492 - Eric Swalwell, The Great Layoff, & We Endorse Katie Porter

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I'll tell you when the shopping trip is already on the first day.

And the platform makes me no problem. I have many problems, but the platform is not a step away. I have the feeling that the shopping trip will continue. Everything is super integrated and balanced. And the time and the money that I can't invest in there is no other way around.

For all in vaccination. Let's test the shopping trip.de. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan Show. The Straits of Hormuz are now open.

“I believe in a stunning achievement of international diplomacy.”

And we're still maybe or maybe not. I believe doing a blockade.

And then they might close again.

I ran a straighten that. It's by the minute now. By the minute, as I was driving here, I was on my phone trying not to swarve into oncoming traffic, reading about the updates to the Straits of Hormuz. I ran threatens to disrupt shipping and red sea unless the US lifts the blockade. And this is as of a few minutes ago.

So they're going back and forth. And I don't know. If you don't like it, vote. Well, and everyone's talking about the midterm. Well, the midterm, there is not going to be any midterms.

Israel is going to nuke the midterms. There's no midterms out there.

The fantasies you people have about these midterms are hilarious.

There's no midterms. Israel's fully new kingdom in terms will be in a war with Turkey by then. And you'll actually support it. It'll go the other way because you're just going to start to accept it. But there aren't a midterm sorry about it.

I know it seems like a nice way out to do the midterms.

“But at this point, I don't know, does anyone feel that the midterms are going to happen?”

And now I think they should happen. And I think the Republicans should lose. They've gone back on a lot of their campaign promises. But does anyone feel like the midterms are out there? I don't just ask you out there.

Does anyone feel great about the midterms like you and your buddies go to the bakery and the vegan little apple thing and you're like, I'm going to vote on the midterms. Does anyone feel like that's going to go on? I hope it does. By the way, I hope it does.

But it just feels like by that time, what are we going to do about a year? Midterms are about a year? Well, I hope they happen. But Trump might go to BB and say, listen, here's the deal.

“You need to nuke the midterms like we got to figure this out.”

And BB is going to understand that BB is going to go listen. The last thing I need is the Democrats to come in and then this guy to get impeached and convicted and removed, we're working here. We're doing work. We can't have these things.

Now, say what you want about Israel. But here's the deal, they aren't vested in our country. They are. Israel's a friend that has chosen to take a keen interest in our activities. Some friends you have are very casual.

I know this. You have very casual people in your life that don't really care what you're doing. Oh, you're dieting good for you. And then there are people that take a keen interest in your behavior. Maybe someone call it smothering, a friendship, a closeness that's rather inappropriate.

It might feel stifling. It might be a little claustrophobic at times. But that's the relationship we have with Israel right now. It's a friend who's taking a keen interest in what we're choosing to do. And if need be, they might nuke the midterms.

So that they can really get close to us and really be our friends. I don't know. I'm hoping that doesn't happen. People got mad at you. The press won't wild about the assassination attempt thing I said in Butler.

They're reporting it everywhere. And I'm like, well, number one, Joe Kent said it.

We don't know, and he said I couldn't, I wasn't allowed to investigate it.

“And he was like the deputy director of, he was the intelligence chief, the deputy”

Zarr of whatever the fuck these things are. And he was told, you can't investigate it. Cash Patels FBI said you're not allowed to continue to investigate the Butler shooting. Shut down the investigation, the administration shut it down. Kent was like, I was also blocked from investigating Charlie Kirk.

Not as Joe Kent won't run from political office, obviously. Does he want to be the president? Yeah. Sure. Does he look advanced as weakness and go, I can get in there.

And then he looks at Rubio. And he goes, well, the Neil Conz, he can throw all the money to Rubio. And Joe Kent goes, I got a sharp jaw. He's got that jaw. He's got that looks maxing jaw.

Let me Joe Kent doesn't look like a clavicular, he's dad, like he grew up. Joe Kent, get up, Joe Kent, and then get up, clavicular. And Joe Kent, they look kind of similar. Like Joe Kent looks like the older version of clavicular because he has that, he has that jaw very shapely.

What's the term for that?

“And why am I not saying it when someone has a real cut jaw like that?”

Well, anyway, Joe Kent, he just, he, he looks like a guy that would be president. So he wants to be the president. Um, no, this is, that's enough. But does that mean that he's making it up? Does that mean that Joe Kent's lying?

I don't, I don't know. If he was lying, I feel like they would charge him with something. But he hasn't been charged with anything. So he's just coming out and he's saying these things. And then I on my show, say what he said, they leave him out and they come at me.

And my whole thing is this and I, I'm not going to, I did it last week, so I'm not going to talk about it. I, if Trump said I staged my own assassination attempt, I would not be angry, I would laugh. It would bring back some levity into this fucking goddamn world.

It would be fun and silly. And if he sat down with Barry Weiss and CBS or whoever, Tony Doke pull or whatever and explained how he did this, we would be riveted and it would be back to fun, back to fun. So, every got mad at me for that and they're going to say they're going to also get mad at me for the suggestion that Trump and Israel might nuke the midterms.

But I'm just saying, I'm asking anyone out there and I'm, you know, these midterms.

One never knows what could happen.

He might be in another war we might be in a wider war and it's going to be, you know, it's going to get ugly out there. It's so bad, Sam Oldman, this is how bad it is. Sam Oldman is attacking himself. Sam Oldman is paying employees to throw Molotov cocktails at his house.

This is how you get ahead of it before the real Molotov cocktails come in.

“You have to pay someone to throw a few fake ones.”

And then Sam Oldman came out and said, this is my husband, this is my baby. I love my family, stop throwing Molotov cocktails in my house. Now, I don't know. Maybe someone threw a Molotov cocktail at his house, whatever. And maybe his coat or killed himself.

I don't know. That's not my business, it's not my business. I see Sam Oldman as a good example of a happy gay married man who's trying to open star gates around the world to communicate with aliens and build a super intelligent army to fight a global war.

And if you don't see him like that, that's on you. They get four days before Trump's inauguration, the Wall Street Journal reported.

Someone named Tannoon, Tannoon paid half a billion dollars to the Trump family in exchange

for a stake in its cryptocurrency company. The following day, Altman held a 25-minute call with Trump during which they discussed announcing a version of Chip Co.

On Trump's second day in office, Altman stood in the Roosevelt room and announced Star

“Gate, a $500 billion joint venture that aims to build a vast network of AI infrastructure”

across the US. And maybe the administration rescinded Biden's export restriction on AI technology, Altman and Trump traveled to the Saudi Royal Court to meet with Mohammed bin Salman. Around that time, the Saudis advertised a launch of a giant state backed AI firm in the kingdom of billions to spend on international partnerships about a week later, Altman

laid out a plan for Star Gate to expand into the United Arab Emirates. The company plans to build a data center campus in Abu Dhabi, which is seven times larger than Central Park. And consumes roughly as much electrical power as the city of Miami.

The truth of this is this is a quote.

We're building portals from which we're genuinely summoning aliens of former AI executive said. Now maybe this is a joke, right? Like, as I'm reading this, I can imagine like some county tech executive going, saying something like this to some reporter, you know, like, uh, we're genuinely summoning aliens.

But by the way, maybe it's not a joke, and so we don't know, quote, the portals currently existing the United States and China and Sam has added one in the Middle East. He went on. I just think it's widely important to get how scary that should be. It's the most reckless thing that has been done.

Now in the middle of summoning aliens, this guy, some guy throws a mile of tough cocktail at this guy's house. Again, everyone should be against that. If it happened, do you understand?

“If it happened, you should be against it.”

And it probably happened. What do I know? I personally, if I was doing what Sam Altman was doing, I would throw a mile of tough cocktail at my own house. I'm just telling you a strategy that I would employ.

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spaces, literally every mall in the country is that film.

“We're walking around this mall in Riddondo Beach, California, and it's just bleak, and dark,”

and old, and I don't know why, what's happening to me, but I have a little frog in my thru, and I've been hiked, my body's been hijacked by Sam Alman. Sam Alman will figure out how to hijack my body, Sam. So you're going to see that what's going to happen is one of these tech people, quite obviously, will buy, oh, hack my body, will hijack my system eventually, and they will

figure out how to do my show. And not only me, they will do it to Rogan, they will do it to everyone. The podcasters will begin to be hijacked by these tech billionaires, and then, you know, they're going to do what they will with us, and it's not going to be a perfect, you know, like you'll see my arms will start going, and then they'll stop, you know, I'll blame

it on some rare disease, but that's coming, so just know that that will be coming eventually. I mean, I don't see, I don't see how it wouldn't, but we're in this old mall, and we're walking around, and, you know, you just, you, you, you, there's nothing like a mall to tell you that the old world is dead. There's no physical representation of the death of the old world, then walking around a

mall, if you think any of it is coming back, retail, any of it, people gathering, film, like, you know, any of it, any of the things that you associate with a mall, if

“you think there is a chance that any recognizable form that life is going to take a recognizable”

form again, at any point, go walk around the mall, and look and walk around the ancient ruins of the world that you grew up in, and you will realize as I'm reading on my phone about these tech billionaires trying to open star gates, and these scientists disappearing that are supposedly working on anti-gravity technology, and I'm staring at a hot topic in the mall, and we're done to beach, it's like a ghost town, I'm feeling like I'm looking

at the past, like I'm a genuine time traveler walking past, you know, the equivalent of a Spencer's gifts, an Annie's pencil, who are the people that would shop at hot topic, does fat goths do they even exist, once the last time you've seen a fat goth, it's, you know, like I'm sure they're around, but they're not out like they used to be, that you know, I'm serious, yes, there were a few hot goths, but most of the goths had a few

extra, and you know that you would see them in hot topic, and I would wander around malls as a kid with my friends, you'd smoke a joint, you'd sample some bourbon chicken, you'd

“get some food, but that world is dead completely, and, and, and you should, you should,”

if you doubt that, I know people that are very hopeful about the return of certain

think, well, you know, people, people actually are always going to want to, they're always

going to want to leave their house, I don't know, people are actually always going to want, you know, people like trying things on, do they do they like going and trying things on, people like meeting their friends and going to play, go to a mall and look at the death of that world, it's not coming back, and you feel it, and it would be crazy if a dead, it would be even crazier if it did, I drew up at malls, we loved malls, Carlin

said it perfectly, it's America's two things shopping and eating, it's the only two things just like a religion, but when you walk around one now, you're, you're, you're keenly

aware that it's, the, the world is never going to look the way it did, drive around LA and

everything is for lease, for lease, for lease, a lot of these commercial spaces are gone, the office spaces are gone. So what's going to happen all of these, and by the way, that's Los Angeles, right? There's, you know, obviously there's parts of it to thrive and it's

of this available commercial space, and you say to yourself, what happens with this space,

where does it go? What do people do in it who takes on these leases? What, what do you open in our, in this country? What's the business, you open? You used to be able to open something like edible arrangements, here's a, here's a, here's a pineapple shaped like a sunflower, we're sorry you had a stroke. That was a business in America, like a genuine business. Oh, you're retiring as a biology teacher after 30 years, just you had a weird interaction

with a student in the hall who cares. Here's an edible arrangement. Here's a melon shaped

“like a tulip. You gave a back rub to someone. That's not good. I think it's time to retire”

Bob, it's time to retire. She was dressed out. Take your edible arrangement and get the fuck out of here. You sick pedophile, but that was a business. You understand? People, that was like a, that made money. I don't know if you had to open a bit, now I'm not even kidding, do this as a thought experiment in your head to see how fucked we are. If you had to open a business in this country, where no one is any money and everyone hates each other. By the way,

everyone is completely paranoid, justifiably so, no one knows what the hell's going on. What business would you open? I mean, think about like, what would you open here? What would you open in a city

“where homeless people are multiplying because joblessness is exploding, drug addiction,”

people with open sorrows that are festering the stench of skin rotting the necrosis, similar to a brown recluse by getting to the bone, the dead tissue. People wandering around their eyes bugged out of their head. The sounds they make somewhere between a human and a trapped animal in a basement. What business would you open now? What business would you get excited with a cup of coffee? I'm going to the shop, honey. What business? People are terrified of each other.

They're scared to be in public. They're waiting for Iranian drones to start blasting them. They don't know what's going on. They're heavily medicated. They're terrified their GLP one's going to wear off and they're going to run into a Chinese buffet and kill themselves. They're stomachs going to explode. They're worried the GLP one, the health care is going to cut off and they go, my stomach exploded last week because I couldn't get the shot. What business? Because the GLP

ones now a lot of people market to pigs to fat pigs. Now the GLP ones are making that harder

and we're pro whatever you want to do on this show to help yourself. We always have been. Obviously,

now, but now if you had a business for fatty boom baddies, which is a lot of businesses, come come pig and eat it. Eat it in your car pig. Eat it in your car. That's a lot of businesses. A lot of them have been from frozen yogurt to bakeries to smoothies and slushies and burgers and case to tears that there's a lot of businesses aimed at squarely at the fatty. A lot of businesses aimed

“donuts. I'm not going to go on here, but you get it. The chocolate tier, like what are we talking?”

But what do you ten? If there's a lot of businesses aimed at people who are eating in their car, I've been one of those people. I know what it's like. I know what it's like to shamefully sitting in your car alone and eat in a parking lot. That's a lot of businesses. A lot of people open a business and say, we're fat people come in here. They get food and then they eat it in their car and they water back to the nursery school and teach the children or whatever it is. But

now the GLP wants you here and people are kind of cleaning it up a bit. So now, then there used to be

liabilities, the primaricas of the world and don't sue me. I'll sue you back. But businesses targeted

“to degenerates. Cell phone companies where you had to prepay and they banged over to head. You know,”

you get shipped a bunch of credit cards in America when you're in your late teens. You max them out at college. You fuck yourself up. You start paying for your boyfriend. Who doesn't like you as much as you think. And then you graduate and you mid 20s, you're like, fuck, I got student loan data. I got credit card debt and then one of these places, one of these, they target you and you walk into a mall, strip mall and somebody sits down and they they figure it out. This is the great

tradition of payday loans and small business loans and debt consolidation. So that's a genre of business for people that are fucked. Are you fucked? And those things are usually next to the fat businesses because those people a lot of times and again, I've been it or won in the same. So you go see the guy about how to restructure your debt, then you get a frozen yogurt and you eat it in your car and you pray for death. Now, so those are types of businesses you could open up.

And there's like the rich businesses, like the antique stores, we got something really cute. I thought of you. Hi, Merrill. I thought of you. We have a table. Remember when you were in here and and I'm so sorry, but it has been I heard. I'm so sorry. Do you know, remember we're talking about the table, Merrill, and you said you needed a little piece by the window in the kitchen?

“I and if any and it had it, Merrill, it has a drawer. That's why I called you. It has a drawer.”

You've got to see it. You've got to come in here and see it right now, please. And that's, you know, a rich business, but think about it. What business would you open? Like what would you get excited about in America today in the current climate of in which we live?

I give you a few million dollars. And I say, hey, good news. The dream of being a small

business owner in America is now yours. You get to choose what business you get to wake up every day excited to go to. And people are going to have to think about this. By the way, the era of the mass layoff is here. And this is a fun exciting article from Snap to Block to Amazon, a new template for right sizing the workforce is spreading through sea suites. And other companies are taking no. So what's basically happening is the sea suites are the executives. And they're basically saying

we have to write size. Meaning Snap is laying off 16% of its staff block, locked off 40% of its workforce. Oracle is shedding thousands of employees after Amazon cut about 30,000 in a matter of

months. I think Oracle did that with one email. It was basically like a 20 to 30,000 people. They're

like everybody get out. Welcome to the era of the mega layoff. So this is the era of the mega layoff.

“You used to get laid off in a personal way. That's how bad things are. You used to get laid off”

in a personal way. Somebody would bring you into the thing, you know, into the office. And go listen, you know, we're making changes around here. And I wish I could keep you. And I have been fighting to keep you Nancy because everyone loves you here. And we all know how hard you work, Nancy. We know how hard you were. Oh, please don't cry. Please don't cry. And then Nancy would go, I knew it was coming. I just didn't think it would be this soon. I didn't think it would be this soon.

Because class, class is, you know, he's doing good. Because it's Cliff is Nancy's husband, who shot a black child. And it's now is now under investigation. And the good Nancy, we support Cliff. And we know that child was wrong in the wrong. But unfortunately, Nancy, you've got to go. Now you just get an email. You get a mass email. And they just tell you, you and everyone you know. Pretty much are fucked now. And this is, this is going to hurt. Like,

here's what this is going to hurt. You know those like outdoor malls, it's still have a little

everybody's, you know, they all got back from Coachella and they're talking about, you know,

how good Bieber set was. It was so cool. We went back old school. Like, he, these, this is going to turn those places into Detroit. Those upwardly mobile, six figure earnings kind of like Normie Core, Austin City Limits, White Converse shoe wearing, New York City, so-ho living, amateur drinking, you know, they are fucked. That breed of person is unfortunately now going to be turned into the type of person that I talked about earlier

with the flesh eating diseases and the schizophrenia. That's coming. Now, hopefully these people

“find a way to avoid that fate. I'm not rejoicing in that. I'm telling you that's what's happening.”

These types of people who are used to like traveling and going to places,

these are the people that go to Thailand and they post photos of Thailand on their Instagram, because they have the money to do that. They are in trouble now. They are in trouble. The people that think nothing of eating a ribeye for $125 in drinking a $27 glass of cabernet are in trouble now. The people that think nothing of renting a weekend house in Montauk are in trouble now. They're in trouble now. The young professional is being hunted.

The six-figure year graduate of a fucking really good private school, maybe not an IV, but maybe

but a really good private school, a thing like a Vanderbilt, whatever. The people that move to New

York that move to Brooklyn, that get a job at the start-up that work in FinTech are being hunted by the AI Demon and Sam Altman. Sam Altman is released a demon to now hunt some of some of the people I do find pretty annoying, but I don't want them. I don't want them to end up falling off the grid and wandering around the streets with their children and living in tents. But those stargates are opening the door and people say to me, why do you call it the AI

Demon? Well, number one, it's funny. But number two, I don't know. I don't know what it's going to do. Maybe it's some people call it a god. Some people say it's a god and it's, you know, whatever. That like Rogan says like quantum computing plus blobby blob. Maybe that's God. I happen to call it a demon because I like the world before it. I like the world where people would go out and see each other and talk and have jobs and own things.

So I call it a demon. I'm not engaging in some quasi-mistic medieval religiosity here. I'm just using a term to describe the nothing. You want me to call it the nothing from neverending story.

“That's fine. The nothing. If you remember neverending story, the great film from the 90s”

where I try you battles the nothing and the nothing blows through the town and the nothing just leaves everything and it all says for lease, for lease, for lease, open a business here outside the bus stop in the empty parking lot, open a business. But the people now, now, by the way, globalization has displaced in manufacturing sector in America. So if you lived in upstate New York or Scranton, Pennsylvania or somewhere in the Rust Belt, you've been fucked.

You already work at Croger. You're getting out of prison. You're son's on math. Okay, now I'm not, I'm generalizing, obviously it's not everyone. Some people's kids run heroin. My point is this, you've been fucked. Oh, you're dad. It made cars. We don't give a fuck.

“Spill an aisle four. Take your heroin and go to bed. And that's what we did to those people.”

And we call them white trash. And we call them Nazis. And we call them names. And we watch them die. And we don't care. And if some of them happen to die in our cities, we get off on it. We jerk our cops and flick our beans to watching people stroke out on our streets and die.

People in Portland in Los Angeles, these well-meaning white people like they do.

Do never want to criticize homeless or unhoused or whatever. They don't want anyone off the street.

They have a death fetish. They come a little harder knowing someone's dead near them. Sorry.

“But that's what it is. Don't love it. Don't love it. But they feel like they're good people.”

But it's a psychosexual fetish where they like to watch people have seizures on the street. And it allows them to sit and stroke their cock. And I don't think it's good. But it is a death fetish that white, the same people that AI is now hunting. They have a death fetish. Because the croaker people, the veterans, whatever, whoever are stroking out on the street. And these people don't want to say anything about it. They don't want to offend anyone.

And now it's coming for them. And now you stroke out on the street.

And now you put the needle in your arm. Savannah. How about that Savannah?

Who worked at Oracle? Now you put the needle in your arm. Now you're a prostitute. Savannah. You used to work at Oracle. And you're a fucking whore now. Because you want to survive. That's so fun. Is it? Speaking in hush tones about, you know, the need to be compassionate to people.

“Even though you've never engaged in that personally, civic duty compassion. Where are they going to go?”

We need to let them die outside of Trader Joe. Where are they going to go? Well, you're going to join him now. You're going to join him, Savannah. You're going to join him. And I hope not. By the way, I hope not.

I am not rejoicing in the idea of the young professionals in our country.

Becoming homeless. I am not. But I am telling you they are being hunted now. By the demon, by the nothing. You sit in an office all day who knows what you do. There's a meeting at four. You guys get the email about the meeting at four. Yeah, we got it. It's like a meeting we all have to be in. Yeah, we have to, we have to be in the one at four.

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stand at benefit the most in Democratic field with no clear front runner. Several strategies said. Eric Swallwell scandal tainted the parter from the California governor's chart. It is still funny. By the way, as I see Kathy Griffin and all these people on

threads, it would just talk about a great Eric Swallwell was. This is always funny when they're all

like, and by the way, they all yell at me because I can't even answer on their like. You spoke to Katy fans and now he's doing all of this stuff and you have bought out your hands and you go, well, how about you all just were saying how great Eric Swallwell was five minutes ago when he's throwing women in a closet? He's raping everyone. You were all talking about a great this guy was literally last week and he's going around and throwing women down the well and you all tell

me how great he was. He understands California's the complex ecosystem of, oh, I'm sorry, that sound that's a woman that's went down the well. Can you get up a little new story about what he did, Eric Swallwell? There's all kinds of photos of him, right? All these women are like,

“this guy's a creep. This is one of those like a misunderstanding things. I think this guy's a real”

creep. You're yelling at me about, Katy, Van, Katy, Van says that attack women. I don't think his wife even speaks to him. Eric Swallwell, what's going on here? Let's watch a little this. By the way, the California, the New York Post moving in California is like obviously not helping. It's just the most hysterical reporting ever and I agree with some of what the, but there's just no need for another media, like another like psycho media institution in California, like literally every

headline from the California Post is like homeless trans person, jokes, and you're like, all right. Let's watch this here. Who's this? Is this Judge Janine? I think that's Judge Janine. Thank God. So now Judge Janine, now, friend of the show, Judge Janine, who looks drunk. I like Judge Janine because she's hammered. I looked at a house by Judge Janine in Florida years ago. This is a true story. Have I real to go? You know, Judge Janine lives next door and she, I swear, she walked out of

her house at a certain point, like like 30 minutes into the show. It was like a long showing and he goes, Judge Janine. She goes, what? And he goes, this is Tim Dylan. She goes, who? And that was it. And it was that warm welcome. But here she is. This is a Judge Janine talking about Eric Swallwell,

who apparently was an amazing person up until last week when he started throwing women in his closet.

So I wonder who was allegedly trogging, choking, raping victims,

“drugging, choking, raping. By the way, by the way, drugging, choking, raping. That's what he was doing.”

And then everybody on threads because their old geniuses were like, well, this guy's great. We got to throw our support behind him. And he was drugging and choking and raping people. So this idea that like all of these people are like omniscient guardians of truth all the time, you just supported a guy who was drugging, choking and raping people, which in fairness to Eric Swallwell was probably legal in California 10 years ago. But the point is this,

all of these people are the same people that will attack any person who thought Donald Trump had a

good idea. That doesn't mean that he had a million good ideas, but he had some good ideas,

And instead we're invading Cuba, which is not what anyone signed up for. But these people with no irony and no self-reflection at all who supported the drugging, choking, raping, Eric Swallwell, up until 10 minutes ago, will tell you that everyone should be omniscient and know everything that's going to happen. Give it up for it. Let's listen a little more here to Judge Janine, friend of the

“show, Judge Janine, Piero, a lot of people make fun of her alcoholism. I think a functioning alcoholic”

is more impressive than a regular person, and I always have. And let me dig into this before we go to

Judge, when you meet my friend's father was a, any diet is for us to deliver. It's fine. But when he was a functioning alcoholic, like a guy who just every morning, he wakes up and the goal is just to plow through the day or lady, to plow through the day, so they can get back home to get booze in a glass so that they can sit on their couch and go to that place where it's okay. They just want to go to that place where it's okay. The second glass, when that second glass,

that cork opens, that bottle of wine, those that ice clinking in that martini shaker, they just want to go to that place where it's okay. And all day, they're actually pretty fucking productive, because the sooner they get what they need to done, they go home and they and and cleared for takeoff, they're ready to go. They're out of there. And in that place, where everything is warm and everyone loves them and everything's okay and everyone's proud of them.

So I've always respected Judge Janine, I like functioning alcoholics and I like when they get a little

messy, they're gonna get a little messy sometimes, Judge Janine, take it away. Just for a significant period of time, I would expect there would be victims who might have been

“information. What I think is really important right now is for anyone who has any relevant information”

or has any complaints. Hold on for a second. Judge Janine is now asking people with complaints against swallow. Is she prosecuting this case or they just bring this, is Judge Janine have anything to do with this? I guess so, right? What is, is Judge Janine like to get Attorney General now?

What's going on with Judge Janine? Oh, she's a U.S. attorney, D.C. U.S. attorney.

So we did it. Was Pam Bond the replace by Judge Janine? Hold on. What's going on? I need to know this. She's a U.S. attorney, what is Judge Janine doing here? So she's United States attorney for the District of Columbia. So Google, who's our attorney general right now? I'm wondering who is the attorney general of the United States right now? Todd Blanch, right, the guy who cut the Maxwell deal. Good, right, okay. He can play the game. He plays Bob. So is she like in Attorney General

“for the state of California? No, she doesn't live here. She doesn't Florida, right?”

What is Judge Janine doing? Oh, she lives in New York and then whatever, all right, whatever. So Judge Janine is a U.S. attorney and I guess they're just bringing her on to is she pursuing a Fed case, okay? Judge, okay. So D.C. U.S. attorney, Jeanine pure announced earlier Thursday that she has opened the hotline for anybody to give information about alleged sexual or inappropriate conduct in D.C. by the married swallwell 45.

Because you got to remember Eric Swallwell was a congressman and then he was running for the governor of California. By the way, FBI director Cash Patel has also encouraged any possible victims to contact federal law enforcement. I mean, this is a guy that told us there were no Jeffrey Epstein at no victims. Cash Patel is asking victims of Eric Swallwell to contact law enforcement, so he can promptly delete their messages. Cash Patel wants you to call up and leave a message

so he can send agents to your house and threaten you. Can you believe it, this gun? Patel goes, we should welcome him to sit out the FBI and share any information he has. Patel tauntingly wrote on social media Monday evening, hey, release the files you fucking fraud, you should be fired. Victim shared harsh graphic stories being assaulted by the new former lawmaker with one

Well, I'm confident that Cash Patel is going to get to the bottom of this because he's

done a great job with the other victims, right? With Epstein and all this, like he's done a phenomenal job, although the other victims. So this Eric Swallwell guy is out. So this guy's a bad guy. Okay, we're not going to go through every allegation. He's a bad dude. He's telling women, let's go to the hotel and I got to get some clothes, I got to pick something up, whatever he's doing to Matt stuff. Now, Katie Porter, friend of the show and

our choice, this is we're going to make an endorsement now because we don't endorse people on the show, ever. But we are endorsing right now, we are endorsing Katie Porter because there's the Democrats will win California. It's not going to, a Republican is not going to win Spencer Pratt, it's not going to win. It's not going to happen. You know, I'm sure Spencer Pratt's a nice guy. But I don't think he's going to win, but maybe a win. I don't think he's going to win, but I don't

know, the polls are not looking, they're not too hot. We're going to endorse Katie Porter here because we, if we're going to, if it's all going to end, which it is, by the way, spoiler alert, we'd like to end it with Katie Porter. We need kind of this hamburger helper, abuse of mom to kind of bring it all to heal. Let's watch a little bit of this because now this is Katie Porter outlining her priorities. Now, by the way, we don't need to know Katie's policies to endorse her.

This is our new rule with any politician we endorse. We don't need to know their part. And we've

never endorsed politician before. We're going to start right now with Katie Porter. And we don't

need to know her policies. And in fact, we'd rather not, but we're going to watch this news clip anywhere. Where Katie is going to outline her priorities for the state of California. Now, remember Katie is

“I believe from Orange County. She's a mom and she's mad and she's angry. So, and we need that.”

We need kind of that energy because Newsom is too swath. He's like a slick scumbag, lives on a vineyard type of guy. We've had that. Cool as a cucumber. The fucking silver fox hair all that, but we don't want that anymore. We need a mom who's angry. We need a mom who occasionally shits herself. Not full on. Not like full on where it's embarrassing. But when you just say to yourself, I kind of shit myself. We need a mom who is on the shot, takes a little monjournal and then

gets ahead of herself and has a little burrito and he's got to go home and change the pants. And on the phone with her assistant goes, I shit myself. She's angry at the assistant that she had to spell it out that she, that the assistant didn't automatically know what I have to go back home means. Well, are you going back home? Is there something that I can pick up at your house? Because you're actually running late. Hey, I got to go back home. Is there anything I can just

get for you? Because you're actually ready 15 minutes. I said, I shit myself. And then there's silence

“on the other end of the phone. And then the person goes, understood. That's what we need. We need”

a governor who screams, I shit myself into the phone. And then there's a quick pause and then her assistant goes, understood. Katie Porter. Former Orange County Congresswoman, Katie Porter is a top Democratic contender in the race for California governor. A head of the June primary Porter is among the Democrats hoping to pick up Congressman Eric Swallwell supporters. That's right. Drugging choking rape in everyone on Friday. Drugging choking raping. Drugging choking raping.

That's your boy. Keep going. Sorry. Tackling homelessness and giving free college tuition.

Katie L.A.s. Andy Rose Ramos reports. Katie Porter says it's time for California's first female

governor. That's right. That's right. That's right. It's not a shot. Katie looks good now. Shut a goddamn shot. Katie looks good. Fuck. Katie is coming. I'm proud of Katie.

“So now Katie is getting healthier because remember she almost killed her assistant when”

her assistant mistakenly stumbled into the frame. So now Katie has started her campaign with

about anything that the state is going through. It's not about the budget shortfall or employment.

It's not about homelessness or crime. It's not about the fiscal health of the state. It's not about anything climate related, fire prevention or anything like that. Katie has decided the most important thing is just to say it's time for women to lead. Now you might think the mayor of Los Angeles is a woman. The mayor of the largest city, you know, the one that burned down, the mayor of the largest city in LA is already a woman in fact a woman of color.

There's tons of women on the LA city council. You know the council that governs the

largest city in the United States of America, that's also a woman. The mayor of Beverly Hills,

one of the wealthiest cities in America is a woman. Interesting. But Katie Porter is decided that it's time for women to lead. Let's because I, so that policy I like so far. I like that

“policy because it doesn't, it's not about anything. So that's what I like. So by the way, this is my,”

I tell everyone to stay above the fray. Just say things. I got it's time for women to lead and women to be listened to and so okay. Let's continue. Let's see what policy number two is. Katie Porter. Because there's a time for moms to lead. Okay. Let's stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. We have policy number two. Policy number two from Katie Porter is it's time for moms to lead. Policy number two. Because again, this is the morning news. Katie LA channel five,

they're in a disgusting park. They've put Katie Porter in one of those directing chairs. By the way, she's heavily drugged. Not only on the shot, she's heavily drugged because she cannot be, the thing about Katie Porter is she has to be on several medications. So she doesn't punch this skinny bitch in a face who's bothering her. She's not Katie Porter is now. Can you Google if Karen Bass has children in the mayor of LA? I'm just curious. I don't know. I don't really

care about people's families, but I just want to make a point. I wonder if Karen Bass, the mayor of Los Angeles, who's a woman. Oh, she does have a child. Okay. So again, it's interesting

“because Katie Porter, I guess does it know that the mayor of Los Angeles is a mom and a woman?”

I'm I'm on a wear of this, but the mayor of LA is a mom and a woman. Many of the people on the LA city council are women. I identify as women and believe a lot of them are mothers. And I know for a fact that the mayor of Beverly Hills is a woman and I believe she has children. Google mayor of Beverly Hills family. Again, I don't really like even talking about people's family. I'm just making a point because Katie Porter said it's time for moms to lead and I couldn't agree more.

Craig is now the mayor. Sherona and Nazarene is the one that I know. Craig just got elected. So a dude just got elected and replaced a woman. I thought it was a woman, but a dude did just get elected. And yeah, she was a mother. She was a mom. And she just did get replaced by a guy. But is she running again? I don't know. But the point is this. There's a lot of people in our country that are and by the way that are near Katie Porter could meet these people and probably

has. So we have a mother and a woman leading the city of Los Angeles. That's pretty obvious.

But so okay. So the first two planks in the platform I like women to lead moms to lead. Let's see.

Let's hit us. Hit us with some specifics, Katie. Don't make us wait. Katie Porter again,

“friend of the show. That's three. Who drives in minivan sort of famously? You must be a cutely”

aware of gas prices. Californians want relief at the pump. You say no to big oil. But one of our reasons that our gas is more expensive here is because we have something called the low carbon fuel stemmed. We have our own blend of gasoline. And now they see beautiful clean air. We're seeing respiratory health. Go improve. That's because we have our own fuel blend. So to be clear, you would strongly oppose sort of opening up those refineries drilling. We have refineries open

right now in California. And they need to stay open. So now what Katie is now talking about, the news person said, you're a mom. You have a minivan. And there's just painted the pump.

blah, blah, blah. Standard. We have our own blend of gasoline. And now we have clean air and then

respiratory health. By the way, a lot of people getting lung cancer that has never smoked,

whatever. Katie Porter is now claiming that respiratory health is up. Now, I don't know how she's measuring that. Everyone I know is sick every two weeks. People are dying of lung cancer at 24 years old that have never touched the cigarette. But Katie Porter is now saying, actually, it's okay that gas is expensive because, but the real answer is Katie Porter says, here's the deal. You don't have to drive far to attack your husband. You want to save the gas

“for the days when you need to shop and your husband's house with your ex house with his house with a weapon.”

Um, no, Katie Porter is, and now I understand what she's saying because you can't turn everything into because the Republicans, if they were in power, would you turn everything into more door where everything's oil, sludge and horror? And I get that. We can't have that. So let's listen to a little bit more of Katie Porter here. I do, again, we're endorsing her. By the way, without knowing any of these policy, I don't even know which and she doesn't know what her policies

are. It doesn't matter. None of them do. Actually, spoiler alert. None of them have a clue because once you once you own this dump, then you realize you can't really help anything. Nothing is going to get fixed. But let's listen to a little bit of Katie Porter. The most painful I've had in a long time. It's because of President Trump's war on Iran. That is why she's right. She's hitting Iran and she's right. One of your platforms, eliminating state income taxes for

families making under $100,000, doing this by making the corporate tax structure progressive.

“That does hinge so on a vote. My question to you is what happens if you cannot get the vote?”

Is there another words a plan B? California's are going to be the ones as you point out who get to decide and they understand right now. She wants to eliminate state income taxes for people under $100 grand and do that by making the corporate tax progressive. I don't hate that. I don't hate eliminating the, I don't know how many taxes those people pay anyway. I'm sure they do pay taxes. I don't know what the percentage is, but I don't hate that idea.

The thing about Katie Porter is she does have some good ideas. She does understand that we do need to help people that have less money. So let's just finish this app because I do. Again, I like her. I don't hate this woman. She's fun to talk about because she's abusive and cruel and all the things that I like and think are important actually. But let's just finish up with her over time. They get a big race at work. They might pay a little more tax that year.

They might get bumped up into a higher bracket and they think it's absolutely fair that the same thing should happen for businesses. They're promising free two wishes that you see's NCS use in part funded by that progressive corporate tax. You just explained, can you drill down on some of the details of this plan? My proposal is to pay two tuition free years at a UC a CSU or a Cal Poly with those two free years at Community College. Does this apply to

people who identify as undocumented? There's no qualifiers on that with regard. So she's saying we're going to get free tuition two years at a community college and then two years at a regular school and that it'll apply to undocumented people too. It's whatever. She's giving

she's basically saying listen, we're giving you two years at a community college for free. I think

and then we're going to give you two years at a Cal Poly or a thing like that. Now, here's the problem with school being the answer. School is not, I get rid of her. By the way, I'd love to thank you, Katie Porter. We appreciate it. We'll see you on a campaign trail. I've over for my services. No one's called me back. Folks, I mean, selfish because of people way too much money. I don't know about you, but I like keeping my money where I can see it.

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spray the yard for bugs." And I go, "It's actually John the Baptist is the real prophet." And Jesus stole the whole thing. And he goes, "What?" And I go, "That's our religion." There's only 7,000 of us in the US. Ray Compass telling me about these people. What are they called, Ray Dalmatians? What is the John the Baptist people called? The John the Baptist people. The Mandans show that the guy goes, "Hey, I'm here to spray your yard and I'm a Mandian and my family,

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bullshit about school being the answer. Schools not the answer. It's clearly not the answer. We literally just talk about the era of the mass layoff. Can you go to that article again, because by the way, all of those people that just got told to fuck themselves, they all went to school. They all went to college. You think they didn't go to college to work in an oracle? You think somebody found them on the street? No, they all went to college. They all have student loans.

In Silicon Valley and beyond, companies are cutting staff and doing it with the big acts. Instead of laying off people in more incremental and less disruptive ways, employers are seizing on the potential financing upside, financial upside of severing swaps of their workforce at once. That is a departure from not long ago. And Masley also registered as a sign of trouble or mismanagement that the company needed to take drastic measures to write his performance. Now,

such a company is more likely to get a big stock bump and praise from investors for acting boldly.

“That's what the country we've created where somebody walks in and goes, "We've fired everyone.”

You've acted boldly. You've acted boldly. Put them all in the straight." Behind the scenes, so snap, got rid of 23% over the last year. Block shares at full on 16% this year, before it laid out 4,000 milli-half of its employees in late February. The stock has since reversed those losses and then some. So, by the way, companies cutting employees tells the stock market

things are good. This is how perverse this is. So, if you're eliminating thousands of people from your company and profits are going up that way, instead of your company growing and adding

and we're going to eventually automate all of these jobs. We're going to use AI and the investors

are going to benefit. And instead of the stock market going, "Oh, you're in a precarious financial

“position that you need to axle these people." They're going, "No, this is great. Let's get rid of them.”

Let's get rid of them and put them on the street." But, here's my point. All of these people that worked at these companies went to school. They all have degrees. Some of them have graduate degrees. And the idea that educate, you know, when I grew up, everybody, and they were not wrong, they talked about how important education was. Education is the key.

It's in the information age. Education is the key. Don't be in a union, you pig.

Don't work construction. Don't work with your hands. Be fat and work in an office. That's the dream. Have backspasms and work in an office all day and have someone tell you

“when you move up a floor. You, you, you want the big office, Bob?”

You want the big office, don't you, Bob? Well, you'll get it soon, Bob. Keep doing everything you're doing. We're looking at you. And, and we, we told people, we demonized an entire swath of jobs, plumbers, electricians,

people that work with their hands, people that work in unions, people that install age fact.

We said they're all animals and pigs and you want to, and they pointed at the people in the street, doing construction, fixing puddles on roads that you needed to drive over to get to your fucking house. And you said, "You want to be like them or you want to go to college?" You want to go to college? You could work at IBM and get cheated on. Don't you want to go to college? You work at IBM? So your husband can cheat on you with a child?

Your pedophile husband?

“Is it a nice life you have? Working at IBM? You have to be a judge, a husband out of the house, pedophile!”

That's in a side, but the point is this, we've demonized so many jobs and so many fields and then Katie Porter and all these people, they cannot help their snobbery. It's not just Katie Porter. They cannot help looking down on people. They love these institutions. It's supposedly convey some worth on people. And all of this sudden, all of these people are graduating from college

into the weakest job marketing years and they have them to, I'm not saying we don't need college. I'm not saying we don't need specialized skills. There's going to be a lot of jobs for nurses and home health aids and people that run nursing homes and hospices and things like that because we have hundreds of millions of people that are about to retire and that are retired and about to really need end-of-life care. So I get it. You're going to need people to compete in

highly skilled manufacturing jobs. You know, time-wands are making all these chips because we haven't devoted a ton of time and resources to preparing a workforce to do those specially skilled high-end manufacturing jobs that will need as tech becomes even more and more a part of the economic picture. But the idea that like school, now as I get it going, be a teacher, called be a specific thing and go get a degree for a specific thing. But this idea that you're

going to get a very broad degree in some type of discipline that can be applied anywhere. And you also study philosophy. Well, that's interesting. And that is going to be your ticket. It's not going to work anymore because Sam Altman has opened the star gate and the AI Demon is chasing you around that little Brooklyn apartment and he's going to sink his teeth into your neck. Don't be mad at me. It is what it is. You're going to be eliminated whether you have your

degree or not. So what Katie Porter should say, if I'm telling you, she should say, we need a massive

to rebuild bridges. We need to rebuild buildings. We need to destigmatize lots of jobs in this country

and prepare people for incoming AI. And it's going to take a long time before AI is is going out to replace a HVAC or whatever. We need teachers and cops and firefighters. We need medical professionals to help homeless people and addicts. Okay? We need all of that. But to just say,

“we're going to send you to community college and then put you at USC. It gives a fuck for what?”

I've a master's in public administration. Shut up. Shut up. I'm telling you Sam Alman is open the star gate. It's not as easy anymore as going and getting an impressive degree and standing there at

front of your fucking dumb family. Sharon, so smart. We always do she was smart. Is she is she

smarter than the AI Demon? Oh, I think not. I think not. So what's coming is going to be incredibly disruptive. And it would be smart if our politicians started shifting our cultural values along with their priorities. And start talking about realistic rational ways for people to actually earn a living. But again, listen. We can all be wrong, right? Kicking, choking, drugging, raping, choking, raping, drugging, your friend. You went to fundraiser's at his house.

You drank one with him. You talked about how great he was on threads, Kathy Griffin and others. And by the way, I don't fault you. He, he said some nice things. Should I go around faulting everyone? Is it their fault? I don't think it's their fault. Kicking. Maybe it wasn't

“kid. Maybe I'm adding kicking. I think I'm adding, drugging, choking, raping is enough. I think I'm adding”

kicking to that. I think I'm adding kicking. Let's, let's, I think, drugging, choking, raping. I think I'm adding kicking. Can we just, let's get a little more judge your knee in here just from the beginning here. Here about someone who was allegedly trogging, choking, raping victims. Okay, I added kicking. It's drugging, choking, and raping. I added kicking. So as a journalist, I'm taking responsibility. I don't know if Eric Swallwell kicked them. He drugged them,

choked them and raped them. I added kicking. I just got ahead of myself. I imagine when you were drugging, choking, and raping someone that you might throw a kick. So as a journalist, I want to apologize to the members of the press community for insinuating the Eric Swallwell who drugged raped and choked women that he also kicked them. He may not have kicked them. He may have kicked them and we don't know. But we support Katie Porter. It's time for women to lead. It's time for moms to

lead because it's time for moms to go out there, women, moms, time for moms, and not rich moms,

“many van moms. I believe this. Many van moms who've had enough. That's kind of the, we need to pivot”

in that direction. Pivot away from Gavin Newsom is silver hair. You know, it's charm. You know, his wife sat there talking about killing someone. Remember she killed someone. Gavin Newsom's wife. She went to some jail. She's like, "You're all killers, but so am I." And we're all doing fine. She goes, "It was an axe. I killed someone as an accident. I killed you." And I'm sure you all killed someone as an accident. Try to get up. Gavin Newsom's wife. And then we'll end the show like this.

But Gavin Newsom's wife recently was like, "Hey, she went to a jail or maybe it was a while ago,

and it just surfaced recently." But she was basically, she killed someone by accident.

So Jennifer Sybil Newsom, the wife of Gavin Newsom. Yes, she accidentally killed her sister. Got to make this bigger, please. She killed her sister back. Governor Gavin Newsom, why I told him, she'd killed her sister in a freak golf carting accident in an apparent attempt to connect with them. Yeah. Yeah. Jennifer Sybil Newsom and actress documentary filmmaker and wife of Gavin Newsom

she said she, quote, "had to be very raw." When she interviewed the young offenders for

2015 documentary, which examined how cultural norms about masculinity affected boys, "I told them about my own loss." She says in the footage with tears in her eyes. She said, "I lost my eldest sister a few days before my seventh birthday, and I blame myself for her death." Well, what? Why? During a holiday to Hawaii in 1981, Ms. Newsom then aged six had been playing with her eight-year-old sister, Sacy. When the golf cart she had been driving

“when in a reverse and killed Sacy, here's what happened. Do you want to know what happened?”

She said she didn't see the sister behind the cart. That's a lie. That's a lie.

Here's what happened. She was on a golf cart and she's young. She doesn't know golf cart's

killed people. She sees the sister behind her. She tries to scare the sister a little bit and she kills her. She kills her. It's mad slaughter. It's mad slaughter. I'm not saying it. Hey, you're a kid, but it's mad slaughter. It's mad slaughter. Well, in this case, woman slaughter, hours Katie Porter would call it mom slaughter. Because it's time for women to lead. It's time for women to get in the golf carts and kill their sisters again,

and then go to the prison and talk about it. But, and then a god bless, Jennifer,

civil had news. And whatever, god bless, get her out of here. But, and we, that's a sad tragedy.

And whatever, she went to a jail and said, I'm sure all of you guys are in here because of a golf accident as well. Aren't all you guys in here because of a golf carting accident? And then some

“guys like, no, we actually dissolved the body of a guy in a tub. Right. So was it, which hole was that?”

hole 19? Yes, hole 19. The one after 18. The one off the course, honey. Anyway, that's Jennifer civil news, but that's not what we need. We don't need people, you know, with golf cart accidents in their past. We need a Katie Porter. We need a woman who at the public pool, summer snack bar. I want you to picture this. She's in Tiva sandals. Those are the sandals. They're not flipflops. They're Tiva. They have the, they have the, they get up Tiva sandal. It's the Velcro.

Make that big. She's in a Tiva sandal. There it is. Katie Porter is in a Tiva sandal. At the summer snack shop at the pool. And she's on a line. And there's two people ahead of her. And one of them's some Republican dad. She just knows she knows he's some fucking Republican dad. And she's standing there and her eyes are burning the back of his head. And she's praying. She just wishes a freak lightning strike came out of the clear blue sky and just

zap them and watch him burn. And she stands there and she stands there and she stands there and that she gets one of the children nuggets and the other one pizza. And she gets herself a Caesar salad.

“And she sits down by the pool and she goes, it's time to eat. Time to eat. That's how she talks.”

Time to eat. Get out of my time. And the kid does one nugget and wants to go back into the pool. And then the kid takes two bites of the pizza and goes back into the pool. And she's secretly relieved. Because now she has four nuggets and 80% of a slice of pizza at the public pool. And the kids go back and play in the pool and she goes, fine. Well, whatever you will eat later. And and she quickly and quietly eats the nuggets in the pizza. And she puts them in a garbage.

And she sits down and she and her friend text her and goes, listen, the swallowing things breaking right now, drugging, choking, raping. We're back and Katie Porter with pizza, still lodged in her throat and saw us on her fingers. Looks at her iPhone. And she lives another day. The gleam and her eyes could light a thousand torches through the woods. It's time for women.

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