Heights Hotline | Ohio’s Worst Drivers, College Advice, and Beard Maintenance

- I thought you were like hiding your face.

- Well, that's another person (beep) is taking lemonade still there? - Oh my God, that is a deep cut right there dude. - ATV is going all the way through the city and (beep)

- Yous are not the best drivers. Am I like stereotyping this?

“- You are, but I think you might be right here.”

- That's a joke, if we're just having fun here, right? (laughing) I'm gonna go ahead and put Jason's phone number in the comments of this episode. - Did you call them directly about all those?

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- On today's a bonus episode, we are gonna be checking the high top line to answer your off topic off season questions. Let's get right into it right now. All right, he hotline suggestions.

- Hey guys. - Who hey?

“- Who do you think has the worst drivers here in Ohio?”

Do you think it's Cincinnati, Columbus, or Cleveland, and feel free to share any experiences you've had driving? - All right. - Good day. - Okay, Brandon, let's do a quick census check

on which city has the highest percentage of females. - All right. (laughing) - This is the old egg Kelsey. (laughing)

(laughing) - This hammer and host stereotypes, all right, we're just getting folks. - I'm gonna go ahead and put Jason's phone number in the comments of this episode.

You can call him directly about all those. That's a joke, we're just having fun here, right? (laughing) - I'll be completely honest, Kylie, is a much better driver than me.

That was 100% just a joke. Don't we'll get in your panties in a bunch. All right, here we go. Where are we gonna go with high top line? Okay, so Cleveland, Columbus, or Cincinnati?

I feel like Cleveland's good. Cleveland's a very good driving town. They got, you're good. You used a very extreme weather conditions. You used to tell the roads.

So you gotta be on your piece, like, there's potholes everywhere. They don't even fix the roads to Cleveland.

“I came to Cleveland, like, why is there so much construction?”

There's like, oh, I went back to Cleveland. I'm like, they actually just fixed the roads at Philadelphia. (laughing) And even in Philly, it's terrible, good bear to both cities. Cleveland, I mean, I love Cleveland to death.

It is, so you got, you kind of like have to be a good driver in Cleveland. Columbus, lot of youth, lot of youth, and typically youths are not the best drivers. They're taking chances.

Yeah, the majority of my accidents and dumbass driving happen when I was really younger. Yes, yes. Especially my college years. And then Cincinnati, you got a bunch of,

you're getting closer to that Mason Dixon line. We're getting these guys. (laughing) You're gonna have your shoeped up trucks. You're gonna have your ATVs going all the way through the city and shit,

like, so I'm kind of, I think it's, I think it's definitely between Columbus and Cincinnati, but I'm gonna say Columbus just because there's just more young people. Yeah, I would say Columbus, yeah. You got young people, you got alcohol all over the place,

you got, you know, it's congestion. Yeah, they're just too bad combinations right there. Yeah, so I'll go Columbus. Can we look up where our how many accidents or is this? Yeah, can we, let's look this up.

Let's look this up for the sea out close as close we were. So what I've gotten front of me is the actual city in Ohio for worst drivers is Dayton. Yeah, I mean, we got to limit it to Cleveland Columbus, Cincinnati. Yeah, you guys got limited.

But Dayton is number one followed by Cleveland and Columbus.

Dayton is actually the second worst city in the country.

Pretty sure hang the banner. They also invented the traffic light and Cleveland High. That's a random bit of factoid that I do know for some reason. What, um, what are they using to determine the worst drives? Is it percentage for capita?

Is it just overall accidents? It's tickets, it's DUIs and insurance claims. I believe are the three factors put in there. Yeah, but it's like, there's a lot of people in the Cleveland metropolitan area. And like, whatever.

So people are just filing for insurance claims. I mean, come on. That's not good. But it's not crazy. I mean, some of those are probably legit.

Is it nice? Lot of drinkin. You're going to do a lot of drinkin if you live in Dayton. You know what I mean? There's not much happening.

Yeah, it's trying to have a good time here. So wait, which one is the worst? Yes.

It's basically Cleveland is the worst.

“That's what we're saying amongst those three.”

Cleveland out of, yeah, Cleveland. What is the, what is the, what is the biggest city? It's the biggest city. So most of the most people. Most people.

I think it's all. But it's actually the, the, the, the all you shooter. Well, this is why you need to do it in the next. Cleveland's actually the smallest of the three major cities in Ohio. If you are just factoring in the city limits, Cleveland has a smaller geographic limit

than Columbus and Cincinnati. But if you factor in the metropolitan area of Cleveland, Cleveland is a bigger, like metropolitan population, or at least you used to be Columbus, Columbus is the biggest city in Ohio. It has been for some time. If you are only including the city limits of Columbus, it's a, in Cincinnati, Cleveland's

third. There's no north side. That's why. Actually.

Oh, hey, I got, I got some math here, Jason, I got you some math.

Here's, according to Fox8.com. Beaver Creek, located east of Dayton was the city with the worst drivers in the state with 28.8 incidents per 1,000 drivers. Shout out to Derek Wolf. That is a no planer.

“The city with the second worst was Delaware, earth, and then Lakewood, Hamilton and Dublin.”

Lakewood. Okay, Hamilton and Dublin. I mean, we're really just looking for Cleveland Cincinnati and Columbus. Okay, in the city with the best drivers in Ohio was mentor, located east of Cleveland. Makes a lot of sense.

There are following rules out there. Yeah. So the losers here are dating. Yeah. Alrighty.

Discipline football team right there. They're following the rules. The most reported car was Suzuki's. I don't know. What the fuck are y'all doing?

They don't know. They haven't made those in like 20 years. What are you doing? It was a bit behind the times for the most part, you know, I mean, it's, I wouldn't say it's like, like, it's just, you know, it sounds like an affordable car, affordable car.

And ram drivers had the worst incident rates among vehicles makes on Ohio roads. That's pretty pretty for sure. The more you know, the more you know, that's in Smith. I don't know that I saw many rams and Cleveland growing up. No.

Dodge caravans, not Dodge rams. Alrighty. Are we doing another one? I don't know. Tell us.

Let's do a couple more since we got to cut the one that was, guys, if you're watching this, there was a phone call that was cut that was too dark for the show and I'll let you guys just play around your mind with what that was. It wasn't like it. Sorry.

Let's do some UC recommendations. UC recommendations. I find that a quick. Hi, guys. My name is Sarah and I will be attending an University of Cincinnati in the fall.

Okay. I am heading there with my best friend for a college visit for a few days and I was wearing what spots recommend I go to while I'm there. Thanks a lot, guys. Go chief.

Man, it's so hard because it's changed so much. Yeah, but one thing hasn't changed and that's Adriaticos. Great point. I thought you were going to say Uncle Woody's which has, well, I kind of has changed.

It's changed from the original Adriaticos, but it is now still the same piece. It's delicious. It's a nicer establishment, but it's still the same piece of man. God damn, that shit's good.

So you can always go to Adriaticos.

It's on campus. Get some piece. Get a good feel of the campus. You get to see Clifton, which has us like a ridiculous amount of shit on a compared to when we were there.

And yeah, I guess some good food. I would say if you're going there in the summer or you're going, that means you're probably not 21, not going to recommend any bars, but what is is probably the best. My bar that you could you could hit up there. What do you think, Jason?

Did she say how old you, I missed the front end of that? Did she say? No, I just assumed. I just assumed she says she's going there in the fall. She sounded like, it was like a grad school.

She sounded older, right? She didn't sound like an 18-year-old. Am I like stare at type in this? No, you are, but I think you might think that she definitely sounded older.

“But what she said was, that's why I just assumed that she was younger.”

Underground. Fair enough. But if you're going bars, we were big on the Woody's People, it's not owned by a different group. I don't know who owns it now, it's not Lori any more.

Lori and John, I don't know, it's stake in lemonade still there. I kind of figured it would love to go get some stake in lemonade. Steve, come right there, dude. Oh my God, please, stake in lemonade.

If it's still there right now, it has to, bro, that place fucking cross. Short vine has changed so much, but like, martinos, stake in lemonade. Oh, martinos. You'll get you some sparky wings at martinos. You?

Or the other. What are the pitchforks? The pitchforks. Stakes salad. They put French fries on it.

Very, very good establishment, good family, good family that owns it, too. I don't, for some reason, I feel like stake in lemonade isn't there anymore. I think.

I've never pushed out because there's been so much development.

No, it hasn't. It is. Yeah. I've never had a name. It's stake.

It's a lemonade, dude. Where we're definitely. We're overhypening. We're overhypening. I know we're not.

But it's delicious.

“Everybody's gonna go over there and be like, what the fuck did they deserve to do with you?”

You are going to take one bite out of that chicken, but you like try, drink your steak. Everything. It's got all. Try chicken, cheese steaks, the, you, they have, but the real treat, the reason everybody went there is for that, they call them lemonade, but it's basically like cool, they basically.

They have like the traditional lemonade, but they have all these different flavors. Oh, dude, so good. I fucking love this pan, place. They have these milkshakes where they mix these like flavors of the lemonade in with like the milkshakes.

Do you remember this, Travis? I mean, it's fucking unreal. It'd be like a swirl going down this milkshake. Of course, I remember this, dude, I, I mean, going, get this it every got them day. It's, it's like a straight-of-fast-tracked diabetes, but it is so fun.

It's not, it's not what a college athlete should be eating, but it is exactly what a college athlete should be eating. It's like, it's just the perfect mixture of fucking deliciousness. Viral fruit cow. That's new fruit cakes.

I don't remember that. They're not at the milkshakes anymore. I've never seen those. No, they, I don't know if they, yeah, they're, dude, I used to get the strawberry, they they had all these flavors, but it wasn't like a standard, like strawberry milkshake.

It, like, had like a swirl in it. It was not a swirl. Whatever. The lemonade's though. The slushies.

Still crack. Still crack. Um, can't be. Yeah.

“So something to make it lemonade, making it through.”

This is hidden gem. There's also a lot of other very good brokers, brokers, they're like a god damn, like Superstar now, dude. He had up. He had up over there.

It's crazy. Make sure you hit up the broker right there on campus. It's real nice, man. It's real nice, man. Crogrars stepped up their game.

You can also get some garage beers while you're at it. Anyways, what's the, martinos, taken lemon, Asian adicos, all three bangers.

The Buffalo Wild Wings, we would always go to net-of-be-dubs.

I'm trying to really the specific spots. Go ahead, sir. I can't remember what the, the hall was, the dining hall. Oh, you're talking about stadium view, stadium view dining hall. Now, the one that was up the hill with the, with the Chick-fil-A in it.

They had a Chick-fil-A in a dining hall? Yeah. I don't remember that. I mean, it's the like the main dining hall for everybody campus. Oh, you're talking about, um, that, that was like a food court.

That wasn't a dining hall. It wasn't like a cafeteria. Yeah. Yeah. Where the fuck was that?

Oh, it was right there in the middle of campus. It wasn't in the building that the subway was in. You can't remember the hall. There was another spot that I was thinking of, too. Yeah, you get that subway right there in the middle of campus across the, the walkways, the cafeteria

where you can get Chick-fil-A stuff. You just get a good feel of the campus right there in the middle of it by the stadium.

“I would recommend going down, um, what's that skyline called right there?”

I'm trying to remember it right on campus. It's like right. You go down cliff then, oh, my gosh. The cliff. So it was, um, sort of, talking about the street, but there was like a specific name for

that skyline.

It was the first one ever.

It's an iconic thing. And since now, you'll probably hate it to be honest with you, like, I mean, I love skyline. But most people not from Cincinnati do not like skyline. I would say, is it the Ludlow, the Ludlow skyline?

No, it's, what is this little area? It's still cliff to, for sure. Jefferson Ave. It is, I mean, the Ludlow. It's Ludlow.

It's Ludlow. That's what it is. The Ludlow skyline. For sure. That's like, the first, I believe the first skyline ever.

It's like, kind of feels like you're in a diner, like, very old school vibe. If you are 21 and you're at the bars, it's a great late hours, you know, it'll definitely taste good at that point. Um, if you're 21, that's right. That's right.

That's right. There's another good spot right down there in that cliff to an area. And I'm trying to think of it. What was the, oh, man, we're really being put to the test in our, there's also so many other spots that had popped up now that we're just not even, not even, hip to.

So it was always like, hey, it's either McDonald's, Domino's, Martino's, steak and lemonade.

That was kind of what we subsisted on for seriously three years. And then I got food stamps and I went for $5. That's right. Well, there's our recommendations. Hope you enjoy.

“Can't go wrong to make sure you keep your, whereabouts?”

Well, no, it's good now. It's good now. It's completely changed. Yeah. All right, good call.

All right. Where were we at here? Last one. I know it's quick. I know I know this one's quick.

We get this one all the time. No. Hi.

“This is Leo and I was just wondering what kind of products you guys use for your beard.”

They are so spectacular. Wow. Well, it's been so nicely groomed and you guys look very nice all the time. Just wondering, if you all use anything special, how about oil, shade butter, the words like, what's going on?

Did Leo say, how about oil? So boil. Hope oil. I've never heard of that. All right, well, I don't, I don't, I mean, I, the one thing I do to my beard consistently is I, I trim. I do the trimmer to like catch all the like the pieces that are like sticking out. Yeah, the loose ends. I do that to kind of keep it a little bit more shaped. And then to make sure I get the mustache line. Down a pop love it love it. Yeah, I mean, but in terms of like washing it in stuff, I'm just washing with the shampoo. I don't, the reason I have a beard is to do less maintenance like I don't have a beard.

I don't have a beard. I mean, I didn't get a beard to be like, hey, let me tack on more shit to do to my face. Like, the reason I have is just because I'm too lazy to fucking shave every day. Like, I'm not then going to go do all this other fucking shit. Like, I thought you were like hiding your face. You said once I'm you. Well, that's another perk. That's another perk for sure. I don't have to see my chin, but I think it's more because I don't want to have to do anything. Like the thought of having to shave every day is would drive me fucking crazy.

“Yeah, dude, I'm right there with you. I think one of the bets that we do should end up being you have to shave.”

Okay, well, we can do that in a later. Let me lose a little bit more weight before we do that, but I will condone that. We got a weight on Jason the lose weight. Let me get a little more tan. Let me get a little more tan. Well, it's not going to be that much. I can do that in like two weeks. Okay. I will say though, it does look better when I do do stuff to it. And by me, I mean, when there are wonderful hair and makeup people on set or like at the games that will put like beard oil. Oh, do you know, oh, while you use beard oil, that was wondering why do you look so nice on this. I don't.

Oh, you do. If they're putting it on you, you use it. No, they use it. I'm a vehicle for them using it. I don't use it.

I've never put it in, but they will, and at some times, I mean, some of them don't have it, but when some of them do have it, I'm like, actually, look pretty good.

See, funny. Well, there you go. We got to get that beard oil because you're being a shine and on TV. There we go. Well, the problem is, I will not put it in because I'm not going to take the time to do it. But the people want to know what you use it. Not using anything on the podcast for that's for damn short. I'm assuming they're talking about this. And that wraps up another edition of the Heights Hotline.

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