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Spokane, and Tacoma, Washington, go to JimmyDoor.com for a link for tickets. Donald Trump said he's going to close the straight and poor moves. Now you remember the straight and poor moves was open. That Donald Trump attacked Iran because Israel told him to, so even though everybody in his cabinet except for Hexaf said not to, even the head of the CIA, even Marco Rubio,
J.D. Bads, they all told him that he didn't anyway. And so he, because he believed, I guess Benjamin Netanyahu or he's completely controlled. That would be as easy as what happened in Venezuela. Well, of course, that was wrong. And there's no way to win this war. It's a mountainous region, no way to win this war. And the United States has pretty much already
βlost this war. And that's why Trump is begging for a ceasefire, if it's begging Russia,β
he took the sanctions off a Russian oil, took the sanctions off a Iranian oil. And now he's blocking this straight and poor moves. It's the most inconsistent thing. But anyway,
so Iran blocks the straight and poor moves. Starts charging people to million dollar
countries, $2 million for passage. It's going to make them close to $100 billion a year doing that. And so Donald Trump, when I'm Maria Bartaromo, and this is what he said, this is what his new big idea is. All right. Mr. President, can you explain to us what is going on right now with the blockade in the straight of formulas?
Well, we're going to be blockading. It'll take a little while, but it'll be effective pretty soon. And we had meetings yesterday. As you said, last at 21 hours, that was a long meeting with some very, very good representatives as you know, J.D. and Steve and Jared.
βSo we were well represented, but we didn't get there in the important issue. They want toβ
have nuclear weapons. And I'm going to have nuclear weapons. Okay. So he's got two people who are working against American interests as negotiators, Kushner and Whitcop, the only one they're representing the United States is J.D. Bands, J.D. Bands is taking orders, almost directly from Benjamin Netanyahu, just like Trump is. And the idea that Iran is trying to get a nuclear weapon is, again, just a rouge for doing
whatever Benjamin Netanyahu wants. I'm sorry to say. So he's said now he's going to close the straight of a move. It's already closed. Iran controls it. Well, let's listen to what,
first of all, blockading Iran from having nuclear weapons at this late date.
It's kind of like blocking Randy fine from Christie cream. Anyway, but so he's already, so now that's Trump's big idea is going to block the straight of our moves. They're already blocked. So what does that mean for the United States do that? And this is after he took the sanctions off of Randy and oil, because the whole world is going to go into a major depression if they don't do that.
If we don't start getting oil coming out of the Middle East. And so now he's threatened to annihilate their country, not doing that. So he's bluffed, bluffed. They beg for a ceasefire. And his latest thing is because the United States walked away from that negotiation on Saturday at the behest of Benjamin Netanyahu who's giving them direct orders.
βI think from the head table, right? Yeah.β
Well, Trump was handcuffed to a toilet. We're going to get to that in a second. And so now is big ideas. He's he's going to block the straight of our moves and not let any ships through, which is ridiculous, because that means that the United States would start a
world war with China or start a war with Russia or Japan. And so here's what's got
written as to say about it. The ships come on, ladies and gentlemen, look at a carrier battle group first of all. The ships on the carrier battle group are there to protect the carrier. So if you have a cruiser or a frigate or a destroyer running pick it, meaning they're the buffer between the Iran's missiles in the carrier, the last thing these picket ships are going to be doing is diverting to intercept the tanker because now they're off station. So we're going to
need more ships coming in to do that. But as they move to detained, that is an act of war. And so if I were the Iranian ships or any ship, I would be leaving the straight order moves and hugging the coast of Iran in daring the United States to come in. Just say, come on, everybody, come on. Because those ships will be sunk by the Iranians. This blockade is as porous as I can't come up with the appropriate metaphor at this point in time. But just say there's
giant holes in this blockade. This is a politically motivated blockade that has zero chance of
Effectuating any impact on shipping coming out of the straight order moves.
So that's the real deal. The United States Navy tries to do a blockade. They will be sunk.
They will be attacked, which is why they're hundreds. They're four and five hundred miles away from the Iranian coasts. I asked that today earlier to somebody. By the way, I'm being positive, not like panicking's like you, Jimmy. Okay, but panaged. Yeah, golden age, golden hat for the great
βjob jump. I just saw a great, simple thing. It's part of Trump's secret plan. Stop panicking.β
It's Trump's secret plan. His secret plan to attack Iran, have them close to thing. Threaten nuclear annihilation. So they get them to open it. And then when they said no, Trump Trump links and says, well, I'm going to double. I'm going to double block it. And can't do that. If I got rid of just showed you, you can't do that. If I could vote for president, here's I vote for president again, or ever. If I could vote in the
Israeli election, so I'd have some say in who runs America. Yeah, no kidding. Yes, I would become a really citizen and then vote for president Israel, because that would have more control over. So here is Larry Johnson. He also talked about
βhe's a former CIA intel analyst. And here's his assessment of this. He hurts got ridders.β
Militarily can't do it. It's a dumbest thing ever. Here's what he says.
No, look, the United States to, they're not going to the US ships are not going to sell up close to within 600 miles of the Iranian coast. So they're going to, they'll be backed off. We saw in mid-March, the US Abraham Lincoln, it was roughly about 220 miles off the coast of Iran. And it got peppered with drones and missile attacks and got some damage. And so it was okay, we're getting out of here. So they're about 700 miles offshore. So that's sort of the safe range.
So that means right now, you've got the Abraham Lincoln, it's got a flat deck that can use the most likely method to be used to board and stop ships would be with helicopters. Then you've got the two marine news. They have a combination of, there are, there are two, they look like aircraft carriers, two flat tops. And then they have two support ships, one's called an LPD, the other's called an LSD, not the drug, but the still, as the farther you get away from shore, the greater the area you
have to cover. So yeah, the US ships could, the US Marines and they could possibly stop and start boarding ships. And then you get into the issue of what flaggers the tanker carry. But because of that threat, the Donald Trump made, it is shut. The Iranians were still allowing some ships to go through, that remains to be seen if that will continue. So if they allow a Pakistani or a Chinese ship or one from India, those three right there have
been at the top of the list, Japan was sending ships. It puts the United States in this position of then boarding for the ships of other countries, which would be an act of war. So, you know, Trump's all over the map on this. I mean, this is genuinely frightening. This is a man who is not
in possession of his faculties, that there is no critical, that the critical thinking skills have
gone. Because, or, or as the market should say, Trump's art of the deal. Oh, my god. He's out. He knows exactly what he's doing. Oh, my god. Everything he does is strategic. You can't just take it in face value when he goes after the Pope, it's strategic. When he wants the, when he wants the attacker, it's strategic. When he wants to open the screen, the phone bit, it doesn't mean when he doesn't want it, when he wants to double close to the streets,
all this, this threat strategy strategy, this guy, you don't understand what a genius he is. He's such a genius. He's completely lost almost every supporter except the market judges. Except for all the ones that everybody hated and voted for Trump, and they hated those people. Also, he's not controlled as faculties. Does he mean like the White House itself? What faculties? You mean as present? Yes, we know. So, BB, because reelections come up for BB. So, he's either
going to be present or go to jail, right? So, there go and, so if there's this ceasefire, uh, guess what
βhappens? Benjamin Netanyahu's trial goes to trial. No, that's what happens. And so that's why Benjaminβ
Netanyahu doesn't want it. So, the Iranians are not going to give up their right to enrich
Uranium legally, right?
they're not, they hold all the cards. And Donald Trump, this is what his reaction to that is. Ready? They have no cards. They have no cards whatsoever. So, if they do not give up that effort, is that the plan will you further just struct Iran? Yeah, I will. They don't give that plan up. So, if they don't give up that, they're by dear to have legally sanctioned enrichment of nuclear, a nuclear enrichment, uh, not for a weapon, but for power. If they don't give that up,
βhe's going to start bombing them again. That's what he's saying. We're going to do destruction.β
Well, here's what, uh, let's go back to the expert on this. Let's go back to Scott Ritter.
What are you saying to that, Scott? If we resume what we're going to lose, there's nothing that's happened militarily that changes the dynamic that already delivered in American defeat. Um, we don't control the state of war moves and we never will control the state of war moves. So, we already lost, which is why Trump begged for a ceasefire. He already lost. And so he wants to resist. So, if they don't give into our demands, he's going to,
he's going to re-zoom the war. Well, we're going to lose it again. We're going to lose it twice now. Hey, God. Did we suddenly get more planes and missiles and the last ones they broke? No, what was he talking about? Do we have 13 new bases in the spots where we don't have them anymore? Is they blew them up? They blew up all 13 of our bases in the Middle East. They're all gone. Here we go. If we resume what we're going to lose,
there's nothing that's happened militarily that changes the dynamic that already delivered in American
defeat. We don't control the state of war moves and we never will control the state of war moves.
We cannot collapse the regime, the more we bomb the stronger the regime gets. And I know there's been a lot of, you know, 17 flights moving around replenishing the missiles on board the ships getting
βmore defense. But, you know, we will, in the Iranians do whatever you need to do. You'll burn throughβ
all your stuff within two days and we'll be right back where we started. The same dynamics and play. Iran controls every aspect of this conflict. We can blow up buildings on the ground. That's all we can do. We don't even know if you think there's anything of value in any building in Iran today. I've got a bridge to sell you in Brooklyn. We're going to go back in there, Donald Trump says he's going to blow things up. Well, you touch a power plant down the Trump
and the lights go out throughout the Middle East. Every single major energy production field in Saudi Arabia and Kuwait and the United Arab Emirates disappears. Gone. And if you want to play
even more stupid games, they'll start taking out the soundization plants and they'll do that in Israel
as well. And that's life terminating. That's the end of modern civilization in this region. And this is where the Iranians are ready to go. If that's the game in the United States once played, this is why we stopped the war. Because that was, we had reached the cap of our escalation capabilities. Had we continued with his civilization erasing threats. There would be no energy coming out of the Middle East for a century. He stopped Trump stopped because he understood this that we had gone.
So what's he going to do? Start all over again. So this is why he's taking a new cap, the blockade. But this isn't going to work a blockade. It's my definition in act of war. So he's in effect declaring war on Iran. And I anticipate that the Iranians were treated as a war-like gesture. But I also anticipate that the allies of Iran aren't going to sit by and let this happen. I don't think any Chinese ships are going to say, we're not going to do an Iranian port because of this.
I don't think any Russian ships are going to say the same thing. And I don't think the United States Navy's going to get too far boarding and detaining Chinese and Russian flagships at this juncture. So Donald Trump is posturing right now. Let's see where it goes. But there's no place for him to go because he outcome is guaranteed. Continued American military defeat. And we lose by not winning. And global economic disaster. So when Donald Trump. There's only one win here. Trump doesn't
get exposed for what's in the Epstein forces. That's the win. That's all this other shit. See how it doesn't make sense. He just stopped on there. Does it make sense? Because he's not in control.
βYou can hear in his voice. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm going to do. So yeah. So when Donaldβ
Trump says this, that the Iran has no cards, they have no cards whatsoever. When he says they have no cards, they have all the cards. The Iran has all the cards. You know who has no cards? Donald Trump. Donald Trump has no cards. The United States has no cards. All the cards are in the hands of the Iranians because if the card that Donald Trump is talking about, where I will hit their power plants or their desalination plants, well, then they will wipe out all the power plants in
every Gulf state. The Gulf state will be back into the stone ages because then they don't have clean water. And in the middle of a desert and they have no power. And everyone will have to leave Saudi Arabia. Everyone will have to leave. Kuwait, the United Arab Emirates. And oh my, everybody will have to leave. Maybe they can move here. And they're coming here. Oh, you jerk off, keep voting assholes. And so they have all the power. They have all this.
So Donald Trump black is white up his down in his out. And BBs got to blow up. So, you know, how is BB going to get reelected? Because give my decisable chunk of Israel as racist as they are overall. Doesn't like him and feels like he didn't do a good job because he's he sucks. Yes. So, but the psychopaths that like, no, we're going to keep going until we blow the whole thing up and for good. I'm glad it'll be the Stone Age. I'm religious, right? Those people,
BB has to kill a huge amount of human beings to satisfy their vicious Lindsey Graham Esk bloodlust to stay out of jail and get reelected. So that's why these were things that make no
Sense.
there's even one worse thing happening right now, right? So the who thieves, remember
on the side of the good guys, they're on the side of Iran, they're on the side of the Palestinians, they're against the terrorist state of Israel. And they've pretty much closed down the Suits canal. But guess what they promise now, watch this. All right. Just reported Iran has threatened to close Bob L. Monday, but the gateway to the Red Sea and response to the U.S. blockade of its ports. This would be carried out through its proxy forces in Yemen, the hoodies on the United States
βto whom the United States surrendered by going home. Yeah. Yeah. Well, so remember the United Statesβ
already surrendered to the hoothees. So we've already pretty much surrendered to Iran, because our ships got the hell out of there. So about 700 miles away. And we've already previously surrendered to the hoothees. And now the hoothees are coming back in on the side of Iran. The Red Sea has been effectively closed, you know, for quite some time. I mean, normal, it has not been a normal traffic. But there are still a few ships transit in it. Now, I would suspect that even
if the hoothees go forward with it, they will continue to allow Chinese and Russian vessels to transit the Red Sea. But it because for everybody else. Again, this, the blow that this is having on the global economy is really incalculable. At this point, other than to say, it is very, very bad. Right now, and like one of the headlines on the oil, the front says UK Airlines Brace
βProject Fuel Crunch that they only have weeks of jet fuel reserves. And what that means isβ
within three to four weeks, all of a sudden they're having to cut back on flights. You already have a disruption to hair travel because of the war in the Persian Gulf. And then the restrictions on flying over Russia that is self-inflicted by the West. So, you know, these are not signs that are pointing to expansion and then on top of it, the prices, the people are paying for tickets. You know, if you bought your tickets three months ago, you're in good shape. You go to buy it today.
They're paying three to four times the amount that they were paying before.
Minis, incredible increases. Now, Chris just posted this map and forgive my ignorance. I didn't
realize where Bob L. Monday is. So it's right here. If they close that, that's the equivalent of closing the Suez Canal. So that's the other end of the race. Correct. Correct. Yeah, that's the show to four minutes. No, no, Israeli ships are allowed to go through there because they used that they'd go up and then Israel, its port, Elias is down there on the, you know, up there where Suez Canal. That's not Israeli port is up here. Roughly, is where the Israeli port is.
They're in this close-up here. It's got no activity, but again, this will further crush economic activity on a global scale. And this is, you got to step back and say, what is the strategic goal? What are we trying to accomplish? The strategic goal is to keep the war going for Israel and try to cause chaos inside of Iran and try to turn it into Syria or Libya. That's not going to happen. That is not going to happen. It's clear. That's not going to happen.
It was a serious miscalculation by Donald Trump. And what happens because they close off the Bob L. Mendeb? Well, 4.2 millions of barrels go through there a day. Significant overlap exists, mode, red sea oil originates from the Gulf Expoordas via Hormuz or the Saudi bypass pipelines. Total unique all removed from global flow, roughly 22 to 25% of the
βworld supply causing severe shortages and price spikes. That's what Donald Trump and Donald Trumpβ
on just a second. Isn't that when Japan did Pearl Harbor when we fucked with it? That is exactly
right. Oh, I guess they want us to be in World War III. So Donald Trump has asked directly by Maria Bartiron Bobbock asked prices and watch her face when he says, it's going to be they're going to be higher. So do you believe the price of oil and gas will be lower before the midterm elections? I hope so. I mean, I think so. It could be or the same or maybe a little bit higher. But do you see her eyes? Yeah. It could be a little bit higher. That's where, well,
sir, the midterms. You start that high. Gas prices are going to be even higher. Yes, because everybody can get a van's presidency if he does this. This is that. Yeah. Anyway, we got to go. We got to get it. We have a guest coming on. I just wanted to get that out there quickly. And it's it's it's it's it is. I. It's a shock interface. The shock. She shocked. What? I'm not going to notice until she was shot by the country Trump said this can't get it it it's I thought it couldn't get
Worse of a shit show.
They tried it. They tried it. They tried to try to ground in Beijing. They got destroyed. They tried it.
Just like I said, they were going to they tried to bring that they tried to use an old airfield. They all the whole deal and off. And then they use the cover story that we went in to save a pilot. It's all over. This is not it's not winnable. And Donald Trump doesn't know how to get out of this because he's controlled by Benjamin Netanyahu. And that's a fact. Hey, you know, here's another great way you can help support the show is to become a premium member.
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put to thumb back in the eye of the bastards. Thanks for everybody who was already in premium member. And if you haven't you're missing out. We give you lots of bonus content. Thanks for your support. The Pope came out and he said, "We need peace." And that Trump is warmongering and this got to stop the war. Which is what you would exactly expect from a man. Right, what does him? It doesn't. Yeah, it doesn't. Yes. Part for the course.
Donald Trump didn't take that well. He went to his true social. Said, "Pope Leo is a week is week on crime." And terrible for foreign policy. He talked about fear of the Trump administration. But doesn't mention the fear that the Catholic Church and all other Christian organizations had
βduring COVID when they were arresting priests, ministers, and everybody else for hooking? What is that?β
Holding church service? Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah. For holding church services, even when going outside and being 10 and even 20 feet apart, I like his brother, Louis much better than I like him because Louis is all maga. He gets it. And Leo doesn't. I don't want a pope who thinks it's okay for Iran to have a nuclear weapon. I don't want a pope who thinks it's terrible that America attack Venezuela. A country that was sending massive amounts of drugs to the United States,
even worse, emptying their prisons, including murderers, drug dealers, and killers into our country. And I don't want a pope who criticized the president of the United States because I'm doing exactly what I was elected in a landslide to do, setting record low numbers in crime and creating the greatest stock market in history. What? This is what he's saying. Leo should be thankful. As everyone knows, he was a shocking surprise. He wasn't on any list to be pope and was only put
βthere by the church because he wasn't American and they thought that would be the best way to dealβ
with president Trump. If I wasn't in the White House, Leo wouldn't be in the Vatican. Unfortunately, Leo's weak on crime, weak on nuclear weapons does not sit well with me. Nor does the fact that he meets with Obama sympathizers like David Axelrod, a loser from the left who was one of those who wanted churchgoers and clerics to be arrested. Leo should get his act together as pope. Use common sense, stop catering to the radical left and focus on being a great pope. Not a politician.
It's hurting him very badly and, more importantly, it's hurting the Catholic church, president down. So then they are than the other thing, right? Is it more than the other thing?
So they ask him, "Hey, shouldn't you be apologizing to the pope?" And here's what he says.
Yes. No, I don't because Pope Leo said things that are wrong. He was very much against what I'm doing with regard to Iran and you cannot have a nuclear Iran. Pope Leo would not be happy with the end result. We have hundreds of millions of people dead and it's not going to happen. So I can't. I think he's very weak on crime and other things. So I mean, he went public. I'm just responding to Pope Leo and you know, his brother is a big
maga person and music great guy Lewis and I said, I like Lewis better than I could Pope. That's like say, you know, I like Billy Carter, more than Jimmy Carter, yeah. We elected the wrong Carter. I've said it for you. I like Billy Baldwin, more than Alan. Here we go.
βYou have to have a law and order in our country and that's what we have now. We have the lowestβ
crime numbers. We've had no long time despite the fact that many criminals were allowed into our country. But we've gotten a lot of them out. We've done a great job on crime. So we have the lowest murder rate in 125 years since 1900. The lowest murder rate. So we believe strongly in order
He he seemed to have a problem with that.
The other thing is he didn't like what we're doing with respect to Iran. But Iran is a
βonce to be a nuclear nation. So they can exterminate the world. Not going to happen.β
Okay. So then what's that? There's a Iran have a Samson option. I don't really know that. So so he so they asked him again. Here he is and get not a plane. Why did he attack Pope Lea like this so so? I don't think he's doing a very good job. He likes crime I guess. He hit us, think of it. He's worried about fear. What about the fear when the ministers and the priests and the all of those great people that were arrested during COVID
and in many cases they're outside 10 feet apart and they were arrested. We don't like a
Pope that's going to say that it's okay to have a nuclear weapon. We don't want to Pope that says
crime is okay in our cities. I don't like it. I'm not a big fan of Pope Lea. He's a very liberal person and he's a man that doesn't believe in stopping crime. He's a man that doesn't think that we should be toying with a country that wants to nuclear weapons so they can blow up the world. I'm not a fan of Pope Lea. He's no BB that Yahoo I'll tell you that in terms of tough on crime probes. You're right. So here's Pope Leo. He responds to Trump. Let's listen.
I don't want to get into a debate with him. I don't think the ministers and the gaskets meant to be abused in the way that some people are doing and and I would continue to
speak on office against war. I don't need to push off east for voting dialogue and volunteer
lateral relationships among the states and look for just social problems. Too many people are
βsuffering in the world today. Too many innocent people that are killed and I think someone hasβ
to stand up to the site and there's a better way to do this. Pope is supposed to do that. So I guess he did a job. I guess so. So he hates this Pope that did his job for what? I guess so. Well, you know, Trump, the fear of COVID and boy, that was scary when they didn't know if they can have church because they had 10 feet apart. Talk times indeed. I guess they got more scary when Israel started blowing them up. Yeah. How about what they started killing Christians
blowing up their churches? Is that bother him? No. We know he's weak on crime because he hasn't condemned America outright as he should. So we know he's weak on crime in that regard. So this is not Comainee. Comainee says respect for Jesus Christ is an indisputable definite matter for Muslims. We condemn these insults directed at the Holy figures of the so what he's talking about is they hate the Jews. Is this so Trump put this out? He's supposed to be Jesus Christ.
No, he thought he thought. So wait, that way. So so this is so that's kind of blasphemous, right? Tucker went nuts on it. And so Comainee says respect for Jesus Christ is an indisputable definite matter for Muslims. We condemn these insults directed at the Holy figures of divine religions, including Jesus Christ. So that what happened after that? Trump took that down. Oh, did he portray himself as that? Or do you think, um, see, why should I go, oh, my Jewish
substance law made that? Because he don't know nothing better about it. You know, they don't get Jesus like that. Come on. Wait a minute, didn't Trump. You know, my son-in-law, Jared Kushner, he does my Twitter's from
βme a lot. That's why they read like some crazy Zionist Jew wrote him and made it, it's crazy.β
You know, what do you want? I'll be a black male. I can't believe we have yet another soft on crime. So this is what Donald Trump, he put out on true social and everybody's saying that's blasphemous. And people have their pushing and not as the saying goes over that. And I have a push too, by the way. And so that's, everybody's saying it's blasphemous. Tucker went after him the Pope. Even Comainee, right? We showed you this respect for Jesus Christ as an indisputable
definite matter for Muslims. Muslims do, they have, they have like murals to Jesus. And they love them better than our best friends Israel does. They certainly like a way better than Israel. They certainly like Jesus way more than Israel does. Yeah. And so Donald Trump was was asked about him doing this. Why, hey, why did you put that picture of yourself out looking like Jesus? And here's his response.
Thank you to your post that picture of yourself. It didn't do his Jesus Christ. Well, it wasn't to picture. It was me. I did post it. And I thought it was me as a doctor.
Had to do with Red Cross as a Red Cross worker there, which we support.
could come up with that one. So I had, I just heard about it. And I said, how did they come up with
that? It's supposed to be me as a doctor, making people better. And I do make people better. I make people a lot better. As an example, the 11,000, I understand your husband's going to do a treatment. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. He's going to do some very serious cancer treatment. So this goes along the way. Yes, sir. It sure does.
βSo did he do the tip thing? That's what he's talking to. Yes, that's what he's talking toβ
the door dash lady by the tips. So did do it. So he did do that. But here, here it is.
He's saying he thought he was a doctor. Not Jesus. That's his that. And you know what? Yeah, Red Cross, you know, the Red Cross. And then he took it down. Well, he did. Yes. Well, that's fake news anyway. I mean, he was just a simple, and he he's done so much for healthcare. And can you deny it? You can you deny it? Yeah, yeah, he's done so much for healthcare. Remember his last name is Jorge. We can't we can't we can't take care of people's
healthcare. We can't take care of day care. We got words to run. Thank you, doctor. Thank you, doctor. This is what Kurt says he should have posted. Now, name one offensive thing about that. I ask anyone. Magamotra day and holding the sweetest baby. There is the most blessed little baby suckling from his well, your teeth. It thought his teeth. That's pretty funny. And then you see the little of the background, little cherubs holding Epstein files. Oh, oh, oh. And then there's the
βjets, the fighter jets getting ready to kill people. Yeah, I honestly thought this was a doctor.β
So the Iran's truck doing some excellent trolling of Trump and so here's their troll on Trump. Are you ready for this? Come on, at least as you. If you've got me then I've got you. So render is beneath me. I think she'll not get in the tree. Snickers for Lisa and her. They're doing some excellent trolling of Trump Alburn Iran. God, I didn't think they need to put that picture of Liberty and Levin at the end. They're like that. Yeah.
Donald Trump sent J.D. Vance Jared Kushner and Whitkoff, his former real estate business partner, over to Iran to to negotiate a peace deal. Right. Three stuages like adventure.
Yes, now the problem is Kushner and Whitkoff are working, they're Mossad. They're working
for Israel. They're not working for the United States. And they and we all know Israel does not want the word to stop. They don't want a peace deal. And J.D. Vance is taking phone call. He's directly reporting to Benjamin Netanyahu and taking calls directly from BB Netanyahu. So he's also compromised by
βBB. And so they're all working against the United States interest. All of them. And so that's whyβ
they walked away from a peace deal, which would benefit who the United States and the rest of the world. So breaking Iranian state TV revealed the reasons for the failure of the talks with the United States. The US tried to achieve at the negotiating table when it could not achieve through war. The Americans demanded that Iran hand over their enriched uranium and open the strait of our moots without recognizing Iran's sovereignty over the strait of our moots. Iran has decided to
defend its national interests by military means and they're doing it. And even Alex Jones has turned on Jared Kushner and Whitkoff. He says Iran's diplomacy core say that Netanyahu and Kushner sabotage the peace deal at the 11th hour. Pay close attention to the expression of Jared Kushner's
Face.
So watch his face and he looks extremely happy according to Alex Jones. He does look extremely
βhappy. So that's what Alex Jones tweeted out. And here's what actually happened. This isβ
here's a CIA analyst, former CIA analyst on Andrew Paul Napolitano showed today. And this is what he got from his inside info on what actually happened. But you have some thoughts from the inside as to what happened. Yeah. One person I was in communication with just said that the basic problem was that the Whitkoff and Kushner, they were the ones putting the checks on J.D. Bands. If Bands had been allowed to just do the negotiations, we actually probably would have had
an agreement. Bands was not the one pushing the whole nuclear nonsense. Again, we go back to
the logic and consistency of what Trump is saying or not saying. And so we went from obliterating.
And you know, my understanding of the word obliterating means completely destroyed. Iraq, Iran's nuclear capability with midnight hammer last June. And by God anybody who suggested that there was any
βremnant left over and it wasn't successful, they got out. There's happened to the head of theβ
defense intelligence agency. So we start with that. Now, oh my God, they're still refusing to give up their quest for a nuclear weapon. Well, they don't have one. I thought you were obliterated. So how could they have one? So, but that came directly from Israel. I mean, this is Israel is calling the shots on this. Trump is not vacillating one Ioda from that party line. And it was the I get the name of the British diplomat. But he was the senior fellow well respected. And he was just up from
saying, look, Kushner or Whitkoff, those are those are Mossad assets. They're working for Israeli intelligence. They're not working for America. They're working for Israel, even though they have American citizenship. And this is where the, you know, the other problem is now developing with, among the electorate, the public opinion and animus directed now at Israel is growing. It's not diminishing. So despite the fact that, you know, 95% of Congress is a button paid for by APAC, that money's not going to
turn things around for them. So, and if you, if you doubt that, I just want to show you this.
βDo you have you seen this, Kurt? Yeah, what is happening?β
So that's just the two of them. Yeah, at the wall. Well, it's the wall telling them whispering to them what to do. Oh, wailing wall soon, my wall. This looks like that show that was on discovery or investigation discovery about people that want to fuck roller coasters. Like they're trying to inanimate objects. Yeah. These two assholes look like you're a fuck, both of you on your
whole country of fuck here. So here's what Glenn Greenwald says. Iran has been vehemently clear for
decades that it would never renounce the same right every country on earth has under the not nuclear proliferation treaty to enrich uranium for nuclear energy, but not for nuclear weapons. No country would ever give up that right. Trump never demanded this ludicrous concession until Israel ordered him that this has to be the red line. I still think Trump doesn't understand the difference between no nuclear bomb and no nuclear program. I agree with that.
But either way, any negotiations based on a demand that Iran gave up the right to enrich uranium even to 3.67%. Is designed in advance to fail and instead to restart the war so that Israel's ultimate aim can be achieved, shattering Iranian society and turning it into Libya or Syria. That's a Trump knows the difference. He did something bad at an Epstein party. Trump knows the difference. He didn't talk like this much of an idiot if you recall when people voted for him.
He suddenly talks the way a moron meal contacts because that too controls him because he did something bad. There's no way you would be doing all this unless you're involved in some dark bad shit on purpose. And here's a so someone tweets a Mossad commentary says Alex, you are sad, lonely and a pathetic person, right? Alex responds, "We all know Israel doesn't want the word to stop. If you were as smart as you think you are,
you would know I'm doing every one of favor." Oh, hell. He's doing every one of favor by telling people that these guys are are the infiltrator. And they're working against the United States, okay, if I didn't see what was written here, I would assume this picture was of a shapeshifter that somebody says they call it on camera
Because that's the kind of pictures they show when they go, look at how these...
in this picture. Look at that. Where are these two fucking spectres walking in?
I mean, Joe Kushner looks gross as hell, don't he? I agree. So you got it from Alex Jones, you got it from Judge in the Palatano show, you got it from CIA, ex-analyst Johnson, Glenn Greenwald, Alex Jones again, and I like this one. It says Mission accomplished, sir. That's Jared Kushner, Mission accomplished, Jady Bands, Noah Greenman, BB Netanyahu, thank you, my boy. Keeps eyes open. That's it.
There it is.
βThat's why he did such a bad job at this negotiation.β
This is a ceasefire update. This is from the Iran foreign minister, Sayed Abbas or I got G. I don't know why they have Italian foreign ministers in Iran, but they do.
We are disarrows, I guess. I guess so. We are disappointed with how U.S. behaved Netanyahu's
call to Vance during the meeting. He called. Yeah, who got to call it? Netanyahu called Vance during the negotiations. Shifted the focus from U.S. Iran negotiations to Israel's interests. The U.S. tried to achieve at the negotiating table what it could not achieve through war. We came here with good faith. The press conference by Vance before he left Pakistan was unnecessary. We are on late. That's right. They didn't have these Iran. They had these in Pakistan.
We are committed and prepared to safeguard our nation's interests and sovereignty. Is it funny how you remember how Iran had a democratically elected government and then you know, we overthrew it and stalled a puppet there. Everybody didn't like even though they could wear mini skirts. I mean, I don't want to take away from the mini skirt wearing, but be able to like it. So they overthrew it. Who would have thought that would be us? And it would have
taken place years before nobody would have ever guessed. Let me we're a Raj state like India was the England to Israel. Like a tiny little country runs all of our dumb shit politicians.
βSo what's really happening is that they want to start the war again. That's what that's whatβ
J.D. Vance, Kushner and Wittkov want. They walked away from the negotiating table, which by the way, the rest of the world sees this. They see this, right? Well, we're three every one, every B.D. And so, and here, and so the only, so the only alternative now is for Trump to start the war again. And here's Scott Ritter telling you what's going to happen if we start the war again. If we resume what we're going to lose, there's nothing that's happened militarily to change
is the dynamic that already delivered an American defeat. We don't control the state of war moves,
and we never will control the state of war moves. We cannot collapse the regime, the more we
bomb the stronger the regime gets. And I know there's been a lot of, you know, 17 flights moving around, replenishing the the the missiles on board the ships, getting more different. But, you know, we will in the Iranians do whatever you need to do. You'll burn through all your stuff within two days, and we'll be right back where we started. The same dynamics and play Iran controls every aspect of this conflict. We can blow up buildings on the ground. That's all we can do. We don't even know
it. If you think there's anything of value in any building in Iran today, I've got a bridge to sell you in Brooklyn. We're going to go back in there, Donald Trump says he's going to blow things up. Well, you touch a power plant, Donald Trump, and the lights go out throughout the Middle East. Every single major energy production field in Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, and the United
βEmirates disappears. Gone. And if you want to play even more stupid games, they'll start takingβ
out the soundization plants. And they'll do that in Israel as well. And that's life terminating. That's the end of modern civilization in this region. And this is where the Iranians are ready to go. If that's the day in the United States once played, this is why we stopped the war. Because that was, we had reached the capital of our escalation capabilities. Had we continued with his civilization erasing threats. There would be no energy coming out of the Middle East for a century. He stopped
Trump stopped because he understood this. So what's he going to do? Start all over again? So this is why he's taking a new attack. The blockade, but this isn't going to work a blockade is my definition in act of war. So he's in effect declaring war on Iran. And I anticipate that the Iranians were treated as a war like gesture, but I also anticipate that the allies of Iran aren't going to sit by and let this happen. I don't think any Chinese ships are going to say, well, we're not going
to an Iranian port because of this. I don't think any Russian ships are going to say the same thing. And I don't think the United States Navy is going to get too far boarding and detaining Chinese and Russian flag ships at this juncture. So Donald Trump is posturing right now. Let's see where it goes. But there's no place for him to go because the outcome is guaranteed. Continue to American military defeat. And we lose by not winning. And global economic disaster.
The outcome is guaranteed. U.S. militarily defeated and a global economic disaster. Here you go. Great job. Ciao, Trump. I'm tired of winning. I'm tired of winning. Yeah. I was like, people, people are going to say, we're just too much winning already. It's the hottest. It's ever been in this country. Anyway, so it's obvious that Jared Kushner
Whitkoff are not working for the United States.
himself into a corner because Benjamin Netanyahu is dictating all the policy. And he wants the United States to get their our ass handed to us. He wants to try to turn Iran into Syria and Libya. And if that's not going to happen, that's not going to happen. Iran is going to survive. And we are going to lose. We've already lost. And now Donald Trump, if he starts up the war again, we'll lose a second time. Yeah. Well, the plan is to destroy America itself. So that's working.
I blame, though, more than anything, the week on crime Pope. You know, I've never heard
that criticism of a Pope that they're too weak on crime. I mean, that's got to be from sometime in Middle Ages last time someone said something like that. Yeah, I need Jesus. I need Jesus to be a little harder on crime. You know what I'm saying? I mean, sure, he went, we hung out with the prostitutes and the tax collectors and I like Jesus' brother better. Yeah, I like Jesus' brother. Love the strongest. Yeah. It's kind of nuts. JD bands. And let's listen to what he has to say about Iran.
Final point that I'll say about this is the President of the United States is told me that he's told the entire negotiating team, the Secretary of State, the special envoy Steve would call if he said, go and work in good faith to come to an agreement. That is what he
βis told us to do. If the Iranians are willing in good faith to work with us, I think we canβ
make an agreement. If they're going to lie, if they're going to cheat, if they're going to try to prevent even the fractal fruits that we've set up from taking place, then they're not going to be happy because what the President has also shown is that we still have a clear military diplomatic and maybe most importantly, we've extraordinary economic leverage. So the President told us not to use those tools. He's told us to come to negotiating table, but if the Iranians don't do the
exact same thing, they're going to find out the President of the United States is not one to mess around. He's impatient, he's impatient to make progress, he's told us to negotiate a good faith, and I think if they negotiate a good faith, we will be able to find a deal. That's a big
of, and ultimately, it's up to the Iranians with how they negotiate, I hope they make the right decision.
So I think he's wrong about many, everything he said. He said that we have military dominance, we don't, obviously, we don't have that because the straight of our moves is closed. And he also says that we have economic dominance, which obviously we don't have that either because with the straight of our moves closed, it destroys the world economy,
βwhich will affect us also. So it's, he's not, that's just propaganda, I think what he's sayingβ
and my question to you is, has the United States already lost this war? I think the United States reputation in the world has been demolished under this administration to the point where nothing we say or do is believed. That's number one, number two. I don't think anybody is interested anymore in an arrangement with us that puts them at risk of being involved in a fiasco like the one we've got underway now. I go back to Vietnam in 1963
6465, the British Prime Minister was a man named Macmillan, and he met with a president first president Kennedy, and suddenly his successor, Johnson, and he said, "We're not going to be a nom." And the two were shocked. And I think this is because presidents have assumed, certainly since Eisenhower left office, that NATO was some sort of a collection of vassal states that were obligated to follow us in the hell wherever we decided to make it.
And that's over. That's absolutely dead on arrival now, which is why I'm a chrome, is trying to be a leader. I don't think it's going to go far, but he's trying to be the leader of the pack that says, "We're going to find a different way forward without you." Privately, I think President Trump is saying, "Well, that's a good thing. Let's get out of this."
The problem is he doesn't know how to get out. You know, you don't get out by insulting everyone.
βYou don't get out by destroying another country. If you want to really get out,β
you have to be truthful. And then secondly, you have to conduct negotiations in private. The problem with us is that we blow via publicly about everything. Everybody doesn't need to know what's discussed behind closed doors. What we need to know is whether or not there's going to be peace. Whether or not there's a new arrangement. And people are saying, "Well, Iran has no business having any influence over the strait and foremoves."
Well, we have another place called the Dardanelles. And the Dardanelles strait is controlled by the Turks. They control it. They control it since 1936. And it's a treaty called the Treaty of Montro. And this Montro convention, which was reached in Switzerland, stipulates how things will be handled. And it's worked very, very well. Our approach ought to be different from what it is.
Instead of confronting the Iranians head on, threatening them, we should say ...
an international convention of interested powers. That can be any number of different people
who can put together a solution for the Persian Gulf that ensures access for everyone.
βThat's the sort of thing you need to do. You go back to Greenland. You're upset about the Arcticβ
and access to the Arctic. Then why not put together some sort of treaty for the Arctic that allows people access to the resources are there. Instead of doing these things, we keep pulling out a baseball bat and acting like Al Capone at dinner, walking around a table and beating anybody over the head who doesn't agree with this. I think it's over. Those days are over that we can't behave like that any longer. And we shouldn't. We live in a different world. But I hold the minority
opinion. And I think, unfortunately, there are still a lot of Americans who are very enamored of that. They think that's a manifestation of our greatness. We beat somebody up last night. We're tough. We're the best. It's dumb. It's counterproductive. Hey, this is Jimmy. Who's this? Hey, Jimmy. This is JD Vance. Oh, hey. Wow, Mr. Vice President. How good of you to call
how you do? Jimmy, I'm doing real good. Everything is going very well. I must say we and by we, I mean, this administration, you know, we're really banging on all eight cylinders here. Even the war in Iran? All especially the war in Iran. Watching the President conduct these operations as commander in chief has been
really amazing. Just every detail of this war or a limited military operation. Maybe we're
supposed to call it that. It's been so carefully calculated for a scene. It's really just magisterial. Amazing to see Mr. Trump at work doing what he does best. Have you been there at his side this whole time these past few 10 stays? No, actually, I've been in Hungary. What? Why are you hungry? Yeah. President Trump was like, hey, JD. How about instead of being here in the war room, you traveled a hungry in campaign for President Orban? And I was like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
okay. Okay. Okay. So here I am. I see. At first I was like, I get it, Mr. President, very smart, smart in case God forbid something happened to you. The next in command will be safely far away so there won't be any disputed succession situation. And then he was like, no,
βthat is nothing to do with the go now. So I did, and I think Mr. Warban is a pretty goodβ
chance in November, or whenever they elect Hungarian. I forgot that. All right. All that aside, you think the war is going well, really? This is Trump's brand of brinksmanship working for you.
Oh, absolutely. First of all, look at the results. He ran still as uranium. We're now buying oil
from Iran. And Iran has total control of the streets of Poland. None of this would have been possible without Donald Trump. But as a Christian, to wake up on Easter morning and see his true social posts open the fucking straits, the maniacs, and threatening to end their civilization, I just, I read the post to my children as they were opening their Easter baskets. Jimmy, I cried a little bit. I'm not afraid of that. Wow. But part of that was because fucking
those shit had to put them weird ass thinking Indian treats in there and ruin all the fucking thing. Can't we have one fucking day in our house? It's white. What's next? These are bunny has six arms and a stand in on one foot. Anyway, point is we have a ceasefire. Thanks to President Trump. Even though Israel's violating it as we speak, you know that, right? Oh, buck.
βWhat do you mean, but Israel's bombing Lebanon still in violation of the ceasefire?β
Oh, you just touched. Mr. Vice President, this seems to be a major problem. Why won't you address it? Jimmy, I want to be President someday. Yeah, meaning what exactly? Meaning next topic, please. All right, fine. Look, talks between the US and Iran are slated to be held in Islamabad. Starting this Saturday, do you foresee yourself attending? Oh, absolutely, Jimmy. If you recall, Pakistan specifically indicated that the Iranians would rather
speak directly to me personally, rather than say, Steve Wittkoff or Jared Kushner.
Given that, I'd suspect my presence in involvement would be a safe assumption.
I look forward to using that role to further peace and resolution of this issue. Well, President
Trump just said today that you probably wouldn't be there. Bucket, what? He's fucking serious? Yeah, he said it would probably be Wittkoff and Kushner, specifically said not you. That fucking piece of shit, I'm tired of covering for his lying ass.
βAh, maybe you should try talking to him. Well, I'm in Hungary, so I can't.β
I can't talk to the President because he decided instead of being involved in the biggest event
of his second term, I should be campaigning in this weird Eastern European country where porn stars
come from. Right. Meaning the women who will do what normal women want. Yeah, yeah, no, I get it. You know what? Fuck him. Fuck this war. I'm tired of pretending.
βI'm going bullmoast on this party in this administration. I'm going to let the anti-warβ
maga win no wing know that I was opposed to this lunacy from day one and I will break from this administration on this and everything else and quite frankly spill the dirt about the mind-numbing incompetence. Wait, wait, hold on. I'm seeing a Cairon on CNN saying that you will be in attendance in Islamabad after all. Oh, oh, okay. Well, good. Like I said before, I really stoked to have this opportunity to work for peace. Uh-huh.
And Jimmy just sort of forget that other stuff I said because I've got jet lag and regular tiredness to work's been crazy. Uh, there's some indies festival calendar thing where Usha can have sex for a whole year and I'm here in this porn star country. So that's frustrating.
I'm just kind of all over the place. Thing last up, I probably shouldn't basically. So, uh,
βoh, okay. I got to go Randy and them are here for some weeks. Hey, hey, hey, hey, what's up, okay?β
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