All the Ways Bill Maher Talks Out of Both Sides of His Mouth About Women

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He is feeling the pressure for us, and this is how I know. One, you guys are clearly over there in his real time YouTube feed, giving him well-deserved shit for his ignorant, misogynistic, downright, dangerous editorial

about victims of domestic violence, which disproportionately affects women. And some of you have told me you've emailed me directly to say that you're going over to that feed and that you've been writing HBO Max

and to say that this guy needs to issue a retraction, which he does, and issue an apology for putting some very dangerous, dangerous, misinformation about what goes on in relationships that are plagued by domestic violence

out into the culture. He's got a lot of men who watch him and listen to him, a lot of young men, older men. He did some real damage. And we're going to take his attempts

at crisis managing this apart, because I still don't think he's really listening to anybody who knows what they're talking about. Secondly, this is also how I know, because I watched real time on Friday night.

And as I expected, he said nothing about it, but this was how he tried to do damaged control

because he had his first guess, which is a one-on-one interview,

was a female, it was Whitney Cummings. He was like, you know, she's like a beeless comedian, she's off, she's a little off. And she is a single mom now, and she's basically talking

So it makes it sound like she got pregnant

during some kind of one night stand.

“And she said, it's like, I'm co-parenting with somebody”

I barely know. Okay, so someone you want to listen to, but Bill Mar sat there and not only fainting interest in stories of her single motherhood, but asked her questions.

And we all know if there's one thing that boards Bill Mar to tears. It's any talk of domesticity, let alone motherhood. Okay, then we total over to the real time, panel discussion and low and behold, instead of two men,

as they're usually, it's two men, there's a man and a woman. So it was Jonah Goldberg, who he and Brett Stephens,

I can never tell them apart, it's like a type, it's just a type.

And then Stephanie Rull, who is not bright, is not bright. And again, Bill really, really helped himself back. Because when somebody speaks to something that they're really in over their head about, or they're just not making sense,

or they clearly just don't know what they're talking about, Bill is never shy about, it's like he does three things. He like slaps the desk, he rolls the eyes and then he does the clock. So it's like a one-two-three.

And he asked Stephanie Rull and Jonah Goldberg about the rise in anti-Semitic attacks in America. And Stephanie Rull leaned forward and said,

“in all seriousness, you know what we need to do, Bill?”

No, we need to do. We need to get taxpayer money to have the federal government form a task force or a think tank to think about ways to combat this. I mean, moronic, moronic.

And Bill sat there and he took it. He took it like it was a serious thought. Okay, that's how you know Bill Marno's. He's in trouble with women. Thirdly, he went on to TMZ to explain himself

to Harvey Levin and the indignity because the great Bill Marno didn't get just a one-on-one. He was reduced to a panel discussion. And you'll see his head in these reals, like in the beginning real, especially you'll see his head

is the size of like a postage stamp in the lower right hand corner. And then there are two other panelists that I don't even recognize, which means Bill was forced to consort

with non-selebrities. Okay, that is a real, real punishment for him. So Bill, Bill zoomed in from his, I would call it like his like scuzzy grandads, man cave at club random to explain how we,

and now what I say we, I mean definitely you be and all the trouble makers 'cause we're the only people pushing back like this. We're the ones who got what he said on his own show in a monologue that he allegedly writes himself

that real time editorial is apparently Bill Marno has the final sign off and he's allegedly the writer of it. So we got what he said all wrong how we're too lazy and stupid to understand what he said and you know why women are still to blame.

We begin. - I was fascinated by your editorial. Essentially saying that women now have agency, women have the ability to leave an abusive relationship and Cassie essentially made a deal with the devil

that if you want a number one hit,

“you have to do certain things to get it.”

It's your call whether you want it or not in her case, free coughs which you say the tech show she was enthusiastic about. Is that a fair characterization of what you're saying? Not completely, I wasn't saying that those texts

that you wrote were sincere, I don't think they were. I don't think she was enjoying the free coughs. - Oh, so that's not what he said, let's roll tape. - If you're me tooling someone, it doesn't help your case if you texted him me too.

I just wanted to be uncontrollable. If you want us to think you weren't

or always ready to freak off, don't write,

I'm always ready to freak off. (audience laughing) - Oh. (audience laughing) Or wish we could have followed before you left.

You know one sign you're pretty comfortable with something is when you call it by its initials. I love video. You can't lie your way out of video, can't do it.

And we didn't, we hear it the nerve,

we didn't edit anything out of context.

“There was nothing he said before or after that”

that ameliorated that statement that somehow got into the nuances of when and where women might have reason to perhaps placate their abuser, none. Next, Bill, with his soft tiny hands, keeps digging that hole.

- But that just goes to the point that sometimes people do things that they really don't want to do for some greater good. - He just did it again. He just did it again.

He just said that women who are in abusive relationships, who get the shit beat out of them by their excuses for men, are doing it for some greater good. The greater good, of course, in Bill's world, being fame, money, and power,

because what else matters than that? There's no greater good than that. Okay, continuing on his explanation to Harvey freaking 11 over at TMZ.

“- I noticed that people who came after me,”

they always do it in such bad faith.

They never include, first of all,

they're probably too lazy to watch the whole thing. - Okay, that's me, that's me. I act always in good faith, Bill, unlike you. And I watched your editorial three times in its entirety, front to back, the night it aired,

to make sure that I was hearing what I thought I was hearing because I couldn't frankly believe it. And then in preparation of the first show where we took you to the wood shed, I took that thing apart like there's a pruder film.

I went back, forth, slow motion, captions, transcripts, because there's nothing more indisputable than hanging someone with their own words. And we have the benefit of your smug, smarmy, dismissive facial expressions

to reinforce what you're actually saying, okay? And then I had to rewatch it again for this well-deserved follow-up. And you know what I caught? I caught something else because like all great art.

Every time you look at it, you catch something new. What struck me this time is how pleased Bill was with himself during this particular editorial.

I mean, he's always pleased with himself,

but this time he took it to another level. Okay, back to Bill on TMZ. - I went to great lengths to talk about how. I could really understand how a women would as counter-intuitive as it is,

or as it seems, writing complimentary text, for example, or email to an abuse or after they were abused, because especially before the meet-to movement, not the things of change completely, but they've changed a lot, which is a big point

I was making. - He went to great lengths. Again, we're the idiots. Tell me, Bill, how this squares with your new rule regarding victims of domestic violence.

Take a look. But a lot has changed, caused being our Kelly Went to Prison. Harvey Weinstein is going to die in prison. Larry Nasser is serving 175 years. Jeffrey Epstein was murdered in his jail cell by Hillary Clinton.

(audience laughing) Post me, too, reporting of sexual crimes as way up, as is the percent of women who say they're not more likely to speak out and victimize. In many states have changed laws, making it easier

for victims to come forward. We're not in the no one listens to women or takes them seriously era anymore. Operators are actually standing by to take your calls. - To take your calls.

Funny, funny. Now, one of you troublemakers reminded me of this Bill Marble Long's, he belonged definitely, but this club still exists. So I would bet he keeps his membership up to date.

I bet he's on an auto-renewal program. He belongs to, again, this is gonna be graphic, but stick with it. He belongs to a sex club and it's called Sankton. Now, they spell it, S-N-C-T-M,

so there's no vows and it's like it's in dual effect.

“It's like slightly satanic and slightly juvenile, okay?”

So I remember this report because I couldn't believe it. So I pulled it and it was from the New York Post. It stated February 1st, 2017, and he is in the lead of this thing, okay, in the lead. And this scene is set and it is like, you know,

I opened quote at a swanky party in a Beverly Hills

California mansion last Saturday.

“I spot Bill Mar in a sea of beautiful young women”

and make my approach. Are you a Leo? I asked the host of HBO's real-time. While I am a lion pendant around his neck, imagine this, he's so short, he's so diminutive

with his tiny hands and he's like, can you imagine this guy? He's probably wearing like a silk shirt, like heftor style button down to the navel and he's got like this lion pendant. Like where did he get the pendant?

Did he like commission it? Or was he like shopping at the Beverly Center and he came up on it and he was like,

that's me, I'm a sexual lion, probably.

This is Bill's reply. No, they make me wear this, oh, here we have the answer. I was a little too creative. No, they make me wear this stupid thing because I'm a member, he replies,

stroking the back of his date, a pretty younger women in a short lack leather dress, around us, a mostly female crowd of models young professionals, actresses and assistants, straight about and contour lingerie,

much to the delight of older male guests in Tuxedo's, of course, they're all older men. All I would bet you in self. Not saying Bill is an in self, but I'm just saying, like he's reported that that was his experience of women

as teen in 20s, his teen years in his 20s. So I don't think much has changed. Okay, reading again from the article 120s, this is what he thinks of women reading. One, 20s something blonde crawls

on the carpeted floor wearing red lace and a face mask with a leather, pig, snout and ears, other pretty young things where metallic pasties and black badges that read, eat me or touch me on their decolotage.

Is it decolotage or decolotage? One of you trouble makers will let me know. While holding silver platters by size brownies and parfaits. I'm sure they're laced with drugs. I'm not saying I'm just saying it's my opinion.

And you will membership for these monthly parties as of 2017 anyway as 75 was $75,000. So I thought, well, if this place is still an existence, its website must still be active and low and behold, it is an up for you.

I pulled an application to sanctum, which has this like, Opus Day, weird, perverted, Christian imagery. This looks like a chalice, this looks like a chalice. Again, we know what built things of religion too.

And I'm no adherent to organized religion, but there's only certain religions you can fuck with like this and Catholicism is it, okay?

“So anyway, they are now saying you have to go through a submission.”

So it's so funny, it's like a people concave, okay? But it's not, but you know what I'm saying? This is what they're going, okay?

First, we'll must apply in italics.

I'm reading from the application page. Also, missions are confidential and reviewed solely by our Dominous Council, Dominance, subdom, whatever, but Dominous, because it's also evocative Catholicism.

It's the purpose of maintaining the highest caliber of guests at our events, is build more high caliber? Now, to build more, to build. He's still still trying to clean up after he's editorial about abuse women

deserving what they get if they don't leave immediately. So first, he's doing this op-ed on how the culture depicts men as idiots. And he is then venturing into famous men who have long been saying, or ever since it became chic,

that women are superior to men and how wrong they are. And Bill shows as one of his prime exhibits, Barack and Michelle Obama, let's take a look. Even Barack Obama says about women that what I can say pretty indisputably is that you're better than us.

- Really?

“- 'Cause I don't remember Michelle taking out Bin Laden.”

(audience laughs) - Again, even Bill's reportedly paid audience at $70 an episode that comes from a company called Standing Room only that provides said audiences. Thank you, Trouble Maker, who gave that inside information.

Was like, are we supposed to laugh at this? It's not funny. And Bill took a look around and literally stuck his tongue out. Now he showed that very famous image of Barack Obama and his top advisors in the situation room

watching that raid on Bin Laden. And in that room is one Hillary Clinton. So yeah, no, Bill, Michelle wouldn't be in the situation room

She was first lady. He can't resist.

“Like he can't, he just can't stop himself with the misogyny.”

He just cannot, now he then goes on to put a target

on Andrew Tate's back and I mean this metaphorically as a refuge for young men. And he's explaining that young men are flocking by the millions and billions to the likes of Andrew Tate who's an accused rapist because of this rhetoric

that seeks to elevate women who Bill thinks don't need elevation because they've already been made equal in the culture, even though Bill just told us that battered women deserve it if they don't leave right away because it's their fault instead of blaming the men

who beat the shit out of women. OK, let's go. Now, if you don't know who he is, your teenage son does. He's an accused rapist turned influencer. Whose videos get billions of views where he says things

like women should bear responsibility for being sexually assaulted. Yes, he's a huge asshole. Oh, my God, Bill, Bill doesn't see it.

“Bill has a self-awareness of the gay man and the straight woman”

who are married in modern love. He says Andrew Tate blames women who have been sexually assaulted for being sexually assaulted, he's an asshole, Bill. Look in the mirror. Physician, he'll dice self.

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Please support our show. Tell them you're a trouble maker, a chic, fashionable, trouble maker, and that the nerve sent you. Bill Marred, this is what got me started this year, as the nerve just began to get itself off the ground.

His op-ed, on all the women, who said, "Hey, did he abuse the shit out of me? Cassie being one of them." And that video that we were all subjected to seeing over and over and over of Sean Combs

beating the shit out of Cassie in a hotel hallway like an elevator bank and then dragging her down a hallway by her hair.

Here's what Bill Marred had to say to women about that.

Things have changed enough, so that moving forward, the rules should be, if you're being abused, you've got to leave right away. - So Marlena, that was the inciting clip. And you know, Bill went on to say that, you know,

women is basically the implication was it's your fault, if you stick around, you know what this guy's gonna do and if he's gonna beat you, he's gonna keep beating you with no acknowledgment of the absolute incitias, subtleties that lead women to stay

or the factors that include the safety of their own children or an economic or psychological inability to get out. So tell me how it is that your crush has remained intact, let alone flourish, low these many months, and I love your t-shirt.

- Thank you. - Okay, so I get what you're saying and I don't disagree with you when it comes to that particular sound bite that we grab from Bill Mar this year.

as we all are. - This was an op-ed.

- Okay, I'm going to be at a Torioli fair to the nerve.

We did not pluck that out and make it sound like something it wasn't, that was like a seven to ten minute op-ed at the end of real time and it's faithful to the summon substance of his remarks. - Yeah, a hundred percent.

- Okay, thank you for acknowledging. - It was, it's his new rule that's the end of his show, it's his new rule segment and he said, what he said, but I said that I agree with Bill Mar, like, I don't know, 97% of the time.

So that could have been within the three percent of where he was off the mark. Go ahead. - Hi. - Is it bothering you that he's off the mark, though,

about the abuse of women and, you know, contributing to the continued misogynistic notion

“that it's the victims to blame because I think”

what that op-ed should have been is, hey, men, don't lay hands on a woman, problem solved. - That is true, it was not his best moment. - I can't defend Bill Mar, okay? - Okay, it's one, but that's your first bullet.

- Okay, okay, okay, okay, I love that we're doing this. Okay, Bill Mar has drew Barrymore, who managed to survive Hollywood as a child by the skin of her teeth. Okay, her mother was taking her to studio 54

when she was like seven, okay.

Here's what Bill has to say to Drew,

who I think remains psychologically just my opinion, damaged and quite stunted by her, her Hollywood childhood. Here's what Bill has to say to a much younger Drew, here we go. - So you've been a part, that makes you want 50?

- Yeah, Perry. - Oh, (laughs) - Well, you look great for 50, I mean, you're still super-vocable. (laughs)

“- I think that if you encountered Bill Mar in the wild,”

say you're at some sleazy LA sex club, whatever, then he is a member of Sanktum, at least recently as we last checked, I don't know if he's paid his dues, I don't know if he's yearly dues or up to date. But anyway, I think that'll be a wearing red lingerie

and totally turning him out. - Right, because Bill does not like red lingerie as stated on a recent episode of his pod club random, but if Bill Mar used that line on you, hey, Marlene, are you in menopause?

I don't even care to know what Perry menopause is, but hey, you're still super-focable. What was your response to Bill Marvie? - It would go in one ear and out the other because I'm not easily offended,

but the part about this whole interview he had with Drew Barrymore, I do take issue with, but not to the same level that you're taking issue with. You hate the fact that he said that she was super-focable. I actually agree, I hate the fact that he said

that she was super-focable because I don't think she's super-focable. So Bill Mar is wrong in his assessment, but him saying it is not that deep. I'm of a generation that does not care

about language like that. - Listen, you and I are similar generation. We're both Gen X, but I'm gonna say that this is why I find it offensive. And I'm not easily offended.

Like, hence what I'm doing right here, what bothers me about it is it's in the context of, oh, Bill is interested, are you menopausal? Okay, oh, Perry menopausal. Oh, but you're still fuckable and still are super,

and still is the operative word there, because in Bill's world, only if you are of age where you are, can still reproduce, not that he is any interest in that. So I don't understand the issue here.

Are you a sexually viable woman in his eyes? Do you have a beauty and sexuality and as you are to be that makes you still attractive to men of his age? Who he somehow thinks should be exclusively dating women who are 35 and under.

- No, okay. - Do you know what you mean?

“I think he was just trying to figure out how old she was.”

I think it was really like that black and white. He was trying to do the math and, you know, Perry menopausal puts you around 50. So he was correct and as far as, you know, his taste in women, I mean, or girls, let's move on,

'cause I can't really defend like 40-year difference thing that he does. I just can't defend it. - So Bill Mar had Drea de Mateo late of the sopranos on his podcast, Club Random this week.

I feel like random really goes to like whatever fluids and debris and, you know, dust mites and things that just shut off the body are in there.

You know, I always say blue light, blue light central.

So there was just a couple of things we really wanted to share with you guys, because the guy doesn't, he has zero self-awareness at this point.

together what I would consider a, and a salt.

“He didn't hit her anything, but you know what I mean?”

Like a verbal, just sexually inappropriate, line of questioning with Barbara Eaton, a 94-year-old Barbara Eaton. So Bill is going to tell Drea why his basement is not akin to, I consider Bill's basement akin

to Buffalo Bill's well in silence of the lamps, where, you know, he kept his female hostages and to starve them down and everything. Like, that to me is Bill Mar's layer, but he says women have a great time there.

Let's go. - I like this is my favorite. She's watching you, Trent. This is iconic for me to sit here with you. - This is a person. - What are you drinking? - I think she's in recovery. - I think she's in recovery.

- Eight-one-eight in the hopes of getting the Kardashians

to come on this show. - That's their booze. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Christmas here, but so far, you know, they're avoiding me. I don't know why women have a great time here. We're going to have a great time.

Consider Kim Kardashian quote unquote broke the internet when she posed for paper magazine about 10 years ago with her massively inflated ass cheeks, oiled up and shot for the cover of the magazine. So she was, her back was to the camera

“and then I think she was facing it from the side, whatever.”

She got famous off a sex tape in which she was urinated on and Bill Mar is a bridge too far. That's telly something, Bill. But he can't get the message. He doesn't understand.

He just doesn't understand. Now, you know, it wasn't enough that Bill caused just about every decent soul in America who was exposed to this to recoil and horror and disgust when he not only brought up only fans to Barbara Eden

but explained to her what it was and that she should be on it. But it's time to revisit this a week later. Let's do it. You want only fans, didn't I read that? That was, I mean, people was like,

you know, hasn't gone into that? You don't want to go into that. It's just wrong, unless you like it. Oh, Bill, now we're in Whirling. Originally, I was going there to do podcast.

I'll talk about all the shit that I was discovering about what was going on and I didn't want to be censored. And I was already being censored on another podcast I had years before called gangster goddess and I was like, I could be struggling to keep it because we're just letting him.

We weren't a less pre-roll. So I was like, I'm definitely not going to do it. I'm not even making eye contact shit. So I'll do it on only fans. And I'll just talk to men all fucking day

because the women lost in mother fucking. Well, so that was what your only fans channel was. You were just talking about it all the time. Originally, I set it up to do that. And then I put a picture up as a placeholder.

And I fucking was able to save my house within hours. If you're going to be on only fans, just be on only fans. Don't be like, you know what I was on there for. Intellectual company. I only replay boy for the article said every man in the 1970s.

Dreia, she's a New Yorker. She made her name on the sopranos. You would think she would know that that is a line of BS. Nobody's going to buy. Just be like, yeah, I can't book any jobs anymore.

I was never that great of an actress.

And like, this is where I make my money. But she, and, you know, I'm sorry. This is what happens when you open the door with Bill Maran. I am in no way blaming the victim because he is a perv. OK, he may be.

He is the successor. He is the rightful heir to his idol. You have to her. He loves you. He has to her so much that he is successfully fused.

The two of them into the cultural-- like, it's a meme in the culture where there's this very stubborn rumor. And I do not believe it's true for a second. But that Bill Mar is the secret illegitimate son of you, Huffner. That sounds something to be proud of, OK?

But anyway, Bill wants to continue this line of questioning. He doesn't want to talk about COVID mandates or intellectual dishonesty and fraud in the culture. He wants to talk only fans. You can do anything on only fans.

It just happens that men masturbating to naked women is the popular choice for them. But yes, you can do many other things. I mean, I don't know what you were doing to make my masturbate. But I'm apparently didn't have to do that.

“I don't even know if that's what was going on on my page.”

Oh, Churaya. You know, Barbara Eden was a special example because I believe she came up in the industry. She was raised-- she was probably raised during the Great Depression, you know, World War II.

And you can tell she's almost like a product of finishing school, of multi-generational finishing

school. And she would have considered it rude. You could tell by her demeanor to get up and walk out. She had agreed to do an appearance on a show. She was going to do that appearance and see it through.

But with someone like Andrea Damitayo, you think, God, they got broken early on. She's sitting there taking this misogynistic garbage. He says to her, I don't know what you were doing to make men masturbate on only fans.

“And she parries back with him instead of being like, you know what?”

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maker. I'm from the nerve. It's time to make Laundry Day one of your best days of the week." What happens when Bill talks about this generation, not having sex, is that he then circles

right back to high school billmar and college billmar who could never get laid in high school.

And watch him once again, he did this to Billy Joel. We covered this on one of our very earliest nerves. He went and interviewed Billy Joel at Billy's house is a state among Ireland. And Billy had just announced that he was diagnosed with a very rare brain disorder or neurological disease.

“And it's a scary diagnosis and Bill comes in and he asks Billy, how's your health?”

And Billy starts answering in a very heartfelt way in making real eye contact and Bill just turns his attention over to the table here where his weed and his cocktail are living. These are the things that really need tending to. It does it here again. Watch.

It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. Here we go. The wild thing too is not just our people not having sex, but they take pride in it. And they're saying women are saying, "We don't need men.

We're fine on our own." And men are saying, "The sex robots are coming. We have our AI girlfriends, so we don't need women either." And so they're actually taking this like a point of pride instead of saying, "There's something really wrong going on here.

We need to fix this problem."

Right, I mean, there is, yeah, you're right, this, I mean, there were certainly always

times when people were coming. It comes to big bottle of alcohol. It didn't fuck for whatever reason. I mean, if you had met me in high school or college, you'd have met, you know, I was, I was not, and why I guess I was what they would call an insult now because insults

ends for involuntarily, solivate. Right. It certainly was involuntary on my part. He cannot stop himself, and I'm sorry, but like Bill Martin needs somebody on his team. He probably won't allow for this, but he needs somebody who can have real crisis talks

with him. Like Bill, on your show, quit fiddling with your belt buckle and pointing your pinky

Hey, Bill, when you have an invited guest on your show and you ask them a question to which

“they begin delivering a very thoughtful articulate answer, maybe don't start making a drink”

and checking how much weed is in your cigarette case because it's rude. And we can tell you're not really listening to her. You're more concerned with making your cocktail. She can tell. He's not even listening.

He's like, yeah, you know, I mean, I guess you're, I guess you're right. Like he has to like cognitively catch up. Now, Marlene and I were talking yesterday about this segment, which she watched before

I did, and she said, you know, Bill used to word I've never heard of before, and I wonder

if you've heard of it, no, not Bill, Deborah did. Bill didn't, had never heard of it either, it's called hypergamy. I had never heard this word, and it's when people quote Mary up, we're going to get into that into what Bill thinks, women who might be intrigued by him, see in him, you know, of course he thinks it's like a stepping stone into what I have no idea.

I have no idea because this is his favorite topic of conversation, porn and masturbation. And he says that porn and masturbation got him through high school and college, or did it? Here we go. Trust me, no one knows better than I do from my formative years when I was too shy and

lame to get with a girl.

It is a substitute for sex.

Thank God, it exists masturbation or else I would have just exploded. I mean, during my most horny years, that's all. What I was doing was masturbating, or the whole time at Cornell, or Cornell was a terrible place. Would you be looking at it in class or I'm just kidding?

No, but this is what that some boys are doing today though. I barely had it, I didn't do it.

“I don't remember getting, I didn't think I had playboys, I mean, that's what we had”

back. Yeah. Playboys.

But I don't, I don't know, I wasn't, I didn't find it, I didn't have the money to go

to the new stand, which didn't exist as I recall, and by a playboy in ethic in New York. No, I think I was doing it from just what I saw around me. Tell a porting in from the Paleolithic era is one billmark who, you know, this author tries to interject and she's got something very relevant and alarming to say, which is that boys are looking at porn in class.

And he just rolls right over that. And he's like, you know, I was stuck up in ethic in New York at like an Ivy, or an Ivy adjacent. I don't even know if Cornell's an Ivy or an Ivy adjacent, but you know, he's like terrible place.

It's an Ivy, Marlene is telling me, it's a terrible place. And I'm, you know, new stands didn't even exist then, yes, they did bill, new stands existed. And then he didn't even have the money to go buy a playboy, which he's going to contradict himself on in just a moment. But then that clip ends where he says he was just jerking, he was masturbating all the

time. And I believe it. I believe it.

“I think he gave an interview once in which he said, like, he barely cracked a book”

at Cornell. Like he was just masturbating all the time. But he says, just to what I saw around me, that was his stimulus, that was his input, just to what, not who, not the girls who, not the women who. No wonder girls and women kept their distance from Bill Mar.

You can see this guy coming, I mean, just, just put the trench coat on, just put the hat on and the sunglasses on and just be your purvy self. Now, Bill is going to discuss his porn consumption, because America hasn't suffered enough. This is all Bill's rage about his adolescence and his young adulthood, okay? He does this, he invites these women into his studio to make them suffer.

And we've got other examples of this. And he's making all of us suffer. Here he is on how he consumes porn. Like any normal red blooded American male, I look at porn hub. But even that's fairly recent in my life.

I stuck with the magazines a lot longer than most people, because I was kind of afraid. Like if I go on this porn hub thing, will they know if they're a cookie in there, can they come and say, and then, of course, I gave in, but that's really within the last ten years, maybe even five years. So, but I see what's on there and it is astounding to me, some of it.

Bill Mar is also like a public member of like an LA-based sex club, you know? Bill Mar was a frequent habituate of happiness, playboy, palace, whatever he called that place, which we now know from the women who escaped, how filthy it was, like in every way, like even just physically disgusting, you know like, so this is all gross. Here's Bill on visiting Larry Flynn's office and he's going to discuss, he's going to use

a phrase I have never heard before.

I told Marlena when he said this, I nearly fell off my chair. Bill Mar on his favorite stroke books, which by the way, he would go purchase at the new stands that he just said, didn't exist when he was a young man. You know, before the internet, allowed him to fully purve out, here we go.

“I mean, because, and again, I think this is because I started at such an innocent place.”

I mean, you mentioned playboy in the same breath as pornography. I guess, yes, technically it is, and certainly in its day, it was the tip of the spear. But it's so good. It's the term of pornography. But now it's, I mean, please, it's just, it's the famous thing, it was just the girl

next door and, you know, she's happy, she looks like she's happy, she's enjoying it. And there was no men in the picture. I certainly even remember from the magazine era of the '90s, we're going back 30 years, and you could go to the new stand, certainly when I lived in New York. There was still new stands in the mid-90s when I started doing politically incorrect,

and I lived in New York for a few years. And the new stand was, there was like dozens and dozens of porn magazines.

“I remember going to Larry Flint's office, and he had on his desk, like all the, he had many”

publications beside Hustler, and they were all like laid out on his desk very neatly, and there had to be 30 different brands, you know, jugs, and gentry, and shaved Asian, and, you know, motorcycle goes every sort of niche thing, had its own, yeah, had its own magazine. And so like, you could go to the new stand almost every night and buy another stroke book.

First of all, that's exactly what he was doing with his time.

He was going to the new stand every single night. He just said it, and buying another stroke book, he says, oh, I went up to Larry Flint's office, and he, he had all these other genres of subgenres of porn, and he says, one of them was called shaved Asian. He's saying this to an Asian woman who is a guest on his set, and he's sitting there wearing

sunglasses. So she can't really look him in the eyes, which is another offense. It's another form of humiliation, I don't understand why women go on his show. I really don't, okay, Bill is going to continue like, oh, I don't, I don't even think this woman's gotten a word in yet, we're almost 20 minutes into this interview.

Here's Bill on how he likes what he calls benign porn. Here we go. I just like hot chicks, you know, I don't want to see the views, I don't want to see the guy in it at all.

Very often, it's just a girl acting sexy for the first five minutes, and then the guy comes in.

Once he comes in, I'm out, like, I, you know, I don't need the guy in. I'm a guy. I'm a guy. I'm a guy. Who is this guy with my girl?

Bill isn't Sean Diddy Cones, he's got no gay in him whatsoever, absolutely not, he does not want to see men in his porn at all. It is a no, okay, okay, Bill, I just, I, I just, I have to reference our dear departed freezer meat, the, the escort for hire, who made himself known during the Sean Diddy Cones trial. And, and wrote a book called freezer meat about the scourge of male impotence. It remains on my, in my library for further consultation when Diddy's released.

Okay. Here is Dr. So, again, you would, you would forget this woman has a doctorate because of this conversation, this, this monologue, she's being subjected to by Bill, here she is on

“the dangers, again, these, these are really important talking points.”

The dangers of social media, the androotates of the world, the manosphere, you know, Bill will often have on his podcast professor Scott Galaway, who's a very smart guy and who talks

porn is doing to them.

“And he always engages in a very smart, respectful way with someone like a Scott Galaway.”

That could be the difference here in Bill, uh, subjecting this guest to his dispositions

on porn and the ways in which he likes to masturbate. I wonder, what could be the difference here? Could it be that this is a woman, here we go? So they're putting out the idea that guys should have a hair, because it's not easy to get a hair, Bill says it's not easy to get a hair, I'm like he's thought about it.

Oh my god, okay, so Bill then goes on to say that LA women in particular are the problem. LA women are the problem, and this is where hypergamy comes in because in Bill's assessment,

“LA women are looking to level up by dating Bill Mar, here we go.”

The real problem isn't wanting the perfect guy. The real problem is I feel like this attitude, and again, maybe this is just LA, among women who you're not, you don't have that much to offer, you don't have to offer your cute. That's it, and you think that's all you need, you're not smart, you're not cool, interesting.

You're not that interesting, you're vaping, and there's a thousand million checks

out here, just like you, and you think you deserve the upper echelon kind of guy, read a book. Okay, so that's Bill, using the word "chicks", again, teleporting in from the Paleolithic era that is so outdated, and he's ranting that all these girls in women in LA are trying to level up to the likes of him, but they can crack a book before you dare to approach the great Bill Mar. Maybe if Bill wasn't on porn hub all day long, looking at influencers

on raya, you know, if you had any interest in a woman who wasn't like Al Pacino's sloppy seconds, or like a series of black hookers, like the only people who, what would you call it,

hyperma, like what would it be? Like hypergamy, hypergamous, would it be hypergamous? I don't

even know if that's a word, but the only women who would be engaging in hypergamy by getting with Bill Mar would be his beloved black hookers. That's it, and that's all, speaking of, here's Bill's take on the difference among herems versus porn stars versus hookers. Here we go. As long as you have that idea in your head that this exists, this, this harem of hot women who

“were just there to please you, and you know, that's what, I mean, porn girls, they're just like”

hookers, they're trying to make you come, you know. That's their sole purpose. That's their sole purpose, and they're good at it. And it would be impossible for any woman or girl, a little reading group of women to live up to that. To live up to that, as if that is something that women should aspire to as our highest calling. This guy, at least at least they're dying out, I would like to think this kind of guy is dying out, you know, to paraphrase Chris Rock, he's like a beta max,

you look at a guy like that and you're like, "This don't make you." That does it for our summer Friday edition of the nerve. Will it get Marlena her much longed for date with Bill Mar, I doubt it. Will it get an invitation from Bill Mar's bookers to come on real time and mix it up a little bit, doubtful, doubtful. Instead he just invites his regulars who, you know, kind of phone it in now and again. But that's fine. That's fine. It allows us to have our fun with Bill

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