504 - Lindsey Graham, Invading Iran & The Summer of Sh*t

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that he was inspecting by Russia.

That Russia might have either poisoned him or they might have blown him to bits. I love these drones. They look good. I love a drone. That's probably the last thing he saw was a drone. I love these drones. They're big and hard. They fly through the air these drones and they kill a lot of bad people.

Some people got to be killed.

I don't know. It feels like people are saying that the timeline does not add up and that Lindsey Graham was pretty seen fine, but Trump said that his dad died of the same thing around the same age. Lindsey Graham's father and that genetics is genetics. But I want to imagine Russia blowing up a drone facility where Lindsey Graham is.

“I think it's a better way for him to have died, and I want that to be the lasting image I have”

of Lindsey Graham and my mind just kind of like in a drone factory hot sweaty man and big drones. Just kind of in his happy place, you know, sweaty military guys and big drones and what would you do at these drones? I love these drones. Yeah, I mean he toured Ukrainian drone factory before his southern death. What a weird thing to do to tour a drone factory. What an odd thing to do.

He went to a drone factory to take a tour. He loves death. I love these drones. He loves death that guy. He liked the machinery of death. And Graham was reportedly shown vampire, bomber drones, also known as Baba Yaga, as well as the Shrek FPV drone and the P1 Sun Shahed Interceptors. He was happiest a pig in shit. They were a bunch of sweaty guys were showing him the drones. In the factory, it was a hot summer day in the Ukraine, and he was walking to the drone factory.

And listen, the guy had a life, the guy had a life, and it was in American life. It was a very American life to kind of be this kind of deeply closeted southern warmonger. It's not at all out of place here. It's a very American life. No one should doubt that.

“I've got this new theme where I'm not even talking about right or wrong. I'm just going, is it American?”

It's the month of July. So during July, I've really tried to think to myself like, is this American is this on brand? And it is to be like a southern, deeply closeted southern guy, sip and sweet tea, close relationship with a sister, and loves war, and loves war. Because that's

loved having that ability to go in to washing to DC and order a bunch of people in the combat.

And you know, maybe Russia poisoned them, maybe that drone factory blew up, maybe it was a sudden illness. But it feels like, or maybe he got so excited during the drone tour. He got so excited that he went back to washing to DC and he ordererotically is fixated or something. You know, like maybe he just really got so excited by this whole thing. It was so sexual. So hot that he just went back to his house and just started, you know,

“because the drones are kind of fairly, you know, and just imagine I think there was part of him”

that imagines being pierced by a drone. Like, like, listen, getting fucked by a dick is nice,

but imagine a drone. Imagine the mechanical nature of being fucked by a drone. You know, like that, and I think he might have, it might have kind of, it might have awakened something in him, that idea of that kind of, that kind of man and machine, this idea that he could maybe have sexual relations with a drone that it could potentially, you know, enter him. And listen, maybe in more, in more holes than one, if, you know, the number one, orally

“pleasureing a drone for sure, worshiping it, licking it, tasting it, taking it in your mouth as far”

as it can go, cutting off your oxygen with it, breathing through your nose because you have the drone here, but then also evenly spreading your legs for it and letting it enter you and letting it dominate you and, and, and, and feeling submissive towards it because it is, it is machinery, that is so advanced. It's just a highly advanced machinery imagining it, turning you, yeah, I mean, take a look at that. There's no way that Lindsey Graham wasn't thinking

a little bit at the end about what sexual relations would feel like with a drone on some level. There's no way, and by the way, he's, I don't think he's, he's not going to be last one to

think it, he's probably not the first, and he certainly won't be the last, but certainly this idea that,

you know, maybe he was very excited because this, this idea of just kind of like, you know, you know, being submissive to a drone or respecting the power of the drone,

“you know, could be something, could be something, the idea that I think certainly got Lindsey”

Graham excited. There's no way it didn't, and by the way, why not? Why not? I mean, I think that we have to stop kink, shaming people like Lindsey Graham, but I do think that there, there's no way he wasn't a little bit turned on during that drone inspection, which against such a weird thing, here are the drones. Ooh, a lot of these drones, you're such a silly Billy with your drones. Yeah, I mean, so a bunch of people are going,

hey, we don't want to hand Russia a prop again to win. If, if it comes out the day, poison Lindsey Graham, or the day killed him, or that he died in the explosion of the Ukrainian drone factor, which by the way, I guess I'm sure, you know, obviously I'm not an idiot. I know that on some level it would be a prop again to win, but also a lot, like, there would be a lot of people in our country who didn't care, like most of them, you know, like almost all of them wouldn't care if any of these people,

people in our country wouldn't care that much, including me. I hope that doesn't sound

“unpatriotic, but we've been armying the Ukraine to blow this shit out of Russia for years,”

and I'm not blaming the Ukraine Russian vaded them, but this is a war, and if Russia decided we're going to kill an old senator that most of you don't like anyway, and the ones to do, like, it's like a tiny group of people that are directly making money from the decisions this guy makes,

most people don't even know who he is. So we'd have to do so. The problem is if it came out

to Russia did this, we then have to do something. We'd have to, like, take offensive action against Russia because they may be killed Lindsey Graham. I wouldn't, and I would not demand that in the government, if they literally, if if Russia, if it came out definitively that Russia killed Lindsey Graham,

“I would just go, well, you know, live by the sword, you know, the guys inspecting drone factories”

in the Ukraine. Moscow and all of these other cities in Russia are getting hit by Ukrainian drones

all the time. Why would they not kill that guy? He's like the loudest voice. One of the loudest

voices to keep the party going over there. Keep the party going. Why would Putin not go, yeah, let if we can, maybe let's kill this guy? He's in the Ukraine inspecting a drone factory. Why is he even doing that? He's doing it because he likes it. He's doing it because he likes it. You don't go, this is a beautiful time in our country, the summer. It's like one of the times people enjoy. You don't voluntarily go to the, unless Trump served him up on a silver platter to

Putin, which is also very possible. Trump might have texted Putin just kill Lindsey. He's there

right now. Putin might have said, I'm fed up with your shit. I'm going to invade Poland or something. The Trump goes just kill Lindsey. He's in a drone factory. I'll tell you exactly where he is. mafia shit. By the way, that's maybe what happened. That's maybe exactly what happened. Trump might have said, hey, listen, we know where he is. Just promise me you'll make it quick. This is straight up mob shit. And Trump's like, we're going to say he died of a brief illness. Make it quick. I forget the

movie I'm quoting, but then somebody goes, we'll do it and we'll do it all the way. It's a mafia movie or it's a surprised or something. I forget what I'm quoting. But this is maybe what happened. I want you to imagine this. Putin says to Trump, I've had enough. I'm going to use, I'm going to use like nukes or something in Ukraine. Like I've had enough. I got to do something here. And Trump goes, listen, just kill Lindsey Graham. He's in the drone factory. He'll be there in two days.

Just kill him. Kill him. We won't say you did it. You can kind of say you did it. Winking an odd. Your people, your people will know you did it because that's kind of the way Russia operates. The people in Russia don't need a headline to know what happened. Like when the precaution guy went down, when his plane went down, people immediately knew they're like,

“yeah, that's what happens. So like, Trump might go, I don't, we don't want this public. Putin's”

like, yeah, I get it. And Trump's like, just get get rid of Lindsey Graham. Will that say, shit you for a little bit? And Putin's like, yeah, Putin might have asked Trump. Putin might have said, we got it. We're going to kill Lindsey Graham. And Trump's like, yeah, all right, Trump doesn't care. Trump goes, yeah, just kill Lindsey Graham. He's killing you, Graham. Got a bias a few months, kill Lindsey Graham. Your people kind of know

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to voting's all fucked up, but yet the Republicans won 2016 and 2024. And now they have the house in the Senate. They have all of those, they all those races. They won. And they won the presidency. And he's claiming that the voting is the biggest issue. They genuinely, literally, right now, have all of that they have the Congress, the house. I'm sure the house is to Congress, Senate, everything kind of most of the Supreme Court. Thomas Massey made that point. He's like,

you know, we kind of have all of the things we could want. And they're going out and going the election was stolen. Now, by the way, I'm not saying there's no voting problems. It's probably

“voting problems. It's weird laws in California. The other people like show up to a polling station”

with a bunch of ballots. Go, hey, my whole family voted. And here's what they think. That's weird.

But Trump's out there talking about voting. He's, he's depresident. It's the craziest thing I've heard. He's like, the voting irregularities and the election's just stolen. But you're, you're the president. You're the president and you're a, you ran out of a platform of no new wars and you're about to put troops on the ground in Iran. 1,000% you are the president. Like, you're not, you're not pop and shit from outside of the government. This is the thing when

like JD van's goes on Rogan and goes, well, you know, they have this whole discussion about the Epstein docks and JD's like, I'll go to my death believing it was a larger conspiracy. You know, it's, it's kind of like these guys, like, well, what are you going to do? What are you going to do? It's like, no, you're the, you're the vice president. What are you talking about? Jenny van's is talking about just like he said, guy at a bar in the town I grew up in on Long Island, where he'd be like,

I'll always believe it was a conspiracy. You sure? That guy owns a pool company. He's, he's going to,

he's going to be like, yeah, what are you going to do? I'll always believe someone on there. This guy's the vice president of the United States of America, going on the biggest podcast in the world gun, be up. I read all the files, Trump's innocent. Also, I'll always believe there was a greater conspiracy there. Always think something was going on. But what am I going to do on the vice president? That's shitty vans is character arc right now. It's his whole entire thing. It's just

telling people what the vice president can't do. Like, what about the war in Iran? You know, there's not much I can do. I just kind of hang out and, you know, watch this. I'm part of the administration

kind of hang out. And, you know, this abstain thing who knows, you know, what are you going to do?

“It's a lot of what are you going to do energy from the vice president? I'm not saying the vice”

president is like going to owe powerful figure. But it's just hilarious to like, that's his argument.

And what are you going to do? What are you going to do? You're these abstain docs. You know, isn't that not show? You heard about that? What? You was the vice president of the United States. This is the game trying to play this game where they're like this folksy kind of like relatable, like, yeah, these fucking elites, these fucking elites, what these, they're fucking the kids, they're stealing your money. What? Who are you doing it? You are the ones you were doing it.

And they're relying on the fact that some of their most ardent supporters, the ones who

aren't directly being paid off are the stupidest people in the world. So that's still works on them. They're like, yeah, fucking Hillary, Hillary Clinton, fucking Hillary Clinton. The guy, they're in the White House. They have the Congress. They have the Senate. They have the Supreme Court. It is them. It is now them. I don't want to hear about the deep state anymore. You're playing me for a fool. You're playing everyone for a fool. You brought in cash,

Patel. You brought in that other guy, Dan Bungino, you threw him out or he laughed, whatever.

You brought in Pampandi and then threw her out. I'm, I'm sick of hearing about this deep state.

“All of these people, you have to be one of the stupidest people in the world to fall for”

this shit at this point. This is your pedaling, the dumbest, most like. By the way, I hate to use this word, but cringe. It's literally cringe. You watch this and you go, I feel so disgusted by the fact, that they think people are still going to believe this shit. Well, it's the deep state. You guys covered all this shit up. Polymarkid has it like that work like the odds to put boots on the ground before 20, 27 is almost 30%. It's like a 26% chance. I think it's much higher than

that. I think they're wrong on this because there's nothing to do. There's nowhere to go. There's two options here. Nuke boots on the ground and you've got a guy in there who might do a combination, might do one of the other. He might do both. Who knows what the fuck he does. And they know Israel knows that they can't allow Iran to be anything functional. And a lot of the war hawks in America and the people, they know that Iran cannot be functional

at all. It can be chaos. It's not going to look like Vermont. It's not going to look like Newport Beach. They know that. So it can be chaos. It can be nuts. It can be nuts like warring factions and craze. That's fine. It could look like the bar from Star Wars. But what it can't be is anything

“a functional country. So you got it. That's why we're bombing the shit out of them right now.”

Savilion laws just go it out. We're inflicting pain. We're trying to fucking show them that we can hurt them and we'll hurt them. But it won't be enough again unless we put boots on the ground. And by the way, I should. I should. But I think they're wrong. 26% by the way. I think it's much higher because there's no where else to go. There's genuinely no where else to go. What exactly are we going to do here? And I'm obviously don't want it to happen. Do you think Jady Vancek will back

on Rogan when they're a boots on the ground and I ran and go, yeah, I don't know. It's sort of can do. It's why I mean if you see this, I've seen this show these boots on the ground and I ran. That's wild, huh? That's crazy. He has like this detached intellectual thing. He does. Jady Vancek is not a pot like he's like a commentator. He's like, you know, like he's like,

So I wonder when we have boots on the ground and I ran, yeah, here we go. Let's, let's this is

Jady Vancek, friend of the show. You're talking about Jeffrey Epstein on the Joe Rogan podcast. What I have seen and I've looked at most of the files is that they're just, like,

“you'll be stopped for a minute. How does he have time to write a book?”

Read all of the Epstein file. Like, how does he have the time to do this? By the way, is there, is there, is he's wrote a book? He's, he's reading all of the Epstein files. What did, when's he doing that? He's also a dad, a husband, the vice president. When's he doing that?

What does he do? He's reading them to the kids at night. He's reading the Epstein files to the

children. Is that the reading material for the household? How exactly does this work? That you're reading the Epstein files every day? Is that odd? Anyway, let's let's listen here. What I have seen, and I've looked at most of the files, is that they're just wasn't dispositive evidence. And if that was, this positive evidence ever existed, it was probably destroyed after 2006, 2007. Now, like, again, in our defense, yes, was there some, you know,

bitching and moaning and was there some back and forth? Yes, but we eventually collected

six million documents as part. It was in six million. It wasn't six million.

The president, people say the president, that's a holiday document. Those of you paying attention, that was a joke about the Holocaust. I'm not saying the Holocaust wasn't six million, but one an odd number of documents, JD Vance's screaming six million, what a strange. All right, continue. The idea that Donald Trump could not have killed that legislation, especially with the United States Senate, is a joke. He absolutely could have killed it. What did he do? He actually said,

nope, we're going to release these files. He thought, you know, he was annoyed by the story. He was annoyed by the Democrats accusing him of doing things bad. By the way, like,

“do I think there is any, I've never seen it. Stop it for a minute. He was annoyed that the”

Democrats, can you play that again? That, like, absolutely could have killed it. What did he do? He actually said, nope, we're going to release these files. He thought, you know, he was annoyed by the story. He was annoyed by the Democrats accusing him of doing things bad. He was annoyed that the Democrats were accusing him of doing things bad. It was annoying to him. Yeah, I mean, this, this is again, the demographic of people that this appeals to or that this

works on, I mean, I've met some of them, so I know who they are. And I'm not going to claim that I don't know them. I know some of them intimately. And it's not even JD Vance's fault. It is his fault, but it's not his fault that he's, like, a specifically terrible character. They're all in the

“mafia. It's just a mafia. It's just a mafia family. That's what it is. You just got to go out and”

you go, well, you know, it's actually he didn't do anything wrong. I looked at everything myself. He didn't do anything wrong. He was with me the whole night, you're on her. It couldn't have been. He couldn't have killed the show. It's just like this guy's in the, an unenviable position of coming out all over the internet now going this guy's in a press tour for a book where days away for troops on the ground, and I ran to Middle East is a total nightmare. The economies of nightmare,

the straights of our moves is going to be like a massive oil crisis soon. And they've given so much money to big tech and AI. The flock cameras, all of this stuff. All of this, they're building a surveillance state with this money. They're building a digital surveillance state with the money. And he's got to do this kind of like aweshocks. Can you but yeah, isn't it wack? Isn't it wacky? Joe, isn't it wacky? Isn't it wacky being VP? It's like it's so wacky. I tell myself at the time.

I at the pinch myself. It's crazy. So now, by the way, just to remind everyone what this was here. Let's go talk to it. Let's play this clip that today about what Epstein was doing and God only knows. And I want to play this clip for people because there is this idea for whatever reason, the Jeffrey Epstein was like a Gatsby-like figure who shrouded himself with like

into, was not something we wasn't to pedophile or nothing he was doing was illegal or that he wasn't

“blackmailing anyone or that he wasn't like working with, I know JD says that thing on Rogan”

where he's like, "Guys, he had relationships with this intelligence agency and that one and he was all over the map and I'll go to my death believing there was a greater conspiracy."

But basically what JD says is that we don't plan to do anything about him. We don't plan

to flesh out the dimension of whatever quote conspiracy there was. We don't want to find these things out. Although we have to concede that there's some real questions to be asked because we know you're all not that retarded. We know that some of you have some level of your brains that are still functioning. Some level of your brains are still functioning. I know that they're soaking in frappuccinos and energy drinks and you know you're having strokes on a way to work and every

dang the air quality is bad. There's fecal matter in the ocean. We've poisoned you nine ways till Sunday, your kids are chewing out of all. We get it. We know how much we've broken your attention spans and brains. Algorithms corrupt your ability to focus on anything from more than 20 seconds. But still even in that insane hellscape that we've created. Some of you are able to focus and we can't tell you that there's nothing to see here which by the way we tried to

months ago. When this whole thing happened, we tried to go out and got mad and there's a mad, mad, nothing to see here. We were wrong. Sorry, but then we've actually had to because when the evidence came pouring out, we had to come out and go, no, no, no, yeah, there it is. It's weird. This is weird. Here is a, this is 60 minutes Australia, right? Again, there's not a conspiracy program, not a crazy program, not something that's completely insane that says to chewen on the Joe Biden's clone

and whatever Ellen to generous says, guru that cannibal disease, which would be hilarious if she had it. I've seen a evidence that she has it, but if Ellen to generous died of guru, that cannibal disease from eating children, it would be very funny. Obviously, now for the children she ate, but for me personally, if I read that and it was from a respectable place, Ellen to generous dies of guru, the disease you get from Bushmeat, but I'm saying that this is not one of those sites. This is

60 minutes Australia talking about Jeffrey Epson who was engaged in like this weird

doctor strange love type of like science experiments and shit in that new Mexico ranch and I always

wondered, I'm like, why don't you hear more about that new Mexico ranch? It's all about that island and now that island is creepy as fuck and there was, you know, we know that the island is also probably the source of a lot of like immorality, illegality, evil, monstrous behavior, god only knows, but the ranch in New Mexico is super creepy. They're actually trying to

“investigate it and I believe the Trump administration is like trying to like shut it down,”

the investigation we could look into that in a second, but again, this ranch in New Mexico it's in the middle of nowhere, so all of this guy's properties, but you know you would say to yourself, if this guy's just hanging out with 19 year olds and hoties and he's, you know, he's like a pimple. Why is he, why does he have these layers in the middle of nowhere? It's just making any sense like they had a house in Manhattan, he had a town in Manhattan, he had a house in Palm Beach. He was in

in areas where people were, but he also in addition to that has these very isolated, very strange in the middle of nowhere, layers like in the middle of New Mexico or an island and you start seeing yourself, that's interesting and I wonder what was going on there and this guy is into some weird stuff, let's take a listen to this. Girls waking up in sort of like a dark room with like a female doctor scanning over them, feeling like maybe there's some kind of procedure

“that had happened that they weren't aware of and I believe this is in the files, sure there's”

something in there about a baby actually being born and then just just disappearing, like Gillen taking

it. I personally never witnessed anything like that, but I do remember overhearing conversations

about trying to create the perfect baby, the perfect baby, the perfect gene pool and I know that

and his cronies and a place to enact their most freakish fantasies, including at one point a plan

for a controversial designer baby and human cloning project, in which emails from the files show, the monocleipstein was prepared to invest in, as long as he remained anonymous. We were hearing some of the most horrible and heinous things that anyone could imagine. The allegations span everything from the harvesting of sex organs to allegations of women

“having forced abortions or forced pregnancies or coerced pregnancies. I think”

when we think about the stories in the span of stories, it sounds fictional, it sounds like a horror film.

A forced pregnancy friend of the show, Jeffrey Epstein at his Zoro ranch in New Mexico, he was this guy had interest in transhumanism, he was a genesis, he wanted to create the perfect race, he wanted to see the planet with his DNA in some weird way. He hung out with Bill Gates and all these creepy scientists, he would bring on all these nerds scientists and get them young pussy and then tried to, I guess, apply them for information or get them on board with whatever project

he was looking into. But the fact that this guy was able to do all of this for decades without any real pushback, any consequences, one slap on the wrist, sweetheart deal. And the idea that like this, this is not really reported. I mean, we have to go to 60 minutes or Australia, by the way, to find where's the New York Times on this? It's a little, it suggests that to me, it suggests that like, Epstein was another thing. Like, we tend to think of like,

spies, it's like 007, James Bond, you know, we tend to think of mission impossible, we tend to

“think of like the born supremacy. That's what we think of as like spies, like covert operatives,”

running around the world, trying to best each other at the game of espionage. And he's not doing that. He's not him. He's not Jason Bourne. Okay, but there's all kinds of spies, not all spies or Jason Bourne, not all spies are running around with, you know, poison, ink and a pan and killing you that way. So then you go, well, then there's, um, there's analysts that sit in the CIA and type up reports based on what the Jason Bourne people say. He's not doing that.

He wasn't like sitting in the CIA decoding all this raw intelligence and typing up and writing reports

“and handing them to somebody and going, oh, here's the reports that we got from the station chief”

in Istanbul about the Muslim Brotherhood and here's what they said and somebody, we have a cafe bugged

and one of our guys runs the cafe and he heard them talking about blah, blah, blah. He's not doing that. That's not his job. Okay, so he's not Jason Bourne. He's not, he's not like, um, he's not like an analyst, not an intelligence analyst sitting there decoding intelligence and writing reports. He's not doing that. He's not a guy who seems to be really publicly advocating for a specific company. So he's not like running around going like it's all about Palantir. You got to get on board with

Honeywell or General Dynamics or whatever. He's this other thing. It's like weird strange other thing and his life makes no sense from the beginning of it till the end of it, the beginning of his life where he's like a math teacher at a prep school and then he's working at an investment bank and then he owns a largest piece of real estate Manhattan and then he's controlling less waxures and tire of fortune and then he's experimenting potentially on on women in a ranch in Mexico because he's into this

weird like, you know, you Gen X and then supposedly he kills himself in the most secure prison in

I'll always, I'll always believe there's something going on. So here this is the New York Times.

“I will have to apologize to the New York Times because they wrote about this, but they're not”

writing, but I don't see a lot of the eugenic stuff in New York Times. You can correct me from wrong, but I don't see that because that's even like too disturbing for them. But New Mexico accuses the Department of Justice of obstructing Epstein ranch in Korean New Mexico's attorney general unveiled the letter he sent last week to the acting US attorney general Todd Blanch accusing the Justice Department of withholding critical evidence. They don't want this solved. By the way,

they don't want it solved. They're not going to solve this. They will not solve this.

Raul Torres New Mexico's top law enforcement officer first requested original documents related

to the convicted sex offenders, zero ranch property in February. He said he reiterated their quest five times in the following months through a range of channels, but Justice Department,

“Department officials, so far had not responded. The records contain names of survivors,”

witnesses, co-conspirators, and other individuals who may aid the long delayed state investigation into the deceased finance years crimes in New Mexico. They're not going to do it. They're not going to do it because it leads to something that's good. It's going to be more questions and answers like they're going to go like, what was this guy? And then how many of those guys are there? That's the other quote like, how many Epstein's are there? Because not like

every article written about him was like he was a special guy. He's a special guy, charismatic and

intelligent. He had powerful friends. He was a special guy, but how many of those guys are out there

with their lives make no sense? In the world that we understand, Jeffrey Epstein's life makes no sense. It would be like describing an alien to somebody who like didn't need oxygen and could survive without any type of sunlight or whatever. You're talking about a guy who does not one thing about his life that makes any sense at all. And you're left with this idea that there's gaping parts of the world that you just don't know anything about. I don't even know anything about

how this even works. Even as a conspiracy theorist, you go, I don't know anything about it because it's strange even in that sense. Because you go, what is this guy? So I got, it's possible he's just a super motivated pedophile. That's possible. Like he's like a super motivated pedophile. He's just like one of these guys who's like really trying to, you know, make them up. But you know, that also asks questions where you go, how does he get the things he has and how does he have the

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toward expanding U.S. military operations in Iran. This is from the Times while preferring diplomacy. Trump was briefed this week on options, including the use of ground troops and bombing pickaxe mountain. He's going to do it. He's going to do it. He's going to do it. He's going to probably new come. I mean, they know they've got the one president in there that might use a nuclear wet. No one else would. They know they've got the guy that

made you say fuck it. He might just get up one day and say fuck it. Trump hosted a situation

from meeting Tuesday evening to discuss the potential seizure of carg Island and other territory

along the straight of where moves using U.S. troops as well as the potential bombing

“of a tunnel complex, complex at pickaxe mountain, a nuclear-link site. The U.S. has yet to target”

expanding air strikes against more targets. And Iran, including energy sites, also remains a possibility. The discussion was one of multiple formal and informal conversations Trump has had in recent days with senior officials, including J.D. Vans, Pete Heggsath, Marco Rubio, Dan Kane, the chairman of the joint chiefs, etc. They know they know they've got a guy in there who depending on his mood could very well use a nuclear weapon.

And there are people probably behind the scenes pushing for that gun. Listen, you're either going to go down in history as losing this war or you're going to use a nuke. And I know it's going to be tough and it's going to suck and the rest of the world's

“going to get mad at you. I didn't try not and Russia have probably said that they won't stay,”

they won't stay and buy and let us use a nuke, but they probably will. Because then, if we use a nuke, I ran. China forever and have, by the way, China then becomes the moral leader of the world, even though they might be ready. By the way, China may already be the moral leader of the world right now. I want everyone to think about that role that around in your fucking head. And if we use a nuclear weapon, China will emerge as the clear humanitarian alternative.

The West will lose all credibility almost overnight. And China will emerge as the, as this superpower that is, humanitarian, because they're not going around, though. Even though they've got that a camp of weaker Muslims that they put them in a concentration camp, which I don't care about and no one does. By the way, no one cares about their concentration. They keep trying to get that out. The Republicans keep going, what about the weaker Muslims? No one cares about that.

Enough. No one gives a shit. Maybe they should, but they don't. China will emerge from this, because they're not invading countries. Everybody lives over there in a digital surveillance state, which is whatever people just don't care. Now, you know, they should, but they don't. And they're not going to care in America either. They don't care. They're not going to care. They're not going to care. This is not a country of people who are like demanding freedom and every, they don't care. They

really don't care. So that, let's, let's just put the cabash on that immediately. That's just going to be like a few people can destroy some flock cameras. And by the way, more power to you, good for you. I don't want any of this shit. But the idea of like the vast majority of people in this country care about a surveillance, they don't care. So you try to hang that on China, like they have a digital credit score. They're, no one here can afford any healthcare. No one here can afford anything.

So like, you're asking all these people in America to talk about how horrible China is while

their livestock. Now, China might be much worse than America. I would never want to live there.

But what a hard sell that is. You're trying to sell people on the idea that like the ultimate evil is China. No one, no one, by the way, you're failing at that. No one believes that. It's like they'll, and I hate using these dumb examples. But it's true it's to check in the office who keeps talking about someone and, and to a point where you will go, you start siding with the person they're trashing. Because you go, how bad could they be? You're the one

who keeps coming in here every day telling us how bad they are. Maybe you're bad. And that's

and I ran, here's how this plays out. China emerges the single superpower in the, in the world,

with the respect and the United States of America collapses. By the way, and quickly, our dollar will not be the reserve currency for much longer. This country will collapse pretty quickly, and this war does it. Boots on the ground does it. It will do it because China emerges. Everyone goes, let's make deals with China. The West is done. The West is done. London's done. America's done. They go, we're looking at China. We're looking at Shanghai. We're looking at

Beijing. We're looking at fucking Dubai or whatever. We're looking at the UAE. America couldn't even defend the Gulf States. The bases they had in the Gulf States. America can't even beat Iran.

So we've all been told like, whoa, where's the, where's the fucking toughest guy on the block?

That's not true. We just kind of been exposed. Does it mean we don't have nukes and we don't have missiles. We don't have, you know, a great military in the fact that

“the people that join it, you know, should obviously be respected and you should hope they win.”

But let's look at like the facts, the facts on the ground right now, or that war no longer works. China realized this years ago. China goes, where doesn't work? China, if China, if China, though, war worked, it would have invaded Iran years ago. I'm sorry, not Iran. Taiwan. If China thought war worked, China would have invaded Taiwan. China's smart enough

to go war doesn't work. Look at Russia and the Ukraine, the war worked in the time when you could

go and carpet bomb city. Here's who war works for. I'm telling you right now, Israel. And here's why it works for them. They're willing to just go in and kill everybody. You have to be willing to go in and kill everybody for war to work. Otherwise, it doesn't work. Surgical strikes. Winning the information war? No, none of that works. None of it works.

“You have to be willing to go in and basically kill everybody. And if you're unwilling to do that,”

it's just a matter of time before you have to, it's either going to be a stalemate, a frozen conflict. You're going to, you're going to just, you're a citizen. You're going to decide. It's not worth it. War doesn't work. Doesn't work. And China gets it. China goes, we're just going to spread money around. We can do the Belt and Road initiative. We're going to build schools. And yes, we're going to put everyone in our surveillance grid and our social credit score. And we take

it, everybody's freedom. And I'm not for any of that. And China's going to go, we're not a country. We will kidnap you if you have too much money. And we're not going to tolerate and we're, we're, we are a centralized control system where people are going to feel like they are free, but make no mistake. They are not. But the way we export that control system to the rest of the world is not at the barrel of a gun. They watched our misadventures in the Middle East. They

watched us lose credibility. They watched how embarrassing it was. And China goes, no, we're just going to spread a lot of money around. We're going to engage in a lot of corporate espionage. We're going to steal a lot of good ideas. We're going to, we're going to know what everybody else is doing. And our technological supremacy is going to enslave the world before the United States. The United States is going to go bankrupt themselves with wars. And Russia can bankrupt

itself with wars because they're still living in the last century. When you could do this, when you could invade Ukraine and it would work, it doesn't work. It doesn't work. The fact that they just had the killings you Graham, they feel good about themselves, Russia said it killings you Graham to just feel good about them. So they should have been able to win this thing already. America should have been able to win this. Here's a Lindsey Graham, by the way,

suggesting Israel should nuke Gaza. This is Lindsey Graham. This is a great eulogy for him, friend of the show. Lindsey Graham. So when we were faced with destruction as a nation after Pearl Harbor fighting the Germans and the Japanese, we decided to end the war by the bombing Hiroshima Nagasaki with nuclear weapons. That was the right decision. Give Israel the bombs they need

“to end the war. They can't afford to lose and work with them to minimize casualties. So can I say this?”

And I said okay for America to drop two nuclear bombs on Hiroshima Nagasaki to end their existential

you have to do. He must have had so much fun in Israel. He must have said that he was probably

“checked into a hotel in Israel and then immediately balls just were just bouncing off his hand”

for 48 hours. He must have had so much fun to be this explicit, to be like just just nuke them. Even people are probably like Lindsey. Let's not go that hard. Like even like his handlers are probably like Lizzie. Let's bring it in and look at how bad you just nuke them. Give them the bombs that are needed to do the job. Why is it okay that we drop two bombs on Hiroshima Nagasaki? And you can't use nuclear weapons on gods. So just nuke them. Duke nuke them babe. Like

it's so I envy the amount of fun he must have had there. Maybe if it was if they would provide

me with whatever they provided him, maybe I'd be here being like just nuke them goddamn it. It's the Christian thing to do is to nuke somebody. I just can't I can't imagine. But this is all the, and this is, this is actually good clip. This is all that is left. All that is left by the way in these conflicts. I hate to say it and I don't want to be prophetic here

“because none of these prophecies end up being good. Is the only thing that's left to do is just”

start nuking people. There's nothing left to do. These countries like Russia in the United States, they're taking humiliation after humiliation. We're keeping humiliation as a Russia. Hopefully that worked out. And we're actually we're also engaged in some kind of weird humiliation ritual ourselves because like we are now being found out that we do not have the military supremacy that we thought we did in the sense that sinister banners shows Trump family in coffins as I ran demands blood for blood.

Yeah, I mean, you know, this is what this book, I ran, I ran state, we killed their leader. We killed their spiritual leader and I imagine they're not thrilled about that. I, you know, this, this is like, it's so hard to like talk to people because people, everyone's like a goldfish to have no memory. So goldfish, like every time they go around the little ball, it's like, oh, wow, a castle, some trees, woofooed, like goldfish don't know what's going on. So we also have

that because like you would see this, you go, okay, look at what I ran is doing, and you go, but we like killed their spiritual leader on like day one of the war, we just whack the guy. What do you think happens? How do you think they responded at? But war doesn't work. This is what we've learned. We've learned this over the last 12 to 24 months. We saw what we rushing you crane. We saw it. War does not work unless you're willing to deliver a real like devastating blow to a large number

of civilians. Otherwise, war doesn't really work in this era. Number one, it's on TikTok, it's on social media. It's why they're banning all these apps for kids and not banning the because they care about your kids mental health. I've said it before. They're banning it because young people are kind of, they're they're the ones getting really fucked over by what's going on. Now, and they want to know why their countries are being delivered to organizations like the EU,

and I'm not saying everything's bad about the EU, but they're going like, why do why have to accept higher levels of migration, less economic opportunity, why do I have to accept certain cultural norms that I may or may not agree with? Why does it feel like there's a mono culture that's being thrust on me and my generation of people and those people start

“questioning those things. So that's why they're getting rid of social media because they don't want”

people. They don't want people being exposed to those debates. They don't want people seeing that.

They basically need compliance and the way that you get compliance from people is to take away

their ability to get information. So, you know, and by the way, every group of people is fighting for the net generation of people. So if you're an Islamist, you want those kids and you want them to convert to Islam. If you are a Christian nationalist, you want them to be a part of the project of fusing Christianity and politics. If you are radical Zionist, you want to convert those kids to the

If you are a secular, you know, LGBTQIA 2 plus, you know, you're trying to convert that generation

“to your way of thinking and it's a battleground and now the internet's just hate. It's just”

groups of people that hate each other. There's almost no, I gotta be honest with you. There's almost no reason. This show, of course, is. But there's almost no reason to go on the internet anymore. Really, I mean, it's all AI Slop and just hate. It just groups of people who hate other groups of people and blame them for why society looks away. It does. It's a bunch of cultures competing to be who can be a victim. It is really a depressing, despiriting place. But Magnum mistake, they're not

taking it away from young people to safeguard their mental health. You can't say this. We should take away TikTok because it it fucks with young people's mental health, but also we should draft them

“to fight Iran. Because by the way, I imagine and again, not a doctor, but I imagine that would”

do something to their mental health as well. Putting them on an aircraft carrier and putting them in the Persian Gulf, that might do something to their mental health as well. I'm aware TikTok drives up anxiety, but you can't make the argument that you are trying to safeguard young people's mental health. If you're willing to ship them to Iran, then just doesn't work. That's the craziest

thing I've ever heard. You know where these kids can finally get rid of their anxiety on a flight

to Iran. It doesn't make any sense to anybody. And this is an old way of running the world. The China's realized this year is going to China's like, it's not going to be wars. It's going to be a digital surveillance grid that everyone lives under and everyone will be happy enough. This is what China has realized. China is like, listen, we're going to put everybody, we're going to wrap the tentacles of the digital control grid slowly around people by giving

the money, making investments in their infrastructure and your economy, we're going to do that. And let America run around the globe with a gun, losing wars, bankrupting itself. Let Russia do the same thing. Let Israel do it. China is sitting back and again, no fan of China, don't want China to win, but how's that going? China's going to emerge from this as the leader of the world and may already have for two main reasons. Number one, China has realized

that the ways of dominating the globe that existed for thousands of years are no longer effective. They're no longer effective. You're not going to be able to whack the leader of a country and see everybody fall in line. You're not going to be able to show up with a bunch of aircraft carriers

and fighter jets and take over a country of 90 million people and get them to think the way you think.

China knows that's not effective. They know that. And the second reason China's emerging as the leader of the world is because the things that they are putting their energy into are are the new ways to dominate the world, which is a massive digital grid that everybody will exist on. That's 1,000 percent where it's all going. I don't like where it's going. I've been very honest about not liking where it's going. But they know that's where it's going. And we know

that's where it's going. That's where we're trying to like do it here and they're doing it there and

“whatever. But they're just watching us take else, which is stacking else. And the only way to get”

out of this is to trump star fire and nuke. I hope he doesn't do it. I hope he doesn't do it. But he's a lunatic. So, and when Trump nuke's I ranch 80 vansicle right on road going to go I mean, Joe, isn't it crazy? Isn't it crazy that Trump, you know, the president was very clear in the beginning of this that he didn't want Iran to have a nuclear weapon. And, you know, we got to a point when we had to deliver quite a devastating blow to Iran. And it's unfortunate.

die, you know, of course. And I was in the situation room when we fired the nuclear weapons at them.

“But, you know, I said a little prayer. I'm a Christian Joe, of course. I, you know, wouldn't want”

anyone hurt. Of course, we did kill tens of thousands of people instantaneously. And then sometimes I just think to myself, Joe, you know, you ever just think to yourself, you ever just think to yourself, isn't it crazy where life takes you? You know, if you had told me, I'd be sitting in the situation room where we fired nuclear weapons on Iran. I would, I would have told you, you were nuts. I would have told you were crazy. And I went down. I sat with it, we had a nice dinner.

And I, and I said to her, I said, I said, isn't this wild? Just look around at our life. And, you know, she silently ate the eggplant. She doesn't, you know, eat meat, of course. You know, she's, she's in that demon religion. I don't think the demon they don't eat meat. But I, I said to her, I said, what a, what a crazy day work is. It's just for me. It's another day work. It's another day work. You know, some people, some people go and teach the kids at the school.

Some people go and, you know, trade the stocks. But, you know, I went into work today. And we, we vaporized a lot of people just killed a lot of people. Joe, we killed a lot of people today. And I don't like that. Something I don't like. But, you know, as the vice president, my job is to just kind of sit there while we knew could country and just kind of provide my opinion. And then we just try to minimize the damage. You know, I, I say, a prayer. I try to provide the president with all the supporting needs.

But that's where we're going. That's where we're going for. Jayney Vance will be on a new tour. He'll be on a new tour. No, no, no, no, no, no, trust me. But Jayney Vance will be on a PR tour after we knew Kyran and he'll be sitting there on all the podcasts. You know what I mean? He'll be on quality. Daddy, he'll go, he'll do everything. And he'll be there trying to justify the use of

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temps are running into a wave of issues. Dozens of beaches in Massachusetts temporarily shut down. Officials posting water quality warnings at beaches in New York, New Jersey, Washington State, and here in Southern California where the famed Santa Monica

“Peer comes flanked with signs sharing swim at your own risk. Is it harmful? Is it not?”

I mean, we hear bacteria. You automatically think it's harmful. Yeah, the heightened levels of

bacteria discovered assigned water may be contaminated with germs or fecal matter. Here's what it is.

This is what all the tech people wrote. We're at the end of this. We're at the end of the of this being a livable planet. And they know that. And that's where they're trying to get out of here. You know, like, you know, it's 110 degrees and you're just trying to cool off and you can't swim in the ocean because it's a toilet. And there's shit everywhere. Show the tech people know that. I mean, let's say this creeps short. Freaks absolutely. But they know they know that this is

like whatever this has been his ending. We're watching this and we're going towards a new thing. We don't know what that new thing's going to be. We talked about a little bit. What it's going to look like. But they know this. You can't even swim in the ocean anymore because it's just bacteria and shit. And all these factories and stuff and company, they just dump shit in the oceans and they dump

we got to go somewhere else. We got to get out of here. We got to get out of here and then

but before we can get out of here, we got to build the digital grid so that people can just chill in that while we figure out how to get out because they're going to say that people like listen, don't go swimming to shit water. Go on this app and you feel like you're there. Like they got to build the reason the digital grid is so important is that it will pacify the people just long enough for them to get off the planet. Trust me, that is what they want. Their goal is to get the

fuck off this planet and the way to do that is to keep everybody chill while they figure out how to

do it. So they got to introduce this digital thing where they go, guys, it's a digital amusement park

“you live in that. That's where you're going. That's where you're traveling. How about that? So that's what”

they got to do before they can just get out of here. Because by the way, and I don't think they will get out of here. I think the ultimate folly of what they believe is they're going to go down with the ship, just like everybody else. But in their minds, everybody's in their mind, they've got to think this is all leading to something. So they're sitting around and going, listen, nobody's fixing any of these cities. They're not getting fixed. It's crimes down in some of them, which is great.

But I mean like infrastructure, you know, they're not going to be vibrant cities. We're just going to let them go. The water's got high levels of bacteria, drinking water in a lot of areas is unsafe. That's not going to get better. RFK and Cheryl, I mean did you see this? He's like fighting a yak. This is the guy who's going to try to help the food. The food's as bad as it's ever been. That was all fake. By the way, he was going to look into all of them vaccines in the food. He didn't do any of

that. It's fake. So he's like on some summer vacation with Cheryl and some yak. He's like on his Instagram. So I'm like, he's like, well, he did a 10 mile hike up the mountain and I saw a yak. And then I pushed the yak with my phone and it ran away. And you're like, hey, man, weren't you supposed to like, I don't know, like, ban the big golf or something. They've done nothing. But all they could do is just move us to European standards on the food. They've done none of that because the corporations

Trump's a junk food addict. He's it's the junk food presidency and all the people that own the big food conglomerates. They're like, well, no, you're not banning. Should they banned one

die? Is one red die? Show none of it's getting fixed. And the tech people are basically like,

we just have to get out of here. Because yeah, here we are. This is the health and human

“services secretary. This guy is going to fix the food. Sure. Maybe you should get inside the cage.”

Yeah, it's dangerous. Come on, honey. Get up on the other side of that stuff. Get on the other side of this. He's fighting a yak. All right. Get a matter. So that's now what our country has become. Our country now he's doing content. The secretary of health and human services is now doing content on social media with wild animals. He's now becomes some weird version of the crocodile hunter. He's now like he's the steaver when we we we we we deserve. You know what I mean?

It's like it's so so that's what it is. So the tech people again, they know this thing's cooked and they're just looking for a way out. But before they can get that, everybody's got to like voluntarily go into this matrix control grid. They only because like everybody's just going to have to be well behaved because, you know, there's going to be a lot of reasons to not behave. That's that's coming. There's going to be a lot of reasons to not behave like

having no money, having no job, having not a lot of food and energy crisis. Like there's a lot of reasons for people to take to the streets. So what they got to do is they get people to do in something. They've got to get people doing something so that they're not out in the streets

“so that the tech people can just basically plan their escape because that's what they're trying to”

do. They believe that they believe they're trying to get off the planet. Merge with technology, once they once they merge with AI, it won't be that long. They go, once we have quantum computing,

able to just get the fuck outta here. They go, because we'll, but we're going to merge with this

“AI. So otherwise, you say, I would just get rid of us and then leave. We're going to merge with it”

so that week, and this is Musk, all these guys want this, we're going to merge with this intelligence, so that we then have it, and we can get the fuck outta Dodge and then leave the people here on this rotted bacteria, you know, planet of shit oceans and smog and wildfire smoke and hell,

and let us at Taco Bell causing diarrhea and everything, they know that this is what it, like this is,

most of the stories the summer has been about shit. They've been about shit, they're shit in the

“ocean, people can't stop shitting because of the food they're eating, most of the stories the”

summer have been about fecal matter, most of them, and they know that the planet is turning to literal shit, literal shit, not a metaphor, and the tag people know that. So they just go listen,

they're all going to eat these burritos and shit themselves, and then there's going to be

shit in a water and they're going to go swim in a shit, and we just got to give these people fucking some fucking meta glasses or whatever and just let them sit on their couch and they can shit themselves, and they can watch the world cup through their meta glasses because we're getting the fuck outta here. That is what they're doing. We're getting the fuck outta Dodge. So put your meta glasses on, sit on the couch, and shit yourself, and watch the world cup because we are

“getting the fuck outta here. That's what they're doing. That's 100% what they're doing.”

You know, I mean, it's the summer of diarrhea. This is the summer of uncontrollable shit. This is the summer of people not being able to control their ass. That's what it is. This is not the sexy summer. This is a shit summer brought to you by Taco Bell and then whoever is dumping all of that shit in the ocean that people are trying to swim in. It's almost like invading our ran. It's almost like it's the only story that wouldn't involve literal human shit.

So that's the kind of summer we're having in America and then and the people know the people know what it is. They know what it is. They know what's going on here. We're announcing a few new dates in the fall. Tim dilloncomedy.com. Enjoy folks, enjoy your week, swim in the shit. Just go swim in the shit because your family won't know the difference and maybe one of them dies. But you can't afford them anyway. Swimming the shit water. And if one of your children dies,

it'll be a tragedy. But you'll, you'll back to school shop. It will be a lot easier. Anyway, that's our statement. That's our, that's our hopeful take for you and see you next week.