I'm just calling 'cause I'm a bit of a moral dilemma
that I'm kind of in the middle of.
So I'm not this girl and she's really cool. She's super sick, she's really good music day. So we get it long, she's really good for the human race. Hang out a couple times, put couple couple times. And the thing is, she's a cop.
Like she's like in like police academy and like, we've kind of talked about it and I like asked those like, you know, so like, what's up with that? Yeah, I'm just like, oh, I want to be like one of the good ones. And I was like, okay, sure.
And I don't know, like, I guess I'm just struggling with that
'cause it's like, just being a cop is so like,
I don't know, crazy thing to be signing up for right now. Good ones. But she's sick as a person. So it's like, I don't know, we don't really know what to, what to do or how to like proceed. I don't know, so I need advice to be great.
All right, thank you guys.
“Well, I don't know, man, how serious is this going to be?”
She's in a cat police academy. She's Latina too. Probably you know, she got that problem. She got that, she got that. That ass in your pocket. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
They are flattering. They are compensating. They do, they do make your ass look pretty big for the women. The men, you know, I don't really see you. They're, I don't really see any cheeked up male cops.
Would you date a woman that used to date a cop? That used to date a cop? I guess it's in the context. Like, is it she did it when she was like, young and didn't really think about it.
And then it's since been like, because we all, you know, making mistakes in that sense. But if it's the kind of thing where she respects cops, no. I mean, I wouldn't date someone who respects cops or is a cop. I mean, there's no way that I just don't,
we would have such an incompatible world view. And it's not this, look, I have friends who are cops, but it's like, they're kind of grandfathered in. You know what I mean? And it's like, look, I see a cop on the street. It's like, I'm not going to immediately think he's a fucking bad person.
You know, or I'm going to like, I'm not going to be dickhead to just some random person. I see at their job. I don't think being a cop is good. Like, I don't think.
“And I think obviously, there's this weird outsized reputation cops.”
Some people put on cops where it's like their heroes. Where it's like, in reality, their jobs are really not that fucking dangerous compared to other stuff. And other careers. And they're paid, it's an incredibly corrupt job. They'll fucking overtime they rack up. You know, like, the refusal to have outside, people like to have outside,
like an outside agency be the one who handles investigating, like, cops incidents, right? Like, it's like a weird mafia like, uh, sort of culture. And I just, I don't think that I could be an serious relationship with someone who was a cop. I could probably fuck a hot girl who was a cop for a month and make fun of her about being a cop while I do it. And they could be a fling.
I don't know though. I don't know that I could. If it was serious, I don't think I could. Hi, Dad. I think it's going to eat this dude. Like, yeah. She's definitely Latina. That's the same. She's definitely, like, I know it. Or she's like one of those whites with a fat ass too. Like, you know, like, sure. She's Albanian or something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't know.
You, as the question about what I did, a girl who dated a guy with my girlfriend, her ex was a cop. Wow, a recent ex. Yeah. Wow. And what's that? Like, what have you taught? Have you
“delved into that? I didn't think I think she, I think early on. I checked. I think she was like,”
second date. I asked her. I was like, uh, are you a Zionist?
You're a Zionist. Are you a Zionist? You're feeling like, no, because she's half, she's half Japanese half Jewish. And so, but she did not have a good relationship with her dad who's Jewish. So like, she went to like, Tel Aviv wants to like visit him. It was a terrible experience. I was like, yeah, and he's in her, doesn't Tel Aviv. Yeah. Can't can't. And I was like, I can't. I'm just going to let you know that's. Yeah. I don't do that. And she knows my stance. Like, yeah, I'm a socialist. Yeah.
I don't think, socialist. I don't think we don't necessarily like, not fuck with cops.
I think we don't fuck with non-community people, right?
be people who aren't like community-based, like the the only time you see him is when like something
“either goes wrong, right? Or like you said, just like, no checks and balances. And it's back and”
up like yeah. And the thing is, it's like, are these even people who live in these communities, like people who fucking come in from the suburbs, the police, the cities. There's something inherently fucked up about that. Yeah. And people, then look, is it possible, I guess, that there are people whose heart is in the right place and think they are going to be one of the good ones. And then spend time in the system, realize there's no such thing as being one of the
good ones. And leave, you know what I mean? Like, is it possible if this person is with could be kind of naive about what being a cop is like, she's like, oh, you could be one of the good ones. I'm going to make change from within. You go there. You see how fucking impossible that is. Mm-hmm. And then you leave the job. Yeah, that's possible. She could, she could, you know, that could happen. I'm just saying it's something to monitor. And it's like, you know, you can barely do that
shit in comedy. You think you could do that shit as a cop? I'm going to, yeah, I'll be one of the good ones. It's like nah, you're going to be opening up for the devil or somebody, you know what I mean? Yeah. So that's interesting though. That is the, it is important to, I mean, sec, you said the second date you kind of were like, I pressed her on her like, and then like I found out she, it was like, almost like two, you know, not two strikes, but two like red, reddish flag. Absolutely. But like,
yeah, I don't know. I have never gotten the vibe from her to she's a person. It's like, you know,
“I mean, it's also look, here's the thing. Like her politics are in the right place now. Yeah. So”
and I don't know if her politics were in the wrong place. You never know. Sometimes, you know, women, they come from all, they face all types of trauma. Yeah. They might be, you know, and sometimes women fall in love with pieces. I fall in love with women that I knew I shouldn't have been with. You know what I mean? And I do think there can be something attractive about something that is like, I mean, the like, main and uniform thing. I think it's also wrapped up in a type of
masculinity, a type of like being attracted to things that are bad for you, right? Like so who knows?
And maybe just maybe the guy was a good guy and they didn't get that deep and ultimately didn't
work out. So who gives a fuck? People can make mistakes. But if, if some, if I was someone who dated a cop and was like, they're just so brave. They're over what we do without them. I mean, no, I'm not dating that person. No. You know what I mean? But if I could date someone as a less extreme view as long as we align on, you know, the, you know, other criminal just to shit. But you know, her being a cop, if this eating you alive brother, it's not going to get better.
And I would say, you, you probably should not do it. Or if you do, look, if it's something to monitor in the relationship, right? Like it's hard when that ass is fat, though. I agree. It's hard. And she, this, this girl could probably do pull-ups. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Who knows. Maybe. I don't know. Or not. I think like something. Yeah. And I think you look, I mean, maybe you recruit yes, but because these eyes do thing to them. No, no, no. She's not nice. Ice is a complete
another. You can't be fucking dating anybody in ice. They're a complete piece of shit. Anyone who's
“nice quit or kill yourself. Those are, that's, that's the only way you could be a good person. If you”
work for ice or border patrol right now, kill yourself or quit or even better be a whistleblower, record some shit, put it out there, and then quit. But, you know, everyone who works for ice is a fucking coward. Yeah. And then we'll do it. Don't be fucking them girls in the massage. You know, I mean, yeah, yeah. Don't get got, don't get got cash per tell style. It was funny to think about the, like, the, the, the hot women that aren't as good at acting as Gal Gadot. In Israel,
become Honeypot massage agents. It's crazy. She was the best actress. She's the one out of the Honeypot group that they chose to act. That bitch with cash per tell can't give a better. Actually, maybe that's who they, the shitty actions get to go to Hollywood because the good ones have to pretend they want to fuck cash per tell or whoever else. Maybe that's how they're doing it. But anyway, man, yeah, look, personally, I don't think I could do it. I don't
think I could be in a series relationship with the cop. And, you know, I had fra, I've had friends who were cops that it really fucked our relationship up for a while. But then it comes back around where
Someone isn't their whole identity.
got into the wrong career. But also, to the extent that you could be one of the good ones,
“kind of is has a fucking family. I would still be like, get a different job. But it's like,”
you know, he didn't turn him evil or anything. And so it's like you can turn back around. But when
someone is a new recruit and there's zealous about being a cop and like, is excited about it,
“I don't know that I could do that shit. But if you catch someone kind of jaded on the way out,”
it's like about to retire. And, and thinks it was a mistake. I could see that I could see dating
somebody like that. But I think move on dude. Unless they ask us that fat. It's gotta be man. Yeah.
