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Man thigh tail. That's me. Man thigh tail in the studio. And it's not me. It's rich with his tiny short shorts.

Yeah. It's not even that hot. Why are you wearing like little girl shorts, man? It's like a jitter. I think you got your laundry mixed up.

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I'm like a basketball. I go nine seven to nine. Now you gotta go set somewhere nine. No, like yeah. I don't care.

I'm like nine, anything over the knee is uncivilized. You're just a sandman. You're sandler. This guy has, they're like three and a half inch shorts. I see.

You're right. I see some hang down bro. They're too short.

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Yo, let's get to show going.

We're going to talk to him. There's a story of racist comment, but it's not, I mean, according to you, I'm looking this and we're going to get a little controversial plus, well, like is that play Brain Wave, talk some NFL, but there's a story in Major League Baseball that has, let's to do about baseball and more to do with something, I don't believe in, I don't believe

an over-sleeping. What does that mean? What? What does that mean? I don't get it.

Well, what about when you're tired? How about that? How's that for? How's that for? Come back.

What about when you're really tired? It's all. Whatever. What do you mean? If you slept, you know, two hours, then I'd prefer it as a good chance you might

over-sleep the next day. You don't believe in that? Let's define this. Are you talking about over-sleeping, like, I overslept my alarm or you slept so much you feel groggy?

But there is a story out of Kansas City where a Royal's rookie catcher, Carter Jensen, was benched for over-sleeping.

So the problem is that not only did he let his teammates down because he got benched.

He didn't give veteran. We talked about him yesterday. One jersey is whole life, Salvador Perez. Sally Perez couldn't get his day off. He couldn't de-h because based on principle, they had to bench this kid for showing up.

But they're saying it's pretty close to game time. Didn't show up that much before the game. And people were saying, ah, they let him off easy. And his teammates are getting his back legless and learning, you know, it's a learning thing, right?

I mean, it's the big leagues dude, like there's certain jobs he can't be late for.

“And I really think that radio's one of them is not that we're doing brain surgery here.”

It's not rocket science, but, you know, there is a service and a courtesy involved. You have a shift, like, if you're on time, you're late. You got to be early. You got to be at least an hour early at the very minute of a half hour early if you're on the air.

You can't be late for your own shift. And I think the same applies for, I don't know, professional athlete, you have 5,000 people showing up to see you play. And a guy's counting on you to show up. So he has the day off.

It's this respect to the highest regard. You know, I, because I feel like it's, it's very selfish and it's sort of a power move. And it's like everyone's waiting around for you. You can count. I want to say one hand.

A few hands, maybe? How many jobs you really do need to be there on time? Because hey, if you work at an office, hey, you know, I hit some traffic. I'll be there. I'll be there at 908.

If you're eight minutes late, hey, sorry, boss, you know, bring someone to coffee, bring some doughnuts, everyone. Everyone's happy. Radios, one of those things. Like when we're done, guess who's up next?

Everybody, Rob Parker and Kelvin. If they're not here, then what's on the air? Exactly. Can you? If you're not at the stadium, who takes the field, like there are certain jobs?

I must say until jokes. Yeah, I'm not saying they're important jobs. I'm just trying to kill Tony. Oh, I was saying it was like, oh, there's a rabbi, a priest, they walk you apart.

You see?

Think about that.

Think about that for a minute.

I'm not saying what we do is important. But if we were like, all right, it'll even hurt you, baby. See you in the province land, Rob Parker, and Kelvin watch odd couples next, and they're not here. Actually, though, COVID, you know, it is important.

We got FEMA passes during COVID. Oh, yeah. Yeah, because we, you know, trigger the, the AS alarm, if there's a major disaster. I don't like it. I don't like it.

I don't like it. It is. It's a service. People count on you and rely on you, even to get them from point A to point B, or to kill some time.

So what would happen? Danny, G, and I will say, I'm do some, some stand up. Some more on hearty stuff if we wanted to be great team players, which now would have to stick around. But, you know, we do have, we have to pick our kids up, you know, so these things

do matter. I remember one time we filled in for Dan Patrick. It was a vacation week like a holiday week. So when we were done, Doug Gottlieb was filling in for Colin.

“I remember Doug was like, I remember that.”

That got leave here. I can't get my stuff working. And he couldn't figure it out. And we stuck around for like an extra 40 minutes and I'm thinking, what if we were like, no, I gotta go.

Dude, we might be the only host in history to fill in for Dan Patrick and Colin on the same day. Yeah. We just want to walk down the hall and suddenly we were on the Colin show. Yeah.

Dude, that's so true. I forgot about that. His defense, he was having technical errors. But, you know, looking back, ah, now I could happen anybody. I'm not going to say anything could happen to me in you.

Yeah. So, yeah, don't make Gottlieb throw a chair. Yeah, exactly on his desk. Some dude named Doug. Rich, you say, and he doesn't believe in oversleep.

Well, I say that because he's a young man and listen, he can't question his work ethic. He's going to be that ADD stuff. He made it. He made it to the big leagues. That's why ADD theater, that ADD, they have a real issue with time management.

If you have, if you really suffer, people claim they have ADD and people say they have ADD, but people who really have issues with ADD that high definition, ADHD, yes, say that time management is a real issue for them. So before they know it, like being on time is very difficult. When we talked about that, I try not to be late to dinners and events in somebody that

because it is, it is rude behavior when you're late and you have someone else waiting at a restaurant at a party. It's a powerment. It's a powerment. Hey, I'll meet you for coffee at 2 o'clock for a little meeting.

Hey, I'm really, they'll be there at 2 o'clock 20. You want to get out of it, Rich?

“Like, you want to give yourself an excuse when you get there?”

I'm sorry. I was running on Island Time Month. Yeah.

Like, Island Time's always a good 15 minute buffer there.

We're not unless we're in Manhattan, you're in Los Angeles. Where are you in? To me? What island are you on? Plain island.

Do you want Penn Island? Get it? Penn Island? Yes. Yes.

So, look, the story is, he's saying he overslept. Is that a vow to excuse for a, I get it, he's young man, but he's still a professional. There's an expectation. I guess what I was saying to you guys is that you guys couldn't understand what I said when I said, I don't believe in it.

I mean, it can happen, but to me, anytime someone says they overslept, I think what they're really saying is, I made a mistake, meaning like, I forgot, I said, I am instead of PM or PM instead of AM, my phone died or fell asleep without memory. I woke up, hit snooze, and then I irresponsibly said, let me go back to sleep for five minutes and, and look, because guess what, alarms don't break.

Fones don't not just go off, like, you could sit there with you. It's user error. I guarantee.

“There's no way your phone alarm goes off and you just keep sleeping.”

But daughter does it every day, bro, I don't agree with you, all right, let me make this clear. Rich is saying he doesn't believe in it. I'm telling you, straight up, I disagree with him, 120% if that's such a thing, and it's not. I don't think they should die.

It's level. If it's at the highest possible level, I want the world to know.

I don't agree with this bozo, not even for a second.

You absolutely could oversleep. I do it all the time, my daughter does it every day. If I don't wake her up, she's not waking up, and that alarm is just going off and off. You know why? She's on the phone with teenage boys up until the wee hours of night.

So she sleeps in over sleeps to the morning. What do you mean you don't get it? I'm just saying it doesn't exist. I don't think they should come down hard on this kid. I think they absolutely should.

So that way he doesn't do it again. I said, back up alarm, tell his girlfriend to wake his ass up. You know, he should have people on standby. He's a professional athlete, that's the dream job. He should be the first guy there, especially being a young

player. First guy there, carrying south of their presence equipment because of this move. And I don't believe in hazing. I don't believe in bullying, but this is something that he needs to pay the price for. He's in the big leagues.

He's playing like a minor leagueer. He's not a baby boy. I don't agree with you at all. Let's make that clear on anything, apparently. No, I'm this.

Do you hear what Rich is saying? Please Fox Sports right here. He should help me out. Rich, for instance, Davis, because he's wearing little tiny baby shorts.

I don't know.

I don't like to admit that.

It's about the short. Not a fan of that nickname. It's the short. So it's saying he doesn't believe in over sleeping. I don't even.

He's also the same guy that says he doesn't believe in carbon dating. So I don't believe. I don't understand what he's even talking about. What I'm saying is this dude Carter Jensen, yeah, I get it.

“I like to do the manager said, you're bench this game, but I think the game of what”

that's a one time pass, like don't let it happen again, kid. Apparently he's a real good, young player, like everyone loves this kid. Mistakes happen. Mistakes happen. But now that that can happen again.

My point is anytime someone tells you, they overslept. Just know that it's BS because it's not what you talking about. Has anyone? Hold on. We got one, two, three, four, five people in the studio.

Perfect. Danny G.

Never oversup the whole one.

Never. I think he's the only guy that claims to have never oversup. I think my current just plays the grease. We all have internal biological clocks. We all have like a system, but there are times where your body says, no, I need rest

and you oversleep and you can sleep through that alarm. It happens. Mike runs this place. So he walks his in whenever he feels like it. That's why he's never been late.

They might also wakes up with the roosters. I mean, they suck. So the older you get the earlier you rise my point is this and I'll make it clear, let me finish. We oversept. It's a BS answer because it means nothing.

It's fake.

“What if your phone dies and you have an alarm on your phone?”

You don't charge your phone. I'm afraid or ever. Yeah. That's what happens. I said everything.

When someone goes to you, you're fault if you didn't charge your phone. Yeah, let me finish. My point is everything that ties back to I overslept isn't necessarily overslept. It's operator error. I know.

I don't die. My phone died. Oh, I said six PM instead of six AM. You made a mistake. I know you really hung high, strong and hyper, but the ever get just tired maybe.

So you oversleep. You know, you may be oversleep when you're hung over because you drank too much. I was going to say you miss a strike a 5 AM flight because you're hung over and you're like in a different state of mind while you're asleep. My point is to stress down and your body needs rest.

You're feeling older. I have. You overslept a little bit. How does that not happen? High schoolers, like teenagers, you know when you're a little kid, you'll wake up really

early. Naturally, when you're a brain changes when you're in high school, you're a teenager and they sleep really hard and they want to sleep like 12 hours. Like that's part of the growing. Yeah.

No, I agree. And I'm not saying that it's a valid excuse. I'm just saying that. Yeah. I think it happens.

Absolutely. We're just saying that oversleeping is he doesn't believe it. So it's 100% operator error. I disagree. I think it's probably, you know, 60, 40, 60% of the time is probably operator error.

Yes, yes, yes. We have ever missed a dam Patrick Fillan or an early morning flight. You're also a guy that springs out of his bed into his socks, you know, very hyper and high alert at all times. I could sleep through an alarm, I really can't.

I could sleep right through it. Rich is like the character from a played by Christopher Lloyd and my favorite Martian, where he only needs to sleep like 22nds in the night. Yeah, I'm ready. I'm refreshed.

And again, Carter Jensen of the Royals was late to the game, costing Salvador Perez his day off and he suspended one game or he's sitting one game. He's suspended. He's sitting one game. And it was a little, a man don't happen again.

His teammates say mistakes happen. It's not the biggest story, but it was a headline and it got me thinking that I don't believe it over sleeping. And you guys all questioned me like, what do you mean, you don't believe in it?

And I said, anytime you hear the phrase over sleeping, it's always human error.

A alarm clock, don't break, phones die if you forget to plug a man. If you drink too much of your high and you sleep through it, oh, man, sorry, they're smoked too much. I had one too many so of whiskeys, that's on you. It's all human error.

Have you ever slept so hard, though, where you're like, I slept so hard. I felt like I was like, I was dead.

“You know, that's why my alarm has woken me up and I hit snooze and that mistake.”

You jump up like 10 minutes later, oh my god, like I almost went back to bed. But that again is human error. I think technically rich is correct, but no way. No way. He actually convinced you, no, I'm your graduate you for convinced it is dummy.

You'll see yours, you're making convincing arguments. No, get out of here, he sees full of Vattles don't say hullabaloo, but he is. Oh, what this guy is full of it, he's full of it. He's full of malarkey. Malarkey.

I don't believe in oversleeping. It's a slow news day, if that's what we're leading with. Let's go. Guys, I got it, I don't believe in oversleeping. I don't believe in it.

Well, there's two collars on this. But take two collars, and then there's a story of a possible kind of argument, is the most obvious thing I've ever heard in my life.

Here's the counter argument, guys, ready?

I was really tired.

You don't believe in that.

I needed sleep. My body needed rest. I slept through the alarm. I don't know, the counter argument is really, I was so hard to figure out here. I was late because I overslept, has as much credibility to me as someone goes, oh, I cheated on my wife because I got drunk.

Dude, I feel like I'm in a twilight.

“Did you not believe that this guy is coming on national radio to tell me he doesn't believe in oversleeping?”

It's a human fact that your body needs rest. I don't know what I'm curious about all those things. Not yours. Tell you to rest because you're sick, and you're put your body into the limits. Sometimes you could oversleep because you need it.

I was glad he believes in the Easter Bunny. He said before the show. I got kids. I've gone and go to take the kids to see these spotted today. I, you know what I was curious about, though?

Have you seen those sweet pictures of Earth from outer space? What are flat Earths saying today? What are those weirdos saying today? What are the moon and moon landing deniers going to say in a few years when we land on the moon with Artemis 4? I feel like you're the Teva guy to chip live on the moon.

You should be one of those guys.

All right, let's say two quick phone calls. We promise we'll move along. Just having fun on the Friday. It's funny. I can't believe you believe it.

Yeah. Hey. Rich convinced him. So, I mean, maybe there's other people pointing at the radio. I think Rich makes a point.

The jury's still out. I don't think the collars are going to agree with Rich. Dan and Kansas City. Hey, Dan, you're on the show. Hey, I'm in Kansas City, so there was a Ha Ha funny video clip that came out in the spring

of him saying I need six to eight alarms to wake up. And this happened. And then... Oh, so he had said that prior to this. So this is something he said.

Hey, man, you know, some people... How about this, Rich? Ready? I'm about to blow Rich's mind.

You never heard the expression to describe someone as a heavy sleeper.

There's heavy sleepers and light sleepers. This guy's clearly a heavy sleeper. Maybe he has narcolepsy. All right, so he had a reputation. And like, he talked about this before.

That's not uncommon. Dude, my mom, oh my god. I grew up with a woman that just slept the entire day.

“She's like, how could you stay that on radio, Stephen?”

I was always making you breakfast. Dude, if something rolled around, my mom didn't get out of bed until I forced King down her nightgown, like, Ebony's or Scrooge. In her nightgown, in her nightgown, in her nightgown, in her nightgown, in her nightgown, in her nightgown, in her nightgown, in her nightgown.

She wears that old shoes. She wears, like, the little house in the prairie nightgown. She would say, I'm like, how was your mom's sleep? You want to five kids? I'm sure she has other things to wear.

Kids would be running around, making noise, playing drums. Mom would sleep completely through that. Trust me, you could oversleep, dude. You could oversleep. Who else we got that?

Let's talk to Moe and Tempey. Hey, Moe. Moe. Oh, it's not me. What's up, Moe?

Mostly even right now? I'm not a bozer. Hey, Moe. What's up? Now, in my household, I'm a construction worker.

So I have to be a worker. I'll wait that religiously same time in the morning. My wife and I have the hand. She works from home. So she'll set her alarm for when she thinks she needs to get up.

But, and then to be three, four, and a morning, she doesn't get up to a six o'clock. So she will keep setting it over and over, which wakes me up. Because I don't have to be working to five, but I wake up in her alarm. I have to turn her alarm off. Dude, she's oversleeping because her body needs rest, because everybody needs, they

always say eight. It's not really eight hours. Seven, but they say seven times six to eight hours would be great. If you can get eight hours, you're winning in life. Good for you.

Everybody needs that rest. So if you're not getting it, eventually it catches up to you. You're going to oversleep. I'm not saying that's an excuse. I'm not saying it's okay that this dude was late.

It's not. You agree to accent and tap, but yeah, I also believe that oversleeping is a possibility. It's like, excuse us, also better be that he was alone. Like, if there was someone in his bed, and she didn't even help him wake up, come on. Yeah.

So that's the story. Learn from your mistakes. Learn from his mistake. Sometimes in life, even when you're on time, you're late. Get there a little early.

Give yourself some time. Be respectful to others. Be prepared. Carter Jensen. He's a young dude.

He needs, would he say six to eight alarms? He needs 10 alarms, and someone else to back him up because I'm sure he's the breadwinner of the family. He should have people on standby to wake his ass up. I'm sorry, I was dosing off.

All right, Kavino Rich, I haven't fun on a Friday. We have more next. There's a story of, oh, I thought you're going to give us the refrigerator rules. You're not going to give us that. It has a hot take on refrigerator rules.

But we do got a talk about the white sucks. There's a story of God, the fact that someone's even saying racism drives me insane. Is it racist?

“Is there a story out of Chicago plus a refrigerator rule at work?”

We'll get to that. And I will play Brainwave, talk a little NFL, all coming up a fun Friday with Kavino Rich. Every sport season is built on preparation, studying the trends, and making the necessary

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Rich is saying that he doesn't believe in oversleping that is always human error and I saw

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Oh, I got to find it again, he goes, you don't believe in oversleping. It seems like the Met's bats have been overslepting lately. Oh, that was Henry Gomez for 15. The Met's bats overslept last night.

“I think the ship door, how do you explain that?”

How long go? How do you? Everyone except Soto. Dude, show hey, woke up for the Dodgers today. Oh, yeah, and Ben Rice has been awake, Man Yankees got the W today.

And you know what, you're going to get your updates with perfet in just a few minutes.

But Danny G is on the phone super producing, he's the executive producer of the show.

He's a radio tycoon, Danny G. We were, Danny G and I would just sharing stories about how everyone does run late or over sleep, and there are times where you, you desperately try to get to work on time. And Sam, you were telling me one of our hosts here at Fox Sports Radio has a great running late over sleeping story.

There's another, well, they're at least there was. Another Steven Rich here, Steve Hartman and Rich Ornberger, who had a show on Sundays for a long time. And Rich still hosts here here and there. But when he was playing, he was an offensive line when he was with the Patriots.

One day, he remembers the sunlight was hitting him in the eyes when he woke up and he knew, "Oh, I'm late." Because he would get up at like crack a dawn to get to practice. And the Patriots in Bill Belichick would cut you for like very trivial things, like you have to be locked in more so than any other organization.

So Rich isn't a panic. He's like, "I'm going to lose my job. He's putting himself together. He's out the door." And he's driving to practice from his, wherever his home was in, you know, around New England

area. And he's like desperate. He's thinking of this, he's concocting this cockamamie plan in his mind. He's like, "I'm going to like gently rear end this like van in front of me on the road." So he could tell his employers to help Belichick in the Patriots that he got into a car accident.

So he kind of taps this guy, they pull over. Really? That's brilliant because he heard no one.

“And he was probably able to tell, where he hit like, "Yeah, here's the thing."”

He had some money. And this whole, he said this old man that he hit was just like, "I think it's okay. It's just a little fender better." He gives a guy like a thousand bucks in cash. He has his on.

He has on him. And then he gets there. And he's like, "Oh, I got into a car accident. I'm going to try the proof. Use the pictures."

And then I think Belichick or an assistant coach, Saddam Dan was like, "Okay, you had the accident this time. It was like a wink and a nod. Like we know you were up to know good. Like we know that that story was BS."

Wow. It's a great way. It's so good. I think Rich. That's great.

Really doesn't believe in over-sleeping.

That is not a game.

It seems like an impossibility and probability because he's so hyper and hyped up. He's just a naturally hyper guy. Perfect. Was that not the real story? No, no, no, that's it.

Point out that, from events around here, that is not also the only story around Fox Sports Radio. I've heard of people claiming a car accident. Well, in this case, I think it was a flat. It was a claimed flat tire, but either way, there has been several stories I've heard

around to you about cars being used. Every time someone says their car was towed, I'm like, "Show me. Proof. Show me." I don't know if I believe you.

Yeah. There was one type of trip away. I was running late for work one time. This is not an over-sleep thing, but Danny and I were sharing stories of desperation.

Because when you work in certain industries, and again, what we do isn't the most important,

“but it is a job that when your show starts at a certain time, you need to be there.”

You can't be late. I was a youngster in the game. I was like 20, 21, and I was working in New York, and opportunity, I probably didn't even deserve. And there was a big traffic jam.

I cut around some cones that I shouldn't had to get where I got to go. A cop was like, "You're a big trauma, Paul over." And I thought, "What am I going to do?" I start crying, like hysterically, like, "I'm going to lose my job." Like my golden opportunity.

I was like, "Probably a little couple of bolts to be on a sim." And I poured it. It's just a good actor. He played where you little orphan Annie in the high school play. I was, the son will come out, two more, and the officer looked at me in my little

tears, my little crocodile, little orphaned dickie tears. Little, my little orphaned dickie tears, and he goes, "You're pathetic, you little beep. Get that fat out of here." I like how you were like, "Oh, I was a ghost."

Now, were you truly emotional over what's happening? I was, but I was like, "If I laid on thick, either way, like I got to do something." So, a Carter Jensen learned from his mistake, and be on time, and do accident happen, absolutely.

That's what happened here.

Now, we got to get your phone calls in, and we got to talk about something really controversial on a very casual, great Friday, it's a good Friday, and it's a story with the white socks, but who do we got, Danny Jensen? All right, let's go to Reno, John, is on the light.

“Reno, John, you're on the Covino, and Rich Show.”

Hey, guys, how you doing? What's up, John? Hey, did any of you have a dog? Yes. There's nothing that will wake you up faster than a dog, yacking in the middle of a night.

That's true. You know what? I lose hours of sleep probably a week, because the dog just wakes you up, bouncing around. I'm not going to use the best. I'm not going to lie to my dog, died in December, and if there was any benefit of my

dog not being with us, that I sleep better, like, because when, especially when my dog was old, you're waking up in the middle of the night, at least once or twice, and that's something. Yeah, something in the window, or... Cats do that, too.

They'll play with the blinds, or they'll get on top of you, because they want you to go down and give them fresh food. Thanks for the call, man. Who else do we got here? All right.

Let's go to Iowa, Thomas.

Hey, Tommy. Hey, Thomas. Hey, what's up, guys? What up? Hey, I got a question.

The world that I'm missing out on a promotion, like so many fans can get a world alarm clock, and I'm going to the brewer's world's gang this weekend, and any chance you'll find my alarm clock? That's really funny. The Carter chance at a alarm clock.

“Yeah, the Kansas City world's nightcap, and they actually hand out nightcaps.”

Oh, I go. Yeah, that's a sweet mask. It'll be as hot as that Yoshi bubble had. Yeah. All right.

Thank you, guys, for the feedback. One last call, Brian. They could have fun with this story. They really can. That's not a bad idea.

It really depends on how they want to spin it. All right. They can make it look like this is an irresponsible kid, or they could say, hey, listen, he made a mistake, and we got his back, and he, you know, really, it's the spin zone, as they say, right?

Let's wrap this with Brian and Florida. Brian. Brian. What's up, Brian? I'm going to be on the bridge.

I love this now. Thanks, man. What's up? I'm going to be on the bridge. Okay.