1028. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Posts Wild Image Of Alien Arrest, Two Navy Jets Crash & 3 Teens Arrested For Random Shootings

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- That's what we're gonna do. That's what CTI stands for. It stands for Cruz, the Internet. Let's just get right into it, man. All right, don't forget.

We are the biggest show in the world that does not run ads and the reason we do that is because I don't want to listen to anybody tell me that I'm saying things because someone's paying me to say them, all right.

So, do as a favor and help share the show, all right. Don't be a ho, share the show. - So, what's up? - Subbat, what's going on, man? - Nothing, yeah.

- What's up with you? - You got your spectres on up there? - Oh yeah, my spectres. - Is it that? - My spectres.

(laughing) - In old bro.

“- Oh yeah, I used to guys some time, you know what I'm saying?”

- My spectres. - Yeah, you know, you have reading lies but you don't really wear them, though. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, but I'm starting to realize

that I need them too. I'm getting like that too. - Yeah, like I'm not even like sometimes I catch myself and like, yeah. - Yeah, I'm saying like shit.

- Yeah, it didn't hit me, it didn't hit me too recently but it's getting in the point where it really strains my eyes. - Yeah, so, fuck, man, hopefully it didn't affect your driving. - What are you gonna do with this?

(laughing) - Not even. - Yeah, man, no, it's like I'm gonna try to get a, I think they have a new surgery or something that you can do.

- Like a new, have you had Lacy? - I did, but like it's not as good as it used to be. So I think I'm gonna go do it right again. - Yeah, I don't know what to eat. - I got it like a long time ago.

- Like I long ago. - I don't know, like 15 years?

- Oh, yeah, that's like when it's first being done.

- Yeah, that's not that far back. - But, you know, it's like, it's like, it's more like when they discovered the sun. (laughing) - It's that far back.

So, yeah, man, I think even like redo it.

“So that's what I'm gonna do, but my eyes have been,”

they've been getting progressively worse and I started reading about like, you could do red light therapy and actually help mix that. - Yeah. - So I'm gonna try that as well.

- Yeah, well, they got those blue light glasses. I like those. - Bro, they make a big difference. - They do. - Yeah, I don't care where anybody says they say those

that the settings on your iPhone like takes the blue light away, but there's a big difference between wearing the blue light glasses and whatever it does on your phone. 'Cause I can feel it in my eyes.

- Oh, for sure. - Yeah, yeah, same. Hell, yeah, though, man. I wish I could say it's a beautiful day outside. It's not really as terrible as it's a completely terrible.

It wasn't that bad yesterday though. - Yeah, sure, it was good. - And, you know, dude, we got to wrap some pride for our city, the cardinal's dog. - Holy yeah.

- Bro, they're rolling. - Yeah. - They're rolling. And something special happened that yesterday's game.

That it just feels good. Winning feels good, you know what I'm saying? - Yeah. - And we got bring this up in the intro, bro. It's absolutely crazy, shirtless cartinals fans

take over empty section in electric scene during walk-off win over the royals. - Yeah, the tarps off-crew. - Tarps off, that was ever the car. (laughing)

The tarps off. I love it. I fucking love to see it. It feels good, man.

Yeah, you never know what you're going to see

at the ballpark, during the ninth inning. I love the St. Louis cartinals five to four win over the Kansas City Royals on Friday night. A Bush Stadium fan started migrating to an empty section in the right field and took their shirts off.

The game was tied three, three in the bottom of the ninth inning when the group of fans made their way to the empty section about a hundred fans first started the movement as the game went into extra innings. The entire section was packed with shirtless fans

according to the St. Louis post to Spatch. So the guy that started it was Caleb Cummings, a 20-year-old on the Stephen F. Austin Club baseball team, he came up with the idea. Quote, I looked at my buddy and said,

what if we go up there to right field bleachers and start waving our shirts? Cummings told the St. Louis post to Spatch. Quote, they're like, you know what? That's a good idea.

(laughing) (laughing) - Couple of fucking rocket-sizedists behind you already. (laughing) - That's such the bro thing to do, bro.

- No, I go. - Oh yeah, this is, I would say it was a good idea too. - Yeah, but I mean, it sounds great. - But it sounds fucking fantastic. - Yeah, this is the kind of shit dudes do

when they're left, when they're supervision. - Yeah, it's our own devices. - Yeah, it sounds awesome, let's just do it.

Let's check the clip. (crowd cheering) (crowd cheering)

“- Dude, so the manager came out to meet him.”

- Oh, it's in the clubhouse room.

(crowd cheering) - So it came to the clubhouse. (crowd cheering) - Oh my gosh, thank you. - That's so awesome.

- Scott to meet the players. - Yeah. (crowd cheering) - Look at that. (laughing)

(crowd cheering) I love it, dude. (crowd cheering) Listen man, this is what baseball's about. - Yeah.

- Like, this is baseball. - Really is dude. - You know, and this is definitely St. Louis. - You know, we were talking last week about South County.

This is about the most South County shit that you could possibly fuck. If you're wondering what I was trying to talk about when I talked about South County, this is what the fuck I'm talking about.

- Is this right here? - Yeah. - Tarp's off. - Tarp's off.

- Any time a day, especially in the morning time.

- Yeah, it's right. - And lunchtime. - And then dinner at the Waffle House. - That's what we're talking about. - Right, bro, I love it, dude.

“They all got good moustaches and you dip in”

and like, you know, like, these are dudes. - That's good to see dudes making a comeback. - Yeah, that's right. - You know, they don't look like a bunch of pussy. - Yeah, they don't, you know?

- They don't, bro. - I mean, they could probably not a pair of spares in sight. - No. - That's how you know it's good.

- And not 'em a cryin with the man buns and shit. They're all, you know, this is their therapy. - Christ. - Mel that's testosterone. - Right.

- Yes. - I like it. - It's good to see, man. - It is good to see, dog. And we're doing, dude, the crime was doing all right, bro.

- Bro. - They're good, yeah, the central is very tough to vision. They're doing really good. - They're very right now, but like, it's a hard division. And the team's super young, I mean, they're all awesome dudes.

- Yeah. - Absolutely. - You know what's funny is like, you know, I get a different perspective because like, a lot of those guys come in and training

they're around in the friends with them and shit. And like, what people don't realize is like, these are just normal fucking dudes. Like, poorly normal dudes. And like, everybody sees them as these big stars

and, you know, all these things. And these are just like, these are like, those dudes. - Yeah. - Right. - Like, it's just, it's just cool, man.

It's cool to see like the young, you know, the young players out there doing it, making it happen, have a fun, create good chemistry, good culture in the locker room. You know, sometimes it's easier to win

when nobody expects you to win. You know what I'm saying? - Yeah. - And it becomes more fun. And then when you have more fun, you win more.

It's harder when it's expected. - Yeah, yeah. - But like these guys, like, they're having fun. They're winning, they're, and dude, that's, it's just, and I don't think anybody gives a fuck

if they finish first place.

“I think people are loving watching the team”

because they're just fun to watch. - Yeah. - And because of that, they're going to win a game. So, you know, yeah, that's going to write down and hopefully that's hard to win with them bro.

- The veterans on the team are 25 years old. - That's crazy. - That's crazy. - Dude, Gorman's only 25. - That's crazy.

- I know. - And he's a vet on the team. - I know. - That's why. - Yeah.

- I know bro. - Hmm. - We gotta get to a game dog. - Yeah, yeah. - And we'll go, we'll go, we'll go, we'll go.

- That's what I'm saying, I'm up there. - I'm good now, I'm, I'm confident to go there. - Yeah man, I'm cool with it. - I don't really give a fuck. - Yeah.

- Yeah. - Tarts off. - Yeah, let's do it. - All right, I'm down. We'll book the next home game.

I'll line it up. - Hell yeah, man. - Gotta have that guy some St. Louis pride. It is time to take a cruise, you guys, you guys know how this works. If you would like to see any of these headlines,

pictures, links, videos, go to AndyFrystala.com. You guys can check them out. There, let's get into it man. Hell on number one. This is interesting.

So, got a little update, a little check in from DC. This headline reads, Trump sparks concern as he post wild image of alien and chains that U.S. Army base. - Jesus.

- Yeah. (laughing) He's all this, what the fuck was this man? They're just listening. You can't do shit like that, they're like you.

(laughing) Yeah, Donald Trump sparked a alarm last night by posting an AI generated image of himself standing alongside an handcuffed alien at a U.S. military base. Trump and his bodyguards flanked the cuffed extra terrestrial

and the image posted on the truth so she'll look out Sunday. Trump's post coming days after the White House released new UFO files was sharply criticized by some commentators as they recognized

it was probably meant ingest. So, that was a couple of photos. This is one. There's another one. It's like.

(laughing) Bro, imagine someone on what account? On his truth social account, dude.

and started freaking the fuck out.

Oh, okay. (laughing) Shit. At this point, I think it's just like, let's just put out, like, what's a crazy shoe

we could put out today? Yeah, let's just do it. Yeah. That's the conversation. That's the briefings of the morning.

Yeah.

“Like, what can we put out that everybody will talk about?”

(laughing) And then like, did you see the fucking comments under this shit? Yeah. Like, bro, real talk. Like, there are just some dumb motherfuckers out there.

I mean. (laughing) The only people thought it was real. Bro, that's what I'm saying, dude. Like, in the comments.

Oh, well, we should do troops taking down the interstellar galactic guns. (laughing) Like, get the fuck out of here, dude. What's wrong with you?

Let me read from a popcorn.

Yeah. (laughing) And then you got people who were making it about race. Yeah, it's right.

That's right. But that's the aliens. That's right. Right, too. aliens need freedom.

That's right. Keep them in shackles. Don't need to act blue. (laughing) Free the aliens.

And then you got the people who were the illegal aliens. Said, oh, he's talking about deporting illegal aliens. And then you got all the rest of us

who were like, fucking ready. That's right. That's right. That's right. Fuck, dude.

You can't do that, man. Oh, God, dude. Dude, that now we'll say this. The aliens kind of ripped.

“Let's just be, I was just gonna say this.”

Let's talk about the realistic nature of this. Yeah. Let's say they're are aliens. That alien's kicking all of them, guys. That's the man it comes in doing shit.

That. He's seven foot tall. He's ripped. He's probably got some sort of telepathical fucking mind control shit going on.

Or he could just like make your head explode with his own brain. You know, like, and he, we're not putting him in handcuffs. No. He's putting us in handcuffs, right?

He's not even putting us in handcuffs. He's exploding our fucking eyeballs. That's right. If we look at him, like this is tolerable shit. Obviously, everybody knows that aliens would do that.

Obviously, yeah. Like, come on. That's where he knows that aliens would just make your brain melt. Like, I can't believe this is even a fucking, like, what do you, who'd you think you were gonna fool, Trump?

You're almost fool. This is good as arrest the shit. You told us you were gonna do it. I mean, you're a pretty good fooler. Yeah, couldn't fool me.

Shit, man. It deported everybody. No. I'm gonna hold people accountable. No.

I'm gonna make gas cheap. Fuck no. I mean, fuck, you can fool us on a lot of shit. You ain't foolin' us on this, bro. This ain't gonna get it down.

Mm, fuck. Fuck, dude. Oh, my goodness. Yeah, sorry. Who wants to go get my sins?

(laughing) 'Cause I forgot him by fucking laughing. Fuck, dude. This is, yeah.

“Well, so he posted this, now this wasn't the only thing”

that got to be-- I'm kidding, dude. I'm kidding. (laughing) It fooled my diet.

Oh, God, dude. Yeah. So this wasn't the only thing, though. There was more. There was more that has been coming out

of the Trump's White House social media accounts over the weekend. So you got aliens. We also got Drake. The White House official TikTok account

was viral after dropping a Drake Iceman at it to promote Donald Trump's focus on immigration. Oh, let's check it out, shall we? Yes. (upbeat music)

Iceman, Iceman. Iceman. (upbeat music) You only get to do this if you actually deport people. If you do it, like, I laugh if you were actually

like sending these motherfuckers home, but you're not. You're ice and Tom Holman and all these dudes, you all proved yourself to be a bunch of bitches. Okay, why are all the Somali criminals out of our fucking country?

Where's we imported 20 million?

You got rid of like 400,000, right? Okay, and like if you had done like 10 million so far, I'd be all about, I'd be like fucking Trump's Iceman. Like, he's fucking ice. We're calling him Iceman after they're on out.

Drake made that song for him. I'd be like, dude. Yeah. You know, Iceman and Top Gun? No.

Trump's the new ice. That's right, that's right. Like, that's what I'd be like, but no. You don't get to claim the win where you didn't get the win, man.

That work like that. No, it doesn't do. It does. Unless there's some shit happening that I'm not aware of, I don't see it.

Like what? That's what I'm saying. Dude, like, I don't see it. Now, I do know this. Home Depot has still been pretty empty.

It's okay, but I'm not even talking about those guys. I'm not even talking about the sub-sehera fucking criminal terrorist, hate America motherfuckers.

Dude, Joe's cool. I'm not talking about that. I'm like, right, Joe's cool. This is right.

“Like, I'm not fucking, nobody's talking about that.”

No. Those guys are getting pissed off. Like, oh, we got to, we y'all dude, you could stay. (laughing) Help us get these other motherfuckers out.

Let's unite. That's right, you know? That's right. You broke. Like, okay, we all agree that we're on the same team.

It's these other motherfuckers. Yeah, we don't want them. They gotta go. No. No, we don't want them.

Yeah, so I mean, this is been an interesting week. It was an interesting weekend coming out of the White House. And something else that happened that they're calling, a stunning act of corruption. Find a little piece from the White House

that comes out, have on Reeds Fury.

As Trump gets $1.8 billion.

Tax payer fund to pay out from his own government, stunning act of corruption.

“So Donald Trump has struck a $1.8 billion deal”

with his own IRS to funnel taxpayer money to victims of law fair, including January six rioters in his political allies and a settlement that Democrats are calling the most corrupt presidential act in history.

That's a pretty fucking harsh accusation, okay? Yeah. Let me introduce you to a man named Obama. Yeah. (laughing)

Or how about Joe Biden literally importing 20 million, listen, the greatest acts of treason that has ever existed in the United States will go down in history as Joe Biden allowing 20 million fucking migrants to come here.

That is the greatest act of treason. It will cause the most destruction. It will be the most damaging to our country. People just don't realize it yet. We'll be dealing with it for the next few years.

No, it's never gonna go back.

We mean 50 years. It's fucking fundamentally changed the country forever. And no one's doing anything about it at scale, okay?

“We're getting, that's what the fuck we all voted for.”

In fact, Democrats and Republicans were both in favor of that at the time of the election to the point where it was the number one issue on both sides, okay? The number one issue on both sides.

Number one, completely ignored. Okay, completely fucking abandoned. Yeah. And if Trump had done that, when everybody agreed, it would've unified the country.

But instead, they waited an entire year. And then they sent these dudes up to Minnesota, the worst place in the fucking world for this kind of criminal bullshit. And we get a couple of these sorrows,

ish funded dumbasses, gets fucking shot. For sticking their fucking nose and something that doesn't even have anything to do with them. And everybody got cold feet. Said, oh, I don't like that.

Got to pull back. I don't like that. Well, you're sure it's fucking not gonna like it when you're like outnumbered 20 to 1. And your kids are getting fucking bullied at school

and can't even learn and attacked and fucking beat up and fucking raped and murdered and all the other shit that comes along with people who come here that don't value this culture or this country or the people that live here.

They have no interest in assimilating. They have no interest in contributing. They are here to take advantage of the people who already live here. And we have Americans fighting for them to be here.

That is fucking insane. It is insane. And everybody else got cold feet. Oh, I don't know if fucking I was like that. Well, fuck dude, stay to fuck out of the way.

Bad shit doesn't happen when you interfere with that shit. When you don't interfere with it. - On touch the stone? - Yeah, like shit, man. - Yeah.

So this payment, though, comes out of the president, his sons, Don, Jr, and Eric and the Trump organization. They filed a lawsuit against the treasury and the IRS and the Southern District of Florida. They agreed to drop their suit Monday as well as two claims

including for damages resulting from the raid on Mara, Lago in 2022. And the Russian election in a parents' probe and exchange for the government's creation of the anti-weaponization fund.

This $1.776 billion fund will have the power

to issue formal apologies and monetary relief of claimants. It will be governed by five member commission appointed by the Attorney General with Trump given the power to remove any member.

Well, Trump is barred from directly receiving payments from the fund, entities associated with him are not explicitly prohibited from filing additional ones. So all the Democrats are fucking up and flames about this. So all these people who were put in jail

for four years of their life, correct?

I got to say that. Yeah, no, yeah. And that's where it's going to. But yeah, they're calling it a raise a new level of corruption. Now, this has been done before.

“It's been done if you go all the way back to Obama, right?”

At one point, how much billion won $1.776?

Compared to the $9 billion that was allegedly stolen in Minneapolis, let's say, along, that's right. But it's the biggest act of corruption and fraud. Restitution of people who were wrongly prosecuted and caught up in an event that was literally engineered

by our fucking three letter agencies. Nancy Pelosi turned down a request for 20,000 troops to be at that who she even says on camera. It was my fucking fault. She says it on camera.

It was my fault. So these men and women, one of which got shot and killed, correct? Aren't entitled to any restitution whatsoever for the four years, the three years of life. And by the way, these people weren't treated nice and jail.

No, they were treated in terrible condition. Treated like fucking terrorists. That's right. So that is an act of corruption and all this evil shit. But Somali's coming here from fucking Somalia

who figured out how to game the system and steal $89 billion

by estimations in Minnesota alone, which means it's happening everywhere. That's OK. Yeah, that's cool. And by the way, where's the accountability for the people

“that actually engineered this situation to happen in the first place?”

That's the only restitution I need. Wasn't that something that we voted for as well? Wasn't the fucking hammer supposed to come down and crack some fucking skulls? The fuck are you doing, dude?

You know why you're approval rating is shit. You're approval rating isn't shit because a couple of people got shot trying to fix the thing up in Minnesota. You're approval rating is shit. It's because you're not holding these people accountable.

You're not removing these people from the country. And now you went and got us involved in another motherfucking war. And people are paying $5 fucking $7 a gallon for gasoline. And you say on television, that's not something I actually take into consideration.

And you wonder why nobody's fucking fucking with you right now, bro? OK, real shit. Go do what you said you were going to do. 30 seconds. OK, and if someone's blackmailing you and threatening you,

fuck 'em, take care of them, too. Well, man, there we go. Nobody's ever going to-- Everybody's going to cheer for it, bro. I feel like he's like a freight, like bro.

“You got the top secret shit in the world, bro.”

You could drop fucking-- you put warheads on motherfucking warheads. Start putting them on the right foreheads. How about that? How about the ones that are fucking threatening you

and blackmailing you? Because everybody else thinks you're a part of it now. 100%. So I'm just saying, I don't know. Do what the fuck you said you were going to do?

It's real simple. Dude, he's at 37% approval right there. Yeah? Yeah? And he deserves it.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, this shit's crazy, dude. This shit's crazy, be it. I mean, bro, I've been a steadfast look, bro.

I'm not some mag of fucking person. And I'm also not-- I'm not anything. OK, I'm a fucking American.

I'm a freedom, first American.

I care about the people of this country. I don't buy into this fake division or fucking identity politics or the welfare state that's trying to be created, you know, are us having to go to work and work fucking our entire life?

Like, bro, let's put this in a perspective. People work from the time they're 18 to the time they're 65. Most people have to work longer than that. All right, but let's just use that math. If you're having to work from the time that you're 18 to 65,

and the government's taking half of your money, that means that if they didn't take half of your money, you wouldn't have to work until you're 65. Do you understand that? You would actually don't have to work twice or half as long.

All right, so because these people are greedy as fuck and because they are completely oppressing and financially using the American people who are good people, who want to do the right thing, who have no problems going to work and working hard.

But now they're trading their entire life to fund a fucking corrupt system, their entire life, okay?

You're only getting one life and what 20 to 18 to 65 is fucking, like 40, something like that.

“So you're having to work in extra 23 years, roughly,”

because these people are fucking stealing your fucking life. Now do you care about taxes? Do you understand? Like these people are abusing us. They're fucking enslaving us.

We have to work our entire lives. We have to give everything so that they can fucking steal it or send it over to every other country on the planet. There's no other country that taxes their citizens and sends it to us.

What the fuck is going on? Why are people not more outraged about this? It's because they don't do the math. You don't think about it. If you were taxed the way that you were,

you could work until you were fucking 45 and then live your life. Do you understand that? Like I don't even think that occurs to people. You know, oh, I do when you sit and shit long enough

to stop smelling it. Yeah, man. That ain't it. That ain't what I bro. And it's so crazy too.

You see these 60 year old dudes covered in fucking concrete dust and form oil and fucking at the gas station, counting out fucking coins for a fucking sandwich, bro. That is fucked up. It shouldn't be that way here.

That's not what this is about.

It should never, ever, ever been about this.

We have a very few amount of people who are at the very, very, very top who own all the money in the world who are literally enslaving the rest of the entire fucking world enslaving them.

This is no different than what you read about from hundreds of years ago when there was surfdom and there was royals and there was peasants in the peasants said, "Oh, sir, can I please have some porridge?"

And they would get the porridge and be like, "This is the best porridge I've ever had."

“Like, y'all motherfuckers, you need to wake up, dude.”

Like, you are fucking slaves, bro. And not only are you slaves to a corrupt government system that we live in, you're slaves to the rest of the fucking governments too because we're the only country in the world

that sends our money everywhere else. The only one that shouldn't use the fucking stop. You wonder why people are so pissed off that you Donald Trump, they're pissed off of you because they're waking up to this understanding

that we're talking about right here. You say, "Oh, we're gonna help the people." What the fuck have you done so far that has helped anybody? - Yeah. - At the ground level.

- At the ground level? - And not the buddies, not your friend at all. - Yeah. - And like, dude, when you talk about the economy and you fucking say, "Oh, the stock market's up."

First of all, bro, people aren't retarded.

They fucking can understand that the stock market is being propped up by foreign countries. Okay, they understand that. They also understand that the stock market doesn't make a fucking ounce of difference

when they go to the grocery store. - Yeah, not one. - Or when they go to the gas pump, that shit doesn't matter. And he's so out of touch with this shit. He's like, "Oh, the fucking economy's doing great."

There's more of the economy than the motherfucking stock market, dude. Anyway, yeah, that was the most corrupt. Anyway, I'm not even, this is even, first of all, giving restitution to people

who have been caught up in a fucking false flag operation

“'cause that's what the fuck it was, exactly what it was.”

- Okay. - Yeah. - In order to lock down a surveillance state on the fucking domestic terrorists, that's what the fuck it was, okay? It was to send a signal to people like you and I

and everybody else who has common sense that says, "If you fucking rise up, "this is what's gonna happen to you, "you're gonna go to jail for four fucking years "or forever or whatever."

So it wasn't even an organic thing, okay? And now, these people are getting paid restitution

to the tune of $2 billion.

But that's the biggest corruption ever when we got people who aren't even fucking from here, stealing $8 to $9 billion out of one city. And this is happening across the nation. Get the fuck out of here.

The fuck out of here, dude. - Complete bullshit. - Yeah. - It's complete bullshit. Yeah, man. - Guys, jump on this conversation.

Let us know down in the comments. I wonder what ever happened to this guy. I want to do it. - He probably sat in a hole for four fucking years. They probably won't show his face

'cause he's terrified of saying anything and his own motherfucking country. That's probably what happened to him. - Yeah. - It's so crazy.

- But, you know, he was led in there by a fucking informant, dude. That's the crazy, like, Ray, what happened to him? - What happened to him? - All of them were.

- Yeah, that's what I'm saying. The doors were broke, down, broke.

Did you not notice the dudes who were dressed in all black

and had their faces covered? They actually opened the doors and held the fuck it. And then we got the video of the guy walking down the hall and handcuffs and then being handcuffed to give them the dude a fist bump

and then walking off. Like, all the evidence is there. It's all been there. Now they're gonna fucking say, oh, well, that's AI. - No, it's just AI.

Like, I do wanna actually on the tax thing, Andy. Like, strategically, how does that work? Because so many other countries are so in debt it.

“Like, you know, only surviving off of American tax dollars, right?”

Or at least a large percentage of it. Like, strategically, if you were an office, how do you do this? - Tough shit. - Yeah. - Figure it the fuck out.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, just fucking full stop.

- Amen. If we're gonna live in a fucking free market, you gotta let the market rise and fall on its own. You don't fucking supplement the free market with the guy, I mean, I don't know, J.P. Morgan,

it give me any free fucking money to keep my shit afloat. (laughs) - That was shit. - Okay, the United States government, it give me any money to keep my shit afloat.

It's fucking sink or swim, okay? And if you own a country or you have a country and you can't produce enough fucking goods to compete at the global economy, then your country should probably be a part

of another country that is. That's called being conquered. Not every country deserves to exist because they exist. - That's a real shit, dude.

- Yeah, I know. That's what's happening. That's been going on since the beginning of time. - How many countries you think would fall immediately? - A lot of them.

- Yeah. - And I'm not immediately, but like within the fucking. - A lot. - Very quickly. - A lot.

- But what would happen is they would consolidate. - Yeah. - And there would be five to 10 to 15 fucking countries that kind of ran the economy. Some would be rich in oil, some would have

other natural resources, some would produce things. And countries that have to figure out to produce things which would eliminate this communist mentality of we don't have to do this thing. Like what the fuck, you said you don't have to do shit,

but we gotta do it all. Man fuck you, I'm tired of that shit, bro. And I think everybody's tired of that shit. You know, do they do this shit in Europe too, bro? Like it's all the same, they tax their fucking people,

but they just don't send it to us. - That's right, it goes to the fucking boat, bro.

“- Yeah, and that's why some of these countries”

have beautiful countries. And you know, they have good infrastructure. And like every country in Europe has high speed rail, every country in Asia has high speed rail. Guess what?

We don't fucking have. - You got the metro link. - Yeah, we got some fucking hood rat bullshit that you're afraid to go on 'cause you might get stabbed. - That's right.

- By some fucking dude who's not even supposed to be here. Like that girl in Charlotte. - Yeah, that's right. - Like dude, this is fucked up, man. And like, I'm tired of the performative bullshit.

- Yeah, oh, it's so corrupt. - Ooh, it's this person, it's that person. You know who the fucking is? It's all of us for tolerating me. That's what the fuck it is.

- Yeah, that's real man. - Guys, jump on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. That being said, let's keep cruising, Doug. I got to head line two.

Gotta go to Idaho. You've been Idaho, right? - Yeah. - Idaho. - Look, that's shit, look fit.

- Yeah. - Yeah, gotta go to Idaho, Doug. This is crazy for crew members. He jacks safely over two Navy jets. - Oh, I saw this.

- Bro, wild dude. Fucking wild, isn't it? - Yeah, let's dive into it, man. All four crew members ejected safely

“after two Navy jets collided and crashed.”

Sunday during an air show at the Mountain Home Air Force base in Western Idaho official set. The collision involved two U.S. Navy, E-A-18G growlers from the Electronic Attack Squad in 129

and with Bay Island, Washington, Second Commander,

Amelia Mayam, spoke to President for Naval Air Force, the U.S. Pacific Fleet. They aircraft were performing an aerial demonstration when the crash occurred. The four crew members, both jets,

from both jets safely ejected it and the crash was under investigation. Let's check this clip out. - Oh shit, oh shit. - Okay, we got four parachutes, we have two parachutes.

- That's crazy, it's crazy at first of all. - There's no text in a flying buddy, all right. That was clearly at a case of texting and flying. - Yeah, that's what that was.

- Secondly, like, dude, it was, how weird is that?

How it looks like they like, just stop the froze, yeah. Right there, they kind of like, just freeze. That's so weird looking. That's so weird, yeah. - Man, did they all live?

- Yeah, they all live. - See all the parachutes, man. - Four parachutes, yeah, they all live. The crew members were in stable condition. Nobody of the military base was hurt.

“Everyone is safe and I think that's the most important thing.”

I think what's important, I want to know who was flying it. Who were the pilots? - Yeah, I just know they were texting. (laughing) That looks like, you know, that looks like some distracted flying to me.

- I'm just saying what was their family car? - I'm a family car on the way in. - Oh really? - Yeah, I think they were both texting. (laughing)

Like dude, you know, we had storms this morning. - Yeah, it was the best. - So that signal was out right up there by, that fucker, I don't know, okay, the signal was out. And like dude, they were both rolling at like,

10 miles an hour through the thing. And I'm like, like, you know how like people take turns? Well, they both decided to go

and they just never stopped and ran into each other.

I'm like, what just happened in front of my face? Like normally I'd stop and be like, you need some help? - Yeah, you need help. - But see, this was Darwinism, I cannot interfere

with Darwinism. - Yeah, bro, that happened. - Yeah, that happened, yeah, that happened. Yeah, I'd be curious to see if there was a Stanley Cup in the cockpit, you know what I'm saying?

You know what I'm saying? (laughing) You bet I love Sam. I thought you bet the hockey standup. I got it.

(laughing)

“That's all I'm curious, I think that's important.”

I don't know. You know, I'd be from importance of the investigation. - No comment. (laughing) - Yeah, or, or, you know, or or,

was there some soy sauce packets in the cockpit? I'd be curious, I'm just saying. - I'm just saying. - These are questions. - I can understand if it was Asian.

(laughing) - I can understand if it was a roll. (laughing) They have a hard time seeing, man. (laughing)

I can understand that, but, you know, it definitely wasn't anything to do with women. - No, I'm gonna, I'm gonna tell my kids that this is how baby growler airplanes are made. (laughing)

- Oh, man, you know, I don't know what happened there, bro. - Dude, it's just weird. Like real talks, dead serious, like how the fuck does that happen? - Dude, you, you, you not see the other fucking plane. (laughing)

Like you know it's right there, and what do you do it? (laughing) - Dude, it's like, dude, it's like you tried to put up the plane. - Dude, I'm telling, listen, I can imagine, I can imagine what happened up in the cockpit.

Hey, you're gonna, don't tell me what to say. I'm not getting that close. (laughing) (laughing) - Pull up, I don't have to listen to you.

- Yeah. (laughing) - Or it was one of these. It was one of these, you're just going down the road. - Look at that, that, that other fucking,

you, they make you crash. (laughing) - Oh, shit, dude, I almost got taken up by a Tesla yesterday. - I almost got taken out too. - Oh yeah, I had BMW.

- Yeah, fuck, dude, it was an asshole. - And it was, it was an, it was an Asian. Hey, Asian in the Tesla. - When you're riding down the street and you see a motorcycle, I wanna let you know.

If you drive like, behind them like you would a normal car and don't get them room, you deserve to get your fucking ass beat. - 100% - Yeah. - 100%.

- Loser mirror is something. - Sounds like you got that. - Sounds like you got that. - That's right. - That's right, that's right.

And, but yeah, dude, so these growls, they crash, right? - Kind of like, sounds fucking douchebag yesterday, man. I wanted to be his, that's what my bike broke. - Yeah, yeah. - Because I was fucking ripping on so hard

to get away from the guy and he fucking kept following me, like one inch behind. Like bro, that is not cool shit. Like do you understand how dangerous that is to do to someone?

First of all, you and your little silver fucking gay BMW.

Okay, I saw the guy back there too, bro. He looks like he cries after sex. - Oh man. - I think it was like, he was like all fucking prepped out and like, you know, he thought he was real cool

with his BMW and he's probably said, "Look at the boomers look good for the road." Bro, cry after sex is wild.

“- You know, that's what the fucking guy's, you know?”

- Oh, I looked at him. - I looked at him. - My work will will. - Yeah, I was older guy. - No, he's a young little fucking door.

- And I'm not a part of the tarp club. - No, he was the opposite of the no tarp club.

(laughing) - Oh shit. Yeah, okay, so all this, so the growl is right, they crash now.

These roughly cost $67 million, a piece, a piece for one of these.

Now, speaking of taxpayer dollars being wasted, that's got to be really believed

“that's what it cost to make, one of those.”

- No, fuck no, fuck no. It probably costs, it probably costs legitimately maybe, like, the fleeting of the American people is not sad. That's why when you go to a hospital and you know, looking at bill, it's $800, okay.

That is the product of a bloated fat, multilayer system that makes everybody else rich and that's poor, okay. And I know you probably hear me say that you're a poor, you know what the fuck I'm talking about?

Life would be a lot easier for everybody. If you didn't go to a fucking hospital and get an IV bag, it was $2,000, okay? You know, for $13,000 material. - If that.

- If that, okay. - And they're on top of it. And why do you think these medical companies and these farmer companies or the biggest motherfucking companies in the world

and have so much influence that can do so much nefarious bullshit because they have unlimited amounts of funds. The same thing goes for a government and the tax system, it's the exact same thing.

When the government does anything,

you know why construction guys are always like,

"Dude, I gotta get that government contract." 'Cause they understand they can throw the bid in at five times what it would cost. A hundred times what it would cost a normal job and the government just be like, "Dude, done.

Yeah, man, done." - I mean, dude, the fleecing of the American people across all aspects of their lives needs to be fucking dealt with. - Mm-hmm.

I remember that video. I forget what Senator was. He was showing like a bag of like bolts during a midi hearing. - 75 grand.

It was like, yeah, it was like something fucking outrageous. Dude, he's like, "Dude, I'm gonna pick these up if fucking Home Depot for fucking Tim Bucks." - Yeah, that's right. - You know what I'm saying?

- And people don't understand that.

They're like, "Well, why is that?" Well, because there's layer upon layer, upon layer, upon layer upon layer, upon layer, upon layer, upon layer, upon layer of useless motherfuckers that are all getting paid way more than you get paid

at your job to fucking charge that. They figured it out, okay? And then they tell us, which is true, by the way,

“that you have to go work your fucking ass off”

to be successful. You do, that is true, and I'm all about it. But it shouldn't be nearly as hard as it actually is. You know, it shouldn't be people that have... I love what I do.

I love fighting the battle. I'm a fucking warrior in that regard, and I love the game. I'm totally into it. I don't understand not everybody's like that.

And people that aren't should be able to get a job, have a career, do their thing, and be able to afford a home, and afford some vacations, and then be able to, you know, not struggle.

There's no need for it, it's the thing. It's not like, it's either required. It's the result of greedy motherfuckers who have all the money in the world, being even more greedy.

Mm-hmm. I don't want them to kickbacks in the fucking shit. Not only that, they know that they keep everybody broke. They won't pay attention to what's actually going on

'cause they can't. So they don't even realize what's actually happening to them because their situation is so hard to operate in. They understand this. And that's what this is about.

Bro, look, why the fuck are we paying any taxes

“when they just print whatever money they fucking want anyway?”

You want to know the taxes or bullshit? Just look at that. Mm-hmm. Well, what were we doing before the IRS? You know what I'm saying? Like, how do you know I'm saying, like, flourishing?

This is the IRS isn't fucking, it wasn't founded in fucking 1776. Listen, man, it's very simple. If they can print money whenever they want, then that means that the IRS and the tax code exists

to financially oppress the people, and that's it for the purpose of control. That's it. That's it. That's the only reason it exists.

It does not exist to pay for fucking anything because they print as much money as they want anyway, which devalues our money that we earn and makes us poorer and poorer and poorer and have to work harder and harder, harder, harder.

All of this is about control, bro. None of this is about the American dream or making a better country. You think, do you really think, like, look around your fucking city, do you really think they give a fuck

about making this better? They have long forgotten about that, long forgotten about that. - Yeah. - Two very quick things I would like to bring up before we move forward. You were talking about the IV driplines.

in America compared to other different countries in the world? It's considerably one-fifth.

“One-fifth or one-third of the price here in America.”

And the second thing, when you were saying

about financial assistance to other countries in the world, I was just curious how many countries is actually USA, supply financial assistance. And the number is about 170 to 175. - Yes. - Yep, that's what you work for.

- Damn, they're all of them. - That's what you trade your life for. You trade your life to subsidize the rest of the world. This is why I tell you, we are not the land of the free, we are the land of the worker fucking bees.

That's what the fuck we do here. - And we did sold a bill of goods, which has worked your fucking ass off, America Pride, blah, blah, blah, blah. It's by the way totally agree with in regards

to what it's going to take to actually win. But they breed us to do this, understand? This is why when you go to other countries, their value system is different. Okay, when you go to Italy, everybody's laid back.

They're about living. When you go to Mexico, it's about living.

When you go to Europe, it's about living.

When you come to America, it's about working, trades your whole fucking life away, so that these fucking elite tyrants can steal it and send to everybody else in the world so they can live and we don't get it.

Now I'm all about hard work. I'm all about I love it. I'm not fuckin' say it. If you want more shit, then you gotta pay the price. Okay, but I don't think the people actually realize

what's actually going on here. - Dude, yeah, well, on that with wasted taxpayer dollars. You know, if they're not passing it to the friends or something. - Okay, and people will say, after here, we'll fucking run for present.

The IQ of people right now believes that that alien thing was fucking real. Okay, do you understand? Until we get smarter, until we wake up, we're not gonna have people in office.

“How the fuck do you think these people got in there?”

They didn't get in there 'cause everybody's paying attention. They're so fucking smart and financially savvy. - Yeah. - They got in there because people were like, "Fug it up."

Oh, like that goes, "Fuckin' haircut." You know what? He's a red guy, not a blue guy. "Fuckin' you know, he's racist." Oh, how the fuck do you think they got in there?

They didn't get in there 'cause everybody's so fucking smart. - No, it's not our best to bother you. - So until we like step the fuck up and start realizing what's going on, nothing will ever change.

And that's the people. - Yeah. - Well, then it's shit like this. We've got a California real quick. Carrying bass, Mayor of Los Angeles.

She's getting ripped after suggesting tax payer funded dental care for meth users. This is the shit, like this is the shit it goes to. Tax payer dental care for meth. They'll be people out here fucking advocating for that.

- Bro, yeah. They deserve the same as, no, they don't. They deserve to give fuck. Their priorities doing drugs and meth and being a menace of society.

They deserve to be in jail, okay? And here's the thing. This is the funniest thing about it. If we actually enforce the fucking laws the way they're written, everything will be fine.

Dude, like, you know, I just want, I want a civilized society. Everybody does. You know what I'm saying? Like, I just want, I want my, my, my streets clean.

Yeah, I don't, you know what I'm saying? - You know what I'm saying? - Bitch, look and I do buy, bro, bro. I want this like Japan where you could just walk around and everything's fucking, nobody steals a shit.

You need not to work, bro, you look, man. And these other countries, these high-trust societies. There's videos on the internet. You can look 'em up, no. There's people that have Bugatti's and Rolls Races.

And they will leave the key on the windshield of their car for days at a time. And nobody will fucking touch it.

“That's what happens in a high-trust society.”

This is why when you go to Singapore, okay? There's no fucking litter on the street. 'Cause you know what happens in Singapore when you caught littering, they pull you out in public. They make you stand there and they pull your pants down

and they whip your ass. It's called cany. Okay? People don't want to get embarrassed in front of everybody else. So you know what they don't do?

They don't throw shit on the ground. It's real simple, bro. I was just looking at Singapore.

It's a $300 fine for first time offenders

for littering. Repeat to offenders can get up to 10,000 fine. - Yeah. And while we were on the topic of this tax payer money-- - Singapore, canyspeople, yeah.

The for real, it was a big controversy with an American getting cane by 20 something years ago here. Look it up, American getting cane and Singapore. It was a huge controversy back when I was younger. This guy did some shit and they were going to cane him

in public and all the fucking hippies here were like, "No, don't do that. That's not. - Yeah, Michael Faye. - Yeah, Michael Faye.

- In 1995. - Yeah. - That's right. What do he do? - Excellent, vandalism and theft.

- Okay. - Beat his ass in front of everybody in the world. Guess what? - That's what happened.

- There you go. Cainab on the fucker. - Mm-hmm. - With his ass.

- He suffers four lashes.

- Oh.

“- Bro, people here were freaking out about that.”

- Really? - Yeah. - I remember that dude. - That's crazy. - Yeah, it was 14.

- What's he doing now? - You know what I'm saying? - He's probably not vanalizing shit. (laughs) - You've said this for again and again

and all those places, all those countries they're no crimes is because of the harsh punishment. They don't take shit. - Exactly. - And what people do not do things,

you have to not take shit from people when they do things. - That's right. - For example, Sam, he got six strokes of the cane, four months in prison and a $3,500 fine.

In 1994. - Good. - Or three. - That's good. - I think we'd have vanal it.

You think our shit would look like that if we did that shit here?

Fuck no, it would take about three people

getting cane and public for that stop. And if they don't stop, fucking sit 'em now in El Salvador. I don't give a shit. Nobody else here does either.

These are criminals, bro. No one even gives a fuck about 'em. People use them for their political agendas. That's it.

“- I was just going to say it actually gives a fuck.”

Because if they did, they let these people move into their homes. They let these people, they'd rehab these people. They let these migrants in. They don't do that.

They're all liars. It's all bullshit. - Why do they let that happen? Because they won that for the whole environment to be chaotic.

- Yeah, of course. - Oh, he got into more problems right after that. (laughing) - Well, I should have gave him a couple more weapons. He did, he did, he did turn his life around in 1998.

So that's good. But yeah, he got addicted to butting. - What the fuck? - What the fuck? (laughing)

- Huffin fuckin' hate fumes. - He told his parents it made him forget about what happened a single board. (laughing) - I'm gonna die.

(laughing) (laughing) (laughing) - Oh, obviously it didn't. - Bro, that's crazy.

- Yeah. - That's crazy man. You know, I grew up in household where you got your ass whipped. - Same, 100%. - And I was terrified to get my ass whipped.

- Same. - So guess what I didn't do. - Shit to get my ass whipped. - Same. - That's it, it's real fuck, it's real fuck, it's real fuck.

- They do that in India too. - Oh yeah, everybody born and raised in the '90s and '80s. We were all raised the same way universe. - Yeah. - If you do something bad,

there's an ass who put in the kitchen. - Yeah. - And you'll get your ass beat. - Yeah. And you know what, you grow up to be functioning members of society, right?

- Yeah, you could come and dentists. - That's right. You know, you do good things. - Yeah, man. - This shit's crazy though, man.

- Yeah. - So how do we get from the Jets crash? (laughing) - Taxpayer dollars and the ass whipping. Taxpayer dollars wasted.

- Everything always leads to capital punishment.

- That's right. - Bring it back. - I agree, dude. - And we really need to bring one. - Row one.

- I was a kid, they could whip your ass in school. - Oh yeah. - So we did that. - I got so much. - And that stopped in 2001.

- Yeah. - Because I got my ass whip by my principal. - Yeah. - In first grade. 2001, I remember it.

- And one of the things that was the first-- - Well, I was terrified. There was this one teacher, a fucking high school, dude.

“- Oh, you guys were getting your ass whip in high school?”

- Fuck yeah, bro. - Yeah, listen, dude. - That's crazy. - Tim Rame, who was down here the other day. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- His dad was a scariest motherfucker in high school. For one time, one time we were fucking around. And we were in a locker room, he was a football coach. And we were fucking around being dumbasses. And this dude, like, like, you know, the weight treats,

like a triangle on his own, he hit that thing with his forearm and knocked the fuck over. - Oh, fuck. - Yeah. - I'll never forget it.

- Yeah, that's how you should. - Yeah, I looked at that, I'm like, I'm shut the fuck up. (laughing) - Fuck, dude, fuck with Mr. Rame, bro. - Yeah, fuck with him.

- He's gonna bring the rain. - Yeah, well, I saw him. I'm ready to go bring the pay, bro. (laughing) Straight up.

(laughing) - That shit don't exist now. - No, bro. - Well, how you see these kids get in teacher's faces and shit. - It's evident, dude.

- Yeah. - But look at the teachers. They're all like the skinny little fucking political activists pussy. - Purple hair and shit, right?

- No. - One of the things that was of a biggest course of shock when I moved to America was kids were able to call protective services or police and stuff like that. - Oh, yeah.

- It was non-existent for me. And the other thing was, in somebody's cupboard to save you. - No, man. (laughing) - And the other thing was when I was in school,

everything was numbers here, everything was grades. Like when you score on test, it's like whatever out of 100. So that was cool. - In my school growing up all the way until I passed out college and stuff.

And here it's grades. So you don't actually know what's your score. Like I could do that. - Yeah, we had numbers, we had numbers. - Yeah, it was, yeah.

- So it was like 92 to 100 was an A, right? - Yeah, that's how you do it. - So that's like you're putting people in a kind of like a group. - Yeah, so a 34 could be the same group as a 54.

- Who's stupid you were. - Yeah, exactly. You could be like marginally B,

“but with a very good B, and you would never know.”

- So that was all there must to change that 'cause I did, our school was like yours. - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. - Yeah, it was taxpayer dollars wasted.

- Yeah, that's all. - Yeah, that's dope. - No text and a flying. - Yeah. - No staying in the cups in the cockpit.

- Yeah, that's right. - It's a cockpit for a reason. - Oh, come on. All right guys, let's not come on, that was good. (laughing)

- I'm not allowed to talk about that. (laughing) - Oh, this is it. Guys, jump into the conversation. Let us know down in the comments

what you guys think. Now I'm glad you guys were on the subject of, you know, reliving some teenage years and stuff 'cause we're gonna need it for headline three. Because our teens are out of fucking control.

Got to talk about it. That's gonna in Austin, Texas first, where we have three teens arrested

“for these 10 random weekend shootings across Austin.”

Two teens and a third suspect were arrested in connection with the least 10 random shootings in Austin over the weekend, leading to widespread terror among residents in a shelter in place or across a massive swath

of the Texas Capitol. A 15-year-old boy and a 17-year-old boy were arrested for the senseless gunfire, including two shootings at fire stations between Saturday night and Sunday morning,

Austin police chief Lisa Davis said during a press conference. Four people were injured during the weekend violence,

including one with critical injuries

and the three others with non-life threatening injuries Davis told reporters. They stole a total of four vehicles during the weekend. It's absolutely intact and it wasn't just Austin that was fucking tripping.

It's got a DC. There's a chaotic teen brawl. Those viral after teen terror prompts you at attorney Piero's plan to prosecute the parents. So this is another round of bullshit

coming out of our young teenage crowd. A massive brawl between young people inside that Chipotle restaurant in Washington, DC's Navy yard neighborhood has gone viral just days after U.S. Attorney Janine Piero vowed to crack down on the parents

of law break in juveniles. This is the video of the fight occurred Saturday night around 840 PM, but eight adolescents can be seen throwing punches and hurling restaurant furniture on one another as innocent bystanders hurdle for safety

in the corner of a restaurant check yourself. - They hurled. (dramatic music) (screams) - Oh my fucking god, drop down, drop down!

- Nope. Now my question is this, okay. I'm not gonna say it.

I will, it's always y'all.

(laughs) No wait, 'cause Austin, that wasn't us. - That's, well, okay, all right. - 50, 50 split. - I'm not saying it's all.

(laughs) (laughs) I gotta say it's all, but what is it he doing? It's always them. - Nope, I mean, my question is man, right?

'Cause you guys were just talking about, you know, the good way to fight him with that, by the way. Well, you guys call that technique. (laughs) (laughs)

- I'm just saying, at least you have people stay out of the schools this time. (laughs) (laughs) All right, fair enough.

(laughs) We'll be with the right direction. You're getting better. You're getting better, but my question is, like, what happened to the times like this?

You know what I'm saying when teenagers,

“that's how I grew up, man, everybody got along.”

- Dude, no big deal. - Like, nobody did that shit. - What? - Here's what happened. - What the fuck is this shit?

- He's got the asses behind, yeah. - That's what happened. Those kids got their asses beat.

These kids have never got their asses beat.

Those kids grew up understanding respect for other men and women. These kids didn't, it's very simple, okay? It goes back to what Zee was saying about the child protective services.

These kids can call fucking CPS and their family for getting a little swat on their ass. Okay, and then you have all these due gutters who were like, you should be able to put us your kids with no swat on their ass and they'll get it.

Well, maybe, but not all kids. - No. - Okay, and like, I'm not advocating for abuse, but let's be real about what abuse is. This is mother fucking abuse on the rest of society.

That's right, okay? So we're trading some accountability when they're young for these bigger worst situations when they're older that disrupt society in a major way, okay? So this is a failed fucking parenting strategy

in the flesh that we get to watch an observancy

We have all these people who grow up in these

“upper middle class scenarios who have never dealt”

with anything in reality, they've grown up pretty cushy and then they have these bleeding hearts for these people that would literally fucking kill them if they had the chance, okay? So we have to stop listening to those people

because they don't have the perspective to understand how to deal with violent people. We have to correct the behavior before it happens. And if we wanted to stop now, we need to hold the people accountable

who are doing the shit right now and such a harsh way that they're fucking terrified to do it again. That's it. And that will clear up society, literally overnight.

One of the other reasons why in the '90s and '80s kids were behaving in a different way

in a better way was when let's say

the kids were not getting canned by their parents and they did something stupid outside, the parents would go to the other parents and solve it out. - That's right.

- And that sometimes involved physical confrontation and that also was pretty universal. - Bro, when I grew up, other dads would be harassed. - Yeah, there was, I mean, they're holding the whole idea and it takes a village.

- Don't put your hands with more kid. - Well, your kid just fucking murdered a fucking dad. - That's right. - Oh, that's his right to do, no, it's fucking not. - No.

- So all this bullshit in this feel good nonsense, this is what it gets you. Like, I don't know what to tell you guys.

It's fucking, it's idealism versus realism.

It's what, you know, wish it was versus what it is. And what it is, it's totally different than what you wish it was. And if you want things to be good and you want a good meal and you want a good steak

and you want everything to be perfect, you can't complain about how the motherfucking steak's made. Every other fucking country on the planet that has a civilized society understands this except ours. - Bro, like, I can't take my fucking family

to fucking Chipotle, like that.

“- Well, I mean, look, dude, you know what I'm saying?”

Like, that's fucking insane, dude. Well, and then if you like do things like enforce a dress code or things that like, you try to politely curb your racist. Okay, so people to stop fucking, and I think they are. But we have to stop fucking, who gives a fuck?

Calls where I have to fuck you on. I don't want that shit in my fucking place. - Did you know it's hard? Like, how do they know which team they're on? 'Cause they're all wearing the same shit.

- Bro, like every other fucking country. - You fucking explain to me, 'cause I don't know either. How did they know what to do? - I don't even know what the fuck they're saying. - Yeah, I mean, either do y'all either.

- No, I don't think anybody this, but yeah, I mean, so they're going after the parents with this, which I think is a great start for sure. And it's so weird to bro, 'cause like this is a gap. - This is a gap.

- When you are fucking 12, 13 years old and you are a young man, you know right from all. - Yeah, period, no. Period, okay? If you're nine years old or you're eight

and these kids do some crazy shit because they saw it online, that's failed parenting. But when you get to be 13, 14, 15, you are a young man and you know the difference between right and wrong. And the reason this behavior happens is because they

understand exactly what I'm saying. And they know what the law says and they know that the law's not gonna hold them accountable so they are free to do whatever to fuck they want. So if they understand that, how come we don't understand that?

Why do we say, oh, whether they're only 15. Well, that 15 year old is fucking killed three people, right? Those two 15 year olds is 17 year old or whatever the fucking age where they just shot a bunch of firefighters trying to do their mother fucking job.

And we're gonna have bleeding heart careants trying to cry for these mother fuckers. Bro, we need to stop that shit and he's a stop.

“If you want to civilize society, that bullshit needs”

to either stop or we need to tell those people to shut the fuck up. - Can't have both. - No, yeah, yeah. And then, and they all think that these people are on their team. Oh, fuck, I voted for Obama, I'm your friend.

They don't give a fuck, they'll fucking kill you. I mean, everything that would happen to me well, that was your fucking mistake. - Yeah, yeah. Bro, what are these kids gonna do next?

- Yeah. - They're not gonna go to, they're not gonna get trouble for this. - No, the team's huge. - So what are they gonna do next time? - Yeah. - And what about the time after that? What about the guy on the Charlotte subway

that killed that poor girl and said I got that white bitch and has a wrap sheet, 47 fucking felonies long or whatever it is, okay? Like, we already know what happens to these people. So why are we allowing it?

And furthermore, why are we spending

and feed them and claw them and take care of them?

What the fuck are we doing? These people, criminals are fucking criminals, man. And they need to be handled like criminals. And I don't give a fuck at the white or the black or the yellow or the brown

or the fucking alien, I don't give a shit. You do fucked up shit, we're gonna do fucked up shit to you. And our fucked up shit's gonna be worse, so don't do that. Tell us how it has to be, man, it's how it has to be. I did, I did, so I pulled these pictures,

I just searched in reminds me. - I do think that the younger people right now are completely fucking sick of the shit.

“Well, that's why, I was gonna say that earlier,”

there's definitely a gap, from the 18 to like, 25, like that's a good group of people, it's reassuring to me. Sub 18 bro, it's like, what the fuck's going on? - That's sub 18, that's sub 18, it's the gap between like 35 and fucking 27 or like 27 and like 37.

It's that gap, that's the problem. - Yeah, the reason these kids are changing is because they look at the people older than them and like y'all are fucking crazy. - Yeah.

- You're a bunch of weirdos, they don't wanna be that. That's why the resurgence of church and Christianity and people are coming back. - Yes. - Yeah, yeah, if you guys are on the audio,

so I got some pictures up here. So I did like just a simple Google search, right? Like 19, I think I did like 1980s, 1990s kid or teenagers or them. Did you have any of these outfits?

- I have them all, bro. - All of them? - Which one? - Any of them, I mean, what's wrong with them? - I'm not, I'm just asked.

- That's just how I still roll. (laughing) - It's like you're talking about it. - Well, it's wrong with those outfits. - Not this wrong, dude, they know they look good.

“They're respectable kids, you know what I'm saying?”

Like, I mean, Liz and I know she's like, - Is that weird to you? - That shit don't look weird to me at all. - It just looks a little dated, do you have that jacket? - I wish I did, that red one?

- Yeah, I think it's pink, dude. - That's badass, if I made that motherfucker right now, we saw the fuck out of it. - Yeah, yeah, all right, do you have a skateboard too? - I did not have a skateboard, I was fat.

(laughing) That kids didn't skateboard, okay? - I hate shit. - And what the fuck is she carrying her hand? - What is that?

Is that a boom box? - I think it's a little radio. - Hmm. - That's what we used to do, dude. That means we're bringing a radio with some fucking,

do you understand this? - Having a Sony walk-in-hand of what is that thing? - That was a fucking huge thing, dude. - A huge thing. - If you had your friends, okay.

You'd have a fucking radio that was like the size of a shoebox or even, I mean, you guys had that much bigger, but... (laughing) (laughing)

- You know, like you guys just carry one of your shoulders. - That's right, that's what I'm saying. - What up, cracker? - Yeah, that's right, yeah, that's right.

- We always wanted to listen to you guys.

- Watch this fucking dance. - Listen, listen bro, this is no bullshit. - If the black guys had their fucking, they had their radio, we always wanted to be by them 'cause it was a much better radio, right?

“But here's the thing, the back, it's a truth.”

The back had a bunch of fucking D batteries. You packed in like seven, eight D batteries. You'd bring your little radio, you know, and you'd turn on the fucking music and people would chill and fucking hang out.

And that was cool, yeah, you know. Like they didn't, they didn't put in their headphones and listen to their own music while you're listening to your own, you're listening, it created a shared experience. - Okay.

- And like, you know, I'm kind of joking about the black guys, but not really, like dude, when hip hop came around, which I'm a huge fucking hip hop fan, it's the majority of what I listen to, you know, they made it cool to have a bigger stereo

and like, you know, the show's cool. And it wasn't like a white black thing.

It was never like that dude.

It became that when all these fucking idiots got convinced that they were like at the forefront of, you know, some sort of social justice movement that our head already happened. You know, like people in my age, like black and white,

like we look around, like the fuck is wrong with y'all? Like what is wrong with you guys? Now I'm glad they're figuring it out, but I mean, you know, it was just different. It was better, you know, that I read this piece of data

that shows that like 14 to 16 year olds are actually buying non-smart phones. - Really? - Yeah. - Really, like going back to the old school

and like next hills and shit. - Yeah, there's shared experiences bro. These are shared experiences, like this phone and social media has created an isolation vessel. - Yeah, we're alone together.

- Yeah, exactly. - Exactly. - Exactly. - I want to paper on that in college. - Yeah, it's real shit.

- Yeah, we're alone together. That's a fucking purpose way to the point. - To the point. - And like dude, you know, I mean, think how much more fun you have when you're with your homies

and like dude, and by the way, you know, you want friends that are different than you. Like that's what makes it fun. Like what kind of jokes can you tell, you know,

- Fuck, a black guy's a little bit good.

- Yeah, you know what this is. - You know what this is. - That's a fucking one. - The best moment in your life is when you forget to take the pictures.

- Yeah. - So most of the times, we are all so distracted on our phones, we kind of missed the moments. - Yeah.

“- That's why all the people are realizing this”

and they're finding new ways to get away from it. - Yeah. - And getting them more like-- - I don't even call that like six years ago. I told you we were gonna go back to that.

- Yes. - I think it was on a Q and a F or whatever. Like I know, but I mean dude, like, it's happening now. People create community, they create shared experience. They create interactions.

And, you know, it's funny because I watch all these like brand experts on the internet. And they're like, "Oh, it's brand new." It's like, "Well, fuck it, it's not what we've been doing

at the whole time." - Fuck you talking about. - You're brand new. - Yeah. - Yeah, that's right.

- Yeah. - Yeah, man. - Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think is the solution for this, down in the comments.

With that being said, it is time. Good sir. What a time. Time for our final segment. Guys, there's always.

We have thumbs up or dumb as fuck. That's where we bring a headline in. We talk about it. We vote on it. We give it one of these two options.

And we've got some Andy Domus. - Oh yeah. - Some more, huh? - Got some Andy Domus. With the receipt.

- Oh really? - With the receipt. - How is like that one the best? - Yeah.

- Well, guy go through the receipt first.

Pizza Hut. Pizza Hut's making some noise. They've made some changes. Some new people have come into the ecosystem. And we've talked about pizza.

Where episode was this? - 960. - Episode 960. - Okay. And this is a little clip where you were kind of foreshadowing.

And the whole theme of the show is the good old days. - Mm-hmm. - Right.

“- And that's what we're talking about now.”

- That's what I'm saying. - And we were talking about, I think you had brought up Pizza Hut. And what would be a good brand move for them? Let's check this out. - Pizza Hut has these retro locations, a few of them,

that are like, when you were a kid, you would go into Pizza Hut. And anybody my age understands what Pizza Hut was all about, bro. Like you would go in there, Joe, you know. You would go in it, red cups, red white checker tablecloth,

personal pan pizza, bucket stickers, fucking flat table, pat man. Like it was all, it was, they were awesome. Every Friday night you went to Pizza Hut. It had a smell.

Anyway, no, the smell was good, but it was a good smell. Oh yeah, bro. Anyway, they got some of these Pizza Huts. And I thought we should, for one of the day in the life, do like a road trip to one of these Pizza Huts

to the old school. So DJ I could see what it was like 'cause he didn't grow up in that era. - I'm down, bro. - I'm down.

- That's the thing. - Well, as long as I can use the same interests as everybody else. - Well, they got a different, they got a different water fountain. (laughing)

- Okay, so you just grabbed it, right? - You were setting the stage. And here we are, in May of 2026, let's check this clip out.

- That's amazing the comments we have about.

- They have the red cups. - Yeah, we do. - So you know, Sparks got his start working in a Pizza Hut that looked like this. He's now president of Dayland Corporation,

which owns this franchise and more than 80 others around the country. They've red decorated many restaurants to rewind the clock. It looks exactly like the one that I remember from one.

I was a kid. - Yeah, it's what we were after. - Some Pizza Hut classics are now top performing location, a customer show up for a piece of their childhood. - It's a great night memory.

- To share with their own kids. - When you finally find something that tastes how you genuinely remember it tasting, like you can't let it go. - People come from two and three hours away

and I'm not making it up. - More restaurants are serving up nostalgia. Franchise is like Burger King and KFC returned to old school logos and packaging in recent years.

That Pizza Hut, they even brought back Pac-Man. - Look at that. - This works. This is much more than a game. It's a mission to rebuild places where families can connect.

- If we can get them in here as a family, they do tend to put their phones down. They actually have conversations and speak with each other. I'm gonna tell you, I know how to fix the world, but I do think that family is a good place to start.

He hopes to renovate more of his restaurants as long as he can find enough of those lamps. - They're hard to get. - Yeah, they're almost impossible to get. - A familiar taste.

- Oh, cheers. - Cheers, though. - Bringing people together. - Just like I remember it. - It says, "If they listen to you,"

he said, "Cheers, brother." - Yeah, he just said, "Cheers, okay." - That's why I'm gonna listen to show. - Yeah. - But he's smart, that's smart.

“That's how you're supposed to do it, okay?”

By the way, this would be a good time to let you all know.

So if you would like to hire me to consult

for your business, that is something that I will now do, directly for your business. So, and it costs a lot of fucking money, but I know how to motherfucking win. And if you wanna win, you'll hire me.

That guy listened to some free game and now he's crushed it, okay? I wanna go now, like I have to go. It's not that hard, bro. It's really not.

There's a tremendous effort, I shouldn't be saying this now, now that I'm starting my thing. But there's a tremendous opportunity for all businesses to think about how things were

and to implement those things moving forward. Where are we gonna go? - Yeah. - Where are we gonna do? We're gonna fucking download some fucking pizza

“into our fucking face, like with the fuck are we doing?”

Okay, if you wanna win, you got to stand on the other side of where everybody else is. That is the game. - Yeah, speaking of it, you know what I think we should also bring back.

Remember, like fucking six years ago,

when I told everybody on Q&AF, over and over and over again, on our, like, dude, businesses were gonna move back towards pro-America, pro-freedom, pro-America values.

Remember that? When I said that, let's think about the brands that are kicking everybody's ass now. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, bro. - Bro, I have a gift that I can see down the pipe

further than everybody else. That is just the way I've been gifted with it. So if you want me to come fix your shit, reach out, pay me money, and I'll guarantee you that you're gonna fucking win.

This guy's smart. - Bro, smart dude, right there. - Super fucking smart dude. - I know he's gonna kill it. They just set it, they're outperforming

all the other locations. - Bro. - That's fucking awesome dude. - You know what, I would like to see back, make a comeback, even though I don't, I don't like him.

- The Mayflower? - Well, I was gonna say smoking. - Bring back, like smoking everywhere, bro. - Fuck, you need to slice the pizza. - You know, there's fucking fun.

- Because like, people are starting to smoke cigarettes again. - Yeah, I'm starting to see that now. - Yeah, it's weird. - You know why?

'Cause they don't give a fuck. - 'Cause shit's so miserable. - Everybody think he's killing us anywhere. - Yeah, they're like, (laughing)

- I won't fucking smoke. - Fuck, fucking frauds.

“- I don't remember what movie I was seeing,”

but I was seeing a movie from the '80s and this guy was smoking inside an airplane. - Oh, bro, that was normal shit. - Yeah, that's crazy. - That was what you do.

There's still an airplane flying with fucking ass trades in him, which is, that's a problem of itself. - Yeah. - Like, you'd be to tell me the six bit of the air

since then, I don't know about that. But dude, like you would go, you could, look. Every car, okay? Would have an ass trade, not like in the middle of the car, but like on the door, like you flip it over

and you, you know what I'm saying? - Yeah, I used to play my grandpa. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You flip it back and forth, right? - Oh yeah?

- Yeah, my dad used to have this girlfriend that smoked in the car, bro, and she fucking hated us. (laughing) She hated me in Salbro, and she'd roll them all the fucking windows up with a high box.

- Oh, oh, it was horrible. I'll never forget it. - That's terrible. - Yeah. - I don't like the smell of it.

- No, nobody does. - I don't like the smell of it. - Nobody does, but like, if you're, look, man, if they're putting shit in our water, if they're fucking putting shit in the air,

if the world's gonna end, no one gives a fuck. - Just like the fuck it, I'm gonna smoke some cigarettes. - Nighted up. - Like, I've seen more people smoke some cigarettes than I've seen in a long time, and I've seen it online, too.

- Yeah, yeah, it's making a comeback. - Fuck, the five years ago, bro, it was like, if you smoke cigarettes, it was disgusting. - Yeah, I mean, I still think it's disgusting, but I mean, dude, I'm seeing a lot of people do it, man.

- A lot of people do it. - Yeah, they were shit. - Yeah, bro, nostalgia dog, look at that. - Yeah. - I mean, the way things are going now,

they probably told us that cigarettes are killing us, it's probably a life source, isn't it? (laughing) (laughing) - Really, dude.

- The iconic pizza, bro, came out pizza. - Bro, every bar, every bar used to go into people smoke. And like, if you went into a restaurant,

they had a bar and a restaurant, the bar was always smoking.

And it would go in the rest of the restaurant. Like, that was just normal. - Yeah, it was normal. - It's crazy. - Yeah, I mean, you go into a plate, bro,

you would smoke like fucking shit the next day. - Yeah, but everybody smoke like, so you don't need to... - They're closed, like you could, yeah, dude. It was gross.

But, it is weird to see. It's very weird to see people smoking again. But, I promise you, it has to do with what I'm talking about. - Yeah, yeah. - People don't give a fuck, they're like, fuck it.

And you know what, American needs that. American needs more fuck it. - That's right.

“- That's why we got in a situation to start with.”

- You gotta, you gotta say fuck it to unfuck it. - That's right. - You know what I'm saying? - You know how you always say, like history repeats itself.

The culture and the fashion also has a cyclical way of repeating.

- So when we go in. - Now? - I promise, and I could take some fucking pizza right now. - I'm telling you, dude, the inside of a pizza hut. The classics like that.

It's one of my, I'm not making this up. It's one of my greatest memories as a kid. It was going to pizza hut. - Yeah. - There was a pizza hut.

You know, on Tash, I'm fairy.

“If you go up towards Limber, you know where Hessler's pub is?”

- Yep. - That building, that's like, right next door to it, that was a pizza hut. - Got it. - You can tell because it looks like a pizza hut.

- It's like transgender. - Exactly. (laughing)

- You could always say that pizza hut.

No matter what it is today, it used to be a pizza hut. - Well, I was looking for that clip. I found three other episodes where you talked about pizza hut, but it was always for the transgender.

- Well, I was true. - Right. - Fucking metaphor for it. - True. - You could drive by a pizza hut.

And no matter what it is, you know that that was a pizza. - You know what was there. - Okay. - You know what was there. So it's, it is what it is, man.

And no one's going to be like, "Oh, that, that was never a pizza hut." - That's right, that's right, that was born. - That was kind of like a pizza hut, and I don't think it was ever a pizza hut.

- It just opened up as a veterinary office. - Oh, motherfucker, that's a pizza hut. (laughing) - It still a fucking pizza hut, right?

“So anyway, but that was where the pizza hut was.”

And we used to go up there all the time, dude, and like we go in there, you know, they had the pizza, I loved it 'cause I was the back kid. - So how much was the average pizza on that time?

- Fuck, I don't know, I wouldn't pay for it. (laughing) I was, I had no idea, dude, the sodas came out and the picture like that, like the dude was the shit. - Just great.

- It was the shit, you know what I was saying in school called Book It, you know what Book It is? - Yeah, it's a scholastic club, or whatever. - No, Book It was like you read a book and you got a sticker, okay?

And you got four stickers, you got a free pizza, pizza hut. So like, I definitely pretended like I read all these books. - Dead, sign this real quick, yeah. - Give me that stickers, man. - My dad would do it too,

because he wouldn't pay for a pizza. - But I was a ponderosa kid, you know, ponderosa was awesome. - Yeah, bro, fuck it phenomenal. - What was your favorite thing in there?

- The roast. - My favorite thing was the bread and chicken wings. - The bread, oh yeah, it's kind of like-- - The drumnies, yeah, like those. - Bro, I'd stack up fried drumnies, fresh fries.

- Ponderosa used to be good, man.

“- Bro, you should put your buffet used to be good too.”

- That's the problem, bro. Big corporate America, fucks everything, right? Used to be able to go to an old country buffet. - Now they got golden crown.

I've never been in a golden crown.

- But don't. - Well, I'm sure because it's a massive business and they're doing everything. Like do you look, you should be able to go to an old country buffet, dude.

And like the food was like real food. - Yeah. - Like it was good. - Like you go in there and you'd be like, fuck you. To my grandma make the shit, like this is some good shit.

And then big corporations take over and they go to scale and they cut and they cut and they cut and they cut and they cut and now you're eating, you know, dehydrated fucking bullshit. - Yeah, dude.

- Yeah, dude. And that's what ruins, that's what ruins everything. It's, it's greed, it's what it is. You know, if you make a great product, keep making a great product.

Because everybody else is gonna water their shit down and you're gonna end up with something that stands above everybody else's. Don't cut corners, don't make it cheap, don't fucking, you know, just do what you do and do it well, bro.

People will pay for that. - That's real, bro. That's real. Thumbs up to this guy. - Yeah, man.

- Smart dude. - I've seriously wonder if he does listen to the show. - Yeah, be curious, no. - I hope he does. - I bet he does.

- I bet he does. - Looks like so. - I mean, he does and he said, cheers, bro. - Yeah. - Like, that's the tell.

- Right. - There we go. - Hey man, if you do listen to the show, I don't remember where his name was. Come on, the show.

- Yeah, let's talk about that, come on. I like this guy. - Yeah. - Look, bro, he's definitely one of us. Look, he's got the shaved head, he's got the beard.

You know, this guy was a wild fucking animal when he's on the camera. (laughing) - This is a tarps off motherfucker right here. (laughing)

- Full circle. - Yes. - And if you don't listen to the show, you fucking need to. - Yeah, no, dude, he's wearing a black shirt. - Yeah.

- This dude is going tarps off at the fucking Cardinals game with us. - 100%. - 100%. - That's a cool dude right there.

- Smart, too. - I'm ridd it, man. - Yeah. - I'm ridd it, man. - Well, guys, Andy, I like guy.

- Yeah, well, me too. - All right, so don't be a ho.

- That's true, yeah, you never sleepin' on the floor.

Now my jury box froze, fuck up, fuck up, fuck the stove. Counting millions in the coke, bad bitch. Who the smoke got a on bank, bro. Can't vote, does it know, can't shot, case, clove, clove.