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But it do give that a little bit. You never been negative. I've definitely been.

I'm not having a certain conversation with your wife because my family is always like, "Wait in that beer." Yes, it is beer. You don't know none about real life. That can't be true. Not that. I mean, you know a little song, you smart, but. I have been famous longer than I've been unfamous. Come on. I guess I am that old, which I also realized as we were counting the gray hairs on my balls this morning.

“We, we, in my girl. That's what you're doing the morning, you know?”

Yeah. How many years have you been? If you waxed, you wouldn't have to deal with it. It was quite a bit. If you took care of it, like she said to come in. She didn't. She wouldn't look and rake either. Like, they raked long. She would look like weeds. I see why the new account's waiting, did they think?

I see why I did y'all know what's going on. I keep the balls. How many hours? It is 100 degrees outside. Oh, I wouldn't know what it is outside. Do I have been outside? It's not a matter of your year. It shouldn't be. I mean, fuck that. It's room. All stinky and shit. You know, it's good.

Fogging, smogging, smoky. Yeah. That's crazy. I've been outside life. I hate it. Why are you outside? Is that? Why are you outside? Because I don't want to be inside with my kid.

I mean, so you leave him and go on like this. We don't have to do this at all.

I've got two options. The risk, lung disease, the size, the size, the size, the shit, bring him with you. Oh, God. You think I did it? That really is all that. That's the right to that park. You think I'm joking? - Yeah, me and Mark, we were too much on guard now.

(laughing) - Oh, my God. - He's telling you crazy, Doug. - How y'all doing? - Feel great, man.

- Good, good, good. - Good, good to see y'all. - Good to see y'all. - Everybody good? - Shit.

- Small, small, get everybody down with side. - That's correct. - Good to see you, man. - Get your laps in y'all. - You stupid, y'all.

- I don't know who we can plan at the cancel it, so I was like, no, man. - Just do a cardio outside. - Yeah, then I was just, I put him like, fuck, a ready-class.

I couldn't be back to stuck in the house for days. The school canceled on activities, it's fucked up. - Yeah, yeah. Sorry, you're going through that work. (laughing)

Was there some shit we've grown up and we were just too poor to know, like, air quality problems? - Uh, I'm problem. - That's a good question. - Probably.

- Just what we did. (laughing) - If it wasn't air quality problem, we wouldn't go do that in the body. - Like, y'all know how those areas,

they always smell like shit when you drop them.

- Yeah. - Shit like that, like. - Try it. - Try bro bridge. - There's a bit. (laughing)

- Yeah. - No time.

“- Nah, I think the air quality just got worse.”

- Okay. - That's possible, too. - I think the war begins to take. - I think the air quality got worse. - If I used to watch the New Arms as a small child, they wasn't talking then about the air quality.

I don't remember seeing that. Now, I open the weather app on the phone. They helped me to hold back around Orange. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- They made it look like a volcano. - I can't know what's wrapped around. - I don't know. I can't believe it, I don't see it. - Yeah.

- I'm not going nowhere, no way. - Yeah. - They talk about, especially if you have a sensitive lungs. I mean, that ain't me, but I can act like it was. - I mean, like, as many times.

- Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - That's crazy, yo. - But then, on Joe last time, we had the heat wave people was dying.

So I mean, on one sleep. - No, it's the heat wave mixed with the fires from Canada. - Right, I put fires in quotes. - And it turns. - Well, right.

- Is it not, I'm asking somebody to do that. - What are the conspiracy streets saying? - Yo, no, we got conspiracy there or something, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - And you know, Mark, you can't say that, you know.

- But what are the streets saying? - It's not the right thing. - You don't only want what your ears to the conspiracy streets, please tell what they're saying. - What we did the same thing, too.

- That's the, that's the, too. - Oh, what we did it? - You know that, for the question, say you'll do, and you'll actually see the fires. - Ish icing, Corey, don't believe that there's fire.

- I believe it's fire. - They don't believe the fire. - Yeah, they don't believe it, nobody said that, I'm putting that on them.

“- Well, I'm telling you, I believe it's fire.”

- You do believe it.

- But you don't believe it, move in, in either.

- That's different.

I believe the fire is happening.

- Whoo! - No, I don't believe the fire's happening at the home. - Whoo! - I haven't really been following the news enough to see it. (laughing)

“- They've been showing pictures of, I think, I don't know.”

If you see the pictures we believe? - Yeah, of quotes. - Yeah. - 'Cause they've had pictures of the police in the head. - This is the overhead picture of a wildfire.

What the fuck am I? - Yeah, fuck. - I don't know if it's a moonlight in the head. - I don't know if it's a moonlight in the head. - I don't know if it's a moonlight in the head.

- They won't cop to that moon. - No, they won't. - I don't know if they really believe it, or they just argue it. - I think fuck it.

- They like arguing it. - Yeah. - I don't believe that shit. - Or they, I don't have a reason to believe it. So he won't.

- Yeah, I think that is crazy people. - That is a lot of shit I don't believe that you all believe. - Is that a source? I'm leaning the other way down, that they didn't exist. - Yeah.

- That they did. - The Dragon's not dinosaurs. - Jesus Christ. - Wait, I'm sorry. - Yeah.

- You start to believe in dinosaurs. - No, because it didn't exist. - But Dragon's did. - But Dragon's, yep. - So.

(laughing) - I'm not laughing. I don't even know if you, I want to hear it. - Yeah, right now. - Yeah, I'm not, I'm not making fun of it.

- Dangerous. - Wait, were you good at? - Oh, don't you dare be with the rules? - No, I don't. (laughing)

I'm not making it. - Definitely game with the rules. - But one thing that pointed out was the ancient Chinese calendar, whatever it is. The year of the, all was 11 or real animals,

but dragons are not. The one would be a make up, don't make sense, cool.

Everything we know about first or anything,

we know about dinosaurs is made up. Literally, 'cause man and dinosaurs didn't exist at the same time. - But we found their bones. - That's our bones.

- You found bones. What did the outside look like? - The outside of bone. - The outside of bone. - No, they don't know.

- They think feathers, feathers, something scared. - feathers, something scared. It's not, okay, the sounds all made up true. 'Cause no one's ever heard it. - That's true.

- So a lot of this stuff is just us kind of, putting pieces of a puzzle together without seeing what it really looked like. - We have to wear a make up, right? - But then they didn't really answer.

- And the dragon thing is the rabbits. - Well, and then they knew. - So it wasn't easy to believe the dinosaurs existed. - See, you believe dinosaurs existed. You just said they might look different than we were.

- And they sound different. - I'm saying that, well, we think dinosaurs are could have been something else. - Okay, but you believe that these animals. - Bones are real.

- They found the bones and all that shit in my big bird. - That's cool.

- Yeah, I'm not that of that.

- Yeah, you scared me, all right. - But dragon, I wanna go back to the dragon. - Yeah, you think the thing did exist. - Yeah, like I said. - I think he's a dinosaur.

- I 100% think dragon is this. I think giant existed.

“I think a lot of the shit them petrified trees”

that I think all that shit is real. - Okay. - And you think I'm the reason no degrass won't come up here. (laughing)

- And contrary to what you saying, I used to exactly the type of person Neil degrass would love to speak to. - That's true. - Okay.

- That's true. - Let's just speak to Neil degrass. - One more thing. I fire breathing dragons or just dragons. Like blow fire dragons.

- I can't believe that. - I don't know. - I believe dragons exist. - Okay. - Okay.

- Just one question. - The way to this couch supports each other. I love it. - I love it. It's like, he quiet, but it's support.

(laughing) - He can do. - Yeah. - Or he might believe that. - He might believe that.

- No, I know! - That's what I'm saying. Like, do you agree with that? - It's agree with so much. - Look.

(laughing) - I think you're being like politely. So you believe-- - No, he agrees. - Dragons exist to be.

- No, my boy.

“- I believe that, I believe that, to ISIS point,”

you'll believe Jurassic Park. You'd just say you'll have you ever seen Jurassic Park. - That's a movie. - Jurassic Park is all made up. - I'm making a joke, babe.

- But no people believe that. - Oh. - You understand? It's been told to us for that long. - People believe that.

- They believe it's multiple different tribes, try several tops in the T-Rex, and it is, and it's that, they named them. - Well, we know they existed. We just don't know what they looked like.

- Exactly. - That's all we don't know. - How do you know that the outside of that thing look like that? - No, we don't.

That's what we don't know. - We don't know the outside exists. If I'm saying the names in this app, yeah. - Cool, so. (laughing)

(laughing) - Dangerous. - This reform is huge. - I'm afraid you went on last week's time. - You know, you don't get the call.

- No, no, no, no. - You don't get the way. - You don't get the way. - You don't get the way. - You don't get the way. - You don't get the way. (laughing) - People eat children. - No, no, no, no.

- I don't let my kid look at white people without sunglasses. (laughing) - You're not gonna be the one to decide. - What commentaries take? - What? - You're not gonna say the same. - I'll say the same.

- You're the same person. - You're the same person. - I'll say the same person. - I'll say the same person. - I'll say the same person. - And now it would be well, you're right with you too. (laughing) - I know that, no, but do you?

- Anyway, back to dragons. (laughing) - No, I'm just saying like some of the shit that we are fed. - No, no, no, no, I don't approve for that shit. - So, I get that, and I agree with you.

How do you did around the dragons, did exist?

- I didn't say that they did, though.

- Oh, that was the question we were asking you. - No, I didn't say that they did, I'm saying. - Do you have any belief in dragons? - I'm saying that I wouldn't be surprised if they did or they did.

It's what I'm saying. - And that's the problem I have. - I don't have a definitive on what do they did or they did. And nobody does. - But that's the thing, that's the issue I have,

because I love your younger brothers. But it's like just because it could be so what? Would you know to be true is-- - But the thing is, we don't know it. - You don't know that.

- What can you say to you? - How do we know it to be true? You don't know that to be true? Somebody told you that and told you. - Answer it.

- What about it, what about the ones? - I went to the museum and saw a big dinosaur and I believed-- - He was green, right? - It was green, too, right? - No, it was bones, it was bones, so they were bone,

gold, bone color. And then it was a little picture explaining what you looked at was like with your Habit Sav was like, I don't remember him saying like skin stuff. I don't remember that in museums.

But they would say with the Habit Sav was like, which is kind of fixed, so we do have proof to how the earth was in different parts of it. So I'm not third grade, mine, stamped it as official.

And as I grew older, I've never seen anything.

- We just haven't read anything. - Has the one question? - Yes.

“- When you were in school, how many planets were there?”

- Nine. - God. - But it's eight now. - Let's just think it's eight. - Oh my god.

(laughing) - I'm making a point. - I'm making a point. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - You're the main star, you're the main star.

- You're the main star, you're the main star. - Like God, I'm the main star. - I just sent you out. - One character. - You're part, I'm a part of it.

- I'm so fed it, I'm a part of it. - I'm only ice. - All right. - You said they were nine, right? - Yes.

- I think they're eight now. Why? - The information and things were updated and now there's a new revelation. - It's a new one. - I mean, I meant that we're nine, so can I have to do this.

- I still knew it was weird. - I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, hey, let's, we're doing dragons and planets. - It's a new one. - It's a new one. - I just want to be clear though.

It's not like we thought they were nine, because some of them were here that and think that people were claiming they were nine and then we realized we over counted it was only eight. It's not that. - No. - The same number of things are still there. We've just decided to define it differently. - That would be good if I would just what I'm saying.

“So now they're so, so how many planets are there today?”

- I don't know if people would think that that we miscounted a plan. - I don't know. - How many planets are there today? - How many planets are there? - Yes.

- By the new definition eight. - By the new definition. So all of the same. - Well, we count. - Digible planets.

- Oh three. - Oh three. - Okay. - Yo, so let me ask you this, right? - In that, in that counting, in that counting, who defined that?

- The scientific community. - Exactly.

- Which, which is never changed.

- For sure. So to that point, I have a quick question. So to that point, maybe the Chinese when they found the T-rex skull said that must be a dragon. And then they got some more information and said,

oh, shit, that's, that's so right. Like it doesn't, that makes sense. - But they didn't update their calendar though. We updated our shape. We've updated all of our planetary shape.

It's now eight planets. Their calendar still says dragon. It doesn't say dinosaur. - Americans are so arrogant. - That's really what it is.

- That's it. - Yeah. (laughing) - Yeah, they did some check-ins. - Yo, so my bet, yo, it didn't.

He can't talk to you. - I think it won't. - I think it won't. - I think it won't. - I think it won't.

- No, no, no. - No, no, no. - Well, you're the head, thank you. - I don't claim to know. I don't think any of us should know, so I just think,

we sometimes, not y'all, I don't know much. I'm saying it as a country. Sometimes we get into such a contrarian mindset. - Yes. - Like, just because the government says something doesn't make it true.

- It's something that says, but just because they say it, also doesn't make it not true.

“And I think sometimes we get to a poor way.”

- Any information we get, we assume, it's not true. And I think that's also dangerous. And also, yeah, we can't prove everything we know, but sometimes we're putting things on the same tier. Things that we have no proof that fire breathing dragons existed.

- Right. - What do you use ISIS example that giants existed, right? We don't have any evidence of that. So I don't want to put that on the same tier. As the skin color of a T-Rex.

Because we don't know the skin color of a T-Rex per se. But we have no reason to believe the other thing isn't true. And I can say anything and say, well, we don't know, there could be a giant on the other side

of that door. - We don't know what's happening. - That's all the people that determine the planets and dinosaurs are not the government. - Why?

- They are in there. - Sometimes they are. Sometimes they are. Sometimes they are not. And there's plenty of scientists and archaeologists

that are not the government. - For sure. - For sure. - Hey, what is guess what? - I ain't stepping on an email.

(laughing) - It's top and shit. - Sounds true. - No. - Which part sounds crazy to you?

- You want to argue, I could say. - I don't know. - No. - I can tell you everything you voice. - No.

- So I'm trying to say that. - Archaeologists in the government are not working hand-in-hand. - And I don't know. - I don't know. - Sometimes they are.

- Sometimes they are not cool. - So if something is found in the government says that we not gonna release this, they don't get released. - Sometimes they are true. - So I don't see the,

Get where that will be contradictory and thought.

So I'm just real quick 'cause I don't wanna get on this,

and I don't wanna send to me 'cause I don't feel like it. And my shit. But if you saw some bones of something, whatever the fuck it might be, it would be a fucking fish. Who gets to name that fish?

So if a Chinese person called it a dragon, and an American person calls it a dinosaur, that the bones can be the exact same, and how we view and how we depict it is contingent upon the person that's viewing it,

and the perception of them. - Initially, but I mean, over time, typically there's back and forth this investigation as research, and you try and get the best information you can on that thing.

So where it starts shouldn't be where it ends. - I agree.

“- My thing is why did you go over the part of this?”

- That's all we'd be. That's all we'd be. - What did you say? - I said that can go both ways. - Right.

- We start should not be how it ends. - Right. - Both ways. - So this is my sponsorship that disproves

what you thought was always right.

Just the same, what you could sponsorship, that proves that you're still on the other side. - They're gonna try to be there, where is you believe in the fact that you started this, obviously we don't want to do that either.

- One thing that comes out of here, I'm not on nobody's side, I'm on my side. - Listen, one thing that you've glossed over with you said about the contrarian thing is that, okay, we're not sure about the feathers,

we're not sure about the skin, but we pretty much got it wrapped up of the meat and potatoes of it, right? With Charlotte, I don't get that laying a contrarian conspiracy theorist guy is that,

why is now the giant possible, just because that could be-- - That's all I'm saying. - I know. With giants, there's no discussion.

It's no, I'm just saying.

- Yeah, it's okay. - There's certainly a certain thing. I don't wanna call him mind-gum-ins, but certain, I can't explain it. Mountain's in shit.

If you look at it from an aerial view, it looks like it could be a tree stump. There's shit like that where giant trees, giant giants, that's somewhere man walked his nervous night, far-fetched people think because you can't show it

and prove it that it could not have happened.

“I'm just saying, "Hey, I believe that could have happened."”

- But we, I said, "That's all I improve, "but y'all don't think you had me." - I'm not sitting here sitting here saying, "I got concrete proof, this is the case." - Besides, what you said now is different than before.

Believe it, it could have happened, it's different to say, "I believe that happened." - Right. - So the giant, it's could have walked there, it's different to say, "I believe giant's walked there."

I'm just saying there's no evidence in it. There's no evidence in it, there's no evidence in it. So I don't think there's no reason to believe it. - That's all I know. - Who would have passed?

- We'll get the one for us this week. - Yeah, we'll get the one for us this week. - Yeah. - He dug in the little little room and he ate it, wrote this three chicken, like a little wing.

That was Eddie Murphy though. - Boy, these wildfires really got us going. - Yeah. (upbeat music) ♪ Y'all meet ♪

♪ Y'all throw the dungeons and dragons out there ♪ ♪ Y'all meet, shout to the rigs ♪ ♪ All the cave people to cave me ♪ ♪ Shout out to the men of the people of the sea ♪ ♪ The people of the sea ♪

(laughing) ♪ Y'all meet, shout out to all the witches out there ♪ ♪ Hey, hey, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ - Everybody in believein' witches? - Yep. - Yeah?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I just jack them and tap, just jack them and tap. (upbeat music) - Well, I have to wait. - What?

- It's me or Mark, but I do. It's make 'cause I'm dumb and I'm stupid. - I'm stupid, I'm stupid. - We gotta guess what he said. - Oh, I actually really wish it.

- But it can't be to me. I ain't saying that it's all done. - I didn't say it. - What are you talking about?

“- I think I know what you're thinking though.”

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♪ No, wake up to make up ♪ ♪ You don't really go on the planet ♪ ♪ If you're riding together ♪ ♪ Let's do a good show ♪ ♪ You love me ♪

♪ I don't want to leave ♪

♪ I just don't ♪ - It's all done.

- Oh, we didn't write that on the board.

♪ Jim Jones and I bust the rhymes ♪ ♪ I'll see you in each other ♪ - Oh, oh. - Oh, oh. ♪ Good one, yeah, good one.

(laughing) ♪ It's because ♪ ♪ It feels so sweet ♪ ♪ I'm just thinking about it ♪ ♪ Love it ♪ ♪ Love it ♪ ♪ Love it ♪ ♪ Love it ♪ - Make up. (upbeat music)

“- I don't know how to explain my secret, but...”

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♪ I love it, you pay it twice ♪ ♪ It's all done ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ You love me ♪ ♪ I just realized ♪

♪ I'm just thinking about it ♪ ♪ I just realized ♪ ♪ I'm trying to show you ♪

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[INAUDIBLE] [MUSIC] Welcome to Episode 9, 147 of the Joe Button podcast. I am your humble gracious grateful, extremely happy to be here host Joe Button. Yep, I'm still Joe Button and this broadcast is still brought to you by Power by Fuel by Price.

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It's definitely independent. We have missed the while I missed a thousand doors, himself, missed to that renal get there when I send it. The big issue in the building. Is she going to put that?

No. Damn. Is she doing that? I'm great, sorry, that's all. Good, I couldn't be better, couldn't be better happy to be here.

Next to each, come on man, stop playing with them. Mr. Don't take it further, Mr. You ain't a boss if your name ain't under drugs. Big free, easy to be there. It's great how you doing man. I'm good man, good.

Good, we absolutely love that. Next to him. My refinedest, big parks this year. Big Poe is in the building. Corey is here. Eric is here.

Tina is here by remote.

“Last but certainly not least, teaching everyone you very important people out there are here.”

What's poppin' anybody? I've got what I've got, what I've got. Shit, Bill, you're here. How you feeling? Oh, I'm great.

I'm great. I was awesome. My week has been good. I've been just in the house, picking up my kids. Some of mine.

Well, I'm not. Welcome to the club. Some of mine. Some of not. You've got to balance out when you're annoyed and who's annoying you.

It can't just be her kid. Did you have the choice? You've actually got your kid harder. Yeah, it got to be some of my kid too. I mean, we, we getting it together.

You're all kids getting it. That's what I'm saying. You're all amazing. You're having a good time. You know.

You all kids get yelled at the same. Or do you get yelled at harder than their kids? For performance sake, you got yelled at yours harder. You got to. Okay.

She said, I let mine walk all over me. Ooh. That's in the center. I do. I know I do that.

I let my daughter walk. She'll walk. That's you. I do. But it's like reason behind it.

Like I know me.

“This person I'm talking to is a little person of me.”

I know how to reason with me. You got to let them do whatever the fucking wants to do. Rules ain't gonna get it. Rules didn't start me when I was a kid. Shot got more creative.

You got to just let him go with whatever. Play going. Have a blast. I ain't stopping shit. Good nobody's done me.

That is baby. Oh, anyway. You're not feeling good, man. I'm feeling the hang out too much going on. Okay.

When L.S. Night, huh? Little date night. Oh, sorry. Little date night. First time leaving the house and it's in days.

Yeah. Just looking at each other. Love and each other. The fucking day. What you got?

Huh? The fucking no exactly how many days. Yeah, no. We went. Oh, oh, yeah.

And it's our anniversary today. Oh, happy anniversary. It is. Happy anniversary. Yeah.

Anniversary. Thank you so much, baby. Thank you. Um. [ Laughter ]

No tears, man. Um, yeah. Went to the movies. Oh, so do we. Went to the movies.

So do we. No, I bought fucking 17 tickets. Fuckin' you know it. Odyssey time. Yeah.

How does he time? What would you all do? I was watching Odyssey. Let's go parks. I bought tickets too.

It wasn't many left.

“So I bought the first ones that I could find.”

Didn't think much of it. Went to the movie theater. Took an edible before after the good time.

But mad food as we always do.

Walk into the theater. You see, it's like a little funny. They're at the usual recliner. Yeah. Sit down.

It's a button here. It says water on. What the fuck? Oh, does this mean? Oh, you want the X?

Yes. She said, baby, did you get 40 tickets? I said, I said, I guess I did. I don't know what to fuck that me. She's like, baby.

So we're saying they're enjoying our glisys. Enjoying our popcorn, enjoying our nachos. And the previews come on and all of a sudden. They see stars shaking. No, no, no, no.

I'm now high-shaped with fucking ketchup. And nacho cheese. All over my entire fucking body. Oh, man. Oh, man.

Yeah, man. It's so nice. It's so nice. It's so nice. It's crazy.

There are boats. And it's windy. It's windy. And it's windy. And it's windy.

And it's cold on the boat. And the boat is not, it's not smooth sailing. That's lit. So we are not smooth sailing. We're just talking in drenched.

The fans are blowing on us. The wind is blowing. They got smoke machines in the front. Like the fucking festivals. Can you get wet?

Yeah. That's soaked. But that's lit. I like that. Yeah.

At the end, I was exhausted. Like my neck hurts. Like I said, go home and land the couch. Now where's the theater? There's a story in Queens. So you're in a story, but did you have on your normal t-shirt? I did

I've never been a 40 I didn't know it was a t-shirt. I thought she was like, oh, we have to get the glasses of like okay

We don't need the glasses.

Water splashes like I have never heard it is y'all. I've never seen I like what 40 tickets

Well, who the fuck up with that type of movie? In will miss it. You're the guy that ever got a woman to us. No, they got dope everything's 40. You're the one trying to get your head on your shirt You get all this It was so I'm never doing it again, but I was I was die laughing because she's going through it Exhausty, but it was the movie was fucking phenomenal really Dog yeah

We put a lot of things to bed now. I mean I know we had a little QC talks up here before about Christopher Nolan versus something

“The conversations are put to bed now. Yeah, I think so. I think so. He's never missed he's in a class of his bias by himself”

Yeah, the more I keep hearing the actors speak about their experience Filming okay Like Matt Damon said any of the scenes in this movie Would have been the hardest scene to shoot in any movie. He's ever been in his career. Yeah That's he said every day's work was was would have been the hardest day of work in any movie. He's ever done

Homeboy Tom Holland said He was in the movie and doesn't understand how some of those scenes were created because there's no CGI right? It's all practical. Once you see this movie and Then think that there's no CGI Yeah, which some of the things that he was pulling off. There's a cyclops and the hydromuster whatever it is and a whirlpool and

All of the things giants and and witches witches. That was crazy. No track No drink with the hydromusters like it's sort of like a drag

“You think that's what it would be giant niggas that cyclops thing like we'll get to all of that, but”

And then I heard of I saw another clip where he was talking about the guy that scored this Super Yeah, the dude does everything yeah, yeah, yeah, and how

Corridon's and maybe and how he told him basically at the start

I just don't want it. I don't want any orchestra sounds and I don't want to hear any sound that's familiar Because the orchestra didn't come into play and this is that 3,000 years before at the orchestra was invented. Yeah, so I don't want to hear that So go bang on a bunch of bronze shit Yeah, and just create the sound from these instruments that they were using like

The technical difficulty that Came with shooting his shit is just unbelievable. I didn't see it and I'm X I have to see this and I have to see it. Yeah, we're going to have to see what you're talking to him Can't find no tickets though. Yeah, the budget was too 50 that 250 is gonna get made. Oh No, no, this is 50 got made

That movies incredible I think clips of it. That movies incredible. I got sent to the early version I saw part of it and I want to see it in a theater. Yeah, I'm gonna watch this a little fucking laptop We were the bill. Yeah, don't play yourself. Yeah, we had to talk about him here even that part right to to learn that

An entire film shot in IMAX has never been done before

“Because you have to reload the camera at every two and a half minutes”

Because the detail is so great that you're shooting that it can only store 3 minutes of shit and they shot three hours That's crazy of movie. They went to location. Yeah They went in the water. These people had to shoot at sea Again in real storms when you see this movie It's gonna be unbelievable like I went in no no one it was two two hours and 45 minutes three hours

So by the time I I looked up to see like what was going on It was like oh, we got maybe 30 minutes like I'm like yo, this shit flew by it Yeah, I felt like that movie could have been hour longer and nobody would have bad enough It probably should have been realistically. I'd have to see it such a long answer I think you know say it like they could have put more shit in there

You know I fuck with Nolan too. Some of the criticism before the movie came out was about the Modern dialogue An accent. I'm so glad that I'm so glad that he did that. Yeah, he made it digestible It's digestible to today's times like reading like we had to read some of this old shit in high school or whatever

It was boring and dull

Yeah, I don't want to hear you nigga how you niggas was a shuckin and driving with the vocabulari fucking all of them

You think I don't nigga put in language that I couldn't understand. Yeah, yeah, so I can understand it and I understood it better I'm just talking about for me. There was some criticism about He's chronological order of things. Shut up. Yeah, shut up. I absolutely loved them

“No, this was the best I've seen this story talk for what I've read that I think it's important. No, it's not the original book”

Starts off kind of how this does just in the middle of some shit like and from what I understand the story The original book that the poem whatever it is the epic is not really particularly it's his stories It's not chronological particularly so if he took liberties with chronological shit Okay, I think if you if you nitpick cuz I ended up even watching cuz I don't watch these kinds of movies The parts I saw only saw because there's your own peers Morgan they were debating all this shit like the casting the time

It if they were desecrating and classic, you know all that kind of shit No, Pierce going get mad at all hell in the chore was black. Oh, no, you know you wanted them. They were happy I was defending it because you know one cuz it's Lupita. Hey. No, no, no, no, no, no, you're too short You're too late That was

Fair point love a fair point

She's amazing. Yeah great actress

Yeah, but maybe that's shit like some reading will you go marry and they're gonna look just like this But they be why they do that you guys be a white man. It's just a Negro clearly Look at his socks. She put him in the house. She put him up in the house Yeah, she would date him. She would date him and fucking buddy couldn't leave the house where you couldn't go to it for me Exactly

Because he go where's the biggest shit He's going to be dancing up to security Too hard

“I think she played hell in the Troy. Yeah, first of all the amount of time she's been on screen”

It was very late. Was it worth all the controversy they made about it? Yeah, and to me it's still a fan to see it's a fantastic take on the story So it's like if you got cyclops is and in giants you could have a black hell in a Troy like it's not bad It's not that deep to me. I get wanting to make things fit the time like with the music But but my thing is I have to have to have to cast doesn't fit have to cast ain't Greek Most like like none of them are actually ethnically or nationally like in line with the story

So I don't want to just pick Lupita. I'll just get you a word. Just get you the black but we can't I can't even say that Man, I'm tired of this one. Yo, what the fuck though black people traveled? It is yeah all over the world Nigger if you go to Portugal if you go to Spain the morse was out there and land it Running shit I

You can't say that we weren't there. We can't say that like people You can't say black people weren't in Greece, but it's a big enough black people be white Yeah, what if nobody get mad when Charlton has them was Moses this literally would I fuck out my face man, I got you know body say nothing when Liz Taylor was fucking

“Petra nobody say nothing time. I think we can do the fuck out my face. Do the played Batman for guys. They he's a big actor”

I should know it or like English white like they're not Greek or exactly somebody. Let's not get fuck up That's not hell inistic. Yeah, I think people do it in certain people. Don't I'm not with this is the best I've seen this story be told like They spent a lot of time on well, I mean not a lot of time the movie is

You know his his travels him and his dudes you lost you lost all your dudes You're one the bat you're one the war and now the next ten ten years. I think it's ten years. Yeah And it takes years for the war that he gets lost for the last seven. Yeah, so it's okay So it's kid don't remember who he is. Oh, I want a kid I want to get to the sidepiece that was drugged alone the psychological it was psychological shit going on in this movie that I thought was so ill

Even the sidepiece portion where you have the most gorgeous woman to ever live yeah on an island

Basically saying to you hey stay here with me and you can live forever. Right. We're good here

We're been happy And he bookied yeah, because you had the itch you had the feeling I got your whole eyes Oh, they're also really think the really interesting point to me that that Nolan kept doing in this shit is Oh, piss number one He fights dirty

You know what you know what some of the criticism came from like this is One of those books He put them saying and so for the nerdy more fun not even nerdy, but for the pureest that has

Literally could recite these books backward and forward when you deviate a li...

It's gone be a little bit of pushback because they are familiar with how the story was told

“Over the last 30 40 50 we was okay, but no some of this shit when I was a kid my problem with that”

I know director and no movie house is going to be able to get that Detailed story green lit and budget it for yeah, like even Nolan was saying You know He wouldn't be able to get this movie green lit if not for the success of Oppenheimer, which is his Oscar His Oscar win has a director so like look at all that went into this movie all in a money and

Still like what it that they know way that was gonna put the detail to that book No, also this story gotta be more detail anyway the capture the reader, but the story is three to our thousand years older Whatever it may be it's changed over the years anyway, who why can't we change it now?

I agree I'm just saying that's where some of the critiques come from I get it

It's from the actual purest that have read these shit from a child Then read them again that is an adult they could literally quote the shit back with them forward and then when you deviate a little bit They depend on how you deviate though because again, I make sense if you if other stories you could read

“If you want to go back to historical books and shit the Bible describes Jesus one way”

They ain't complaining when they made Jesus look like that right you get them saying back to the psychological aspect that that I loved in this shit This guy was had man. Damien was having a long day. He was Couldn't catch a break anywhere and They kept telling them the people that knew they kept telling them yo dog You you're gonna make it back, but just gonna be you. Yeah, the seers and the the fortune tellers. Yeah, and he kept and and and he kept telling them

I'm bringing my people. Yeah, I'm bringing my guys all us this coming. I love this aspect and they kept saying No, they're not yeah because they get a fuck it up, and then you saw and then they showed you Where at every turn of niggas wouldn't believe him. Yeah at every turn of niggas just wouldn't listen Went had their own plan. They own agenda now you a pig Like but it was you were some both of their parts because he also like right from rip after they went the war and they're heading back

They're like we can go this way. This is where the trade wins go and he's like now We're gonna go this way and we'll get there before them. You know what we're gonna go on our old way and we'll get there before them So don't even trip and then All the batch it in the world I'm still Listen Charlize the road. It's so fine in this movie

That and every movie then that we got excuse her. Yeah. Hold on Oh, no, let's end half the way and then that's in days and that's a day Who was in there for about 45 minutes, but still she was in there Charlize the road is so fine That I make know that new circulate knowing the white side of the internet. Oh, I see it

Oh, she's South Africa the No, they on her Cuz you adopt it. They'm black. Yeah, I'm sorry. Oh, yeah I can't wait to adopt the Jackson her oldest and And if you put it in Google right now Google gonna tell you that

Jackson told Charlize the road at three years old that she was transgender She told the baby that three years old Baby to her That's what is going tell you on Google So now this pictures on the internet of Charlize the road looking a little crazy with a black daughter that's

I just don't want to hear shit when I don't mean them white triplets from Alabama And I'm naming them all real black shit Jerome Brashie like they've been cool fees and all that I'm dressing like drug dealers and I'm getting a hair group and they get in stitch breeds and I don't want your shit When I come in with my three-piece

white I don't it's not too much Why is that too much I can say I don't want to give the movie away

Go see it, but wow yeah, the most important thing to me

“I'll try to do without spoiling it. It's the way we know how it ends, right?”

Yes, but the way that they do it is very different and in the out of sea From what I've read and what I've seen how it portrayed For instance, the Trojan horse is Awesome thing they give a different angle on it. Let me just put it that way. Gotcha without without giving spoilers There's a lot of psychology and

Shit like spirituality and shit that you can even apply to modern day politics About all of the shit it's not just stories and all here's the Cyclops and we put his eye out It's not that it is, but it isn't got it. There's reasons behind it all of it. I can't wait to see. Yeah, I'll make me win

When it's just right among his movies.

It's kind of similar story to interstellar sort of in the fact that it's a long journey to get back home kind of shit

“It's that realm for me. It's funny. I was telling parks outside. I think this fall”

I'm going to do a complete rewatch of everything. No, oh, it's shit and everything. No, you might get some

The following and some near fucking momentum the prestige, which I've seen a million times

I probably have to prestige memorized Swabag then when I was watching it, I didn't know I was watching knowing I thought I was watching like a fire Just like be side DVD. There's nobody knew about So I want to go watch it all This would be high for me. It's pretty interesting to us

I'll draw on the balcony the the reason why this all happened. He was supposed to do Troy Yes, and then to do the road Troy bought it back because the the film company canceled his version of Batman and Superman It's so Nolan got Batman as a result of losing Troy And now he got to double back and now he got to double back and not play a part this Yeah, who is oh my god. Yo and

This is maybe let me think let me think of the Nolan Nolan Yeah, this is the closest we get into a Glimps into what a Christopher Nolan horror film would look like to know this is all about that there for sure. I mean they go to hell Yeah, literally There's there's some shit and I heard an a few of him saying that

Oppenheimer for him had some of that. I'll go check the rewatch This I just thought it was like a obvious. Oh, he's Killing this he would murder he's killing he would kill it. Yeah, no, no fun. Oh, or if then it wouldn't it would look like throwback old school His mind is just different. Oh, yeah, his mind is different his his ability to play with time also is

Incredible and he's done that with me. So we went with it. So I'm yeah with that

That's have shit with interstellar like all of them his most of his movies play with time Yeah Batman begins like that's his unique story tell them and I thought that that was real easy to follow in this film like some I thought some criticism or again Of how he hopped around but it was he did a really masterful job of

“Just dancing the all these different time. I think that that's amazing. Yeah people who don't necessarily read epic poems”

Right, which is like The audience to film watch the audience more people to get into this and watch it and really embrace it like a movie and not just like a film adaptation Right of a great classic is dope. I mean, that's that's a unique talent there Yo, I'll come walk it back door after watching Odyssey Maybe Tom Holland is an a less to a lifster. That's not the same percentage

Yeah, no, we find out you tell my um, tell me my wife Yeah, you crazy. Oh, man. I mean the movie didn't feel as bad But so Tom Holland's an a list there is just like a plain looking a list of what he said Toby McGuire don't say it that name

Again, that's who he was white no why with the slow news day a lot of people think that he is the best spider-bid because he was kind of the first

Yeah, what's he an Odyssey? No, no, he's not married to a day. There's all right I don't give a fuck about what told me why he did bad guy's place We can talk about the negative start in Joe's apartment time. Oh, that's quite a bad amount of weeks Another spider man coming out two weeks. You double him back all of this time of the career. Yeah, she's yeah Exactly, but what's Toby McGuire doing nothing, right making out all his place at the white party

Because he was then why did she do that spider man Holly Wood language In Hollywood group chat when that went around. It was my old Ice-by-zane Competition and put to bed Yes, it was great and that's before we talk about shouting me laughing let me give him out of here

Yeah, I mean what it's make it a bit of some shit. It's over dog. You pump that shit up in London I'm sorry no that that loopy thing I mean thinking about casting I'm gonna ask you I'm I've really curious no some other people here, but you got to get somebody to play you

“In the biopic the Joe blood and biopic who do you choose try oh?”

That's actually that's like that jeffari Jackson shit jeffari Jackson shit Like what you look so much like the person it's perfect outside of your son who are you choose don't just go off from my son You want to take before

I was a trick.

That's a question mark

“It's a question. It would be my son. I mean I'm talking shit. But he could play like young Joe”

You're like coming to play old job. I mean you could just a lot of people you could get there

That's the ain't a bad man. I could see coming playing old joke funny because they rest in peace to how Williams. Yeah It's on the board for a long time. I thought that how Williams was car weather Oh my god Yo, and I'll say it you said it publicly already, but don't tell nobody else that old I was like oh

This thing is a dude does that oh a pile of feelings He just got myself this big or you can't ask Yo, what I was young when I was young. Okay, what was young was a kid like 30 No

Anyway John was I went through me off a little bit sometimes. It was a little bit of a different role for John like was

I would I don't know that she's me type cast in him in my brain

“That's like yeah, I think it might have been a season for not a little actor”

It was just weird seeing him playing like a old-blood guy. He is a great actor Yes, we're weighing all in Yoke miles or move all the Oscars to decide that's a fact they got him. Yeah, anything tough all the score the yeah anything film in they're going to get them all Uh, if I had to say a critique Mad Damon just lacks

Like a fucking edge like charisma. I think that was kind of the point though. He not the most carousel I think it was too. It was a little bit the point. I think it was too because that's the whole hubris and folly of like being a headstrong But fucking up like you kind of need some of that's a little bit off if it's some of that super super hero It would be Weird not super super heroy, but like

300 super heroy or just a little bit not do the whole movie, but like at the end of the movie when you get some whips of ass Yeah, you back now. They don't know you didn't plan around your name. You got the little laundry sheet on If he had a little more room boy when that shit game boy, but think about it was crazy. I won any movie. He's ever been in That's his and he was ripped up though. I mean, too He was straight enough. You know what I mean? Like good little hot and blah

Jason born blah all of those movies. It's like understated. It's like emotions all of that shit He's just a good point. Well, and he's just an even kill guy. Like it's just he don't love it Yeah, he's every man. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. And I'm sure it was Matt Davis. He was straight in the fuck up in that movie Matt Damon is 55. Matt Damon get an Oscars I want some lotus flower. No, see what that's all about

She kept giving the lotus flower to keep him high up. Yeah. Love. Look at your And they might have been the illest ones. They might have Go see it, please go see it cuz I don't want to keep talking my when you go see it then we can have another conversation about it Go see it. Let's see it. I'm gonna say it this week. No, you won't this is a good We can see you ain't got your tickets there. You ain't gonna see it. Yeah, but you gotta keep that

I just can't catch I won't I want to see it in 70 millimeter high max that you can't get it

But you go to the hood for the first time. Yeah, I would just go in first round just go ahead to suck it

Bobby's I got it on the game quarter shit. I still go to the Bobby's job. They got out of C-blanc To my not this this the early movie screen. It's a normal boom I use that a good boom What was it a war combination That nigga to a parents paramount and them cleaned them up. They started email them. Yeah, though

Post my movie again, they're gonna walk you go and post it again. It's a little bit like snitching change a lot of it like yeah Wait, did that did that say something up here to make people believe I'm against that Against what stitch I hope not No miss read me any hoops come on good morning a game big Mona

My name was 55 my lip dropped. I guess he would be that old man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm more of a Jason borrower family You fuck my David quick quickly

“And then after I just now can we start can I name white guys you will fuck maybe you make a noise when I'm wrong?”

Okay, like say something when I'm wrong. Okay, or we could do it like the tick-tock challenge. Yeah, all right Can I start so every time he's right I open my eyes that's like no, no, no, no, no, you just be quiet if I'm right, okay, but when I'm wrong

Jump it okay

I know we got my damon. I got one here

“You and honey, he's bad. That's not babe. Yeah, that's why I was about that”

Mother fucking Lincoln commercial boy. You wouldn't fuck man from black girls. She's good. She's my baby He's my absolute favorite. Oh, George Clooney rap it All right, we got namesome the ugly white dudes. Tell me what color? Wow, she's still quiet

I'm down to Jeff Goldblum

What would you this is a high-stakes question? Would you? No, no, like back then you're all good

Oh, what's my little Lisa Been that's like no What's my man name that fucking Trump's everybody No, the other time though holler

Cruz Brady Brady Put out put out put out put out put out put out put out put out forgot new music new music There was a lot of new music a lot of music. Oh, we got Ross Alvin. I got the house in two a.m. fuck. Well, I Yeah, I listen a lot. I tried to skip it as much as I could but I download it like 10 albums Damn, it was a lot of boy Larry June. I got like a June. I bought my say go robes trees, but say go boy

I bought said Steve Lacy the whole unit that's outside. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, baby Rose. He's something baby Rose And he said in and that is dropping 2027 I'll break. Oh, yeah, I know that. I'll break. I'll miss is come on. I get off your bar you are to miss. Oh, no, okay They heard it

That's the only out my pre-order in two years three years. I don't do that pre-order shit, but I did it I'll be able drop the tape We got a double disc from Tory one one disc is all rap the other one is all R&B, okay It's called uh

What's it made you think I was going but and first just one all rap 12 songs

This two 11 songs are R&B I Don't know how he's recording. Yeah, she sounds great. Okay. I skimmed. I got through maybe five songs on the rap side and then I something he jumped here so my R&B as well this shit sounds At this point he has to be recorded to music, right? It can't be from the archive well as bars on here saying I'm like Dean and AB

Could it be so This is gotta be some new shit in here. I stupid question, but couldn't you could it be right in his era? I So be very good at falling in and put it that way. It's a very good. That is the case. Like the way beans do I haven't heard that oh yeah, he could be he could be that you're feeling they got to stop it

Beans you just say yeah, because he got shot

“It's fucked up and you can get that old sound now. Hey, I that's the only thing”

I told you right later, you told him but the eight out. Thanks. Yeah, and the last Jail bitch. Yeah, but you say this was sounds but a lot of a lot of other shit was like all the because he's a you know Some of those record a lot of music and just go in the vault grab a couple of joints This shit sounds newer like he is some shit in here I even gave him benefit of that like once on his car Jail and Brunson. Okay, maybe he just changed the name to make it more current

But there are bars in here that are current and that's exactly the song. We got to play actually Because I'm like not because it's title Jail and Brunson But that's why I'm a kid with this one

“He you could have titled you if you want to go off on this and he went”

, I'm good and she sounds really good.

What good a cool demo. Yeah, I really don't I can't explain it. I just know this shit sounds amazing

“Especially four negative just got stabbed ninety seven times”

I wish you niggas come back and say yo. I'm all right I think that's what this is no Some of us here What we got said other song How you get messed up?

You can get him here. You can get a message out the same. I'm good

Call you can do it on Instagram. You can do a lot of things

“If I'm trying to get out of jail, I'm not letting you know I'm okay”

Sounds good yeah I want to get back to the rest of like I said I did a quick skim rap side R&B side Is story yeah, yeah, what's the R&B side like He got well it was interesting on here. Oh, but rock out Joe Again, I know I have my favorite songs memorized

Don't know what's what That's crazy Oh I hear a lot of Drake influence and interpolation on the R&B shit I like when Tory does that because he knows how to do it

This is the last track on the R&B side is cool. I know everything Not bad sound I blew that drink to me a little bit but He's a joke He's out there You make the work they feel sure

You make the sun feel like it's shining bright. We love you , oh my god Listen me you got some shit going on. You have a tour he confused me because he got a record

Call first day out up here

Which we know at the first day out saw and this one is first day out R&B version But he handled first day out No, he got out to go to the house before I have to have the ball

“You didn't just stay in the jail, so that's what I'm saying we didn't get up there”

So I love you, but that's fucked up like me because that Practice yeah, if you get they come out and say even a walk right up good point Yeah, you try to get out of jail. Yeah, and he's saying He feels for life all of shit. Yeah, you don't want to act like anything hokey dory in his bitch That jail shit boy

Yo, you think is that could do a bit through the summer and oh, man, y'all got to know I can tell you try

Salute

Niggas from I would be like what for years

I'm gonna do that shit on my head - That's it, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you,

There's a rule about that, in the case of county. Oh yeah, no good at jail, you're real. - Oh, what the case is in county, Joe Button. - 'Cause I've been in county. - Here we go, here we go.

- A bunch, a person, a bunch. - I've been in county, a bunch. - Oh, a bunch of time. - Which floor? - The room where the...

(laughing) (laughing) - What's the one that's been waiting for me? But the turtle suit? - Yeah.

- Oh, man, it's gonna be a turtle suit. - Monty, you think?

“- None of us in here ever did none for real, right?”

- No, I know for sure. - I know for sure. - In fact, that all of you have broken a law,

especially parks, the most.

- Oh, man. - For sure. - No. - I believe all of us, but I think of all the brain of the room, the person that hasn't such grass in the long

could be jailed by him, because it's been famous this whole life. - That's such an interesting point, Joe. Do you think about that? - He don't know what's going on out there. - He's greets.

- Think about what Markham. Just, you've been, fake, you haven't been rich most of your life, which you've been famous most of your life. And it's something you will have been rich most of your life. Does that God willing?

- Yeah. - Yeah. - That changes a lot of perspective on it. So my wife told me that about me, not about the money park, but it just about,

I've been doing this like 20 years. And so in my adult life, most of my adult life, and certainly most of your adult life,

like you've been visiting, when you're way more famous than me,

“like, do you ever feel like you take shit”

for granted or like, or so at a touch? Like even when you talk about like what Mona should be doing or her life for, where she should live, or is that? - Exactly.

- And stuff like that, that maybe that's easy to do, because you don't have to live in and you're so detached from it. - No, I talk about that like, we're Mona 'cause I know how much you make. (laughing)

- Cut it. - That's what he's my best friend. (laughing) - It's my favorite part of this show. Let's (beep)

- Inside track on someone for financials. - Oh my God, prize, bet it. - You got sources. But for me, Mark, to answer you, no, I don't look at it like that.

I don't look at it like that at all. - How do you see it? (laughing) - Okay, I'll put you the fifth, Yana. - Yeah, you really don't, you can't be serious.

- Don't play the fifth now, Yana. - I got a unique way of thinking long before we get to the fame. - No, that's true, I agree with that. So I'm clear that my thinking is unique and maybe one or one.

But I don't relate that to fame. - I don't relate that to maybe me being. - This is a strange bird. - A little, a little, yeah. - I agree, I agree.

- I think it's both, like, 'cause it could be some common shit that the masses may be aware of and George just be like oblivious. - Right, you know.

“- Remember, I remember one time you were a deal”

guy in the argument over the money that people make. And you was just like, what? Who don't make $50,000? - And the room was like, that's a good example. - Like the room was like,

like, you know what I'm saying? - But that's something that's more to me being unique. 'Cause our main main main main is same argument when I was six years old with Michael Paul about how humans are created.

Michael Paul was trying to tell me that people have in sex. - To have a baby. - To have a baby. - And I said, Michael Paul's shit. (laughing)

Then we and everybody's fucking. You think everybody's having sex? - Yeah, yeah. (laughing) So, I don't, I just been a little died of it. - Yeah, I mean, anyways, what did you tell about?

- That's about time. - That's part of the show. - Yeah. - And I don't think I act like them famous people. - Oh, come on, we gonna save them all night.

- I don't think I act like them. - They're good. - How so? - Okay, some point. The Jay-Z Yankees Stadium show.

All of the famous people was in the famous section and wanted to be in the famous section. Some of the people that wasn't famous, wanted to be. And that's where all the mix and the glitz and the glam, and the cameras and the pop rotsie and the celebrities,

and all that shit. You all know that, that's against some of my beliefs. - You want to be in a private suite. - You're gonna be a wife of a brother. (laughing) - I've heard of you guys. (laughing)

- Wait, he's right. - But yeah, he's right. - Yes, like they've reclusive, I am. Like the introvert, did I am? - That's fair. - That's fair. - Now I'm a little like the famous person I am.

I'm socially awkward. - I get that. - A lot of my focus won't play the sweets, because they don't play the... - No, they don't. - They won't be seeing you. They won't be seeing.

It's not different. They're going to a basketball game or something. You got to sit, not just court side, but you got to get TV seats, court side.

- Even if he's supposed to be behind fashion.

- But even my next seat, you're making a joke.

“But the famous people, this wouldn't go to the game.”

- This wouldn't go to the game. - They wouldn't take a seat, no. - That's true. - Seriously, I mean, you know what I'm saying. - No, no, no, no.

If they could afford them, they would sit for court side. You already said, 'cause you could certainly afford them. More than some of the people sitting there. You just choose to do that. And I have no problem sitting right there.

- You don't desire to move up? - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. - That's not the sign of that. - That's not the sign. - We talked about that.

- That's not the sign of that sign. - He's not worth them. - He does not worth them. - That's not the sign. - Don't even call him.

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- So during that, I thought it was a more another scenario, rather recent that I don't bathe like a famous, but I really don't act like a famous person at all. Like I know you say that. - I don't think you act like a famous person at all.

I think being famous alone shapes your perspective of how you see the world or how you see other people shit.

“- That's what I'm saying, you don't move like a famous person.”

- Yeah, but I mean, my great network of people do a great job of keeping me grounded and humble, humble, keep and humiliate the forefront of things at all times. - So the other day, I lied. - Oppenheimer, we did-

- There's gonna be a lot. - There's gonna be a lot. - Okay, no. - No, I lied about the movie being my first time out, it was a lie, that was my second time out. It was first time out, I did go bowling the other day,

with none other than suicide. - How bad surf, I did go bowling with suicide and Fettie Walk. - Okay, let's see what I did in Bow. - He just came in, you know what I mean? We'll talk later.

So yeah, I went bowling with suicide mark, and he was calling me, I had a time. So we were gambling, we were like, "Yo, we're gonna go, it's gonna be a book." - Just a couple of you something clear.

Your example of you're not moving like a famous person, is you going bowling with suicide and Fettie Walk? - Not at all, not at all. - I can't talk and listen at the same time. - That's my positive.

- All you gotta do is mute up my brother. - No problem. - So I go bowling with none other than suicide for the other night. He called up a few friends.

He told me it was gonna be me, him, Fettie Walk, Kevin Durant, and a couple of his homies, and we're gonna go bowling.

This is that some bowling alley I never been to.

And we were gonna wager on bowling.

I don't bowl a lot, but I figured I could beat

and they're gonna just came home to say,

"They don't have a bowling alley in prison." So, we go, I give my permission slip-signed, but the thing about living with your girl, I have a lot of my talks on speak of them. - I don't care.

So she could hear. I have sometimes the people I'm talking to, maybe don't know. So surf is like, on the day of, he changed it from, it was gonna be Kevin Durant, Fettie Walk, with me and him, and he changed it to,

he's gonna be some of his friends. - Of a different gender.

“- That's what he was saying on the phone.”

- Ooh, that could be complicated. - Oh my girl, what happened to that person? - I'm stupid, I can't even do it over the day. I said, "Baby, no need to fret." Do you think there's a world where me and Sue surf

would fuck the same girl? - Don't do that to surf. - She said, "No, but I do think there's a world where the same girl would fuck you and Sue." - That's a good answer.

- That's a great answer. - That was smooth, that was smooth. - Oh sure. - Anyways, that babe, I'm taking the kids, taking my son, I'm taking your son.

Now what you got for me, daddy time. I'm in there as a father, a stepfather. A business owner come on, talk to me now. I got my permission to slip side. I said, "My ass over to Wallington and Bow,

God dearly." Surf comes in and surf has, this is the part Mark Graham's saying, I don't move like, "Surf has hired

“19 security guards along with his friends.”

What is friends is cripple?" I didn't ask out. (laughing) I just a little smarter. I assumed I already.

So now me and my non-famous, I ain't asking 'em out. He was walking with a little, I ain't say, "You're dark." I just guessed what happened to him. - Yeah, man. - So anyway, so, so I'm moving around by myself.

So I'm going outside, like to use the phone, to talk to my driver, I'm just moving around. And at some point, I notice that they start coming away. That they start coming with me. The security guards, they follow me around.

When I go back in, one of them talked to me, they got the stressful face, they say, "Joe, please, "oh no, this one is the security guard, "cause they're making me feel today, what I'm talking." But, "Sir, "Surf's cripple at home," he says.

"Joe, do me a favor, dog. "When you make a move, please, "just notify anyone and look them in his eyes,

“"because I know what he was saying was sincere.”

"He meant that shit. "I looked him in his eyes, I said, "listen my brother."

That's never going to happen.

They will never be a day on earth. Where I let one of y'all know that I'm going outside in New Jersey, so y'all can come with me. So cripple on me, all right, nigga, I'm gonna come with you. I said, yeah, nigga, bring your cripple dance.

Nigga will take 'em like this. He said, "No, we won't." (audience laughing) He said, "No, we won't. "We won't. He said, "Hey, he said, "the last thing we could do "is somebody else. "No letters came for you.

"It's (beep) (audience laughing) Stop, stop, stop, stop. - Why have me free? - You shouldn't say. - Stop.

We all know of his conditions, a lot on the beer round. People that got it, we'll see. - I don't know that, he really, I'm just telling you talk.

- This doesn't know, I never saw anything.

- I never seen nothing. - Okay. It's for a hypothetical conversation. - Got it. - Okay.

- Anyway, I'm just bringing it up to tell Mark that I almost like that. I'm almost like that. I'm moving around on my, what up is you keep making faces all the time. - You're actually the key maker faces. - You kind of proven the point a little bit.

- 'Cause you sitting there saying, "I don't, you've been famous so long, "which is what they say you're a little detached. "Shit, get it happening." And you kind of not realizing that

because in your famous world you live in the world that type of shit, you don't even worry about these things. You move in places where that's the furthest thing from your mind. So, yes, go inside the spot, wait. - No, no, no, no, that's the furthest thing on my mind.

I'm protected by my power. I'm protected by God, I hate that. Whatever's going happen, I have made peace with God determining that for me. My faith isn't in someone greater than me.

Well, he's speaking the world of probability, too. - Wonderful, I'll leave you start to my God. - Okay, you believe that, right? - I believe that, right? - Yeah, I'm just feeling like I'm so far.

- A lot is God, God. - That's what I'm saying. - Stop playing around. - No, no, too.

- First of all, the fact that Joe don't believe

that he's like a little from being famous all the time

“is because he's been famous all the time.”

- I'm just telling y'all it's not from being famous. - What's your favorite? - You said you said it's a combination of the two.

- Oh, like he just never knew that.

- It's definitely a combination. - Yeah, it's something to do with him. - He's walked out of clubs and how we just move around in a club, out to club, all of that stuff, is as a result of fame.

- Look as a result of fame ish. - We don't stop the talk, you, you high step at. - As a result of the fame, I'm in the bowling alley mine and my business being faithful and bowling. It's like a magnet though.

(laughing) - It's like, it's like a magnet so what I'm telling you is, boy, I was so fable. - Aw, the discipline, the discipline is my name. - It's just a chill about it.

- It's like a magnet so what I'm telling you is, boy, I was so fable. Aw, the discipline, the discipline is my name. - It's just a chill about it. - It's just a chill about it.