509 - Meghan and Harry, Classic Trump, & $40 Trillion In Debt

In terms of the rights and the rights of the United States.

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With AI, the strongest team and members of the State Office at Global Player. A bird-shaped movement or baratung, a German or a welt-wide, a Dine-Einstein-Dine-Einstein-Dine-Einstein. The U.K. To raise their children, and I want to thank all of my colleagues that have made this happen. And people like myself, Pierce Morgan and others, all the Pierce now gets to own them. They're coming back to the U.K. The one thing about a good con, knows when the jig is up.

Like they were probably saying, "Listen, what else are we going to do here?"

They spent six years in America. They tried to do a documentaries.

They tried to write children's books. They tried to sell jam. She tried to be Martha Stewart. She had a Netflix show where she taught people how to make pasta. I mean, you've got to hand it to them. They left no stone unturned. But the thing is that the U.K. has to deal with them. He's the prince. You know, that's the thing about America. We don't have a royal family, so we don't really have to deal with anybody.

The U.K. has no choice. They are back.

“And they, you must deal with them. You must take them. It's like when you have a child.”

And the child is acting up and getting in trouble in school. And you go, "Well, there you're kid. You got to deal with them." That's the whole thing with suspension. Suspension when the kid gets suspended from school.

Punish is the parents because the state basically goes, "They're your child. You deal with them."

And in the same way, Meghan and Harry are going back to the country that is forced to deal with them. They have to, they have to take them back. This is what it is. They plan to relocate from the U.S. to a private, non-royal residence outside London with their children. Prince Archie, seven, and Princess Lilibet, five. They are enrolled to start school in September.

Their U.K. security was downgraded after they stopped being working royals in 2020.

“Which by the way, do you realize what a loser you have to be to say, "I'm not going to be a working royal."”

Like I don't even, like that's not even real. Being a working royal is not a job. You just go to places and wave, you get photographed. A working royal is the funniest coupling of words that has ever been invented in the English language. They resign from their royal duties, which amounted to nothing. The royal duties were not even real. They would just go to some country that Britain still kind of owns.

And they'd walk in there and then there'd be a bunch of like young children with cleft palettes. And they would go and stand with them and take a photo. That's what it means to be a working royal. You're not doing anything. They don't make policy. They're not political in the way that like the prime minister is. They're a completely ceremonial, largely pretend tradition.

And the people of the U.K. love them and got blasted some value in tradition. I don't know what value there is in this. But they resigned from being working royals in 2020 and moved to the U.S. where they have paid for their own protection. And by the way, no one wants to kill them. That's the other thing. Nobody wants to kill these people.

Nobody cares enough to go kill them. People just want them to stop inflicting themselves on the pup. Nobody's trying to kill them. But in their lurid fantasies, in her mind, white supremacists are trying to climb in the window of her Montesita was state and kill her to make some point.

If you're going to move to another country and not even do this fake thing,

this fake thing we've set up. Were you standing there and you take photos?

“That's all you have to do. If you're not even going to do that.”

If you're unwilling to do that, the British public funds are silly lives. We get to sit and fucking these castles and go right people with Jeffrey Epstein. We get to live lavishly and the only thing the British public wants is unfeathered access to our lives. Because while we ship their jobs to other countries and while we bring in other people to do the only jobs left at home,

we just want them to sit in their house and eat a fucking Tesco's chicken.

And watch tabloid shows and read tabloids about the palace intrigue of what's going on in your life. So that's what a royal is. A working royal is just a real housewife. It's just a gossip mongering. You exist to entertain the working class that the U.K. doesn't care about anymore that languishes in alcoholism and in drug addiction.

And the U.K. goes, you are their entertainment.

“That's what a working royal is. Just entertain them. Look nice.”

Get in squabbles with the other members of the royal family. We're going to take all kinds of photos of you when you go on vacation. We're going to be climbing in a window to hotel room and sure I guess a lot of it gets annoying. But make no mistake. You are living this life.

Not because you add value in any tangible quantifiable way. The only value that you add is that you are a reality show for the British working class that is increasingly desperate. And we have made so. We're making them increasingly desperate. And they get to turn on the TV or open a magazine and read about your lives and go, "Must be noss." It must be noss. You know what, heard? Did she, she's in a row with the kite?

She's in a row with, oh, she's in a row with kite, is she? Well, kites real class. So kites stayed really above it. And this is all it is. And they couldn't even do that. They couldn't even do that. It's like when these real housewives come out and they go, well, you know, the production schedule is very heavy. You go, "Oh, you do. You're just, you're a drunken content."

“That's what you do. You show up to a restaurant.”

The producers play you without the hall and you sit there and say like crazy shit. And you go, well, the production schedule is very heavy. And it's, it's wreak havoc on my family. Go, you don't care about your family anyway. That's why you've got them all on camera.

In the most important years of their lives, these real housewives try out their children when they're teenagers.

They're awkward. They have all kinds of issues. And they make them grow up on television, which is why a lot of them then start only fans or kill themselves. And then they go, "Well, it's been a lot on my, it was actually took a toll on my marriage to do this show." You knew what it was when you signed up for it. You knew what it was. Megan knew what it was. To be a working royal is to be fodder for the British working class.

You show them pictures of your children. You tell them about your lives and then occasionally you get on a plane, to private jet, and you go to some other part that you open a woman's shelter. You take a picture with someone in a hijab and go, "Isn't this good? It's great. We're all together again or whatever." That's all it. It's ceremonial, but it's a franchise of a reality show. And they couldn't even do that. They couldn't do that.

And Megan was like, "Well, we'll come to the UK and I'll be welcomed." And I'll become Rosa Parks. That's what I'll be. I'll be a civil rights leader. You know, she came back here thinking she was going to be a civil rights leader, okay? And then when that fizzled, she goes, "Well, I guess I'll just be Martha Stewart and she did this terrible show on Netflix, which I enjoyed immensely, but other people didn't like where she talked down to people and said, "Listen,

Oh, you don't have a garden. You don't know what fork goes with the salad, your animals." And I'm going to civilize you. And then, you know, that became a big joke. She started a releasing jam, trying to sell jam, that became a joke. So now they're going back to the UK. And I guess they're going to, you know, but they better get with the program over there.

“They better get with the, and by the way, I think they will. Here's what I think. Here's my prediction.”

I think they'll go over there and they'll fall in line a little bit.

I think they'll fall in line a little bit. And I think basically what's going to happen is they're going to realize there.

They're basically. They are now committed to the lives. They are living in the UK. There's no escape. They're not coming over here to Hollywood. By the way, there is no hall. They came back to Hollywood. We're going to be in Hollywood. There is no Hollywood. It's over. These idiots came back on. Oh, we'll just be. I'll be a famous. You're not going to be nothing.

It's done. You can't even be what she was 15 years ago. Some sea level actress on suits. Like you can't even be that now. So they came back and realized that that didn't work. And that was, that was fake.

So now they're going to go back to London and I think because I think basically they're going to fall in line.

And basically accept the fact that this is their destiny. That's all they can do. Let's look at a little bit of the news on this. It is not no one cares and no one should. But let's take a look here. This was an NBC news piece. And about them leaving our country. Let's see it. Tonight, a royal bond shall nobody saw coming.

By the way, stop it for a minute. Everyone saw this cut. This is how stupid. This is when nobody watches the news anymore because the news is your stupidest friend. By the way, the news in our country has become the dumbest friend in your group that denows nothing.

“That, you know what I mean? Like the person you have to keep explaining the way the world works to.”

That is our news media now. A royal bombshell. No one saw coming. Everyone saw it coming. There's not one person on earth who didn't see this coming. No one saw this cut. It's a bombshell. It's not a bombshell and everyone saw it coming. Continue. Six years after they stepped down as working royals, Prince Harry and his wife Meghan are moving back to the UK along with their two children. The move that paper says will make the UK their primary base with Archie and Lilibit, seven and five to be enrolled in British schools starting in September.

When asked by NBC, a spokesperson for the couple did not deny the reports. India quite the bombshell tonight. How surprised were you and other royal insiders?

“I think it's fair to say that it is caught everybody off guard. I think it's very important for Prince Harry for his children to understand his own British heritage.”

His upbringing, the family that they are a part of on this side of the Atlantic. For now, the telegraph reports the couple will not be reprising their roles as working royals will not live in a royal residence and their security arrangements still unclear. The couple left the UK for California in part because of what they said was unbearable treatment by the tabloids. Prince Harry's memoir later fray tensions, describing the breakdown in the relationship with his brother and father. Last month Harry stopped it for a second.

He always forget he's a rat. He writes this book about his family, just trash his family.

They really are detestable characters. It's easy to make light of it and we should, but they're truly detestable characters. They just trashed their entire fit. Now, I do that all the time, but my family doesn't pay for me to live in a fucking castle. God, I'd keep my mouth shut if that was the case. You know, if people, you know, listen, I tell stories from, you know, my, the way I grew up and whatever, but by the way, if you're a royal, just keep your mouth shut, I can't believe this guy released a book where he trashes his brother and his family.

His book should have been two sentences.

Boy of my lucky, I was born into the royal family. Boy of my lucky, I look around the world and I go, wow, I could have been born into anything, but I was born into this royal family, where I essentially get to exist, like and live the way people lived centuries ago for no reason.

“There's no reason that he's living the way he's living it that they can, who's going to pay for their security?”

What are their security arrangements? Who gives a fuck? No one's trying to kill them.

Nobody is trying to whack these people and they're convinced that everywhere they go because he married a woman who looks a tiny bit ethnic. You know what I mean? He acts like he married like fucking Gloria or something. He married a woman who looks like it looks like it's a tiny bit of melanin in her skin, and they act like like go white supremacists are charging the door. They're going back. They won't be working royal, so they're just going to be annoying. They'll just be annoying in the UK and bother them and good, by the way.

We miss you. We wish you well. I hope to marriage lasts. I'm a believer in family. I'm a believer in children, having parents that love each other and good luck there. Good luck there. And we don't, by the way, she should go to the UK and immediately take up like Prince Andrews cause and say he was completely railroaded. And she should her job should be to get the pedophile Prince Andrew back into the royal family.

“And that's what she should do. She should go back there and say the treatment that Prince Andrew has suffered is is completely out of control.”

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“So they have all the time in the world. And they used this kind of time-bending technology. And they were explaining it to me because she was explaining me that we were actually it's a bunch of parallel dimensions happening.”

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We, you know, I was watching this Trump, Trump is not that funny anymore, and he's, you know, destroying Earth and he's, you know, he's the shrinking base of loyalists. He's becoming, you know, increasingly detached and unmoored from reality in a meaningful way. And, but this is one of the moments where classic Trump shines through. And again, this doesn't excuse covering up the Epstein files, the Iran War, the destruction of the American economy, you know, building a text or valent state, the likes of which no one has ever seen.

All of those, we still view as negatives. You know, arming Israel to do whatever the hell they want. We all view this as negative. However, you still see he's got a little bit of his charm left. There's a little twinkle of his charm.

“And, and here's what I mean by that. He brings in the young man, the young lifeguard, who saved that kid in, I believe, was Laguna Beach.”

In, uh, the kid was caught in a very rough surfer. It was like a rip tide or something. And the kid saves him and the president of the United States brings this lifeguard into the oval office, which now, by the way, looks like a sweet at the win hotel in Las Vegas. Because he's adorned it with gold.

So that's, that's the old Trump charm going, because you get a, you get a glimpse into his,

“because the inner workings of his mind when he brings the kid in and he goes, man, that guy was lucky that you were on duty that day.”

I don't know that I would have saved him. So that's the president of the United States, bringing in a lifeguard who saved someone. And then saying, I don't know that I would have done that. I don't know that I would have done that. So here we are, let's just watch this again, it's a beautiful, if you appreciate America and the way I do and you should, you live here.

This is a beautiful moment where the president of the United States essentially tells someone who just saved the life of a child. He essentially goes, I don't know that I would have taken that course of action. Here he is, president, Trump.

This is very exciting to me. You know, it's so exciting, you see something like this happen. He's a real hero.

You know, when you see that, I don't know if I do it, I wouldn't promise. I wouldn't, yeah, you wouldn't see that, see there is where this is when you realize the, the, the appeal of, of Donald Trump. Donald Trump, when he is at his best, is not pretend to be anything other than what he is. A deeply selfish person who would not risk anything for another human being.

“That's why when he walked around Walter Reed, he was like, why do these soldiers even do this?”

Why do they join the military? Don't they know there's money in pussy? You know, America bounds with money in pussy. What are these idiots doing trying to, you know, trying to protect America? You know, whatever you think of like the wars we've been in, the people who join the military.

Many of them largely believe that they're doing it to protect their friends, family, and fellow citizens. And the president of the United States goes, why? Why would they do that? Don't they realize there's crypto scams? There's money and there's pussy out there. And that's really his worldview. Some would call it cowardly. He thinks, you know, that's the way you have to operate.

And he's probably correct to become a billionaire.

And to basically do what he's done.

You have to think like that.

“You cannot let other people, including your own children or any one of his wives.”

None of those people have ever been put before Donald Trump, which is why he was elected. It was so refreshing for people to hear, hey, guys, we're not putting on a show. I'm not telling you, I'm a hero. Trump's like, this guy's a real hero. And I would have done it, I wouldn't have. I would have said he saved the child's life.

He goes, I don't know that I would have done, I wouldn't have. And you know, there's something about it that, you know, when he comes down that escalator in 2016. And the entire history of modern politics has been very scripted and staged people who go, I'm doing this for you. I'm a selfless guardian of the national interest. I care about you.

And that's why I'm here. I could have made a lot of money in the private sector, but I chose government. You know, and that was every speech that I grew up listening to was like some guy who was like, or some gal who was like, by the way, there was money out there for me. But you know what I chose?

I chose to do this because I want safer communities, stronger families. And Trump was like, listen, we're getting ripped off. That was his appeal. He didn't come down and go, hey, I chose he was already a billionaire. And he was on reality TV for years.

So there was no way he could do that. He came down and goes, listen, we're getting ripped off. We should be ripping other people off. We should be ripping other, we're being lied too. We should be lied. Like, it's he did this appeal.

He's like, I'm not telling you I'm a hero. I'm not showing you, I'm not showing you, you know, some like crazy video of me standing, you know, in like the, like some, the aftermath of a hurricane standing there going like, you know, like, we got to do the right thing by the people that suffered in that now.

And I'm telling everybody that you should be richer than you are.

“And the reason you're not and he wasn't wrong is that we've all fucked you over.”

We've all been fucking you over.

You always thought we were fucking you over, but guess what, we, we were.

And I'm telling you, and I'm gonna stop fucking you over. And, and I will even cop to this. I was like, this is the most interesting moment of my life as someone who paid attention to this shit forever. I was like, this is the most fascinating moment in American history. And there was a part of you that was like just the sheer excitement of it.

Not necessarily believing that Donald Trump was going to like come through on everything he said. You know, he was a huck story. He was a carnival barker. But you figured the guy was rich enough. He had enough fucking money. Maybe just maybe what a great movie because that's the America that we all believe in. That's the Christmas carol.

Scrooge goes. He's visited by the ghosts. He wakes up because hey, get the turkey. Give it to the cripple. Whatever. But the point is Trump comes down that escalator and in his campaign and in his debates. There's this idea that like, wait, this guy is breaking the fourth wall and telling everybody, hey, we will fuck you forever. And here's how we've done it.

And I'm going to stop doing it. And what happened instead? What happened instead? Was he goes, we're going to fuck you in a way you can't even imagine. We're going to get over on you in ways that you can't even imagine.

It's going to be so blatant, so blatant that you're going to have to disassociate like a trauma victim. And if you speak to the people that are still really into the Trump thing, they're like trauma victims who've been like brutally raped or whatever assaulted or whatever. You know, they're trauma victims who've been to torture.

And they basically have disassociated and they've split it off and created other personalities where everything's good.

“And that's what he did. He's like, it's going to be so blatant.”

It's going to be so in your face. It's going to be so reckless. Where is previously there was like some care about like, yeah, we're going to fuck you. But we're going to try to like massage it a little bit. We're going to try to like give you the idea that we're not, you know,

he's basically like it's going to be such a blatant money grab these four years that you're either going to have to pull on accept it and get on board or disassociate like a like a victim of extreme trauma. And basically walk around talking to yourself, muttering to yourself like a schizophrenic. And that's what he's done. But moments like this, I, they warm my heart.

When the president of the United States brings in someone who he locally saved a kid and goes, I wouldn't have done it. It warms my heart. Let's watch the rest of it because again, it is a feel good story.

“You know, when you see that, I don't know if I do it.”

I wouldn't. It's incredible right today. I'm just beyond grateful to him and Aaron and the rest of the team. Even the good Americans that were there. Now, by the way, let's stop for a minute. I'm forgetting this.

The father of the and the child who were saved are also in the room. I cracked on that. Okay. Now this takes on a whole new dimension. This is why I don't prepare for the show. I don't prepare for the show ever.

And, and, and I just, they bring the articles up.

Here's what's amazing about this.

And I didn't even realize this. Trump is saying in front of the child who was saved. I would not have saved you. This is the, I didn't even realize they were in the room. This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen in my life.

The child who was saved and his father are in the oval office. And in front of them both, the president of the United States goes, I don't know that I wouldn't, I would have done it. I wouldn't have. In front of the fight, he's saying to the father,

I would not have saved you a child. And the child who's sitting on the couch, Trump's going, I wouldn't, I would have let you die. I would have let you die. This is unbelievable peak Trump, peak Trump.

Take it away, continue.

and even the good Samaritan's that were there. I mean, it's just such a privilege to be sitting nice to him today. You can be able to celebrate his birthday tomorrow. And I'll bet you'll stay a little bit related to this group of people. Obviously, you realize what a fantastic year they did.

In those dangerous moments that we have, we always try to fall back on our training.

We're training so well by many to handle that situation. Trump is so bored, stop it for a minute. Trump written nothing interest Trump lasts than people saving other people. It really is boring.

And by the way, I'm a little bored by it, too. I get it. Like, I'm happy it happened by Mosul little bored. I grew up in one island. Like, I'm like, yeah, what a ride.

He's like, in those, you know, the life cards, in those moments of extreme danger. In the moments of extreme danger, we make sure that we coordinate.

“And Trump's like, all right, yeah, but who's making money here?”

Where's the money in this? Trump's going, where is the money? And pulling this fucking Mexican kid out of the ocean? Where's the money in this, buddy? Trump, Trump knows one thing.

He goes, here's what America wasn't built on this.

Whatever you think about America was not built on people saving other people. That's now what America was built on. Trump's like, I just listen, you can Trump is so bored when this young life card is talking. He is so bored.

He's thinking about how to sell access to his true social post, which he's already doing. He's thinking about bringing in, you know, people, he's selling access to, you know, to people that are big investors and Trump coin

and the Bitcoin scam. And Trump's eyes would have let up. If the kids said we're launching a coin, we're actually launching a crypto based on this event because we believe the event was so powerful

that we are launching a crypto and Trump would have like Trump's eyes would have let up. You go, really, that's fascinating. But nothing excites Trump less. And by the way, there's a part of me that understands that.

And it's not a part of me that I'm proud of. But it's not a good part of me. But it's the part of all of us that none of us admit that we have. Where it's kind of like, you know, it's the part of us where we go,

yes, we know this kid's a hero when he did the right thing.

And it's an amazing, it's the human spirit.

And I'm even boring myself talking about the good thing that the guy did. Let's continue our president and by the way, I feel bad that our president kind of has to suffer through.

“That's why he's going like, I wouldn't have done it.”

You know, like, what do you get that out of this? Continue. The water, it's fast I can. And for shaping that future, I want to be a firefighter in the future,

hopefully go through primary school. Trump's like, no money in there. We'll give him recommendations. May I have some good recommendations, go ahead. Awesome.

Thank you. I hope that everybody can take away from this and try to help more people try to look out for everybody around you. And that's why I asked. Just try to help everybody out with much of the can.

And they would rather do nothing else. That's great. I think it's great. This is very exciting to me. Yeah.

Right. It's so exciting. She's something like this. Right. He's a real hero.

Right. Right. You know, when you see that, I don't know if I do it. I wouldn't, right. I wouldn't.

I wouldn't have saved you. You're lucky. I wasn't on this. He says. I don't know.

He goes, you're lucky. Yeah. You're lucky. Yeah. He says to a child.

And he's a real lucky guy, too. All right. Get him out of there. He says to a child, you're lucky. I wasn't there that day.

He's saying, this is the first time the child is met the president of the United States. This is the first time the child has met the president of the United States of America. And he's saying, you're lucky. I wasn't there.

“I would have let you die because that's what our country is about.”

You see why I'm sitting here in the oval office, it dawned with gold. It's not because I pulled a bunch of Mexican kids out of the water. In fact, I put a bunch of them in cages. There's a ton of people that look like you. They're in a cage right now.

So I mean, this is a, this is an interesting insight into the psyche of Trump. You don't get a lot of them, but you think you would get more because we've, you know, so much of him is lore and mythos and whatever, and you know, it's such a show and it's such a. You know, it's so, it's so fun and it moves so fast, but everything else then you get a real insight into who the man is. And any heap, heap, he really, he really lets this guard down here and lets you know what he feels is important.

Like when the kids like I want to be a firefighter and someone's like, what? What?

What's that?

Like Trump cannot understand that he, that part of him completely doesn't exist.

I'm just, best case he thinks it's nice, maybe that it happens. He's like, I guess that's good. I guess it's good that people do that. But not one part of him understands self sacrifice or, or grabbing another human being putting them on your back, endangering your life to bring that person out of a burning building so that they can breathe air.

Trump's like, I just don't know about that as a business venture. How does that that? And it's not fun. Here's the other thing about Trump. Trump goes, yeah, it's not really fun.

Like, how's his burning down? People drowning. That's so much fun in that. You know what's fun? Firing people in a boardroom on television.

Being a wrestling heel. Like doing big rallies landing in a helicopter and like calling people names. That's fun. Roasting people. That's fun.

This isn't funny.

And he gets bored because I don't know about this.

It's not good TV.

“That's what we've always said about Trump.”

He likes good TV because, well, you know, the saving of the kids fun for a minute. But, you know, then it's over. Then it's over. Ehh.

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And you are of cool meant. And Natalie Harp, you know, this is one of his assistants or what not. Who's obsessed with him and people keep going. You know, it's fodder now. Natalie Harp is all of the people, by the way, that are laughed with him.

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I also know I've been distracted all week for getting the eat throughout the days and even forgetting to sleep only catching a couple hours at a time. Her letter concludes with all my heart, Natalie. And you know, he reads that and he likes it. He loves it.

And this, by the way, his approval rating is now 30%. The people, the people and by the way, they're not forgetting to eat or drink. Trust me, I know many of them. And they're actually no stranger to the knife and fork and bar.

“But this is the level of devotion you need to have now to ignore everything to the contrary.”

The economies crash. I mean, Walmart is saying people are spending less money. Walmart. Walmart. Okay, Walmart is going, hey, people are not even coming.

They're spending a lot less money here. We've had, I think Walmart has had like the lowest in like six years. Walmart has had like the lowest growth in the last six years. And they're noting that people are spending a lot less.

Walmart says it's using 2.9 billion tariff refunds to lower prices for customers.

Yeah, Walmart posted the slowest sales in about six years. This was New York Times Walmart post. Slowest sales growth in six years as Americans tighten wallets. And Walmart is pretty broadly indicative of either the middle class, lower middle class, working poor.

By the way, even people that are probably in the upper middle class. You know, it's, there's, there's a group of people that go Walmart. I don't like Walmart. I, it's too big. There's too much going on.

They're not my thing.

“But if you have a bunch of kids and you're on a budget,”

a lot of people are going to Walmart. The company stock fall fell more than 9% erasing 10 to billions of dollars in market value. And it's steepest. The clients is 20, 22. So all the people that Trump went, you know, he rode on their backs to the presidency again.

A lot of them outside of these rally billionaires that are one of the Iran war and the tech billionaires.

One more money for pallianteer and then just a billion air billionaires who wanted more money for whatever for bunkers outside of the working class.

It felt like the Biden economy wasn't working for them, which it wasn't. And inflation was high. And their prospects in the country were getting dimmer. Those people have all been sold out. And, and, and, and, and places like Walmart.

Our registering a drop in sales because people are trying to do more with less. And they just don't have it.

They don't they don't have the money.

And it sucks. And that is why the the DSA is ascended. And we'll remain ascended because really. Pete, you can only believe in something for so long when you broke. Like when you're losing when your life sucks.

And you're and you can't feel your car with gas. And you have to make real choices.

You can't go on a vacation with your family.

You can't give your kids the things that you want to give them.

“You have to budget school supplies and food and activities they want to do when you have to do all of that.”

There's only so much you can buy into like Eric Trump and Don Junior and Ivanka and this whole gaggle of guns and people are taking photos. And they're talking about the new era of American innovation and they're talking about AI and crypto. And you know this economy works for a few people that own AI companies in San Francisco. That's who the economy works for. It's a few people in San Francisco that own AI companies coincidentally who are trying to power the American economy on artificial intelligence instead of any human intelligence.

And those people the economy is working out like really well for them. The economy is working out. So if you're like Sam Altman, if you're an autistic, you know, AI, you know, leader, it's doing you're doing very well. If you're a crypto currency billionaire things are good and will remain so most likely. But the people like that kid who goes, I want to be a firefighter that's that Trump's like, I don't know how that that. I don't know about that company executives at Walmart said the business so shoppers behave your change when the national average price of gasoline surpassed $4 per gallon in July.

An indication that American consumers were feeling more pressure than they did at the beginning of the year. Perhaps there's a psychological impact to that. John David rainy, the CFO of Walmart said on a conference call, the investors and analysts like it's so unbelievable. He's the CFO of Walmart, the chief financial officer is like, perhaps there's a psychological impact to the gas going up. No John, you've retard. There's an actual impact. It's not psychological. It's a genuine impact of people not having enough fucking money to get in their car and go somewhere and they're choosing.

To cut back. I love it. Maybe there's a maybe there's a psychological impact. Maybe these people feel poor. Maybe they feel poor out there. No, they're actually poor. They're being thrown out of the middle class into the poor.

“Maybe there's a psychological, they study these psychological impacts on people. They love this. They go, well, what about the psychological impact?”

Well, yes, when you see a certain number at the pump, it does a number on you psychologically. It's like, well, it does something to your actual financial standing. You're fucking wallet. But this is a detached. They used to see a full voice so detached that he's like, I think that number scares people. I think there's a psychological. They just got to get out of their own way these people. They got to embrace the power of positive thinking. They're living there. They're being guided by fear. That's what it is.

They're all telling you that you can just manifest wealth and you can manifest cancer screening or whatever you need.

“And you just, you just have to go out there and manifest it and just change your outlook. It's all about mindset.”

It's all about, and you get it. This is the CFO of Walmart. And this is where it all comes to fish rods at the fucking head. And when he goes, well, there's a psychological impact to it. You know, no, no, no, there's an actual financial impact to it. You fucking idiot. You moron and yet somehow you are the CFO of a company. So a big one. And all of this, it's all mindset stuff. Now, some of it might be mindset. I get it.

There are some situations in life that are mindset, obviously. But saying that this, that everyone should just go out and start an AI company or use AI to create an app or invest in crypto.

Everyone should, that people shouldn't be teachers or firefighters or doctors or accountants or lawyers or EMTs and all of those things are a waste of fucking time.

“And you should be crushing at a roll on a marble countertop in Miami and blowing it up your nose.”

And like this, you can't run a society like this. Like all of these people that go on YouTube all the time and tell you how rich you're all going to be. If you just embrace dropshipping or if you know, if you just get your mindset right and you start the morning with, you know, a gallon of warm water. You shit your brains, you go for a nice workout, whatever. By the way, do all of that.

Do all of that. Get in shape. Work out. Sure. Feel better about yourself. Don't eat the poison food, but make no mistake.

The economic conditions of people's lives in the vast majority of cases cannot be improved. Okay? With some crypto scam. It's not going to work. I'm sorry. I know that that that deflates a lot of people. I'm not trying to be. Disperiting to people out there, but you are going to need someone to put you in an ambulance if you fall down in a Walmart. By the way, someone's going to need to show up in an ambulance and put you into it.

Not everybody can be using AI to make an app no one uses or some people might use. Not everyone can do that. Some people need to actually have jobs that people understand. Some people need to be able to explain their job to someone and you get it immediately. I'm a teacher. I'm an EMT. I help you when you fall down. When grandma falls down, I show up and I put her in an ambulance. Someone's going to do those jobs.

And those people have to be able to put gas in their fucking car.

“So there's whole new thing. Well, no, no, no. You don't have to do that. Why would you want to do that?”

Oh, gross. Want to do that? It's a psychotic way to run a society. It's like perverted. And all of these people that are being told that they're only way to a meaningful, happy, joyful existence is to embrace some type of scam. And not master a craft or a skill and not have any fucking, I'm telling you right now. All of this is a complete, it's leading people down a very dark path where most of them will not succeed. It said scam. And then they will be desperate. And it's the fish rods from the head.

You have the CFO of Wal-Marco, well, there's a psychological impact to people not being able to, you know, there's the psychological impact to homelessness. Isn't that interesting? We find that there's the psychological impact to people that live on the street. People that there's the psychological impact to not being able to go to the doctor are interesting. People view those circumstances negatively. They have a bad outlook. It's all about mindset, isn't it? It's not all about mindset. There are things in life to do about mindset. It's not all about mindset, okay? All about mindset.

But by the way, open water life cards push to be recognized as first responders, a new resolution in the house of representatives would federally recognize open water life cards as first responders interesting. Here's where I'm at with all of this and I've said it before. I'm for closing the beaches.

There's red tide. There's blooming algae and stuff like that. People, you know what?

“I think it's time that we close all of the beaches in our country.”

I've thought that and that's I've this is something that I believe now. I didn't believe. I wonder the beach once your summer was fine. You know, I think at this point now it's time to close. We should have a more torrent. Let's have a five-year moratorium. You cannot go to a beach.

Shut it down. Close the beaches. We'll revisit it in five years. Let's watch a little bit of this life cards. Now wanting to be recognized as first responders.

Whether it's police, EMT, or fire fighters, all first responders should want them in common. When everybody rolls from danger, they don't torrents it. By the way, by the way, I'm all for diversity, but what the fuck is this woman saying? You know what I mean? I mean I'm all I'm all for diversity. Play that again and can anyone tell me what this woman is saying? Like, does anyone have a clue what she's saying on NBC news? Does anyone have a clue? Play this again, please.

EMT, or fire fighters, all first responders should want them in common. When everybody rolls from danger, they don't torrents it. Our life cards. I mean, oh, I mean, folks, we need everybody running away from danger, they're on torrents. They're on torrents. They're danger. When everybody running, running, running, running. We need, we need some diction. We need love diversity, love it, love it, love it, love it, love it, love it. But hey, we just need, we need to understand what the news anchor is saying.

“That's what we need to do. Not trying to be difficult here.”

Let's continue this.

Out here on the beaches, and we are the first ones to respond to any type of water-related emergence.

Yeah, that's your job. That is actually first responders by government designations. Now, a new push from open water, live cars across the country. Close the beach. Close the beach. Close the beach. I mean, it's just what it is. Cut it out. Close the beach. Close the beach. I would close the beach before I give these. And I respect the life cars they do what they've got to do.

But I was a lifeguard for years. I was a lifeguard in a pool, and I didn't say anyone. And one kid sort of drowned, but he was fine, and his mother helped them.

“Which I think is a better system anyway. Strong families.”

And I used to sit there, and I would, you know, you would yell, you'd abuse your power.

No running on the deck. You'd yell at them. You'd go, no running on the deck. And then there were the beach guards ran every morning, and we're really hot, and it's six packs. And they would just run on the beach with their huge dicks. And, you know, it was, you know, that was their life. But the pool life guards were very different group of people. It was kind of, you know, somewhat chubby power, obsessed power hungry people. And I was one of them who kind of abused their power, and were very rude and nasty.

And would shut the pool down, if like a kid shit in the pool, you'd be like, we're done now for an hour. We've done for 45 minutes. We've got to disinfect this whole thing. And you know, members of the beach club, the commander, come to give you a little food. You'd sit there and you'd eat food. And, you know, the owner of the beach club just ran up to me and my friend wants who we were working. And he goes, they're saying you missed to save both of you. And we're like, what?

What? It's saying some kid was drowning, and his mother had to save him. We didn't even see it, by the way. We did not even see apparently some kid drown and his mother saved him. We didn't even see it. Truly, we didn't even see it. Because if you're going to drown in a very quiet way, why? I can't help. You got to thrash. You got to yell. I'm dying.

Like, whatever happened was subtle enough that we missed it. Some kid drowned in the pool and his mother saved him and he was like coughing up water and it was all very... And then I think we walked over to him. He was in a towel and he was sitting there coughing and he looked really flush. Like he probably was, he probably was struggling. And he was just sitting there in the towel, kind of staring, staring like he had had like a near death experience, he was just kind of staring.

And we went over to him and we were going, how well, and the mother was really mad. She was like, And we were like, hey, how is, how are you doing? Hey bud, how you doing? And he didn't say anything else. He wouldn't even look at us because he was like, I think he was traumatized.

We did not see it.

“So that was, and I was a lifeguard for three or four years. I never saved one person.”

I never saved one person.

I never had to, they all, they all had swim lessons, they were all pretty. You know, and then we'd have all people swim, the old people would come in and they would just do water aerobics and stuff. You just sit there and, so I don't believe, by the way, I don't believe lifeguard should be first. But this is one of a lot of people are not going to like this. And I'm sorry, you know, I do not believe lifeguards are first responders. I just don't believe they are.

I don't believe they are. of voluntary activity that you choose to undertake. I think they should guard the lives and be compensated for it fairly. I do not think you are on the level of an EMT or a firefighter or who are the other first responders, by the way? Who are they? Police. Police. Police. Police. The EMT police and firemen. Yeah, you know, I think firemen and police take more risks than lifeguards. EMTs also take risks. They're encountering people that may have communicable diseases that may whatever. I mean, like this is a real thing. Lifeguards are not first responders and they have to stop. And frankly, I would close the beaches. If I was the leader of this country, the beaches need to repair themselves. I'm dead serious.

They need to repair themselves. The water is not safe. It is disgusting. The marine life has become increasingly violent. And we need to shut the beaches right now and take a moratorium on the beaches. And it should be a swim at your own rate. Here's, you know, what it should be.

What should be a swim at your own rate? Here's what it should be. The job of a lifeguard should be this.

“You should save the people, but if you don't, that's also okay.”

Truly, like it should kind of be a, one of those things where it's like, hey, if, if, you know, we're happy if you save them. But if here's the other thing, if they're too far out and they're caught in a riptime, they're too far and you don't feel safe saving them. You got to just let it happen. You got to let it happen. You know, and I do that. That's where I will say I do agree with President Trump a little bit that, you know, this is a country that we desperately need to get back to really, you know, get get our mojo back and people need to feel confident.

And, you know, in order to do that, I think we need to like, you know, chill out a couple of people. If you're going to behave, now listen, you're young, you get thrown around. If we can grab you, you're right there on the shore. You grab them. There he is. He's right there. But if you're out there and you're doing something and you go all the way out there and you're doing something crazy, you know, I don't, I don't believe that we can save everybody. I don't. And no one does. No one's, if you go out at 6 a.m. and you go, I want to swim laps all the way out in the open ocean and the life cards are not even there or the life cards are just getting in and having a coffee and something happens to you. They can't go out there and do it. They can't do it.

And they shouldn't have to. And that's why they're not first responders. They shouldn't have to. If you're behavior,

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The midterm elections are going to be fun because I imagine that it will be the kickoff of some type of civil war,

Polymark has said that democratic party

interesting only 51 percent,

that they will owe the Senate, that they will win the Senate. Yeah, it is interesting. They'll clearly take the hot.

“Most people believe the Democrats will take”

the House and then some people believe that they'll take the Senate, but it's not that well established. And by the way, congrats by the way.

Our national debt just top $40 trillion. Can we get around to a applause for that? The national debt is now $40 trillion. Yeah, I mean that is. It's good because as it gets a bigger and bigger,

the chances of us paying it back

really just completely collapse.

Like no one believes any of this is getting paid back. So we need sort of a global war to reset the financial table or a fake alien invasion or something. Hopefully you guys are getting to work on that. Certainly seems like they are.

It seemed no one believes we're paying the 40 trillion back. We need a global war or a fake alien invasion and potentially both. I watched 10 Cloverfield Lane last night.

You see that? What John Goodman? I think that's a title of it, right? And it was really fun. It's a really fun thriller.

And you know, it's about whatever. I won't ruin it, but watch it. It's good. But here's the deal. We need that.

That's what needs to happen next. That's really what needs to happen next. A stage to alien invasion. That's the only thing we can do now. And I hope they're working on it.

And I'm cautiously optimistic that they are. What we need? We're not going to pay it back. It's not going to happen. We need a fake alien invasion.

“So that's what to see a full of Walmart was getting to.”

And because you know, there's a psychological impact to the gasping nationally for dollars. You know what the next conversation is? There's a psychological impact to when we stage an alien invasion. That's going to be the real psychological impact.

Because we don't, we're not paying this money back. The economy's fake. We're not paying the money back. So if we're going to start talking about psychological impacts, wait till the psychological impact.

When we put fake alien ships in the sky. And land. And start killing a lot of people because that's the only way out of this. Truly. It's the only way out of this.

It's not. It's not a lovely thing to discuss as many people start school and the summer winds down. It's kind of. But we, that is what needs to happen.

That is just divorcing myself from it. It's not viewing it through a moral lens. Not taking my self out of it as I'm an analyst. Yes, it would be good to give people health care or better standard of living quality of life. Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.

Listen, what we need right now more than anything more than

more than life cards being designated first fucking responders.

I mean, are they high? Are they crazy? What's what we need is a staged alien invasion. That is the time that our economy has gotten to that point. We're losing a war with Iran and we're 40 trillion in the whole.

We're five to 10 years away from many, many jobs. Not existing if any of these people are telling the truth. They may not be. But it's taking jobs already. So I imagine that those jobs are going to continue to evaporate.

We need without argument. A completely staged invasion of our planet by aliens.

“It is the only thing that can put us on the right course economically.”

It'll reset the table in a meaningful way. It's not what you want to hear. I understand that you're driving in your car, you jogging, you go. I don't like this. This sounds like it's going to be a real problem. Yeah, it is. Hey, buddy, it is.

There's going to be mass chaos, mass death. Sorry. Sorry. I want to be the bear of bad news. But there's no way out unless we put fake ships in the sky. And really, you know, some of those weapons that we used in Venice,

well, those EMP electro mech medical were all the soldiers start throwing up. We're going to start. We're going to need to use them in American cities and towns and claim its aliens. It's I'm telling you right now. I know it's dark.

And I know that I'm not saying that I'm for this.

Sadly, that's just what needs to. People are like, well, that's not good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. All right, sure, sure, okay. Yeah, I'd, hey, I'd agree with you. They're pal, hey, pal. I'm with you.

But what needs to happen? Just to just reality. And someone's explaining this somewhere in a room and don't think they're not. They go, you know, we just need to start using those weapons on the public, claiming its aliens and you know, getting people in line again.

You gotta get people in line again. That's all. So that's coming. I believe. I do believe something like that is coming. Hopefully I'm wrong.

But I do believe that's coming. And, you know, again, is it, is it ideal? No, it's that ideal.

It's not the ideal situation, right?

But it is, I think, really right now.

“The only way, because if you look at the trends, right?”

So if the AI thing happening, we can't win wars anymore. We're in a mad dash for resources. That's what a lot of these wars are about. There's strategic money grabs, resource grabs. And the president's pretty honest about that.

He's like, we need to suck up the oil. We need to suck up this. We need to suck up that. And the way you used to control people isn't working as well because of the internet.

People are kind of restless out there. It's very difficult to establish a narrative that people all buy into. You know, so really, the options are not plentiful. There's only a few. There's only a few options right now to continue to run this planet.

And unfortunately, sadly, and I, there's no joy in me telling you this. I think that they're going to have to stage an alien invasion. They're going to have to use a lot of weapons.

We've never seen our experience before.

We're going to have to destroy a few American cities.

“You know, we're going to have to lock people in their houses”

while the alien warfare is going on. Think about this. Think about this. By the way, I know that there's CFOs and CEOs of big companies that listen to the show.

They are all in agreement with me. They're all in agreement with me, by the way. And, and it is not nice. It is not nice. But you're going to have to be locked in your house while fake aliens

rampage to the streets. There's nothing I can't lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you, people. I'm not going to lie to you, people. I'm not going to lie to you, people. It would be nice if if you got health care in the retirement

or we stopped polluting the rivers grow up. You're going to have to be locked in your house while fake aliens rampage to the streets. We're going to have to use electromagnetic pulse weapons and sound waves and crazy shit.

We're going to have to knock out the internet. I don't enjoy telling you all this.

“We're going to have to knock out the internet.”

We're going to have to be locked in your house while we kill lots of people and stage a fake alien invasion. And at that point we will come back and we'll go with it. We actually know more debt. We're actually not doing the national debt when I do it.

No, it's true. We're going to come right back on TV. We're not actually going to do the debt. The 40 trillion dollars we owe. It seems stupid to even think about it now.

We've just repelled an alien invasion. That's what's going to have to. We're going to have to use a few real aliens that don't even want to do it. Here's how bad it's going to get.

We're going to have to use real aliens who are not even involved. They don't even want to do it. They're not even doing it. We're going to have to use a few real aliens

and like because there's probably an alien. He's in area 51 or whatever. He's like on the, you know, it goes like five seven stories, 10 stories down, he's sitting there. And they go up to him and they go listen.

We're, hey, hey. We're $40 trillion worth of debt. And the alien's going to go, why can't you win the ironwork? Hey, hey, hey, let's not even.

What are we doing? Like we need, we need, you know the plant. And the alien knows the plant because here's the plant. We're going to stage a fake thing and say you did it. And the alien's going to go, oh.

I think we got to use photos of you. We got to, so they, we're going to use a real alien that we probably have. We're going to put him in front of a green screen. And he has to.

And he's going to go, I don't even want to do it. And he's going to read a script. He's going to be like, we are going. And he's hard. It's not going to be in it.

Here to destroy you.

You are a colony of ants.

“And like the aliens are going to stop in the middle.”

And he's going to look like all the DARPA people and all the like, you know, burn off your fingerprints. You know, men and black fucking don't exist. Delete your social security number. Like in the bowels of the government.

Like he's going to look at all of them. Go, we wouldn't even say it. He's like, I wouldn't even say it like this. And then somebody's going to go, no one even knows what you would say. And he goes, it just sounds weird.

You're a colony of ants. He's like, it's hard. I don't even want to say it. And they go, you said you would help us with this. When the time came, the time is now.

So we will have a fake alien in front of a green screen. Threatening our country.

And he won't want to do it.

She, it whatever that alien will go. I don't even feel good about saying this. And then they'll have to tell him, I'll have to go. All right, so we have one take of you doing it. That we think is usable.

We want to run it again. And we want you to just say we are colonizing you like ants. And then we're going to have to show you like pretend to be dead. And we're going to go, we got their leader. We're so, and he's like, fine.

And we're going to, it's a product. It's going to be a product because it would not pay that money back. We're not paying that money back. We're just not paying that money back. It's what it is.

And we're not paying the money back. And then just just imagine the press conference. And here's the thing.

We can do this all in like a week.

We can shut everything down. Kill a bunch of people. Start putting out the fake alien content. And within 10 to 15 days, probably be back. Probably be back online quick.

A few things got to go. We got to give a couple of say, that's maybe what LA is for. We may wonder now what LA is for. LA might just be being hollowed out to be destroyed. So we don't have to pay the money back for the national debt.

That might be why. If in two to three years, you see like fake alien running around L.A.

“You're going to go, oh, that's why they let it collapse.”

Because it was a decision that like we got to destroy an American city. We can't destroy an New York. It's do valuable. But LA like whatever who cares. We're going to we're going to hollow out LA.

So that we can stage a fake alien invasion LA. And it's kind of a great city to do it. It has all the production here still. I mean nobody's shooting movies or TV here anymore. But by the way, if you wanted to stage an alien invasion,

and it have it be cinematic, it's LA. It might bring LA back. That's the other thing. That might this might bring LA. But people might go, there's discussions right now going.

This could turn things. If we invade LA with fake aliens and then LA repels them, and California becomes the city that repel the aliens. And I mean, just photos of people holding their baby with the fingernail and face like, no, you alien.

I'm telling you, this is what's going to happen. We're not paying a 40 trillion back. No one's paying that back grow up. No one's paying it back. We're staging a fake alien invasion to save ourselves.

And we're going to have to kill some people in LA. It's a huge population. It's a huge population. A couple of people have to die. We're going to use those weapons.

We lock everyone in their houses. It'll be a little chaos. We'll have martial law. I'm thinking if this whole thing's done well, it's 13, 14 days.

And then the president emerges. And he's a new. He's like, we've realized that we can't have these nations. And we're a global council. We've realized the importance of using and marshalling all of our resources together.

And we're not alone in the universe. We've repelled one group of aliens. But by the way, then they're going to go like this. There's other groups. And we're going to have to really think about the other groups of aliens

that are going to potentially do what these aliens. Like we beat these guys. But maybe we won't beat the next aliens. So, you know, and then somebody will be like, "Hey, what about the national dad?" And we go, "Oh, that's, well, I mean, national dad.

There's no nation." He's talking about, we're America, I guess. But like, we're people. We're all just people fighting the aliens. So like, it's all good.

It's all good and that. And that is why it's very silly to make lifeguards first responders. Because do you know how silly you're going to feel

“making a lifeguard or first of all, after we've beaten aliens?”

After we've repelled an alien race and we've shut down the internet. We've shut down all mass media. And we've shut it all down. And we hit everybody with the MP weapons. We've put them in their houses.

And then we build it back.

And it becomes a great American story. And we wash away our debt.

“And we unite as people all over the world.”

It's I'm sorry, folks. I'm sorry.

I know you like Mom Donnie.

Seems sweet. But I'm telling you what's needed here.

“And I, and the people in power are listening.”

And, and that's what it is.

And that's why you have a JD Vance. Because JD Vance immediately goes, "Oh, go, co-size this." JD Vance signs off on this. Halfway through the pitch. Halfway through this pitch.

Vance signs. He goes, "Fuck them." They panned my movie. I wrote Hillbillyology.

“They panned it because it was about poor white people.”

And they go, "Hey, so we got to destroy an alien in a fake alien invasion." He goes, "Done and done." Good night.