#172 - Nick Mullen and Dan Soder

And yes, I am parked at a wah wah, but don't worry about that. What I want you to worry about is the fact of the dream boat tour.

The final leg of the dream boat tour is kicking off soon. And a lot of the dates are sold out, but we still have tickets for Jacksonville at Land Till we just added a second show by those tickets up if you're in the ATL. What is some other big Rochester Milwaukee by those tickets and also the Baltimore special taping April 24th and 25th four shows three are sold out. There's a few tickets left to the Friday late show Come be a part of the special taping. We're going to tape all four shows. The best stuff will get into the final product. So anyway

Enjoy this super fun episode with two of my favorite guys in the world to riff with. I think you're gonna have a nice time. See you on the road Welcome everybody to Starveys Road 904 800 staff calling will solve your problems I got my good pals Nick Mullin, Dan Sutter on the couch in the makeshift Lowry side studio. I feel like I'm in to do the stunts for Adam

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The shirts I wasn't allowed to buy in middle school. You weren't allowed to buy in Mossamo. It was that It wasn't a target. I was only by the target brand. They became target after I got out of the game Oh, I wish I would have done this. I know you mean because I remember buying a Mossamo picot and being like I'm fucking rich

“From target. Oh, I thought you said you weren't allowed to buy because they were like your mom was like I hate”

Science yeah, she's like I don't fuck with fascists

I was like what the grandpa died in the world But if you don't know rad is a BMX movie and it's like one of those 80s movies where it's like the bad guys coming in town The bad BMX Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they do evil be in the end But aren't Rachel and Becky and Becky has to are you sure a hundred percent?

It's Becky for sure. Yeah, we just fuck his race famous put twins in her in full house. I was like damn right You did who's it? Who's it? Who's it on Rachel then? Is there not Rachel? There's a miss Rachel the full house No on full house was just in Becky. Mr. Rachel, you know the child educator who's poisoning our children's minds This won't give all the time to help you Oh, oh, yeah, this is what it was like Palestinian children, too, and the people like not anymore

They're targets For this complicated weapons

“You have to be that lady it'd be like she is my enemy”

You've ever seen in your life, just like your guys throwing a knife at a wall back in the day about mr. Rogers Take your shoes off when you come in the house All right, where your shit is that mr. Motherfucking Rogers shut up to him not having any creepy Thank God, dude. So what in England got caught fucking all well. That's more of an English thing rather That's spoiled being British who was he Gary Glitter that you know he was he was the one that did the stadium music

Yeah, that was such a bad yeah, but he's also better for a but no, he's such a bad pedophile He got kicked out of time. It's a vill. Jimmy Jamie. Yeah, yeah, and he was like you got a tyland That's like Let's kick out of the Chinese before yeah, I can't see for but that that's in curry Take all

He's doing he's doing three-to-a-lap He's gonna six back on his life fuck that guy just that guy just thought like the MC's we're the MC listeners about sell outs He's like now, man. I'm not for all that. We're prepared I'm going to come with a tyland kick out the farm table

Oh You guys were mainstream with that. That's All you're hanging out with Bill Clinton. Oh now pet now even the Jews get set of feeling I need monkey brains before I just sucked off

I'm gonna say no shout out to Gary But Jimmy Savo was like the wasn't he like British mr. Rogers? I don't think he was quite mr. Rogers I think he was like But he wasn't like pure willy wonka type. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was yeah, he was just proud falls I think he did like a child show. Yeah, didn't he do I feel like every all of British television is just like

Like a different gay like a different gay guy or like a different guy that might not be gay just barely

Host like having a dinner party because they're always like those panels shows. They're like oh, you know

I've only seen this it comes. Yeah, they have like those sit down shows taking over the Graham Norton Or he's like oh, that one. Yeah, but they all look like they're at like a airport lounge. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That looks like a pretty fun show So I was like so it's like Tom Hanks Julia Roberts. It's like a rock. It's like our elite a list Yeah, and a guy that I've never seen from Britain that everyone loves Yeah, he's on some sitcom about like gardening that's been on British TV forever British TV fucked me up because of the lighting

He was always lit different and that with to me was like what that's not TV Yeah, like shit. I never only watched was there was one show in a in a

“Like hotel store hotel to no fault. He's out of the bed and breakfast, right? I think that's a department store is it?”

Oh, yeah, I watched that and I thought what's his face for Monty Python was in it drum clease, but it was it was just some different different British guy Damn And I remember like bragging being like I know about British shit showed it to someone being like check it out

This show John clease is on. I've never watched any I watched maybe one episode of the British office

I went in a lot of keeping up appearances, but that's it. I thought of that. I haven't seen any of them I don't know what black at a risk. I mean it's just a bean. Oh, is it? Mr. Bean's fucking well, I would like to go back because I I was thinking about Mr. Bean in my head the other day And I'm like that has it has to be bullshit. No, I've watched it now. It has to sell. Well, it's a mystery. I Watched it. Yeah, like almost falls and shit. Mr. Bean just gets himself in the situations in facial expression

The one I remember is him going around his house like using a gun to turn off things They're in the lights off. But that's it's funny. He does I think it would hold up. I think it would hold up. Oh, oh, yeah Court testimony against them. Yeah, just play that back. Is this you was crazy? Because he had someone's success with Mr. Bean and they let him do that one spy move in. They're like we've had enough of this guy Get well, there was rat race where it was also pretty much Mr. He was Mr. Bean and that and then yeah, they made him like Johnny in sexy

It did Johnny English and it's funny because Johnny English was like very I think it would catch on now Because what it you know what it was it was kind of like Tim Allen core for it's like these young guys Don't know shit. It was kind of a boomer a boomer spy thing where it's like like somebody had hacked computers So he had to use analog stuff. So they're like we have a hybrid car for you You know Johnny English. He's like what am I a fucking homo?

Give me a fucking wrote. Yeah, and he asked for the old school like you know muscle car whatever I don't know whatever British car and they're like and it doesn't get hacked or something. I don't know

“I saw like five minutes of it. You that's way more information. I had on Joe. I'm believed that's what happens in John”

I imagine it feels because it came out at the same time as Austin Powers, which was so much better No, did it? Yeah, it's the same general like a 20-year window I love my life like night and like 2000 song. Yeah, what did that three do that three when the gold member come out 2002 Gold members got to be like 2002 gold members got to be like 2002. But gold members

So we rewatched it gold member actually the best part. You can't tell the two gold mr. Beanholds up without checking and then say gold

The first two are great. Spyushag me a regular awesome power Spyushag me the fall off

Which is the one with mini me where there's the silhouette and it's the got the penis. I think that's gold member That that's one of the f-- that's one of the fun. Yeah, but that also and that's seeing where he goes Where they does one lab code and it goes one of us is gonna have to get on the other shoulders And he's got the tiny legs Yeah, that is one of the funniest things anything anyone's up. But I will tell you the problem with gold member is that beyond say very clearly

There was a note that's like she can't be horny publicly Why on the other one? I think it's gonna cost chaos. I don't know but the other two is such a journey

“It's a sexy black women bullsh*t is British fucks. You should be like a scary animal”

Oh, she can't yeah, that's how you get more of them. She's gonna scare everybody along. She's holding it in one scene

2013 You listen to you tone this down. They lay eggs like spying this If she's only we could have known beyond say you found it. It's filming at damn sharpshoobin What if one guy wouldn't be on say was really stupid and she hated Michael Myers, but she thought all the characters are different people Oh, that's funny. She was so she was like fucking fat bastard, and she thought it was a secret between them

That's Michael Myers just thought she was kinky. Mm-hmm. My Myers like she's crazy The fucker is Dr. Evel and she's like what? You know, what are you doing? Yeah, she doesn't know it. Move. Yes, I thought So we're all go workers here my Myers like the pussy so good. I go through three hours of prosthetics

He's got to sit there. He's got to be lectured by a Navy seal

“I know it was the torture to fuck me on set Jim carry, right?”

That was like she hated it, but I will there is a sexual chemistry missing at the first two have

Because Beyonce clearly this was like her she She wants to be in a big franchise. She wants to be a movie star But it's that thing that happens sometimes when it's like very famous people trying sanitized the shit sure so it's like clearly They have this weird and non-sexual relationship and it That zaps Austin completely. Yeah, he actually has lost his mojo more in

Goldmembers the interracial dating because yeah, because yeah, for what? But the first two are which is the one where he's got the card. That's the first one. Okay. That was an awesome I made a maze. It's they're the bits in that. Yeah, also it fucks up Austin powers for me is like the same thing when you find out Eddie Murphy was supposed to be in Ghostbusters You find out Colin Mike Myers wrote Scott evil for Colin Quinn

Which makes make so much noise that he turned it down That's I think what he told me it was like, I don't know I got something going on and my virus like I want to put you in this movie - It's like, nah, nah. (laughing) But it would've been so much funnier.

- It would've been a lot. - It was a 30 year old guy for Brooklyn, man. I don't know how I love you, Dad. - It makes so much, the character makes so much more sense if he's older.

- If he's like, I can just go get my gun. - Yeah. - Come down here, we shouldn't both. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Like, that's so much funnier to me.

- Do you think, now, we have ever gotten robot chicken without Seth Green's juice, because he was doing fine. Seth Green was in airborne, the roller-printing movie. - Was he in comedy movies before awesome powers? - I think he was in that movie.

- He was on buffy. - He was on buffy, but he was doing shit. - He was Seth Green.

“- What was that, what we were doing the other word?”

- But was he like a comedy guy before that? - He was what? - I feel like he is, he's that teen movie which pretend to be like, uh, a sagalo style. - Wait, rapper?

- Yeah. - He was like, don't know. - He was like, okay. - Can you tell me to stop rapping so much? - No, no.

- I'm older in him. - Can you tell me to just be like, look, sagalo. - I need this. - I need this. - I need this.

- I don't want him. (laughing)

- Junior bars, you get 32 bars a month. - It's so awesome. - But she legit wants to be a white rapper. - I didn't know this was happening. - Dude, he's the man.

- He is good. - He's good. - He's good. - Technically good. - But you gotta dope those out so hard.

- Yeah. - Distribution. - Just from a friend. - Yeah, I got a friend. - I'm a room for him.

- Oh, but you're talking about, can't hardly wait. - Can't hardly wait. - He's great movie. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - But he was like a supporting comedic, like teen,

- Yeah, but not like an over the top. - No, probably not, yeah. - Yeah. - But real-life chicken rules. - So do you think that happens

because of Austin Bowers? - He's got a lot of juice. I'm saying if you're not Scott Evil, do you have the juice? - Probably not.

- I don't think we would trust him. - So unfortunately for Colin, you know. - We would've got a couple of words here in the top. - Sometimes. - That's interesting.

“- Honestly, I would rather have Colin done it.”

And robot chicken really is the thing that you watch when the thing on adults' whim that you actually wanted to watch was over. - Oh, American dads over. - You're like, oh, watch seven minutes of fucking.

- It's fun. - Robot chicken. - Yeah. - Oh, watch Optimus Prime, you know. - Yeah, in therapy.

- Yeah. - Oh, I don't know why. - I was touched. (laughing) I wanna go back to watch Gold member though,

to see Beyonce have no structural chemistry. - You should watch it and report back. And honestly, we all thought we watched it on the bus. It was the final movie we watched. At the end of the tour tomorrow.

- Driver tour? - Yeah, the driver. - The driver, the driver, the driver. - Go on. (laughing)

- Look at that. - Look at that. - The cops are like, they've got a little you're watching Gold member. (laughing)

- There's no sexual chemistry. - 80 dead. (laughing) - Fucking stop's gonna get Tracy Morgan, but it's back, but it's back,

company with no money. - Yeah, it is. - But they're gonna sue you. - Yeah. - They're like, we got him.

- Fuck, dude. - For what? - These dashcam videos of the Seek, the truck drivers.

- I haven't been following what's going on.

“- Oh man, there's like three accidents now,”

where the first room is hilarious.

It's like the Seek guy just tries to make a U-turn on the highway and it's crazy. (laughing) And then his body is just in the truck for some reason. - I'll do your job.

- If you're in your friend with you, over Seek, you're driving from what I've watched on the internet, it's a buddy system. - Well, they do that here. There's the Seek guy and he's like,

just trying to make an illegal U-turn on the highway. And he turns from the right hand lane on the, and then the Vinnie van comes through and decapitate to like the whole family. And it goes under and he's just like,

(laughing) (laughing) - It does seem good. - Yeah, he does. - It does.

- It does. - It does. - No, there's been a couple more where they just kill like 100 people. - Yeah, a big pile-up.

- Just watch, just, I don't know. You met Seek, guys are all like just so chill. - They are pretty chill. - I think there may be two chill to drive a semi-line. - That's true.

They are a chill, I think. - Aren't those, are they the ones to carry the, - The dagger. - Yeah, it's a dagger. Every Seek, the guy is a warrior.

- You know what I found that recently? You know, you many guys, they have that thing in their belt. - It's a sword. I thought it was a paintbrush. - In case that he said the bust out of the wall.

- It looks like a paintbrush. - Or based some chicken. - If you look at it, yeah. - I was trying to based a roast recently, and I didn't have a brush, I was pissed off.

“- Yeah, well that's why they got that thing off.”

- I would love that. - Don't want to do a waste. - I want to do an egg wash over a fucking, I made some Greek yogurt bagels, and I had no paintbrush, it pissed me off.

So I might start doing that. - We get it up, get into painting. - Yeah. - I get into painting, egg wash, buttering things. - If you want to stop roast water color,

you don't want to ruin this. - At a restaurant while it's coming to you from the kitchen. - Oh, sir, sir, sir, you're back with my balance. - He's just hitting the axe pole from your booth. - What I like is, stop roast, go to the action.

- So they have a sword, huh? - You many guys, they have boseaks, do. - Seaks have a dagger. - We're gonna keep it. - It's like like here, they got a dagger on them.

- Do you understand? - Yeah, that's it. - Oh, that would be cool. - Or in their sleeve? - Mm-hmm.

- That's it. - Your James Bond though, and it's yeah. - Or an awesome powers though, and yeah. - Will Ferrell and he was wearing a turban wasn't he? - Yeah, no, he's wearing a Fez.

- Fez. - We'll fuck it, caps. - What was it, what did, so why did the shriner's, who are the shriner's and why did they have Fez's? - It's Fez's Morocco, right?

- Yeah, that's like a pretty small one. - And then they drive the tiny cards. I only know the jokes from the Simpsons, I don't know. - Yeah, me too, that's the only, that's the only. - Shriner's, is that the one with the,

I thought that's the one with the kid. - There were used to be three of them, and then the youngest one just murdered his father, which, the shriner's, it was Carl and Ron. - No, no, no, no, no, no.

- Shriner's, and the youngest one, I think. - I'd rather you talk about those kids. - Not the Garner. - Oh, oh, I don't know. - Dude, bro, I thought you were talking about the sick kids

that come on, who are those commercials? Those are the writers, right? - But then we talk about that at one point, 'cause they're yes, the sick kids, and then they had, that St. Jude's Hospital.

“- That's why I thought COVID-19, I thought that,”

that one of the guys, one of the kids,

like was this amazing presenter, and so it came off,

like it was very like uncanny watching this boy, who's like disabled, be like, "We need all the support." - He's still got it. - He's still got this Christmas. - This Christmas?

- Yeah. - He's got like that voice that's like slightly handicapped. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - He's like, "Don't forget this Christmas, yeah." - And you go, I don't, I don't like this.

- He could be doing the Golden Globes. - Yeah, they should. - He's like Barack Obama, he has that level of charisma. - Real quick, what have you been typing over there? 'Cause you look like you're doing stuff,

we asked eight fucking questions, "God forbid, you look up one thing." - Oh, wait, what's shrivers? - Shrivers. (laughing)

- I look up, I look up, I look up the will-feral fest day. (laughing) - Did you look up? - The thing we knew about? - Shrivers, you motherfuckers.

- What if that was? - What if that was the power? - No. - Oh, I don't know. - What the fuck have you been doing?

- It's shrivers. - It's too simple. - I don't want to say this. - Shrivers, yeah, you're a farting idiot. - I looked up Maria Shrivers.

- Yeah, yeah. Shout out to her. - Yeah, that kid though, you're right. You don't have a bomb, I like. - If you could save me, yeah.

We need all the help we can get. (laughing) - He's in like one of those high wheelchair. - Yeah, yeah. - They just, they stack them up.

- That seems unsafe. - To be that stacked.

- Okay, they're always like way up here.

And then it's like half the wheelchair is like battery, I guess? - Yeah.

- You're kind of strapped in almost. - I don't know why they didn't do that from the beginning with wheelchair. I changed my mind. They should have big wheels and they should all be.

- I level should be six too. - If you're in a wheelchair. - Oh, that's very smart. - People would respect disabled people more. We wouldn't have needed COVID this year.

- I think they fear them. - Yeah, 'cause you could crush a foot with your big ass.

“- You should be like the black guy from Twist to Metal.”

- Yeah. - I don't know. - Axel, he's got, he's a black guy with wheels and arms. - Yeah. - Oh, he's wheels and arms?

- Yeah. - He's got no sweet tooth, it's clown. - Yeah, dice cream truck one. He's the most popular from that. - Yeah, he's definitely an icon.

They made a twisted metal on peacock. Shout out to Mike Mitchell, friend of the pod. He's on it. - A show? - A show?

- He doesn't feel like he's in the games. It's the guy named Stu. - Well, they have, they made a game in a long time. - But they made a show.

- That was like the first PlayStation game.

- Yeah. - PlayStation, what? - It's scared me. I was like, he's fucking evil. His head's on fire.

- Yeah, yeah. - Because I know sweet tooth, his fucking backstory is that his head was on fire because of Satan or something and then he got, he got cured and the priest who cured him

or whoever cured him was like, "Okay." - They changed it up 'cause I played twist metal one and two and then black. And black was like the Goth one. - Okay.

- Either all in a mental institution. - Oh, interesting. What happened to him is he gets to cured and then they're like, "All right, you can have the cure now."

“The only thing is you can't kill anyone else.”

And then sweet tooth was like, "So I fucking killed him." - Oh. - I can never not kill. And I was like, "Oh my god, this man is pure evil." - Well, can you kill him?

- Sure, did he kill the guy who saved him? - Would you have friends pick him and you're like, "Don't do that." - I'd be like scared as fuck. And honestly, I was not like young either.

I was like 12 or 13. - God, this was last year. - We're your dad's disappointed by your fear. What the fuck are you afraid of? - I remember in the second one,

you can kill all tubes, you can kill all the eye-fold tower. - That was cool in the second one, yeah. - Take that for you. - There was a trick to do it. - Yeah, no, that was the best part.

- Yeah. - It's like, there was a coat for me to go. - It's just, we have to do this to anybody.

They always get picked on to the point that they're like,

"We lost World World Two family badly." - Yeah, but they gave up World War Two and then they tried to, not these came in and the British were like, "Please fight the Nazis in the French Empire." - And the French were holding their assholes open.

- They were in the middle of bending over and being like, "Put it in the hell!" - Yeah, they, they, because of the-- - You can go step right into that bastard. - That's much, literally, in my asshole.

- Oh, you really won't. - Europe would have been fucking lost. If it was, it was it, uh, done Kirk. - Yeah, yeah. - And that, you know, they could have the Germans

could have just fucking killed the rest of the British, but it was the French that like gave up before that. - Push the ass motherfuckers. - Yeah. - And then they just became, then they became Nazis.

- They were like, "Oh, I guess we're Nazis now."

“- That's why all their shit is still there.”

That's why other cool shit isn't bombed. England had a bunch of cool shit, but they were like, "Fuck you, Jericho." - I do respect, honestly, the older I get, the more I respect the, except for, you know,

they Jimmy Seville. - Except for some of you. - After farming out, about Jerichoville and Gary Glitter, I respect the British. - Oh, no, that's not what makes me--

- They're focused on a goal. - I do not respect them, because they're two. - That's what you said. - That's what you said. - Yeah.

- It's easier with that. - Would Nick and I are picking up? - I don't really respect. - You said the only mark against the British, which is that is putting Beyonce in there,

but let it ask them how it is. - Which is ruined the sexual element. (laughing) - When it was a chain smoking British horror, I said, I did it by that sentiment.

- It did ruin the sexual element of Austin Bower. - When it was a raspy skeleton covered in Nicoderm patch. (laughing) - I could jack off them. - No, no, no, fuck it.

- But Nick, red bone woman? - No, no, no, no, no, no. - I say, is this polka harness? - It's not about her body, but about her attitude. - What about her attitude? - And I would like to say both Heather Graham and the other bitch,

Heather, who's the first one?

- Elizabeth Hurley. - Elizabeth Hurley, yeah. - Both of them are also hot. - Okay. - I would like to see her. - It makes me wanna Elizabeth Hurley. (laughing) - I'll start Elizabeth Hurley. - Hurley?

- Yeah, I won't. - Because she's so disgusting. - Because she's a woman. - Because she's fucking no. - Is your gay? - No. - That's what you also do whenever you see pussy. - No. - Elizabeth Hurley?

(laughing) - He's gonna be that pussy of about the Elizabeth Hurley. (laughing) - Oh, guys, I think it's gonna go, I have sex with him. (laughing)

- Nick's boyfriend, Nick's boyfriend. - Thanks boy friends. - He's been doing it now, so he's my last one. - He's been doing it now, too. (laughing)

- He's back in the seeks for after him. (laughing) - There was no guys. - Yeah. - We cut the camera, Nick's stuck, they guys off,

and then we cut it back on. - Wow, how does it go back and make it look like a cut, please? - Mark that? (laughing)

- He got asked to reflux 'cause of all the comments. (laughing) - You can be perfect.

- Goddamn, yeah, so, yep, Austin Bowers first to hold up.

“I don't remember what else we were talking about,”

what's going on with you, Dave. - We're like, dude, we're, dude, of flea. - Are you gonna be-- - 'Cause I'm mommy, Donnie. What's you both doing? - You both brought him in the vice, Sidney.

- I guess he's just-- - I'm an air captain, Scott. - He's Jeffrey Epstein's son, did you see that? (laughing)

- They go wire a bill clinic, Jeffrey Epstein.

- At his brissel, he's muscle, dude. - Magga's just saying-- - It's on anything, now. - It's just, any, I mean, that's crazy. - They were sending, they were sending.

- They were sending. Oh, Mom Donnie's dad, pedophile, Jeffrey Epstein. What's that based on, absolutely nothing? Who's talking? Well, Jeffrey, I'm seeing what the John's revolting character that came in and raised Zoron Yeah, no, John Chivalta would have been his real dad would be John Chivalta. No, the old guy would be he's a real dad

He's the real dad. Yeah, the old guy. So Epstein would be they're saying he's they're saying it's actually his real Oh, it's like DNA. Yeah, it's the old guy. Yeah, yes, they don't get a half-sauce of Christianity He's just that's the whole old man's scene. It's him mutton in there isn't this crazy is it not is a come shot Yeah, the whole opening scene a look who's talking is just him busting in Christy out. Yeah, well, then you see the giz go in the pussy Wherever he goes in there, it's not oh fuck. Oh, just the giz. Have sunglasses on? Yeah, it's talking

Cool giz. That's the one you know is gonna make it. Yeah, it's Bruce Willis. They offered calling the role of the giz You know, I don't know, I'd prefer probably, you know running down a thigh 45 minutes of giz explaining the operation of independence You know, we the people which is interesting because they had people working for him Yeah, this fucking this sperm knows a lot about American history. Yeah, it's called talking com

Yes, that good movie looking is talking by the way great franchise

“They moved it to the dogs. They made the dogs sentient beings. I never saw a look who's talking. I remember that is a youth”

Yeah, that was curstiali's like what's funny is the second one the little girl is Rosanne

So I would I'd rather than if they reboot that they better keep Rosanne and let her go off screen Yeah, I'm confused. I thought you made a young Rosanne was playing a trial. No, no She was the voiceover of a baby Yes, it was was the first step and yeah, then he came back for the sequel and his little sister was voiced by Rosanne now Bruce Willis has like really bad Alzheimer's

Just filming him in a wheelchair wherever he is. I bet one and then having a baby do the voice Yeah, he's like this and it's called hell. Who's talking? I want pudding. Yeah, I want pudding. I want no Christmas I have a poop in my pants, and I want pudding You go and get me more signed off on this

The kids and Demi signed off on this. I believe they did Help who's talking is so fucking fun It's his wife that's doing it Yeah, that's honestly if you're look it's not good But like rich as hell with dementia. It's like you get to be a baby

Why think about Jack Nicholson all the time every day I check to see if he's dead yet because if he's not He's just like in a room somewhere with tears watching. You see what he pops up, but it eats like fucking meatball Yeah, dick sucks. Do you see what he pops up and his hair is fucking wild? He's like yeah It's kind of at the best way to die like he And you by the way going see now old. It's nicer than knowing what's going on. Well, you don't worry about the future

“I think the best way to die is probably being killed by in Israeli F-35”

shooting up a synagogue Yeah, that could probably be the main bones views are not represented in those tiny world after that. That it's rich. Yeah But you know me screaming talk beer while shooting up in synagogue The equalizer about dementia is everybody gets to be Bruce Willis. Is that the premise of the movie of the equalizer is the Yeah, it's actually forget where it is

Denzel's just a regular blackout that we're crazy or just lost it. They told him that he was about it Do you know where the hell I am He goes you're not my son, you know where I am Jake Where the hell I am? I don't know where I am Very lost it again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, where is Jake?

He said to check out girl What's the one where he's the bodyguard for the little girl man on fire man on fire. Yeah, I wish you had more time But he's insane

The crazy. Yeah, movies good creeps ever he's incredible do that movies incredible and the like lat like if you really want to just put your nuts on the table

Just go ahead and skip the first hour Just one fire just watch him go off just watch him do revenge dude Although the the him in fucking the scenes with him in Christopher walkin. Oh, yeah, so fucking good That's where Christopher walkin don't gave up. He started becoming the girl. I told you my name is in Jake I told you a million times does your dog yeah eight together. Yeah, I'm going to know you're out of the house

You want to down here I can show you the ring came you're telling me a little girl Went missing and you're gonna fight to kill the cutout You're working the lumber yard of Home Depot He's just a mishm off

Jake

“You're the Jake thing again. Yeah, what if I am the guy who knows who Jake is?”

You're mine of been a former enemy and now I'm keeping secrets from you Yeah, just for walkins like patino. He gave up in one move like I forget which movie it is It's not man out fire. He's good in man. I don't think patino actually gave up. I I was I've rewatched the Irishman the other day He's great in that and well he's great in everything, but I watch the like special features for the Irishman and they have like a roundtable It's like the nearo and patino and

Passion yeah and Scorsese and they're all talking and I guess I've never seen an alpatino just hanging out

But he's like kind of like shy Yeah, yeah, so it's like oh, that is a performance. I thought he just did himself But the best part about him is he's still muddying inside a 20 whatever you're like He just had a baby with me. He just had a fuck Crazy you're still nutting raw dogging. Yeah. He was talking about how he texts his son

He's like sometimes I text him. He's a fucking baby That's crazy when you go up and you're like why did you let him have me? Yeah. Yeah. Oh dude You got to be so mad at your mom by the way. He's not even going to touch the estate. Yeah. I wonder how many kids check Yeah, what's the patino range

“Deniro's range is long. I think he also recently had a kind of a kid”

But patino, I don't know those kids are like seven kids seven kids aren't they nearest kids all black I think so they don't expect that father in You know what I'm playing chess I have a lot of kids they don't expect me to be there It's kind of a move no one who tries doing it

So hats off. I don't know. Go on. Yeah, but you know seven kids with who? Well, that's a lot of kids seven seven tough. I bet it's less than I bet patino less or okay What are the age ranges though? Four to 73 like two years old. Yeah, like the oldest is born 89 okay We're really Marie patino 36 and that's quick math. Oh, oh, you cheated. Oh, that's funny

You're pretending you're gonna think of which way he did it. I was like the start it 2020 Okay, then we got Anton James patino Anton's 2001 twins with Antonio and then Roman patino's first 20 Roman is the little guy. Yeah, who's the who do you have this first kid with a baby? Shouldn't be named Roman no the father should be if anything given to you in the older age

“Yeah, you should have to kill your older brother Roman take his name Roman the first yeah”

Roman patino is a great name Roman patino It's also setting him up that that kid could suck. Oh, oh for sure growing up the Gonna top out at four eleven. Well, he's gonna be a white rapper. He's gonna be like a white rapper But also tiny but also Wolverine So he's gonna be hairy and small. Yeah, and just ferocious. Yeah, I like that. I hope they'll do nothing until he's 15 and I'll open a bar across

You've never been to patino

Some guy 50 years from now opening a bar called patino. He's dad's been dead for four We know it. We put on Serpocole He doesn't have everyone watch yeah. He takes voice training. This is like your friends to talk like his dad He needs me how to speak like him I'm watching this wolf

Not it in my mom. He's gotta go to governors and find some fucking done

“Italian that does it. You know real trans people take voice training. I believe so. Yeah, that seems like the biggest scam”

Okay, that's gonna be a new video that's my side. Yeah, that's gonna be a new basket And there's some people are just tricking trans people and deciding up for lessons that you probably don't need I believe because you can't get a lower voice. I think about the scene was real even when you become We look like a sex that if you had a deep ass voice and then train your favorite level. But yeah, but they just go to somebody that's like no The scene where you're seeing a scene where Richard prior teaches

Gene Wilder had to be cool and anyway, which way but upwards like yeah Now get based in your voice. Is that what they do where they go like yeah, but the other way There's no it's like and it's like in Miss congeniality when Stanley treats each Yes, oh, because I was thinking women transition to men in a guy goes Hey, dude. They go I think yeah, I think I think the the T does a lot of the work

Going that way you're saying the opposite. We got to brighten it. You got to brighten it up I'm sure it would I'm sure voice training Did you ever know I feel like I would meet kids who would pretend to have a deep voice and then one day

That it just stuck. Yeah, I always had my mom has it. I don't feel like you were you know

There's like about you guys all my friends when I was a kid in fifth grade and be like

“You call you know to see if they come out and hang out. Yeah, and I remember calling my friend Louis”

Louis condon shout out Louis. I hope you're all right and I called his house and his mom was like I was like is Louis there just and who is this like you know not know like a mob like in a way That you're never heard so really be like who is this and she's just trying to fuck somebody on the phone He's mom's an Indian man What are you doing later? Yeah, please come over for me

I are looking for Louis or me for you, sir, but I was like oh, no, it's Dan That she was like oh, I thought it's you were going to lose his football coaches Yeah, you ever use that? Do you ever do any hygiene? Oh, yeah, phone breaks. Oh, time Pranker people now you say hit that when when you'd like you'll be telemarketers something that would call yeah, and it'd be like

I'm yeah, right? I like to know I'm a man. I'm a boy What I used to I used to just start I'd start pissing into the receiver Mike can you hear my penis? Sir, you're breaking up the photo you pee in the receiver. Yeah. I would call toys are us to see if they had toys and then pick up on hold and go the child can do that

There they go, man, and the cops do your house to arrest a pedophile You're checking if they have gambit you're a pedophile No one searching for gambit with the heavy leather Jack. No respect. I loved gambit But I was I used to call toys are us and when they'd pick up. That's the case in X man. Yeah. That's the mall. Mall Sherry. Oh, what are you saying? Sex up the sex stuff X man. Yeah. Yeah. He would he would though. He would make a a playing card

On fire, but he was the king of edging because he wanted to fuck the lady that you couldn't touch right kill you Yeah, so yeah, I would do it anyways. We get if you were a condom couldn't you fucker That's great question. She doesn't kill you immediately. It's like you have a sense of your power. Right You're like so if you bust like right away, you're good. Yeah, you're gonna be like a proof Yeah

Windexing your dick. That's your girlfriend. You could just not immediately be like, well, I die Oh, you want me to die bitch. I can't I literally can't eat your pussy. You can go die My mouth will stop when I suck me off immediately

“Like one of the fucking Nazis in Indiana Jones if I suck your pussy, but I feel like with a condom you should be able to fucker”

Professor X is like our own weakness is if you come fast Better than I am now. I don't know. That's me shooting up Is the regular I was putting on sweatpants shorts What's a rumor professor X like all the dick to the bottom of his mind is everywhere so he's like in that place and then wrote comes in and he turns around to see her

He's like hey, and then it's just her pussy and tits It's like what's going on

For a second, it's like some fattled lady

Right The baseball bat turns into his day He does it's like his whole body going and he's a giant and then he's just being stuffed in her pussy In the wheel like a circle Yeah

She legs just seems like like let's start begotty

What he has that when he has an helmet on it's his search history. She's like um

“Tuesday is laundry day. He's like oh yeah”

I just want to know what y'all keep your biscuits. I'm done. Oh, yes. You startled me rogue Bed and storm comes in but she's not sexually spectacular. You have right It's just as it's a cold member sucked Don't say the end word You're full and that's like oh should I come back he's like no that's I shouldn't say it

You're allowed in here. I'm sorry storm You're exposed to see that Rob didn't tell you about how about their like storm can you pick up groceries and so she creates a hurricane

So she can go loot the groceries

Through waiting to give you money It's her waiting with a door and all the door and all the groceries Professor I brought in the TV. I didn't ask why are there 30 flashbacks? Why did you get a bunch of No BS cell phone? No when you flip phones anymore Bro you startled me

She was fucking sexy. She's so up. Remember those cards He's to jack off to the cards. Does it cards the X-Men cards? No, remember the cards. This might be this might be slightly Generation. Yeah, it's a little bit older a little before your time my friend had X-Men cards. What's that my friend had X-Men? Yes, yeah, right image Yeah, I'm trying to remember what the I definitely was horny for the X-Men, but I don't know if I if there was ever

They ever made it to meet jacking off to them Was there ever Maybe a video game the movie. What's her name plays the band-up point? What you didn't do? No, but it's not on the blue lady from the movie. Yeah Oh, what background? Yes for sure. Yeah, Rebecca remain definitely I

“There was I believe there was for you for getting into the”

Guy being body painted. Damn. Did I bet BTS did it for a young stop? Absolutely not only that. I'll tell you one further I then in my rotation was body paint porn Real like they were sports illustrated did a whole thing for a couple years there was swimsuit edition Where girls were just naked with body paint on yeah, it was interesting. There was a very specific I got to be awesome if you're color blind Yeah, that's just porn. Yeah, you know all of these naked ladies

It looks a little weird Sure, I've dog eyes, but look at this fucking hole Sure, but if you if you're talking to be able to smell like a dog Yeah, you're able to get dog scent So I said you can't you're like a Nazmic now. Oh, yeah, you can't smell at all. I don't think you told me that

I found it. Did you know for what? This was you said it was coming if this was before COVID Well, COVID's were knocked it out smoking cigarettes severely dulled it. I I like the couple of times I mean, I got sick again recently and I couldn't smell

But the first time it happened. I couldn't smell for like two days and I was like really upset about it

My shit got so dulled out because of smoking for so long you're ready to go that when it happened I was just kind of like I guess it isn't there, but it doesn't ghastly. I'm gonna die. Yeah, don't you got to fix that Yeah, there's people have been reaching out like there's like therapies. You can do it Well, I think when I got sick, I'm on one away. I just I got all the spices out of the cabinet and I would just keep Yeah, I could think of one of them kind of a recognized it and then I would just think about like oh

“Rosemary or whatever, you know, you have to think about it. Yeah, you have to think about it”

It's like bringing back the voice and they're like I have to go to an island. I'd go to an island and find Luke Skywalker Just to smell this stinky acidity again. Yeah, but you're pumped you don't even want to smell I mean Katie literally is like my smelling nose lady. Yeah, like I go to her and I go do I smell What about taste has it fucked up your taste? Dolled it a little but I still have taste. I could still I could still

No, I lost both when I had it. Yeah, I lost both of my taste came back But just a little dold okay. All right. Yeah. Well, yeah, you know, you can't smell well now you're uh To be married man. You don't have to worry about strange stinky pussies. Nope, but that's a positive if you're a young man who's you know Who knows? What kind of yeah, right stuff like it's like, you know like your mom's perfume or stuff like that you might smell in the future and you're like You're a dick hard. Yeah

Yeah, you know like I was that Liz Taylor your mom's perfume your grandma's perfume. No, you probably have nice memories that are now inaccessible that you don't even fucking know about That is great times in your life because it's a lot of them There's yes, yes, I might bring it back

Interesting real good at targeting areas. I think doing the spice thing. Yeah, you know born on 4th July Yeah, we were at the beginning where he's he's paralyzed and he's in the hospital and he's like I'm gonna fucking walk again Yeah, and then he like snaps his legs. Yeah, that's too like excited. Yeah, that would be me It's like I don't care what the doctor say. I'm gonna try and fix it my own way mine was just kind of like I

Don't think I need it right now Mm-hmm. It's more that I don't want it. I respect that I would be freaking the fuck out if I lost a sense yeah a sense

You're like she was always told because it's smoking. Yeah. That should really upset me one of my eyes went like

Either upper down or die off or whatever you call it. Where my eyes it. I like I don't know if I didn't Google it. No, I I my vision had been stable and then I had a bad eye infection in this eye And then I don't know it was like a spy and then it became infected I got it was called the parrot orbital cellulitis and I take antibiotics. There's years ago But it was at the same week maybe it was because I could only use this eye and I was like fucked up or something

I was watching TV and then suddenly it was like Like a filter went over and I couldn't read anything Yeah, I got a fucking eye exam and this eye had like dropped off. So there's jizz in your eye. Yeah Yeah, it goes like this. Oh, but that thin layer of the filter was just jizz you have a almost a full

“Field of cobra out. But that's what made me really sad. I was like, and I'm looking online like can you do exercises?”

Yeah, there was like times like gave up hope there was like frustrating shit where I was like did all I have to be able to and then I would pull my nose out like this That was the only time I was able to smell You're making fun of me for the spices They're just like doing Tokyo

No, no way that's the answer is pulling your nose out

No, you're teeming up against me for none Spices better Okay, I think you can think your way back to having fucking smell you can't be like fucking cinnamon Next you can it's your but your brain is doing everything. It's the same brand the way his science isn't that awful I like tugging nose tugging nose, makes more sense

Yeah, I do my own science and I'm always right Well, he fixed his eye. Well, I'm I think I'm very scared that I'm just fucked because of my back I was telling you guys before, but yeah, I just was fucking deadlifting Not even a lot of weight and I just tweaked some shit and it just has not and it's just I awake up every morning and Excruciating pain for like three hours you need read that

How got that book that cured Howard Stearns, but you got to get on Louie Simmons Louie Simmons was the guy that ran west side barbell, but he like broke his fucking back

“And then yeah, do you have you seen west side versus the world? No. Oh, you should watch it. You'd like it”

Is it a document? Yeah, it's like pumping iron and west side versus the world. It was the two best Okay, yeah, but west side versus the world saw that Louie Simmons and his gym Yeah, the powerlifting gym in Ohio. I think it's still there, but it's like invite only and it's just a garage and it's like like they said a bunch of records I guess in the late 90s in early 2000s, but Louie Simmons broke his back and then he's a welder So he invented like the rehab machine that he used to fix his back. Yeah, that's the most mainly shit

I've ever heard of my life breaking your back and then welding your fuel. I'm just sitting here. I'm like in a fucking like an Epsom salt bathed be like oh my back holds I need more door dashed I need more door dashed I have to I have to get to my job where I pretend to be a working class tire salesman tomorrow I'm not actually a tire salesman That's literally what this last week month has been like oh

Oh, my ever gonna pretend to be a horny time and bring to the character you could get in the could get in the pills too You could become cool. I mean

“Brother, that's how most people get I'm very scared of that. Oh, yeah, I know that time suggesting it”

No, no, I got so I'm walking No, no, I'm really I've been really worried about that. I've been keeping them at bay I only use them like I'm only using like a couple times they're in here somewhere this far I'm not telling you Okay, if I walk towards it, would you do hot cold? Yeah, do you think if if you're friend Nick got up

and watch around and you maybe shout out a hotter or colder once in a while

I got into I you know, we would get like cratum for free when the old show and it's always kind of gross to me

But then when I got surgery a couple of years ago and I used the cratum to extend how long I was on paint killers And then And then I had this cratum is very interesting. I just say if you do enough of it, it's like a percussive Just three different drugs. Yeah, yeah, but yeah, but this is like you guys coming up with the recipes for like biscotti or go Abiscotti ice cream

I was doing this for a while for those who worked for me I was doing this thing for a while where I was sitting at home and I would have like six or seven non alcoholic beers and then take 40 grams of cratum

Stop literally drinking your family and you're drinking yeah, yeah your brain's like what's going

It's not the same food. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was that was awesome That's like indoor sky diving for drinking just sitting there watching my girlfriend friend play Hogwarts legacy Like anything to be drunk. Good job Good job. I just said yeah, you know how he's zero. I feel great We're having a great night inside

Oh my god. Oh Louis get what's right. Oh my god, like so much that you're fucking redoing the shitty parts of it He's drunk on your couch. Yeah a thousand calories of stellar zeros So fucking funny Don't even taste that good. You're in dead taste good after like two or three though

You won't after three they're bad. I went to a I went to a 4th of July barbecue was Shane and I drink a 12 pack of honey zeros

But those are good though. I like him. I like him, but Six was too much. Yeah, I talked about it like three of those I didn't for a barbecue and you want to just fucking they were shotgun and beers drinking it. I was like I fucking be not gunning in A's is that's a beer bug. Yeah, that's like something the chess club does But I needed it. I needed like it was like it's like a pedophile

How are you needed it? How is good to fucking act out if I did it? Yeah, I was in a really dark place

“He's gonna don't judge my child. I need it. Hey, Shane. Could you tell us guys that was real beer?”

I was like, I don't give a shit dude. I'll take three animals. Let's do it. Make it through Just displacement. Hey Shane if post won't ask that was real beer

It's George Kiddel asks what a pulled point here

They're getting a temporary tattoo It just meets you. I got stuff on my face to Fuck Elvis. What is it about time we we gave a little wisdom to the to the listeners? Oh this yeah Wonderful and by the way here we should say you then you are in the middle of a tour Yeah, golden retriever of comedy tour on sale

Marks probably. Yeah, Dan Soda.com March and April or the final months of it. Perfect. Go see Dan You said we're talking you said you're back on the road baby. Yeah, well, I just did Chicago I got a lot more stuff up but I'm not being lazy about it. I kind of want to keep everything in driving distance for a little bit. That's right. Yeah, yeah, I just bought I bought a raft for just I mean places

I realized it I had a flight I like for some reason it's like on Saturdays. I'm like anxious about the show Even though it's the end of the week and then it took me until now to realize it's because I have to fly on Sunday

“And I get like even before I go on the road. It's like I think like oh why am I nervous? And it's like I hate”

I'm like I'm gonna fuck up. I'm not gonna get the airport on time dude. And that also Especially with government shutdowns possibly happening again. It's like one of those things. We're like I might not make it This is dress of not making it to a fucking far away city. Yeah, yeah, because people are like Been promoting it for a fucking year spend begging people like come out. Yeah, it's gonna be and you're like cuz I can't fly Yeah, we fucking drove back from

Greensboro South Carolina the 10 hours dude. Yeah, it was like six hours to Baltimore and then we like state Yeah, we literally stayed for like four hours. We're just going to grant that photo save point Do you have that? I forgot you have that we slept for like three and a half hours Then got back to New York. Yeah, that's great, but it was a fucking hilarious ride we saw a

That's we talked we're talking about the truck drivers earlier. We saw Literally a guy was he had parked his truck And maybe the worst spot possible and we were like it was like there was like a detour off a highway And we needed like go round his shit. We were like what the fuck's that guy guy in there? He was getting sucked off by a lot Lizard and then as we said that like a disheveled woman comes out of the night and it's like

Telling like she's doing go Yeah, like cross through Come out here and scratch the come out of my pussy So go see the golden retriever of comedy go see mall the mold dog when he it when he throws some stuff up there And we got some great stuff at this point probably grant radio cities coming up

But it's a We need to go to radio city march 25th fucking a 28th 28th March 28th come by come hang you got to check out there Maybe you like this in the back there they got a like it's the original machine from like the 1930s it controls all the Really the fucking you know the the white land of ropes water. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's we chose the curtains

“And yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think they still use it. That's fucking awesome”

I'm excited now. That's fucking good. That's mad ghost that's ghosted up. That's fan of the opera. Oh, is it? I'm sure radio city asks every a lot of shit is haunted Yeah, it's why they all have that ghost light. They put on that stage of theaters. Oh, really? It's like a ghost to like perform

He's like a ghost

Well, yeah, 1910. It's just a lot of answers that they're not allowed in hell

Satan's like Jesus Christ There's some things y'all I mean I'm evil, but I like good stuff Satan's pissed because then I'll do same doesn't necessarily have that bad taste

I'm gonna rock it. I stole rocker roll from black people

“Say grab another salsa roll please. Do you want to as zero?”

Yeah, that'd be great. I'll this will get it Yeah, you give me a fucking root beer while you're at it Gotta pull up the advice. Yeah, I'll just pull up some fucking it. What did you did you get it like if finished with some fucking calls LD? You could I hit the one he of course. Oh, yeah, good go crazy Tim, I've had like nine coffee's today

Oh, this where's the fucking call you dons? Yeah, I fucking said it three times Jesus I held this and a steam that gets I'll try to get this quick

I believe you this is my lumbar spine or the 25 had surgery was good to go But I hope weeks ago I was in a lot of pain on MRI Turns out it's degenerative disc disease and I believe two more and I'll just continue to get worse It's manageable, but I

My career path is mobile mechanic Run me on business and make a game money But I have this point now where I've got this side Do I change career path? Well quick answer real quick Immobile milk

That's your bring your car. Yeah, you jack your car. I'm giving it to my house put my hands on the car for me Real me under Lay me down real under and I'll give a glimpse Get a wheelchair and replace the car And people can you can ride people can ride you

You don't ride lap That's fucking brutal. So this guy figured out his back is just fucked Is degenerative Disorder disease disease, which I guess I don't know what that is, hopefully

“It's not what you should make you feel like a pussy. I'm a carrier guy that's got like”

But you got back problems but this guy's got like yeah, this guy is the character you're playing. Yeah There's a manager tires and this place I'm a manager to go the fuck Yeah, we would awesome if you were supposed to be a mechanic and then you showed up. You're like I'm gonna need a chair You need a chair to sit in oh

Yeah, dude. I mean you're pretty that sucks dick He's basically just saying he needs to change his careers. Yeah, he's wondering if he should seriously reconsider pursuing a different career He should learn how to use chat to repeat to do coding for him That's my advice to everybody's fine. No fine something that you are completely dispassionate about that you hate and then use Chat you be tea to do that

Cause morally for you doesn't matter. Yeah, but what would they even fucking be he doesn't know? He isn't those does he have any ideas about what he would do Are you saying should he I mean yes because if you're asking this in a vacuum

Should you take a job that is less physically taxing? Mm-hmm the answer is yes if you have that available

Well, if you were in a vacuum that'd be awesome Yeah, if you're in a giant vacuum

“Is it a giant vacuum or maybe a Kirby that would be pretty cool. Oh, I'll tell you what you're in a dice in your life is pretty good”

It would be even better if it was haunted and then it's like Luigi's name In a vacuum full of fucking dust. Uh-huh. I don't want to be full dirty. Well, it's a fantasy world But living in just doesn't have a vacuum. It's charming in a Disney way You can use it to fly up where I'm crossing or like now at first, but then you become acclimated Maybe you're in a different part of the vacuum

Okay, you might be in the brushes Probably just would be cool. That's like the inner city of the vacuum. Yeah. Yeah. You don't want to live in the brushes Let's just say that these stuff gets trapped right now. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I don't know. I mean the sensation of being vacuumed that would feel nice Ging in vacuum being good. I don't want to blow job. Mm-hmm. No, dude. I just want like I don't know if you'll just be taken away

You ought to be abducted Being abducted would feel good being so being sucked your entire body your whole body getting sucked would feel good I was reading about the really get sucked You get your dig is played with with a mouth. I was reading about the The Apollo one disaster. Yeah, sorry. No. I really know it from the beginning of Apollo 13

The movie. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know shit about it. Well, I so is the first Apollo mission

You know, it's just in the radio. I can literally really Mix selling a comedic version of Apollo one to a streamer

“They've got to learn how to be asked for that's what happened. So they put them on the the put them on the launchpad”

They get in the cockpit and they were they have to you know, they have to pressurize the cockpit because we're going to go into space It's a fucking vacuum so they do that on the ground and at the time. I don't know if they changed it later They did it with pure oxygen Okay, and so and there's a recording of the cons, right and so they're sitting in there. It's pure oxygen some wire shorts And then you hear the guy like the guys like already impatient. He's like how the hell are we gonna go to the moon if we can't even get you know

Combs work I'm right between two buildings He's like oh, we got a fire Bad fire bad fire and then like get us out of here and then it just cuts out But then you hear the other guys because there's so much pressure in there because they pressurized it and it's also pure oxygen The fire like makes it even more so they got squeezed and burned the dead

“In like 30 seconds, but then there's the other side of the comms and the other guys like yeah, Mike. Can you go check on now?”

The guy that goes he's been a fucking beef mark you up there. You got visual on it

The guy that always goes stop playing around yeah

You guys playing around like it's being squeezed and burned But you got to think like all those guys went to like Korea and World War 2 so for them That's like that's like nothing is like yeah. They all got get some more astronauts We lost three what do you want me to cry about it? Yeah. Yeah, that would suck dick to be number one though And you're now and do you and I get to go to space you die and fucking for it

Oh, yeah the smartest guy was like oh Go to The first one in the guess no

No, I don't yeah, have you guys figured you out the old pressure thing? Well, that's I never really knew this story

I rewatched Apollo 13 recently and I never picked up on that as a when I was a kid But like it makes the story so much crazier because it's like these guys are thinking about the other guys that burned a death Right and they already know how dangerous this is gonna be and then they go up there and they just get stuck Like in between earth and the moon, which I want though it does give a layer of more danger

“Yeah, that's what I mean because as a kid I couldn't appreciate Apollo 13. Yeah, so my dad and I remember being like the guy's stuck”

They got out again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like what you see now when you're a kid You can't even get it up There's right fucking there. Yeah, I thought I was a fucking jet pack When I was in Chicago I got back to my hotel room at 3 a.m. and they locked the door and I tried it and it was locked and I was Guys who's already walking over right. He the guy was already coming over letting me in I was crying maybe a second and a half

It passed before I was urinating and Like didn't know what it was gonna happen. Oh, no, I hope that two Nigerians from Jesse's fullet don't get me Um, what do you mean you're just me to someone Have become mug a country. Yeah, we're talking now to a matter of fact. We're doing it again We're coming to the country of my car. I know it's welcome to me

Welcome. This is Maggie's my mid-boss up. Oh, yeah, you promised me a six-foot on Italian abs and Jesus You're not bringing it in crazy. That's the only good thing on the menu. It's so everything else is bullshit Cuz they know it's good Yeah, sweet on your tary off. I'll just see the meatball subs not bad. It isn't bad. It isn't a pinch

There's never a pill dog. There's never a pinch. What do you mean there's never a pinch? Unless you go in there like we don't have this

We don't even check in tary off. It's not that good bro the fucking meat. It also some of you you want something different True want a meatball swell. It's good, but the chicken does kind of suck Is that weird but the flavor is that weird rubbery ass chicken fuck subway. I'm not kind of what's up with though Yeah, of course. Do you fucking wait trash I got I got a subway thanks giving sub they had on the menu and me and stop stopped on the way

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Blimpy's was my favorite. There's no blimpy's anymore. Well, I did I didn't say I'm dumb or that this was a bad idea I didn't remember it Yeah, no blimpy's no blimpy's anymore blimpy's if you opened a blimpy slash blockbuster and like wherever the Harry Potter store is yeah You would no no it would it would need to be like Ridgewood or some shit Yeah, what's the fuck is going on out in Ridgewood you would need it to be like hips

You just said that like you're a black comic Yeah, man the fact Ridgewood the fuck yeah, but I feel like I've lived in bed style long enough now that I can act like that The people are moving there now

“I think it's true. Oh, you know belong here”

They're like yeah, but less a little bit more than you Do not as mad at me Play another call Aldi

Hey, so second shot here because I went way too long in the first try

So long first order yeah, I am having a hard time with my dad since my mom passed away six months ago She it's been a hard time and and all that you know, it goes that thing Since she passed away my dad who's like a deeply deeply conservative Like Catholic man Midwestern man has started hanging out with one of her old friends Like a lot

It all sort of Sort of low key that she would like bring him lunch sometimes But now he's like seeing her like every day after work and My dad when he went to Texas last week

“I think they had some health stuff going on. He needed to get some”

He need to get some scans and they got like a second opinion down there

My brother and we're getting some smells which we don't know what he did rug and did ways to well Which by the way? What's up with stem cells? If anybody knows can check them into my back. Oh, yeah, I mean them fixed Rain Mysterio just took him he's back in WWE Focked in some if somebody knows Mysterio's doctor. Let me know

They'll be awesome. You have been you doing six one nine And we'll be the trap to the rope. I can feel like I kind of feel like we're on like and this is gonna get like conspiratorial But with all call the abstine stuff coming out and everything it's gonna be like we're all gonna have to make a decision It's like the it's gonna be like okay. It's clear everybody in the government. Fox children right? They're all evil They want to murder like an entire race of people. Yep, but we now have the technology where like everything could be cured

You can live forever and you're gonna have to make like a decision Let's do it and take the drugs or don't yeah, yeah, kind of so like you can Whether we whether we get rid of morality and kill God

Basically and then we have him not yet. He's hanging on

God doesn't check did it a while he's in Iran. He's in power Yeah, we've got a southern Lebanon and they got a lot on God's plate. Yeah, I don't got this plate right now He's not really thinking about the Super Bowl this year So would I take the drug to cure everything? Yeah, I could just go over wrote this guy's question Look at me dying. I'm like here's a better one. No, it's it's dad's getting new pussy

Not would you take the drug necessarily but like would you accept that world? It's like you could have Paradise on earth born out of like things that violate your principles We were still we're just gonna let them get away with everything. Yeah, so they're gonna be that

“I don't think I can't afford it. Yeah, I think I could do that, but I don't know if like”

I think with the natural outgrowth of like the life you already kind of live living in the West anyways Exactly, true, that's true. That is true. You could argue already doing that. Yeah, just by being fucking Yeah, I mean boy in America. They've cured being fat from eating too much food. Well, it's still a process then You know, that's easy for you to fucking say over there. You still got to take the shot I'm gonna throw the roses sometimes you're so fat you override the shot and you throw up because you had too much pizza

You have a bandaid tan one I do but I don't understand how the middle part still looks like a band I don't know what that's from honestly What's like a bandaid? It looks like you had a tattoo of a bandaid that got removed when did I get shot? I'm saying we haven't cured it yet, but we've made

Great, yes, are you on the uh and then are you taking the pill one or the injectable one or are you gonna switch the I don't know What if they put it in peanut butter and put it in your mouth How did I came out with different flavors for this one that's a no-brainer yeah, and half of it should be placebo pills Yeah, so they're just getting you to try

We've overdosed it like that movie trainer Everyone looks like they were cursed by a shop and everyone All right, back to this fucking guy. There's my his his what are you doing Texas they're going to Texas for a medical appointment prescription barbecue Excuse me

By the first episode of the brisket

You were saying the fattiest cup by doctor said I did it We could knock this out with a half pound of brisket and some cold brick

“Okay, so he's in Texas and what this bitch went with him?”

But he also invited this bitch to come with them as well But he also with her family she her family from Texas they stayed with her family Yeah, they're interested in my brother. This is a lot of state elsewhere While they were down there my brother is like calling me in tax to me saying it's fucking weird We're apparently like holding hands

Dude, what are you trying to say something right now as a child of divorce? This guy is irritating me

Because he's going like what is why is my dad acting like a man? My mom. He's I mean look no disrespect We get a lot of these right this respect, but a disrespect I get it but also how old is he? I don't think he's best so I'm like he's in his 30s What's weird is that it's his mom's friend right? That's fucked up, but also

You're dead

“How does it hopefully your dad did not cheat the entire time he's married your mom right?”

So he did not know how to acquire outside pussy, right? Your mom dies. I'm sorry. May he rest in peace But now Yeah, that almost makes more sense. I mean the nexus of their relationship is like grief over this lady Brother, this is what they used to do were settling the West. Yeah, someone dies. You married the fun it was close This feels like you raise your brother's son Jeremiah

Your son raise a bond yeah, the child, but this literally does feel like some village type shit There's there's another little twist detail caught here. All right. This is a longer one And like my dad and this this woman really pulling hands my dad told me that he has an angel up in heaven My mom but now he has an angel on earth with him as well. It's just fucking weirding me out. It's a lot And to top it all off this woman is married and is the principal in the Catholic school

Okay, I thought they would you all well So like sir fucking hypocrites Oh, don't be so naive even mentioned that like it's weird, but go the married thing is so funny. Is anybody more healthy? I don't know. I thought that nothing was going on, but you know, so he was just in his grief Is finding comfort in her but my brother called me and said that my dad his location was being weird because we both have our

Dad's location. I am not a person who checks locations, but he was like check Dad's location And I checked our Dad's location. He was an hour away at This Dorian this Dorian woman the her dad owns a condo like an hour from where my my dad lives He was at the smells pales, but the guy who owns it is in Texas and my dad and Dorian were like He was getting skins in that dude. This man's fresh from the fucking

The Houston heart center He was just going to get a check-up to make sure he could fall The doctor was like you didn't need to come down here in person

He's like, is it good enough for sex? We're in a monitor. It's like that where he's he's got one of those masks always

The ball in the air always on a treadmill Yeah, just making sure he's boxing underwater You're ready to fuck what's the name calling miss calling call their Dorian kind of fake little code name Okay, yeah, I fake your dad is the married thing is really funny It's it's it's fucked up. This turns into she's the scumbag. She's the worst. What happened? Okay, it's her dead friends

X husband and she's married. Yeah, that's hilarious

“She's a dumb bitch, but here's the thing that pussy's so good. Honestly, dude. What do you what do you do? You're now you're being very naive here”

Of course your dad is going to fuck this lady. It's also none of none of your business. Yeah, who gives him honestly? What do you care that it's like? Not right or some shit. I would tell you right now. Listen, obviously. I don't have kids. I don't know about parenting I think you should have hit you more, so you weren't tracking him He didn't scare you enough to not track him. My mother's business is my mother's business

Me, you're Steve when I was 12 years old and I was like, I don't ever question in this moment So did he have a final quote like what is he even asking us What should he do? Is he? Yeah

He said any help would be great. That's basically let me help us let your dad fuck this what it is your mom is gone that sucks

“Do it that weird that he's quickly getting back you should start fucking the husband”

You find a husband and start having sex with him Dad fire yourself seduce your father. Oh, that's dick and then be like now you're fucking gay. Yeah, he went the whole time Daniel and the whole time you go you molested me first What if he found out that the this lady's husband was fucking the dead mom? Was like a swinger thing? Yeah, and then he finds out at the end when the dad's dying because he doesn't talk to dad

Yeah, he was like he talked to you and he's like yeah over this and then years later you find out He's like oh, it's just getting revenge You can do well your mom was here. He didn't spend the best years of our your more another of our lives, but some time together Before he died No, be so what if they have what if what if this is a zoon mom, Donnie and the dad is Jeffrey

Epstein is probably what it is zoon is just following in what if he's all code words

“Yeah, but I see what you're saying what if the dad what if they had an arrangement”

What if now what if he what if the other guy He's in the cuck chair What if they're cheating out this woman or what if the dad is sucking the guy's dick ain't fucking the lady Yeah, what if there's an mmf situation mmf situation she's just getting she's like I mean she goes now you're free

But either way whatever free shit your dad's I mean Oh, but if you die in that situation the ultimate cuck king is being in heaven and watching Oh, well that's the heavens the first cuck chair. That is your heaven is heaven is the f**k Heaven is the first cuck chair Why I would imagine look down on the top of you could at least check off to it. You're in hell. It's just all asshole

He was like a radio See nothing your wife and doggy Yeah, did you see her tit swing you like stop His nuts. Yeah, he's just fucking Raise your dude dripping all of it. Oh my god at least cup of tears

You know what's just bad to take better Move around

“Yeah, man. Look at this. What happens people, you know, what do you want him to do never fuck again?”

Yeah, if it wasn't want us to help for your dad and I've never met the man. Yeah, and maybe this relaxes his tight

Conservative views because now he's out here just getting sucked in fuck let him buy it at G. B Yeah, let him wear glasses slick as Harry's Texas dad now. Yeah. Did he's full Texas dad? He's onto sthosterone. He's got a hepatitis. Oh, yeah, I need some of those two. Yeah, he's just doing peptides What a peptide. I don't know. I've heard guys basically steroids, but better. I've just heard dudes say it I'm in dude. I'm in. I would ever whatever will take to fix my back

All right, so yeah, your dad's gonna fuck. Sorry. It's your mom's friend, but You too, they have calling it and be like Really anything can help you go. Uh, sounds like your dad's getting new pull us. What are you gonna do? Sit him down be like stop fucking, you know, Donna or whatever the fuck remains just last time I got new pussy Dory Nixon was leaving us

It is weird for him to be like my dad is a super conservative super cafe guy, but he's the one being like a brood Yeah, yeah, like getting pussy. I know he's like married you're being approved and also you're being naive by of course You're fucking yeah, it's not there all pieces. There's not believe anything. There's not Not pretending it's no big deal to trump fuck kids Is that against the religion the like fuck somebody else after your life dies after your wife dies

I feel like that's kind of the one time you get new pussy Yeah, check those bylaws

God let you get new pussy after your wife dies goes whoa that was fair that happens in the Bible a million times

Yeah, it goes oh Daniel your wife is died about new pussy Turn the page All right, well fuck that guy next question. Well not fuck you good good luck. I'm sorry man. Hey listen This is an opportunity for you to humanize your father

He's a man just like you and he wants pussy and this woman is the one breaking the Marriage she has your dad of this way until she died So you're dad. I would argue not as bad as a person and everyone knows when you fuck horrible people. It's good sex That's true. That's the man. No, I think who's the worst person I fucked and where's the pussy good?

Hey, so the eldest and whoever else is there Um, I have a bit of a strange question about my boyfriend. So we've been together He's gay What's wrong?

“Okay, what's wrong with some baby girl? How big are your tears?”

Your friends gay show shit. It doesn't matter. Let's go I'll beat you in taxes Not my boyfriend. So we've been together for almost nine months or almost two months now Okay, also I'm 25. He's 27 soon to be 28 Um, and things have been going really really great. Let's leave Maddie Trevor's family. Like I'm okay

It's like 99% sure this is the level of my life and like we're in game and everything else is going really well And He asked me to do something really clean that was a bit strange and I didn't really don't know what to do about it I don't know how to hold diamond in your pussy I need you to break in it. It was the painting that was stolen. I was trying to pull um the

“They robbed a Louv the rob that but I don't know what you want to say, but that's what I wanted to say”

That's all out of my head I just didn't know hope that hope diamonds better. Funny you're to put your mom the Mona Lisa Yeah, I need to put the Mona Lisa in your pussy That's fucking roll that up. All right, what else I'll just go ahead I genuinely don't know what to do about it. So we started at like a

A plane like a casual relationship just like kind of hooking off and like this actually really really good Um, yeah, I don't keep in mind that I

Remember you. Yeah, I know it's 36. I thought about the third 28. Are you a thing of the right?

Are you trying to change the numbers so people know it's me Just wanted about me She has he come so much. You know, yeah I

“She believed me try to argue like she's still on the phone. Yeah, that's what it hates me”

Pick up And also keep in mind that I lost my virginity a month before meeting him and I've only been both four people in my life So you all the nice Yeah Dr. Evil me is that bastard. Yeah, you of course me is what it's what it's work

How about you done? How about home? I'm gonna come on your kids right My penis with your freaking vagina on the head We could hot magma

It's us one million busts

Asked the powers any of his dialogue would work Yeah, go ahead. Oh, this far was that low for him and he exceeded it Oh, man, this is crazy. We watch the video where a girl a blackrope was like She didn't fit in honor for boyfriend or the gold member deleted scene

To do that and like don't give me wrong like I Have my own Girl right now don't you dare try to run up and pissing and shitting out someone's face Lightly choke. Yeah, because your hair pull makes you feel This guy is trying to get her bay also shouldn't pit. It's like not just piss

Once you get shit and piss at the same shit as a bridge. Shit. It's all right. I'm not pumped Also, but I'll hear you out at least Hitler was on methamphetamines This guy's stoned sober going. I want to watch you shit

When he was making Eva when he was shit on Eva brawn was fucking yeah, here's what I can do because I'm 37

I'm not a young lady like this. I can send you some of my shit to show him Oh, yeah, and once this guy sees the kind of shit that comes out of a 37-year-old man's body I don't think I'll be in the shit any. Yeah, they'll go. Why's it changed like that? And then I'll that's why there's pennies from 1973 and then that's what I'll kick in with my 42-year-old shit

I don't know how it can get close It's worse

“It's better. Plot does again. You get a V dip. Interesting. My I think existency in my 40s is what”

You know it's what you're chasing second older quarterback. Yeah, he's not gonna throw it down the yard

Right, he's not gonna get spooked by the pocket class Yeah, I mean me. I got it's like pirates in the Caribbean down there. It's obviously mine I would say most of the shedding in my 20s was mulch like because of my drinking So this I don't mulch shit. I know about mulch shit. Yeah, I know that life. So all right This girl this guy wants to shit and piss on her, right? She's like what should I do? Oh, no, he wants her to shit and piss on

She wants her. Oh, no, I think there's one more detail He said it this one time, and it hasn't come up since but she's wondering if it she should open it up Well, yeah, that means he definitely won't throw a wild card in here taking the whole situation in this entire context

But part of the story was that she's

Expressed that she's more experienced than he is not. She's not he's works. She lost her virginity like right before they started dating And she said she's only been with like four people and then so this is he say that he has not no, no, he's much more experienced

“Well theoretically yeah, all right. This is a jump from high school to the NBA. That's why they don't do this anymore”

Yeah, this like love this shit. Let's hit so many each other and then be it all over That's how they got all the name. I got to start watching bass I get a download this draft case Dude, so look, I would go back to the fact that she said 99% sure it's the love of her life I'm gonna go ahead and knock that down a couple percent of points. Well also she could she just had sex

Yeah, so she thinks everybody's the love of her life. I don't know. I think like look You don't go you put in love of your life on this relationship is kind of nuts That's also not real. There's no such thing as the love of your life It was just a person your way for all you find somebody that's in roughly the same socio economic bracket as you Like I mean they speak the same language

“I mean that's no that's what it is sometimes they don't come to me”

Basic companions. Yeah, but you can find companions. It's like you need a somebody that's a good roommate The great mallin the romantic a lot of people ask what's Nick been up to you? I'm writing romantic poetry I love the way you pay half the rent Let's split the bill. Let me count the ways the red violets are blue. He mobile has a deal for two lines What's a year?

69 and the two He's working for hallmark both the ball it's stepping over the bar Both of us are allergic to dogs. So we got a cat and now there's an Instagram That's good enough for me Yeah, dude, if you don't want to get shit and piss on I got bad news

This is not the love because this will be it brought up and then if it never happens

He will cheat on you and say it's because you don't yeah, or you'll wake up one day You'll be getting waterboarded with diarrhea. I think it might something about that just reads to me like this might be Reaching for something Like he's like you miss red something. Yeah, right. He missed red you're talking about this guy like You know you're calling into a fucking podcast being like and the bar was set pretty low

But he exceeded or whatever. It's like maybe this lady is having weird conversations with this guy where it's like about how good he is Because it doesn't matter you could be like I only fuck four guys. So you don't have much to worry about but then that guy's like fuck four guys You know what I mean so like no I haven't had a relationship where I just you know, there was this guy and he was like seven foot three Right and it was but you know, it was almost it was like two big and so you know, and then that got in his head

When maybe he's like yeah, right and then the next guy he couldn't get enough Yeah, we could have had a relationship but he had to go to prison and so I don't you know like What do you do if you go kill the guy and self to pants? He robbed the bank with his penis He smashed open the bank. He fucked the bank vault open and then but then they caught him because he that he fucked the money He was right something along those lines, so maybe it's like this guy is not you know

Why were you watching porn together? It seems like this situation is like Overly sexualized and maybe something is accidentally happened to this guy's head because that's a crazy jump to I know you're saying, but I just think unfortunately it might be Occam's razor here You might just want shit. I know. I'm just offering an alternative explanation He would have as an intelligence analyst to think what could I'd be the other story?

He probably is gonna want this the rest of his life if that's not something you want move on sister You're still young or stay with him and then you know you don't have to worry about that Something to you guys are together still at age 70 when you are incontinent and then it just happens incidentally

“Yeah, honestly, he can probably just find where you do it roll around in it”

I think the thrill is probably the hot fresh shit. I think he wants it right out of the machine He wants the doughnut that got plopped right down

Element that saves that I might always say and is the temperature

Yeah, he doesn't want reading pool. Like I don't want to get shit on either way But I'd rather I guess I'd rather have body temperature shit than cold But him being so desperate that he goes and rolls around in it. Oh, no good So yeah, good luck sister or you know what just do it once do it once do it one because either way It's like either you do it once. He's gonna think you're gonna do it. Yeah. Let's do it once

Yeah, what if you like it you do it once he hates it when if you like just ignore it This is going to become a faster way. You will get more valuable information because you will either know Do I like it does he like it? Also you learn like can you shit and piss on command? That's a good skill to have

“Honestly, I wish I had the piss on command better sports games”

And this is not a thing where you can like cheat on you. You know what I mean Well, I mean they sound like this guy can like go secretly meet a woman somewhere like the level of investment and to because he has to go through this whole process or somebody Yeah, I'm talking about specialized sex workers here All right, is that like a fiber diet prostitutes? Do you think there's like a seal team six that comes in and it'll shit on your chest I don't definitely like people who specialize

That's crazy imagine being I'm not nor not getting to you knows about this imagine being a hooker's boyfriend

First that's the yeah, but the second one that shit's on people yeah, and she's like sorry

He finished your grape nut, so we're not gonna be able to get rent this month Yeah, I need you to I need you to down this protein shake you have been watery and seen through for all I've heard a lot of complaints Eat your kale pimping pimping a girl out, but he's like you got a shit baby. Yeah, I have some garbanzo be You fucking or you're fucking garbanzos you bitch That'd be cool, okay specializes and yeah, he's got a came with a toilet on top. Yeah, he's just got all porcelain jewelry

You know you know the difference between United States and Australia. What's up, baby? They call me flush The difference is the toilet flushes backwards You got you treat me like an Australian toilet Flush the other way baby. The money can't be going that way baby. Gotta come this way

The money comes on the floor here baby. They call me for the same Australia first week

I put a bitch on tortilla. That is just tortilla. I got that bitch eatin nothing but combo hydrates Second week That's when the attack All right, next question eldest I stop high eldest high guest

I'm first on call or just it a really tricky one here. Oh We'll stop that. I work in a job that has commissions as part of the The pay package and one of the ways we work towards closing deals is to get on this select list and to get on to that select list

“You have to have a certain amount of conversations with clients certain amount of”

Contact in on this real quick. Of course Right right by now. It's a little left play. I should call you the gay sex man I'm sort of new in my branch. There's a couple people who've been here for ten years to 15 years 25 years and I've recently found that the information is public and sounds that they are all Capping like crazy. They're all

Faking the amount of contact in conversations. They have what clients They'll meet with a couple and count it as four contacts that are two They'll count random things that do it contact the client and for the definition just because it will make what I joined a lot of go. Yes, this is just this is like standing So we were just like a Korean hotel night with these fucking calls are like my dad is doing getting close. He wanted to cherish me For my dad from getting boys

And all right for your people at work or cheating I make a lot of people unhappy But it will be more fair if I was to mention I'm leaning towards not mentioning it. Do you think they don't know too many people unhappy?

You think you're the guy who figured it all out this is insane. Dude. What a naive guy. I would be if I

Listen to your podcast and I recognize this voice. This is a guy. I worked with it. It would create an instant villain for me I'm gonna kill this motherfucker And at work he's a guy wearing like a stove shirt and stuff Three weeks ago He's got that calendar in his cubicle

He tries to do his own I do my own stove calendar. No one asks. Yeah, I thought people wanted it He's like he's like railed in and it's him, up to

“He's trying to give it to the the woman he works with and I did it. No, are you you know stoveros?”

I'll show you a special And they just like It's like this So he's from Baltimore I don't like football

What is this? Tattle tails

A lot of pay off like I wouldn't be making that might be the joke You're not the judge my own of Desire for justice and fairness Something and I also work with somebody else who wants to say something Because it doesn't take away from what we can make, but

Also, yeah, just don't think it's enough pay off and I think she's fucking sure Yeah, I've looked take that energy by and go to Minneapolis and If you that concern if you are talking about truth and just think that right go Can find a mind crab

Whatever you got it just enough. No, just add them the mind crab parts I can't believe these people are selling gym memberships To people who aren't gonna go anymore did the world is bullshit You were gonna dumb company. It doesn't matter. You talk about justice unless you're owner of the company's name is the company's name You can't go to anybody

It's like I'm trying to like a home Duracell of Duracell batter. Yeah, I'm trying to think what this industry could possibly be where you would get that fired up Yeah, and nothing is I'm like child cancer medical. Yeah, like medical equipment or something or like I but no There's not all these talk all these matters. These people are juicing their meeting stats or yeah, right? He said he said if you like say that you have enough meetings with people you get like a better leads or You know, but so do you like go to the front of the line

Is it all salesmanship? Yes, you're here at you're in sales Your what it's just it's Shelley Levine dude. Yeah, it is it really is. Yeah. Yeah Well first you're selling then they love you stop giving all these came back you a man. Yes, shit You're worse than shit. Yes, yeah, wasn't wasn't a big plot point that they were the guys were mad They were getting Indian leads or whatever

They were getting the bad leads and then fucking Shelley Levine breaks in and steals the good leaves And he lets it slip when he's trying to shit all over Williamson

“But yeah, dude your fucked stop stop thinking life is fair. You work in sales. You're a scumbag”

Yeah, if anything get blackmail on the most important person in that company absolutely yeah

Use that information to your benefit don't to be a tattletale just also start cheating Yeah, it's you're not in a you're not in a in an industry where like morality exists or matters Hey, you know what The first salesman that told me that things weren't working well here I've got a bonus for that

Million dollar bonus you think it's that or getting fired because if there's if I had to pick one of those This is the first time anyone's been honest and I've been waiting for this. No people like that usually like if you probably if you told your boss You'd get fine. Yes, if you try to shut the fuck up. I can't put this in a report You started that if you started that got promoted That was the boss if you tell your boss about a systemic problem. You're you or the problem

He reads it he's like Are you fucking with me you didn't email this right this is it? This isn't in the company Oh, we can make this go away, right? I want you to keep your job. You're the oh you put it in writing. Okay. Well you're fired Thank you for your time I don't know what to tell you

I really want to watch Glenn Gary Glenn. Yeah, and any time I've

“You got jack lemon fever. Yeah, I think time big time if I go across street they had it”

Villages or something I'll be perfect and I go get some Chinese food

Use your grown man voice in call over

“My friend. You've got a little bit of what Glenn Gary Glenn Ross on if you don't I'm gonna send ice”

The teacher she her on the phone someone is very upset Give us some fun to go out on Elvis

Bobby baby how are we doing hello hello? Amazing guest. I hope you're all doing wonderful and as beautiful as your faces are

So I have a quicky question I can't really give any trigger warnings here. I don't think I really need to So my Grandpa that's with Nick This rapes by your grandpa

It wasn't even you can't say grandpa you can't say grandpa around Nick That's where he's been We've been trying to fix this Go ahead Elvis Just now getting through all his stuff all right shout out. I went to the voting and oh, yeah

I run to a bit of an issue and Don't let him hit his things and that he had too much Nazi memorabilia a small mountain of porn Say that He's expect he's I it's got to be over a hundred magazines I got it

We're first off you are so lucky you're finding magazine

What it's also chicken and rice version there's horn that should is so tame it's so tame like you can put them on you can put them on eBay You put old playboys on eBay make money off that porn. I kind of want I want some port omega vintage porn. Yeah You're so lucky that it wasn't eight millimeter footage of a boy that was missing on a middle part Like you could have found something in your grandpa's house that you're like oh my god You said you went through your grandma stuff. I do that. I was worried about it

I found one letter of my dad being pussy whipped when he was 25 after he divorced his first wife Very funny to read that because he's like he's got new pussy like that kid's dad and he's like she's the best

“She's the best thing I've ever had in my life and my mom dated my dad like a year or two later”

And I was like you know about this lady and she was like no that was your dad lived in Southern California I didn't know shit was going on down there. That's beautiful that even like just one generation ago We knew so much less about everyone He didn't need to low ever That's why standards were higher

Yeah, you're like because you were lying like that last guy. Yeah, you're always pretending to be better than they were allowed to lie all the time

That's why I mean, I've said it a million times, but like Elizabeth Warren getting like fucking canceled over the Is bullshit. Yeah, that's like if you met that's one of the most classic. What make sure it makes her more authentic for her to be like well Yeah, that's my my Cherokee eyelid You know it's I'm one 30 second Cherokee so any time it's before she got in trouble for that

Why people we would always pull it up when you'd have to do anything with nature? Yeah, we go actually I could tell the the mud is wet. I'm a I'm a 14th a rapper. Yeah, right, right. I come from trackers Kind of trackers that eagle Census water. I can hear Creature no. It's literally literally every white kid I grew up with

Can a group of Colorado yeah everybody's person out of you is that you know how much kill people were Because they said that it's awful that's in the garage a folksy lie like that is is is authentic Yeah, and then the people were like oh well that makes her a liar. It's like no it doesn't yeah

“I'm with you that I think she wants universal healthcare that makes her”

That makes her yeah pretending she keeps shit about us at all. Yeah, I This woman you okay, you sell it she found some porno is there more porno mags Hot is we're talking full bush We're talking 80s, 60s, 70s. Nice. I want to stick to the five? Yeah, it is nine isn't now And you're saying it in a way as if it's bad your trouble so we're talking

Plays Club in a national hall. Yeah, right. Yeah, we're talking I love this verticals Interviews material. I'm not here. You're saying it like it's bad, but it seems like Upcoming a look at the second season of owl I don't get like years ago, and then in going through all this stuff

I found the whole flash. We've got VHS. It's got the best if we've got A couple gang boy gangs Yeah, so I do with it. Sounds like he better. Don't eat it. Do I take it to my own. Don't eat it. Fetch shop and you know, maybe they can do something with it

Can you say that some? First of all, we would be honored to go through

He felt like your grandfather's pornography in the new studio. No, not only that, but I mean Nick and I would have to come back if you didn't unveil it It goes through. I would love to stop. I would love to have an autistic YouTube channel where I do pornography on boxing Like our current okay, welcome to push these prices Okay, today's box and sclery hole. Hey, we're ripping wax here This is a vivid movie. Oh, wow. Her clip. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. They're burning her clip with a branding on

Classic Rocco some pretty movie. Yeah, yeah, wow, Rocco renowned for his girth That would be awesome. Do we sexual porn? Yeah, nice. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, this is our cart this cart stock is much thicker than most He actually is holding her up while he's giving her anal $20 to $27 at this at the local flea market

“Send in your point. We would love some of your grandpa's pornography, but if you don't want to send to us. Yeah, you should sell this”

You will honestly make it killing on this. You'll make thousands of dollars. This is a you're sitting on a gold mine for real Or if you have a nephew or something it could be a nice family or no Does she sound black at all because if he's black when it started. Yes, if she if this is classic black pornography She had like a sultry kind of the recycled she just don't really re-listen in where it was and it didn't it didn't

It sounded like she sounded like as well. I did it first

But I'm saying you got like old-time old-time 80s like Blacksploitation 70s porn at a great point. You know, she also could be mixed great could have it could be a white Great off the white side or she could not but she could not be either of these. She could be so lightweight Vietnamese for all we know I would love that let's get then we're getting in the glory get it Either way, but that's true. I think Gary get her get her done how about the fun character

That's the fuck Gary get her the Lord Michael's Larry get her done We're gonna do we're gonna do it three times Larry glitter done Larry glitter done glitter done glitter Larry the cable play from the beginning though No, or if it's all over go and play you play Bobby baby how are we doing? Hello, Elvis we don't have anything we don't have the figure of this girl sounds black

We're not doing this Tell us if you're black. We are not doing this we'll take it the pornography no matter what your race is

“Yeah, absolutely, but either way either way. Oh, well, you should sell it”

Yes, this is a lot no joke. She's this probably is worth a lot

Like vintage porno and pretty good condition. It would have to be an amazing because they've turned everything into a collector or thing now

Like basically and you can be rated you can be yes everything's fucking rated so if it's like if you've touched it It's already worthless, but if it's still in the package I feel like there's got to be more grace for porno mags give it how bad Yeah, but they don't put them in those sleeves like comic books. Yeah, if they're in a sleeve

I mean it's fucking. They're battling the elements put in a sleeve. I saw an eBay like a box of Pokemon cards from 1998 It's $35,000 And people buy that shit Yeah, they're like in there, but then the box is great. You can't open them They have a box sealed and then that's great. They're like oh, oh, there's a little dent here

So that's now it's worth five bucks. Yeah So look we hope your grandpa wasn't too rough on these mags as he was jacking his shit And we hope they're in good shape, but there's a lot of them yeah get the ones with the less mileage and send it myself I think no you can you can send us some fucked up ones. You can you sell the good ones We just want a little a little piece of your grandpa's pornography collection in the new studio

But I think I think what you do is sell them because I really do think you could make a good amount of money

“There's people out there that would take good money for you. Yeah, they're going to you should send in they get great”

Yeah, is there a point how every greater? I think they grade everything now. There's one company that because people will complain on a lot and they've ruined like you know if you just want stuff from your child right right right great everything now So like you can't just get things right right right they're all like you know way expensive So look yeah good good on your grandpa I think you're sitting on at least a couple jeez here is my is my inclination. I would if we're yeah I would guess

How much did you pay for a it's like a fucking 60s Like poor no mag with some tits out. I would pay you top dollar for that 50 bucks easily I pay for no maybe me 12 75 12

75

“for a 1960s playboy that's been touched all touched”

You don't even know

So feel the rent so feel the rent I'll pay for this bit hurly be honest

Talk to our role or I'm dumb is a baby. That's the insults baby. Yeah, I've seen a fucking Zora on it Some guys set me they literally most clearly AI picture of the team of Zora on as a child Doesn't you know just it's like the brown oh with Bill Gates and Bill playing I saw that one so well the funny really thought it I was like are you like yeah using a respond but I was like dude

“It's also just that picture they're standing like in the middle of fifth avenue”

It's like at no point where and like you know Bill Clinton. It's that's the president and Bill Gates

Also just be hanging out for a lunge. It's hilarious to accuse a child who be on Epstein's on that means he was being raped on Well, no children. Although all that shit I saw today my favorite one was people posting like I saw one more They're posting comparison pictures of Zora on and Jeffrey Epstein to show that he's a son and it's just that they're both smiling Well, no, they're like Jeffrey Epstein smiles Zora on mom Donnie smiles they real them. I was on a really his turn people in the same dude

He broke everyone's brain when he goes. I'm not going to Israel. Yeah Thanks, Steve and they were like like what's through the mayor of New York

Did a bagel within the first hour the fact that seven out of the eight were like Israel Israel Israel

Crazy yeah, he was like that it was like the doork where he's like um yep. Well, I would mic my fourth trip to Israel Followed by my fifth trip to Israel. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what was that guys now? I remember here Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He goes. I would have two servings of Israel And it's like how about you just be do the job of the fucking city

“Mayor of Toledo have the good days real. Yeah, I got to go to Berlin. Yeah, I think the answer is yes”

(laughs) I think they do anyway. Well sell the pornography You know That's about it and I think that that was the that was the one you had dialed up to go out on Elvis Excellent excellent well salute to you fellas. Thanks for coming. Yeah, yeah, thanks for the day and W zero

Colors the I don't know we get busy with the dice. I don't know what the hell the holiday vanilla coconut seems like it's But is it different than regular vanilla coconut? I don't know yeah all this that's a holiday. Yeah, it's British It's holiday. That might be the book. Yeah, we'll hold a bay when you have what I've said I got that those are my final holiday The holiday so are you stocked up December time you got about

There's a storm coming in nine weeks Better get all the guys All the joke until actually it was having a nice time with them though. I didn't hear any fucking complaint when you're drinking them. I'm not complaining That's good difference folks. We will see you go see these fellows on the road See us in radio city and wherever else we're coming. We'll see you next time. Bye bye