Welcome to the Horizon 2.10: The Astral Sea

I have no idea if this dispatch is going to reach anybody for all I know, it could be banked

“on a comms node and sit there to be discovered one day by some future civilization wondering”

what the fuck happened to everyone. Last night, the world ended. The network of warp gates that connected thousands of civilizations across three galaxies, all of a sudden power down and were subsequently eaten by stars that used to fuel them.

Let's think out loud about what that means, no more communication between planets.

Civilizations that had become completely dependent on imported goods are cut off. It's estimated that roughly 40% of the citizens of the Triad are at any given time away from their home planet. Myself included.

“Wherever you were yesterday, you live there now.”

As the gates were coming down yesterday, I tried to get some sense of what was happening but nobody knew anything. Thousands of planets were in complete panic and confusion. All except for one. Where I happened to be yesterday when the world ended was on Rax Prime.

I had begun to hear rumors of some strange things going on in the capital city of Raxius and due to full little reporter that I am, decided to head out and see what's what.

“In last night, when the entire triad was frantic last night, while I was sending what”

may be my very last message to my mother and father, there was partying in the streets. As far as I can tell, the world that I used to know is gone. But as some sort of weird consolation prize, it has given me a mystery. And so, even though I may be a reporter without an audience, I suppose it's time for me to go to work.

This is Burke Burke, broadcasting on the under signal. Welcome to the triad, or whatever we're calling it now. [Music] [Music] [Music]

Are you doing okay? I think so. Where are we? The astral plane. It wasn't really an instruction booklet when I showed up, so I'm calling this the shores

of memory and that's the astral sea. Yeah, sure, it was really disorienting for me at first, so take your time. It's dark.

It's always like this, like the sun is just about to come up or go down.

I don't know, I feel like I'm supposed to go towards it, but not yet.

It's definitely not where we're going today. Where are we going? It's simple. You are going to take a walk on the beach. That's all?

As you walk along the beach, it should walk you through memories.

“You need to walk long enough to get to the memory you lost.”

You're not coming with me? Well, actually, I can't. Why not? Well, you're not really supposed to be here, please. What do you mean?

Teaching this place isn't easy, and it takes a lot of work, and not to brag, but it takes

a lot of spiritual soundness. You feeling spiritually sound? Life? Absolutely not. Right.

So your conscious mind isn't with you right now. That logical mind that keeps your emotions in check. So there's a danger of that washing over you, and removing you from this place. Why isn't that happening now? Because of, oh my gosh, oh, okay.

Drink it. I'm okay. All those unchecked emotions. I'm taking all of that on for you right now. Oh, God.

It's okay. I'm, I'm gonna be fine. Oh, there's just, oh, there's a lot of it, Leaf. You've had quite a life.

“You should've told me before we did this.”

You would've said no. It's going to be, oh, hmm, it's going to be okay. If I can hold all of this back for you, then you'll be able to function here, and, and most importantly, hmm, you'll be able to remember everything. Drink it.

If this is dangerous for you, we shouldn't do it. No, no, no, we should. There is something really big out there, Leaf. I can feel it. There is something you really need to know.

Go, drink it. Leaf, I've been doing this work my whole life. This is the big game for me. I am ready. Go!

Okay, I'll go as fast as I can. Well, time doesn't actually exist here, Leaf, but I appreciate the sentiment. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Okay. Hmm.

Go. Here I go. Yeah. Frank. Yeah.

How are they? Ah, I have no idea. Any change? Nope, they're just sitting there on the floor with their eyes closed, Eldon, it's really weird.

It's unconventional to be sure. So they're just meditating or something. Life's taking a bit of space foot, and, according to her, that allows trinket to lead him on some sort of vision quest, apparently by doing this, she can help him recover his lost memories.

Uh, sure, Eldon, is this a bunch of bullshit? Frank, we're about 19 million light years away from any sort of provable science, don't even bother.

Regardless, trinket asks that we always have someone watching them while they're doing

this. So, here we are. Okay. All right. Fine.

“Do you need me to send someone over to take over for you?”

No. I'm fine. All right.

Trinket left you a note by the cash register, by the way.

Okay. Oh, hey, Eldon. Have you looked at the calendar lately? I have.

“If our schedule doesn't change, we're set to move again in a month.”

And a bunch of people from the city have moved in here. They have. So, I'm assuming we haven't told them about the whole traveling mountain thing. How does one break that news? Exactly.

No idea. But, we should probably get a plan together. Agreed. Hmm. Dear Frank, I set aside some mandric tea in the pot to steep it for five minutes, then remove

the bag. Remember, don't let anyone touch it. It's poison. Exclamation point. Sounds like you have a nice quiet evening ahead of you.

Yeah. Sure?

Let me know if you need anything.

How the fuck do I boil water in here? Yeah! Hi, June. What are you? Be high in the counter.

But I get some eye of new, please. Yeah. We are fresh out. What are you doing?

“Uh, I am trying to figure out how trinket boils water.”

Have you tried heating it? Ooh. Thank you. For that, June. Uh, helpful.

Let's see. Ah, here we go. Wow. Electric kettle. I don't have to go gather kindling in the forest or something.

[laughing] Wouldn't it be funny if this was all in acting? She has like an 80 inch flat screen in the back. [laughing] [laughing]

[laughing] That would be funny. Also, amazing. Because I am stuck here for a while and an 80 inch TV would be great. [laughing]

Look at him. We're just going to sit on the floor like that. I guess so. Until when? I don't know.

Do you think they're going to start levitating? Interesting. He wouldn't surprise me. We're going to put funny hats on him, right? Oh my god, now you're talking.

Um, somewhere else for life. Yes, but, um, one of the fancy ones. That Mary actually's where late with the little-- Yes, tathal. Yes.

Okay. And, boy, what about Trinket? Ah, a fizz, of course. Oh, shit, of course. Because she's so worldly.

Oh, yes. That's great. June. This has turned into a fun night. That's what I do.

[sighing] But wait, what are you doing here? Well, I heard you were on. What are we calling this trans patrol? So I thought I'd come by and keep your company.

Okay. Well, that's very nice of you. And, uh, don't touch the tea. Don't touch the tea, why? Uh, it's poisonous.

Interesting. Mm-hmm. Can you expand on that for me? Well, uh, she was making me some sort of specialty. And I was enjoying it.

It turns out it's made of something called Mandric. And it's poisonous to anyone. Who is not me. That's, uh, Catherine de Medici of her. It's insane.

I mean, it turns out the tea is pretty good, though.

Well, luckily for you, I've never touched tea in my life.

So don't worry. Would you like me to run around the corner

“to the hardware store and get you some anti-freeze?”

You can shake it with some ice. Make yourself a little martini. Okay. Thank you. I'm good with the tea.

Okay. And I brought a movie and some popcorn. Do you want popcorn? Sure. And do you want me to sprinkle some as best as on your popcorn?

Okay. Yep. So how long are you going to go with this show? Oh, I'm going all night. June.

What's the movie? Classic. One, beloved by all, a masterpiece of the cinematic art. Fuck off. It's one thing.

It's one thing. I brought one thing. And how long will you be going with that joke? To the grave, Frankie.

You know what? Fuck it. It's been a minute. Put it on. Yeah.

Yeah. Sure.

It's either that or we stare at two people in a trance.

Okay. Frankie, tonight. We have a very important question. Was Adrian Barbo actually attractive? Or did she just have big boobs?

Oh, hi. Hi there. Can I help you? Pretty impressive. Um, I'm sorry.

This is exactly how I would imagine a convenience store on earth. Oh, oh, yes. Um, thank you. We have worked very hard to make it look this way. Uh-huh.

“What was there anything in particular that you were looking for?”

What's your name? Doug. Doug. Classic Earthling. Um, thank you.

I am looking for something in particular. Doug. Okay. Maybe you haven't heard since you're up here in this idyllic little earth town, but three galaxies just collapsed in on themselves.

And it's total chaos out there. Yeah, I've heard that. And that sounds, um, bad. Bad is maybe the most reductive term you could possibly use right now, Doug. Oh, oh, yes.

I'm sorry. I'm sure that it, it's, um, whatever the right word is. I'm sure it's that. Total catastrophe. That's where I would start, Doug.

Though, even that doesn't quite capture the magic. And yet, last night, there was partying in the streets. There were fireworks. Raxias became the happiest place I've ever seen when it's usually described as the Ascend of the Triad.

And I found that odd. I also found it odd that I began to hear rumors. Rumors that all of this, this total catastrophe, had something to do with a weird little town up in the mountains where people are pretending to be earthlings. Yesterday, I was in Raxias on business.

Last night, I learned that I live here now.

And I'll never be going anywhere again.

I was never a big fan of my homeworld, Doug, but I have to say I'm a bit Myth to find that I'll never be going back there again. So, I suppose. The thing in particular that I'm looking for is an explanation.

Doug.

“Is there anything else in particular that you're looking for?”

Salt and vinegar chips. I'll three. Thanks. Oh, uh, hello. Hello, Doug.

What? Why are you calling me? Why are you just, you know, talking through my phone? I'm attempting to be clandestine, Doug, just a natural. Oh, okay, I, I am acting natural. Doug, people who are acting natural don't say so out loud. Oh, I'm sorry.

Try and get her name. Okay. Hey, so, um, uh, I didn't catch your name. Bertaluna. You can call me Bert, Bert.

Well, hello there, boss. Doug, don't be a favor and see if you can direct her over to the sheep's eye. Would you? Oh, sure. Bert.

Good evening, Alden. Bert, Bert, is here. What? She just walked into the shop and go. And she's headed for the sheep's eye.

Yep. Hold on a second.

“Dave, tell us there was no Bert Bert in this universe.”

That appears to be a faulty assumption on his part. I can't connect to the wider network anymore, but from what I can gather from local databases,

this particular Bert Bert never left home on a cinder,

which is where she would have met. This Bert Bert went straight into working for the under signal and has been there for years. A few days ago, she showed up on Rax Prime, working on a story, and then the entire tribe collapsed.

And now, she's the apparently and very upset about it. She seems to think that our little town had something to do with the warp gates coming down, kind of imagine where she got such an idea. Okay.

Hard to know what to do in this situation, isn't it? It really is. We can't possibly explain the ins and outs of our predicament. She would ever believe us. But, it's also Bert Bert.

Which means she'll keep digging no matter what. So, are you trying to tell me that?

Because Bert Bert never met life at serious station that one time.

That's what led a dark life?

“Certainly emphasizes the importance of keeping your appointments, doesn't it?”

What should we do? Well, it's entirely possible that this current Bert Bert knows life's face, even though she doesn't know him. She'd be a poor reporter if she didn't know the face of the most notorious pirate in the triad. Hmm.

Yes, she may think that we're harboring the worst of the worst. So, until we come up with a more appropriate course of action, we should at least try and keep our occupied at the sheep's eye. So she doesn't wander into trinkets shop. Okay.

Sure. Well, at least I know what I'm doing tonight. So, after all a sudden done, I think it's starting to get ridiculous to house my people and barracks anymore. I think we've got room in town.

We should find some houses for them. Hey, I say that's no problem. I'll talk to Doug and find him a place.

I'm sorry they're going AWOL.

Excuse me. I'm looking for Steve. Yeah, I'm Steve. Hi. Oh, no, no, don't tell me.

It's Shenzou, right? Oh, yeah. And you're from... Bacouce. Yeah, wow.

Hey, what can I do for you, Shenzou? I would like to audition. Uh, audition? Uh, I'm sorry. Do you guys do that here?

Uh, do what, Shenzou? I play Earth Music. Oh. Earth Music. Earth Music.

Over the last time we had live music here.

Oh, TJ Bandit, remember? He said live music gave him a headache. It's not loud. I promise. It's just me and my instrument.

Oh, there's no harm in that. I guess not. This isn't the dominant foot loose. I, uh, I know. No, I guess not.

I love Earth Music. I've been playing it since I was a kid. Let me just play a little bit for you. You can let me know what you think. I mean, why not?

Why not? You know, okay, Shenzou.

“Get up there. Show us what you got. Okay, great. Thank you so much. Steve. What's happening?”

Live music auditions. Since when? Since right now I guess. Steve. It was Steve's idea, D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D! What if he gets up there and then suddenly we've got people out the door wanting to play music here? - Oh, that won't happen, you drop. - What if he's really good? - I don't know, what if he's really good, D-Dra? (upbeat music)

Huh. - Huh. (upbeat music) Steve, your guy appears to be playing a tube off. - Yeah.

(upbeat music) - Yep. (upbeat music) He's playing a tube off, isn't he? - Is this what you had in mind

for live music? - Ah, I mean, I think anyone told him that a tube is more of a group instrument. (upbeat music) Not a lot of solos out there.

- Yeah, that is the problem. (upbeat music) - What the fuck? Hey there, how welcome to the Shipsi. What can I get you?

Does that guy know you don't play a tube by yourself? - Let's not tell him. He's having a great time. - Okay, sure, nice place.

- Thanks. I recognize you from somewhere. - Don't I. - Do you? - D-Dra.

- One second. - Hey, baby. - Did a blue person just walk in? - Yeah, just now.

“- Remember that video I showed you of my friend.”

She's a journalist, Bert, Bert. - Oh, right, that's where I recognize her. - We thought she didn't exist in this universe, but there she is. She doesn't know you though.

- Bert met her through life, so we're suing now. - Okay, um, do do do do I need to do something? - I'm on my way over. Can you just do that? The thing where you turn the pants off of people?

(laughs) - I do a thing where I charm the pants off people. - Well, I mean, my pants started to get off. - Well, they're not exactly hard to get off. Are they?

- Oh my God. - Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. (sighs) - Okay, I'll keep her busy. - I'm so, that was great stuff, man.

- I've never heard someone play the tuba like that.

- Well, technically, it's a sousa film. - Sure, sure, sure, yeah. Here's the thing. You're all alone up there. You need some people around you, right?

(laughs)

“I think it's down, were you gonna band together?”

- I don't think any we want to sousa film in their pants. - You say that, but have you ever experienced the magic that is earth wind and fire? - What's earth wind and fire? - Come outside, let's talk all about it.

- But, that's me. I thought I recognized you. You're a journalist, right? - I am. - Hey, do you drag, can I get a white wine, sure?

- Sure. Okay, what's this about? You're dressed like you're in the army or something. - I am in the army or something. - You mean you're dressed like you're in the army

or something, but you couldn't possibly be in the army because this is a town full of people pretending to be earthlings. - Right? Hey, Celeste, come here for a second.

What's up? Are we still doing, you know, the thing where we're pretending to be pretending to be earthlings? - Right. Are we still doing that?

- I can't remember.

“- Things like, after we beat the bad guys,”

we'll just get a little wax around here. They did, I mean, slabs, nose. - Obviously. - Hey, guys, just so you know there's some sort of a reporter here in town

and they're asking a lot of questions. - Doug, are we still pretending to be aliens pretending to be human? - Oh, um, yes. - Yes?

- No? - We can't remember. - Oh. I feel like, I feel like people stop asking. - They did.

- I'm a music producer now, just, you know, so you all know. Steve, are we still doing the plan? - What do you mean? - We pretend to be aliens pretending to be earthlings.

- Ah, uh, uh, Elden? - To be completely honest, I've lost her. - Elden, come on!

“You're supposed to keep track of everything!”

- How about he's never picked?

- Verges here, let's let them do the talking for a while, shall we? - Right, idea. - Evening. - Hi.

- Bert, Bert, right? - Yes. - I love your work. - Thank you. - I'm verge.

- Nice to meet you. - You're staring, Bert, Bert. - I'm sorry, I've never, I've never met a baby in before. - Here I am. - What the fuck is going on in this town?

- Can I buy you a drink? - Hey, I'm very sorry. - Are you starting to drink? - Ah, yeah, all of it. - Ooh.

- Can you from, Bert? - Yeah. - You? - Yeah. - How'd you get out of the system?

- Uh, long-ass story. - Yeah, same here. Listen, since you're from Earth, I've got one. - Can you come on? - I should have known you'd be hiding in here somewhere.

- Who me? I wasn't hiding, kiddo. Just giving you a little space is all. How's the trip down memory lane? - Can't find what I'm looking for.

- Did you check between the couch cushions? - I feel like I've cycled through every moment in my life so far, but there's still one missing. Why don't you have a seat for a while? Maybe you're working too hard.

Forced for the trees and all that. I'm kind of in a hurry. - Buster! - How are you in a hurry? In a place where time doesn't exist.

- Yeah. Not a bad point. - Beautiful place! - Yeah. - Reminds me of Danona.

- Remember Danona? - Oh yeah. - What was that? - Point three, G's, point two. - You walked around, light as a feather.

There was always music in the air.

- Couldn't stay too long, though. - The longer you stay, the harder it is to leave. - Not unlike the past.

- For what? - You know what? - I'm sorry I built the cowcatcher. - I forgive you. - I don't know how.

“- But it seemed like the only thing to do.”

- Yeah. - It's in our nature, life. - Fixin' problems. - That's what engineers do. - The problem isn't in fixing problems.

- The problem is in what you do.

- And don't call a problem. - Crock is definitely a problem. - So is the cowcatcher, life? You can't fix a problem with a problem. - Life, this problem can't be solved by a page

from the zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance. This problem is too big. If this guy goes unchecked, he could fuck up an entire universe. All I had to work with were some really bad ideas.

- That's not all you had, life. You've always had more than that. Let me give you some advice. The kind of advice that can only be given to you by a dead guy.

What?

- Everything is always all right.

- Really? - Everything? - Really sucks the drama out of the moment when you say it, but everything. - Well, I'll keep that in mind.

- Good. - Now you better get a move on, kiddo. - Time's not a waste. I don't know where to go at this point. I feel like I've been walking for days. - This place loves to tell you a story.

Let it tell you a story. - What do you mean? - A story like a foreboding island. Just barely visible on the horizon. - Oh, come on, what is that place?

- Looks like a foreboding island. Just barely visible on the horizon. Might be the place you're looking for. - Well, what am I supposed to do? - Swim there?

- Oh, you can't swim there.

“Remember, the water is what could happen.”

The shore is what's already happened. - Well, you don't want to get lost in the sea of possibilities. - Then what do I do? - Heart. - What's that?

I see there. A simple robot to navigate these troubled waters? - A robot looks like it. - I'm supposed to row all the way out to that island. - You got something better to do.

- The astral plane sucks. - It's not built for what's his kiddo. - Can't be any worse than Quilland is, I guess. - It's good to see you, old man. - Bon voyage. - Life.

- Yeah.

- Everything is always all right.

- Yeah. - So, I'll be honest, I thought the whole four arms thing was a sort of racist demonization tactic. - Nope. Four arms.

- But I'm assuming you don't have poisonous teeth, worship a death God, and can turn into a pool of black sludge on command. - Those are definitely racist myths. - But hey, if wishing made it so. - Everyone is very calm.

- What do you mean?

“- Verge, do you like it here in this weird little town?”

- I do. - Good, because you're stuck here. - Right. - The world of the triad that we all know and love just disappeared in the blink of an eye.

- I heard the news. - I can't imagine the chaos that's ensued on other planets.

- Or, it's like... - Like it was a good thing. - Yes.

“- Well, maybe to people on Raxi as it is.”

This planet, this whole quadrant, has been getting the shitty end of the triad ever since. - Ever since my planet turned a no black hole. You've been reporting on the triad your whole life. You know what it's like out there

for planets that get the short end of the stick. Everyone out there worries about the end of the world without asking themselves if the world deserve to exist in the first place. When an empire falls,

there's always enough to party somewhere.

- People are going to suffer out there, Virge. It's the greatest crime ever committed. - What's the crime before the crime? - You know what else is strange? I'm sitting here in this bar with a vape in,

and nobody's giving you dirty looks. In fact, everyone around here seems to really like you. (laughs) Well, what's not to like? - What happened to the triad, Virge? - Let's have another drink.

- Hey y'all, have a seat, anywhere.

“- We have not come to sit withish to speak”

to the one who is step. - We have an urgent matter we wish to discuss. - Oh, wow, okay, Steve. - Yeah, what's up? - These people.

- These things to you, Steve.

My name is Gertz, and these are my collaborators, Ignatz and Bambam, that's nice to meet you all. So, what can I do for you? - We have come here to Marx's the beginning of Zapati. - Zapati, it must be started.

- Yeah, indeed, I'm sorry. - Steve, our interest in your establishment was a roused when it became known to us that you are seeking musical entertainment. - Oh, your musician.

- Steve, thanks for your suggestions. (laughs) - Be a beyond music. - We are beyond music, Steve. - You're not musicians, they're beyond music.

We are does funky beats, and we have come to ensure that Zapati has promptly begun. - They don't show you of us. - It shall go astound you. - You have all, please.

- Steve, it direct us to disignated area for musical interpretations. - Yeah, listen. We had a guy come in here with a tuba, and he wanted to play us some music,

and we didn't mean to put the word out that we were looking for musicians. - Oh, fuck, fucking Tim. - His fair is delicious. And Steve, we have no wish to be an imposition,

but if you will allow dust, funky beats to play at your establishment, the roof will be raised in an upward direction. - Your raise the roof? - Yeah, that is correct.

- And I think that you will find that each track has been effectively raised to banger status. - Yeah, okay, maybe just one song. - Steve believes he can only hear one song. - Dave will soon learn that Dos-Funky beats

has precisely zero skips. - Prepare yourself, Steve. - Sure, okay. - How's it going over there? - Listen, I'm no slouch when it comes to lying my ass off,

but I happen to be sitting across from the most sensitive bullshit detector in the triad. I'm not sure how much longer I can keep this up.

“- I mean, maybe you should just tell her.”

- Tell her what? - I have everything. - Why not? - Oh, so I should tell her we're on a magical traveling mountain and we just popped in to bring the world crashing down

on her head and oh, by the way, birds, we're gonna fuck off to another dimension in months. - Maybe don't put it exactly like that.

- She will never believe me.

- Believe it or not, is her job? - Telling her the truth is yours. Look, I know this isn't your bird bird, but she's telling your friend, you'd want her to tell you the truth, right?

- What? Why do I want to tear your clothes off? Even more when you say the kind and wholesome things?

with a mental health professional.

Don't you think, should we, or a bottle of wine? One of the two. - Good evening, Guten Abend. - We are Dustfucky Beats. - Stalky Beats.

- She's now moved to our song entitled, "Dus Shwee Befah, heart, fantastisch, the hover bike." - Assistant check. - Pass horse, activate! - I made it a steep last.

- Lift, engage the hover bike, ready. - Let's ride! - Crow, frame, polished steel, zero, friction, zero, wheel, no contact air, gap, silent motion, circuit, Matt.

- Helmet, on, seat belt, no need.

Turbo, freedom, turbo, speed. - The Shwee Befah, heart, the hover bike. - The Shwee Befah, heart, the hover bike. - I enjoy my hover bike. - I like to ride my hover bike.

- Magnetic levitation, linear floor, the navigation is a steady floor. - Unbarable, zi is fault. Unbarable, zi is street. - Technology perfected, zi circuit is complete.

- The Shwee Befah, heart, the hover bike. - Forward, award, the hover bike. - Hold, a stride, let's go. - Let's ride! ♪ Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha,

♪ The white, the shabber fat, the hope of black ♪

♪ I enjoy my hover bike ♪ ♪ And be guide, guide, guide, guide, guide, guide ♪ ♪ Right, intuse a sunset, intuse a sky ♪ ♪ A stand out bikes, we say goodbye ♪

“♪ Dust on key beats, we're right again ♪”

♪ And when it last, we do ♪ ♪ We'll bring you next ♪ ♪ The hover bike exclusively for you ♪ ♪ Ha ha ♪ (audience cheers and applauds)

(humming) I'm going to say attractive. Adrian Barbao. Yeah. Yeah?

Yeah. What? It's nice to feel like a woman can open a beer bottle with her teeth. Hmm. It is a very impressive jawline, isn't it?

Frank. Yeah. What's up, Eldon? I'm not entering the vital signs for life and trinket, and I'm a bit concerned.

What's wrong?

“Life is fairly stable, but trinket has an increased heart rate”

and the very chaotic activity in her brain. What should we do? I don't have a visual on them, how does she look? She's not levitating. Yeah, Eldon, she is not levitating.

Yes. Thank you. How is her breathing? She's breathing. Yeah, correct, Eldon, she is breathing.

Yes, I'm sure she's breathing. I'm breathing labored. I don't think so. All right. Frank, Frank?

Oh, shit. Eldon. Eldon, I think she's coming out of it. Trinket? Trinket, we're right here.

Okay. I'm... Oh, this is hard. I'm in two places at once right now. Hmm.

It's hard. Hard to concentrate. Trinket. Eldon is concerned about your brain or something. I think...

“I think that I might be in a little trouble.”

Trinket, what's supposed to be the problem? Hmm.

He was a little kid living in the forest.

“His parents lived without a lot of things.”

But he'd find bits and pieces from time to time. Broken coffee machine. And abandoned toy and old lamp, these things would talk to him. I can be something wonderful, they would say. Oh, look at what is she talking about?

These are lakes memories. She's trying to synthesize them somehow. Oh, but he... He had to hide it all.

Hide it all from his parents at first.

He knew how they would feel. Hmm, they taught the child that the most beautiful part of him was ugly and wrong. A thing that should be hidden, but it got harder and harder to hide. Even though he learned to be ashamed of it. Oh, so...

So he did whatever young person does. This thing you say I should be ashamed of. I'll embrace it and I won't care what you'll say about it. But then... Then his mother got sick.

The things he made, they made her sick. He didn't know why. Nobody knew why.

“She's not talking about life's mother suffered from a psychosomatic condition called electromagnetic hypersensitivity.”

In essence, she believed herself to be allergic to technology. Hey, broke his heart. The one thing he was meant to do was hurting the only person he cared for. In his quietest moments, only to himself he wouldn't met.

But he never wanted to leave home.

He loved it. They're in the forest. But he couldn't hurt his mother anymore. Okay. Elden, what are we supposed to do here? He said to himself, "I'll leave home."

And that promise never... To never be at home. If I ever found another home, it would be betrayal. I'm getting a clearer picture now.

The amount of near-electivity she's experiencing. She should've been killed by a brain hemorrhage about an hour ago. But the unusual amount of space for a coursing through her system is able to repair the damage as it happens. However, even that is getting out stripped at this point. We need to somehow relieve the burden.

I'm going to try something. What? Drink it. Drink it. Can you hear me? June. Drink it. In middle school,

Frank and I called you Bob Morda. Oh, Jesus. June. Bob Morda? Was the evil witch from the movie Willow? And that's what we call you.

That was that was mean. Drink it. And a lot of people might find you in middle school. And we shouldn't have.

I've always felt bad about that.

And I just wanted to say I'm sorry.

“June, I don't think that's what Elden is talking about.”

That is helping. Right. You're kidding me. I'm not sure why, but it's bringing some relief to her systems. Frank, you get in there.

But what do you mean, get in there? Don't say something. Say what? I don't know. Think of it like a hotter balloon.

She's got too much in there. And we need to toss some things out of the basket. What do you got? Say something. What would know what? I don't know what to say.

Frank, I am going to give you nougies for the rest of your life. Say something. Fine. Fine. Fine.

Okay. Drink it. I like the tea. Oh, come on. Fuck off.

Just let me just... I like the tea. I didn't want to like the tea. I don't like that I like the tea. But thank you for the tea.

And somehow that is helping.

What is going on?

“I'm unsure, but apparently an emotional unburnting is helping either shrink it or the spacefoot.”

Try it again. But again, I don't have another one to you. No, I didn't know I had the last one in me. He's still not out of the woods. Okay.

I know what we're going to do. Fuck! You're the fuck, June. All hands on tech at Trickets place. What's happening?

Get everybody over here right now. Why? Get your alien funds over here right now. Okay, fuck. What's going on?

It's probably nothing. I'll be right back. Okay. Did you draw? What's going on?

We all need to get over to Trinkets. Doug, Steve's the list. Let's go. What are we doing? June wants us all over at Trinkets.

He's going to watch the bar. Oh, who cares? Come on. Did you say what's happening? She said all hands on deck.

What did she mean by that? Oh, maybe it's a surprise party. It doesn't feel like a surprise party. What's happening? What's wrong?

Oh, this looks weird.

“We're all going to sit down in a circle and say nice things about Trinkets.”

Oh, this is the emergency. Doesn't feel like an emergency. It's a emergency. It does. Just get in here, okay?

Listen, everyone. Trinkets is in some sort of fugue state brought on by the process. She's taking life through. It's very taxing on her. And June has discovered that her symptoms can be relieved through.

I don't even know what the word is. Guys, you know what I mean? Like all the woof of shit that Trinket loves. We're going to sit a circle and lay it on her. Even Frank.

No, I already went. Oh, we don't get to hear Frank's. Um, could could you do it again? She's a shit deal. God damn it.

Okay, who's going first? I'll totally go first. No for it, dear. Okay. Trinkets.

Trinket. You were the first person I told that I was in love with birch. And through the years, any time I was feeling confused or emotional.

I always found myself over here.

And you always listened to me and then gave me a rocker. Some tea or something. But it wasn't about any of that. It was just that you listened to me. And he would always believe everywhere that came out of my mouth.

It's always been really important to me. Elden. I absolutely hate it. But it's working. Someone else.

Trinket. You were always great to help me with my my grains. And you weren't judging when it turned out I was working at a secret military base. And you were very supportive when I began dating a... Biky mercenary.

I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure that the one time your bike got stolen. It was by two guys I had just sold meth too.

I've always not really bad about that.

Okay, yeah Steve.

“I don't think that's what we're looking for.”

No, that's working. Jesus Christ. Nice. Who's next? Baby.

Say something. Okay. Trinket. I deliberately don't learn anything about my planet. I try not to look back.

I hang on to bits and pieces, but apparently people like you were very important on my planet. There's some sort of saying about hats up a mountain. Alden. The shaman and the scientist are two paths up the same mountain. That's it.

Anyway, I get it now. You made me understand that. Trinket, I think what all of us are trying to say is that when we come in here and see you,

we never have to be anything other than ourselves.

Matter who we are or how we're feeling you always meet us where we are. I personally, I don't know what I do without you. I don't think any of us do. Fuck yeah guys. Good shit.

She appears to have stabilized.

Burt, Burt. Hi. I'm sure this looks. Fuck me, I have no idea that looks. What the fuck is he doing here?

Shit. What the fuck is this? I can explain. Can you? Honestly not really.

Well, for fuck sake. Well, at least there's no authorities for to go to. I'm going to go after her. I'll come with you. Who's the blue lady?

Burt, Burt. No thank you. I know how it must look. Do you? I certainly don't know how it looks.

I just walked in there and it was like a drum circle around a man who is literally king of the mother fuckers. What is he doing here? It's not him. Yes it is. It kind of is.

Honey. I'm trying to figure out why three galaxies just shit themselves. And I walk into your little shop with an E over there. And you're housing the most wanted man in the triad. Things are adding up.

You have no idea how much they are not adding up.

“Did you have anything to do with the warp gates coming down?”

Yes or no? No. Yes. Deetra. No.

We did. We did. We're going to tell Burt the truth. Baby. Burt, Burt.

My name is Deetra. I'm a king. We all are except for a verge. Oh god. I mean there's also a Frank.

What are we calling Frank these days? No idea. And I guess, "Thrink it is not exactly a human anymore." Is this too much information of front? Definitely.

Look, never mind that. This mountain is called Mount Hood. It's a mountain from Earth. Every few months. It moves.

Move. Yes. It moves. It moves to a random time in place.

“And if you want to go, we showed up here, which is already complicated, but it was even”

more complicated because this time late was with us. He showed up randomly and he doesn't remember how. He's not the leaf from this universe. He's the leaf from another universe.

It's so amazing that you think you're explaining something right now.

And that is what I've learned from you. People are too complicated to ever be one thing. You are a criminal, leaf. And you're a hero. You're a genius.

And you're also an idiot. You're my enemy. You're my friend. I hate you, leaf. And I love you.

All those things are true. You spend a lot of time being torn between this guy and that guy and the other guy. I hope one day you realize. It's just one guy. All those things are true.

What the fuck was that? Hello, Birdbird. My name is Elton. I'm Virgil's Tangle. Elton is the name of Murphy Brown's house painter.

Yes. You named me. I was given to Virg. By you. What the fuck is happening?

Birdbird. To you, we are an assemblage of very odd strangers.

“But to a few of us, you are a very important person.”

If you wouldn't mind, I'd like to take the time to explain to you why. I'll present you with all of the corroborating evidence I can. Can I get you a drink? Well, hey. Hey.

Hey. How are you feeling? Oh, that was wild. Are you okay? It was touch and go there for a minute, but I'm going to be okay.

Good. Did you find what you were looking for? I did. It wasn't what I was expecting. What did you learn?

That everything's always all right.

Wait.

“Would you happen to know what the word "Ospinhead" means?”

"Ospinhead"? Nope. That's a new one. Okay. Take some time.

It'll be a while before you can talk about it. Yeah. It's a lot. In the meantime, a friend of yours stop by. A friend of mine?

She's waiting outside. Let me play my favorite one, Eldon. Play the one from MOOG. Oh, hi, Dave. How are you since you're still ignoring my messages?

I thought I would just leave you with my last will and testaments. And I am about to die. To you, I need nothing but my score.

“I am a fucking prisoner awaiting fucking execution.”

In case you're wondering if that's a metaphor for something, it is not. I am a fucking prisoner of the fucking science priest of fucking MOOG. What? They are about to goddamn kill me in some goddamn cleansing ceremony. So, if for some reason you have decided to stop being dickhead, check your messages.

This is me saying get me the fuck out of here. I am temporarily suspending the judgment of your criminal behavior temporarily. I am temporarily suspending it so that you can, in defiance of however many laws, break into the temple of enlightenment on MOOG and save me from what ever killing machine I am headed towards. If you have a problem doing that, try pretending I am a huge pile of money and steal me.

Oh, maybe that'll, I really, this may be the last best I've ever seen. I mean it's good. What the fuck was I doing on MOOG?

We never, we never asked actually.

But it was a special moment for me because it was where you killed your first bad guy, Bert. Oh, that's sweet. It warms my hearts. It hurts. Oh, hi.

“If it isn't my best friend in the whole wide world.”

What are you doing here? What are any of us doing here, life? Oh, shit. You were on Rax Prime. I was.

Oh, shit. You couldn't away it until I was on NISO? I'm assuming they let you know that I wasn't the biggest shithead in the triath. Yeah, they've informed me that you're a whole other shithead. Great.

How much of that do you believe? I'm not sure how to answer that, life. Today I discovered there are only so many weird things someone can encounter on a given day. Eventually things just aren't washing over you. But also I'm a little drunk.

And it has been a nice distraction from the fact that the entire system is gone dark

and I'll never talk to my friends and family again.

Regardless of any of this nonsense, I'm pretty sure I have you to blame for that. Don't I? It might not be dark for long. Oh, really? Why? You didn't tell her?

No, I saved that for you. Okay. Sun's coming up. I'll explain on the way. On the way where?

Ever seen a mungo before? Excuse me? So the initial probe is just the start. The trust guns are working on another one right now. It should launch in about a week.

That one will travel in the opposite direction of the first one. And Giga is improving the comms array with every launch. Pretty soon there should be a network of these probes throughout the whole triad.

Ideally, there will always be one nearby.

And real-time communication was always rare in the triad anyway. That solves the communication problem, but that's not the whole problem. The triad is going to figure out faster than light travel. It's just a matter of time. You're in the perfect place for it now.

Before these probes, faster than light was a science problem. Now it's just an engineering problem. That's where you want to be. There's some great people out there who I think can crack it.

because they didn't want people to have options to a warp gate. There's a game called ZomCon. All the rogue scientists working on FTL hang out on the game's message boards. Look for a guy named sign my shovel. Also, bun me hung.

The slim reaper and scooter worshiper of the seven cat gods. They'll be the ones to crack it. I cannot wait for those names to be in the history books. I know. It's ridiculous. So this is your grand design for the triad?

Did you have a better idea?

“Maybe a plan that doesn't involve this much rampant destruction?”

A just version of the triad wasn't impossible.

Life people who want to burn things to the ground never have a plan

for after the fires burn out. Look, this was always the argument with you and me. You were always trying to bend the triad toward justice and I was always trying to break it. I broke it, birds.

What are you going to do now? What do you expect me to do now? What is there to do? Look past the crisis and see the opportunity. The opportunity, Jesus Christ.

I'm serious. There's too much crisis to look past life. The whole triad is in crisis right now. All right.

This is going to sound a little crazy.

Oh, this, this one thing.

“I was in another universe where the Ted's were defeated.”

It was a long and bloody war, but they were defeated. The leader that defeated them? Bernal Luna, Resteana, Chancellor of the New Coalition. Fuck you, dude. I'm not kidding.

It used to infuriate me how you would go through life as if you could complain to the manager. And I'm sure it infuriated me that you had such a childish and productive opinion of my life. Well, that's actually exactly how you felt. But the point I'm trying to make is, there's no manager.

Be the manager. If you wait around for someone else to do it,

they're probably going to be the wrong one for the job.

What if it's you? What if we... God damn it. What if we make the world? So you make a huge mess and I clean it up?

Is that it? Is that my fault? I excel at one and not the other. I'm going to go feed this Mongo now. Okay, his name is Lucien Thunderstruck. I'm not calling him that.

Okay. Then what are you going to do?

“I think you're mostly full of shit, life.”

But only mostly full shit. I can work with that. Hey! Do you know what the word "oz penhead" means? That's not a word.

But there's said about whether I live or die. It's just the rhythm. The sound of my breath. There's each want to escape me. But some days the price to feel light has been feeling dead.

I can't explain the very real way that I'm really okay. Emptiness fills up a room. I feel it with... These guys are good. Steve, who are these guys?

Some Arctic turtle. I like the live music, Steve. This was a good idea. Thanks, drink it. You know what?

I play the fairerman. Hey, good news. Everyone we have officially housed all of the aliens looking for a home as well as all of the people from the military base. So everyone's got a roof over their head. Thank you, Doug.

Yannice worked Doug. No. We just need to tell them that the entire mountain is going to move in a month. Oh. Oh.

That's right. I'm learning to the list. Okay. Drinks for everybody. Oh.

Is life still hanging out with this blue friend?

They like to go around and round those, too.

Hey, guys. There he is. Where's your friend, ladies? She had some thinking to do. I appreciate you all handling that situation while I was busy traversing the astral plane.

It was fun. It was fun. Speaking of which, Spilled the beans, Lave. What did you see in your visions?

Was Elvis there? Was Caesar there? What? Did you commune with the celestial wombat? Who?

What did the celestial wombat say, Lave? Was his voice like the sound of the wind? What the fuck are you talking about? Yeah. Guys.

Shut up. Lave? Does anyone know what the world is? It doesn't know what the word "auspin" head means. It doesn't know what your name is.

It doesn't know what your name is. Sorry. Go ahead, D-Dra. I have an unfair advantage. It's from the Wizard of Oz.

The book, not the movie. Let me see if I can remember this. Oscar Zoroaster, Fadric, Isaac, Norman, Hinkle, Emmanuel,

Emberistics. Okay. Yes. That was the full name of the Wizard.

“He said it was funny that his initial spelled out "auspin" head?”

It's so crazy that you know that. Why is that funny? The Wizard? Yeah. What?

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. Oh, God damn it, Ava. Who's Ava? Lave, is there something you'd like to share with us? Yeah.

But before all that, regardless of how I got here, I got dropped into the exact place that I needed to be. With all of you. You know, all of these places, these flying mountains and traveling diners,

they're incredibly powerful.

Maybe the most powerful things in any universe, but they're useless without people. You guys have just started this journey, and I've been doing this for a really long time. There's lots of adventure and danger and mystery.

But it's nothing compared to the people that I've met. Even the people I met that were me.

“And when I look back, I think about the people.”

Thanks for being my people for a while. Ugh, God, get to the edge. No, seriously. Oh, my God. It's very nice, Lave, but get to the good stuff, please.

Okay. So there I was on the outskirts of Triangulum. And I had just launched a Domestay device. Those are very bad for you, you know? I can't quit now. I look too cool.

Agreed. How was your day? I fed a mongo, and I met somebody named Tarvok. Oh, yeah. What is that guy's deal?

Honestly? I have no idea. He is a very strange man.

Makes incredible knives, though.

Hmm. So, you and I are friends? Hmm, yep. For the longest time, you were my only friend. So, we're just a couple of friends out here talking.

Sure. So, tell me, friend. What should I do with all of this? There was a point about 12 hours ago that I reached my maximum capacity for batshit insanity.

“And now I'm in a zen-like state wondering what to do with it all?”

Hmm. Well, we're here for another month or so. You should spend some time with us. It's going to be a busy month. You'll learn a lot.

Somebody should tell this story. They should know about this place. They should know that places like this exist,

They should know that the universe and its own strange way smiles upon them.

There, I've pinpointed the address. Why is it going to be a busy month? We're going to war. What? Life will explain it.

I need to make a call. Okay, Alton. This will take a while.

“The message will have to hit your ride on a probe.”

Then get posited at the right constant node. In triangle.

And then I've written protocols to have the message transmitted to the unlisted node.

Okay. Speak whenever you're ready. Hmm. Hey, Verge. Don't bother trying to find me.

I will be here for long. There's really no way to explain this message to you. So, I'm just going to talk. And you're just going to listen. And you can do it to like.

If you are still out there.

Well, the world probably just came down on your head. But if there's anyone who can make it through all that, it's you. There was a point in my life when a friend reached out to me. And told me there was something better out there. And it occurs to me that I can't just hope that happens to you too.

I might have to be that voice for you. So, here goes. One day, after the dust settles, probably sooner than you think. You're going to be able to travel again. And when you can, you'll probably think to yourself, alright.

Well, where is the next unstable unicorn? Instead of doing that, though.

“I think you should give something a try.”

On earth, there's a mountain called Mount Hood. A nice big one. Like the one you're supposed to be living on. And on that mountain is a strange little town called Hood's Pocket. And in that town is a bar.

The kind you like. You should walk inside that bar. Behind that bar, might be a friendly face. And you might look at that friendly face. And see the rest of your life like I did.

You probably don't know that you deserve to be loved. So, I thought I'd call you and tell you that you do. Good luck out there. Well, what's for you?

“We really started to see that we were different.”

It was a spring semester, actually. So some of them didn't get to me. So I'd leave the room on lighted days. We can huddle in the baby. Okay, I'm about to bring up the sale.

Are you ready? Verge? I'm going to be honest with you. I'm freaking out right now. What?

I am. Because we're on a boat. I think so. Verge, I know. That's ridiculous.

I know that. Are you scared of the water?

No.

And you did know this about yourself.

Obviously not. You fly space ships around. Correct. Yep.

“And this is a small sailboat on a very, very shallow lake.”

I'm not saying it makes any sense. Okay. Okay. I... God, I would be concerned for you.

But it is way too adorable. Deetra. Tell me here. I... I don't think I can move.

Okay.

Well, just pretend that the six-foot deep water

is the void of space. I don't feel much safer. Very, very fucking funny. How am I here? Come sit between my legs.

I'm fucking hell. Shh. You can do it. Good die. I'm going to die.

Oh fuck. There you go.

“Oh that's not like a million million miles.”

You are now safe. What happens next? Next, I'm going to pull this rope

and that will bring up the sailor.

And then the wind will pick up and it will carry us across the water. And even though the wind is just taking this tiny sailboat across a small lake, you're going to feel free.

Frayer, then you've ever felt. You are going to feel like you can go anywhere. It's just you and the wind and the sky. Are you ready? I'm ready.

Here we go. [Music] This is Bert Bert, broadcasting on the under signal. Theoretically. For the last month, I have been spending time

with the people of Hood's pocket. To couple of hours outside of Raxias, and today is a big day for them. Today is a big day for them for a totally ridiculous reason.

Today, they are going to disappear. You heard me. Coof listeners.

“The people of Hood's pocket claim that their mountain”

moves. Every few months, the mountain disappears and reappears out there somewhere in time and space. Now, my listeners, you are probably thinking to yourself, Bert Bert, that sounds insane,

and he would be correct. It is fucking nuts listeners. And yet, here your doodiful reporter is standing here at the base of the mountain with a large crowd while we all wait for it to disappear.

I've been pulling the crowd here and the percentage of people who actually believe the mountain is going to disappear is exactly zero. But, that hasn't stopped them from turning it into a little community event.

They are selling t-shirts. You can even get a fun cocktail served in a commemorative mountain-shaped cup, which I am absolutely not drinking from right now because that would be journalistic malpractice.

So, what am I doing here? What am I doing here, listeners? Well, I guess my curiosity got the better of me. I'm a logical person. I let my intellect rule my actions.

I'm not prone to superstition. But there is this one thing. The mountain that they all claim is about to zip away into the cosmos. It doesn't appear on any topographical maps.

Weird, right? I'm no geologists, but I'm pretty sure that mountains don't just show up. And then, added to that are the people who live there.

They are very strange people. Somehow all earthlings, except for one, and, well, they're very kind, is what they are. Definitely not your typical residents of Rax Prime. Over the past month, I have collected quite a few stories

about these people that I will definitely report out to you all in the off-chance that this mountain disappears in a few seconds. But, I'm not actually broadcasting right now to talk to you about mountains that will almost surely

not disappear, or the odd people

I am here talking to you

because the world ended for all of us.

“The world that we depended on for generations”

disappeared in the span of just a few days leaving us all out here in the darkness. And what I'm sure is beginning all over the triad is the slow and near impossible project of putting it all back together again.

How do we do that? Where do we start? Well, as I said, for the past month, I have been hanging out in a small town in the mountains.

It's a pretty ridiculous place. Their mayor is a dog, but they care for each other. They're all very different. Everyone's got a fun eccentricity

but they seem to wake up in the morning and go to sleep at night

“genuinely giving a shit about each other.”

That part shouldn't be shocking, but it is. It's almost enough to melt this reporter's cold, cold heart and I plan on taking that with me as a lesson. As we try and rebuild our world.

Or maybe build it for the first time.

So, I'm a little bit inspired by this tiny town. Oh, the only they weren't all terminally insane people who thought they lived on a traveling mountain. Oh, the countdown has begun. Let's watch this nonsense.

Get the fuck out of here. [music] Elden, how much time? 45 seconds out. Okay, everyone, this is it.

“Stick to the plan and we should be fine.”

Where is ready as we can be, Lief? This is fucking insane. Yes, it most definitely is. [music] Holy shit!

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And the third has memorized all of Eva's dialogue.

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At every moment in every corner of every possible world, there is always a way home.

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It's official.

They're called The Grownies.

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Eva's favorite.

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“Your most benevolent lord and master of the”

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Bethany has banana breath.

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“Rotten Ronnie sleeps in grandma panties.”

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This moment of silence so Joe can catch his breath as brought to you by Rick Tyler. Elizabeth Hammond. Steam vision. Conductor of the interdimensional time-spanning hype train. Dave Harald.

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“In the mysterious AZHQ, I'll grant you that we have a multiplicity of mics,”

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alongside my bootstep farm friend, Geneva Boss, Brothers of the Co-Sign, Uncivil Nomes, the Rat Queen Evelyn, Great Lunch Conversation, Captain Scott, letty Lou.

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Trinket Coralie, and Existentially Exhausted Beam. [BLANK_AUDIO]