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never hear the yuckier your yam except for today.

It's Uncle Kibi, keep a winner, girl. - Yeah, no, today we're yuckin' yams. - So yuckin' yams, yuckier y'all. - Kind of, yucks me out a little bit. - Yeah, yeah, what are you gonna do anyway?

So here we are back together, and this is kind of the embarrassing, you know, Uncle Kibi and I were just catching up, and we talked about like, hey, what did we spin the wheel? We forgot to spin the wheel last week,

but we decided this was gonna be a non-canonical episode. We will have a wheel spin, we won't have a mailbag,

“and that's what we're doing here today, okay?”

- Yeah, we forgot, and you know what, the listeners forgot too, 'cause nobody's like, hey, you declared non-canonical and then sort of said goodbye. So it's on them also. - Yeah, we made a head something else coming up.

Remember, I had a hard out or something like that. But anyway, so we will spin the wheel today. We will, not of the mailbag, and hopefully next time we'll have a canonical episode

of you for Renap, but I do think, ultimately,

people are like, hey, they're just happy there's an episode, who cares about the numbers? - No, I think, yeah, especially a non-canonical, it gives them an extra episode, so they weren't gonna point it out. - But I tend to listen to the Renap episodes

when they come out, okay, it's to come out over the weekend, and I feel like that there's not a lot of podcasts that come out over the weekend generally, and that's ultimately, this by number one time for releasing podcasts, to all the podcasters,

aspiring podcasters out there, put some podcasts out over the weekend. It's like, hey, it's Saturday, I'm doing stuff around the house, I'm looking for a 12 podcast to listen to, and I've got like two new ones. - We should put that in our, like any, you know, advertising stuff.

Like, number one Saturday, every weekend, the better a 10. - That's right. - So, go to what end. - Big news for the podcast listeners, of course these podcasts are audio only, which is a little bit

of a rarity, and here is Uncle Kevy, I mentioned last time out that he had a very bushy beard, so much so he was concerned that perhaps that he was going to choke the death, or die of lack of oxygen from his mustache hairs,

tying, getting tied together, where he wouldn't be able to breathe. Luckily, that is no longer concerned, because Uncle Kevy is clean-shaven. - Yeah, I got rid of the beard. I think this is my strategy, is like,

grow at the beard for five or six weeks, completely take it off and rinse and repeat 10 times a year. - Mm-hmm. - So, I only have to shave 10 times a year then, you're good. - Yeah, you're so ready to go, fresh face.

- I feel like I look older, but sure. - He look older, okay, all right, so here we are. Got a lot of feedback, I feel like after the bracket that we did last time out, where we took confessions from the listeners.

- Yeah, you said the monoculture is people's weird stuff for confessions and people still care, so. - Yeah, we did get a bunch of feedback, we saw the picture of Sheridan's, the disgusting sort of stuffed animal that she murdered

or her dog murdered. Did you see the guy Vijay who went to a Kiva Academy in one stand-o-eye? - I would say the Kiva is the future, is there a slogan? - Kiva hashtag, the future is a key for us.

- The future is a key for us. - Yes, that's what the hashtag is. - This part might be, yeah, yeah, that's this week that's the way to get into the NAP Facebook group. - That's like the future.

- The future is a key for us. - Make that like my Twitter banner. - Yep, all right. So we're here to go over the yums that people wrote in. How was the response?

Did people really take to this?

“Did you have to, that's a pregnant pause,”

as they say. - No, I was reading one or two more comments from the, try, and nobody, by the way, gets the hot cause of. - Mm-hmm. - No one is good.

- No, yeah, we got a ton of, I'll say this, we got a ton of ton of responses. We did not give them a very specific, we just said like, "Yuck, you're young. How would you describe it?"

If you were like, "Hey, what's the podcast this week?" Someone asked you, "How would you explain it?" - I think that here's how I'm looking,

People are going to tell us the most disgusting things

that they actually like, and we're going to say, you liked that, that's disgusting. And the more repulsive it actually is, as long as people didn't lie and say like, "Oh, I like, like, licking tarantulas

that are covered in hot sauce." I'd say, "It's so gross." That's really good, but they really like it. - Right, yeah, we'll try and see if there's a liar in our midst. So we got a ton of response.

The one thing I will say is,

“and people did, I think, the exact way you explained it,”

mostly disgusting, but some of it is like, more unusual, or I like this, I bet you won't type things, but yeah, that's the set. Your explanation, I think, is what the listener's followed. - Good.

- It was your explanation, it was the exact same thing,

but I didn't know if they would go gross,

or just like, I like this, you don't. - Yeah, it's like, here's a disgusting one, yeah, I like, but you don't. What's a Kiva, can you tell us something? What's the most disgusting thing that people

will say, "Yuck, that you like." The most disgusting thing that I like, that most people probably would not. So I will say the listeners, mostly wrote in about food, like the majority was food,

and I don't know if I've any gross food habits. There's a couple of Jewish foods that, like, I feel like a filter fish, not filter fish, but-- - Funny names that we've had it, I feel like it would be scary.

I feel like you people would, if somebody liked that, I'd be like, especially the canned version, people would be like, "Oh, yeah."

- I don't know, what's so gross that I do, I'm not sure.

Bring my wife in here, should probably have a little bit. - Yeah, I wouldn't mind eventually, one of these days, the full Jewish foods tasting, but people get very excited if I say that, like, "Okay, we'll do it at the live show.

It's just got to be organic." If I'm into the same town as Uncle Kiva or something. - Yeah, for the same place I would love,

“I think it would be very fun to do that.”

- Yeah, and I wouldn't be offended, like I know a lot of the stuff at least looks gross. I wouldn't be horrified if you're like, "Ooh, what's that?" - Yeah, I probably the thing that I do, and I think I've talked about this before,

is, and I don't do it that much these days, but I will eat, I like cottage cheese, like to put it on different foods. I'll put cottage cheese on pasta with sauce, or sometimes I just cottage cheese and sauce

in the microwave, with some chicken, is a kind of a cheap meal, like lasagna that is not bad, but people get really turned off by a cottage cheese. But I wouldn't say it's like, "Oh my God, that's my craving." It's like, there's a lot of things like,

I tolerate for the nutritional value, but I wouldn't necessarily say, "That's my yum." But it's not bad, it's better than you think, yeah. - Yeah, so I would say that would not come close to have made the bracket.

- Okay. - That's not gross enough. - All right, the bracket. Do you think my wife's not here? She would be the, she would be a yuck. - But that being said, it was so big.

- There were so many food takes. - Yeah. That I only had one food region. - Oh, okay, well, what are the, what are the regions? - So, no, so the other ones are just normal,

but I'm saying, I made a specific food group. - Okay, food habit region. - Yeah, now people didn't write in with like, they're like bedroom yums, right? - No, no, this is not going to happen again.

- Say that for 32 fans, okay? Say that for 32 fans, the week that Peter is not there. - That's why you do one of the 32 fans Patreon,

“that's what you should call it, 32 fans after dark.”

- After dark, yeah, 32 fans are, I like that. - 32 AD, yeah, so I, no, no, it was really nothing. Maybe it's a little bit of a scatological humor, I'm not even sure if I made the bracket, but really nothing, nothing, you know,

this could be interesting. - No, Rex Ryan stuff, for anything like that. - Maybe a little Rex Ryan stuff, but really nothing, you know, it's pretty, it's a gross podcast, but it's PG-13.

- Okay, that's right. All right, Akiva, where do you wanna start? Are these seeded? - They're not seeded, some are like making, - Remember that?

- I do remember that. Last week, I, I, I see a job of making. You have that on the main one or you have the really? - Yeah. - You have the, you have the pull that one up.

I think, I think you still sell seeds, baby shirts, and the RHP still, - And you can still get them. - Yeah, we don't retire the old shirts. - No. So no, last week there were so many like for likes,

but this week everyone's like, these are weird things. So we're just gonna have some, this is a strange thing I do versus this is a strange thing

All right, so let's start, number one.

“This person, she says, I love to put Kleenex in my mouth.”

I don't swallow it, but I stuff it in my mouth, and I chew on it until the entire Kleenex is fully moist, and then I throw it in the garbage. - But why? - I love this, I love this sound that makes on my teeth.

I love the feeling of it starting out dry and then getting wet as I type this out. It's hard not to make it sound sexual, but it is 100% not, it was a craving, I got when I was pregnant for some reason,

just stuck with me, yes, I know I'm weird. - Yeah, these are good, this is a good bracket so far. - This is good, because I would not like that. I would not like that at all. - This gives me this actually, like, yeah, I'm like,

when I go through the bracket, I was like, this is a good one, and now I'm like, I regret saying that out loud, it's a good one. - I don't know if I can get the Hebrew G-Bruz, but if I could, I would.

Yeah, that's really yucky, I would not like, I would not like a tissue in my mouth. Just the idea of having it on my tongue, stuck to me, oh, that's like, I'm like, but the opposite of your mouth watering is,

that I am, but the moisture is leaving my mouth.

I've never, I've heard women experience this,

but I've never experienced this myself where my wife has said this, I have this effect on her. This is very interesting. - Yeah, I wouldn't have guessed,

I thought some of them was like, okay, I kind of would have assumed that that's a thing or this is bizarre, like this, and she said I know it's weird. - Yeah, well that's why she sent it

into the yuck, my yum bracket. - 'Cause some people were like, no, I like this, other people don't like it, I'm right,

“and I think she at least realizes this is a very unusual.”

- No, and I like, also, I was hoping that that we would get this also, tell us why you like it, not even like, hey, I like hot sauce, looking at tarantula, covered in hot sauce,

but cause, like, well, what is it about that that you like?

- Yeah, so she did a good explanation. - Yeah, because this person thinks what they do is weird, but normal. - Okay. - They say, even as an adult in my forties,

if there is Elmer's glue around, I will cover my whole hand in it so I can peel it off. - Listen, but I bet, let's do that, they fit it. - Okay, but I bet, I'm not going to be the only person to say that.

- Yeah, I mean, who am I supposed to say? - It hasn't done that. - I mean, maybe when I was four. - Yeah, I would say, as of somebody, you know, in my later middle ages, I have not done that recently.

But, hmm, this is a manor woman. - A woman, okay, these are both women.

“- Okay, interesting that it's a woman who's doing this,”

so I can do feel like that this is like the type of childish behavior. I can more easily imagine a man doing. So she's fun. - But maybe the man wouldn't even realize it was weird. Maybe they have more self-awareness towards weirdness.

- Yeah, and she's a fun lady who's doing this. But the fact that many people have done this, I feel like this is not as yucky as the stick a Kleenex in your mouth for a while. - Yeah, and chew on it and moisten it.

So I would say very much that the Kleenex theater. - Kleenex eating is going through. - Okay, now I will add, not everyone is gross. I didn't think we should have just 32 gross things. So some are just more unusual than gross, okay?

- Okay. - But that'd be all right, the next thing, right? - Well, it's not, I mean, we're gonna yuck there, yum. - Yeah. - So they have to be yuck.

- All right, let me hear, let me hear what you're thinking. - Those are said on hot days when my car, which has a black interior, has been sitting in the sun for eight plus hours. I will get into it and sit there for at least 10 minutes,

just a minute. - Do you like the car noises? - Yes, I do like the car. You just had those, or, you know, you came up with them quite like.

Try to be, I felt like that when I went to the Seeds Baby, I felt like you chastised me for being too slow on the soundboard. - No, I wasn't too slow. I was being a joke that that was not at the top

of the soundboard anymore. - No, no, I didn't. (laughing) - It happens to be some reason on the search function and then the Renap Soundboard.

- Got it. - Yeah, we used to talk about it all the time. So, all right, so this person gets into their boiling hot black car, or at least black interior. And bakes in it for 10 minutes.

- Yes, by the way, it could be dangerous. - I mean, listen, sauna is a good for you. - Yeah, I guess this is their sauna. Bill Simmons has been posting like sauna reviews recently.

but, yeah, he's a, he's a cold guy, right?

“He goes, but he goes, no, he has a hot tub.”

- Oh yeah, he does have the hot tub. Yeah, he has the hot tub in his backyard. - How do you confuse those two things? - I don't know, long day. - Yeah, you could be a hot end of cold guy.

- You could be a hot guy in a cold guy. - Mm-hmm. - Yeah, so Bill Simmons, though, he does, he posts from the sauna, and I totally get it, it's like, "Hey, I'm gonna do the sauna, but I also,

I gotta make it productive." Like, he's sick like me. - Yeah, yeah, like, these 20 minutes, I, you know, I have to at least make some content. - Yes, yes.

So how do I maximize the use of this time? It's a sickness, okay. But, okay, so you get in the hot car for 10 minutes. That's what this is. - Yeah, get in the hot car for 10 minutes.

- Okay, I enjoy that too.

- You've never done this.

- What, sit in the hot car? - A boiling hot car, so it's the sun for eight hours you get in, and you don't even turn on the car. You just sit there for 10 minutes. - I don't sit there for 10 minutes,

because I have things to do, but I feel like that the sensation of getting into a boiling hot car is not necessarily unpleasant at first. - I'd say like the worst sort of like the craziest, like physical, I don't know,

I don't even like breakdown I ever had was, I was, I was with my wife, and she went into a, she's like, I just need to do a return. You know, this story usually there's no line, I'll be back in 90 seconds.

- Okay. - At some times your wife for your mom say that, and it's not 90 seconds. - Yeah. - So I was sitting there, it was pre-smart phone error. So I don't even know what I was doing in the car.

I might have even been like having mapping or something. In a park car. - Yeah. - And she must, it was the summer, or it was like June, and she must have gone over a half hour.

- Yeah. - And when she came back, I was like sweating and gross,

and I basically like almost like fainted when I,

like basically my body stopped working when I got next. Like I, I like, was, I was like so baked. - That I went to the cold water. I like ran into a cold shower, and then like, I got to the cold shower,

and I was shivering like uncontrollably. - Yeah. - For like a long time. So then I got back into a bath, and then my dad called his friend who was a cardiologist,

'cause he thought I was having like a heart attack. - Yeah. - And he's like, this is the first person I've ever treated in the bath, Achiva. But if I like lifted a finger above the water,

I would start shivering uncontrollably. And then I was fine.

“I remember it was like, it was, yeah, it was,”

there was a lot going on. I had like my whole body broke down from sitting in the car base. - Yeah. - And my mind broke down.

- Well, you know, my brain. - People do sauna, like that is a thing that people do. So you can survive it. I don't how long you were asleep for in the car. How long was your wife's return at the store?

- I would say 35 minutes, probably. - 35 minutes, yeah, that's maybe that's too much. So yeah, it's dangerous. And of course, everyone knows like, sometimes God forbid, people leave babies in a car,

whatever. - Sure. - And baby is different than, you know, grown ass man. - Yeah, but you could sort of like pass out

and then that's it, like known would help you. It is dangerous. - Yeah. - Okay. - All right, so they do that.

And then this is just, this is not gross, but it is the thing that they think of strange. This person says, I'm fine going to bar trivia night solo. And if people ask me to join their team, I will always deny them.

I used to have trivia nights at the hotel bar. The workouts I have a leg up on what type of questions might come up. But I'd like to go alone and test my knowledge. My team name is Two Kids in a Trench Co,

which I think is clever in hilarious and most of the reason why I play solo. - So this person really don't-- - They go to trivia and they go to themselves, but they refuse to join any other teams.

- The team, they're like, hey, you're alone. - They're not there. - I usually don't-- - But then I was thinking-- - I was thinking reading this.

- Yeah. - Well, I was thinking, what if they're so good, they destroy the other teams. He says, no, I usually don't crack

but I'm half of the teams, but I've never gotten less.

- Okay, so I would say that the person who goes to trivia by themselves, to me, that is-- Well, I guess, which is Yuckyer-- - I think the car is pretty, I-- - See, I would sit in a high car for 10 minutes.

- So you wouldn't go to trivia by yourself. - Yeah, I probably wouldn't go by myself.

“And so, I don't know, what should be the tiebreaker here?”

- I mean, I mean, I guess the Yucky index is the more true, he's not that Yucky. - Yeah. - Even though-- - Yeah, but could we text Brandon Donlin

to be the tiebreaker? - Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay, Donlin could be the tiebreaker. - Okay, here, let me see, let me just get 'em on. - Well, you know what, honestly,

the RHAP staff is like, whatever they're working on

is probably, like, they're probably work. I hope my dream is, everybody when they're not interacting with me is like, working independently on productive things. So, he doesn't need to be here for 90 minutes, like, in my dream, like, everybody's like,

really being, like, doing very productive stuff rather than just, like, sitting and waiting for me to ask in my question on podcasts. - Yeah, I'm sitting around just waiting for you. - I know the listeners like,

"Well, I just get 'em in here, but like, there's not there. It's so much other stuff." Like, think about all the things, or think about all the complaints that you have about RHAP, think about it.

Like, I get literally hundreds. Imagine, like, the people were fixing those complaints. They're probably not, but imagine they're probably not. - They're probably not. - There's no way they are.

- That would be my dream, and also your dream, that the team was like fixing all the problems in the time that they're not interacting with me.

“- Well, I think all I should be is perfect.”

There's no problem, which is just coming up. - Yeah, I'm a realist, okay? All right, some type breakers from a Renapp bracket. Okay, all right, so let's go to the next one while I text him.

- We'll get back to that. - Okay, you gotta wild to get to the next round. - Okay, this person says, I am obsessed, capital letters, with my inner-year camera. I bought off Amazon.

- Oh, my wife just got one. - I did not know this was a thing. - Yeah, I'll tell you about it. - The grosser, my ear is, she says, the better. - Better.

- I'm actually really disappointed when there's nothing to pick out. I try to save it for every few days. I'll even take screenshots so I can look at it later if it's really gross.

- Yeah, so my wife had one. It took her a while to say,

because she looked, I think she, at first,

I was like, what the hell are we doing here? Why are we ordering a inner-year camera? She claimed it was an accident, which was kind of worse. It's like, oh, that's not what I ordered,

but then of course we used it.

“I think she thought it was something to remove”

that your wax, I said, this is a camera. And then she was, I asked her something and she was trying to figure out how to work the camera. And then she's like, oh, okay, I'll just stop what I'm doing. I'm gonna help you, I'm like, all right, fine,

I'll let me set up your camera. Anyway, that's not important. - I don't know how you accidentally buy something like that. - I don't know either. I think one of my kids was complaining

that they have your wax, and I think she thought it was, something that my wife doesn't have her glasses on and just will be buying things. And she did not read the fine print here.

Where I would like any decision that I need purchase that I'm gonna make, I'm gonna like, painstakingly go over it for days. So, yeah, she bought the inner ear camera. We were trying it out.

I would say that I didn't realize how much hair is in your ear canal. - Oh, ma'am. - That was the shockingly room. I did not see a lot of wax,

but I didn't probe super deep. - Yeah, and you could put it in multiple people's ears. That's fine. - I think so. It's not here.

Oh, I'm Brandon Donlin is here. - Okay. We could just get him quick. Maybe easier to just set this up. Brandon, okay, here's Brandon, Brandon, so.

So I said that I'm, my dream is, I hope everybody is like Sam's not here. My dream is everybody's doing really productive stuff. All we were recording the podcast, but I did it.

- We got a type breaker. - Yeah, I'm ready for a type breaker. This is a yuckier yon bracket. Where listeners wrote in with things they like, but other people will think are is yucky.

Do you think, which is yuckier to you? Sitting in a hot black car for in the sun, for 10 minutes for fun, or to, what was the second one? - Oh, yeah, go to bar trivia.

- Oh, yeah, go to bar trivia.

- And never join anybody else's team.

- Oh, no, that, I like that. I like that better.

“- Okay, I think I do it more by the other thing.”

- Yeah, we'll do that. Why would anybody sit in the black car by themselves? - You know, a lot of people enjoy getting the heat shock proteins. - I've never once gotten a heat shock protein.

I'd love to get a heat shock protein. - Yeah, well, I went to the doctor last week, he's like, how can you, you're light on heat shock protein? - No, it's okay, listen, it's good for you. This isn't a hot, you know, for, you know,

it's like a 30 minutes. - Yeah, like a sauna, which I've never participated in. No, I think I'm in on going, if you're a good at bar trivia, why do you need other people? They slow you down.

- Okay, I'm gonna mean, you're not good. - You're not good, this person's dead, they're not good. - Yeah. - Well, neither am I. - Yeah, but if you need me, I'll just in the background.

- Okay, all right, so Grocer is the hot car.

- All right, so, in your,

in your, your camera is gonna go up against, this isn't Grocer at all. This is just, they think it's weird. I like to join small town Facebook groups just to see the drama.

- Hmm. I both have their appeal, I would think.

“But I think what I would find satisfying is,”

you know, you have the inner ear camera, but I would find very satisfying to remove any inner ear, like I wouldn't be like, oh, wow, that's gross in my ear. I am not cleaning it.

I watched, you know, an Instagram ad for this thing that it was almost like, you like power wash your inner ears, and it was like, look at all the wax that's in. Look at the disgustingness is everything

that comes out and like, wow, I need that. But then I started to do some read, like,

is it good to power wash your inner ear

with like explosive forces of water? And I said, I don't know, I don't know if I want to take that chance. - How many people say it's not good? - I say it's not good, but I have to say,

watching people do it is very satisfying. - Interesting, so I think we found something that I think is objectively weird that Rob, I didn't even know it existed in your camera's Rob, has recently joined

the inner ear, you know, cult apparently. - Yeah. - And thinks it's normal now, but I want to yuck your y'all and say, this is obviously gross.

- Oh, I don't think it's normal, I'm saying, I think what's weird here is like, I want it my ear to be as dirty as possible, 'cause I like to look at it,

“and that's the part that I think is the,”

well, that's what you're saying. - But I like the idea of like, wow, now I'm not, you ever watch like, if somebody has like a TikTok of like, hey, I'm going to wet back this carpet, like I look at clean, I'm gonna get this.

- I don't like that stuff. - You don't like that? - No, I think that there's something that's very satisfying of like, look at this huge mess, and then by the end of this video,

it's going to be clean. Look what we did before and after, check this out, this is out gross. But the idea of, I want the ears to be as dirty as probably, it's like, you like, you run out of ears,

it's like you have the inner ear camera, it's like, okay, can I? - Can I? - Can you look in your ear? - And you're not grossed out that it's someone else's

you're all either. - No, I don't think it'd gross me out, but I think what we grossed me out is like, okay, I want it to be bad, and then like, I was kind of hoping that it would be worse,

and I'm like, okay, well now we can fix this. Now I'm like, imagine what my hearing will be, 'cause I do have my ear buds in most of the time when I'm podcast. - Yes.

- Yeah, the ENT, the last time I went, which was like 15 years ago, he said that there's a lot, like I got the worst ears he's ever seen. - Worst ears ever.

- Yeah, yeah, he's a veteran ENT, and he's like, there's bad stuff going on. And I was thinking, and this is ironic,

“those were sent to sin, I think would be very opposed”

to this idea. - Yeah. - What about an inner ear vacuum, your socks up? - Well, it's safe, but it's like a safe one, you put it in and maybe it makes a fun noise,

and then boom, everything's gone. - I don't know, I'm burst your bubble, but I don't think definitely inner ear vacuum, I think you look, like all the vacuum, they have like the wet stuff, and they have cute tips,

but it's an actual vacuum. But I'm talking about it, my wife is talking about it. - I'm going to buy one by accident pretty soon. (laughing) - Here, Amazon, inner ear, ear wax,

removal kit, with five levels of strong suction, USB rechargeable, does it have the camera oil? - So it is an actual vacuum? - And it can't suck up your vacuum, your wax.

- I don't know how dangerous it is to do it yourself. - Because some of these things don't actually need yourself, yeah. - Yeah, here, can I show you, this is the woosh pro by black wolf is the power washer

for the inner ear.

You never wanted to power wash your ear drums?

- I kind of do, but I like the idea of calling it a vacuum. - Watch the video, I'm not even saying to do it. I'm saying to, you stick this thing in, and it's like, and then they show you like how all of the gross stuff that comes out.

So here's this guy, he's like sticking this thing in there, and then they always have to show you like, ooh, look at, oh look at all of these disgusting stuff that comes out. - The disgusting stuff, it's so handy to be there.

- This guy must not have been there. - No, well yeah, this guy maybe has no ear, hair in the inner ear. But, and that's the part that I think is appealing. Get your gross stuff out, I don't want to look at the gross stuff

in. - Do you have any a take on the woman who joins random small town face? - No, I get to appeal there, though, people come to pick up.

- Yeah, I kind of think it's funny idea, okay. So, but I think the yuck ear thing is the inner ear.

for different reasons. - We are agreeing for different reasons. - Yeah, you think that the whole concept in general, and as a guy who's like, been told, you've the worst years ever,

that that's not interesting at all to you to look. - I almost think it's like, you know, too bad, it's too close to home, I don't want to think about it. - Yeah, so my attitude with most matters of local problems is just not to think about it.

- My experience with the camera, I think I'm doing a good job on the, like, outer ear area, but I do wonder, I was sort of afraid to really jam that thing further into my ear drum.

“So, yeah, I think you should be, that's what they say.”

- That's what they say, okay. - I'll give warnings on the box. - All right. This person says, "I enjoy pulling my wife's hair out of the shower drink."

- Wow, okay. - The lump of hair, the better and more satisfying. The one thing that I would teach you in marrying a woman's soul is, these hairs everywhere, right?

They're always shedding hair.

I don't even have any ears to shed, but there's always, it's like a dog almost. - Yeah, this is true, my wife sheds so much hair, and it's everywhere, my wife has killed 900 vacuums, but God forbid, I shaved my beard in the shower,

and there's, she's like, "Oh my God! This is disgusting! What a mess! This is horrible!" - Yeah, it's, yeah, because sometimes,

sometimes, like, the drain will be blocked by the hair, if you can add also. - Oh, what time? - I enjoy it, but it is practical.

“- I don't even understand how my wife has hair on her.”

And how my wife doesn't look like Bagonia. I have like, you ever, like vacuum, the wax car, and maybe it's a wig, and that the floor of the car is just covered in hair. Like, she's a golden retriever, I don't even understand it.

- It doesn't make any sense, so like, how many, how many like, think follicles of hair

can you have on your head of a million?

But then everywhere you go, they're like, how many more are you growing? I don't know, they should be gone, but. - Well, God bless her, she still is not bald. So, good for her, that being said,

I enjoy pulling the clumps. - Yeah, I get the appeal of, again, I like, I get the satisfaction of, oh, the drain was clogged, but I've unclogged the drain. But do I, would I enjoy pulling my wife's hair

out of the drain? That's the part, I would not say that I wouldn't enjoy that part. I would enjoy that, my drain was clogged, and I fixed it. - And her life sink is clogged, and I need to fix it. - Yeah, her, she has her own sink?

- Give two sinks in the bathroom, yeah. - Oh, in the bathroom, I don't know why I was thinking to kitchen. I'm like, do you have separate kitchen sinks? That would be interesting. - I mean, in my last house that we had like,

a, like, two sink set up, but it wasn't his and hers. It was really-- - Right, we also have two sinks for kosher, but it's not his and hers. - Yeah, it's hers and hers.

- I don't know if anybody has two, a his and hers kitchen sink. It's not a bad idea, do your own dishes. Okay, so the hair out of the drain is going up against, this person says, and this is a woman saying,

but this is a dad special in her opinion. Sometimes I don't use a mop and I clean the floor with two wet dish rags on my feet. - So she likes that. - She likes it.

Yeah, this is like a real life Cinderella. - Yeah, real life Cinderella. - So where is the mop? Is it, she's choosing not to use the mop? - No mop, wet to dish rags.

Use them essentially as shoes. - As shoes. - I'm going to try to start the book, 'cause she's trying to stick to the trend. - Sure.

- So this is wet dish rags on my feet.

- But can you read the first part?

Is sometimes I like to? - She said another dad special. These are, I guess she had another dad special. - Okay. - I don't use a mop.

I clean the floor with two wet dish rags on my feet. - And she likes it. - Clearly. - No one's forcing you. - Is she wearing shoes or is it fair to imagine?

- I have to assume it's fair to for it, because the shoes would get weird. Socks would get disgusting. You have to take them off the floor. - I can imagine doing this without shoes.

- Yeah, it's a good question. On my feet. I'll tell you why I don't think they're shoes, because I feel like you can control the dish rags better without shoes.

- Okay. - You're feet and operate almost as I am.

“- For me, I think there's a clear winner.”

Like I get the appeal of I like cleaning the drain. That's satisfying. I don't know if I would just say, I like pulling my wife's hair out, but that the mop seems like a better tool

to be able to do this than to make mop shoes.

I think you can do it faster with the mop.

“So I'm gonna say that I think that the shoe mop situation”

is easier here. - I agree, especially if it's there for it. - The hair thing is something so common, and the mop thing is something you invented, especially barefoot, but I think even if it's with shoes

or socks. Yeah, like let's just have people were made with the hair. Like the mop's, you're choosing not to use the mop. - So, all right, you're going through mop feet. - I'm sorry, this is a bedtime bracket.

This is a bedtime match up here. - Bed time bracket. - One person says,

"I never set my alarm for a normal time, like six or six, 30."

It's always set for a very specific time, like 604, where six, 27 instead. - Yeah. - Okay. - Why?

- I think that's kind of, I'm not sure. They didn't explain why. I don't know if it's like a quirk or maybe-- - Okay. - Sometimes it's like, especially now,

I'm working from home the last couple of weeks. It's like, oh, I'm just gonna get up three minutes before my morning meeting. - It's a little bit. - It's a little bit.

- It's a little bit, my alarm are 37. - Of a who cares to me? - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. - It seems like, I have to, I'm trying to imagine

what this next one would have to be to not go through. - Okay, this person says, "When I go to bed before I fall asleep, I have to rub my feet together. I've done this inside while I was a kid.

- Here, moving on.

- And just never stopped.

- Yes. - You think it's normal though, I agree. It's gonna win, but-- - Oh, it's not normal.

“Why would you have to rub your feet together”

before you fall asleep? - Um, yeah, I don't know. So, okay, yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah, the, the weird time, I guess.

I think I do that too. - It's, I wouldn't say it's yucky. I don't think it's gonna win the bracket. - No, it's probably not gonna win. - Yeah.

- Okay, now we've got a teeth brushing match up here. One person says, I find it oddly satisfying to make myself gag while I'm brushing my teeth. - Okay. - How's that?

- And they're gonna, like with the toothbrush? - I guess with the toothbrush, you're just making you just shoving it down your throat far enough to make a gag. - This is one of our female listeners.

- A good question. - I will check. - Okay. You, what do you think? - Land or woman?

- I'm, I'm guessing woman. - Not a man. - Mm, okay. - That's fun, okay. - Yeah.

And then they're going up against person, speaking of brushing teeth, who says, I will only brush my teeth at work in the morning because I can't eat breakfast after brushing my teeth. - I get the, I find it hard to figure out

the timing of teeth brushing some days. - Mm-hm. - And, you know, how long, yeah. Like how long after eating, do you think is the food sort of ruined by the, by the minty toothpaste?

How long after eating? - I mean, how long, sorry, how long before eating? Like, how long after brushing your teeth? - My rule of thumb is 20 minutes after brushing your teeth is when you should, you should,

is start eating. - 'Cause this person is saying two hours, like they're like, I can't commute and then go to work and I've breakfast. That's an hour, two hours.

I can't eat breakfast after brushing my teeth. I must have breakfast beforehand and then I brush my teeth at work. - Right. So, I get, I understand the logic.

I think it's a little unusual. The, I gag myself. I like gagging from brushing my teeth

“and that's what I do for fun is, I think,”

both not typical and also a little yucky. - A little yucky, I agree, I agree. Now, the only thing I'll say is that the morning teeth brushing person, they're, they're, they're wording here was weird.

I will only brush my teeth at work in the morning. I'm assuming the only is saying in the morning and they do it again at night. - I think they do it again at night. - Right.

- If the only time that your brushing your teeth is at work at 10 a.m. to me, that's a little strange. - That's a little yuck. - Yeah, 'cause if I see someone brushing their teeth at work,

I always think that is a professional toothbrusher.

That is someone who brushes four or five times a day. - Four or five times a day, it's a lot. - I'm saying, if someone's brushing their teeth in the middle of their work, to me, it's like, oh, they need to brush their teeth every few hours.

- Mm-hmm. - Medically, or you think it's like a OCD. - No, it's like an OCD or, yeah, or like whatever. The every time they eat, they want to do it. I don't know.

- I think you could do it too much. - Oh yeah, the gagging went. - That's gonna win. That's gonna be, that could be a contender. - Well, as a dentist ever said,

you brushed too much. - I think you could have like gum issues from, you know, just like beating up your teeth too much.

The final matchup on the left side of the bracket

is a dog matchup. - Dog matchup. This person, one person says,

“"I find great enjoyment in cleaning my dog's eyebookers."”

- Mm-hmm. - Okay. - And then the other person says, "I like it when my dog licks my toes." - Okay, well.

If my rule of thumb is going to weigh out here, so I totally, like the, I like cleaning my dog's eyes to me is the same as I like cleaning the drain, because like I am getting some satisfaction out of,

here's something, here's a problem. I'm fixing it. I'm helping the dog, like that, that those things, like the logic is there. I like that the dog licks my toes is bordering onto,

okay, this is how much do you like it. - Right, right.

To me, that is, that's more of your y'all,

but I'm gonna say, "Yuck." - I agree. All right, so there was actually one matchup that's gonna go up against. So, someone similarly says,

"I get a very satisfied feeling from picking my own bookers, "but also my kids' bookers." - Wow, okay.

“- Okay, yeah, yeah, you get both of your vacuum also, I think.”

- Booker vacuum. Again, somebody who says, "I love seeing clusters of holes or bumps, "like pictures of people with smallpox or barnacles on thing." One of my favorites,

"Acorn woodpecker's trees." - A corn. - Usually people, yeah, we have to look that up, I don't really know what that is. Usually people are discussed or creeped up by these things,

or even a phobia for a tripo phobia, but I get really excited and happy when you see those pictures. - What is it, "Acorn woodpecker trees"? - Yeah, there's not gonna get me in trouble with IT at work, right? Let's say.

- Okay, so I like looking at things with holes in it. Okay, now the part that, what was the disease that is like measles? - Tripo phobia. - No, it's smallpox, smallpox, smallpox.

- Okay, okay, I don't know that. I think that once we're saying I like looking at smallpox, I think that that's automatically getting through. - Yuck here. - Yeah, I see.

- So, just reset the master system for smallpox. - Anti-the-vaccine. I like to pick my own bookers and also my kids' bookers.

“Look, I think there's a lot of nose pickers out there.”

I think it's weird, I don't even know how your finger fits in your kids' nose, but if maybe you have the nose, the booker vacuum, I get that. But I like to look at things with a lot of holes in it like people with smallpox.

To me, that's automatically going through. - I agree. - Yeah, if you're pro smallpox, you're going through. - Mm-hmm, what was it, barnacles? - I like to look at barnacles.

- I'm pro barnacles. - Yeah, I like to look at barnacles. I feel like they used to be a lot more, much more barnacle talk, you know, back in the day. - Yeah, well, in a ship culture, you know,

now we're shipping everything, but now back through. - That, you know, not everywhere. It's not as easy as it used to be to do shipping, but with celebrities, we do a lot of shipping. - It's true.

- But, yeah, if you had a ship, you'd get barnacles on your ship, and then it's over, I think. - Yeah, there's a lot of barnacles off. - I would have hated ship life.

Like, I would not want to be a pirate or like, settle, sail the seven seas. - Yeah. - Would have been perfect. - Would have been perfect.

- I'll be sure. - Mm-hmm. - Drink a lot of rum. - Yeah. Get the scurvy.

Okay, all right, next half of the bracket. This person says they have a lot of things, but the one we're going to pick here is, like, I like mayonnaise so much. - Okay.

- But I got into a Twitter spat with the Tri-City Valley Cats. We were a Houston Astros affiliate, then. About mayo, belong on hot dogs. The argument, sort of, went so long,

the two months later, I ended up throwing

at the team's first pitch wearing a mayonnaise t-shirt.

- Okay. - So, what is the Tri-City Valley Cats? - Tri-City Valley Cats, they were a Houston Astros team. - Mm-hmm. - One Tri-City Valley Cats, babies.

- One of the cast for an employee's came to work with me. She found that that I was the mayo guy. She said, "You're the mayo guy. "We talked about you for months." In other words, I'm a local legend

for a pro baseball team that tried to yuck my yam. They even shared a tweet that, you know, basically. This is from Christophear guy. He's a big mayo on hot dog. - Oh, Christophear, this is a banger.

Okay, Tri-City Valley Cats. So, Christophear guy has a tie-ins to the Houston Astros, minor league affiliate.

I think they lost, a lot of teams like Lost there. I could be wrong, a lot of teams lost their affiliation. - Yeah. - Let's see, and this is Google search for Tri-City Valley Cats. - I'm gonna see some of that mayo.

It's a, this isn't even the food region. I just liked the idea that he liked it so much that he was fighting on mine and wearing a mayo. - Yeah, mayo and a hot dog is a wild take in itself. And what's it up against?

- Friendly, they have a good idea. - Okay, this is the mayo. I'm getting a lot of his stats. - Oh, yeah, call me mayo.

“- That's right, I think it was on the order.”

- Hmm. - Okay, this person says I had pet rats for six years. I also bred fancy mice. Mice of the greatest pet for small children that even having gourmet mice.

My favorite was a long-haired gray one named Gandalf. This one made me laugh. There is a huge mouse market in the St. Louis, Missouri area. They're cheap to breed and sell the fancy ones for $10 a buy.

- Big mouse market. So, big mouse markets. So, the pet rat have her versus the mayo and the hot dog person. - Yeah, I feel like that this is the mouse and rats listener.

I feel like that we have, they have submitted for different things for four. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You know who this is. This is male fucker.

- Okay, so, I would say, I think that there are people that have pet mice. - Yeah, but I would, if you said my daughter 'cause my daughter came up here, we had, she gave me a hamburger before.

- Yeah, yeah.

“- We got burgers last, like mini burgers.”

There was two leftovers. She's like, do you wanna have them for lunch? So, she brought them up for me. And then she said, what condiments would you like with, and I said, you could, whatever they had,

whatever they gave, she's like, and I said to me that ketchup and she's like, "Ooh, you like ketchup on the hamburger." I said, pretty sure that's very normal. Like, I think that's like,

like the number one sentence in McDonald's. - Yeah, and she's like, "No." And I was like, "Wait, are you a ketchup painter?" 'Cause I didn't think my daughter was a ketchup painter. I feel like I would know that and she's like,

"No, I like it on French fries." So, she likes ketchup. She just thought it was gross for a hamburger. The main thing it is for. So, I raised my kids poorly. - Yes.

- Okay. - All right, but so, but if someone in my house was eating the hashtag ketchup dad was having mayo on their hotdogs or hamburgers or whatever, every day, I would have the problem with that.

- The main thing that I do think I would leave the house. - Main is, comes on the hotdog, or hamburger. You know, a lot of places you get, you know, and I don't like it, I have to ask for no mayo. But, main is a hotdog is, it's pretty,

I've never heard that, although I do feel like that,

sometimes when I used to live in Los Angeles, so it'd be these ladies that would like, this would give you the Hebrew Jeepers, for sure. - Yeah. - There would be these ladies, and they cook up like a hotdog wrapped in bacon

on the sidewalk. They have like a little like habachi, and they're outside of the bar, and then you come out and you buy it, and it's like the most incredible food

when you come out of a bar at like two o'clock in the morning, and it's like a hotdog, and it's wrapped in bacon, and then they put ketchup and mustard and mayonnaise, and onions, and you don't even know,

I just like the next day you woke up, it's like, what did I eat? Why don't I smell like this? - Yeah. (laughs) - Yeah, there is two late at night to have hotdog.

- But it's a big hit, I don't know why this is just like, what did these ladies like set up shop on the street, and let me just brand them, you ever have this? - Yeah, you're late night. - Let me see, maybe he up. - Yeah, I just took a thumbs because that made me feel so bad

just hearing about it here, but you haven't seen these ladies, drive and seen the ladies, but I would eat that for sure. - It sounds like a lady like, seemingly in their 50s and 60s, seems like that maybe she may have come from south of the border

who's set up shop. But I find the same one, yeah.

- No, I don't, I have also never heard of the mayonnaise

in the hotdog, but I do think mayonnaise and ketchup is what you have on a burger. - It's like those are the burger and you might say it. - Yeah, but head rats are much grosser. - What do you go for? - But out of my house,

with a pet rat. - Yeah, I would never have a pet rat. And I love you Mel Hooker, I would never have a pet rat. - Yeah, okay. All right, I felt like that the male hotdog,

“I think would have had my vote, but I think I lost out of it.”

I mean, I wouldn't be my choice, but I would eat it. - Yeah, I mean, I'm intrigued to try it. I never think I have a rat in my life. - Wait, but how about this before Brandon leaves? She also says, and this isn't for the bracket,

but she said, "A kid I grew up with used to microwave, "dite coke and drink it warm." Please give me a key of us take on this, even if-- - Mm-hmm. - Um, microwave CZ, would you ever microwave coke zero?

It'd have like a lukewarm or a hot. - I mean, I mean, I mean, all hot drinks. I don't drink a single hot drink. I don't even keep tea or coffee I would have you.

I would never want my favorite thing in the world,

and he poured a coke into the coffee. I forget what he called it as like,

“whole, like, Joe, like, this is next level.”

I was amazed, I never did it.

Delicious? I don't know. It seemed like, like, what? This is like double caffeine. This is crazy.

- Hot coffee or ice coffee? - Hot, or hot coffee, and he poured a coke inside it. - I've never been a coffee guy, but I would try that. - Let me see, I wonder, did he invent that? - Let me or he or he had a name for it.

So I don't know, I feel like it's started with a B. Coffee with Coca-Cola, what does that called? - Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if it has a official name. - I feel like it would have a good name.

- I feel like it would have a good name. - Yeah, okay. So the mice and the rats is going through. Is this bracket yucking up your day, Brandon? - No, I mean, for a while,

it felt like we weren't getting gross,

but now I feel like we're at the gross. We're here, we've arrived at gross. - Well, the gross food is coming. That's gonna be the last one, right? - Okay, yeah, we're bringing back.

- We're bringing back. - We've got a weird joke. - Okay, all right. Okay, I shared a link, Rob here, because this person has a weird hobby,

not a gross hobby. They collect street reflectors, and they have an Instagram record. - Reflector detector. - Reflector detector, okay.

So I'm looking at you, Instagram of a bunch of, where they do with the reflectors. It's simply like they make faces and crimes. - Makes our goals, yeah, yeah. - Okay.

- So, I mean, I wouldn't say this is gross, but it is definitely not saying yuck. I am saying y, yeah, you're saying y. - Mm-hmm. - I clicked on one of the comments at follows.

We specialize in reflector collecting. - Mm-hmm. - So, I guess there's at least two people doing that's collecting reflectors. - They also found a key to something.

- Yeah, they found a key. - Okay. - Definitely straight, I included strange hobbies on the list, and that's a strange hobby, but not saying yuck. - Not saying yuck.

I mean, my wife would be very annoyed if they were in my house, like they're grossed there from the street, you know. - Mm-hmm. - But I thought my daughter would probably secretly

want to throw them out. - Yeah. - But I'm not saying yuck. - Maybe. - And this is also a reflect on, what are we even doing here?

(laughing) - The real reflection comes from inside our souls. The, okay, that's going up against whenever someone for my family goes on an airplane, we update the family group chat, the entire process.

When we get picked up, instead of saying that we, we were picked up, we say I've been acquired. I honestly didn't even realize it was weird until my fiance pointed it out, but I hate this. - Why do they, why do they do this?

- I don't know, like, for a quote from a movie. - No, I think they just thought it was normal. - Is it like, no, a Terry speak of like, the target is acquired, the target is acquired. - Yeah.

- The reflector is detected. - I don't know, every family has their own weird stuff. - Every night, my wife is specific. It's so weird, and tell me, maybe people won't think this is weird, but before you go to sleep

to everyone in the house, my wife says, - Drop some feet together. - She says, sleep well.

“Like, that's what she says instead of a good night.”

To everyone, every night, her brother, mother, our whole family, has very specific. It's very specific, they say sleep well, but do you sleep well? You sleep great.

- I mean, I sleep like a baby, yeah. - I wake up three months for my meeting now. I bet she texts that to you before you go on a flight. - I don't need you. - You know?

- Yeah, when that guy, the Uber driver picked you up to take you to Chester's son's bar mitzvah, did he then text everybody? Like, a Kiva is acquired. - Oh no, that would have been nice.

- If I'd seen him texting a Kiva isn't required, I would have jumped out of the car. - So to me, that's much more weird than our first thing. - Yeah, but I mean, I wouldn't do either of them,

but yeah, anytime you learn anything about someone else's family, even if it's not gross, it's like, that's weird.

- Well, what's the first thing again?

- Street reflector, closer. - I think that the street reflector, yeah, I think that the street reflector is like, okay, whatever. I think that the, everybody in the family has to say that this person is acquired.

- Yeah, and they thought it was normal. That's the part of life. It's not like a bit, it's like we didn't realize everyone doesn't say it. - Yeah, well, the kid is raised in a person

“as acquired world that that's what you say,”

that they don't know until they get out of the house

- I was speaking of Yuck, did you see the image I chose

for the Yuck, your yon bracket? - No, let me look at it. - People didn't like it. - They did not like it.

“Well, that's appropriate that I think maybe you nailed it.”

- It was a good image, I did, I did, I nailed it. It's like bread with a salami coming out of it with a gross teeth. - Bread with a salami, and this was an AI, was it? - No, no, it was going to Google images,

I think it looked like it's a AI. (laughs) - Yeah, yeah, what was this like, a Super Bowl party? Yeah, I don't, I think I really don't like that it's food that it has teeth.

- Yeah, that's what I'm saying. - But it's right there, maybe that's like shredded mozzarella. - Christopher P.R. guy who put Mayo all over this thing. - Yeah, yeah, he would get out of it in Mayo. - Yeah, out of it in Mayo.

- Simon, are you talking about the stroller, also this schulflashback, just like the rats, and then I hope it's a stimp? - No, not at all. Like the stroller is like my safe space.

- Mm, do you think it's all right? - Yeah, exactly. Like the stroller is like the stroller that's just different. The gala studio, job or music.

- Stimp, crass, I don't feel like stroller. - Stroller is made. - Safe. - Made Viso Staya. - Okay, last matchup that's not food.

“This person says I literally thrive in chaos.”

I'm not sure why, but I'm oddly comforted by my clocks being set to the wrong times. I also feel the same way about not clearing out of a cage of my phone. I don't know why, but it sues me to have over 1,000

unrettex messages, it just does. I won't even ask me about my email. - People seem to get very upset about this. At any time, like I screen share my phone and people see, 'cause I have a lot of unred taxes.

So, currently I have 588 unred tax messages. That's a flex, that's a brag or anything. This is like over a one period of time. I have 208, there's a number next to my phone, 208, I miss 208 phone calls.

A lot of them were spam. - My email was done a good better job of cleaning this up. I definitely was at a one point over 10,000 on the email. Currently, I'm only at 49 on the unred emails. - Yeah, like I say, I've always been at two,

because I never opened the, that's me.

- I never opened the first two emails from Google,

like welcome to the Gmail. - Yeah. - So, I've been at two for 20 years now. - But you don't delete them? - No, it's like, in my brain, two is zero at this point.

It's been this way for 20, nearly 20 years. - Mm-hmm. - Yeah, are you exactly--

“- Email archiver, are you keep everything in there?”

- I keep, I like how delete if it's really useless, but I'll delete, but also, because I've work and personal opened all day, it's actually useful on a computer to see a zero-notitude and know the difference.

- So, the two is actually-- - Is your email filtered into work and personal? - No, I have two separate tabs open, work and personal. - Do you have two separate email addresses for working personal?

- Yes, I'll look at you. - Yeah, yeah. - I've just won, I have one for everything. - Which I could go back at the time and change it. - Yeah, your whole life has been blended together.

- Yeah, my whole life, well, every, you know what? Like, what is work, what is not work for me? - Yeah, it's for you. - They call it Mr. mixed business with pleasure. That's what they call it.

- I mean, listen, I'm, it's like, what time does, do I start working? What time do I stop working? Nobody knows. - Yeah, no one knows.

- I've opened my eyes, I'm at work, you know? It's like that, I'm like the guys in the, in the severance. - Yeah. - I don't have a life outside of work. - I just had a severance thing open when you said that.

So I got a little, yeah, ex files, spooked. - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. - Just then. - You know, I wake up, like, you know,

I go on Instagram, people are asking me about the podcast. There's no personal life. - There's no personal. - Should you make a non-work, Finste? - For what?

- Yeah, what would it be? - What did I look at? - Yeah. - Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I used to, there was a stretch last year

where I was working so much. I was like dreaming about like very minute work tasks and my dreams. And I was like, all right, that's too much. - Yeah.

Okay, I keep a, so... - Yeah. - All right, what's the current matchup? - Okay, so this person who has the wrong, they're like anti-tomcloth confidence.

- Yeah, they're the wrong times. - Okay. - That is weird. - So millions of millions of millions of millions. - I would not like that.

- They're messed. - Yeah. - And this person says, I love the smell of bus exhaust wet cement and tires. I find them all similar and that they're so strong

that was taking the back of the throat.

I always talk, that's not good.

- That's not good. - How good it smells when I have to go to the tire shop and my mom thinks I'm crazy. - Yeah. - I think they have a prop 65 warning

They love the smell of bus exhaust wet cement and tires. - To me, that is the more bizarre thing. - The clock thing is harmless. I feel like that this is not good. - You think it's dangerous?

- I think it's dangerous. - For the what? I know it's dangerous.

And second, I feel like we're getting

into like borderline, huffing situation. - You think they're huffing the bus exhaust too much. And tires. I mean, all tires are just like new tires or what kind of tires. This person's just gonna go to NASCAR race.

Then I'm gonna like know who's winning. They're just gonna be huffing the tires. - Yeah.

“- Yeah, I think this is like pretty dangerous.”

Do not recommend this at home. - I would rather sit in the car for an hour. - The hot car. - The hot car. - Okay, fine.

- This is a play in, it's a four-way matchup here between the four grosses food things or four gross food things. I read them quickly. - That was in the ice food bracket.

- No, this is that this one is the first one for the gross food.

- The last one about clocks versus exhaust fumes

was not gross food. - That was not, okay. - We're starting now. - Now we're starting begins, right? - Okay, I like spaghettiOs with canned peas.

I like the sweetness of the peas with the spaghettiOs and it's cute how the peas nested onto the rings. I'm half Italian, so I realize how horrible that is. I do it spices and things to make the can.

Goop tastes a little better. But something about that comfort is a combo. Is a comfort food for me. I can make a really good lasagna, but sometimes I just want a bowl of mush, Rob.

- Yeah, I get that.

“To me, I don't, like, I think the grossest part”

of this is spaghettiOs, but to put peas in this spaghettiOs like I like spaghettiOs. I think that would be worthy of consideration.

But I think that there are definitely pasta dishes

that have peas in them. People will throw different vegetables into a pasta dish. So I don't think inherently this is particularly gross. I think that this is a pretty cushy matchup

for whatever comes next. - Okay, this person likes pickles on pizza. They say it's amazing. - Okay. - It happened, but yeah, I don't think it's gross.

I just think you're weird. I'd rather have that than spaghettiOs with canned peas. I think that the pickles on pizza is much weird or... - It's more unusual. - I don't even know if those two flavors would go together.

Let's ask Brandon on this, 'cause I'm leaning more towards the pan. - Wait, we got four, this is a four. - It's a four way match. - It's a four way. - Yeah, cool to tell you, which I think is worse.

- Okay. - Then this person adds black olives to container of sour cream and eats it out of the container. - Okay, that's pretty gross. - I mean, just eating sour cream with nothing.

- Yeah, that's, yeah, and my least favorite food is black olives. So this is a double gross whammy. And then this person says I work a hybrid schedule on the days ago to the office, the best breakfast is decidedly two boiled eggs.

I pack them, shell the shell already off in a sip like bag. My family finds a zip bag part horrendous for some reason. I eat them while, either while driving the work or at my desk, which is an open oil office format. No one has commented on my eggs,

but I do eat them quickly 'cause I don't want it. I think people think I'm smelly. Boiled eggs are excellent energy sources portable and delicious, put a little salt and pep in the bag. And you're good to go.

When Puya told Rob, he has boiled egg energy. I saw this as a high compliment. (laughing) - I'm taking back well the eggs. (laughing)

- It's not there, you Puya, and in, once again. It's time to take back boiled eggs and claim them for what they are, the heroes of breakfast. - Yeah, I don't mind about it. - The boiled egg is good.

No, open air, open office. If you're, if you're busted out of boiled eggs next to me, what if you just inhaled them like Rob Roush? Not the, like, go to the kitchen. Why are you doing this in an open office environment

and not like in the kitchen somewhere, though? - Yeah, they said that they hope their co-workers don't think they're smelly. I have bad news for you. They absolutely think it.

They've texted about it all of them. - Think there's no way they hate it. - Well, you like, you know, Emily, the egg lady or something. - So to me, I'm going sour cream with black olives.

“- To me, that makes me nauseous, honestly.”

- Sour cream needs to go on something. The sour cream itself is not a condiment. It's like eating mayonnaise. - Yeah. - Without the hot dog.

- I eat every other thing that was mentioned in the four things. Like, I don't like sour cream or black olives. So that's, that's not a mere situation for me.

I wouldn't put peas and spaghettiOs,

but I eat both peas and spaghettiOs. - Yeah, certain. I mean, I guess I haven't had a spaghettiO in a long time. - I think I would be sick if I had to eat half a cup of sour cream. - With olives, I would be thrown up with olives.

- With olives. - With olives. - With olives. - With olives. - Mm-hmm.

- So I'm a team sour cream. - Yeah. - Hondo pig.

“- That's really gross and you should be ashamed of yourself.”

- Yeah. - I mean, I need a really boiled egg situation too bad. - No, but it's someone who works in an office. Don't eat it in your car. - I'm hard of smelling, so to me,

I feel like that it would not, you know.

My wife, I mean, I'm afraid to eat a boiled egg at my house. My wife is going to walk in. - Yeah. - Are you eating something? - Like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.

Let me turn all the exhaust fans on in the house. (laughing) I love the smell of these. - All right, next match up is this person says, I didn't know that this was weird.

I didn't even know I did this until a friend made fun of me for doing this in college, but I used to lick the corners of my mouth all the time. My mouth wide open and the tip my tongue would lick both corners of my mouth one at a time.

There was usually leftover flavor from whatever meal I had last. Once my friend pointed it out, I noticed that weird was, I don't do it anymore, but it was definitely a strange habit. - Yeah, I was kind of with this person until I heard that I'm looking for wherever flavor is left over.

- Yeah, that's a little weird. - Yeah, that's why it is in the food. - I have dry lips, I can understand why you buy the human chapstick. - Right, okay, that's kind of gross. What's next?

What's it up against? - Okay, this is going up against now. I try not to include 'cause I did have a column for like, just in case we didn't get a lot of submissions. Like, do you have a family member or a friend?

Or somebody who does something, so this is the only one who was like, "Someone else does it not me, but I thought this was funny." I saw a woman eating a cornacob while driving on my commute at AM.

We're talking about a full cob. Two hand did while stopped at a light. She placed it on her seat, hopefully in a container when the green light turned, when it turned green, so she could hold the steering wheel.

“I think of her often sealing down the busy Toronto road”

with her cornacob. Did she pack dental floss? Corn is not in season, it's also not a breakfast item. I have many questions for her. That's a wild car food, just a full 2 AM corn on the cob.

I lick my lips, I have to penalize this 'cause it's not our listener. It's not the person correct. But it is wild to if cornacob is so messy, your hands are going to be so greasy. If especially this butter on it, you're driving a car.

It's hard for you to not put that through. The car, it makes me laugh, like the corn in the cob. I do think a little bit that like what we do in our car, you can't really have your windows that tinted, but it should be between you and God.

You know what I mean? Other people are like looking in, this woman doesn't realize people are judging her for eating her corn in the cob. - Yeah, I'm going to wear it, make it cast.

- Maybe it's the only, she's got kids at home

in a million people to deal with it work.

And this 15 minute she's driving her the only time while they were shooting something inside. - I have no sympathy for this person. Boyle some eggs and peel them and take them in as a black bag if you need a perfect snack.

- Yeah. - All right, so gradually sour cream and olives for the car. - Okay, this person says they have weird eating habits. They say, and Rob has been accused of what he's saying. Also sometimes he says I eat the same thing

for almost every meal, breakfast, lunch and dinner every day. - Yeah. - A microwave chicken tenderloin. It starts frozen raw, I cook in the microwave. I put on hot sauce, I microwave frozen vegetables,

the olive oil and hot sauce, and then I microwave oatmeal with cinnamon. So that is chicken tenderloin, frozen vegetables, and the end oatmeal with cinnamon. - By everyone says I will get.

- Can I ask for some? - This is from one of our listeners, Dan. - Yeah. - Why, he's called you guys before.

“I have to remember that he was a big microwave chicken guy”

for a microwave chicken from Raw. - Yeah, yeah. Everyone says I'll get a nutritional deficiency, but it's quick, easy, and uses minimal dishes to clean up after work.

- You take a multi-vitamin. - Item, yeah, I could eat one item while the others are cooking. It used to be every single meal, but now I go out in my girlfriend, or eat one food, or eat food,

one of us is cooked for us. So I wouldn't say I necessarily like this or it's my yum, but I find the way I find, but others do find it bizarre.

you have the same exact meal.

- Yeah, I guess if someone's gonna be like, tell me about this guy, and this is Dan, like this would be the headline, right? The person who likes the dog, lick their toes, that's not necessarily the headline.

This is like, Dan has many extreme stories. - I don't think so. - I don't think so. - My microwave chicken is probably in the top five, but if you knew someone who had the same meal 21 times a week, that is a bizarre thing.

- I'm really curious from the girlfriend's perspective, when Dan is eating microwave chicken, 'cause it is a little bit of a strain in my marriage of that I will eat the same thing, and my wife makes a big deal about it.

In my mind, it's like, hey, one last thing

“that you need to worry about, I'm on my own.”

I'm independent, I'm independent.

Don't worry about it, like, what's like,

she doesn't have to, she just like feed yourself in the kids, that's it, but she looks at it like, why can't you just do what everybody else is doing? - Yeah. - That's what a lot of our,

are probably the people who have to give the dog. - Why do you have to give the dog? - They're probably saying, I get judged for this. - I get judged. - Why?

- People are saying, why can't you just be normal? Why do you have to like pulling your wife's hair into the drain? - Yeah. - Why can't you just eat whatever slopp is put out

for everybody else? - There's the AI food, soon. Hey, here's some AI slopp food. - Um, I, unfortunately, I do feel like, you know,

I wish the answer was no, I hope the answer is no.

But we don't need to get into that today. - So, yeah, all right, you know what is the girlfriend doing when Dan is microwaving chicken? - She can't let us know. - Does she have her own food or she like--

- Does she have her own skin? - Oh, thank you. - Does she have her own skin? - Does she have her own skin? - Let us know.

- kosher and not go to her food. Does she come in here with her own sandwich? Do you live together? I'd love to know the answer. - Is she saying Dan, can you, can you, you know,

microwave two frozen chicken? - Does she try to microwave chicken? - And what's up against them? - Dan's microwave chicken versus, we haven't read it. We're gonna say it right now.

I'd like to eat my pizza backwards. I started the crust and I worked backwards to the front. - Yeah, that is truly bizarre.

“It seemed like the worst way to eat pizza.”

The crust is like a handle for the pizza. I don't know how you would do that without getting covered once-- Yeah, once you've eaten the crust, pizza has a very weird bad shape. It looks sad almost.

Like if you ever have a piece of pizza fall apart, you're like, oh, this isn't as exciting anymore. And that there's no crust at all. - Something my son does. I won't say which one, the blind item.

But one of my sons doesn't want any food to touch his hands. And we'll often hold a piece of chicken with napkins on both sides and doesn't want to get in his hands greasy in any way. Maybe also for pizza. - Interesting.

- I think the same meal 21 times a week or 19 times a week. Now that he's grown up in Ghana, girlfriend is still weird. - Doesn't bother me. I have to stand, tent hose down for Dan, and I will say that eating the pizza, eating the pizza backwards

is a yuckier, let's see what Brandon asked that. - Brandon, what's yuckier? - I too hate when things touch my hands. I like that, I don't get sauce on my wings because I hate the sensation of, like, that's a shame.

- I don't get sauce on my wings 'cause I don't know what's in the sauce. I can put it into my fitness pal, much easier, the wings normal. - But if it control my own sauce, thank you.

- So you're saying how you did it, you're getting something on it. - I'll do it, but I don't like cover the wings and stuff. I have no idea what's going on there. - Yeah, can you reset for me the two that I'm deciding with Dan, it's the same meal every single day,

including my for waiving chicken.

“I think from frozen, that's how we frozen.”

- Yeah, frozen chicken, frozen vegetables and oatmeal. - Yeah, yeah. - Every single meal three times a day, almost 21 times a week. Verse person eats the crust back, their pizza backwards, they start with the crust,

they work to the front. - No, that's fine, I microwave chicken feels, I need to see it in action, but I think that is, if the game is what's y'all care, that's y'all care. - If I went to Brandon's house and he's like,

"All right, we're gonna have dinner." And he's like, "Here's pizza, but we eat it backwards "in the dominoes, so I'll be like a little quirky but fine." If he was like, "Here's dinner, I'm gonna microwave a frozen chicken "for you and don't worry, we can also have mixed vegetables

"of oatmeal with cinnamon, I'll be like, "I might not come back."

are the chicken breasts that he is cooking in the microwave?

Are they from raw or are they,

“because you can get like a cooked chicken breast that is frozen?”

And I think it's less gross if it was a cooked chicken breast at one time that you are thawing in the microwave. And two, there are also microwaves that have sort of like a browning element, sort of like a combination where it's microwave slash also cooking at a certain temperature.

I think also that that is probably much more acceptable to be cooking, poultry or meat in. - People are also, they're doing the raw chicken in the air fryer, which even feels like a stretch. I could like, raw chicken's gotta go in the oven

or on the other side. - Why can't you put a raw chicken in the air fryer? - Because what if something go, I don't, I don't ever trust the air fryer calibration. I think they're deciding for you with temperature.

Like you put in the temperature. - You put in the temperature. - They're free. - You could cook chicken tenders, like a homemade chicken tenders in the air fryer.

- I don't trust it. - I'm sure you can't do it, I don't try, I'm gonna do it wrong if I do it. Like a frozen, I like the just bare chicken tenders that I get a cooked and they're delicious.

- They're totally cooked from the oven.

“- You know, that's what I, Dan, I would switch it up.”

Go for this more unhealthy chicken. - Okay. - That would be better for me. But yeah, that's worse. And I'd love you, Dan, but that's worse.

- Okay. All right. All right, so Dan's chicken is going through. All right, and the last four quadrant here, this person says, "I eat chips with a spoon.

I don't want to get any of the seasoning or dust on my fingers, so eat them out of a bowl with a spoon as if they were cereal." - Yeah, that's wild. - You know what I'm talking about?

- Some potato chips. - You still eat a slicker's bar with a knife and a fork. - Is that right? - I heard it. - Yeah.

- A lot of people were doing it. - Yeah. - It's hard to create a craze, but yeah.

So, first of all, some chips don't even get dust

on your fingers, really. Like some chips are messier than others. - Try to think if there would be certain chips that would be more conducive to this than others. But I want a spoon of potato chips or a spoon of Doritos.

- Well, can we also question the use of utensil because, I mean, is a spoon consistently getting the chip to your mouth? I feel like you want a fork? - Well, I think a fork would break the chip.

- I think that the move is, and I think that people like these gamers have this, I think the move is like chopsticks. - Yeah, I was gonna say chopsticks or tongs or something. - Yeah.

“- That's probably the only way to do it.”

- Chopsticks, I think you look cool with a Dorito and a chopstick. - It's very fancy. - I think that's a family tradition. - Yeah, it's a religious thing. - Yeah.

- It's like smoking like a long cigarette. - Yeah. And this is from a guy who calls himself Kyle the olive freak. This is gonna be also a serial related thing. - Okay.

- Okay. - Chips that it was global. As a late night snack, I enjoy is, I eat a bowl of regular Cheerios and milk, but I put olives in it.

I grew up in a household with limited snack options, so I had to get creative. Admittedly, I do love olives more than the average person. Extra, extra 30 more, teenies, for example. But I think this snack kind of works

is for when I want a bowl of cereal, but I'm also feeling wild. No one in my life has ever tried it after I tell them. - They never would.

- They never would, they never would.

- And then our relationship changes forever. - And what's this listeners name? - We all look free. - Kyle the olive freak. - Kyle the olive freak again.

Yeah, that is definitely wilder and yuckyer. - And I eat, you know, lays potato chips with a spoon. - Yeah, yeah. - I'm a cereal of the purest.

Yeah, this is important. - What cereal would go best with olives? - None. - No, it is not one. - What would you want?

I think maybe something not as sweet, I don't know. - I mean, maybe like something that could smush, like, I don't know corn flakes or something. - Corn flakes. - Corn flakes.

- I like something bland. - Blanned. - Yeah, let us know. - Or I wouldn't even see the olive. - Or the best cereal for olives. - What's the best olives cereal?

- But I think that's the clear winner of this matchup. - Okay, far and away, sure. - And this is a four way or this is, there's two more. - That was, no, all right, one more two way and then we're up to the, the, the 332 is over.

- Okay, okay. This person says, I love the feel and sound of peeling vegetables, especially carrots. If I have some carrots that have gone bad, I will still peel them before throwing them out

just to get that sweet peeling experience. - Okay, I mean, I wouldn't say, - Are you a vegetable peeler? - I buy like a big bag of baby carrots and I eat a lot and sometimes my wife will say I'm turning orange

'cause I've eaten too many carrots. - Sounds like an old wife's tail. Not to call your wife old.

- Yeah. Okay. - But nothing wrong with the peel is what you're saying. - Yeah, if I have a, like, a, a orange hue, I don't know, looks like maybe I do,

but that's, some people like that. - Yeah, I am, some people too, they try, they strive for it, they're whole lives. Yeah, I'm not useful in the kitchen, but if my wife is making a chicken soup,

once in a blue moon, she will ask me to peel the carrots. - Yeah.

- But I'm never buying carrots with the peels.

- Well, I don't eat the baby carrots.

“I think I've said it in practice for 'cause they give me hiccups”

immediately. So I eat a baby carrot, it's instant hiccups. - But normal size carrot is fine. - Fine, I mean, I don't eat them, but I believe it's fine.

- Yeah, I hate to break it to you. I think the, baby carrots is, like, a fallacy. I think that they, they cut the real carrots into baby carrots. - It's possible, but I don't eat a carrot.

I'm not, but funny, I eat it in things, you know what I mean? - Yeah. - I never munch on a carrot, but a baby carrot is like, I've munched on. - Okay.

- So you're saying, I might, if I ate a plain carrot, it might happen to me. - I think so.

- I agree, but it hasn't happened,

probably since I was six years old. - Okay. So we got carrots, and the peel, the peel, the peel and super fan, and that's going up against, I think all food is better as leftovers,

if you don't reheat it. So I'll often order take out, put it in the fridge, wait till it's cold, and then eat it. (laughs) Hmm, the crazy take.

- Yeah, this is pretty, I think, this is not necessarily yucky here, but more bizarre. - This is mean, you order Chinese take out, if it's hot, you don't eat it, or it's like,

it's already not hot, let me make it cold, like I don't even understand. Also, don't order soup then. - Mm-hmm. - Why, you can have a cold soup, like a spachio?

- Yeah, but you're like, you want an extra soup, you're having a cold, I don't think so. - This is tough, neither one are yucky, but I would say that I like everything, all my food cold and leftover is better.

It's almost like you're always like cooking a day ahead.

It's like everything is like, I'm, I'm Dan, I'm gonna, like, I got a microwave chicken for tomorrow, and put my microwave chicken, and then today, I'm gonna eat the chicken, I'm microwave yesterday.

“- Yeah, so this is, I think, a little freakier.”

The peeling is a little quirky, but not quirky, but yeah, I don't think either one's going too far, the bracket. - All right, let's go back up to the left side, start working through the sweet 16.

We've got our mouth clean, experts in the person who puts clean in the mouth, they don't swallow it, they chew it, reverse the hot car person, two of the more memorable. - I think I said, I would do the hot car,

the clean-ups, I got a very visceral reaction to it. - So grossed me out like nothing we've ever done on the podcast. - Yes, so it makes my teeth hurt, just thinking about it. - I'm definitely team clean-ups.

Good shot to go all the way. - I agree, then we have our inner ear camera, which Rob thought was more normal than a kiva did against the mobs, the shoomopper. - The thing about the inner ear camera

that I thought was yucky was that, and could you reread it because they said they like that it is the dirtier the better? - She says, I'm obsessed with my inner ear camera, I bought a Amazon, the grosser my ear is the better,

I'm really disappointed when there's nothing to pick out. So I'll save it for every few days. I'll even take screenshots so I could look it later if it's really gross. I mean, that is commitment to the bit.

- Yeah. - I'll screenshot it.

“Yeah, I think to me the obsession with the inner ear wax”

and not even like the obsession with I wanted to be clean. I like it dirty to me is the shoomop seems very inefficient but this is I think bordering more on the yuck. - Yeah, I mean imagine like, you hear sometimes like, hey,

actually bar their phone and you can't believe what I saw in there like, you wouldn't even know, it's like, oh, did you go caving? - You can't even tell what it is. - Yeah.

- Did you go spelunking? - Yeah, is it stalagmide or stalagtite? Did they tell you? - Yeah, and it's like a secret you keep to your death. Like, not didn't tell that was my ear.

- Yeah, and what is that grass that's growing? Like there look like there's like tall weeds also in the cave, what is that? - Yeah, and that's going up against not using them out, but cleaning the floor

to what distracts on my feet. - Yeah, I think it's your wax camera. - The wax camera. - Your wax camera's going to spike after this podcast. - I'm going to put it into the code.

- Go to Roblox.com/Amazon for your wax camera. Is that still work? - Please. - Let's see, I don't know. - I think, no, I think that the links are not working there.

I do think that the podcast made $41 last month

- We could do much more on just on the camera sales.

- Let me see if I can get that fixed. - All right, then the next matchup

“is the person who has to rub their feet together.”

That was kind of a week region. That's probably going to lose to the guy who makes himself gag while brushing his teeth. - Oh, that's definitely way yuckier, then. Like, you rub your feet together, okay, so what?

I make myself gag when I brush my teeth on purpose 'cause I like it. - I mean, that's from the parties. - Yeah. - For sure.

- Yeah. Now, I have to rub, just to like close the loop on the feet thing, I like to rub my feet together or I rub my feet with my hands. - My impression is together.

Like, can you read it? Can you read it again? - Yes, when I go to bed, before I fall asleep, I have to rub my feet together. - To get it.

- I've done since I was a kid and never stopped.

- My guess is that just means that you're-- - Yeah. - As if you were starting a fire. - Okay.

“- For how long, I mean, I just might have some questions.”

- But, yeah, I think that this is-- - My bad, I'm assuming barefoot, no socks. - Yeah. - That is, I mean, I famously go to bed in socks, but I think most people do not.

I love seeing clusters of holes or bumps, especially people with pictures of smallpox or barnacles or things. - Right, right. - There's a phobia for it, et cetera. And that's going up against the person who likes

when the dog wicks their toes. - Listen, I think that the-- I like when the dog licks my toes is veering into a totally different realm. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I'm gonna just assume, like, okay, I like--

I'm ticklish, I like this. So I'm gonna say, not as yucky as I like to look at holes including pictures of people with smallpox. - Mm-hmm. - Yeah, the smallpox really tied the room together.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay, and then we'll just--

“- Really, yeah, I mean, could that guy go to sleep?”

Or I'm assuming it's a guy. Could that listener go to sleep if a dog licks their feet instead of them rubbing them together? - That was a good question. We could kill two birds.

- What if a dog licks their feet while they're rubbing them together? Would they instantly pass out or would they be wide awake? - I guess depends on the listener, 'cause they'll probably have a folky of that.

- Maybe. - What if we involve bell hooker and it's the mouse licks your foot before you go to bed? Just running around the room. - I think a mouse licking your foot, I think,

you know, if it was like, you know, the right mouse, I think it might be, you know, delightful. - Okay, it's interesting that the gross region is almost exclusively female. We do have the one tooth pressure guy.

- Okay. - So what do you think? Smallpox or make myself getting brushing teeth, which would be in the final four? - Boy, this is tough one.

- This is tough. So I guess I have to go off of which is, which is yucky or, I think? - Like if you had to explain later to your kids or something, what was in the bracket?

Or your wife. What would be like grosser? - I like to make myself, almost, I like to make myself gag while brushing my teeth to me is yucky or I would rather look at pictures

of people with smallpox and barnacles and acorn holes than make myself throw up or almost throw up with my own tooth brush. - But also how often do they do it? I like doing it, but I only do it by accident

and it happens once a month. - You did it again? - I hope, by the way, this is not the same person, Rob, I hope this is not the same person who purchased their teeth once a day at work after practice.

- Yeah, it doesn't do it at work, they're like us. Throwing up a baby. - But what if you just need a boiled egg at work, then that's maybe why, maybe they're there? - But could you read the game?

- I read about the toothbrush again? - Yeah, I find it oddly satisfying to make myself gag while brushing my teeth. - Is it an electric toothbrush or manual? - You'd say it's a great question.

Like are you trying to improve your gag reflex? Is it like resistance training? I don't know, I don't have the answers. - 'Cause there's probably, there's some utility there. So, I think that's worse.

I mean, that's more, I would have a more, my gag reflex is starting to get into gear as I'm hearing about this. Not the similar from Kleenex in the mouth and I would say that, looking at the pictures of the whole,

I do not have the same gag reflex. - Yeah, so I wish when you voted for us.

Like 'cause I'm personally more grossed out by the barnacles, but if you said you have to do one, I would do the barnacles during a meal, I'm not gonna make myself throw up with the two. Okay, so I'll put it through.

Okay, the smallpox really, yeah.

- Wait, so, are you putting the two first through?

- No, I'm putting the barnacles in. - Oh, so then it's tie. - Oh, I thought you, oh, I, sorry, I thought you put the other one. - I am the other one. - I am the other one. - Got it, I thought, but I thought you were said

it's more normal. Okay, you're voting for it. All right, is Brandon there? - He is. - And then we, then we got to decide a really tough one.

- I'm here. - Can you reset for me again? - All right, that I enjoy occasionally making myself gag with the toothbrush while I'm brushing my teeth. Or, I enjoy looking at pictures of things

with very small holes, such as barnacles, woodpecker, acorn trees, and people with smallpox.

“- No, I think you have to hand it to the toothbrush guy.”

I think that's a, like looking at the pictures as passive. You know what I mean?

I think that, it's not an active pass to do it.

- It's not like I have friends with smallpox so I can, look at their pictures. - Yeah, he's not touching smallpox. That's an active action. This guy is, he's fully doing whatever

he's doing to the toothbrush. - Okay. - Well, I'll answer. - All right. - He's like the winner of this bracket.

- He's been in the tough to have a winner of this bracket. - There's, yeah, there's some girl, like there's some. - This is a real, some heavy hitters out there. - Yes. - I'm here when you need it.

- And here is, okay, so a way, Brandon, you voted for, this is for us. - This is the toothbrush guy. - Okay, so, all right, next up, the person who loves the book Kleenex and their mouth.

Again, they don't swallow up and they stuff it to you and until the entire Kleenex,

“I could barely make it through reading this one.”

That's how you know it's bad. Kleenex is the moist that I throw it in the garbage. I love the sound that makes on my teeth. I runically a Kiva editorial note here. I hate the sound, I thought, put it on my teeth.

I love the feeling that starting a dry and then getting wet as I type this is hard not to make it sensual, 100% it's not, who's a craving I don't know. - Oh, it's not sexual at all. (laughing)

- Nick, no, let's say. - Yeah. - This is not at all sexual. - Yeah, yeah, your partner does not like this, I'm guessing.

- Okay. - And versus the interior camera. I use the Kleenex as worse. - Yeah, because like, I was like, I thought like, hey, this is a new concept

and I don't even know the inner camera and the Rob's like, yeah, we're buying this accidently off Amazon. - Yeah. - Like, I guess we're having the inner ear camera, I just didn't like that they were looking,

they wanted their ears to be, they were happy when their ears were disgusting. And taking screenshots. - Okay, so all right, so we 16 on the other side, we've got Mel Hooker's rat and mice habit.

I did love the Cheap Pointed Out. There's a huge mouse market in St. Louis, Missouri, which to me would imply that she has something to do with the mouse market or at least get stuff from there. And versus the person whose family

gives way to in-depth details when they travel on an airplane, including saying they have been acquired and giving them to the airport. - I don't think I voted for the mice in the, I don't know what they were,

what were they up against the first time around? - The Mayo on the Hot Dog. - Yeah, I think that, but I think that the mice is more yuckyer than that I've been acquired.

- Yeah, we were kind of good.

And also like, does your family never pick you up?

'Cause then everyone would know you've been acquired. It's like, I've been picking you up from the airport. You acquired me. - Okay, and that's why it's gonna pick you up. You've been acquired.

- We'll acquire you. The person who loves the smell of bus exhaust, wet cement tires versus black olive sour cream. This is another tough one. Is it tough matcha?

- So the, I love the smell of the exhaust, the cement. Like, I kind of like understand where that person is coming from. It's like, if you don't really have control, what weird smells you like, you know? - Yeah, this might be like a Boston Rob type of like,

this is like construction like this is, we're builders, we're doing things. So I think it's bad for you.

“I think it's dangerous and I don't think you should do it.”

I do not get the appeal of, I eat sour cream with olives. - Yeah, so you're voting sour cream. - Like we're sort of like, not chose supreming, hold the nachos. - Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, I'm with you. I think the sour cream and olives is pretty bad. - Yeah, get a spoonful of nachos in there at least. - I would like that.

but I think it's properly-- - How are you going to win either? - I think it's yuckier than the, like I'd rather smell cement than eat sour cream and olives. I'd rather eat some at the sour cream and olives.

Okay, the woman eating a corn cob on her morning commute, that made me laugh. - Yep. - Going up against Dan's three times a day, very bizarre eating habits.

- The woman who's eating the corn cob, we have so many questions, but it wasn't even our listener.

- I know I didn't vote for Dan in the first round,

“but I think I would put him through over the corn cob.”

- I agree. - If it was our listener, this could be-- - I love to eat a corn on the cob every day and as I'm driving, I hear you, but I saw it one time, we don't know necessarily.

Like did she have a, was her family kidnapped and they said, hey, if you don't eat this whole corn cob in 10 minutes while driving 60 miles an hour, your family is goner. - She on the television show jury duty and it's like,

hey, everyone in this office eats corn in the cob on the way to work every day. - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. - We give you a free corn in the cob at night.

- And then when you get to the office, then you're gonna brush your teeth and get from everybody. (laughing) - We're really tying everything together. - Then eat a poiled egg.

- Yeah. - And then as a mouse, the person who eats-- - The person who only eats leps, who's cold food, they let leftovers get cold in the fridge. Versus our beloved cauliflower freak.

- Yeah. - Who puts olives in this street? - I would rather eat every meal of my life cold than one bowl of olive cereal. - I agree.

“I think olive cereal oil says to be Dan's 21st century.”

- Yeah, with olive cereal through. - Yeah. - Yeah, I'm with you. And will that face another, will it be an olive final four or are we gonna put the walls in the, in the, in the final four?

- Well, I think the listener's really pandering to a key this hatred of olives. I don't know how, like, do I, I don't even talk about it that often that they know about it.

- No, by the way, my wife and I are so different because it's her favorite food. - Wow. - Like she loves olives. - Yeah, and it really makes her happy

because deep down she doesn't like sharing food

and she knows she will never have to share anything

olive related. So it makes her so happy that she'll never have to share that with me. - Have olive oil, you care about that? - Yeah, I'm fine with olive oil.

- I'm a olive oil guy. - I don't know, I probably did, it's not olive enough. You know, the black olives, I think that there are like two distinct flavors of black olives.

And I don't even know how to tell the difference, but you, every black olive, it's like, oh, this is gonna be delicious or like, super bitter and gross. - No way to tell. - Yeah, okay.

All right, a key, where are we at? - Reset them.

“- Okay, so are we voting at olives over Mel Hooker?”

We are, right? - Yeah. - Okay. - All right, so the board is, we got Kyle the Alfrig, who's eating olives and Cheerios, going up against olives with sour cream.

Very like first likes, let me final on the right side. The left side is the mouth, the next lady against the teeth brushing gag. - Yeah, very much teeth bracket. - Yeah.

- Is this final four? - Final four. - This is the final four, yes. - Wow, teeth versus olives. - Yes.

- Okay. - Four cleanest versus olives. - Well, the cleanest is a teeth thing. - True. - And we have two, we have two oral hygiene things against two olive things.

- Correct. - Yeah, everything here goes in your mouth, even though I'd argue that other than a toothbrush none of them should. Okay, all right, so let's start with the easy one.

olives, rather what grosses you have more, the olives at the sour cream or the olives in the cereal, you know where I'm voting. It's not even the cereal, it's milk with olives. - Yeah, that's what I mean.

- Yeah, well, to me cereal is cereal and milk. Like that is a holy thing you're breaking up. - So if it was like dry Cheerios and there's a couple of olives in there, okay. But once we pour the milk in,

- Wouldn't even make the bracket. - I think that that to me is worse than the sour cream and olives, because as I mentioned before, like if you had a plate full of nachos,

the sour cream and the olives would have a place there.

But you would never pour milk over all of it.

So to me, I think the olive cereal is worse. - Yeah, 100% 100%. Congratulations, Kyle, the olive freak. - Yeah, you're in the final. And I think I've loved the run of the toothbrush gagging,

but to me, X is just so much more bizarre and gross. But you might disagree. It gets a strong reaction at me. I don't understand, like the following would you do later if I said you had to do one, which is either thing

of Kleenex or make yourself act with it.

I would have to put it, like,

would I rather put a tissue in my mouth

“or would I rather make myself gag with a toothbrush?”

I would rather put a tissue in my mouth. - Yeah, I think I'm the opposite. - I would be hard to describe. - But the machine though was so visceral in the way it was described that it was so fluid.

- It was so fluid, this woman. - Yeah, let me get Brandon's opinion on this. - Okay, I don't understand the full scope of the tissue throwing you into the trash. - Okay, okay, I'll read it again.

I love to put Kleenex on my mouth. I don't swallow it, but I stuff it and chew it until the entire Kleenex is fully moist, really throwing as gross stuff as possible there. And then I throw it in the garbage.

I love the sound that makes it my teeth. I love the feeling of it starting out dry then getting wet. As I type this out, it's hard not to make it sensual,

but 100% is not, by the way, very descriptive.

I didn't think it was. It was a craving, I got when I was pregnant for somebody who didn't just stuck with me, yes, I know I'm weird. - Yeah, that's weird.

That's what, I mean, really the essence of the yucking your yum bracket is something they really like that we all think is disgusting. Like that, that thing moves on over. - Now if we had a census and we asked the listeners,

how many of you do X?

“I think more people would do the teeth brush gagging.”

- More people make themselves gag with the tooth brush? - No question, no question, I agree with that. - Yeah because Kleenex is gonna be one. Rob Kleenex is gonna be one. There's a chance we'll get five tooth brush gaggers.

- Some people probably, I don't know, there's the leemic people, they probably wanna throw up anyway, they're killing one stone. - You could also do that by-- - He's got to be more than one person.

- You could do it by accident, but do you like it? - They like it, but they do it for fun, sure. - It's not to say that this is like, "Oh, how do you even, I don't even understand? "How are you gagging from your tooth brush

"that this read the listeners email again?" - Okay, the gagging one is much more simple. He says, I find it oddly satisfying to make myself gag while brushing my teeth. I'm gonna give it to the tissue, but I'll only because,

and I would rather, I would rather put the tissue in my mouth than make myself gagged with a tooth brush. Sorry. But the, the length that the listener took to be as descriptive with there,

I think should be rewarded. So in, in the case of a tie, I'm giving it to the person who wrote the better submission. - I would agree, she wrote a better submission. I almost do want to do an anonymous poll.

Do you do this and see if I'm right for next week? I'm gonna put this in the poll. - And then you'll take a big victory lap if three people say that they make themselves gag with a tooth brush as opposed to--

- What if it's 10? - Well, what if there are four people who eat a tissue? Like, I don't know, like, how many people do this was not a question?

It's like, which is yuck here is the question? - Are you gonna, are you gonna meet the kind that's in my body and soul just talking about it? - Okay. - A tooth brush gagging doesn't, even though it doesn't.

- I lose me out. - I have a tissue here. I'm gonna do it really quick off camera. - Go for it. - Okay.

- You do it. - I'm gonna do it, and then we'll talk about it. - I won't even be able to make a, that tissue won't even be moist. You won't even be able to get it all the way.

- Yeah. - Okay.

“All right, so it's a tissue versus the olive cereal?”

- Olive cereal. - Clean ex-versal of cereal. - Yeah. - This is a good matchup. - Okay.

- And how to go? - Can I find, it's horrible immediately. - Yeah.

- They're not even a second word.

- It makes me nauseous. - It makes me nauseous. - Oh, my cereal. - I'd guess though. - I think this is probably a shorter suffering moment. Like you can probably do this quicker.

And it would still be bad. Like olive cereal is really a barrier to entry for me. - It would ruin cereal for me forever. Like when my grandfather accidentally poured sprite in my soup instead of water,

when I told him to do that. - Yeah, I'm trying to think if I was like on big brother and there was a challenge of, could I keep the, put the tissue in my mouth or eat the bowl of olives?

I think I would just eat the bowl of olive cereal without flinching, but I wouldn't like it. The, I think it might be, again, I might gag from the tissue of my mouth. - Yeah, this is really, it's top.

I didn't think it would be this bad. I'm like, I'm hearing it. I'm like, you know, I think a paper towel is probably easier 'cause it's more like course. - You wanna try that?

- This is, yeah. - Yeah, look at that. - Mm-hmm. - The quicker, the quicker. - The quicker.

you should try the quicker.

“- Okay, all right, I think I'm gonna go with the tissue”

over the olive cereal. - And this is tough though, 'cause the olive cereal is, to me, is repugnant and really, one of the grossest things the person could do. But there was a lot of food submissions,

dozens of food submissions and many of them were gross. This is uniquely gross. She knows she's weird. So I don't know if that helps parts it, you know, that's like, 'cause the next person

she went up against in the first round

or one of those first, come on, so it's like, oh, I'm sure more people will also say that the Elmer's glue thing. I'm not gonna be the only person to say, I cover my whole end and Elmer's glue.

Even though of course she was. - Yeah. - Shout it to the ladies, by the way. Mostly women here, yeah, that's all cute out of the street. - Yeah, yeah.

But I'm gonna say our champion for today is woman who loves the book Kleenex and her mouth. Mothletum to you. - Congratulations. - Celebrate with a victory.

- Yes, yes, okay. Tissues for everybody else, but not to put your mouth to cry,

because our winner is the lady

who puts Kleenex tissues in her mouth for fun. Okay, all right. We are gonna spin the wheel today. We are gonna find out what's gonna be coming on, as we culminate brackets season.

We did three brackets this month. - I've been in fun. It was reformed in a very-- - It's like the specific four episode brackets. - It's a great job.

- Great.

“- So what brought up to turn these into brackets tonight?”

- We've got episode three, 18 coming up next. We have season three, episode seven, coin flip guest choice, listeners, choice. Okay, good year, tri-tanic, or the tri-tanic on three x. We got the pantry raiders, telephone game,

the marriage ref, ET movie commentary,

and won't you be my neighbor? Okay, so-- - Yes, I do think we should, we do need some more ideas when we're sure-- - Sure, sure.

- For sure, I beg this week, but I do think, I do think we should maybe add a oops-all mail bag at some point in the next month or so. Okay. (tapping)

We should do oops-all mail bag as a non-canonical episode at some point, but this is ET movie commentary episode three, 18. - Okay, all right, that's fun. - Okay.

- All right, so we will do that, and we'll do it to watch ET, we'll do the mail bag, while ET is going on. - Molly's phone in home. - Molly's phone in home.

I know the right to like the point where it gets a little less to talk about about two thirds of the way through. - Oh, I've seen ET, but I was so scared of it, I don't like know it as well as some of these other movies. - Okay.

- You know, that'll be interesting. - But you know the gist. I definitely know the gist of the movie, yeah. But I'm not an ET expert. - Okay, all right, so I am an ET expert.

We will talk about ET as we'll phone home. Now, Robin to keep a phone home. Call that it's the name of the episode. Robin to keep a phone home next week. - Let's phone home.

- Okay, all right. So, keep it, what's coming up for you? - We're gonna continue with brackets season. We did an MLB preview yesterday on 32 fans also.

- Mm-hmm. - Baseball season starting, what's, by the time you listen to this, it just started. - Sure.

- And yeah, that's mostly what's going on. What about you? - Okay, yeah, we got all the podcast going on. It's Survivor 50, so you know what we're doing over here. So, check that out on Rob has a podcast.

The podcast, little podcast I do with, I'm not podcasting with the Kiva. - Mm-hmm, okay.

“- All right, remember, a Kiva is the future.”

- Okay, the future is a Kiva, whether the future is a Kiva, or the future hash tag, the future is a Kiva. - All right, thank you everybody. Take care of a good one, bye.

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