Hour 2 – Funeral Arrangements, Player vs. Coach Movement

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Come on in. Stay awhile. Our two on the program. I ordered this earlier in the week, thinking that on Tuesday, we would find out that we were nominated for a sports Emmy.

We were not. And I told Dylan Go ahead with the order, Chicago hot dogs, chili dogs, crab dip, hot dogs, ballpark nachos, sausage and peppers, peanuts, cracker jacks, and also mini helmets with ice cream in it. Oh, that's better than we do.

Oh, no, bye. Yeah. Seaton is, I said everybody can have a dog at the top of the hour.

“Next hour if you want to have sausage and peppers.”

Or you'd like to have a chili dog. You can do that. And then after that, we can try maybe the crab dip hot dogs. And then we have the ice cream at the end of the show. But you got to pace yourself today.

Because normally we don't have any food until, you know, two hours and 40 minutes into the show. Okay. Now let's focus. Bye.

All right. I'm not good at that. I know. Whole portion control and waiting to eat very difficult. And just smelling it out there.

Oh, I know. I don't like onions, but I love the smell of onions. And those dogs out there. It's a good day. It's a good day.

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We got a few of them up there right now, which is worse on the court. Too many players are not enough, not enough has 76% of that vote. How do you like your hotdogs, 74% of the audience have two toppings or less over three

“or more three or more is a little busy, I think.”

And are you going to be buried in your favorite teams gear? That's at 80% no. Okay, Marvin wants to be buried in his rip Hamilton jersey. And does your wife know this? She does now.

Okay. She's listening.

Fritzie, what do you want to be buried in?

I want to be buried in not, I wouldn't wear Broncos or AstraZeneca like that. I just want something respectful, not in that toxic or anything like that. I haven't really given any thought these morbid conversations that you had. You know how much I like that. I'd have to give that some thought, but I would not wear like an L-way jersey or something

that would be very weird, I think. Sweat pants? Probably Sweat pants. Be sure. Yeah.

Right. But I guess they can do Sweat pants. You can wear like Broncos Zubas pants and now I'm starting to spill into what I said I wouldn't do. But I think it would be weird if I had like a Carl McWinberg jersey and just some kind of

Peyton Manning John L-way Bronco outfit on.

“I think it'd be weird if you didn't have that on.”

What is it the Sweat pants like the body, beach, gym or whatever? What are the ones you wear that, what's that, golds gym, golds gym, golds gym? Yeah. You've been wearing those around. I'm going to be impressed.

No, I know. Multiple colors. What about you, Seaton? I'm a cremated guy. Oh.

Yeah. I don't want to be buried. I want to be cremated. Are you paying? You're pre-pay?

I'm possibly. I'm going to put it up and spread it somewhere. But do you want to be wearing something when you get cremated? You know, I got it's similar to Todd. I hadn't really thought of that.

What I'd like to be burned up with. Okay. It very well could be a sports jersey though. I know what about you, Pauli. I would guess.

Suit and tie. Old school, classic. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah.

Suit and tie, I guess. Yes, Todd. What if you have that belief?

“Whatever you wear that you're buried and that's what you're going to be wearing for”

ever and ever and ever. Does that play into like this? Whatever you're picking, that's going to be your wings and that's going to be your thing and whatever you do for the rest of eternity, it's going to be in that. Yes, Margaret.

But I mean, I'm going to be fresh at the pearly gates. Yeah. Same Peter's going to be like, "Rip Hamilton, you too?" That's right. Yes, Pauli.

I wish I could tie my own tie for my funeral though. Oh, I know. I know. I know. Pop a knot.

Believe me. I'm going to guess that the funeral director is good at tying tie. Tie it a few in his day. Yeah. I could be a side job for me because I'm really good at tying ties.

I would work at a funeral home. I got a friend who runs a funeral parlor. And it's weird, then I did my family tree and I realized that somebody in my family tree, great, great, great grandparents, they ran a funeral home. I don't even know anything about this.

And when you're around, my friend, his name is Kevin, and I can't help but ask him about this. And he's, you know, every day you've got to come in and you've got to be, you know, very nice. And you're going to have that reverence and, you know, I'm so sorry.

And he always looks impeccable, the way he's dressed, great hair.

And I just, I don't know if I could do that every day, where you're going to work and you know, you know, people are going to be sad, unless you have, you know, celebration of life. You know, when somebody's in, in their 80s. Yes, Paul.

And if you own a funeral home, there's, there's no down season. There's no, no season. Where you could take a month off. It's not like a, you're working there, a resort. It's not like tax season.

And then all of a sudden, nobody died. Nobody. Yes, I knew a dude who was a funeral home and we would be out at, like, oh, so when so is 90th birthday and it was like, you know, the basement of a night to Columbus and it's like a big event or whatever.

And he would walk around there and like, you'd be standing at the bar, whatever.

Dang dude, yeah, it's like you have to have a twisted sense of humor.

You don't have to. But I bet it helps to have a pretty twisted sense of humor. I think you, when my brother had, one of my brothers had a stroke. When we're picking out my mom's coffin and my brother had a stroke.

And we make the joke with a now that the funeral director who was going to help us get a coffin for my mom was sizing up my brother to see what kind of coffin. Oh, yeah, yeah, he's, you know, he's looking at my brother Bill, like, you know, having a, you know, stroke or a seizure right there in front of us and we joke that he was going, I don't know.

“He looks like he's about five ten, you know, I think that can't get, yeah, I think that'll”

work. Yeah, Paul. Just like shirts and suits, uh, coffins have normal size and extended long size. You want a long coffin because of, you know, you were six, three. Yeah.

But if you put in for a long coffin, I think that will help your height on the way out. Yeah, because I want to make a statement there, you know, it's like, man, he was, he was tall. He was a lot taller than a thought in person, you know. When they do where, and am I going to be in the retunda, like when they do that, you

know, viewing the viewing thing, yeah, the line outside, but Todd, there might be a Denver Bronco casket.

Like the problem is, there's all kinds of sick things out there, but there was working

in that field, would that make you appreciate being alive more or would you become someone that would be just really depressed and it would just be horrible to go about your life in that field. I know you could make money and there's no offseason all that. But I don't think I could, like you said, I don't think I can do that.

It's very morbid, awful thing to somebody else to do. But somebody does have to do it. Yeah, smart. Well, you have a public viewing, like right here in the man cave where people make the pilgrimage to come pay their final respects to you.

All right. Out on the basketball floor. I'd like it out by the three point line, like a couple feet deeper, and at least have my head and my hands would be on the other side of the three point line. I don't want it like Kevin Durant where my foot's right on the line, you know, and

somebody say, well, that's not a three point here.

OK. Welcome to the program, already in progress. Did I get to Jay and Delaware, Jay and I, did I talk to you? Great. Well, I was, I was very, very, very tired, a lot of change of topics here, well, I was well, mainly

about the sweet 16, but I wanted to throw a real quick marver that brought up the abandoned yards. The town that I'm from, we have the farm team for the Oreos, and my favorite thing there is the craft rise. Sweet 16 has absolutely delivered, and I can't wait to see Arizona and Illinois in the

five. That's going to be one. How will the match up? All right. Well, thank you, Jay.

Yeah. I know we get caught up in a Cinderella.

“And if you want to say that Texas was a Cinderella, or Iowa is a Cinderella, OK.”

It's hard to say that when you come from the big 10 or the SEC, that you're a Cinderella story. It's like somebody was trying to convince me a couple of days ago, could you conbe a Cinderella story? Because they weren't mentioned as the best odds to win the title.

I go there at number two seed. Now I brought that up to Dan here early yesterday. He's like, no, we're not a number, you know, we're not a Cinderella story. Let's see. How about Patrick and New York?

I'd Patrick, what's on your mind today? Well, hey, Dan, how's it going? Great. Great. Hey, I am from New York, but actually it's bigger than New York.

We don't want to get that confused. Not New York City. Well, I got an elevator pitch for you. OK. It's about your, you know, you lost your sponsor, Trader.

Yeah. I just, I'm very small company. I'd like to throw it out there on the Maker of the Patrick, my name's Patrick. And it only, that's, well, what happens here is, Dan, as you have some of your on the country, and I build BBQs and people's backyards, and we'll call it the Patrick.

Well, thank you, Patrick. From the verge of maybe securing a new, made Friday grilling company. So we're excited about, you know, getting some budding. We sad that, you know, we said goodbye to Trader.

“That was 10 years, but coming up next week, I think we're going, I said, I have to have”

a grilling partner, and I have to have the grilling partner that I, you know, love. And, you know, I'm putting my name behind it, because I want to have that when we go to the draft in Pittsburgh. And I have to have my grilling partner by then. Yes, falling.

We're not becoming vegetarians, we're going to say, no, we're not. That is a no go. No, no, we're not. But thank you. Thank you, Patrick, for the elevator pitch, Billy and Iowa.

Good morning, Dan, and your entire crew. Thanks for taking my call. I love to watch you on Peacock. I have a couple quick comments. You guys got jobbed by the Emmys.

You guys are tremendous, never losers.

Holy cow, the funeral segment. This is awesome. It's the one choice in life. We don't have. But I have a quick stat of the day.

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Kind of went up on his own and figured it was like, "Yeah, well, we don't have a live band in here." All right. You give it that feel. Yeah. When you did a great job.

All right. About we take a break.

No, no hot dogs now, Todd.

You got one hot dog per hour. Yeah, but this year they have the 99 challenge thing, 99, why can't we do something? Do you want to have one now, one more now, and then none for the rest of the show? That's not a fair deal. I thought we would do like one every commercial break.

You have one for now. No, no. You get one per hour. Okay. Laying the load down.

Blood Mormon. You said one hot dog. You didn't say such as in peppers. Sausage in peppers? Yeah.

This hot break. Next hour. I'll push it. Sausage in peppers. Next hour.

Yeah, see. Put my crab dip access. No, later for another hot dog now. Oh, okay. I'm just trying to see.

“I'm just trying to order in the court here.”

Let's go. Don't turn something great into something bad. Why is there no room for negotiation? I like what we're seeing is going with that. You want to trade up and get something?

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Did a little research during the commercial break and I found a Broncos casket right now for $2,999. $95 ton. When you open up a glass, you can get the one with a sound effect.

When they do on third doubt, I'll buy it for you.

I'll buy it for you. Facebook Marketplace? No, no, no, no. No, I only get my quarter-wise on Facebook.

We also did a little research about death and we talked about if you own a funeral home

is there a slow season. There is. Guess, according to the CDC, the highest mortality month, the United States, and the lowest mortality month. Who wants to guess?

The mortality game? No. Todd? Now, highest mortality month, I'm going to say, is December, and the lowest I'm going to stay is June.

Wait. See? I'm going to go kind of opposite.

“I think the more people die in the summer, the less people die in the winter.”

So I'm going to go like a January July situation. January? July. Marvin? I think a lot of people die in January for sure, and in the July is the least deadly.

So January and July. Most of the least. I'll go December most. I'll go January least. Pretty good guesses.

The highest mortality month, January.

The lowest. August. Mm. You're getting ready for school to busy to die. Yeah.

In fact, the school shop really happened. January, 20% more die in January than they do in August. Traditionally. Yeah. That's really a statement on like New Year's resolutions.

Yeah. Yeah. Trying to die. They're going to kill you. 20% more likely to kill you.

Yes, Todd. Well, you might have died sooner, but you wanted to get to that next year, and just to say that you're a little bit longer, and you made a pass the ball going down. Yeah. Let's keep in my life until January.

So we can, you know, get those odds, those numbers up. Yes, Paul.

“Did the great comedian Betty White die like a month before her 100th birthday?”

Yeah. Special plan. I know. I love that. Weirdly, that she just like, how about Dick Van Dyke made it to 100?

He's still with us. Yes. He's still with us. We haven't had him on lately. No, we.

It's been a long time since we've had Dick Van Dyke. I would have had Betty White on. I thought she was, she was a Pessa, and I thought she was, she was hot in a strange way. Yeah. 90s hot.

Yeah. Yes. Paul Julie Andrews, that first, my first girlfriend, I had a crush on her. See, that'd be, I don't know what I would say if I saw Julie Andrews, because I remember seeing her, and I was probably seven or eight years old, sound of music.

Oh, I didn't know what those feelings were, but I had feelings. She was spectacular. And then you give me married poppins. Come on. Poppin' all right.

Yeah. Poppin' and walkin'. Yes, Paul. Man Dyke, the famous comedian actor, just turned 100 in December. Yeah.

Yeah. There's a study, actually. This guy had a statement, I can't find the college, that comedians, he noticed a trend of comedians living way longer, like Carl Reiner, Mel Brooks, all in the 90s Dick Van Dyke. Betty White, that the comedy is the mitigating factor.

Yeah, but they always feel like they're very depressing people.

When you're around comedians, they're kind of dark. Yeah. But don't they overcome it with comedy, maybe? I don't. Or deal with it.

No. Laughter is the best medicine. It is. I mean, I just made that a word. I just made that.

Yes, Todd.

“I think laughing and the ability to make other people laugh.”

My grandma Judy, I don't know where she read this room, where she just came up with something. She always said to me, as a little kid, laughing is like an internal workout, just like you would do weights or something at the gym for your look better externally, but to something about laughing, you're giving your insides exercise or work. I thought that was very interesting.

All right. Was she the funny one in the family? I was very funny. I see what you did there. Wait.

I think you were going to get a question about my grandma and I just just died. Oh, I see what you did there. Yeah. See, we're giving ourselves an inner workout. Yeah.

Judy Goldstein. She knew what you were talking about. Oh, man. They talked about Judy Goldstein. She was very funny.

Yeah. Not intentionally. She was just kind of like out there. Kind of like you. Even in Ohio, hi, David, what's on your mind today?

Hey, Dan, happy meet Friday. No, buddy. You guys are talking about death earlier, and I would want to be buried by the fence perch dealer. So they can let me down one last time.

All right. Thank you. All righty. Yes. Yes, Paulie.

If you're a steelist fan, you have four super bowls in your lifetime. I don't see room for complaint. Yeah. Wait. I'm sorry.

Six super bowls in your lifetime. Yeah. I think I could say that. I don't know if they're fixing to trade mile scare it. They're asking to restructure his contract.

But I, I don't know. It feels like some analysts are taking this and running with it. And it just feels like maybe something's there, which I would be surprised, because I would

defense, Mel Kaiper said they're not interested in Ty Simpson because they have Shidorah Sanders. Mel is going to die on that hill with Shidorah Sanders, but I don't want you to reach. And you know, if Ty Simpson isn't your guy or you're not completely convinced, then don't do that.

Use that pick on somebody could actually make your team better. And maybe you're going to reinforce your offensive line, and then maybe you get a true assessment of Shidorah Sanders, but you still got the Deshawn Watson elephant in the room.

And if he's healthy and you're paying him $44 million, then play him, like you've already

gotten over the moral compass of how could you bring in this guy, so play him. Yeah, Pauli. I'm looking at the article about Miles Garrett's contract tweaks, their tweaks. They're just dates of when he gets his money that helped the team capitalize. Okay.

And people are taking that and making leaps. Okay. I mean, I did a little bit, but I thought they should have traded him before he getting, you know, got $40 million, because you weren't going to win. And look, in that division, I don't know what Cincinnati is going to give you.

Baltimore has a new head coach, Pittsburgh, we're still not sure about. And maybe Cleveland can be, you know, an eight-win team, a nine-win team.

“But I got to get, I got to figure out, you know, is it Dylan Gabriel, Shidorah Sanders?”

Is it Deshawn Watson? If you got three, then you don't have one. And that would concern me. Craig and Louisville. Hi, Craig.

What's on your mind today? Hey, Dan, six-time caller, one-time listener, five-nine, one-nine-eight. So, I've got three rapid-fire questions for you about your funeral. What song would you have played at your funeral? Which Danette would you want to give your eulogy?

And could Marvin be a Paul Bear with this little hand? What I want Marvin to be a Paul Bearer? What I want Paul to be a Paul Bearer? I default, see what I do, and the Paul Bearer, Todd will not give my eulogy. I tried to cure everybody up a little bit, and maybe they wouldn't laugh, but I would try.

Oh, you would go for the humor. I would.

I think I would appreciate that, because you always make people laugh and feel better and

make people's dreams come true. That should be the tone of it. I was thinking of asking Will Ferrell. Or maybe Sandler Will Ferrell, Darius Rucker, playing a song, a star-studded affair. Yes.

Would you have the funeral in Los Angeles to make it more convenient, I would. That's thoughtful. Yeah. Oh, bring the funeral to you. You get some good celebs up there.

Yes.

“You might get some dry buys, you know, people to say, what's going on?”

They're Barry and Dan Patrick. All right. I don't stop in. Yes, Todd. What if you sound rock is casket like a wagon wheel?

That'll be kind of weird. Right? Who do I want them shaking up your whole thing there? Thank you, Todd. This is the kind of humor that I think.

That's not crying more than ever at your funeral. Dan, after you die, he's going to be funny. Oh. Okay. Yes, Marvin.

So, what song would you have? I don't know. I don't know.

I'd have to believe that up to, I mean, it may be amazing grace, you know, the

Darious good thing that, you know, I don't want to hoody in a blowfish one. I got a little poppy. It's not a poppy. Yeah. Time and time and time, you ain't no friend of mine.

You're off the word by time, but you know what you did. That's true. Thank you. Yes, Marvin. That acoustic version of bang the drum all day.

Oh, then I'd have to get Todd Runger and Ian. Oh, so I'm not going to let Todd sing the bang the drum our Friday theme. So, yeah, it's a little too poppy. You know what I mean? I'm looking for tears, you know, maybe maybe just like some subtle humor in there with

Sandler and Will will tag team action there. Tina Fey and Amy Polar, they're great together, you know, and put them up there and see it? Always funny. Nice.

Yeah.

“Let's see Bill and Houston, hi Bill, what's on your mind today?”

By the way, Todd goes, if I get buried in a Broncos casket, I go from mile high to six feet under. I think I'd have to say that on the side. All right. Fair enough.

Bill and Houston joins us. Good morning, Bill. Hey, Chris Chicago's style hot dog store that Pauli will appreciate that whenever I fly from Houston to Indianapolis, inevitably, I have to lay over in Ohio and Chicago when I found a fabulous little eatery there that I can get near to the American Airlines

Terminal to get put along Chicago style hot dogs that I can dream about every day.

So too.

And then two quick questions for you, Dan.

“Today's like today, do you need one of those signs like the ball parks?”

I think you used to have where it said no beer sales after the seventh inning and only two beers per customer do that with your hot dogs? Yeah, I should have that where it's only. But I, it seems already said, look, I might have four or five hot dogs today. And it's a Friday, we had a rough day on Tuesday and he's got all weekend to recover.

Somebody just sent in. Todd will be buried in a suit, a three piece damn three piece. But you didn't even have a three piece suit on.

Look, I did it with some kind of linen thing that I got to know, I don't know where Lagoon

and the Gala, wherever I went, Laguna Beach and this guy was just not having it. But did you, you spilt my almost, I was with my little cranberry juice and I'm in some club of bar and totally out of my element with the group that was there. And I kind of banged into him by accident, he's with this hot girl and he's got muscles coming out of every orifice and he's like, damn three piece, like, watch where you're going

on. Wait, wrap out. What's coming out of his, he was just really like totally roated out and was a worse possible human at the whole party to bang into.

I found this guy and almost filled my cranberry juice on him.

Damn, three piece, Nick and Irvine, welcome back Nick. Thank you so much all of a family legend, Dan. I don't want to talk about about your demise, you're going to live forever, literally for all of us in our heart in our minds, listen, Dan, Dodger, season has started and it's unbelievable.

It's like you can make up this stuff, but it's true, you know, show hey is going for it's 4th MVP in a row plus he's going to have 20 to 30 starts. So I'm penciling him in for the Saoyang and the MVP. Well, they didn't have it back then, the Saoyang, they had the MVP, did he ever have

“a season when he could have been the Saoyang and MVP?”

Checking because he really went, he only had like a two year overlap pitching and hitting semi full time. His best year as a pitcher of a roof, hold please, did he win 19 games? If he won 23 in 1916, 24 in 1917, and that's also the time he became a full time hit or so, in 1917, he only hit six home runs that year.

He was not a full time hit. It didn't overlap full time. It's weird, but it's like the triple double, no, let me go back to 30, 30, when players stealing 30 and hitting 30 home runs, and I forget who it was, well, maybe it was Mickey Mannell, if he said if I knew this was a big deal, I would have done it every year.

It's like the triple doubled with the NBA. I got to believe that Jerry West Oscar Robertson will, all of those guys back in the 60s, if they would have realized that would have been a big deal for a triple double, then you would have had more than one player.

“I mean, Oscar did it, but it's not like, and I remember, but it's not like I go,”

oh my god, he averaged double digits and points rebounds in assists, because we didn't call it a triple double, but I don't remember, when I'd watch games, I would use the focus on just the point, somebody was scoring, not rebounds in assists, and then all of a sudden, it felt like Russell Westbrook cracked the code, and he goes, I can add, I can average a triple double, I can win the MVP, and here's a six five guard who's getting double digit rebounds,

an assists, not a great shooter, but a great score, and he won the MVP because he averaged a triple double, but I don't know if, I don't know if Larry Berg goes, how many assists do I have? Hey, you got nine, you need one more for a triple double, or magic would do, I mean, magic to me would have averaged a triple double if he wanted to, like no brainer, but I just

don't remember anybody going, let me get double digits in all of that, when it rickie Davis who needed a rebound to get a triple double, they took it away from me because he, he kind of created a rebound for himself, so it became a little bit of a thing, but then like Joker, I'm surprised when he doesn't have a triple double, but then he had, you know, 20, 20, 19 assists, I don't know if he said, you know, leave me in to go 20, 20,

Going back to Babe Ruth, I did some research, we talked about this before, according

“to baseball, Almanac, he wanted to keep pitching with the Yankees, but the Yankees owner”

was afraid he would ask for way more money by doing two positions at an all star level. By Otani has had 39 wins as a starter, he started 100 games, he's got one shut out, one complete game is career, Babe Ruth has a pitcher was 94 and 46 as a starter, he had 107 complete games and 17 career stunts, but again, it's a different era of pitching styles and usage, and he did have Tommy Jones surgery either, no, yeah, Mark, the Babe Ruth

only has one MVP award, well, but you couldn't win it back to back years, that's insane. So they had rules, it's like, you know, you got yours, now even one feels like, now did they, when did they start the MVP though? So it's really wonky, there was an MVP before he got good, then it went away as an award.

So he had seasons Babe Ruth, like, for example, 1921, he had 378 with 59 homers and 168

RBI, nobody won an MVP that year, so he was an eligible, nobody was eligible. They brought the award back in 1923 and of course he won it, it's 393 with 40 homers.

“Then the award, he was not eligible for it for the next few years because of the repeat”

rule, you know, like almost like the 65 game rule now, you couldn't repeat. And by the time they brought the award back where anybody could win it, he was passed his prime. Well, she has one MVP over. All right, let me take a break.

Once again, sausage peppers at the top of the hour, not now, okay, I'll don't get me party face. It's 20 minutes. Good. It seems a little harsh.

All right, let me take a break, more phone calls coming up, we're back after this.

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“He had been successful in division two, was at Drake, and then brought players with him to”

Iowa from Drake, and at 44, that's when it feels like you're ready for your next job. Well, feels like Iowa's been his dream job, but you got there at 44. He's born in Iowa City, do you want to stay there? What if Kansas comes open? North Carolina's open.

And it's not like it was, you know, like Kurt Ferrin's has been there in Iowa for decades. Marked few at Gonzaga, I mean, those guys are dinosaurs. Tom is though. I could just doesn't happen anymore, where you're there for 20 years, everybody's bouncing around.

By the way, if we're going to be critical of players when they transfer, and I hear analysts

say, "Oh, you know, when it gets tough, and then you decide you're going to transfer, I want to know if you're going to say the same thing about Will Wade going from NC State after a year back to LSU." Like two weeks ago, he said he wasn't going anywhere. Now he's there one year, NC State gave him a chance.

They were in the first four in the tournament, and now he's going to LSU. So for all this hand-ringing of these kids, and they don't persevere through tough times, and they transfer, just make sure you have the same energy headed towards him. Look, that's on LSU that you want to bring him back with what he did while he was there. That's on you.

Are you trying to tell me there is no one else that you had to bring him back, but I just want to make sure we are not saying two different things. But, you know, movement in college basketball is not judged equally.

The ability always comes up, players toughness is question, administrators rush to claim

back to LSU, LSU, that says every right to bring him back, but just the next time when somebody talks about all these kids, it gets tough for him, and then they transfer, they get out of a tough spot. They should fight through, that's the way we did. So, make sure you apply that same energy towards these coaches, you know, there's some

people out there, congressmen and other heavyweights in college sports that want more rules about incoming freshmen, you get five years to availability, and you can transfer once

on the house, and the second one is like the old days where you had to sit out of here.

What if they said, okay, but we'll do the same with coaches, and there's some rule that if you take a job, you can't leave after one year without some type of major penalty or major sit-out.

“The coaches would never sign up for that, so why would you institute it on the kids?”

And I think it used to be if you transferred in the conference, you had to sit out two years. So they really were trying to make sure that you stayed, and if you did transfer, you had to sit out a year. Yeah, see. That's part of my problem with that sort of like inconsistency that you're talking about

with loyalty is that sometimes coaches leave and the way that that affects the players that are remaining. Oftentimes there's a player coming in that was just recruited by those guys and now that guy just left, wait, now I have to get what re-recruited to go to this other school. Sometimes they don't take everybody with them, am I going to lose my scholarship now?

What if the incoming coach has his own guy that wants somebody else now? You know, there's a lot of dominoes to like, hey, the guy's just chasing a new paycheck, what's wrong with that? Or whatever, it affects way more people than that. Monica in Raleigh.

Hi, Monica. What's on your mind today? Hello, y'all, happy meet Friday. Who has it better than you do? No, I'm not kidding.

“That's right, yeah, we did that meet Friday last night too for opening day.”

It was amazing. So I just wanted to call in and say you guys were waist nubbed on the any awards, but can I propose the opportunity to bring back jeopardy, not to be a dinner for the day, but maybe a tour of the main cave. Like sports jeopardy?

Yeah. Sports jeopardy. Yeah. We were watching oh, flexible when you used to do that. Oh, I don't know if that's going to help me win an Emmy though, but thank you, Monica.

Yeah, I can't have any tours of the bank, yeah. David and Phoenix, I David, what's on your mind? Hey, Dan, speaking of tours of the man caves, when you're late in your casket at the 3.9,

the first thing I thought of was his people were paying respects, can Doris is sitting on the

edge of your casket there, and eating. Wow.

“Okay, I'd have to get clearance from my wife, but if I had Pandora as, you know, it'll”

be an open casket, of course, make sure my hair looks good. Would sound a little bit like this. [MUSIC] There will not be a dry eye in the house if Pandora sings that, instead of the day. Yes, Todd.

We invite you all back to the Patrick Family House for paying attention. [LAUGHTER] [MUSIC] Todd, Todd, you can go get your hotdog right now. [APPLAUSE]

Go ahead. Hotdog worthy. Yeah.

You can go get your second hotdog.

[LAUGHTER] Toddler. That was good. [MUSIC] Man, yeah.

He actually left him when he got-- No, I told him. Go. That's awesome. Yeah, he's back there.

I said, get started. Get to have your second hotdog. Sausage and peppers, if you want. Final hour coming up. Robby Homo was on the call last night when Nebraska only had four players on the floor.

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