"ISRAEL Are The Terrorists!" – Theo Von GOES OFF To Joe Rogan

That's on May 7th. That's a Saturday.

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for all those tickets. See you there. I don't know if you saw this Kurt Thiel Vaughan was on, he's in Austin. I didn't know he was in Austin, he's doing a gig or something. Anyway, he was on Joe Rogan's show and he says that Thiel Vaughan is at Adam media says

Thiel Vaughan is a sign that Americans are waking up to the actual terrorist. Sorry, why don't you hear it? Let's hear it. There we go.

“What do you think is going to happen, you think we're going to be okay?”

I hope so. Of course. I don't know. Do you think about it? I'm confused.

I can't believe we went to this war. When we started bombing Iran, I was like this can't be true. And what about Lebanon now? I know. Israel's invaded Lebanon.

Yeah. And it's like, just fucking stop it, what do you need? Well, they're trying to supposedly, they're trying to stop the terrorists. That's crazy though if you're the fucking terrorist. You don't have to say it like you want to stop them fucking standing front of the fucking

mirror. It's start there. What do you think is going to happen? Is right, and people will say, oh, well, he's an idiot because him and Joe Rogan. They put, hey, look, what our choice was?

Our choice was a lamented Joe who started the Ukraine war and was funding a genocide right in front of our face and then we had a guy saying he was going to do the opposite. Who actually had a track record of doing the opposite, Trump actually didn't start a new war.

He did lots of horrible things as his first term, but he didn't start a new war.

And he had JD Vance telling him, said, telling us that this is stupid, Trump was constantly

“saying, oh, that's why he got elected twice the first time and the second time was”

because he promised not to do this in the first time, he didn't do it. So there was, so to me, and then it wasn't like, hey, you guys had FDR or John F Kennedy or Trump and you picked Trump. That wasn't our choices. Our choices was a moron who was vowing to keep doing a genocide and keep doing a proxy

war at the nuclear power called Russia and Ukraine. And we had someone saying they wouldn't, it's like when I was younger and Reagan ran against Mandale and at their very famously at their debate, Mandale said, we're both going to raise your taxes, I'm the one who's going to tell ya, he's going to lie. Well, if that's my choices, I'll go with the guy who's saying he's not, and that's why

Donald Reagan wiped out Mandale. He won every state except one. And so the same thing here with Donald Trump, except Donald Trump actually had a track record of not of doing what he said he was going to do, which was not start new wars. So this thing about, oh, the stupid idiots, goalable, you thought the world's biggest

liar, Donald Trump was telling the truth, well, I also knew that Kabla Harris was telling the truth when she said she was going to keep funding the genocide and keep funding the Ukraine war. So you didn't have there were no good choices. Is that even in the ballpark of St. Kamala Harris was the most qualified candidate ever

“to run and ran the best campaign ever run that cost a billion dollars and the only thing”

I can compare to is the Timon Eric billion dollar movie, which was an absurdist fantasy. Like what, what are you assholes talking about why you still, how about this?

As long as we all understand that there's never going to be more than two bad choices

for us ever, except we gender, that the sky's a limit with your gender you can make up, put your political shit, you get one of the other. You get only one of the other for every other thing in life. No, we think that's a problem. I mean, when people say that stuff about people who voted Trump or were sympathetic to him

in their coverage of Trump, when they say things like, well, you're an idiot for believing Trump. We did there was no other alternative. That's what you're believing. That's what you're believing in.

You're believing that people who don't know if women are sticks, you're the people that didn't want war. Yeah, you're leaving out that the other choice. That's what someone who mandated you take an experimental medical treatment, mandate it

pointing out that that was crazy and that was a authoritarian Nazi stuff.

That's what you were left with that. And the people who were giving us open borders or and doing wars and genocide, that was

“some kind of true, that was the alternative and you're an idiot, you should be up”

again. You should be up with money, you should, you're correct. You're correct. Kurt, about that. But you should again, as I said in 2016 and 2017 and ever said that you should be, like

me, upset at a system that made it. So people were so desperate that they would vote for a guy like Donald Trump, who everybody knew was a con man, but that's how desperate they were because at least the con man was saying what they wanted to hear and you can, so either you vote for the thing you hate or you vote for the thing that might not turn out that way.

So that's the same thing with Ronald Reagan and Walter Mondale, you either vote for the thing you hate a guy who's promising you something you hate or a guy who's saying he won't do it. And that's what the only two choices you have. They're both owned by some kind of Luciferian oligarch at all time.

“So Reagan was a construct like a Taylor Swift of presidents.”

He was an actor. Yeah. But how preposterous it was that an actor was the president and now it's standard. No one's not an actor. Uh, let's see, is this the same, let me see if this is a different video, let me see.

Is this the different video? Let's see. It's all just a cat and mouse game. People are like, we'll like the Democrats next time and it's like, but it's all the same shit has been happening forever.

They haven't been helping anybody forever. They're letting fucking politicians slurp on kids. All of our fucking money goes to Israel and they're using it to fucking genocide people. It's like, everybody is scared out of their wits right now. It's like, our religious leaders are afraid to speak out and it's like, it's a time where

it's like Satan is amongst us and our religious leaders are fucking talking about bullshit at the pole. It's like, what is going, I don't know, man, it's all so he's right. People like, well, the Democrats next time, okay, okay. The old Von just said what most Americans feel but are too scared to say publicly.

And the last line hit the hardest, it was never Republicans versus Democrat.

It was always the same warm machine. The same Israeli funding, same Epstein connected politicians, just wearing different color ties every four years, 3.8 billion to Israel annually under Obama Bush Trump Biden Trump again, not once did the party change the check. Americans are finally realizing the ballot box has two options and both of them already

work for the same people. When a community not a podcast speaks more truth than every senator combined, that tells you everything about the state of American democracy. That was well said by who said that that was somebody with a fake name, well said fake name, person.

I like that, Democrat Republican, not dumb enough to fall for it anymore. I mean, who could still fall for this unless you're there's all your income come from falling for it? Well, everybody I know and Hollywood just about.

“Well, that's why I just had an all year income depends on falling for it.”

Hollywood's just such a sack of shit plays full of fucking idiots and horrors, they wrong with horror babies. Well, what happens is then when a genocide happens, they can't talk anymore. They don't raise their voices when it's time to trans a five year old. But when a literal Nazi genocide gets perpetrated from their dumb fuck fake liberal face,

what do they got to say about it? A thin hair. So trade grad says 100% watch this if it doesn't piss you off, nothing will. Let's listen. The American Israel Public Affairs Committee, APAC frequently writes legislation for Congress.

The American Israel Education Foundation spends millions of dollars annually on paid trips to Israel for members of Congress. They're constantly taking members of Congress to Israel with a purpose of influencing them. The Anti-Defamation League, ADL spends millions of dollars annually spying on Americans

who are critical of Israel and uses massive amounts of money in smearing those people not

deemed friendly to Israel. Mainstream media also promotes the Zionist agenda by accusing those on ADLists as being anti-Semitic. The international fellowship of Christian Jews uses a $100 million annual revenue stream to promote Israel's Zionism among evangelical Christians. Center of the Central Fund of Israel uses a $20 million revenue stream promoting Israeli

settlements in Palestine. Christians united for Israel, founded by John Hanging, run by a Jewish American attorney from Tel Aviv David Drogue.

Use is a $7 million annual budget to lobby members of Congress on behalf of Zionist

causes. Hanging himself has given more than $80 million to Zionist causes in Israel. And then if that's not enough in your spare time, you might want to check out the Washington Institute for Near East Policy, Simon Wise and Thor Center. Israel project, friends of Israeli Defense Forces, women's Zionist organizations of America.

The Jewish agency for Israel, Americans, friends of Lekud, American Israel cooperative enterprise. The Israel L.I. Foundation, the Jewish Policy Center, Leon and Harry Homesley, Charitable Trust, Jewish Council for Public Affairs, Zionist organization of America, World Jewish Congress, Republican Jewish Coalition, National Jewish Democratic Council, Center for Security Policy, Israeli American Council, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

These are all lobbying groups for Zionist Israel in Washington, D.C. Okay, that should piss you off. Why? Because people are so anti-Semitic that they think it's a problem that a foreign country

“would control every other aspect of your life, what's the problem with that?”

Okay, I know you think it's hard to make jokes about this, but I do it.

And everybody tells me after this show, while I was waiting for you, then I thought it was going to be. You know what I would do in this for a little while, I know how to-- Look at this dipshit. The Ovan is right.

Oh, and fuck, Joe Rogan. No fuck you, dude. I know. Every more of these Joe Rogan's compromised, you are so fucking stupid. Joe Rogan, the UFC announcer, that's his compromise.

Not all the people you put faith in. You fucking pinhead. There's actually people that have channels where they Joe Rogan's bad. Not the government, not your own party, you fuck with?

That's the problem is when UFC announcer, what a collection of cows this country is.

Who deserves every--what's face it? They deserve it. Hey, you know, here's another great way you can help support the show. You should become a premium member. We give you a couple of hours of premium bonus content every week, and it's a great way

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out. We give you lots of bonus content. Thanks for your support. Guess what, Thomas Massey drops a bomb shell saying, you know, "Pam Bondi got fired." So, she got fired, and Thomas Massey said that "Pam Bondi was absolutely ready to release

the Epstein files until an unknown person got to her and told her she'd better not. But he got to Pam Bondi." Really? Well, it was a Brad Bondi.

“That's what I'm not satisfied until the survivors are satisfied.”

That's my benchmark, and obviously, you know, in my floor speech, here in the House of Representatives, I said, "Men need to be perp walked in handcuffs to the jail." And until we see that, here in this country, we see, in some of that, in other countries. But until we see that here in this country, we don't have a system of justice. It's working.

Are you confident? You will see that? I don't know if we're going to see it in this administration. Why did you say that? Because Pam Bondi has, you know, she's been so against this.

I would say from the beginning, but in the beginning, I think she earnestly was ready to release files, and then I think she wasn't in on the joke when they gave her those binders that had nothing in it, then she found out she looked like a joke. And she shot off the angry letter to the FBI. But at some point, somebody got to Pam Bondi and said, "It's your job to cover this up."

Whoa. Who got the donkey-bong genome? Right? I don't think he needed any getting to. Do you know?

Yeah, he seems like he's a fraud the whole time to me.

“And by the way, here's those, you remember the box, you remember that there it is.”

Well, in my wonderful music video, Shabbos, like the guy directed by Maystarring Kashpatelle in Daimonji, you know, there's a great scene of these binders. I mean, who got to Pam Bondi? I'm going to say based on her, I make up, I think it's Erica Kirk. Or is I referred to her Lucille Ball?

I don't know, I'm saying. Lucille Ball. Ball. That's it. There you go.

Well, so that's, so that's his theory. Okay, so my theory, here's another theory about why she really got fired. Okay, so this is Candace Owen. She owns, as she, I was watching her last night. Check this out.

I didn't even put this together.

Let's listen to what she says.

Actually, that the reason that Trump fired her is that he's upset with her because he believes that she is the one that tipped off Eric Swall well regarding an investigation into his relationship. He was dating the Chinese spy girl. And so apparently, FBI was sort of preparing a bunch of documents relating to his relationship

with Christine Fang and she Trump believes that she intervened and tipped him off and he was angry with her. So it's like you're not loyal to me, even though she's like, hey, um, you know, I kind of backed you up on Jeffrey Epstein, but you know how Trump is, you're ending her out and if you don't worship the ground he walks on and do everything he says, then you got to

go. So Trump needs a better dog, essentially, and that she is sleazy, obviously, and so I don't know why he shocked you're all sleazy, the whole everybody is sleazy post Epstein, but don't don't get excited, guys. It's certainly is not related to Trump doing the right thing.

Don't be confused and think that he did the right thing and realized that they fumbled the Epstein ball.

“So that's how they're going to want to play to the public because the other part sounds”

much more petty and that's why it's buried deep in all of the articles about what happened with Eric Swallow. So I want you guys to know that everything is so tremendously fake and gay and we are being ruled by elites, people who deem themselves to be elites, but are actually kind of just deranged and disgusting.

So what are you making out the name that way, Jimmy? Eric Swallow's a sounds like she's Eric Swallow and that's how I said, uh, yeah, it's Eric Swallow. And Swallow's, I believe, you'd have a fun conversation, we're going to blow them away. So what do you make of that, Kurt, that the reason why so Trump, she's saying Trump is

as positioning this or presenting this as her fumbling the Epstein files, but the real cause is that he found out she gave a heads up to Eric Swallow who's the Democrat running for governor in California because he was legit dating as Chinese spy. So he had a honeypot and she gave him a heads up on that they were investigating that Trump finds out and that's why he got rid of her.

What do you make? It's believable. I don't know.

“I know Pam Bondi and her brother, Brad Bondi was dirty from the start.”

I have no idea why Trump put her in there and the, well, I do know to come up in the first. So she did her job with Epstein file, you know, no one can say she didn't do her job covering that up. This is her statement, she put out a statement, you want to hear her statement.

Read it to you. So over the next month, I will be working tirelessly to transition the office of attorney

general to the amazing Todd Blan.

Are this, is everybody in the edition? Is everybody work for TPUSA? No. Yes. Yes.

The amazing Todd. That's great. The amazing Todd Blanj. Yeah. And wow.

He's going to, he's going to make the, uh, Statue Liberty, and he's not going to make the Statue Liberty disappear. He's just going to make, uh, the liberties that enthrines a disappear. He's going to make those binders disappear. The, it's going to be the Statue of previously understood liberties.

Anyway, uh, uh, the attorney general to the amazing Todd Blanj.

Well, I just can't even get. I can't. I can't. I can't. It's amazing.

It's amazing. I can't get over this. The amazing Todd Blanj before moving to an important private sector role, I am thrilled about is the only fans and where I will continue fighting for President Trump and his and this administration, leading President Trump's historic and highly successful efforts to make America

safer and more secure has been the honor of a lifetime and easily the most consequential first year of the Department of Justice and American history since February 25, we have secured the lowest murder rate in a hundred and twenty five years secured first ever terrorism convictions against members of Antifa shut up, she had her domestic and transnet Antifa is a CIA app as a chat or FBI.

It's a deep set up Antifa.

“If you think that's real, uh, there's real fruit loops and it but that's what Patriot”

front. I mean, there's almost no real fruit with that's almost all cops. Yeah. But they probably have a little more cities than Patriot front, uh, shattered domestic and transnational gangs across the country, taking custody of more than 90 key cartel figures

in one twenty four favorable rulings at the Supreme Court. I mean, it turnily, I remain eternally grateful for the trust that President Trump placed in me. Whoo. Is that?

I continue fighting for Trump. So right there, you're supposed to fight for us. You dumb. So I, is that thing that I, you know, I heard rumors that Trump referred to his, uh, penis as, uh, trust.

And so maybe that's what she's referring to that he placed his trust inside her. And he, he placed his Trump placed it in me, make America safe again. It's a, is real place in an all of them. I mean, it's such a joke to blame it on one of the other.

Nobody runs the country that you vote for.

“You know, Jimmy, but is it me, but, uh, does it, doesn't pan bondy actually make Erica”

Kirk, like, look like a good person? Yes. I would say that. That's the, that's the beauty. They're neck and neck, though.

Okay, that. Oh, I, I don't want any trouble. You see my great idea for Erica Kirk that she gets Drewski's make up guy and then apologize to herself. Yes.

She said, yes. She should do that. Wow. People will hire me like they should. And then they look like fools.

I'm seeing me in Salt Lake City, Las Vegas, Nevada. May 7th, it's a Thursday special show in Burbank, California, take it's going fast. And then we're going to be in Tulsa, Oklahoma, Oklahoma City, Spokane, Tacoma, go to jimmydoor.com for a link for tickets. So Massey, Thomas Massey destroyed down by Gino or Dan Menjino.

So here's what Dan, by Jenny, he tweets this out.

I'm frequently disappointed in politicians, but Tom Massey defied the odds in my unfortunate experiences with him as he surpassed my lowest expectations. This zero pretends to be a principal defender of liberty, but in the real world he supports third world tyranny. Here are the receipts from a phone call I had with this zero offering him a briefing on multiple

investigations. He was inserting himself into and into by publicly commenting on them rather than affording the subjects of their cases, their constitutional right to do process. Massey shows we wave off the briefings and litigated on Twitter for clicks. Notice I tried to call him back, but he wasn't interested in facts.

It also of note that I never heard a single word from Massey during the process. We engaged in to release the Epstein case docs.

This process played out in media everywhere and yet Massey never reached out.

Not once. It's almost as if he wants to be a moron. As if ignorance is bliss for him. I'm horrified, I once believe this guy was authentic and there's this, he shows you these things.

Turns out, guess what, by the way, Thomas Massey supports third world tyranny. I support first world tyranny, Trump takes away all our rights and charges you more at the gas pump. That's first world tyranny, huh? Third world tyranny was my old punk panties, he's referring to.

So he's going to leave it there. He's going to leave it there, and put it there. But guess what, Dan Bajino got, he got community noted on it. Go ahead and hear the community note, it says the screenshots recycled the same November 2,025 phone logs, a 10 minute call plus a missed follow up.

They show contact occurred, but do not refute the January 6 pipe bomb whistleblower letter on Miss handling retaliation of Massey's staff threat claims. On journal left the FBI in January 26, well, here Thomas Massey replies, he says, Dan, in

“your first call, which I think is the first and last occasion you and I ever spoke, you”

seemed upset that I had received and had released FBI whistleblower information about the pipe bomb investigation. I informed you that your staff had threatened to criminally investigate my staff as retribution against me for a pipe bomb or Epstein activity, three, you threatened to personally finance a defamation suit against reporters on behalf of a subject.

Perhaps it was also a failed threat to sue me. You said those depositions aren't going to fund, aren't going to fund for the people involved. I guess I'm going to be fund for the people involved or something like that. In any case, Deputy FBI director should be financing civil lawsuits against reporters covering cases.

The FBI is working on number four, you said you were going to call every agent in and get to the bottom of the whistleblower issue. Five, you offered me a briefing, but I was going to be tied up until at least six p.m. on the Epstein file transparency act. So I asked, how late I could get to the briefing and you said you were going to leave

the office at five p.m. Five, I asked you a few questions on the call and your answers indicated to me that you were perhaps less informed than me on some of the issues or you were going to be less than forthcoming. A few hours after the call, I received and released new FBI whistleblower information regarding

the all-hands meeting, which matched what you told me in number four above related to concerns that the meeting was called to out the whistleblowers. Whoa, wow, I mean, no, he was, they wanted to, so they wanted to reveal to the public

“who the whistleblowers were, that's what that means.”

Whoa, okay, your second attempted call was the evening I achieved 218 signatures on

last ditch effort to derail the Epstein file transparency act. Not sure why your call log show 136 a.m. You called me in the evening, maybe a dish, note my staff also had the unfortunate pleasure of receiving numerous late night calls on signal from FBI staff telling them there were absolutely nothing in the Epstein case and I should back off.

So by journal response, he says, of course, none of what you just vomited out is even remotely close to what happened, but you know that you were offered an update on the case and you waived it off to continue BSing people on X, you were clear about that on the phone.

“You're a grifter and a fraud, and you know it says that, but do you remember that the”

Pido to the guy got the Epstein transparency act past, right, the he's grifting, you know, to get a bigger congressional salary, what are you talking about he's grifting. He's that, do you remember I informed you that your staff had threatened my staff careful, there are receipts for this, and then Dan Banjino goes silent, so after he leaves it after he said, uh, so Banjino's kind of overdoing it with the hyperbole, I think, he's

really blowing it and without wearing his leather bare outfit too, wow, donkey ball, so brave, so bold, so he got way ratioed, right, so Banjino got like 9,000 likes. But when when, uh, here's Massey, 18,000, he doubled it. Nice. That's a, about Jernos' own thread, uh, I, I, Banjino's, he looks like the kind of guy who likes

a good spanking, so maybe he enjoyed that spanking, I don't know, uh, Dan Banjino promises to take down Thomas Massey by supporting APEC funded candidate El, Ed Galreen, and says Massey is the biggest fraud of his lifetime, he asks, who does he think this works with? Who does he, would it, like you lost it, Dan, it's over for you, the only people who

“still want to talk to you are the kind of people you don't want to be around their mental”

cases, okay, or they're being paid to have an opinion like cathart, okay, let's listen. Come on, let's just, as Dan now, right, I know that she lost it in the way everyone hates Dan. So now, here's a new video, it's called Welcome to two minutes of projection starring Dan Banjino.

Let's do it. Let's do it.

So everything he says here, he's saying about himself, I have never been as disappointed

in a human being in politics as I am in Tom Massey. I largely stayed out of that race and make too many comments on it. There's a people who can talk to you, choose who they want. If they want Tom Massey, I'm, I'm not a resident of that district. I live in Florida, you pick who you want.

Got his opponent coming on in just a little bit about an hour, bless some questions about

“some issues that matter to you, constitutional carry, Ron, NATO.”

However, when I got up there in that position, I could not believe what a fraud this guy was. I mean, like an epic level fraud, but every, I mean, you know, when I was covering up the Epstein files and lying about Epstein killing himself and prison because I saw the files, even though I wouldn't release the files that proved to me.

So, you know, I was just making it up and I was lying and covering up for the PDF files who run the country, oh, that's when I found out Thomas Massey was a fraud. Okay. Think of this guy. I'm telling you.

I have no dog in the fight. I supported him. He is an absolute fraud. fraud.

He, he's, I've never seen a case where a guy would be talking to a mirror more than this.

Okay. Here we go. I decided to do some money-bomb thing and just completely BSing people about my record there. Just lying to your face. I tried multiple times to get this guy to come over to give him a briefing on a case.

He kept loviating about on Twitter, causing a serious problem, by the way. And I thought he believed in due process, supposedly a libertarian wants to try a case on X and he didn't do it. I was there for March until January of this year. You know, many times he came over to visit and asked about these cases despite multiple offers,

cases he kept loviating about, we could have actually told him zero. And there's nothing he's going to tell you. All of his BS responses is fake community notes. It's all a distraction from the fact that he doesn't want to admit that he was offered a detailed briefing within certain parameters on these matters.

He's gloviating about on X in order to attack President Trump and others and due process could have cleared it up for him right away and he just didn't want to do it because he preferred to be stupid. Nothing will change that. He'll try to distract you with his razzle dazzle, his bot army, like we haven't been through

this before.

You think you're the first time that we've, you know, entered into a primary and supported

What do you think?

When we're like newbies at this, I promise I'll far outlast you.

Wow. With his current rating numbers, he could not last a cigarette. How about that? What do you do? Right.

I don't know. What do you, what do you outlast? What? You mean you're going to keep doing your podcast? Leave it there.

Leave it there. Let's leave it there. James says, I find it quite interesting that Manjino went silent and stopped replying to this thread as soon as Thomas Massey advised him that there were receipts. And why are members of the FBI threatening a member of Congress?

I do not like that at all.

“You need to answer Banjino while he didn't.”

It didn't answer. Oh, hey, look, pedal, it's pedal protector, Dan Manjino. Nice. Oh, even there. Come on.

Leave it there. Let's leave it. Look, Superban was the protector of the common folk, okay? And that's just too many people to deal with. The elites want a superhero that only really looks out for a small handful of well-to-do

people, like private security. But with the cool outfit, that's what Dan Manjino is. Looked out of the ground. It's a bird. Play.

No. It's pedal protector, man. He can't leap a building in a single bound. He's not faster than a speeding bullet.

“And he can give half-ass kung-fu moves in a small area.”

And that's good enough for us. It's Dan Manjino. Okay. All right. We got to go to our guest.

Ben Swan's gun? Yeah. There was a comedian in Chicago when I started. His name was Ken Swan. And so I awfully slipped when I'm talking about Ben Swan and saying, Ken Swan.

Ken Swan, very, by the way, Ken Swan was very funny. Right. He goes, you know, I'm originally from Indiana. We have the, we have the lottery there. You only have to name five numbers.

He goes. So we had the big roll over last month. That was comedian Ken Swan, very funny.

“Remember when we told you that Iran said, hey, guess what?”

If the United States tech companies are, if the United States is using these tech companies technology to bomb us and terrorize our country, that makes them a legitimate target. And we're going to hit them. Well, guess what they did. Iran, Iran.

Yeah, Iran says it hit Oracle facilities in the UAE. Oh, no, not Oracle. Oh, no, no, Iran. Stop. Oh, I hope the Barry Weissel report on this.

Oh, Kramigan's Larry Ellison's family. Me too. We'll see what Matt Taiba has to say about this.

Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps claims it has targeted an Oracle data center

in Dubai. United Arab Emirates, according to Iranian state media, the alleged strikes comes only two days after Iran threatened to begin striking American tech giants. It deemed to be assisting America in Israeli military operations in a list reported widely by Iranian state media oracle was explicitly named.

Other companies on the list include Apple, Google, Meta, Microsoft, Hewlett Packard, Tesla, NVIDIA Boeing, IBM, and Cisco Kid was a friend of mine. So what Iran is really doing is they're threatening us with a good time. That's really happening. Oracle has ongoing cloud and AI partnerships with the Department of Defense.

The tech giants, billionaire founder and chairman Larry Ellison, the guy who just bought CBS in Paramount and Warner Brothers, has also as strong ties to the Israeli government. UAE's Ministry of Interior shared a on Twitter that the nation's air defenses had engaged five ballistic missiles and 35 drones originating from Iran on Wednesday, April 1st and 19 ballistic missiles and 26 drones on Thursday, April 2nd.

And while it certainly appears like Iran is making every effort to prove that they're actually on our side. When I say our side, I don't mean the military leads curve, but the ones who pay every single bill of theirs with our hard-earned tax dollars, if you know what I'm talking about, you know.

I never thought that day would come where I would be like, wow, Iran is making some

great points. I never thought that. I mean Iran is already keeping more promises than Trump. The radio and state media reports do not specify when the alleged attack occurred, and Emirati forces have yet to independently confirm any successful strike on Dubai.

A belling cat, oh, we stand with you, we stand with you, we stand with you, we stand

for you, the uh, a belling cat.

“So whenever you see belling cat, you, that's the CIA.”

Okay. That's there might something. That's there pretend independent news outlet. It's just the CIA. So CIA investigation published on Thursday claimed that in the past month, UAE has downplayed

damage, mischaracterized interceptions, and in some instances, not acknowledged successful Iranian drone strikes on the country. The IRGC also said it forces had targeted an Amazon facility in Bahrain. Oh, no, not Amazon. Oh, I've got packages coming.

It looks like somebody's not going to be receiving their fleece line onesies on time. How did you know that was my package? Amazon's going to have to start making a lot of return orders. No, that's what I'm saying. Hey, I'm returning this item because it's mostly incinerated, but it's still in its

original packaging. So, uh, though no damage once reported on Thursday, the Bahrain Ministry of Interior did report dealing with a fire in a facility of a company as a result of the Iranian aggression, okay, Amazon's Cloud Services Division, AWS, that's, uh, is that staying for Amazon Web Services?

That would AWS stands for Amazon's Cloud Services Division, AWS did not confirm if it was its facilities in the Gulf nation that were hit, but an anonymously source financial times report from Wednesday identified it as such, probably just another laundry room fire. Am I right?

Do you think that is like the Lincoln? Yeah.

“Well, I think that actually turned out to be the Ford, the Gerald Ford, uh, that got had”

that fire. I think I misreported that as the Lincoln, but it was a, oh, I think so. That this does remind me of that fire on the USS Ford that didn't cause any damage, but they have to go home right now. This is going to go.

Did you get some? Did you just shit your pants? No, I just remembered something and I have to go home right now. The war has been devastating the broader region for 34 days. Oh, I wonder why they didn't say 33 like the, anyway, the human rights activists, news

agency estimate 166 billion fatalities in Iran alone, including at least 244 children, along

with Iran is really forces have also been striking Lebanon where local officials reported the death toll of 1345 people. Okay. In a televised dress to the nation on Wednesday night, Trump threatened to strike Iranian infrastructure and on Thursday, he celebrated the destruction of a bridge claiming there would be much

more to follow. In his speech on Wednesday night, the president also vowed to take Iran back to the

“Stone Agees, so I guess it's not about liberating their women, huh?”

In his speech on Wednesday night, the president also vowed to take Iran back to the Stone Agees over the next two or three weeks, Trump has recently suggested that American military strikes will cease within the next two or three weeks, as negotiations allegedly continue, but Iranian officials have denied most of his claim they're not negotiating. It's up to Lloyds of London if this is real, but what's facing it?

Let's all pray they don't go after eBay, because you know, you know, they're really dodgy about returns. That's all I'm saying. As a woman that makes her own jewelry, you know that affects me the most, as a gal in the city, making her own jewelry, you know that I'm worried.

So breaking Iran sent a chilling warning to attack massive $30 billion stargate, AI data center in the UAE, oh, oh, no, that's some real damage that with that Iran already announced and attacked Amazon and Oracle data centers in Bahrain and Dubai in two days, life lesson

never take Iranian threats lightly.

Never jokes on them, because a lot of those AI data centers are scam anyway. Yeah. So, so let's listen to the IRGC spokesperson. Should the USA proceed with its threats that Trump made in his speech concerning Iran's

All power plants, energy infrastructure, and information and communication technology of

“the Zionist regime, all similar companies within the region that have Americans, shareholders,”

shall face complete and utter annihilation. Now they've already annihilated our 13 military bases there. They already sent the one of our aircraft carriers home. They already shot, they just shot down one of our jets. So they're not messing around.

They're not messing, and they close the straight of our moves. And so now they're going to, they're not messing, let's listen, keep going. So there it is. There's the derga, you mean they're going after the water stealing, energy draining, humanity, prevailing data centers?

Oh no. So again, oh, here is more to this. Stargate. That's it.

That's what they're targeting.

A one gigawatt AI data center project designed to be the largest AI computing cluster outside the United States with 200 megafaat phasal in part, stargate, partnership with top tier American companies. There they are. That guy.

Oh, yeah. He's not creepy. Yeah. Altman. There's the Microsoft.

There's which one is that? Oh, I missed David Solomon of something. Yeah. Anyway, so Iran's not messing around. And I think if anything could get Trump to end this war, it's if them pummeling their data

centers and screwing up all our tech companies. The insurance thing and who are moves, and I like this background picture of the stages of growing a beard. Trump's poll numbers are tanking, but you know he's going to put a positive spin on it. I had the absolute, I had the best absolute hundred percent collapse and popularity that

any prints. Nobody's ever seen anything like this. There's a terrific collapse. I can believe it. I even beat Joe Biden's collapse and he can't even find his zipper because he put his

pants on backwards again. And he wears his underwear on the outside of his pants that he can't. So here it is. This is from interactive polls, national poll by UMass Amherst, President Trump approval rating 33%.

“But 100% of MAGA likes him and his Trump is MAGA, that's how we got the 100%.”

So this is his lowest approval in either term. Did you know that? The lowest approval in either term Trump's net approval on key issues, ready? Immigration minus 25 jobs minus 31 tariffs minus 36 inflation minus 47 even though Trump keeps saying there is no inflation.

U.S. military against Iran approved 29% disapproved 54%. And that's at the start of the war. It only goes down from there. When they started the Iraq war, I think George Bush had somewhere near 80% approval, maybe.

That's right. And Trump all only has 29%. That's the only thing ever thought you could start with with three this way. What's that? No one thought you could start with with three this way after promising not to start with

with three. We hit it. So Trump's job approval rating percent approved. So in March, it was 33 approved 62 disapproved, that was, no, let's, let's go this way. So in April of 2024, he had a 44% approval 51 disapproved.

July, he had 38 approved and 56 disapproved. And now he's down to 33 approved 62 disapproved. And now I know what's this, I could say, you sure it's not the IQs of the people that approve. So what?

“Now you remember CNN did the fake poll where they said he got 100% support from”

Maga? Well, I guess they had to correct the ship because watch this. Cool. Take a look here. Take a look at Donald Trump's overall net up for rating.

This is the lowest of his term.

The lowest of his second term, we're talking about minus 17.17 points underwater and unlike

in Donald Trump's first term in which he was negative basically throughout his entire term. Trump actually started off and positive territory here in his second term. But now he is at the lowest point of his second term. But there's an even bigger comparison to be made.

Okay. So obviously Trump was elected once back in 2016, then he took a four year break. And then, of course, he's serving his second term in its second presidency. So I went back and I looked at all of the presidents at this point in a presidency.

Donald Trump is the lowest ever.

“The lowest ever at this point in a presidency, lower than Joe Biden, lower than Jimmy Carter,”

lower than Ronald Reagan, he is lower than all of them. All of them at this point in a presidency, you know, you can make any sort of swimming comparison you want. Maybe you want to make a comparison with a diver like Greg Leuguin is maybe you want to make a swimming comparison, Michael Phelps.

Maybe if you're me, like an old Jewish soul, you want to make a comparison with Mark Spitz. Either way, he is very much. He is very much.

Woodrow Wilson Woodrow Wilson's second term.

He kept us out of the war. What were you saying about Trump? He didn't start any new wars. He was the perfect vehicle for these assholes to get world worth re-going. He kept us out just like...

That's right. They have what? They're not creative.

“They use the same old plot they've always used.”

World War One's the same thing. Oh, we got this guy say we won't go to war and look at what happened. And now it's time for a repeat. So another huge win, Iran War drops Trump's net approval to minus 17 points. This renders him the most unpopular US president at this point in his term in modern history.

More food for thought from the outlet, Iraq War net approval plus 56.

Iran War net approval minus 28. Well, that's weird. It's almost like all that money, APAC spends, doesn't really change really well. Much like our invasions of other countries on behalf of Israel. We can't really change hearts and minds because people could smell bullshit.

So he beats Biden's historic low, beats Bush's historic low, beats Carter's historic low, beats Reagan's historic low, woo. He's winning. It's not incompetence. This is on purpose.

If you think this is on purpose, I don't know how because you heard Trump talk already, you know, he already knows exactly what the problem was until we got elected pointing it out. That's why now he's exact opposite. Let's watch.

Here's a little more from CNN.

This is no April Fool's show. This is the ZAS for all these numbers are the ZAS for President Trump. I mean, let's just talk about inflation, which is the name of the game. Okay, highest disapprovales on inflation about this time in a presidency. Whenever you have Joe Biden and Jimmy Carter on the board and you're matching them or

slightly exceeding them when it comes to inflation, you know it's bad. Look at the 72% and our latest CNN poll say they disapprove of the president on inflation. Joe Biden and Average are polls at this point in his presidency, 68% and Jimmy Carter, whose presidency, just like Joe Biden, who's absolutely wrecked by inflation, was it 66% about at this point in his presidency back in 1978 Donald Trump even worse than they are.

So you see it here and the one word is or phrase I might say is, oh my goodness, gracious, what a disaster. It just put it so interesting here is inflation was way higher. Yes. So they just right now voters don't like what the president is doing on it, even if it is

in his high as it was at these other times. What about gas prices? What about gas prices, which of course is part of this inflation picture, only making this

“nine number climb ever higher, how about disapprove on gas prices?”

Okay, disapprove of ratings on gas prices. Biden's worst number, his worst number in any poll I could find was 72% disapprove of Joe Biden on gas prices. Donald Trump right now in our CNN poll, 76%, 76%, 3 in 4 Americans disapprove of the way that Donald Trump is handling gas prices.

And again, the gas prices were higher during Biden, but the increase has been so dramatic on, under the last month, under Donald Trump, we're talking about an increase of about a dollar. It's the highest increase that we've seen since at least 1991 in terms of raw dollars. No wonder this number is so high, he is beating or doing even worse than Joe Biden was

on gas prices, which of course was such a major issue. So talk about his disapproval on the economy, put it into historical perspective. Okay, see you see the gas prices here, disaster. You see the inflation here, disaster. How about the economy, you know, you mentioned it was the worst in terms of the approval

rating for Donald Trump in any poll we've conducted. How about highest disapproval on the economy about this point in term two? Look at this. These are the worst. In our poll, 69% disapprove of Donald Trump on the economy.

For George W. Bush, it was 57% in terms of the average Barack Obama 56%, Donald Trump is crushing him on a metric. You don't want to be crushing anybody on, which is disapproval ratings on the economy. These double digits, of course, I was looking at some other polling data also above the 57% and 56% the worst of all time at this point in term number two, it's the economy dragging

Trump down being, of course, accelerated by inflation being so bad and of course, the gas prices just standing up. It's like a pancake tower and you're just reaching the top and this is not a tower you want to climb. One of the things you do with when you do with economic sentiment is how people feel

So what are the prediction mark it's saying about where they see inflation go? Yeah, where do the, where does the calcium prediction mark it say that we're going on inflation? Chance CPI year over year is above 4% and any month in 2026, 64% that would be the first time since 2023.

So the inflation tower that we're going up, it seems like there are more steps on a stairway certainly not to have more like hell if you're the president of the United States. Yeah, I mean, the White House certainly doesn't want the predictions if you write about this. Yeah.

“That's why they're not mentioning Israel causing this problem.”

And so that's right. And so now let's watch CNN's resident, uh, Master Bader. Ha ha. Oh, he's back. Yeah.

And here's what he has to say.

But it is a new law. Well, as you noted, if the economy is the top issue for Americans and used to be a strong suit of Donald Trumpson, he is at a record low on that, that becomes a problem. You noted his overall approval in our poll 35% just look over time, Sarah. You say the change.

There hasn't been much change since last October. He has been consistently at this low point for quite some time now. That's what's giving Republicans on Capitol Hill, who are up for reelection this year, a little bit of heart palpitation. If you look at his approval by party, you'll also see that his biggest drop is among

Republicans. We are seeing some slippage among the president's own partisans. He's now at 80% approval among Republicans in January. That was 87%. He's down at 26% approval within Independence era.

So that's three out of four of Independence disapproves of him.

“Do you think you have to do with him not doing the things he said and doing the exact”

opposite around those times?

I think I might get something to it, uh, that also will give a lot of worry to Republicans on Capitol Hill. Okay, so it doesn't look good for the Republicans, which is why they have a record number of Republican senators and congressmen resigning before the midterms. Some people are predicting that Donald Trump will be forced to resign by the party.

They'll say, hey, look, they got the votes to impeach you, they got the votes in the Senate, and you got to resign. And then you J. D. Vance to go. I never liked this. And then you'll be a new puppet that said that's the game Kurt.

Yep. And then so that'll be J. D. Vance. He'll come in and end the war and he'll be the new guy and that's a technocrat puppet. But he is a, I'm going to guess he is a, uh, everything Whitney Webb said he would be a technocrat puppet and a liar, just like he's been born out, correct many times.

Hasn't she? I didn't want to believe Whitney Webb.

She turned out to be correct.

Yep. Hey, this is Jimmy. Who's this? What's that good? It's cash to tell.

Oh, shoot. What? [laughter] I'm happy I direct her cash, but tell. So nice to hear from you.

What have you been up to? I, you know, made it, routed up the honey's and confiscating illicit money. I see. Well, somebody has to do it. Absolutely.

Did he kidding? Enforcing the law while at the same time absorbing a constant pulse of female desire. I'm uniquely qualified for him. I hear you've thought I have had quite a week this week. Quite the week indeed.

Quite the week indeed. [laughter] 28, 29, 30 seconds. Fuck yeah. Fuck it.

Fuck it. Fuck it. Yeah, he's not slowed up. Oh shit. Why?

All right. Settle down. Please. Tell us what? About the week of years.

So Jimmy, I was a victim of a document leak. Yeah. FBI director cash, but tell. By Iran state actors or proxies using hackers. And said hackers were able to obtain emails and photographs of mine.

Personal information so on and so forth. So there it is on my personal ship. It's just out there dude. This must feel violating.

“Is it embarrassing to go through something like this?”

Not all dude, not for me. Because you have super thick skin? No, because people already knew that I was boring a shit in real life. The only information only validated that. The pictures were of me sniffing cigars, smoking cigars.

As if to say, hey, remember how in the 90s cigars were a supermanly thing. Is that still happening? No. Pictures of me sitting in extensive cars that I don't own. This is the celebrities that I've begged them for.

Me next to famous landmarks.

No one else. No, I see.

“Once again showing what everybody already knew.”

Despite all the shit talking, I'm five foot four and a half.

That's no friends. And I have the voice of a trans man. Oh, my God. There was literally nothing embarrassing or incriminating in those leaks at all. Probably only 1% of adult American males could say that.

It's the same shit happens to them. Which in its own way is embarrassing a shit. But just personally not politically. And then another source pointed to a potential account belonging to you on a porn site. Yeah.

That was my account on next video. Shocker. Give me some time to watch porn. And masturbate to set porn.

I know that sounds insane.

But I've heard maybe there's like two or three other guys in the world who do that too. All right. Point taken.

“But at the end of the day, this was a leak dude from an enemy combat.”

He was a cyber attack on me personally. So in a way, he felt kind of cool. Technically, I am in the war. Part of the war has to do with me, which is pretty fucking sick. I'm a war fighter dude.

Don't even step bitch. All right. Well, thank you for your service. Thank you, dude. That means a lot to me actually.

So needless to say, we could not let this act of aggression go unanswered. It was imperative that we retaliate and swiftly. Against a rand or it's primed or it's proxies. Ideally, yes, but in a humiliating turn of events, we proved unable to breach their firewalls. Yet another indicator that this war is going absolutely horribly.

Something we need to obscure from the public. So what target did you retaliate against? Christy Knome's husband. I know about this. That was you.

You hacked into his phone. We already had a dude. Of course it was us who leaked it. But we have all that shit on everybody. We just sit on until we need it.

We're the FBI dude. We are still the house for Chad Gerville. Ah, I see. We should accomplish several things with one blow. Show now awesome.

I am at this shit, namely one. People forgot all about me with shades on and a convertible too. Distracted from our ability to hack our end back. And three through a former Trump loyalist and our entire fucking family. Otherwise, I would take the personal destruction son.

And you did destroy them. Oh, for sure, dude. There is no coming back from that plastic titty shit. No. Ironically, Jay Ecker would have been way into this.

But yeah, you were out of the conservative club if you get caught with that perm shit. They're all into it, dude. For sure, but you cannot get caught. You can't happen. And he took pics of himself like that, dude.

I know. And put them in the cloud. I know.

“I'm solving the mirror alone. These fucking freaks can help themselves do to fucking kill them. Me look at a vanilla ass evil lobby of this on X videos, probably doesn't seem so fucked up now, does it?”

Probably not. What I want to know is where did he keep those huge plastic titties? Like where in the house? Where his wife or his kids couldn't find them? Like did he have to disguise them? Like what if a dog got them and thought it was a chew toy? They'd have to shoot them a little fuck or two. Oh my god.

I'm going to investigate. That's my next case. Where the item titties brought. Okay. Sounds good.

So basically, I took my only my very own not-perverted sex scandal document leak and replaced it with the most

perverted sex scandal he can recent memory. The less they got actually FBI dogs alongside that other shit, which I doubt. I'm fucking golden dude. I'm taking Randy and I'm the Harlem cheesecake factory and get that good good stupid fuck up dude. All right. All right. You sure they didn't get any FBI emails? I mean, I doubt it.

Why do you doubt it? Because that would be so fucking bad that my brain can't see for this. So I have to say that it could not have happened. Ugh. Well, I'm sure you're right. Well, we gotta go. Bye. Director Patel. Wait, wait. Hold that dude. What do you mean? This is not clutch. Okay. Bye-bye.

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