Morally Corrupt
Morally Corrupt

'RHOM' on Pause?! Marlo and Tyler Perry Kissing? And Who Is Paying Dorit’s Mortgage?

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Rachel and Chelsea are still reeling from the 'Bachelorette' drama, and Chelsea wonders whether 'SLOMW' should get the 'RHOSLC' treatment with a lead cast member shake-up. Then, they dive into the vir...

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- All right, they said they're new crystal meth and the bathroom all night long. - Back my attention!

- You will never emotionally fulfill you.

- 'Cause I don't want to be part of it. - No, it's me, go to sleep! - No, you're a man, Samaritan, trash, rock. - I'll tell you how I'm doing. - Not well, bitch.

- Who gon' check me, bro? (upbeat music) - Welcome to morally corrupt. I am Rachel Lindsay. She is Chelsea Stark Jones.

We are here with the brothel news a little week, which I have to say, I'm into. I'm always into. - Really? - But I don't know, I feel like sometimes it's really heavy on.

Something sad or something tragic or that maybe is like, "Oh, it's a big nothing burger." But there's a variety of stuff here. It's even a little kooky, some of it. - Yeah, it's all frivolous.

- So it's kind of, isn't it all? - Yeah, isn't it all way shopping? - Sometimes it can't be.

- We literally just, let's just step back for a second.

We do a show called morally corrupt, and this is the news segment. - Yeah.

- And it's like news, you should care less about.

But we are deeply passionate about the things we're talking about because-- - We can make it CNN. (laughing) - It doesn't really, are the CNN.

But I don't know, I lean one way or two the other. - So maybe we're like, I don't know, the MSN, (laughing) the young tertiary self-cattle though. We're a little bit, I don't know,

immediately, it's a little bit on the side. Chelsea's more of the voice of Lucy, you're the CNN. You're the, it's so funny how things changed on higher learning. I'm more of the moderate one.

- Yeah, and six years. - Yes, he's the leftest on the liberal. But before we dive into last week, a word from our sponsor. This episode is presented by two good and co-cremor.

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- Okay Chelsea, welcome back. We did not have you last week.

Your presence has always missed on the podcast.

- I enjoyed Darren. - She was, that was a great episode. - Fun, right? - Yeah. - And we obviously know Darren,

'cause she's been in Bravo World forever, and we've seen her rise to the ranks rightfully so. She's extremely talented, obviously behind the camp, the Mike and on it. - Yeah.

- But it was fun to actually work with her. You forget, you see people all the time, they never actually work together. - Yeah. - Fun fact, we auditioned for a show together.

- I like to co-host. - I'm not making a test. - Yeah, I didn't make a test. - Make it pass the first round, she did. - Okay.

- But that shows you. - She's not. - I didn't ask her, I didn't want to. - Oh, okay, okay. - I haven't seen her.

- Oh, but you've got a foot of been good together. It would've been like five of us. - It's in a true crime space. - I'll interest you. - I walked in and I was like,

why am I here? Who's a bachelor? - Okay. Not that I don't have experience, I was not these people.

- Yeah. - We are like hard for true crime rooms. - Okay, okay. - Yeah, and she is one of those people. - Well, glad to have her,

glad to be back, I've missed this space. I mean, this is my first time on this side. - On this side. - I know it's so nice. - And now they're treating us so well here, so fancy.

- Eventually, I'm gonna start filling up those glasses. - I was gonna say, you know, I already pumped this morning, so I could have some, - That's the only excuse that I need it. - I'm gonna tell you, because you pumped.

I had to work through V, I didn't hire learning just that. - This was a very, very important part. - But it's how we can hear that I just want to leave back and kick it with all of y'all. - And the most morally corrupt way possible.

- Oh, yeah, let's crack it open next though. - I know you listen to the episode, is there anything that you want to chat about

from the last week's episode or that you have an issue with?

- Not necessarily from really corrupt, but I listened to you, Julia and Callie on Bachelor Party. - Yes. (laughing)

- No, no, no. - And a lot was said. - A lot was said, and I have to say, this has consumed my weekend. - Thank you.

- Completely. - It's all I could think about. You know the meme when it's like the guy I am bed and the girlfriend's rolled over. And she's like, what is my boyfriend doing looking at the phone?

Like, that's me looking at Taylor Freaky Paul. Like, more ribbys stuff. - So, I'll say it's were crazy. - Oh, we get it. - Yeah, I mean, even the stuff with Trustee and Jordan,

I am like fully, like, bought, like the season, this past season was met. This season, like I can't wait for the next one. And all I have to say about it is obviously, Taylor should not be back on secret lives

Of Mormon wives.

- Yeah.

- I don't think there's a place for her there.

I don't want to see her anymore.

I would rather see her rehabilitated and in a more positive. I don't want to go on this journey with her, because we went on the journey with her last season and like, here we are again. But I've been thinking about it.

And to me, secretly as a Mormon wife could have the glow up of that of Salt Lake City. - That's a bold day. - Yes, because I felt like Jen Shaw sucked the air out of the room.

- 100% when she was on housewives of Salt Lake City. We enjoyed the buffenary. We thought it was funny, whatever. But it was a Jen Shaw show, which like an ensemble cast behind her.

Similarly with what they're doing with secret lives, as we have Taylor fringy paul, she is elevated on the swing and she has her cast below her. - Very true.

- And I think if we take out this piece as we should, because we should not be rewarding that behavior, we take out this piece, let her go do what she needs to do to better herself and take care for family and her children.

And we let the women that remain thrive.

I think we're opening up to allow for more chaos,

more comedic abilities. They're no longer having to rely on Taylor to make a good show like the Women of Salt Lake. We're no longer relying on Jen to make a good show. And I think we could step into a really, really fun chapter

of secret lives without Taylor.

- I never thought about that.

I love that take and maybe I want to love it even more because I want that to happen. - Yeah, yeah. - I agree with you with Taylor and even watching the way that this season ended,

like don't even get me started on. I didn't really talk about that about how we're all under Disney. And I know it's two different production companies, but you knew all that happened in season four.

And you still, I know that's great for your show. - Yeah. - But how, with it also something else that's under ABC, Hulu, you saw this as that would then be great. That we'd watch this, even the timing of it,

we'd watch this and then be as eager to watch that. - Yeah. - We think we're going to, but yeah. But I will say that even the way that that ended, with Dakota then talking to Isit Shinia?

- Shinia. - I don't care.

- Yeah, even the way it ended.

- And it seems like Miranda doesn't either. I saw her. I think it was an entertaining thing. - I think Shinia hooked up with Chase. - What?

- Yeah, yeah. - That's what the TikTok is saying. - You know, that's crazy. Whether it's sure, let's just pretend that's not true, which is fucking wild and she's trying so hard

to get on this show. It's Miranda's upset during this season because she's like, Shinia has been more of a friend to her than Taylor ever has. - Yeah.

- And Taylor's giving her this ultimatum, but she's also very honest that she does not like the Shinia put her in this situation. Miranda really seems like a good egg. And she's like, yeah, she's like,

I've worked on my relationship with Taylor,

but the truth is, Shinia has been a better friend

than Taylor hasn't. So she was still willing to stick up for Shinia. And then without even knowing what you told me, I was disappointed in seeing Shinia waltz and with that hideous outfit,

I don't even know who she was supposed to be at this Halloween party, do you? - Mm-hmm. - Nobody knew. And Mozi up right next to Dakota,

and they're key king and laughing about things and even the fact that he slept with Taylor, like they're making a joke out of it, it's just so thirsty and you're willing to sacrifice your friendship for fame.

Okay, I'm gonna say this. I was having a conversation, I'm not gonna say it with it 'cause it'll soon find out and we'll soon be talking about all this. But they were telling me about filming a little bit

and I was a guy and I was shocked at what he was saying about how he acted because it is in stuck on camera because it is in start contrast to who I know him to be as a person. And I was like, why were you acting like that?

- Yeah. - Why were you doing it? Just saying things that weren't true, just exaggerating. And it was like, I was totally like the camera came on

and he just was like, what do you want me to say? Like, almost as if it wasn't real. Like in the moment we're just filming but nobody's ever gonna see this. And guess what?

They are and it's gonna be a problem and we'll talk about it when it happens. But I'm like, is that Shania? You're so intoxicated with the to be famous or to make some money that you're building a sacrifice,

your integrity, your friendships, you're just entire well-being for a man who will leave you the moment he walks away from you. - I should've said it with somebody else and I walk you like a dog.

- Walk you like a dog. - Walk you like a dog. It just was shocking to me. So now to hear the chase thing, it's like, "Pormoranda, this is not who she thought."

I mean, they're cannot be that shortage of men in Salt Lake City. - No, and like, you, I mean, Chase is kind of cute. - But, Dakota, Dakota is cute too.

- I think Dakota's charming to people.

- She's just like...

- He always looks, I guess the nice way

XA is unhealthy to me. (laughs) - Look, like a red flag. - Well, no, which was so cranty. He just said, "I don't know what he was

"until he said I was Shania and I red his hat." I was like, "This is a Mario brother." Like, what is he?

But, I think what, I'm trying to say with Dakota,

is that he looks like he hasn't slept in 96 hours. - Okay. - He's not the attractive? - No, I say it looks unhealthy. - Yeah, but, I don't think he's attractive.

- Oh, okay. - Okay. - I think, but he always looks like he hasn't received any sleep. - Yeah, no, he just, like, I, I would stay away. - You didn't hear when I didn't save him.

- Yeah, and he's just so too much. Like, you know too much about him. Like, why can't he have evolved? - Like, he's tall. - He's tall.

- When you're tall? - Aw, the crawl effect.

- Aw, the crawl, just he's Solomon.

- Yeah. - Like, you get a lot of passes when you're tall. We talk about pretty privileged privilege. We don't talk about tall privilege enough. - You know what, it doesn't phase me

'cause my brother is six, six, and my dad's six, seven. So like, height means, you've been doing this. - Yeah. - You've been doing this? - I guess me with your height.

- Get, it's six, nine, maybe. - But, no. - Okay, I'm tall enough. (laughing) - I have that tall enough.

- Okay, well, interesting take. I'm curious to see where that goes and I do want to say too. I'll just ask you this one question. We know some new storylines have already come out

since the announcement of the pause on season five, which is wild that they're filming again. But, similarly, they filmed these pretty quickly. - Yeah. - And maybe that last season was cut short,

even though it was jam-packed

because Taylor was about to go on the bouts, right?

- Yeah. - But, who do you think will be the breakout star? Who do you think the story will, like, we saw Lisa emerge from the gin shop at all? Who do you think that person will be?

- I think Jessie and Miranda. I feel like Jessie would be like the messy one, and Miranda will be the girl that other girls like want to be in champion. Like, I really, like Miranda's cool.

She's level-headed. She is like the Heather Gay in a sense. I guess if we're comparing the cast on another, where it's like, you trust, even though my trust in Heather has gone down a little bit,

but you trust her, you think that she's level-headed. She has a straight sense of what's going on and whatnot, and I think Jessie being that she's going through a divorce with a messy clean.

Should we will get some good Jessie, one liners, some angry Jessie, some glow up Jessie, she's so transparent talking about her plastic surgery. So, like, I think Jessie will be that. Jessie wants to be that force.

- Yeah, Jessie wants to be that. - You know what, I'm even, like, okay, that's kind of bland, but like, I'm rooting for her. - Did you see the rumor that they may be moving

that there's a rumored version of normal lives that's gonna be at OC? That's coming from Tamer Judge, allegedly said that allegedly, that there's going to be a spin-off in OC

and that Jen and McKayla have moved to the OC. - That tracks, 'cause I think, I mean, Jen was a drop in bunch of hits that she wants to be in California when she was filming.

- I would maybe, I mean, who am I kidding? - I'd be interested, I don't know why. - I'm watching, yeah, we're watching. - We're watching, we're watching, we're watching.

- For sure, yeah, I like Jessie. I think that Jessie is interesting. I'm really interested in her business and how she built it. And I'm like, is it the success of the business?

Is it fam? I wanna know more, I wanna know more. - I wanna know more. - Like, yeah, I've got this flashback with her dad and talking about the printup.

I was like, why is Daddy know about the printup? - And he's a partner in her business partner, yeah.

- And that house is just really nice and incredible

and they just do so much, yeah. - I know this isn't a Mormon lifestyle, but why the hell was she going to the hotel? Every time they got on a fight, 'cause she had the money. - He needs to go to the hotel.

- It's her house. - I don't think he would go. - Oh, no, no, no, no. - I hope she put the house in her name. I don't think he would go, but I just feel for them

'cause I know how the divorce goes. And when she set the line, he was hard to be married to. He'd be harder to divorce. I didn't have that knowledge when I was thinking of getting a divorce, and it turned out to be the truth.

- Yeah. - And knowing that she already knows that. And the rumor is he rushed to file. She said she was going to do it, had a lawyer. Oh, I'm just scared for her uphill battle.

I'm thinking of her. - Yes. - My one complaint with Jesse, I'll just say. - Is she in Jordan seems so excited to talk about

like when Dakota tells something Jordan about Taylor?

That feels too much to me in a way. They're all be smiling. They're like, to tell us, tell us, tell us. And I just, that would bother me if I was Taylor. - Yeah.

- But I do like the way Jesse talks. I love her voice, I love her cadence. - I love her cadence.

- All right, well, that was that.

We went a little off. I mean, if it's not fair, if it's not fair, if it's not fair, if it's all right. - If it's not fair, if it's all right. - If it's not fair, if it's all right.

- If it's not fair, if it's all right. - If it's not fair, if it's all right. - If it's not fair, if it's all right. Two good and co coffee creamers, this segment is all about the big reality TV stories, so make yourself a coffee with two good and co coffee creamers.

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that the beauty of bra, you just never know what you're going to get.

And that name, we mentioned it on Friday, but we're really going to talk about it. That name is Tyler Perry. Now we know Tyler Perry is no stranger to drama, whether it's a play, whether it's a TV show, whether it's a movie, whether it's a lawsuit.

But never did I think that he would be crossing the paths of a housewife in a rumored romantic

way. And if I ever did think he was crossing the paths with a housewife, it would have been Fager parks. That's not really. Not romantically.

Just like, you know, she does a lot of legal work with celebrity. She's tattooed, tapped in, like if Fager was like, oh, I know Tyler, and she probably does. Yeah. That's OK.

Outside of like a candy, which is very obvious, but there's an image currently making the rounds on social media, which appears to show Marlo kissing Tyler Perry. It is a peck in the middle of a restaurant. Now, we thought, and I still believe it is AI on Friday. Yes.

We do know that they were together.

They both attended the soul full, full FULO. And they gospel brunch at sea salt seafood in Atlanta. There were other celebrity guests there. They were all there to celebrate the birthday of Catherine Bruton. She is an executive at broadcast music incorporated.

OK. Your thoughts. You see this photo. You see, do you like it? Do you not?

Do you believe it? Do you want to believe it?

I mean, they make a beautiful looking couple.

I mean, I say. No, they're really cute. Like, it does look like I was going to, you know, go from Marlo get your back. That's a good wealthy man to settle down with. And I think that's priority.

Yeah. What you want about Tyler Perry. We're not here to make accusations, but I'm just saying either way it went.

Marlo is thinking about the fame and the money first.

Everything that goes with it. Yes. And so I initially thought it was AI because I was sent to DM by one of my closest friends. Who got bamboozled by this AI image? And I said, girl, come on.

That's the same question. It's you. Apollo. When I saw that, I just kept scrolling. Apollo and Neenie.

My girlfriend, Andrea, sorry to call you out. She said, I'm sorry. What? She needs to be called out. I said, girl, you must be stuck.

Girl. How many other people have you sent this to? This is AI. How many? So when I saw Marlo and Tyler with the pack, I was like, are we just going around making

whoever we want on Atlanta being a relationship with whoever we're just matchmaking over here? So I had to hunch that was AI, but I kind of was like, you know, this isn't a bad idea. I wouldn't be mad at it. I'm bad idea.

But immediately put Marlo and Hansen back on Atlanta and we don't even need Tyler. No, no. Just the idea that she's dating him, her life will be elevated, maybe we'll see her you know, acting running over scripts. The way that she would be like, I'm above all of y'all.

You peasant. I'm with a billionaires. Even more so than before. You peasant. Yeah.

You thought I couldn't, I did. Uh-huh. I even, and even if we don't, I want to see her in something that he's doing. But I enjoyed this piece of news. I did too.

Wish it was true. Yeah, as much as like, I did not enjoy Marlo. Marlo, holding a peach was not my favorite version of Marlo.

But I think that she's had time to regroup, realize what went wrong, realize she's doing

a little too much. This is the way you come back. This is how? Surely this has come to Andy's attention. Just drop Tyler's name every once in a while.

Yeah. Like, we don't need to see him. Oh. A nickname. What would it be?

It would be like teapary, teapary, teapary, peapy, peapy. No. Poppa. Poppa. She should tell her you got evil to control him.

That's fun. That's funny. Now, it upsetting news and to everybody who is in the power has the power to do the

Decision making here, I say, why?

Why? Why?

When we, we talk about Salt Lake City and how they give us these moments that we've never

seen before and only works for them. The only counterpart to that is Miami. And Haitian mortician who lives on forever. Infamy. And the fact that we got that last season, and we got Adriana San, oh, you want to play

hardball? I'm game and just pouring it all out. I understand both Adriana and Julia could not exist maybe in the same space.

But to tell us that real housewives of Miami is on pause, what are we doing here?

That is what is being reported. They were given a heads up before the news was delivered, or before the news was delivered, the network's decision comes amid the show's low ratings. I don't believe. Shame.

Like, honestly, shame on all of you, all of you, to not watch the show, like, I don't believe that. Who?

Who just not watch the show?

This is one of the best housewives on the network. It goes Salt Lake, Miami, and I can't tell you anyone else below that. Because those two are delivering. And what makes Miami so beautiful and perfect, too, is, I don't like Miami, like as a city. Oh, yeah, I mean, I don't like to visit.

I watch that show. I appreciate everything Miami has the culture, the culture that these women bring to the show to the forefront. It doesn't feel forced Miami is a true character in the show in a way in which New York used to be on Real Housewives of New York.

It's my understanding that Bravo was given to the decision to shelf New Roney or Miami, and they chose to shelf Miami, shame, a bomb in a show. Shame. What? I don't want New Roney if it means I can't have Miami.

I don't want it.

I don't even know that that's what it came down to me.

I don't want it. More people need to see this because I'm sorry, what? I don't want it. That means I don't get Adriana or Alexia or Marisol or Larissa, and I don't love Larissa. But I want to see her.

I want to see her. And it's moments like with what she did as we will talk about in a later story as to why we need her. I just, it's like, it makes me feel like maybe the culture is a disconnect from the Bravo audience in a way that I'm trying to think if there was another show that was

like, I don't know. But like, you can't tell me that you enjoyed OC and that a blogger story became the entire season as better than this. You can't tell me as much as I'm a loving Amanda on Beverly Hills as a whole. It's a lot.

It's a lot. So Miami with so many characters were the friend friends of are doing more heavy lifting than the actual people. Also, you know, Miami doesn't really have any allegations of criminal behavior. Do we not?

We've got some of that on some of these other shows, not just allegations, convictions. So I just, and they're still giving it to us. It's just, it's so, it's can't be in a Miami kind of way. And I love what you said about Miami being a character within the show. It's so true.

And I think that that's what adds to the richness of it.

And you just never know where you're going to get.

I would have rather than tell me that the, the, the, the, the, the, the women are so split on their friendships that they're, they don't see how they can create a show because there's too many riffs in the friend group. Yeah. I could accept that from what we saw last season.

But I still like, I can't because there's no world in like, I want to follow all these women's lives. And then the other rumor was that I, which would literally be crazy to me is that Lisa and Gerti were gone and so were Julia and Adriana. And you're, you're telling me Lisa just broke up with Jody and I, and I, and I can't see that.

I can't see her spiraling and upset that she broke up with Jody, that she's divorced with two kids. I don't know where she's living now, how she's supporting herself. I want to see that. I want to see it.

She broke up with him. I see. I forgot because it's not on air. Yeah, it's a shame. It's a shame.

I, like, and yes, Andy said it will be back when I give me a, I don't want a jersey pause. I don't want a new Roni pause. I want these women on my screen yesterday. When is it coming back?

I think when the Todd lawsuit is settled or tried because Todd is suing them. And he can't be featured on the show due to the lawsuit, which also means his storyline because he's with Alexia, which means his storyline can't, which means anything related to him can't because they would probably be used in his favor for his lawsuit against them. And I think that there is a fear of, because I don't think they're supposed to really

Be talking to my him last season and they, and they couldn't stop.

Yeah, I mean.

And so I think it's more of, and they, and they're not going to say this, right?

Because it might be strategy within their case. But I think it is more of a, we got to cover our asses with this lawsuit, then it is the low rating. So do we need a free Alexia? Because they also can't say, oh, we're not doing it because of this lawsuit.

Like they, they have to give a reason. We need a free Alexia. We need a free Alexia. Alexia needed to be freed. She needs to get away.

Years ago, because my God, Alexia, if you're the reason why this was being held up, break up with that man, we don't need, it's a form of control. Who is Todd in this world? It's a form of control, though, right? If you don't, you don't have your show, you need me, bubble, blah, blah.

And also low ratings, Vanderpump rules, I haven't even finished it.

Like, that's the second season I don't imagine.

I can't imagine Southern hospitality is up there like that. Like, come on. Well, if it's back to Chelsea's point, win, give us a day. Give me a deadline. Give us a deadline.

Now, another news, sad but true.

The business assets behind Tom Tom, restaurant and bar, it's for sell.

Also included in the sell are assets tied to pump, which no longer exists. Well, they've, they've done, it's like Tom Tom, so the original pump that you would see on the show is gone and they attached it to Tom Tom, all together, the sell is being pitched as a rare turn key opportunity. I mean, you could just move in, move in, all the same.

You know that Lisa, you know, doesn't hold any kind of, I have a budget when it comes to designing these restaurants, so you know, it's beautiful. We both been to Tom Tom. Yeah. So yeah, they'd be getting the restaurant, the entire building, or the entire built in brand,

including the election property, that's wild. Social media accounts, furniture, fixtures, equipment, goodwill, and proprietary operational systems. I did not realize they were selling the IP with this as well. Yeah.

So basically, that doesn't make sense.

And it's like you own the Tom Tom brand. Yeah, you just open it up. I don't know if the brand, if this is happening, the brand isn't that strong, it's unclear whether a sell would mean a full name, a full change in ownership, or more of a behind-the-scenes restructuring.

We don't know, but we do know that it's for sale, which I will say, giving background in the grand scheme of things, we are seeing a lot of staple restaurants that have been here for years and years, and years disappear in California, particularly in West Hollywood, as the economy has taken a hit all over, particularly here, the Hollywood is not what it used to be.

People cannot find work. So if people are not working, and Hollywood isn't functioning the same, that means everybody on set is taking a hit, which means they're not going to your restaurants, they're eating at home. They're not using your valet.

They're not using things or it trickles down. Yeah. It trickles down. So it's not shocking to see a bar right in this area, no, go down, but it is sad. It's sad a couple of things.

I wonder what it means for the Tom's, so their 5% is gone, I was saying. Is there a 100% joint or each? It's huge. It's huge. So, yeah, I wonder how they feel.

Now that their failed restaurant is source of Sandy's is gone and now this.

And I thought Sir would be the first to kind of shudder, but maybe she's holding on.

She has sold on to it because of the show, but pump was the best restaurant of the three to me. And that's all Tom. I loved pump. It was beautiful.

If it was good, then Tom's time is like a great environment, fun bar. Sir reminded me of when you would go to Universal Studios and go on a tour. Yeah, and it just felt like the walls were made out of paper and stuff like that, just like a big facade. And it's on a side room.

Yeah. It's like, I thought Sir would go out of his years ago, so the fact that that still standing is like, I might go. I'm going to go to Sir and see what happens. Maybe I'll go tonight.

Okay. I don't know about that. Don't want me to.

But I'm like, you know, just for research purposes, is it that what it's always about?

Yeah. Not the research purposes. Now, if I walked up and they said that they were filming, I would leave because that's enough for me. Just ask your Facebook word.

Ask what? For your Facebook word. I just, I wouldn't even think. I don't want to like spy. I don't, I haven't finished watching.

I haven't watched at all. I'm not, I don't plan on it. Guess what? Oh, maybe they're not open all my days. I was about to say they are booked.

I tried to get a, no, they're not, they're closed so much. Okay. I was like, wow. They are booked. Well, I got restaurant, I mean, restaurant dinner reservations for Tuesday, I, so sorry

Guys.

Maybe next week.

Well, we'll see what happens there.

Gigi did say that they need a nice Persian restaurant here, and I would be for that. For some Persian food. Okay. Last thing in the news, to read reports of surface that Daryt and P.K.'s mansion was allegedly in pre foreclosure, which we've seen that before, but I guess they got out of

it. This is when they were together. Two lenders reportedly filed default notices in January, 2026, the total outstanding amount was $842,000, or $42,376 dollars, I should say. In addition to court documents, they reportedly stated that no payment had been made since

September 2025. We did our research before this. They've been separated since 2024, Daryt filed for divorce in April 2025, and it looks like the past payment was five months after that. I don't know what their plan is.

Chelsea and I were talking about this off-mic of like, I don't know. It doesn't seem. If there was a temporary, unless they have like a private judge, I don't know why there's not temporary spales will support here. I mean, Daryt's saying that she plans to put the house up for sale.

It's a beautiful home.

I think it was like $8 million, something dollars.

But it's not shocking that this is happening. I don't know what P.K.'s business is, and Daryt's main business is the show.

But wow, almost a million dollars.

That's the top. Same. And it is weird to me. I mean, she says that they discuss this at the reunion, so I'm curious what specifically they discussed, but that it feels like she hasn't, they haven't done anything about their

finances or like what this divorce is going to look like, whether that's child support, visitation, finance, like who gets what, like, it, that's weird to me. It's weird to me that Daryt said she learned about this right before we did. So despite the divorce and all the issues we see them having on this season, which seems to be more about the children, than money between the two of them, it's shocking to

me. And maybe P.K.'s said, listen, you all move out, you and the kids stay in the house and I'll take care of you, but knowing how contentious this divorce is, where you're calling and reinforcements from his best friend, then I would personally not trust that you would be paying the mortgage, but then again, I could argue the other side.

Maybe she thought he would because of the children. Yeah.

That goes, this is not good, as soon as possible, I think Daryt needs to be in charge

of her own finances, just so we don't, the public isn't privy to this kind of information, because it just adds more to everything you're going through. But yeah, so I put the house up for sale, sale the house, hopefully she can benefit off of that and they can and it goes towards the children, but who, the reason I say this kind of stuff should go private, and we shouldn't be privy to this because Larissa Pippin,

who is making a big push to show why, real housewives of Miami should still be on air, wrote under a clip of Daryt saying all of this, she said, and I quote, or she wrote and I quote, "real housewives of Miami mortgages are up to date." The shade. Like honestly, I just got chills, like again, I have no champion of Larissa Pippin, but

like this girl belongs on television, and I was waiting, she told me that she could really hit it in because she had a divorce and she came out on top, Daryt needs to come on only fans. Yeah, the whole of Larissa hit that only fan's leg, but she also came out well in her, because I don't think she had a cleanup with Scotty.

So like I expect to follow up where she's like hit me up, I can tell you how to do it the right way or we know how to handle ours. Yeah. There's so many things that she could do, or maybe save Beverly Hills, put Larissa, her

children are in school out here, move Larissa to Beverly Hills, can you imagine?

That is now, while we want Miami back, and I do, not saying we don't, but in the meantime, can she be a friend of somebody who would be a friend of like who do you want to see Larissa, he buddy up with a pile, and take down Daryt. Kyle or Erica, and not because I want to pile on with Daryt, I'm just, listen, we're in this for the mess.

It's like, I think Daryt has shown us, like just give her a second, let her light

us cigarette, and she can fire back to, yeah, I need some of the put Daryt. She can hold her puffin' her chest a little bit too much, like there's things also that she could go after Larissa about, so like, I say, let's merge this together, give the

People what they want.

All right, I had fun with Alan. That was. Today's news of the week was brought to you by two good and co- coffee creamers, real goodness in every sip, find them at your local retailer in the creamer aisle. All right, now before we get out of here, we're going to do a little game called the

Cult of Bravo in honor of our dear Amanda, you guys are, you guys are making me like her even more. I don't know if you saw what Bose put out, Bose response to statement, but Bose put out a video basically saying, you're making fun of herself, like that she was didn't

remember that she said that, whatever it may be, and listen, I've been there, that this

would be some of my biggest fears, especially with drinking, like being on reality TV and

saying, or a show like this, and I'm like, I'd never set that, and then they roll the

tape back and it's like, it was early in the morning, and I only had a few houses. Like, yeah, that would be my worst nightmare, but she did come out and kind of own it and she apologized to Amanda, okay, but it's just, I'm sick of them, Amanda Pylon. It's getting, no one likes a gang up, and like, they may not see it that way, but it's starting to be like, okay, I get it, you don't like her, and like what next, like you're

making her good to be. Yeah, you're making us feel sorry for us, and she wouldn't be my favorite either. However, I mean, did you see the clip of her talking to Carlos Carlos is getting Carlos King? It's a good interview.

Yes, I saw her seeing that she sang, she was neurodivergent. That was new to me. Oh, yes. I did notice that she was trying to talk with a smile. She's talking like this.

She's talking like this. She's listening and learning. She's talking like this. But she says that she didn't know that Rachel Zoo did not like her until watching this season.

She was like in person, she was always nice.

She's great. I'm sure she was.

Yeah, I was gonna say Rachel, but it doesn't mean they were friends, but she did, I think

she said till the reunion, she did not learn how much, so not even the season, till the reunion, she did not learn how much Rachel didn't like her. And that was really upsetting because she was like the age I am. We grew up admiring Rachel Zoo, so to learn that somebody you admire doesn't like you. That's her.

You feel sorry for it. And I thought, wow, point for Amanda again in making us feel sorry for her. Yeah, that hurts. That's understandable. Yeah.

Well, yeah. She's doing it right. Like when Anna Marie is on, nobody feels sorry for that. No. People are feeling sorry for Amanda.

She's gonna get a second season. She has. She's got Kyle. Yeah.

She's gonna get a second season.

She's gonna get a second pair of Amanda, and then forcing this cult talk on her, even though she's already talks about it, but it's not enough. They want to understand it in every way. Her curated life, we just can't accept it. We gotta be like, no, give us more.

Give us more. It's like, I wish if Amanda was really thinking about it, sorry, we're gonna play the game. If I were Amanda, I come up waking up to breakfast, hair to shoveled.

Like last night's makeup smeared on my face and be like, is this what you wanted?

It would be funny. It would be funny. It would be funny. It would be funny. It would be funny.

It would be funny. It would be funny. It would be funny. You know, next season. She doesn't pick up on this season.

Next season. Okay, so in honor of this, we're gonna build our own cult, the cult of Bravo, who would be our supreme leader, aka the face of the cult, and the high priestess, the enforcer, who wrote this? Have you been in a cult?

Who used these to this terminology? That's a brave leader in the high priestess. I think Bel did. Bel. She has some explaining to do.

But my face of the cult is none other than Andy Cohen. Well, he's already leading the cult. Yeah, so we're all in. He is. We are in it.

He has created it. He posted over the weekend. It was the 20th anniversary of Bravo. So I said Orange County. This is how long we have all been in this cult.

So Andy is the head of the cult. I will say the high priestess, the enforcer. This is a new term for me. I'm gonna go to Loris, Katania. Really?

Yeah, because I feel like you need this person to be likable, but you fear them. And the Loris can pop off. She's from Patterson. You don't want to mess with those girls. So I think that the Loris, like I really like her, she's pretty like her hair.

All those things. But like, what does she called in your stop? I don't know. You're making good points with the Loris. I was a big no.

And then you started explaining it. And I'm like, hmm. She anytime she's on anything with anybody. She's people seem to love her. She does seem to have like friends in different franchises and even.

Within the housewives and on different franchises within Bravo. She seems to be very beloved. So I could see that. While you're looking up what she called Danielle stop, I will say the supreme leader for me

Would be needy leaks.

And particularly in this Bravo world because this woman sued Bravo. And she's back.

Now, tell me you're not influential or charming or showing how much people desire to see you again.

They need you. They realize you're worth in that way. So whatever needy did, she's showed that she could be a day one.

Build success from that because she really was the first person to cross over into mainstream.

Yeah. She's definitely the most maimed. I mean, we speak in the language of needy. She's the ghetto. I say that all the time.

Anytime. I think we always. I mean, like, you could say that I am wearing this bob just so I could do this. There's so much impact in influence. And the way that she's able to transcend through Bravo into other spaces.

To me, that shows her power, her charm, and that people want to follow her. She to me would be the supreme leader. Okay. I least come back. Yeah.

Is that like a roller coaster? Yeah. Delores. To like imagine like you're you're just doing your, you know, cold duties. And you mess up.

And you get a you crazy scumbag. Like, that would put you in your place. Delores is a good one. It's just a good one. Yeah.

I say me name as the face of the cold.

I feel like I've even heard people say in needy. We trust which. Mm-hmm. And then for the high priest is for her. I'm going to make say Heather game.

Because you got to have Heather gay because you have to have kind of like

the opposite of the supreme leader like a good cop bad. Think Heather could play that well. Mm-hmm. And obviously she was a part of a cult. Yes.

She was a part of cult. So she knows the ins and outs. And she knows how to be in it. She knows how to escape it. And then they'll be like, she knows how to talk to you.

She wrote the book. Mm-hmm. And then she knows how to say what she needs to say to like bring you back it. I mean imagine her being like listen. I too used to be a part of a cult.

And that is why I have built this.

It's almost what both said.

She didn't leave a cult. She built another one. [ Laughter ] Heather would be good. That is what I would say.

Um, what would be our initiation ritual? Okay. So I thought about this. Okay. One of the best moments I'll say in the inner pump.

I'll have to do with Kristen and Tom. Stand of all his breakup. Okay. To get back to get into the cult. You would have to put on that green dress.

That green revenge dress. And go back to your old apartment. That does not function with the microwave or the air conditioning at the same time. And return your mail to your ex-boyfriend and return it in the green revenge dress. That's what you have to do.

You really did think about it. Yeah.

You have to return your ex's mail in a green revenge dress.

It has to be green. It has to be like that Kelly Green that really ugly color green. Yeah. We don't see that. And the fact that that's called a revenge dress today.

Like thinking about her, like mid 2000s fashion. That's one of my favorite things. So I see on TikTok is like how us as millennials went to the club and like business attire and chunky necklaces. Like we thought we were doing something.

I said this to somebody. So funny. You mentioned that I said this to somebody this weekend. I don't remember what the context was. But I was like the reason we did that is because we don't.

We, we, you know, like Jin Z is kind of overcorrecting for how we were Millennials. Like it was like, you gotta get it done. This is how you do it. You know, it was no excuses. No sleep, no whatever.

So we couldn't take any days off. So we had to be business to the club. So we could make work. Go the next day. The next day.

Yeah. We're tired. We're tired. We're tired. We're tired.

We have to put on those glasses. That big belt that's. We have to put on those glasses. So we had to say no, no, oh, we can go to the club. And it's so funny because it's like when I talk to my younger friends.

I'm like, how do you have so much energy? And I'm like, how could I have not? Like, oh, is it a baby shower talking about this? I'm like, how could I have not? Like, we are the generation that would rage rage rage.

We drank more than you guys did. And then would get up and go to work in the morning. Full functioning attorney would be out on a Wednesday night. Yes. Don't worry.

Your cases were handled with care. But still, I like we did it. We could. I mean, the way it's going to go out and sneakers to the bars to the clubs. I'm sorry.

I was in my fake Jeffrey Campbell shoes. And I was running this town. I listen. We all wore it. We didn't stay at home.

We were outside. We're outside. And the thing is, is like, even if you smell the little bit, maybe like liquor in the night before, they got it. They got it.

They got it. They got it. Just get the job done.

Okay, we don't want to ask anything.

Just get the job done.

Okay, I'm going to take your ritual.

We'll go with that. Okay.

Because these be kids don't know anything about that.

Mm-hmm. All right. Just like maybe a couple. What would our, what would our diet be? Wait, can I get, I want to do sacred text.

Oh, please. Who would our sacred text be? I have a good one. It's not a good one. Our what would our sacred text be?

No scrubs. Written by. Candy Burris. [laughter] We're deeply awake.

I'm safe with that. No. A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fine. He's fine. Also known as a buster.

Always talking about what he wants.

And just sits on his broke ass. So, no. Okay.

I mean, I'm going to copyright a friend of mine.

Oh, okay. She knows she knows she knows. But it would be no scrubs. I like it. It's the anthem.

Honestly, you know why? Bring it back. Yeah. That's when came out of 99. It came out in 99.

That's hate seriously enough. What they were trying to tell us back in 99. Now, I was 14. So, there was no way. It was just a catchy song.

Love the video. New all the words. All the things. Right? It was like a new TLC.

We were getting button. Now, it's like, those lyrics still range. Uh-huh. The things that we, we, yeah, we should have really been paying attention. How many people guys on Bravo, does this?

I mean, a scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly. But it's also known. It's a reality TV thing. Because people, your fanbase pumps you up.

And you've been pumped up in a way you never have before.

I say this all the time. And then you step outside of it. You realize nobody, the world in general doesn't really watch that. It's just the fandom. It's just, in the fact that this was given to us by a housewife.

It's perfect. It's perfect. It's perfect. Okay. Last one.

What would our diet be? Yeah. I said Meredith Mark's caviar. Wow. We're, we're a fancy cold.

Yeah. Yeah. We're going to cover what our dress could be anything and Rachel's those closet. Anything and Rachel's those.

But think about it. We could really be dressing because she kind of gives a little Stevie Nick. Yes.

And remember Stevie Nick's was a witch in one of the American horror stories.

Yes. Yes. And so we could, we could definitely be giving some of that. And like, calf tent, like loose flowing stuff. Yeah.

Well, then we have to have caviar on our hands and be taking the caviar on the caviar. No. I was going to be like, me, malls, beer cheese, but it's a being in the cold bad enough. Yes. Isn't it bad enough?

You don't want that plastic cheese. No, not at all. Not at all. Okay. That is it for us here on morally corrupt.

I hope you enjoyed this episode. A little fun to step a little bit out of the Bravo world as there's so much news just in general in reality TV. You guys, make sure you join us on Friday for our recap show with Cali Curry. And so then have a beautiful week. Stay safe.

And, um, yeah, take care of yourself. A lot, it's a lot going on. I guess.

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