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On today's episode, Megan learns to drive!

“And if you've ever experienced someone learning to drive, you know, it can be harrowing.”

And of course, we have two brand new stories written by kids and more story love with Lee and Peter, it's all coming up after a few words for the grownups. Hey grownups! Lee here! See storypires live!

Our amazing touring cast including Eric will be visiting some East Coast cities this

spring to perform some of your favorite songs from the podcast. And they'll take suggestions from kids in the audience to create a brand new story that will only be seen once best of all all of our upcoming shows are on weekend, so no need to worry about school nights or bedtime routines. We'll see you soon in Munhall, Pennsylvania, just outside of Pittsburgh.

Cincinnati, Ohio, Port Smith, New Hampshire, Medford, Massachusetts, just outside of Boston and Richfield, Connecticut. Take it to all the shows are on sale now at storypires.com/live. It's just around the next corner, Eric. Okay, Megan.

I'm starting to feel better all ready. Remind me where are we going again? The Pensa Hio Public Theater, Nimmany? Oh, right. And why are we heading there again?

We happened to be in the area and you and Eric expressed an interest in seeing where I first

learned to hone my craft. That's not quite how I remember it. Wasn't it more like you found a bad review of your most recent one-woman show on the six search page of your name? And you couldn't stop talking about it for days?

“Then you said the only thing that will help me shake this feeling is to see the stellar”

review of my first ever one-woman show that the Pensa Hio Public Theater has framed in their lobby? That sounds a little familiar and then you too enthusiastically raised your hands to drive me there in the title wave since I don't have a license. Isn't it more like we all drew straws?

And Eric and I got the short straws? Which everyone knows means you won. Right.

That's why we dropped everyone else off at the Superfund Science and Guitar Museum.

But you too weren't specifically interested in that museum anyway. And here we are. Come on, let's go. Do you see it? That building right there is the prestigious Lord D. Regional Theater.

The Pensa Hio Public Theater! Again! Are you okay? Your knees buckled and you dropped to the ground. Just my eyes.

To save me. That's the Pensa Hio Public Theater building. But instead of the old marquee up front, there's a huge sign that says this is the...the...the...the. The Pensa Hio DMV. The soon and collapsed.

Oh, love story pipe! It just filled me up with joy. My mom loves the jokes. Yo, yo, my joke. It's maybe very proud of my fighting.

No! You like hamburgers, what's their name? I definitely think I can be more creative now. I'm the champion! The solid pie, what's?

Welcome back to the story Pirate's podcast, everyone.

“Where we take stories written by kids and turn them into sketch comedy?”

Uh, songs so soon. Since the theater is not here, let's go join everybody else at the Super Fun Guitar and Science Museum. Yeah! I suppose you're right, but size will hand ahead. But what, Megan?

I thought seeing a tangible accomplishment of mine would wipe out all the bad feelings from that review. But now, I feel worse than ever. Excuse me, you look lost. You have no idea, kind DMV employee.

Nah, we get a lot of lost looking people here at the DMV. Are you here to sign up for a driver's test? I got one slot left available at the end of the day. Oh, no, I don't even have one. Yes!

What? Okay, I'll put you down on my list. See you in a few hours. If I get my driver's license, that would be a tangible accomplishment. Something that would make me feel better.

Would you to help me prepare? I don't know about this, Megan. Derek, if we don't help her now, she's just going to stay fixated on the bad review. Plus, this way, she can drive herself to our next wild side quest. Great point, Niminy.

Of course, we'll help you, Megan. I'll pull out a study guide and we can get started.

Sounds great.

And here to introduce it is the author.

“Hi, my name's Emma, a nine-year-old, and I live in California.”

This is my story, the kid that has a bad name. Honey, come downstairs, please. It's time for school. Coming! That's son of mine.

What a wonderful kid. I'm so glad I named him, do you like hot dogs? Hey, Mom. There's my little do you like hot dogs? Yeah, that's me.

Hey, Mom, bad news. I can't go to school today. What? Why not? Well, it's not because I'm embarrassed by my bad name. It's because I'm sick.

Yeah, that's the ticket. Uh, uh, uh, uh. That's the fakeest call I've ever heard. Come on now, do you like hot dogs? Of course, I love hot dogs.

Oh, no. I wasn't asking if you like hot dogs. I was just saying your name. Ah. Right.

Now, off to school, or you'll be late. Oh, before you go, I wanted to ask what you feel like for dinner. Do you like hot dogs? Yes, what is it? What's what?

You said my name. Oh, sorry. This time I was asking if you like hot dogs. Do you like hot dogs? Do you like hot dogs?

That's it. I'm going to school. Okay, bye. Here I am at school.

“Boy, I can't wait for people to say my bad name.”

Oh, hey. There's my friend Tyler. Hey! Do you like hot dogs? Of course.

I love hot dogs. No, I'm just saying hi. Oh. Do you like hot dogs? Is your name, right?

Yes, Tyler. We do this every day. Hey, do you like hot dogs? Do you like hot dogs? Ah.

Oh, thank goodness. That's the bell. We'd better get to class. All right, class. Take your seats.

Time for me to take attendance. Here it comes. Tyler. Here. Do you like hot dogs?

Yes. What? I said yes. Because you asked me if I like hot dogs, which was weird, but whatever. Oh, sorry.

I wasn't asking if you like hot dogs. Oh, were you asking me if I like hot dogs? No. I was asking if do you like hot dogs is present? Oh, I would love hot dogs as a present.

Me too. Me too. No. I'm not asking. Do you like hot dogs?

I'm reading the name. Do you like hot dogs off my attendance list? Oh, right. I'm here. Thank you.

Do you like hot dogs?

“But now that you mentioned it, do you like hot dogs?”

Oh, I guess we'll never find out.

Taking attendance was so confusing. It took the whole class period to finish. Just like it does every single day. Well, hope you all have a good lunch. Time for lunch here in the cafeteria.

I just hope we're not having... Oh, boy, hot dogs. Oh, no. I hope everything goes smoothly with the lunch lady. All right, kids.

You know the drill. You tell me your name and I serve your lunch. Nice and easy. Who's first? Me.

I'm Tyler. Here you go, Tyler. A fresh batch of hot dogs with all the fixants. Thanks. Who's next?

Me. Name? Do you like hot dogs? Of course I do. Favorite meal of the month to cook?

Name? Do you like hot dogs? I love hot dogs. Always glad when there's leftovers because I can take them home. Now, don't be holding up the line.

Tell me your name. Do you like hot dogs? Now, don't you get smart with me, young man. But I'm trying to tell you the best. No hot dogs for you.

I'm calling the principal. Principal. Principal here. That's someone call for me? Yes.

This kid is holding up the lunch line on hot dog day of all day. The call. What's your name, young man? Do you like hot dogs? Of course, that's delicious.

What's your name? Do you like hot dogs? Yes. With mustard, onion, celery, salt, the works. Tell me your name.

Do you like hot dogs? Yes. I do. What is your name? I can't do this anymore.

That's a weird name. No, no, no. He's saying he's going home. Let's close not over. You'll get in so much trouble.

Oh, he can't hear me because he already left. Well, I hope he has fun at home. I'm hot dog. Hi, Mom. I'm home.

What? But school's not over. It is for me. I'm going to my room and not coming out until I'm rid of this bad name. Wait.

Do you like hot dogs? Of course I do. I love hot dogs. That's son of mine. I'd better go jog it out with him.

Huh. He locked the door.

Well, good thing I always have a key.

Mom? Sorry, sweetie. I had to. Now it's wrong. I hate my name.

What? Why do you hate your name? Because it doesn't make any sense. Someone says my name and then I always say, of course, because I love hot dogs.

But they're actually just saying my name.

then they keep saying, yes, I like hot dogs. It's confusing. But do you like hot dogs? Your name makes you special. It does?

How? First of all, it's tradition. You come from a long line of people with special names. Your father is named How's it going? Mine is, yes.

Thank you. Your grandfather? Who's on first? Oh, yeah. And second, your name is special because it's unique.

Think about it.

“Have you ever met anyone with the same name as you?”

No. See? Your name is special because you're special. Huh.

I guess I never thought of it that way.

Well, what are moms for? If not to offer the wisdom of our age. No, please go back to school. Okay, mom. Did you remember your backpack?

Yes. Thank you. Do you like hot dogs? Since when did you start referring to me by my first name? Mom.

I meant yes. Thank you, as in yes. I have my backpack. Thank you. Oh, because you said.

But that's actually, okay. All right. We have fun. Have a great time at school. Here I am, back at school.

Hey, Tyler. Hey, you're back. Yeah, I got mad because of my name, but then I realized my name makes me special. There's nobody else in the whole world who has it. And there are a lot of good things to go with that.

Like, I'll never get my drink mixed up at a coffee shop.

Sure, it'll be expensive getting my name embroidered on stuff. But that's a price I'm willing to pay to be a kid with a good name. It's the principal. Hello, Tyler. Hello, do you like hot dogs?

That was a right pretty speech to like hot dogs. In fact, you've inspired me to embrace my own bad name. Oh, here name couldn't be as bad as do you like hot dogs. No. It's worse.

Well, what is it? Hmm. My name is... Principal. But face.

Principal, but face. I told you, then. And now, please speak to the author. Emmett, I'm so excited about your story. The kid that has a bad name.

How did you come up with the idea for that story? Well, me and my mom, when I was a kid, you said say stories. And some stories had like, people were funny names.

“Can you think of any of the other funny names that you guys have used in stories in the past?”

One was, do you like hamburgers? Ah, yeah, I do. But what were the names in the stories? Do you like hamburgers? Yeah, I do like hamburgers, but what was the name?

That was a name. Oh, the name is that? Yeah. T-h-h-t. No.

Do you like hamburgers? What's the name? Yes, I do. I do like hamburgers. I'm sorry. I just had to do it.

I had to do it, Emmett. Are there any other funny names that you and your mom have had in your stories? I forgot. Oh, I forgot the name. No, Ashley, I forgot the name.

Oh, the name is actually I forgot the name? No, Ashley, I actually forgot the name. Oh, sorry, actually no, actually I forgot the name. That's the name? It is pretty funny, I have to admit.

So let's talk about the principles name.

“Your story, do you like hot dogs, learn to appreciate their name a little bit?”

Because their mom explains that it's a special name for a special kid. Do you think that principal butt face appreciates his name? I think he thinks like the name causes too much trouble. Like he, like every time someone says his name, he says, yes, I do after everyone says his name.

Mother's, fathers of the world, please don't name your children but face. Please. Do you agree with that? Yeah. Let's think of other funny names for characters.

Ooh, I've got one. What? I just told you. Ooh, I've got one. That's the name?

Yeah, that's the name. Emmett, thank you so much for bringing this hilarious idea into my life. And for letting us perform your story. Yeah, I'll come. Bye.

Bye.

Wow, what an amazing story.

I agree. So imaginative. Almost as imaginative as some of the answers you're giving to these basic driving questions. Megan? Can you blame me?

They only driving I've ever done is on film sets. And you know, that's just when you sit in front of a screen of a moving landscape and concentrate on jostling around in a way that matches the scenery. It's not as easy as it looks. Okay, last question here.

And then we should have you take a few practice labs before your actual test. We've only got a few minutes before the DMV employee comes back to start the actual test.

Okay, when passing a slower car on the freeway,

which lane should you use? The right lane. Because as the faster car, I have the right of way. Now Megan, the left lane. Hmm.

Okay, use the left lane. Because they're about to say, she left us behind. Right. I think you mean left.

Oh, come on, you two. Taking this paper road test is all about memorization, which I, as an actress, am an expert at. I may have guessed all the wrong answers when you quizzed me, but you told me the correct answers and I already memorized them.

If you say so, let's see how you do behind the wheel of the title way. Here are the keys. Oh, these are no fun. It's just a plain old ring of keys.

“Where's the little photo frame or the lucky rabbit's foot?”

Or the carabiner? You mean carabiner? It doesn't have one of those, either. Megan, focus. Now unlock the ship and get into the driver's seat.

That locks it. That's the trunk. And that's the alarm. There. We're in.

This is so exciting.

Now, the first thing you want to do is.

You don't have to tell me, adjust the seat and side mirrors. Very good, Megan. So, this lever must move the seat. I'll just put it in D for driver's seat. No, Megan, that's the gift.

Here's the gift. We're moving. What should I do? Hit the point. Got it.

That's the gas. Hit the break. Is this the break? This lever says break on it. I didn't realize the break is up by your hands.

That was the parking break. I'm not sure how this happened. But you spun us in a perfect circle, just like they'd do on a swift and aeropated movies. Some some people trained for years to do that.

I'd be impressed if it wasn't so terrified. Not the first time I've heard that. Maybe we should start with something easier. Like, parallel parking. Three point turns.

Tokyo drift. Maybe just try turning on the headlights. Okay. Mode here. Okay.

Last driver's test of the day. You ready? No. Absolutely. I'll take that as a yes.

“Since you're already in your honestly huge vehicle”

that for some reason also looks like a ship will start with the road test portion of the exam. But you two can't all be in the car. We're only allowed to drive with the person taking the test. Good luck, Megan.

Eric, before you leave, give me a character to play. What? You said one of your all time favorite movie franchises, Swift and irritated is all about awesome drivers. Just give me a character to play that might be in a future movie

to get me through this test. Okay. Um, your name is Nancy, and you're an undercover government agent sent to join the crew.

Only your double agent sending information back to the bad guys. Sounds overly complicated for a car movie. It is. And your catchphrase is. I don't play or pay fair.

Got it. Thank you. Excuse me. Can we stop, please? You too.

Out of the car. Okay. Sure. Okay. Now that I'm safely inside,

Megan, please roll your window up

“and let's pull out onto that busy road there.”

Right to you, governor. I just hope it's not a toll road 'cause I don't play. All pay fair. There's one in every test group.

There she goes. Wow. She pulled into traffic so smoothly. She's signal like a pro. Now she's switching lanes.

So smooth. And perfectly executing a U-turn to come back to the parking lot. Where she's doing a three-point turn. Head and parking into a tight spot.

And parallel parking. And Tokyo drifting like a pro. Wow.

I've never seen that done from a parked position.

Now she's getting out and giving us the thumbs up. As the DMV workers giving her a paper test on a clipboard. Wow. She's really buzzing through it. She's already handing it back to them.

And they're grading it. Oh. Why are we all the way over here? Let's go over and hear the test results. [laughing]

Correct. Correct. And correct. Does this mean? It is my privilege to inform you

that you have passed the driver's test. And now, we'll have a driver's license issued by Pensahio Cafe. I just need you to fill out your personal information here. And you'll have your license in a jiff.

Thank you both so much for helping me. I couldn't have done any of this without you. To think, I started the day off so upset about a bad review and ended it, having achieved something real.

and say, "Look, I did that." There you go. Thank you. Congratulations, Megan! You worked as hard as you probably could have

in one afternoon. And I'm glad my character's suggestion helped. Would you want to watch one of the movies sometime? There are 37 of them. Sure.

Maybe the plots will make sense to me now that I'm a licensed driver. Only you're not a licensed driver. What? And to show you how serious I am,

I'm tearing up your application. Sure, sure, sure. My accomplishment soon clutch my heart and fall to the ground. Megan! We'll be right back after a few words for the grown-up.

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Hey grown-ups, Lee here! See story pirates live!

Our amazing touring cast, including Eric,

will be visiting some East Coast cities this spring to perform some of your favorite songs from the podcast. And they'll take suggestions from kids in the audience to create a brand new story that will only be seen once. Best of all, all of our upcoming shows are on weekend,

so no need to worry about school nights or bedtime routines. We'll see you soon in Munhall, Pennsylvania, just outside of Pittsburgh. Cincinnati, Ohio, Port Smith, New Hampshire, Medford, Massachusetts, just outside of Boston,

and Richfield, Connecticut. Take it to all the shows are on sale now at storypirates.com/live. Megan, wake up! We're back from the break! Here, let me help.

I was a tad over dramatic back when I ripped up the application, and now I feel bad. Thank you. But why can't she get a license? She passed the driving and written test portion of the driver's test

with flying colors. That's true. Only I saw your address on this line here. So? So you're not a local resident.

“You must have a local address to qualify for residency”

and a state license. Oh, stand up, ladies. We should check that earlier.

First, I lost the Pennsylvania Public Theater.

The most well-respected, well-regarded, well-reviewed, regional, Lord-Death Theater in the world. And now this. Wait, a minute. You know about the Pennsylvania Public Theater?

No about it. I was in a parenthesis here. I started my career here, and even created my first one woman show entitled... Looking at the ring.

You know it? No, it. I only saw it like 30 times. I loved the theater. And I especially loved your production.

That moment where you caught that Daisy with your teeth to show how much you missed your mother. And she thinks swift and irritated parts are hard to follow. I think about that all the time. The whole reason I work at the DMV is because of the theater.

and wanted to preserve that magical feeling. Yeah, something like that.

“I mean, I showed up the by-season tickets”

but that the theater had been replaced by the DMV. And they were hiring so I applied. But your reason sounds good too. Wow.

I never thought I'd be able to meet the Megan.

Oh, Shucks. And I never dreamed I'd turn her down for a license. Wait, that came out wrong. I'm just very moved. Not as moved as I.

Thank you for everything. Thank you. I didn't help with anything. No, you've taught me that the impression that one's artistry leaves is real. Even if the review on the lobby has been replaced by signs pointing you to vision tests.

Pro sure is about driver safety. And lines upon lines upon lines of stress out people. Speaking of which, I should get back in there and close up for the night. So nice to meet you all and sorry I couldn't give you a license. I can, however, give you these stickers that look like different street signs.

Here. I got healed. I got railroad crossing. And I left turn only. Megan.

Are you crying? Yes. But don't worry. These tears aren't from my bad review. But from my great memories.

Okay. That's about it for me then. Um, bye now. Time to head back and catch up with the rest of the story pirates. I doubt any of them had as exciting a day as we did.

Now who's driving? No, seriously, me or Eric. I don't care either way. We should just figure that out. Oh, right.

Yeah, I'll dress. Megan, will you have me the keys? Oh, sure. Okay. I had them right here in my pocket.

Didn't I? Uh-oh. Oh, no. There they are. I left them in the ignition.

Let's try the doors. Maybe they're unlocked? Oh dear. I locked the keys in the ship. Ah!

I'm sorry. It's okay. We have Rolo's side assistance.

That guy never goes anywhere without like five sets of back of keys.

I'll give him a call.

“While we're waiting for backup, should we do another story?”

Yeah. And here to introduce it is the awesome. Rolo, my name is Adam. And I'm the six-year-old and I live in Massachusetts. This is my story cat, no.

This is Cat's News. Your trusted news source that's reported by cats for cats and kittens. Here now is our lead anchor team and actual cats, Joe and Mia. This is Cat's News. Hello and welcome to Cat's News.

You're one and only trusted news source reported by cats for cats and kittens. Me! I'm Mia. And I'm Joe. Me!

First things first. It may look like I'm wearing a tattoo. But I'm not wearing a tattoo. Okay. Now for a cat's news fast cat news hit.

We go live to disco. Thanks, Joe. Thanks, Mia. This just in. A cat is swimming in a pool.

And she does not like it. Ha! I don't like it! Ha! Thank you in this studio, Joe.

Thanks, disco, stellar reporting.

“We now go live to the field with cat's news correspondent.”

Butter Scotch. Reporting on a developing story. Butter Scotch? Thanks, Mia. I'm here at a local residence where we've had multiple reports from cats.

Claiming they saw a little green dot appear on the floor. Wriggle around and then vanish. Here is one of the witnesses. My name is Wolfgang. I was lacing in a sun patch just mining my own business when all of a sudden.

A bright green dot appeared out of nowhere right on the floor in front of me. What happened next? Why did I believe any cat would do? I chased it. Mm-hmm.

It finally came to a stop.

So, I bounced right on top of the eye. I knew I caught it. But when I opened my paws, it was gone. And Wolfgang here isn't the only one with a story like this. I'm a great counselor.

Where did it go, Butter Scotch? Where did it go? We'll keep looking Wolfgang. Until then, I'm Butter Scotch with cats' news. Thanks, Butter Scotch.

Now for our next. Hey, Joe. Sorry to interrupt. But are you laring a tune, too? Thanks for asking.

I am not. And now over to trip with sports. Thanks, Joe. It's sports news. The pounters and the iddy bitty kiddies tied for the championship after both teams got

board and laid down on the field. And parkour star Luna is being questioned about her cat nip use in the last cat Olympics. That's all for trip. We're sports. Back to you, Joe.

Thanks, Trip. Go Pounters. Moving on to tonight's lead story. We'll switch from playing on the field to being in an open field.

We travel beyond the city limits to find out.

“One day, Priscilla Princess woke up and decided it was time for a change.”

I was having a cat nap in the sunny spot on top of my favorite trash can. When a car alarm woke me up and something inside just said, "How many of those nine lives will you spend in this alley?" Time to get out of town.

Priscilla always a clever cat found her way to the country where she founded kitten acres.

Six months ago, you would have told me I would be living on a farm. I would have said, "Wow!" But I love it here. Where she used to nap on trash cans. She now nafs on haybells and where she used to chase rats.

She now chases rats. Turns out there are a lot of rats on farms. But hey, don't be a scary cat. Come on and visit us at kitten acres of highway 12. Thanks for that great reporting, Mia.

We now take you to meow to yourologist, Muffins. Thanks, Joe. Great, too, too. It isn't a big enough, too, too.

“It's not going to get too too hot out there across the Catland this week.”

We're looking at some gorgeous sunny days for indoor and outdoor cats alike.

Now, let's take a look at my handy, Daddy WeatherMap system. Are you sure about that, Muffins? Last time you saw the graphics on the screen, you tried to chase them. No, no, not this time. Now, as you can see, the cold front will be moving from up here to down here by this little smiling cloud

who seems to be taught in being a champion being. And I'm going to get up. I'm going to get up. And he's chasing the graphics on the animated WeatherMap again. I'm going to get you a little cloud.

Get back here. Sorry to interrupt, but I'm getting worse. That we have an update from our story from earlier. We take you back to Butter Scotch in the field. Thanks, Mia.

I'm here on the city street reporting that the little green dog is back.

We had just left the last interview with Wolfgang here. Hello. When the little green dog appeared again, we had no choice but to start chasing it. Wait. It stopped quite now.

It stopped quite now. I got it. It stopped quite now. I got it. It's right under my paw here.

Behold. There's nothing there. No. I saw it with my own eyes. It's clearly as I see Joe's two two.

It's not a touchwalking. On the wall behind you. It looks like it's headed straight for the cat's new station. Keep your eyes peeled via Joe's life with cat snooze. This is Butter Scotch.

Woo! Thank you, Butter Scotch. Stay safe out there. And now we go to you. Joe, was that you?

No. Well, it wasn't me. Wait a minute. Joe, who's that by your feet? Me?

Nothing. We now go to you. I see that you brought your pet cat to work. No, I didn't. I'm leaving. Huh.

Well, that was strange. Joe is clearly going through something today. I hope he comes back. Hi, Joe's pet cat. Me!

Mia, I'm back. Joe, are you all right? Yes. It's been an emotional day. I don't know if you noticed, but I'm wearing a two-two.

Yeah, we all noticed.

“I think it's time to tell you the story behind the two two you see. I think your pet cat likes me better, too. What? Breaking news. I can't like to be a better.”

Wow, Hannah, you have so many cats. It's almost like they have their own little world down there. Look at all the cats trying to catch the green dot for my laser pointer. Come on, let's try to get it. Hey, where's Joe? I want to finish putting this ballerina costume on him. Well, Mia, that doesn't for us on cat news. There you are, Joe. Gotcha. Oh, no. They're picking me up again. You look so pretty and your better reader, too, too. I know I do.

That's all from us here at Cat's News Studios. Good night and good lick. The end. And now, Lee speaks with the author. Autumn, I love your story, Cat's News.

We have a cat and she does a lot of silly things. What's your cat's name? Her nickname is basically the Spanish. She's like so funny and she's so cute. I just love her.

“Oh, if you are a reporter for Cat's News Station reporting about your cat, what would you talk about?”

Like, what are the silly things that your cat does? I would report that once my cat was hiding in the box and my mom walked by and one of the boxes me out and my mom said hi to me because she was in one of the boxes. Do you ever try to speak to her in Cat language?

Sometimes I just meow and see if she comes to me, but she never does.

But sometimes I do it near her and she just walks a little closer and then I get to pick her up on Peter. Is she in the room right now? Try to meow and with your meow try to speak Cat language and say there's food in here. That was good. Is she coming? Definitely not.

Oh well. In your story, the reporters for cats' news are they actually also cats? Yes they are. And yet they have pet cats too because Joe has a pet cat. Joe does. And yeah. Is that something that happens in the real world, do cats ever have pet cats?

No, but I wish like that did. Joe's pet cat likes me a better. Can you tell me why? Because Joe mostly just cares more about his work and me out here is more about the nature around her. So the cat likes her better because she likes the cat better.

“Do you tell me more about why Joe was wearing the two two?”

Because he's a ballerina and that's a secret. And he wasn't supposed to be wearing it because he was the office. Autumn, you're amazing. Thank you for chatting with me today. And thanks for letting us perform your story.

You're welcome. I also want to give a shout-out to DJ Squirmalot. I really like your song, DJ Squirmalot. Oh my gosh. That's nice. I'll tell him you said that. Thanks.

Bye. We'll be right back after a few words through the groundwork. Hey there. I'm Leave from Story Pirates. And I am Peter from Story Pirates. And welcome to Story Love.

The Story Pirates get tens of thousands of stories written by kids every year from all around the world. And Story Pirates reads in response to every single one. Some of them we get to put on our podcast. And some of them we read and talk about on this segment. Story Love.

Story Love. So let's get busy. Yes, Lee.

“Alright, Peter would you like to read the first story today?”

I would love to. Here I go.

Lee, this first story comes to us from a 10 year old from the UK named Madeline.

And Madeline's story is called This Mirror is definitely not a mirror. I am Timmy Johnny L. F. Robert the 39,565th. And I am also a scuba diving evil wizard professor. I can see a mirror in a back room in my layer. I touch it.

And when I look into the mirror, my finger does not touch its reflection. That's weird. The mirror turns into ice cream and melts before I can lick it. It reveals a bright pink door. There is a sign on the door saying, come in here.

All you scuba diving professors. Don't go in there. I go in. And I start falling down down. [laughs]

The end. What happened to the main character? I was going to say cliffhanger, but that's a cliff faller. I go down and I start falling down down down. [laughs]

He is very scared that he's falling. And then fully embraces the unknown of the situation. I think that this scuba diving evil wizard professor has been captured by a rival wizard.

You know, writers or wizards are always trying to capture each other.

Yes. And I think that he's fallen for a very intricate trap. And so he's falling, he's been defeated, he's screaming. But he also can't help but admire the ingenuity of his rival. I love this interpretation.

Although it does say I see a mirror in a back room in my layer. Well, yeah. So that's the best place to lay a trap. Oh, so you're saying the mirror itself that he's falling into is the trap. Yes.

Ah, okay. That makes more sense. The body wizard snuck into his house, put up this mirror trap.

My little brother had a very serious theory about mirrors.

And one day we were sitting there and he said, hey, Peter, I go, yeah.

“And he goes, do you know why we can't get into mirror world?”

And I said, why? He goes, because of mirror boy. I said, what do you mean? The boy in the mirror that looks just like me. Every time I try to move and touch, he does the same thing.

And I touch his hand and he's touching my hand with just the equal amount of force that I am touching. So anytime you try to get through, he blocks you because he's doing the same. And you can try to be quicker. But you can't be quicker than mirror boy. Wow.

And that really stuck with me. Wow. Wow. I love there's, there's, we've had a lot of stories recently and over the years where kids love to give characters very long names.

Yeah. And make them like the 19th or the 40th. But I love the kid that goes all out. And Madeline says, Timmy Johnny Elfie Robert, the 39,565th. Well, and to their credit, to Madeline's credit, she wrote out the words instead of making

us figure that out with the numbers. Which you famously are very bad at doing. Well, I rush it. You really should slow down. This made it easier for me.

I love the imagery of the mirror melting in this. Yeah. It's like he touches the mirror. But it doesn't touch its reflection. Because it goes through it.

“I think because it's suddenly ice cream.”

So you're like, right. Is this? And then it turns out ice cream. Like ice cream. And then melts and reveals a pink door.

I mean, the first thing goes like, oh, ice cream.

I'm going to lick it. Oh, that's gone. But before you can lick it, it's melted and there's a pink door with a sign. Welcome, I mean, scuba diving professor. I'm in here.

I'll use scuba diving professors. Not a good, not a good read on what's safe and what's not. I love going through that door. Yeah. I love after the story knowing what happens to the story going back to the title,

which is this mirror is definitely not a mirror. Spoiler alert. Battle in fantastic story. Thank you so much for sending it into us. Lead, you want to read the next story?

I'd love to. Jackson and his dancing pants by Cameron age six in North Carolina. Jackson has dancing pants. He likes his dancing pants very much. One time, his dancing pants were on fire because a dragon blew him with fire.

But a random lady dumped a bucket of water on his head. Then the building turned into a crocodile and he had to fight him. He got out of sword and killed the crocodile and he was on the newspaper. He has a pet mouse named Joey. The end.

Jackson lives in a world with lots of dangers. Yeah. He's just got his dancing pants on because he's like, finally, I'm going to have a relaxing day where I can just do my dancing. And then out of nowhere, he's on fire because of a dragon.

And then it's luckily that lady helped them out. And then he's got to fight a crocodile and then now he's in the newspaper. Yeah. You just want to be left alone to dance. I don't think this is our world.

So I'm curious about this world and, you know, Cameron, if you're going to maybe continue working on this story,

which, you know, revision is always a good idea.

I would say, tell us about this world where this person lives, where this creature lives. What exactly is this creature? How does he fit into this world? Is this a normal creature?

Is it an atypical creature? What can you tell us? I was also wondering just now, do you think, because this is such a fun, fantastical world,

are these the pants he wears to dance, or do these pants dance themselves?

“Oh, that's a, that's how I want to go to a dance party.”

Yeah. I'll just let my clothes dance for me. So I can just like relax and have a soda. This is amazing. And Cameron, great work. We crave more.

Thank you, my friend. All right, Peter. You want to read us our final story? Yes. This final story comes to us from a six year old

from Oregon named Cohen. And Cohen's story is called the spider who got lost. Once upon a time, there was a spider. The spider caught a fly and had his friends over for dinner. And they had a really nice time.

Then the spider who hosted the party went away and caught some more flies. But didn't remember the way back to his house. So he found one of his friends who lived in the same area. And he asked the other spider if he knew the way home.

But he didn't. So they just tried and tried and tried to figure out the way home. They didn't find the way home until late in the night when they saw the light outside shining. And then they had another even bigger party

and they lived happily ever after. Just kidding, that's not the end. Oh, my gosh. And then the spider who hosted the party went back to sleep.

because he saw something shining in the light outside

that looked like gold. And it was.

“And then he went outside and picked it up.”

So he brought it inside and put it on his bedside table. And then he read a book to his gold. And they lived happily ever after. I was kidding again. So he fell asleep reading a book to his pet gold.

The end. I am not kidding now. Wow. I love the, I love the Mr. Axe with the kidding, not kidding.

Great work, Colin. I love that this spider.

I want to know what happened to this,

this spider's dinner guests during that whole journey. Well, I'm sure they all got home, right? Well, he left them at his house to go find more flies for them. Oh, well, they were probably there for a while and he's like, I don't think he's coming back.

This is gone. What if they're still there? And he came home and hit the gold.

“He's reading stories to his gold and they're still in his kitchen.”

Me, like, is that coming back? This spider did an Irish goodbye to his own party. To get more food. He's like, oh, I can't go get ice at the Padilla. And by that, I mean gold.

More flies. And gold. The end. Just kidding. Cohen, fantastic story, my friend.

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Or our nonprofit arm storypires, Changemakers. Check out the show notes for links. That's it for today's episode. Thanks to today's authors, Emin and Autumn.

And guess what, you can still send us your stories. And we respond to every single one. We'll be back next week with another brand new episode. Until then, stay creative and stay kind. Bye!

The storypires podcast is a production of storypires studios. Executive produced by Leo Retrie and Benjamin Salka. Cog executive producers are Holly and Rizwam Kasim, Monielissie, Murray Samson, Jack Shafer, and Jacob Bond. This episode was produced by Isabel Eriquiel,

Sam Bear, Peter McNerni, Leo Retrie, and Brittany Stahl. Recording sound designed in mixing by Sam Bear, the relic room in New York City. Additional production by Brett Tubin. Theme song by Bobby Lord.

Musical scoring by Ericerson and Jack Mitchell. Our head writer is Peter McNerni. Staff writers are megnoneal and Alexis Simpson. Contributing writing by Leo Retrie. Episode artwork by Camilla Franklin.

[Music] This episode features performances by Eric Austin's Max Bank. Greg Barnett, Michelle Chan Bennett, Langston Darby, Jake Fallen, Justin Cune, Caroline Locks, Ian Amar, Peter McNerni, Kyle Moore, Kento Marita, Megan O'Neill, Julia Schroeder, Brittany Stahl, and Nimmany Ware.

[Music] Hi, yes, this is Lee from the Story Pirates. I'm calling for Principal But Face. Principal But Face. Yeah, B-U-T-T-F-A-C-E.

But Face. Yes, Principal But Face. Uh-huh, is Principal But Face there? Okay, I'm pretty sure you do have a Principal But Face. No Principal But Face.

Mr But Face? No? All right. Thanks anyway. Bye.