Episode Revisit: Torture

Okay did you guys catch up that actually was not they grad I mean I do a pretty good impression

if you asked me but guys big red is feeling not so not not big good she's kind of feeling big bad I would say so I'm here to introduce this episode on the ones in twos all by myself

“I actually feel probably the weirdest that I've ever felt I think I recorded one episode by myself”

like way back in the laundry room days and it's very weird to just stare at your computer and not another person so I'll use solo podcasters out there I really give you a lot of credit because how do you do it honey okay before we get into today's case which is going to be a little revisit I believe this one is the medieval torture episode which like wow we're really throwing it way back their dolls I think this might be when I asked if eagles had what did I sit cubs if eagles had cubs

so the good news is I more educated now they don't have cubs in case you're not as educated as me back then or the same level of educated that I was apparently anyways before we get into today's episode we have two pieces of exciting news for you numero uno is if you're not on the social media you don't know the big cool news we partnered with hunter killer who was one of our actually not one of our very first sponsor on this show so that is like the coolest thing ever

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we're gonna have crisper cleaner beautiful audio well there was another kind of exciting true crime update this week for a real bad guy you know that you always say he was a bad guy he was a bad real bad guy I'm just very simple with my descriptions and he's like ad dude man bad boy's dead boy's what you gonna do do oh we might get sued for singing that let's not sing that well in the shit well this bad guy is a real bad guy and he's the one that we premiered our podcast with

“joseph dianjolo the golden state killer who is also officially the bacelia ramsacker to”

they've officially said that he's that guy I mean we had one of the big things this week was that he was charged with a 13th murder now we had mentioned in the episode that he there was a possibility that he was involved in the killing of Claude Sinelling who is shot well he was stopping the kidnapping of a 16-year-old daughter oh my god and he died he was a community college teacher he's officially charged with that now so that's good because that family deserves

when does the trial do they have a date I don't know I don't want you on TV I'm waiting with baited breath but do you think that it will be televised um I don't know that's a to be honest what it will be on like a snap or like something later yeah we'll find out about it later for sure and we'll hear all the updates you know Nancy Grace will be on this ship but that gives me excited I mean he unfortunately can't be charged with any of the barglories or rapes because there's

a fucking statue of limitations on rape which you can't be charged with any of the rapes he's not charged with any of them the statue of the limitations but it makes it fired it just makes me so angry every time I see it because he's charged with more than 50 rapes right and he's just I know he's gonna go to jail until he dies but it's like and he's like 400 now but it's like I want him to be charged for those and I'm sure those victims of the rapes would want him to be held accountable for him

they should not go in my way some recognition I live a judge if I could yeah if I could I would like a ceremonial charge sometimes they do like I don't know what I mean no like judges can oh yeah if I could I would if I could like there was I forget what case it was but she was like

if I could how it's sent in to you for life yeah yeah yeah I can't remember and she basically was just

like I all in the jail rif king case remember yes the judge was like you're disgusting monster

“and I want to make sure I think he said like I want to make sure that you never see freedom in this”

life or the next or something like that like it was something very poetic and very like yeah boy I I'm not thinking that one I'm thinking of a different one and I'm like watching it in my head right now are you thinking of the woman judge from the um yeah I know it's that's a world girl what's his name Larry yeah doctor yes yes yes yes yes yes I remember she went on like this big long run yeah and she like used a letter that he wrote that was bitching yeah and just like a

affair it was yeah yeah yeah so I hope you think like that happens we're talking about the the U.S. gymnast doctor yeah it was charged with like a billion sexual assaults and rapes because he's a monster not fucking guy but yeah so that's exciting current two crime news tell ya for today

we're gonna bring it back we are taking a trip in the way back machine we're doing it always

says that she would not do if she had a time machine oh I would never go back to the middle ages that is not that is not if you were like I don't even think it's safe for like dudes well do you know what I was going to say not safe for me I almost just said I would only go back if I was royalty but then sometimes even royalty sometimes your head gets chopped out like emblem yeah yeah especially if you're a woman you're really women are really not but yeah I wouldn't go back there

I'd go back to like the 90s yeah I feel great in the 90s I'd go watch like are you afraid of the dark yeah and just chill actually realistically I just go back to when I was like 10 so that I wouldn't have to work anymore and I would just stay there for a while just chill for a little while where I go to the future because maybe someday like I'll just like have my partner you just like work and I go to the future no I just but I was okay I would take a sneak peek yeah and then

if it was real bad I would go real step out yes never around see what's going on and then get right

“the dark I could be lazy in the future I'm all about it oh yeah I think everybody will be all about”

to meet me there who doesn't want to be lazy yeah yeah I want to be lazy oh mail the mail man just came and skate the shit out of me oh okay so there's that yeah guys we're actually recording the middle of the day which is weird because we never recorded the daytime and I love that we're like more spooked out during the day we look at no you're very much like moon dwellers we are like the sun's out I'm like what's happened why's it's so bright I'm in all black

curves the worst Sabrina what's in each which is on the television as per you literally should we should we jump on in so and I said you know just today we're gonna be covering various methods and devices used in torture oh yeah so this is kind of we're going way back because these aren't not that I know of the least used it I don't want to set maybe one of them but we'll cover that later

“the kind of almost just do it actually it wouldn't wait I really had to do”

all right so should I start yeah where Ash is gonna do hers and then I'm gonna do a list of mine because guess what weird is Ash did some research this has research and at the top of the page is

the brazen bowl that's my first what's it called my first like torture device device yeah my first

torture device and it was invented somewhere between five seventy and five fifty four be so so like way way back yeah it was invented by parallos of Athens parallos is a great name parallos parallos or relos like goty he's just like paraling it sounds parallus so it sounds like well just wait actually you're dangerous yeah so parallus was a bronze worker and he designed the brazen bowl to execute criminals in a super chill way yeah sounds pretty chill so far

actually I'm kidding it was really fucked up oh that's weird yes so the brazen bowl was a legit

“statue of a bowl and it was hollow but made of bronze that's pretty so I read an article on”

all that's interesting dot com and the article is really interesting yeah that you know what that website has all that is interesting yeah it actually does yeah but it was described as a human crock spot oh oh oh oh oh this website that sounds delicious and potentially the most fucked up torture device in history yeah because I use a crock pot often for humans but I don't normally put humans yeah it's just like a like solubious or some like bullshit getting some veggies in there right

but after this maybe I'll give it a shot yeah I hope it's not with me though because you need a podcast host

that's true okay cool bye yeah won't be free all right so basically an ancient greast

there was a colony which is a cragus a cragus I love it um it's no greaselessly so really that better just sincerely for just gonna go to yeah and it was ruled by a tyrant named falaris so don't get yourself mixed out there's parallus there's falaris there's falaris it's a lot of peace all right he ruled all the iron first wait I just got confused yes falaris okay hairless for lauris according to aid and we don't need a pop filter on this so

so that's exactly well yes so we can go pop pop and it's not gonna piss you off yeah it's got wicked vibe because I was like kind of terrifying so falaris was a giant asshole I felt like he would but parallus was like oh my god I'm gonna make this for us bulge torture device and my master falaris is gonna think it's super dope because he's a big dick yeah he's a dick and I'm gonna make him a dick I should mention so then he thinks I love it

cool yeah so I see his train of thought I'm like yeah I smell what he's stepping in so how he designed it is that the person gets put inside the bull and then a fire is lit underneath ah the crock pot yeah so basically the pormofo just like burns a lot I fun yeah it's it's really chill I wonder if they have like a low and high setting like a crock pot where you can like simmer them on low for a little while well I think in that case you just make a small fire oh there

tender meat you know this was BC it was like yeah they had to just work with what they had yeah

but I feel like they were on it no this is like some like modern day shit like I was like parallus how did you come up with this who you be parallus like how do you know this so he designed it so that the pipes and whistles that he like put inside the bull convert the screams of those inside to sounds of a bull snorting and grunting so this poor like SOB is like oh

“but the people on the outside are like oh like that's what sounds like so to bull sounds like”

bulls just walk around going well can you do your best bull impression then please I like that one to be on well they also cannot just pictureing bulls walking around like bulls are bad they're just like grunting I like that he festooned it though like he made it fun he did he literally added the bells and whistles onto it well so you know he made it really fun yeah but supposedly

he was the first victim oh so that come and I feel yeah he told Philaris I just told it

that's my train of thought so supposedly he told Philaris good bye he told that guy so we said to this guy his screams will come to you through the pipes as the tenderest must pathetic most melodious of bellowing and Philaris was really disgusted by that because he was messed up but he was like that's messed up he was like I have a line yeah and you just went way past every

“tyrant dictator person have a line and this was part of Philaris's line so he was so disgusted”

that he threw him inside through parallelism side and my notes I wrote Philaris was so disgusted that he threw Philaris inside but he threw him so he just jumped right at the edge the woo himself he was like you know what look at back rule world like that fire I hate that people like you exist I'm just jumping in here yeah no he threw parallel since I had to test out the sound system just it just to test it out you wanted to know who is gonna give it a shot but we just want to

adjust the sound yeah just like adjust the bass and the tempo a little bit right jump in there real quick you know just like let's let's see what we're working with yeah so it's unclear if he got pulled out before he died inside or if he was killed after but either my Philaris had parallelist killed I imagine he probably did it in the brazenbow because they were like poetic as fuck oh yeah and they were like oh you made this so we're gonna burn you in it well either way he died because

I just thought of something really gross this now will that but also can you imagine being the person that's like clean inside of it between people do you think they've ended probably not but it's like when you open that thing it's probably just like people juice all up in there yeah that's nasty maybe they just like emptied it out until like I mean I just feel that person was empty that shit well they used people juice bro they're poop in the street oh no it's just like

I just you just like turn your head the other way and toss it up the window you know what it is I have like this weird thing where I don't like wet food no that's not a weird like when you know when you put a plate in the sink like someone would put a food get soggy yeah that like the stuff that gets caught in the dream for us me out I can't so I just imagine like soggy people and that's that's real bad that's kind of like how reasons remind me of old people exactly yeah exactly

I just I don't know you said soggy people so I thought it was just like really old people and you thought it was sad people she had I see where the connection was okay so the next one is the Iron Maiden Iron Maiden not the man so mad all right it is that one in their songs that's definitely one of their songs I don't know it's just like in an anime really a flash yeah I was just a really good air guitar on my personal tour well it was like an air

violin always like what those people that you watched two cellos yes I love two cellos yeah but they could

“cover it or so I'm just itching my I probably have covered an air thing song now that I think about it”

they covered an AC DC song song song song oh all right well that we're not talking about the band this is the tortured of ice yeah and it comes to you straight from the likes of mistrumbles the choking oh snap we're gonna back to material and if you don't get that reference like get on my face I also thought that you were gonna say it it comes straight to you like it yeah it comes to many throws it right out and I was like well at least it does that no it's so it's an

operates or cough against you get started okay with spike okay yeah it's like comfy you just go and take an nap inside for sure and you just avoid the spikes yeah except but once you're placed inside in the doors are closed the strategically pay laced by laced spikes pierce several of your vital

are happening right where's the daytime we don't know how to do it I need the moon yeah I need some

bats watering by I feed off the energy of the moon I feed off the energy of the moon we have an

“exciting announcement and now you have to listen to the whole rest of the podcast because we're gonna”

announce it at the end haha okay so here's like what your vital organ is the moon coming on your okay yes we're having an astronaut upon the actual moon is coming what's that kind of your kind of your kids like Scott Kelly Scott Kelly's gonna be on the podcast my two and a half year olds are obsessed with Scott Kelly yeah so there's that but um vital organs spikey yeah no good but no good this spikes were long enough to make your organs shut down immediately that's unfortunate

so you just bleed out oh yeah yeah no I just rather it all be yeah would take land I mean I'm sure you know so you just stand there and slowly have your fucking organs pull it down and like what I'm you know like do you explode now to your well you know like when you're floating like it's floating in front when you go to like like when something hits you you move back so then you probably was then you're moving to another one and then you're trying to move forward so

that makes me claustrophobic yeah I'm so breath so this might make you feel better okay sometimes people argue with the iron made in this factor fiction that kind of bumps me you know yeah I mean either way it like it was it was a thing and if it was the thing back then they used it well I'm where the worst species ever so I'm certain it was used because if all of these other ones were done then I mean this one isn't even as bad as some no it's really not okay well these are

a few counts okay so in the 1700's German philosopher Johan Philip Johan Seabed Gis

“woo you're welcome I like it about a coin forger which I think is just somebody that like makes”

fake money yeah that makes them for like just forges coins out of metals yeah because like if you think like she forged a check like that about check like you just I like fake ass check you know fake ass how fake ass yeah yeah so he was that's when he was so the guy that wrote about this Johan motorcyclist or by probably heard that well you know I just can't stop the outside my neighbor got a motorcycle and I'm so happy for him which neighbor one down the street okay Elina has

this neighbor 100% short he doesn't listen to the podcast yeah so he is like the nicest guy and

he's so funny and his laugh is literally I'm the most contagious laugh he'd never heard of that

and then bellows throughout the neighborhood he almost okay I started watching does the bounty hunter again the other day because that's something that I don't know if I can support it it's a great I'm not gonna say I was raised watching dog bounty hunter wow yeah which says a lot about what I was bred up but it's high mom so anyways he sounds just like dog the body under his laugh I've never heard dog the bounty hunters yet well it sounds like the impression I can't even say

that sentence correctly so it's not far out of that I my favorite part of yesterday's episode that I was watching was that kind of necklace on that said big daddy I hate this it's almost just got too great I hate but she calls him big daddy I hate it okay I'm done I hate it a lot where was I going with your neighbors oh I was saying that I'm very happy for my neighbor who got a motorcycle recently yeah and I don't know if like the sarcasm is registering she's not happy over the podcast

waves but not super psyched about it all right so the coin voucher got executed you got executed

“in the Iron Maiden in the city of I think he's saying New Roomburg no Roomburg no Roomburg which”

that seems like you're not proportionate punishment yeah like the girl now he probably just could have did some time and yeah what's the thing where they put your head in the mirror the stocks the stocks yeah yeah for like a couple days yeah all right so around that time Iron Maiden's began to appear in museums around the U.S. in Europe plusian according to one article I read published I'm in by the name of Matthew Peacock which seems legit Paul onions and Matthew Peacock

right above the hang there yeah she made ten hundreds yeah well Matthew Paul on the insistent transported through time yeah he seems to yeah he escaped I've been a lot but he's had to travel through space and time probably well Matthew Peacock's about the 1800s collecting paintings and torture devices as same he had a lot variety of of interests so he allegedly pieced an Iron Maiden together from pieces of other torture devices such random devices and he gifted it to a museum

where people like crazy over it because they thought I was a real Iron Maiden yeah they believed it

what a turd yeah but here's my favorite one this one okay you know how like folklore isn't always true

for the time of 100 BC I don't know they were pretty they were pretty on it back then all right so

this account comes from Greek historian polybius and I know him and he always tells the truth

okay well how do I pronounce his name exactly how he did polybius exactly around 100 BC like I said and claimed that Spartan tyrant nabas or nabas oh yeah I know that I know that guy yeah well did you know that he constructed a mechanical likeness of his wife of Peaga that is really advanced for but it was an Iron Maiden version of his wife supposedly so if a citizen refused to pay their taxes he would like trick them into coming to his royal courts or whatever it was like yeah and then

he they would think that like his wife was come and join them but she was a mechanical wife yeah but she had to like wheel over so I'd be like um first but like give away she's on wheels it sounds like the uh return to us the wheelers yeah well it just sounds ridiculous so he they would think

that his wife was there because they're really fucking zombies but and then somehow basically he would

like spring them into her embrace where they'd be entailed by the Iron Nails that covered

“her arms hands and breasts I mean that sounds legit yeah I was I believe it fully when I was reading”

it I was like I don't know like something is off maybe I missed something I don't know yeah I'd sounds legit to me I believe it I believe pulled you know that guy well maybe they do I mean they debate if it's still around but the fucking crazy stories are still there that's awesome yeah so that was the Iron Mead at the metal Iron Mead and yeah um my next one is the boots oh das boots and then okay so there's um two methods that I found and both of them I don't know if

it's like fortunate or unfortunate you don't die oh it's never good when it comes with like this

is just torture yeah you're not gonna die you're gonna walk away or you're gonna crawl away from this or slither away from this seriously okay so in the first method the victim has boots placed on their feet made of spongy leather that just sounds nice it just sounds like it sounds like soggy food ooh spongey leather soggy food it's like moist old people raisins fuck you

“the word moist doesn't bother me is that why you keep saying it moist cake that's what I”

think of moist I think it's just the nastiest look on your face that ruined it there it that word only bothers me if people say it in like a yucky way yeah unmoist for being outside what like that's like a sweaty yeah yeah that really ruined that brown it somewhere that yeah I just think sweaty and well that's what I mean yeah like that's what you just brought I'm then sweaty too so the boots does boots um spongy leather they're then tied up with their

feet by fire things get pretty serious pretty quick is what you're saying no they're just trying to make them relax steer some boots warm your free up by a fire real quick yeah just like hang out yeah but that I'm gonna pour this boiling water onto your boots that's going to shake that that's going to quickly so then that water seeps through the leather and dissolves the flush and it's that it dissolves the bone too uh yeah yeah it's really hard to get rid of bone

and then in some cases what was placed inside the boot like probably like on the top in the bottom and then they would pour oil inside to expand the wood and cut off the circulation to the foot so they like smoosh it yeah that like cuts it all off woo yeah so basically your feet are just real gnarly gross from then on and then in the second cut off circulation long enough it'll they'll die so it doesn't have to be these necrotic nasty feet yeah their feet will

“die yeah they will yeah that's what I'm saying oh people die oh yeah gross dead feet I'm just looking”

at my feet now I know I'm like cradling my feet right before my hand I'm like massaging it like you still there you're okay I'm not putting you on any boots still worry about it okay well the second version cradling your feet a little and your shins a little tighter oh so they would place the victims legs between two planks of woods and then they would tie it together with cords and then between the cords the tortures would place wedges which they would then violently hammer

into the shins of the victim so the creating them wood boots oh those are boots that's not cool it's absolutely awesome it's like hobbling like from a misery yeah that's even King

a small portion of the shin bone shatters and then they would hammer at least a dozen wedges up and

“down the legs oh my damn so like your whole tibia yeah your tibia would just it's just done for”

like it's a falls apart so then your legs are just like jello legs would you just have bone shards floating around would you die would you eventually get an infection and die probably because at any time they got an infection back then yeah yeah because they had nothing to fix that well so anyways they were unable to walk after that because they're probably just so they're to weigh and then yeah died from an infection hmm sounds good so as the boots gas boots next

run is gonna piss you off the school's bridal was a gruesome torture instrument more and to prevent women from gossiping kind of dim women just like a big fuck you to guys back then like I can gossip if I want you I can talk shit if I want you I gossip all day yeah every day that's you are a hairstyles it's a part of your job I mean you're not wrong

so basically the term speaks for itself because back in the day school was like a derogative term for

women or like a woman who is constantly displeased or like nag too much so like you I was just gonna say yeah healthy just kidding and then the bridal is a headpiece designed for a horse I was gonna say isn't that like a horse yeah the bridal is already that's that's nice so it's to direct it when cool like riding yeah the device is an iron muzzle enclosed an iron framework that would surround the head of the accused that sounds like that thing and saw so the intention was to

prevent the person wearing it from speaking and sometimes well the bridal bit would like go in your mouth but sometimes they would put a spike on the bridal bit or the Broadway excuse

me so that if the woman tried to talk like the movement appears like cover come and like

then if you I would just ruin your whole life like somebody had like a mountain of surplus spikes so you know there was a spike for all the time and they were like what do we do with this mountain of spikes and they were like let's just make some fucking ship that rips people apart with it yeah yeah that's exacted spikes on everything so if that wasn't bad enough there's also a public humiliation part of this I thought that was the problem with the Asian boy yeah but then your husband would drag

you in the streets on a leash man with like she let's get divorced and you asshole where people were encouraged to yell insults spit on you and like inflict more violence on you

“maybe that's where they got it in game sounds that's what I was thinking of the whole time”

the shame valve should sounds exactly like it um an early record of this practice took place in Scotland probably what was it anything to share about in 1567 well it was also the method was also used in England and Wales yeah they did it too yeah everywhere but Bessie Taley for Bessie Bessie slander this guy named Bailey which is your dog Bailey Bailey Hunter because of false measurements in a land dispute so I think someone was trying to buy land and he was like it's this big but

she was like no but just this big and then she got that ship put on her yep because she was a woman and she was sentenced to it for one hour one hour this is weird well one hour of a reputable damage if it they had but they can tear up your tongue right also in Walton on themes which is a town in England sure I think um a school drive a little I like looked on Wikipedia really fast so I researched um but a schooled's bridal dated 1633 is displayed in the vestry of the church

“that's how we say it vestry you're asking wrong person about that I like wasn't even baptized”

one of the inscription reads it sounds like something that would be in a church I think it's vestry I like it right in yeah but it says Chester presents the Walton with a bridal to curb women's tongues that talk to Eidle necessary and also poetic love that it's a problem you know I didn't realize that until I said it out I was writing it and I was like what if I didn't I feel like this sounds so flowery I don't know why so the story goes that someone named

Chester lost a large fortune because of the lady's gossip I bet it was Chester's fault of course it wasn't a family of ladies gossip but he lost a money and then he presented the town with the bridal out of anger and spite so he was like here you go real piss and then my last one do you want to guess what it's called it's called the R is the initials the barnacle repairer

nope so it's also known as the iron spider or just the spider and you guessed it super fucked it super awesome but if you were real friend and offended actually by this clothes if you are a friend if you are a friend if you are a friend if you are a friend that's weird

“delete your face fuck yeah then this one you should just set it out because it sounds like it's”

yeah and they were like those are like special last torture for girls yeah that was nice of them so this one's really short and sweet into the point it was a claw-like device ended in spikes and they either heated it or left it cold I don't know which one is worse they would just put it on your boobies and rip your boobs right off or they would like hang it on a wall and then attach your boobies to it and then like he yank you away so that the wall ripped your boobies off kind

of oh and that is oh my research on boobs and the video sounds I'm still like having a moment about that are you yeah yeah my people start real bad in like thinking about that after I like research yeah that's a lot and my tongue hurt because of the school's bridal yeah I feel like

“everybody's gonna walk away from this feeling really sore my organs hurt because of the iron maiden”

yeah that's not okay and I felt like I was on fire because of the person bull well I'll start mine off with one that's like the breast ribber in the sense that it just gives you everything right up front you don't have to get what this one is all about okay it's called the head crusher like I said pretty straightforward it's back and many times of course sorry I was actually throwing things so what it was was there was a bar that you would place your chin on too

then on top of your head was a cap-like device there was a little screw on top that they would twist in twist and eventually it was like a vice and your head would go crunch pop boom it was pretty

awesome so your head would basically pop you know be crushed and this happens super slowly super painfully

“and the first thing that would happen stresses me out a lot is it your teeth your teeth would”

shatter in your mouth look I hate teeth things yeah and then after that your eyes would pop out of its sockets no yeah no goodbye and then boom then pop goes so that's good except once in a while because a lot of these were like illicit confessions or just for punishment so if they were doing this to illicit a confession they might stop after they've popped your eyes out of your head and you're like half way have popped your eyes and your teeth have shatter and been like okay

thank you for confessing like they're at some point and then you walk away with no teeth in your eyes are like garbage yeah yeah I went to the guy from Harry Potter with that big old eye yeah that's exactly the same oh and a lot of these now a lot of the ones I'm gonna go over we're done for such heinous crimes like homosexuality by blasphemy by witchcraft by yeah so I want to have my head

go and raise a shove no I don't think anybody would do great so the first big one I'm gonna go over

is called the blood eagle oh this right band they popped up I know about this great like hard like dark metal band name oh god so it's probably the most nightmare thing I've ever heard happening to give yourself some happy play it was popular among Vikings the Vikings are just fucked up they're known as a very mellow bunch so this is a departure and it's believed by some scholars to be something done as an offering to the Norse god of war Odin before and after battles

so like for good luck or something like you know some people like maybe just where you're lucky socks yeah it's it's the same rub or habits pretty much the same day and according to 12th and 13th century scholars it was most popular in skin navy up because Vikings and it was reserved when it wasn't being used just as like a pump-up thing for battle just as a pregame for battle then it was used for literally the worst of the worst people I don't think anybody served this but

no I don't think so basically the blood eagle went a little something like this no the unfortunate captive would be kneeling or laying on their stomach which already from there yeah not a good position to go just try to get out obviously they would be restrained in some way to prevent them from getting up or breaking free or trying to get the fuck up out there cause some bad's gonna happen so first the back was carved nope sometimes it would be carved in the shape of an eagle but

that was not necessary but either way that card the thing that was the most important was that they

was then cut away from the spine with an axe and subsequently pulled out one by one away from the

“spine and out through the back and the rib cage was then pulled up to slightly resemble wings”

which I have not seen a bird flying around with a rib cage shot out of its back but I'm not in Scandinavia so I don't know maybe birds are different scenarios take a pandemic maybe unless listeners let us know how I'm supposed to do you have crazy skeleton birds floating around I don't know I don't want pictures I'm not gonna guarantee it's not a thing Pixar didn't happen so you would really have to like suspend reality or give a lot of artistic

license for this to resemble an eagle but we're going with it so to make the wing look you know cause this this looked like a bird obviously but we could get it more authentic right so to to take it to an entirely new level of suffering oh no the victims lungs were then pulled out one at a time and laid over the ribs because what are wings without fleshier begs trying to I mean I'm in a dark place on dark place who hasn't seen a bird flying around with fleshier

beg ready or attached to the whips and moongers who I don't know bro so obviously of the victim managed to somehow live through this torture which who knows stranger things have happened they would just slowly suffocate to death after their lungs were pulled out through their back on top of that they would rub south in the victims wounds because throughout the whole time or just after at the rest of the whole time because like if you don't season as you go then the end result

and you can't throw them in the ground by yeah it's not any I watch a lot of food network

and they are always saying season that meet you so it's important so what was this for like

“what did you have to do you're just a bad guy probably it's a real bad guy he has been a real bad guy”

or gal I don't know if I've did I don't see any records of it happening to get else but Vikings man me drew yikes so that's the blood eagle man now let's take a little trip over to the Strapado Strapido also called corda or why corda yeah I like Strapado better yeah it was used to torture heretics which is and anyone else that stepped out of the very fine line of living medieval times yeah like what could you do basically it's like let me

have a bad day in that year in the Strapado it was used a lot during the Spanish Inquisition that was a fucked up time it was it was a time it was a moment it was a day there were three main ways in which this was administered the first one was the victims arms are tied behind their

backs with a rope also never good position yeah now and then the rope is attached to a pulley

system and the victim is lifted into the air with their arms inverted which they'd then dislocate violently behind them now the second method is basically the same as the first except the victims would be stopped in midair several times to increase the pain and suffering they would also cause the victim to jerk around so that they would effectively break the shoulders because we need shoulders like that that's no joke that's pain and then the third method was kind of the

same as the first two except this time they you know just add a weight to your ankles so that you really get your joints ripped apart oh my god so that's fun now usually this torture was completed within an hour and it was not used to cause death so these people were then let down in a way you go coming in soon and then you're just gonna have rotator cuff problems for your life yeah that's exactly the issue you're gonna have some busted rotator cuff so that's the strappado

the next one is called the rack oh no I know about the shits one's fun so in the rack a victim would

be secured to a board of some sort by having their wrists and ankles cuff to it no it's never

good when you're secured to a board as you will see when we cover John Wayne Gacy it's never good for us to be done nothing good happens attached to a port he's so weird also Dean Corot

“I think he's the board who a lot of boards this was no this was the long the same ones is real bad”

so then chains would be attached to the cuff and the other into the chains would attach to a wheel there was a crank that would then turn said wheel and this would cause the chains to slowly tighten oh no now as this happened it was pulling your arms and legs and stretching them good bye but not just stretching the joint sockets ligaments tendons would all completely snap and crack oh now sometimes they would even go way past stretching and just pull the

fucking limbs right off your body fuck you now if they didn't take it that far the muscles would

unable to move and likely unable to control like basic bodily functions like their bowels

I feel like at that end of this they probably just like left them to die like I don't know you know what I mean like there's like yeah I'm not gonna totally kill you but it's absolutely gonna leave you because you're gonna die anyways so it's like it's gonna be slower it's gonna be relatively quick so there were other variations on this method that were common like along with the stretching sometimes the rack would include a bed of nails or spikes so the person would

lay upon the sharp objects while they were being struck what if they just had any spikes leftover

“from me I think if they were next to a pile of spikes they would just throw a few on there and”

they were like let's do this oh there were spikes everywhere yeah yeah do you want to waste spikes no

it will be less dangerous now this clearly caused a lot of fucked up noises if you've ever cracked your knuckles cracked your back hurt anybody else doing um I broke my pelvis when I was like in some are going into eighth grade and that popped that you hear people across my summer camps other thing yeah and it was like gross yeah I can like still hear it yeah it's a disgusting and that's just like a small portion of what you'd hear here oh god because so many things would be crock

a lot and well this for this reason torture wasn't only used for the unfortunate person attached to the rack it was also used as a method of eliciting a confession from accused heretics by having them watch someone else beat torture on the rack the sound inside of someone's tendons ligaments and joints just fucking tear in a part and popping all over the place was actual key enough torture that it turns out that this was a pretty effective method for eliciting a confession because if you

think about it you're fucking watching somebody pulled apart that's low in the sounds would dry be mad yeah so yeah that's the rack oh that's the rack that's the rack and that's a

“wrap she should be called the rippa rippa rippa the rack rippa algae that's what the breast”

rippa should have been called the rack rippa oh that's funny oh that's funny oh my god that was funny good job incredulous you're like sometimes hilarious yeah I'm sometimes only a little bit on to the next and on to the next this one's called the wheel it's also called the Katherine wheel or the breaking wheel my Katherine because fucking you know Katherine you know what she's all about I know this was used during the Spanish inquisition okay it was the cousin of the rack zirck

zirck and it was intended for the purpose of capital punishment or for torture to elicic confessions same these um so there would be a large wagon wheel where the accused would be stretched out all over because hanging out they would be attached to it some way restrain and then they would be severely beaten with clubs thick branches and you know stuff like that no thing and because they were stretched out on a wheel with open spaces between all the spokes

their bones would fucking break because of all the off angles and it was used for the purpose of torture and then while the torture after the torture was complete in that respect it would continue because the person would then be either removed from the wheel before deaths happened or you would be straight up bludgeon to death and left on the wheel for everybody to see and then there's other ways where you weren't bludgeon to death you were just left on that fucking wheel to die after they

broke all your bones oh how long do you think that would take they said they could leave a beaten broken body on that wheel for days and they would just slowly infection would sit in and they'd

“go starving and hungry yeah but they honestly they'd probably die from the infection too like”

quick because I think all those drugs and burns and shit and I'm sure bones were popping through skin and stuff oh god that's nasty yeah so if they were gonna if they were using it for capot

like to kill you right then they basically would leave you up there and just keep administering

beatings until you finally just died no from the cameras I'm not interested and no matter what you were on public display during all this because people like to watch it like that back then she it was mayhem back then but people used to like join in on stones and stuff on stones stoning people were stoned back then they were just joining but they needed to be stoned because they used to bring like kids to like public hangings and guillotine my first college English assignment

back before the German college yes back in the middle ages was like a short story about somebody getting stoned and then we were supposed to write a paper about morals somebody getting stoned like smoking no like somebody getting like legit yeah like no it wasn't stoned it was

and that person would get stoned or hung it's called like the election or something it's like the

“Hunger Games yeah literally but we had to write a paper on it and I remember reading it and I was like”

why didn't I college my college and then you were like fun and I dropped out well the next one

you're like back to reality unfortunately reality is called the heretics forks are never good

in torture unless you're eating now this was specifically used for people who spoke out against the Catholic Church during the Middle Ages you know witches heretics all back and stuff yeah basically it was a double-ended fork both ends had two very sharp prongs on them oh no it would be attached to a leather collar device that would go around the victims neck no this created a situation where the victim could not move their head from a strained upward position

and couldn't drop their jaw even a little bit if they did then prongs would pierce their neck and prongs would pierce their sternum area and it wasn't like they would just be like

that hurts a little it was like no you're gonna get like impaled by this in a lot of the impending

it was very simple but very effective and the whole thing was very poetic because it's like you

“spoke out against the church so now you have to look up at your god that you don't believe in”

like that was the whole thing you have to look up to heaven and we're forcing you to look up into the sky I feel like but it's still not there I don't see anything except the ceiling it's like please take this off of me stop right there it's me Mark it's me back in the middle like Judy Blue that's where it originated well the next one has a little bit of religion to it too oh it's called the cradle of Judas who would Judas again Judas is I know this Judas is the guy that

betrayed Jesus to be honest with you I thought that was Caesar well it's the same situation like

Caesar had Brutus oh Judas and Brutus like at two Brutus means a new Brutus like he turned around it was like and you you were my friend I thought and so Judas did the same thing that was the

“edge of the apple I'm very theatrical I went to theater camp and you had time and nice”

full so I'm just kidding that actually does sound fun I wanted to be in drama club but my mom worked so I couldn't be I was in drama club for a long time until senior year I graduated yeah did cheerleading by exactly exactly see she's trying to hide the real route of the issue well I wanted to draw that in the middle school I was only a cheerleader for one year wow it felt like a lot longer sure did you're telling me I'm still dealing with the post tremendous star as a winner

not so like a cookie dough salad salad make the woo sound at the end of all your cheer as Jesus you put me through so much hell I did I really did it was self-prescribed though I like I set it up you just made it so you but I also played softball yeah I did too but I wasn't good and the coach was also your coach and he was like why are you not like a lino that's because that's only because I played softball since the time I was like whenever you can start to evolve that's

when I started yeah and I played literally every season my whole life yeah fun little fact fun one of us was a cheerleader one of us was a dramatared who's who who thank you tell you could totally pick us up and align up yeah who was who 100% 100% and just glad I don't think anyone is confusing for a cheerleader the cradle of Judas oh where did we go we came out of that this is not going to be a popular product now this one is a doozy and I mean doozy let's say doozy doozy

hold on to your butts everybody hold on to your butts I'm going to start playing hold on to Uranus hold on to that rack them so this is another creation from the Spanish Inquisition keep icing on front bump I hope someone gets that right I'm not going to say where it's from I kind of want to keep icing on front bump so I can use if you do not like don't say what's me know what that's for I wanted to yeah I want one please please please we're begging okay

so it continues if you do this device is a wooden pyramid that's raised high on four legs and on top of that pyramid is a spike it's the theme the victim would then be strip neck and weights were attached to their ankles and then they were hung by their arms and legs high above this device not interested when the door chair was taken they would then be lowered

like not interested like I'm not showing up to my torture day how did they not run away before

oh they would rip you out of your house like you weren't getting away it's like they were like on to stay at two I don't know I don't know are on to a pyramid the middle ages were

“phooked up maybe but they're just so afraid of everything but that's why they never give you”

advance notice because in the middle ages they were just like burst into your house being like you thought an improper thought so we're going to stick you on to this point you are all so I mean breakfast the cradle of Judas for you so yeah so they'd be lowered slowly onto this pyramid

which would cause the spike to penetrate their peronyum region which is your illness you'll buy

gravity body weight and the added weights would cause the person to sink onto the stake with no resistance oh now this torture would last for hours and usually the victim was left on this thing all fucking night natural instinct like if you think about it if you sit on something that hurts your bum your natural instinct is to like rock back and forth to kind of like alleviate the

“yeah to try to get yourself off of it kind of same thing with like the ironweed and like”

we were exactly like you're just natural instinct would take over but doing that in this case

would just rip the wound larger and sink you lower onto the stake this is like the hemorrhide

from hell they should have they should have called it the hemorrhoid hole maker they should have just called it the hemorrhoid yeah it's to six flexing though the ride like the six flex should not come up with it like I'm just kidding because I don't want to know the kind of people that would go on that ride it's like dark tour makes that that's a real dark tour I just gave that guy an idea for his word he I don't even think he's probably like no thank you I don't know

why don't you so these people would often bleed to death or the infection from the spike

“never being fucking clean between torture sessions would definitely kill them oh that's like”

dysentery right dysentery is poopy pooping a lot like like you like diarrhea like so it caused dysentery no it would cause internal damage death it's not gonna cause you to have diarrhea it's gonna cause your entire abdomen to explode cesspool are you just saying what is it what is it if you get like typhoid disease like people just like because like they're they're waste was on the thing and then it got in tough I just saw when

the trail of smoke come out of your ears something is my brain is popped in there it's not tried very hard to get them no do you know what I mean though like you know what I'm saying like infection yeah yeah but like poop infection is a different kind of infection I mean if you want it to be in poop infection I would be it's your bum this is not like this is a spike that's ripping into your internal organs that's where the infection happens not pooping no I'm not saying

they're pooping I'm saying it goes in there but so a little bit of poop gets on it and then the poop gets in your organs for sure so that's where the infection comes for sure and like other bodily foods right yeah that's all I was saying cesspool but I like it I'm gonna tell that story of me dropping off college you know here we are here we sit they're like go back to college oh shit so that's the cradle of Jesus that's the cradle of Jesus I don't think the cradle of

Jesus would be as metal I don't know man so this is the one that's used today you know what I remembered which one it was because I looked at your notes torture by rats that's the one still used today apparently I don't know where I'm not going there but it's used I almost just said where after you were like I don't know where I'm not going there I was like where so it happened cesspool typo the victim in this case is strip naked and lays on a table nope it seems to be just when that

happens it's just just kind of yeah just go to a different spot go to your happy place because this isn't going to be good then a half cage with an open top would be placed on their stomach would the open top facing their skin and inside that container would be rats next stinks of this

I mean I guess it would kind of be easy because you just think of like the worst stuff that would make you it was so wrong you know like let's do this topic we'll do it to some while exactly this is no serial killer it's morbid very morbid yeah so this was bad enough because it was just creepy but then the cage where the rats were would be heated in some way oh disgusting so the rats would desperately score a scary around and try to escape the heat well where's the only place they can go

inside of your chair you can only go down so this these rats would violently burrow through the

abdomen of the victim while they were chained to a table unable to oh good so basically they would

like tear through your intestines and once you tear through the intestines forget about it your septic that's it cesspool yeah you're a cesspool yeah you don't want to you don't want to hit the

“poop pipe could that's a line from a really good movie that you should walk tall psychology”

I almost just said tall autopsy called autopsy but called pathology I think our listeners would like that movie asking to it's a good movie and at one point they're doing an autopsy and they hit the intestine and he says you don't want to hit the poop pipe kid and it's a really good model for life so there's a variation on this sometimes you hit the poop pipe in your life

you do you yeah you can have a pipe week yeah and it's you know it's got to keep on moving

sorry anyway so you sure that should up and keep on moving yeah so a variation on this was instead of placing the rats just directly against the flesh they would use a telescopic tube to guide the rats inside the prisoner's body through the rectum or the regime yeah what yeah they would guide the rats so they would like block one end and stick the other end that way so the only way they were

“going was up and rats will just like oh all right into the burrows through this a burrow through”

this who uh yeah they don't know the difference though it gets a dark hole did the rats die too probably uh I don't think they would die right away because they've just gone in there oh my god they'll be fine so you would just die with rats inside you pretty much gross yeah and they would just like destroy your insides so let's see where do I want to end because I have like two little ones and then one big one and on a high note like a big note okay so I'll go next to the um glass scout smile oh yeah

this is Scotland our people maybe we don't want to tell them that right now now if you've ever seen the dark night you've seen one of these you've seen some shit it's also known as the Cheshire grin among the London Street Kings and originated but it originated in Glasgow Scotland

basically two small incisions are made at the corner of the victim's mouth and as the victim was beat

or stabbed muscle contractions in the face would make those wounds extend upwards towards the ears and make it this big fucking terrifying ear to ear smile if left untreated some people would die as a result of severe infection or ex sanguination which is just a cute blood loss ex sanguination ex sanguination ex sanguination yes I like that word but it's awful it's a good word sanguination is a bad thing but it's a good word um one famous example of this is the Black

Talia oh yeah which is in it's terrifying and some people there's actually like actors or

“directors or something one of them that like I can't remember his name but he was a victim of this”

and like a bar like fight or a bar for someone and he has scars like like oh my god dark night yeah I can't remember his name of course I didn't write that to you know what I want to do because he said the Black Talia I want to do an episode on the Cecil hotel and like all the weird shit that's happened oh yeah we'll definitely be the Cecil yeah for sure that's a really good one because there's all kinds of crazy connections to that but there's so much shit this one's a

quick one it's another one that's exactly what it sounds like saw torture so they would tickle you with a feather I saw a picture of this one I was doing some research for mine and the people just look so happy yeah they're psyched there's like dapp do you but dad like the people doing that I mean yeah they probably sung uh the victim is hung upside down in this case by their ankles and a saw is used to cut them from the groin all the way to the sternum oh sometimes the poor person would stay alive

until they hit the midsection or even the chest in some instances it's all the bloods at your head and well that's the thing they were upside down so they did that so blood would rest your head and so that it because when that happens you're you're stopping blood loss oh so this person would be able to live and if you're hitting certain spots in the abdomen you're not gonna die right away oh god yeah so that's awful now another one I have two more one's a big one one's another one and on the

treason and it began in 1283 abandoned name high treason high treason I like it oh so the selfie oh we are hot you're all my treason

“I like it hello Wisconsin I like how you were in Boston you picked me up you were like Philadelphia”

typhoon so in drowning quartered victims were often hanged to the point of near death and then taken down they're already like well you're still yeah that's not okay so that sucks and then so they were taken down right before they died and then they were tied to something and disembeld oh yeah so really disembeld and then the entrails would be burned and the victims limbs were then tied with ropes the other end of the ropes are tied to horses and then the horses are just like

lightly encouraged to take off and run so boom by limbs the victim would then be beheaded and the head would be displayed wow extra now a famous one of the victim of this was Scottish patriots are William Wallace he was killed this way after leading the Scottish resistance against the English and on August 5th 1305 he was arrested near Glasgow and taken the England to be killed as a

trader to the king Edward I even though he never swore an allegiance to him so it's kind of

so technically he'll be a trader yeah so whatever do so yeah that's drawn in quarter now this one we'll leave we'll leave on a high note or really low note however you want to look at it we're going to end on flying oh so this is real and it's not just the sigil for household and I'm came through I thought you were going to talk to me about Bobby fly love Bobby fly so first in of in playing your skin has to be tenderized the torture you know wants to status you know how

when you like peel off like a face mask and it's like all in one's cheat that's actually like

“when you peel off a sunburn exactly I know it's like so that's what the torture was going”

for he didn't want to have to work for this ship he wanted satisfaction so the victim would either be left out in the hot sun all day while their skin burned oh or they would be dipped into a bad of boiling water just until they were almost loyal to life just until they write Chris this

got the skin nice and leaves and it also just like prolonged the experience oh which is always

something they're looking for now when they would start to fly you they would usually be given the face skin so you would have your entire face peeled it's like a super nightmarish chemical peel oh and then cuts would be made around your arms wrists chest neck and ankles because this would make it easier for the skin to come off in one satisfying piece and you didn't want all kinds of little ones because you wanted to be able to display the full all the sheets and it would

look like a person. So going back to Australia like we did last year I listened once to a case or like this I'm pretty sure it was Australia and this lady did that to her husband and then hug him up in the doorway that's fucked yeah that's like he did some real shit yeah he did some

“you know nobody deserves that was fucked up but like you have to be real mad she asked you space but she was also like”

logo and it can be saw I imagine she was that's a lot of work yeah well then the cuts are only extended into the epidermis and stopped where the muscle begins oh so that hurts more oh and they knew that back then yeah yeah and so now in the the ancient church of had stock and Essex actually had a legend of a dain who had committed sacrilege and he was flayed for punishment his skin was then spread out and nailed to the door of the church as a super subtle warning to us

that's far too slow no in the door needed repair later they found pieces of human skin still under the nails so that's like actually happened and then at another cathedral in England I believe it's there's a large slab of human skins like on display and it was of another dain who was a Viking who tried to steal the church's bell which like why were you trying to steal the church's bell and then it's like you've tried to steal the church's bell and they flayed you like down they were like

don't touch our fucking bell now the reason I I'm sure all of you are wondering like huh what it

I was hungry and I'm not anymore I'm actually so hungry but uh of course you are you what's

that picture not Vasco drew of you eating a sandwich oh yeah my friend Vasco was an amazing artist

“and you should go find him that's a cool picture he drew a picture of me during an autopsy eating”

a sandwich which is like pretty believable I'll have to post that picture and tag him and it's you should because it's a great photo so the reason this hurts like hell is that nerve endings extend really deep into the layers of your skin and bad enables your sense of touch like it's why your fingertips are really sensitive and if you've ever had a paper cut you know that shit hurts more than anything um this response is caused by no seceptors so those are sensory nerve

cells that respond to pain science science those are laying involves tearing the skin away from the

muscle not cutting oh so it's the ripping motion that means your nerve endings are just they're

not being severed severed cleanly instead they're just fucking torn to shreds like so your nerve endings are just being light but yeah it's not like a clean cut that they can like recover from

“you're going to feel your skin being pulled off every bit of muscle and you're literally”

going to feel your nerve endings die like you're going to feel every nerve ending die you feel all that so despite the fact that those administering the torture may also be hitting you or hanging you upside down to keep you awake in alert which they often did you may lose consciousness from blood loss from pain and fear or because your brain is most definitely going to go into self-preservation mode and just start shutting shit down right which thank goodness for our brain's

floor real or you could die from hypothermia even if it's not cold out because you don't have your skin to protect your heart because your skin is the biggest one of the biggest and one of the most vital organs in the human body and a regulates temperature protects all the other organs and systems in the body so not only that but you're exposed completely to infection who you will definitely die because because of all that without your skin this you can repair and regenerate

skin without your skull once you've lost that much skin your body can regenerate that much skin obviously there's there's an interesting story that I heard from another podcast that's

“amazing and you should all go listen to lore I'm sure a lot of people listen to it yes I love”

Aaron Manky is amazing and he has the show on Amazon well that's what I was thinking of he

has the show on Amazon called lore and there's a story of Peter Stubbe and he was a crazy serial killer and cannibal who was caught after what they what was thought to be aware wolf was killing men women and children in Germany in the sixteenth century oh yeah remember watching out of him so he's called like a werewolf and well so back in fifteen eighty nine Peter Stubbe was arrested and formally accused of being an insatiable bloodsecker and evidence was provided

that he had quote gorge on the flesh of goats lambs and sheep as well as men women and children for over twenty five years that's horrible so when he was caught he was facing torture so he confessed to having murdered and eaten quote fourteen children and two pregnant women Jesus so he was a piece of shit now you would have thought that he would have stopped there while he was like relatively ahead because he was confessing confessing he was confessing when you confess you just

got to get that shit out no he then declared that he quote extracted a fetus from a pregnant woman's womb and ate their hearts panting hot and raw Jesus and he also confessed to having regular sex with his daughter and having had a divorce with a quote succubus sent to him by the devil so his execution was prolonged or torture obviously apparently so flesh was torn from his body in ten places with red hot pinchers followed by his arms and his legs they also pulled this so they

fade him with red hot pinchers then his limbs were broken with the blunt side of an axe head on the wheel so they added in the wheel so this this is like a nice and really crafty for this it's like a casserole of torture yeah it's all true I'm in the craft the wrong last one crap but and to that was to now to prevent him from returning from the grave they then beheaded him and burned his body on a pyre wow now his daughter and mistress were also

flayed and strangled and burned is that fair well it was as a preventative measure against similar wolfish behavior so they thought because they thought he was a wear wolf yes a whole thing they were like wolves they must be wear wolf stew and then after all this was done

head whoa so that's the story of playing and also Ramsey Snow did it on Game of Thrones oh yeah

“remember he did memory says it about that uh oh the kid that they hung up her chances no it's”

chances like nurse remember she was like an old woman and he says something like tough old bird like she was alive until he got to you and there's something like that and I was like oh wow Ramsey Snowman yeah can we tell them our announcement oh yay we have a fun announcement now we don't have a date for this yet we're still in talks but I'm really sorry it's in the work so I'm hoping don't yell at us if it doesn't happen so we were watching directorists

we were watching directorists and we were watching the episode where he goes to New Orleans

“and we talked to people who are vampires right now we recognized this beautiful couple of”

vampires that are married they're so dope they really are and we were like wait a second where

we seen them I literally text it all in a sec are those the people that were on true life and they were on MTV like like two episodes yeah because they were on the episode back in 2014 they were in an episode respect my sect and it was following daily who is the vampire queen of Austin uh and and her husband but it was focusing on her and then it was in another episode in 2016 through life I'm a witch where like somebody go is part of this court still so you get to see

daily and her husband Logan who's the vampire king of Austin they have a vampire court of Austin

where they have like more than 50 members according to the true life well episode and I'm sure they have more now I mean yeah it makes sense and they are vampires and we were fascinated by it and they seem like they just like so in love and I love their relations their Instagrams are like it's adorable and also like we were kind of inspired by the fact that they're just like unabashedly who they are and it's really like it's like makes you want to know them

because I mean how many of us can say that we just are totally unapologetically who we are all the time and they found each other which is nice so we were like still to them and we reached out talk to daily and ask her if she would ever want to speak to us for the podcast and she was kind enough to say she would her and Logan would love to talk to us so we are setting up an interview with the king and queen vampire of the vampire court of Austin Logan and daily south and we could

not be happier we are so excited your dog is making those just so I'm really sorry we are so excited

“we're gonna have a date for you guys we'll let you know because I think we're gonna do it soon”

yeah so yeah so get excited we're gonna be talking to the vampire king queen of Austin this is like a big deal we'll do we'll we'll kind of mesh it in with a whole episode devoted to vampirism because it's a really fascinating subject stopping in my dog so I'm sure you guys are gonna be super into yeah it's interesting and awesome it is really interesting look forward to that uh check us out on instagram morbid podcast and download us subscribe leave us reviews

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