Trump's MOST CLOWNISH Press Conference Yet!

That's on May 7th. That's a Saturday.

“Then we'll be in Tulsa and Oklahoma City, Spokane, Tacoma, go to jimmydoor.com for a link”

for all those tickets. See you there. Donald Trump had a press conference today. And it turns out it was all about trying to brag about some great military achievement. And it turns out that's a lie, probably, and also only Donald Trump could say that we obliterated

their air force, then get a billion dollar jet shot down and then pretend like that's

some kind of a victory. Wow. It's quite a spin. It's quite a spin. It's good for him, he's still spinning.

So let's go to it. These are, it was pretty clownish, the whole, I mean, honest to God, Donald Trump, when I, if you, I was listening to the press conference at first because I came a little late, so I had it on fast speed and he sounded, you know, uh, ridiculous, but he didn't

sound drunk, uh, but if you listen to it at regular speed, which I, so at, at some point

it caught up and it started to go regular speed, honest, he sounded, he sounded like a drunk guy would sound. Uh, this is a greatest, this is a greatest, we're just, we're just, boom, we're moderated and we're better, it's, it's, it's, it's, okay, so anyway, let's start, here we go. Let's start.

The entire country can be taken out in one night and that night might be tomorrow night. Um, if there's one thing Donald Trump's known for is his Disney-like optimism, and now a lot of people are also pointing to that saying that that he's threatening a nuclear work, because you can't take out the country in one night with conventional weapons. So, uh, he's just wildly, wildly, wildly, uh, even, even I am shocked at Donald Trump's

Bellicose nature, put it that way. Uh, sorry, what is the definition of Bellicose?

“I don't know what it is, let's just, what's the definition of Bellicose?”

Constraining aggression and willingness to fight. Okay. Yeah, I was right. Uh, I would, I would also put, uh, tints with gray. His hair looks good though.

I got to say, his hair is looking good. Let's keep it going, uh, that the whole thing, I'm just going to clip, so if you don't know what the thing, what the press conference was about, the press conference was about them trying to spin one of our pilots getting shot down and then launching a rescue

operation and probably spending a billion dollars on it because they left behind 17 aircraft

and they blew them up themselves and all this stuff and it's unbelievable, right?

“Uh, so, uh, so that's what it was about, but as I'm going to show you in the next segment,”

there's a very likely good chance that this was not about saving a pilot, that this was a mission that they failed at. It's very likely that this was a mission to get some kind of the nuclear material that they claimed, uh, they were, that Iran has and that it, it was a disaster. That's more likely.

I'm going to show you that in the next segment. But this segment, let's just look at the clown show of his press conference and it turned into an ass kiss fest also, uh, Pete Hedge-Saf, the CIA director, okay, let's listen to this. I'm going to introduce the head of the CIA and he is a man who is central casting, okay?

If we cast a movie, he's going to play the head of the CIA, he's one of the few John red lipstick, so they're using the central casting joke, so I'm expecting to check in the mail. Don't worry about it, though, uh, okay, here's another, there's another one, he's actually, he's actually talking, so let's listen, but to have a contingency as opposed to having

to wait two days, can you imagine right in the middle, this was central, this was right,

the, no, you wouldn't call it central casting, you would call that location scouting.

“So he's talking about location scouting, he's not talking about casting, so let's just”

let you know, okay. But to have a contingency as opposed to having to wait two days, can you imagine right in the middle, this was central, this was right, you would call it central casting if you were doing a movie for location, and probably the toughest area of Iran, where we'd be sitting there, so these planes came in, those pilots came in so fast and so quick,

and got, they came in so fast and so quick, they didn't even see the anti-aircraft fur that took them down, okay, the CIA was very responsible, here it is, so watch this, again, you can't take any of these guys seriously anymore, just because they're all hyperbole, he keeps giving deadlines, moving them back, 48 hours, another one move out, but watch this, watch how he pretends like one of the oldest sayings in the world, he just invented, but

or they just invented, let's listen, the CIA was very responsible for finding this little spec, it's like they used an expression and one of the shows, a general was talking about, it's like finding a needle in a haystack, fine, wow, what, that's, that's, that's, that's

“like secret code, CIA code, is that what that is, needle in a haystack? I've never heard this”

before, pre-tell, what does that mean? One of the general said, let's listen, the CIA was very responsible for finding this little spec, it's like they used an expression and one of the shows, and one of the shows, so he's talking Mark Levin or he's talking Sean Hannity, you know, these shows, the one of the shows, they used an expression and one of the shows, listen to this, you ready? It's like trying to find a needle in a haystack, boom, that,

you know what, I never thought of it that way, who came up with that saying, that is brilliant.

That is absolutely brilliant, that's their code word, is that a CIA code word? Hey, what's their code word for attack? 23s could do? I'm not shenanigans, this literally made me laugh out loud,

“when I was listening to it, what he said this, I wanted the shows, they used this term called”

needle in a haystack, you ever heard it? The CIA was very responsible for finding this little spec, it's like they used an expression and one of the shows, a general was talking about, it's like finding a needle in a haystack, finding this pilot, and the CIA was unbelievable. It's weird that they used it, I wanted the shows, one of these expressions that are great grandparents used to use all the time. Nobody would ever think to look there. Here's some more,

this is Pete Higgs-Eth. He's such an alpha male, he doesn't even know the meaning or pronunciation of the word impotent, ready? Here we go. Under the constant threat of Iranian forces closing in,

ultimately, it was an impotent. It was impotent. He couldn't get it upper, I mean up. He was so

impotent. He couldn't get a bunar. Why couldn't he get a bunar? I don't know, he's impotent. Ready? Here. Under the constant threat of Iranian forces closing in. Ultimately, it was an impotent, Iranian threat. And today is the CIA director mentioned, Iran's military, and we know this is embarrassed and humiliated, and they should be. Yes, they are embarrassed and humiliated. That they shot down one of our jets, even though he's claimed that we have decimated their

air force that we own the skies. Do you mean that kind of thing? By the way, don't, don't think this is what they're saying it is. I'm pretty sure this was not a mission to save that guy. But here we go. So here is the, is this the CIA guy? Is this where I'd cliff? I'm not even sure. Let's watch. Mr. President, I've had the privilege. Yes, this is. I'm seeing you act with political courage in the best interest of the United States up close on a daily basis. And I'm grateful that this

successful mission has given the American people a window into that as well. The Secretary and Chairman will tell you that our service members confidence is boosted by Commander and Chief who has their back the same way they have yours. Wow. Well, if anyone person you want to have

And be sure to get your completely untested confidence booster before you go into the field.

“This shows that. That is him. What's up? Mr. President. I've had the privilege. Privilege. I've”

seen you act with political courage in the best interest of the United States up close on me. You know, the courage to send other people to fight a war when you were Mr. The Firmant King when it was your term, Mr. You know, that kind of courage. The kind of courage to bomb a country that has no ability to attack us back, that kind of courage. Total courage. The courage to start an unwindable war. That kind of courage. Daily basis. And I'm grateful that this successful mission has given

the American people a window into that as well. The Secretary and Chairman will tell you that our service members confidence is boosted by Commander and Chief who has their back the same way they have yours. And I know that the confidence of CIA's officers is boosted by the knowledge that their work is informing a president who's not afraid to make the hardest decisions when the stakes are highest. In fact, the American people, your confidence, should be boosted by knowing

that the security of the nation is in the hands of a president who's willing to take on problems that have confounded both sides of the political aisle for nearly half a century. It is an honor to serve under a leader who just proved that you know, the problem that's confounded political leaders for half a century. You know, the problem of Iran not attacking us. You mean that

problem? The problem of Iran never starting a war. I mean that kind of problem? Yeah, that is a problem.

Yeah, you know how we overthrew their government and installed a press of dictator who tortured his own people? Yeah, that kind of problem. Yeah, you can believe him when he says no matter what,

“we will leave no one behind. We will come for you. Thank you. Okay, I remember when he was”

writing for president the first time, he said he didn't even like soldiers who got captured. Remember that? Oh, yeah. Yeah, but they're losers. Back to PD, but good old PD, Mr. Impentant. Here we go. But make no mistake about it. None of this would have been possible without the courageous leadership and iron-clad determination of president Donald J. So it just turned into like this ass kissing fest, white with radcliff and him. So radcliff he started it and then Pete Heggseff

he continued it. It just turned into one big ass kiss fest. But make no mistake about it. None of this would have been possible without the courageous leadership and iron-clad determination of president Donald J. Trump. From the moment our airmen went down, President Trump made it clear,

we will leave no one behind. The first mission, the first of two, was an audacious daylight thunder run

right up the middle. It was authorized in less than two hours from those of that pilot going down when we knew where he was and it was authorized in the middle of the night because anybody that's worked from this man knows he's up in the middle of the night authorized immediately without hesitation audatiously. The president demanded rapid decisive action. He backed our military with the full weight of his resolve refusing to let enemy propaganda or tactical setbacks deter us. His leadership

ensured that every lethal and non-lethal resource was brought to bear that our forces had the authorities and the support they needed to succeed. When the president says he has the backs of our warfighters, he means it and it means a great deal and it's a big difference on the battlefield. President Trump understands a piece through strength. It's not a slogan. It is a doctrine that saves American lives. His unwavering commitment to rebuilding our military and restoring

the warrior spirit has paid dividends in missions just like this one. Under his command America projects power with confidence and brings our people home with victory and that continues today by the way. Pro the president's direction today will be the largest volume of strikes since day one of this operation. Tomorrow even more than today and then Iran has a choice. Choose wisely because this president does not play around.

So they're seriously trying to convince us that the same effort is going to be given to foot soldiers as the highly trained national media figure fighter pilot. I mean, our military leaders hold those guys the foot soldiers in the same high regard that the Ukrainian military leaders hold

“theirs. That's what I'm thinking. And they're going to hope that we forget all this because of”

the multi-million dollar plane just got shouts out moments into the conf. This is okay. So here's uh, here's Trump on negotiations with Iran. The problem messaging on the war has moved from the war is coming to an end to war going to be bombing Iran to the stone ages and we've heard a range of those German messages. So are you to which is it? Are you winding this down? Are you asking me? I can't tell you. I don't know. I can't tell you. I can't tell you. It depends

what they do. This is a critical period. They have a period of, well, till tomorrow at 8 o'clock.

secret plan. Because that's what this is. But that would require a master doing it. This is a

sophomore class and covering your ass. Uh, like P. We Herman saying you meant to crash his bike

“in front of the neighborhood kids. That's kind of what this is. Um, so that's what I said. Pretending”

getting a fighter jet shot down by a military that Trump said was completely decimated as a victory as pure clown show. Iran is humiliated. Everything they say is a projection and a confession. Hey, you know, here's another great way you can help support the show. You should become a premium member. We give you a couple of hours of premium bonus content every week and it's a great way to help support the show. You can do it by going to JimmyDork.com. Click

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way to help put to thumb back in the eye of the bastards. Thanks for everybody who was already a premium member. And if you haven't, you're missing out. We give you lots of bonus content. Thanks for your support. So now there's lots of credible reporting that this was not a mission to save that guy that this was what what what what what was it's now becoming clear that what happened in Southern Iran was a botched operation carried out by the Trump regime. This was not about

rescuing a pilot. So there's there's some video of all the this is our American planes and they say we blew them up ourselves because the sand was too wet and they couldn't take off and we didn't want to leave them our technology. So this is what victory looks like. Just let you know, this is what winning looks like. But this it wasn't a rescue operation. It was a failed

“uranium heist. That's what that's what people are saying. Well, what I say Jackson, maybe they were”

rescuing uranium. You ever think about that? You don't have to be so negative. Breaking according to an informed US military source, not one, but four M8-6 is little bird helicopters had to be abandoned and destroyed at the landing site along with two C130 Hercules. That's according to ABC news during the operation to MQ9 reaper drones were also shot down. And then guess what they found, they found a massade agents, ID card, breaking the ID card of a major Amanda. I'm writer of the

US Airfoad. Oh, I'm sorry US Airforce. Sorry, not massade US Airforce was found at the C130 destruction site. Her B2 residency permit from Israel was also found. Wow, what do you think about that? So this, you know what this reminds me of by the way, this reminds me of Jimmy Carter. Remember when Jimmy Carter tried to rescue the hostages back in 1979 in Iran. And then they all, yeah,

“that's what that reminds me of. Oh, we didn't know the sand would get in our helicopter engines.”

That's what they said. In Trump said today, we did, the sand was too wet or it was too soft or something. He was all over the place. But a lot of people are reporting that this was actually a mission that failed. Let's listen. Behind closed doors, Donald Trump has reported the weighing a bold and risky option, according to reports. The president is considering a mission to go inside Iran and attempt to take control of nearly 400 kilograms of uranium. Such a plan were to be

executed. American forces would have to enter hostile territory and stay there for several days. Hey, is it a good side when the news is reporting your secret plan? Is that really a good side? I would have to say no. Here is, this is from Judge Napolitano show, Judge Gritobotcast. And this is what people in the nose seem to be saying. The threats of an operation against a manuclear enriched uranium that was supposedly held by the Iran. Obviously, there was over

the weekend. We've seen some failure of an operation to take place. It started off with an F-15 coming down on Friday, on Thursday night. By Friday, it was the only case that the F-15 if shoot done was near his farm. What was it doing near his farm? F-15 was apparently very senior crew onboard the Colonel. In the way then, the attempt to rescue it, clearly went wrong. And it was ambushed and it was led to many aircraft being destroyed. And what seems to have

happened is there was an attempt to sort of do two operations together. The extrication of the crew

of the F-15. And then what Trump has always been seeking, which was in boom out of operation,

but by Saturday morning, they will come back off of having entered into the tunnels that

of the 60% is sitting in a tunnel waiting to be taken. And it was, you know, the operation,

“the Maduro type operation that Trump has been seeking was supposed to take place. In the end,”

it's ended with a whole litany of aircraft that have been destroyed. See 130 Hercules aircraft, Airbus, also, a number of these small helicopters have also been destroyed. And so that is failed. It's now very clearly the Iranians can see exactly how the United States was planning a special forces operation to seize the uranium. And they counted it. And they ambushed the forces at the time. And that operation is now over. I don't think it could be restarted.

It was not popular within the Pentagon in the first place. Trump had been warned against it.

And it's now ended disastrously. There are lots of details of these operations that are not quite clear yet. But the fact that it is being a catastrophe in terms of an attempt to do, you know, a quick special forces operation like in Venezuela, in one evening out the next day, right? This was going to happen. They were going to waste the hand. They were just near to his hand. Or when they were attacked, they originally landed on a left field. If you look at the

geography of his hand, it is completely desert with mountains around it. I mean, there's nothing great at all. It was very barren place. Anyway, it was a site of a disaster. And so now we're back to where we work with Trump saying, well, now you have an ultimatum. There are only a few hours left. He's not the only one saying it. Here's former CIA officer Larry Johnson saying the same thing.

Let's listen. By the way, what I don't get is we already destroyed all the uranium the first time

“we won the war. What happened? Did we do that? Then we do that back in June. That's what I thought.”

So, basically, this rescue operation is a combination of desert storm and lagged the dog. Okay, here's the former CIA guy. Look, the story we've been given. It's a lie. Several fronts. What that F-15 was doing up in that area, what was its mission? I think it was involved in preparation for a ground attack of the Natans nuclear reactor. When the plane went down, the number of assets that one of the pilots was picked up immediately, but the other one they couldn't

find him. There's now information online, which I've been assured is accurate, that this pilot was apparently hit the ground five miles north and west of the point where he was rescued.

And he basically did escape innovation to get to the top of that mountain to be ex-field.

Now, here's where it really gets strange. It doesn't, you know, the explanations don't make sense. There, at that site, there were two C-130 aircraft. Those are fixed wing aircraft with four propellers. The joint special operations command, J-Sawk. They have a...

“So, that's what they're saying. That sounds like a failed attempt to either grab their uranium”

or to bomb some kind of nuclear plant. That sort of looks like I think I'm going to go with this. I'm going to go with the X-Mr. CA guy. So, the Pentagon says zero deaths, a C-130 with no ejection seats exploded mid-air, former CA analyst Larry Johnson isn't buying any of it. A C-130 on fire crashed into the ground, no ejection seats, no one walked away from that. He says the rescue of one down pilot cost at least five aircraft. The Pentagon's explanation, they destroyed the C-130s themselves.

The tankers from weeks ago mid-air collision. Every loss gets a convenient story that avoids one admission. A ran can still shoot back. All of this after Trump declared Iranian air defenses completely obliterated. Larry says the lies are off the chart. Let me do one more. Four days ago, the Washington Post reported that Trump and the U.S. military are considering to build an airport inside Iran. She sees the enriched uranium and take it out with the transport

aircraft. This is exactly what happened and they used the pilot rescuing claim to cover it. They actually tried this but failed. That sounds more like it. That sounds more like it. And here is what Iran says, Americans, they bomb their own soldiers. What a hear it, here it is.

following the laughable attempts by America's terrorist army to conduct such and rescue operations

“for the downed fighter pilot. Several enemy aircraft entered our beloved nation of Iran on the”

morning of April 16, 1405 by God's grace and with the vigilance and readiness of Islam's warriors in our armed forces using electronic warfare, advanced air defense systems, a ground-based mosaic defense strategy and establishing a military and security perimeter. Several of these aircraft including two C-130 military transport planes and two Black Hawk helicopters were struck and forced to make emergency landings in an area south of Isvahan. After our heroic Iranian warriors

completed the siege of the enemy, the humiliated force was forced to heavily bomb their own

downed aircraft equipment, commanders and soldiers to prevent the disgrace of President Trump and the hollow facade of their army. The ignorant President trapped in the war and aggression he started and the incompetent cowardly generals of America's terrorist defeated army have clearly understood that any aggression, ground operation or infiltration at any point in Iran will be met with decisive and humiliating defeat by the power of divine soldiers. The iron fists

of our warriors and armed forces the heroic basage and the brave and courageous nation of this land. The disgrace of the trapped President and America's defeated army cannot be repaired through word-games, media warfare and psychological operation. There is no doubt that all these victories and proud achievements of Iran have been under the special grace and favor of Almighty God and we are certain that the divine promise will be fulfilled in the final victory of truth over

falsehood and victory comes only from Allah, the Almighty, the Almighty, the Almighty.

“So now that was translated by AI. So I think that's maybe why they got the day, it says”

that April 16th, 1405. So I think that's most likely what happened. But of course, this could

very well be Iranian war propaganda as well. So you got to always take that with a great assault

what someone like that says. They do their war propaganda. We do our war propaganda. So I wouldn't put too much faith into what this guy said. But but I would put faith into what what this guy said and I would put faith into what that guy said. But and that's a pretty good take to by Megatron, nicely done. But let's just let's just take a look at this. Here's Donald Trump. We're going to win so much. You may even get tired of winning. And you'll say, please, please, it's too much

winning. We can't take it anymore. Mr. President, it's too much. And I'll say, no, it isn't. We have to keep winning. We have to win more. We're going to win more. We're going to win. That's what winning looks like. This is what winning looks like, ladies and gentlemen, the straight of our moves is closed. We all of our, we're losing what 17. 17 air force planes. And what is it? Two, two, see 130's. They're shooting down our fighter jets. We got a bomb our own

equipment is to get the hell out of there. It's that doesn't look good. Not good. Not good as Donald Trump would say. So just to let you know that the, just to let you know that the entire propaganda around the entire story around the Iran protests and the people are rising up against the regime.

“Remember those story, oh, not, then Iran is slaughtering their own people. Remember that. Oh,”

we got, they don't care about their killing. They're slaughtering their protesters. We're going to have to go do something about that. And, you know, if there's, if there's one group of people that Trump really cares about its protesters. And so that recently, and so we, as, as this was happening, we were telling you, this is war propaganda that the Mossad and the United States actually instigated these riots or protests inside of Iran. And the reason why there was violence and

the Iranian government was shooting people is because the Mossad and the United States armed those protesters. They instigated the protests and then they armed them. And they started shooting Iranian cops. They started blowing up and burning down mosques. And so that's what

remember when the New York Times recently admitted this was true, right? So again,

“another conspiracy proven true that it was, it wasn't a spontaneous uprising. It weren't spontaneous”

riots. And the reason why the Iranian government was shooting some of the protesters was because they were being armed by Mossad. That there it is. New York Times has essentially confirmed that Israel played a role in stimulating the violent regime change riots that left around 3,000 dead in Iran, not 30,000, not 80,000 around 3,000 on January 8th and 9th. But which for marketed in the West, as pro-democracy protests, that's not what they were. The same thing the United States

does all over the place. They take a bunch of money. They take a bunch of weapons. They find people

inside of a country. They give them the money. They give them the weapons and they say go nuts. And destabilize the country. Well, we did it. We tried to do that in Iran, a January.

“But the thing is now Trump is admitting it. This is, let's listen, this is from, this is on Fox News.”

Let's listen. Now, the president also provided new details on what happened earlier this year, as the Iranian regime took to the streets and slaughtered what the president tells me is 45,000 civilians in there. Okay. Well, that's just the made up. This is made up number.

It was 3,000, as we're going to believe Max Blumenthal, you're going to believe that

the more propaganda by Donald Trump. On country, after that took place, President Trump told me that the United States sent guns to the Iranian protesters. He tells me we sent them a lot of guns. We sent them through the Kurds. And the president says he thinks the Kurds kept them. He went on to say we sent guns to the protesters, a lot of them. So we now have, we have now had Israel, Trump, and Scott Besant, the Secretary of Treasury, openly admit two things about

the Iran war. US sanctions, policies targeted civilians to instigate economic protests, which is what those were. The Mossad and the CIA funneled guns and had on the ground operatives stirring up violence. Even Israeli media confirmed during the protests that foreign elements are arming the protesters in Iran with live weapons. Okay. So just so you know that which means the Iranian government wasn't lying when they said the violent

protesters were backed by US and Israel. So is he admitting that the protests that resulted in the

“loss of life were staged by the CIA? I think that's what he unwittingly admitted. Oh,”

where are the 40,000 dead Iranian crowd right now? Where are they? So the protest was an act of provocation and the Iranian government was right to deal with it as that. Yes, yes. In fact, if you want to see Trump admit it, but with his own mouth, here it is. Eris Donald Trump, this was yesterday at the Easter eye. I like that tie he's got on by the lights and I say, here we go. I don't have guns. You know, we sent some guns, but the group that was supposed to give, which I said would happen to my people.

I said it, I called it exactly. We sent guns. Lot of guns. They were supposed to go to the people, so they could fight back against these guns. You know what happened? The people that they sent them to capture. Because they say, what a beautiful gun I think I'll keep it. So I'm very upset with the circuit group of people and they're going to pay a big price for that. But the Iranian people will fight back as soon as they know they're not going to be shot. And as soon as they can

get weapons. Yeah, that's not that that's not happening. The Iranian people, they're out in the streets showing the solidarity every night, even while we bomb them. So that's actually what's happening. Imagine if somebody was bombing our country, could you imagine people would be like, yes, keep bombing our country because we don't like our governments. It's as much as as much as the Democrats and Rachel Maddo and Liz Cheney hate Donald Trump. I don't even think they would be

cheering on bombing our own country to get a regime change in the United States. Some Kurdish factions are responding to the remarks from President Trump. We did not receive any weapons during the time of the demonstrations in Iran. That's the PDKI representative to the USA told Fox News. Fox also reached out to additional Kurdish parties for comment. So it sounds like Trump's making this

narrative was pretty much the only moral fig leave the pro-war camp could still hide behind.

“In effect, he's confirming, no, I assure you, my war is 100% indefensible, zero moral basis,”

whatsoever. That's basically what he's saying. It's also yet another immensely depressing

illustration of the extent to which we're still all manipulated by the media, which mainstream outlet globally questioned the peaceful protesters framing. Well, no, no, no, no, mainstream outlet. We did it immediately here. Of course, other places in the, the gray zone, Max Blumenthal, which mainstream outlet globally wasn't the Iranian government kept saying this wasn't true, but which outlet even entertained the possibility that they, that the Iranians were

telling the truth. I can't think of one. And he goes on, not one, not one, mainstream news outlet. As far as I can see, this was universally dismissed as Iranian propaganda. As is sadly,

almost always the case, the media just ran the U.S. State Department script. The Iranian regime is

“massacaring innocent civilians for wanting freedom. Remember, that's what George Bush and Dick”

Cheney used to say when they wanted to go into her. They hate us for our freedom. Really, maybe they hate us because we've been overthrowing their governments, installing puppet dictators that oppress their people. You think, maybe that's why, maybe that's why they hate us because we're propping up a genocidal regime in Israel. You think, maybe that's why they hate us. You think, maybe because we did an occupation of Afghanistan for 20 years. You think, maybe that's

how about we overthrew their government in Iran in 1953 and then installed the Shah Iran who was a horrible brutal dictator. Maybe that's why the ridiculously cartoonish narrative that women just want to show their hair and get killed for that. Except we now have the

“present of the United States confirming that the protesters were, in fact, sent a lot of guns”

making them actual US armed insurgents. Imagine if you lived, imagine if Iran, if we found out that there were protesters who were shooting cops in the United States that were burning down churches in the United States. Imagine if Iran was sent, we found out they were sending the protesters who were shooting cops in the United States and burning down churches. Imagine if we found out Iran sent them the guns to do it. Imagine that. How would we respond? Imagine that.

Except now we have the president of the United States confirming that the protesters were

in fact sent a lot of guns. Hopefully it finally shames the media into doing the bare minimum.

I either actual job. Treat Western government claims with the same skepticism they reflexively apply to official enemies. But I'm not holding my breath. I'm not holding my breath either. The US media is 100% Zionist captured and also captured by our own state department and our own military industrial complex. As is MSNBC, they're called MSNow, which stands from multiple sclerosis now. So yeah, we already covered that the New York Times admitted it.

We already covered that Israel actually admitted it. But now we are covering that Donald Trump is saying it out loud in front of cameras into microphones. So the whole idea, the whole moral justification for doing anything we're doing over there is completely out the window because we were the ones causing the riots. We were the ones instigating them and then we were the ones arming them. I just can't, it's just imagine for a second if that was reversed that there

were armed protests in the United States shooting cops, burdened churches down and we found out Iran was setting. But just imagine that. Do you think that would make us want to go, oh yeah, thanks for helping over through our government? No. So the idea that Iran wants us people of Iran want us to do this is soft-mork it best and just a clown show. It's just war propaganda. And it is the thing that is said as our no point points out that people still fall for it.

What do you, when are people going to stop falling for this? I thought it was over with Iraq. I thought that when we said that Saddam Hussein was a threat and he could send a nuclear bomb towards our way and he's got weapons of mass destruction and we found out there was all lies.

Oh, oh, Khadafi's he's slaughtering his own people. We have to go save them.

I thought it would be over then or same thing with Syria. Oh, it's Assad is slaughtering his own people. We have to go save them and the way we save them is we, we bump back to Al Qaeda and

“Al Qaeda is in charge of Syria. That's how we save them. I thought that would be over.”

It's not. I thought it would be over when people would saw this genocide and Gaza that we supported funded and made possible and all the lies that we said surrounding that. The head, the beheaded babies and all the grapes that happened on October 7th and all that stuff. It's amazing how well it still works. How people are still so willing to accept this kind of propaganda. It's, it's mind boggling to me that Americans are still so willing to hate on

people who never did anything to them and believe the worst things about them. Even though they've

been shown for at least the last 25 years, how unbelievably evil, uh, bella coasts, there's that word again, our own government is and how they, how everything they say about war with the, uh, Middle East countries is a lie. I don't know if, if you guys remember, this was a very famous video that went wrong and this is a, uh, in Israeli stealing land from a Palestinian and he's basically saying if I, if I don't do it, somebody else will. Let's see.

Yeah, I thought you know, this is not your house. Yes, but if I go, you don't go back. So what's the problem? What are you yelling at me? I didn't do this. I didn't do this. But it's easy to yell at me, but I didn't do this. You are stealing my house. And if I don't steal it, someone else is going to steal it. No, no one's going to know what it is. It's allowed to steal it. I mean, they'll know she'll leave us here. He's there. So he's like, hey, if I don't steal it, somebody else is going to steal it.

She called him by name, they're neighbors. They know each other. What a piece of garbage this guy is. So you got to talk to anybody in the yag of, you know, it's my house. You're still. Well,

“so much is stealing your house. But wonder where terrorism comes from. So that's what they do.”

That's, that's just the regular remote. Can you imagine that? Somebody coming and stealing your house and trying to jay. Anyway, so breaking Jews and Manhattan are stealing homes of black people through deep theft. Let's let this is real. Oh, this is. Well, who the Cabod people are of who is it? Like is it like Lakewood New Jersey community of aces? Let's watch. Deep theft where homeowners are essentially tricked out of their properties has been a

pervasive problem for a few years now. And now this group is rallying outside the governor's office demanding that she do something about it. My father and I worked really hard. We scraped and received and we purchased our home legally and legitimately. Rachel Cyprian was shaking mad as she spoke with us outside the governor's office about the devastating impact of her 15-year fight to

“reclaim ownership of her Brooklyn home following deep theft. It leads to homelessness.”

It leads to depression. It leads to all sorts of failures. Here we are black people in this country now for over 400 years and what constantly starting from square one. Deep theft is when a property's title is transferred away from the rightful owner generally due to deceptive or predatory tactics frequently the targets or seniors and communities of color. Now Brooklyn City Councilman Chio say is pressing the governor to put a moratorium on

evictions where there's a deep theft case pending or being investigated. We're pleading to the governor to the head of the state to do right by all of us to do right by black new workers and to do your job. During the moratorium Chio say and other elected leaders are demanding legislative fixes like more support for homeowners in eviction court, special investigative units inside district attorneys offices, a public database of show companies associated with deed theft

and more. In response, a spokeswoman for the governor's office did not mention an immediate moratorium but said the governor has taken a number of steps to push back against deed theft. Quote, "No New Yorkers should be cheated out of the opportunity to keep their home,

which is why governor Hulkel has proposed $40 million in her state budget for the home owner

protection program and why she has led the way in enacting strong protections to empower homeowners and crack down on illegal deed theft. But advocates say they will press on for more reform and that immediate moratorium. We're going to Hulkel it is now at your door. What are you going to do to keep black families

there have been roughly 3,500 complaints of deed theft in New York City alone. So we will continue following these proposals and continue to follow up with the governor's office in councilman's office as this moves forward in midtown Henry Rossoff.

“Pixel 11 news. So is New York being governed by pizza rat now or is?”

So how do we know that it was the Jewish community and this is not just blood libel that was doing this to me. Well, let's watch. So I got this video. This is an Israeli man tries to seize a house in New York City like it's the West Bank. Let's watch. Wanna watch here's a little

short clip. You guys are trying to stem my boy eyes properly. Look. It's the second time

he came around and tried to buy each other together. All right, that's all I want to say. Hey, no inspection. You don't own the house. Get out of here. I don't own the office. Let's go order. It's my speaking. No, get out of here. Fake ass, call or look at this. Let's take a side stance. You guys been here for years. Get out of here. Get out of here. With the call of cops, who came to cops came, they did nothing. Get out of here. No, oh yes. I did nothing. No, this guy's

on the scan. We're not paying over it. We're not paying over to give a fuck about that little fake guy's hat. We're not being fuck at all. We're not paying. We're not paying. I'm trying to play. I'm trying to get him to the fuck out of here. You guys still run out of here. We don't give a fuck about that hat here. We don't give a fuck about that. We're not just... Wow, the self-control and that black guy's part because for a guy to stand there in that pose while he tries to steal your house and

guy only has something to say about your hat. That's it. That's a lot of self-control.

“Well, I think that apartment was promised to him 2,000 years ago. I don't know if you know.”

Probably. So that's... And you wonder why anti-Semitism might be finding a rebirth. You wonder why? And I know Jews who don't go along with this kind of garbage. Most of the Jews I know don't go along with this guy. Most of them don't like this dude. Yeah. Okay. So we'll tell this guy. Yeah, there's a coalition that much the way Britain drew those fake lines around Iraq and everything was colonialists. The Zionists did that around Jews because

Jews are not this guy. They're not all this guy. So it's kind of unfair to have them all lumped in with people to ship like this. But that's such a... That's such a sexy look. Isn't it? That's such a guy. I was going to say he really is wearing the hell out of those slacks. Hey, okay. Don't you think they should update their their garb, at least a little or something?

“I don't know. Maybe maybe I'm worried about the wrong thing. Like the blues brothers?”

But let me just... deed theft is also known as home title theft or deed fraud. It's a form of real estate fraud where someone illegally transfers the ownership, the title or deed,

of a property to themselves or a third party without the rightful owner's knowledge or consent.

The goal is usually to extract the home's equity by selling it, taking out loans or mortgages against it, renting it out or using it in other schemes before disappearing. It's a serious crime involving forgery, identity theft and falsification of public records. Though the Ford's deed itself is typically invalid and court resolving it can still be costly right time consuming and disruptive or victims. Wow. They didn't even bother calling it

eminent domain anymore. They just come out and say they're stealing it. At least bank robbers have the decency to say exactly what they're doing. I got to give it to that Jewish guy. I had a lot of goods for it to show up like that with a fake deed. I mean, and stay on there like this. I think I could have your house. So yeah, I know. So here's the typical steps in how deed theft works. deed theft schemes often follow a similar pattern exploding public property records and

weaknesses and identity verification targeting a property fraudsters look for vulnerable homes

such as second or vacation homes rental properties vacant or unoccupied houses properties owned

by elderly deceased or absentee owners often those with clear title and substantial equity no outstanding mortgage. They pull basic details from public records from tax assessments, property listings, or online sources. To gathering personal information, scammers collect the owner's details through public records, social media, data breaches, dark web, or fishing, or mail theft. Key info includes full name, social security number, date and date of birth and sometimes signatures.

This enables identity in personation. They also create forged documents using the stolen info.

without warranties and an easy to for and are easy to forge warranty of grant deeds.

“They forge the owner's signature, create fake IDs for example driver's license and social security”

cars and may use a dishonest notary or fake notary stamp to make it look legitimate. In some cases, they impersonate the owner or claim to represent them. They also the fake deed is filed with the county recorders office register of deeds or equivalent local authority. Once recorded, it creates the appearance of a legitimate ownership transfer in public records. This step can happen quickly and often goes unnoticed initially, especially for absentee owners.

With ownership on record, the fraudsters can then sell the property, sometimes to unwitting buyers, via all cash deals, to take out mortgages, home equity loans or lines of credit against it, rent it out or collect payments and use it for money laundering or as collateral and other schemes. When loans go unpaid, the real owner may face foreclosure notices, leans and eviction attempts, victims often discover the issue, only when bills stop arriving, strange male appears,

or they try to self or refinance. These areas that talk about is looking up as tripled the theft since in the last couple of years. And the areas here's how we know that it's orthodoxy and is doing it is because those areas are where they would do that. Bedstie, bushwick, all the places that we're getting gentrified when I was in there, like bushwick. So that those were all the, and I guess that, you know, when I live in bushwick, my landlord that I had

Allen, who was orthodox too, was very fair, not kind of scumbag guy, and he had the curly queues and shit, but things really kicked up a notch, haven't they? And I'm surprised with mom Dommy, that it muslim communist in office. Oh, yeah, he's definitely a communist. Sure. So, you know, they're coming for your kidneys next, right? You know, you know, that's a thing that's been an ongoing problem in New York, an Amy Shaker comic, almost got her, I'm not making

this up, Oregon's stolen, two strange women wearing UPS outfits and a guy in the background chasing her, and it sounded unbelievable. I looked it up during the pandemic. They had a rash of Oregon thefts in New York. Well, I saw made up, that's real. It wasn't there, a string, why is the number

“19 19 rabbi's got caught doing Oregon trafficking in New Jersey, right? Okay, so I think that's”

Lakewood from by where I'm from, and I think it was even like gross. Yeah, it was definitely Oregon theft. And even a mayor was involved of a some small town in, is that it Lakewood? I'm almost positive. It's Lakewood. And that's remember cars for kids, commercial, 1-8-7-7 cars for kids. Yeah. And you'd be like, why would a kid have a car? Well, that was kabad. That's a kabad community. You know, like the moonies of Jews? Oh, okay. So, there you go.

It's not just an Israel. I really, well, it's in, so bedstye. That's where you could probably get away with stuff like that. But I'm curious, like, who is doing that the most? Who are big real estate type people? It's not black people. It's like, it's not the most looms doing it, is it? Hey, this is Jimmy, who's this? Hello, Jimmy, door. This is Kevin Space.

Ah, disgraced actor, Kevin Space, the acquaintance of the show. Thanks for calling.

“You're welcome. Hey, to what do we owe this pleasure, sir?”

Well, Jimmy, I just wanted to call your show because you've always been so generous to me

and giving me access to your audience. And no other news out there will have me on or even take a message for me. What did you want to convey to my audience, exactly? To dispel these ridiculous rumors about my death, of course. What rumors? I haven't heard anything about the rumors that you are, unfortunately, that true. Very funny. I'm sure everyone is aware at the beginning of this current war with Iran. A rumor started to circulate on social media that

I had been killed in an air strike on Tel Aviv. I'm happy to report that no such thing occurred and I was safely inside a bomb shelter. I thought only Jewish Israelis were allowed in the bomb shelters. Turns out they make exceptions for world-famous Israelophilic sex crime, perhaps. Oh, thank goodness. I know, right? Anyway, I'm alive, so this is all fake news.

I don't think it was any kind of news at all, actually. This is the first I've been hearing about it.

Jimmy, you should really expand your horizons when it comes to your news sources.

“All right. Hey, I'll add them to the list. What else is going on with you Kevin Spacey?”

All the usual just settled a few civil cases out of four. Yeah, let me guess. S.D. X. Abuse cases? How did you know that Crescan? How did you know? Just call it a hunch. Well, as you probably know or should, I have defeated all my accuses and court up to now.

However, my lawyer warned these three bitter little twinks might actually have a case.

Oh, well. Happily, I had a much more satisfying day in court a few weeks ago. Oh, really? What was that? Jimmy, do you remember how in 2017 I was accused by various people of sexual misconduct and fired from the hit next Netflix show House of Card? Yeah, of course. But what does all

“this have to do with living in Israel now during the war with the red?”

I'm getting to that. Okay. So by firing me and pulling the plug on the season, the production company MRC lost $100 million. Wow. Good. I said, hope it hurt. Wow. But then, they sued their insurance company saying they should have been compensated fully because their insurance policy for House of Card's included a clause covering debilitating illness of a primary actor. Yeah, okay. All right. Well, the same people who fired me, all of a sudden claimed that I had an

illness, sex addiction. Oh. And that was why they had to end the show. So the insurance company should pay. Oh, my God. I know shameful. But luckily, I was called to the stand by the

defense. Oh, and Jimmy Revenge is sweet. Sex addiction. I said, never heard of her.

Sure. I went to rehab. It was for some knee shit or some shit and besides for that clause to be mad, I would have to be having so much sex that it interfered with production, which was unfortunately not the case. I see. And a few days ago, the jury returned a verdict of fuck you to the people who fired me and ruined my life. Glad I could return the favor of fellas. I hate to say it, but that is kind of awesome in a way. Thank you. And the best part was

since it was a legal battle between a Hollywood production company and a Hollywood insurance company, no matter which way wet my Israeli benefactors would be happy. Oh, okay. Where are you going to get back to the Iran War topic? I was lying. I mean, okay. I guess whatever. The war has been a huge success so far. They can even stop now and still proclaim victory. The Iranian regime is still more or less intact. The streets of Hormuz are now closed to

“international shipping. This is a huge win for Trump in my opinion. Do you really think that?”

Of course not, because in his ass might be my only way back in the making money in the states. I thought you liked it over there. Are you kidding? Yeah. Oh, I love having shackles sarcastically thrown at me while singing across the sea in a tiny cabaret stage. I love it. Also, there are bombs here sometimes. Awesome, dude. It rocks. Seriously, get me to fuck out of here. I want to come home. Okay. Well, best of luck with that Kevin Spacey, but we got to

we got to show to do. Take care. Goodbye. Please sue me so I can be in the news again. Hey, become a premium member of GoToJimmydoorcomedy.com. Sign up. It's the most affordable premium program in the business. All the voices performed today are by the one and only the inimitable Mike McCray. He can be found at Mike McCray.com. That's it for this week. You'd be the best you can be and I'll keep being me.

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