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[Music] What are you telling me? [Music] Frank? [Music]

[Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] Frank is right, there's no time. Spacefoot is no good to us. If it kills you in the process, get inside,

[Music]

“You're saying you can keep the toxicity to a minimum? Not to a minimum, but I believe I can”

reduce the leafality. If I constantly fly the Phoenix in a particular pattern over the town, and I can temporarily increase the atmospheric pressure causing the toxic clouds to go either one

gas. A mango should be able to keep its head above the gas. That aside, we really have no idea what does and doesn't affect among us. A lot of people in town are going to be woefully unprepared for this. This is why we need to meet at the horizon. It's possible that the gas will have a high metallic content and make disruptive communications. We need to make a plan and hope for the best. Deeter, what is it? I can't breathe. Shit. No, didn't. She's hyperventilating.

Check up the CO2 in here. I'll put the hazard mask on. Deeter, you're all right. I'm completely in control of the environment of the cockpit. Your body is depleted of CO2. Because you're

“breathing too fast. I'm going to give you more CO2. You need to try and regulate your breathing.”

I'm not dying. You are not. Is anyone else going to die? We're going to be okay.

Where did they take first? Deeter, listen to me. Everyone's going to be okay. You're going to be

okay. Virges going to be okay. But this is going to be a long night. Minutes are going to pass like ours. But the sun is going to come up. Okay? Say okay. Okay. Stay in the cockpit. Keep breathing. What's the word? Everybody's locked down somewhere. But where the fuck is June? Two minutes away. She's in Deeter's truck. What's next? Virges had two hazard masks. I gave one to town. Deeter will stay in the Phoenix with me while

I fly in circles above what's pocket. Hopefully suppressing the toxic gas from getting into town.

“Frank, you won't be affected by the toxicity. All right. And I know for a fact that not enough”

people have duct tape. Who doesn't have duct tape? I am going to raid the hardware store and go house to house making sure everybody's got some of the work. Celeste is at the military base locking it down as well. This may be the best we can do. The toxic cloud will be here. Any minute.

Okay. And in the second part? Yes. They're cold heels. We're the fuck if you bear. I don't want

to hear it from you. Oh my god. Jesus Christ. June. Not a word. Why did she have a dog? The dog is the mayor. What? Elden. Open up. Yeah. I'm all the things you could be doing right now. Hey. This is National Security 101. When the nation is under attack, you get the president in the air. I can't believe you. Shut up. Up you go, spark her. Jesus, you way a ton. He's spark her. Keep him safe, Deeter.

“What are we doing? Just take this duct tape and seal yourself inside a room. Okay. Trust”

kins are sleeping one off. I've got to let him know what's going on. Elden. The second part. Teals. Bold. Wake up buddy. Look. We don't have time for the backstory. They're bad. They try and kill everything they see. Luckily, they're too stupid to have weapons. But for them, it doesn't matter. Real zombie apocalypse shit, man. Oh. Great. Should I go in? It's scared to go in. What did trustkins look like naked? Do I want to know? I'm going to head to the town square.

I've got an idea. Yeah. Well, I'm on duct tape patrol. I've decided, yes. I've decided. I want to know. Boys, put your junk away. I'm coming in. Best of luck, everyone. Stay safe as you can. Hey, Doug. Doug, can you hear me? Oh, yeah. I'm I'm I'm right here. Okay, great. Do you need anything? No, I'm I'm all right. The doors and windows are sealed and the fire place too. Okay. Good. Great. So the phones might go out on us at some point, but do not come out,

unless you hear the all clear from someone. Okay. Okay. Oh, Frank. Frank, um, Ava Grimm's house. Yeah. What about him? Oh, she was a big preper. It turns out so there may be gas masks over there. Good. Yes, good call. I'll head there first. Jim. Jim has asthma. Oh, Jim. Right. So Doug, there are at least six gyms in town. So. Oh, um, Lynn. James Lynn. Right. Yes. Yep. James Lynn in trailer park row. Yes. That's the one. Okay. Oh, I'll put him on the list. Good.

Also, Andrea. She is on an oxygen tank. Andrea. Andrea Johnson. She has a corgi called Kibble. Oh. Yeah. Oh. Yes. Right. Okay. Yep. She's on the list. Good. Oh. Oh. Also,

Trisha Schafer. She never closes her windows. She's got that thing about breezes. Yeah, Doug.

So Doug, I got this. I need you to get your rifle out. Oh. Yeah. It's out. Okay. Okay. I'll check in as soon as I can. Okay. Okay. Oh, no. No. Hey. Hey. You. You have to stay in there. I know

I mean, what do I know? You may be just flying out there, but let's let's let's just assume

it'll it'll be as dangerous out there for you as it will be for me. Okay. Oh, um, I brought a sparagus. There you go. Oh. Yeah. That's um. That's my rifle. It's been tucked away for a while. So you haven't seen it yet. I, um, I used to hunt in every season. Yeah. I, I'd be out there. And then, and then somewhere along the way, I just, I couldn't seem to put it up to my shoulder anymore. Somewhere along the way, I started to feel like there should be more things around.

And not less. And it feels weird in my hand now.

“Boy, we've really gotten ourselves into a mess, haven't we?”

Doug, you there? Oh. Yeah. Hey, Steve. Yeah, I'm here. Hey, you all locked down?

Yeah. Yeah. I brought the Ashley Soros in and put it in the bathtub. I think Finn, your bath time? Well, not really, but I think I can get it to stay put for the night. Where, where did you end up? Well, I was at a duct tape in my house, so I, I grabbed Rambo and headed over to the sheep's eye. I just got everything taped down and locked up here. Oh. Yeah. Good. Good. Oh. Oh. You know, Dietrich keeps a shotgun behind the bar.

What? Yeah. Yep. It's true. No way. Yeah. No, well, she's only used it once, but I'm, I'm,

yeah. I'm pretty sure it's still there.

A shotgun. Uh, double barrel, 20 gauge. Uh, it was TJ's. I'm just, I'm trying hard to imagine Dietrich pulling out a shotgun from behind the bar and and I just, I can't be seem to imagine it. Well, I mean, it would be hard for me too, but I was there. See, a fight broke out between some bikers. This must have been, oh, 10 years ago. Uh, so she pulled it out and shot it at the ceiling and the whole bar goes quiet and then she said,

who wants the next one? Ha. Yeah. I swear. Yeah. Full of surprises that one. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. And well, right after that, she, you know, excuse yourself and went into the back room and, and

“threw up, so. Yeah. Oh, that's more like it. Yeah. How do you, um, how do you think she's doing?”

Yeah. Uh, not great. I imagine them. I mean, uh, she's up in the ship with Eldon right now. Okay, guys. Oh, hey, Celeste. How are you guys doing over there? Uh, we're, we're fine. We've got the base locked down, up between the barbed wire and a few assault rifles and pretty sure we'll be safe from whatever else, but unfortunately our gas masks burned up in the meteor strike, so we're stuck here. Yeah, life and frank are out there patrol in the streets, so, you know,

don't worry about it. Sure. Hey, since we're stuck here, uh, anybody else think frank being transformed into some grumpy forest creature goes perfectly with his personality? Oh, absolutely. Oh, hell, yeah. This is his final Pokemon evolution, y'all. Yeah, frank. Frank is mega-mutu. Uh, mutu. That's perfect. So, uh, heard you guys talking about the time to eat your shot the ceilings. Yeah, yeah, were you there? I was there.

Hey, uh, where was I? You know what, don't answer that. It can't be a good answer. Man, you can still see the buckshot above the cash register. Oh, Steve, I was going to say,

“uh, the shotguns probably, uh, still back there. Maybe you should load it.”

Hmm, I don't know, y'all. Man, guns? That's probably not a good idea. Hey, you think she's okay, guys? We don't know. She's probably, you know, pretty worried. She's probably worried about 15,000 things right now. Yeah, for sure. Best we can do is make sure she doesn't have to worry about us. Oh. Yeah, I, I, I think that's a good idea.

Oh, stay in touch as best we can. Yeah, copy that. Long night. Long night. Long night. Attention people of putty-talking. The toxic cloud has been found. They decide your home

stay in your home and we will come to you. I cannot stress it out and I'm only in pain if you're

door to the forefront right now. Jesus, this shit is thick.

“Life, yeah. It's here. There, there's a dark cloud coming up the street. Where are you?”

I just left Treno Ward's house. And not in your truck, are you? No. You can't drive your truck. I know.

The air filter will claw. I know. I was a kid when Mount St. Helens blew. I have fond memories of June's dad trying to drive to the store when you couldn't see 10 feet in front of you. His car died at the end of the block.

“Life. Just tell me more about these things, the, the eel things. Are you hearing something?”

I, I don't know. Okay. Elective, electro therapy and lobotomy. Eels. What kind of fucking clockword orange bullshit is that? I know. This is another one of the wonderful horrors of Minsky's planet. People want to be disconnected from their own mind because they can't take it anymore. They agree to a process that will give them a life of bliss. It's a lie. They become suggestible puppets. They can't think much,

but you can program them with a command, a command like kill. Jesus Christ. I know. You hung out with these people? It was a long time ago. Well, I fucking hope so. Look,

that's really all I can tell you. I've never actually encountered these things before,

but I've got a theory I'm working on. What?

“Are you at the shop and go? What are you, are you going to Arizona ice tea them to death?”

I put those corn syrup is a killer. Yeah. Okay. Fine. But seriously though. Frank. Frank. As the earth holds me, as the sky sees me, as the sun rises within me, I step out to greet the mother of fucking day. What are you telling me?

What are you telling me? Hey, Cameron. I'm making a pretty big bet that I no longer need a mask in here. I hope I'm right. But, oh, something tells me that's not my biggest problem right now. [Music]

I guess it's just you and me. Although I guess this is nothing new for you, right? I mean,

in endangered species. I guess I know how you feel now. Hey, there. Who's there? Got a gun. [Music]

“You think I need to open the door to shoot you with this rifle?”

, oh yeah, yeah, I know Rambo. I hear it too.

Doug, Doug, are you there? Oh shit. Rambo, look, there's a shotgun behind the bar. What do you think? Yeah, yeah, I agree, probably not for the best. I don't even know how to shoot it. Doug! Okay, okay, we're okay. You come in here? You're gonna regret it. You think you can scare me?

“What the fuck? Okay, okay, you want to play with me?”

All right, Rambo, we have a list of them. We're not going out like this, all right? Not like this. I've got an idea. Come here. Look, I'm gonna tell you what brand here, okay? I'll be right back. Okay, buddy, here's the plant. Look, something's coming through that door. I don't know what it is,

“but when it comes through, I need you to bark like you've never barked before, okay? Sound good?”

Remember, buddy, they always underestimate us.

We're gonna be okay. You're CEO 2 levels appear to have returned to normal. Yeah, the dog's helping. I'm sure.

There are no monsters. They're just people.

How is that possible? There are a few planets in the triad that are so problematic. We don't know what to do with them. There is a planet called Okuei, for example, the inhabitants are so dangerous that there has to be a constant military blockade around the planet. One of those problematic planets is Ren. Where men's gay comes from. Ren society collapsed a once ago and everything that was done to

remedy that seemed to just throw gasoline on the fire. Life there is tragic and horrific.

And it to that it was used as a prison for some time.

They speak of ghosts and demons of Ren. Some went faced with the horrors of their planet retreat completely into their own minds, disconnect themselves from their emotions. You can see them but they appear to be somewhere else. Ghosts. Then there are those like men's gay.

“Who seemed to be able to metabolize the chaos and draw strength from it?”

Demons. Then there are those in between and their lives are a waking nightmare. They are offered freedom from the trauma of their daily lives. They are offered. Bliss. To forget the things they've seen. You'd be surprised how many take up that offering. In reality what they become are eels. Homocidal and chaotic lunatics. You drop them into a particular situation to create chaos and fear.

None of my cow situation right now. They're in so much trouble. I can't just stay up here. There's no safe place for you on the ground right now. De-drug. Up here is where you want to be and definitely where a virtual wants you to be. Am I ever going to see verge again? You are De-drug. By my calculations we are actually in much more danger than verge is at the moment.

“The best thing you can do for verge is stay alive yourself.”

I'm not cut out for this olden. If this is how it's always going to be,

I don't think I can function like this. You are currently functioning. I just hyperventilated and turned into a basket case. You had a human reaction. That's not a weakness. Everyone else is on the ground doing something. De-drug. There are a few thousand people that are now no longer enslaved because of you. You've done quite a lot.

What did you do to us? That's far. It hasn't done anything to us. It's going to be a long night. But we are going to endure that.

“Who wouldn't endure a long night or two if it means others may be free?”

The night's not over yet. Frank. Yeah. Well, these things are fucking horrible. Are you okay? Not mentally. No. That was a fucking nightmare. It was getting attacked by an undead rugby team. I'm working on it. What are you working on? There are speakers on the outside of the shop and go. I'm common deering their sound system. Why?

Ultra sound. I think if I can get some ultra sound waves at the right frequency, it'll be like garlic to a vampire with these guys. It's going to take me a minute though. Okay. I'm going to go check on Trinket. Okay. Elden. Elden, can you hear me yet? Have you seen Trinket? No. Why? Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. She's fucking gone. Gone?

Frank, she can't be out there. Yeah, I know. Stay here. I know where she went. God damn it.

them getting through the door. I'm going to close the bathroom door now and

no matter what you hear, I just I want you to stay in here. Okay. And maybe they'll just ignore

“you and and thank you showing up in my backyard. I think it was good for me. It was good for me.”

Can you take care of me? Oh shit. No, no, no, stay in there. Oh my god. Oh my god. [Gunshot] [Gunshot]

Who wants a drink? [Gunshot] [Gunshot] [Gunshot] [Gunshot]

[Gunshot] [Gunshot] [Gunshot] [Gunshot] [Gunshot]

[Gunshot] [Gunshot] Shit.

Where's the fire extinguisher?

[Gunshot] [Gunshot] [Gunshot] Do you like a good ghost story?

“Maybe you wonder what it would be like to communicate with the other side.”

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I'm over here. [Gunshot]

“I can't see a fucking thing. Where are you?”

Follow my eyes. [Gunshot] What happened? Wait, for your eyes to adjust. You'll see them.

Oh. Jesus.

“As soon as they broke down the door, they all started choking on something.”

Yeah, okay, are you okay?

I mean, look at them. They're just people. They're not monsters. Yeah, yeah. Of course, but apparently, they have something done to them, and they turn into this.

I let them to their death. No, no, they were going to kill you, Trinket. Yeah. Yeah, I know. The killer would be killed.

Thing doesn't really work for me, Frank. Nothing.

Nothing gives me the right to do this to someone.

You didn't do it on purpose. Yeah.

“Yeah, that doesn't seem to be working for me either.”

Wait. Trinket. Do you need a mask in here? Not anymore, it looks like. I guess you can only fit so many mushrooms inside a person.

Look at that. We just got our little dream house for just the two of us. No one else can live here about us. Yeah, and I really hate it. I know.

I mean, it's nice, the bathroom, but it's covered in mushrooms. Yeah, I mean, that is true. And, and there are dead guys everywhere. So... Well, it's a fixer upper for sure. Right.

Uh-huh.

“I was really liking this new version of me.”

Yeah. We can all tell. I was really enjoying, like, being able to feel the whole mountain. But, uh-huh.

The mountains in a lot of pain right now, Frank. And... I am chill. You should go. You should go.

A lot of people need you. Well... Hey, let's get you back to your shop. No, no, no. I should stay.

I... I'm safe in here, but I might not be out there, and besides, I... I just watched a lot of people die. And... I think I need to stay with them.

I need to... Yeah. I don't know, make sure they're not. Holding onto anything when they cross over.

I need to make sure they're finally free.

I'll... I'll just stay here and harvest some space foot, and... Yeah. Let me know when it's safe again. Okay.

You sure you're, okay? No. I will be. Okay. Drink it.

I'll be back, okay? Okay. Got us of death? I stand here as your priestess knowing that life must be went out to thrive. This is a holy act I perform.

One ultrasonic stereo system coming right up.

Okay. We've got south. Now. Let's make it lead to them. Let's make it lead to them.

Let's make it lead. Shit. Come on. Come on. Let's make it lead to them.

Let's make it lead to them. Let's make it lead to them. Holy shit. What are these intruders? Ta-raq.

Nice work, man.

“Long must I wear the securset helmet just until sunrise.”

How many in this hard? I don't know. It could be a lot more. Fuck. Come on.

We are surrounded. All right. Ta-raq.

If I can get this thing running, it'll take care of our problem.

You gotta keep them away from me. Very well. Continue your work. I. You'll continue mine.

Demons. You have become prisoners of your bodies. Allow me to free you. It's cold in all the fucking black coos. Come on.

Fuck. What the? So that's-- I found a gas mask. Keep going on the walls there.

You better be. Why? Can I not get the sound right? Come on. Let's go.

God, they're getting up. Okay. We're ready. Shit. They have fled into the trees.

It was me? Let's go. It's pocket. Damn. I didn't get to use my sound.

Well, maybe next time. Well, fuck my friends. Yeah. Oh, fucking show them. Should I be out here right now?

“It is sort of thing happens all the time.”

You know, comes with the territory. I don't know if I can get the sound right now. I don't know if I can get the sound right now. He doesn't like how much we're charging him. Besides, he's not going to pay up.

You can't do that, can ya? Honest work on his pay and all that. Uh-huh. Yeah. So this piece of work thinks he can stop payment.

Meanwhile, he's got five different projects across the Dam Triad. Being built by who? The good people of the planet trust Spetsu. So this guy, he wakes up one morning to find that he's projects. Uh-huh.

Whatever could it be. It could be that, uh, trying to remake and appeal has landed him worse than he started off. You're fucking a well told, my friend. Oh, God. Hold my thread.

Holy shit.

“Anywho, so uh, what we find ourselves in here is a good old fish and trust in Kathy Break.”

You know, we don't move to the price, isn't it? Hey, boys! They're in the Dam Roots already. Don't make me regret the hand in the grill over to use you hear me, uh, Lord. Paul, but what just exploded?

A little excavation charge, no big whip. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. And what is this dome? We're in. A camper dome.

You gotta have one on trust.

You never know what a volcano is going to know.

Yeah, shoot some, uh, so that's ya. Well, it's, it's real nice. Hey, it's alright. Yeah, I thought about getting the bigger one, but yeah, the kids are grown.

As long as they can hold me and the two dumbasses over there, I think we're good.

I know. Hey, sweetie. Look at me. I'm in a bubble. Oh, there is the man, the myth, the meat slab.

Why are you doing this, Arva?

“Davy, did you come all the way out here to check on me?”

I did, but I was delayed by many battles. I am glad to see you are safe here with the giants. They're taking great care of me. I have eaten many roots. Celeste, you have a gun.

I have a gun. Turns out I still know how to use it. Her aim was true. My aim was true. Apparently.

Arva, do mine eyes, deceive me, or have you got yourself a new toothpick there? Frank, you okay?

Well, we've had a very traumatic night,

while you've been here barbecuing. Apparently, we all play our part, Frank. Oh, look at that. That is straight as they are. Nice work, my son.

Thank you. Hey, shit, it's how come I can't get you through and find work like this man over here? I mean, he's had to size you. Trust him, camp or dome?

I guess that's one way to survive a toxic gas attack. Lafet. Arva here has a new sword. This fine lady here has herself some real nice hardware.

“What have you been that contributing to the evening?”

I almost had an ultrasound a midter. Well, you know what we say. I'm thrust when you've almost made something. You haven't made anything at all, my friends. Seriously, Lafet, do better.

We're all contributing. We're all contributing. What have you got? Oh, Jesus Christ. Did those things get into the office?

Why don't they bring them there? Frankie, that's your personal space there in Vaden. That's all you Bell. Don't get it. Ah, come.

I'll be right back. Here you go, Frankie. Give them hell. We'll be sure and sit right here. I remember Frankie.

No shame. And go in for the night. Give them the main. Hopping. There you go.

Get your little ass in there. I'll be right back. Here you go. Here you go. Get your little ass in there.

Oh, I am not cleaning up whatever's going on in there.

I mean, I always wanted to beat up the customer.

That's true. Yeah. We got a runner. Perfect. Get in there in a bad little clinic.

Would you run on him? Oh, good. Oh, boy. How do you say the right off? Don't fuck you.

Put that one in the bleachers, my friend. And the D. And the D. I am also not cleaning that up. Is it fucking morning yet?

Hey. You, you, you saved my life. I mean, I guess, you know, just saved yours too. But I mean, it's, it's still counts. So I, um.

Doggy, you there. Yeah, yes, I'm here. Are you all right? I think so. Could you be a bit more definitive with me, Doc?

Ah, yeah, I'm, I'm all right. Good. It looks like the cloud is beginning to dissipate. I'm able to cut through the particulates in the air. Oh, good.

Uh, Elvin. Um. Yes. So, uh, when I ask you about the, the giant salamander that started living in my backyard,

“I think, I think, uh, you may have left out some details that I would have appreciated.”

Really? Ah, well, uh, well, uh, the fact that it can apparently, um, spit acid. Yes. Really? Um, yeah.

Uh, those things were about to kill me, and it, um, well, some of them are, they are melted now. I see. Did you not know it could do that? I wasn't aware. Oh.

Oh. Um, Elvin, I, I realize you are a computer, but, uh, humans really, like, knowing which things spit acid, and which don't. I understand that. Oh.

Well, then, what the hell, Elvin?

Elvin.

It's lovingly cold and igneous burp.

“The female actually saw us can weaponize its stomach acid, duck.”

And you didn't tell me that, why? Because they only do so when in defense of their mates. So, I'm sure you can understand why I didn't see that as relevant. Seeing as you are, while an eccentric fellow, not a male, giant alien, salamander. I am not.

What's been going on down there, Doug? Who's not telling anyone about this? Of course, but please don't worry. A bit of interspecies confusion is not uncommon. It's not going to lay subcutaneous eggs on you or something.

What? Oh, well, good. But, Doug? Yes.

With that animal, just saved your life.

Time to give it a name. Okay. Oh, how was everyone else? We've made it out relatively unscathed.

“Once I send the all clear, we all meet with sheep's eye.”

All right. Attention, the citizens of Putapakla, the air is now facing and the danger has had. If you are feeling ill or short of threat rat rat, please receive the drink and the inquiry immediately.

Eldon? Everyone's all right. We made it through. We did? Yes.

How long was I asleep? Only a couple of hours. How in the world did I sleep? I made an executive decision and adjusted the cabin environment. You put me to sleep?

I did. Eldon, don't do things like that.

“Did you nearly everyone on the ground has reached the end of a very long night?”

Yours is just beginning, isn't it? I'm going with him. I know, hence the enforced nap time. Okay. Good idea.

I know. I'm bringing us in for landing by the sheep's eye. Okay. Why is there a huge crowd down there? Something rather extraordinary has happened.

What? Minsky nearly killed the entire city of Raxias. It did not win him or dark life, any fans.

Everyone has heard that Hood's pocket has repelled an eel attack and rebuked the most powerful crime balls in the triad.

I'm a friend of the people of Hood's pocket have achieved full Kero status in the city. Oh my god. I still can't believe they used to this thing for long, whole flights. Get the tight squeeze, but the small profile keeps us off a lot of scanners. Pretty ingenious though.

It's got everything you need somehow. Are you sure DJ is ready for this? It's going to be a week of travel after we get through the warp game. The galaxy brain is in a really isolated spot. I have an update on that.

In this universe, there's a warp gate much closer to the galaxy brain. Really? How close? It's only a day away. One day?

One day. That doesn't make any sense? I know. The whole point of the galaxy brain is that it's undetectable and isolated. And yet.

What can be named for us?

And I don't like it.

“Whatever it implies, let's deal with that later.”

Agreed. Regardless of the travel time, I hope she's ready for this. She's ready. Hey. As ready as she can be.

I was at her house trying to think of what to pack. But. Yeah. So now I've got this backpack. Like I'm going to Prague or something.

Hey, you never know. Life. Am I just going to fuck this up? Is it stupid for me to come along? I don't want to fuck this up.

You need to come. I'm going to need you.

I don't know how any of this stuff works.

That's not why I need you to come. I go to some pretty dark places. I'm sure you've heard. Verge goes to dark places too. But they're very different from mine.

“Verge trapped on the galaxy brain is one problem.”

But the even bigger problem will be if they get free. If they get loose on the galaxy brain. They're not going to care who dies. That includes themselves. I'm going to need you to pull them out of that.

Okay? I don't have a plan without them. I know. Nothing works without them. I know.

I'm really scared.

In my experience, people who can admit their scared

are the ones I can depend on. The bravest person I've ever met. She sells tacos. You're going to be fine. Hey, guys.

We've come to give you a send-off. We've come to put some positive energy into a really shitty situation. Thank you. Okay.

A little weed for your journey. Nice. Thank you. Here. Take this.

What is this? Just a little Anne McAfrey for your trip. Yeah, I don't think I'm going to be able to read June. You don't have to read it. Just hold on to it.

Feel the vibes. You're a space hero and now. Feel the vibes. Okay. And I have many donuts for you, Didra.

Thank you, Doug. Okay. Bear with me, Dave. Take this. Amethyst.

Now I'm invincible. Shut up. Didra. This is black onix. Put it around your neck.

Okay. Thank you. Ta-druck. Have you got that thing? I do.

We have forged this for you, Didra. Oh, okay. It's a knife. It is. It's made of glass.

Not really. I'll explain later. Yo, these are MREs. It tastes terrible, but they're efficient. Cool.

I got chicken-chal-main. What'd you get? Beef stroganoth. Thanks for last. Oh, and I brought nothing.

Nobody told me we were doing gift time. Everyone, as before, when I leave with the Phoenix, you won't have your network. You'll need to be more beautiful in your communications. If all goes according to plan, it will be back within a week. And if it doesn't.

Well, that's declining to think about that. Shall we? Thank you for doing this for me, Life. I'm doing it for both of us. So, is this everything you imagined?

I'm sure you too, Saddam. Whatever shitty planet that you're from and thought to yourself. I'm going to be a criminal and live a life of adventure. I'm going to fuck shit off. But look at you.

Sitting here on guard duty.

“Tell me, is this the daring pirate life you imagined?”

Do they still have the parade?

You know where you catch a traitor and bring them home to the galaxy brain, and drag them through the main dock, right? Are we doing that? The parade? I mean, I suppose arguably that I don't exactly qualify,

but, you know, because I was never one of you.

But I suppose I'm still a traitor, because I showed you that you don't have to be a bootlicker to be a criminal. Well, then, let's get this shit over with. Well, well, well, well. Look at the fucking odds.

“Always quick to show up when somebody's outnumbered, aren't you?”

[laughter] What a horde of fucking sad sex!

This is the terror of the trya!

This! [laughter] Do your victims die of fucking laughter? [laughter] Where are you, Ben?

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Dream founder, I'm your Huckleberry, Elizabeth T, Tai Tai the Wonder Hamster, and her dear darling Duke,

“Grandpa Gus, boom-bastical Kimlicker, Coco Yumi took her painted ponies to a show and won three awards,”

Hug a muffin, Bigfoot of Doom, D.L. any Atkins, a bounty hunter called, the Candyman. "Gerot, my cat say to tell you, meow, think fast chuckle nuts, flash banged, Benjamin Ortiz, Mr. Frog president, Pop Rock Quixand, the Benny Yapper." Mr. Swizzle's sizzle whizzle fizzle the horrendous apologizes for conspiring in the Bethany War, invites for tea or being sent now. Abanoso, Mr. Rage, Adelore, Transpace dinosaur, spooky spader's story time, William Kent,

Andy, the McJimmy's from your local dimension. Ryan Abbey, Thomas Adams, Drink Spiller, Stephanie Booc, Interpy Eigenbases, Andrea Crowther, Martin Dears, Kevin Dottree, Deflower, two daddy jazz hands from mousetoots, Dan Gentree, I hope some of the good happens to you today. Yes, you. The Greenly, Ron Hayden, Michelle Hopper, Jake the Cook, Josie Jones, Boots Goot and Dave,

“Anthony Lakey, Britt Little Fair, T.U. Luther, some days you're the beetle, some days you're the”

Dung, Lauren Mayer, Glenn Morris, Richard Ryan, Michelle, Michelle Myers, Alley Upsie, not to be confused with Upsie, French pickle, Rosemary Prem, Robert Savott, Lizard Lee, Eliza Sharpe, Donald Schingler, Daniel Stavvy, Fall of the Berlin Wallaby, Kelate Arena, Rachel Vasquez, Luke Vichito, Naya Venturi, the beloved yet borderline and appropriate Empire of Dr. Thunderbutt and Lady Christabel, Justin Wiley, Brett Zimmerman, Arrow Jones, Jubal, Xavier Killing'sworth,

Lane Kiffin is a Ho, Mimetic Hygenist, Rogue Art, Aaron Star Josh Wood Damian, and Sentinel of the Star System, Claude De Claude's Spunky Dan, Rachel Seymour, Chis Elfridge, the bullheaded professor, Edboy, Ryan Finnelly, Jonathan Kay, Pearl Null, another monster, Petavite Avatar, Tug with the Mighty, Project Octopus, Ken, Chib's 1012 Scotty Oats by Rochron 95, Happy 13th Birthday Danny, Dance Break, Speku, the Brackon System in its homeworld ran, Simply Tony,

it will always be Finland's workhole to me if you know you know, Gabrielle Castillon,

whom what, when, where and why, is what Ulphagrony say while listening to Midnight Burger, Nico DeGio goes great on Midnight Burgers, a drum major in a trapeze artist walk into Connie's bar, retorted, Sir Party Animal, by Ro the Motherfuck and Dragon of the Shreve forth the Motherfuck and Dragons, Uloy Jackal, Ari Shore you might rob the Nancy Sonatra, Courtney to leave and alone

“if you want to live, must be a witch, Kat with a K, Miss Chan Frissel, my Fagrony, has a first name,”

Stomp and Steinell Moustacheo, Luca for Hezekile, La Chihuahua Brava, Adolin Peats, CC Caricell, Korth the Destroyer, Honest Puck, Casper's mom's milk, Scout and Fox Glove says the floor is lava, Red Nell hiding in a crowd of Bethones to avoid capture by Wiley Wilbur Winkle Wright, wrist-watch Wrangler of West Worcestershire, Curtomsky, Craig Armstrong, Plastic Fork, dulce de leche studios presents under the Tuscan Sun, get out of my booth, bug,

propagator, I hardly knower, Sad Angry Crabman, Chuck McFinley, Effy and Zebulon's trans-great-granddaughter Hazel Hayes, Velocity Girl 42, Little Dragon and a Coltron of Bats, Ben Carlisle, Flat Steves Love for Grand Theft, Anna Kerney, Tater Tada Sassin, Forch Nowsers of the Apocalypse, Star Blaze Burnbright, Imzuki Yoki, Spotted Rhino and her hand-me-down frogs, Red Mafia Panda,

Lonely Isle, Kaidalo Headphones, Hinkle, Pike Man Stover, Fontella Stover, Pike Man Stover's wife, Alexander the Boss, Scrizzles, Flap, Kitty Kitty Kitty, The Firekeeper, The End is Nye, Jeremiah the Kansold, Librarian Alex, Spike and Fay, Johnny Lenn West and the Boys from the Dwarf, Speedy McSpeedy, Eli Wolf, Brandy Gunter, Auntie Becky is owned by five rescue cats, speckled unicorn, Jedi Rides again with Nova the Space Pirate,

Tevin Long Blade Short Sword, Forget Normal, A Diamond, CJ Johnson, a dragon sitting on a sword of dice, Windle Whittaker, Chumbo Wumbo, Fika Chu, Smivy, Globed Rulet, Andrew Fuller, Ban Mi Hong, The Soup Witch, Fetishini Alfredo, Cowboy and Sasquatch Hunts Bethones, Pebbles, VV, Effy Rawlings, Megan Hazen, Philip your dad is not your dad,

Nick Boro, Midnight Plummer, His Royal Highness Mr. Hamilton Underfoot Kitty, the first and

accomplice Princess Penelope, The Marchioness of Miss Jiff and Maven of Mystery, Megan Gentry, Mr. Cherry, our asses in the jackpot, Tubby Teddy, Wayne Hicer,

Calarton the Tired Knight, The True Megamike, Fred and George,

“Lavenia, Avomatic's Junior, Liza Worth, Castle Williams, Christy, Yit Maboy,”

46 Tool Shed II and El Marie Katastrophe, The Image Collector, Blended Music, Definitely Not Kevin, Sitting Squirrel, Patricia E. Meltz says in a world of

slug bots, Bia Hugbot, Red the Grey, The Silver Crow, Couch Potato Alex, Never Child,

Dr. Nossos, Interdimensional Biologist, Kiboko Doorn, Kozameen, The O'Drax, Joey B, Lucas Barding, Guttas Barber, To Listen to Midnight Burger, Little Debbie Cupcake, Terren says, "Hey, Oreos are rabbit!" Sandalwood Mountain offers peace for your soul, whimsical fuckery, Megan with an H, "Hey, it's warranty lady, look, I've been thinking, maybe it'd be best if we, you know, saw other people for a bit. I need more."

Patricia the Time Lord, Kashak, The Lizard Wizard, Cast Jelly Bones, Mango Connoisseur, Brady Bug, The Quarky Jester, The Big Moose and His Wife, The Little Moose, That Old Glory Cole, Gio Miao Naze, Kat Butler, O'Sheen Liu, Alex Barry, Andrew O'Kden,

“Ace of Metrical Exile, Magpie Kat says, "Everything's a bag of holding if you know how to pack.”

Churrow the space god, Eliza travels the universe, Lindsey Bowen, the god damn podcast lawyer,

Alex Bruce, Dr. D. Bird-Clos, whether and Mrs. Dubap to Way Bird-Clos, whether want to say hello to the whole, whether family. I lost my galaxy bridges in a game of pantsdarts, Angry Ron, Domina Caesar, Durkidub, Gloria's ex-girlfriend, Kelly Clickspring, The Wild Thistle, most likely cast. James Harlow humbly requests a custom sound effect. Okay, James, here's an elephant.

Jasmine James, Dr. Cabarant, also known as Omni, thanks Waffle Shaco, Colorado Beekeeper, Fruitcake, Zeffer's Wife has the hots for Zebulon, Zen Bria, Jennifer Colkins, Midday Burger, Don Parks, Throat Goat 6666, oh my god, my dad found out about my Patreon name. Princess Leia, Fishing a Bag, September previously observed in the pattern. Prime Freak, Protector of the Scottish Realm, Little Lord Stevie Pie,

droid pirate Finlay and his Rubin-esque parrot, droid pirate Finlay and his Rubin-esque parrot, stuck in a pit of skittles, sea squatch, deflator mouse, Tony P. Karsky, Adrian R., The Devil From Table 12, Havier, Crazy Thadley, Criminalist is just happy to be here, the twisted twigster, real housewives of CGS. Fake Queen, oops, start the probability demolition expert, show time, form my mother, CCTX Girl 6823

waiting on the diner, Nicole Studioso, okay the flying penguin,

“honks at the horde of Bethany's encroaching on their nest, honestly this is getting absurd.”

Trucks stop sandwich and to go escargo, love my captain, Jo Malma, wondering biscuit, castriff, aims affection for internet protection, retro mg, night script, widget the world watcher wearing a waistcoat and wig. This lana is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Utrid Enros is Viking void vitals, fueling the intergalactic fight against fascism.

Yeah, not sure what I'm doing, River Brown, Senior Duce, Warped Writer, Tim Nacy, Rubin-Clamso, Turwin, Scramble Deggs, Morgan Brockman, Sylvie, Friendly Neighborhood Fire Protection Engineer, Skull bulb, Dustin Watson, Betty White 813, Randy Supreme and Queen Lancaster, Bolivar Shag Nasty, the one true cheap Khan, star scribe, Lucy and Thunderstruck.

Ho-ho-ho-ho-bum-um-um-um-um-um-um, Lord Narsevin, now granting refugee status to victims fleeing the Bethany wars. Dozer now identifies as Roman Dirge, the other Adele, chef galval, Leah Hall, Sarah May, Minsky Enterprises is excited to announce that Cone of Silence Consultants LLC has been named its exclusive provider of Logistic Services.

Silly Willy Bubblebot, Sierra not from Arkansas. Ebenezer Boob, Caleb Tumiala, Jason Woods, Arnie Arbuckle, Esquire, digital flu, Flossed in Time, Potion Maestro, Nebula Nell, Regulators, Mount Up, Wandering Skuller, Crangleover Coffee, Mad Yogi, Eileen, Cat Named M, Petito Poto, Palace, Big Mo, Dominic Narwall 8.

I am Annie, I live forever, and every moment I've existed.

I swear to every star in the cosmos I never forgot it was a gift.

The Stone Fox, Silivia, Juiciton, Papito's, Slap Hauer, Henry the Goose, Jennifer Bowmer, Ninja Grim Reaper, Miles Nelson, I am a bomb to let think of something else to do. Burr, Rick Words, Hot Shot Huttley, Momo's Mama, Space Mormon says, "What?" Ivy Paisley, Toast, Sue Watts, Murdole, Katelyn, Leader of the Unicorn Revolution, Transdimensional Delivery Man,

Delivering Pipe Across the Multiverse, Apparently.

printing with cats, Colisey Delmar, Vaan Vega, Dixie Dina, 7,000 Possums, KBS 1017,

Silas Vex, Sarah Jack Sparrow, Space Pony, Revive, Debe E, Emma, Mr. Misses Owo, Dusty Ventures, and his pilot, Uzi, Drift and Through Space. Ronnie Porter, Gloria's Line Cook, Eagle Rock Lobster, The Gabbiest Painter, and Her Bird of Fire.

Painted O'Neigh, Kudell, Farrell, Emily with two E's, Space Man Nathan, Ramsey's,

“Niblic III, Karpunk, Karpunk, Woops, Where's My Thribble?”

Jackie Wavelett, Yeo-E-Gagarin, De Gritesler, A Grimlin with the Munchies, Michelle Scoracchio, Genuine Jacob, Space Rooster Randy, Lepard Donut, Poofy Thang, Melo Nuggets, Keychain Crap, Matt Scharkman,

Stilo, Bumbling Lily Bee, Buffie's Daughter,

A quick pause of Joe can sip from his tiny teacup. I don't know, I mean forcing someone to drink something twice a month. You know, it's probably a violation of some sort of right that I have, right? Panda Curtis Leleg, Kennedy Allison Farner, the perpetually tired, transgender time traveler,

Tristan Stoles, Dale and Y, Shadow Rapture, yet another Nicole, Hank the Wonder Lama, Arcraft, Russell, Zeferus Wind, the ornamental hermit, Jay to the Lynn, Just a regular Fox, Jeremy Imson, What the Hell, Sineplex, and All the Black People in North Carolina,

“Just Rachel, Waffles, Waffles, Waffles, Danger Girl, Atmosbear,”

Patty the Ginger, Ava Cigarette Ash, Hugh Biftett, Ae Zeus,

Anna Flaxis, Scab with Comtax, The Shape Shifting Sad Girl and her girlfriend say Joe you've done it again,

Pipple skin in the Pippie pond, Sarah Nicole, The Kells fights with the Bethany's, Angry Leafs Laser Saw, Magnus Erochill, Amy Perry, Kristoffer Kai, Source decay descendant of the weather catfish whisperer, vagabond Mary, Randy's Amigo, Bold Mouse, Katie Mermaid and the Delinqued Duo, Norman Nicole, Victor Showberger, Reincarnated as White Mountain Hill Billy Glitter Cupcake,

Max Dangerous, Security Chief Shatsy, The Anxious Peach, Team Michelle and Billy, Nayanix Reno, Frankenator, Nortalbash, Jordan, Arwenx Blasco, Ryan Rosinski, Average Height, Medium Rage, Audio Monkey, Joe, Team Hay from Ice in the K. In the mysterious AZHQ, I'll grant you that we have a multiplicity of mics, a jumble of James's, a trifecta of Tonies, one of whom still wants to be

“life, but sadly, no Bethany's. Rowan, Vady of the Black and Harald of the Stars,”

Ariane Kent Manage Normal, Ryan Burnett, the joyful nihilist, Dr. Dr. B, Zopres and the Bumble Army, growing into my farm boots. Super Beth becomes an RN alongside my bootstep farm friend, Geneva Boss, Arcanzen, Not Ark and Sawyer, Brothers of the Co-Sign, Uncivil Nomes, The Rat Queen Evelyn, Great Lunch Conversation, Captain Scott, Ledi Lou, He was a shifty one that Nick Howard, King or was here,

a Bobby Ray Winnland Jr., B-Bot B-Wop, Warped Echos, Slabs McTurps, Big Brother House, This is Lord Roberto Tartis, you are live on Channel 4, please do not swear. Jeremiah Franco, Justin, the Nick of Time, Gothic Rainbow, so we made it, Cody McClure, McAdley, Eternal Companion, Maxine Luzalt, Jingeloss, Eris, Goddess of Nobody, has Matilda, Ditsy Bay, just your average Reese, Kyle Church,

I am a lay from the wind, static ego, lolly, Evan M. Dobson, Dave B, Nabi, your friendly neighborhood pathologist, going to be lit, Captain Emerald L, Wayne Hall, Danny Mars, externally screaming, but Bethany, I made biscuits, ski bow and fuzzle McBumpernits, Nielick's Tiny Wolf, Asher the Raven, Christina Senatus Teleporting, BRB, The Shains are not organized enough for a war, but there is a growing number of us,

and it is concerning. Definitely not an Android, seriously I'm not. The wandering Welshman, whatever tabby, Carolyn Harper, Nikolay Tolkachev, Capo the Sartorius, Z3DT, Shisberos, BLTN, the Kiwi Duckling, Dana Dana Bobena, Fifi fofana, Queen Aubrey and Drake, Drake May, May lover, Tequila Mockingbird, Sweather Goose, Dameron the Space Goblin, I so pale,

exquisite whimsy, I am Lord Zoltan, hear me roar, pocket ghost max, Mags the Conqueror imposes economic sanctions on the NB Bethany's for the whole laser saw car incident. West and Heather wonder if Derek a dayer will join. My cat's name is Beth. Katie Cate, get your colonoscopy, Victor Casados, Emily Schmemley, work for Melvis, Boho Go Bye Bye for Jojo Pogo, that's a no-go bro,

Cody Monster, collided mind, Miss Nixie, Baby Baton Lee, Charlie Roodle, Kyle Perino, A.K., Sid the Slawth on a bike, Priya Gandhi, the wandering mermaid would like you to know that the little mermaid in the creature from the black lagoon or the same exact story. Little Stevie Pi, Green Mountain Hermit Bethany. This is two polar cat, broadcasting on the under signal. Carl the teller of dad jokes,

Skylab's multi-dimensional, multi-phasic intergalactic quantum cyberverse,

Local Marshag, Daniel Nitz, Mavis Bacon's, Pyros Calling and Joe Swasion,

“the wizard's super caliphragilistic ex-pialedosius, and introducing Rishi Pontiff as the 38th”

Doctor. Too many jans says things are bad, but we're going to win, Pamela Roselciera, then Stena says, Thud Tweed, Enigmatic Cat Bird, Countess of Carbon, Slappy the Squirrel, Luminous Elk, Rodian Cauchin, Loves for the Niers, Tass Hernandez, Captain Crash and the Surviving Crew, it's just Tyson now. Casper needs all the hugs but Joe needs an O2 tank.

Quote says, Joe is the writer's room, Nasty Dog 74 needs crew for ship, Brown Cotes Ok, awkward heretic, 777, Troy Acre, Mandy Kane, Northern Lee Kay, lost Basan, you know, the moon prison outside the triad.

Kim Sel, Silly Goose Hong Kong, Admatha, Astro Unit,

Ghost Saber Wolf, the Sleepy Mystic, Sarah Joy, Tater's Precious, it's just Steve. RuPaul Attradies, Muir Tender Creatures, Amanda Short,

“Chut, Brimble, Dijra, Mike Whiskey and your friend Frosty, No Saguaro,”

Bimbar, Stan Clear of the Closing Doors, please. Beacley Death, Sven the Unlikely, Cognito Hazard Expunged, Ted Wassenossin, Vyrestria, Theosis the Theologianish. Why is my daughter so feral, sent help? Fernwood Gal, Nelly G, Twinkle Tots, Gemini Skye, Phantom's Mom's,

Callison, Horn Swaglandanion Arthur, it's a, it's a fucking dog rapture, King Humble, we'd better ask Dave, Windchimes for Safety, Cameron Winterborne Welsh, Fireball XL5, McKenzie Duna, Alexika Habaniera, Code Stranger, one bet to bet! Matt N. Alfie Revinurum, Momona Keke,

For Elp, Imlyn, Feed Mephish, J.R.R. on S.F.P.

“Lahari, J.S. Spark, Lucid Harbor, Little Mirror Leopard Paws,”

Diet Knight, Mars Royalty, Take 20 Damage, Macy's Bandstand, Kim Bob, Battle Pop and Bugaboo, Snorts McGorts, Fresh Squeeze, Patrick Holt, Atlus B, Hold it now, Hit it, Had it, Hit it, Hot it, Hud it, Bradley Ashby, Peter, William Dyer, Vicky Abear, Bradmanier, Jane, Hannah Dale, Phantom Zone, Crystal Delightful, Gruntled, Killshot Betty, and her steel-eyed bow, Jackie Lawi, The Little Pigeon, Quentin Elizabeth Jones, Lillie the Planetary Brain,

crazed bear. Dr. Latest Trash Angel is living in the walls because they bought a house and have walls now. Which craft is crafty lizard doing today? Noble Barrel. Yes, my brain is weird. Thank you. Bibbady Bobbady Boom, Megan The Meg Young, Corey Morose, Russell Bunny, Max Savage, Jenny Ren, Apprehensive Craig, Tim Arenetta, Bacon, Nicole Studioso, Rambo, Chaos Quotcher, Jeremy Barramy,

Stephanie Sturgis, Kirsten, hurry up and wait, Sarah Farmer and Veladana first of her name. Crittle, Twilio, Hidalbirty, Tom Webster, Rashmi Vinkatech, McClump, Azonna the Leather Smith,

Salazar the Do Mage, Hayward's finest Gary Mealazando. To my little, you'll always be my good girl,

you took a piece of my heart and left a paw print on my soul. Till we meet again. Sir Shits a lot strikes again, Dam Animal, Ashton James, El Speth, Skyland, ALR, Sidewalk Jam, Tonka 2005, Cruzenby Anthony, Tricks says, "Weep!" Tibled the first, Ellie Frog, Tray the Turquoise Tortoise, Freya Tipmittons, Courtney the Frogologist, Corey and Stephanie say hello, the Funtucky Wrangler,

Scrim Brule, Yay Aren, the singing loon, Zuzana, Celeste Yos, I'm so Antigatey Fond, I'm Ava's evil twin sister Bethany, Katie Innoa, Hendrix the Stink, the Ambergler, Boodles, Osvaldo Simione, Ashley Chapel Peoples, Ryan Ortega, Barbarian Bloodbath, The Diffinistration of Teds, Korean Sabranta, Shadow Daddy, Rubius Fuzzlebot, K-Mac, The Something Something Detective Agency, Hayabuda, Eli the Electrician,

Sunny Dianomely, Charme, K-On with Karma, the wondrous Mathesophone, #NisonAkira, Phenagon Robert, Jesse Foster, Samira, Mother of Cats, Flat Dug, Deary Darling, Ambient Drifting Man 80, Chris Hancock, Nicole 23, Gracefully Impaired, Tired Pirate Muffin, Steve King Loves Kathy, Laura, Roman Ronin, John Pruitt, Camel Pope, Filomena, Rebecca Trossel,

So good, many names, God there are, Chris from Tacoma, the real fairy godmother, Sir Alphonse, Suitperson, Knight of Hood's Pocket, Polished Poledrons, Pacing Pine Pats, Protecting Pocket from Sneaky Skull Duggery, Missy Lou, Kelsey Home, Still Casper's #1 fan, but now armed with a quantum spatula and ready to duel every Bethany in the multiverse with breakfast wisdom.

Damian the goddamn time lawyer, Matt Mosby, St. Foo, Harry Fischnutz, Astronoweeb, Magnos the Civil Name, welcome everybody, I'm Heidelon and I'll be leading our midnight burger emotional support group. Starlight, David Pirini, Techno Ranger Rick, Joe's Weaselaf,

CC writer, Hunter B, Rudra, Death the Kid, Big Whiskey, all coccanator, Ron was here,

“Magic Pony, Robert Olavary, often wronged Dan, Jess Gioia, Killer Odd,”

Dr. Potgasha Esquire of the Shreveport Pants Gusher's Esquire. Creator 67, Merbade of the Dark Seas, Cosmic Shrug, In Quargeable Ross, SCRB Mark 11, Eric A. Raeborn, Maggie's Yarm, Stu, and The Namely, Megan Mighty, Hunt, Purple Saline, three legs are perfectly good, Drew and LA,

anomalous Death to PSL Vandal, Fuck Ice, Captain Blepp, Ryan, Evie Power, Terry, PJ says what, Amelia Lucero at all, fear now doesn't polish the shiny melon,

Blargo Blargo Blargo, the Jazz Man, Tonight at 11,

L'Arach the Barbarian S, Hix Bezzi Mates, Zealous Pragma, Tuba Rick, it's just a Blake. Alice Malis reminds you to take your medication,

“please your health is important. Kelly Jane Denkey, Erin the Optimist,”

Thomas Stolen, aka Casper from another universe, Chadney Ashra, Lucritia Thornus Animator, Tamara Oliver, the real dirt fairy, Marissa, Eva, no not that, Eva the one with end, Grim says, Trans rights y'all, Zacking at, Underwater Corvid, Spiser Rinkdom, Snakes and Bakes, Michael Christian,

Ransom, Maroon Miceleal, Grolix and Terobang, late indeed again, Theron Piralus, Om Vega, coming soon, dances with burritos, walked and loaded. Erin Mitchell, Lady Keanu Miceen, Onix Rose, Jackie Wavelett, J.R. the Hikerbear, Velocicate, Al Cave, Crusty McBeardface, Malaran, Sweet Michelle, Cara, Colmezen,

“Calibri, Malmomburg, Rogue, Lisa Geysler.”

Uh, Attention, Dred Pirate Fred Burger, we have one out of languages. Please contact our office. What the chuck, Soner Nassuno, Ben and Jessica, Todd Van Vores, Naya De Russo, Peachy Satowichi, Inky the Grak and Azulu the Brave and their Ever Faithful Squire Grab Tharr, Jenick Stranias, Dancing Dog Dreams, Trinket Coralie,

and Existentially Exhausted Beam. The Fable and Falling Network, where fiction producers flourish. Welcome to Magenta Presents, a new horror anthology hosted by me, Madam Magenta. We begin with a five-part mini-series ghosted, starting Beth Air and Lucy Roslin.

Perched on a rain-battered cliff-inch is a former lighthouse. It's a charming quirky boutique hotel. Oh no, and so lock-up and Beth has spent months renovating, absorbing its essence into her bones. It's an old building, you'll get used to it.

But to Beth's horror her first guest is a figure from a past she has tried to forget.

Kira? Beth? What the fuck face to face for the first time in years, a pair must reckon with old mistakes, old grievances. Beth, Speak to me. And something else?

Oh I can't bear it, is that noise? Because the lighthouse has a past too. Beth, he's right there. Why is there blood on your hands? I need to get out of here.

Kira? Kira, I can't still see him. Subscribe to Magenta Presents, where if you listen to podcasts. See you soon, fans of the e-sotific. Bye!

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