S5 EP24: A World Without Traditional Dates for Homecoming

And now that girl is missing.

“How did I like you to come back with me to Alaska?”

Is that an invitation or an order? Listen old man, this is my house, and since my parents aren't home, what I say goes. You and your commando wannabes are trespassing on private property. Yeah, leave holiday alone. This is none of your business, children.

Don't be rude to her, Dr. Wittier. My daughter Monica, idolizes you. Yo, Monica, for sale, of course. Yes, you know with my daughter, from Monica's academic accomplishments. I'd like a moment alone with holiday.

No change. We aren't going anywhere, but it's okay, guys. I'll talk to him. But if my friends have to go, so do yours, Dr. Wittier.

We're going to have this conversation one on one.

Fair enough. Ben, stand down. You can wait for me by the helicopter. Holiday, let it down. He gets Thanksgiving. I'm good.

Holler if he needs us. I'm not scared of these freaks. Thanks, James. I'm sorry, holiday. I'm up all of this.

All good. Come on, Monica, let's go. Thank you for agreeing to speak with me holiday. Look, I understand that I made look like your daughter, but I'm visiting from out of town.

Just trying to save up some money to get home. Who sent you back here? Sarah's? The growing version of Monica? I don't.

Here's a story that may help to jog your memory. When my daughter Adelaide was a toddler and learning how to speak, she couldn't pronounce her name. She called herself Adelaide. And from that her nickname became holiday.

So let's be honest about who you are. Your mind little girl. And you're here from the future. Sit here, Mom, so I can make sure the framing is right.

“Does this doctor Adam had really need to see my face in the video call?”

I'll chime in when I have to. He claims he worked for Whittier, so I was hoping you two could bond over that. You said he's an expert in bio cybernetics. Strange.

I've never heard his name.

And he replied to your post so quickly. Are you sure the guy's legit? I guess we'll find out soon enough. Well, thoughts, comments. Birdie.

You look gorgeous, honey. Do you think? We know. Why did you get so grown up? Seriously.

Your date is going to think he hit the lottery when he sees you. Mom, I told you, Brian's not my date. He's a friend. I'm just going with Brian because he's new to our school. And I wanted to go to the dance.

But the boy has eyes, right? You guys talking about Birdie's date? Oh, Bird, check you out. Miss Birdie cleans up very nice. Thanks, I bought.

You look pretty snazzy yourself, Si.

“You're wearing a suit just to play chauffeur for me and my date?”

Or, I mean, friend. Actually, I'm going to the dance, too. Buy yourself. Good for you. Don't let anyone tell you it's loserish.

If you must know, I'm taking Bringley. Hey, Emily. That must be my date, friend. I'll get it. You guys, please try to act normal.

Like, don't say anything embarrassing, okay? No promises. James. Well, hello there. I'm James Anders.

I work at the military base. You excited for tonight? Think carefully about how you answer her. Dad, mom, sigh, this is Bring. Hello, Bringley.

Yeah. It's nice to meet you all.

Okay, uh, Bringley.

Now sit on the snowmobile.

I'm wearing a trust daddy.

“Side saddles, fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.”

Now go over and pretend like you're, uh, chopping wood. Daddy, this is like, pick your number seven thousand. It's not every day. My baby goes to a homecoming dance.

I come out. It's just one more. I promise. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. With the axe over your head.

Like this. Perfect. Oh, my goodness. Shame your mother couldn't be here to see this. Yeah.

Hell, at least we'll have these pictures to show her when she wakes up. She's so proud of the woman you're turning into. We both are. Thanks, daddy.

And whatever happens tonight,

I know this will never change.

Uh, this? I just mean, uh, did you see that? Uh, what? No, I thought,

I thought I saw someone over there in the woods. Never mind. You think I'm from the future? Talk to Lydia, I don't mean to be disrespectful. Don't insult us both by attempting to play me for a fool.

I'll always be grateful to Monica for helping to save your life, but I have no interest in continuing these time travel mind games. I really don't know what you mean. How about we make a deal? You said you want to go home?

“What if I find a way to send you back to where you came from?”

No more questions asked. And in return, you pass a message along to your cohorts in the future. No more visitors. Leave me, my company, and our family alone, or else. What does or else mean?

I know quite a bit about young Monica.

I could do all kinds of things to disrupt her future. That boy who was flexing his muscles earlier, James Anderson's, Monica's future husband, Cyrus's father. Dr. Wediger, I really don't know what you mean.

James and Monica, they, they don't, they don't know. Holiday, holiday, what's wrong? The girls passed out. Come get out. We're taking holiday back to Juneau. Oh, hey, Cyrus.

Friendly, you look so, ready for a homecoming dance. You know me, can't resist a chance to dress up, even though the stances and BD. Next business day? No big deal.

Oh, right, because we're on a mission, not a date. Definitely not a date. There's Britney's date, Cyrus. Nice monkey soup. Glad you dressed up for my girl.

She looks great, right? She's, uh, uh, yeah. That's a trick question, isn't it? Cyrus hurry up. It's cold out in the car.

Hey, Brinley. Hey, Mr. Pastor neck. I'm Birdie. Uh, Birdie. That's a name and a very adorable one.

Hey, everyone. Is this your day, Birdie? No. He's my friend. Badger, Badger.

Have we met before? You seem vaguely familiar to me. I thought the same. Hmm, me too. Don't think so.

Guess I just have one of those faces. Hmm.

“All right, so let me get a few pictures of the four of you before you go.”

Oh, Daddy. Don't block my shoes, Birdie. They make the look. Whatever. Okay, now, uh, all right, now, uh, stand together.

Uh, there we go. Yeah, now, say, uh, Caribou. Oh, just go with it. Caribou. Okay, we better get going.

We have a job to do. I mean, dance to get to, uh, I, you give them a nice time. Take lots of pictures. Cyrus, hang on.

Yeah. Just making sure we're on the same page. We're going to go to the dance, action normal, and then find pen before anyone else does. That's the plan.

I mean, it's not like we're just going to answer, have fun or anything. No, no, of course not. All business. Right.

Cyrus, I like your suit. Thanks. I like your dress. Just do me a favor. Try to stay in this timeline if you can.

I'm worried about holiday. She's been talking to Dr. Wittier for a long time. Guys, come here. Look outside. Whittier's men are loading holiday into the helicopter.

What? My goodness. She was so unconscious. Come on.

Stop her fear. Whittier, do it hard.

Whittier, think you're taking holidays.

Come back here. Monica, let her go. I can't. I can't. Stay back.

Kick. Close the pit. Whoa. Hey, mom, stay close by.

“It's almost time to connect with Dr. Adam Head.”

Here we go. Who's calling me? Hello? Hey. Penn.

Is that you? Yeah, hi. By me, James.

Are you coming to the homecoming band?

Haha. If this is an invitation, you're a little late pensioner. I need you.

“Can you get out of when you're poor for the night?”

Yeah. Sure. I'll find a way. We're a dress. Okay.

A dress. Thank you. Everyone in charge? Da. Cyrus, let's go.

I want to be right through the dance.

I'm really excited to go for the. Bring me. Cyrus, what are you doing? Take my hand. Why?

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