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because what is it that the parade in difference to human life?

And then they got into a funding plan parenthood meeting this afternoon because Democrats love death more than we love life. They're all kaita, certainly to babies there, to children they are. By the way, the Democrats' friends in Iran, this is the breaking news out of the Fox News

channel, Iran, the Radical Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, the IRGC.

Iran has suspended all diplomatic communication and messages with the United States, according to Iranian state media that a decision was reportedly due to Iranian opposition to the Israeli strikes against Hezbollah because they love terrorism so much that if you're bombing one of their terrorist subgroups, Hezbollah in Lebanon, raining death down on Israel with rockets and missiles and their terrorist group, their Hezbollah, they're the Army of Allah, the

party of Allah, Hezbollah. And Iran now tray-yinks reporting. Iran has suspended all diplomatic communication because Israel is dropping bombs on Hezbollah which has turned Lebanon into a be-hole country and dragging it back to the medieval times

because that's what the Traglodites do, they're the trucks.

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Yes sir. All right, let's, we've got, we've got a lot to get to, let's go to, we've got more audio coming up on this and I want to get to there so much I want to get to because all the Tardos and the Democrat party, man, these people, oh the Tardo caucus, the Tardo caucus, the Tardo caucus.

What do you think? That's probably the way to go. So let's, let us, I know, I want to get to the delating hall because more violence by the Democrats over the weekend and in New Jersey, they had to slap a curfew curfew on the whole region around the Delaney Hall which is an illegal alien detention facility that was

opened up by Barack Hussein Obama who was called the DePorter and Chief and they loved it

at the time. In fact, see an end at the time they did a ride along with Barack Obama's ice in Chicago arresting illegal aliens and CNN applauded it and the Democrats loved it and he got an award like Best DePorter Award of some kind of loose-eyed black, the Democrat party. But before we go to this audio of the violence and the lunacy and what the Democrats are

saying, let's go back to the telephones, let's go to Tom, who is calling from the once great state of New Jersey, the Garden State, Tom, you're on the Chris Plancho. Hi, Chris, thanks for taking my call. Hey, Tom. This is where I want to talk about, I'm a life-long resident of New Jersey and I live in a town called

Long Branch, New Jersey, where we've had all these pop-up parties and things like that. And what really irritates me is our politicians are up in Newark, New Jersey. We're all our state troopers and now lined up to keep these protesters quote on quote away. And now, down in Long Branch, New Jersey, CSAT, Tyson, Jersey, Point Pleasant, New Jersey,

we have these people descend upon our towns, two or three times every single summer for the last six years. Now when you get one of these pop-up parties happen, the restaurants you shut down, we are told to shelter in place in our homes while these people run rough shot over our neighborhoods. Now, the Jersey store, I don't know who or how many people know that they're here.

This pat in the summer, these are the economic engines of the state of New Je...

And if you speak to the restaurant tours, you speak to people, there are other sales

or off. People have stopped visiting because they're afraid. Yeah. Me as a resident, I'm afraid, come out of my house when these are going on because it's just last year, these people executed a kid on the beach in front of people.

Now who wants to go down to the Jersey Shore when you run the rest of being hit by a stray boat? Right. And what makes this even more frustrating is our representative is Franklin Long. New Jersey 6 is his brother John is the mayor of Long Branch.

And we can get nothing done, but every single year, three times a year, we have been locked ourselves into our homes. Restaurant tours have to lock their patrons into the restaurants, not permit them out, while the police try to disperse these riders.

The need for our state police are up in the lane hall in Newark, New Jersey instead of

down protecting these economic engines of the state New Jersey because of something our governor provoked. It's been maddening because it's dangerous.

This all lends itself to a one word explanation, doesn't it?

It certainly does. Yeah. It certainly does. And you know what? Spoiler alert, we are going to have another one of these pop-up parties in a couple weeks.

Everybody knows it's coming. Everybody knows it's coming and every kind of these things happen, everybody has the nerve to look surprised. They're like, oh, Jesus, we can't believe it happened again. It's coming again and it's going to keep coming and it's going to keep coming.

And some poor resident like me is going to happen outside at the wrong time or indeed, Chris. Drive home. You just drive home. You're just returning home from work and you drive into one of these riots.

They jump on your car, you're trapped in your car and am asking your listeners, just for brief as some moments, you think about how terrorizing it is that people jumping on your car. And all you're doing is coming home. That's all you're doing.

Well, it's happened for six years, three times a year. All the time, everybody knows it's coming and people like Frank Polon are represented hasn't done a thing. Your has his brother and every year is the same thing. And then to watch these people, I'm blaming you all, you see, our state police, hundreds

of middle-long lines, these people back in the meantime, they're wasting this economic asset, which is the jurors, and sure, by people who are too afraid, they live there to be go there and see diner, it's crazy for us. Yeah, it absolutely is. That's what I love.

You can find the one. No, no.

That's why it's one of the reasons we're here for a shared time.

Let me tell you, when I was a kid, I was actually born in New York in Westchester, Connie, and we lived in Pelham when I was a kid. We would go to the Jersey Shore in the summer time, and my mother loved the Jersey Shore, and we would go to mental loking, right, which you know, and we'd go to mental. Then we moved to Chicago from New York, and from Chicago, we would get into the Ford

country's choir, station wagon, mother's stepfather, six boys, and you know what the fake wood paneling on the side, and we would drive from Chicago in the Ford country's choir to mental loking, New Jersey, and spend a couple of weeks there in the summer time.

And, you know, the Jersey Shore is a great destination, not just for New Yorkers, it's always

been a great, great, great go-to place, and it's also very expensive. It is. It is. It is. They keep doing what they're doing.

It's not going to be expensive anymore. There's a lot of development going on down there, and if I'm a developer, why do I want to risk this? Why do I want to take my capital and put it into some place where the politicians can't defend it?

Yeah. I mean, Chris, it's a war zone.

It's not just your listeners, go back a couple of weeks, so for long-brained two gears,

you know, the last videos, and watch what these people did, and imagine you're a husband and wife, and you're going through the Jersey Shore, and only you want to do it's going to the beach and grab some dinner or something, and all of a sudden you're in the middle of a riot. Again.

Right? Again. Right. Love my town. I love everything about it, but I can't believe that between our representatives who, if you fell

out of a plane and hit people in the head, nobody would know of you. Yeah. And as brothers for mayor, they can't get anything done again. And these women took syrup at the landing ball with all these staples, we saw this over time.

And they should be on the boardwalk and long-brained three gears, you're quite pleasant beach, and see side-hide stop in this, and protecting us with action, and the vendors, and the restaurant doors. You say, you say, tell them they're not doing anything to fix it.

I think I have the explanation for that.

They have no interest in fixing it.

They have no appetite. They're nobody's proposed any fix. They don't want to fix it. This is what they have created, and there war against our federal government is an insurrection and your governor there.

Mikey Sheryl, it's a stupid name for a woman. She's Mikey, and she bugs me, she I just don't like her, but Mikey Sheryl is out there and she's blaming the federal government and the Trump administration and immigration and customs and forestmen and Department of Homeland Security.

What she's doing, what she's doing time, is she's engaging in an insurrection?

Literally.

I use it, and she promoted that, that thing up, and she starred in Memorial Day.

She should be honoring our veterans. My father was a veteran. He's very devedant, sent it. He should be going to the cemetery, and the meantime, she's operating around Newark, New Jersey, getting all these people all worked up, and now we have a problem up there.

Right? Come down to New Jersey, sure. On a crowd, come down to New Jersey, sure on a couple of weeks, I'll show you a crowd. The Miriam Webster dictionary, but go to the word "insurrection," and the only definition

is an act of or instance of revolting against civil authority or an established government.

The Democrat Party is engaged in an ongoing insurrection.

It is a form of civil war. It is a symmetric, low-level warfare that the Democrat Party is violently waging inside of our own borders against the federal government, against law enforcement. On behalf of gangs of illegal aliens from foreign countries that are criminal enterprises and the Democrat Party is with them.

That's been not a great morning, Chris. Again, thank you for letting me back this. Yeah, and I appreciate everything you do. Well, thanks. Thanks, Tom. I'm going to share some audio with you now. Let's go to it's a big and was sound might number 27. And here she is, Mikey Sheryl, Mikey Sheryl. I don't like her. There's nothing to like about her. And she is, she is a very

exhibit the illegal aliens in the detention facility in question in New Jersey. That she's very angry that the illegal aliens who have been arrested for various other crimes from murdered a child rape and on and on, that they have to be able to visit with their families before being deported, catapulted out or thrown into prison for 100 years at taxpayer expense because of the Democrats. The Democrats are responsible for all crime, for all war, the Democrats

are responsible for all death and for sickness too. I think the common cold all the because

their petafiles, they're all petafiles. This is just the word of the day that the Democrats are using. So here is the ridiculous Democrat governor of New Jersey, Mikey Sheryl. The Department of Homeland Security has agreed to restore family visitations starting today at noon. Yeah, I'm sure to do. And I will continue to provide a appropriate medicine and care for all detainees. I'll keep pressing DHS to do better to abide by our nation's

constitution, our constitution. Delaney Hall down for good. Barack Obama opened Delaney Hall. The constitution doesn't say that illegal alien criminals get family visitation rights eight days a week. The account that she has no idea what she's trying to make reference to in the constitution. She's an idiot. She is pro illegal alien gang members. She's anti law enforcement. She's engaged in insurrectionist behavior and activity. She should probably

be in handcuffs and pushed out of helicopter over the one time I'll be with the blanket told on to to kind of float down like in one of those cartoons. And here is the the Democrat governor of the state, Mikey Sheryl, and blaming ICE for all the violence that the Democrat party, they come and they attack you with their mentally ill, cross-dressing, drug-addicted average Democrat offspring, violently attacking the place they're talking about. Oh,

the idiot. She talks about it here. Here's the the idiot governor of New Jersey, Mikey Sheryl. Let me be clear. Ice engagement creates an incredibly dangerous situation. It makes the situation worse. And I refuse to back down in fighting the Trump administration and the threats they've made. Yeah, fighting the Trump administration of the threats they've made to enforce the laws of our country. She is an anarchist. She is for chaos and a gang violence

and she's for a murder. They all love you know, they love that Renee Goodwoman who raced her car at a federal agent in Minnesota and was shot and killed for it. And that makes

Her a hero.

York City and that made him a hero to the Democrat party. If you're mentally ill and criminally insane, the Democrats want you to run for office. And they want you to date their daughters. You may discover surprisingly that their daughters sometimes are actually their sons and

they don't know the difference. When an unexpected pregnancy happens, the focus is always

of course on the mother ordinarily, right? And dads, well, very often they're completely overlooked. Aren't they pushed to this side? You know, like feeling their voice doesn't

matter at all. It goes very often. It doesn't. Maybe that's how you'd feel too. If you want

to be supportive, you know, you want to do the right thing. But kind of a fear sets in questions, start racing. And can I really do this? Well, I'd be a good father. We'll be good parents at exactly how John felt. He said he didn't know the first thing about being a good father, but then he he found out about preborn. And he talked to the good people at preborn who actually care and they got a free ultrasound for his mother of his child. And that's when it all came

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internet to preborn.com/plant. That's preborn.com/planete as sir. Yeah, we're not done. There's there is more of the Democrat governor and and other Democrats say they're really not on the side of of the United States America. They are not on our side. I was just talking about the Democrats are you know violent mob of criminals and all of that good stuff and this is an insurrection. Are we fly sure? Are we fly sure former White House

press secretary and I'm going to say he's really stepped up. He's got a Twitter account and he tweeted up. The Democrats do a January 6th every day every week. Their target is ice. January 6th whether was a riot. This is an insurrection. Are we fly sure? I had not seen that maybe he was listening to my humble radio show. This is an insurrection is a sustained persistent. It is

at what point do we call it civil war? What the Democrat party is doing against America?

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Elieber Premium Café is already in the 19th century. And there is the Cuba-Capsule Machine in your Chivo Fiala and on Chivo DE. The Democrat loves threatening people. And occasionally they shoot people in firebomb Jews. You know, attack protesters if they're pro-Western civilization. If the Democrat party is a violent terrorist organization and they've indoctrinated,

I guess millions of mentally ill suicidal violently inclined Democrats. People, you know. And the president's are 250th anniversary. Some of us might remember the bison tenial, the bison tenial. That was a long time ago. Now, 50 years ago.

And it was a big deal. It was a much bigger deal than the 250th. I've got a second.

And now that 2050 has come, president Trump is planning all kinds of festivities and concerts. And you can see the mall is being set up for big things, including the big mixed martial arts fighting thing on the south lawn. We were down there in my best girl and I were down there yesterday.

We were just outside the south lawn outside, you know, walking around like no...

And the entire White House complex and across the street in Lafayette Park is now completely shut down.

Lafayette Park is completely shut down. It's fenced in and they give you all kinds of

explanations for that setting up for events. It's because the left is a criminal violent mob and they had defense off the White House. The building in Lafayette Park that the Democrats torched when they violently attacked the White House for three days rioting, injuring 180

police forcing the evacuation of the president and the first family. They set fired to the historic

Church of the Presidents. And that nobody did a night in jail for that. Nobody was sentenced to a day, not 30 days, not 90 days, not 22 years, not a day in jail. And now the president Trump was planning on having a concert for the 250th birthday of America and invited a bunch of

songsters and so on. And the left apparently threatening to murder their children with pickaxes

has forced a bunch of the acts to walk out to say, well, you know what, I'm not going to do it anymore because the Democrat party is so violent and the president Trump over the weekend said maybe he was just cancel this concert and the the fascists, the left-wing fascists, such as they are, they're the ones who are threatening this and they just, you know, if you're having a party, they want to ruin it. They want to fire bum it. They want to lynch the Jews. They're

just not on our side. The New York Times, one of the fascist front groups, Trump urges canceling freedom to 50 concerts, plural concerts after artists drop out. Now, why would they accept that they're going to perform and then drop out? It's because the Nazis of the Democrat party are they threaten everybody and the president, this is the lunar takes president had earlier said on

social media that he should take the place of these highly paid third rate artists saying he gets

larger audiences than Elvis probably true. President Trump on Saturday called for the cancellation of a concert series celebrating the nation's 250th birthday this summer after a wave of musicians pulled out. This is a Democrat party civil war act once again. Cancel it. It's in quotation marks. Cancel it. Mr. Trump wrote on truth social adding, we should have a giant make America great again rally for 250 and instead of having overpriced singers who nobody wants to hear, whose music is

boring and yet do nothing but complain. True. Freedom to 50, the group that's organizing the administration's events for the birthday celebration announced on Wednesday that a series of nine of musical acts would perform during a 16 day exposition known as the Great American State Fair on the National Mall and Washington DC beginning in late June. The exposition is part of the festivities surrounding America's 250th birthday the New York Times complains. But at least five

musicians have since dropped out. Some of those artists said they had not been aware, listen to this BS. They had not been aware that the event had been part of an initiative planned by the Trump administration for the nation's birthday. They were unaware. Well, every day's an IQ test of your so stupid that coming to the Washington DC or nation's capital on the 250th birthday

for the Fourth of July celebration, if it takes you by surprise, then really you should be

guest and you shouldn't be doing a concert anywhere. In early post on truth, social on Saturday Mr. Trump had suggested that rather than cancelling the concerts, he should instead headline the event. Calling himself the number one attraction anywhere in the world. The man who gets much larger audience those than Elvis in his prime present Trump wrote said that he should take the place of these highly paid third rate artists. And I got to tell you, the president's Trump

is talking about the 250th birthday of the United States from America. And the Democrat party

wants to firebomb it because they're no fun and they're fascists. Young MC never heard of

Martina McBride.

Knights? I like Otis Day and the Knights. Morris Day were among those who said they would not perform

at the series on the national mall. Well, good. Maybe you should move to Iran. Maybe you should go to

Mexico and join MS 13 or something. But it's, it's, look, this is the left. This is the Democrat party just urinating on everything. And I don't do it in an outhouse though because you might find a Democrat Senate candidate from Maine. You don't want that. The, the Democrats. So it looks like there will be no concerts. And the Democrats are applauding because their spoil sports, their pedophiles, their, their fascists, Nazi's, racist says just the Jews are just the top four

names. They're calling everybody else now. Racist fascists Nazi pedophile. These are what the

Democrats are calling people generally without being slapped. But perhaps not universally. And

the Democrats are rioting in New Jersey again on behalf of illegal alien criminals. Many of whom are murderers, rapists, child molesters and the Democrats are their champions, just like they are for Luigi Mancioni. So the, the governor there, Mikey Cheryl. Oh yeah, there is another crazy story. It turns out Mikey Cheryl was in the house of representatives. And, and it turns out the governor of Virginia, she's the governor of New Jersey. The governor of Virginia is a left-wing radical lady.

She was also in the house of representatives Abigail Schamburger. It's a Flabbegale Schamburger. And it turns out Schamburger and Cheryl were roommates on Capitol Hill.

Are they the two that went into that spa in Barcelona? Yeah, because today they like, you know what I mean?

See what I'm talking about. Six years ago, Flabbegale Schamburger and Mikey Cheryl, they were roommates as freshman members of Congress. And CNN writes a glowing story about it, how heroic they are, how wonderful it was when they live together. No, no, no. Um, so let's go back to this one, Mikey Cheryl. She's the Democrat governor of New Jersey. There are riots at the detention facility there. That was literally opened in 2011 with Barack Obama, shearing and he was

the supporter in chief and all that. But here is Democrat Governor Mikey Cheryl, talking about the riots at the Department of Homeland Security, the ICE detention facility in New Jersey. We know that people from outside the state have been interfering in the protests and escalating. Outside the state. Five of the six people arrested last night by state police were from outside New Jersey. And some national extremist groups have become involved in the process here today.

To the people. They're all Democrats state to create chaos and dangerous situations.

You should not be here. You are not helping the people detained at Delaney Hall. You're not helping

detainee families and you're certainly not keeping New Jersey safe. That's not their goal. You're an idiot. Any governor that would say that in the context of violent mobs. Five out of six were there were 20 arrested. But five out of six arrested by the state police were from out of state. Well, it's not the biggest state in the world. And yeah, Pennsylvania, you can drive a golf ball into it. And on there's New York, look out for that. And these are all Democrats. They're all fascists.

They're all violent. And and and Delaney Hall, honestly, just just amazing. Yeah, and then

the state police are in there, they're coming from, they're outside agitators. That's what the Democrat governor is used to say about civil rights workers coming down to the south. When the Democrats were were bull whipping everybody and sinking the dogs on them, which only Democrats did. And she amazing. New Jersey governor, Mikey, Mikey, Cheryl. And and turns out, ice, they're the bad guys. She hears she is inciting more violence.

There's all this mob violence going on right under her creepy crooked nose and with moles and warts on it. Like a like a witch, she. And there she is. And ice, they've done, oh yeah, they've gone to other states and they're arrested illegal alien gang members. Democrats try to run over ice and shoot them. And according to Democrats, ice, they're the bad guys. We know what ice has done in other states. We know about the hundreds of injuries caused.

We know the fear they've caused and communities across the nation. And we know American citizens have been killed, including a mom who had just dropped her child off at school.

I refuse to let that happen in New Jersey.

who was obstructing a federal law enforcement operation by turning her car sideways in the

middle of a six lane road to obstruct all traffic shut it down because law enforcement was

coming to take into custody illegal alien criminals. And they just yell at you, they're not criminals. They're grandmothers. And look, she just dropped another baby like a money python at the sink and and she kept and and yeah, so there are hero Renee Good. Turned across sideways was instructed to exit her vehicle repeatedly. She did not. Instead, when police approached her car, she put it in gear and punched it at a police officer, federal law enforcement officer.

She should have gone to prison for a hundred years, but the Democrats would run her for office. Instead, and she was killed when the federal agent shot her in the face, because she crashed her car into him at his high rate of speed as she could possibly muster. Aren't they? Aren't they

amazing? Mike Isherl, um, she attacks ice and then she expresses her a greatfulness her thanks

for the rioters that are violently attacking Delaney Hall. I'm grateful to the vast majority of protesters who have assembled peacefully and raise their voices about Delaney Hall's conditions. Peacefully. That's exactly where our focus needs to be. Delaney Hall's conditions. This is one of the lies they've made up. Others are hunger strike. No, there isn't. They're asking for like a Mexican food. And if you can't have Mexican food,

then they won't eat macaroni and cheese. Oh, no, no, I want to have some gang food in a great. And here's your, you're just a herder touch. She's grateful for the peaceful protesters. These are the protesters she's talking about. Violently attacking police, being arrested, assaulting police. It's an insurrection. The governor has engaged in an insurrection. Senator Kim is engaged in an insurrection.

They're advocates of large-scale group political violence. And she likes to lie that they're, oh, I'm thankful for the peaceful protesters who are being arrested because they're violently assaulting the police all over the place. They hate ice. And the Democrats, the governor is out there supporting the rioters because the communists love race violence and class warfare and and open borders and illegal

alien gangs from be pulled countries all over the Western hemisphere. Aren't they amazing? And you got like your little fears. Another one of the peaceful protesters.

I think we had to beep this guy a hundred times. And he's honestly, this is the, oh,

this is the Huawei's threatening an agent is going to kill you. The agent's not wearing a mask. And the Democrats, like Chuck Schumer, whose home should be published on every subway train in New York is home address. And if he had children, we should put their home addresses there, too.

I think he might somehow the generosity of women will never cease to amaze me. But

New Jersey, here's a, it's growing going to kill you. I can see your face. We're going to I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill your wife. I'm going to kill your children at your home. There is he's going to kill you. You're going to kill family. And then yesterday we had the guy with the F-bam guy.

Like every, uh, I think twice in every sentence he's using everywhere and threatening. And this is what the Democrat governor

who is a criminal and an insurrectionist and a confederate who is waging civil war against the federal government and should be removed from office probably in a pre-dawn FBI raid. This is yesterday. You're a fashionist. You're a fashionist. You're a slave catcher. He's calling them fascist slave catchers. And well, hilariously, one of the ice agents shot him and killed him.

All right, not really.

Added and happened yesterday. But that, that, that audio I just played did happen yesterday.

And the governor, the senator, the house members, their insurrectionists. They should be removed from office.

The, uh, the Democrat party is engaged in ongoing insurrection against the established government of the United States. And the Democrat party should really be dissolved and abolished.

It's, it's the people out of voting.

It's the state of the state of the state of the state. Yay, Jill Biden lying after the presidential debate where Joe Biden fell down several flights of stairs. And she came out and lied and said, "Oh, you made everything, you answered everything quite you did so good. I'd be patronizing it." Well, Dr. Jill has a book out and the news media there. We're can real hard to put money in the Biden's pockets by selling lots of books. So, Dr. Jill, who's not a doctor, was on the today's show today on NBC fake news. And they had a fake journalist named Craig Melvin interviewing Dr. Jill Biden, who said, "You know, you're all over the place."

He said he had a stroke and you say he's just great and everything was fine. How many lies can you tell?

I'm his wife. I've got to lift him up. So we go to the next event and I'm thinking, "What do I say that will lift him up? That is true. I want to say the things that are true."

And so I said, "You know, you can't do every question. My mind's racing." You know, it's a pretty little ball. Well, and so I had to sort of lift him up. I mean, I'm his wife. I'm not going to get out on the stage there and say, "Joe, you really screwed that up." Since he fell down in flight of stairs after flight of stairs, I'm not going to grow out there and say, "Yeah, I'm her. I'm his wife. I'm going to grow out there." And I'm going to lie for him because the truth doesn't work for him and that's today's show.

And now they're already promoting that tomorrow. She's going to be on morning joke to keep selling the book for the Biden family. And hey, and Craig Melvin and today's show, you said the night of the debate. Oh, he answered all the questions. He did so great. And I was so wonderful. And then you came out afterwards and said, "Yeah, it was so horrible. I thought he had a stroke. How do you square that?" Craig Melvin actually kind of asked the question, "No, follow up and no pushback." But so, "Oh, well, I'm his wife." So I lie for him and I've been doing that for years as what the subtitles said because she lied and lied and lied.

And when Craig Melvin asked her about it, she laughed it off and they just moved forward and they probably went out and got breakfast together immediately after. Invited him to one of their ocean front houses paid for with the ill-gotten gains.

Largely from Ukraine. Largely from Ukraine. Hey, that war is still going on. That's a comedy up there. Vladimir Putin. That's what comedies do.

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