooo!" Sanctuary Moon's No. 2 fans, Insane, Clone Posse, Alice Lewis, Simply Amy Sue, Even Older Liz, McBear Cat,

Grag Pen Feather, Cidic and Druidic Scientist, Astro, your friendly neighborhood android, Moonlight Zombie Fox, Old Doc Recy, the midnight missionary out there somewhere looking for you. Rotten Ronnie Sleeps and Grandmamp panties, Artists Dragonborn, Big Big Arrage, Bill Zangan Alester, Big MF Juice, the SIP, Muffins, Chad Hatter, Cosmic Teamaker of the Triads,

Banana Manaz, a corgi called Kibble, Cuddly Cracken, Sarge the Bard,

“Seminity, L.O. Coolment Jams, Travis Robertacus, Kendatti, Leia Isati,”

Millie was taken, Dead To Me 86, Be Camp, Shan Man Man Man, Karma Karma Camillion, Kenran says hello, Zoe and her army of mice, Briar Long Lost, Daniel, Tricksie Bell Dubois, Dr. Budiologist, The Glutest Doctor, thank you for besting to your Anglophone Emotional Support Canadian Request will be processed in the order in which it was received. Queen Shirley Jess, RIP Lance McLean, you would have loved Midnight Burger.

Adam Toklove, Dr. Bichcraft, Sassy Cat the Space Vixen, Claire Rock, Jekka, Eros to God, the size two fish you've been looking for, Yokai, Borja,

Spiders are Cuddly, the main immortal pinball sounds in the diner,

Cheel, Meal, Sin City, Skuba Steve, Polywag, Michaela White, Elena Pickle, Professor Thaddeus, Snookham's 8th, Mr. Grin, Glent Petrovsky,

“This moment of silence so Joe can catch his breath as brought to you by Rick Tyler,”

Elizabeth Hammond, Steam Vision, Conductor of the Interdimensional Time Spending Hipe Train, Dave Harald, Wise Cube, Bromine, pronounced Brow, Mine, Main Ham Ding-A, Mother of Pearl, Fiona now owns Lave's 18-inch Peter, Sealface, Rigor Mortis, Megan's Things, Things Megan Makes,

Coin Lane, Trebex Reject, Profit of the God of the Muckle Wains,

Darth Oaks, Michelle Kay, Aaron Arnold, Boyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyo-Yoyoing, Mama Mandor B-Ros and Slump Master J, Alpaca Whips, Spokane, Doesn't Suck, Elliott Paints, Undedicira, V-Lored Refrend, Ryan. Thomas's 10-10-Bristan Stathlete Burst Trending Treacherously Tantamount to Telling Totulitarian Trope Termination Tales, the Lovely Laura Lovely, Kith Gamgee, Sam Weizes Flamen Cousin, Dariel, Jeremy the Ruler, Goat G, Charles Robert Darwin III,

“Esquire PhD, Jacob Mitchell's Zeke in the Box, Stevie Crow Hill, Olamilikan of the welcome wagon”

says "Akabel", the Adventures of Magpie and Brown Bear, Scrubs, Remi, the Panda Crew, Melody Prime, Beard O the Wizard, Captain Benjamin Hawkeye Pierce, the German Shorthair Pointer from Nashville, wants to tell his mom Maddie that he says "Woof, Whiskord, any two hands for the double-high five, Marissa the Ghost". Brotherford B-Chesterfield and his Dapper Companion Winchester, Cheshire Corgi, Stray-Cat, Old Kelsey No Shoes, Zoldia, Dizzy Flame, we serve everyone eventually,

Sasha. Beth and Alan Van Gillis, Langston North, Slyfox, A.K.A. Brear Rabbit, the Constantly Lost Geographer, Timothy A. Otis, chance wants you to know he cares. Wolfstark, Elliott, Hobbs Dakota, Natalie Bartlett, Rory of Yen, movie the Golden Calf, Suda Satoshi, Giovanni Salinas, Rocky G, Perry the Pirate, Aaron Elizabeth, Kane Arcotics, Solomon Price, but before 85, A.K.A. Shemobock the Christmas Whale, Stella Corvis, Hesus Garcia, J.P.

The IT Guy, Candyman Fight, John Peters, you know, the farmer, Barkley on the Holidayack, Dapper Dad, SCP-049, O Magis, Raven the Dreamer, T.K. Turtle King, Mike M, Space-based Lasers, Captain B and Lady G with their swabs, Marla Madame Lotus still especially loves Finley, Mr. Steamwave. My friend, the Rhino, says, "Be nice, Hup Challenge."

Dream founder, I'm your Huckleberry, Elizabeth T, Taitai the Wonder Hamster, and her dear darling Duke, boom-basticle Kimlicker, Huggamuffin, big foot of doom, D.L. Any Atkins, a bounty hunter called the Crandyman. "Grow, my cats say to tell you, meow, think fast chuckle nuts, flash banged, Benjamin Ortiz, Mr. Frog president, pop rock quicksand, Mr. Squizzle,

sizzle, whizzle, fizzle, the horrendous apologizes for conspiring in the Bethany War, invites for tea or being sent now. Abanaso, Mr. Rage, Adelore, Trans-Space dinosaur, Spooky Spader Storytime, William Kent, Andy, the McJimmy's from your local dimension. Ryan Abbey, Thomas Adams, Drink Spiller, Stephanie Boock, Interpy Eigenbases, Andrea Crowther, Martin Dears, Kevin Dottree,

D. Flower, two daddy jazz hands from mousetoots, Dan Gentry, I hope some of the good happens to you today. Yes, you. V. Greenley, Ron Hayden, Michelle Hopper, Jake the Cook, Josie Jones, Bootsgoot and Dave, Anthony Lakey, Brent Little Fair, TU Luther, some days you're the beetle, some days you're the Dung, Lauren Mayer, Glenn Morris, Richard Ryan, Michelle, Michelle Myers, Ally Upsi, not to be confused with Upsi, Fridge Pickle, Rosemary Prim, Robert Savott,

Lizard Lee, Eliza Sharpe, Donald Schingler, Daniel Stavvy, Fall of the Berlin Wallaby, Kelate Arena, Rachel Vasquez, Luca Vachito, Nia Venturi, the beloved yet borderline inappropriate empire of Dr. Thunderbutt and Lady Christopher, Justin Wiley, Brett Zimmerman, Arrow Jones, Jubel, Xavier Killing'sworth, Lane Kiffin is a hoe,

Claude DeClaws, Spunky Dan, Ed Boy, Ryan Finnelli, Jonathan K, Pearl No, Petabyte Avatar, Tugwin the Mighty, Project Octopus, Ken, Chib's 1012, Scotty Oats, Byrochron 95, Speakou, the Brackon System in its homeworld, Ren, Simply Tony, Gabrielle Castillon, whom, what, when, where and why, is what Ulphagrony say while listening to Midnight Burger, a drum major in a trapeze artist walk into Connie's bar,

Sir Party Animal, Uloi Jackel, Ari Shore, you Mike Rob, the Nancy Sonatra,

“Courtney's to leave and alone if you want to live, must be a witch, Kat with a K,”

My Fagrony, has a first name, Stop and Steinel, Moustacheo, Luca for Hezekile,

Lachia Wawa Brava, CC Carousel, Corp, the Destroyer, Honest Puck, Casper's Mom's A Milk, Scout and Fox Glove says the floor is lava, Unexpectedly Blue, Red Nell, Curtomsky, Craig Armstrong, Plastic Fork, Dulse at Deletche Studios presents Under the Truskin Sun, Get Out of My Booth, Bug, Propagator, I Hardly Knower, Sad Angry Crabman, Chuck McFinley, Effian Zebulon's Trans Great Granddaughter Hazel Hayes, Velocity Girl 42, Little Dragon and

A Coltron of Bats, Ben Carlisle, Flat Steves Love for Grand Theft, And A Curney, Tater Tata Sassin, Forch Nowsers of the Apocalypse, Starblaze Burn Bright, Imzuki Yoke, Spotted Rino and her Hand Me Down Frogs, Red Mafia Panda, Lonely Isle, Kaidalo Headphones, Hinkle, Pike Man Stover, Fondela Stover, Pike Man Stover's Wife, Alexander the Boss, Scrizzles, Flap,

The Fire Keeper, The End is Nye, Jeremiah the Kansold, Librarian Alex, Spike and Faye,

“Johnny Allen West and the Boys from the Dwarf, Speedy McSpeedy, Eli Wolf,”

Auntie Becky is owned by 5 Rescue Cats, Speckled Unicorn, Jedi Rides Again with Nova the Space Pirate, Tevin Long Blade Short Sword, Forget Normal, Adeum, CJ Johnson, A Dragon Sitting on a Tord of Dice, Windle Whittaker, Chumbo Wumbo, Fika Chu, Smyvey, Globe Ed Rulet, Andrew Fuller, Bond Me Hong, The Soup Witch, Fettishini Alfredo, Pebbles, VV, Effy Rawlings, Megan Hazen,

Fill up your dad as not your dad, Nick Boro, Midnight Plummer, His Royal Highness Mr. Handleton Underfoot Kitty the First and Accomplice Princess Penelope, the Marchioness of Miss Jiff and Maven of Mystery, Megan Gentry, Mr. Cherry, our asses in the jackpot, Tubby Teddy Wayne Hicer, India Ink Blot, Sleve of Bahamut, Ome Gracie, Dalton Jenkins, Cat Holtz, The True Megamike, Fred and George, Avomatic's Junior, Liza Worth,

Castle Williams, Christy, Yeet Ma Boy, 46 Tool Shed II and El Marie Katastrophe, The Image Collector, Blended Music, Definitely Not Kevin, Sitting Squirrel, Patricia E. Melt Says in a World of Slugbots, Be a Huggbot, Read the Grey, The Silver Crow,

Couch Potato Alex, Never Child, Dr. Nassos, Interdimensional Biologist,

Kiboko Duneord, Kozameen, The O'Drax, Joey B, Lucas Barding, Guttas Barber, To Listen to Midnight Berger, Little Debbie Cupcake, Terren says, "Hey, Oreos are rabbit!" Sandalwood Mountain offers peace for your soul, Whimsical Fuckery, Megan with an H, Patricia the Timelord, Mango Conniser, That Old Glory Cole, Gio Miao Naze, Cat Butler, Oshin Liu, Alex Berry, Andrew Oakden,

Ace of Metrical Exile, Chiro the Space God, Eliza Travels the Universe, Lindsey Bowen, The Goddamn Podcast Lawyer, Alex Spruce, Dr. D. Bird Claws, Whether and Mrs. Dubap to Way Bird Claws, Whether want to say hello to the whole weather family. I lost my Galaxy Bridges in a Game of Panstarts,

Angry Ron, Domina Caesar, Durkadub, Gloria's ex-girlfriend, Kelly Clickspring, Most likely Cass, Jasmine James, Dr. Cable Rand also known as Omni, Thanks Waffle Shadow, Colorado Beekeeper, Fruitcake, Zefer's wife has the hotse for Zebulon. Jennifer Colkins, Midday Burger, Dawn Parks,

Throat Goat 666, Oh my God, My Dad found out about my Patreon name. Fish in a bag, September, previously observed in the pattern. Prime Freak, Protector of the Scottish Realm, Little Lord Stevie Pie, Droid Pirate Finlay, and his Rubin esque parrot, Droid Pirate Finlay, and his Rubin esque parrot,

Stuck in a pit of Skittles, Sea Squatch, Deflator Mouse, Tony Peacarsky, Adrian R, Havier, Crazy Thadley, Criminalist is just happy to be here, the twisted twigster, Real Housewives of Cegius, Thay Queen, Oops Nart the Probability Demolition Expert,

For My Mother, CCTX Girl 6823 Waiting on the Diner, Nicole Studioso, Sign My Sousa Phone, K. The Flying Penguin,

“And Honks at the Horde of Bethany's encroaching on their nest to honestly this is getting absurd.”

Trucks stop sandwich and to go Escargo, Love My Captain, Joe Malma, Wondering Biscuit, Castriff, Ames Affection for Internet Protection, Retro M.G.

Fuelling the Intergalactic Fight Against Fascism.

“Yeah, not sure what I'm doing, River Brown, Senior Duce,”

Warped Writer, Tim Nacy, Rubin Clamso, Turwin, Morgan Brockman, Sylvie, Friendly Neighborhood Fire Protection Engineer, Skull bulb, Dustin Watson, Betty White 813, Randy Supreme and Queen Lancaster, StarScribe, Lucy in Thunderstruck. Ho-ho-ho-bama, Glorbnar 7, now granting refugee status to victims fleeing the Bethany wars.

The other Adele, Leah Hall, Sarah May, Silly Willy Bubblebutt, Sierra not from Arkansas. But these are boobs, Caleb Tumiala, Jason Woods, Arnie Arbuckle Esquire, Potion Maestro, Nebula Nell, Regulators, Mound Up, Wondering Skuller, Mad Yogi, Eileen, Cat Named M,

But Tito Poto, Palace, Big Mo, I am Annie, I live forever and every moment I've existed.

I swear to every star in the cosmos I never forgot it was a gift.

The Stone Fox, Sylvia, Papito's, Henry the Goose, Jennifer Balmer, Ninja Grim Reaper, I am a bomb to let think of something else to do.

“Burr, it words, Hot Shot Huttley, Momo's Mama, Space Mormon says what?”

Ivy Pazley, Toast, Sue Watts, Murtle, Katelyn, Leader of the Unicorn Revolution, Matlock, Lord of the 13th Sea, The Fourth Era, Printing with Cats, Collicy Del Mar, Vaughn Vega, Dixie Dina, 7,000 Possums, KBS 1017, Silas Vex, Sarah Jack Sparrow, Space Pony, Revive, Debbie E, Dusty Ventures, and his pilot Uzi drift in through space.

Ronnie Porter, Gloria's Line Cook, Eagle Rock Lobster, The Gabbiest Painter, and her Bird of Fire. Cudel, Ferrell, Emily with two E's, Space Man Nathan, Ramsey's,

Niblic III, Coplunk, Coplunk, Woops, Where's My Thribble?

Jackie Waiglet, Yeo-A-Gagarin, A Grimlin with the Munchies, Michelle Scoracchio, Gen. Jacob, Space Rooster Randy, Lepard Donut, Puvithang, Mellow Nuggets, Key Chain Crap, Stilo, Bumbling Lily Bee, A quick pause or joke, and sip from his tiny teacup.

“You know, you wouldn't think about L.I. actually has like a T-E scene that's very serious,”

and you can drop like a hundred dollars on like a couple of ounces of tea, and if you get way into it apparently, you start calling it the Leaf Game. Panda, Kennedy Allison Farner, the perpetually tired, transgender time traveler, Tristan Stoles, Dalin Y, Shadow Rapture, yet another Nicole, Hank the Wonder Lama, Arcraft, Russell, Jay to the Lynn, just a regular Fox, Jeremy Imson,

What the hell, Senateplex, and all the black people in North Carolina, just Rachel, Waffles, Waffles, Waffles, Danger Girl, Atmosbear, Eva Cigarette, Ash, Hugh Biftett, A, Zeus, and a Flaxis, Scave with Comtax, The Shape Shifting Sad Girl, and her girlfriend say, Joe, you've done it again, Sarah Nicole, The Kells fights with the Bethany's,

Angry Leafs Laser Saw, Magnus Errochill, Amy Perry, Source decay, descendant of the weather catfish whisperer. Vacabond Mary, Bold Mouse, Katie Mermaid, and the Delinqued Duo, Norman, Nicole, Victor Showberger, Reincarnated as White Mountain, Hillbilly, Glitter Cupcake, Max Dangerous, Security Chief Shatsy,

The Anxious Peach, Team Michelle and Billy, Neonix Reno, Frankenator, Nortalbash, Jordan, Arwenx, Belasco, Ryan Rosinski, Average Height, Medium Rage, Audio Monkey, Joe, Team Hayfevice, and K. In the mysterious AZHQ, I'll grant you that we have a multiplicity of mics, a jumble of James's, a trifecta of Tony's, one of whom still wants to be life, but sadly, no Bethany's.

Rowan, Lady of the Black and Harold of the Stars, Ryan Burnett, Dr. Dr. B, Zopres and the Bumble Army, growing into my farm boots. Superbeth becomes an RN alongside my bootstep farm friend, Geneva Boss, Brothers of the Co-Sign, Uncivil Nomes, The Rat Queen Evelyn, Great Lunge Conversation, Captain Scott, Lady Lou,

He was a shifty one that Nick Howard. Kinger was here, Hababbey Ray Winnland Jr., B-Bop B-Wop, Warped Echoes, Slabs McTurps, Jeremiah Franco, Justin the Nick of Time, Gothic Rainbow, Cody McClure, Eternal Companion, Maxine Luzult, Jingeloss, Eris, Goddess of Nobody, has Matilda, Ditsy Bay,

just your average Reese, Kyle Church, Static Ego, Lolly, Evan M. Dobson, Dave B, Nabe, your friendly neighborhood pathologist, going to be lit, Captain Emerald L, Wayne Hall, Danny Mars, externally screaming, but Bethany, I made biscuits, Skibo and Fuzzle McBumpernitz, Nielick's Tiny Wolf, Christina Senatus Teleporting,

BRB, definitely not an android, seriously, I'm not. The Wandering Welshman, whatever tabby, Carolyn Harper, Nikolay Tolkachev, Z3DT, Chispero's BLTN, the Kiwi Duckling, Dana Dana Bobaina, Fifi Fofaina, Monsters Olmanax, biggest fan, Aubrey and her dad, Tequila Muckingbird, Sweather Goose,

Dammer in the Space Goblin, Iso Pale, Exquisite Wimsy, I am Lord Zotan, hear me roar, pocket ghost max,

Bethany's for the whole laser saw car incident.

“My cat's name is Beth, Katie Kate, get your colonoscopy,”

Victor Casados, Emily Schmemley, Boho Go Bye Bye for Jojo Pogo, that's a no-go bro, Cody Monster, Collided Mind, Miss Nixie, Baby Baton Lee, Charlie Roodle, Kyle Perino, A.K., Sid the Sloth on a bike, Preagondy, the Wandering Mermaid would like you to know that the little mermaid and the creature from the Black Lagoon are the same exact story.

Little Stevie Pi, Green Mountain Hermit Bethany, Carl, the Teller of Dad jokes, Skylab's Multidimensional Multifazic Intergalactic Quantum Cyberverse, Verde Sol, Galen Miller, Tess, Geriatric Youngen, Mr. Kippie, Unforcable, Local Marshag, Daniel Nitz,

Mavis Bacon's, Pyros Calling, the Wizard Super Califragilistic XPLadotius.

Too many Jans, says things are bad, but we're going to win. Pamela Roselciera, then Stina says, Thud Tweed, Enigmatic Cat Bird,

“Countess of Carbon, Luminous Elk, Rodion Cauchin,”

Love Is For The Niers, Tazer and Andes, Captain Crash and the Surviving Crew, it's just Tyson now. Casper needs all the hugs, but Joe needs an O2 tank. Quote says, Joe is the writer's room. Nasty Dog 74 needs crew for ship, brown coats OK, awkward heretic, 777, Troy Acre, Mandy Kane, Northern Lee Kay,

lost Basan, you know the moon prison outside the triad. Kim Sel, Silly Goose Hong Kong, Admatha, Astro Unit, Ghost Saber Wolf, the Sleepy Mystic, Sarah Joy, Tater's Precious, it's just Steve, RuPaul Attradis, Amanda Short, Chutt, Rimble, Dijra, Nose Guaro, Ben Barr,

Stand Clear Of The Closing Doors, please. Beacley Death, Sven The Unlikely, Cognito Hazard Exponged,

“Ted Wassenossin, Vyrestria, Theosis The Theologianish.”

Why is my daughter so feral, sent help? Fernwood Gal, Nelly G, Twinkle Tots, Phantom's Mom's, Callison, Horn Swagland Daniel Arthur, it's a, it's a fucking dog rapture. Abigail Eurodali, King Humble, we'd better ask Dave, Winchimes for Safety, Cameron Winterborne Welsh, Fireball XL5,

McKenzie Dunna, Code Stranger, one bet to bet (laughs) Matt Inn, Alfie Rivendurum, Frelp, Imlin, Feed Mephish, J.R.R. on S.F.P., J. Spark, Little Mirror Leopard Pause, diet night, Mars royalty, Take 20 damage, Macy's Bandstand, Kim Bob,

That'll pop in bugaboo, snorts maggorts, fresh squeezed, Patrick Holt, hold it now. Hit it, heat it, had it, hooded, Bradley Ashby, Peter, William Dyer, Vicki Abert, Jane, Hannah Dale, Crystal Delightful, Gruntled, Killshot Betty and her steel-eyed bow, Jackie Louie, the little pigeon, Quentin Elizabeth Jones, Lillie the Planetary Brain, crazed bear, Crafty Lizard Bequilton, Megan the Meg Young, Cori Morose, Russell Bunny,

Max Savage Jenny Ren, Apprehensive Craig, Tim Erinetta, Bacon, Nicole Studioso, Rambo, Chaos Quotcher, Jeremy Barramy, Stephanie Sturgis, Kirsten, hurry up and wait, Sarah Farmer and Bella Donna first of her name, Crittle, Twilio, Heidel Birdie, Tom Webster, Rashmi Vinkatech, McClump, Azana the Leather Smith, Salazar the Do-Mage, Hayward's finest

Garen Elazando. To my little, you'll always be my good girl, you took a piece of my heart and left

a paw print on my soul. Till we meet again, Sir Shit's a lot strikes again, damn animal, Ashton James, Elzbeth, Skyland, ALR, Sidewalk Jam, Tonka 2005, Cruzenby Anthony, Tricks says, "Weep! Tibbled the first, Ellie Frog, trade the turquoise tortoise, Freyette Mittens, Courtney the Frogologist, the Funtucky Wrangler, Scrimbroulet, Yay, Erin, Zuzana, Celestios, I'm so Antigatee Fountain, I'm Ava's evil twin sister Bethany,

Katie and Noah, Hendrix the Stink, The Ambergler, Boodles, Osvaldo Simioni, Ashley Chapel Peoples, Ryan Ortega, Barbarian Bloodbath, The Diffinestration of Teds, Korean Sebrantha, Shadow Daddy, Rubius Fuzzlebot, K-Mac, The Something Something Detective Agency, Hayabuda, Eli the Electrician, Sunny Dianomely, Sharmei, K-On with Karma, The Wondrous Methazophone,

Hashtag Nissan Akira, Phenagon Robert, Jesse Foster, Samira, Mother of Cats, Flat Dug, Deary Darling, Ambient Drifting Man 80, Chris Hancock, Nicole 23, Gracefully Impaired, Tired Pirate Muffin, Steve King Love's Kathy, Laura, Roman Ronin, John Pruitt, Camel Pope, Filomena, Rebecca Trossel, Igpay Attenley, The Real Fairy Godmother, Missy Lou, Kelsey Home,

Still Casper's No. 1 fan, but now armed with the Quantum Spatula and ready to do all every Bethany in the Multiverse with Breakfast Wisdom. Damian The God Dam Timeloyer, Matt Mosby, St. Foo, Harry Fishnuts, Astronoweeb, Magnos the Civil Nome. Welcome everybody. I'm Heidelon and I'll be leading our Midnight

Virgo Aries Infinity, Best of Buds Danny and M, a Charles Q. Choi, a bug named Nat,

“CC writer, Hunter B, Rudra, Death the Kid, Big Whiskey, all coccanator.”

Ron was here, Magic Pony, Robert Olavary, Jess Geoya, Killer Odd, Creator 67, Mervate of the Dark Sees, Cosmic Trug,

In Quarageable Ross, SCRB Mark 11, Eric A. Raeborn,

Maggie's Yarn, Stu, and The Namely, Hunt, Purple Salene, three legs are perfectly good, Drew and L.A., The Nameless Death to PSL Vandal, Fuck Ice, Captain Blepp, Ryan, Evie Power, Terry, PJ says, "What? Amelia Lucero at all." Fear now doesn't

polish the shiny melon. Blargo, Blargo, Blargo, the Jazz Man. Tonight at 11,

Larac the Barbarian S, Hicks Bezzi Mates, Zeles Pragma, Tuba Rick, it's just a Blake.

“Alice Males reminds you to take your medication, please, your health is important.”

Kelly Jane Danki, Erin the Optimist, Thomas stolen aka Casper from another universe, Chadney Ashra, Lucritia, Thornus animator, Tamara Oliver, the real dirt fairy, Marissa, Eva, no not that, Eva the one with N. Grim says, "Rest in peace, Jamie Baw, you are my light and the world is dimmer without you in it."

“Zacking at, underwater Corvid, Spizzer Rinkdom, Snakes and Bakes, Michael Christian,”

Ransom, Manoon Myselil, Grolux and Terrabang, late indeed again, Theron Piralus, Ombega, coming soon, dances with burritos, walked and loaded. Erin Mitchell, Lady Keanu Mysen, Onix Rose, Jackie Wavelett, J.R. The Hikerbear, Velocicate, Al Cave, Crusty McBeardface, Malaran, Sweet Michelle, Kara, Colmy Zen, Calibri, Melmomburg, Rogue, Lisa Geysler, Attention, Dread Pirate Fred Fridberger, we have run out of languages.

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