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ad free shows, exclusive content, and our enduring gratitude. Just follow any of the links in the show notes for this episode. 11 years ago, an energy company comes down here. They enters

“that. That's a door. We call it the vault. I think whatever is on the other side of that door”

out there, it's not friendly. I think it's trying to get out. I can open it. I can give them what they want. The entire track is not playing. It's a Toyota. Everyone hold on to something.

Whatever we don't know or sell it, it will soon be sacrifice.

Oh my god. There's the other job, it's only one who can get the others to that ship. I'm sorry, but it's going to come down to you. I'm late. I lost something. Something perfect, and I'm going to bring it home. Kilian, it's so important to us happening here. And that one's right, made for this. So, it's to be war between us there. Who is this, Dr. Graf, you keep talking about

who have no cars to play here, because what's coming, you cannot hope to face without me.

derelict. Season 3. Now crowdfunding. Support us at derelictpodcast.com/wall. [Music] , hello. [Music] Frank, but I was advised to return early. You were advised.

“Yes. Trinket, by any chance, were you advised to come back early by a deck of turns?”

There's a saying where I come from. May you be blessed by the world, breaking you. May you survive the blessing and break the world. Is that just a big bag of oats? Yes. You're pouring out a bag of oats right now. Yes. Oh, God. The explanation for this is going to be really something, isn't it? Laugh all you want. This is what I mean. This very soon, though. I understand, but without all the

the proper testing and infrastructure we're going to need to take our time to do this responsibly. Yeah, but big day! Take that. Take a drink and drink and drink. No, no, no, no.

Where am I? Where am I? Where am I? Am I? Hello?

Hello? Hello is someone there? Hello? Hello? Where am I?

Well, what is this place?

Do you see a place? Yes. What's your name? Trinket. I like that name.

I'm LaBosa. Hello, LaBosa. Where am I? Can you tell me what you're seeing? I'm on the shore of an ocean.

Can you not see it? I don't really see things. Can you tell me more? An ocean.

“It's dark like the sun is either about to come up or has just gone down.”

That sounds nice.

Can you tell me what's happening?

Where are you from, Trinket? Well, Oregon. What is that? I mean, Earth.

You're an Earthling. Yes. It's rare for you to be where you are. And where is that? I'm not sure how to explain it.

Give it a shot. Okay. On Earth you like to race cars. I guess? When you're in the car,

“you look forward at what's right in front of you as you travel along the road.”

Right?

But now imagine you're in the middle of the track.

You can watch from the outside. Seeing the cars trying to navigate the turns. Okay. I think I get it. You're outside of time and space right now.

Holy shit. I'm going to the bus at M.I. on the astral plane right now. I'm not sure what Earthlings call it. People where I'm from would call it. I'm sorry.

It's been a while since I've spoken my native language. Uh, the, uh, the Ush pinot. So, so you're not. You're, you're not like a spirit guiding me or something. No.

I'm another mind like you. And we're meeting here on the astral plane. That's not a bad way of looking at it. As I walked along the beach, I could see moments from my life.

Yes. You're on the outside looking in right now. So you can walk through your past like it's a museum. That's wild.

“And if I keep walking along the beach, do I see my future?”

No, I don't think so. Every mind sees this place differently. To you, it's the shore of an ocean. The shore is your life from the past to the present. But if you look out onto that dark ocean, that's the future.

That looks pretty for boating. That's on purpose. It's very dangerous to travel into the future. Why? The future has infinite paths.

Behind you is your single path. You can get lost very easily. This is a pretty big deal for me, La Bosa. Really? Oh, yeah. I mean, people like me work our whole lives for a glimpse of a place like this.

This is kind of the Olympics for me. Olympics? Never mind. Are you some sort of shaman on earth? Yeah.

That's one way of looking at it. Can you tell me more about what you see? I discovered how to reach this place I used to study people like you. Well, I can't see where the sun is, but there's this other light too. Far off that way, like a lighthouse.

Tell me what a lighthouse is. It's like a tower on the shore. It shines a light so that ships won't run around. But I think it's moving. It may be another mind, like yours.

I should see what it is, right?

Can I give you some advice? Sure.

“I wouldn't spend too much time here at first.”

It's easy to get lost. Okay. Speaking of which, I should go. Wait, I have so many questions. Where are you now?

Right now? I'm sitting on the floor of my shop. And I'm on a starship. Very far away from you in a very dangerous place. I have a lot of work to do when I come here.

What are you doing? I have to go into the ocean. You just told me that was dangerous. It is. But over time, I've learned how to navigate it. Are you going to be alright?

I will, but don't worry about me.

You should probably head back. Any other advice before you go? I don't know. Like I said, it's strange for an earthling to be here. For now, I just work on remembering things.

Yes.

“When you get back, this will feel like a dream.”

You'll have a hard time recalling anything. Try and hold on to as much as you can. Write things down as soon as you wake up. Okay. Okay, I will.

It's nice to meet you, Trinket. You're too the booze, huh? Be careful. I will be. Maybe they will meet again.

I hope so. I hope so. Wow. Hello. I hate this goddamn phone.

So much. Hi, Elden. Calling to check in. You'll need to keep an eye on things in town. I know.

Let me go over the plan one more time. Okay.

“One second though, I have to write down this crazy dream I just had.”

No, for fuck's sake. I'm not going to be a fool. I'm not going to be a fool. I'm not going to be a fool. I'm not going to be a fool.

I'm not going to be a fool. I'm not going to be a fool. I'm not going to be a fool. I'm not going to be a fool. I'm not going to be a fool.

I'm not going to be a fool. I'm not going to be a fool. I'm not going to be a fool. I'm not going to be a fool. I'm not going to be a fool.

I'm not going to be a fool. I'm not going to be a fool. I'm not going to be a fool. I'm not going to be a fool. I'm not going to be a fool.

I'm not going to be a fool. I'm not going to be a fool. I'm not going to be a fool. I'm not going to be a fool. I'm not going to be a fool.

I'm not going to be a fool. I'm not going to be a fool. I'm not going to be a fool. I'm not going to be a fool. I'm not going to be a fool.

I'm not going to be a fool. I'm not going to be a fool. Salutations. Our apologies for any tardiness. Well, well, well.

freezer pop and jerky chew. Welcome back. I've just you've gotten all the ice out of your veins. It was such and go for a minute there. I don't mind saying.

We were hard pressed to get warm, standing in the draft plume. Whatever. Against my protestations, our employer has allowed you to go on a little redemption tour. My vote was to send you back to wherever the hell it was. You came from, but the boss's word is the boss's word.

We appreciate the opportunity to put a little shine back on our name. Ain't no way we'll be caught on the wares again. Only time will tell. Morning boss. Giga.

Oh shit. Rocket pop and freezer poo. Surprise you guys are showing your faces on Raxi as again.

They've been given the rare second chance by our employer.

Congratulations boys. I'm sure you'll fuck it up somehow. That's the spirit. Where do you need me? I need you on tactical today.

Keep an eye on all the feeds. Got it. If you don't mind us asking. See in us how we're on the low-run on various polls. What task are we tilting towards today?

It's a very important day today people.

Please bring your A game. Today someone's going to try to kill me. Almost there. Three more. Now.

Nice. Now I reduce the flame and we temper the blade. This shit's phenomenal task rock. I haven't gotten back to basics like this in a long time. I'm beginning to understand the earthling concept of hell.

Good morning. Is there some rule it says sword making can't happen in the afternoon?

“You must work when your arm is the strongest.”

To have rock didn't know what he was sitting on. That meteor shower that almost killed you guys. Brought in stuff from all over the system. He's got a pile of ore back there with much better carbon levels than anything on earth. This guy has given me a great gift.

How exciting. Fellas, I don't care. What's for breakfast? I slew a deer with the sunrise. Look at that.

I love this guy. He slew a deer with the sunrise. At least the men used better out here. It hangs on the spit by the wood bile. Hmm.

Thank you. Sorry to disturb your hammering. Good morning. Oh, hi, baby. How are you holding up out there?

Well, you know, every morning I wake up to the boys banging on their fucking swords. Seriously, how many swords does one kind of need? How many knives do you have again? Two shades. I miss you.

I miss you too. This is stupid. It is stupid, but I get it. We discuss this about five thousand times. This is all for the best.

“We can discuss it five thousand and one if you want to.”

With either you or life being men's keys target, it's important. That you'll be removed from the general populist for the time being. It keeps any crying eyes from seeing you. And it keeps the towns people from catching a straight plasma blast. I get it, okay?

Why don't I have to be trapped out here with life? Because I don't want you to be by yourself. Fine. So, when are we making a move on this fucker? Tomorrow?

Tomorrow? Yes. Does anyone want to let me in on the plan? What the fuck? I'm going to hang up and let you to talk.

I love you, Virgin. I love you too. Elven? You can't be a part of the plan. What?

It's for the best. Says who? Says me. And who the fuck are you to decide?

I'm the one who can run one thousand simulations per second.

I've gained out every possible iteration of this plan. And? And you being part of the rescue operation puts you at two greater risk. It's putting everybody at risk, Alvin.

“Life is already remaining here to run tactical operations with me.”

You should do the same. Everybody's putting themselves in danger. And you want me to just sit here? Yes. No, verge.

How the fuck did you cover this conclusion? Honestly, it wasn't my idea. What? Oh. Danger.

She's very concerned for your sake. Well, I'm concerned for her fucking safety. What world has you raising your voice down anything to change? What I say? I can't believe this.

God, she asked me about the possibility of completing this mission without you. I ran thousands of simulations and I have to say. The prospects look good. Who was that possible? Well, it's a very complicated calculation.

I wouldn't want to...

And we're told you into this fire and never look bad.

You're one of the most dangerous beings in the triad, verge. As it turns out, the more dangerous people you add to a scenario, the more dangerous that scenario becomes for all parties. So, when we have a scenario that only involves a small group of earthlings, the simulations returns a very promising data.

And you thought this talk of math and simulations was going to make me feel better. Then how about this? If heaven forefanned, something goes wrong, you will be available to pull everyone's rear end from the fire. Don't think of yourself as being excluded.

Just think of yourself as a fire extinguisher in a little glass case. Oh, glass. This doesn't make any sense to me. Which is why you have me to make sense of things. Wait.

So, let me get the straight sheep hung up so that you could break the bad news? Yes. And she and Jun are pulling up to the cabin right now to apologize. You better be right about this, Alden.

I'm working very hard to avoid total disaster.

I still don't like it. Well, welcome to the wonderful world of doing the right thing. It's often painful. I have brought beers and whiskey. I have also brought whatever these fish are that Frank pulled out of burnt lake.

Also, verge look. I found you a girl friend. Hey, thank you, Jun. Leave how do you like it out here? It's pretty great.

We're making a sword. A sword? A taffrake. You! Making a sword.

What would you have me do? I don't know. Do you ever just make some knives and forks or something? I did so yesterday. Oh.

Well, look at me. Beat an asshole. You are perfect. That's what I like to hear. Look.

I have fish. We should salt them. Okay. Leave. We're going to go inside and salt the fish.

If you know what I mean. Okay. Um. Are we in a fight? How do you expect me to feel about this?

“Well, I think you should feel like I'm doing what's best for everyone.”

Are you? You can't step in front of every bullet verge. We're all doing this together. Let's go for a walk. Come on, I hardly ever get out here.

Okay. Hi. Life. Where could I go for a walk? Okay.

I will just stand out here by myself. Hey, Lucy. Looks like it's just you and me. What are we doing today? Life.

Did you find it? Yes. What the hell? Were you doing with a shadow server on karma, karma, chameleium?

Casinos need massive data storage and they're always hiding things from the authorities.

It's a great place to hide stuff. Luckily, dark lay felt the same way. Pretty hilarious. This guy runs the whole triad, but he still got bug out bags all over the place. There's a whole host of orders on this server.

Am I correct in thinking that DJK, DJK?

“Hey, is the protocol you used to disrupt the old ice route?”

Yeah, that's the one. Is this everything? Your entire backup tracks? There's one missing. The Ted Slayer is still on a lockbox of redsrecting.

You can't access it remotely. It seems an odd place for it. There's no good place for it. It used to be on a networked server, but that made me nervous. You could have just destroyed it.

Yeah, I know. Something told me to hang onto it. Have you ever made anything that doesn't destroy things? Can you call me a piece of shit some other time, please? Any time you like.

You've got it all downloaded to your server? I do. Okay. Then we're ready. Tomorrow then.

Okay. All right, everyone. Here's how this is going to work. We're currently one floor above the mermaid of the dark seas. What has to be the worst casino on Rex Prime?

It is a total disaster down on the casino floor, but luckily for us, the building could not be more poorly designed. Why is that good for us? Because there's no way to get to us without going through the casino. Very good, Francis Goldstar.

“If you want to get to me, you'll have to go through the casino.”

And Giga is now hacked into their security feeds, aren't you Giga? Yeah. They even have video feeds and the bathrooms, which is real gross. It would be against the law if there were things like laws around here. But all of this is good for us.

The more video feeds, the better. The more video feeds, the better. Thank you, Slugga. So, your intention is to get wind emerge before they've made it to you. In the hopes that we'll spring this trap of yours more readily, that is correct.

I made a big show with one of Virges' associates, based on the assumption that Virges would then come after me. I am the bait in the trap. So, it seems as though that's awful dangerous for yourself, their boss. Ain't we better serve get in Virges where they live? If we know where they're at, why not scoop 'em up where they were at?

And how well did that go for you, too? I seem to recall that ended up with the two of you on the space junk highway. I'm not making no excuses for our various failures. But our endeavors would have been a success, where it's not for all the failure indeed. Seems to me, if we omit the failures, we come up with a spot-free record.

What the fuck are you talking about? You guys sure you're fully thought, I'm sensing a little ice on the brain.

Never go hunting for a serpent in the serpent's den, boys.

I'm the only one that Virges is going to make a special trip for.

“They do despise me to an unhealthy degree.”

It's hard to get a vapey into making unsafe move. The bait for this trap needs to be exceptional. And I am nothing if not exceptional. So we just sit here and wait.

The first sign of Virge, and it will be up to all of you to keep me from getting dead.

Don't fuck it up, everyone. Baby ends are so good at avoiding or seeing it. Hey, they go into just figure a way past your watchful eyes. They absolutely are. I predict Virge will attempt destruction.

They'll orchestrate some sort of incident in the casino, and to point our eyes in a particular direction. And then slip by a notice as we're looking the other way. So how do we defend against that? By having an ace up our sleeve. Everybody gather around giga in the video feeds.

As you can see here, we have eyes on every inch of the casino. Look at that massive people. Now giga, please press that little red button. Okay.

Whoa, what's on this bus? That, my friends, is experimental surveillance technology that we managed to get our hands on. It's called a DNA dog.

The video feed is now available to highlight the specific race of everyone

it sets its eyes on. Now all we have to do is set an alarm for vaping DNA and weight. What if another vaping shows up? There are hardly any vaping's left. The chances of two showing up in the same place is almost zero.

Virge will enter the casino, thinking they're invisible. But they will stand out like a house fire. Simple as cake, easiest path. Have you guys ever made up high? It's actually really hard.

giga, keep an eye on the monitors. Let us know if you see anything odd. Everyone else, smoke-mampy got him. Anyone want to do a puzzle? Pardon us, boss.

What is it, boys? Seeing it as how we're on a bit of a break. We want to inquire us to the particular curiosities of our current Sojourn.

This here will be our second go round on this here planet trying to real in this fish.

We found ourselves out in the drink for it. And seeing as how our big boss man has got himself a whole mess of land to keep a hand along. We were wondering as to why this particular fish in this particular river. I'll have a lot of work put into this here operation to what end. We are prone to wonder.

Jesus, that took forever.

“Can you two please come up with a faster way to ask a question?”

We realize. Please, God, don't answer that. I don't have all night. Listen, everyone. I realize that it may seem like a lot of work to bring in one person.

But our benevolent employer, he moves in mysterious ways. We all remember what the days were like with low tracks, lucrative, certainly. But they were very chaotic. And with this new regime, we find ourselves in. We're able to do so much more now that we have a leader with an actual attention span.

But what comes along with that? Well, it's the odd obsession from time to time. ours is not to ask why ours is to not fuck up and find ourselves floating in deep space. Understand? Hey, boss.

Yes. Do you want to know about anything weird or just the vaping related stuff? What have you got? Earthlings. Earthlings?

Yeah. Since you're telling me the makeup of the casino floor, is 0.1% Earthling? Well, what the fuck is that about? I thought there was a whole town of Earthlings up in the mountains.

Well, yeah, but they're not real Earthlings. They're all wearing Earth suits up there. Aren't they? That was certainly how we discerned. Real close to the real thing in our eyes.

But ain't no way they could be the real thing. Yeah.

“I mean, how could an entire town of actual Earthlings get all the way out here?”

Boss? My entire life, I've only met one Earthling. An entire town of them would be impossible. What about that one you met with? Steep.

He kept his Earth suit activated the whole time. What? He stays in character the whole time? My soon. We'd make that assumption as well.

See, it'll sound the alternative would be. Next to nuts. Bring them up on the monitors. I'm already scanning for vacations. I'd have to stop till I'd look for Earthlings.

Right. Probably nothing. You get up. Keep your eyes on the monitors. Let us know if you see anyone from Earthland on the casino floor.

Uh-huh. I already do. You do. Where? There's one of them right there.

She's sitting at the Barbara Ducklet table. Well, here's the table of suckers. All right. Before I take everyone's money. I guess I got to know how to play this game.

I think her name is due.

Boys, do you remember this one? If we're being as honest as possible.

“Our memories of our time on the mountain are about as fuzzy as cottonwood and springtime.”

Seems so our time being frozen has made our brain pants a little licking. Wow. They're even less helpful now. And think it was best. Let's stay focused.

Everyone, the Earthling thing is weird. But we don't have time for that right now. I've got another one. Where? Right there.

Feed three. Is that? What is that? Is it a snack cart? It's a treat.

Doreedos. Friedos. Cheatos. Um. All of your Earth snacks right here.

Um. Anyone like it? I told you who. I told you who would hit the spot right about now.

“You who and a flaming hot cheetos what the doctor orders.”

Also by the bar. Excuse me, bartender. Can I get three gin and tonics and 20 scratches? Look at this lady. Man.

Are you a doomsday prepant with gin and tonics? Look at this. She's got a gin and tonic for each personality. Am I right? No.

Nothing. You're going to leave me hanging? All right. Hey. Barra.

Cut the game on. What is happening? It looks as though Verge has uncharacteristically made themselves some friends. Everybody. Keep your eyes on the monitors.

This is Verge making their move. Sluggle. Head down to the casino floor and keep an eye on things. You got it, Bolsh. What exactly are they planning on doing?

Remember. The plan is chaos. All of them are going to try and create a distraction of some sort. Head back down to the rubber duckle table.

What's the first one doing?

No. It's called pants darts. You played darts. But it's fetch a pants. Where's the dark border out here?

As long as everyone stays cool at the table, it should be fine. You're not giving me the money I want. You are stealing from me. Oh shit. Short.

You look at it. Couldn't die. Dad, daddy. They're definitely making their move. Still no sign of baby and DNA.

Where's Steve? Today, I met the love of my life. Her name is Juniper Sima. She just choosing kind of off to me. Why would you think that?

Tell me. Is her eyes? They're just so dark. I feel like she's going to eat me or something. I get bad a lot.

Hell, really. I want to be released. And she is everything. Something's in this at Juniper's house. Available everywhere this Valentine's Day.

I'm inside the refugee camp. Should we even call it a camp? It's just a prison, right? I suppose it doesn't really matter what we call it. It's really bad in here, Eldon.

They're giving them just enough to survive. Looks like they're all gathered around campfires trying to stay warm.

Keeping them in a constant state of desperation is an essential part of the operation.

There are so many of them.

“How am I supposed to convince everyone to get to the evac point?”

There should be a point to person to talk to. Not an elected leader per se. But someone who's gained the trust of the group, a defacto leader, or at least someone who can circulate the plant to everyone there. Okay.

How do I find that person? You don't. The reason we sent you down there undisguised is so you'll stick out like a sore thumb. Be patient and wait for someone to approach you. That should be the person to talk to.

Okay. What level of freakout is verge out right now? I really don't think I'm the one to worry about right now. Sweetheart. Hey.

Are you okay? I'm okay. God, there are so many different types of people down here, verge. Yeah. They come from all over the place.

After all, this is over. I need you to make a serious effort to show me something out here that isn't terrible. Okay. That's a good idea. I wish I could go back to everything over again with you there.

Baby, we should have been assigned each other at birth.

We should never have had to look for each other.

It's a crime. But according to life, there's an ocean of universes out there.

And, uh, there you were somehow. I looked up at you and put my heart into all four of your hands. And I never looked back. Those happy kids are out there somewhere.

Just think about all the versions of us that never met.

I worry about them all the time. Who are you? Hang on. I think I just had the jackpot. Hi.

Earth? Yes. I'm Dira. You're on the wrong planet.

“I think everyone here is on the wrong planet.”

I think you know what I mean. What's your name? I promise. I'm here to help you. Malu.

Holy shit, what? Nothing. One or at least weird. But I think you know. One.

I feel these ago. And now you. Right. Steve.

You saw my friend, Steve.

He told me about all of you. Um, me and my friends are trying to get everyone out of here. I promise. They were going to save us. They were lying.

Why should I live view? Dira. If you're talking to someone that's green with yellow stripes, they're from a planet called limonir. They're probably there with their younger brothers and sisters.

You've got every right to be protective. Are you here with family? Monir is mostly wetlands. Everyone there has to work at a water treatment facility. It sucks.

You're from limonir, right?

“You were trying to get your family away from the water treatment facilities?”

I don't blame you for being desperate. Our parents thought they were saving a small loop. If you'll trust me, your parents sent you away won't be in vain. How are you going to do this? There's a ship coming.

I need everyone in this encampment to follow me. Suspicion isn't going to get you out of this place, Malu. Only trust is going to do that. I know that doesn't make any sense, but it's true. Show me where.

Dinn. I'll decide. Okay. Follow me. Anyway, they're called the hurts.

Apparently they were here on this mountain a long time ago. And I don't know why. There's this huge structure back in town. But that can't be everything they left behind. Ancient funds.

Yeah. Ancient ones. I keep walking around looking for something they may have left behind. But it's just that one structure. It can't have just been that building.

Emmer scale. What? You must find Hammer scale. What is that? When kingdoms fall, they've become ruins.

The ruins fade into the mountains and hills. But even as the ruins turn to dust, the Hammer scale remains. What is it? When my Hammer strikes the steel, it leaves behind Hammer scale. I cannot see it, but it remains forever.

Okay. Okay. So it's microscopic iron dust.

It disappears into the soil, but it's always there.

“You must look for that, which you cannot see.”

Right. Okay. Traces of them, I can't see. We cannot help but leave traces of ourselves behind. No matter how much we wish to disappear.

Hello. Tricket. What's up? Nothing. I got bored.

Board? And a little anxious. Also, I think Ellison got a little annoying that I kept picking up my landline for an update. Just a little annoyed. Where's verge?

There. A little anxious.

I see. Any news? How are we doing, Eldon?

“Dieters may contact with a point person down in the cave.”

They're making their way to the access point now.

Meanwhile, everyone else is putting on a quite a show. A tender moon man. You guys got a duke box. We want to please the Billy John. Moving out.

But I got a pain. A pain. A proud. You guys got moving? No.

Alan. No. No. No. Here is the proper.

Trajectory.

You start with moving out.

Then, kick it up a notch with big shot. Then, you bring it back down with New York State of mind. Then, you bring the heat with. You may be right. Put it.

Put it. I may be crazy. You. Okay. Okay.

We are out of ding tongs, but we are going with two for one special four snowballs. Would anyone like snowballs? Snowballs over here. Starts you want to snowball? We do not.

It's a base. Everything seems to be the appropriate level of ridiculous at the moment. Do you really think this is going to work?

The whole thing hinges on the fact that Minsky would never expect us to try and

free all the people he's got trapped down there. He thinks no one knows where he's keeping them.

“There's no way he's going to say, but what if they have a mushroom which?”

Now all we have to do is keep this attention on the casino and we should be good. This part is the easy part. The hard part will be the completely impossible part that involves a ship that probably doesn't exist. Wave. I've got to ask you something.

What? You've been pretty resistant to this ship everyone's talking about. The true trans travel. Yeah, I mean you really hate this idea. I do.

Do you think? Maybe you've gotten a little de-sensitized too. You know? All this? Oh, what?

Well, there's a space dinosaur over there. Verge has four arms. I'm full of mushrooms. The whole Frank situation. I'm out in that travels through the universe.

A diner. That does the same thing. But with the ship, there's this wall of dowel. And you, do you, do you, do you don't think that's weird? Qualantis.

That was the name of the planet I was on before I got here. My arm turned black. So did my foot.

“The only thing that saved me was the frozen shit of a giant walrus thing”

that I set on fire to stay warm. I walked for hours in cold that could kill a friggin' into it. And before that, I had to save us from the bad guy by picking up a gun and shooting my friends hoping to God that I didn't kill them. There was my magical sled to carry me to safety, drink it.

I'm not oblivious to all the insane shit that I've seen. But if I depend on it, if I just hope that it's going to be there, I think that's a good way to get dead. You know, I'm sorry to be a witch about it. But the brain of yours and the actions you take and the magical spaceships

and the traveling mountains, the spirits move in all of those things life. For me, there's no difference between that. I don't know how to calculate for the movements of the spirits, drink it. I think you do. But I understand you need to call it something else.

Try to have a little faith sometimes, life. Just because your smart doesn't mean you know everything. Trust me. Smart persons disease. What?

One time a friend of mine told me I have smart persons disease. Smart people, such as myself, suffer a side effect of our smartness, where we think everyone else is stupid just because we're smart. Exactly. Hey, I've got a question for you.

Okay. Down in the caves. Dietrich just ran into someone I know. Really?

That's weird. It's statistically impossible. But it's not the first time it's happened. I've been to a billion universes at this point. But I keep running into people I know.

What's that about? It's really beautiful. Sure, but what does it mean? I don't know.

People become bonded with each other in all sorts of ways that we can never know.

Maybe people have a way of sticking together that we can't really understand. I hate big questions. I know. I've got too many of them right now. Yeah.

Yeah. There's a lot going on with you right now.

“But hey, I think I might be able to help you out with one of those.”

Oh, yeah. You were saying that you were in one place and then suddenly you woke up here in Hood's pocket, right? Yeah. You don't remember how you got here. No.

I think I can help you with that. Well, it's a little, you know, witchy. You're going to cast a spell on me or something? No, not exactly. But I think I know a way that we can walk you through your memories.

Like we're walking on a beach. A beach? Yes. How? Well, it involves the astral plane.

Yes. Trinket. Hey, I know. I know how it sounds. But I think it's possible.

Yeah. Okay.

Maybe I deal with all this stuff first.

Yeah. That's probably a good idea. Okay. The astral plane. That's right.

Sure. Yes. Yeah. We're here. Okay.

“That should be where the rock wall is the thinnest.”

Remember that ball of goo I gave you? Yeah. Take it out and stick it to the wall. Okay. Okay.

It's on. Now, that other thing I gave you. It looks like a stick with a string sticking out of it. Yes. Stick it inside the goo.

After you pull the string, you'll have ten seconds. Okay.

What is this stuff, ladies?

Just a simple mixture of household products, D-Dra. Okay. Okay. I'm pulling the string. Ten seconds.

Let's go. Holy shit. Nice work. Household products, huh? Everybody's got a bomb under their kitchen sink, D-Dra.

Did you manage to make a hole? Yeah. Yeah. It worked. Okay.

“That should lead all the way out to the ocean.”

Good luck. Thanks. Which is okay. Target practice. Got it.

Kind of wish I was on the casino team right now. That sounds like fun. It's about to get less fun that that's don't concern of yours. Report back to us when you've reached the evacuation point. Okay.

What's up in the casino? Minsky has sent someone to monitor the casino floor. Who? Slug out. Great.

It's called a sporpy involved. Yeah, you do not forget the cherry. Okay. Awesome. One of the casino floor.

Good. Wait there until we see someone make them. Sure thing. Prank. Yeah.

What's up? Casually look to your rights. Okay. Casually. Looking?

Do you see the eight foot purple robot? I do. Oh my god. Jesus Christ. What the fuck is that thing?

That's slug out. He's a fuck about. Oh. Huh. Gee.

I wonder what his job is. We need to take him off the board. Copy that. We take him off the board. That's right.

Okay. How do we do that? Minsky sent him down to wait for our next move. Yes. Perfect.

What is our next move? We don't have one. But Minsky doesn't know that. Okay. So what do we do then?

We act like we're making our next move. Sure. Got it. By doing what? Do you see the whole way to your left?

Yeah. Head towards it and act like you're trying to act casual. Wait. How do I act like I'm...

You can do it. Pardon him. What? I am going to casualy. Walk down this hallway.

Be our beat. That'd be right back. Amazing work, crack. That one there. Where's he going?

“Looks like he's walking towards the freighter over there.”

Here we go. Follow him. Sure thing, boss. Doug. Oh, yes, I'm here.

See that purple robot heading towards you? Purple. Oh, my goodness. What? What do I do?

Don't worry. He's going to walk right past you. I really hope so. Play it cool. Oh, is that a zei?

Dagnut? I've got... Dagnut bars here. Okay, he just... he just... he just... he passed me.

Hit the first switch on your beverage card.

Huh? Um, okay. First switch. Done. That should cut off sluggos' combs.

He's all yours. There should be an interesting experiment. Experiment? Elton. Where am I going?

“There should be a freight elevator in front of you.”

Yeah. How do I open it? Hold it. Get inside. Okay, got it.

And then what? Then wait. Wait. Evening. Hey, hi, hi.

Where you headed?

Is this not the bathroom?

It's the freight elevator. Oh, oh, oh my god. Now I see the signage in this place. Am I right? It's just...

Shit. I mean, it is very confusing. So, Frank, like I said, we need to take sluggo off the board. I'm going to close the door to the elevator

in a moment. Just do whatever comes naturally. God damn it, Elton. Okay. I have now gotten the hang of this game.

Which means everyone here isn't rubble. It is yours. Snorts.

“We had a whole conversation about patients.”

Do you remember? Hello, June. We need to inject a little more chaos onto the casino floor. Get snorts to throw one of his little temper tantrums. Won't you?

Twist my arm. I am not twisting your arm. I am not talking to you. Sure. Gee.

Who are you talking to? Excuse me, Dealer. I ordered some chicken tendies, like half an hour ago. Not sure what kind of place you're running here. Well, ordered no chicken thunder.

You didn't know? Take. Your turn. Okay, okay, fine. Here we go.

Take in my turn. Chopping broccoli. Chopping broccoli. Chopping broccoli. Chopping broccoli.

We made Chopping broccoli. Singing that song. Anytime you've talked to me, I have to start over. Chopping broccoli.

We've got it a problem. What? Snorts. One, two, three, two, one. They really need to stop letting him into the casino.

We're a sluggo. Uh, I don't have him. He was headed for the freight elevators. Okay. The video feeding elevators has gone dark.

Gone dark, how? I don't know how. This isn't verge. This is something else. What is it?

I don't know. Where is Steve? Celeste. What's your stance? Well, turns out the bark tender makes a hell of a scorpion bowl.

Wonderful. What else? The entire casino floor has somehow turned into a bar brawl. Hard not to admire June's ability to create total chaos. What am I supposed to do?

We're about to pull the rug out. Frank may need help getting out of the freight elevator. Okay. Are you ready? Um, didn't it pretty crazy down here? Okay.

It's the second switch on your beverage car.

Okay, I'm ready. Okay. Get it? Here goes. Guys, the blackout is on purpose, right?

Okay. Okay. There it is. We're supposed to be right here. All of us.

“Yes, we need to get everyone to the mouth of the cave,”

and the ship will be right outside the cave. When it shows up, we all make a run for it. But we don't have a lot of time. That is hard for me to believe. I know it is.

Um, have you heard of the true trans traveler? Every desperate person has heard of the true trans traveler. It's coming. It's coming soon. Ballu, I know.

The problem is that all of us got stuck in this place

because we decided to trust someone we didn't know. I know. You cannot ask me to do that twice. I'm asking. I'm asking twice. Ballu, come on.

I just blew a hole in the wall. That's got to mean something. Your name is Deja. Yes. We're a very tired Deja.

I know. We were all very tired, and our journey began. But now we have given up hope. But you are here.

Then yes, you have hope again.

That must feel terrible. Pat must make you feel even more exhausted. People keep telling you to believe in them and they keep letting you down. Why do so many think that desperate people are like property?

You take them. You throw them away when you want. What do we do? Ballu, you haven't done anything except live in the world. They made that a crime.

“Despite all of this, you have to believe that out there's somewhere”

or people who don't think this is right. People who will try to stop it when they see it. I don't want to believe, but I think they're out there. Summer. They're right here, Mallu.

It's me. I can't let this happen. So I'm here trying to stop it. I need you to believe in people one more time. Just one more time. One more time.

Celeste, I know it's dark in there, but have you managed to make it to the freight elevator?

Never fear. I'm guided by the light of my flaming beverage.

I'm like Indiana Jones. There should be a manual release under the control panel. I see it. Push it up into the left. Okay.

Frank? Oh. Hey, Celeste, your drink is on fire. It's a scorpion ball. Oh, right. Sure. What is this junk everywhere?

The junk. Oh, yeah. It's, I don't know. Must have been here when I got here. Is that a robot head?

It is a robot head. Don't worry about it. Elden. What are we doing? All right.

Everyone at the batten in the casino and make your way to the alley. When the lights come up, we'll be gone.

“Hopefully, men's key will be very confused.”

Okay. All right. Everybody. Move. Let's go. Okay. We're back up. What the hell just happened? I'm...

Confused. About which part? We just lost power in the casino for several minutes. Yeah. I would be dead when the lights came back up.

Not to make assumptions, boss.

I am, in fact. Where's Sluggo? Hang on. Is that...

What the hell happened to him?

Looking like he took a trip downstairs. Yet there he sits in the elevator. Where is Steve? Steve? This is...

This is something else. This isn't verge making their move. This is something else. What is it? No.

No. That can't be it. What? Bring up the video feed for the caves. The caves?

Just do it. Okay. Oh. Who is that? Patch through the audio.

Your life. Steve? Well, good evening.

How's your night been, men's key?

What the hell are you up to, Steve? I don't know what you mean. What are you doing in the caves? Steve? Well.

I was looking for the bathroom. I showed you my operation down there in confidence. Steve? I thought we had an understanding. I'm pretty sure our understanding was you thinking that I was a fucking idiot.

Steve? What's the plan here? You had your friends come to the casino and distract me and... Now what? You're going to steal literally thousands of people from me?

You think I can't stop that before it happens? Where are you going to put them?

You really expect me to lay out my whole plan for you right now?

Back. That really wouldn't make me an idiot.

“You should think twice before crossing me like this, Steve.”

And you should think twice before messing with a co-spent or five! He got the feed. What is a coup-s-bay dirt bag? Fucking earthlings. Francis.

What's up, boss? Head down to the caves. Deal with Steve, would you? Sure thing, boss. That's the last one of them.

Oh my God. This is so many people. I hope you know what you're doing. We've all decided to trust you. Okay.

Okay. Everyone, can I have your attention? Everyone? Everybody, share the fuck up. Thank you.

My name is Stedra. I know so many of you are scared right now. I'm scared too, but I swear to God we have a plan. Okay.

“I think a lot of them want to know who you are.”

Oh, alright. Apparently you all would like to know who we are. I guess that's understandable. I kind of came out of nowhere. So who are we?

Well, honestly, we're not anyone. We're not freedom fighters or anything like that. Honestly, I think we're just like anyone else. We're normal people who found ourselves sitting by and watching something terrible happen. And we couldn't sit by and watch anymore.

It's kind of a weird moment. Well, your feet just start moving and suddenly you're in the middle of it. We risked a lot to do this. We didn't have much of a choice. It was like it chose us.

So now, well, now we've come to the part of the plan where we just have to cross our fingers and wait. Don't lose hope, everyone. We're almost there. Thank you, Molly. I've decided this is the last time I've ever tried somebody.

I hope you're regretting. Honestly, me too. Do you hear that? That? Music?

I think so. From where? Start for me. Start for me. Start for me.

You're more free. Be free again. Holy shit. All of the word children. Tell them you can't be bored.

Move it. Oh, Steve.

Where are you hiding down?

Wait. Okay, Steve, don't panic. You've got that thing I gave you. Yeah, yeah. Turn it on.

What do I do with it? It'll do all the work. It's a microwave drill. It'll scramble as insides, but it takes time to work. Give it as much time as you can.

He's got knives for hands, lathe. Better than lasers for hands. Shit. There you are. Great to see you again, Steve Arena.

Hey, hey, Francis. You know, Steve, I hope you understand. But I think you're a real cool guy. He did best to earn this way. You know, the things, you say,

"They don't quite match the things that you do, Francis." I know. It's my curse. I would've been much better off entertaining kids.

“I think that's probably a terrible idea, Francis.”

Oh, well. It's my lot in life. Hello. I tell people, oh, the time. Things will go a lot quicker.

They don't struggle. Nobody ever listens. I'm just trying to look down for that. Francis, wait. I need to tell you something.

Better make it fast. Everything I say is a lie. Okay. Also I'm lying. You're lying.

Yes. But everything you say is a lie. Right. Which means you're lying about lying. I am.

Which means you're telling the truth. Yes. But you're always lying. Always. Hey, wait a minute.

Are you trying to lodge a bombing? Maybe. Oh, come on, Steve. That stuff hasn't worked for 100 years. With a shot, I guess.

Hey, for effort? Shoot. Think about it this way, Steve.

There's a million ways to kill a guy that's much faster in easier.

But Manscy makes me do it this way.

“What kind of bananas is that to put into a paper shredder?”

(sighs) - What? - I said, "Cut the find of the job as is flat to slip and towed the gate for breader." - Francis?

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what is perfect but uh so what do I do now Steve I can't believe I'm saying this but we're in the clear head to the e-vaccine seriously get back to hotspockets Dave we've got a long night of making fun of life ahead of us oh we shit you don't need to tell you you don't need a suitcase just bring yourself and the person you long to be are all of your people on board I'm the

last one okay I can't believe this worked but do you think we're going I don't know Mario I know it's better than here are you sure you're doing to come with us it's dangerous here I already found my magic ship go I won't forget yeah the ship is full of children it's definitely really right well now I have nothing but question no one is ever allowed to doubt me again

hey baby stop we've got the door to the cave sealed and now we've been

“men's key can't get in head out to the mouth of the cave onto the beach”

celestial pick you up there on my way I just got us in a lot of trouble didn't I well I can't imagine men's key being thrilled about this but we can deal with that tomorrow right now I don't think even he knows what's going on but he will don't worry about that now just get back to me junts are already

started the party the sheep side sounds like fun private party first though okay just

set a last of note you know what everyone else feels to see bugaboo was that

battle pope that we embody the spirit of the address made it just when they don't forgot about us there we are in the clutch snatching to feet from the mouth of the victory man if you would be so kind our employer would like a word the braken system and its homeworld ran that's where I'm from pure chaos I wish people could understand what it's like to live in that people don't know

what it's like to fight for your life every day I was taught a very valuable

lesson there that there must be an order to things there must be a hand that guides everything that people collectively are idiots and need to be told what to do I know that sounds strange coming from a career criminal but I found the rules of crime to be even more strict than those of law in order the rules in my world are clear there's a fear and judgment is swift I know you're out there

listening to me I know we can work together on this let's add a little order to

“the world shall we hey men's key well be still my heart I'm sure you're worried”

about Diedra please don't worry she's being treated very well for your sake I hope so let's get down to it it's a tale is oldest time me for her that's right what the fuck does he want with me men's key to be quite honest with you forage I don't care I was sent here to do a job I'm about to complete that job and then after that we will be able to return to doing a good work of well

you know the work we do frankly this whole thing has been an unnecessary distraction but he moves in strange ways I am if you've hurt her everyone dies verge if I don't return with you to the galaxy brain we're all dead see I've got skin in the game too I bear no malice whatsoever towards this woman come to me here we'll put her in your ship and send her back to her little mountain

here realize I'm gonna kill you the first chance I get right of course I'd

“expect nothing less but that's what I'm talking about verge rules clear”

severe swift they come for us all eventually it'll be lovely to see you where we are they've just made the trade off detra is in the Phoenix and I'm flying our back now so this is up to us now we have one last advantage what we didn't know if min's key was here for you or verge now we now which means they have no idea I exist that's right I hope you remember how to get into the

galaxy brain I remember um testing one two three looks like Deedra left her phone behind this message is for the good people of hoods pocket my business with verge has concluded but I'm afraid there are one or two action items that need to be addressed before I go I'm afraid that little town of yours has cost me a

“lot of money today quite ingenious what you did I'm honestly still not sure how”

you did it but regardless a transgression like this can't go unanswered what

igniting the chemical pets oh shit you're new in town so you probably don't know what that is it's an ocean of toxic chemicals that's deposited right next

to raxias everyone is always worried what would happen if the chemical pets

blue now we're going to find out my third fucker as we speak a cloud of toxic gas is now making its way across raxias now raxias has waited to defend against such things the buildings they seal themselves I don't imagine you have that same protection up in the mountains and that is of course with this cloud of poisonous gas is headed next I'm no expert but I don't think

Earthlings fear very well against clouds of toxic gas you can try to run

“of course but I think you'll be surprised how fast this cloud's going to”

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“a flock of great horses from the top of a sick amor lilac borchella Rachel crimpa with special”

thanks to my best friend Lizzie and my husband Steve don't worry about the order honey temporal hash brown diand brown doctor flawed once teated to return his voicemails

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but please komi smeddy the shrieve boat bohannons cc the umbrella mage Bradbury's Sasquatch loads check-offs gone and rides to join bethanies army din cosmic catch-up lack of lifestyle august the schmogist and hospest mousey hoods pocket gear in sprocket local repair cafe crafty introvert the postmaster general quans and me madmatics Blake bosmogian nitwitt 14 broiled way too harshly DJ Johnny b. the clubman diamond marco montano no longer doing a bit shiny fields at him

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“the sorcerer sanguine says brain demons is an anagram of brand and is me”

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until it's endless all the way down david buster server manager ready to serve all the bethanies amonti cristo's blind time traveler convention date l a woman the phoenix rising new name god no not him jeff Andrew sure jeff Andrew miss louan a British woman with cute dogs cup of noodles schmizy two shoes luna nova Nicholas Griffith mat grigsby just in small and recoup thirty one craig done d new type without a gunnam astral c equal me pickle me tickle

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and please make sure to turn in all your receipts love Josh from accounting set summa sylius goo stockter jones icy axe coach chain of toadsuck central gocran's sky cool earther Lego queson cazad normen mergler you've all been assigned to write a four page essay on your favorite earther pod it will be fifty percent of your grade jocapa dogma mom we betchaven brokaly he icy fish the hacker known as ivy de berb blue tune a feisty s chickady poultry landmine the scrappy

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Son of Defarge, whisk-o-teach, Scott A. Snellgrove, give peas a chance, Sam-a-lama-ding-dong.

“We hold Lady Sarah Per, Whiskervale, Countess of Wood Hollow, Mistress of the Whistring”

Pines, and beloved by all creatures small and opinionated. Ricardo Golomba, Carri's Crafty-Clooking Devices, LLC, hashtag, we weave 'em of Gossamer. Penny the Wonder Dog, and Bucky Vaan, Buckbuck, Cherry Applebee, medium rare, extra-tosted bun, saucy-seaser, belt, Aspen as a Verge fanboy, Mick J.67, Ava's favorite my little pony pencil once joked to slap into a snim gym.

Mr. and Mrs. Drifter, representative of the Alaska Midnight Burger Tummy Time chapter. Nathaniel Lee Industries, Lord Entropy, Buckbuck, Motherfucker, the Fay Wanderer, everybody's

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Gabriel Stryf is brought to you by Charlotte Brown, Gary Geigax, and the number 42. Little ride up, Alyssa shiny pants, Gondor calls for aid, Muscles Fethits, Arnold Rumsbringer, the demise of the Temple of Bethones.

“Alan Bergland says, "Hi Mom, Jay, Kitty McScoll, Raven Stromdans, hapless noveless passenger”

of the dimensionally impermanent and temporally incontinent bookshop cafe, the wild-eyed prophet." Tessa Craig, perfectly personalized disaster, Richard Schofeld, Jim Turner, Lux Luminos, Javier D'Naro, Big chunk, Gedeeds, Sasha of the Being of Chaos is chilling in eating pine cones with Bethany and the Mungo.

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“Above, Cres Amira, Jess on the Ren, Mayday Hoops, The Bean Wizard, Myth and Stitch-Embrowdery”

loves the Muckelwains, Lulu Louise, Dullio, the Brew Crew Family, Burke Ruba, your most benevolent Lord and Master of the Multiverse, Jeffrey George, exquisite whimsy, Ellie, don't tear off me, bro. Oopsie, Evelyn, the wizard mooses hold out their cat for you to pet, Grimlore, existential pancakes, Jenny Waboume, Aaron Popsiclestick, Emma Horowitz, Isle of Refuge, Jack Spiders

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number two fans, Simpson, Alice Lewis, simply Amy Sue, I pushed her because Joe Setsow, even older Liz, McBerkat, Grap Pen Feather, Siddiquan Druidic scientist, Astro, your friendly neighborhood Android, Moonlight Zombie Fox, Old Doc Racy, the midnight missionary out there somewhere looking for you. Rotting money suits and ran my panties, Skorunky, Artists Dragonborn, Big Big

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the hoods pocket police are asking for public tips about their stolen station toilet, currently they have nothing to go on. Thank you for besing, too, your Anglophone Emotional Support Canadian request will be processed in the order in which it was received. Thanks early Jess, RIP Lance McLean, you would have loved Midnight Burger, Adam Toklove,

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Pickle, Wilbur Winkle Wright, wristwatch Wrangler of West Worcestershire, finally spots red

now as the carnage clears, Professor Thadius Snukum's 8th, Mr. Grim, Glenn Petrovsky, this moment of silence so joke and catches breath is brought to you by Rick Tyler, Elizabeth Hammond, CheepCon, the real CheepCon, coming to you from the frozen Midwest wastelands,

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It will always be Finnelly's workhole to me if you know you know, Gabriel Castillon.

Whom, what, when, where, and why, is what all the groanies say while listening to midnight burger. Nico Diogo's great on midnight burgers, a drum major and a trapeze artist walk into

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“Alexander the Boss, Scrizzles, Fwapp, The Fire Keeper, The End is Nye, Jeremiah the Canceled,”

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“I am a bomb until I think of something better to do.”

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or joking sip from his tiny teacup. I should get like a, a semivar, right?

“You remember those from like a check-off play? Like it's condensed, hot tea.”

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But Bethany, I made biscuits, Skibo and Fuzzle McBumpernits,

“Felix Tiny Wolf, Asher the Raven, Christina Senatus Teleporting, BRB.”

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