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So, here's another complete Trump flip-flop. This is, again, the greatest con job of any campaign in presidential history was Donald Trump. And so, you know what the Pfizer is?
“So, Pfizer is when the government can spy on you without a real warrant, right?”
So, that's, what does Pfizer even stands for foreign intelligence, surveillance act? I'm pretty sure. So, they, so, if the FBI, they want to get, they want to tap your phone or spy on you. They go to the special court where you're not allowed to know about it and you're not allowed to prevent a, a, a present a defense.
And so, basically, it's just a rubber stamp that, if they want to spy on you, meaning tap your phone, go into your email, whatever they want, they can do it, right? So, it's called Pfizer and Trump used to be 100% against this because they used it against him. And not only do they do this, but the FBI got caught lying 17 times to the Pfizer court
during Russia gate, and who said that, the inspector general said that they lied. So, Donald Trump was against this when it was used against him, right? So, he's what he used to say, kill Pfizer. It was illegally used against me and many others. They spy on my campaign and they did, and he was right about that.
But now he's flipped, and now he's four Pfizer, and they're going to renew Pfizer.
And here's what Owen Stroyer, a, a, formally of, uh, info awards said, Trump two years
ago ran on kill Pfizer, the illegal spying that is very unpopular. Today Trump is urging Congress to pass Pfizer, which he ran against and continues to illegally spy on Americans.
“So, it's, it's anti-constit, it's against the Constitution, right?”
So, you know, the Constitution doesn't really mean much because they just passed laws that contradicted, and nobody ever, it says anything. Here's what Donald Trump is saying about, I don't, do I need to read you this whole thing? Do you think, uh, should I read this? I'm working.
There's a part where he goes back on everything he's, uh, yeah, this is him going back. He goes, I am working very hard with our great speaker Mike Johnson, along with Chairman
Jim Jordan and Chairman Rick Crawford, to get a clean extension of Pfizer 702 through the
House of Representatives this week. There's nothing clean about it, that there's a clean extension. Well, he's about James Komi, who is not arrested or charged with anything that he's going to fucking trash. Uh, I am asking Republicans to unify and vote together on the test vote to bring a clean
bill to the floor. We need to stick together when this bill comes before the House rules committee today and keep it clean. When the dirty cop James Komi, the failed head of the FBI went after me, he was using Pfizer title one, the domestic collection, not Pfizer 702, the foreign collection, which needs
to be extended today, while parts of Pfizer were illegally and unfortunately used against me in the Democrats disgraceful witch on an attack in the Russia and Russia, Russia hoax and perhaps would be used against me in the future. I'm willing to risk giving up my rights and privileges as a citizen for our great military and country, our military patriots desperately need Pfizer 702 and it's one of the reasons
we have had. I can't wait to see what Simpul has to say about how he spends this in two, something that it isn't. Uh, we have nothing. We have nothing.
We have nothing. No, nothing protects our troops more than removing all the constitutional freedom from their families back at home. So they're fighting for taking away my freedoms, is what he just said? Yeah, I am smoking with it.
Thank you, heroes. Spoken with many in our military, you say Pfizer's necessary in order to protect our troops overseas, as well as our people here at home.
“Yeah, the best way to protect you is take away your rights and have the government spy”
on you on constitutionally. Donald Trump is what is, maybe the biggest douchebag in the history of douchebags. Glenn, I mean, that's unreal. So Glenn, great. It is.
Glenn Greenwald says Trump who claimed validly that he was the victim of politically motivated spying is now demanding an extension of domestic spying powers under Pfizer 702 with no reforms. Just like Obama did, just like Biden, just like Pelosi and Mike Johnson demanded, beautiful bipartisan deep state service. So this is the uniparty.
This is what, but it's he Pelosi.
So now Donald Trump is exactly parroting the same stuff that Joe Biden said.
“Obama said, and it's he Pelosi said, they're the same.”
Through the same, congratulations, hooray. And here is, this was Mike Johnson before Mike Johnson is yet again urging that the law used by the NSA to spy on Americans without warrants, be renewed with no limits of any kind. Just months before becoming Speaker, he told me nothing more urgent. So this is him months before he became Speaker.
This is what Mike Johnson was saying about Pfizer. That is what keeps us up at night when we're worried about what has become of these agencies that have such broad and expensive powers. Do you see what I mean? He's not just saying he's going to vote yes or no, he's saying this issue, this concern
is so pressing to me that it keeps me up at night.
The secrecy of the FBI, the ability of the U.S., security takes a spy on Americans. It is in with no limits. It keeps him up at night, he said, just in July of 2023. You know, the top law enforcement agency in the country that is supposed to be protecting and serving the American people has been used against them, it's violating the privacy
of Americans. It is trampling upon their fundamental constitutional rights. And it goes without check because, you know, what so many people are frustrated about is, you know, they ask me today, why can't you guys get accountability, why can't you bring some order to this?
Well, you know, the political reality is here that people sometimes forget is we only have the majority in one house of Congress right now and it's a very majority of that. We don't have in Congress the ability to, you know, indict someone from violating the law or to put him on trial and a court, all we can do is put him on trial and the court of public opinion.
That's what the hearings are. And then bring legislative reforms to do our best to ensure that these abuses cannot happen again in the future. He said the only thing we can do is bring legislative reform to ensure these abuses do not happen again.
He becomes speaker. There's pending legislation to do exactly that that has bipartisan support to do exactly that to reform the powers of the US, security states and they can no longer spy on us in secret and abuse their spying powers and other powers for politicized domestic ends. He said that's the thing I'm eager to do because this keeps me up at night.
“There ability to abuse their spying powers in secret with no checks that's what he told”
me. And then he become a speaker and there's legislation that has the support of both parties designed to do precisely what he said he was so eager to do. And then he not only becomes a yes vote or a no vote rather on the reforms, a yes vote to renew the powers of no reform, he becomes the primary strategist to ensure that it passes
the House.
And so here's what's really going on.
GOP leaders delay a Pfizer vote amid GOP. So the GOP the Republicans are rebelling against it. House GOP leaders postpone to Wednesday procedural vote on an extension of a key federal spy powers program as they scramble to land a deal with hardliners around changes, acknowledging the truly clean extension that President Donald Trump is demanding is currently dead on a
rival in the chamber. It's fucking better be the only thing clean about this entire group is Benjamin Netanyahu's laundry Bernie brings it to the White House. Yeah, I also was asshole after Trump let's go ahead and come to a toilet. There are ongoing discussions around modifying the clean 18-month extension of the surveillance
authority known as Section 702 of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act or Pfizer that Trump is ordering. So what, again, if you don't know what it is, it means the government can spy on you without a warrant and you don't, it's unconstitutional, GOP leader.
“In the definition of city state, that's how they did it.”
A secret trial someone slips a thing and there's these to this day, there's sculptures with this mouth. You didn't form on people. Oh really? No law that's like written, you just know not just talk about the weather, don't bother
the leaders. So the Republican leaders acknowledged in private conversations Tuesday night and publicly Wednesday morning that at least some tweaks are necessary to quella Republican rebellion that could lead to Section 702's expiration April 20th. Republican leaders are still hoping to hold a procedural vote later Wednesday to pave the
way for floor consideration of the measure. If they can strike an agreement with holdouts around some changes, a final vote would then happen around 10 p.m. Wednesday. That's tonight. No, when you see this video tomorrow, which will be Thursday, we'll know what the, but
Speaker Mike Johnson was non-committal in an interview late Wednesday morning.
If that all could still happen, we'll see he said conversations around potential changes
“picked up Tuesday night, holdouts are asking for guardrails on the program, including”
ward requirements. Yeah. They just want you to get a warrant. The White House is open to making changes in this regard, but likely in a more watered down capacity, then so Trump is the thing he claimed to paint.
Well, this is up to Israel. So, this is up to Israel at the end of the day because Israel owns half the politicians because they are cannibals. This is up to Israel, this is, it's exactly your exact, if it's, if Israel's hand were any farther up Trump's ass, they'd be yanking the gold fillings out of his teeth.
Ultra conservatives are also pushing house Republican leaders and the White House to follow
through on a previous promise to advance a ban on central bank digital currency known
as CBDC. So, this is a good, this is where you like ultra conservatives. This is good. Is it like ultra orthodox when they want to marginalize the Jews from more genocidal maniacs?
No, they call them ultra orthodox? Yes. House GOP leadership and the White House are pushing for a longer section 702 extension in exchange for advancing that policy and other reforms while some hardliners want the promise CBDC banned past as a standalone rather than attached to the Pfizer bill.
You already leader Steve Scalese said in an interview that White House officials, GOP leaders and Republican holdouts are discussing some potential amendments. We're still negotiating. He maintained GOP leaders and White House officials won't incorporate any changes that undermine the underlying government.
Sir, so they're not, he's saying no, we're not going to keep spying on you illegally. Nothing less, nothing has been agreed to in Scalese said in an earlier interview, leaders were likely to incorporate minor tweaks into the procedural rule, see, you're not, this is not a democracy, this, you know, this is not a, the people don't want this at all. So far, however, conversations have not sufficiently moved the needle, hardliners aren't
budging, continuing resisting renewed calls from Trump and an increasing aggressive pressure campaign from the administration. That includes a detailed presentation from CIA director John Radcliffe on Wednesday morning, closed door house GOP conference meeting on a need for a clean extension.
“They're going to be pictures of them fucking eight orgies, that's what the morning, that's”
of the close or conference. Yeah, here's why you need to pass that. That's exactly what the pressure to them. So when he says that we're still negotiating Kurt, he means that there's still planting hidden cameras, cameras in hotel rooms for when the representatives are caught with a hooker
and desperately need a way out of that situation. Yeah, we got to just do one big party. This would build a bridge, just had emergency meeting that was, like, almost totally not covered. That's right.
Yeah, that's where they're getting this together for the fires at thing and puppet Trump. And so GOP reps, Michael Cloud of Texas and Andrew Clyde of Georgia and other hardliners stood up in the GOP conference meeting to raise their concerns about a clean reauthorization and continued push for overhauling the program.
“By the way, I love, have you ever heard, um, Cloud and Clyde in the morning?”
You're listening to Cloud and Clyde in the morning. Now let's check traffic on the I-70 with Buzz LePirer and his helicopter. Hey, Buzz, what's going on? Same as every other day at this time, you jack off back to you in the studio. Sub-Republicans grew irritated that rat cliff, the CA director, Phillip Buster, until close
to the end of the meeting scheduled conclusion to avoid taking challenging questions, according to four people in the meeting. Even before the rule vote was postponed, several rank and file members said they were not confident the rule would be adopted. There are some who will vote against the rule for sure.
It's a math issue. And so here Thomas Massey, of course, is against this. He says, I will be voting no on the final passage of the Pfizer 702 reauthorization bill. If it does not include a warrant provision and other reforms to protect United States citizens right to privacy yesterday, I offered three amendments to fix the program.
But they were not allowed last night in the three amendments that he once was that you got to get a warrant. You can't just do this without a warrant.
The number the second one is, you can't do reverse targeting.
So what this means is, let's say they really want to spy on Jimmy Dorr in the United States. So, instead of spying on Jimmy Dorr, they go to the Pfizer court and say, hey, we want to spy on this guy in Italy that Jimmy Dorr is talking to. So they go and spy on the guy in Italy, but they gather up all the stuff I'm saying to him.
That's how they're effectively that's spying on a citizen.
So that's called reverse targeting. He wants to get rid of that.
“He wants to get rid of the using it for Wi-Fi and internet communications.”
So very well, good job by Democrats aren't expected to help Republicans overcome the procedural rule. And even though some of them supported reauthorization without policy changes at this time, the top Democrats on the House Intelligence and Judiciary Committees, like Representative Jim Himes of Connecticut, Jamie Raskin of Maryland, discussed a joint proposal for a package
of Pfizer overall provisions at third party's weekly caucus meetings Monday morning,
which they plan to attempt to advance if the Republican rule fails according to two people in the meeting. A fail-safe option, if negotiations don't yield results soon, is to pursue a very short-term clean extension, possibly a few months to buy. So what they're saying is they're going to vote on to extend the Pfizer rule just for a
few months. That's what's going to happen. Yeah, that's probably what's going to happen. Glenn Greenwald said just months after telling me that the NSA spying powers must be reformed because of abuse, Mike Johnson became the speaker.
One of the first things he did was vowed to bring the spying bill to the floor to be renewed with no reforms.
When asked about the contradiction, here's what he said, basically what he's going to tell
you is that, well, I now know an information that you don't so shut up. So all the abuses that the FBI, the terrible abuses over and over and over the hundreds of thousands of abuses, and then went up a key speaker, I went to the scaffold and got the confidential briefing from sort of the other perspective on that to understand the necessity of the Section 702 of Pfizer and how important it is for national security, and it gave me a different perspective. So I encourage all the members to go to the classified briefing and hear all that and see it so they can evaluate the situation for themselves.
“And I think some opinions have changed both ways, but that's part of the process you've got to be fully informed.”
Have you been, how about we get informed? Is skiff a rabbi? Right. Rabbi skiff said they need it. Don't scumbag.
Thomas Massey says I'm going to compete.
So that's what he said. Yeah, I was against the before was speaker and had power to do some about it. Now that I have power to do some about it, I'm going to pretend that I saw some secret information that makes me not want to do what I proclaimed that one. So Thomas Massey says I'm going to continue to support the valid constitutional position that Trump, Jordan and Vance have all expressed in the past. No Pfizer reauthorization without a warrant requirement.
So there's Donald Trump saying it. There is some saying it twice, killed Pfizer. If the Pfizer bill is passed tonight in the House floor, I will quickly veto it. Our country has suffered enough through the Great. So.
And here's. Well, Tracy, this is how you know the Epstein files are real real bad. You fatty it. This is how because I'll bet you he's going to tweet about how this is bad and he's somehow not going to make the connection to why it's suddenly opposite day. The same people who spy down President Trump's campaign are now fighting against a warrant requirement in the new Pfizer bill makes you wonder.
So now Jim Jordan has flipped out in this position. So is JD Vance. JD Vance like my two cents on Pfizer, it is absurd to reauthorize the program without significant changes. Even the ways domestic surveillance has been abused. I will vote a corner.
So now JD Vance is so they've all flipped on this. So they're going to a room at suck baby's dick and I convinced them. Justin Amash says the man who spent years whining that the government illegally spied on his campaign is now demanding Congress let him spy on every American without a warrant. Pfizer 702 is the real threat to Americans privacy, warrantless surveillance, a US person under the guys of targeting foreigners far bigger than the title one abuse Trump complained about. Stop electing hypocrites who trust the Constitution.
Tell Congress no on Pfizer 702 and Donald Trump is the hypocrite who is now trusting the Constitution. Hey, you know, here's another great way you can help support the show.
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Thanks for your support. So they had a, they tried to do a turning point event with JD Vance. Nobody showed up. Well, not nobody, but they booked this big stadium and maybe a quarter of it was, had people in it three so three quarters empty.
It's like a real turning point sounds like a real turning point and she claim...
And but JD Vance did and she claims the reason why was that she was threatened. Not JD Vance, that she better show up bitch because I helped you. So here is, you want to see it here is, look how empty it is. This is, this is the thing they booked her watch. I'll show it. They, they only put like a quarter of the seats on the floor and they took away the rest of them and there's nobody in the sides or the back.
Was it the Thursday night show, maybe? Maybe, you know, maybe it's, you know, it's summer. I bet it'll pick up on the weekend and you see how bad TPUSA is doing under the leadership of Erica Kirk. They could only afford to hire enough people to pretend to want to see her to fill up a quarter of the thing. Well, in fairness to her, a bet she wouldn't be doing as poorly if she hadn't very obviously helped kill her husband with his real.
Uh, you know, a bet you people would look at her better. You know, but I, comedians can relate to this, Kurt, because you remember the early days of comedy clubs when they didn't advertise enough to fill the room and to say I'd say this is going to be a growth experience for her and when I say growth, I mean, she's going to get severely depressed and start overeating. I mean, it sounds like my current road.
Here's what she said why she didn't show up because I was so looking forward to tonight's event at the
University of whatever with our president, JD van vice president, JD van. So I wanted to grab him by the back and I had anyway, but after all, our family has been through.
“I'd take my security team's recommending days is extremely seriously. You're still using that same one that got Charlie killed, right?”
Take him seriously. I like I shouldn't say something with her kids. It's just a take care of because we're the fuck are they? So, um, I'd just say, man, how could you possibly spot any suspicious characters with a stadium filled with capacity with all those people? So, what's also interesting and Candice pointed this out, that they pretended that Charlie Kirk appointed her. He said at a thing and asked him that if I'm ever killed, that she should become, I appoint her the chairman of the company of this TPUSA.
And that makes a lot of sense. First of all, that was at that never happened and they made it was an AI voice thing that they invented.
They weren't even hiding it. They just didn't talk about it and people were like, wait, he recorded that and it was AI. And Willy, what's his name sent it to me? And I was like, what the? So was that tasteless, you think? So, so what Candice says is really Charlie was was so worried that he was going to get assassinated that he would then want his wife to take the same job and be exposed to being assassinated too. That doesn't make it. Of course it doesn't make it. It's with my parents and take over fundraising. Take it all I want. Yeah, as a trad, as a traditionalist, Jimmy.
As a trad. Here's Andrew Colbert. He's the, he's the chief liar over there now. And he went on Fox News and watched this. I mean, it was a really unfortunate experience for me, too.
“Just to have to watch that very difficult decision get made, which I think is the first time that we've ever had to make that decision.”
And turning point history, but everything that happened with Charlie, obviously his assassination, we're still, you know, grieving that and you saw what happened with Savannah Hernandez, one of our TPUSA frontlines, reporters in Minneapolis. And to see the security team, you know, tell us, we cannot guarantee your safety. We recommend that you don't do this. Was a really chilling moment for all of us to kind of have to internalize and experience and realize that Erica Kirk is, you know, her children are one parent away from being orphans. And sometimes you just have to say, listen, it's sometimes you just have to say, well, it's worth risking it.
I guess we'll keep her as the chairman of this company. Yeah, I mean, all the death threats. And I, especially like, look, I just chilling. But I mean, you got to admit the security team's getting better if they knew to warn her that it wasn't safe this time. What about the others? I was like, they're improving. Did the other three forts of the potential crowd also get that same notification?
“And that's why they didn't show up? Is that what happened? That's why I didn't go. My security team said, don't go. It's not safe.”
Right now, what's most important is your safety is your security and your children, your family, let your team handle this, let us do what we can do.
And so, you know, I obviously was horrified at the reason why, but I was honored to stand in and pinch it for Erica last night.
I was grateful for the vice president to, um, that we didn't have to ultimate...
He was willing to get killed. Uh, he was willing to take a bullet. Kirk's more important than J.D. Vance. Eric, you're already. More important than J.D. Vance. They couldn't guarantee her, Sacy, I'm sure the assassin would, oh, I can't get Erica Kirk. I might as well not go if it's just the vice president of the United States there. So, what? And they say it with the straight face and they can only say it on Fox because nowhere else would anybody,
“what, be able to maintain a straight face when this guy left. Andrew Colbert is the worst way.”
They are all bad liars of Mikey McCoy, the, the, the Neth guy, the Turk guy, the overly sincere, indignant Frank Turk. You would have, he's such a clown ass clown.
And they never were good liars, but now that everyone knows to look for it, it's, it doesn't have to either get better at it.
Because if you go back through history of all the things that your lifetime, none of them hold up. And they wouldn't have, if we had the internet at the time, like 9/11, find the passport, the rubble, that kind of shit. They always have sucked at it. They just made you stupid. Here we go. So here's some comments. Sam Parker says, why is the vice president ignoring these threats?
Oh, AI Charlie said he would have wanted them to agree with us threats. He left Charlie at two Dying wishes, please let my wife take over the company and trickle that you go over and keep
a company this second. I'm dead. And I would also like JD Vance to put his life in danger at
these dangerous, dangerous. Just look for furries. It's easy. Yeah, Clint Russell says, the threat assessment was too high for you, but it was acceptable for the second in command for the federal government.
“Other people noticed this. Yes. Good. So the vice president could, but you could it?”
I don't know man. Seems suspect to me. Clint Russell, I think he's right about that. Because she is JD Vance. Yes. Wait, the vice president can attend, but you can't because of a security threat because you're more threatened than the vice president. Are you effing arted? Alex Cole says, so it was safe for the vice president, but not you. What's man? Shabbat's alone. Shabbat's alone. As the Catholic say, Shabbat's alone. As the Catholic say,
I can't so in retweet in her. And here's what she says, stop. This is exhausting. You pulled out
because of bad ticket sales for the same reason. TP faith had to reschedule the pastor's summit and various others quietly. People don't believe you and don't line up for you because you struggle to tell the truth about even the most basic facts. Where in the video of Charlie's appointing you as CEO weeks before? Where is that video? The secret service sits above your security team. Where they're actually a viable threat. The vice president would not have continued the event.
Your closest threat is the shit public relations team you hired that continues to operate under the delusion that they are smarter than the public. They aren't. Hey, they were assigned to her by the government first of all. Yeah. And listed a JD Vance willingly throwing his political future away over this. We know that Trump, Caspatel, and the feds are covering this up and he's going right along with it. Well, you're telling me Peter Teele's Manchurian candidate is on a
Comikazi mission. I don't believe you. That's, that's listen. So Erica's struggling with this. And of course, that's terrible. Unspeakable. Most of us cannot even put ourselves in her shoes while at the same time. You know, she's trying to make sure that Charlie's legacy doesn't die. And in that context, everybody is attacking her over everything and they're lying about her. And it's one of the most disgraceful things that I've ever seen in public life.
And I've seen a lot of crazy stuff in my life as a political leader. And I will tell you that the people who tell you I was there with her. I was holding her hand. My wife was hugging her while we loaded Charlie's body onto Air Force 2 and said the Lord's prayer. The people telling you that Erica wasn't grieving her husband or full of shit. And we need to be honest about that. Wait, so wait a minute. Wait a minute, Kurt. So they let you personally load Charlie's body on
“to Air Force 2. Was that so you could remove the explosive device from his t-shirt?”
What is happening? I was like, shut up, Ushia, like, Ukraine doesn't. Yeah, shut up Ushia. Project Constitution, uh, weighed in and said, um, gaslighting 101. J.D. Vance Defense, Erica Kirk. She really is a grieving weed widow. The latest defense from Vice President J.D. Vance is exactly the kind of gaslighting the American public has come to expect from the establishment. While Vance claims we are lying about Erica Kirk. He can be ignored the
Mountain of evidence we presented.
ever seen. Really, J.D. You want to talk about disgraceful. Let's talk about the facts. She's
said you're so certain we're lying. Let's go down a list of what we've actually called out. The lies we've exposed for at Watchuka. Where we lying about her being at Fort Watchuka on September 8, just two days before Charlie's death were you were you with her then J.D.
“Were you the one on the SAM Triple Zero plane? That's the codename they have for a very important”
person on a plane and that's the plane had that. The CEO fraud. Were we lying about her faking the audio of Charlie supposedly appointing her as CEO? If anything happened why isn't the original on it a clip ever been released? The inner circle where were we lying about every single person in her orbit from Victor Marks to her Romanian charity associates being connected to trafficking or high level arms deals? The legacy betrayal where we lying about her immediately taken money from
the same donors who were pressuring Charlie the ones he turned down because they wanted to warp
his American first mission into a globalist war machine. The alibi question van says he was there
holding her hand as they loaded Charlie's body onto Air Force 2 well my question for you J.D. is
“where is your alibi for September 8th and 9th? Were you also involved in the security meetings at”
Fort Wachuga? The truth you can try to spin this as disgraceful attacks all you want but the public sees Erica Kirk for exactly what she is a famed thirsty opportunist who is doing everything in her power to destroy Charlie's legacy and she's an inauthentic disingenuous and surrounded by the very deep state assets Charlie warned us about so just stop bro the American people are awake and we aren't buying the grieving widow act anymore not when it comes with a $2 million valuation
and a seat at the table with the people who wanted him gone. I don't give a shit of she's grieving they've lying about a murder of a guy like the nonsense wants us to personally give a fuck about her like that is crazy I know if you're lying to me as well. Hey I'm not the most religious guy you've ever met but thank God for stupid liars that you can see through like a jellyfish.
Yeah I don't know why it's easier now I never used to be able to. I like this. There she is hey what
up what are you doing are you trying to cry? Maybe she should stuff some more grievance fireworks to let us know our sages. I demand more authentic tears on camera and I'm a guy. Benjamin Netanyahu says the Trump administration reports directly to him you think I'm kidding
“and we all- Is that no bad is he? And that's how you know that all the worst accusations in the”
Epstein files are true. We invaded Iraq with less evidence of guilt in this. That's right we did when people when great reporters like your Michael traces and your Matt to Beebees come out and it go wow well to prove for you don't have to prove for this we invaded Iraq for like oh we've invaded Iran with us proof we've enter in solely on the worry of this great man right here. That's right. Netanyahu says JD Vance reported every single detail of the peace talks to him. He reported to
me in detail as a member of the administration do as members of the administration do every day so Donald J. Trump and JD Vance will at least now we know what the J stands for. Genius genius. So here's Netanyahu let's listen. I spoke yesterday with Vice President JD Vance. He called me from his so this is obviously this is an AI translation because apparently I like how Beebees says because he speaks in Hebrew like no one will ever translate it to English.
So here we go. I spoke yesterday with Vice President JD Vance. He called me from his plane on the way back from Washington. He recorded to me in detail as the people of this administration do every day on the development of the negotiations. In this case the explosion in the negotiations, the explosion came from the American side which was not willing to tolerate the blatant violation of the agreement to enter negotiations by Iran. Essentially the agreement was that there
would be a ceasefire and Iran would immediately open the crossings. They didn't do that. The Americans were not willing to accept it. He also conveyed to me that the central issue
On the table from the perspective of President Trump and the United States as...
all enriched material and ensuring that there is no more enrichment in the coming years and this could
“be for decades. The North America cares about. First of all I think it's fun how Netanyahu”
pretends JD Vance is briefing him on the U.S. position when Netanyahu was actually the one dictating the White House what the position is. And I also like, I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I really enjoy his new amiable college kid voice. Don't you? He should
always use that. It beats the campy booming bond bill and voice he usually goes with, right?
I like when him and his wife shop to the White House every time they show up and save up all their laundry and they go, "Here, go, hey, go wash my clothes." Go wash, go watch the shit out of my underwear. Yeah. Yep. So there's him saying that they would be regarded a report to me. They keep me up. Yeah. But it is funny. It causes civil war. They'll be happy with that too because we're in the same boat. As the other of us, do you think they look at you in America as not the way they
look at Muslims because I promise you they do. Well, they they've set it up to make Muslims and Christians are much closer together ideologically than the Jewish religion because they don't recognize Jesus. Muslims do. They even have, they have murals to modern Mary. It's closer, even if it's not the same, the point is, and I'm not saying, "Who's right if you've got to like Jesus?" But clearly, these are not compared. If one's like this is the God in flesh and there
is like it's, we think it's not and he's a fraud. It seems like those are opposed religions. They could live together. But why would they be like a line against another one? So they watch, I mean, why would that be a thing? The Zionist big idea was to get us to hate Muslims. It's works for a lot of people. Not the majority of people, but it's we're not a little angry or
“Jew-homit. I got to be honest. Then, Newhomit. I Jew-homit's upsetting me more now. Okay. That's how much”
that's Israel's fault. So here's Matt, here's Matt, not Matt Tabi, here's Max Blumenthal, and he's going to tell you how this whole war got started, right? Listen to this. February 11th meeting Glenn that you mentioned at, it with the New York Times revealed, we all knew something like this was taking place because Netanyahu was in town at that time. Highways were being shut down. He was given presidential level security, and then he storms into a
situation room meeting, which is highly unusual for any foreign leader, and he sits at the head of the table while Trump sits to the side, and he dictates to Trump, and begins fear-mongering, and tells Trump Iran will have a nuclear weapon within a week. It has a delivery mechanism to attack Europe. It will soon be able to attack the United States. You must strike Iran now and behind him on a live stream, telecast is the Mossad director, David Barnaya, who had been
constantly briefing John Ratcliffe, and Trump fell in to line. He knew what to do. And all of his team though, the 18 that had been cultivated by Israel, also including St.
Conchief Dan Kain, the Pentagon Brass, who was never a fan of this war. They all started
murmuring to themselves. This war is insane. What Netanyahu's saying is bogus, like even Ratcliffe said, this is ridiculous. Marco Rubio called it BS, but what did none of them dare to do? Tell
“Trump how they felt they're all a bunch of the S-men. So that's how we got to the war.”
Everybody even Marco Rubio was against the war. The head of the CIA was against the war. The head of the CIA. Is it amazing? The only people that were for Benjamin Netanyahu and Crazy Hegseth. Oh, wow. I wonder who the deep state could be. Right. So just in U.S. President Trump pulls out the chair for Israeli Prime Minister. You want to see it? Who do you think is running? Thanks. Who do you think is running things? Look at Trump. How many opportunities
to comedically pull the chair away at the last second? Is he gonna let slip through his fingers?
I know. If Trump was a man, he would stomp, bebe to death. And watch him walk off like a little car. You've sat in the presence chair. You've killed kids for less than this Trump. Right. Look at it. You've killed kids for less than this crime. He just, he's cut walks off like a cock. Probably going to go handcuff himself to a toilet while TV has his way in the war room. Trump's gonna be, what he cheated at Tucker and Candace. That was
he was handcuffed to a toilet doing that. It says, "I'm with you." And it was fingerball. Uh, here's Candace Owens actually, she goes, "Bebe enjoys publicly humiliating Donald Trump and J.D. Vance." Yeah. And that's what he's doing. Well, have to pitch population here and
Joys are for some reason.
more than it is? I thought the eating the kids part would have got certain people up, but I was wrong.
I like this. I don't know who put this together. Uh, but the last four presence of the United States, there's George. Hey, wait a minute. That's not John McCain. That's beefy than you. George Bush, Barack Obama. That's Biden. That's Biden. And there we have Trump. I should get to vote in Israel's elections. I feel it's only fair. Just let us vote in Israeli elections. Me too. So here, I like this who ever put this together.
Magda, then, Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, Megan Kelly, Marjorie Taylor Green, Alex Jones, Elon Musk. Now Ben Shapiro. Mark Levin. Mark Levin. Oh, that's the, that's the,
“that's the, that's the, that's a very, very, very, very, very, very, looks great. Uh, who's this guy?”
I don't know, is that with cop? I don't know, and then Mark, Facebook dipshit. Who is that? Okay. Rubio. Yeah. Uh, troll man. What happened? Um, Ben Shapiro's Hitler most anxious for eyebrows. I was into that. Man, whatever. Let's, uh, he's still got him. He just got to make a bigger. This role on the other hand, fucking Levin, what a piece of shit. This, this, he's not that people Trump said he was going to get rid of these are the neocons
that always want foreign wars. He was going to get rid of these people and get, he said that
sea pack and he got cheers. Yeah, it's called rug bull. Yeah, called it's called a rug bull. America is a worthless crypto. It turns out. Who knew? I haven't, I haven't seen a con job of an a campaign. I mean, all politicians lie, but this con job that Trump pulled, I haven't seen a con job that good since since Nigerian princes learned how to email. He was his line 11 since I fell for 9/11. Yeah, or 9/11. Okay, but this one will surpass that because we're going world where
three because Mr. BB wants it. And we ain't getting out of what he wants because he's the leader of
“this country. That's why Trump, you see, I Trump walked off. I mean, it was the most, but Jeremy”
from the quartering and Trump are the same guy. A Jewish bull comes over and has his way with their shit. Oh, is that Randy fine? That's who this is. That's Randy fine. Oh, my god. That's who that is. Let's be real bottom heavy. He's a real BBW this guy. So this guy's name, this guy is a member of parliament in Poland and the land of post and his name is Conrad Berkowitz. And that's something and that's what I thought. And so he made this. He's got the Israeli flag, but he put a
swastika on it. And he says Israel is the new third Reich and that's exactly how its flag should
look. It's the third temple. Get it right. So by the way, what right does this guy have to desegrate that flag, adding powder, blue stripes and all? But what would a guy named Conrad Berkowitz know about Nazis and Poland? Yeah. It's not like they ever marched through there before in my right. So let's listen to him say it says it in Poland's. Polandish. Right, let's listen. Nice. And so, Jankuria.
Beamka story, Yaksem Prizda. What he's saying is that what he says is Israel's committing genocide with particular cruelty right before our eyes. Israel is the new third Reich and the
“its flag should look exactly like this. That's what he said. That's the translation.”
Did remember they were with the Nazis in the beginning. They're right at the beginning. There's those coins with a swastika on the back and the Israel thing on the front because they were working with the Nazis. The Zionists. The Zionists were. Yeah. It's a well-known fact. So they tried to, so then the Israel's embassy in Poland condemned the anti-Semitic core in the, and then that's what they called it, right? But then the sky Conrad, he responds.
You want to see it? So down here it says, "A pair, this is from the Israel ambassador." It says, "We condemn in the strongest terms today's anti-Semitic core. They're just not going to ever stop that." They still think that they still think that calling something anti-Semitic or someone an anti-Semite has any power. You say, "Abracadabra" or something. Yeah, it would be more effective. Have you ever read the story of the boy who cried wolf?
On Israel's official Holocaust Remembrance Day, a Polish MP desecrated the Israeli flag and
Compared the Jewish symbol and the Jewish state to the Nazis.
Holocaust victims, he is showing solidarity with the modern-day Holocaust victims. And the Israelis
“are the modern-day Nazis. A Holocaust survivor's march in Auschwitz today, this vile anti-Jewis act”
is especially appalling, support for it by other politicians only deepens the shame. The Polish authorities must act now to address this disgrace and remove that. They love to tell other governments what to do. They didn't respond to synagogue in Iran. They bombed in Iranian Jewish synagogue because it was in Iran. They just did that. Yep.
Here, this guy, my friend, Conwen, Berkowitz, response, he said, "And I condemn your genocide across all of Palestine. We condemn what you are doing in Gaza, Lebanon, and Iran. I condemn your armed assault. You're starving your pacification of the population, and your burning of
innocent children with phosphorus. You are no different from the third Reich in this. I consider
you Nazis. Bob BAM! By the way, did the Nazis ever eat the kids? You grimy motherfuckers? Did
“the Nazis go home, grape soda, and pizza and shit with their Jewish James Bond, Jeffrey Epstein?”
You know, James Bond will tell you his real name and fuck everything? So, what, what the Conrad, our friend Conrad Berkowitz did there was he did the one thing the Zionists hate the most. He expressed his actual opinion and not the one printed out for him on an index card. The Zionists despise anyone with a soul, out of jealousy, basically. James Berkowitz, yes, fuck yourself.
So, I like this. This was nice. Help me. I'm a victim. Everyone is anti-Semitic, and then you see, oh wait, apartheid genocide, war crimes, illegal occupation, imprisonment without trial, torture, murdering women, crimes against humanity, human rights violence. And so, he's not really
“drowning, he's just sitting there. And he's, so they're always the cry bullies. That's what they”
are always a victim, a shame of nothing offended by everything. The shame of nothing offended by
everything. And here imagine if Jeremy from the Quartering was a country. I will never stop traction. Well, it's this, this is, you go to like that, Hockman. Oh, I know, it's my new flag. I don't want to share to that hero. Don't be ashamed. We should put that on if you don't like it. Let's, let's make that as sure. I bet that would fly off the moral army in the world. I wouldn't want to wear that, though.
I would want to wear it. Yeah, what about it's like a mask. So let's just remember, this is from when democracy now used to do good work. This is Shulamid Aloni, a former Israeli minister, admits that Israeli weaponizes anti-Semitism. This is, so we have video of this, but people, nobody else will play this except shows like this. I don't even think they'll play it anymore. Maybe they will. It's often when there is dissent expressed in the United States against policies
of the Israeli government. People here are called anti-Semitic. What is your response to that as an
Israeli jury? Well, it's a trick. We always use it. When from Europe, somebody's criticizing
Israel, then we bring out the Holocaust. When in this country, people are criticizing Israel, then there are anti-Semitic and the organization is strong and has a lot of money and the ties between Israel and the American Jewish establishment are very strong and they're strong in this country. As you know, they have power, which is okay. They're talented people and they have power, money and media and other things. And their attitude is Israel, my country, right to wrong.
The identification fiction. And they are not ready to hear criticism and it's very easy to blame people who criticize certain acts of Israeli government as anti-Semitics and to bring up the Holocaust and the suffering of the Jewish people. And that's that justify everything we know to the Palestinians. We're going to play that. You do. You do. I also have that here, Kurt.
Again, it's a dirty bastard.
We stand for you.
So great job by the Polish MP. His name is Conrad Berkowitz. Nice job Conrad Berkowitz.
And it's tough to make jokes. Again, the one and the number one thing people who come to my stand up shows now, say to me afterwards. And I talk to usually 50 to 100 people at least after at the end of a show. They tell me that I didn't know that it was going to be this funny. Yeah, I wouldn't do a comedy show unless it was going to be funny.
“There's nothing is funny. That's why you make jokes. That's why you have things not funny.”
That's why how do you make things more funny funny? That's called a joke. What are you talking about? I've got a lot to come to me to try. Did you ever see a normal Donald was interviewing David Letterman and his sidekick? He goes at him. I wanted to ask this question. I told him not to ask the question. But here it is. And Adam goes, where do you get your ideas from? David Letterman correct? That's so funny. I'm just pretty funny.
That's pretty funny. I only got to meet Norm because I don't because I don't know. Oh, I've known Norm since 1993. He was like cool immediately. And then he was like, hey, I can't even get a drag or something. I thought I didn't want to be like a
“bother or something. So I didn't. So I could get I could next time and it will no next time.”
Yeah, I turned down my opportunity to talk with George Carlin too, which was stupid. But and then he died. But you know, you don't want to meet your heroes. It was one of those kind of things. I was like, ah, I just want to I saw a bit Norm is like, I knew him a long time. It was that good of a time hanging out with him. Yeah. Well, Norm wasn't my hero. He wasn't. He was a unknown comedian when I met him. He was, yeah, right, right, right. He was headlining the funny firm in Chicago and I was opening
for him. And he was just a wonderful, he was a wonderful guy. And we got along and then we would hang
out by the fire at Todd glasses house. And it was, it was again, we have talked about this a million
times. It was just a lot of times. And if you asked Norm to do an impression, he would do it. Like, a lot of impression, it's most of them won't do it if you ask them in person.
“Hey, we do that thing. They won't. He would. And that's why I think he, he was great. He was the best.”
Hello, this is Jimmy, who's this? Jimmy, Phoebe. Oh, oh. Oh, bad. Good Lord. Why are you calling? I don't even want to talk to you. Jimmy, after all these years, after all these years of friendship. We're not friends. We are, we are phone friends, friends over the phone accounts. That's a real thing. Besides, who is more relevant to talk to in this moment than me, the leader of Israel? I don't know, but somebody, anybody else. Jimmy, please, there's a war going on.
U.S. and Israel versus Iran. What do you want to hear from Al Pacino about this? Perhaps Jeff Bridges has more insight into this geopolitical situation than I do or evade the first one. Alright, fine. Why are you violating the ceasefire?
What do you mean? We are doing no such thing. You are ruining this truce right out of the gate as you always do.
What gate? What truce? What is this? Don't play dumb with me. Abomb Lebanon today, killing more civilians in one day than since the beginning of the war. This is a war, Jimmy. This is what war looks like. As the Bolas started this war. Yeah. And we aim to finish it. Israel does not start wars. Nor do we target civilians. You're lying through your teeth. All the people you murdered today were civilians.
Well, that is an unfortunate consequence of Lebanon's government, not addressing there has Bulla problem, forcing our hands to take action. That unfortunately has claimed the lives of many hundreds of goyum, I mean civilians. You really are scum, aren't you? You're violating the terms of the ceasefire just to spite. You kill innocent people. Now hold on a minute. The ceasefire does not cover Israel's defensive actions in Lebanon. Iran seems to think so, so does Pakistan.
Well, read the fine print. What? It's a simple legal matter. If people would just read the fine print, the legal language, they would see there are all sorts of loopholes that allow us
Israel to proceed military.
with a fine tooth comb. Legal language, as I understand it, the ceasefire is an oral agreement,
not a written one. Oh, well, even better than that makes it much easier. My lawyers assure me that in these oral agreements, there is a prima facie assumption of fine print legal language that will allow Israel to proceed military. You're just going to do whatever you want no matter what, aren't you? Yes. Unbelievable. But it seems like the least we can do is to provide some sort of flimsy pretext of legal justification. Before we slaughter going in, I mean civilian
style in the passive voice. And you don't care if your actions torpedo the ceasefire,
“causing the straight of hormones to close again and water resume?”
No. But remember, we are your greatest ally. You're only ally in the Middle East and we stand
solidly with our friends. The United States and always will. Seems to me like a good ally
would be our ally in peace as well as in conflict. Well, the legal definition of ally is a little more complicated. You know, these phone calls are supposed to be funny. I just get mad when I talk to you kind of defeats the purpose. You know what? You're right. I'm sorry. Let's lighten the
“mood a little bit. How about a little joke? Okay. What do you call Southern Lebanon a year for now?”
I don't know. I give up. Northern Israel. All right, BB. That's not even a joke. That's a threat. Frays this a joke. Damn it. I had my lawyers go over that, and they assured me it would work. You're okay. Let's try another one. What do you call an anti-Semite in America? What? You and everyone who questions Israel, get it? Anti-Semite. All of you for shame. That joke is punching up, not down. That counts as joke. Mr. Danielle, I'm afraid your future remains in war boggling
“and war crimes not comedy. Honestly, I'm relieved. I don't know how you people do it. All this”
putting clips on social media. Who needs it? Well, we're speaking of war calls, so I must attend to that. Also, my kids are face-timeing me from Miami. I can't think any more funny people clobbing kids, you know. Anyway, I'll call you later and let you know how things are going.
Please never call the show again. How anti-Semitic of you? I cannot believe the anti-Semitism
from you, go. I mean, anti-Semites. Okay, later, bye. Okay. All right. Thank you, baby. I'm Syrian Salt Lake City, Las Vegas, Nevada. May 7th, it's a Thursday special show in Burbank, California. Take it's going fast and then we're going to be in Tulsa, Oklahoma, Oklahoma City, Spokane, Tacoma. Go to JimmyDore.com for a link for tickets. Hey, become a premium member. Go to JimmyDore.com. Sign up. It's the most
affordable premium program in the business. All the voices performed today are by the one and only the inimitable Mike McCray. He can be found at Mike McCray.com. That's it for this week. You be the best you can be and I'll keep being me. I'm not kidding, you're not kidding, you're not kidding, you're not kidding, you're not kidding.


