The Adventure Zone Versus A Midsummer Night’s Dream: Live in Columbus!

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(upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - I didn't expect to come on stage and almost get stabbed in the face.

- Dude, he hit me brained me. Backstage, like five minutes where we came out here. Hit me with a, oh, sorry. You hit me in the head with a metal sword, man. - Are you okay, juice?

- Yeah, pop, thank you. - Okay, buddy. - Actually, that's fine, you, you call me out

'cause I wanted to speak on that for a second, pal.

I was looking at this backstage. It's no fear, Shakespeare made several nights' dream. Shakespeare side by side, plain English. Now, before you laugh too hard,

“you should know that this was handed to me yesterday”

by my dad and said in case you need to bone up. Now, I was looking at this and Griffin said, what is that? And I told him, then I realized that only gave me this. (audience laughing)

So I want to know, dad, do you think I am your stupidest son? (audience laughing) Or the son most likely to read the dumb book you bought. Which isn't. - I think you fall right in the middle, Justin,

where he knows I know it the best. He knows Griffin doesn't care to learn about it. - Not at all. - And you're right in the center. - Yeah, I'm curious that you'd let him off the hook,

by giving him an answer to him. - Well, I had my own answer. I mean, you are the farthest away from the college experience. - Thank you, Dad. Fair, I care you call him your oldest son. (audience laughing)

There was some booze in the audience. They were like, whoa, out of line. - They pop, quicker view, green apple, white caught is hitting. - It's an 8.5, the peaches also on fire, pop, wild. - Yeah, well, I'm taking a little bit of a shot.

- Paul and I were pretty stoked about some new flavors. - Black cherry is, okay. - Yeah, all right, before we get started, you guys want to do a quick character intro for anyone who doesn't know.

- Yeah, sure. - My name is Lady Godwin.

I was splattered in a terrible car accident caused by Dracula and the wolf man had destroyed the entirety of my body.

“So I thought I was separated from my fancy British lady body”

and strapped on the body of a barbarian lady. And then I go around the countryside and hit the stuff with my action for my ears. That's a whole story. (audience cheering)

- Dads is always my favorite when we do tass versus shows.

- It's a good time for me to go to the bathroom. - If it's weirdly early but still, it's a nice break. - If you've never listened to tass verses, try to figure out the big sort of turning point and dad's character, arch if you can.

I play Brother Phileau. (audience cheering) Is an artificer and a fryer. And he is on this adventure. He went on the adventure with these others to kill Dracula

because it was his calling. And on probably, I don't know, episode four maybe? - Was it four? - It was pretty early.

- Episode four, he saw mysterious looking helmet on a bed and he put that helmet on.

“And he was transferred into the body of Pinocchio, the puppet.”

(audience cheering) - It's like a family guy cutaway gag that just got stuck. - Yeah. - It was like a one-off, it was like burned into the episode

and you kept kind of seeing it like, yeah, yeah. They're not still in that cutaway. - They made one or two efforts to try to switch him back

but nah, he's never taken it.

- What just is also been so, he is, and it matter of fact, his real body got shrunk down and is in one of these. - He carries his own cadapper and he's an absolute ghoul and also the Pope kind of. - No, yes.

- Turbo card, turbo, turbo, turbo, turbo. - And a rum, a rum, turbo card, you're not allowed to add that, 'cause you're not being muttonized. - That's true, too. - That's true, too.

- Yeah, I can decide, that's true. - I, I, GM, the original run of Tazvers' Dracula tonight, I will be embodying Denthelius, the high-health ranger. - It's already, I'm, I'm wet everywhere on my phone. - Exactly, he really is.

- Yeah man, it's hot inside these boobers. - Yeah. - And I'm Travis Nacra, I love you so much. - I love you so much, Paul, just help me. - What up, Travis Nation, I'll be GMing tonight

and making the magic, let's jump right into it. The three of you wake up on the forest floor. That's normal for me.

“That's why, that's the only place I do that, man.”

You remember very little of how you got here, but you see a small bowl of light, each of you dancing before your eyes with tiny gossom or wings. One pink, one yellow, one white. Which one's mine?

Yours is white. - Yes! - Who there? - Filo, make a wisdom saving throw. - But not Lady Godwin?

- Not Lady Godwin. - That's fucked up, man. - The wisdom save, 14 plus 317, okay? - Okay, wisdom save. I'm sorry, 14 plus 6, 30, 20.

- Gentleman's 20, I love it. - I can't, can we stop saying 30, 20? - That's why I say Gentleman's 20. - Every time you all say it, I hate it more, please stop saying 30, 20.

- All right, I got a dirty 12. - Come on, man. (audience laughing) - Perfect. - Winnie the Pooh.

- You, hello. - Yeah, this is my workplace. - Winnie the Pooh, you looked here right. And you see a woman lying on the floor who you know to be Lady Godwin.

She is beautiful, gorgeous. You feel strong feelings for her, but you're able to keep them under wraps. You're gonna play it cool. But you, Filo, you looked here left

and see a beautiful woman lying there. You are enamored. No, it's Lady Godwin, not Winnie the Pooh. - Sorry, buster. (audience laughing)

That's my left. - I don't think you'll run away from this, generally. - Filo's left, not your left. - Wow, right, okay.

- You have never been so in love in your life.

- Well, you're my unconscious. - For the next three seconds, okay. Your love for her is chased and beautiful like a night of old for a Lady Fair. - Do you realize the unique vibe you've chosen

to cultivate in the room tonight? - Yes, I do. - Hey, Griffin, every syllable you utter pro-wongs it. Lady Godwin, you wake from your slumber and feel nothing.

You're perfectly normal. - Dropkick, activate. (audience laughing) - Got the two of us.

We could not be more dropkickable accomplices. (audience laughing)

“- Okay, so what do I, I don't have a problem.”

- No, you're gonna, you're fine. - Okay, good. Hey, Filo, look at me like that, what'd you say? You are remarkable. - With my, just to make anything else be happening right now,

with my dirty 20, do I know that I was, okay, you're fully aware that something strange is going on.

- Could you shut up for this for a second?

- You are, you can hear that for us. - You are the moon, okay? - Yes, you are. You have an astral body, okay? I have our body, which is what step up on you, I agree.

(audience laughing) Hey, don't body shame him. - No, I just mean he's got, he's got doubles. It seems a bit green, he doesn't it? - Something is terribly strange.

- I'm sensing that as well, Mr. Pooh. - You hear laughter echoing through the trees, bouncing off the leaves, almost tripping down the vines. As a green glow appears in the forest and a full-sized, six foot tall man appears

with large goss and remoth wings laughing at the frivolity of the trick he's played upon you. And he yells, yes, that is right, I am the merry wonder of the night.

- Yes, we did, sorry, your whole deal is a lot to take in.

(audience laughing)

“- Yes, you should thank your luck for I am the merry trickster puck.”

(audience laughing) And you're all like super into each other now, right? - Absolutely not. - No. - What, the puppets waiting me out there

if you have some sort of anti-enchantment or what you're in love with the puppet now, right? - I'm not, I didn't even have, I didn't even have a moment where I thought that I might be confused. - Oh, he's in the blue. - He's in the blue, you were abused me.

- I'm going to punch him in the face. (audience laughing) - In the blink of an eye, puck is zooming around you to see a swirl of light and then he's back to his post and he looks pissed.

You are cheating! You are cheating!

You're heading your heart and are connected.

They are different! Why are you heading hard and not connected? - Oh, is that funny? - Yes, well, they're quite separate, aren't they? They're from different lines.

I don't know, I have a different head for my butt. It's so hard to explain like this, but I have a different head than I started with. Well, a different party. - Both battered with a car, she exploded

and got a barbarian body. - Oh, God, just save that next time, I get that.

“- Honestly, it's not for giving me the big,”

the big existential for a moment. - Forgive me, but that's cheating. - Being existential, no, the butt, no, the body head switch thing, existential's fine, that plays. - You, guard your tongue.

- What? - This is the woman I love. - Oh, anything you could do for sincerely. - Money, do, need money to make this not happen anymore. - Does that not wish me to find the love of my life?

- Yes, I'm also getting tired of this. - Thank you, this guy gets it. - For reasons, Miest can't quite explain. If I don't enjoy hearing that hit on me. (laughing)

- I did think this would be a merry jay, but now I'm creeped to all hell. And a bolt of lightning to strike, fly low down. (laughing)

Good night, everybody. - And when he stands up, you're no longer in love with Lady Godwin. - Oh, gentle bear. - No, you're not.

- Another lightning. - Nothing, no one. - And let me see your dad. - Your capability for love has been released by love, burn out.

- And you attempting that gambit on me while calling me gentle bear the whole time. Is a nightmare. (laughing) - No, you're back to your normal weird self.

- Yeah. - Hey, what I miss. - I hate no money. I need no things I simply need distraction while I play out my revenge plan.

- Yeah, that's cool. How do we get out of these wounds? - How do we get into these wounds? - Shakespeare stole my story and played me for a dupe. Then he wrote this play and trapped me in a loop.

So when I saw my moment, I reached out and I got 'em. And by the end of the night, you shall all kiss my bottom. (audience cheering)

- I am a victim, Tameter. - If we do, if I kiss your literal ass, now can we skip the japs make a perception role?

- I asked him bottom. - We have no ass. - Wow, okay. Can't wait, Travis, to hear what you do

with a critical one on, yes, go for it.

Oh, so don't look. (audience laughing)

“Wait, my eyes are closing, are you talking to her?”

No one look at this. You still have to do this stuff, and look at you now, but kiss her. (audience laughing) - I am going to, I guess, just bite him

with my bare teeth as hard as I possibly can. - Wait, bite his butt? - That's where I'm at, man. It's what I'm aiming at. (audience laughing)

- I found the head in that book. - This is probably the earliest, but it has ever been bitten at one of our minds. - Normally, we wait until I chew the e-hat grip. - Yeah.

(audience laughing) - With your critical one, you have this advantage on this bite. - Yeah, I'm looking in the book. Dad, I'm not seeing this part.

- Yeah, this part.

- All right, I made change what you think.

- That's a 16 plus, some stuff, some cool stuff. 16 plus, six, 22. So boy, I hope that's the one we go with. - Yeah. - Fuck.

(audience laughing) - Nine? - He farts in your face. - Shit, this just keeps getting worse.

“- Yes, this is quite an distraction for you and for me.”

I need to return to my business. Have fun exploring the forest, (laughs) and the green light vanishes, but still dancing around you are the blue light, the pink light and the white light.

And you hear them muttering to themselves in quite an annoying tone. You can't quite pick up what they're saying, but you can tell that they're kind of frustrated. - I'm gonna grab a pink one and pull a close to my ear.

- Normal? - Normal, okay. You can do it. - Make a, you can make an athletics chair. Athletic six-year, make an exterity check. - Are you sure?

- You're trying to catch a fairing my day.

- I just feel like athletics, you, yeah, okay. - Okay, athletics or dexterity. - Right, right, right, right. - It's so fast that it just kind of splatters again. - I got it.

- Hey, hey, I got it too. Hey, what does that mean? - Oh, I cast in large on the pink one. - Okay, we're, we're, we're, yeah, we're dudes. - So we're dude, dude.

- You're once again, I, this is why I love deeming for my family, because I established that they have the power of speech. - Right. - And then they're like, "I know, I'll grab that."

- I'll make 'em big. - Well, that didn't work, I'll make 'em big. (laughing) - Okay, so, did he make 'em bigger not? - It's like that really, really--

- Why don't we need to do it in a hook? - What do I need to do there, Clint, when you cast in large? - No, you just grow larger. - Yeah.

- If it's unwilling, you can make a constitution say thank you, Griffon. - Yeah, you're welcome. (laughing) - Clint, I'm not going through another live show.

“15 plus whatever, so I think I'm going to be that.”

- Yes. - I can read my screen, Griffon. - Yeah, but it's faster when I do it. (laughing) - Again, I asked what the fuck, man.

- I'm sorry, I was being a rather brutish. I was rather unnerved and I just wanted to hear, I thought you were part of the whole business with that nasty gentleman. - No, you guys are as bad as he is.

- Oh, well, that's not fair. He farted in my open mouth. - And I was, yeah, we loved that, didn't we? - Yeah, yeah. - Sorry, to be clear, I loved that too.

That was God's use, said you wouldn't look. (laughing) I mean, I heard it. It was quite audible, yeah, yeah. - So, what's your guys deal?

Do you know anything about him and how to get out of these woods and how to kill him? What is weakness? Is this for his death?

- Oh, we not out, sorry, we should introduce ourselves. - Yes, the story. - I'm these blood. - Bees. - Pees blossom.

- You said something to me. (laughing) - Pees. - Pees, pop them. (laughing)

- Are you guys getting this? 'Cause it's hit and different for me every time. - I believe it is pees blossom. - Pees blossom. - Pees blossom.

(laughing) - A pleasure to be here. - I'm here, Mr. Seed. - Mr. Seed, we got that one. - Am I a man, Aies?

(laughing) - I don't think that's right, isn't it? - Oh, I'm sorry. Are you my mom? - Yes.

- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. - Where did you go? - I was kidding, man, Aies, I'm sorry. (laughing) - I can't give this a reason.

I'm sorry, you guys from my scale. There's a largely unknown comedy rule, which is yes and followed immediately by a nevermind. - I never mind. (laughing)

- I got to, it's felt to me. I go, it was yes and to compassion.

we pretended to be somebody's parent

“to get out of a sticky situation on this show.”

We would, we would be billionaires. - But, excuse me, but are you fairies? - No shit, dude. - Yeah. - We're giving away the glowing light

and the dogs of our wings, this fucking guy. - So yeah, do not have a fairy in any of my life. - So let's go ahead and stop this right where it is. - Look at that. - Look at that.

- Let me just cork it, right there. Hey, just to the side, we're supposed to be heroic figures and kidnapping, generally, frowned upon. - Hey, just a double check. You said something about killing punk?

- Yeah, does he have any major food allergies? - Yeah, go on there, heroic figure. Tell us more about killing people. - No, no, no, no, no! - It might open now!

- I saw!

- I may be a back of Christ's room.

- Can I just say, that would be the fucking most kickass villain origin story? - Yeah, you're like, "Why is Lex Louvre like this?" - Well, what's the time? - This is...

- What's the time? - What's the time? - Mr. Beath. - Yeah. - So now, bats, you see one time, your parents fought it in my open mouth.

So now I'm the joke. (laughing) - Yes, we suspect he brought us here and has the key to our freedom. And so we would like very much to...

- Remember, we'd you fought it in my mouth. So we want to kind of stop him. - Oh, actually, yes, I'll tell you, I don't know how we can help right now, but we'll be there at your aid when you need us.

And there... - No, not in the bottle, you purvert. - Okay. - And so what this is gonna grant each one of you is one pocket advantage for you to call on.

“You must call on Peasville, some mustard seed,”

and mayonnaise, as your pocket advantage to use once throughout this live show. - Cool. - I go to mayonnaise, I say, "You're my road dog for sure." - Hell, yeah, brother.

- I want these blossom. - Don't say like that. - Okay, I will have Peasville. (laughing) - You did one more of those in the office revoked.

- Don't push it. - Dad, Fritz, for this show, you should push it. - You, well, you also need all the advantages you can get up here. I would not piss one away.

Peas blossom would you do me the honor of cooperating with me in the near future? - Hell, yeah, dude. Great, get in the bottle. (laughing)

- Hey, make a constitution saving throw real quick. - No matter if it's in, you mess with the pool. - So you want to pick the character sheet that says, "Brush, follow on it." - Okay, so, constitution saving.

- Oh, right here. - Now, concept, is saving throws constitution plus seven. - But 10? - Yeah, he's lost him farts in your mouth. - Oh, no.

- Oh! - And you take two points of damage. - Oh, awesome, I didn't have to, that's great, man. Peas blossom fart. - Jesus Christ, man.

- Oh, no, the fantasy police showed up.

- This has never happened before.

- Dad, you've got to deploy that very fart. This episode, man.

“- If you love it, I think nasty thoughts you can fly.”

It's never led. (audience laughing) I want the tone and tanner of this show to change on a dime immediately. (audience laughing)

How many points off? - Two. - Two, okay. - All right, around you springs up, brush and vines and the force floor forming a pathway,

but I need each of you to make a dexterity saving through a to avoid being whipped by this brush and sticks and leaves and branches. - No frickin' problem. - Five plus two, seven.

- Fourteen plus two, sixteen. - Ten plus one, eleven. Oh, okay, final and Godwin. You take six points of damage as you're whipped in the face by branches and thorny vines.

- Who there? - Yeah. - You took and roll my deud, you're cool. - Yeah, I've been telling you guys when you're in the woods,

you gotta keep your head on sweep. Everything out here is out to get you, I guarantee it. You two are just sort of flat food walking around to them. Actually, I haven't limited range of motion due to the surgery, believe it or not.

I can't swivel at all. It's about 15 degrees, one way or the other. - Very much like Predator. - Yeah, I have a Predator. - Predator.

- Predator. - The three of you find yourself in a forest glaed with different kind of stumps and logs, almost fashion like buffet tables. And all around you, you see laid out bowls

you've ever seen winning.

You see bowls of every flavor of honey you can think of lavender or inch.

“Even flavors you've never heard of peppermint honey,”

double honey flavor. - Double honey, the forbidden honey? - Yeah. - Almond honey. - Almond honey.

- Soy honey. - Custy teriyaki honey. Triple dog dairy honey. - Yeah. - Wasp honey that the scientists swear it doesn't exist,

but you know does, you see it. - The most delicious. - Oh, that triple X red hot honey. - Yeah, all of it. - Cuylo, now normally as a man of the cloth,

you're not tempted by such earthly things as food, but you see before you bowls and bowls

of communion waferes, all flavor blasted.

With every flavor you can think of, there's cool ranch communion waferes, nacho cheese, communion waferes, nacho cheese. - You see pizza, lish, not only in with, not only with, nacho cheese, nacho cheese.

- Nacho cheese. (audience laughs) And you know that these are eucharistos. They're eucharistic. (audience laughs)

Now, ladies, I'll wait 'til they have all blasts, all blasts. (audience laughs) One with everything. That joke would have killed in Canada, they would have put their fucking shit. (audience laughs)

And now, lady, Godwin, you have a bizarre, almost mind-bending experience of you can see all kinds of platters of rare meat, both in the way that they're cooked and where they come from. But you can also see that these are bowls and plates

and platters full of sticks and leaves and dirt and bugs.

“That's what you see underneath the things that you see.”

- Honey time, baby! - When are you the poo? - This is all very Billy Corgana, me sure. (audience laughs) - Very shallow. - And when are the poo, make a wisdom saving throw?

- Godwin, I need you to make a contested wisdom versus strength saving throw. - On myself? - Yes, got it. - I'm gonna, can I neglect to just fail it?

- I think it's James, you're not trying to do this. - You're not trying to do this. - 18 bowls of rare, if you put the elusive, wasp honey in front of when are the poo? - You're literally tear your arms off to get to it.

- Yeah, Griffin, I'm gonna give you inspiration for choosing the fail, though. - Thank you so much.

- So now you have basically two pocket advantages.

I'm a second man, ace of peers, holy shit. (audience laughs) - This is my brother, Manachup. (audience laughs) - I got, my wisdom is a 19 and my strength is a 23.

So you feel, you see these things and you're like, "Oh, gross, that's not food." But your body pulls over to them. - Okay, so this is exactly like eating taco, though. (audience laughs)

Damn, dude, get 'em. So your hands, almost out of control. In fact, out of control of your brain, start picking things up out of these bowls and shoving them onto your face.

- Okay, great. - Final, what about you? - You're gonna love this stuff, guys? - No, it's fantastic. - Well, no, your head is fully aware that this sucks.

- It's full God, I love it. - What about you, Phileau? - 17. - With a 17, you fully know this is a trick. You're drawn to these things,

but your brain is able to just barely stop your body from shoving these things into your face. But your friends, on the other hand, even though Lady Godwin is protesting, Winnie the Boot isn't trying to stop himself from all

from eating them. - I don't know if he's forever. - I don't know if he's forever. - That is the voice of reason. That has to talk us down for the ledge.

- Well, Phileau, wait, excuse me. - And Lady, Lady, it's a bear. - Okay, people, well, nope, friends, friends. - Nope. (audience laughs)

- Co-adventures. - Okay, cool, cool, cool. - He looks down because you're about to start eating in the sticks and he says, "Oh, oh, that's my cousin!"

(audience laughs) - And that's a former employer! (audience laughs)

“- Are you reading sticks or bugs, what are we eating?”

- You know, are you trying, okay. That is trying to convince me that I am eating his friend. - Oh, another puppet, another puppet, sorry. But now hold on Travis, that's a very stupid thing. But I do, I do see sticks and I'm eating them.

So I think that's got a good chance to convince me as easy, right? - In my mind, he just said this honey is his brother and I'm like, you're saying that to get this fucking honey away from me?

If you try that, the arms, so easy to come off of you, my man. - All right, let me do a contested wisdom with that to see if he can convince my mind that this is family. - Yeah, so Justin, you're gonna do a wisdom saving throw. Dad, you're gonna do a persuasion check.

- Okay.

- persuasion, got it right there. Mine's a one. (laughing) - Mine's a two. (audience laughing) - Okay, okay, wait, dad, all right, and now let's play it out.

- Go ahead. - Okay, wait, wait, you are right now. Eating and associate of mine. That I am actually much closer to than you. And if you keep eating that, you're gonna get splinters

in your throat, and that is where your sutures are. So I don't think that's a real good idea. - He just wants your beef. Don't listen to it. - Look how--

- You didn't roll shit. - Okay, listen. None of that was anything. Total garbage. But it worked.

(audience laughing)

“You've convinced me, this is your former employee, is it?”

- Yeah, Bob, I had a newspaper round. - Bob, I'm a puppet newsman. - Isn't that how most of them are, Justin? - Oh, let's bookbock that. - Oh, wow.

- He's taking down the print media. - Wait, can I just say, you all had to think about them.

First of all, we were like, wait, what is that?

What can he be talking about? Is he talking about how corporate monopolies on certain media properties? But is he against the free press? I don't know, let's just fucking woo just to cover our bases.

- Okay, so I, do I manage to stop eating? - Yeah, the two of you are free of this glamour. - Well, I'm done. - Wait, I'm done. - Really?

- Oh, you did all the honey, that's your hat on your shelf. - Such as, let me introduce myself. - Can he, can he maybe hit our plates? - Can become his honey. - Oh, yeah, okay.

- It doesn't go away, as you eat it, and he's filling back up. - Holy shit. - I written, this is my end, my grill, I've made it. Enjoy the rest of your adventure, practical strangers.

- I'm so happy for him, but I don't know how many sticks you could eat if you're a bear, before things get rather dicey. - Final throw himself up on the table and just start break dancing to sweep all the plates off

of the dicey. - I thought you were gonna say break dancing, I thought I figured you was gonna break dance.

“- I'm going to rip, you heard me warn him twice, right?”

- I'm gonna rip his arms right off of,

like the second, his shadow crosses over the plane

of my, like a dog guarding its food bowl. - I'm so sorry, I warned you twice, it's not me. It's Winnie the Pooh and his insatiable appetite for honey. So, is that an attack? - You're gonna lay this smack roll down on him.

- Yeah, sure, excellent. - That's a seven, I'm gonna use the heroic inspiration from earlier that you gave me. - That's a, that's better, 16 plus six, 22. - Okay, what do I roll?

- No, he is attacking against your AC clan. I mean, it could be like a strength check to see if I rip his arms off. I don't know if he's able to contest that. - I'll give you this, give me a deck saving throw.

And you need to get a 10 or higher to avoid being ripped into pieces. - Rip, rip, rip, rip, rip, rip. - That's a six, well, plus one seven. - Okay, so I'm done rolling.

- Now Winnie the Pooh. - Yeah. - Give me a wisdom saving throw with advantage.

- With advantage, all right, critical failure.

“And 14 plus, why don't they just put all the shit on one screen?”

- Technology hasn't evolved that far. - Wisdom saved is actually really good. That is a non-natural 20. - A gentleman's 20? - I don't like that either, man.

- Okay, a GMO 20? - Yes, sure. - Okay. With that 20, the anguish that you feel at the reaction you just had

of ripping his limbs off. - Yes. - Now, I'm so you're out of it for just long enough to see bowls of sticks and mud. And it's just bugs and bugs.

- Cool. - Just enough to convince you it's not honey. - Now, Phileau, your arms and legs have been disconnected from your body. - What is it?

- He's not talking about my life. - Okay, sorry, just his arms. But as a puppet, that's not as bad as it could be. - How instant is his realization and declaration that he has realized the Arab as ways

because I have a dropkick in the chamber that unless he is like audibly protesting that he is no longer going to attack Phileau, I am going to have to fire off. - Yeah.

- It takes a second. It takes a second. Okay, I have to dropkick. - I totally understand my man. - No hard feelings at all.

I totally get it. - Okay. - I ripped the arms.

What does that mean?

So it's like a grapple attack.

“The target must exceed on a strength desks.”

It chooses which, saving throw, DC equals eight plus profiles plus strength or it has the grapple condition. - Oh, you strength, I'm better at that. Okay. Seven. (audience laughs)

Looks like Team Rock, it's blessed to go up again. - Yep, 15. Okay, so I grapple in with my dropkick. - So you dropkick him.

- I dropkick him, but at the end of it,

he's grappled by my legs. - Are you an octopus? What are you talking about? - I mean, I don't know, it's just, I was about to kick my ass so hard.

It varies into the stuffing of me.

“- Does your boot get stuck in his ass hole?”

- Yeah, it's like, okay, you guys gotta say it. I had a dropkick in the chamber. We've established that name correctly, right? That's canon. I can't just stop the dropkick, but what I can do is make

it a non-leafled grappling dropkick. - It's like a full blown dropkick. Winnie the Pooh. - Yeah. - His ass will be back in the big machine at the Builder-back. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,

hey, Mill, hey, Mill, we'll be back working at the Senoko station. Okay, there's no more poo to write about them. But instead the foot goes in me. Here's what I'm gonna say. If you want to control your dropkick that much, give me a deck saving throw to control the arc of your dropkick. Okay. This is gonna be great. Would you prefer it is a high number or a low number? - Hi, is it a golf situation? - It's a nine. I got a nine on it. - Okay, with a nine. You boot him. Into a bush. - All right, could be worse and outcomes when either poo.

- Oh, bother. You kicked me quite a long way. - I'm so sorry, Winnie. I didn't realize it. It's not out of it. Oh, yes, it's okay. I'm quite all right. I'm terribly sorry. We should move along. Shall we continue on our journey? - Absolutely, leave the way. I need to cast one very important spell. It's called "Mend." I want to put my arms back. - Can you open up your arms? Yes, oh, did I do that? - Okay, it's okay, Winnie. - Am I dead or can I come out of the bush?

No, you don't. - I don't come out of the bush. - You play on the other side of the bush. What you find is you stand up and you're on the other side of a stone wall that run between you and where you just were. - This fucking forest, Winnie. - Socks shit. Could you hand me those two arms? Of course, do you want your left on your left and your right on your right on your right on your right on your left? - That's it, no matter. I'm very, I'm very flexible. - Okay. And I cast men and my arms are back. - Oh, excellent. Let's continue on, friends. - And that's pretty good, Travis.

Did I hear him say friends? I want to do a perception check. - Trust me, because he called you as friend? - Yeah, because we just established that we're not friends. - Give me an insight check. - We established like 10 minutes together, we're not friends. - Okay, man, insight check. - That is a code word.

“That's how you know if we're being held hostage. - 10 plus, not 14. He's going to laugh at that.”

With a 13, it seems like either something's off or a big emotional moment has just happened and you missed it. You're not sure which one it is, but it's one of those two things. - Okay. - She did try to kill me. I think that would change my person. When he can't ask you something, yes, of course. It's kind of tearing you up, but you did finally, isn't it? Yes, when I told him up, it turns out the real tearing was in me. - I forgive you, my child. - Oh, okay, dad. Oh, I'm rather peckish than you and hungry. - Why could go for a smack or a roll of jelly?

- See again, honey? - Yes? - It's too late. - What does it do? - I want another chance. I want another chance. - Okay. He's going to start running off into a bush ahead of you about 10 feet to your left.

He's going to run a few weeks, but I do shit like that all the time, so it's not that weird. - You'll never catch me.

Okay, he said that, I'm going to throw the back of Jennifer Meyer at his kneecap. You are doing some really out there shit with a tax in this evening. - I'm trying to be a little more not like, I wouldn't try to sever his leg, he's a childhood eye. - Okay, here's what I'll give you. His AC is 15. That's true. If you get a 15 to 18, then you control how hard you hit him. If you get over an 18, it's just going to hit him and do damage. - Okay, I'm on juice. - Okay, and 15 to Runder misses. - Okay. - So I rolled 11 plus 6, 17. Right on the money sign.

So what are you hoping to accomplish with this Jennifer Meyer's throw? Just hit the back of the kneecap, knock that little stupid bear to the ground and make him go.

- You go over to and slap him. - Yeah, I'm the best. - Okay, as Lady Gottwin crosses behind the bush to go slap winning to put in the face. The two of them come back out.

- I'm so sorry, Wendy that I attacked you. It's okay. Oh, Bob, I'm sorry that you hit me. - Who do I say? - You're back there. - You're in the water, too. - You're in the water, too. - Wait a minute. Wait a minute, who's there? - Yeah. - Okay, I slap one of the poor across the face. - What did I say? - What did I say? What did I tell you? - I do get a tell me anything. He said that you made me chase you, you made me throw it. My axe at you just to slow you down. Who are you? Something really funky has happened and you are yelling up here and it's making me so sad.

Let me see your knee. - My what? - Your knee. - Are you a subscriber? - Okay, I'm flipping over. - My connect one is regularly denied on only fans. - You know that. - Okay, so if I show my knees, I show my knees. They are unact. - Okay, something very confusing is happening, but for the life we are getting us little out. - Filo, meantime, you see your traveling companions, Lady Godwin and Winnie the Pooh, they have made up after their strange and brief fight right before your eyes. - No, Filo. - Yes. - Should we get moving, maybe back to where we came? - Well, not back to where we came, we are going to head on out of the woods.

- Oh, I don't know about that. - Yes, I agree, that might not be the best decision. - It's hard to tell these two apart a little bit. Well, I, you know, we've operated all the time as a democracy, so yeah, well, let's go wherever you want.

Hey guys, if we do this the right way, the three was, might get the second act off. It should be pretty cool.

Winnie the Pooh. - What the hell? - Winnie the Pooh points towards the Bush and says, "Yes, that's a done way." - We didn't come that way. - Yes, but that's the one we're going to go now. - All right, after what we've all been through here over the last, stop looking at me, I'm not there.

“- I'm not there. - 45 minutes, I think I should trust you because now we have friends.”

- Fellow crosses behind the Bush and Filo comes back out to Winnie the Pooh and Lady Godrun, they're like, "Oh yeah, wait, fuck."

- Oh shit. - Yes, we didn't think this one was through, did we?

- Well, ball the, and the three of you are back on the other side of the wall now. - Okay, so I saved the day. On the hero. (applause) - Yikes. Everyone drink. - We need, okay, we need to give each other passwords. So in the future we know that we are the legitimate us, but we can't let anyone else hear them, unless they are needed.

Are we agreed? - Yes, I want you are saying it out loud in the forest that wants to kill your mind. - Okay, listen, the three of us have to come up with a secret code in secret together now. (laughter) - This is great podcast. - Yeah.

“- This is what's gonna be interesting. - Well, I think we have a full proof plan.”

- Full proof plan, if I had only not had earplugs in and I could have heard it. (laughter) - Your hero, that's only hearing through the monitor right now with his special ear attachment. So everyone plug your ears. - No, I'm just kidding, that's not how you hear. - You hear rustling in the undergrowth, in the leaves, as a man, in what at one point would have been kind of flimpoyant and a very dressy attire.

But it's now very dirty and stained and ripped, comes running up his hair as wild. He has a crazy look at his eye and he goes, "Tell me that's all real!" - Oh, what? Waffle something, was it waffle? - I'll total right up to him. Dad just tried to put our fucking password on blast, but he did not.

“- Yeah, we said that in secret. So Travis, we took a break from doing the show for people to generate a secret password.”

The idea that you would belch it out like that is so hurtful to me. - Not 30 seconds after the show. - So hurtful to me.

We have a different, better one dad. They wouldn't tell you because we knew you fucking blow it.

- Well played by me. - I taught all right up to him and hold out my tummy. - Go ahead. Go ahead and poke.

“- Well, thank God. What is your name, young stuffed bear?”

- My name was Winnie the Pooh of the Hundred Acre Woods. - Fuck, that was good, man. - What's your name? - Bottom the weaver they called me. Perhaps the greatest bottom there ever was. Powerful I am. Power bottom. - Yeah, we fucking get it, dog. - Okay. - Okay. - Do you have... - Travis is going to die like a ghost's gloop in a tunnel of this gag.

- Do you have a donkey? Does he have a donkey hit? - Oh, what the fuck are you talking about? - He's a normal man. - Okay, fine.

- Do you have a first name because I'd like to never say bottom again? - Nick. Okay. Nick.

- But I prefer to make called bottom. - Yes, absolutely. - We could handle that. Are you real? Tell me you're real? - Yeah. - Well, in many ways, I am a pretender. - Okay, I'm not the way. - We are two nights at high statistics. - Oh, it's very quick. - Book my belly. - Oh, he's real. - Yep. - I've been trapped in this wood for God knows how long.

- Can I give an insight check on this on this? - You might follow me to try to figure out what his deal is. Oh, that's pretty good. That's going to be an 18, and I'm going to do that 18. I'm going to add a particular number and that's going to be a plus three, so 21. - He is a sincere idiot. - Okay. - Everything he is saying is true. When he says God knows how long, it's unclear whether that is because it's been a long amount of time or because he has failed to keep track of it.

- Yeah. - But he does seem to be sincere in his panic and his desire to be helped and befriends you.

“- Okay, bottom? - Yes. I think you're the real deal Holyfield, but I'm not quite ready to tell you our secret password.”

- That's fair. - Just so I need some food. God, say my hungry, my stomach, how it grumbles. How it rumbles, the empty it is. I am an empty bottom. - Oh, man. - Looking to be food. - Okay. Well, there's an all you can eat honey buffet on the other side of that there wall. - And you would share it with me? - For sure, my friend. No problem. Just get on over that wall and it's all the honey. - And what was your slabs of beef? - Oh, there are holy waifers. - And holy waifers, Jesus, they're going to blow you gold, bottom?

- Well, don't you have some value we can extract from you? - What a terrible waifu looking in the world! - How did you get here in the first place, bottom? - Where you want? - So how do we walk out of here?

- If I knew that young stuffed bear? - You got me there. - Here's what I'm going to do, bottom. We're going to turn around and face the other way and walk until we're left.

“That's what we're going to do right now. We're all four of us going to turn around and walk out the way we came because we haven't been in here that long.”

So we have the best chance of getting out. So you follow us on the way back out that we came in and we'll all leave together. Makes sense to me! - Perfect! - In other words, we're going to use the back door. I am so ready! I caught it, not at his age, not at his age. It's embarrassing. - Can I deploy my druidic knowledge of the woods, my home biome, to try to get some sort of a bearing here. - Very good. - Thanks, dad. I can always count on you. I have wild shape, can I just turn into a bird and give it a quick butchers? Can I do a quick butchers with me? - Give me a Narcana check before you do.

- Okay. I can't a check. That's going to be a 10 plus a 2/12. - Very strange kind of vibration of magic from the leaves and trees around you. - Yeah. - You could try but you're unsure of what success would look like. - Okay, I don't want to turn into a bird because I don't actually think I can do that. But I thought if I said it fast enough, it would just kind of go through on a technicality, which has happened so many times before here on this program.

So I guess just a nature check. Can this be trying to find out how to execute on what I just said, like you's trying to get a heading on our way back out, or are you trying to find a different way forward?

“- I just, I don't know, I come from the woods, so I would like to utilize that knowledge in some way shape or form. - Very, very general. - Nature plus 5, not 20. - Okay. - Okay.”

- With a not 20, you sense that nature magic, they were feeling that strange vibration. You get a sense of the direction to which that just keeps getting stronger.

- Yeah. - And you get a vague sense of that starts dissipating in this direction and from your eyes, right? The way that it keeps getting stronger seems to be the thinnest of the woods, what you might consider a path. - And you see behind you thick, undergrowth, seemingly no way to pass, and that is where the magic weakens. - Listen, I know we had a whole thing, but we got to go through the thickest stuff, got to go where it's thickest, if we want to get out of here.

- By the path is easy, but as a good friend of mine once said, "In a poem, don't take that one." Try the other one, he said, "In his poem, it's pretty true."

“- You know, I have picked up my two arms. - No, I see that, not really sorry, by the way. We're going to be working through the traumas of today for quite a while, I think.”

I could go to the thickest and pick it with a stick, just to see. - Yeah, sure. I don't actually think there was a plan associated with that freestyle rap you just did, but I was just trying to work in and into the woods. - Sure, okay, so sure, let's go deeper into the woods, it's an illusion, trust me, okay? - I'll follow winning. When he says to trust him, what does that trust look like from you Lady Goblin? - To trust him? - That it's an illusion. - What do you mean? Like do you still love what do you do?

- That I trust, I follow winning the poo wherever he goes. - Okay, when he, what are you doing? - I'm going to walk towards thin thick branches to try and part them with my druidic magic, because I rolled a goddamn natural 20 on my nature role, and if that turns out to be a trick, I'm going to be protesting the act two of this show from out in the lobby. - Okay, give me a wisdom saving throw. All of us are just now, yeah, wisdom saving, just give you a winning. 18 plus six, a 24. - So you know, it's an illusion, you say to yourself this is an illusion, you start moving towards this thicket, faster and faster, and you start to feel doubt like there's, oh, I don't know, and you overcome it, and you say this is an illusion,

and you become more confident in your steps, and you hit this line of thorny brush that looks like it is just going to tear your soft felt outer skin, a sunder, but instead, you feel nothing. You bust through, and you're in a clearing, and you see puck there with shakes, we are dangling over a boiling pot of some weird green fluid, as the three of you come busting through, and puck goes, oh shit! - Um, you made me eat bugs and farts today. Yeah, that's a statement of fact, and I agree!

“- I think there shouldn't be a second, we'll try again, but at the second half, I should put like a warning or something.”

Like a follow-up, otherwise it was just a checklist of awesome things I did, you're right, puck, I never do this, can we try again?

- You want a second round of the injury or what? - Yes, take it from the top, okay, you made me bugs and farts today, and I don't like that. - So, now we're gonna kill you, and save what's up William Shakespeare? Well, I don't know about that, I'm not a fighter, I'm a lover, so perhaps it makes more sense for you to fight each other,

- Hey everybody, it's us again, jump back into remind you that it's the max fund drive, a lot of options for joining a lot of rewards, but one of them you can become a new member, right?

You've never been a member before, you can also upgrade your membership, maybe you've been doing $5 a month, for a while now, you listen to even more shows, or the spirit is moving you, you can move up to $10 a month, $20 a month, whatever, you can also boost your membership, maybe not ready to move up to the next membership level, but you want to toss a little extra coin to your Witcher, that's us in this scenario.

“You can do that, all three of those contribute to our overall total of new upgrading and boosting members, go to maximumfunt.org/join, and like I said, there's a lot of different levels with a lot of different rewards, isn't that right, Clint?”

- Why it certainly is, so natural, but $5 a level, we've got the test cousin verse, rolled to realize, we got all the past highlights, loads of crunch, and our episode with Matt Mercer, all the Charlie verse stuff, making, I'm gonna jump in real quick, because I don't know if we mentioned this before, but max fund members, we've also been putting up live show audio early before it gets published to the main channel. - Yeah, that's right. - And that's available to members as well before it's available to anyone else.

- We're very thoughtful about things like that, $10 a level, all that stuff, and also the duper on board, Enemaled Keychain.

- I mean, that's if they choose to have time, they choose TAS, there's show of choice.

- I have what else are they gonna chew, why are they listening to this break, if they're not gonna choose TAS? - Yeah, the good point, yeah, TAS is, you get that duper on board keychain, $20 a month, all that stuff plus the good clean fund toiletry bag, or the embroidered rocket visor. - And dad, I'm seeing on here, this is true, a lot of the shows including TAS are gonna be going add free if you have a $10 a month membership.

“- Yeah, yeah, I sat down and made the decision that we owe debt to our listeners. - Very bold leadership. - Well, you know, that's what I am, the paider familiar.”

- Yeah. - As you know, Justin, $20 a month, the good clean fund toiletry bag, the embroidered rocket visor, $35 a month, all that stuff plus an insulated stainless steel. - That's the best kind of steel, unmanned. - You're not just trying to get a $50, it's the custom metal max fund membership card. - Amazing. I mean, the point is, these are all of you helping any of these levels, obviously, you're an amazing champion. - But the real thing is your helping to make shows happen, you're making shows possible, I've been doing this show for gosh 13 years and a half.

- 12, do that right? 13, 12 or 13 years. And it's a real joy that happens because of your enthusiasm and your excitement.

- So, we've been able to hire a whole staff to help us make all of our shows, including Rachel, our editor who does so much incredible sound design work here for the adventures on.

- We've got like a real actual team of people who help us make all this stuff and we were only able to kind of grow and make all of the things that we make with their help because of your help. - You go to maximum of fund.org/join, you pick the shows that you listen to some of the money that you kick in, go towards max fund to help with all the administrative stuff. - And the recipe goes directly to shows like us and it's why we've been able to do this for so, so long. - So if you enjoy taz and you get something out of the shows that we listen to or you just think max fund is cool, it is cool. There's not really another media company I know out there like it, putting out shows like this

and letting the creators keep all the rights and being co-op-own, it's a great thing that they are doing and we're so proud to be a part of it and we hope that if you enjoy listening to our shows, you will think about supporting it very directly at maxmumfund.org/join and get a bit of that. - But it's great stuff. - What? - That's him.

- That's him.

“- Oh, that's what you're saying like my name.”

- Okay, okay. - I want to get back to the show. Okay, please go. - Let's kill William Shakes. - No.

- No, that's not Justin, that's not what's happening. - Let's get his old ass. - Well, that's not. - Let's roll for initiative.

- Griffin, were you about to start playing some games?

- What? - No, you were about to start gaming.

“- Dad grabbed my knee and I was like, is he dying?”

Is this it? Is this it? Oh God, is it gonna happen on stage? - All we said, I wanted to die on stage. - Yeah, you have something.

- I've seen you die on stage many times, Clint. That is un... - I'm really walked into that window. - You sure did. - Well, hobbled into it, mostly, you're very old.

- Nice. - Okay. - 19 plus two for 21. - Yeah, it's pretty good. - It's pretty good.

- 11 plus two 13. - 18 plus one 19. - Yeah. - I don't want to do you game number. - What did you get, Justin?

- 13. (laughing) - Get his ass, yes. - No, actually, we don't have to act. - We don't have to act.

- Just courage, this level of audience involvement, but you fucking dragged his ass, that's pretty good. That was good. (audience laughing) - You know what's weird?

“Is that at the top of Winnie the Poo's character sheet”

and his inventory is Carpenter's tools? Why the fuck, man? Why do I got that? - Well, he was the son of a carpenter. Winnie the Poo was.

- Okay, so. - Sorry, that was Jesus. - Here's our poster up here. - Yes, here we're ready. Maddie Viand did a kick-ass job with this poster.

Wild about it, all the special details and there should still be some available out in the lobby feeling of grab 'em. Also, the Paul Subborn Memorial Camp Food Drive is still rocking and we're doing all proceeds

to that challenge point to the middle high of food collective. So grab one of those if you're able. - I miss you, Paul. - I miss you Paul. - I miss you Paul so much.

- I miss you Paul. - I miss you Paul. - I miss you Paul. - Guys, he can hear us. - I know Dad, it feels like he's real with it.

Paul is watching. (audience laughing) - From us. - All right. - Who?

- Yeah, we're up first.

“You are faced with Winnie the Two, fraudwin and Folo,”

as well as in the background there. You have puck dangling William Shakespeare over a boiling vash of green, strange liquid. Gosh, it really feels like I should deal with that situation first, but I'm not.

I am going to point at Winnie the Two and I'll say, except no, substitutes. I'm going to cast plant growth, specifically overgrowth, all normal plants on 100 radius sphere, center on that point,

become thick and overgrown. Travis, the type of plant I would like to specifically conjure up and grow today is those nasty nasty vines that whip my two cohorts earlier in the evening to try to give him a taste of, I guess, his own medicine.

- So you're going to whip him with thorns? - Yeah, I guess so, yeah. But not thorn whip, which is a thing you have. - I figured this would be cooler and a call back. - Okay, let's do it.

- Okay, let's do it more than a cantrip that I can shit out any Friday night. Okay, what do I need to do? Is it an attack roll or is it? Well, I'm bending the rules of what plant growth does,

so I'm going to say it to extirity saving throw

or you take one million points of damage.

- Well, hold on. One of those I'll give you. - You're trying to beat 200. - That is a Nat 20. - Motherfucker, fuck.

Fuck you, Winnie the Pooh. - Winnie the Pooh? - No, Winnie the Pooh, please. - You're right. - Winnie the Pooh.

- Winnie the Pooh does 18 backflips. - Shit. - Whoa, that is what I do, you got me. (audience laughing) - I'm landing from watching you, Dad.

- Okay, now I have a question. When Winnie the Pooh does 18 backflips, do I clock that? Like, am I now count all of them? - No, am I, do I see the 18 backflips

and I'm like, that's the fake Winnie the Pooh? - I'm standing next to you. - I know, but there's a lot of charms and deceptions here, and I just wanna, yeah, for sure. - Yeah, I just wanna make sure,

I wanna store that away for later that I have a way of telling these two apart. That's all. - Okay, do I wish them saving throw? - Okay, saving throw.

- Interesting. - Okay, with some chat? - Okay, now how do you're saving throw? It's fine. - Plus zero either way, 17.

- Yeah, that's not with-- (audience laughing) - You saw these Winnie the Pooh, walk out from behind the puck. Do you 18 backflips?

- You're like, huh, but that'll seem like, no, you know what? - I'll touch you. - I don't think that's him.

- Okay, Travis, here's what I was agally for, I guess,

is that I would also notice some kind of mole or something that wouldn't let me differentiate the two of them forever. - You understand? - I have that whole you kicked into my ass.

That's me. Hey, check this shit out, though. This is really good as thing you do. I may have missed with the attack, but every creature moving through this area

must spend four feet of movement for everyone. Foot-head moves, got you.

(audience laughing)

Okay, I'll make sure to write that down.

Dad, you are up. Brother Finlow is going to use one of his many infusions and by B-12, he's going to sick it on Lady Fraud wouldn't. - Okay, you're fucked up

“that you're not attacking your own doppelganger, I think.”

- I actually think it's less fucked up, I wanna say I think it'd be more fucked up if he's like, I've been looking for a chance to beat the shit out of myself. - Yeah, yeah, I griffed and let's talk about problems.

Like what you just said is Dad, why wouldn't you kill yourself if you had the chance? (laughing) - Is that every man's dream to kill himself? To kill his own image?

So my good friends, brother Finlow brings out his old friend, grownups. - Sweet, puppet, pumpkin, humum, humum, kill eye.

- Pumpkin, humum, humum, kill eye.

That freaks out Lady God wouldn't. - Okay, Dad, who 3D printed that for you 'cause somebody did it? You're our middleest brother, 3D printed that for me. - She's my son, dad, dad, dad.

And very carefully painted it. That's Dad's father's day, president. - Aw, cute. - Cronat attack. Cronat's gonna fly right into Lady Godwin.

- Assuming that Lady Godwin possesses the terrible fear of pump I had. If not, the my entire purpose this evening is for not, wow, well don't take all that fucking carrot in the front of me, Dad.

To know that I could take away your entire purpose? - You, you made it. - I know, and I'm really struggling with that dichotomy of feeling successful in my 3D print or ruining my dad's existence.

“- Look at his little leg, do you need to do this?”

- Dammit, you've sold me on his little articulated legs. Okay, pops, making attack roll for me. - Um, Jesus Christ, man. You got too many fucking props on the table, Client. - You're like my fucking kids at Red Lobster, man.

Just toys everywhere. Give me an attack roll plus four, Client. - I get this man a place to match some crayons. (audience laughing) - Okay.

- Oh my goodness. - And a lid for his coke is zero if you don't know. - All right, what do you need from our father? - On attack roll plus four, so a D20 plus four. - There's so much swiping.

- Yeah, okay, plus four. - That's a 23. (audience cheering) - Yeah. - Holy shit, what is that?

How do you know, oh my god, is that a flying Jack-on lantern? - Yes. - Fuck shit, listen to your knees.

“- Okay, give me a 1-D-8 plus two damage.”

And Lady Godwin. - Yeah. - I'd like you to make a wisdom saving throw with advantage. - Yeah, I saw that coming.

- Thank you. - 1-D-8, that's 6 plus two is eight.

- My first wisdom saving throw is a five.

My second wisdom saving throw is a 15, that's 10 more, all right. - In this moment, that pumpkin's a friend. You're not sure about next time, but right now, (laughs) you know that a tire is not directed towards you.

- Okay. - Up next though, is follow who is going to, yeah, come swinging in with their quarter stuff, aimed for you, Winnie the Pooh. - Do I have a quarter stuff?

- You do, man. - You have polar mastery? - Shit. - And you bring that shit up all the time. - Yeah.

- All right, do your best. - Not 22 worse than that, do not do not do your best. - No. - All right, and that's one, he's sure. - Okay, hit points for days, chill.

- Okay, so that's going to be 12 damage? - No problem. - Quap, wap, it hits you quite good. And then with polar mastery. - Got damn polar mastery, come again.

- That is an 18 plus 422. - Fuck that single dice you have there. Yeah, that hits my... - Why this is one of the flambrite dice available on magroemerge.com.

(audience cheers) - That's another four points of damage. - Great, no problem. Not even worried about it at all. - Godwin, you are up.

- Okay. So what we got in front of me? - Layout the landscape. - Another Winnie the Pooh, another Godwin, and another Phileau.

- How many of them are dead so far? - None, man. We haven't done very good at it. - Chill, chill. (audience laughs)

- I did make it somewhat more difficult for them to move through the space that surrounds them. - Okay, are we gonna ask this Travis?

- Not currently, it's still two lines.

- Okay. - I'm going to punch myself in the face as hard as I can. I'm gonna need you to clarify, Justin. - Okay.

- I'm gonna punch the other me in the face. - Okay, I almost gotcha.

“- Honestly, anything else feels mean, right?”

It's like Winnie the Pooh and Pinocchio. So I think I'm just gonna punch the adult woman. - You know what I mean? - Yeah sure. - All right, make yourself an attack roll.

Are you doing an arm strength? - Yeah, I wanna be kind to the mug, you know? Miss of the goods. To fuck man. - Wait, but I get another one.

- Good. - A fighter, right?

- Yeah, fighters take several hits, attacks, right?

- Yeah, okay. - Yeah, thank you everyone for backing me up. That's a nine, fuck me. - No, a nine plus six. - Nope, I don't see that.

I said a nine. - Oh, shit. - I did the math on my own brother. He has a nine all day. - Well, up next is Lady Fraudwin.

- Ah man.

“- Who is now going to take a swing at you?”

- Oh, shesh. - With Stephanie Gilbert, her axe. - That is an eight plus six, a 14, that ties, yeah, yeah, all right. - Yeah, that is how that works. And that's gonna be one D12 plus three.

- Guys, we're getting our asses kick in front of us. - Oh, that's 13 points of damage. - Ouch.

- And then as you pointed out a second of time.

- Yeah, thank you. (laughing) - Now wait, is it, did it? - That's a 19, are they actually a barbarian? Are they an illusion?

- They're a barbarian. - Okay. - The illusion of one. - Okay. - So that's 25 to hit.

- Okay. - That does just clear it. - Okay, great. And okay, that's one plus three only four points of damage. - Oh, okay, good.

- That's like nothing at all, don't even worry about it. - No worries. - Okay, and up next, oh, is Winnie the Two? - Shit, he's gonna be so mad at me. (laughing)

He's gonna be so mad. - No, Winnie the Two is gonna thorn whip at you, and say, "This is how you do it, and more of a fucker." (laughing) - No, no, not with a not one.

- That's not how you do it, whole bother. - I'd say that's so bad, some of it ought to get on him. - Yeah. - With thorns. (laughing)

As he whips, the thorns come off the whip and hit him in the eyes, and he dies from it. I say, "Good luck moving your fool speed, "dip shit." - No, but I will say the fairy that is embodying Winnie the Two,

knows he's gonna have to explain it to his partner later, and he's gonna be really embarrassed. - Yeah, sure. - So just know that, he'll take psychic damage later. - It's a moral victory for sure.

- Okay, we're back at the top of the order with Winnie the Pooh. - This is how you do it, mother fucker! I'll hit him, I hit him with a good old fashioned thorn whip. - Okay, so wait, just so I can understand your progression.

- Yeah. - What you've done is you failed to hit him with a shitty small group of a thorn whip, and you've lured him into a false sense of security. And now, just when he thinks you can't thorn whip,

you're going to thorn whip him. - And he's gonna lean in because he thinks it's fake. - Yeah. - Right. - Does a 24-hit-my-fake ass?

(audience cheering) - Yeah, it does. - That is going to be nine points of damage on the thorn whip of my fake ass. - Oh no!

- Ow! - Oh my beautiful stuff, things coming out. - Is it? - Yeah, not all of it. - I take it to get stronger.

(audience laughing) - Yeah, give me that whole situation check,

“- That's how it works at the Builder Bear.”

- Yeah. - Just a constant, just a constant who should check? - Yeah. - Yeah, just check, Ohio State Law cannibalism is forbidden. (audience laughing)

- That is going to be a 14 plus zero, 14. - Yeah, with a 14, you're going to pick up five opponent like temporary hit points. - Okay, I'll take five to hit points, thank you. - Oh, no, that's my stuffing.

Not anymore, it's not, no, no, no, no, no. It's up there with the bugs and sticks and mud. I forgot about that, all right, dad, you're out. Cash Flaming Spear on. Cash Flaming Spear.

The round, hey, we take it back from one,

give dad a second.

- Hey, hey, I'm just a macro,

what good are the adventures of who? (audience laughing)

“- I will also take this moment to kindly remind you guys”

if you're pocket advantage from your fairy friend. - Oh, yeah. - Not forgotten, okay. - I just am saving it for a real good shit, man. (audience laughing)

I cast Flaming Spear on Brother Phileau's double ganger. - Phileau, Phileau, Phileau. - Okay. - He needs to make a dexterity save. - Thank you, Griffin.

- I love having Griffin as dad's spell interpreter. It's so helpful. - Oh, okay, that's not great. You said a dexterity saving throw? Dexterity saving throw, that is an eight plus one, a nine.

- No. - No.

- That does not avoid and talk to the mic.

- Talk to the mic, two, D, six, right there. - Right under the mic, it's the one in front of you. - D, D, six, six, six, and a three, that's nine. - Okay, that is going to, because I don't know if you know this as a puppet, he is made of wood, yeah.

- Be double damage, so that is going to hit him for 18. You look like a fucking high profile stock broker right now with the mini-character sheets you have in front of you. It's so good. This is how a professional DM does it. Yeah. Read a book. No, he's got me. No, he got my ass. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

The professional DM does it. - Yeah. - Refined. - Read a book. - No, he's got me. No, he got my ass.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

- Big dad took my character sheets again. - Tag now, tag now, tag now. - God dammit. - God dammit. - So big.

- All right, so then follow. - Hey, is anyone else in the range of that burning flaming sphere? 'Cause it does have a bit of a range. - Oh, what's the size of it?

- Well, travel. - Five feet. - Five feet? - Yeah, you didn't notice that when you were kibbitsing?

- What kibbitsing did I do? - It's a five foot diameter sphere. - I gave you double damage. What the fuck are you talking about old man? - He's talking about me.

- I'm talking about him. - Oh, okay, yeah. No, it's about evenly spaced two. - I'm glad I said something. (laughing)

- Follow is going to run an attempt to tackle, find low. - Yes. - Oh, good luck with that. - Give me some of the somebody videos it, please.

(laughing) - Give me a dexterity saving for a Clint? - Yes. - Travis? Lady Godwin only likes Boon Raku pornography.

It's the only thing. - You will need to beat a 15. - I got a six. - Not quite. The two of you go rolling.

I just, is it ass over tea kettle? Is that the, does it matter? - I guess that's right. - You go rolling in a big tub when you come up. It is unclear which one is which.

- I lost track. Did you follow Lady Godwin? - I have a good way of telling you a part, but not him, no. - It's me, Philo.

- It's me, Philo. - This is it, the moment we've practiced. - Okay.

“- Well, I hadn't seen our secret password”

that he definitely heard and remember. - We'll see you on the count of three. - One, two, three, make it hold on. (laughing) (laughing)

- It will, would we have like a, is there some sort of magical reason

we could have to talk for a second?

- No, no, no. - One, hold on, I wanna be an over here, so I can see both of you at the same time. (laughing) - Okay, okay, okay, okay, yeah, they gotta get the whole,

okay, one, two, three. (laughing) - Waffles, waffles, waffles. - We did say waffles, it's a certain point, so let's check it in.

- Nope, no. - This is the phony right here. (laughing) - All right, up next is Lady Godwin. (laughing)

- I'm gonna shove one pinocchio into the other. - Yeah, dude. - You gotta succeed on a strength or dex.

“- Wait, which one of you should shove a?”

- I don't know, left, by what way could I answer that? - You can, you just in, no, which one's with it?

so when you say, left, you, I mean, dad, I don't know, why wouldn't I attack dad if I have the option, right? - Yeah, it's actually, yeah, okay, no, I'm saying.

“- If you wanted love, you should have learned”

the password. - That's right, and let that be a lesson to all of you. - That's right, that's right. - Okay, everyone who feels love in the world knows the password that you don't.

(laughing)

- Okay, here's what I, here's what I think, Travis.

- Yeah, flip a coin. - Okay, head to gen. - Even you attack dad, odds you attack me. - Wait, shouldn't Justin roll it? - That's okay.

- At the 10, you attack dad. - Okay, dad, I'm going to do a, so you got to succeed on a strength or dex saving throw. - So roll strength or dex, you choose which everyone is best for you.

- It's these woods, man, they're really turning us against each other in a way that is gonna be so healing when we're done with it. - Where to go? - But did you say where to go?

- Yeah, that's fucking chilling. Look at your little son, I don't help you with this stuff. - It was a 20, it was a 20. - It was a 20. - Look at your special boy, he's helped you all the time.

You never even asked me. Ask your special little wonder boy. - I don't ask him to lean over and tell me what to do. - No, I know. - He says it was a 20.

- It was a 20.

- Dad's never lied to me in my life.

- Yeah. - That's right, son. - Okay, so I'm gonna believe it was a 20. And that 20 or a GMO 20. - Now, hold on, you're losing, I got it.

“- Okay, I believe in you 30 seconds prior.”

- I don't know what GMO means. - Fake 20. - No, it was a real 20. - You got 20, you get multiple attacks, right? Lady Godwin.

- Yes. - Talking is a free action, right? - Yeah. - And I just say, which one of the two use the real Pinocchio?

- Not me and my nose grows. Not me and my nose grow. Wait, no fun, it doesn't grow. - All right. - Shit, I hit that one in the face with my axe.

- Which one? - The one that fucked up. (laughing) - I was too deep in character. - 22.

(laughing) - Yeah, that hits. - All right. - Yeah, that's a 1, D12 plus 310 points of damage.

“- I don't know if you know this about wood and asses.”

- But it is a weakness. - Yeah, also I'm just now thinking about it. - This Pinocchio would have been horribly burned. (laughing) - So, say, I had it coming, you think?

- No, I just say it should have been pretty easy to tell the two of these guys apart. - Okay, so now we hit him for 20 points of damage. - Okay. - Is he still ticking?

- Bear, I look at this Pinocchio dam, son. - You're a made of studio stuff

that I would have assumed it first.

- Yeah, you say no bolts are here, but sure. - When either, no, sorry, fraudwin is going to take a swing at Filo with Stephanie Gilbert. - That is Jesus Christ, a 19 plus six, 25? - You do not have to add anything to that 19

to make it sufficient. - Yeah, I'm so sorry. I thought this would just be a fun romp. - I don't get a chance to, you know, - Yeah, man, he just hits you with the accents.

- Yeah, no, that's 12 points of damage. - Wow, man, that sucks. - We're 11 second attack. - You gotta stop making braggadoscious stuff. - Well, me, another 19, 25.

- Wow, 12, max damage, plus three, 15. - He's okay, he's okay, he's okay, but it's getting dicey. - No, that's what D&D have got shit. - Okay, winning the two is going to cast Wildshame. - Okay, I'm glad we've broken our pattern

of just hitting each other with the ones you're saying. This is how you do it. And turning to a big old black bear. - Oh, man, and yo, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. - And he's going to attempt it to pick up

Winnie the Poo in his jaws. - Okay, am I rolling against that? Or are you against that? - Yeah, so you're gonna give me a deck saving throw versus his attack roll.

- Kick ass. Can I do a strength saving throw? Isn't it either one, if it's two of us? - Yeah, I'd rather do a strength. Believe it or not, I'm stronger than I am fast.

- Winnie the Poo, no one! - Yeah, I have to. - That's silly, oh, blah, blah, blah, blah. - Well, titanium bones in there, I got 11 total. - Oh, that's pretty good.

But his bite attack is eight plus four a 12.

- He's gonna pick you up and start shaking you around.

“- Oh, but currently, just grappled no damage.”

There was close enough that I'm gonna say no damage, but he is shaking around like a chew toy in a dog's jaws. - Okay, cool. - Up next, give me a collective D20 roll. So each of you roll D20, 15, dad, I can read this.

I don't want to. - One, the lonelyest number that they're everywhere. - Hey, Justin, I got a 20. - Holy shit. - Why'd you get Griffin?

- I got a 15, 15, 16, 36. - Okay, oh total, okay. - Total, you're adding them. - Okay, smashing through the trees behind you. - Come on, hordes open, slag.

(laughing)

- I don't think Santa Claus was through a lot of trees.

- Nothing, through the woods behind you. - Nothing happens. - How many times, a big 10 foot tall hooking beast. Made of rivalling muscles and throbbing veins.

“It appears to be a man, but so gargantuanly swollen.”

Almost a minute are, except instead of the head of a ball, it is the head of a donkey. - Cool. (audience cheering) - Okay, I'd recognize those pectoral muscles anyway.

Is that you bottom, bottom, sh*t, peary bottom. (audience cheering) (laughing) - Can I, I don't know if he's with us or against us, but can I roll animal handling to try to harness this power

bottom for our side? - Yeah, what is Lady Godwin seeing, traf?

- Exactly, the power is not good. - The power is not good.

- I got a 16 plus six, a 22. - Power bottom sees with the food, and does a strange, kind of awkward but deep like bow, very theatrical, too many of the poo. - You read? - You fed the hungry bottom food at bottom.

- Okay, no more talking is rule number one. The power of DPS against the real boss man has been pretty piss poor so far. Can you handle our light work? - Which one, bad one?

- I mean, start with the, the pretended to the honey throne,

“and then the other two, if you can, if you have time.”

- Yes! - Go get 'em, bear bottom! (audience laughing) - Come on, what is he's a donkey, man? - He's a donkey though.

- Yeah, that is an 18 plus five. - Yeah. - A 23 against Winnie the two. - Give me a string check plus 10. - Me? - Yeah, but it's, oh, I'm, I'm fucking stepping into the evil suit.

- Yeah, cool. - You're gun-doming him. - That is a natural 20. (audience laughing) - Yeah, so bear bottom just swipes.

- Across the ground, and you hear where the two go, (audience laughing) - I've lived in a big mushroom, cloud of fluff, goes flying up into the sky about three miles away. - That's what happens.

- It's really, really, really packed in there. (audience laughing) Up next is phyllo. (audience laughing) - Wait, hold on.

I was in Winnie the two's mouth. (audience laughing) Okay, I'm going to call in mayonnaise now. - Yeah, you're gonna give me a dexterity saving throw with advantage.

- Okay, that's cool. That's cool, you. 14 plus, two, 16, and then, uh, 16 plus, two, 18. - This is good fucking dice. - Can I tell you an 18 was the goal?

- Oh, yeah, so, okay, yeah. - Thanks, mayonnaise. - As, uh, as power bottoms swipes, Winnie the two in the air, you get caught between power bottoms, like, uh, middle finger

and ring finger, and he swipes you down, goes, "You saved bear!" Put your back on the ground and patch your little head. - Okay, how was mayonnaise involved in that exchange even a little bit at all?

- Manage was whispering in power bottoms here. - Okay. - Dang, hey, don't. - Hey, don't watch out to this. - Yeah, cool.

- Cool, thanks. - Thanks, mayonnaise. - Hey, thanks, man. - You're welcome. - Awesome, you saved me.

- You saved me. - Wow, who saved you, right? - Sheesh. - I mean, pretty explicitly. - I was on a dark path until you came in my life.

- Yeah, man, you shouldn't know some of the shit I was into.

- Oh, God, let me take my turn. (audience laughing)

“Who's left in front of us, standing of the enemy?”

- And the two is the only one we've got. - Yeah, winning the two is out. - File, lady fraud, win, and follow are still in. - And follow's taking a shit ton of damage at this point. - Yeah, I'm going to hit follow with Milft's Acid Arrow.

- Amazing. - Wow. - You know exactly what kind of stuff you don't like being hit with. And one of them is Milft's Acid Arrow, for sure.

- No die self. - So that's the detail. So if you press the button with the number on. - I actually wrote this a word that says you cast. - This is the word that says can't go.

- Now I actually wrote this one down.

This is an atonate. So you're going to roll a D20 plus six to hit. - All right. - Now have you used your mayonnaise yet? (audience laughing)

- I have Peasball. - So thank you. - I've ever heard in one of our live shows.

“- Hey Luke, within yourself, do you have any mayonnaise left?”

- 15. - 15, yes, that will hit follow. - He knows, it's him. - Now you're going to roll 44 damage. - 44 damage, fuck.

(audience laughing) - All right, okay. So that is only going to be... - Wow, holy shit. - 14 points of damage.

- 3, 3, 4, 4, about as good as Milft gets.

- Yeah, you melt, fell on, down to little wooden shoes. Just clogs now. - This has an impact on brother Feila. - Okay, this has a new wisdom saving thread. - All right, no, I mean, that's narratively sound.

Wisdom saving throw? - Okay. - And that would be this minus one here. - Holy shit, they paid to come. - 18!

- Yeah, it has lasting damage, but not like real damage. - Yeah, it's just like emotional damage. - Yeah, sure fine. - Okay, so you pack it down in your heart and you'll deal with it later.

Like on your death, better whatever. - I look at the little shoes and start laughing. (laughing) - A tiny little healthy room. - A tiny normal and cool.

- Up next is going to be, let's see, you're put the boot. - Yeah, up next is Lady Godwin. - I want to do an insight check on the fake me. To see if I can see with my severed nature that it is in fact a fairy and not me.

- Okay, go for it. And I'll give you advantage, because it's established that your ability to see your summer, 18 and a 13, so 18. - Yeah, with an 18, you can see it's actually two fairies.

One controlling the head, one controlling the body. - I eat the top one. (audience laughing) - That's his right as an American. (audience laughing)

- Dad, time my braceer, please. - I'm eating the fair. - It would be an honor. - Thank you, Dad. I'm trying to eat this fairy.

And Travis, if I have any trouble getting it down, I got a little extra mayonnaise to help it go. If you don't, I mean, okay, yeah, man. Give me a constitution check with advantage. - I just want to for future record to be known

that Justin is the one making this particular move and not me, for people, just for future brand auditors. Just know that this is absolutely not my shit and it is Justin's shit and he is the one who will own it fully. - Normally, normally, this isn't a very funny number,

“but normally, in this case, I think it kind of works.”

What I got, the best of my two roles was a 10. - At trying to swallow the fairy, I got a 10. (audience laughing) - Plus anything, what, plus anything? - Nope, just a 10.

- Wait for 10, you eat the fairy, okay. - You do, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - And right now, you don't suffer anything, you do it successfully, but-- - And the other fairy, that's the thing.

- Hold on, as everyone knows, fairies are immortal, so the ones that you've melted, and, okay, I've survived. So, right now, there's no damage, okay. But there will come a moment later, right, where perhaps a bodily function is finished,

and maybe some damage will happen. - Okay, you're saying that I have to pass the fairy. - I'll be after the show after the show. - After the show? - That's not going to happen, I'll do it, I'll do it.

- That's not, that's not Chekhov's gun. We're not going to resolve that here tonight. Next time we come to Columbus and do a live task, out of nowhere, Lady Godwin's going to shit a fairy out. Lady Godwin is, Lady Godwin.

(audience cheering) - Probably during the drive, oh, okay.

- So you've successfully slayed the three doppelgangers. (audience cheering)

“Now, all that is left is Puck, dangling William Shakespeare”

over a vat, and he's been so chill by the way, not dunking William. - Well, he's been enjoying the show. - And you don't see interesting, a lot of, I kind of thought William Shakespeare would, like,

say stop, or like, get ahead on the ball. - He does, I think.

- Here's what's going to play your mind, he's gagged.

- Yeah. - And not like in a metaphorical way. Sorry, what were you going to say, Grava? - I say he was also a group, but it doesn't make any sense. It's fine.

- It doesn't work a second time. - Ah, so Spuck. But how will you know it's just the real Puck? And you see, along with him, three other Pucks pop up about 40 feet that way, 40 feet that way,

40 feet that way, forming a diamond. And the one who is just talking goes, you don't know which one's the real me. - Yeah, cool man. - And the other three nod.

(audience laughing)

“- Well, Trave, I guess, then in that case,”

I will, drop, kick the one that just talked, I guess. (audience laughing)

I mean, I'm not, I don't know,

I'm not a smartest man, so I feel like I'm gonna go in and drop, kick him. That's not what, how do you know? - Make it a table. - It's 21.

- How do you know, ah! (audience laughing) Any lands in the vat of, really, thank you. (audience laughing) The lands in the vat, I look over, I said,

and I look as the other Pucks disappear. And I say, "Puck, "Puck, "Buck, "Buck, but not the fan that you suck." And Shakespeare pulls down his gag and goes, "For suits, poetry." (audience laughing)

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