508 - Overboard in Iran, Savannah Guthrie, & ICE Electric Gloves

which I don't love because I've been driving on Long Island out to the summer area where I live,

and then back in Manhattan, and I have a hemorrhoid. It's like a balloon. And that's not nice, but thankfully my doctor has prescribed me a foam to put on it, which will shrink it, and then also ease the pain. It'd be good to put an ad here. Put an ad right here right after that. So I just read this story that multiple U.S. soldiers on the USS Abraham Lincoln have attempted to jump overboard due to overextended deployment. Apparently, the soldiers on the U.S. Abraham Lincoln,

USS Abraham Lincoln are, they're like pissed or something. And they're like, I don't know what the hell they think they're going to do. What are they going to,

“they've tried to go overboard. They're, they're, they're, they're, listen, man, what's going on?”

What the military? Are they doing that to make a point? What do they think you're going to swim out of there? Are they trying to kill themselves? The last thing we need is a rash of suicide to the military. This is already embarrassing. This I ramp thing. It's already embarrassing without you jumping off a boat and trying to swim away. This is already a big embarrassment for all of us. We don't need you jumping off the boat, deserting and trying to swim away, by the way.

Doggy paddling out of Iran. World getting our ass kicked over there. Well, listen, I get it. They're pissed off. Hold on. The wife of a 19 year old sailor who jumped overboard from the USS Abraham Lincoln accused the Navy of keeping her in the dark about what she described as her husband's suicide attempt. According to a Thursday report from MS now, this sailor's been roughly an hour in the water after going overboard on October on August 3rd

before being rescued. But she said Navy officials did not contact her about what happened

“until 40 years later. I think it was handled very poorly because they didn't inform me and they”

didn't want me to know. And they're just trying to cover it up. Said the woman was granted anonymity because of this sensitive mental health issues involved. Listen, man. She insists she instead learned something was wrong for one of her husband's friends aboard the carrier who initially told her that a member of his squadron had gone overboard before later identifying him as her spouse. So, the guy was like, someone jumped off. She's like, who? I don't know.

Someone tried to kill themselves today. Who did that? I don't know. I don't know. Who do you think did it? Well, the wife said her husband had struggled with

exhaustion in home sickness during his first appointment and it's sort of helped. Here's the deal.

I'm sorry. People are going to get mad at me when I say this. We have to start letting people kill themselves. I, you know what I mean? Literally, like this, just trying to say it like, "What are we doing? What are we saving people for at this point?" No, and by the way, if you're thinking to kill yourself, obviously don't, call a hotline or get help or get a rescue animal or get a service pattern or whatever the hell. But, you know, I'm just saying,

we're going to have to stop this where we're rescuing everyone all the time from killing themselves. Truly, if somebody jumps off a boat in the middle of the ocean and they're there, and you know, it's like, you gotta, hey, let it, let it happen. In a July 21st,

“tax obtained by MS now, we told her, "I think the boat is finally getting to me and I really”

don't think I could keep up my peace act anymore." Later, later adding, "I don't know if I can finish this deployment." I mean, he did join the military, right? Like, he did understand what the military does. I mean, he understood that, right? He was, he was clear on what the military was. He said, "I don't think I could keep up my peace act anymore." You joined the United States of Militia. What did you think was going to happen?

What do you think we're going around the world doing? Hugging people? You're there to kill others. Which is not, again, I'm against the war. I don't want it happening. But the ship is

starting to get to me. Well, here's what the Navy said, that they said, "We have not observed

The Navy has come out and said, "Hey, we have not observed an increase in suicidal ideations aboard

the ship." That's so what? Good. Here's what we're learning from all of this. We're learning that,

things are good. Things are good over there. Things are good. You can't focus too much on this one per who knows why he wanted off that boat. The spokesman said they're not noticing people killing themselves at a high frequency here. This was an isolated incident that I tried to check out. Everything's fine over there. We're winning. Not to mention a Thursday mightest touch. That's another podcast. I don't want even quote them, but I will report. I don't know them.

Whatever. They're probably going to list a podcast. By the way, it's listed a podcast.

“It's making $20 billion a year. Half of these people don't even bring it up. What is this?”

What is this list, by the way? Rob is making $35 million a year? What the hell is going on over there?

$35 million a year for that dribble? All she does for an hour is she's like, "There's no eye and try or something." She does that crap. The hardest part is to start. And you're like $35 million a year for that criminal? I mean, she makes Gary Vee look like played out. By the way, if you listen, we do a great thing on the Patreon about it. But if you listen to Mel Rob, like you know, I like Gary Vee, but we've made fun of him here. We've, we've, you know,

he's he's he's silly sometimes. But you listen to Mel Robbins. I mean, you think Gary Vee's Aristotle compared to the shit she shovels out. I mean, meaningless garbage. I don't even know who it's for or what and then you look at her comments. It's all like elderly people who can't find the door in their house. They're trapped in their, in their house listing to this is dementia

patient, listing to Mel Robbins. It's crashed 35 million. Whatever. So the mightest touch report

detail troubling accounts of food shortages aboard the Lincoln, including messages from one seller who claimed the crew had gone without milk for three months and that meet sometime arrived

“rotten. Here's the thing, man. You know, Senator Richard Blumenthal also pressed Navy leadership”

including defense secretary Pete Heggsath for answers, citing reports of supply shortages, water contamination, plumbing problems deteriorating mental health and other poor living conditions. I, I, I, I can't imagine that this is a widespread problem. I think the people on that boat are doing fine. And I don't want to hear anything to the contrary. What are they? They're out there in the middle of the ocean. It's the summer. What do you want? You're on a boat in the middle of the

ocean in the summer. Oh, I'm sorry. You can't, you don't have the, what is it? A buffet? You don't have a buffet every night. Enough. I mean, what do we need? How fatter these people? They need food all the time? What are you doing? It's insane. The demands of these people. Um, Annabelle Loma has spoken with her husband only a few times since he attempted to jump overboard. I thought they weren't disclosing the name. But whatever, is this another one? This is a

diff, this is another guy trying to jump overboard? Geez. Annabelle Loma has spoken with her husband only a few times since he attempted to jump overboard. Yes, she's probably disgusted by him. It's probably a great amount of pussy. Communication has been difficult to come by now. He is on medical hold. Loma who lives in San Diego said her husband has repeatedly overextended before he tried to jump from the carrier. He scared Loma said he thinks he'll get dishonorable discharge

and just because he was burnt out. His 13-year career is ruined. Just like that. That's not fair. That's not right. That's not what he should be worrying about. Um, right now. Loma said she initially received a call from the ships. I'm buds many after the incident, but has not heard from anyone in the Navy. Link is roughly 5,000 sailors and marines remain on a deployment that began November 21. The carrier has been deployed for more than eight months,

while supporting military operations in the Middle East against Iran, which is going well from

“my gather. I think it's going well. The deployment which it was going to end in May has been”

extended with no publicly announced return date. You're there until the job is done. You're there

so a ship may preparing to go overboard and either what is everyone going overboard on this thing?

“What is this like a three-stue just to everybody's going overboard?”

Enough. How embarrassing is this? By the way, I didn't know why we were losing this war. We're finding it out. Everyone is jumping ship literally. They're all jumping overboard. All you hear is splash all day of people just trying to get out of there. I mean, listen, Rodriguez has been told her about the incident several days after it happened. He said he hadn't felt adrenaline like that in his life and he was just so thankful he was able to get the sailor in time to

stop them from going overboard. So apparently on this ship, it's just people jumping off the boat and other people try. Well, this is why we can't win the war because the entire group is focused on keeping their own people from jumping overboard. I mean, listen, here's the deal. We cannot,

“if you're going to jump overboard, you're going to do it and you know what, it is what it is”

and we should not, I'm sorry. We do not have the time to keep you from jumping overboard. We don't. If you're going to jump overboard, you know, the best case you do this.

You wave. Here's what I say. People may not like this. If someone jumps overboard,

you shoot them as soon as they get in the water and you kill them. I'm telling you right now, it needs to be done. You want to win or not? Someone jumps overboard. You shoot them in the face while they're swimming like this. You go, "Trater, coward, does it hurt her?" You shoot them in the face while they're in the water. Seems harsh to some and then you look at the rest. You know, like a pirate. You ever see the pirate movies with a pirate's skiveteer? That was one of my favorite

things. You know, the pirate, you know, Blackbeard or one of them, he would, he'd really give it to them. You scommied, say, you know, he'd really give it to the other pirates because some of them, you know, you got to, they got a fool in line, a pirate ship doesn't work unless people are focused and so you'd have a Blackbeard or bluebeard, whatever one of them and, you know, they would come in and they would come with the peg lag and the, you know, the parrot and they do the whole thing.

We need that on this boat. We need someone to tell these people, if you jump off this boat, I would have a meeting with them all. I'd have a meeting with them all, I don't give a fuck about your families in San Diego or your tour to wives eating their case today. Let me tell you some, if you jump off this boat, I'm gonna shoot you in a face. You will be, and you will make someone do it. You make their bunk make do it. You go, you shoot him in the face and they're

like, do I have to? And this toughens people up and then we win. If you jump off the boat,

“you want to be shot. This is, this is the only way, because here's the deal. This mental health”

stuff's gotta go. Our soldiers need to be shooting the people on the boat who are weak links, who jump overboard. We cannot be doing rescue operations or any of that. They're old fat on a boat demanding food. Here's the deal. How about this? Some of jumps off the boat. You shoot

him first. You get a big steak. And now one of the rotten ones. You get a big steak. I shot

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“to bring this up. Okay. Few disclaimers here. Whatever you want to do to lose weight, I think is good.”

GLP wants peptides, diet, exercise, drugs. You send yourself to a clinic. Whatever you want to do, no one should judge you. Well, people that have money, wealthy people, they're all, all they care about is extending their meaningless lives. By the way, you have dinner with anyone over 60 with a couple of bucks. All they talk about is, you know, trying to live forever. And there, and everything's boring and sucks now, and it's progressively getting worse. And all these

people want to do is just be here for it. So you have people that have these meaningless lives that they need to extend immediately. So all of these people, these older people, these boomers with means, they want to like, you know, they want to optimize and maximize, you know, they want to take all of these different supplements and medications, or whatever. Nobody should be judging anybody for how they are trying to better themselves in a healthy way. It's not your fucking business.

That's to reality. It's not your business. What people do. Okay. It doesn't directly affect you.

“Now, Chrissy Mats is a great actress and she was on a show. I believe called this is us.”

It was this is us, right? It wasn't his at cake. Now, I'm overweight. So if you're mad at me, you're nuts. So, and I'm the only one who admits I got overweight by eating. Talk to anyone else to have a syndrome that no one's heard of that they got in the in the in the in the in ocean.

It's bad. They got bacteria. So, you know, show this woman who's a great actor. I've never seen

anything she's done. I don't care. I'm not going to it. It's not for me. Whatever that show is this is us. By the way, the title makes me sick. I will never even watch it. It's on NBC or ABC or one of these. This is us. Have you ever seen it? This is us? What is it about? Family. I'll get the fuck out of here, but not fun family, right? It's just like, yeah, it's sad. It's sad. This is us.

“Now, she's on this is us, okay? Now, here's the thing. Now, she became, I guess, a symbol of the body pot,”

but body positivity movement, which was a movement in America where fatty boom baddies were demanding that they be represented by other fatty boom baddies. And then, when those people lost a little bit of weight, these fat people would attack them and shame them and say, you are by you losing weight, you're increasing fat phobia, you're playing in a stereotypes, being overweight. It's nothing to do with health, which is complete lie, asking any doctor, whatever.

Fat people shouldn't be abused and called, like, we should just be like a civilized society, which we just can't do. We can't do it. Our country cannot be civilized, no matter what. By the way, no matter what, can't do it. So, instead of just going, let's treat people respectfully, let's try to be all healthy, but not everyone's going to look like a supermodel, and we're all going to have to tolerate each other, but there is a standard of health. Instead of doing that, we can't do it. We said, being 600

pounds is good. And if you say it's bad, it's you are playing into this narrative that was created by, like, beauty companies and Vogue and magazines. And it's like, well, not really, no, senior feet, and being able to walk up to stairs was not created by Vogue. It just wasn't.

I've been overweight my whole life. Okay, never did I think, well, this is, this is great.

Crazy mats is decided to go on a GLP one, which is a very good thing for her. And I was support her, applaud her, yes, Queen. Now, in a normal society, people would go, oh, good, great.

She's back at work, but I think her Savannah Guthrie's family kidnapped her on mother and killed her. But whatever, Savannah Guthrie's over that, she wants to know why this bitch is losing weight. Savannah Guthrie is, is here to remind this bitch that other people see this bitch as an ally and an example, and she's represented them. So, how dare, so this woman who's chosen to take a drug medicine, whatever you want to call it, to lose weight, has to come on to today's show

and explain to Savannah Guthrie why she's decided to lose weight because Savannah Guthrie's like, yes, and people are not thrilled with this. Okay, let's take a look. This is what a disease society we are, okay? So, we have, let's just, let's just recreate the scenes. Everybody knows what's going on on our morning, tell of it. It should be awesome. Our morning, television should be awesome. It should be like fall cupcake recipes for the kids.

Coming up, how do you put the little spider, how do you put the little Halloween spider icing for the kids? Okay, but instead of that, we have Savannah Guthrie whose family kidnapped and murdered her on mother because they wanted crypto. She is now interviewing this more of the obese woman who has done the right thing by saying, I'm going to stick myself with the needle and try to live. Savannah Guthrie goes, why are you doing that? Okay, so here we have

what morning TV in this country has become taken away. You know, a lot of people have, I mean, admired you because they feel seen that you represented this whole community. And I don't know if there are some people are watching and have mixed feelings about it and

I don't know that. By the way, stop in for a minute. Here's my first thing, Savannah Guthrie.

“Oh, hey, where's your mother? Why are you here, right? And it can I ask you a question?”

Why are you here? What is going on? Who kidnapped an old person? Did your brother, did, what is happening? Has anyone figured this out? Before I tell you why I decided to take the jab and drop a few, I'd like to know where your mother is and why you're back at work. That's the other thing I'd like to worry about. But again, I want to watch this whole thing. So back it up again. I'm not going to speak, but I would say that if I was Chrissy Matt say, go, hey,

where's your mother? Back this up again. We're going to watch the whole thing that I'll comment on how disease and insane this is for Savannah Guthrie to bring on Chrissy Matt's who has to explain to these lunatics out there why she wants to be healthier. Go on. You know, a lot of people have, I mean, admired you because they feel seen that you represented this whole community and I don't know if there are some people are watching and have mixed feelings

“about it and I don't know that you have to provide an answer to them. But if you are, if there”

are people, they're like, oh Chrissy, I thought, you know, that somehow they're disappointed with this,

what would you say? Oh, I think that it's so important to put yourself first. And, you know,

as we age, sometimes we have health issues that we're concerned about or want to get ahead of and that was certainly my case. Stop it, pause it, pause it. Savannah, she's at a breath when she says "Yeah, Savannah, I'm going to explode. I was told by a doctor recently, I was going to explode and create a dangerous situation for people near me when that happened. That I was going to explode." So even though people feel seen by me and I really appreciate that the fact of the matter is this,

I am going to explode. So, with or without your support and the support of my fans, I have chosen to not explode. If I can help it, I've chosen to not explode. And Savannah is like, a lot of people might feel that that explosion represented them. A lot of people would feel seen if you exploded. Don't you think so? So, let's just finish this up here. Savannah, Guthrie. Me, like, I've lived my life a lot for more, more over other people than myself.

And I think if it works for them, whatever it is, whether it's weight training or not watching a movie that might scare them before they go to bed. Like, something simple, like, all of those things, isn't it's everything for me. How I consume everything is what's important, but also like,

“you have to live your own life, and I have to do that for myself.”

Yeah, okay. Well, yeah, I mean, it's obvious. First of all, she's show, she's so like

or watching a movie at night that won't scare you, it's so wild. It's really interesting,

“and good for Chrissy Mats by the way." And shame on Savannah got through a little bit. And I know”

Savannah got through just one through a horrible thing that she may or may not have been involved in, so I don't know. I'm sure she didn't do it. I'm not accusing Savannah Guthrie of kidnapping her own mother. What I will say is that, um, what an odd question. Well, people might get mad at you for this. And of course, some psychos might get mad at her, but what, what is this, what is explanation to show anybody? Savannah, if we're going to start with the explanations, your family has,

well, I'd like an explanation from your family before you chastise this fat bitch for losing a couple

of pounds. What the fuck went on with your mother, by the way? Why the hell can't we get a God

damn answer about that? Your chash, because Savannah Guthrie is like, "By the way, I don't know that you know these, you owe these people an explanation, but here's the deal. You being fat has helped me so much. When my mother was kidnapped by probably members of my own family, let's be honest, I would look at you and go, well, she's fat. And I'm not. And if that people get thin, then I have to develop a personality. But I put a picture of you on

my refrigerator every morning that we hadn't heard from my mother, and she was expiring in the trunk of a car. I looked at you when I said, at least I'm not this fat bitch. So if you get thin, who's going to be that fat bitch for me? Crazy, that's just like, um, well, that's, that's a good question. That's so sweet. That's a good question. And that's so sweet. Thank you. And I'm sorry

“about what happened to your mother. I think that maybe, if I lose weight and you're unable to use”

me as a photo to make yourself feel better, there'll be someone else that might just feel more comfortable being being overweight. It's a matter of God through God's right. Thank you. Well, there you have it, folks. Chrissy, Matt's. And we, and my friend of the show is fan of God three, of course, you know, we don't want to people are going to get mad at that. But what did I, what did I do? I'm just saying it's a little crazy. It's a wild question to ask. You know,

be like, hey, so you decided not to be fat, huh? Why? Ice is now planning to implement electric

shock gloves as a means of de-escalation. And, um, here's what I'll say to ice. I do think there's a

chance that that people, that these electric shock gloves, like people are going to get the wrong idea about this. I really, I got to be honest with you. I, I don't know what their intentions

“are, but this electric shock gloves, which I guess means you shock people with gloves is what I”

imagine. They're just gloves and you grab someone and you chalk them. You know, people are going to get the wrong idea about that. They really are. Rightly or wrongly, um, humane devices that deliver a jolt of pain will be used by ice agents. So now this is from what, uh, this is from the telegraph in the UK. Ice agents will now be using electric shock gloves to be humane. So at some point, there was a meeting where they said, you got to stop shooting these protesters

in a face. What about a lead? Somebody went, what about electric shock gloves? And everyone went, now we're talking, now we're talking. What if we could, what if I turn my, my pause, my mits, my hands in a little electric chairs? And they went, that's a good idea. So ice plans to spend, now, by the way, this is a complete false choice. You can have a secure border. You don't need a paramilitary group of psychopaths that you've recruited from a backyard wrestling event,

who are completely untrained, who are running around, who are grabbing grandmothers and people at, you know, a high school graduation. You don't need to have these shock troops running to the streets. You can have a secure border. You can have a process. You can have all of this stuff. People that have committed heinous crimes can leave. And, and you will need people to get people that have committed crimes, obviously, if they've done something really bad. But what you, you just

don't need this group, this group has done a lot of damage to the cause of, of actually having a secure border because people don't want this. They don't want to be associated with this. They don't want people being grabbed with electric shock gloves. Which I shouldn't have to say, I shouldn't have to say that. I shouldn't have to like, you know, people don't love the electric shock gloves that ice will be using. The gloves can deliver up to 380 volts of electricity,

generated low output voltage emitter. Who's idea? By the way, who thought up electric shock gloves?

“That's a crazy invention. That's a really wild invention to just go,”

well, yeah, what if you needed to grab someone and then shock them humanely? Because that's where these guys talk. It's still a convali. They'll be sitting there and they'll be like, well, you know, law enforcement has expressed to need to de-escalate situations humanely. And we thought, what about a glove that emitted a kind of a, you know, just a reasonable, a voltage, a reasonable charge. The DHS Senate statement to the BBC ISIS constantly assessing the needs of our

officers in the field to ensure they have the tools and equipment necessary. Compliant technologies LLC, which makes the gloves, told the BBC was unable to comment on the sale. A no-bid purchase

“contract could be published as early as Friday. The glove devices are activated by pushing a”

button to deliver shocks and can deliver up to 30 pulses per second. They also feature built

in microprocessors to keep a record of activation. Compliant tech, by the way, the name compliant technologies is fucking crazy. Compliant technology states on its website that they do not close injury and are used by many agencies, a user manual on the company's website recommends avoiding use on the elderly, small children, pregnant women, and this severely handicapped. You know what? Compliant technologies have about this. No. No. If I want to shock a child or a

handicapped person with your gloves, I will. Can we read that again? Go up again because that's unbelievable. So here's the, avoiding use on the elderly, small children, pregnant women, and the severely handicapped. Compliant technologies shock gloves. Don't use them on the kids. Don't use them on a pregnant woman. Don't use them on the elderly. As well as that an additional officer should be present to restrain the subject while the gloves are being used. So you got to

have somebody there to make sure that you're doing this properly. The last thing you want is to be grabbing someone with these gloves, these shock gloves, and for someone to think you're doing the wrong thing. Truly, you need someone there. You don't want because again, people will get the wrong idea if you are just grabbing someone and shocking them with your hands. Like I guess Edward's scissors or hands. Well, he had scissors or that movie powder. We may or may not

deploy them. So it had hold on. Unlike a taser, which has barbs and breaks the skin and delivers a shock of up to 50,000 volts over writing the central nervous system, the gloves deliver a sharp local eye shock to convince the subject to comply using pain deterrence said lieutenant, butch, Gallion, a donkey conkfillin, lieutenant, butch, Gallion, an administrator at Hawkins County jail in Tennessee. We may or may not deploy them. It just depends on how they act. When you push the button

to turn them on, there's a light that displays. He inmates understand that light, and often just seeing that light brings compliance. The shocks can only be delivered when they contact skin, allowing an officer to touch a subject's clothing, and then move to the skin, particularly the wrist or the elbow if they begin to fight, if they become combative, then you can apply the gloves

“to an area and this game. You know, I just ears what I'm listening. I always, I believe that we”

should have law enforcement, and that they should be able to detain people and arrest people that have done the wrong thing. I don't know if moving in this direction is the right way to go. I will say that. I don't know if moving in the shock glove direction is the right way to go. I know that there are people that feel like that is a good move, and it is the future. I just don't know. I don't know that it feels great to have people delivering localized electric

shocks because here's what it is. The cops are no longer trained. Many of them aren't physically

fit. Let's be honest. A lot of them look like that woman on the today's show. They're out there,

you know, crazy gadgets. This is like Inspector Gadget. You know, just Gadget's grabbed the

“shock gloves, and I'm head-knout with my shock gloves, and I understand that people get wild out”

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officers dealing with non-compliance suspects, spending $20 million to purchase thousands of

devices known as the glove, which shock people who do not comply with officers. These demonstration videos released by the manufacturer. A senior DHS, do that again. Please do that again.

“Do that again. A senior DHS official. So that's what's going to be going on.”

That's, that's to sound. You're going to hear when you're eating a muffin in the morning and have a call for you. Just going to hear. Let's watch that one more time. These demonstration videos released by the manufacturer. A senior DHS official tells NBC News officers will be able to turn on the gloves, also known as Zat gloves at the touch of a button, admitting a shock they say won't leave a mark or hurt the person after they are released.

Saying it allows officers to avoid using firearms and is better than pepper spray, which can impact by standards. In a statement to NBC News, DHS says every decision is made with careful consideration and appropriately reviewed to ensure any technology ice utilizes

That is, you know, again, I'm skeptical if this is the right direction to move into as a

“country. I don't think it is. I don't think, you know, we were able to, you know,”

detained people and restrained people for years and years and years without this technology. I don't know what has happened. It would make this technology necessary. And if you don't think this will be used on you or someone you know, eventually you're crazy. I mean, this is not going to be simply for people that have committed crimes. There's all of this stuff, the flaw cameras. All of it is coming. It's not coming to just make you safe. They don't care

if you're safe. Again, all of it is coming to build a surveillance grid that is like nothing else

that has ever existed in history. Listen to me now. Nothing in history will be you will not be able to find a comp, a comparable in history for the level of surveillance that they're going to employ at at at at the cellular level here. They're going to monitor your hopes and dreams, everything you type in a Google. All of your text messages, every email, every phone call, your physical location with your phone camera. They're going to have flat cameras and licensed

plate readers and facial recognition by a metric eye scans. They're going to have all of these things.

You'll be in a web of surveillance unlike any that has existed in history. And all of that is

designed because what is coming is going to be very disruptive. And they know that there are where that what is coming is going to be very disruptive. It has to probably do with the eventual disruption to the economy with AI. It could be a major war. It could be a climate event. Whatever they think is coming or it could be all free. Whatever they think is coming, they are building this surveillance grid so that when it comes, they are able to address

the disruptions in society that this will cause. This is going to cause significant fissures in society. There's no way that this is all being done. And by the way, at a breakneck pace, this has happened quick. They want this to happen quick. There's already a thousand

“flat cameras in New York. There's already, I found out what it was a week ago. Here's the thing,”

you'll, this is the way technology will work now. You'll find out what something was a week ago. And then it'll be, it'll just be being used. It'll be being used. How many flat cameras you're in NYC? Let's see if we can get that out. Maybe I'm overreacting. But let's see what's going on here. It's, it's probably more than I would like. I would like none. Oh, okay. There's zero right now. Well, that's good. But hold on. Wasn't there an upper

west side thing, flat camera? Well, they're coming. I imagine they're coming. There wasn't a flat camera story out of New York City. What is this? This is the map of all the flat cameras. They just said there was no flat cameras. Maybe this is what they're going to put in. I don't know what's going on, but their, the flat cameras are coming. I thought, because by the way, people are destroying them.

So people are seeing them all over the place. People are going and destroying these because people do not like them. But they are coming. And this is the way technology is going to work. You'll hear about a, this shock love. And then all of a sudden, you'll be somebody

“still shock love you. You'll be like, what the fuck? Like, that's how quick it's going to be now.”

How can I check the location of Flocker? I mean, look at that. Put that up right there. That include, that is a map. I believe of, this is the reported locations of cameras in your neighborhood. Now, the flat cameras are supposedly going to only be used again if someone shoots somebody and they'll only be used for public safety and everything like that. Don't worry about it. They're not going to be used for any other reason. Just like everything else we've been told,

all of these things are coming obviously because there's some level of preparation happening for some event or multiple events. And I'm not even saying people have an exact idea of what they are, but they might, they have some scenarios drawn up that will require this level of

had to talk about lettuce. I'm kidding. And by the way, let's support Taco Bell. I really want

“to support Taco Bell right now. There's a lot, they got a lot of bad press, but Taco Bell is the”

one fast food restaurant that we still like. We still like it. It warms our hearts. Yeah, yeah, if you're from the South, it's Chick-fil-A for you. Whatever. Taco Bell's the nostalgia. You're out with your buddies. You're all high. You're 17. You go through Taco Bell. You get the best food. You can get in the world. When you're high and your a teenager, Taco Bell is the greatest food in the world and how lucky that there's one in the next town over. And it's amazing.

And you know, I've talked about this. I did an episode of many years ago called Faker with a

clean car. Because one of my friends was a fatty boom batty, but she would never eat in front of

us. She always had a immaculate car. Very clean. And then one day we just noticed on the dashboard was a perfectly diced Taco Bell tomato. A perfectly diced tomato that had come out of a and I didn't even mention it, but she had gotten it all. She had gotten it all out except for one perfectly diced tomato that could have fallen out of a chalupa, a gordita. It was there and it was just a part and it was but again clean car. Always smelled great. Always smelled like a cupcake.

They do that icing scent. But Taco Bell to me is a part of my childhood. And yes, can you get up RIP the lettuce that did kill the man, a 47 year old man who did shit himself to death. Bring that up because that is unfortunate. And we want to also if we're going to defend Taco Bell, let's also kind of memorialize this man who gave his life for Taco Bell. Oh, wait. Now they're saying no deaths have reported. So it's fake. I heard a guy die. I heard someone

died. I heard a 47 year old guy died from this cyclospoir thing. Is this complete, is this complete fraud? Wow, it's fraud. I don't even believe this was real this thing. By the way, I told nine people, I had it to get out of things because it was just an excuse. Don't ever waste and excuse

“it's public. If something is public, you say, I've got that parasite lettuce thing, I think. If something”

is public, never waste and excuse. Okay, yes, so two people have died in Michigan. Let's watch this

because we do want to mourn the dead who gave their lives. Come on, here it is. Being blamed on at least to us. Now the illness is not typically deadly. However, these two people who died had underlying health conditions and they came down with the foodborne parasite, Caroline Elliot with the update tonight. The infamous explosive diarrhea parasite has now turned deadly in Michigan after the state reported the first two deaths linked to the outbreak. Please keep going.

Leave the immunocompromise individuals that have some relief, bad reactions to that. Yes, she's going to help them keep in services. Both patients had a good look at Caroline health conditions. They died after getting the foodborne. Your health is on top of days of experiencing. You know, you're all yourself today. They should definitely seek better protection. Then she gave us the forest in total of 45 states reporting cases with more than 11,000 total and as a blade July nearly 200 hospitalizations.

That federal health officials linked the outbreak to lettuce imported from Mexico that served at Taco Bell locations around the country. And since then, some producers have seen. All right, get it out of here. Get it out of here. I RIP to the people. The last thing that heard was that crunch.

“That Taco Bell crunch. Can you get that up? Can you just get the Taco Bell crunch sound?”

Because that's the last thing they heard. And what a beautiful way to go out by the way. I don't know if you'll be able to get the crunch, but what a beautiful way to go out. That was

for whom the bell calls. Let's go. Last thing they heard. There it is. One more time, RIP.

“Okay, give it to me again. One more time. And by the way, if I was at their funeral, I would say”

and now for a moment of silence. That's right. That was the last thing. And that's sad. It is very sad. But it is a good way to go. You drive through. You get a nice treat. And I hope it was a good one. See, that's the thing. You don't want some Taco Bells. It's just you get it. You go, what the hell were you guys doing back there? Because sometimes the beans are on the outside of the thing. Like sometimes a Taco Bell group that's supposed to stay in it is leaking out and it's on the

outside. It looks like shit. Shit colored. So you go, just keep it in. It's got to be in. You don't

want to see the inside. Just want to eat it and kind of stare. I hope it was a good. I hope after that they said this was a tasty night's one. That's the best you can hope. I hope after they

“had that final, you know, burrito. You know, perhaps a burrito supreme or something. I hope”

they went that with a crunch raps supreme. I hope they said, God, that was a good one. Because then unfortunately, and I not to be in delicate about it, but after that they did shit themselves to death. I'm not trying to be in delicate, but that's literally what happened. And that Taco Bell's trying to rebrand now because the couple of people shit themselves to death. So Taco Bell now is like, all right, let's bring some oldies back. Because they go to the CEO, they go, listen, this thing's

getting out of control. A lot of people getting sick and he's like, any deaths because they don't care about anything, right? Other than death, death is a bad one. It'll care a sick you got as long as you're not dead. Number one, the press is in that bad for them. Number two, you're still a customer. So they went to the CEO and they go, hey, we got two deaths from this and he goes, all right, bring back the entry row. Bring back, let's get, let's get the Kcerrito back for a couple of days.

Let's go old school. Let's read this Taco Bell. And I'm late to this story, folks, but I don't care. Taco Bell's completed the removal of effective Taylor Farms letters from our restaurant's base on ongoing conversations with public health officials, not of abundance of caution. Talk about work swiftly to voluntarily remove the product. Good for them. Good for them. And listen, we extend our greatest, our sympathies to the families of the two pit, but by the way, what would you

rather jump off an aircraft carrier in the ocean, like a, like some cock or die like a man with a

“crunch wrap wrapper in the front of your coat, you know that's how they found these people.”

They found them in their cars with a crunch wrap wrapper on the front seat in their own shit. They found them in a pool of their own shit with a crunch wrap wrapper in the front seat. Listen, some people say not a dignified way to go, but who cares? It's not about the body. It's about the soul. Millions of men teaching the workforce data shows. Good for them. Work sucks. So apparently a lot of men have had enough at working. Good. Let's make this a little bigger,

because here's the deal. I think millions of men are teaching the workforce and experts are

sounding the alarm. Here's the thing, folks, with these jobs. You know, they're not fun anymore.

The Bureau of Labor Statistics break, break down found that 44 million of the 132 million eligible men older than 15 were not in the labor force last month. So that's about 33 percent of men are not in the labor force. That's not million more out of work, men than in 2012 or 29 percent were not in the workforce. So now it's up to 33 percent. The number of men opting not to work jump by 891,000 over the preceding 12 months alone and as the economy sheds manufacturing

and finance jobs. Yeah, the American economy is gradually moved away from some of the industries that historically provided good jobs to men without college degrees. Meanwhile, much of the recent employment growth has occurred in areas such as health care and education, where women make up a much larger share of the workforce. Mr. Bullier cited research showing that men who stay home in their 30s to play video games or seek social media fame find it progressively harder to

return traditional to return to traditional work and are more likely to end up incarcerated.

playing video games are trying to get social media fame need negativity from that gun shut up.

Support people. Support people in your life. If someone tells you they're going to be famous, support them. No matter what, no matter what it does to their life. Support them. They're going to be an influencer and talking about cupcakes. You support them. They're going to flick their bean on only fange you support them. They're going to be a gamer. They're going to be Mr. Beast. You support them. Damn right. You support them. You don't tell them they got to

get a nine to five job at a fucking bank. You tell them you support whatever crap they're doing

“on the internet. That's the message. You have to be positive. When you're drug addicted”

child wanders up from the basement, it tells you they got things going on in crypto. You say,

good for you, son. You don't tell them to go to college like some fucking loser. You say, I'm proud of you. And one day you'll be living in Miami with, what's his name, a clap, clavic and you go clickicular dad. You're going to be living with clickicular. Soon you my son. You're my son. You're going to be living in Miami with clickicular. I got a job like a fucking cock and your mother walked all over me. Okay? She ruined my life. I saved away for you and your

mother to pay for this house. How lucky I would have been to grow up at a time when I knew that I

“could be like go to Miami, be like clickicular. You should support your children. I'm telling you,”

I know people that I'm kidding. I'm not. You should support your children. They don't need to hear that they need an internship. Let them loose. Let them loose on the internet. I'm telling you you go, hey, we're getting views. We're catfishing pedophiles and then hitting them with sticks. Good for you, son. And then you tell your friends you go, my son's putting his ass on the internet. He's catching pedophiles and they're filming them down at the park and this kid's making some

real money now. These are the new jobs. Just go with it. What are they going to be lawyers? That's retarded. Don't even know what that is. I'm going to be a lawyer. Shut up. Go catfishing pedophile at the park. Put your pussy on the straight. Get into fucking Forex trading. Start talking about currencies. Get into fucking crypto. Get in the AI weird shit. Start using AI to build apps that no one cares about. That's another big thing now. It doesn't matter. There's a whole new group of

jobs. And it does us nothing, by the way, to think of like the people going to go back to the old world. Be a gamer. Do pranks. Do pranks on people. Do pranks on people. Why do you need? What are you going to be a doctor? Do pranks? Do pranks collapse in the middle of a grocery store. Pretend you dead. Start foaming at the mouth. Put out a cell screen. You're messed up foaming, twitching in a grocery store. And film people's reactions. These are the new jobs now. The jobs are not

going to be in things we understand. Be an IRL streamer. Walk around Miami and just film yourself. Humping food delivery robots. It's what it is now. These are the new jobs. Good for you, son. This is my boy. Now, what do you do, son? The other day, he filmed the fight where a guy died. And he got 3 million views. And then the cops also are, they're taking all of that. They're confiscating it as evidence. I'm proud of my son. My son's an IRL streamer.

“I'm proud of my son. You have to be proud. My daughter does only fans. And I'm proud of her.”

You have to start saying these things. You can't fight this. You have to start saying my daughter does have has a really good. She's got a great business on only fans. And I'm proud of her. And you tell your friends this you go and because she does fetish. There's a lot of people

because you're going to go, listen, we never thought she was that great looking. To be honest,

me and her mother were kind of shocked when she told us how well she was doing and only fans, but then she told us she was doing fetish. And I mean, weird shit. Things that you wouldn't even

think are sexual. Things with eggs and stuff. It's I'm telling you it's weird. I don't understand it.

“Then the mother comes in because I don't even understand what's sexual about what she's doing.”

She does different fetishes and people will message her and they will ask her to do different things. And she will do most of them. Some of the ones that she won't do or because she felt that her own safety was compromised by them. But we're very proud of her. She's got a really good

business. She's always had and then your friends, your friends are not going to blink at this anymore.

Your friends are going to go, she's always had a good head on her shoulders. Your daughters always had a good head on her shoulders. And then what do your friends about go? I don't want to make it awkward, but I subscribed to her. I actually subscribed to the channel and what she did yesterday was she just she took her high heel shoe and she just crushed a road. Very slowly. And I'm telling you right now, I don't know why, but I just couldn't. I just I came.

I pledged it myself. And you're and these are no longer going to be strange conversations. And and your wife's going to go, you might as well, you spent the money. And you're not going to mind that your friend has confessed that he has pledged it himself to your daughter. You're going to say, well, she's got a good business, doesn't she? Frank, she's got you're going to go, you know, she's got a real personality on there.

She's got a real personality on there. And she'll do a lot of interesting things. My daughter.

“She'll do a lot of interesting things. That's what it's going to be folks. You can you can keep”

trying to get people back into the firehouse or whatever, but no one's going to want to put out fires in this country. People are just going to watch things burn. So there is no, they're on it. You're not going to get people into these jobs. Just put just encourage what they want to do. If your son walks up because I got to get really hot and move to Miami and become rich, or I'm going to jump off the balcony and kill myself. You know, you say to him, I agree with you.

Son, I agree. Son, years ago, I would tell you to go to college and get a good job. And then you get a house. But what the fuck you can't do? What is that going to do? College, good job. I mean, what is this? 2004? Follow your passion, son. Go and catfish a pet a file in the park.

Put it on camera and really try to build something. You know, you've always looked

younger than you are. You utilize that. Catfish pet a files. These are the new jobs. People can be mad at it. People don't have to like it. But these are 100% fully the new jobs in our society, in our ecosystem. And if you're a loving parent, you're going to have to start realizing that and encouraging your children to do these jobs. You're going to have to encourage your children to do these jobs. You know, and there's a lot, a lot of people are going to disagree

with me and go, no, we actually want our kids to go the more traditional route. Yeah, sure. So they what? Jump off the aircraft carrier into the ocean. What you need is to encourage your children. Encourage them. If your daughter, I'm starting to only fans, your sons like we're just walking around, you know, finding dead bodies and playing with them on camera, you go, good son. I wish I am so lucky. You're so lucky. I used to go to an office every day and then have to go to

your parent's teacher conference, but you get to go to Miami and basically watch and film people

kill each other outside of a club. Son, I mean, that's the life. You're down there with your boys. You're watching someone get killed. Somebody gets brained on the street and you're watching it. That's a life isn't it? You know, and your mother, your mother will be resentful. She'll be like, if only I knew about it, if only we had only fans, I wouldn't have to work at the rec set up. I could have just put an egg in my pussy like my daughter. She put an egg in a pussy. Now,

“she's a millionaire. That's what's coming. Embrace it. Truly. Truly. Embrace it. Don't”

fight it because at the end of the day, you're only fighting what's inevitable. These are your children. You want them to be happy. You want them to be happy and the only way they're going to be

or a whore. So when you talk them in at night, you know, they're 32. They deliver you.

I come in. You go your my little whore. Your my little mogul and your my little whore. And I believe

in you, you're going to be the biggest whore of them all. I am, aren't I, Daddy? Yes, you are.

“You're going to be the biggest whore of them all. That's what you have to do. Love your”

Children. Goodnight.