Meghan Markle’s CRUMBLING Retreat, Tiger Woods’ Downward Spiral, and Blake Lively’s Legal Drama

Hello and welcome to the nerve at night. I am your host, Maureen Callahan, and among other things in today's show, we're going to claim what we know. We know the Tiger Woods is a fucking menace, and he needs a prison sentence.

We're going to get to it, trust me, but first, we're going to kick things off.

With celebrity reporter extraordinaire, and soon to be New York Times' bestseller Rob Shooter. Beginning with the latest on Tiger, and then we've got, okay.

“I think the nerve is going to be the first to really report this in podcast form,”

in YouTube channel form with visuals, and it's so good you guys that like, you know, we do suspect that Megan is in the YouTube comments and sometimes in the live chat. When you see like really, really like overly aggressive, really mean commentary about me,

that just like keeps spouting out, it could be Megan, it could be one of her paid minions,

or like a bot farm, she's got going on. I do have reliable sourcing that she reads everything I write about her. I mean, she reads everything everybody writes about her, but I think she particularly perseverates on me, and I consider it one of the reasons I got placed on this golden green earth. You know, this is my mission in life.

“Real talk about fake people, it involves actual excrement.”

I'm not overselling this, I promise you, I'm not, and then Rob is going to talk to us about the latest palace entry going on behind the scenes at the today show. And when I tell you that there is a major host at the today show who is upset not that Savannah's mother has been missing for so long, but because this host was not considered to sit down with Savannah, if you couldn't make it up, you couldn't make it up. He's got Blake lively updates.

Just it's, it's, it's a very rich segment. Okay, we are also, we've got to repeat a fender round up, and then a trouble maker feedback. There's a trouble maker doggy, there's a trouble maker art, and then we're going to go, we're going to go all the way in on Tiger Woods,

“and we're going to talk about this as only the nerve can and will, are you ready? Are you ready?”

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troublemakers April 21st. The nerves inaugural. First, real book club segment on the nerves. First,

birthday. Many, many, many firsts. Rob, welcome back to your second home at the nerve. Thank you. Thank you. You make it feel like my first home. You really do. You've been so kind and supportive, and I really do appreciate it. And happy birthday, too. I can't wait to celebrate that with you. It's been a great year. It really, really, really has. Okay, let's get into it with Tiger Woods. I'm just going to go through a very brief litany of the car crashes that he has caused

low these many years. His most recent was last Friday, crashing his SUV, a land rover at 2 p.m., 3 p.m. in the afternoon. The guy was wasted off his face. My opinion, three miles from his home on Jupiter Island in Florida, where he was, he flipped his SUV. Okay, it's on the side, literally on the side. He was arrested in 2017 for a DUI there as well in November 2009. Crashes SUV into a fire-hired hydrant, excuse me, in winter-mear Florida, charged with reckless driving, reports were that he was on

ambient May 2017 passed out behind the wheel of his Mercedes on the side of the road, car running

“plead guilty to reckless driving. How you get a reckless driving charge when you're stationary?”

On the side of a road, passed out is beyond me. And then February 2021, the crash that almost took his life, going 80 miles per hour on a twisty road, outside LA, police did not release any info as to the substances he may or may not have been on. He refused your analysis after his arrest on Friday. Rob, you now have an exclusive in this developing story. Tell us what you know.

Yeah, a couple of things here. One, first of all, I have some response from the inside

circle to President Trump. The reason I'm linking these two stories is that Tiger has been dating Vanessa Trump. That is Dom Jr's ex-wife. They share many children together. Vanessa does not live technically with Tiger. She still has her own home, but she does spend an enormous amount of time with Tiger, with with her children. Her eldest daughter, Kaiser, is a real avid golfer. And so I imagine she really looks up to Tiger. One of the greatest golfers of all time. I understand

that connection. Well, now we know that the president himself doesn't want his grandchildren in the same car as Tiger Woods. We know that Don Jr is really angry about this. If a celebrity of a billionaire wants to stay home and do drugs, prescription drugs and pass out, you do it. It's when you get behind a wheel. It's when you endanger other people. It's the lack of judgment

“and his kids are spending a lot of time with this man. I believe too, my reporting has told”

me Vanessa said a wits into that she really likes Tiger Woods, but she's not here for this. She's a mother first. Despite what your politics are, she really is devoted to these children. And that's her priority. Not helping Tiger Woods. She wants to help her own kids. And so my sources tell me she's out of the house. They've not technically broken up yet, but this is a real red flag and she doesn't want the messiness. She's been in a messy relationship

before she doesn't want this again. So Tiger might not have only lost the use of his car. He might have blown his career. He was planning to make it come back in a couple of weeks. It looks like he too has lost somebody that he was dating and also support of the president of the United States. Yeah, you know Rob, this is very interesting. And we're going to talk more

about Tiger later on the show. I never, I don't understand these women who get with him. Like

a leopard doesn't change its spots. A tiger doesn't change his stripes. The guy is a colossal mess. And he treats people terribly. We will get into this. He cheated on his wife with hundreds

“of women. Okay. And he's a drug addict. I'm just going to say in my opinion, I think the guys”

are drug addict. And the way this all gets clashed up in the media, like we even are susceptible to it. You know, I noticed you said you may have a prescription pill problem, which sounds so much more high class and less dangerous than like a street drug problem. He was the cops caught him with two hydrocodone pills in his pocket in this real street in arrest. That is an opioid. That is a highly addictive opioid. It's a form of heroin. It just sounds better. It's a hydrocodone

check into your latest flight. I mean, he's glassy eyed. He looks like the loser. He is. And I

never understood, you know, the reporting to with Vanessa Trump until this arrest had always been

she's dying for him to put a ring on it. Yeah. Yeah. High girl's the one who's like, I don't really, I'm not so sure if I'm ready for something like, you know, and now it all how the tables have turned. You know, she's got to get out of this. She's got to get out of it. She's not, she's not officially 100% out of it. Yeah. But this is really, really shelter. Her kids could have been in that car. He has driven her kids. He doesn't have a driver. He doesn't want a driver. He's so paranoid.

He doesn't want anybody know where he's going, which is a really odd reason. Why? Why? That's the

“question you have to ask, where are you going that you don't want anybody to do? And he won't”

get to be shocked that Tiger is at the local strip club that a tiger is banging a waitress

at Hooters. You know, these drivers, professional drivers for celebrities and powerful people at

this level. They have seen it all. They have seen it all. And so this bullshit, I need my privacy, that that doesn't even hold water to me. It's so silly. It's so paranoid. It's so tiger. Vanessa's, I think this is the, the final straw here. It's really powerful because I think too, I've worked with celebrities for a long time. They convinced themselves. You were talking just a second ago about how these words that we use prescription drugs. How it does make

it sound nice. And we're not the only ones who are fooled by that. It's a little bit which is a food too. I've seen to believe that if they're on a prescription drug, Michael Jackson, countless others prints. Matthew Perry, remember Matthew Perry getting those Adamine drips? Yes. Well, it was like a medical clinic. So it feels medicalized and he's no longer a drug addict. He was a drug addict who died of his alcoholism and drug addiction. It was exactly

“right, Maureen. And I think the more we say it, the more they say it, the better we will all be here.”

But there is an epidemic in Hollywood of prescription drugs. It's not cocaine. It's not part. It's not a legal drugs. It's prescription drugs. If you go to a big Hollywood party, there are prescription drugs at that party, vikered in. Paying killers are something that a lot of celebrities do. They come up with this, this dialogue, this narrative that they're in terrible pain because their bodies have been so abused through years of show business or in Tiger's case through the sports world here. But this

this pain addiction medication is an absolute, it's everywhere. It's everywhere in Hollywood and celebrities have managed to convince themselves Maureen. But there's no problem because a doctor gave him a doctor. These doctors in trouble, we've got to find out who Tiger's doctor is. Yes, that is a great, that is a great next thread to start pulling on this. Because they put one of Matthew Perry's doctors in prison, Michael Jackson's doctor, Jason Wright.

And to your point about the normalization of prescription medications, not that big of a deal, I can think of a drug that everyone in Hollywood is on and thinks it's perfectly fine. Ozampic.

“And we just learned last week that I believe the first class action lawsuit being brought”

against the makers of these GLP ones for the catastrophic side effects. I mean, we're talking loss of vision, loss of organs, people being hospitalized that come along with these drugs or we see someone like a Kelly Osborne who's still putting herself out there for public consumption and saying, hey, don't look at me. Don't criticize the way I look and everyone's like, you look like you are actively dying here. Yeah, yeah, it is, it is immediate gratification.

It is immediate weight loss. If you take a vitamin, it is immediate numbing. It gives you a sensation that is rather nice. I broke my ankle. I sprayed my ankle on, I did some vitamins prescribed by a doctor for a couple of days. I felt great more reading. It would have been so easy to become addicted. It would have been so easy to want to keep doing it. And so it is immediate gratification.

It makes you feel good. The problem is, is it's just the temporary fix and the big problem,

which so many celebrities have in such a cliche, is that endless pit of neediness that is deep within them and will never be filled like outside. Exactly. It will never be filled. Tiger, it is a miracle that somebody has messaged as sloppy as it is. Somebody with as many demons as Tiger has. It's amazing. He can be in a relationship with anyone. Let alone somebody that's within the Presidents in a circle. These grandchildren are a priority to Mr Trump. Anybody that has been

grandfather. He is not going to allow this messiness. He liked Tiger. He is a huge golf fan. He is a huge golf fan. He is a little bit sort of star struck by one of his heroes. If you like sports, you like sports us. I love Madonna. Gosh, when I met her, I nearly passed out more in, because I was so excited. I was so stars struck. And so for Tiger, he has got a way with this icon image that is on fake. He's an enormously talented was golf player. The rest is PR. The rest is marketing.

The rest is not true. And now we're seeing it. Not once, not twice, not three times, four times more than four times. That we know of, that we know of that have not been covered up. And I'm just going to say like before we move on to just make a mark on the next. You know,

“I'm sure that what I've read was the secret service was told long ago. Do not let any of”

Trump's grandchildren in a vehicle that Tiger Woods is driving. And not only that, but if those grandchildren are in Tiger's home. I'm sorry. I'm going to guess this guy. High class, though, they may look as drug dealers in and out of the house. There are drugs all over that house. The guy is a, I have so much to say about this, but we must move on to make a mark on because this report is too good. Another mess, another emotional psychological crime scene against the

culture. Now, she is about to embark on her retreat, this Australian retreat that she invited herself to. And they said, sure. And then she said, oh, yeah, and then give me a million dollars. Now, the petition in Australia is up to 35,000 signatures. And the petition in some in substance

“says we the Australian taxpayers do not want in Iota of our hard earned money subsidizing this trip”

at all. This standard picking up on reports from all over the place, the site of her Australian girl's retreat, which the top ticket, $3,000 Australian dollars to get, that's the price tag for a front row seat to her talk, her word salad garbage talk, and a group photo with the Duchess, the Duchess is a mess. Okay, this place where this retreat, it's the Intercontinental Sydney Guggi Beach. Okay. Now, it sounds great. It promises yoga, sound, healing, dinners by the pool,

disco night. Okay. Here's what's really going on at the Intercontinental. It is under extensive

renovations, the swimming facility, which I'm going to guess includes the pool, fantastic words, swimming facility. It's a pool, spa, leisure deck, do it for completion in April. I'm sure it'll be done. And Australian source told GB News, the construction at the hotel is a work in progress and quote, a plot on the view. Okay, the other, the other thing these guests have waiting for them. Kuggi Beach has been struggling with sewage

pollution and the daily mail got a worker picking these things up. They call them poo balls as in poop, foul smelling poop balls that keep washing onto the shore. I am reading from this article tens of thousands of these lumps have appeared since 2024. They are thought to be splinters. Is

there a better metaphor for Meghan Markle Robb? And I quote from a giant fat burg. I've never

heard the word fat burg and I love it. In the Sydney sewage system, these balls were confirmed by academics as being composed of, again, metaphor for Meghan Markle, cooking oil, soap scum, hair, and human experiment. We are looking at the poo balls here, full screen, Rob. I give it to you. I give it to you like the gift it is. If you've summed this up, you've put a bow ride that you've had did it on. It's the perfect metaphor. The universe is finally getting a sense of humor about

Meghan Markle. We're thinking this for a while, but I always felt as if the universe was still catching

“up and there were still people that wanted to give her the benefit of the diet. And honestly,”

moring on days when I was a little tired, I might have felt a little sorry too, but everything they do. Everything they do falls apart. If anybody could mess something up, it's these two.

And I think I know the reason why. It's because they've never had to be successful by themselves.

Harry's success has been handed to him by really superior people who work at Buckingham Palace, the quality of the people that work there that manage this organization, that they're the best. I'm looking up to no several I went to university with a few of them, and they work really

the institution protects them. If ever you've worked for a big company, a big TV show,

“there's something lovely about the producers and the infrastructure and surrounding”

yourself with really good people to make you look better, having Megan have not done this morning. And I just don't understand why. Is it that they achieve partially? It's also to that they think they know better. They don't believe they need good people around them. Everybody does. When I started my podcast, I had great people when you started the nerve thing. What would I do without Marlena? I was just thinking about that. My existential

creator core, Marlena. I hate that. What would they need them, Marlena? Marlena don't you get any ideas, but they need somebody to just help them out. And now this is where they are, and it's their own doing. Then now at the bottom of the barrel, they're not getting the big offers.

“If a real luxury hotel was opening in Australia, Megan would not be on their list of”

invites. She's done that to herself. So all they're left with now is the scraps. When you start devaluing your brand, when you start turning up at futon sales, when you start turning up cutting ribbons on car dealerships and jersey, no disrespect to either of those, that's where you are. Megan and Harry have alienated all the alists, all the people that they were around when they

first started. Netflix, Spotify, Disney, the Royal Family, giant brands, show new chip brands.

And Rob, as you're saying, you know, when you're talking about the way the palace architects these images, I mean, we're now, we've been seeing the real Harry, but the the character that they built for public consumption, that wrap scallion, good nature, happy number two, Harry. Yes. That was a

“stroke of brilliance. That was a stroke of brilliance. They made him a perfect counterpoint to the”

more stuffy, you know, Prince William. And he just blew that image to smithereens. And now the only place they can get the gig is Australia for the time being poor Australia. We love Australia. Here's the nerve. And literally everything they touch turns to shit. And we see it with the pool balls on the beach, where Megan will be no doubt posting her a lovely Instagram. You know, we know there's pool balls on the beach, Megan. So enjoy it. Enjoy the whafting of that upstream.

Okay. Now Savannah, Rob, we've got to talk. We've not really talked since the Hoda sit down. The one on one. Now everything that you and I have been talking about, and you are impeccable sourcing inside NBC. It's all coming to fruition. It's all coming true. She did the one on one. They chopped it up. They packaged it as a date line special. The reports are that she is coming back on Monday, April 6th. Now if that stands, my reporting is that Hoda has been told she is no longer

needed on the today's show set. And she is not welcome on Savannah's first day back. And that in the

meantime, Craig Melvin is fuming that he did not, not only that he didn't get the one on one with Savannah, but that he, that he wasn't even considered. The Daily Mail says the host has been left utterly quote devastated by being boxed out. So this is, this is how sick it is over there. But tell me what you're hearing. Yeah, it's amazing. That Daily Mail story blew my, blew my socks off. And he makes total sense. It's totally reading with what I'm hearing about

about the situation. For when had left, they ran a multimillion dollar ad campaign of Savannah and Craig as the new co-hosts. This is what they set them up. This is the job they sold to Craig, that your image equal. You and Savannah co-host the show. And when the biggest news story, maybe in the history of the today's show happens, they give it to Hoda. Craig must be right for so,

not only angry, but really, really nervous. If you've never worked at any job and suddenly they

stop making eye contact with you. Suddenly you're not invited to the meetings. Suddenly you're not invited to participate. That's a real bad sign. Craig's in the fall has been in TV for a really long time. Craig Melvin, Dan, Craig was absolutely hurt by this. Now, what they're saying to Craig is that we wanted Hoda to do it. So we can put that story into a box and move on. So when Savannah returns on the sixth, we can go back to normal's not the right word,

but the new normal, I guess it is the right phrase. And so I'm told they'll start the show off

to go to the news of the day. It's not going to be four hours of her mom, of updates. There was

a story that they might be yellow ribbons everywhere. Yellow blooms. Oh, police. Oh, that's not going to happen. But they're thinking about this. Producers are talking about this. It's going to be a weird

“moment. And I don't think the date lining to you helped. I think it's made it even more weird.”

And so it's what do you make of that? Let's talk about that for a minute. What did you make of Hoda's affect? And Savannah, as the interviewer on, I will say, I became a little bit less, a little bit less convinced that Savannah isn't just as willing to play the game. That's the takeaway that they were trying so hard for people not to have. So I did these people that are so good at making television fall into that mistake. If we had produced this, it would have been a very, very different

different interview. And so I think here that you ask yourself, and I can't ask yourself this, why is she doing this? Is she doing this to help save her mom, which is certainly a very legitimate, honorable, really important reason. If this amount of attention, if this amount of coverage is going to help jog people's memories, make them remember something. Then you do it. You

“keep talking. But I didn't get that. I didn't get that. So the question is why is she doing it?”

And then one of the questions has to be as cruel as it sounds. Is this about ratings? It's about ratings. It's a TV show. And as much as they keep saying, they are family, they are, they are colleagues, it's a TV show. Ask Peter Alexander, how awkward. In the middle of this, we are a family promotional tour. One of the members of the family is so annoyed with them. He's leaving to go to a cable network. He's leaving the today show to go to a daytime cable network

program. Yeah, it's not a great time for us. He's not a great time for us. He's not going to fit in there. He's a bad choice for it. I've known Peter for 20 years. I don't know if he's a Republican or a Democrat. A lot of people like that about him, but MSNBC won't. Over there, they've certainly got their view. Listen, so Peter trying to be neutral on MSNBC at 11 in the morning. I just don't buy it. I think that he was pushed out. Oh, definitely. He was pushed out. And you know, this is the thing too

“about how I think that the today show may be the sickest psychological space in American”

morning television, worse than GMA, worse than CBS mornings. Craig, you know, if Craig, what Craig should actually be upset about if there's such a family, is that Savannah's mother

is still missing. And she may never know what happened to her. We're not going to find Nancy

got three without finding the people who did this to her. That's just, I just firmly believe that. And you know, if he really loved her and cared about her, he would say, Savannah, I want you to, I want you to sit with whoever your most comfortable sitting with. This is going to be a brutal experience for you. And instead he's throwing a fit. He's throwing it. So everybody watched closely on Monday morning when Savannah comes back, because she's playing the sick game too. She's playing

this very sick game. If I heard half of what we've been reporting on the nerve, that the minute Savannah left when she got word her mother was missing, that the talent was saying it was her karma, because she's such a bitch that, you know, she looks at the, the, the affect of the people on the couch after they start airing her interview and Craig is slumped disrespectfully. And Carson Daley says, you know, none of us have really talked to her or dear friends since this happened.

I would be crafting my exit package for the ages, but she's going back. And it's a very sick

place. And we're going to have our eyes on this. We have our eyes on her. It's a big first week back.

And Craig's bullshit. You're going to hear, oh, Savannah, we love you so much. It's just not been the same without you. I could, I could script it right now. Okay. We have no head. What's what's going to happen when they don't get the rating. Same on Sunday, three or four. Do they exactly double die on on Nancy? Do they pull back on Nancy? This is, this is a, a toxic situation. We'll, we'll keep on it. We will absolutely keep on it now. Very quickly, Blake lively. Tell me what you know,

because this case is, is, is heading straight to court very soon. The Blake V Justin Baldoni is about to open arguments on May 18th in federal court in downtown New York City. Oh. And I, you're hearing that, um, they're, Taylor's freaking out. Taylor's freaking out because of discovery. Yeah, discovery. So there was a recent judgment that is going to allow more discovery.

know what the text is like. I know what the ill males are like. They're unvarnished. And so they are freaking out. The, the, the big stars here, Taylor Swift shadow is over this entire tire trial. There's

going to be stuff that is going to be out there. But they're never going to be able to put, put back

in in the bottle. And so we're going to figure out very, very quickly exactly who Blake lively is by her own words. Her own words are going to be used against her. My inside is a telling me that the person Blake should be most fearful about during this trial is not just in Belle Doe and it's Blake lively. There's been a lot said and they're going to use her own words to convince her. And so he is not backing down. This is going to try. I am shocked more in a few that means six months ago.

You might have. I don't what I thought they would have settled this. They're both going to destroy each other. And we're going to be there to watch. And you know what else I predict. You know,

“Blake and Ryan made sure to be a pat at a football game in the UK. I believe the team that”

Ryan, and that says to me, they will be divorced. They will be filing for, he will be leaving her. He's a reptile. He wants to be a billionaire. He's not going to get dragged down by this relationship. Expect more, expect more paparazzi pictures. A couple of nights ago, they were at the final performance of Jonathan Graff on Broadway. He's in a, and the musical. He's leaving. The musical is going to replace him. So talented. And Ryan donated $25,000 to by Jonathan's

pat. There was paparazzi there. Expect more. Wait, he donated 25k for what? Well, Jonathan's hat from the show. That goes to Broadway care. So the money's going to go to Broadway cares. He gets Jonathan Graff's hat from the show. But what I find most interesting, and I look for the pictures very carefully. And I spoke to people who were in the audience.

“If you're going to see a musical with your wife and your kids, you all normally sit together,”

mix that in a row behind him. Stop it. Stop it. And again, whatever they're saying was the reason for that, these are very rich, powerful people. They can go for seats. I thought, get four seats up there. We'll sit. Exactly. We're going to sit in the cabaret. We'll sit in different parts of the theatre. I can't do it. They can get the seats. Okay. Okay. This is amazing. This is amazing. Okay. I can't see it. Brian, that's it. Brian, the best seat. He was in front of

her. If we couldn't sit together more, and I'd say, you take the good seat at the front, and I'll sit behind you. No. Ryan sounded good to say. You know, Ryan is still a psycho arsonist.

So we'll never let that go. Here at the nerve. Our last,

delectable item. And this is so good to be talking about because these two are about to be foul. The Met Gala, which they basically have purchased from Condé Nast, Jeff Bezos, and his, like, just sex doll blow up sex doll of a wife, Lauren Sanchez. You are reporting exclusively, Rob. The honeymoon is over. Yeah. I people at the vantage fair party at the Oscars, and they were really awkward to one another, not only inside the party, but on the red carpet, normally

couples in crisis put actually on a really good show on the carpet, they overcompensate. These two were really awkward on the carpet, and those were moments, but she really didn't want him in the photographs. She now believes her own hype. She has got to ring on that finger. So she doesn't really need him anymore in her mind to be fabulous. So when they were dating, when they

“when they were engaged, she needed him to get the press. Now I think she's trying to step out of”

this shadow. It's really interesting. Recently at Paris Fashion Week, she didn't take him. She went with Anna Winter. Great point. She was with Anna. She now wants to be a star in her own,

right? She's not taking a second seat to him. I hear there's already tension. Marriages are

difficult. The rules when the rules change. They've been married five minutes. You know what, Rob? This is so great, though, because everything you're saying, I completely get, like, she earned that ring, no matter what you want to say. She had it. She had to get, like, all of the plastic surgery that he wanted. She had to oil herself up. Wow. She was a pet. I think it would cost up. Yes. Allow herself to get spanked on his yacht. In full view of the paparazzi, so that

everybody could see that she was his sex toy, and he was her dom, and she was the sub, and now she's flipping the script. He's her sub, and she's the dom. She's the dog. She's the dog. I've told her there was a great story about what is she going to wear to the vote. I'm just pretty tough on what people wear. Anna decides what people can wear. I've been twice it goes through Anna. What you wear, I'm told that Lauren, he's not going through Anna. No, she's not covering up. The boobs are going

Sanchez. You know, I don't know how to feel about this, because I do love the idea of someone

“de-throaning with it, which is Condé Nast, right? And it's even better that it's somebody”

as tacky and vanglorious and vulgar, a true vulgarian as Lawrence Sanchez. Then again, I'm sort of like, I don't want to wait for her. I know, I'm not going to wait for her. This is the Macala for Christ. I mean, listen, excuse my language, but like Anna killed at the minute she invited Kim and Kanye. That was it. It was over. No, Anna's only got herself to play for this tick tick top. It started your right with Kim and Kanye and Nara. Lauren Sanchez, however,

Lauren Sanchez bought this ball. It might be Jeff Smoney, but it was Lauren's idea. This was her passion. He doesn't care about fashion. This is her thing. And so he's paid millions of dollars to make his wife literally the bell of the ball. Let's see how Anna feels about this. Where Lara

“gets out of her liberty with her boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Oh, my God. It's going to be one”

for the ages. Rob, we love you. We love you so much. We will see you very soon. Bye, Laura. Bye, Rachel. We could rock the one for days. I know. We really could. But you know,

hey, it's always best to leave each of us one a little bit more. You'll tease. We'll see you

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the heart of any episode of the nerve. We have a little celebrity house keeping to attend to first up Jennifer Aniston's boyfriend, Jim Curtis, who she is reportedly house shopping with in New York City. The reports are the Jennifer Aniston is looking at $25 million apartments in New York City to house Jim, who's all about manifestation. Now one could say Jim really was about manifestation. He'd be manifesting his own wealth. I mean, and then the devil's

advocate side of that could say, well, he did manifest wealth. He's just using Jennifer for it.

You know what I'm saying? Jen, wake up. Here he is. On a podcast I've never heard of called a

really good cry. Sounds pretty masculine to me. A really good cry podcast. The host is Roddy Dev Lukey. If I'm pronouncing that right, on March 24th, here he is talking about what to do if you feel stuck. Everything is based in fear. Everything is fear. Everything that we do in

“life is either overcoming fear in some way, fear that we're not good enough, not capable enough”

fear that, you know, we're not going to have what we want, that we're not going to be more all of it. It's just based on our primal. Okay, Jen's going to get to you. What am I afraid of? And when you answer the question, what am I afraid of? And then what would I do if I wasn't afraid, then you figured it out? Yeah. So most of it's around, I get a lot of people that say, I'm stuck. And I was like, are you stuck? Or really? I think there's something different.

And perhaps you're not stuck at all. Perhaps you're just afraid. So changing the word from I'm stuck to I'm afraid. And then what? Because I'm stuck is ambiguous, right? No, it's not. It's not ambiguous at all. It's pretty clear. Not everything is fear-based. This guy, this is what Con artist do. Oh, no, you just take this word and replace it with this word. And then you're unlocked and you've solved everything. You know, like, and what happened to the yellow

butterflies? I thought the yellow butterflies were the ones that we're supposed to unlock. If Jennifer Aniston marries this guy, she's going to go. She's going to get what she deserves. Now, I saw this regarding Heather Graham. And now she's all over the place right now. It was just announced

our faces. Now, you thought Leslie Bibb was an anoint in the culture. Someone who was just, oh,

oh, my god. We're in for you guys. We're in for it. She is on the cover of us weekly. And I saw this. And I was like, she's irrelevant culturally. Why is she on the cover? And she's, she's, she's look what she's doing. She's lacing up roller skates because her most famous role was in Boogie Nights as roller girl, which was like 30 years ago. Anyway, this popped up. And it's, it's such a reminder of how poisonous celebrity culture is.

Here she is giving a tour of her, her New York City apartment to an influencer named Caleb Simpson. And um, listen to her talk about the, um, what would be the, I don't want to give it away. But she's going to tell us all what impeded her, um, upon closing on the apartment from being able to take the keys and just walk right in. I mean brace yourselves. We will net brace yourselves. Here we go. This is a crazy story. I bought it right before September 11. And the data that I was moving in,

“I had my key. And it was September 11. And I was at the Toronto Film Festival. It was like 8 a.m.”

like today I'm moving into my new apartment. And then we flew past the two towers. And then I couldn't come into the city because it was like, you know, I had to find a place to stay along

Island. And then I took the subway. And the first day I lived here was September 12.

Is she kidding? There was a little hiccup known as September 11th. If you were in New York that day, as I was, and you watched it with your own eyes as I did. It's a sacred. Well, Heather, I'm glad you got into your apartment. I'm sorry you had to wait a day. I'm sorry you had to wait a day. And by the way, I don't even know if she's

telling the story correctly because there were parts of downtown that were just completely cut off

“like you could not access. And I remember for weeks after going into the city. And”

you could smell the death in the air from like midtown. So she can fuck off. She can fuck all the way off. Okay, so that's all I had there. All right. Trouble maker feedback. I have friends and fam who still idolize the fucking Kennedys. This is from a trouble maker, by the way, who shares a name with a surviving family member of two Kennedy victims. I will keep your name private unless you tell me otherwise trouble maker. She says I'm buying

some copies of Ask Not, so they will get informed. Here's my golden doodle. Molly Brown, who just turned three. How cute is she? And it's a happy birthday note. So sweet. Dear morning, I get emails like this a lot. So I'm gonna read this in the spirit. I am addressing every trouble maker who writes

“me with a similar sentiment that right now life is not great. I'm sureless and down and out.”

Hang in there. Hang in there. Watching your show is like a lovely ray of sunshine. I'm so happy to hear this. This trouble maker, Peter writes, I know you admire classic cinema. And I would

like to recommend kind hearts and coordinates. I've never seen it starring Sir Alec Guinness playing

eight different characters. It's got a hundred percent on rotten tomatoes. If you've never seen it, you are in for a rare treat of very dark British comedy. My favorite poor your favorite adult beverage and surrender to the spell, Maureen and Marlene, our early celebration to the nerve, one year anniversary. We instantly became trouble makers. She's tipping her hat to Marlene as well. We embraced you all the culture and have been introduced to so many awesome guests. We at the

nerve, we have a really nice stable of recurring guests. She enjoyed the nerves coverage of what went down on JFK Junior's final flight on how he wound up crashing that plane so catastrophically. She says this 77-year-old troublemaker was shaking Saturdays mini with Savannah and Hoda,

This is from Olivia in Oregon. And she also sent us a card inspired by Timothy.

“Shama Lama Ding Dong have a ball on your birthday. It's two ping-pong paddles with a ball in between.”

And she ordered several copies of Rob's book this weekend. Love to hear it. Hi, Maureen sent this previously seemed appropriate for today's show topic. So glad you sent it again. Trouble maker. You didn't say I could say your name. So I won't say it. It's a mo bro. One morning in the park years ago, I'm going to guess this was central park. While we were both walking our dogs, I found myself within air shot of Caroline Kennedy on the phone.

Reviewing the guest list for a party she was planning. Names were proposed and dismissed.

The line she kept returning to almost like a mantra. Again, just this troublemaker self report

“was quote, "I wanted to be an alice party." And he or she would make it a be-list party.”

This went on for at least 10 minutes. I couldn't pull myself away. It was around the time of her. Like you know campaign to take Hillary Clinton's Senate seat, dear Maureen. I was scrolling on my iPad last night, and there it was the New York Times article featuring Carol Radswell, and she didn't disappoint. We're getting to it. Trust me, troublemaker. We were going to do it on

Tuesday's nerve, but we ran out of time. I immediately thought, "Maureen will be on this and

dissect it." She will. You better believe it. We can't wait. Okay. I laughed out loud when this piece mentioned an article, "Vadity Fair" wrote about JFK Junior and CBK, "Apply Titled Secrets and Lies." In reference to their dysfunctional relationship, of course, Carol wrote a letter to the editor trying to douse those flames, protecting her family. Whatever, then she went on to the pictures. The accompanying photos. You guys should really just look at the New York Times piece just for the

portraits that accompany this. This at Britschick, this is our writer here. She signed off Britschick, dead on descriptions. Carol, smoldering in her apartment, wearing her hipster coat, parenthetical. Hey, man. I'm 62, but I'm still hot. Razor sharp cheekbones, doubtless purchased at the Durham. You can get injections. My Durham tells me. Anicasual lounge on the expensive sofa, wearing the proverbial white TN genes, cool girl uniform for the ages. With her two cats who are

perfectly still, by the way, I bet that took an age to shoot. You are right, mentioning the cats. I'm sorry, Carol, but your feelings are no comparison to our beautiful, and heroic Teddy Van Halen and Daisy. And even more importantly, your cats don't undertake special ops. That's so funny. Okay, hi, morning, while recovering from a respiratory infection, feel better soon. I languished in bed and this is such fun hate reading. I would have done the same

analyzed all the scorched earth reviews of Lindy West's latest memoir. So she preordered the audio

“version from audible. And we're going to revisit this. I think I might pair my current reading of Lindy's”

memoir, which I kid you not. When I told Marlene and this the other day she was like, I don't believe it. And I was like, no, it's true. There's what passes for a chapter in there. It's a page and a half called showering. And it's all about why Lindy finds it very difficult to take a shower. We're going to pair this with Lena Dunnam's memoir, which is coming out in two weeks, and which has already gotten its extract published in where else. This is what we're going to call it now.

David Ramnik's star-fucking New Yorker magazine. Okay. Now, this troublemaker finds Lindy and her memoir extremely grim. The saddest road trip on record with very little interaction with real people along the way. Number one. Number two, the husband who has no actual job and imprints. Oh, my God, please. And he's quote, very thoughtful and caring, slightly goth girlfriend. Three, the author's willingness to share what sounded like eight hours of therapy and clinical depression with a whole

world. And for the quote unquote, happy ending thrupple, living under Lindy's roof on Lindy's

other book recommendations. She says she just put in for Peter Garalnik's volume two of his

“excellent Elvis Presley biography, careless love, the definitive one. I think even Bob Dylan”

has called Garalnik's Elvis Bios, the definitive ones. And she's going to get the other man when it is re-released, any fiction you find smart and fun enough for the troublemakers. I'm thinking about it. Lastly, I'm so excited to watch the new Paul Newman Doc by Adam Corolla. I didn't know that Adam had done one. I know Ethan Hawke did a six part one for HBO and I started it and I need to finish it. I have a friend who just raves about it who is excellent taste.

Talk about a real man and incredible race car driver leaving the Hollywood BS for a quieter life

in rural Connecticut committed to family and charitable giving. Are you also a fan or is there a darker, darker side to Newman that only you would dare unveil I am a fan of Paul Newman. I am I love Paul Newman. Not a perfect guy. We should maybe talk about him when this new doc comes out.

“I think Ethan Hawke's stock predated the nerve. I think, finally, last one, speaking of”

Meghan Markles upcoming pool balls retreat in Australia. Poop balls. By the way, I was just checking Instagram and she's already on Instagram with a new as ever post. Eleguant refined. We've got flowers in a very thin, beautiful, looks like hand-blown vase. This woman is going to a beach where shit is literally washing up in huge balls filled with also human hair and soap scum. It couldn't be better. The universe is the nerve to win. It wants the trouble makers to win high-moreen.

I think we could ship in for a ticket to this shit show for Megzilla's sister to attend if we started to go find me. It would probably be a success. She also suggests sending Jessica Mulrooney

along with her such fun. She also loves watching Kinsey and Rob and she says she never

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As long as he's keeping his deadmen in towel confidential until he gets clearance from nerve HQ, it's cool. Next up, we're going to talk about Tiger Woods and his latest arrest. Again, in a way that the rest of the mainstream industrial media slash entertainment slash sports complex will not, we will see you back here in a minute. Troublemakers, our banks cashing your interest checks while you are buried in debt.

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out in the country doing this, our driver's license would have been suspended a long time ago

“and then permanently revoked. We also probably would have been looking at real prison time.”

The way in which Tiger is continually coddled by the culture and the entertainment, media, sports, complex, is going to get somebody killed and it won't be him. It's the exact same culture that led John F. Kennedy Jr. to crush that plane with his wife and sister-in-law aboard. It's that exact same culture that allowed Justin Timberlake to feel completely entitled to get behind the wheel of his car in the Hampton's two years ago. It's that sense of

entitlement that Britney Spears to get arrested just a couple of weeks ago.

For the same. And you know, what all of these people also have in common is that emotionally and psychologically they are children or were children. They remain children. They're very

“stunted individuals and their early fame came with a lot of darkness and a big downside.”

That's fine. It doesn't give you license to run a mock and risk the lives of innocent people. Tiger Woods. I don't care what his issues are. He's a piece of shit and I'm going to show this front page of the New York Post and we're going to talk a little bit about the reporting that I was involved with when one of his last scandals broke his major major scandal. But this front page I love. And you know why? It shows you real scale. Like if you look at this,

you can see there's an elevated fire hydrant. That's a human being. Okay, therefore there's proportion here. They're far away. But it shows you the size of this vehicle, the weight of this vehicle, what a monstrosity it is, how it could have crushed somebody. God forbid there had been a child out there. You could have killed somebody. It's just another day in the life of Tiger Woods flipping a car. What a loser. What an absolute

loser. Now we got the arrest affidavit. We're showing it here. It's detailed. It's detailed. And we will probably revisit this arrest affidavit at a later point because if this guy gets away with this and doesn't really go to jail, go to prison. And he gets to just walk off and be like, "I'm going to go to another rehab." You know, fuck off. The justice system needs to get real. And

“so does the way the mainstream media covers this guy. You need to get real. You need to have a real”

come to, you know, that phrase, come to Jesus moment. It's like wake up. Wake up. This guy has had four car crashes that we know of since 2009. I'm going to read about the, I'm going to read from the contemporaneous USA today report of previous crashes. This was pegged to last weeks. But then I'm going to read from the way I wrote about one of his, I think this is me. I'm not sure. We'll see. We'll see. Okay. So they write about a previous crash in 2009. This is USA today.

Woods's public image took its first significant hit after the events of, it's not an event.

It's a catastrophic accident. Every word matters. Events is far too passive. It's far too polite. The events of November 27th, 2019, when he ran into a fire hydrant with his Cadillac escalate and hit a tree outside of his residence in Windermere, Florida at about 23 am. Oh, this, I know what this is. We all know what this is. But listen to the way they were at this, it's very polite, very polite. Woods had facial lacerations and had to be freed from the SUV

by his then wife, Elon Nordigan or his former wife where they divorced by then it's hard to keep track who used a golf club metaphor of all metaphors to smash the vehicle's rear window. He was cited for careless driving. Here's my report. Here's how I worded it. This is my Tik Tok. Based on the facts of that night and that crash which ran in the New York Post in 2013. This was the night that she found the messages on the cell phone and he was like in another room

passed out again on drugs. He's a drug addict. Let's just call him what he is. He's a drug addict. So Nordigan woke him up. She was yelling at him. He then ran to the bathroom with his cell phone, like a scared little boy. She demanded he come out of the bathroom when he emerged minutes later. She swiped his cell phone. Took one look at his last sent message which included the words. Sorry,

pummeled his chest and scratched his face. He rested himself away. Nordigan reached for

“the nearest weapon, a golf club and began chasing him. Woods tore out of the house barefoot.”

Elin and hot pursuit. Their shouts were waking the neighbors. You ruined our Thanksgiving woods yelled still running away. Are you happy now? He got into his 2009 escalade. Elin ran to a golf cart. It was 225 AM. Woods pulled out of the driveway at 30 miles per hour. He crushed some hedges. This is the event. This is what USA ate today calls an event. He crushed some hedges. He

caressed into a curb. Then hit a fire hydrant before smashing into a tree. That poor tree.

He wound up in the street unconscious, bloody and snoring. A neighboring couple ran over and there was Nordigan with the golf club. The escalades two back windows smashed out. Help us. She said,

“Woods was knocked out for six minutes and neighbor, a neighbor called 911. Woods was still on”

the ground. But now he had a pillow and a blanket. He was sliding in and out of consciousness with cuts to his lips. Blood was pulling in his mouth. He tried to talk but made no sense because he had also taken vicar in. 2017 police find Woods asleep in his car. Arrested on suspicion of DUI on May 30th, 2017 found by police in Jupiter, Florida, Jupiter, excuse me, Florida. Behind the wheel of his black Mercedes at three in the morning with the engine still running on the

side of a road. He told the police he had an unexpected reaction to prescription medicine for his back pain. 2021 Woods was in the LA area, Los Angeles area on February 23rd, 2021, driving to a television shoot around 715 a.m. When you're doing a shoot, people typically send a car for you. For many reasons. Involved in a single car accident in his Genesis SUV authorities from the LA County Sheriff's office said that Woods was speeding going nearly 90 miles per hour on a 45

“mile per hour street. He struck a tree which sent his vehicle into the air. I believe this is the”

accident that almost took his life. This guy is a danger. He is a mortal danger to everyone else and the culture is propped him up because he wants us to feel sorry for him. He likes to talk a lot about all the injuries he suffered and all the pain medication said injuries just force him to take make no mistake when I tell you. Just my opinion, this guy is a drug addict and he loves nothing

more than getting behind the wheel on drugs. He's worth $1.5 billion. His license should be permanently

taken away from him. He should not be allowed behind the wheel of any kind of a moving vehicle. He has enough money where he can buy all the golf carts he wants and he can buy all the little engines he wants to soup them up and he can take all the drugs he wants and drive around off his face on any of his properties and just keep it in your house. Keep it in your extensive acreage. He told us who he was back in 2010. This is a peak behind the curtain. This is a peak behind

the curtain. I found this and I was like, yeah, I mean there are so many things but we have show has a time limit. Okay, but anyway, so this is a report from the Guardian in December 2019. And I talk about the national inquire a lot because they do break stories and back when they had real money, they broke a lot of stories the rest of the media wouldn't touch, you know, for many reasons. Okay, here's this report from the Guardian.

Representatives acting on behalf of Tiger Woods broke her to deal two years ago to bury a tabloid story of an extra marital affair the Wall Street Journal reported yesterday. It said representatives for the golfer acted after the national inquire threatened to publish pictures of Woods taken in a parked car with Mindy Lotton, a Florida waitress. The alleged deal which the

claims, whatever. Saw would give an exclusive cover interview and photos spread to a sister magazine

“of the inquire or men's fitness. It is the second such claim to be made after the publication”

of a similar story in the New York post earlier this month. The national inquire, this is me talking to you now. They did eventually report that cheating scandal. It was their front page story. But because the mainstream media disregards tabloid scoops and tiger makes way too many people, way too much money. Nobody picked it up. He's wife at the time. She saw it. Let's go to Thanksgiving 2009. If you are an American, this Thanksgiving weekend lives in infamy.

As reported in the number one best selling New York Times best selling excuse me. I got ahead of myself. In the number one New York Times best selling biography, tiger woods by Jeff Benedict and Armin KTN. If I'm saying your name right, I hope I'm quoting from their book. It felt as tiger to convince his wife. He told her the tabloid story was a lie that there was no affair between him and Rachel Yucatel. This is my aside. Looping back to the

Heather Graham piece we just did in the middle of the show. Rachel Yucatel first became famous

on the front page of the New York Post, tearfully holding a picture of her fiance who was lost in the towers on September 11th and he died.

“So Rachel Yucatel comes back into our lives as a tiger woods mistress. And she think I think she”

thought she was the only one. But on Monday, November 23rd, in advance of publication, the Yucatel expose a began circulating on the internet. It contained a quote attributed to her that read like a dagger directed at Elon quote, "It's tiger woods." I don't care about his wife. We're in love. Close quote, "Blindsided, Elon didn't know what to believe. It was the week of

Thanksgiving and their second child Charlie had just learned to walk to walk and was starting to

say his first words." At the same time, Elon remained fixated on Tiger's phone after he fell at this loser. After he fell into an ambient and do sleep on Thanksgiving night,

“she searched his text history. She found one from Tiger that said quote, "You are the only one I have”

ever loved." Close quote, "Tiger had not sent that text to his wife." Here we are at the pressur Tiger held on February 19th, 2010. So a little less than three months after that Thanksgiving that blew up the very carefully constructed image. Again, just like we were talking about with Rob, how the palace constructs these characters, we're looking at characters, not real people, on the world stage. So Tiger blew up is very carefully constructed persona. And here he is at a

pressur putting on his best. I'm sorry, demeanor. We're going to chop this up into three distinct segments because this is very instructive. This is Tiger at the very beginning opening his pressur to the world's media. Here we go. Many of you in this room are my friends. That is highly manipulative to say that. I understand the covering sports isn't covering geopolitics, but great reporting relies upon journalists not becoming friends with their subjects,

not being their fans, not seeking their approbation or acceptance, not wanting their subjects to like them. Next, after dispensing with the Pleasantries about how he betrayed his then wife and his family. And you know, that's really, that's really too bad. But what the heart of this apology is, these are the people and things that really matter to Tiger. Just my opinion, here we go. My behavior has caused considerable worry to my business partners. There we go. Everyone involved

in my foundation, including my staff, board of directors, sponsors, and most importantly,

Is it? Why would it be more important than ever? You've just been outed as someone with like

probably a drug problem. And when I talk about the cheating scandal, this isn't, this isn't like somebody on the side. Okay, this is not that. But like a good reporter in that presser would be like Tiger, why is your work more important now than ever? He's worried about his sponsorships

“and his viability as a piece of commerce in the marketplace. That's what he's worried about.”

Now he's going to talk about his entitlement and how that entitlement has only metastasized

the longer he's been in public life. Here we go. I ran straight through the boundaries

that a married couple should live by. I thought I could get away with whatever I wanted to. I still got my entire life and deserve to enjoy all the temptations around me. I felt I was entitled. He still does. He has not learned his lesson. This is clear. Take a look at that overturned gigantic SUV in a very wealthy onclave of Florida and tell me this guy has learned his fucking lesson. Now, I was at the New York Post when the Tiger cheating scandal broke.

There's nowhere else he would rather be than in a newsroom like the New York Post when a story like this that has legs for days is breaking and breaking and breaking. Every day, it was another mistress coming out of the woodwork. I mean, we didn't have to go looking for them. They were coming to us. The New York Post broke a record with the Tiger Woods cheating scandal. His mistresses gave the New York Post a record number of consecutive

front pages. Think about this, not the end of World War II, not the JFK assassination, not September 11th. Tiger Woods mistresses. It was something like 13 or 17 straight days that he was the sole front page. Now, I wrote a very lengthy piece about this for the New York Post and I pulled out the really juicy meat on this bone. This piece was published on November 24,

2013, and some genius editor gave this section of the feature. This amazing subhead called

Bimbo in every port. Okay. That is brilliant. Okay. So reading from that piece, again, published November 24, 2013, I opened quote, "You could tell," hired. So that was the mistress, Rachel. You could tell, hired Gloria Allred as the scandal blew up and scheduled a press conference, which was then canceled, reports circulated, that Woods had paid her $10 million to keep quiet.

“Had he only been more generous, perhaps Wood could have avoided what came next?”

The onslaught of porn stars, strippers, escorts, and party girls who said they, too, had been having sex with Tiger Woods. My aside right here is that one of our reports. It was so we would have something at the post called The Breakfast Test. I think a lot of media outlets have it, and it really was applicable to the Sunday paper, which was, you've opened your Sunday paper, or your online with your Sunday paper, and you're having breakfast in your coffee,

and will the details in any given story be so grizzly that they nauseate you. If so, publish another day. This is really graphic, you guys, but one of the, one of the

“mistresses gave a level of detail where you go, this has to be true. Who would make this up?”

They were having sex in her car, like during the day, she was on a shift break outside like the deadnings where she was a waitress, and she, she was having her period, and she said that Tiger removed her tampon with his teeth, and then flung it out the open window, waiting to arching a lot, I died. Every time I see Tiger Woods, all I can think about, continuing from this piece, but as an increasingly astonished public learned, Woods was also really cheap,

diner waitress of, here it is, here's that detail who said she and Woods had sex at his, sorry,

“I got the location wrong, at his family's home in Florida, and in his escalate in a church parking lot,”

a church parking, tossing her tampon out the window, there was also porn star Holly Samson, who had sex with Woods, the night of his bachelor party, and her colleague, Jocelyn James, who said she'd gotten pregnant by Woods more than once. Exotic dancer Cory Rist revealed Woods loved eating fruit loops while watching cartoons. Grub said she texted Woods the day after the crash, saying she'd be devastated if anything happened

to him, but she never heard back, and when she tried to call, the number was out of service.

By December 11th, 2009, two weeks after Woods's accident, the number of known

“mistresses was up to 14. He lost endorsements with Nike, Gatorade, Gillette, and Accenture,”

the latter alone earning him between $10 and $15 million per year. He announced he was taking a leave from golf, and by the end of the month, Woods had to enter. Why do I want to call him Woods? Is it like a Freudian slip? Like he's just always got wood? Not with that drug habit. I'll tell you that Woods had entered rehab for sex addiction. Not his real problem. If you ask me, listen, I don't care if the guy's a sex addict. That impacts him and the people who choose to

have sex with him. I care if he's driving under the influence all the fucking time, and I care if the justice system will do nothing about it, and I care if the local PD is getting paid off

“by the sky. That's what I care about. Okay, these are great details. I just got to share them”

because they're just these, again, these are the details that really make a scandal sing, sing, Nordigrin used the time that Woods was away to renegotiate her prenapping and mall the future of her marriage. The day after the accident, Woods had reportedly told a friend, this is what Tiger Woods said, reportedly allegedly, that Nordigrin had, quote, gone ghetto on him. His words, gone ghetto, and that's so fucking funny that he needed to quote,

"Run to Zales" and get a Kobe special. A house on a finger, close quote, referring to caught cheating NBA star Kobe Bryant's gift to his wife, "Run to Zales" and get a Kobe special. A house on a ring, I continue. Woods reportedly confessed to sleeping with 120 women. I would double that. I would triple that. By now I'm sure it's close to a thousand. I'm going to say. That's just my opinion. But sources close to Nordigrin say that she remained on the fence about

leaving him until April 2010 when a 15th mistress was revealed. All her name was, a lot of these women,

their first names no matter what the first name is, they're just spelled weird. Okay, her name was

Rachel Codray. I don't know if I'm saying that right. But here's the very salient at really alarming piece of this story. She was a daughter of the couple next door. She first met Tiger Woods when she was only 14. Here's Tiger talking to the golf channel in an interview. They published on December 2nd, 2021, nine and a half months after the accident in which he was going 90 in a 45 mile per hour speed limit zone on a twisty road. He almost killed himself in that crash and you know you get to a

point with these people where you're like, "Just do it, man. This is a slow roll in suicide." Just looks to me to my eyes like that. This looks like a slow roll in suicide. You're that hell bent on taking yourself out. Just like JFK Jr. was, "Go ahead. Do it. Do it. Just leave the rest of us out of it. Don't put us in grave danger of being maimed or murdered by the likes of you." I mean, legally it wouldn't be considered murder. But you know what I'm saying? It would be like manslaughter,

be like vehicular manslaughter. And this is after, by the way, he heard the doctors, they were like,

You know what else we're seeing this shit with? I mean, I don't think she's got an addiction problem

“to drugs, but she's got an addiction problem to fame, Lindsey fucking Vaughn, almost lost her leg.”

Here's Tiger. But this is illuminating. This gives us a window into his like, this is his, this is his permanent, in my opinion, frame of mind. This is what he thinks. Here we go. I've been very lucky in my entire life. So I don't know what why that has happened, but I've been very lucky to have everything transpired in my entire life the way it has. This is why Tiger Woods is lucky because we still live in a culture that tells us that celebrities

or sports grates actually do deserve special treatment and that Tiger Woods can get off his face on

opioids or whatever his drug of choice is as often as he likes and get himself behind the wheel of

“5,000 pound vehicles as often as he likes and flip them and crash them and do whatever the fucking wants.”

He's not going to face any consequences. He needs to face consequences for this. He needs to be humiliated. He needs to go to court and stand trial or plead himself out, but either way, their better be a prison sentence on the other side of that. Their better fucking be a prison sentence for this. This is insane. It can't continue. The culture cannot abide this and the media that are doing its fucking job and start talking about

this with the alarm and severity and gravity it deserves. This is in cute. This is in poor tiger whose father shoved him onto a golf course as soon as he was able to stand on his own to feet. This is not that. Do you think the law? Okay. I pulled this. I pulled this. This is how we're going to close out this segment because I can think of no greater example of an extremely famous person who got past after past, after past, for criminal drug induced behavior until he did not.

On June 19th, June, rather, in June 1996, Robert Downey, Jr., who had a very heavy drug problem. We stopped by police after driving naked on Sunset Boulevard. He was in possession of cocaine, heroin, and an unloaded 357 magnum. While out on parole, Robert Downey, Jr. then broke into a home in Malibu and was found what the press called a sleep. I'm going to call it passed out on drugs in a child's bedroom.

Eventually, after getting all of these chances, which the judge were going to hear reference, in 1997, he did get a prison sentence and Robert Downey Jr. wound up serving over one year in prison. Not a club fed, not a fancy rehab prison between 1999 and 2000. Let's listen to Robert Downey, Jr. Talking some real talk at his sentencing. Here we go. I'm running out of resources to keep you out of state prison. I'm going to incarcerate you in the way that's very unpleasant for you.

“I'm doing that because I believe if you understand, that's where you're going,”

maybe it'll save your life. It's like, I have a shotgun in my mouth, and I've got my finger on the trigger, and I like the taste of the gunnet. Now, if you're only listening, I would encourage you to go watch this part of the show on YouTube because you'll see after the judge says, "In some instance, I'm not fucking around anymore. You're a menace. You're a menace to the rest

of us law-abiding citizens who give a shit about our fellow citizens, and would never think

to do half the shit you're getting away with because you're famous." Fuck that! You're going to prison, and you see Robert Downey Jr. Turn around, he's being let away in coughs, and he's like, "smirking." And he's like, "Can you believe it?" It's like Justin Timberlake's friend who showed up on the side of the road in East Hampton after he was collared for driving under the influence. He's like, "Stop it. Don't say it. You're resting

Justin Timberlake. No. That's the culture, and we have got to demand that it absolutely be abolished." Now, we saw R.D. J. Smirking there, and laughing, and trying to play this off, like it was no big deal.

because he talks about what that prison sentence did for him. Let's take a look at this.

“Culture is really something as hard to explain. It's open my eyes to a lot. I think first”

it was just kind of a shock, because I really don't know why, but for some reason I had expected that I was going to somewhere that was like the treatments that are next to the prison, and my god here was like, "It was a prison, your arm came here." And I was like, "Wow." You see razor-wurf, and says, "You see a lot of correctional officers,

some arms, some not all of whose job basically is to protect society from youth,

to the time being." And that sends a message. It's on the self-esteem, over. I had to look at that too, because, you know, I had been called the menace-disassent. He does laugh at the end of that, but he got the fucking message. He's like, "I'm in prison,

“there's razor-wire, there are armed guards, and you get the message that you need to be contained”

in a very severe way, because society needs to be protected from you.

We need a media, a culture, and a legal system that wakes up and finally recognizes that we

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